1 00:00:00,137 --> 00:00:04,789 Encoded by hunter crazy4tv. Com 2 00:00:22,242 --> 00:00:23,701 Oh, my hair! 3 00:00:27,539 --> 00:00:29,165 (Screaming) 4 00:00:33,628 --> 00:00:34,963 Lot of weather we're having. 5 00:00:35,046 --> 00:00:36,339 Allow me, my lady. 6 00:00:36,589 --> 00:00:37,590 (Unzipping) 7 00:00:39,133 --> 00:00:40,802 Shall we go a-trousering? 8 00:00:40,927 --> 00:00:44,389 Fry, I appreciate the gallantry, but isn't this a bit much? 9 00:00:44,514 --> 00:00:47,141 You're right. I'm sorry for showing my love. 10 00:00:47,225 --> 00:00:48,226 (Sighs) 11 00:00:48,309 --> 00:00:49,894 Okay. Fine. 12 00:00:50,061 --> 00:00:51,604 Here, take my hand. 13 00:00:53,731 --> 00:00:54,983 (Shrieks) 14 00:00:55,692 --> 00:00:56,985 (Screams) 15 00:01:05,159 --> 00:01:06,911 News and weather, everyone. 16 00:01:06,995 --> 00:01:11,165 I'm sure you've all noticed the bizarre atmospheric conditions of late. 17 00:01:11,332 --> 00:01:12,917 Come to mention it, yes. 18 00:01:13,001 --> 00:01:15,962 It seems something ain't right in the magnetosphere, 19 00:01:16,129 --> 00:01:18,131 so I'm launching this high-altitude 20 00:01:18,214 --> 00:01:20,592 weather balloon to gather more data. 21 00:01:24,846 --> 00:01:26,931 My pants! My 'ucky pants! 22 00:01:27,015 --> 00:01:28,683 They don't look so lucky to me. 23 00:01:28,766 --> 00:01:29,767 They are, too! 24 00:01:29,851 --> 00:01:32,145 I was wearing them that time I found a dime in my ear. 25 00:01:32,228 --> 00:01:34,772 I was wearing them when I won a subscription to redbook. 26 00:01:34,856 --> 00:01:38,318 And I was wearing them when I first met Leela, so yeah, they're lucky. 27 00:01:38,443 --> 00:01:39,694 Aw! 28 00:01:39,777 --> 00:01:41,321 Also... oh, lord. 29 00:01:41,487 --> 00:01:42,614 Plus, they're my only pants. 30 00:01:42,864 --> 00:01:45,617 You've worn the same pants for 1,000 years? 31 00:01:45,742 --> 00:01:47,327 No wonder they made a run for it. 32 00:01:47,410 --> 00:01:49,412 (Chuckles) Whoo! 33 00:02:00,381 --> 00:02:03,885 Soon your trousers will slip the surly bonds of earth 34 00:02:03,968 --> 00:02:05,928 and ascend to the heavens. 35 00:02:06,012 --> 00:02:07,513 I'm gonna blast that balloon! 36 00:02:08,056 --> 00:02:10,224 No way will I let god get my pants! 37 00:02:12,018 --> 00:02:13,686 Nobody messes with my pants! 38 00:02:14,062 --> 00:02:16,105 Not even the holy one, blessed be he. 39 00:02:16,189 --> 00:02:17,940 (Firing) 40 00:02:31,454 --> 00:02:32,830 (Hissing) 41 00:02:34,415 --> 00:02:36,584 Look out! A central park badger! 42 00:02:37,418 --> 00:02:38,419 (Grunts) 43 00:02:41,255 --> 00:02:42,548 I'll save you, pants! 44 00:02:42,632 --> 00:02:44,550 Scruffy, do you have any varmint grease? 45 00:02:44,634 --> 00:02:45,968 What viscosity you need? 46 00:02:48,262 --> 00:02:49,639 (Grunting) 47 00:02:56,437 --> 00:02:58,231 Whoa, there's writing in here! 48 00:03:00,108 --> 00:03:02,026 Also, this grease is flammable. 49 00:03:08,616 --> 00:03:09,617 (Grunts) 50 00:03:09,701 --> 00:03:13,705 Incredible! Who could have done this, the sewer mutants? 51 00:03:13,871 --> 00:03:15,665 No, this isn't mutant language. 52 00:03:15,873 --> 00:03:20,420 We use a lot more profanity. Son of a... (Bleep) 53 00:03:21,796 --> 00:03:23,047 Leela, take my hand! 54 00:03:25,133 --> 00:03:26,217 I'm slipping! 55 00:03:26,300 --> 00:03:28,970 The one time your hands aren't sticky, they're greasy! 56 00:03:29,262 --> 00:03:32,306 Oh, sorry. Normally I would've wiped them on my pants, but... 57 00:03:32,390 --> 00:03:33,391 (Screams) 58 00:03:34,726 --> 00:03:35,935 (Thud) 59 00:03:36,644 --> 00:03:37,979 (Panting) 60 00:03:38,062 --> 00:03:40,273 Are you okay? I... ow! 61 00:03:40,565 --> 00:03:42,442 My leg, it's broken. 62 00:03:43,151 --> 00:03:44,235 How'd you get down here? 63 00:03:44,318 --> 00:03:46,070 We made a rope from my shirt and jacket 64 00:03:46,154 --> 00:03:48,865 and an expedition flag from my underpants. 65 00:03:48,948 --> 00:03:51,284 I'll help you up. Here, take my hand. 66 00:03:51,659 --> 00:03:53,286 Stop telling me to take your hand. 67 00:03:53,536 --> 00:03:56,456 Look, fry, your noble gestures keep making things worse. 68 00:03:56,748 --> 00:03:59,667 Can't you just be a rude, unhelpful jerk like bender? 69 00:04:00,001 --> 00:04:03,004 When I use up the toilet paper, I don't put on a new roll. 70 00:04:03,379 --> 00:04:06,174 Fry, my friend, I found your pants. 71 00:04:06,340 --> 00:04:08,760 And no sign of that crafty badger. 72 00:04:08,843 --> 00:04:11,012 All right! Lucky pants! 73 00:04:12,054 --> 00:04:13,473 (Screams) 74 00:04:17,351 --> 00:04:20,396 Oh, my god! Look what my flashlight found! 75 00:04:21,355 --> 00:04:22,440 (All gasp) 76 00:04:22,523 --> 00:04:24,942 Dr. Zoidberg: A huge pyramid under new New York? 77 00:04:25,026 --> 00:04:26,611 What badger could've built this? 78 00:04:26,986 --> 00:04:29,697 And look at this intricately carved disk. 79 00:04:29,989 --> 00:04:31,991 It merits years of study. 80 00:04:32,116 --> 00:04:35,328 But how can we move such a fragile, precious... 81 00:04:35,453 --> 00:04:38,873 (Screaming) Ancient history coming through! 82 00:04:41,000 --> 00:04:42,376 No, no, no, no, no! 83 00:04:44,378 --> 00:04:45,546 Amazing! 84 00:04:45,630 --> 00:04:49,467 It appears to be some kind of extremely ancient calendar, 85 00:04:49,634 --> 00:04:52,053 predating even the girls of sumeria. 86 00:04:52,929 --> 00:04:55,598 Of course. It's a Mayan calendar. 87 00:04:55,723 --> 00:04:58,976 No, wait. There's some dried-up old stew on the screen. 88 00:04:59,393 --> 00:05:02,104 Sorry. I was eating a can of breakfast and looking at porn. 89 00:05:03,981 --> 00:05:07,944 Amy: (Gasps) It's not Mayan, it's martian! 90 00:05:08,236 --> 00:05:10,404 Amy, you grew up on Mars, right? 91 00:05:10,530 --> 00:05:12,281 Can you read martian? A little. 92 00:05:12,365 --> 00:05:15,326 I only learned enough to yell at my nanny. Let's see. 93 00:05:15,660 --> 00:05:17,245 (Speaking gibberish) 94 00:05:17,662 --> 00:05:20,790 I think it means, "the sun will erupt, 95 00:05:21,415 --> 00:05:24,001 "all shall perish," blah-blah-blah. 96 00:05:24,085 --> 00:05:27,004 Get to the point! Vvhatdoesitsay about me, bender? 97 00:05:27,171 --> 00:05:30,258 (Gasps) Nothing! But it does say a great cataclysm 98 00:05:30,341 --> 00:05:32,969 will destroy the world in the year 3012! 99 00:05:33,261 --> 00:05:35,137 The world? That's where I live! 100 00:05:35,638 --> 00:05:37,265 Told you it'd say something about me. 101 00:05:37,598 --> 00:05:40,142 So the world will end in 3012. 102 00:05:40,518 --> 00:05:42,186 Why does that year sound so familiar? 103 00:05:42,395 --> 00:05:45,356 Because that's the year that's this year! See? 104 00:05:51,153 --> 00:05:52,780 (All shrieking) 105 00:05:53,698 --> 00:05:55,950 So, you all done with the computer? 106 00:06:03,332 --> 00:06:06,127 Is it just rne, or is the world ending more often these days? 107 00:06:06,502 --> 00:06:09,422 The calendar predicts fires, earthquakes, 108 00:06:09,505 --> 00:06:12,383 sharksplosions, then it just ends! 109 00:06:12,466 --> 00:06:15,219 Exactly as the weather balloon foretold. 110 00:06:15,469 --> 00:06:17,972 Before fry blew his pants out of the sky, 111 00:06:18,097 --> 00:06:22,101 it detected the onset of a catastrophic sunspot cycle. 112 00:06:26,731 --> 00:06:28,107 (All gasping) 113 00:06:28,190 --> 00:06:32,028 It's starting. This is the end of the world. 114 00:06:32,403 --> 00:06:33,779 (All screaming) 115 00:06:37,074 --> 00:06:39,493 Coward man away! (Woman screams) 116 00:06:39,869 --> 00:06:41,245 (Babbling) 117 00:06:43,122 --> 00:06:46,334 Some of us were crazy before it was cool. 118 00:06:50,379 --> 00:06:53,257 Evacuating the planet in three, two... 119 00:06:53,507 --> 00:06:56,177 So long, earth. Thanks for nothing. 120 00:06:56,636 --> 00:06:57,970 (Engine sputtering) 121 00:06:58,763 --> 00:06:59,847 It's not starting. 122 00:07:01,182 --> 00:07:03,392 Come ons, comes on! 123 00:07:04,602 --> 00:07:05,770 (Sputtering) 124 00:07:06,604 --> 00:07:07,605 (Groans) 125 00:07:07,688 --> 00:07:10,441 Let me try, headless clone of agnew. 126 00:07:10,691 --> 00:07:12,652 (Engine sputtering) 127 00:07:12,860 --> 00:07:14,779 Damn thing just won't turn over. 128 00:07:14,862 --> 00:07:16,572 It's like pat on a Sunday morning. 129 00:07:18,491 --> 00:07:20,743 Oh, the marconi is on the Fritz, too! 130 00:07:20,910 --> 00:07:25,247 The electromagnetic storm is disabling all electronics on earth. 131 00:07:26,082 --> 00:07:27,249 (Power drains) 132 00:07:27,333 --> 00:07:28,668 Hi, there. 133 00:07:33,339 --> 00:07:35,424 Well, it wasn't a bad life. 134 00:07:35,675 --> 00:07:38,678 If only I could get back that time I spent watching tron: Legacy. 135 00:07:39,011 --> 00:07:40,513 Leela, I've made up my mind. 136 00:07:40,888 --> 00:07:43,307 Before we die, I'm gonna find and destroy 137 00:07:43,391 --> 00:07:45,768 every remaining copy of tron: Legacy. 138 00:07:46,060 --> 00:07:47,412 It may take a couple of hours, but... 139 00:07:47,436 --> 00:07:49,647 Fry, stop trying to do things for me. 140 00:07:50,022 --> 00:07:52,942 Whatever time we have left, just live it with me. 141 00:07:54,402 --> 00:07:57,488 So, you want to join the balcony club? 142 00:07:58,322 --> 00:08:01,534 The balcony club? I have an individual membership. 143 00:08:01,826 --> 00:08:05,204 Zoidberg, get lost. I am lost. So long. 144 00:08:09,417 --> 00:08:13,254 Stop the end-of-the-world sex. We might survive after all. 145 00:08:13,462 --> 00:08:14,630 (Both groan) 146 00:08:15,131 --> 00:08:17,091 All right, Amy, what's so important 147 00:08:17,174 --> 00:08:19,093 that you interrupted my embalming? 148 00:08:19,260 --> 00:08:21,387 I translated more martian symbols. 149 00:08:21,470 --> 00:08:23,264 There's a way off this planet. 150 00:08:23,639 --> 00:08:26,392 That underground pyramid isn't a pyramid, 151 00:08:26,726 --> 00:08:28,102 it's a rocket ship! 152 00:08:29,562 --> 00:08:31,188 It was worth waiting five hours 153 00:08:31,272 --> 00:08:32,898 to hear you finish that sentence. 154 00:08:33,274 --> 00:08:37,820 A spaceship made of stone? With no electronics, it just might work! 155 00:08:38,154 --> 00:08:40,740 I'll stick with wind-up power, thank you very much. 156 00:08:40,823 --> 00:08:43,784 Hmm. I've never flown a pyramid before, 157 00:08:43,868 --> 00:08:46,120 but I used to drive around town in a mausoleum. 158 00:08:46,287 --> 00:08:48,039 How many people can this thing carry? 159 00:08:48,122 --> 00:08:52,293 Well, the mausoleum held 10 horny teenagers, so... 160 00:08:52,585 --> 00:08:53,627 Maybe 30,000. 161 00:08:53,878 --> 00:08:57,882 It's our moral duty to save as many lives as possible. 162 00:08:57,965 --> 00:08:58,966 (Rumbling) 163 00:09:00,843 --> 00:09:02,428 They had their chance. Let's go! 164 00:09:02,636 --> 00:09:04,680 Brannigan: Mind if I appear? 165 00:09:12,188 --> 00:09:13,397 Welcome to the hidey house. 166 00:09:13,814 --> 00:09:16,776 Brannigan, tell me about this freaky-deaky escape pyramid. 167 00:09:17,151 --> 00:09:20,488 I can fly it, sir. I just need to know where, and how. 168 00:09:20,863 --> 00:09:22,698 The obvious destination is Mars. 169 00:09:22,990 --> 00:09:26,744 It's olose, with lots of open space and no woodward or Bernstein. 170 00:09:26,827 --> 00:09:27,828 That's a plus. 171 00:09:27,912 --> 00:09:31,999 But we can only save 30,000 people. How do we choose who goes? 172 00:09:32,208 --> 00:09:35,169 Well, let's see now. We'll need leaders, 173 00:09:35,252 --> 00:09:36,629 (laughs) 174 00:09:36,837 --> 00:09:40,591 Scientists, doctors, bureaucrats, pilots, 175 00:09:41,050 --> 00:09:43,969 valuable appliances, even janitors. 176 00:09:44,637 --> 00:09:46,138 But that's it. No one else. 177 00:09:47,389 --> 00:09:49,600 I'll miss you, Leela. (Sobs) 178 00:09:49,683 --> 00:09:52,019 But it's okay, 'cause then I'll die. 179 00:09:52,186 --> 00:09:53,687 Nixon: Cut the waterworks, hippie! 180 00:09:53,854 --> 00:09:55,815 The final decision will be made not by me, 181 00:09:55,940 --> 00:09:58,651 but by a cold, logical machine. 182 00:10:00,194 --> 00:10:02,321 Who shall live and who shall die? 183 00:10:02,446 --> 00:10:05,574 Step right up to the contrabulous choose-matron! 184 00:10:05,866 --> 00:10:07,868 I hate waiting in line to die. 185 00:10:08,160 --> 00:10:09,745 Move it along, grandma. 186 00:10:09,829 --> 00:10:12,248 Stick your hand in and take your chances. 187 00:10:12,706 --> 00:10:15,584 Choose-matron: Female, crotchety. Needed to keep others in their place. 188 00:10:15,835 --> 00:10:16,919 Accepted! 189 00:10:18,170 --> 00:10:19,170 Damn straight, kajigger! 190 00:10:19,213 --> 00:10:20,714 Ooh, me next! 191 00:10:21,382 --> 00:10:23,384 We just got one of these. Rejected! 192 00:10:26,428 --> 00:10:29,014 Male, scientist, fond of crazy contraptions. 193 00:10:29,098 --> 00:10:30,516 Accepted! 194 00:10:33,227 --> 00:10:35,896 Female, scientist. We were in the same sorority. 195 00:10:36,021 --> 00:10:37,398 Accepted! 196 00:10:38,149 --> 00:10:40,229 Sigma beta, see you later! Sigma beta, see you later! 197 00:10:42,027 --> 00:10:44,697 Male, medical doctor, delicious with butter and lemon. 198 00:10:45,030 --> 00:10:46,031 Accepted! 199 00:10:46,907 --> 00:10:47,908 I wish they'd hurry. 200 00:10:48,033 --> 00:10:50,035 I want to get out of here before the mayhem starts. 201 00:10:50,244 --> 00:10:52,121 Mayhem? There's gonna be mayhem? 202 00:10:52,580 --> 00:10:53,831 I'm staying. 203 00:10:53,914 --> 00:10:54,915 Hoo-ee! 204 00:10:55,499 --> 00:10:57,585 Well, might as well get it over with. 205 00:11:00,379 --> 00:11:02,756 Delivery boy, no discernible skills. 206 00:11:02,840 --> 00:11:04,091 Accepted! 207 00:11:04,592 --> 00:11:06,093 'Cause I like his pants. 208 00:11:06,260 --> 00:11:08,053 Yes! My lucky pants! 209 00:11:08,179 --> 00:11:10,472 Leela, we can go together after all. Come on. 210 00:11:10,598 --> 00:11:12,224 Get your badge. Take my hand. 211 00:11:14,226 --> 00:11:17,771 Top gun pilot, natural leader, extreme combat training. 212 00:11:17,855 --> 00:11:18,856 - Rejected! - (Buzzes) 213 00:11:19,315 --> 00:11:20,524 What? 214 00:11:20,608 --> 00:11:21,668 With all spaceships inoperable, 215 00:11:21,692 --> 00:11:23,652 we only need one spaceship pilot. 216 00:11:25,821 --> 00:11:27,448 Wonder what this doo-cracky does? 217 00:11:29,617 --> 00:11:32,203 Snake door. Roger. (Sighs) 218 00:11:32,536 --> 00:11:35,748 You can't reject Leela! Give her a badge, you stupid box! 219 00:11:36,749 --> 00:11:39,210 Male, filthy hand, violent temper. 220 00:11:39,293 --> 00:11:40,336 Accepted again! 221 00:11:40,461 --> 00:11:41,670 No! 222 00:11:43,839 --> 00:11:46,884 Fry, the box has spoken. Go to Mars. 223 00:11:47,927 --> 00:11:49,011 Okay. 224 00:11:50,971 --> 00:11:52,806 Will you at least keep this photo? 225 00:11:54,391 --> 00:11:57,186 Remember how bender dumped all that pig's blood on me? 226 00:11:57,645 --> 00:12:00,105 You keep it. I'll remember you in here. 227 00:12:00,481 --> 00:12:03,609 (Sniffles) I wish I could remember with my boobs. 228 00:12:07,154 --> 00:12:09,156 Leela, we're off to Mars. 229 00:12:10,574 --> 00:12:12,117 We'll see ourselves out. 230 00:12:12,868 --> 00:12:15,287 Wait, I did it. I got Leela a ticket. 231 00:12:15,621 --> 00:12:17,373 (Gasps) How did you do that? 232 00:12:17,456 --> 00:12:22,419 Ah-ah-ah. A magician never reveals his secrets. Except the great reveal-o. 233 00:12:22,544 --> 00:12:23,963 That guy stinks. 234 00:12:29,510 --> 00:12:31,220 (Crowd clamoring) 235 00:12:41,272 --> 00:12:43,732 I still don't see why you get the window seat. 236 00:12:44,525 --> 00:12:47,987 Folks, this is your captain. Our snake tanks are fully loaded, 237 00:12:48,070 --> 00:12:50,197 so once I figure out which button launches this... 238 00:12:50,281 --> 00:12:52,533 (All gas p) I figured it out! 239 00:12:53,742 --> 00:12:55,244 (All screaming) 240 00:13:05,713 --> 00:13:07,214 (All jeering) 241 00:13:09,091 --> 00:13:10,718 Don't come back! 242 00:13:11,260 --> 00:13:13,220 Well, let's get looting! 243 00:13:14,346 --> 00:13:17,933 Fry, this is the most noble thing anyone has ever done for rne. 244 00:13:18,559 --> 00:13:19,893 Wait, fry? 245 00:13:20,060 --> 00:13:22,313 I'm a lot of people, but I'm not fry. 246 00:13:22,396 --> 00:13:23,397 (Laughs) 247 00:13:26,025 --> 00:13:27,234 Oh, no! 248 00:13:33,866 --> 00:13:35,034 (Sniffles) 249 00:13:55,471 --> 00:13:56,930 Welcome to Mars! 250 00:13:57,014 --> 00:13:59,183 It is with heavy heart and open arms 251 00:13:59,266 --> 00:14:01,435 that we receive earth's only survivors. 252 00:14:01,602 --> 00:14:02,978 Admission, $20. 253 00:14:03,062 --> 00:14:04,855 Dad! Gleesh. 254 00:14:04,938 --> 00:14:06,190 Greetings, Mars men. 255 00:14:06,440 --> 00:14:08,984 We come to your planet to construct a gleaming city, 256 00:14:09,276 --> 00:14:11,612 a second earth on which to begin anew. 257 00:14:11,904 --> 00:14:14,198 Okay. Admission, $20. 258 00:14:14,490 --> 00:14:17,451 I can't believe it. Fry sacrificed his spot for me, 259 00:14:17,534 --> 00:14:19,620 and I never even had a chance to thank him. 260 00:14:20,037 --> 00:14:25,793 Don't worry, Leela. Earth is still there, peaceful and serene as ever. 261 00:14:28,128 --> 00:14:29,588 (Alarm wailing) 262 00:14:32,299 --> 00:14:33,675 (Chuckung) 263 00:14:45,979 --> 00:14:47,147 (Grunting) 264 00:14:48,482 --> 00:14:50,150 Bender! You're stealing your own stuff! 265 00:14:50,317 --> 00:14:52,986 I am? Geez, I better slow down. 266 00:14:53,153 --> 00:14:54,988 I'm stealing stuff I don't even need. 267 00:14:55,489 --> 00:14:57,533 You want a torah? Nah, I'm not hungry. 268 00:14:57,825 --> 00:14:59,993 Aw, what's the matter? Scared of dying? 269 00:15:00,285 --> 00:15:02,538 No. 'Cause as long as Leela lives, 270 00:15:02,621 --> 00:15:04,832 I'll be alive, too, in her heart. 271 00:15:05,541 --> 00:15:07,042 But really I'll be dead. 272 00:15:11,004 --> 00:15:15,217 Ladies and gentlemen, our new martian city is complete. 273 00:15:15,509 --> 00:15:18,137 I give you dickfrancisco! 274 00:15:18,220 --> 00:15:19,430 (Cheering) 275 00:15:23,183 --> 00:15:25,811 The doves didn't magically spring from my hand, 276 00:15:25,936 --> 00:15:29,106 but rather were crammed into this netting sewn into my sleeve! 277 00:15:29,189 --> 00:15:30,566 (Mild applause) 278 00:15:30,649 --> 00:15:32,151 Thank you, great reveal-o. 279 00:15:32,359 --> 00:15:33,986 And now, as a solemn testicle 280 00:15:34,069 --> 00:15:35,779 to those left behind on earth, 281 00:15:36,113 --> 00:15:39,783 I present this monument, titled simply, "heroes." 282 00:15:42,870 --> 00:15:43,871 (Sniffles) 283 00:15:43,954 --> 00:15:47,583 That frightened little girl in the statue reminds me of fry. 284 00:15:47,833 --> 00:15:49,126 (Sesame) 285 00:15:49,209 --> 00:15:50,878 Singing wind: Stop the ceremony. 286 00:15:53,255 --> 00:15:55,466 Who is this non-Washington redskin? 287 00:15:55,757 --> 00:15:59,678 I am singing wind, chief of the native martian tribe. 288 00:15:59,928 --> 00:16:02,055 But I thought your people abandoned this planet. 289 00:16:02,222 --> 00:16:05,100 We did. I just came back for my stuff. 290 00:16:05,392 --> 00:16:08,228 Vvhat're you guys doing here? Fleeing earth, of course. 291 00:16:08,312 --> 00:16:11,106 We flew here in your great stone pyramid. 292 00:16:11,398 --> 00:16:13,567 Seriously? That thing flies? 293 00:16:13,734 --> 00:16:16,653 Of course. Your people left it so we could escape. 294 00:16:16,904 --> 00:16:19,531 I translated your warning that the world was doomed. 295 00:16:19,781 --> 00:16:21,867 Not your world. Our world. 296 00:16:22,075 --> 00:16:25,037 We put calendar there to warn you not to visit Mars. 297 00:16:25,245 --> 00:16:27,581 It Mars that gonna be destroyed. 298 00:16:27,664 --> 00:16:28,749 (All gasping) 299 00:16:28,999 --> 00:16:31,752 Why you think we so eager to abandon this dump? 300 00:16:31,960 --> 00:16:36,215 You guys got 10, 15 minutes Max. Vveh, solong. 301 00:16:41,428 --> 00:16:44,097 Hey, ancient martian's a very hard language. 302 00:16:44,223 --> 00:16:45,224 A... (Speaking gibberish) 303 00:16:45,307 --> 00:16:47,100 Looksjust like a... (Speaking gibberish) 304 00:16:47,226 --> 00:16:48,519 (Lightning) (All screaming) 305 00:16:51,396 --> 00:16:53,982 To the spaceship! There is no spaceship. 306 00:16:54,149 --> 00:16:56,610 You had it dismantled to build that statue. 307 00:16:57,027 --> 00:16:58,529 To the statue. 308 00:16:59,905 --> 00:17:01,198 (Groaning) 309 00:17:01,782 --> 00:17:06,328 Oh, what an idiot I was. And by I mean "you." 310 00:17:06,620 --> 00:17:10,999 The final solar flare is going to bypass earth and strike Mars. 311 00:17:15,963 --> 00:17:17,256 (All screaming) 312 00:17:28,559 --> 00:17:32,896 My god, one of the hundreds of contradictory prophecies is coming true. 313 00:17:33,188 --> 00:17:34,624 I should've known better than to trust 314 00:17:34,648 --> 00:17:36,191 one of fry's romantic gestures. 315 00:17:36,483 --> 00:17:38,527 Every time he says he loves me, I get killed. 316 00:17:40,696 --> 00:17:43,407 It's just as I only now began to fear. 317 00:17:43,657 --> 00:17:46,994 The solar flares are igniting subsurface gas pockets. 318 00:17:51,748 --> 00:17:52,749 (Screams) 319 00:17:52,833 --> 00:17:55,294 Mars is being blasted out of its orbit. 320 00:17:55,377 --> 00:17:57,629 Fry, you noble idiot. 321 00:18:06,054 --> 00:18:07,598 (Slurping) 322 00:18:07,681 --> 00:18:09,975 You're right, bender, grave robbing is fun. 323 00:18:10,100 --> 00:18:12,394 And these pifia skulladas are fantastic. 324 00:18:12,686 --> 00:18:15,564 The crazy weather cleared up, too, for whatever reason. 325 00:18:15,814 --> 00:18:18,525 All in all, it's a fine day for an apocalypse. 326 00:18:19,151 --> 00:18:21,278 So you don't miss what's-her-name? 327 00:18:21,361 --> 00:18:22,654 Of course I do. 328 00:18:22,738 --> 00:18:25,115 But even though we're millions of miles apart, 329 00:18:25,407 --> 00:18:27,826 somehow, I feel she's near me. 330 00:18:27,909 --> 00:18:29,620 Very near! 331 00:18:31,079 --> 00:18:32,414 (All screaming) 332 00:18:35,125 --> 00:18:37,461 Oh no! The kajigger of Gibraltar! 333 00:18:48,972 --> 00:18:51,099 I have got to quit drinking. 334 00:18:52,768 --> 00:18:54,311 Thanks, friend! 335 00:18:57,230 --> 00:19:00,776 Another great thing was she always had room for dessert. 336 00:19:01,860 --> 00:19:02,861 (Screams) 337 00:19:02,986 --> 00:19:05,822 We're passing surprisingly close to earth! 338 00:19:05,989 --> 00:19:08,617 When we reach 72nd street, jump! 339 00:19:14,456 --> 00:19:15,999 Ah! (Grunts) 340 00:19:16,083 --> 00:19:17,167 Cushiony. 341 00:19:17,250 --> 00:19:18,710 (Cheering) 342 00:19:18,794 --> 00:19:20,837 We made it. We're back home. 343 00:19:20,921 --> 00:19:22,881 Okay, today is still a workday, so... 344 00:19:22,964 --> 00:19:24,132 Leelai wait! Help! 345 00:19:24,591 --> 00:19:27,260 I'm still on Mars, and I can'tjump! 346 00:19:27,719 --> 00:19:30,138 Hang on, Leela! I'll save you again! 347 00:19:31,014 --> 00:19:32,474 Or somebody else could do it! 348 00:19:32,641 --> 00:19:33,892 (Panting) 349 00:19:38,271 --> 00:19:39,606 Quick, take my hand. 350 00:19:39,856 --> 00:19:43,026 I don't know. Bad things happen when you say that. 351 00:19:49,908 --> 00:19:51,284 L 9°t her! Ow! 352 00:19:51,785 --> 00:19:52,828 Oops! 353 00:19:52,911 --> 00:19:55,622 Try again! We're too far apart. 354 00:19:56,248 --> 00:19:58,959 No, we're not. Grab your severed arm with your other arm. 355 00:19:59,334 --> 00:20:00,502 Ew... 356 00:20:00,585 --> 00:20:01,962 Okay. 357 00:20:02,629 --> 00:20:03,839 Hurray! (Screams) 358 00:20:04,172 --> 00:20:05,590 (Both screaming) 359 00:20:12,431 --> 00:20:14,808 Good thing scruffy rescued Leela. 360 00:20:15,016 --> 00:20:16,977 Don't thank me, thanktheladden 361 00:20:17,310 --> 00:20:20,647 your cloned arms should be fully grown in a month or so. 362 00:20:20,814 --> 00:20:23,233 But for right now, enjoy the sounds 363 00:20:23,316 --> 00:20:25,944 of the world's smallest violin. 364 00:20:28,822 --> 00:20:31,074 I hope you're not too mad at me, Leela, 365 00:20:31,158 --> 00:20:32,784 for tearing your arm off and all. 366 00:20:32,993 --> 00:20:35,996 I can't be mad. I'm on way too many painkillers. 367 00:20:36,455 --> 00:20:40,250 Plus, you were willing to sacrifice yourself so I could live. 368 00:20:40,709 --> 00:20:43,503 I mean, you failed, miserably, 369 00:20:43,920 --> 00:20:46,673 but you're the only person who loves me enough to try. 370 00:20:47,758 --> 00:20:49,843 One last foolish gesture? 371 00:20:50,761 --> 00:20:51,762 Uh...