1 00:00:04,478 --> 00:00:10,531 Sync and corrections by n17t01 www.addic7ed.com 2 00:00:28,414 --> 00:00:30,716 Coming this fall. 3 00:00:30,784 --> 00:00:33,018 Some cops can read minds. 4 00:00:33,086 --> 00:00:35,587 Did you do it or not? I'm not a mind reader. 5 00:00:35,655 --> 00:00:37,956 Some cops can see the past. 6 00:00:38,024 --> 00:00:39,357 I could solve this crime 7 00:00:39,425 --> 00:00:41,426 if only I had personally watched it happen. 8 00:00:41,494 --> 00:00:44,229 And some cops get help from angels. 9 00:00:44,297 --> 00:00:46,631 Come on, Gabriel, you must have seen something! 10 00:00:46,700 --> 00:00:49,634 Nah, man, I ain't seen nothing for no cop. 11 00:00:52,471 --> 00:00:54,073 But there's still one cop 12 00:00:54,140 --> 00:00:56,641 with no special abilities whatsoever. 13 00:00:56,710 --> 00:00:59,778 Ah, there's only one way to know who committed this crime. 14 00:00:59,846 --> 00:01:02,614 I'll just have to... find out. 15 00:01:02,682 --> 00:01:05,617 Detective Klaus Mandela is... 16 00:01:05,618 --> 00:01:07,613 _ 17 00:01:07,620 --> 00:01:10,723 This truly is the golden age of television. 18 00:01:10,790 --> 00:01:13,458 Hey, Papa, want to help me earn a merit badge? 19 00:01:13,526 --> 00:01:14,993 Hmm? Sorry, son. 20 00:01:15,061 --> 00:01:17,596 Right now, NBC needs my love more than you do. 21 00:01:19,298 --> 00:01:20,966 Lrrr! 22 00:01:21,034 --> 00:01:23,936 Either help the boy, or go outside and degauss the lawn! 23 00:01:24,003 --> 00:01:25,938 Oh, very well. 24 00:01:27,974 --> 00:01:29,908 Merit badges. 25 00:01:29,976 --> 00:01:31,509 Ah, this brings me back. 26 00:01:31,577 --> 00:01:33,612 Oh, Bone Whittling. 27 00:01:33,679 --> 00:01:35,447 I used to love that. 28 00:01:35,514 --> 00:01:37,082 Patricide. 29 00:01:37,150 --> 00:01:39,118 Well, let's work up to that one. 30 00:01:39,185 --> 00:01:40,452 How about Skull Arranging? 31 00:01:40,519 --> 00:01:42,420 That is for Grrrl Scouts! 32 00:01:42,488 --> 00:01:45,124 Men bring the skulls home, women arrange them. 33 00:01:45,191 --> 00:01:47,626 I'm gonna help you earn a manly badge. 34 00:01:47,693 --> 00:01:49,161 Planetary Invasion! 35 00:01:49,229 --> 00:01:50,328 Ah. 36 00:01:50,396 --> 00:01:52,197 But that's really hard. 37 00:01:52,265 --> 00:01:54,133 Hard shmard. 38 00:01:54,200 --> 00:01:57,335 I'll let you invade the easiest planet in the whole galaxy. 39 00:01:57,403 --> 00:02:00,873 Good news, everyone! 40 00:02:00,940 --> 00:02:03,008 I'm in terrible pain. 41 00:02:03,076 --> 00:02:05,510 - How is that good news? - It's not. 42 00:02:05,578 --> 00:02:09,047 I've run out of Good News brand herbal supplement. 43 00:02:09,115 --> 00:02:12,117 If you don't get me more Good News, everyone, 44 00:02:12,185 --> 00:02:16,721 my arthritis will make me seize up like a dried monkey carcass. 45 00:02:16,790 --> 00:02:18,123 I've seen those. 46 00:02:18,191 --> 00:02:19,524 In the Great Monkey Desert. 47 00:02:21,961 --> 00:02:23,628 We interrupt your TV being off 48 00:02:23,696 --> 00:02:25,230 for this special bulletin. 49 00:02:25,298 --> 00:02:28,667 An alien saucer has been detected en route to Earth. 50 00:02:28,734 --> 00:02:31,170 We now go live to the White House lawn, 51 00:02:31,237 --> 00:02:33,205 where such things usually land. 52 00:02:43,049 --> 00:02:44,582 Go on. 53 00:02:44,650 --> 00:02:46,384 Ring the bell and invade them. 54 00:02:47,753 --> 00:02:49,654 Yes? 55 00:02:49,722 --> 00:02:51,256 Um, hi? 56 00:02:51,324 --> 00:02:55,093 I-I'm Jrrr, of the planet Omicron Persei 8. 57 00:02:55,161 --> 00:02:57,196 Uh, what's that? Speak up, son. 58 00:02:57,263 --> 00:02:58,864 Don't look at me. 59 00:02:58,932 --> 00:03:00,732 You're invading him. 60 00:03:00,800 --> 00:03:04,903 I just wanted to know-- well, I'm here to invade your planet? 61 00:03:08,407 --> 00:03:09,942 Oh, what a cute little... 62 00:03:11,644 --> 00:03:12,845 Uh-oh. 63 00:03:12,912 --> 00:03:14,346 Brannigan! 64 00:03:14,413 --> 00:03:15,714 Get out here and surrender 65 00:03:15,781 --> 00:03:18,350 before I get my expletives deleted! 66 00:03:21,321 --> 00:03:22,787 And Earth is yours. 67 00:03:22,856 --> 00:03:25,590 So, sire, how may I please you? 68 00:03:25,658 --> 00:03:26,959 Go ahead. 69 00:03:27,026 --> 00:03:28,793 His bowels aren't gonna disem themselves. 70 00:03:28,862 --> 00:03:30,062 Can't we just go? 71 00:03:30,129 --> 00:03:31,363 Mm-mm. 72 00:03:31,430 --> 00:03:32,764 Not until you blow something up. 73 00:03:32,832 --> 00:03:34,632 Aw, man. 74 00:03:40,273 --> 00:03:42,941 Uh... uh... 75 00:03:43,009 --> 00:03:44,943 Just pick something and blow it up 76 00:03:45,011 --> 00:03:47,479 so I can get home in time for The Finder-Outer. 77 00:03:47,546 --> 00:03:48,881 Oh... 78 00:03:51,450 --> 00:03:52,985 What the...? 79 00:03:53,052 --> 00:03:54,253 All right, good enough. 80 00:03:54,320 --> 00:03:55,754 Let's go. 81 00:04:01,027 --> 00:04:03,728 He killed my second-to-last Agnew. 82 00:04:03,796 --> 00:04:05,063 Rosemary! 83 00:04:05,131 --> 00:04:07,399 Sweep the booze bottles off my desk! 84 00:04:07,466 --> 00:04:09,401 I'm addressing the planet. 85 00:04:09,468 --> 00:04:11,069 First, brush your teeth! 86 00:04:11,137 --> 00:04:12,971 Yeah, yeah. 87 00:04:13,039 --> 00:04:15,440 My fellow Earthicans, 88 00:04:15,508 --> 00:04:18,476 a great American monster has been silenced. 89 00:04:18,544 --> 00:04:20,412 Clone of Agnew is gone, 90 00:04:20,479 --> 00:04:24,149 killed in his clomping shoes by ruthless Omicronians. 91 00:04:24,217 --> 00:04:27,419 But we're gonna get even, by golly. 92 00:04:27,486 --> 00:04:29,754 Aw, crap, he's on every channel! 93 00:04:29,822 --> 00:04:32,090 Effective immediately, I'm calling for 94 00:04:32,158 --> 00:04:36,995 a planetary embargo against Omicron Persei 8. 95 00:04:37,063 --> 00:04:38,931 Where's my Hot in Cleveland? 96 00:04:38,998 --> 00:04:41,666 All trade with the Omicronians stops today. 97 00:04:41,734 --> 00:04:44,036 And that includes cultural exports. 98 00:04:44,103 --> 00:04:45,137 Cultural? 99 00:04:45,204 --> 00:04:46,939 I'm talking about TV! 100 00:04:47,006 --> 00:04:48,206 Nixon out! 101 00:04:48,274 --> 00:04:51,043 Arroooo...! 102 00:04:51,110 --> 00:04:54,346 No...! 103 00:04:56,349 --> 00:04:58,183 ...oooo...! 104 00:04:59,953 --> 00:05:03,221 Well, I never liked going to Omicron Persei 8 anyway. 105 00:05:03,289 --> 00:05:06,158 If we want to breathe sulfuric acid and get our heads torn off 106 00:05:06,225 --> 00:05:09,194 by giant lizards, we can always go to Gary, Indiana. 107 00:05:09,262 --> 00:05:12,864 Even I would never send you to Gary, Indiana. 108 00:05:12,932 --> 00:05:16,001 But I am sending you to Omicron Persei 8. 109 00:05:17,303 --> 00:05:19,137 Oh, my gosh, are you kidding?! 110 00:05:19,205 --> 00:05:22,174 You see, the active ingredient in my Good News 111 00:05:22,241 --> 00:05:26,078 herbal supplement grows only on Omicron Persei 8. 112 00:05:26,145 --> 00:05:28,913 And due to the embargo, the only place to get it 113 00:05:28,982 --> 00:05:31,083 is straight from the source. 114 00:05:31,150 --> 00:05:33,352 The deadly, deadly source. 115 00:05:33,419 --> 00:05:36,388 I will not endanger this crew for some quack remedy. 116 00:05:36,456 --> 00:05:40,725 Ha! The Sacred Weed of Omicron is a serious herb. 117 00:05:40,793 --> 00:05:42,494 Sacred Weed you say? 118 00:05:44,297 --> 00:05:48,100 Sweet toke of Ocracoke, this stuff's the Omichronic! 119 00:05:48,167 --> 00:05:49,267 To the ship! 120 00:05:54,807 --> 00:05:55,874 We can't get through. 121 00:05:55,941 --> 00:05:57,242 The planet's blockaded. 122 00:05:57,310 --> 00:05:58,576 That won't stop us. 123 00:05:58,644 --> 00:06:00,512 Activate cloaking device. 124 00:06:00,579 --> 00:06:01,880 There's no such thing. 125 00:06:01,947 --> 00:06:03,915 Then engage deflector shields. 126 00:06:03,983 --> 00:06:05,884 That's from TV, Geordi. 127 00:06:05,951 --> 00:06:08,520 Well, what sort of stealth technology do we have? 128 00:06:08,587 --> 00:06:09,921 A can of paint. 129 00:06:12,858 --> 00:06:15,460 Sir, there's an Omicronian ship 130 00:06:15,528 --> 00:06:17,129 requesting safe passage home. 131 00:06:17,196 --> 00:06:19,264 Home, eh? That's where I live. 132 00:06:19,332 --> 00:06:21,099 Let them through the blockade. 133 00:06:27,006 --> 00:06:30,608 Okay, buddy up and look out for Omicronians. 134 00:06:30,676 --> 00:06:33,545 It's up to everyone to get their partner back alive. 135 00:06:33,612 --> 00:06:35,580 Fry, you go with Bender. 136 00:06:35,648 --> 00:06:36,748 Amy, with Leela. 137 00:06:36,815 --> 00:06:39,051 And I'll go with... 138 00:06:39,118 --> 00:06:41,219 Screwed again, my friend. 139 00:06:45,291 --> 00:06:48,126 Hey, Bender, you better check your ass. 140 00:06:48,194 --> 00:06:50,095 I think it's leaking enchantment. 141 00:06:50,163 --> 00:06:52,664 That's not enchantment, it's the herbs! 142 00:06:52,731 --> 00:06:54,132 Bender's electric field 143 00:06:54,200 --> 00:06:56,435 is activating their bioluminescence. 144 00:06:56,502 --> 00:06:58,002 Whoa! 145 00:06:58,071 --> 00:07:00,138 We'll need scientific samples. 146 00:07:00,206 --> 00:07:02,941 Everyone, start filling these dime bags. 147 00:07:09,915 --> 00:07:11,349 Whoa, a palace! 148 00:07:11,417 --> 00:07:13,151 Parapets, battlements, 149 00:07:13,219 --> 00:07:15,587 everything my Big Book of Castles promised. 150 00:07:15,654 --> 00:07:17,355 I'm gonna sneak a closer look. 151 00:07:17,423 --> 00:07:20,258 Bender, you'll let me know if we have to cheese it, right? 152 00:07:20,326 --> 00:07:22,260 First Law of Robotics, baby. 153 00:07:31,104 --> 00:07:32,471 Five-O, five-O! 154 00:07:32,538 --> 00:07:33,638 Five what? 155 00:07:33,706 --> 00:07:35,307 Five Omicronians! 156 00:07:35,374 --> 00:07:38,176 Everyone, grab your buddy and get back to the ship! 157 00:07:40,045 --> 00:07:42,147 Coming through! 158 00:07:42,215 --> 00:07:44,316 Is everyone on board? 159 00:07:44,383 --> 00:07:45,550 I got my buddy. 160 00:07:45,618 --> 00:07:47,018 Hermes is my buddy. 161 00:07:47,086 --> 00:07:49,121 Bender, where's Fry? 162 00:07:49,188 --> 00:07:50,989 I saw him in the, uh, kitchen. 163 00:07:51,056 --> 00:07:52,324 With Dinah. 164 00:07:52,391 --> 00:07:54,726 You know, the dyno-matic food-service robot. 165 00:07:54,793 --> 00:07:56,161 Let's go already! 166 00:08:02,535 --> 00:08:04,302 I smell the stink of Earth humans. 167 00:08:04,370 --> 00:08:05,504 Fan out! 168 00:08:07,406 --> 00:08:10,475 They got away, Your Scaliness. 169 00:08:10,543 --> 00:08:12,310 We must have just missed them. 170 00:08:12,378 --> 00:08:14,312 The ground is still warm. 171 00:08:22,422 --> 00:08:24,489 I want my Earth shows! 172 00:08:24,558 --> 00:08:26,992 These local programs are completely unwatchable. 173 00:08:29,596 --> 00:08:33,265 Hey, Pops, want to play skull ball? 174 00:08:33,332 --> 00:08:35,300 I'm watching something here. 175 00:08:43,509 --> 00:08:45,844 Hello? 176 00:08:47,614 --> 00:08:49,782 Ow! 177 00:08:51,618 --> 00:08:54,352 Uh, y-you can come out. 178 00:08:54,420 --> 00:08:56,622 Don't be s-scared. 179 00:09:06,199 --> 00:09:08,133 Mmm. 180 00:09:18,444 --> 00:09:19,878 You're an alien? 181 00:09:19,946 --> 00:09:21,580 Do you speak English? 182 00:09:21,648 --> 00:09:23,749 English? 183 00:09:23,817 --> 00:09:25,250 You must be a terrestrial 184 00:09:25,318 --> 00:09:27,086 from that Earth ship they were hunting. 185 00:09:27,153 --> 00:09:28,988 Don't worry, I won't hurt you. 186 00:09:29,055 --> 00:09:30,022 Hey, thanks. 187 00:09:30,090 --> 00:09:31,223 You want some candy? 188 00:09:31,290 --> 00:09:34,159 Ew. You were eating my turds? 189 00:09:34,227 --> 00:09:35,393 Feces pieces? 190 00:09:35,461 --> 00:09:36,595 Blech! 191 00:09:36,663 --> 00:09:37,863 You must be hungry. 192 00:09:37,931 --> 00:09:39,231 Really hungry. 193 00:09:39,298 --> 00:09:40,833 Come inside, I'll feed you. 194 00:09:40,900 --> 00:09:43,335 Okay, but I'm kind of picky. 195 00:09:44,604 --> 00:09:46,105 I'm gonna call you "T." 196 00:09:46,172 --> 00:09:47,339 For terrestrial? 197 00:09:47,406 --> 00:09:48,941 No, "turd-eater." 198 00:09:49,009 --> 00:09:50,943 But I have to hide you from my dad. 199 00:09:51,011 --> 00:09:52,745 He's really mad at humans 200 00:09:52,812 --> 00:09:55,047 'cause he can't watch television. 201 00:09:55,115 --> 00:09:57,049 Your dad must be Lrrr! 202 00:09:57,117 --> 00:10:00,418 "Ruler of the planet Omicron Persei 8." 203 00:10:02,656 --> 00:10:04,690 He's a terrible father. 204 00:10:06,693 --> 00:10:09,795 Bender, do you know where Fry is? 205 00:10:09,863 --> 00:10:13,398 I haven't seen him since we got back from Omicron Persei 8. 206 00:10:13,466 --> 00:10:15,934 Fry? Uh, you just missed him. 207 00:10:16,002 --> 00:10:17,870 He went out to buy you flowers. 208 00:10:17,937 --> 00:10:19,371 Whatever kind you like best. 209 00:10:19,438 --> 00:10:20,906 'Cause he loves you and crap. 210 00:10:20,974 --> 00:10:23,042 Aw, that's so sweet. 211 00:10:23,109 --> 00:10:25,377 Thanks, Bender. 212 00:10:25,444 --> 00:10:27,245 Dude! 213 00:10:27,313 --> 00:10:30,916 That herb you scored cleared up my arthritis and my glaucoma. 214 00:10:30,984 --> 00:10:32,751 Have you seen Fry? 215 00:10:32,819 --> 00:10:34,787 Fry? Uh, he, uh, 216 00:10:34,854 --> 00:10:37,790 went to get you a burrito at the gas station. 217 00:10:37,857 --> 00:10:39,257 Awesome. 218 00:10:39,325 --> 00:10:41,994 You got to love a dude that brings the munchie. 219 00:10:42,062 --> 00:10:45,798 Fry is one guy I'd definitely never abandon. 220 00:10:51,838 --> 00:10:53,238 This is my fleam. 221 00:10:53,306 --> 00:10:55,407 You use it to peel the skin off your enemies 222 00:10:55,474 --> 00:10:57,642 layer by layer till they die or whatever. 223 00:10:57,711 --> 00:11:00,979 Neat! Hey, you know who would love fleaming stuff? 224 00:11:01,047 --> 00:11:02,647 My friend Bender, 225 00:11:02,716 --> 00:11:05,317 who I'll never see again. 226 00:11:05,384 --> 00:11:08,120 Aw, you're homesick, aren't you, T.? 227 00:11:08,188 --> 00:11:11,623 Mmm-hm. I miss Earth, and I'm still hungry. 228 00:11:11,691 --> 00:11:13,358 Do you have any more of that candy? 229 00:11:13,426 --> 00:11:15,427 No, but I have a toy Earth. 230 00:11:17,430 --> 00:11:20,132 Home. 231 00:11:35,715 --> 00:11:36,715 I didn't abandon you! 232 00:11:36,783 --> 00:11:37,816 You wandered off! 233 00:11:37,884 --> 00:11:39,785 Stop judging me, Fry-bed! 234 00:11:41,587 --> 00:11:45,124 Oh, it's just not the same 235 00:11:45,191 --> 00:11:47,059 without the muffled screams. 236 00:11:47,127 --> 00:11:49,061 If only I could hear your voice again. 237 00:11:52,365 --> 00:11:53,698 Hello, it's me, Fry! 238 00:11:53,767 --> 00:11:55,533 I'm not here right now, 239 00:11:55,601 --> 00:11:57,970 'cause we're out getting drunk at the Olive Garden. 240 00:11:58,037 --> 00:11:59,337 So just leave a message 241 00:11:59,405 --> 00:12:01,573 for myself or Bender after the tone. 242 00:12:01,641 --> 00:12:02,707 See you! 243 00:12:04,244 --> 00:12:05,744 Awww. 244 00:12:07,147 --> 00:12:09,014 Fry? Are you home? 245 00:12:09,082 --> 00:12:12,350 We're supposed to have a date at the adults-only pancake house. 246 00:12:12,418 --> 00:12:15,087 Of course he's here and not on another planet! 247 00:12:16,389 --> 00:12:17,890 Ooh. 248 00:12:17,957 --> 00:12:21,493 In fact, he's about to talk to you right now. 249 00:12:21,560 --> 00:12:23,195 Oh, good. 250 00:12:23,263 --> 00:12:25,197 Hello, it's me, Fry. 251 00:12:25,265 --> 00:12:27,032 I'm... drunk... right now. 252 00:12:27,100 --> 00:12:29,034 So just leave. 253 00:12:29,102 --> 00:12:30,269 Okay... 254 00:12:30,336 --> 00:12:31,503 I love you. 255 00:12:31,570 --> 00:12:33,371 Olive... you. 256 00:12:36,943 --> 00:12:41,246 And finally, our new employee of the month is Fry. 257 00:12:41,314 --> 00:12:43,715 He's really been putting his nose to the grindstone, 258 00:12:43,783 --> 00:12:46,084 according to Bender's constant updates. 259 00:12:46,152 --> 00:12:49,387 He's been working so hard, we barely even see him. 260 00:12:49,455 --> 00:12:51,023 It's strange, that. 261 00:12:51,090 --> 00:12:52,524 There's nothing strange about it. 262 00:12:52,591 --> 00:12:53,926 He's just out of sight 263 00:12:53,993 --> 00:12:56,028 around this corner, exterminating mice. 264 00:12:57,330 --> 00:12:59,198 Mice... Mice... 265 00:12:59,265 --> 00:13:00,632 Myself... Elf... 266 00:13:00,700 --> 00:13:02,134 - Elf. - Oops. 267 00:13:02,202 --> 00:13:04,236 Elves are back. 268 00:13:09,675 --> 00:13:11,276 T. text home? 269 00:13:11,344 --> 00:13:12,544 Sorry, boy. 270 00:13:12,611 --> 00:13:14,046 'Cause of the embargo, 271 00:13:14,113 --> 00:13:15,814 our planets aren't allowed to communicate. 272 00:13:15,882 --> 00:13:17,816 Update Facebook status home? 273 00:13:19,152 --> 00:13:20,986 Look, my scout manual 274 00:13:21,054 --> 00:13:23,155 has a section on emergency communication. 275 00:13:23,223 --> 00:13:24,823 Maybe we can rig something up. 276 00:13:24,891 --> 00:13:26,091 Would you like that, boy? 277 00:13:26,159 --> 00:13:27,459 Huh? Would you, boy? 278 00:13:33,299 --> 00:13:35,934 Watch out! 279 00:13:36,002 --> 00:13:37,802 Whoa! 280 00:13:39,805 --> 00:13:41,006 Sorry. 281 00:13:41,074 --> 00:13:43,075 This planet has a moon problem. 282 00:13:47,180 --> 00:13:49,081 So what makes this thing fly? 283 00:13:49,148 --> 00:13:50,782 It's powered by love. 284 00:13:50,850 --> 00:13:52,751 Aww. 285 00:13:52,818 --> 00:13:55,087 Okay, stop loving me so much so we can land. 286 00:13:55,154 --> 00:13:56,454 No problem. 287 00:14:01,327 --> 00:14:03,528 Okay, this tech dump 288 00:14:03,596 --> 00:14:06,531 has every kind of high-tech communications device. 289 00:14:06,599 --> 00:14:10,302 Using all of them, I'm sure I can get a message home. 290 00:14:11,938 --> 00:14:14,306 There. Finished. 291 00:14:20,380 --> 00:14:24,049 Oh, God, I can't believe I abandoned Fry. 292 00:14:24,117 --> 00:14:26,684 I'll never forget the feel of his soft skin 293 00:14:26,752 --> 00:14:29,687 against my flailing fists. 294 00:14:33,859 --> 00:14:36,128 Oh, wait, there's still some beer left. 295 00:14:38,131 --> 00:14:39,965 Huh? 296 00:14:46,705 --> 00:14:48,673 "S.O.S."? 297 00:14:48,741 --> 00:14:50,542 Those are the letters that Fry knows! 298 00:14:50,609 --> 00:14:52,144 He's alive! 299 00:14:53,746 --> 00:14:55,680 Yeah? 300 00:15:00,553 --> 00:15:03,555 Jrrr, how do I watch a funny on the YouTube? 301 00:15:03,622 --> 00:15:04,990 It's my dad. 302 00:15:05,058 --> 00:15:06,158 Quick, hide! 303 00:15:09,728 --> 00:15:11,830 What's going on in here? 304 00:15:11,897 --> 00:15:13,265 Uh, nothing. 305 00:15:13,333 --> 00:15:14,699 I was just playing foosball. 306 00:15:14,767 --> 00:15:16,168 By myself. 307 00:15:16,235 --> 00:15:18,837 I thought I told you to kill those foos. 308 00:15:20,773 --> 00:15:24,376 Hmm, let's just have a look in the toy closet, shall we? 309 00:15:25,644 --> 00:15:27,779 Skull, skull, skull, 310 00:15:27,847 --> 00:15:30,582 skull, skull... wait. 311 00:15:30,649 --> 00:15:32,050 Why haven't you fleamed this skull? 312 00:15:32,118 --> 00:15:34,186 Hi, Mr. Lrrr. 313 00:15:35,254 --> 00:15:36,955 Hey, 314 00:15:37,023 --> 00:15:38,357 you're one of those Earth spies 315 00:15:38,424 --> 00:15:39,458 from that Earth ship, aren't you? 316 00:15:40,693 --> 00:15:41,926 Are you going to kill me? 317 00:15:41,995 --> 00:15:43,595 No, no, no, no, no, no, no. 318 00:15:43,662 --> 00:15:45,964 Jrrr is. 319 00:15:47,600 --> 00:15:50,535 Three... two... one. 320 00:15:56,309 --> 00:15:59,211 Hang on Fry, I'm a-comin' to save you! 321 00:15:59,278 --> 00:16:02,214 You are... my... here... o. 322 00:16:02,281 --> 00:16:04,216 Shut up, Fry, I know it. 323 00:16:06,850 --> 00:16:08,951 It's a nice day. 324 00:16:09,019 --> 00:16:11,521 We'll take him out to the yard, and after you shoot him, 325 00:16:11,588 --> 00:16:12,955 we'll play catch with his bladder. 326 00:16:13,023 --> 00:16:14,190 But I can't. 327 00:16:14,258 --> 00:16:15,391 He's my pet. 328 00:16:15,459 --> 00:16:16,792 You shot your hamster. 329 00:16:16,860 --> 00:16:19,062 I told you, that was suicide. 330 00:16:20,431 --> 00:16:22,398 He looks kind of sick. 331 00:16:22,466 --> 00:16:23,766 What have you been feeding him? 332 00:16:23,833 --> 00:16:25,535 Uh, some stuff I made. 333 00:16:25,602 --> 00:16:26,902 Whatever. 334 00:16:26,970 --> 00:16:28,771 It's time I made a man out of you. 335 00:16:28,838 --> 00:16:30,373 Right here, today, 336 00:16:30,441 --> 00:16:32,575 while I'm not missing anything good on TV. 337 00:16:32,642 --> 00:16:34,944 Now get in there and shoot your beloved pet! 338 00:16:38,549 --> 00:16:40,583 I guess this is good-bye. 339 00:16:42,119 --> 00:16:43,586 It's okay, Jrrr. 340 00:16:43,653 --> 00:16:45,788 The week I spent hiding in your closet, 341 00:16:45,855 --> 00:16:49,492 eating your turds, was the best week of my life. 342 00:16:55,299 --> 00:16:58,734 Aah! 343 00:17:02,005 --> 00:17:03,439 Run, boy! Run! 344 00:17:11,348 --> 00:17:14,584 He's escaping on a bicycle powered by love. 345 00:17:14,651 --> 00:17:17,353 Which is an ordinary thing on this planet. 346 00:17:23,494 --> 00:17:26,095 They're getting away. 347 00:17:26,163 --> 00:17:27,463 Love harder! 348 00:17:27,531 --> 00:17:28,531 We can't, sir. 349 00:17:28,599 --> 00:17:30,032 The men have been hurt too often. 350 00:17:34,505 --> 00:17:35,838 We did it! 351 00:17:35,905 --> 00:17:37,340 We're home free! 352 00:17:37,407 --> 00:17:38,641 Yes, but... 353 00:17:38,708 --> 00:17:40,376 I'm dying. 354 00:17:40,444 --> 00:17:42,178 Not 'cause of the turds. 355 00:17:42,246 --> 00:17:43,446 Can I have a turd? 356 00:17:43,514 --> 00:17:44,813 Just rest. 357 00:17:44,881 --> 00:17:47,016 I'm gonna get you to a vet. 358 00:17:49,428 --> 00:17:51,011 _ 359 00:17:55,292 --> 00:17:58,561 I am Drrr, doctor of the planet Omicron Persei 8. 360 00:17:58,629 --> 00:18:01,130 It appears you may have ingested something toxic. 361 00:18:01,198 --> 00:18:03,466 Open your mouth and say "ahhhh!" 362 00:18:03,534 --> 00:18:06,001 - Ahhhh. - Good God! 363 00:18:06,069 --> 00:18:08,704 Here, take some of this herb to ease the pain. 364 00:18:08,772 --> 00:18:11,174 Can you save him? 365 00:18:11,241 --> 00:18:14,076 I could, but he'd only live another 80 years at most. 366 00:18:14,144 --> 00:18:15,711 The humane thing is to put him to sleep. 367 00:18:15,779 --> 00:18:17,713 Oh! 368 00:18:17,781 --> 00:18:19,182 Stop! 369 00:18:19,249 --> 00:18:21,750 I won't let you do it! 370 00:18:21,818 --> 00:18:22,751 Dad? 371 00:18:22,819 --> 00:18:24,487 Because you have to do it. 372 00:18:24,555 --> 00:18:27,990 Be a man for once and fleam this wretched creature. 373 00:18:28,058 --> 00:18:30,059 I won't. 374 00:18:30,126 --> 00:18:32,161 I'm not exactly like you, okay? 375 00:18:32,229 --> 00:18:34,397 I don't want to conquer planets or kill things, 376 00:18:34,464 --> 00:18:36,265 or wear a lame cape. 377 00:18:36,333 --> 00:18:38,201 It's not lame, it's lamé. 378 00:18:38,268 --> 00:18:40,369 And this thing lying on the bed? 379 00:18:40,437 --> 00:18:43,172 He may be a weird skin ball full of love 380 00:18:43,240 --> 00:18:44,607 and some kind of red juice-- 381 00:18:44,675 --> 00:18:46,008 which is delicious, by the way; 382 00:18:46,076 --> 00:18:47,710 I've been drinking it every day-- 383 00:18:47,777 --> 00:18:48,944 but we're friends. 384 00:18:49,012 --> 00:18:51,514 And I will not kill him. 385 00:18:56,620 --> 00:18:58,454 You know, 386 00:18:58,522 --> 00:19:01,056 standing up to me is pretty manly. 387 00:19:01,124 --> 00:19:02,625 I'll tell you what, sport. 388 00:19:02,693 --> 00:19:03,959 I'll kill him for you. 389 00:19:04,027 --> 00:19:05,228 Good news! 390 00:19:05,295 --> 00:19:06,862 Nobody has to kill him after all. 391 00:19:06,930 --> 00:19:09,265 Because he already died! 392 00:19:11,000 --> 00:19:12,602 T.! 393 00:19:18,141 --> 00:19:19,875 Son... 394 00:19:19,943 --> 00:19:21,977 I didn't mean it about the cape. 395 00:19:22,045 --> 00:19:23,779 Capes are cool! 396 00:19:25,815 --> 00:19:28,384 He's alive. 397 00:19:28,452 --> 00:19:30,786 At least his butt is. 398 00:19:34,858 --> 00:19:37,593 Fry? 399 00:19:37,661 --> 00:19:39,462 Bender. 400 00:19:39,529 --> 00:19:42,097 I knew you wouldn't abandon me for much more than a week. 401 00:19:42,165 --> 00:19:43,266 What's happening? 402 00:19:43,333 --> 00:19:44,500 Why is his butt glowing? 403 00:19:44,568 --> 00:19:46,135 The electromagnetic intensity 404 00:19:46,202 --> 00:19:47,803 of the robot's friendship is causing the herbs 405 00:19:47,871 --> 00:19:49,972 in his bowels to bioluminesce with love. 406 00:19:50,039 --> 00:19:51,340 Probably. 407 00:19:51,408 --> 00:19:52,575 That's right, ugly. 408 00:19:52,643 --> 00:19:54,510 I'm here to take my friend home. 409 00:19:54,578 --> 00:19:57,346 Whoa, is that a fleam? 410 00:19:57,414 --> 00:19:59,615 But, T., can't you stay with me? 411 00:19:59,683 --> 00:20:01,317 We could grow up together. 412 00:20:01,385 --> 00:20:04,453 No. I need to grow up on my own planet. 413 00:20:04,521 --> 00:20:07,923 I must bid you farewell, my special friend. 414 00:20:17,934 --> 00:20:21,470 What the hell's been going on around here? 415 00:20:25,074 --> 00:20:26,809 Ah, Fry! 416 00:20:26,876 --> 00:20:29,312 You've been working so hard, we haven't seen you in days. 417 00:20:29,379 --> 00:20:30,446 Wait, what? 418 00:20:30,514 --> 00:20:32,682 No, I was stuck on... Ow! 419 00:20:32,749 --> 00:20:36,185 Stuck on another delivery that he undertook on his own. 420 00:20:36,252 --> 00:20:39,388 We're all very lucky and not suspicious to have him. 421 00:20:39,456 --> 00:20:40,956 Hey, Fry, 422 00:20:41,024 --> 00:20:43,359 things sure have been going great between us. 423 00:20:43,427 --> 00:20:46,061 Remember that make out session in that dark closet? 424 00:20:46,129 --> 00:20:48,030 You were like a machine. 425 00:20:48,097 --> 00:20:49,965 But I... 426 00:20:50,033 --> 00:20:52,368 Olive... you. 427 00:20:52,436 --> 00:20:54,169 It's me, Fry! 428 00:20:54,237 --> 00:20:56,171 It sure is. 429 00:21:02,259 --> 00:21:03,360 Sync and corrections by n17t01 www.addic7ed.com