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Encoded by hunter
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Farnsworth: Planet express crew,
report to headquarters immediately!
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Repeat, what I just said,
immediately!
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Sorry, Randy.
Ah!
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Step away from the car,
and no one gets hurt!
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(Groans)
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To the employment cave!
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(Grunting)
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(Groans)
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Thanks, dean off to work.
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(Urging)
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Whoa, whoa, there, girl.
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Go on, now!
Get on back to Paraguay!
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(Braying)
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(Growling)
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(All screaming)
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We're being eaten
by a giant spider!
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There's no time for that!
The professor needs us!
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Crew, as you know,
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I've delivered a lot of
good news in the past.
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But what I'm about to lay down is
by far the greatest announcement
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in the history
of planet express!
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(All murmuring)
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What is it?
I'm on the edge of my butt.
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Ladies and gentlemen, feast
your eyes on our amazing new
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soda machine!
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(All cheering)
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That's what I'm talking about!
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You undersold it, professor!
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Look, it has slurm loco!
It's the extreme-iest!
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Hey, what can I get y'all?
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Wow, you can talk? Shut up
and give me a slurm loco.
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(Gulps)
Ooh! Ooh!
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Hey, drink machine, what kind
of alcoholic sodas you got?
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Y'all can't drink at work!
This ain't a sawmill!
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No alcohol? (Scoffs)
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And you got the nerve to call
yourself a beverage machine?
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I call myself bev.
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And if you're looking for
a smelly old can of booze,
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go look in the mirror.
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Oh, snap.
Ooh...
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No, no, everybody calm down.
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Yeah, I need one more slurm.
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And one more to wash that
slurm taste out of my mouth.
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So I went to the bathroom, and my
pee was green. Pretty neat, huh?
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I was wondering who
shrekked in the toilet.
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I hope you're
proud of yourself, bev.
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You've turned this perfectly
worthless loser into an addict.
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Cut me some slack, preacher.
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I'm just a coal grindefls daughter
trying to stay off the pole.
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With that big old caboose, it'd
have to be a telephone pole!
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Hey-o!
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(Laughs)
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Well, I guess
a fellow's got to talk big
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when he's sporting a little
shrivelled up antenna like that.
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What? (Sputtering)
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For your information, "madam,"
it's a grower, not a shower!
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My antenna's fine.
It's just fine.
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Ladies can't get enough bender.
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I need to loosen up.
Give me a screwdriver.
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Hello. Who's your
hot, dumb friend?
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Me?
Me?
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Sure, why not.
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(Both giggling)
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(Both laughing)
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Hang on.
It's too bright in here.
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Call me old-fashioned, but I like
a little romance in an orgy.
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Let me switch off
this weird light.
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Ow!
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Fry, it's 2:00 A.M.
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What are you doing here
glowing on my skanks?
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Just sitting here
turning quarters into urine.
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We don't got to
put up with this.
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We got poli sci degrees.
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Whoa, whoa, whoa! Hang on.
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I'll just politely
escort him to the gutter.
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Scram, shiny!
(Grunts)
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All right, how we feeling?
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Hot. I could bake
a potato in my cleavage.
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Yeah, I need a seltzer.
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(Sighs)
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I'd be honored to purchase
you some refreshment.
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Hey, drink machine,
you got anything
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classy for these
delicate flowers?
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I ain't making drinks
for no trashy robo-sluts.
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Trashy? At least
I don't put out for quarters.
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(Growls)
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(Both protesting)
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Hey!
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Hey. Stop that,
drink machine.
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Stop it, I say.
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That's it, we're out of here.
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Come on.
We'll split a blintz.
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Wait, give me a chance
to defend your honor
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and then Sully it on the couch.
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All right, I've been waiting all
day for an excuse to hit a lady.
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You try it,
and I'll bash your face in.
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Ooh, I'm so scared, no-arms.
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(Groans)
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(Both grunting)
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You want some of this?
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(Groaning)
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(Both moaning)
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Interesting.
Hmm.
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Uh, fry? You're glowing like
the human torch on prom night.
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Shouldn't you be standing on a rooky
coast somewhere preventing shipwrecks?
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(All laughing)
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Nice, hate me because
of the brightness of my skin.
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(Groaning)
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You okay, ma'am?
I think your soda water broke.
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(Grunting)
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(Baby sobbing)
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My god! Bev just had
a baby in my cup!
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(All groaning)
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I know, right?
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I better take that.
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Aw!
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He's so cute.
Wait. No, he isn't.
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He looks like bender!
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(All gasping)
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Oh, no, no, no.
No way am I that kid's dad!
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Wipe my tiny metal ass!
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Aw, crap.
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Mama, thirsty.
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Hang on, dumpling.
My milk's coming in.
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Ugh!
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In public?
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Aw, biscuits!
I'm a father?
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How did this happen?
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Does this ring a bell?
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Are you telling me
the stuff we did in private,
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and also twice on the sidewalk,
made a baby robot? How?
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Aw, bender, didn't your mom ever tell
you where robot babies come from?
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No. She was
a religious fundamentalist.
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Plus she didn't have a mouth.
It's an unusual combination.
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Come on, everyone, let's take
bender to the teen center
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to learn about
the bots and the bees!
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It's okay, bender.
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No one here will laugh
at you for not knowing
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where robot babies come from.
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(All laughing)
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All: Aw...
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We don't know, either.
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Then prepare to be embarrassed.
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(Announcer reading)
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Or...
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(Announcer reading)
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Meet Gerald,
a maturing young robot.
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Hey, he looks like me!
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Announcer: His hideous
appearance is a by-product
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of his hardware gearing up
for an important mission,
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reproduction.
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9h, boy, oh, boy, oh, boy!
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Announcer: Since factories can't
manufacture enough robots
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to meet demand, robots
can also reproduce by mating.
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Oh, now you tell me!
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Announcer: First, Gerald
must find a female robot.
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The best he can do is Francine.
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(Buzzing) After beer and hot
wings at a local gas station,
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the two enjoy intimate time
behind a dumpster.
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It's all perfectly natural.
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Let's watch, aroused,
as Gerald's antenna uploads
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a binary file to
Francine's internal drive.
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Manufacturing specs from
each parent are then merged
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by a randomized algorithm,
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and the resulting code guides
assembly of a new robot.
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(Blows raspberry)
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Yes, everything your body does
is perfectly natural.
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Except masturbation.
That's just wrong.
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Oh!
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I can't believe I made a kid!
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I'm not ready!
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There's so much of the world
I haven't stolen yet!
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Relax, bender. No one would
let you near a child.
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Bev will get custody, and
you'll be a deadbeat dad
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who never even bothers
to know his own son.
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(Sniffles)
You really think so?
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I know so. You're absolutely
horrible in every way.
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You're sweet, Leela.
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(Giggling)
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Sorry, bev, but I ain't
cut out for fatherhood.
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So here's my certificate of
abandonment drawn up by our notary.
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That'll be 10 bucks.
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Now take your kid
and hit the soup line!
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(Laughs)
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(Sobs) Oh, no,
you don't, mister!
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Damn baby's driving me crazy!
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(Giggling)
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He won't stop giggling no matter
how much I scream at him!
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(Sesame)
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There, there.
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I still got womanly needs!
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Who's gonna look
twice at me with this
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dirty leech hanging
off my dairy nozzle?
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Not me, that's for sure.
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Then it's settled!
He's all yours, pappy!
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Hey, wait!
You can't leave... what?
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(Wailing)
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(Both wailing)
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(Baby crying)
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(Crying stops)
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(Snoring)
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(Sighs)
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(Crying)
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What the...
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Can't I have
one moment to myself?
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Why can't you sleep?
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I left my window open,
and moths got in.
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I swear, if I wasn't
such a great dad,
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I'd grab his
ugly little neck and...
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(Grunts)
(Giggles)
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Hey, he stopped
screaming for a second!
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Bend some other stuff!
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(Laughing)
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(Screams)
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Bend! bend!
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He loves bending, just like me.
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Aw!
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I'm gonna call him Ben after
the first half of me, bender.
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(Burps)
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That's my bastard.
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(Panting)
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(Grunts)
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(Alarm ringing)
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(Giggles)
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(Both laughing)
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Bend it, daddy! Bendithkeit
called you poo-poo-face!
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It called me what?
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(Intense grunting)
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Yay! You bended it
like a pretzel.
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Okay, now you.
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(Grunts)
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I can't do it!
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Hey, buddy, you're learning.
You'll get there.
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Bender, I was wrong.
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You're a fine parent,
and I want to...
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Leela was wrong!
Leela was wrong!
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Leela was wrong!
Leela was wrong!
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(Both laughing)
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Daddy, how'd you get
so good at bending?
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I inherited my arm control
software from my mom.
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That's how it's passed down,
mother to son.
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But my mommy had no arms!
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Does that mean
I can never be a bender?
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Well, sure you can!
You just need
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to get a bending card installed.
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I hate to crush a boy's
dreams, but what the heck.
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He has only one expansion slot,
and it holds his memory card.
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This robot will never bend.
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Don't tell my son
what he can and can't do!
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You may know what's in his head,
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but you don't know
what's in his heart!
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There's no slot
in there, either.
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I said shut up!
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Today marks young Ben's 13th day
of being left on continuously.
256
00:13:00,207 --> 00:13:04,169
And so, before the lord
and this congregation,
257
00:13:04,628 --> 00:13:09,174
we upgrade him to man-bot.
Can I get a mazel tov?
258
00:13:09,675 --> 00:13:10,843
All: Mazel tov!
259
00:13:10,926 --> 00:13:11,969
Mazel tov!
260
00:13:12,553 --> 00:13:15,097
I'd like to thank the
preacher-bot for the introduction
261
00:13:15,306 --> 00:13:18,350
and also for not circumcising
me again, am I right?
262
00:13:18,434 --> 00:13:19,810
(All chuckling)
263
00:13:20,227 --> 00:13:24,898
Twice was enough. But seriously,
today, I'm not just a man-bot,
264
00:13:25,149 --> 00:13:27,401
I'm the luckiest man-bot alive.
265
00:13:27,943 --> 00:13:29,570
My mom may have abandoned me,
266
00:13:29,903 --> 00:13:32,698
but I have the greatest dad
in the whole universe.
267
00:13:33,490 --> 00:13:36,535
He's patient, he's not afraid
to show his emotions...
268
00:13:37,161 --> 00:13:38,203
Don't look at me!
269
00:13:38,412 --> 00:13:40,914
and someday,
if my dreams come true,
270
00:13:41,165 --> 00:13:43,042
I'll be a bender, just like him.
271
00:13:43,959 --> 00:13:45,919
You must be
so proud of your boy.
272
00:13:46,837 --> 00:13:48,213
I could take him or leave him.
273
00:13:50,382 --> 00:13:51,925
I'm back for my son!
274
00:13:52,176 --> 00:13:54,511
I've come to take him
and leave with him!
275
00:13:54,595 --> 00:13:55,596
(Gasping)
276
00:13:56,013 --> 00:13:57,765
She beat you to both things!
277
00:14:03,270 --> 00:14:05,856
It's okay, son, mama's here now.
278
00:14:06,106 --> 00:14:08,233
Daddy!
Don't let her take me!
279
00:14:08,442 --> 00:14:10,527
Get your lack of
hands off my boy!
280
00:14:10,819 --> 00:14:13,322
You're an unfit parent
who abandoned her child!
281
00:14:13,447 --> 00:14:16,784
Oh, yeah? Well, I'm still
less unfitter than you.
282
00:14:16,867 --> 00:14:17,951
Says who?
283
00:14:18,035 --> 00:14:21,372
Says this document you gave rne when
you tried to abandon Ben first!
284
00:14:21,455 --> 00:14:22,748
(Grunts)
285
00:14:24,958 --> 00:14:26,043
It's genuine.
286
00:14:26,126 --> 00:14:27,127
(All gasping)
287
00:14:27,419 --> 00:14:29,505
That doesn't prove
I'm an unfit parent!
288
00:14:29,588 --> 00:14:31,632
I was drunk and violent
when I signed that!
289
00:14:31,799 --> 00:14:34,968
Well, I'm drunk and violent now.
He's coming with me!
290
00:14:35,427 --> 00:14:37,471
Daddy! (Crying)
291
00:14:37,805 --> 00:14:40,808
Son!
292
00:14:44,311 --> 00:14:47,564
My boy's gone. All I have
left to remember him
293
00:14:47,648 --> 00:14:49,900
are these innocent playthings
we stole together.
294
00:14:49,983 --> 00:14:51,151
(Chitters)
295
00:14:52,319 --> 00:14:54,696
Fry, put these someplace safe.
296
00:14:55,197 --> 00:14:56,657
(Monkey squeals)
297
00:14:56,740 --> 00:14:58,617
(Sesame)
298
00:14:58,826 --> 00:15:01,245
That's it, fry! For a guy
who's not too bright,
299
00:15:01,495 --> 00:15:02,704
you're too damn bright!
300
00:15:02,913 --> 00:15:04,957
Now, get out!
And don't come back
301
00:15:05,040 --> 00:15:08,127
until someone finds a use
for a million-watt idiot!
302
00:15:10,587 --> 00:15:12,506
(Sesame)
303
00:15:19,888 --> 00:15:22,182
Mom, will I ever
get to see dad again?
304
00:15:22,433 --> 00:15:25,811
No, he died yesterday.
Rust monsters ate his face.
305
00:15:26,186 --> 00:15:27,396
Sweet dreams!
306
00:15:31,692 --> 00:15:33,152
(Whimpering)
307
00:15:34,528 --> 00:15:36,405
(Knocking) Psst!
308
00:15:36,488 --> 00:15:38,449
Quit whimpering
or you don't get kidnapped.
309
00:15:38,699 --> 00:15:39,741
Dad!
310
00:15:41,326 --> 00:15:42,870
(Whimpering)
Ah!
311
00:15:43,537 --> 00:15:45,038
Come on.
Let's run for it.
312
00:15:45,122 --> 00:15:46,457
(Both panting)
313
00:15:55,966 --> 00:15:57,509
What's going to
happen to us now, dad?
314
00:15:57,676 --> 00:16:00,721
Vveh, lreckon we'll just sit
around this campfire a while.
315
00:16:00,804 --> 00:16:01,889
But then what?
316
00:16:01,972 --> 00:16:05,184
Only a fool plans more than
a few centuries ahead, son.
317
00:16:05,893 --> 00:16:06,894
(Both gasp)
318
00:16:07,060 --> 00:16:08,770
Url: Freeze, tin woodsman!
319
00:16:09,062 --> 00:16:10,702
Smitty: You're under
arrest for kidnapping
320
00:16:10,731 --> 00:16:13,108
and burning raccoons
without a permit!
321
00:16:22,993 --> 00:16:24,119
It's over, dad.
322
00:16:24,203 --> 00:16:25,204
It ain't over!
323
00:16:25,370 --> 00:16:28,749
I can't outrun a hovercopter,
but I can out-bend it!
324
00:16:28,832 --> 00:16:30,083
(Grunts)
325
00:16:32,920 --> 00:16:33,921
(Straining)
326
00:16:37,257 --> 00:16:38,300
(Screams)
327
00:16:40,427 --> 00:16:42,221
I know!
Let's outrun it!
328
00:16:46,558 --> 00:16:48,560
There's a dam!
Damn!
329
00:16:48,644 --> 00:16:49,645
There's a grate!
330
00:16:49,811 --> 00:16:51,730
Great!
But I can't bend anything
331
00:16:51,813 --> 00:16:54,608
with my arms agonizingly
maimed like this.
332
00:16:54,733 --> 00:16:56,193
Well, maybe I can!
333
00:16:56,276 --> 00:16:57,402
(Exaggerated gas p)
334
00:16:57,486 --> 00:16:58,487
(Grunts)
335
00:17:01,907 --> 00:17:03,367
You can do it, son.
336
00:17:03,450 --> 00:17:04,743
(Grunts)
337
00:17:13,544 --> 00:17:14,753
Yeah, this ain't gonna happen.
338
00:17:16,838 --> 00:17:18,215
Is that even necessary?
339
00:17:21,468 --> 00:17:22,719
I'm sorry, daddy.
340
00:17:22,886 --> 00:17:24,680
You got nothing
to be sorry about.
341
00:17:25,138 --> 00:17:26,848
He's really a very good father.
342
00:17:28,809 --> 00:17:32,187
All right, I got her statement.
And a straight up grape soda.
343
00:17:33,188 --> 00:17:34,314
Aw, yeah.
344
00:17:34,815 --> 00:17:36,900
I promise things
will be different, son.
345
00:17:37,234 --> 00:17:39,903
From now on, I'm chaining
you to a radiator.
346
00:17:40,445 --> 00:17:43,282
I'm amazed someone who
dispenses such warm soda
347
00:17:43,365 --> 00:17:44,866
could be so coldhearted!
348
00:17:45,158 --> 00:17:47,536
I'm gonna buy a drink just so
I can throw it in your face!
349
00:17:50,664 --> 00:17:51,665
(Gasps)
350
00:17:51,748 --> 00:17:53,083
It's another soda baby!
351
00:17:53,166 --> 00:17:54,293
(All gasping)
352
00:17:55,168 --> 00:17:56,295
Damn.
353
00:17:58,839 --> 00:18:00,841
You got knocked up
by a police officer
354
00:18:00,924 --> 00:18:03,135
while he was looking
for your kidnapped child?
355
00:18:03,468 --> 00:18:05,721
Sure did! I still got it.
356
00:18:05,887 --> 00:18:06,930
So, now what happens?
357
00:18:07,222 --> 00:18:09,057
Tell you what,
you keep the big one.
358
00:18:09,349 --> 00:18:12,102
Long as I got a baby
to neglect, I'm happy.
359
00:18:12,561 --> 00:18:14,104
Should we call child services?
360
00:18:14,271 --> 00:18:15,689
No, let's just get outta here.
361
00:18:19,484 --> 00:18:21,111
Whoo-hoo!
362
00:18:21,194 --> 00:18:23,572
Whoo! Whoo-hoo-hoo!
363
00:18:25,866 --> 00:18:26,908
Vvhoo?
364
00:18:26,992 --> 00:18:28,076
Sorry, dad.
365
00:18:28,201 --> 00:18:29,411
I'm glad to be back.
366
00:18:29,536 --> 00:18:31,747
I'm just kind of bummed
I can't bend stuff.
367
00:18:31,955 --> 00:18:35,417
All I ever wanted was to go
to bending state-Santa Cruz.
368
00:18:35,584 --> 00:18:37,044
But that's never gonna happen.
369
00:18:37,961 --> 00:18:41,381
Listen, you need something bent,
you come to rne, huh, champ?
370
00:18:47,888 --> 00:18:50,015
Damn it, I love that
little guy so much!
371
00:18:50,265 --> 00:18:51,767
I'd sacrifice any four of you
372
00:18:51,850 --> 00:18:53,685
if it would help him
bend even a little!
373
00:18:53,977 --> 00:18:57,814
There is one way, butno,
it's too horrible.
374
00:18:58,148 --> 00:19:00,067
Nothing's too horrible
for my boy!
375
00:19:00,442 --> 00:19:03,820
Well, I could
install a bending card.
376
00:19:04,279 --> 00:19:05,822
But you said
he only has one slot!
377
00:19:06,114 --> 00:19:08,617
Correct. I'd have to
remove his memory card.
378
00:19:08,909 --> 00:19:11,787
He'd be able to bend, but
he'd lose all his memories.
379
00:19:12,412 --> 00:19:14,998
He wouldn't even
remember who you are.
380
00:19:19,586 --> 00:19:20,796
(Grunts)
381
00:19:28,929 --> 00:19:30,806
You sure you want
to be a bender, son?
382
00:19:31,056 --> 00:19:32,432
More than anything.
383
00:19:34,518 --> 00:19:36,812
Just remember,
your daddy loves you.
384
00:19:37,312 --> 00:19:40,440
Remember that, will you, son?
Remember that.
385
00:19:40,649 --> 00:19:41,650
(Sobs)
386
00:19:42,109 --> 00:19:43,860
Dad, are you crying?
387
00:19:45,529 --> 00:19:48,782
No! I said with the mouth
you're looking at.
388
00:19:55,956 --> 00:19:57,499
(Grunts)
389
00:19:59,626 --> 00:20:00,627
(Whistles)
390
00:20:00,752 --> 00:20:02,629
You sure take
after your old man!
391
00:20:03,171 --> 00:20:04,464
I never knew my father.
392
00:20:04,965 --> 00:20:05,966
(Squeaks)
393
00:20:06,049 --> 00:20:07,300
It's not important.
394
00:20:07,467 --> 00:20:09,302
What is important
is that we get you
395
00:20:09,428 --> 00:20:11,930
to bending state-Santa Cruz
in time for registration.
396
00:20:12,264 --> 00:20:15,183
Then we'd better hurry.
Registration ends in one hour.
397
00:20:15,392 --> 00:20:16,435
To the ship!
398
00:20:20,897 --> 00:20:22,149
It's too foggy.
399
00:20:22,357 --> 00:20:24,192
We can't navigate
through this storm.
400
00:20:24,401 --> 00:20:25,694
Our lights aren't bright enough.
401
00:20:26,319 --> 00:20:27,946
I'm sorry I let you down, son.
402
00:20:28,029 --> 00:20:29,322
Who are you again?
403
00:20:29,489 --> 00:20:32,492
It's just not possible to get you
to bending school this year.
404
00:20:33,034 --> 00:20:34,995
Or is there?
405
00:20:45,839 --> 00:20:47,007
(All cheering)
406
00:20:47,090 --> 00:20:48,800
All right, fry!
407
00:20:49,092 --> 00:20:52,095
Merry college
registration day, everyone!
408
00:20:52,888 --> 00:20:54,055
(Screaming)
409
00:20:55,682 --> 00:20:57,058
(Both laughing)
410
00:21:03,190 --> 00:21:04,733
(Screams)