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Sync and corrections by n17t01
www.addic7ed.com
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Planet Express Discount Prisoner
Transfer at your service.
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Take a good look,
Dr. Brutaloff.
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This prison is where you'll be
spending your 300-year sentence.
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Yeah, until you're defrosted
and wake up refreshed,
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unaware of any time
having passed.
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He... he heard you!
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Oh, please. It's probably just
the carbonite thawing slightly.
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Take him down to processing
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while I stay here
and get hooted at.
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Ooh, yeah, baby!
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Oh, stop.
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Fry, look!
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That's Silicon Red, the
universe's greatest folk singer!
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There's your wallet,
your guitar,
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and your gun.
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You're free to go.
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Ah, still cocked.
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So, he's a folk singer.
So what?
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So what? Have
you forgotten
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my lifelong dream of
being a folk singer...
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because I sure have
until right now.
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Silicon Red! Silicon Red!
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Hey, I have
a lifelong dream too.
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Of not being left alone
with a frozen supervillain.
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Don't try anything,
Dr. Brutaloff!
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I know karate.
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Aye-hyah!
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♪ Then I shot him and stabbed
him and stole all his gold ♪
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♪ And I tried on his face
while his body turned cold ♪
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Lovely.
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Just lovely.
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New topic. Can I have
your autograph,
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and also you tell me everything
you know about folk singing,
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and I'll take your guitar too?
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Old Salmonella? Son, I ought
to kill you for asking.
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We met doing hard time on
a Mississippi chain gang.
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And she'd been with me
through 30-odd convictions.
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30? You must be quite
a bungling lowlife.
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Anyhow, about the guitar.
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Aw, come on! I can't be
a famous folk singer
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without a cool guitar.
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Can I at least get a photo?
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And before you answer that...
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Now I'll just have someone
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duplicate your guitar.
Thanks, sucker.
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You're the
sucker, sucker. See...
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with all Salmonella and me been
through, her sound is unique.
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All your fancy technology
will never be able
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to copy this guitar.
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Using my fancy technology,
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I can make an exact copy
of this guitar.
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Tell me, Dr. Beeler.
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- Will I need to threaten you?
- Not at all.
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You see, nowadays we can take
a unique and beautiful object,
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and easily reduce it to a
formula for mass production.
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I call the process
"science."
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I'll just need to locate
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that guitar image
on your file system.
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Whoa, that's a lot of porn.
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Where'd you store
the guitar picture?
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I don't know.
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I mainly hang out in here.
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Ah-ha, your folk singing folder.
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I'll just double-kick on that.
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Got it.
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Now I'll convert that guitar
image to a wire-frame model.
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There, like so.
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And send it wirelessly
to my 3D printer.
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By laying down layer after layer
of nano-plastic,
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it can turn your wildest dreams
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into ordinary reality.
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Witchcraft! Sorcerer!
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Neat.
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So, how long will it take?
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Four or five hours.
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Shall we adjourn
to the porn folder?
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I call my new guitar Bender Mae
because Bender may be
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the greatest folk singer
of all time!
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It looks pretty authentic.
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You bet it's authentic.
See this scratch?
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I tell people she got it
while I was doing hard time
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with a New Hampshire
chain gang.
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I have a scratch too.
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From where Dr. Brutaloff slashed
me with his finger knives,
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right after he thawed
out of his carbonite,
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and right before he froze me
in his carbonite
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because you deserted me.
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Eh, you're always
getting frozen in stuff.
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It's your thing, man.
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Bender, you're not a folk singer
just 'cause you have a guitar.
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And a flannel shirt.
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I claim I won it
in a knife fight at J. Crew.
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It must be interesting
to win a knife fight.
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I wouldn't know.
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The point is... do you even
know any actual folk songs?
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Actual folk songs
are all public domain.
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Where's the money in that?
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I'll just make up my own.
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But, robot, you can't
just make up folk songs
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like you can a medical diploma.
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They have to come
from the heart.
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Wrong again, Zoidberg.
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While you were yakking,
I downloaded every folk song
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in the universe
and analyzed them.
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They're only
a few basic patterns.
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For example...
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36% of all folk-song heroes
work on a railroad
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and are named "Big" something.
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Next slide, please.
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75% of these big railroad men
have bad-hearted women
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who done them wrong,
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usually with a smooth-talking
rambler.
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There's a lot more,
but in the end,
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somebody kills somebody,
blah, blah, blah.
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♪ Somebody kills somebody,
blah, blah, blah ♪
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Catchy.
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Not what I meant,
but don't perform it
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without my permission!
Anyway...
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using this simple formula,
I can generate
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as many hit folk songs
as I want.
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All I need is an audience.
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And that's
where Silicon Red comes in.
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Man, all
this corncob pipe smoke
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is irritating my stab wounds.
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Ladies and gentlemen,
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I'm proud to present,
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fresh from another down-home
authentic prison term,
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the universe's greatest
folk singer,
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Silicon Red!
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Thank you.
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Silicon Red, everyone.
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I'm Ramblin' Rodriguez, the new
greatest folk singer ever.
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And I'm gonna sing
my new masterpiece,
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"The Ballad of Me,
Ramblin' Rodriguez."
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♪ Well... ♪
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♪ My bad-hearted woman
loved a smooth-talking gambler ♪
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♪ So I ran him over
with my train ♪
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♪ Lord, Lord, yes, I ♪
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♪ Ran him over with my train! ♪
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That name again
is Ramblin' Rodriguez.
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Why are they
booing me, Silicon?
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'Cause your song
was insincere, boy.
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Now, get out
and don't come back
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till you've lived a life
worth singing about.
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Yes, sir.
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And don't go to prison.
That's my shtick!
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I failed at
my lifelong dream again.
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How can I be so bad
at everything I try
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and still be so great?
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Bender, you have
a lovely baritone,
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and you sure can strum
that plastic guitar,
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but you can't write
a real folk song
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about experiences
you haven't had.
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Yeah, you should write a song
about a heartless robot
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who leaves his best friend
to be murdered.
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Look, Leela, I'd love to write
about my own experiences...
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The heartless robot is Bender.
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The best friend is me.
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How can you people be so blind?
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But I've never picked cotton
or been on top of Old Smokey
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or worked on anything
all the livelong day,
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let alone a railroad.
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Then go live among
the railroad men, why not?
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You'll come to understand them,
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just as I now understand
the ape-men of Earth.
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As stupid as
Zoidberg's idea is...
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it's brilliant when I have it.
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I'm off to the railroad
to become a folk singer.
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Uh, I'm looking for the wrong
side of the tracks.
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Then you've come to the right
side of the tracks.
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Have a seat, stranger.
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My name's Bender Rodriguez
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and I want to learn
the railroading business.
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Big Caboose. I'm
a steel-driving man
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working the trans-universal line.
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Wow, you've had
the exact experiences
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I want to steal for my song.
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Aw, heck, I'm nothing special.
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Just a down-home robot
with a big old hammer.
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Hammer, that should
be easy to rhyme.
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- You done time in the slammer?
- Uh, nope.
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- Been to Alabama?
- Sorry.
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How's your grammar?
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Praiseworthy.
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Bender, meet Fast Frank Brogan.
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Daredevil engineer dies
in the crash of Old '88.
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Dandy Jim and Gus.
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Gentlemen hobos
with a story to tell.
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I was got drunk
and ate my big toe.
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Can't say I miss it.
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And good old Cookie,
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the crusty comically inept
geological surveyor.
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Jiggers! I dropped
my sexton in the stew.
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♪ Been up north ♪
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♪ Been down south ♪
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♪ Got a real weak back ♪
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♪ I got a real big mouth ♪
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So while Bender goofs off
at some railroad camp,
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I have to deliver dynamite
to a railroad camp myself.
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And it's the same
railroad camp.
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I mean, the irony is palpable.
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Oops.
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Whoopsie.
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My bad.
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Dibs on the toes.
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So how's it going with
the real-world experience?
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Have you found a railroad man
to write a song about?
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Yep, my good friend
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Big Something here.
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Uh, Caboose.
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I'm a steel-driving man,
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and there ain't much more
to say about me.
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Not till now there wasn't.
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♪ Well, Big Caboose was
a steel-drivin' son of a gun ♪
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♪ Till a bad-hearted woman
he spied... ♪
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But, Bender,
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I never spied
no bad-hearted woman.
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In my song
you did--
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a temptress named--
I don't know-- Jezebel.
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Wow, creativity's hard work.
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Ah.
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You know my favorite
part of your song?
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The part where it ended.
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Then, settle in, 'cause that's
about a half hour from now.
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♪ Well, Jezebel's heart
did wander ♪
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♪ When she saw
that ramblin' man ♪
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♪ He was tall
and dark and shiny ♪
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♪ And a native Mexican. ♪
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That sleazy rambler sounds
an awful lot like you, Bender.
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Hey, thanks for noticing.
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Just for that, I'm gonna
slip you into the 57th verse.
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You can be my best friend
who abandons me when I need you.
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Now, that's a verse
we can all enjoy.
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♪ Well, Rodriguez ran ♪
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♪ To his best friend ♪
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♪ Said, "Help me
or I'll surely be killed" ♪
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♪ Fry laughed and he said,
"You deserted me once ♪
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♪ "Now it's your turn
to feel the chill, Lord, Lord ♪
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♪ Now it's your turn
to feel the chill." ♪
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You've accurately portrayed
the nature of my grievance.
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♪ Big Caboose went lookin'
for Rodriguez ♪
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♪ Straight
to New New York town ♪
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♪ He cried... ♪
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Bender, guess what.
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I met a fabulous girl and
we're engaged to be hitched.
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That's great, Caboose.
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Come on in and set a spell.
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Aw, no time.
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I got someplace to be.
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00:12:39,296 --> 00:12:40,863
See you soon, honeybunch.
255
00:12:40,897 --> 00:12:42,131
Okay, dumpling.
256
00:12:43,300 --> 00:12:46,102
My man's gone, gone.
257
00:12:46,136 --> 00:12:49,606
Oh, I'm so lonely and easy.
258
00:12:49,640 --> 00:12:51,608
Oh.
259
00:12:54,745 --> 00:12:55,978
Whoo-whoo.
260
00:13:01,218 --> 00:13:02,985
Oh, yeah.
261
00:13:03,019 --> 00:13:05,521
This is definitely going
in the song.
262
00:13:05,556 --> 00:13:09,191
♪ He cried, "Rambler,
you slept with my Jezebel." ♪
263
00:13:09,226 --> 00:13:11,327
Hey, what's your name, anyhow?
264
00:13:11,362 --> 00:13:12,328
Jezebel.
265
00:13:12,363 --> 00:13:13,329
Oh, good, I won't have
266
00:13:13,364 --> 00:13:14,797
to change any words.
267
00:13:22,839 --> 00:13:25,074
Yeah, you're right. It's getting late.
268
00:13:25,108 --> 00:13:26,509
I'll get your coat.
269
00:13:27,678 --> 00:13:29,979
Oh, hey, Big Caboose.
270
00:13:30,013 --> 00:13:31,547
What are you doing
here on Earth?
271
00:13:31,582 --> 00:13:34,884
I'm here for to see
Ramblin' Rodriguez.
272
00:13:34,918 --> 00:13:35,985
Well, he's at the
railroad camp.
273
00:13:36,019 --> 00:13:37,654
I know,
274
00:13:37,688 --> 00:13:41,658
but some strange force drew me
to New New York town.
275
00:13:41,692 --> 00:13:44,994
♪ That rambler slept
with my Jezebel ♪
276
00:13:45,028 --> 00:13:48,831
♪ Now I'm comin' for
to shoot him down, Lord, Lord ♪
277
00:13:48,865 --> 00:13:53,068
♪ Comin' for
to shoot him down. ♪
278
00:13:53,103 --> 00:13:57,239
Guess I'll go back
to the railroad camp now.
279
00:13:57,274 --> 00:14:00,943
That's weird, he sounded a lot
like Bender's folk song.
280
00:14:00,977 --> 00:14:02,878
Not a lot
like Bender's folk song--
281
00:14:02,913 --> 00:14:05,448
exactly like et cetera,
et cetera.
282
00:14:05,482 --> 00:14:07,417
His song is coming
true somehow.
283
00:14:07,451 --> 00:14:11,554
Oh, my God, reality is
infringing Bender's copyright.
284
00:14:13,290 --> 00:14:15,124
♪ "I'm comin' for to
shoot you down." ♪
285
00:14:15,158 --> 00:14:16,759
No, wait.
286
00:14:16,794 --> 00:14:19,729
♪ "I'm comin' for
to run you down." ♪
287
00:14:19,763 --> 00:14:20,896
With a train.
288
00:14:20,931 --> 00:14:21,897
Get it?
289
00:14:39,483 --> 00:14:42,585
It's over, Jezebel. Grab
your things and get out.
290
00:14:42,619 --> 00:14:44,119
I didn't bring any things.
291
00:14:44,154 --> 00:14:46,456
That's what I like
best about you, baby.
292
00:14:53,096 --> 00:14:55,931
Rambler, you slept
with my Jezebel,
293
00:14:55,966 --> 00:14:58,133
and I'm comin' for
to run you down, Lord, Lord.
294
00:14:58,168 --> 00:14:59,602
♪ I'm comin' for ♪
295
00:14:59,636 --> 00:15:04,273
♪ To run you down. ♪
296
00:15:41,858 --> 00:15:45,127
Fry, help, let me in.
297
00:15:46,228 --> 00:15:47,462
Bender?
298
00:15:47,496 --> 00:15:49,497
What are you doing?
It's 3:00 a.m.
299
00:15:49,532 --> 00:15:51,166
I don't care if it's three B.M.
300
00:15:51,200 --> 00:15:52,267
Open up and hide me!
301
00:15:52,301 --> 00:15:54,269
I don't think so, Bender.
302
00:15:54,303 --> 00:15:55,671
You deserted me once,
303
00:15:55,705 --> 00:15:59,007
and now it's your turn
to "feel the chill."
304
00:15:59,042 --> 00:16:00,441
Ha!
305
00:16:10,019 --> 00:16:11,653
Breaker, breaker.
306
00:16:11,688 --> 00:16:12,788
Hola.
307
00:16:14,223 --> 00:16:15,857
Professor, help.
308
00:16:15,892 --> 00:16:18,160
The hero of my folk song
tried to run me down,
309
00:16:18,194 --> 00:16:20,328
and Fry refused to save me.
310
00:16:20,362 --> 00:16:22,864
- That doesn't sound like me.
- Fry?
311
00:16:22,899 --> 00:16:25,400
But you just--
eh, I'll figure it out later.
312
00:16:25,434 --> 00:16:28,203
But first I'll kill you!
313
00:16:28,237 --> 00:16:30,138
Bender, stop.
314
00:16:30,173 --> 00:16:32,140
We've been trying
to warn you all night.
315
00:16:32,175 --> 00:16:34,475
You didn't answer
your cell phone telephone,
316
00:16:34,510 --> 00:16:36,477
so the Professor tried his CB.
317
00:16:36,512 --> 00:16:38,513
Uh, scratch that,
Rubber Turkey.
318
00:16:38,547 --> 00:16:40,716
We got a 20 on the tin man.
319
00:16:40,750 --> 00:16:42,884
Toodle-oo.
320
00:16:42,919 --> 00:16:46,254
But Fry betrayed me
at our apartment!
321
00:16:46,288 --> 00:16:47,823
Just like in your folk song.
322
00:16:47,857 --> 00:16:49,825
Somehow everything
you sang about
323
00:16:49,859 --> 00:16:51,827
is happening in real life.
324
00:16:51,861 --> 00:16:53,328
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
325
00:16:53,362 --> 00:16:55,197
Are you saying
that guy at the apartment
326
00:16:55,231 --> 00:16:57,432
was some kind
of exact copy of Fry?
327
00:16:57,466 --> 00:16:58,867
'Cause that's crazy.
328
00:16:58,901 --> 00:17:00,902
He's a unique and
beautiful object.
329
00:17:01,938 --> 00:17:03,304
The printer.
330
00:17:05,608 --> 00:17:08,343
Oh, I must have left
the wireless connection
331
00:17:08,377 --> 00:17:10,612
to your folk song
directory open.
332
00:17:10,646 --> 00:17:12,280
Everything you wrote
in the song got routed
333
00:17:12,314 --> 00:17:14,282
straight to the 3-D printer.
334
00:17:14,316 --> 00:17:17,085
Big Caboose,
duplicate Fry, even Cookie
335
00:17:17,120 --> 00:17:19,921
the crusty, comically inept
geological surveyor--
336
00:17:19,956 --> 00:17:21,890
they're all made
of nano-plastic.
337
00:17:21,924 --> 00:17:24,192
So, if Bender had sung
about, I don't know,
338
00:17:24,227 --> 00:17:26,294
some crazy giant land
octopus attacking me,
339
00:17:26,328 --> 00:17:28,529
it would have
actually happened?
340
00:17:28,564 --> 00:17:32,300
I can't even
imagine singing about such a thing.
341
00:17:32,334 --> 00:17:34,236
♪ Well... ♪
342
00:17:34,270 --> 00:17:36,071
Fry, run.
343
00:17:36,105 --> 00:17:38,874
Aw, relax, Beeler's
stupid machine takes hours
344
00:17:38,908 --> 00:17:39,875
to print anything.
345
00:17:39,909 --> 00:17:41,376
No, it doesn't.
346
00:17:41,410 --> 00:17:44,112
I improved it
using fancy modern technology.
347
00:17:52,588 --> 00:17:55,056
Bender, whatever you do,
348
00:17:55,091 --> 00:17:58,726
don't think about
any more octopuses.
349
00:17:58,761 --> 00:18:00,328
Octopuses?
350
00:18:00,362 --> 00:18:04,499
I believe the correct plural
is octopi.
351
00:18:06,869 --> 00:18:10,972
I'm sorry.
"Octopuses" is also acceptable.
352
00:18:11,007 --> 00:18:13,241
Think about puppies, Bender,
353
00:18:13,276 --> 00:18:15,076
cute, harmless, dead puppies.
354
00:18:15,111 --> 00:18:17,913
Don't worry. I'll disconnect
him from the printer.
355
00:18:17,947 --> 00:18:20,982
No, wait, I know how to save
Bender from Big Caboose.
356
00:18:23,186 --> 00:18:25,586
All he has to do is write
his way out of this mess,
357
00:18:25,621 --> 00:18:28,290
and the 3-D printer
will make it happen.
358
00:18:28,324 --> 00:18:29,291
Like how?
359
00:18:29,325 --> 00:18:30,658
Well, I don't know.
360
00:18:30,693 --> 00:18:33,661
Make up another giant octopus
and have it kill Big Caboose.
361
00:18:33,696 --> 00:18:35,263
What kind of lazy ending
is that?
362
00:18:35,298 --> 00:18:37,498
I'm not gonna put that
in my song.
363
00:18:37,533 --> 00:18:38,533
Hey, I have a cool idea.
364
00:18:38,567 --> 00:18:40,435
Create a duplicate Bender,
365
00:18:40,469 --> 00:18:44,005
so when Big Caboose kills it,
it's not real, it's duplicate.
366
00:18:44,040 --> 00:18:46,641
Ooh, ooh, they did that
on Star Trek, TNG.
367
00:18:46,675 --> 00:18:48,109
Cram it, nerd.
368
00:18:48,144 --> 00:18:49,144
I'm not going to just copy
369
00:18:49,178 --> 00:18:51,279
some feel-good
TV show wrap-up.
370
00:18:52,982 --> 00:18:55,050
I can think of a hundred
endings that'll save you.
371
00:18:55,084 --> 00:18:56,351
Just pick one.
372
00:18:56,385 --> 00:18:59,620
No, Dr. Beeler,
I won't just pick one.
373
00:18:59,655 --> 00:19:03,524
My audience deserves better than
some crappy, formulaic ending.
374
00:19:03,559 --> 00:19:05,026
If I must die,
375
00:19:05,061 --> 00:19:08,730
let me die in a blaze
of artistic integrity.
376
00:19:09,866 --> 00:19:11,766
♪ Well... ♪
377
00:19:16,205 --> 00:19:19,640
_
378
00:19:19,675 --> 00:19:22,844
♪ Then the steel-drivin' man ♪
379
00:19:22,879 --> 00:19:25,513
♪ Rammed his train
through the wall ♪
380
00:19:25,547 --> 00:19:29,684
♪ And crushed him flatter
than a MacBook Air, Lord, Lord ♪
381
00:19:29,718 --> 00:19:34,655
♪ Crushed him flatter
than a MacBook Air. ♪
382
00:19:34,690 --> 00:19:36,858
♪ But while you
were all out fighting ♪
383
00:19:36,893 --> 00:19:38,559
♪ With the giant
plastic octopi ♪
384
00:19:38,594 --> 00:19:40,896
♪ I copied myself, you see... ♪
385
00:19:40,930 --> 00:19:42,197
- Bender!
- Bender!
386
00:19:42,231 --> 00:19:43,598
♪ And I cowered
in the bathroom ♪
387
00:19:43,632 --> 00:19:45,400
♪ While that steel-drivin'
moron ♪
388
00:19:45,434 --> 00:19:48,236
♪ Killed a duplicate
instead of me ♪
389
00:19:48,271 --> 00:19:50,071
- ♪ Lord, lord ♪
- ♪ Killed a duplicate ♪
390
00:19:50,106 --> 00:19:53,674
♪ Instead of me. ♪
391
00:19:56,312 --> 00:19:58,413
Now, that's what I call
a great ending.
392
00:19:58,447 --> 00:20:02,250
I made a copy of myself
and Big Caboose killed him.
393
00:20:02,285 --> 00:20:03,751
But you said making
a copy of yourself
394
00:20:03,786 --> 00:20:05,686
would be a lousy ending.
395
00:20:05,721 --> 00:20:08,523
No, duplicate me said that.
396
00:20:08,557 --> 00:20:09,891
See, I had to be sure
he wouldn't try
397
00:20:09,926 --> 00:20:11,259
and weasel out of getting killed
398
00:20:11,294 --> 00:20:13,094
like I would and did,
399
00:20:13,129 --> 00:20:16,398
so I created him with a tragic
weakness, artistic integrity.
400
00:20:16,432 --> 00:20:17,865
Of course.
401
00:20:17,900 --> 00:20:19,734
How could we have thought
a guy with integrity
402
00:20:19,768 --> 00:20:21,702
was you even for a second?
403
00:20:21,737 --> 00:20:23,738
Because you're idiots.
404
00:20:23,772 --> 00:20:26,574
Come on, Silicon Red,
let's sell out.
405
00:20:33,749 --> 00:20:35,817
♪ I'm the real Rodriguez,
will you please stand up? ♪
406
00:20:35,851 --> 00:20:37,085
♪ He been workin'
on the railroad ♪
407
00:20:37,119 --> 00:20:38,653
♪ Ladies can't get enough ♪
408
00:20:38,687 --> 00:20:41,389
♪ I made a 3-D version
of my worst nightmare ♪
409
00:20:41,424 --> 00:20:43,791
♪ Sucker tried to stop the
printer, and I found him there ♪
410
00:20:43,826 --> 00:20:46,394
♪ Went 187 on his robot ass ♪
411
00:20:46,429 --> 00:20:48,896
♪ Turned out to be
a copy of my robot ass ♪
412
00:20:48,931 --> 00:20:51,333
♪ Now we're folk-singin' players
packin' Beaujolais ♪
413
00:20:51,367 --> 00:20:54,436
♪ And makin' max contributions
to our 401K. ♪
414
00:20:54,470 --> 00:20:55,736
Peace out.
415
00:21:01,673 --> 00:21:03,640
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