1 00:00:03,404 --> 00:00:06,960 A wise man an once said that nothing really dies, 2 00:00:07,085 --> 00:00:10,054 it just comes back in a new form. 3 00:00:10,121 --> 00:00:11,835 Then he died. 4 00:00:11,960 --> 00:00:14,892 So next time you see a lowly salamander, 5 00:00:14,959 --> 00:00:16,627 think twice before you step on it. 6 00:00:17,929 --> 00:00:19,830 It might be you. 7 00:00:19,898 --> 00:00:23,400 Stand by for reincarnation. 8 00:00:25,904 --> 00:00:27,671 ♪ Two... two, three... ♪ 9 00:00:27,739 --> 00:00:29,854 ♪ ♪ 10 00:00:30,577 --> 00:00:33,906 Sync and correction by Mlmlte www.addic7ed.com 11 00:00:47,826 --> 00:00:49,791 Howdy, folks. 12 00:00:49,957 --> 00:00:52,363 Come on in. 13 00:00:52,430 --> 00:00:54,565 ♪ Jumpin' Joe and golly jeeper ♪ 14 00:00:54,632 --> 00:00:57,173 ♪ I got one gigantic peeper ♪ 15 00:00:57,339 --> 00:00:59,169 ♪ Sassafras and banana oil ♪ 16 00:00:59,237 --> 00:01:01,905 ♪ I'm a beautiful purple-haired goil. ♪ 17 00:01:07,182 --> 00:01:09,413 Watch it! 18 00:01:09,727 --> 00:01:12,149 Oh, it's just that I love Leela something awful. 19 00:01:12,216 --> 00:01:14,618 Do you think a space-age dame like her would ever marry 20 00:01:14,686 --> 00:01:17,254 a two-bit low-life delivery boy like me, 21 00:01:17,322 --> 00:01:20,780 and also I have bad posture and severe financial problems? 22 00:01:20,946 --> 00:01:22,407 Have you tried getting her pregnant? 23 00:01:22,573 --> 00:01:24,701 Gosh, yes, I've tried and tried, 24 00:01:24,867 --> 00:01:26,995 but so far I only got Amy pregnant. 25 00:01:27,161 --> 00:01:29,132 You know what your problem is? 26 00:01:29,200 --> 00:01:31,001 Too much smoke in your face. 27 00:01:32,333 --> 00:01:33,937 I want to ask Leela to marry me, 28 00:01:34,005 --> 00:01:35,439 but I can't afford a diamond ring 29 00:01:35,506 --> 00:01:37,507 big enough to express my love. 30 00:01:37,575 --> 00:01:39,076 That's for sure, 31 00:01:39,143 --> 00:01:41,678 not on the measly salary I steal from you each month. 32 00:01:43,214 --> 00:01:45,983 All crew, report to the laboratorium. 33 00:01:46,050 --> 00:01:47,140 Get a wiggle on. 34 00:01:47,306 --> 00:01:49,559 Thanks for the heads-up, Sparky. 35 00:01:49,787 --> 00:01:51,978 Mmm-mmm, fish on Friday 36 00:01:52,144 --> 00:01:54,064 and human flesh the rest of the week. 37 00:01:54,230 --> 00:01:57,427 Movietone News, everyone. 38 00:01:57,495 --> 00:01:59,944 I've discovered a new comet. 39 00:02:00,164 --> 00:02:01,665 One side, boys. 40 00:02:01,733 --> 00:02:03,200 Let a lady take a gander. 41 00:02:03,267 --> 00:02:05,075 Hang on, 42 00:02:05,241 --> 00:02:08,772 let me just adjust it to your eye level. 43 00:02:11,909 --> 00:02:13,877 Holy matrimony. 44 00:02:13,945 --> 00:02:15,919 That's one flashy rock. 45 00:02:16,085 --> 00:02:18,880 Indeed, it's pure diamondium. 46 00:02:19,046 --> 00:02:21,218 Um, would it be possible to break off a piece 47 00:02:21,285 --> 00:02:22,819 and put it in an engagement ring 48 00:02:22,887 --> 00:02:24,488 for reasons that are private? 49 00:02:24,555 --> 00:02:25,922 Oh, fuff. 50 00:02:25,990 --> 00:02:28,158 Nothing in the universe can fracture diamondium, 51 00:02:28,226 --> 00:02:31,194 not even God One and God Two put together. 52 00:02:31,262 --> 00:02:32,769 But behold! 53 00:02:34,728 --> 00:02:38,066 The tail is composed of abrasive comet powder, 54 00:02:38,232 --> 00:02:41,194 and that's just what I need to put a wash-day shine 55 00:02:41,402 --> 00:02:43,488 on my new doomsday device. 56 00:02:43,654 --> 00:02:44,908 Now, hop in the flivver 57 00:02:44,976 --> 00:02:48,812 and score me some of that sweet, sweet powder. 58 00:02:48,880 --> 00:02:53,083 ♪ ♪ 59 00:02:57,288 --> 00:02:59,379 Comet ahoy! 60 00:02:59,545 --> 00:03:01,297 Why, it's lit up like a smooth, 61 00:03:01,463 --> 00:03:03,216 refreshing Chesterfield. 62 00:03:03,382 --> 00:03:04,961 Get plenty of that powder. 63 00:03:05,029 --> 00:03:07,197 I want this bomb to sparkle 64 00:03:07,265 --> 00:03:10,333 like the floor at Grand Central Station. 65 00:03:14,138 --> 00:03:16,396 Over and out. 66 00:03:24,982 --> 00:03:27,117 Watch it, you stumblebums. 67 00:03:27,185 --> 00:03:29,119 You're boopin' my betty. 68 00:03:31,785 --> 00:03:34,124 Um, I'll be back in a jiff. 69 00:03:34,192 --> 00:03:36,059 I got to go check this comet for anarchists. 70 00:03:39,430 --> 00:03:41,531 ♪ ♪ 71 00:03:50,095 --> 00:03:52,098 Would you look at that gem? 72 00:03:52,264 --> 00:03:54,911 Slap that shiner on a ring, and me and Leela will be doing 73 00:03:54,979 --> 00:03:58,315 the married horizontal Charleston in no time. 74 00:04:20,292 --> 00:04:23,106 All right, diamond, you won those rounds, 75 00:04:23,174 --> 00:04:25,507 but I've got an ace up my hole. 76 00:04:39,824 --> 00:04:41,792 I love this time of day. 77 00:04:41,859 --> 00:04:44,359 There's such a beautiful stillness. 78 00:04:44,525 --> 00:04:47,297 Leela, I don't know if words can describe 79 00:04:47,365 --> 00:04:48,698 how I feel about you... 80 00:04:48,766 --> 00:04:49,866 Good? 81 00:04:49,934 --> 00:04:51,908 Huh, I-I guess they can. 82 00:04:52,074 --> 00:04:54,638 Anyhow, when a guy feels good about his sweetheart, 83 00:04:54,705 --> 00:04:59,009 he wants to prove it by giving her something really... good. 84 00:04:59,076 --> 00:05:01,334 I'm still listening, you big lug. 85 00:05:01,500 --> 00:05:03,747 Well, what I'm trying to say is, in all the world, 86 00:05:03,815 --> 00:05:06,673 I couldn't find a diamond good enough for you, 87 00:05:06,839 --> 00:05:09,753 but then I found one out there among the stars... 88 00:05:09,821 --> 00:05:11,621 the beautiful, affordable stars. 89 00:05:13,178 --> 00:05:15,992 You mean, when you disappeared up on the comet...? 90 00:05:16,060 --> 00:05:17,183 Exactly. 91 00:05:17,349 --> 00:05:19,227 I thought you snuck off to take a dump. 92 00:05:19,393 --> 00:05:21,479 A man can sneak off to do two things. 93 00:05:21,645 --> 00:05:23,481 Oh, Fry. 94 00:05:23,647 --> 00:05:24,868 In exactly ten seconds, 95 00:05:24,936 --> 00:05:27,737 the doomsday device will blow the stone loose, 96 00:05:27,805 --> 00:05:29,654 and if my calculations are correct, 97 00:05:29,820 --> 00:05:32,741 it will land here on your finger. 98 00:05:32,907 --> 00:05:36,786 You've made me the happiest finger in the whole wide hand. 99 00:05:36,952 --> 00:05:39,581 Comet kaboomination in three, two... 100 00:05:40,818 --> 00:05:42,917 Um, hello, cuckoo. 101 00:05:45,756 --> 00:05:47,757 The diamond still 102 00:05:47,825 --> 00:05:49,292 didn't break! 103 00:05:49,360 --> 00:05:51,928 Now you'll never know how much I love you. 104 00:05:56,000 --> 00:05:57,868 It went kersplitters. 105 00:05:59,570 --> 00:06:01,895 Fry, 106 00:06:02,061 --> 00:06:03,573 I don't need a diamond. 107 00:06:03,641 --> 00:06:05,508 You've given me the most beautiful rainbow 108 00:06:05,576 --> 00:06:07,192 I've ever seen... 109 00:06:07,358 --> 00:06:09,194 all the colors of the spectrum. 110 00:06:09,360 --> 00:06:10,513 Not beautiful enough. 111 00:06:10,581 --> 00:06:13,031 A swell gal like you deserves better. 112 00:06:17,388 --> 00:06:19,120 What's that? 113 00:06:19,286 --> 00:06:21,391 Is my eye playing trick on me? 114 00:06:22,693 --> 00:06:24,376 It's so beautiful. 115 00:06:24,542 --> 00:06:27,962 Fry, you've created a new color, totally different 116 00:06:28,128 --> 00:06:31,234 from any other color or combination of colors. 117 00:06:31,302 --> 00:06:35,053 Shucks, it's still only half as beautiful as you. 118 00:06:40,978 --> 00:06:43,046 Whoa. 119 00:06:43,114 --> 00:06:45,916 I wish this moment could last forever. 120 00:06:45,983 --> 00:06:49,653 Leela, my love, will you marry me? 121 00:07:01,666 --> 00:07:03,581 Gornella, my love, 122 00:07:03,801 --> 00:07:05,402 will you marry me? 123 00:07:05,469 --> 00:07:10,006 Blorg, blorg, a thousand times blorg. 124 00:07:31,680 --> 00:07:33,987 Good news, multiplayers. 125 00:07:34,153 --> 00:07:35,783 After a lifetime of toil, 126 00:07:35,851 --> 00:07:39,743 I'm on the verge of solving all the mysteries of science. 127 00:07:39,909 --> 00:07:42,037 So we can leave early? Certainly not. 128 00:07:43,454 --> 00:07:46,416 Not until I demonstrate this new microscope lens 129 00:07:46,582 --> 00:07:49,461 made from the debris of that diamondium comet. 130 00:07:49,627 --> 00:07:50,587 Hey, Professor. 131 00:07:50,753 --> 00:07:52,464 Yes, Bender. Aah! Boo! 132 00:07:54,840 --> 00:07:56,437 Okay, too bad, good-bye. 133 00:07:56,505 --> 00:07:58,940 You're not through with this level. 134 00:07:59,008 --> 00:08:00,930 I have another lens. 135 00:08:01,096 --> 00:08:03,911 Byte my eight-bit metal ass. 136 00:08:04,036 --> 00:08:05,362 That's byte with a "Y." 137 00:08:06,147 --> 00:08:07,270 Whatever you say, mon. 138 00:08:07,436 --> 00:08:10,565 Due to the lens' remarkable quark lattice structure, 139 00:08:10,731 --> 00:08:13,902 it should be capable of unthinkable magnification. 140 00:08:14,068 --> 00:08:16,274 Come, follow me to the lab. 141 00:08:21,116 --> 00:08:22,580 Hey, I'm gonna try that. 142 00:08:22,648 --> 00:08:24,549 So long, meatbags. 143 00:08:28,187 --> 00:08:29,459 Son of a... 144 00:08:29,625 --> 00:08:33,755 Let me just insert lens in microscope. 145 00:08:33,921 --> 00:08:37,228 There, now, for the first time, we may be able to see 146 00:08:37,296 --> 00:08:40,261 the infinitesimal fabric of matter itself, 147 00:08:40,427 --> 00:08:41,999 laying bare the most fundamental laws 148 00:08:42,067 --> 00:08:43,935 of the universe. 149 00:08:44,002 --> 00:08:46,471 Hey, Fry, I know something you could lay bare. 150 00:08:46,538 --> 00:08:49,729 Leela, shh, I'm trying to listen to a physics lecture. 151 00:08:49,895 --> 00:08:51,809 Now, to examine some matter. 152 00:08:51,877 --> 00:08:54,212 Any old matter will do. 153 00:08:54,279 --> 00:08:56,528 Mon, that's some cheap-ass matter. 154 00:08:56,694 --> 00:08:57,695 What the hell is it? 155 00:08:57,916 --> 00:08:59,317 Oh, it's just a log I found 156 00:08:59,384 --> 00:09:01,486 in a hole in the bottom of the sea. 157 00:09:01,553 --> 00:09:04,619 Now, to penetrate its deepest mysteries. 158 00:09:04,785 --> 00:09:07,247 Hey, Fry... Leela, no means no. 159 00:09:07,413 --> 00:09:10,761 Oh, my, there's a frog on a bump on this log 160 00:09:10,829 --> 00:09:13,420 that I found in a hole in the bottom of the sea. 161 00:09:13,586 --> 00:09:15,505 And that's the ultimate secret of the universe? 162 00:09:15,734 --> 00:09:17,001 Apparently so. 163 00:09:17,069 --> 00:09:18,216 Wait, there's a snail 164 00:09:18,382 --> 00:09:20,174 on the tail of the frog on the bump 165 00:09:20,299 --> 00:09:23,638 on this log that I found in a hole in the bottom of the sea. 166 00:09:23,804 --> 00:09:24,639 Dear Liza. 167 00:09:24,805 --> 00:09:26,477 The snail itself is composed 168 00:09:26,545 --> 00:09:29,394 of cells, molecules, atoms. 169 00:09:29,560 --> 00:09:31,396 Pfft, those things don't rhyme. 170 00:09:31,562 --> 00:09:33,885 Things only rhyme below ten to the minus five angstroms, 171 00:09:33,952 --> 00:09:35,066 you dope. 172 00:09:35,232 --> 00:09:38,856 Now, ions and pions, muons and gluons, 173 00:09:38,924 --> 00:09:41,156 neutrinos, gravitinos... 174 00:09:41,322 --> 00:09:45,326 We're closing in on the very smallest particles of matter. 175 00:09:45,492 --> 00:09:47,198 For the first time, we're about to observe 176 00:09:47,266 --> 00:09:50,468 the fundamental structure of the universe. 177 00:09:52,638 --> 00:09:55,252 Such detail. 178 00:09:55,586 --> 00:09:58,709 Such finely wrought, intricate beauty. 179 00:09:58,777 --> 00:10:01,593 It's like staring into the face of God. 180 00:10:01,813 --> 00:10:03,928 It's a mirror into Scruffy's soul. 181 00:10:04,094 --> 00:10:05,516 This explains everything, 182 00:10:05,584 --> 00:10:08,519 even the big bang that created the universe. 183 00:10:08,587 --> 00:10:11,394 All that's left is the mathematics. 184 00:10:11,560 --> 00:10:15,159 Put down h-bar, carry the infinity, and... 185 00:10:15,227 --> 00:10:16,594 My-reka! 186 00:10:16,662 --> 00:10:17,862 There it is, 187 00:10:17,930 --> 00:10:19,944 the grand unified theory, 188 00:10:20,110 --> 00:10:24,032 reducing all the laws of nature to a single equation. 189 00:10:24,198 --> 00:10:25,736 Professor, you did it. 190 00:10:25,804 --> 00:10:28,206 You solved the problem that baffled Einstein 191 00:10:28,273 --> 00:10:29,540 and drove Stephen Hawking 192 00:10:29,608 --> 00:10:32,610 to quit physics and become a cartoon voice actor. 193 00:10:32,678 --> 00:10:35,752 I like physics, but I love cartoons. 194 00:10:35,918 --> 00:10:39,417 This is the greatest moment in scientific history. 195 00:10:39,484 --> 00:10:44,010 At last, there are no more questions left to answer. 196 00:10:48,460 --> 00:10:50,361 Well done, Professor. 197 00:10:50,429 --> 00:10:51,976 Okay, back to work, everyone. 198 00:10:56,689 --> 00:10:59,670 Wait, there are no more questions 199 00:10:59,738 --> 00:11:02,206 left to answer. 200 00:11:29,346 --> 00:11:31,836 And those are today's high scores. 201 00:11:31,903 --> 00:11:32,934 Linda? 202 00:11:33,100 --> 00:11:35,206 Thanks, Morbo. Coming up next, 203 00:11:35,274 --> 00:11:38,773 Galaxians... what you need to know to protect your family. 204 00:11:38,939 --> 00:11:41,317 How do you people do it? 205 00:11:41,483 --> 00:11:45,071 How do you go on, knowing there's nothing more to know? 206 00:11:45,237 --> 00:11:46,550 I watch TV. 207 00:11:46,618 --> 00:11:48,241 It's the next best thing to being alive. 208 00:11:48,407 --> 00:11:50,488 Oh, what's the use? 209 00:11:50,555 --> 00:11:53,745 I'm just not capable of the happiness of the dumb. 210 00:11:53,870 --> 00:11:56,664 If only I'd made some mistake! 211 00:11:56,789 --> 00:12:00,364 You didn't. I checked the invariance of your Lagrangian. 212 00:12:00,432 --> 00:12:01,629 Hubba hubba. 213 00:12:01,795 --> 00:12:04,335 Then there's nothing left to do! 214 00:12:04,403 --> 00:12:07,571 Nothing! 215 00:12:07,639 --> 00:12:10,675 Would it cheer you up if I punched Fry in the groin? 216 00:12:10,742 --> 00:12:12,599 'Cause I'll do it, regardless. 217 00:12:12,765 --> 00:12:14,517 Body blow! Body blow! 218 00:12:14,683 --> 00:12:16,981 I devoted every waking minute 219 00:12:17,049 --> 00:12:19,939 to answering the fundamental questions of science. 220 00:12:20,105 --> 00:12:22,776 I never married, rarely went outside... 221 00:12:22,942 --> 00:12:25,056 and now that I've found all the answers, 222 00:12:25,123 --> 00:12:27,725 I realize that what I was living for 223 00:12:27,793 --> 00:12:29,614 were the questions. 224 00:12:29,739 --> 00:12:30,995 That stinks, Professor. 225 00:12:31,063 --> 00:12:32,897 Too bad the universe made it turn out that way 226 00:12:32,964 --> 00:12:34,165 and not some other way. 227 00:12:34,232 --> 00:12:35,497 I wonder why it did that. 228 00:12:35,663 --> 00:12:37,040 Probably magnets. 229 00:12:37,206 --> 00:12:40,137 Shut up, Hawking! Fry, you idiot! 230 00:12:40,205 --> 00:12:41,739 You're a genius! 231 00:12:43,475 --> 00:12:45,876 Why are the laws of physics what they are, 232 00:12:45,944 --> 00:12:47,757 instead of some other laws? 233 00:12:47,882 --> 00:12:50,648 To find out, we'd have to recreate the conditions 234 00:12:50,716 --> 00:12:52,013 before the big bang. 235 00:12:52,179 --> 00:12:53,684 It would take decades of work 236 00:12:53,752 --> 00:12:55,252 by thousands of scientists 237 00:12:55,320 --> 00:12:58,322 in a particle accelerator powered by dump trucks 238 00:12:58,390 --> 00:12:59,896 of flaming grant money! 239 00:13:00,062 --> 00:13:03,260 Of course, there'd be no guarantee of success, 240 00:13:03,328 --> 00:13:06,111 and, in any case, I'd never live to see it. 241 00:13:06,277 --> 00:13:08,154 I'm surprised you lived through that sentence. 242 00:13:08,320 --> 00:13:10,198 Sorry you wasted your life, Professor. 243 00:13:10,364 --> 00:13:12,575 I guess you'll never know everything, after all. 244 00:13:12,741 --> 00:13:15,172 Indeed. The pursuit of knowledge 245 00:13:15,240 --> 00:13:17,508 is hopeless and eternal. 246 00:13:17,576 --> 00:13:19,910 Hooray! 247 00:13:37,317 --> 00:13:38,935 assemble! 248 00:13:39,266 --> 00:13:40,937 Ha-ya! 249 00:13:41,103 --> 00:13:42,562 Ya! 250 00:13:42,687 --> 00:13:44,146 Hoo-oo! 251 00:13:44,271 --> 00:13:45,481 Ay-ay-ay-ay-ay-ay! 252 00:13:48,109 --> 00:13:50,529 And me, Mighty Merchandise Robot! 253 00:13:52,363 --> 00:13:55,168 Meanwhile, on Space Planet 4, 254 00:13:55,236 --> 00:13:57,243 the aliens who communicate by dancing 255 00:13:57,368 --> 00:13:59,371 were worshipping a giant comet. 256 00:14:17,375 --> 00:14:19,434 ♪ ♪ 257 00:14:19,600 --> 00:14:20,935 Team assembled! 258 00:14:21,101 --> 00:14:22,437 What is that box, you old witch? 259 00:14:22,603 --> 00:14:23,938 Ha, ha, ha. I'll never tell you. 260 00:14:24,104 --> 00:14:25,715 It's a deep space emotion detector. 261 00:14:28,108 --> 00:14:30,236 The detector can tell you're impressed. You should be! 262 00:14:34,615 --> 00:14:36,359 Wha? The marvelous device, 263 00:14:36,427 --> 00:14:39,079 it's detecting a massive burst of anger from deep space! 264 00:14:49,046 --> 00:14:51,132 Flying bananas? 265 00:14:51,298 --> 00:14:53,977 Ha, ha. I will slice them on my morning fish porridge. 266 00:14:54,045 --> 00:14:55,970 This is no time for one of your jokes, Fry. 267 00:14:56,136 --> 00:14:57,714 I will tell you something that's no joke. 268 00:14:57,782 --> 00:14:59,140 I will lead the defense fight. 269 00:14:59,306 --> 00:15:00,984 Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha. Don't make me laugh. 270 00:15:01,052 --> 00:15:02,852 If we fight, we'll surely be destroyed. 271 00:15:03,018 --> 00:15:04,354 Then what is our only hope? 272 00:15:04,520 --> 00:15:07,190 We must summon Zagtar, defender of space! 273 00:15:07,356 --> 00:15:08,733 You forget... 274 00:15:08,899 --> 00:15:11,486 Zagtar was destroyed 275 00:15:11,652 --> 00:15:12,904 by the crystal space devil! 276 00:15:15,030 --> 00:15:16,466 The crystal space devil 277 00:15:16,534 --> 00:15:18,076 was once my brother Prince Hiroshi. 278 00:15:18,242 --> 00:15:19,244 I mourn his loss, 279 00:15:19,410 --> 00:15:20,603 but what matters now 280 00:15:20,671 --> 00:15:22,372 is protecting Earth from that fruit armada. 281 00:15:22,538 --> 00:15:23,740 I see your mother the water mutant 282 00:15:23,808 --> 00:15:25,075 didn't raise any fools, Turanga Leela. 283 00:15:25,142 --> 00:15:26,843 Our only hope is to communicate with the aliens, 284 00:15:26,911 --> 00:15:28,586 and show them our peaceful intentions. 285 00:15:28,752 --> 00:15:30,750 Perhaps they speak perfect English, as do we. 286 00:15:30,818 --> 00:15:31,881 Ha, ha, ha, ha! 287 00:15:32,047 --> 00:15:33,286 We can't take that chance. 288 00:15:33,354 --> 00:15:35,093 We'll need my universal auto-translator. 289 00:15:35,259 --> 00:15:37,262 This is my universal auto-translator. 290 00:15:37,428 --> 00:15:39,139 That will show them our peaceful intentions. 291 00:15:39,305 --> 00:15:41,628 The only question is, who should be our spokesman? 292 00:15:41,695 --> 00:15:43,393 Me, me. Choose Zoidberg. 293 00:15:43,559 --> 00:15:45,164 Zoidberg a diplomat? 294 00:15:45,232 --> 00:15:47,480 The list of things I've heard now contains everything. 295 00:15:47,646 --> 00:15:49,769 Hear my words. My shell may be tough, 296 00:15:49,837 --> 00:15:51,604 like a samurai honeymoon mask, 297 00:15:51,672 --> 00:15:53,439 but inside I'm as soft and sensitive 298 00:15:53,507 --> 00:15:54,907 as a girl made of custard. 299 00:15:54,975 --> 00:15:56,072 Custard time? 300 00:15:56,238 --> 00:15:57,610 Hooray! 301 00:15:59,491 --> 00:16:02,715 Please, I am certain I will succeed with my delicate manner. 302 00:16:06,253 --> 00:16:07,125 Oops. 303 00:16:07,291 --> 00:16:08,488 Instead, I will send 304 00:16:08,555 --> 00:16:09,627 the peace transmission. 305 00:16:09,793 --> 00:16:12,213 Most honored visitors, 306 00:16:12,379 --> 00:16:13,840 we greet you in peace. 307 00:16:24,204 --> 00:16:25,685 ♪ ♪ 308 00:16:31,378 --> 00:16:33,735 Kajiggaru desu! 309 00:16:33,901 --> 00:16:36,237 All attempts to communicate with the aliens have failed. 310 00:16:36,403 --> 00:16:39,032 I fear our only option is thrilling space battle. 311 00:16:39,253 --> 00:16:41,451 Power friends, go! 312 00:17:17,319 --> 00:17:19,989 Launch all missiles! 313 00:17:27,746 --> 00:17:30,417 Launch all missiles! 314 00:17:35,588 --> 00:17:38,216 We were defeated in battle. 315 00:17:38,382 --> 00:17:40,880 Oh, no! 316 00:17:40,948 --> 00:17:43,049 They're forming Gigatron! 317 00:17:51,812 --> 00:17:53,893 Defeat is ours. If we can't communicate 318 00:17:53,961 --> 00:17:55,650 with these bone jelly ghosts, we're doomed! 319 00:17:55,816 --> 00:17:58,431 Professor, I have analyzed the aliens' movements 320 00:17:58,499 --> 00:18:00,029 with this movement analyzer. 321 00:18:00,195 --> 00:18:02,532 That device was a gift from my ancestors. Go on. 322 00:18:02,698 --> 00:18:04,937 It seems their movements are a form of language. 323 00:18:05,005 --> 00:18:06,272 Rather than speaking J... 324 00:18:06,340 --> 00:18:07,473 English. 325 00:18:07,541 --> 00:18:09,247 ...like us, they speak by dancing. 326 00:18:09,413 --> 00:18:11,144 Of course! Having no mouths or ears, 327 00:18:11,211 --> 00:18:12,792 they could only communicate through motions. 328 00:18:12,958 --> 00:18:14,044 Or perhaps by odors. 329 00:18:14,210 --> 00:18:15,378 That is how you communicate. 330 00:18:17,046 --> 00:18:18,518 Then our only hope to talk to them 331 00:18:18,585 --> 00:18:20,253 is by doing a peace dance. 332 00:18:20,320 --> 00:18:22,088 But it will have to be smoother and more fluid 333 00:18:22,156 --> 00:18:24,137 than any movement mankind is capable of! 334 00:18:24,303 --> 00:18:25,892 What if we hire a buttered geisha? 335 00:18:25,959 --> 00:18:28,127 Another one of your ill-timed jokes, Fry? 336 00:18:28,195 --> 00:18:30,018 You and I are enemies now. 337 00:18:30,184 --> 00:18:31,898 Hear my words. I believe I, 338 00:18:31,965 --> 00:18:34,000 the most humble member of Action Delivery Team, 339 00:18:34,067 --> 00:18:35,535 could do such a dance. 340 00:18:35,602 --> 00:18:38,070 Ha, ha, ha, ha. Surely, your hard shell is too rigid. 341 00:18:38,138 --> 00:18:40,653 I call on anyone but you to do the peace dance. 342 00:18:42,154 --> 00:18:43,676 Of course, I will do the peace dance. 343 00:18:43,744 --> 00:18:44,977 But I will need help. 344 00:18:45,045 --> 00:18:47,280 Super Dance Squad, initiate! 345 00:19:01,549 --> 00:19:02,929 We all hope they're communicating 346 00:19:02,996 --> 00:19:04,219 a peaceful message. 347 00:19:29,256 --> 00:19:30,756 Wha-wha? We thought we were so smart 348 00:19:30,824 --> 00:19:32,158 with our science and dancing. 349 00:19:32,226 --> 00:19:34,499 But look at us now, at Gigatron's mercy! 350 00:19:34,665 --> 00:19:37,544 The shame is too great. It's time to end this. 351 00:19:40,254 --> 00:19:42,335 Zoidberg, stop! We're too scared right now 352 00:19:42,402 --> 00:19:43,883 to enjoy the ceremony of your death. 353 00:19:46,273 --> 00:19:49,775 No hara-kiri today, but heiwa no dansu. 354 00:19:49,843 --> 00:19:51,599 The gelatinous dance of peace. 355 00:19:51,765 --> 00:19:54,747 You may be gelatinous, but not even the Mochi Phantom 356 00:19:54,815 --> 00:19:56,563 could perform such intricate motions! 357 00:19:56,729 --> 00:19:58,985 Says you, salaryman. 358 00:20:04,695 --> 00:20:07,093 Behold: the dance of peace. 359 00:20:11,447 --> 00:20:17,250 Sync and correction by Mlmlte www.addic7ed.com 360 00:20:21,457 --> 00:20:24,382 The dance is so complex, I can't barely follow it. 361 00:20:30,814 --> 00:20:34,524 I may be the humblest team member, but I have given it my own. 362 00:20:34,649 --> 00:20:36,687 I underestimated you, Medical Crab. 363 00:20:36,812 --> 00:20:38,229 But, will the Aliens understand? 364 00:20:46,106 --> 00:20:48,308 Zoidberg, you are the greatest hero. 365 00:20:48,433 --> 00:20:49,350 You saved us all. 366 00:20:49,475 --> 00:20:50,265 For now. 367 00:20:50,390 --> 00:20:54,433 But another threat from the stars is sure to arise next week at the same time. 368 00:20:54,558 --> 00:20:55,330 Until then, 369 00:20:55,658 --> 00:21:00,126 Action Delivery Force Star Hero Rocket engaged.