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Encoded by Hunter
Crazy4TV.com
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As the curtain rises on our
verisimilitudinous tableau,
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you're no doubt curious
as to why I tricked you all
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into hang gliding here.
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Close-up.
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It seems someone in this room
is a murderer.
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(BOTH GASP)
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It's me.
But the real question is,
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which of you is the victim?
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And that secret I
shall take to my grave.
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Calculon, no!
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(GROANING)
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(CALCULON CHOKING)
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Now, that's acting.
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Calculon really Shatnered
the hell out of that scene.
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Hey, anyone want to
go to the aquarium?
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They got a new non-biting otter.
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Sounds great!
Non-biting otter!
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VVow. Aquariums have really
changed since I was a boy
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and no one ever took me to them.
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Where's the glass?
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There isn't any. The water's
held in place by gravity fields
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so there's nothing
for kids to smear yogurt on.
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I like strawberry yogurt.
Can I touch the water?
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I wouldn't, but I'm smart.
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Ahhh!
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Help. Police.
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Neat.
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Welcome to Jurassic Tank.
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Picture time.
Everybody get together.
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(ALL GRUMBLE)
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Hang on, I need a tripod. Let me
just extend the old third leg.
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(WHIRRING)
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Ooh, yeah. That's stable, baby.
Just need to pick a lens.
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Let's see, zoom lens?
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Nope.
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They Live lens?
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Eh... So-so.
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Twilight Zone
one-minute-in-the-future lens?
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Ooh, Calc: ulon's going to be here.
Better get my camera ready.
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Just take the damn picture.
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Let me just adjust the focus,
F-stop, shutter speed.
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Oops! Out of film. Hang on.
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(ALL GRUMBLE)
Seriously.
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Film? Who uses film?
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We've had digital cameras
for a thousand years.
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Digital? (SPITS)
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No digital camera can capture the
warmth and grain of good old film.
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How can you even tell?
Your eyes are digital cameras.
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And where can you possibly get
film developed nowadays?
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Right here.
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You're looking at the last
chemical darkroom in existence.
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Hey, BendeL isn't that Calculon?
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Calculon? No way!
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Oh! Oh! Oh!
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Yo, Calky! I'm a big fan,
and I've got a big camera.
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Can I get a big picture?
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(SIGHS)
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Well, I was just airbrushed
this morning, so all right.
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But make it snappy.
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That looked staged.
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Try one where you're pretending
to swing a tennis racquet.
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Okay, okay, that's enough.
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I'm trying to
enjoy a nice day out
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with the actors who
play my TV family.
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These rare and
fascinating deep-sea fish
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are extremely
sensitive to light.
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Over here, Calculon! Come on, smile.
Quit blinking. Red eye.
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Blurry. Lens cap's still on.
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CALCULON: Oh! We finally eluded
that obnoxious shutterbug.
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At last, we can enjoy our
studio-mandated quality time.
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(GIGGLING)
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Argh! I can't not
work like this.
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I'll be in my day-off trailer.
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(BENDER SCREAMS AND BURBLES)
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And I took this one inside
the ichthyosaur's stomach.
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(LAUGHS) Man, I've never had
anyone try so hard to digest rne.
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Look, we've all been
in a sea monster's stomach.
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But did you get any pictures
of the Calculon?
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Yeah, but a true photo buff wouldn't
even use these for toilet paper.
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Not if curtains were available.
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You're too hard
on yourself, robot.
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These pictures are just as good
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as the ones in my
celebrity tabloid.
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LEELA: Us People Magazine?
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That's total trash.
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Total celebrity trash.
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My inquiring
organ wants to know.
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If you ask me,
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Bender should go to Us
People's office in Hollywood
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and see if they'd like his
Calculon pictures. (SCOFFS)
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I have no time for
such foolishness.
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Well, I changed my mind and
came to Hollywood after all.
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Bender, these shots
of Calculon are great.
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In fact, you might just have
what it takes to be a paparazzo.
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Namely, a camera.
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Shut up. I know it.
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Wait, a what's-a-whatzo?
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A paparazzo. You know, a
celebrity photographer.
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But it's not for everyone.
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You'd have to wallow
in Hollywood filth,
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loiter in dark alleys
behind seedy nightclubs
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and get spat on by
the beautiful people.
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Hmm, I don't know.
How much will it cost me?
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You misunderstand, Bender.
We'll pay you.
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Sir, you just hired yourself
a new what's-a-whatzo.
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(SLURPING)
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Listen up, gang, I'd like
to introduce you to Bender,
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the newest member
of our paparazzo family.
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Nice to meet you. And even
though it's only my first day,
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I want you all to know that
I'm already better than you.
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Stay out of my way!
(SLURPING)
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(INAUDIBLE)
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I'm back, Crab Dip.
What you watching?
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Only a documentary about the
greatest actor in the world.
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Ah, yes, Calculon.
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Ihappenedto
snap a picture of him
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taking some time
with his biggest fan.
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No, not that scene-chewing ham.
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I said the greatest actor, Langdon Cobb.
Let's rewind, shall we?
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NARRATOR: Langdon Cobb, the most
acclaimed actor of his generation.
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Why's he wearing
a bag on his head?
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They're explaining
that right now.
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(SIGHS) Let's rewind again.
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NARRATOR: most acclaimed
actor of his generation.
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He's raked in seven Academy
Awards for best actor
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and two for best actress,
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all without ever removing
his trademark bag.
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Mr. Cobb, you're
an intensely private man.
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Quite right.
Mmm-hmm.
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And though billions of people
have seen your work... Mmm-hmm.
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no one has ever
seen your face.
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So tell us, why the bag?
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Ah, yes, the bag. I've never understood
people's fascination with that.
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The point is, I'm
an actor and nothing more.
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I have no interest
in being admired
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for something as inconsequenflal
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as my appearance
or my personal life.
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All that truly matters
is the process.
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NARRATOR: Whether playing
a beloved historical figure.
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(IN SCOTTISH ACCENT)
For Rigel 7 and all mankind!
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Or a Victorian circus freak...
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I want to see the real you.
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No, Daisy, don't!
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I tried to warn you.
I'm hideous.
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To me, you're beautiful.
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(SMOOCHING)
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NARRATOR: Langdon Cobb's
acting is always in the bag.
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Truly, his is the most
famous face in Hollywood.
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Even if no one's ever
photographed it, nor ever will.
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Once again, television has
given me a reason to live.
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A photo of Langdon Cobb without his bag?
Impossible.
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He's got a 50-foot-high force
field around his house.
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BENDER: One 60-foot
ladder, please.
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(CHUCKUNG)
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(GRUNTING)
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(GROANS)
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(CHUCKUNG)
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(GROWLING)
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Oh!
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What are you, some
kind of afiackfungus?
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Or just a moldy schnauzer?
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(GROWLING)
(YELLING)
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Oh, God, please let this
tacky Hollywood mansion
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have the obligatory... Yes!
Tuscan-inspired pergola!
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(CHUCKLES)
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Peace out, Portobello.
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Thank you, Leroy.
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I'm going to relax by the fire
with my bag off,
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so that will be
all for the night.
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By your command.
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Come to paparazzo.
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(GASPS)
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Gotcha!
No!
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Please, sir, I implore you,
destroy that photo of me.
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It's not just my privacy I've
been protecting all these years.
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If you show anyone that picture,
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there will be
terrible consequences.
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The only thing terrible is
going to be my bank account.
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Wait. Say that again, but say,
"Tremendous consequences."
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If it's money you're after,
I'll pay whatever you ask.
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Just promise rne you'll never
show that photo to anyone.
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I swear on my
honor as a paparazzo.
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Hey, Fry, want to see a picture?
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Sure.
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Hmm... He looked at
the photo and that happened.
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But it could just
be a coincidence.
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Yo, Amy, check it out.
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The evidence is mounting.
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Although two times
hardly establishes a pattern.
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I'd feel more
comfortable raising the alarm
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if I were a little more certain.
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Hey, how'd those two
get deflated?
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They looked at this.
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(GASPS)
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That proves it.
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Looking at this
photo of Langdon Cobb
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has a horrific effect
on living creatures.
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Hey, Zoidberg, look at this
photo of Langdon Cobb.
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What, a picture of Langdon Cobb?
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Now, this I want to see
as clearly as possible.
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Zoidberg, no!
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(MUTTERING ANGRILY)
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Oh, thank God, Professor.
You got here just in time.
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FARNSWORTH:
I've seen this before.
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Langdon Cobb must
be from Bryoria Six,
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home of the quantum
lichen people.
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Well, that explains that.
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They're attention parasites. They
feed on the admiration of their prey.
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Just like the noble buffalo.
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Nothing like a buffalo.
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Anyone who pays attention to the
liohen is unknowingly feeding it.
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But gaze upon its face,
even in a photograph,
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and your very life force will be sucked
out, leaving you a flaccid husk.
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So the picture robbed
them of their souls?
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Souls? Don't be ridiculous. It's their
life forces that have been stolen.
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It's scientific.
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That's why the robot's immune.
He has no soul.
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Life force!
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So, how do we get
their life forces back?
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If we poke a hole in Cobb's bag,
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will they spew out like a volcano
built on an Indian graveyard?
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Alas, it's not that simple.
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You see, just as
the Earth lichen
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is composed of
an algae and a fungus,
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the quantum variety is also
composed of two separate parts.
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An attractive algae-based id and
a ravenous fungus-based ego
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that stores the stolen souls.
I mean, life forces.
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Now, here's the weird part.
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The ego and the id are connected
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not physically, like decent,
God-fearing Earth lichens,
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but by quantum entanglement.
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So the id is Langdon Cobb, but
this fungus ego could be...
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Anywhere!
We'll never find it.
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Let's just give up and
go to the aquarium again.
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Now, hold on. I feel like I was
chased by a mushroom reoently.
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Of course! The guard
dog at Cobb's estate.
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That's the ego.
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All right, let's go.
Hfllbejusthke stomping a puppy.
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No, no, no. Subduing an actor's
ego is no easy task.
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We'll have to weaken it first.
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Look, I own words
that are helpful.
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It says the World Acting Championship
is tonight in Hollywood.
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Quiet, Zoidberg.
God, I wish you were a husk.
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No, it's Langdon Cobb
versus Calculon.
246
00:12:32,992 --> 00:12:36,578
If we help Calculon win, it
will weaken Cobb's ego, maybe?
247
00:12:36,662 --> 00:12:38,664
Yes, yes, fine.
248
00:12:38,914 --> 00:12:41,542
(WHINING) We never go
where I want to go.
249
00:12:41,917 --> 00:12:46,547
So, the most galling of the
paparazzi needs my help.
250
00:12:46,630 --> 00:12:49,049
Lo, the worm has turned.
251
00:12:49,133 --> 00:12:51,719
Say cheese,
Calculon without makeup.
252
00:12:51,802 --> 00:12:56,307
(SIGHS) As much as I hate you,
I hate Langdon Cobb more.
253
00:12:56,473 --> 00:12:58,475
He beats me out for every award,
254
00:12:58,600 --> 00:13:00,602
every role,
every paternity suit.
255
00:13:00,811 --> 00:13:05,065
Besting him at acting means
more to me than life itself.
256
00:13:05,190 --> 00:13:06,275
And we want to help you.
257
00:13:06,358 --> 00:13:08,777
Now, your only chance
is a classic death scene.
258
00:13:08,861 --> 00:13:11,071
One with a lot of
"thy's" and "thou's."
259
00:13:11,155 --> 00:13:14,658
Voila'. The tragic end of
Rome O. and Julie T.
260
00:13:14,742 --> 00:13:18,579
That's Romeo and Juliet, dummy,
by Will.i.am Shakespeare.
261
00:13:18,662 --> 00:13:21,707
Now, here's the poison that
Romeo uses to kill himself.
262
00:13:21,790 --> 00:13:24,001
Don't worry, it's just water
and food coloring.
263
00:13:24,084 --> 00:13:25,085
Food coloring?
264
00:13:25,169 --> 00:13:28,255
The most poisonous substance
known to robots?
265
00:13:28,380 --> 00:13:31,383
Oops! Sorry. I'll swap it out
for harmless battery acid.
266
00:13:31,467 --> 00:13:33,093
No. Wait.
267
00:13:33,427 --> 00:13:36,013
There's only one
way to ensure victory.
268
00:13:36,096 --> 00:13:39,433
I must perform
the ultimate death scene.
269
00:13:39,683 --> 00:13:44,605
I shall drink the actual
poison and actually die.
270
00:13:45,439 --> 00:13:47,900
But, Calculon,
you can't kill yourself.
271
00:13:48,108 --> 00:13:50,611
I'm a celebrity.
I can kill anyone I want.
272
00:13:58,535 --> 00:13:59,870
(AUDIENCE APPLAUDING)
273
00:14:00,120 --> 00:14:01,246
Call it in the air.
274
00:14:01,455 --> 00:14:02,664
Comedy.
275
00:14:03,248 --> 00:14:06,794
It's tragedy. Langdon Cobb will
be first to take the stage.
276
00:14:07,461 --> 00:14:09,338
Bossy to Stinky.
Come in, Stinky.
277
00:14:09,421 --> 00:14:10,901
DR. ZOWJBERG:
I always come in stinky.
278
00:14:11,131 --> 00:14:13,342
LEELA: Stand by. The
competition's about to begin.
279
00:14:13,425 --> 00:14:14,426
Oh!
280
00:14:14,593 --> 00:14:17,805
Hold your fire until Calculon's
performance weakens the ego.
281
00:14:17,971 --> 00:14:19,556
Roger. Stinky over.
282
00:14:19,640 --> 00:14:21,809
Whoof! I beg to differ.
283
00:14:23,268 --> 00:14:24,996
(IN BOSTON ACCENT)
I wish it had been me, Sully.
284
00:14:25,020 --> 00:14:26,897
I wish it had been me
off-duty in the Garden
285
00:14:26,980 --> 00:14:29,817
when those drug lords
blew up the Celtics.
286
00:14:29,942 --> 00:14:32,653
But I was drunk, wicked drunk.
287
00:14:32,736 --> 00:14:35,864
Uh-oh. Cobb's doing a scene
from Beantown Buddies.
288
00:14:35,948 --> 00:14:39,034
The audience is eating it up.
Professor, what's your status?
289
00:14:39,118 --> 00:14:40,202
Not good.
290
00:14:40,869 --> 00:14:43,956
The attention Cobb's receiving
is inflating his ego.
291
00:14:44,123 --> 00:14:47,584
It's going totally Kanye.
292
00:14:47,668 --> 00:14:48,669
Wow!
293
00:14:48,752 --> 00:14:50,963
There's a humungous
fungus among us.
294
00:14:51,922 --> 00:14:55,676
Oh, Sully, you were the
best partner leverhad,
295
00:14:55,759 --> 00:14:57,261
both on the beat
296
00:14:57,344 --> 00:14:59,179
and in the sack.
297
00:14:59,263 --> 00:15:01,932
(SOBBING)
That's right, I said it.
298
00:15:02,683 --> 00:15:03,851
I said it.
299
00:15:04,518 --> 00:15:06,145
(WAILING)
300
00:15:10,274 --> 00:15:11,525
(AUDIENCE APPLAUDING)
301
00:15:17,948 --> 00:15:19,741
A tough act to follow.
302
00:15:19,825 --> 00:15:22,119
And now, to follow that act,
303
00:15:22,202 --> 00:15:25,414
performing the death scene
from Romeo and Juliet,
304
00:15:25,497 --> 00:15:29,835
seven-time Oscar runner-up,
Calculon!
305
00:15:30,127 --> 00:15:31,753
(AUDIENCE APPLAUDS)
306
00:15:33,338 --> 00:15:36,049
(CLAPPING SLOWLY)
307
00:15:40,387 --> 00:15:42,431
Ah, dear Juliet,
308
00:15:42,764 --> 00:15:45,225
why art thou yet so fair?
309
00:15:45,392 --> 00:15:47,227
I will stay with thee
310
00:15:47,311 --> 00:15:51,690
and never from this palace
of dim night depart again.
311
00:15:51,982 --> 00:15:55,819
Oh, here will I set
up my everlasting rest
312
00:15:55,903 --> 00:16:01,700
and shake the yoke of inauspicious
stars from this world-wearied flesh.
313
00:16:02,451 --> 00:16:05,287
Eyes, look your last.
314
00:16:05,370 --> 00:16:08,790
Arms, take your last embrace.
315
00:16:08,874 --> 00:16:15,797
And lips, oh, you, the doors of
breath, seal with a righteous kiss.
316
00:16:18,509 --> 00:16:19,510
(WHISPERING)
317
00:16:19,760 --> 00:16:21,345
Here's to my love.
318
00:16:24,932 --> 00:16:26,558
(GROANING)
319
00:16:28,769 --> 00:16:30,229
(CHOKING)
320
00:16:34,107 --> 00:16:36,026
I can't believe
he really did it.
321
00:16:36,109 --> 00:16:39,571
(SNIFFLES) At least he died
knowing I was great.
322
00:16:40,864 --> 00:16:41,865
(CHOKES)
323
00:16:41,949 --> 00:16:42,950
(GROANS)
324
00:16:44,743 --> 00:16:46,787
(AUDIENCE CHEERING)
325
00:16:49,039 --> 00:16:50,040
Uh-oh.
326
00:16:50,123 --> 00:16:52,376
That death scene
was almost half believable.
327
00:16:52,668 --> 00:16:55,212
Cobblooks jealous and insecure.
How's his ego doing?
328
00:16:55,546 --> 00:16:58,382
It's shrinking. Faster,
Professor, kill, kill.
329
00:16:58,549 --> 00:17:01,218
Activating anti-fungal ray.
330
00:17:01,301 --> 00:17:02,511
(HUMMING)
331
00:17:03,053 --> 00:17:06,139
It just has to warm up
for about 15 minutes.
332
00:17:06,306 --> 00:17:07,933
(GROWLS)
(BOTH GASP)
333
00:17:08,642 --> 00:17:11,979
Ladies and
gentlemen and smizmars,
334
00:17:12,187 --> 00:17:14,523
we have a unanimous decision.
335
00:17:14,606 --> 00:17:18,527
The winner and Heavyweight
Acting Champion of the world,
336
00:17:18,610 --> 00:17:21,613
Langdon Cobb!
337
00:17:21,697 --> 00:17:23,448
(AUDIENCE CHEERING)
338
00:17:28,495 --> 00:17:29,496
Huh.
339
00:17:29,830 --> 00:17:32,708
Thank you. Thank you. Thanks.
340
00:17:32,791 --> 00:17:35,294
Oh, God, he's basking
in their admiration.
341
00:17:35,377 --> 00:17:38,297
That ego must be at
least four feet tall by now.
342
00:17:38,839 --> 00:17:41,341
(GROWLING)
(AUDIENCE SCREAMING)
343
00:17:50,976 --> 00:17:52,686
Aw! Did you miss me, pookie?
344
00:17:53,103 --> 00:17:54,646
0w!
Oh!
345
00:17:54,730 --> 00:17:57,316
I can't watch.
I better take some pictures.
346
00:17:57,691 --> 00:17:58,692
Wait a minute.
347
00:17:58,775 --> 00:18:00,736
When living creatures
look at Cobb's photo,
348
00:18:00,861 --> 00:18:02,821
their life force
gets sucked out.
349
00:18:02,904 --> 00:18:04,615
And Cobb's a living creature.
350
00:18:04,698 --> 00:18:06,908
I just need to show him
a picture of himself.
351
00:18:07,075 --> 00:18:09,494
But I tore up
the only picture of Cobb.
352
00:18:09,578 --> 00:18:10,621
And everybody knows,
353
00:18:10,704 --> 00:18:13,290
once you delete a photo,
it's gone forever.
354
00:18:13,498 --> 00:18:15,042
Maybe a digital photo,
355
00:18:15,125 --> 00:18:17,628
but with film,
I still have the negative.
356
00:18:17,711 --> 00:18:19,212
Hurry, make a new print.
357
00:18:19,296 --> 00:18:21,465
I don't know how long I
can distract Cobb's ego.
358
00:18:21,548 --> 00:18:23,300
Okay. I'll be in the darkroom.
359
00:18:26,678 --> 00:18:28,388
(YELLING)
360
00:18:31,808 --> 00:18:34,478
Eh... Contrast is
a little off on this one.
361
00:18:36,396 --> 00:18:37,564
(GRUNTING)
362
00:18:38,732 --> 00:18:39,983
Oh!
363
00:18:40,067 --> 00:18:41,401
Bender, hurry up!
364
00:18:42,694 --> 00:18:44,321
This one is really good.
365
00:18:44,404 --> 00:18:46,406
But I can still do better.
366
00:18:48,116 --> 00:18:50,577
Who are you people?
Why are you attacking my ego?
367
00:18:50,661 --> 00:18:52,704
You stole our
friends' life forces.
368
00:18:52,913 --> 00:18:56,667
Ah, yes. I warned the robot,
but he wouldn't listen.
369
00:18:56,750 --> 00:18:59,920
You see, I was once like
the rest of my species,
370
00:19:00,003 --> 00:19:03,757
showing my face to one planet,
draining its life force and moving on.
371
00:19:04,383 --> 00:19:07,928
But when I got to Earth, I found
a different kind of prey.
372
00:19:08,095 --> 00:19:09,846
Explain. Oh!
373
00:19:09,930 --> 00:19:12,349
You Earthlings worship
celebrity with such fervor
374
00:19:12,432 --> 00:19:15,811
that I can survive simply
by milking your admiration.
375
00:19:15,936 --> 00:19:20,607
Milking and milking it through
what we actors call "the process."
376
00:19:20,691 --> 00:19:23,110
Oh, God, just kill us already.
377
00:19:23,276 --> 00:19:27,447
But you all discovered my secret.
And for that, you will pay.
378
00:19:27,739 --> 00:19:29,157
Look at me!
If we do,
379
00:19:29,241 --> 00:19:31,618
will you stop
talking about the process?
380
00:19:31,785 --> 00:19:33,620
Never. Behold!
381
00:19:40,502 --> 00:19:42,379
(COBB LAUGHING MANIACALLY)
382
00:19:43,338 --> 00:19:46,258
I'll save you,
Leela, Professor and Zoidberg.
383
00:19:47,801 --> 00:19:48,802
Oops!
384
00:19:49,052 --> 00:19:51,221
Nonetheless,
I finally nailed it.
385
00:19:51,304 --> 00:19:53,432
Gaze upon this photo of yourself
386
00:19:53,557 --> 00:19:55,684
and start squirting
out some soul-arrhea.
387
00:19:55,976 --> 00:19:58,437
It doesn't work
that way, you imbecile.
388
00:19:58,520 --> 00:20:01,314
Although it's really
quite a nice portrait.
389
00:20:01,648 --> 00:20:03,608
The contrast is exquisite.
390
00:20:03,692 --> 00:20:07,028
And the composition sublime.
391
00:20:07,320 --> 00:20:09,906
I look spectacular.
392
00:20:09,990 --> 00:20:13,994
Aw, man. My great photo
only made his ego bigger.
393
00:20:24,337 --> 00:20:26,506
No. No!
394
00:20:26,590 --> 00:20:27,591
Oh!
395
00:20:29,301 --> 00:20:32,179
(ALL EXCLAIMING IN SURPRISE)
396
00:20:33,180 --> 00:20:35,015
Hey, Calculon's dead.
397
00:20:35,182 --> 00:20:37,434
What happened?
Did you save us, Leela?
398
00:20:37,517 --> 00:20:40,020
Actually, no.
For once, it was Bender.
399
00:20:40,103 --> 00:20:43,273
Really? Well, thanks
for whatever you did, Bender.
400
00:20:43,440 --> 00:20:45,650
It was a lot, and you'll never
be able to pay me back.
401
00:20:45,817 --> 00:20:47,152
Now, gather round, friends,
402
00:20:47,235 --> 00:20:49,821
so we can commemorate this
moment in a photo.
403
00:20:49,905 --> 00:20:51,656
(ALL CHEERING)
404
00:20:51,740 --> 00:20:52,908
I got to admit,
405
00:20:52,991 --> 00:20:56,077
this time, it'll be a pleasure
to be in your picture.
406
00:20:56,369 --> 00:20:57,829
Say, "Bender is great."
407
00:20:57,913 --> 00:20:59,498
ALL: Bender is great!
408
00:21:00,874 --> 00:21:01,917
BENDER'. Neat.