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Sync and corrections by n17t01
www.addic7ed.com
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Coming this fall.
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Some cops can read minds.
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Did you do it or not?
I'm not a mind reader.
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Some cops can see the past.
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I could solve this crime
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if only I had personally
watched it happen.
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And some cops
get help from angels.
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Come on, Gabriel,
you must have seen something!
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Nah, man, I ain't seen
nothing for no cop.
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But there's still one cop
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with no special abilities
whatsoever.
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Ah, there's only one way to know
who committed this crime.
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I'll just have to... find out.
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Detective Klaus Mandela is...
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_
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This truly is
the golden age of television.
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Hey, Papa, want to help
me earn a merit badge?
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Hmm? Sorry, son.
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Right now, NBC needs my love
more than you do.
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Lrrr!
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Either help the boy, or go
outside and degauss the lawn!
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Oh, very well.
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Merit badges.
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Ah, this brings me back.
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Oh, Bone Whittling.
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I used to love that.
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Patricide.
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Well, let's work
up to that one.
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How about Skull Arranging?
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That is for Grrrl Scouts!
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Men bring the skulls
home, women arrange them.
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I'm gonna help you
earn a manly badge.
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Planetary Invasion!
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Ah.
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But that's really hard.
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Hard shmard.
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I'll let you invade the easiest
planet in the whole galaxy.
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Good news, everyone!
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I'm in terrible pain.
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- How is that good news?
- It's not.
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I've run out of Good News brand
herbal supplement.
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If you don't get me
more Good News, everyone,
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my arthritis will make me seize
up like a dried monkey carcass.
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I've seen those.
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In the Great Monkey Desert.
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We interrupt your TV being off
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for this special bulletin.
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An alien saucer has been
detected en route to Earth.
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We now go live
to the White House lawn,
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where such things usually land.
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Go on.
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Ring the bell and invade them.
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Yes?
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Um, hi?
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I-I'm Jrrr, of the planet
Omicron Persei 8.
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Uh, what's that?
Speak up, son.
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Don't look at me.
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You're invading him.
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I just wanted to know-- well,
I'm here to invade your planet?
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Oh, what a cute little...
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Uh-oh.
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Brannigan!
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Get out here and surrender
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before I get my
expletives deleted!
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And Earth is yours.
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So, sire, how may I please you?
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Go ahead.
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His bowels aren't
gonna disem themselves.
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Can't we just go?
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Mm-mm.
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Not until
you blow something up.
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Aw, man.
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Uh... uh...
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Just pick something
and blow it up
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so I can get home in time
for The Finder-Outer.
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Oh...
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What the...?
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All right, good enough.
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Let's go.
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He killed
my second-to-last Agnew.
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Rosemary!
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Sweep the booze bottles
off my desk!
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I'm addressing the planet.
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First, brush your teeth!
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Yeah, yeah.
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My fellow Earthicans,
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a great American monster
has been silenced.
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Clone of Agnew is gone,
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killed in his clomping shoes
by ruthless Omicronians.
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But we're gonna get even,
by golly.
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Aw, crap,
he's on every channel!
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Effective immediately,
I'm calling for
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a planetary embargo
against Omicron Persei 8.
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Where's my Hot in Cleveland?
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All trade with the Omicronians
stops today.
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And that includes
cultural exports.
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Cultural?
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I'm talking about TV!
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Nixon out!
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Arroooo...!
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No...!
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...oooo...!
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Well, I never liked going
to Omicron Persei 8 anyway.
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If we want to breathe sulfuric
acid and get our heads torn off
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by giant lizards, we can always
go to Gary, Indiana.
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Even I would never send you
to Gary, Indiana.
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But I am sending you
to Omicron Persei 8.
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Oh, my gosh, are you kidding?!
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You see, the active ingredient
in my Good News
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herbal supplement grows only
on Omicron Persei 8.
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And due to the embargo,
the only place to get it
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is straight from the source.
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The deadly, deadly source.
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I will not endanger this crew
for some quack remedy.
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Ha! The Sacred Weed of
Omicron is a serious herb.
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Sacred Weed you say?
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Sweet toke of Ocracoke,
this stuff's the Omichronic!
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To the ship!
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We can't get through.
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The planet's blockaded.
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That won't stop us.
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Activate cloaking device.
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There's no such thing.
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Then engage deflector shields.
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That's from TV, Geordi.
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Well, what sort of
stealth technology do we have?
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A can of paint.
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Sir, there's an Omicronian ship
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requesting safe passage home.
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Home, eh?
That's where I live.
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Let them through the blockade.
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Okay, buddy up
and look out for Omicronians.
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It's up to everyone to get
their partner back alive.
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Fry, you go with Bender.
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Amy, with Leela.
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And I'll go with...
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Screwed again, my friend.
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Hey, Bender,
you better check your ass.
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I think
it's leaking enchantment.
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That's not enchantment,
it's the herbs!
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Bender's electric field
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is activating their
bioluminescence.
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Whoa!
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We'll need scientific samples.
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Everyone, start filling
these dime bags.
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Whoa, a palace!
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Parapets, battlements,
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everything my Big Book
of Castles promised.
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I'm gonna sneak a closer look.
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Bender, you'll let me know if
we have to cheese it, right?
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First Law of Robotics, baby.
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Five-O, five-O!
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Five what?
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Five Omicronians!
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Everyone, grab your buddy
and get back to the ship!
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Coming through!
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Is everyone on board?
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I got my buddy.
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Hermes is my buddy.
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Bender, where's Fry?
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I saw him in the, uh, kitchen.
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With Dinah.
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You know, the dyno-matic
food-service robot.
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Let's go already!
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I smell the stink
of Earth humans.
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Fan out!
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They got away, Your Scaliness.
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We must have just missed them.
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The ground is still warm.
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I want my Earth shows!
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These local programs
are completely unwatchable.
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Hey, Pops, want to
play skull ball?
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I'm watching something here.
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Hello?
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Ow!
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Uh, y-you can come out.
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Don't be s-scared.
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Mmm.
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You're an alien?
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Do you speak English?
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English?
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You must be a terrestrial
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from that Earth ship
they were hunting.
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Don't worry, I won't hurt you.
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Hey, thanks.
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You want some candy?
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Ew. You were
eating my turds?
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Feces pieces?
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Blech!
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You must be hungry.
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Really hungry.
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Come inside, I'll feed you.
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Okay, but I'm kind of picky.
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I'm gonna call you "T."
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For terrestrial?
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No, "turd-eater."
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But I have to hide you
from my dad.
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He's really mad at humans
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'cause he can't
watch television.
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Your dad must be Lrrr!
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"Ruler of the
planet Omicron Persei 8."
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He's a terrible father.
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Bender, do you
know where Fry is?
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I haven't seen him since we got
back from Omicron Persei 8.
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Fry? Uh, you just
missed him.
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He went out to buy you flowers.
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Whatever kind you like best.
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'Cause he loves you and crap.
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Aw, that's so sweet.
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Thanks, Bender.
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Dude!
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That herb you scored cleared up
my arthritis and my glaucoma.
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Have you seen Fry?
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Fry? Uh, he, uh,
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went to get you a burrito
at the gas station.
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Awesome.
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You got to love a dude
that brings the munchie.
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Fry is one guy I'd
definitely never abandon.
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This is my fleam.
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You use it to peel the skin
off your enemies
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layer by layer
till they die or whatever.
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Neat! Hey, you know
who would love fleaming stuff?
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My friend Bender,
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who I'll never see again.
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Aw, you're homesick,
aren't you, T.?
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Mmm-hm. I miss Earth,
and I'm still hungry.
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Do you have any
more of that candy?
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No, but I have a toy Earth.
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Home.
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I didn't abandon you!
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You wandered off!
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Stop judging me, Fry-bed!
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Oh, it's just not the same
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without the muffled screams.
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If only I could hear
your voice again.
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Hello, it's me, Fry!
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I'm not here right now,
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'cause we're out getting drunk
at the Olive Garden.
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So just leave a message
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for myself or Bender
after the tone.
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See you!
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Awww.
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Fry? Are you home?
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We're supposed to have a date at
the adults-only pancake house.
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Of course he's here
and not on another planet!
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Ooh.
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In fact, he's about to
talk to you right now.
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Oh, good.
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Hello, it's me, Fry.
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I'm... drunk... right now.
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So just leave.
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Okay...
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I love you.
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Olive... you.
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And finally, our new employee
of the month is Fry.
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He's really been putting
his nose to the grindstone,
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according to Bender's
constant updates.
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He's been working so hard,
we barely even see him.
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It's strange, that.
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There's nothing strange
about it.
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He's just out of sight
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around this corner,
exterminating mice.
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Mice... Mice...
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Myself... Elf...
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- Elf.
- Oops.
267
00:13:02,202 --> 00:13:04,236
Elves are back.
268
00:13:09,675 --> 00:13:11,276
T. text home?
269
00:13:11,344 --> 00:13:12,544
Sorry, boy.
270
00:13:12,611 --> 00:13:14,046
'Cause of the embargo,
271
00:13:14,113 --> 00:13:15,814
our planets aren't allowed
to communicate.
272
00:13:15,882 --> 00:13:17,816
Update Facebook status home?
273
00:13:19,152 --> 00:13:20,986
Look, my scout manual
274
00:13:21,054 --> 00:13:23,155
has a section
on emergency communication.
275
00:13:23,223 --> 00:13:24,823
Maybe we can rig something up.
276
00:13:24,891 --> 00:13:26,091
Would you like that, boy?
277
00:13:26,159 --> 00:13:27,459
Huh? Would you, boy?
278
00:13:33,299 --> 00:13:35,934
Watch out!
279
00:13:36,002 --> 00:13:37,802
Whoa!
280
00:13:39,805 --> 00:13:41,006
Sorry.
281
00:13:41,074 --> 00:13:43,075
This planet has a moon problem.
282
00:13:47,180 --> 00:13:49,081
So what makes this thing fly?
283
00:13:49,148 --> 00:13:50,782
It's powered by love.
284
00:13:50,850 --> 00:13:52,751
Aww.
285
00:13:52,818 --> 00:13:55,087
Okay, stop loving me
so much so we can land.
286
00:13:55,154 --> 00:13:56,454
No problem.
287
00:14:01,327 --> 00:14:03,528
Okay, this tech dump
288
00:14:03,596 --> 00:14:06,531
has every kind of high-tech
communications device.
289
00:14:06,599 --> 00:14:10,302
Using all of them, I'm sure
I can get a message home.
290
00:14:11,938 --> 00:14:14,306
There. Finished.
291
00:14:20,380 --> 00:14:24,049
Oh, God, I can't believe
I abandoned Fry.
292
00:14:24,117 --> 00:14:26,684
I'll never forget the feel
of his soft skin
293
00:14:26,752 --> 00:14:29,687
against my flailing fists.
294
00:14:33,859 --> 00:14:36,128
Oh, wait, there's still
some beer left.
295
00:14:38,131 --> 00:14:39,965
Huh?
296
00:14:46,705 --> 00:14:48,673
"S.O.S."?
297
00:14:48,741 --> 00:14:50,542
Those are the letters
that Fry knows!
298
00:14:50,609 --> 00:14:52,144
He's alive!
299
00:14:53,746 --> 00:14:55,680
Yeah?
300
00:15:00,553 --> 00:15:03,555
Jrrr, how do I watch
a funny on the YouTube?
301
00:15:03,622 --> 00:15:04,990
It's my dad.
302
00:15:05,058 --> 00:15:06,158
Quick, hide!
303
00:15:09,728 --> 00:15:11,830
What's going on in here?
304
00:15:11,897 --> 00:15:13,265
Uh, nothing.
305
00:15:13,333 --> 00:15:14,699
I was just playing foosball.
306
00:15:14,767 --> 00:15:16,168
By myself.
307
00:15:16,235 --> 00:15:18,837
I thought I told you
to kill those foos.
308
00:15:20,773 --> 00:15:24,376
Hmm, let's just have a look
in the toy closet, shall we?
309
00:15:25,644 --> 00:15:27,779
Skull, skull, skull,
310
00:15:27,847 --> 00:15:30,582
skull, skull... wait.
311
00:15:30,649 --> 00:15:32,050
Why haven't you
fleamed this skull?
312
00:15:32,118 --> 00:15:34,186
Hi, Mr. Lrrr.
313
00:15:35,254 --> 00:15:36,955
Hey,
314
00:15:37,023 --> 00:15:38,357
you're one of those Earth spies
315
00:15:38,424 --> 00:15:39,458
from that Earth ship,
aren't you?
316
00:15:40,693 --> 00:15:41,926
Are you going to kill me?
317
00:15:41,995 --> 00:15:43,595
No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
318
00:15:43,662 --> 00:15:45,964
Jrrr is.
319
00:15:47,600 --> 00:15:50,535
Three... two... one.
320
00:15:56,309 --> 00:15:59,211
Hang on Fry,
I'm a-comin' to save you!
321
00:15:59,278 --> 00:16:02,214
You are... my... here... o.
322
00:16:02,281 --> 00:16:04,216
Shut up, Fry, I know it.
323
00:16:06,850 --> 00:16:08,951
It's a nice day.
324
00:16:09,019 --> 00:16:11,521
We'll take him out to the yard,
and after you shoot him,
325
00:16:11,588 --> 00:16:12,955
we'll play catch
with his bladder.
326
00:16:13,023 --> 00:16:14,190
But I can't.
327
00:16:14,258 --> 00:16:15,391
He's my pet.
328
00:16:15,459 --> 00:16:16,792
You shot your hamster.
329
00:16:16,860 --> 00:16:19,062
I told you, that was suicide.
330
00:16:20,431 --> 00:16:22,398
He looks kind of sick.
331
00:16:22,466 --> 00:16:23,766
What have you been feeding him?
332
00:16:23,833 --> 00:16:25,535
Uh, some stuff I made.
333
00:16:25,602 --> 00:16:26,902
Whatever.
334
00:16:26,970 --> 00:16:28,771
It's time I made
a man out of you.
335
00:16:28,838 --> 00:16:30,373
Right here, today,
336
00:16:30,441 --> 00:16:32,575
while I'm not missing
anything good on TV.
337
00:16:32,642 --> 00:16:34,944
Now get in there
and shoot your beloved pet!
338
00:16:38,549 --> 00:16:40,583
I guess this is good-bye.
339
00:16:42,119 --> 00:16:43,586
It's okay, Jrrr.
340
00:16:43,653 --> 00:16:45,788
The week I spent hiding
in your closet,
341
00:16:45,855 --> 00:16:49,492
eating your turds,
was the best week of my life.
342
00:16:55,299 --> 00:16:58,734
Aah!
343
00:17:02,005 --> 00:17:03,439
Run, boy! Run!
344
00:17:11,348 --> 00:17:14,584
He's escaping on a bicycle
powered by love.
345
00:17:14,651 --> 00:17:17,353
Which is an ordinary thing
on this planet.
346
00:17:23,494 --> 00:17:26,095
They're getting away.
347
00:17:26,163 --> 00:17:27,463
Love harder!
348
00:17:27,531 --> 00:17:28,531
We can't, sir.
349
00:17:28,599 --> 00:17:30,032
The men have been hurt
too often.
350
00:17:34,505 --> 00:17:35,838
We did it!
351
00:17:35,905 --> 00:17:37,340
We're home free!
352
00:17:37,407 --> 00:17:38,641
Yes, but...
353
00:17:38,708 --> 00:17:40,376
I'm dying.
354
00:17:40,444 --> 00:17:42,178
Not 'cause of the turds.
355
00:17:42,246 --> 00:17:43,446
Can I have a turd?
356
00:17:43,514 --> 00:17:44,813
Just rest.
357
00:17:44,881 --> 00:17:47,016
I'm gonna get you to a vet.
358
00:17:49,428 --> 00:17:51,011
_
359
00:17:55,292 --> 00:17:58,561
I am Drrr, doctor of the planet
Omicron Persei 8.
360
00:17:58,629 --> 00:18:01,130
It appears you may have
ingested something toxic.
361
00:18:01,198 --> 00:18:03,466
Open your mouth
and say "ahhhh!"
362
00:18:03,534 --> 00:18:06,001
- Ahhhh.
- Good God!
363
00:18:06,069 --> 00:18:08,704
Here, take some of this herb
to ease the pain.
364
00:18:08,772 --> 00:18:11,174
Can you save him?
365
00:18:11,241 --> 00:18:14,076
I could, but he'd only live
another 80 years at most.
366
00:18:14,144 --> 00:18:15,711
The humane thing is
to put him to sleep.
367
00:18:15,779 --> 00:18:17,713
Oh!
368
00:18:17,781 --> 00:18:19,182
Stop!
369
00:18:19,249 --> 00:18:21,750
I won't let you do it!
370
00:18:21,818 --> 00:18:22,751
Dad?
371
00:18:22,819 --> 00:18:24,487
Because you have to do it.
372
00:18:24,555 --> 00:18:27,990
Be a man for once and fleam
this wretched creature.
373
00:18:28,058 --> 00:18:30,059
I won't.
374
00:18:30,126 --> 00:18:32,161
I'm not exactly like you, okay?
375
00:18:32,229 --> 00:18:34,397
I don't want to conquer planets
or kill things,
376
00:18:34,464 --> 00:18:36,265
or wear a lame cape.
377
00:18:36,333 --> 00:18:38,201
It's not lame, it's lamé.
378
00:18:38,268 --> 00:18:40,369
And this thing lying on the bed?
379
00:18:40,437 --> 00:18:43,172
He may be a weird skin ball
full of love
380
00:18:43,240 --> 00:18:44,607
and some kind of red juice--
381
00:18:44,675 --> 00:18:46,008
which is delicious, by the way;
382
00:18:46,076 --> 00:18:47,710
I've been drinking it
every day--
383
00:18:47,777 --> 00:18:48,944
but we're friends.
384
00:18:49,012 --> 00:18:51,514
And I will not kill him.
385
00:18:56,620 --> 00:18:58,454
You know,
386
00:18:58,522 --> 00:19:01,056
standing up to me
is pretty manly.
387
00:19:01,124 --> 00:19:02,625
I'll tell you what, sport.
388
00:19:02,693 --> 00:19:03,959
I'll kill him for you.
389
00:19:04,027 --> 00:19:05,228
Good news!
390
00:19:05,295 --> 00:19:06,862
Nobody has to kill him
after all.
391
00:19:06,930 --> 00:19:09,265
Because he already died!
392
00:19:11,000 --> 00:19:12,602
T.!
393
00:19:18,141 --> 00:19:19,875
Son...
394
00:19:19,943 --> 00:19:21,977
I didn't mean it about the cape.
395
00:19:22,045 --> 00:19:23,779
Capes are cool!
396
00:19:25,815 --> 00:19:28,384
He's alive.
397
00:19:28,452 --> 00:19:30,786
At least his butt is.
398
00:19:34,858 --> 00:19:37,593
Fry?
399
00:19:37,661 --> 00:19:39,462
Bender.
400
00:19:39,529 --> 00:19:42,097
I knew you wouldn't abandon
me for much more than a week.
401
00:19:42,165 --> 00:19:43,266
What's happening?
402
00:19:43,333 --> 00:19:44,500
Why is his butt glowing?
403
00:19:44,568 --> 00:19:46,135
The electromagnetic intensity
404
00:19:46,202 --> 00:19:47,803
of the robot's friendship
is causing the herbs
405
00:19:47,871 --> 00:19:49,972
in his bowels
to bioluminesce with love.
406
00:19:50,039 --> 00:19:51,340
Probably.
407
00:19:51,408 --> 00:19:52,575
That's right, ugly.
408
00:19:52,643 --> 00:19:54,510
I'm here to take
my friend home.
409
00:19:54,578 --> 00:19:57,346
Whoa, is that a fleam?
410
00:19:57,414 --> 00:19:59,615
But, T., can't you stay with me?
411
00:19:59,683 --> 00:20:01,317
We could grow up together.
412
00:20:01,385 --> 00:20:04,453
No. I need to grow up
on my own planet.
413
00:20:04,521 --> 00:20:07,923
I must bid you farewell,
my special friend.
414
00:20:17,934 --> 00:20:21,470
What the hell's
been going on around here?
415
00:20:25,074 --> 00:20:26,809
Ah, Fry!
416
00:20:26,876 --> 00:20:29,312
You've been working so hard,
we haven't seen you in days.
417
00:20:29,379 --> 00:20:30,446
Wait, what?
418
00:20:30,514 --> 00:20:32,682
No, I was stuck
on... Ow!
419
00:20:32,749 --> 00:20:36,185
Stuck on another delivery
that he undertook on his own.
420
00:20:36,252 --> 00:20:39,388
We're all very lucky
and not suspicious to have him.
421
00:20:39,456 --> 00:20:40,956
Hey, Fry,
422
00:20:41,024 --> 00:20:43,359
things sure have been
going great between us.
423
00:20:43,427 --> 00:20:46,061
Remember that make out
session in that dark closet?
424
00:20:46,129 --> 00:20:48,030
You were like a machine.
425
00:20:48,097 --> 00:20:49,965
But I...
426
00:20:50,033 --> 00:20:52,368
Olive... you.
427
00:20:52,436 --> 00:20:54,169
It's me, Fry!
428
00:20:54,237 --> 00:20:56,171
It sure is.
429
00:21:02,259 --> 00:21:03,360
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