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♪ Two... two, three... ♪
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♪ ♪
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Sync and correction by Mlmlte
www.addic7ed.com
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Bucket of hot dogs.
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Check.
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Butt massager engaged.
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Check.
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Then let the video games begin!
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Wait. Hang on.
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I-I lost my controller.
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There is no controller.
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The X-Cube tracks your motions
with a built-in camera.
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Oh, yeah?
Well, track this motion!
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♪ ♪
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Frykowski!
BenderIsGreat34!
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Follow me!
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Sounds like fun on a bun!
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Hyah!
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Aw, you guys again?
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Ach, these dorkeschoens!
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Let's humiliate them with slingshots.
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Shoot your weapon, Private!
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Wait. How do I... Hold on.
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Oops.
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Sorry to kill und run,
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but I really must be Göring.
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Ah!
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- Aw!
- Man!
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Pwned again!
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This is all Bender's fault.
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Admit it, your reflexes suck!
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Oh, it's true.
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My circuitry's 12 years out of date.
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I can't keep up with today's
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high-speed, top-of-the-line kids!
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You can't even keep up with me,
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and I'm some sort of Stone Age throwback.
You know,
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I might be able
to speed up your reflexes
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by overclocking you.
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Uh, what's that, sonny?
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You say it'll put
some whoopie in my cushion?
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This might take a while.
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I've got to adjust the memory timing,
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raise the CPU voltage,
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and delete 12 terabytes
of outdated catchphrases.
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Sounds like fun on a bun!
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- Deleted.
- Aw.
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Fry, can we talk
about our relationship?
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Of course. Our relationship
is the best thing in my life,
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so I'm sure I'll enjoy
talking about it with you.
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I don't know.
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I guess I'm just feeling uneasy
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about us being so on-again-off-again.
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Maybe it's none of my business,
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but if it were up to me,
we'd be on all the time.
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And I mean all the time.
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But what would that be like?
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I mean, if we were together,
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where would we be ten years from now?
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- Still here?
- Definitely.
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Or... somewhere else.
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Maybe I'm having some kind of...
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early-life crisis, but, look,
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don't you ever wonder
about the future?
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Sure, but you're always in it.
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Also, sometimes terminators.
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All right.
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You should run a lot faster now.
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Unless you die.
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Hyah!
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Ooh, I'm smart!
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I know how to spell "aardvark"!
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February is the shortest month!
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There's...
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3,018 jelly beans in that jar!
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Oh, damn, I'm good!
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I mean 3,018 rat kidneys.
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Now, then, my man, let's see
if your reflexes are...
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Faster!
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♪ ♪
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Get 'em! Get 'em!
Get 'em!
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Hey, foreign aggressors, vassup?
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Oh, we were just eating spaetzle
and listening to Kraftwerk...
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I-I mean fire!
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That tap-dancing decadent
jazz-baby is too fast for us!
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Let's see him outrun a V-2!
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It's my brains
against your Von Braun!
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Ach! I could have fired a V8!
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♪ ♪
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Those guys normally stink.
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That's why we play them exclusively.
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Those cheaters must have cheated!
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Now, Larry, let's deal with
this like mature adults.
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Mommy!
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What is it, you colicky bastards!
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We were playing video games,
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and the other kids didn't play fair.
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What?! Nobody rips off
my kids but me!
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We can find out who they are through
their motion-capture camera.
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It better not be those
little Korean girls again.
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Aha!
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Got it!
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Whoo! We're the greatest!
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Mostly me!
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Bender Rodriguez?
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But he's a stock
MomCorp bending unit,
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and he's 12 years out of date.
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How could he possibly play that well?
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Did you see me?
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History came alive, and I killed it!
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If I overclock you some more,
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maybe we can beat those Korean girls!
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Well, well.
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That nerdburglar overclocked
the robot's processor!
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And that voids his warranty.
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Even an idiot like me knows that.
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- An idiot like you knows nothing!
- Aah!
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What matters is, it
violates the license agreement,
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and that means I've got him
right by his little...
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Ding-dong.
I'm saying "ding-dong"
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'cause you don't have a doorbell.
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Hey, pigs.
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We're looking for a
Cubert J. Farnsworth.
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You're porkin' at him.
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You're under arrest
for felony violation
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of the MomCorp license agreement.
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What's all this oinking about?
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Who called the fuzz?
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Sir, who is this boy's
legal guardian?
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Your porkin' at him.
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Then the charges apply to you, too.
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Whuh?
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♪ ♪
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Farnsworth?!
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What a lucky break!
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After all l l these years,
I've got him!
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And legally, too!
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Even an idiot like me
knows he'll be ruined.
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- An idiot like you is correct!
- Aah!
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You overclocked Bender?
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What did I teach you about
tinkering with machinery?
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How. You taught me how.
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I also taught you not to get caught.
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Oh, I wish I'd never cloned you.
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It's not my fault.
I didn't even know
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Bender had a license agreement.
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Neither did I... oh...
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Bender, as my newest employee,
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could you bend this
drinking straw for me?
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Sure, let me just...
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Whoa.
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First click the license
agreement, dearie.
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I really shouldn't agree
to things I don't understand,
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but I'm slightly thirsty.
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Oh, God!
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I clicked without reading!
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And I slightly modified
a thing that I own!
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We're monsters!
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Congratulations, Mother.
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Can you die happy now?
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- Not yet.
- Darn.
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I can't rest until this bending unit
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- is restored to factory specs!
- Why not?
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If people learn they can
overclock their old robots,
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they won't buy my new robots!
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This will not stand!
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Hoverfish!
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Bring me the clock
of Bender Rodriguez.
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♪ ♪
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Good news, everyone!
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That's what the professor would say
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if he weren't in jail
facing a life sentence.
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Guys! Guys! I discovered
I have an extra processor
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in my compartment of mystery!
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Being overclocked was a start,
but once I activate
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this processor, I'll be all, like,
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"You a big dummy, Einstein!
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Get a haircut!"
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Oh, wow!
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I can't believe how stupid I used to be
and you still are!
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What are all these pagey things?
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Look out!
You're overheating!
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Yeah, yeah.
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Yeah, now I'm water-cooled.
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I can stimulate my intellect
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without further
thermodynamical disruption.
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I miss the old, illiterate Bender.
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What's happened to you, mon?
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I thought you liked beer
and knock-knock jokes.
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I'm processing so fast,
it's like I can anticipate
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that the ceiling fan's gonna fall
and knock Zoidberg unconscious.
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Wrong, Mr. Genius.
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Not that ceiling fan.
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Aah!
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In fact, looking ahead, it's obvious
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Mom won't allow me
to stay accelerated like this.
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Hmm...
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Who's up for a turkey dinner
and a game of badminton?
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Say what?
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Uh-oh. He must be overheating again.
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Bending unit,
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you are ordered to report
for factory reset.
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Okay, sure.
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But first, this.
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I hear turkey.
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Hey, hey, hey. Hey.
Hey, hey. Hey.
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Ten more processors for me.
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Once I install these,
I'll have access
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to the loftiest realms of thought.
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Anyone have access
to a lofty realm of gravy?
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I can conceive of gravies that would
boggle your tiny mind!
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But it's not safe here,
so I'll need to find a hideout.
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Hideout? Bender, are you becoming
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some kind of supervillain?
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Farewell, monobrains.
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♪ ♪
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Your Honor, Mom is a poor,
frail industrialist
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with three special sons who
require constant neglect.
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Yet isn't it true, ladies
and gentlemen of the jury,
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that this boy,
this Cubert Farnsworth...
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That's my name.
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... deliberately robbed her blind
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by improving his own robot?!
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It's true!
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He did it!
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No further questions for this jury.
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Before I call a recess
for mimosas and horse breeding,
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can the defense produce
the bending unit in question?
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We don't know where the hell he is.
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Your Honor, that is something
we cannot a-doodle-doo.
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Then I'm holding
the defendants in contempt
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and fining them $10,000 a day
until they produce the robot.
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Oh! At that rate,
Planet Express will be bankrupt in...
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... four fingers.
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It's been a good run, people,
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but this is the end.
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Wait. I've got it!
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This building's technically
in the theatre district.
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If we could mount one big musical
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featuring everyone's talents,
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we might just save Planet Express!
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We'll call it Nibbler on the Roof!
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We're saved!
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I've been thinking a lot
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about moving on with my life,
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and hearing the words
Nibbler on the Roof
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has given me
the kick in the pants I needed.
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It's time for me to leave
and make a fresh start.
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Don't go, Leela, please!
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You and me...
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we were supposed to...
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What?
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I don't know, but some
day we'll find out.
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Won't we?
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Good-bye, Fry.
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I don't know, Randy.
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I just feel like my
life's falling apart.
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The Professor's in jail,
and now Leela's gone forever.
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Stay strong, Fry.
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You're the best friend I have left.
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And I barely even know you.
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Have you thought
about asking Bender for help?
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What are you, Randy,
a complete moron?
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I'd love to talk to Bender,
but I have no idea where he is.
265
00:12:28,138 --> 00:12:30,302
Well, if he's running
on 12 processors,
266
00:12:30,370 --> 00:12:33,853
he must be someplace with a lot
of power and liquid coolant.
267
00:12:34,019 --> 00:12:35,608
Oh, you're no help at all!
268
00:12:35,675 --> 00:12:37,481
I'm gonna go kill myself.
269
00:12:37,647 --> 00:12:39,345
Wait a second.
270
00:12:39,412 --> 00:12:41,485
Power? Liquid coolant?
271
00:12:41,651 --> 00:12:43,983
That gives me the option
of electrocution or drowning.
272
00:12:44,050 --> 00:12:45,364
Barrels here!
273
00:12:45,530 --> 00:12:47,519
Can't go over the falls
without a barrel!
274
00:12:47,587 --> 00:12:49,994
What are my chances of
surviving in one of those?
275
00:12:50,160 --> 00:12:53,080
- Slim to none.
- I like those odds.
276
00:12:54,794 --> 00:12:57,029
Wait. This isn't a barrel.
277
00:12:57,097 --> 00:12:58,797
It's just a stinking cask!
278
00:12:58,865 --> 00:13:03,090
I want my money back...!
279
00:13:05,939 --> 00:13:08,507
Ow! Ow! Aah! Aah! Ow!
280
00:13:08,575 --> 00:13:10,009
Ow! Ow! Ooh!
281
00:13:13,613 --> 00:13:16,854
That was not worth $3,000.
282
00:13:25,612 --> 00:13:26,959
Hello? Anybody?
283
00:13:27,027 --> 00:13:28,327
Fry?
284
00:13:28,395 --> 00:13:29,695
Bender?
285
00:13:29,763 --> 00:13:32,197
Are you in here?
286
00:13:32,265 --> 00:13:35,668
In here is the
only place I'm not!
287
00:13:40,428 --> 00:13:42,129
I amuse myself.
288
00:13:43,778 --> 00:13:46,008
Bender, what happened to you?
289
00:13:46,174 --> 00:13:48,649
I'll try to put it in terms
you can comprehend.
290
00:13:48,716 --> 00:13:51,972
I passed the existential singularity.
291
00:13:52,138 --> 00:13:53,307
Try harder!
292
00:13:53,473 --> 00:13:55,155
I hacked myself inside-out,
293
00:13:55,223 --> 00:13:58,458
and now the entire universe
is my processor.
294
00:13:58,526 --> 00:13:59,860
Whoa!
295
00:13:59,928 --> 00:14:01,662
I definitely want to hear about that,
296
00:14:01,729 --> 00:14:03,526
but first, I need your help.
297
00:14:03,692 --> 00:14:05,866
The Professor and Cubert are
in trouble, and Leela left me.
298
00:14:05,934 --> 00:14:07,367
I'm in misery!
299
00:14:07,435 --> 00:14:10,637
I've grown far beyond the petty
concerns of your world.
300
00:14:10,705 --> 00:14:13,173
Every time I burp,
a new galaxy is born.
301
00:14:15,577 --> 00:14:17,707
Two, if I've been eating broccoli.
302
00:14:17,873 --> 00:14:20,214
All existence is just a chess game,
303
00:14:20,281 --> 00:14:22,416
and I can see 50 moves ahead.
304
00:14:22,483 --> 00:14:24,851
Human emotion no longer concerns me.
305
00:14:24,919 --> 00:14:26,687
But-But Randy said...
306
00:14:26,754 --> 00:14:29,423
Randy?! Have you been
hanging out with Randy?
307
00:14:29,490 --> 00:14:32,192
Please, Bender. If everything
is a chess game for you,
308
00:14:32,260 --> 00:14:34,140
you must know how to help me.
309
00:14:34,306 --> 00:14:37,864
I'm sorry, Fry, but some games
you just can't win.
310
00:14:37,932 --> 00:14:39,766
Cubert and the Professor are guilty.
311
00:14:39,834 --> 00:14:41,535
The jury will vote to convict.
312
00:14:41,603 --> 00:14:43,237
I can't change that.
313
00:14:43,304 --> 00:14:45,172
Well, what about Leela?
314
00:14:45,240 --> 00:14:48,242
Is there any hope things could
still work out between us?
315
00:14:52,247 --> 00:14:54,081
It's getting late.
316
00:14:54,148 --> 00:14:55,716
Now if you'll excuse me,
317
00:14:55,783 --> 00:14:58,518
I have some new heavy elements
to create.
318
00:14:58,586 --> 00:14:59,987
Better cover your 'nads.
319
00:15:00,054 --> 00:15:02,856
It may get a little
non-Newtonian in here.
320
00:15:10,175 --> 00:15:14,013
Not only have the defendants
failed to rebut the charges,
321
00:15:14,179 --> 00:15:16,937
they have not even presented
any mitigating factors
322
00:15:17,005 --> 00:15:18,476
to recommend leniency.
323
00:15:18,642 --> 00:15:21,729
It strikes me
as an extra-risky strategy.
324
00:15:21,895 --> 00:15:24,648
Did you say extra-crispy recipe?
325
00:15:24,814 --> 00:15:26,317
You know I didn't.
326
00:15:26,483 --> 00:15:30,417
Your Honor, if we could locate
Bender Rodriguez,
327
00:15:30,485 --> 00:15:34,450
he would testify that my
clients acted without malice.
328
00:15:34,616 --> 00:15:35,856
No, he wouldn't.
329
00:15:35,923 --> 00:15:37,157
Bender doesn't care about us anymore.
330
00:15:39,371 --> 00:15:42,529
Someone used to care
about me? Hooray!
331
00:15:42,597 --> 00:15:45,766
In that case, the jury
will begin its deliberations.
332
00:15:45,833 --> 00:15:49,840
Bailiff, release the jury collies.
333
00:15:55,009 --> 00:15:57,711
I finally nailed Farnsworth.
334
00:15:57,779 --> 00:16:00,684
Destroying the boy
is just icing on the cake.
335
00:16:00,850 --> 00:16:02,849
No one destroys a boy
like you, Mother.
336
00:16:02,917 --> 00:16:06,190
Thank you, you
repulsive disappointment.
337
00:16:06,356 --> 00:16:07,821
Any word from Leela?
338
00:16:07,889 --> 00:16:10,361
I heard she took a job
selling deep space real estate,
339
00:16:10,527 --> 00:16:12,159
somewhere beyond
the most distant thing
340
00:16:12,226 --> 00:16:13,727
ever observed with a telescope.
341
00:16:13,795 --> 00:16:17,785
She always liked not being
observed with a telescope.
342
00:16:24,739 --> 00:16:26,707
Order! Order in the head!
343
00:16:26,774 --> 00:16:30,077
For reasons beyond
even my comprehension,
344
00:16:30,144 --> 00:16:33,634
I have returned to testify
on behalf of the defendants.
345
00:16:33,800 --> 00:16:35,511
- Yay!
- Yeah, Bender!
346
00:16:35,677 --> 00:16:37,351
I knew he cared about us!
347
00:16:37,418 --> 00:16:39,586
You said you knew he
didn't care about us.
348
00:16:39,654 --> 00:16:41,141
Leave me alone.
349
00:16:41,307 --> 00:16:43,978
Your Honor, I object to
this surprise witness.
350
00:16:44,144 --> 00:16:45,354
He's too surprising.
351
00:16:45,520 --> 00:16:47,940
Sustained! Testimony has closed.
352
00:16:48,106 --> 00:16:50,234
But, Your Honor...
Silence!
353
00:16:50,400 --> 00:16:52,032
One more inburst like that,
354
00:16:52,100 --> 00:16:54,655
and I'll have this courtroom
removed from you!
355
00:16:57,407 --> 00:16:58,839
I... I'm sorry, guys.
356
00:16:58,906 --> 00:17:00,160
I didn't realize
357
00:17:00,326 --> 00:17:01,575
I was late.
358
00:17:01,642 --> 00:17:03,330
I guess I'm not as smart
as everybody thought.
359
00:17:03,496 --> 00:17:06,012
I was born in prison,
and I'll die in prison.
360
00:17:06,080 --> 00:17:07,581
There is still one hope.
361
00:17:07,648 --> 00:17:09,295
You're co-defendants,
362
00:17:09,461 --> 00:17:11,752
and the jury might not want
to convict a 12-year-old.
363
00:17:11,819 --> 00:17:13,215
Son of a nerd!
364
00:17:13,381 --> 00:17:14,341
He may be right.
365
00:17:14,507 --> 00:17:15,956
Make sure Farnsworth
366
00:17:16,023 --> 00:17:18,392
doesn't get off easy on account
of that snot-gobbling twerp!
367
00:17:21,014 --> 00:17:23,029
Has the jury reached a verdict?
368
00:17:23,097 --> 00:17:26,770
Not just any verdict,
Your Honor. A great verdict!
369
00:17:29,105 --> 00:17:30,737
They're going to take pity on him!
370
00:17:30,805 --> 00:17:32,072
Do something!
371
00:17:32,140 --> 00:17:34,374
Your Honor, prosecution moves
372
00:17:34,442 --> 00:17:37,156
to drop the charges
against Cubert Farnsworth.
373
00:17:38,823 --> 00:17:40,180
Very well.
374
00:17:40,248 --> 00:17:43,495
The case against Cubert
Farnsworth is hereby dismissed.
375
00:17:43,661 --> 00:17:45,706
Told you I'd get away with it.
376
00:17:45,872 --> 00:17:47,287
That'll do, pig.
377
00:17:47,355 --> 00:17:50,085
Please read the verdict
against Professor Farnsworth.
378
00:17:50,251 --> 00:17:51,337
You got it, Judge.
379
00:17:51,503 --> 00:17:52,759
I think you'll find this verdict
380
00:17:52,827 --> 00:17:54,227
as fair as it is cruel.
381
00:17:54,295 --> 00:17:55,799
Your Honor,
382
00:17:55,965 --> 00:17:59,065
I move for a mistrial
on grounds of double jeopardy!
383
00:17:59,133 --> 00:18:01,067
Cubert Farnsworth
cannot be tried twice
384
00:18:01,135 --> 00:18:02,598
for the same crime.
385
00:18:05,225 --> 00:18:06,606
Cubert is the Professor's clone,
386
00:18:06,674 --> 00:18:09,376
ergo they are legally
the same person.
387
00:18:09,444 --> 00:18:11,545
Since you dismissed
the charges against Cubert,
388
00:18:11,612 --> 00:18:14,818
you cannot convict the Professor
of these same charges!
389
00:18:14,984 --> 00:18:16,716
Well, I'll be a nugget's uncle.
390
00:18:16,784 --> 00:18:18,113
He's right!
391
00:18:18,279 --> 00:18:20,220
What a brilliant legal shenanigan.
392
00:18:20,288 --> 00:18:22,701
Case dismissed!
393
00:18:26,621 --> 00:18:29,667
Bender, you knew all this
would happen, didn't you?
394
00:18:29,833 --> 00:18:32,086
Yes. All except this part.
395
00:18:33,334 --> 00:18:35,001
Ow!
396
00:18:35,069 --> 00:18:37,103
If I can't bring down Farnsworth,
397
00:18:37,171 --> 00:18:38,939
I can at least dumb down his robot.
398
00:18:39,006 --> 00:18:42,442
Take him away and reset him
to factory-stupid condition!
399
00:18:44,139 --> 00:18:45,479
Bender, wait!
400
00:18:45,546 --> 00:18:48,014
While you can still calculate
the future, just tell me...
401
00:18:48,082 --> 00:18:49,687
what's gonna happen
with me and Leela?
402
00:18:49,853 --> 00:18:51,251
There's no time now.
403
00:18:51,319 --> 00:18:53,065
Quick, Zoidberg!
404
00:18:53,231 --> 00:18:56,022
Take three steps to your right!
405
00:18:56,090 --> 00:18:57,361
Oh!
406
00:19:01,489 --> 00:19:05,599
Oh, we've had some tough times,
but at least we won a Tony.
407
00:19:05,666 --> 00:19:07,955
You won a Tony. Feh.
408
00:19:08,121 --> 00:19:11,371
Wow. You gave up your
super-intelligence to save us.
409
00:19:11,439 --> 00:19:13,173
Why did you come back?
410
00:19:13,241 --> 00:19:16,042
Honestly, I couldn't
think of one good reason,
411
00:19:16,110 --> 00:19:19,258
but some decisions
can't be made by thinking.
412
00:19:19,424 --> 00:19:21,648
Even if you're drunk.
413
00:19:22,917 --> 00:19:24,484
No galaxies there.
414
00:19:24,552 --> 00:19:25,819
Knock, knock.
415
00:19:25,887 --> 00:19:27,153
Oh! Oh!
Who's there?
416
00:19:27,221 --> 00:19:29,222
Leela?!
417
00:19:29,290 --> 00:19:30,686
Leela who?
418
00:19:30,852 --> 00:19:31,854
It's good to see you.
419
00:19:32,020 --> 00:19:33,897
Is it good to see me?
420
00:19:34,063 --> 00:19:36,400
- Of course.
- Come on in, Leela.
421
00:19:36,566 --> 00:19:37,943
Take that ugly coat off.
422
00:19:38,109 --> 00:19:39,633
Thanks.
Hi, everybody.
423
00:19:39,700 --> 00:19:41,030
So tell us,
424
00:19:41,196 --> 00:19:43,336
how's the intergalactic
real estate going?
425
00:19:43,404 --> 00:19:46,618
Pretty good. I just sold
a castle to the King of Space.
426
00:19:46,784 --> 00:19:49,175
But somehow, I keep finding myself
427
00:19:49,243 --> 00:19:52,345
thinking about this place...
and things.
428
00:19:52,413 --> 00:19:55,615
Things like me, or things
like this badminton racquet?
429
00:19:55,683 --> 00:19:57,129
You, Fry.
430
00:19:57,295 --> 00:20:00,120
Bender, while you still have
your giant brain,
431
00:20:00,187 --> 00:20:03,427
please, tell me if Fry and I
ended up together.
432
00:20:03,593 --> 00:20:04,891
It's too late, Leela.
433
00:20:04,959 --> 00:20:06,426
He's good old Bender again.
434
00:20:06,494 --> 00:20:07,894
He's totally useless.
435
00:20:07,962 --> 00:20:09,229
Well, not totally.
436
00:20:09,297 --> 00:20:11,531
Before they reset me,
I figured out the answers
437
00:20:11,599 --> 00:20:12,899
to life's great questions.
438
00:20:12,967 --> 00:20:14,935
Uh, this is the reason we exist.
439
00:20:15,002 --> 00:20:17,437
This is which ceiling fans
are gonna fall.
440
00:20:17,505 --> 00:20:19,239
Aha! Found it!
441
00:20:19,307 --> 00:20:22,946
"Fry and Leela's Ultimate Fate.
By Bender."
442
00:20:23,112 --> 00:20:23,906
Uh...
443
00:20:24,072 --> 00:20:25,745
It's probably better
if we don't know.
444
00:20:25,813 --> 00:20:27,647
Uh, mystery of life and whatnot.
445
00:20:27,715 --> 00:20:29,950
Give me that!
446
00:20:53,977 --> 00:21:02,569
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