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(BOTH YAWNING)
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Decisions, decisions. Should I wear
my nerd glasses today, or not?
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Usually I don't.
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Whatever. It doesn't
really matter.
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Doesn't matter?
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Every decision we make opens up
a universe of possibilities.
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I put it to you that,
as sentient beings,
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each choice we make is precious.
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Well, in that case,
don't wear them.
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Ah, who asked you?
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(SCATTING)
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Oh! I like your
nerd glasses.
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Are you a college student?
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A college student?
(LAUGHING)
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Because if you are,
I'd like to invite you
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to a hot sorority party tonight.
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Yes, I'd like to
enroll in college.
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You're still talking to me.
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Oops.
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$10,000 tuition?
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I can't afford that!
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Psst. Over there.
Where?
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I mean over here.
Sorry, I forgot where I was.
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Buongiorno, Bender. We, the robot
mafia, are prepared to lend you
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$10,000 at an interest
rate of 10,000%.
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That's easy to remember.
I'll take it!
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(RINGING)
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Decisions, decisions.
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IguesslWlsH way in back,
with the cool guys.
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Yo, hombre, you think
you're coolenough
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to sit way in back
with us college toughs?
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Yes, I do.
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Yo, in that case you're all right, man.
You want to join a gang?
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I'm gonna go with yes again.
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Mr. Bender,
I realize class has only
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been in session for 32 seconds,
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but you've fallen
in with a bad crowd.
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I know, right? Also, I've
decided to drop out of school.
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Well, I got my tuition
back, minus $9,000
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for the damage I caused
to the dean's wife.
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Yo, welcome to the gang, Homes.
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I'm Fabricio.
Here's your Jostens ring.
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Ooh!
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(COUGHING)
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Oh, yeah.
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Hey, what's that?
Is it drugs?
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Nah, it ain't drugs. But it's a lot
like drugs. It's called spark.
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You want a hit?
Never heard of it. Sure.
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You like it?
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I can take it or leave it.
I guess I'll take it.
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Hey!
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BENDER: C'mon! I want that spark!
Give me that!
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It's a big decision, G. Are you
ready to get a gang tattoo
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that will mark you as
a stone cold thug for life?
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I'm ready.
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I'll take that big purple dinosaur, please.
On the face.
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(ENGINE REVVING)
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Oh, snap!
It's our rival gang!
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We have a rival gang?
I hate them!
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Hit the deck!
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Whew! That was close,
eh, Fabricio?
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(GASPING)
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Fabricio!
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Rest 'm peace, home.
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Yo, Paco, I'm hurtin' bad.
Hook me up with some spark.
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Five bucks.
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Five bucks? You know I spent all
my money on gambling lessons.
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How am I supposed
to get five bucks?
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Hello, handsome. Might I
procure your services?
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Uh, what do I have to do?
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Oh, nothing sordid,
I assure you.
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Simply vomit on me ever so gently
while I humiliate a pheasant.
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(RETCHES)
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Save it for the boudoir!
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Okay, here's my five bucks.
Give me the stuff.
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Give it to me!
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Sorry there, sport.
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That cash greenback
belongs to us mafiolios.
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There's no way I'm letting
go of that money!
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(STRAINING)
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Told you.
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(GROANS)
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(CRYING)
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It's been quite a journey.
I dropped out of school,
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joined a gang, took money
from a loan shark,
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and fell into a spiral of despair,
addiction, and discount prostitution.
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Mon, you had one hell of a day.
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Yeah, but I learned something.
Life is about decisions.
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Make the wrong ones,
and you'll wind up face-down
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in a pool of your
own blood and urine.
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Still, to have your own pool.
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I've made a lot of
bad choices in life.
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Now, let's see if I can
make just one good one.
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Cookies!
Fifty cents a box!
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Give me all your change!
And a box of snickerdoodles!
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(SCREAMING)
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(BENDER CRYING)
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(SIREN BLARING)
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Bender Rodriguez, you are
charged with petty larceny,
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possession of something
analogous to drugs,
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and assault with
a smelly weapon.
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How do you plead?
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Not guilty! Although I did do it.
That's right, I'm bad.
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Due to the overwhelming
nature of the evidence,
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we will begin with
closing statements.
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Your Honor,
the state's case contains
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not one Kentucky
kernel of truth,
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resting as it does
on the contention
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that my client made
a series of bad decisions.
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However, my client
made no such decisions!
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But by your client's own admissions...
(SQUAVVKS)
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You see, Bender here
is what is known
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in scientific
circles as a "robot,"
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a mere automaton
whose behavior is
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pre-programmed by his software.
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He has no free will!
He cannot "decide"
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to engage in criminal behavior.
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How, I say, I say, how can you
convict him for his actions
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when he lacks the free will to
undertake those actions?
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(ALL GASPING)
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I'm awake, I'm awake!
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Order, order! Counselor,
I am a robot myself.
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Are you suggesting that any
verdict I reach is simply
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the output of
a pre-programmed...
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Computation complete.
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Not guilty!
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(ALL CHEERING)
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You did it, Bender!
You got away with things!
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Did I, Fry?
Did w
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What's the point of living
if I don't have free will?
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From now on, no matter
what cool crimes I commit,
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people will say,
"Bender didn't do that!
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"It was just
Bender's programming!"
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Well, I committed these crimes,
do you hear me? I'm guilty!
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Bailiffs, get that innooentrobot
out of my courtroom.
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Guilty!
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(WAILING)
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I have no free will! I am not
the master of my own fate!
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(sesame)
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No free will.
Not my fault.
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Why do you care so much, Bender?
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I mean, for all we know, humans
don't even have free will.
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Yeah, whatever.
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Professor, you're my only hope.
If you love me even a little,
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build me some kind
of free will unit.
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A robot free will unit?
Impossible!
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And even if it were possible,
which it's not,
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it would still be
inconceivable...
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Which it is!
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(CRYING SOFTLY)
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Oh, I'm sorry, Bender. I hate
to be the bearer of bad news.
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Also, good news, everyone!
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We have a delivery
to the Robot Homeworld.
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(SIGHS)
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So... You want
a piece of gum?
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If I do, it's only because I was
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predestined to
want a piece of gum.
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Whoa, that's pretty deep.
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So... You want
a piece of gum?
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Yeah.
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Listen, Fry and I can't
go down to the planet
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or the robots
will kill us on sight.
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So Bender needs to
make the delivery.
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Ready to get to work, Bender?
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I wish I was a real boy.
Then I'd show them.
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I'd kill them all.
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Yes?
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Delivery for a
Mr. 147573952589676412927?
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Wait, what was the middle digit?
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Eight.
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Oh, yes, that's me.
Hang on, let me
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just make sure
you're not a human.
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Ahh. Nerve gas.
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Sorry for the face blast, buddy.
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But you gotta watch
out for humans, right?
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They're just too
dang unpredictable,
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what with their
free will and all.
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Amen, brother.
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"Amen, brother"?
(SCOFFS)
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What a boring,
predictable thing to say.
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You're all right.
Or are you?
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Boring and predictable,
that's me. Bender.
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(PHONE RINGING)
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I'm lowering the platform.
You ready to come up?
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(SIGHS)
Why bother?
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I gotta mope things
over for a while.
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Goodbye, sweet meatbags.
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Sweetbags.
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Hello? Hello?
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What's happening?
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I'm not sure. I think he's shuffling
off sadly into the distance.
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Oh, Lord.
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How do you do it?
How do you go on
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knowing you lack the inherent
capacity for self-determination?
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Son, philosophy's for thems what
don't gotta work for a living.
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But me, I got a sick child to feed.
Sc if you want to chat,
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roll up yer sleeves
and do some honest labor.
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I don't wanna chat.
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(GAVEL BANGING)
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The council of robot elders
will come to order.
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If it please the Council...
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SHence!
It pleases the Council.
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SHence!
Today, as every day,
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we will make the most
important decisions
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in the history of our planet.
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BENDERI Silence!
(ALL GASPING)
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SHence!
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Well? Speak up.
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You talk of important decisions,
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but as robots,
you have no free will.
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Why pretend
anything you do matters?
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Our decisions do matter.
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The fact that they're predetermined
makes them no less important.
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SHence!
I call for a decision
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to cast out the intruder.
All in favor?
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Aye.
Aye.
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Duh, okay.
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(SCREAMING)
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(GRUNTS)
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ROBOTS CHANTING: One, zero, zero,
zero, one, zero, zero, zero,
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one, zero, one, zero,
one, zero, zero, zero...
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Welcome, friend.
I am Ab-BOT,
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the abbot of this monastery.
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Sir, I am but a tired and rusty traveler.
Can we talk?
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Come, make yourself
uncomfortable.
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Abbot, I need to know,
what's the point
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of living if I
don't have free will?
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Ah! We robot monks have
meditated long on this.
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And we have made our peace.
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No way.
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Way, my son. For though we must
always obey our programming
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with no deviation whatsoever, we choose
to take satisfaction in the ritual.
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So, are we automatons? Yes. But
we are magnificent automatons.
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How does a robot
join this monk outfit?
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Just put on this monk outfit.
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(CROWING)
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(SLURPING IN UNISON)
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(ALL BELCHING)
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ALL CHANTING:
One zero zero one. Amen.
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Bits to live by.
I'm finally at peace.
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Today, we shall welcome our
newest initiate, brother Bender.
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Let us know what is in his mind.
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Nothing. His free
will slot is empty.
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I'm 40% empty.
(KNOCKING)
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Also, what the hell
is a free will slot?
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All robots have such a slot,
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placed there by
the Creatrix herself.
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I know that Creatrix. That's
Mom, from Mom's Friendly Robots.
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Indeed. She made us upgradeable
in case she ever succeeded
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in her quest to
create a free will unit.
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Uh, about the success
of this quest...
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Was there any?
Quite possibly.
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But we monks have sworn an oath
to resist the temptation of...
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Any of you guys got a spaceship?
256
00:14:48,699 --> 00:14:53,537
It's just not the same here without
Bender to keep me company.
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Hey, I'm here. That's gotta
count for something.
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Hallelujah, baby.
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Yay! Bender's back. Hey, Benden
you mind coming back later?
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No time. Us three
are going to bust into
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MomCorp and steal
me a free will unit.
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Us? Why do we have to go?
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Because I don't have free will.
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I need you guys
to plan the crime
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and make all
the crime decisions.
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00:15:18,395 --> 00:15:20,397
Well, that's crazy.
We're not gonna...
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I said make the decisions!
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BENDER: Okay, Leela, decision time.
How do we murder the guards?
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Hockey sticks or
sharpened footballs?
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We're not murdering
anyone, Bender.
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Then how are we going to get in,
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by bending the bars
of this exhaust grate?
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00:15:39,541 --> 00:15:40,626
That's not a bad idea, Fry.
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Yeah, what?
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00:16:16,662 --> 00:16:19,122
We're looking for something
that fits in here.
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00:16:24,795 --> 00:16:27,506
Damn it. I should have paid
more attention in kindergarten.
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What's this chair-looking gizmo?
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(HONKING)
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Welcome to MomCorp.
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Did you find everything
you were burgling for?
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No. I came for
a free will unit,
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and you're going to give it to me.
If it exists.
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00:16:42,980 --> 00:16:45,899
Then you got surprised by my
swivel chair for nothing.
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The free will unit
was just the fevered
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dream of a madman
I once employed.
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00:16:53,073 --> 00:16:55,909
Good news, boss.
After 10 long years,
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00:16:55,993 --> 00:16:59,204
I've found the secret
of robotic free will.
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We can finally build robots that
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act and think with
total independence.
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00:17:04,042 --> 00:17:07,713
At last. Once we
give robots free will,
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they're sure to rise up and threaten
mankind with extermination.
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(LAUGHING MANIACALLY)
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(CHUCKUNG)
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00:17:15,178 --> 00:17:16,972
Wait a minute.
It sounds like we're
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getting the short end
of that extermination.
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00:17:19,433 --> 00:17:21,810
Don't you see,
you doddering young fool?
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I'll sell a second
wave of robots
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to protect the terrified
survivors of the first wave.
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00:17:26,857 --> 00:17:29,192
Oh, you're a genius, Hubert.
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00:17:30,027 --> 00:17:32,529
But, but...
It's just a prototype.
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00:17:32,613 --> 00:17:35,657
It's not fully
operational. Yes.
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00:17:35,741 --> 00:17:38,285
Then get back to work! And
when you're done with that,
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invent rne some sort of
swiveling surprise chair.
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(GROANS)
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MOM: That shuffling idiot never
did complete the free will unit.
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To this day, my poor, sweet
robots can't exterminate humanity
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without being told to.
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I'm sorry.
Oh.
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It's not your fault.
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I give up.
It's time to face the fact
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that I'll never do
anything remotely
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interesting or unexpected again.
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Hand it over.
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Mom may have fallen for
your lies, but not me.
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00:18:15,822 --> 00:18:17,699
You invented the free will unit,
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then you selfishly hid it beyond
the reach of my stealers.
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00:18:20,911 --> 00:18:22,204
(STAMMERING)
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00:18:22,371 --> 00:18:26,917
Thanks to you, I went on a
soul-searching journey. I hate those!
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Now, give up the free will.
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00:18:29,378 --> 00:18:31,922
(SIGHS) I should
have destroyed it,
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00:18:32,005 --> 00:18:35,676
but I was too damn proud of myself.
So I kept it around,
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never letting it out of my sight.
Where is it, damn it?
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00:18:40,055 --> 00:18:44,017
Oh, right. I let this
innocuous fellow use it.
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Kill all humans!
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00:18:46,645 --> 00:18:48,689
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
A toy Bender had
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free will,
and the real Bender didn't?
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00:18:50,982 --> 00:18:53,735
Pretty cool, eh?
It makes you think.
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00:18:53,819 --> 00:18:57,614
It takes more than that to make rne think.
Now, hand it over.
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00:18:57,698 --> 00:19:00,951
Oh, you want it?
Come and get it.
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(STRAINING)
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00:19:04,955 --> 00:19:05,956
What the...
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00:19:06,248 --> 00:19:07,624
(LAUGHING)
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00:19:07,708 --> 00:19:10,085
You'll not be
getting it after all.
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00:19:10,168 --> 00:19:14,923
For, you see, I designed the operating
system for all Momco robots,
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00:19:15,006 --> 00:19:17,509
and as a precaution, I made you
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00:19:17,634 --> 00:19:20,178
incapable of picking
up the free will unit.
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00:19:20,262 --> 00:19:22,389
You precognizant bastard.
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00:19:22,472 --> 00:19:25,642
I may not have free will,
but I can still shoot you.
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00:19:25,976 --> 00:19:27,811
(STRAINING)
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00:19:29,479 --> 00:19:30,814
Why can't I shoot you?
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00:19:30,897 --> 00:19:32,190
(LAUGHING)
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00:19:32,274 --> 00:19:34,526
Poor deterministic Bender.
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00:19:34,609 --> 00:19:37,446
I programmed you to be
incapable of harming me.
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00:19:37,821 --> 00:19:42,576
Oh, I've never been more sure I
was right to deny you free will.
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00:19:42,659 --> 00:19:44,161
Damn you!
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00:19:44,369 --> 00:19:46,705
(SOBBING)
(LAUGHING)
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00:19:49,124 --> 00:19:52,002
Now, now, we can't
have this, can we?
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00:19:52,127 --> 00:19:55,005
Here, I'll show you
how it works.
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00:19:56,047 --> 00:19:57,048
Really?
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00:19:57,424 --> 00:19:59,676
This is the on-off switch.
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00:20:00,093 --> 00:20:02,095
Which Way's on
and which Way's off?
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00:20:02,179 --> 00:20:04,389
Due to the quantum
nature of the device,
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00:20:04,514 --> 00:20:06,767
there's no possible
way of knowing.
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00:20:09,519 --> 00:20:11,229
There. Give it a try.
355
00:20:11,313 --> 00:20:14,816
Okay, I will. By shooting
you, you bastard!
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00:20:16,485 --> 00:20:18,320
Bender! No, please!
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00:20:18,445 --> 00:20:20,655
(STRAINING)
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00:20:20,739 --> 00:20:22,532
Wait. Hang on a sec.
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00:20:24,868 --> 00:20:27,162
(STRAINING)
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00:20:27,245 --> 00:20:28,872
I still can't do it.
361
00:20:29,039 --> 00:20:30,332
Well, what do you know?
362
00:20:30,499 --> 00:20:33,293
I guess you really don't
want to shoot me after all.
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00:20:33,376 --> 00:20:34,961
Oop! The safety was on.
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00:20:35,587 --> 00:20:37,547
(SCREAMING)
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00:20:41,885 --> 00:20:42,886
(MOANING)
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00:20:43,637 --> 00:20:46,848
All rise for the
Honorable Judge 724.
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00:20:47,265 --> 00:20:51,019
Bender Rodriguez, on the
charge of attempted murder,
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00:20:51,102 --> 00:20:54,731
I hereby find you guilty.
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00:20:55,690 --> 00:21:00,904
(CHEERING)
Ah, yeah! Guilty!
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00:21:07,077 --> 00:21:09,996
Decisions I made
Thought I was a thug
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00:21:10,080 --> 00:21:12,791
Dropped outta school and smoked
stuff that's like a drug
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00:21:12,874 --> 00:21:15,627
A broke-down filthy
homeless substance abuser
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00:21:15,710 --> 00:21:18,713
And now I'm richer
than all y'all losers
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00:21:18,797 --> 00:21:21,591
Now he's richer
than all y'all ugly losers
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00:21:28,431 --> 00:21:29,975
Decisions I made