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Well, what'll it be, folks?
Tap water or bottled?
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Whatever. Kif, you pick.
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Oh, oh, it's always
so hard to decide.
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Tap. I mean bottled.
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Barn!
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Ooh, I love your boots, Leela.
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Nobody would ever guess
they're knockoffs.
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How could you tell?
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Iguessed.
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(YOWLS) They're at it again.
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Please, Fry.
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Girlfriends always
talk trash to each other.
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Like how I might
say I like Amy's dress
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'cause it covers
all her tramp stamps.
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(YOWLS)
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Knock it off, Fry.
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It's when women are
polite to each other
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that you know there's a problem.
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Exactly.
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Now, enough about who is
and who isn't a Chinese skank.
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We're just two happy couples
on a double date.
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(YOWLS)
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(GRUNTING)
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(GRUNTING)
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Let's go! Let's go!
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We've got to get these moon
rocks to the moon by moondown.
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Why are we bringing moon rocks
to the moon? (GRUNTING)
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Oh, those lunar crybabies
claim the rocks
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were stolen by
the Apollo astronauts.
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They consider them part
of their cultural heritage.
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(GRUNTING)
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Nice work, Leela. You're
really pulling your weight.
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Which is saying something.
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(YOWLS)
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Ow!
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LEELA: You're using
the rocks to build a wall?
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What about your
cultural heritage?
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You bought that
cultural heritage hoo-ha?
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(SCOFFS) What a bunch of
big-city dummies.
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At least
the rocks are light here.
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I don't even need my
over-the-shoulder boulder holder.
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With one-sixth gravity, you can
work and be lazy at the same time.
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It's like being a voice actor.
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Say, you nose-breathers want to
come see some real moon culture,
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come on down to
the Butterfly Derby tonight.
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Wait, the Butterfly
Derby is when?
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And what?
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The low gravity lets them nice
ladies flap every which way,
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so long as they only wear
light, skimpy outfits.
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It's a necessity
of the sport, it is.
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This is actually quite elegant.
It's not what I was expecting.
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ANNOUNCER: Ladies and gentlemen,
please welcome the meanest things
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on gossamer wings...
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The Murderflies!
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This is what I was expecting.
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So, uh, what are
the rules of this sport?
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You see that there?
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That's called a floor.
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Once a butterfly
hits that, she's out.
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Last team flying wins.
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ANNOUNCER: Super swatter!
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(GRUNTING)
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Yeah! Yeah!
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Aah!
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Keep your eye on the ground.
That's where she's going to land.
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(THUD)
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Yep, called it.
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(CROWD CHEERING)
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And now, for our weekly
amateur flapdown.
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Do we have two volunteers to go
wing-to-wing with the Murderflies?
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Winners get 50 bucks
and the accolades
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of dozens of
hooting hillbillies.
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(ALL HOOTING)
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What do you think, Leela?
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Judging from your tank top, you love
getting hooted at by hillbillies.
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And you could use the $50 for another
gallon of Hello Kitty perfume.
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The bicker sisters teaming up?
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Talk about cat
women on the moon.
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(BOTH YOWL)
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Okay, enough of that already.
We're not really fighting.
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Then prove it.
By fighting.
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All right, we will.
Come on, Amy.
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Why don't you and I
ever do things together?
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This is hard.
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Now I know why butterflies
are always so grouchy.
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ANNOUNCER: Please welcome
tonight's volunteer victims,
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Turanga Leela and Amy Wong!
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Hang on.
We're not quite ready to...
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(SCREAMING)
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You girls have moxie.
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We're going to
beat it out of you.
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Amy, remember when we tried
out for the Rockettes?
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And we failed
because we accidentally
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kicked those two
Rockettes to death?
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Yeah.
Why do you bring that up?
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(GASPING) om
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(CROWD EXCLAIMS IN SURPRISE)
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We'll teach you not
to lose immediately.
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ANNOUNCER: Super shocker!
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(CROWD CHEERING)
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(BUZZING)
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(YELLING)
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(GASPS)
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(CROWD GASPS)
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(BOTH GROANING)
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(CROWD CHEERING)
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Yay. They can
move their arms.
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Congratulations to our gutsy,
non-paralyzed challengers.
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(CHUCKLES) Ladies, that is the kind of
can-do performance I like to see...
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From my new
Butterfly Derby team.
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Which is what I am
offering you to be.
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Because I'm the commissioner
of the Butterfly Derby.
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I'm Abner Doubledeal. Hello.
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But we lost.
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Why would you want us
to join your league?
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We're always looking for fresh
blood, and you girls are full of it.
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You two could be
the next big thing.
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What happened to
the last big thing?
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Nothing that doesn't happen
to everyone eventually.
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What is this, an inquisition?
You in or not?
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Yes.
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You spletcha.
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BENDER: And so began the fight
career of two skimpy outfits
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and the feisty
women who filled them.
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ANNOUNCER: Ladies and
gentlemen, the WingNuts!
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BENDER: And although
sometimes they got beaten,
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other times,
they got beaten badly.
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But just when it looked
like they'd never win...
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They didn't.
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Well, we lost to
all our opponents.
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Even that team that turned
out to be us in the mirror.
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It's time we gave up.
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Yeah. I don't know what else
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we could have done
to enhance our performance.
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Hey, great job tonight, you two.
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Here, got you some fresh Nectar.
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Whoa, that puts the lead in my pencil.
Thanks, trainer.
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Excuse rne. What's that
nectar you're handing out?
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It's a plant-based supplement that
bulks up your flapping muscles.
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Want to try it?
You know you want to.
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A chemical that can help us win?
That sounds great.
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I'm not sure.
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Look, here's my disposable
cell phone number.
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Think it over.
Give me a call when you're...
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Hang on.
I got to take this. Hello?
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We're ready.
Great.
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You are not
going to regret this.
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It's a nice, clean way
to improve your performance.
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And we just drink it?
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Or...
Inject it between your toes.
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Either way works, right?
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Well... Down the hatch.
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(BOTH SIGH IN SATISFACTION)
(GLASS SHATTERS)
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Mmm! A guy could
get used to this.
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Once again,
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Eternulax The Immortal,
dead at the age of 26.
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(LAUGHING)
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Now here's
Sportsbot 5000 to tell us
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about two local gals,
Amy Wong and Turanga Leela,
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who have won 15 Butterfly
Derby bouts in a row,
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even as rumors swirl
that they're juicing up
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with the controversial
nutritional supplement
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known as Nectar.
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Sportsbot?
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That's pretty much it.
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LINDA: Riveting stuff,
Sportsbot.
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YO, yo:
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What's up, ladies?
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Uh-oh. The bullies are back.
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Leela, Amy, I like a
stalwart, feminine physique
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as much as the next fellow,
but this Nectar worries me.
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You should be
worried about this!
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Boo-ya!
(WHIMPERS)
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Easy, Amy, easy.
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Professor, there's nothing
wrong with Nectar.
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It's all-natural.
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So are carrots,
but you don't see me
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injecting them between my toes.
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(BOTH GRUNTING)
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(CLEARING THROAT) Leela?
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I was wondering if you'd like
to go out with me again.
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Maybe play some miniature golf
or colossal tennis?
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Sorry, Fry.
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I already got a double
date with arm and hammer.
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Bender, you want to go
out and do something?
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Oh, so now I'm your
last-resort booty call, huh?
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Okay, let's go.
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That's my little sugar doodle.
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Cork your face bladder.
I'm working!
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Sorry. I had that coming.
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It's not easy
being a derby wife.
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The WingNuts,
ladies and gentlemen.
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And that bloodbath takes them
to next week's finals
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against our reigning
champions, the Murderflies.
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Now, listen up.
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I got a little boy at home,
and he's dying.
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Dying to see me kill these two.
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(ALL HOOTING)
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Oh, your son's going
to die, all right...
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But from neglect. 'Cause
you're going home in an urn.
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A funerary urn.
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(CHEERING)
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Hey, trainer, we got a big bout next week.
Juice us up.
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Sorry, gals. I'm all out.
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These two just
bought my entire supply.
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(LAUGHING)
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You're going...
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(IN DEEP VOICE) Down.
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And she doesn't even
want to cuddle anymore.
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She just wants to hit me
with various chairs.
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You're lucky.
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I can't even get Leela
to verbally abuse me.
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All right, listen up.
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We're out of Nectar,
and we need a new source.
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Dearest, perhaps this would be a good
time to consider possibly drinking
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just a little less...
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Say, why don't you just
have Kif get you some Nectar?
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It comes from
a flower on his home planet.
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You mean it's ocephalus nectar?
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Oh, my. Oh, dear.
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It's found in
a rather remote region...
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Just play along. This could
be our chance for romance.
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Come on, ladies. Let's take a
little trip to Kif's planet.
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We'll gather some nectar and
have a nice, romantic weekend.
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Just the four of us.
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Let's go already!
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Wow! It's the second most
beautiful thing I've ever seen.
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Hey Leela, want to know what
the most beautiful thing is?
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No. Let's get hopped up.
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Greetings, eco-tourists!
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I am the grand butterfly curator...
This week.
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Yeah, yeah, you can teach us
to respect nature later.
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Right now, we've got
some flowers to suck dry.
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Suck them, burn them... As long
as they're not butterflies,
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I don't give a grand crap.
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But take heed!
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For you see,
it is mating season.
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Whatever you do, you must not
disturb the aggressive male.
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He can be identified
by his orange coloration
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and enormous butterjunk.
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What's he gonna do,
migrate at us? (LAUGHING)
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SHence!
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I can't be
specific about the danger,
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since if something
different happens,
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I might be liable for damages.
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But believe me,
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you'll rue the day you came
to the Butterfly Preserve.
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Well, enjoy the
Butterfly Preserve.
250
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Okay, bye.
251
00:12:36,785 --> 00:12:37,953
Come on, come on.
252
00:12:38,037 --> 00:12:40,664
Let's find those flowers.
We'll split into teams.
253
00:12:40,748 --> 00:12:42,249
You mean couples?
254
00:12:42,541 --> 00:12:43,542
Eh? Eh?
255
00:12:45,002 --> 00:12:46,587
Nice job smacking Kif.
256
00:12:46,670 --> 00:12:48,297
Dude had it coming. Wait.
257
00:12:48,380 --> 00:12:50,424
(SNIFFS)
I think I smell Nectar.
258
00:12:50,507 --> 00:12:52,426
Way ahead of you!
259
00:12:53,260 --> 00:12:54,261
(GULPING)
260
00:12:56,096 --> 00:12:58,223
I don't even know
why we're helping find
261
00:12:58,307 --> 00:13:00,893
an addictive drug for
our mean girlfriends.
262
00:13:00,976 --> 00:13:02,728
Quiet, they'll hear you.
263
00:13:04,104 --> 00:13:05,104
(HISSING)
264
00:13:05,147 --> 00:13:06,190
(CRYING OUT IN FEAR)
265
00:13:06,273 --> 00:13:08,567
The male butterfly.
It's gorgeous!
266
00:13:08,650 --> 00:13:10,277
Let me get my butterfly hammer.
267
00:13:10,361 --> 00:13:11,487
Bender, no.
268
00:13:11,570 --> 00:13:14,698
That park ranger explicitly
gave us a vague warning.
269
00:13:14,782 --> 00:13:17,368
Look, the hammer's already
out, I got to smash something.
270
00:13:17,451 --> 00:13:18,786
(GROWLING)
271
00:13:26,085 --> 00:13:27,086
(SCREAMING)
272
00:13:28,796 --> 00:13:30,297
(SPLUTTERING)
273
00:13:35,469 --> 00:13:36,512
(GROANS IN DISGUST)
274
00:13:36,595 --> 00:13:40,307
It smells like a skunk
stuffed with feta cheese.
275
00:13:40,974 --> 00:13:42,184
(MOANING)
P.U.!
276
00:13:42,267 --> 00:13:44,103
Thank God I don't have a nose.
277
00:13:48,315 --> 00:13:50,401
We can sleep at
my parents' house.
278
00:13:50,484 --> 00:13:52,653
I'll just buzz and let
them know we're here.
279
00:13:53,487 --> 00:13:55,197
(BUZZING)
280
00:13:56,073 --> 00:13:58,534
Mom, Dad, I'm sure you remember
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Fry, Leela, Bender, and of
course my Fonfon Ru, Amy.
282
00:14:03,288 --> 00:14:05,374
KIF'S MOTHER:
Welcome to our home.
283
00:14:05,457 --> 00:14:07,042
KIF'S FATHER:
One of you stinks.
284
00:14:07,126 --> 00:14:08,126
That'd be me.
285
00:14:08,168 --> 00:14:10,963
Wait, you're flies.
Don't you eat excrement?
286
00:14:11,130 --> 00:14:13,757
KIF'S FATHER: That's a day at
the beach compared to this.
287
00:14:13,841 --> 00:14:17,052
Listen, I'm just gonna shower
this stuff off and go to bed.
288
00:14:17,136 --> 00:14:19,346
Wait.
Don't take a shower, Fry.
289
00:14:19,513 --> 00:14:21,181
You smell kind of nice.
290
00:14:21,265 --> 00:14:22,266
(INHALES DEEPLY)
291
00:14:22,349 --> 00:14:24,435
Smell... Yeah. Huh?
292
00:14:24,518 --> 00:14:26,186
KIF'S FATHER: No hanky-panky.
293
00:14:26,270 --> 00:14:29,022
Everyone sleep
in separate rooms.
294
00:14:29,189 --> 00:14:30,732
Good night, Kif.
295
00:14:30,858 --> 00:14:32,526
Night, Fry.
Huh?
296
00:14:36,280 --> 00:14:37,865
Keep your door unlocked tonight.
297
00:14:37,948 --> 00:14:41,660
But McGruff the Crime Dog
says... Oh!
298
00:14:48,709 --> 00:14:50,711
(BOTH SNORING)
299
00:14:54,465 --> 00:14:55,632
(KNOCKING ON DOOR)
300
00:14:55,716 --> 00:14:57,676
Come in.
301
00:15:03,348 --> 00:15:04,349
(KISSING SOUNDS)
302
00:15:04,475 --> 00:15:05,476
(FRY GIGGLING)
303
00:15:07,728 --> 00:15:09,271
Hey, smelly-pants.
304
00:15:09,354 --> 00:15:10,522
Leela!
305
00:15:10,606 --> 00:15:11,648
Leela?
306
00:15:11,732 --> 00:15:13,150
Amy?
Amy!
307
00:15:13,233 --> 00:15:16,570
I'm done polishing my ass, Fry.
Here's your toothbrush back.
308
00:15:16,695 --> 00:15:17,696
(GASPING)
309
00:15:19,531 --> 00:15:20,532
(SCREAMING)
310
00:15:27,164 --> 00:15:29,666
You just hop into
bed with my boyfriend?
311
00:15:29,750 --> 00:15:30,751
And you!
312
00:15:30,834 --> 00:15:33,754
As God is my witness, lWlnever
forgive you for this!
313
00:15:36,256 --> 00:15:38,133
Hey, just 'cause
he's your boyfriend
314
00:15:38,217 --> 00:15:40,052
doesn't mean you get
him all to yourself.
315
00:15:41,595 --> 00:15:44,264
He's mine! There's nothing
more to talk about.
316
00:15:44,765 --> 00:15:46,183
No, no, keep talking.
317
00:15:46,266 --> 00:15:48,644
Amy, I hope I'm not
out of line, but...
318
00:15:48,727 --> 00:15:49,770
Shut up, KW.
319
00:15:49,895 --> 00:15:52,356
How dare you talk
that way to my Kif?
320
00:15:55,025 --> 00:15:57,027
This planet's got it going on.
321
00:16:00,030 --> 00:16:03,367
Sweet orgy of Georgia!
Have you girls gone wild?
322
00:16:03,450 --> 00:16:05,118
That's Fry you're macking on.
323
00:16:05,452 --> 00:16:06,828
(SNIFFING)
324
00:16:07,955 --> 00:16:11,583
Hmm. It seems Fry's
inexplicable sex appeal
325
00:16:11,667 --> 00:16:15,003
is due to the butterfly
pheromone he was sprayed with.
326
00:16:15,170 --> 00:16:18,423
But Amy and Leela aren't butterflies.
Right?
327
00:16:18,507 --> 00:16:21,552
No, but thanks to
the damned butterfly nectar
328
00:16:21,635 --> 00:16:24,179
they've been swilling,
they might as well be.
329
00:16:24,763 --> 00:16:25,764
(BURPING)
330
00:16:25,847 --> 00:16:30,102
The nectar causes their bodies to
produce female butterfly hormones,
331
00:16:30,185 --> 00:16:32,187
building up their
flapping muscles,
332
00:16:32,271 --> 00:16:35,482
but also making them
irresistibly attracted to Fry.
333
00:16:35,566 --> 00:16:36,567
(EXASPERATED SIGH)
334
00:16:36,650 --> 00:16:38,860
The only way to end this madness
335
00:16:38,986 --> 00:16:41,238
is for the ladies
to quit, cold turkey.
336
00:16:41,905 --> 00:16:44,283
Whoa, whoa. Let's not
shock their system.
337
00:16:44,366 --> 00:16:46,535
Maybe they could
just go warm turkey?
338
00:16:46,660 --> 00:16:48,453
No, the Professor's right.
339
00:16:48,537 --> 00:16:49,830
We have to quit the Nectar.
340
00:16:49,955 --> 00:16:52,624
I agree.
This has to stop.
341
00:16:55,919 --> 00:16:56,920
Oh...
342
00:16:57,713 --> 00:16:59,590
My guts feel kind of weird.
343
00:16:59,673 --> 00:17:00,882
I'm not surprised.
344
00:17:01,008 --> 00:17:03,635
Those pheromones were
highly concentrated.
345
00:17:03,719 --> 00:17:07,764
Oh, I think I'm
getting a little caterpilly.
346
00:17:17,899 --> 00:17:20,611
All right,
let's get this party ended.
347
00:17:24,656 --> 00:17:25,657
(BOTH MOANING)
348
00:17:36,209 --> 00:17:38,545
We did it!
We kicked Nectar's butt!
349
00:17:38,712 --> 00:17:39,713
(ALL CHEER)
350
00:17:39,796 --> 00:17:40,881
I don't give a crap!
351
00:17:41,048 --> 00:17:45,469
Kif, I'm sorry for making out
with Fry so loud and often.
352
00:17:45,552 --> 00:17:49,222
It's all right, dearest. I know
it was just the Nectar talking.
353
00:17:49,306 --> 00:17:50,599
And groping-
354
00:17:51,141 --> 00:17:54,227
Well, looks like Fry's three-way
is down to a one-way.
355
00:17:54,311 --> 00:17:55,395
If he's lucky.
356
00:17:55,562 --> 00:17:57,564
Hey, where is Fry?
357
00:18:05,030 --> 00:18:07,282
Amy, Leela! What are you doing
at your place of work?
358
00:18:07,407 --> 00:18:09,409
Your match with the Murderflies
is about to start.
359
00:18:09,534 --> 00:18:10,535
(GASPING)
360
00:18:15,666 --> 00:18:19,419
ANNOUNCER: Moon-ladies and moon-men,
presenting the defending champions,
361
00:18:19,503 --> 00:18:22,255
the queens of hostility
from the Sea of Tranquility,
362
00:18:22,381 --> 00:18:24,758
the Murderflies!
363
00:18:28,637 --> 00:18:31,765
And now their opponents,
the vixens most horrible
364
00:18:31,932 --> 00:18:34,851
from the big blue marble,
the WingNuts.
365
00:18:36,311 --> 00:18:38,563
Everybody kill everybody!
366
00:18:38,939 --> 00:18:40,857
Well, we're not on
the juice anymore,
367
00:18:40,941 --> 00:18:42,693
but what's
the worst that can happen?
368
00:18:42,859 --> 00:18:47,280
Since this is a championship match,
we are gonna need some lava!
369
00:18:48,699 --> 00:18:51,159
Wait. Hot lava?
370
00:18:53,870 --> 00:18:56,039
Amy, if we get killed,
I just want to say
371
00:18:56,123 --> 00:18:58,417
it's been an honor riding the
roller coaster of addiction
372
00:18:58,500 --> 00:19:01,128
and recovery
with you, as a team.
373
00:19:01,670 --> 00:19:02,671
Ah!
374
00:19:03,296 --> 00:19:04,297
(BOTH YELLING)
375
00:19:13,640 --> 00:19:15,392
How could this
not be hurting you?
376
00:19:15,475 --> 00:19:17,728
I once killed a sea
turtle with these boots.
377
00:19:20,564 --> 00:19:21,815
Hold me.
378
00:19:25,861 --> 00:19:26,862
(SCREAMING)
379
00:19:29,656 --> 00:19:30,657
(SCREAMING)
380
00:19:31,658 --> 00:19:33,326
(ALL GASPING)
381
00:19:46,757 --> 00:19:48,633
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
382
00:19:48,759 --> 00:19:50,218
Make a wish.
383
00:19:58,518 --> 00:19:59,519
(CROWD GASPING)
384
00:19:59,686 --> 00:20:01,021
My God!
385
00:20:01,146 --> 00:20:04,524
Fry has metamorphosed
into a gigantic butterfly!
386
00:20:04,649 --> 00:20:07,486
He's even more
beautiful than before!
387
00:20:07,652 --> 00:20:09,029
(WHIMPERING)
388
00:20:10,405 --> 00:20:12,157
(SNIFFING) Ah!
389
00:20:12,407 --> 00:20:14,868
What is that sexy stink?
390
00:20:17,621 --> 00:20:20,290
FARNSWORTH: Oh, cripes!
They're mating!
391
00:20:20,499 --> 00:20:21,500
(CROWD GROANING)
392
00:20:21,958 --> 00:20:23,251
Ladies and gentlemen,
393
00:20:23,335 --> 00:20:26,254
I am so sorry for
allowing this lurid sex act
394
00:20:26,338 --> 00:20:27,964
to taint an otherwise delightful
395
00:20:28,048 --> 00:20:29,716
day of family-friendly violence.
396
00:20:31,551 --> 00:20:34,721
That is some freaky
bug-on-bug action.
397
00:20:34,805 --> 00:20:36,473
I feel a little left out.
398
00:20:40,227 --> 00:20:41,561
(GROANING)
399
00:20:42,229 --> 00:20:43,980
ls Fry going to be okay?
400
00:20:44,064 --> 00:20:45,440
I don't think so.
401
00:20:45,524 --> 00:20:47,984
He's grown all these
strange insect parts,
402
00:20:48,068 --> 00:20:50,904
and he has
absolutely no brain activity.
403
00:20:52,155 --> 00:20:55,200
Look! He lost
the strange insect parts.
404
00:20:55,617 --> 00:20:56,618
(MOANING)
405
00:20:58,411 --> 00:20:59,663
He's back to normal!
406
00:21:00,080 --> 00:21:01,081
ALL: Yay!