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(BELCHES)
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(G ROANS) Fry! That's disgusting!
What?
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You double-dipped!
Geez.
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Crew, you're working too hard.
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Tell me about it.
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For once, I thought
it might be nice
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to do something in
a social setting,
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finally get to know each other.
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Why, I don't even
know half your names!
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You, boy.
What do they call you?
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Most folks just
call me Orange Joe.
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So, Professor,
where are we gonna go?
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It's July, right?
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Let's wait three months
and go to Oktoberfest!
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(ALL CHEERING)
All right, baby!
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(WHOOPING)
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Bring on the beer! And the
scantily clad barmaids!
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And the more beer!
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(PLAYING ORCHESTRAL MUSIC)
Shh!
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Hey! I don't smell Bavarian-style vomit.
Where's Oktoberfest?
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This is Oktoberfest,
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the world's most
sophisticated exhibition
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of German food,
drink, and culture.
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Exquisite.
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Care for another, sir?
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No, I wouldn't want to ruin my
Oktoberfest by becoming intoxicated.
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What the hell is going on here?
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Fry, quiet. Oktoberfest
is a classy celebration
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of how far humans have evolved.
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You need to be on
your best behavior.
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No chance! You can all act
like Jersey Shore socialites,
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but at least Bender will party with me.
Right, buddy?
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Whoa, whoa, whoa! I enjoy partying
as much as the next fellow,
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but this is Oktoberfest.
Good day, sir!
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Ach du fireakm' Lieber!
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A sausage contest, eh?
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Sounds like fun on a bun!
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Shut up! I said it first!
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ELZARI Bam!
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Also, ow.
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Oh, my God,
it's celebrity chef Elzar!
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Hey, Elzar, I'vejust recently started
always having dreamt of being
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a sausage-making champion.
Can I get in on this?
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Sure, I don't care.
You bring your ingredients?
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You bet!
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Hold on there, chief. Regular old
pork ain't gonna win this thing.
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You gotta get innovafive
with your meat.
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See Chef Fritz over there?
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He's only using the choicest
cuts of hummingbird.
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Murakami-san got his hands
on a nice rack of angel wings.
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Gonna grind 'em up
into Heavenwurst.
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And me? I'm making my spice-weaseled
bratwurst outta pork.
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So you are using pork!
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Pork that's been
aged for 3,000 years!
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Barn!
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Man! I can't beat that
with a Craigslist pig.
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Sorry, Grundy. I'll have to kill
you later for some other reason.
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(GRUNTING)
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Sit up straight! The Countess
von Luftballoon is watching.
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Ugh!
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Man, all the fun
has been taken out of
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this once-noble barf-a-palooza.
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You just say that
because you're primitive.
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People in your day
were backwards and crude.
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Well, at least we were hammered!
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(GROANS) I'm as
thirsty as a drunk.
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Where do all these child-sized
beers come from'?
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See that magnificent
heavily guarded cask?
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All the beer's in there.
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Ahh!
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Not all the beer.
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(CHEERING DRUNKENLY)
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Fahrvergntigen!
Kaiser Permanente!
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Fruzen Gladje!
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Fry! You're
embarrassing us!
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I don't care!
I'm finally having fun!
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Hey, come on,
you keister-meisters!
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Eins, zwei, drei, vier, lift
your Stein and drink your beer!
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Ich bin ein never!
(MOANS)
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Whoa! Even with harps,
that's still
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the famous Oktoberfest
Chicken Dance!
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(CROWD MOANING IN DISGUST)
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Oh, I almost forgot!
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(CLUCKS)
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Get das booty up here, Leela!
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I brought his and her chicken hats!
(CLUCKS)
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Okay, that's it. You are a
boorish, primitive Neanderthal!
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(HICCUPPING)
Neanderthal?
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Yes. And I've
had enough!
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I'm breaking up with you!
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(GASPS)
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We were going out?
(WHOOPS)
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I mean, no!
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And keep your stupid
chicken hat, too!
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(sesame)
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And the worst part is, I had to
have the breakup sex by myself!
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(CRYING)
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Fry, some of us
have real problems.
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I just learned there are people
with fancier sausage meats than me!
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(CRYING)
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I hate future Oktoberfest! It's
supposed to be beer and bratwurst,
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not breakups and boring thing!
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AUTOMATED VOICE:
For hundreds of years,
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Oktoberfest has been held here,
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in the fertile Neander Valley,
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where prehistoric man once hunted
the majestic Schnufel-Ufagus
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or woolly mammoth.
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To this day, paleontologists
sometimes find entire mammoths
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frozen in the valley's
icy glaciers,
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perfectly preserved for
exactly 30,000 years or so.
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Wait a minute, mammoth meat
aged for 30,000 years?
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Prize-winning sausage
meat, here I come!
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(BEEPING)
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I didn't know this ship
had a mammoth detector.
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You're drunk, Fry. This
is the elephant detector.
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I just set it to
"big and woolly."
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(BEEPING)
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Mammoth ahoy!
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Bender?
I smell burning tusk.
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That's probably it.
Kill the engine.
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(GRUNTING)
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(GRUNTING)
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(STRAINING)
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(ENGINE CLATTERING)
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(GRUNTING)
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(LAUGHS MALICIOUSLY)
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Wait till those judges get their
hands on my mammoth sausage!
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(WHOOPING)
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(SCREAMING)
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My hair is caught! Bender!
Turn it off! (SCREAMS)
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Sausage is great, sausage is great.
Sausage, sausage, sausage!
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This sausage is great!
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You, mein Robot,
move on to the next round.
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Shut up, Judge, I know it.
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Way to go, Bender!
Can I try a piece?
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You can have
yourself a whole big boy.
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Mmm.
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That's good.
Where's Fry?
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I don't know.
Last I saw, he was
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jumping up and down
in my meat grinder.
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By the way, you got a little
something right there.
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This is the best
sausage I've ever tasted!
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Oh, my God! That looks
like Fry's hair!
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Come on, don't make jokes
like that while I'm eating.
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(SCREAMS)
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Poor Philip.
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He looks so peaceful.
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It's tragedy on a bun.
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(sesame)
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late Fry!
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I broke up with my boyfriend
and then I ate him!
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Now, now. We've all been there.
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The pain and guilt are too much!
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I can't go on
knowing what I've done!
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(BELCHES)
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(WAILING)
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Fry!
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Can you really remove
all my memories of Fry?
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Oh, they'll still be there, hon.
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I'm just gonna snip the links between
them and your conscious brain.
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Like this one "Fry
falls off zoo train."
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He thought he recognized
one of the monkeys!
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(ZAPPING)
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What was I crying about?
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Oh, we were just c: uttin' onions, honey.
Let's keep going.
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"Fry sits on a pie." "Fry finds
popcorn in his belly button."
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"You eat a sausage
made of Fry."
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"Fry gives you a chicken hat."
Oh, that's sweet.
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Good morning!
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Geez, who died?
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I don't know how Bender and I
do all this work by ourselves.
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Maybe we should
hire a delivery boy.
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You mean like...
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Bender! Shh! We have to be
careful not to remind her!
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What about my feelings? Fry was my
best friend, and now he's dead!
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(sesame)
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Nah, I'm just kidding. My pastor
helped me through my grief.
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(SCATTING)
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Bender's a jerk, but he's right.
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We've all got to accept
that Fry is gone forever.
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Whoa. Where happened?
What am I?
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Sausage is great, sausage is great.
Sausage, sausage, sausage.
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(SCREAMING)
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Whew! That was close.
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(SCREAMING)
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(GRUNTING)
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Whew!
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Ahhh!
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(GRUNTS)
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(GROANS)
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Help! Boy trapped in ice!
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Oh! Thank you,
thank you.
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(TRUMPETING)
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(ANIMALS GROWLING)
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Uh. How you
get frozen?
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I don't know. I think I
whanged my head pretty bad.
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Uh, look normal to me.
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The last thing I remember
is losing all my memories.
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Who am I, one of you?
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Me think so.
Anyone dumb enough get
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stuck in ice
probably Neanderthal.
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Neanderthal?
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Yeah, I think
somebody called me that.
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(SHIVERING) I'm kind of chilly.
I don't suppose you have a...
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(GRUNTS)
(ANIMAL WAILS)
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Oh! Still warm!
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So, what's this
delivery to McPluto?
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Fifty three tons of hamburgers and
French Fragments of not potatoes.
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Fragments of not potatoes?
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Yep. They get a big
shipment every Saturday!
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What's this?
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It's some kind of
chicken hat! It's cute.
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So why does it make me
feel, I don't know, sad?
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(ENGINES FIRE)
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(GRUNTING)
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(GRUNTING)
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(SIGHS)
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Why you stare at
prehistoric pig butt?
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Because it makes me feel happy and
confused and wistful and sad.
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All Neanderthal sad.
It in our nature.
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Why?
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It all start 30,000 year ago,
in fertile Neander Valley.
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Life for our ancestors peaceful,
until Homo sapiens arrive.
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We suggest interbreed,
become one big happy species.
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But they treat us like
second-class hominid.
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They drive us from valley,
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and we end up living here,
in isolated crevice.
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We figure, "whatever."
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But then we get trapped
by encroaching ice age.
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Now we sealed in
under sky of ice.
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So my sadness
makes perfect sense.
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And I do have vague memories of
people refusing to breed with me!
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(CAWING)
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A raven's brought
word for you, sir.
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Guys, guys! My sausage made
the finals at Oktoberfest!
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We gotta go back for
the closing ceremony!
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Oktoberfest?
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(CLUCKS)
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Sounds like fun!
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Chief! Me find huge hole melted in
ice, out past Cesar Chavez ridge!
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Hole go all the way outside!
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This very interesting.
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Maybe someone look into it,
many years from now.
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But, Chief, this means
we're not trapped anymore!
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It's our chance to take
back the outside world
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from those stuck-up Homo sapiens
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with their tools and
their pants and such.
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00:13:55,290 --> 00:13:57,835
My fellow big-brows!
Are you with me?
250
00:13:58,127 --> 00:13:59,795
(CHEERING)
251
00:14:05,509 --> 00:14:06,510
(SIGHS)
252
00:14:06,635 --> 00:14:08,595
You've been staring
at that pumpkin
253
00:14:08,720 --> 00:14:10,722
for like, five seconds.
What's up?
254
00:14:11,014 --> 00:14:13,892
It's... It's
something about the color.
255
00:14:14,059 --> 00:14:15,060
(SNIFFING)
256
00:14:15,352 --> 00:14:16,728
Oh, boo-hoe.
257
00:14:16,812 --> 00:14:19,731
Why are you crying now,
you depressed lunatic?
258
00:14:19,898 --> 00:14:22,484
I don't know.
I should be happy.
259
00:14:22,693 --> 00:14:24,987
Bender's sausage
just won third place.
260
00:14:25,070 --> 00:14:26,155
Third place?
261
00:14:26,238 --> 00:14:30,367
This is the greatest injustice
Germany has ever committed!
262
00:14:30,576 --> 00:14:33,287
Aha, Leela, we meet again.
263
00:14:33,370 --> 00:14:36,248
But this time, I'm the one
criticizing the sausage.
264
00:14:36,540 --> 00:14:38,208
(RUMBLING)
265
00:14:38,417 --> 00:14:39,835
(GASPING)
266
00:14:44,756 --> 00:14:45,757
(SCREAMING)
267
00:14:47,968 --> 00:14:48,969
(TRUMPETING)
268
00:14:49,219 --> 00:14:50,429
(ALL SHOUTING)
269
00:14:53,265 --> 00:14:56,185
Dear God, look at
those hairy elephants!
270
00:14:56,477 --> 00:14:58,479
Kill all modern humans!
271
00:14:58,562 --> 00:15:00,105
Hey, this guy's all right.
272
00:15:00,189 --> 00:15:01,190
(SCREAMS)
273
00:15:04,943 --> 00:15:06,737
(TRUMPETING)
274
00:15:07,988 --> 00:15:08,989
(SHOUTING)
275
00:15:09,656 --> 00:15:13,869
Battalion A, smash things! Battalion
B, smash different things!
276
00:15:17,247 --> 00:15:18,248
(GULPING)
277
00:15:27,591 --> 00:15:29,134
(MUSIC PLAYING)
278
00:15:31,970 --> 00:15:32,971
(SCREAMING)
279
00:15:40,604 --> 00:15:42,606
Oh, yeah.
Second place!
280
00:15:45,609 --> 00:15:47,653
Release the giant sloth!
281
00:15:49,071 --> 00:15:50,989
(GROWLING)
282
00:15:51,323 --> 00:15:52,950
(SCREAMING)
283
00:15:57,829 --> 00:15:58,830
(GASPS)
284
00:15:58,914 --> 00:16:00,582
(CONTINUES SCREAMING)
285
00:16:06,171 --> 00:16:08,215
Do something!
Fear not, Leela.
286
00:16:08,298 --> 00:16:10,801
They may not have
technology, like us,
287
00:16:10,926 --> 00:16:13,387
but we have something
they don't have.
288
00:16:13,470 --> 00:16:14,846
Technology.
289
00:16:17,099 --> 00:16:21,812
Behold our latest weapon, a
revolutionary fleet of unmanned drones.
290
00:16:21,895 --> 00:16:22,980
With men in them.
291
00:16:23,146 --> 00:16:24,731
Then how are they unmanned?
292
00:16:24,815 --> 00:16:26,275
The men are just for ballast.
293
00:16:26,358 --> 00:16:29,528
I control all the drones
from this single unit.
294
00:16:29,820 --> 00:16:31,238
Foolproof and durable,
295
00:16:31,321 --> 00:16:35,075
it's designed to withstand even the
weight of a modern-day elephant foot.
296
00:16:35,200 --> 00:16:36,827
(TRUMPETING)
(SCREAMING)
297
00:16:42,291 --> 00:16:43,709
(SCREAMING HOARSELY)
298
00:16:52,342 --> 00:16:54,761
Chef Fritz,
thank God you're all right!
299
00:16:54,845 --> 00:16:56,346
Come with me, I'll protect you!
300
00:16:58,348 --> 00:17:00,350
(LAUGHING EVILLY)
301
00:17:22,706 --> 00:17:25,125
Neanderthals, load catapult!
302
00:17:25,834 --> 00:17:29,546
Up here in the clouds, our
technology makes us invincible,
303
00:17:29,630 --> 00:17:31,882
like the mighty
"X" in tic-tac-toe.
304
00:17:31,965 --> 00:17:34,134
Look at those pathetic
cavemen down there,
305
00:17:34,259 --> 00:17:36,470
loading their
silly catapult with...
306
00:17:37,054 --> 00:17:38,054
What is that, Kif?
307
00:17:38,096 --> 00:17:39,097
(GROWLING)
308
00:17:39,222 --> 00:17:40,557
(SCREAMING)
309
00:17:41,808 --> 00:17:44,436
I believe it's a
saber-tooth cat, sir.
310
00:17:55,280 --> 00:17:57,449
I guess it's just me
and you, chicken hat.
311
00:18:05,415 --> 00:18:07,584
Die, you primitive brute!
312
00:18:17,386 --> 00:18:18,804
(SHOUTING WAR CRY)
313
00:18:19,096 --> 00:18:20,597
(SHOUTING WAR CRY)
314
00:18:23,266 --> 00:18:25,268
(GRUNTING AND STRAINING)
315
00:18:26,770 --> 00:18:28,355
What do you Neanderthals want?
316
00:18:28,438 --> 00:18:30,190
We want our land back!
317
00:18:30,273 --> 00:18:33,777
Also, to be treated as equals! And
a little mating wouldn't hurt!
318
00:18:46,748 --> 00:18:47,958
Orange?
319
00:18:48,291 --> 00:18:49,710
Purple?
320
00:18:50,127 --> 00:18:51,920
Do I know you?
Have we met?
321
00:19:05,142 --> 00:19:08,437
What Orange-Hair doing
with Homo sapien?
322
00:19:08,645 --> 00:19:10,981
Uh, look like interbreeding.
323
00:19:11,314 --> 00:19:12,983
OW! Ahh!
324
00:19:13,150 --> 00:19:15,444
You want make love, not war?
325
00:19:15,527 --> 00:19:16,570
Jawohl.
326
00:19:18,321 --> 00:19:21,491
This change everything,
Tight-Clothes-Man.
327
00:19:21,658 --> 00:19:26,413
We forgive Homo sapiens for
actions of stuck-up ancestors.
328
00:19:26,496 --> 00:19:27,496
So be it.
329
00:19:27,539 --> 00:19:30,208
In recognition of your
overwhelming victory,
330
00:19:30,292 --> 00:19:31,960
let's call it a draw.
331
00:19:32,043 --> 00:19:33,670
(CHEERING)
332
00:19:49,019 --> 00:19:50,020
Fry?
333
00:19:50,145 --> 00:19:51,813
(BLOOD DRAINING)
334
00:19:51,897 --> 00:19:52,939
Leela?
335
00:19:53,023 --> 00:19:55,567
I didn't recognize you
with your head all swollen.
336
00:19:55,650 --> 00:19:56,943
But it looks better now.
337
00:19:57,027 --> 00:19:59,529
I guess the blood must have
rushed somewhere else.
338
00:19:59,988 --> 00:20:03,950
Guys, guys! Chef Fritz accidentally
got thrown down an icy slope!
339
00:20:04,034 --> 00:20:06,661
I'm the sausage champion!
(WHOOPING)
340
00:20:06,912 --> 00:20:08,455
No further questions!
341
00:20:11,166 --> 00:20:13,376
ZAPP: Rounds for everybody!
342
00:20:33,355 --> 00:20:36,942
Now this is Oktoberfest!
Just like the olden days.
343
00:20:37,192 --> 00:20:39,986
I have to admit,
your version is more fun.
344
00:20:40,070 --> 00:20:41,446
(CHICKEN DANCE PLAYING)
345
00:20:41,530 --> 00:20:43,782
They're playing our stupid song!
346
00:20:45,033 --> 00:20:46,243
Care to join me?
347
00:20:46,493 --> 00:20:50,664
No, Leela. Just this once, I'm
going to let you embarrass me.