1 00:00:05,986 --> 00:00:10,988 Sync and corrections by n17t01 www.addic7ed.com 2 00:00:34,783 --> 00:00:36,770 _ 3 00:00:39,072 --> 00:00:42,340 _ 4 00:00:45,295 --> 00:00:47,321 They said it couldn't be done, Kif, 5 00:00:47,432 --> 00:00:51,018 but here we are, stealing an unlimited supply of birthday grade helium 6 00:00:51,117 --> 00:00:54,188 - from the unsuspected moon. - Um... sun. 7 00:00:54,434 --> 00:00:55,860 At night it's called the moon. 8 00:00:56,422 --> 00:00:58,828 Oh... all this heat has rendered me parch-ed. 9 00:00:58,863 --> 00:01:02,230 Which of this doo-whackies dispenses horchata? 10 00:01:02,477 --> 00:01:05,688 Stop! That's the force field holding the mine open! 11 00:01:10,640 --> 00:01:13,192 Mine collapse! Mine collapse! 12 00:01:13,259 --> 00:01:15,260 So? Mine collapse, too. 13 00:01:18,300 --> 00:01:20,512 _ 14 00:01:20,733 --> 00:01:23,935 15 miners are now confirmed trapped in the sun. 15 00:01:23,987 --> 00:01:25,737 If rescue doesn't come soon, 16 00:01:25,788 --> 00:01:28,574 they may never again not see the light of day. 17 00:01:28,625 --> 00:01:30,275 Linda? 18 00:01:30,326 --> 00:01:33,378 The situation is grim, Morbo. 19 00:01:33,446 --> 00:01:35,714 Officials concede that any attempt at rescue 20 00:01:35,781 --> 00:01:38,000 would be an agonizing suicide mission. 21 00:01:39,085 --> 00:01:41,003 Good news, everyone! 22 00:01:42,338 --> 00:01:43,788 When the mine caved in, 23 00:01:43,840 --> 00:01:46,725 the entrance was blocked by a fusion explosion. 24 00:01:46,792 --> 00:01:49,428 Luckily, the miners found safe haven here 25 00:01:49,479 --> 00:01:52,097 in the doom chamber. 26 00:01:52,148 --> 00:01:55,150 To rescue them, you'll simply have to fly to the sun 27 00:01:55,235 --> 00:01:59,071 and march in through an inferno of molten plasma. 28 00:01:59,138 --> 00:02:02,191 But solar plasma is, like, 10,000 degrees hot. 29 00:02:02,275 --> 00:02:04,076 Won't that sear our tender flesh, 30 00:02:04,143 --> 00:02:05,544 sealing in the juices? 31 00:02:05,612 --> 00:02:06,912 Oh, nonsense. 32 00:02:06,980 --> 00:02:08,580 You clearly weren't paying attention 33 00:02:08,648 --> 00:02:10,365 to what I'm about to say. 34 00:02:10,450 --> 00:02:12,251 To the sub-basement! 35 00:02:15,421 --> 00:02:18,507 You see, you'll be protected by my fermion barrier 36 00:02:18,591 --> 00:02:19,708 heat-exclusion spray. 37 00:02:21,010 --> 00:02:23,295 Watch as I demonstrate by coating 38 00:02:23,346 --> 00:02:25,881 some highly delicate matter, and dunking it 39 00:02:25,965 --> 00:02:28,684 into this molten lava. 40 00:02:37,343 --> 00:02:39,311 Guess what. Hell is real. 41 00:02:39,362 --> 00:02:41,280 Oh, good, it works. 42 00:02:41,347 --> 00:02:42,531 Toodle-oo! 43 00:02:58,831 --> 00:03:01,133 Prepare for action. 44 00:03:01,200 --> 00:03:03,568 Aye-aye. 45 00:03:13,713 --> 00:03:16,098 Attention, helium miners. 46 00:03:16,182 --> 00:03:17,649 Can you hear me? 47 00:03:17,717 --> 00:03:19,318 For God's sake, help us! 48 00:03:19,385 --> 00:03:22,020 We're in agonizing pain! 49 00:03:23,723 --> 00:03:25,090 Stop laughing. 50 00:03:25,158 --> 00:03:27,576 Help is on the way! 51 00:03:27,660 --> 00:03:31,363 In the meantime, you should sing a song to keep your spirits up. 52 00:03:31,414 --> 00:03:33,832 How about "Camptown Races"? 53 00:03:33,900 --> 00:03:36,168 ♪ Camptown ladies, sing this song ♪ 54 00:03:36,235 --> 00:03:38,370 ♪ Doo dah, doo dah ♪ 55 00:03:41,174 --> 00:03:42,841 Let's do this. 56 00:03:46,679 --> 00:03:49,181 I'll stay here and be in charge of not dying. 57 00:03:56,606 --> 00:03:58,857 Razzma flazzma plasma. 58 00:03:58,924 --> 00:04:01,059 We must be close; we're hitting an occasional 59 00:04:01,110 --> 00:04:02,361 helium pocket. 60 00:04:05,865 --> 00:04:07,366 We don't have much time! 61 00:04:07,433 --> 00:04:08,700 Keep moving forward! 62 00:04:08,768 --> 00:04:10,902 Screw that! I'm getting out of here. 63 00:04:15,708 --> 00:04:19,161 Just one more fire between me and a well-earned nap. 64 00:04:21,547 --> 00:04:24,349 Whoa...! 65 00:04:24,417 --> 00:04:26,885 What a dramatic scene, Linda. 66 00:04:26,952 --> 00:04:30,255 The heroic robot, with no concern for his own safety, 67 00:04:30,306 --> 00:04:33,258 has bravely charged back into the mine. 68 00:04:33,309 --> 00:04:34,259 What else is on? 69 00:04:43,685 --> 00:04:45,205 _ 70 00:04:47,824 --> 00:04:51,026 P.U.! It is ripe in here. 71 00:04:51,110 --> 00:04:53,445 Well, so long, jerks. 72 00:04:55,915 --> 00:04:58,333 We're now in minute five of our round-the-clock coverage 73 00:04:58,418 --> 00:05:02,287 as we await the return of the courageous robot. 74 00:05:05,491 --> 00:05:07,292 Ooh. 75 00:05:07,343 --> 00:05:09,010 What the...? 76 00:05:09,095 --> 00:05:10,262 How'd that get in there? 77 00:05:10,329 --> 00:05:12,764 Thank you. Thank you, sir. 78 00:05:12,832 --> 00:05:14,366 You're a true hero. 79 00:05:14,434 --> 00:05:15,934 I am? 80 00:05:16,002 --> 00:05:18,603 Huh, I always strongly suspected I was one of those. 81 00:05:18,671 --> 00:05:20,539 One man is safe. 82 00:05:20,606 --> 00:05:24,008 But who will the robot pull next from the fiery hole of mystery? 83 00:05:24,060 --> 00:05:26,778 An actress? A celebrity chef? 84 00:05:26,846 --> 00:05:29,681 Stay tuned for the next 14 rescues. 85 00:05:29,732 --> 00:05:31,983 14? 86 00:05:52,805 --> 00:05:54,106 And that's the final miner! 87 00:05:54,173 --> 00:05:55,640 They all made it! 88 00:05:56,843 --> 00:05:58,209 Morbo is not weeping. 89 00:05:58,261 --> 00:06:02,180 He has a... a parasite in his eye. 90 00:06:02,231 --> 00:06:05,584 Whoo! I'm the greatest! 91 00:06:08,745 --> 00:06:10,586 _ 92 00:06:11,190 --> 00:06:12,774 Ladies and gentlemen, 93 00:06:12,859 --> 00:06:15,894 we're here today to pay tribute to the heroic 94 00:06:15,945 --> 00:06:17,362 Planet Express crew! 95 00:06:17,413 --> 00:06:19,114 But we only have the one medal. 96 00:06:19,198 --> 00:06:21,950 So please direct all your admiration to the main guy-- 97 00:06:22,034 --> 00:06:23,418 Bender! 98 00:06:24,837 --> 00:06:27,122 Now, you two step aside. 99 00:06:31,260 --> 00:06:33,178 Hey, being a hero's all right. 100 00:06:33,245 --> 00:06:35,213 Look at all this free stuff. 101 00:06:35,264 --> 00:06:37,015 Oh, my God, you guys, fire! 102 00:06:37,082 --> 00:06:38,600 Fire! 103 00:06:41,921 --> 00:06:44,222 My baby's in that podium! 104 00:06:44,273 --> 00:06:46,057 Somebody call the fire department! 105 00:06:46,125 --> 00:06:47,392 There is no fire department. 106 00:06:47,460 --> 00:06:48,860 I sold it to pay for Bender's medal. 107 00:06:48,928 --> 00:06:50,395 Hold this, your highness. 108 00:06:50,446 --> 00:06:53,732 You'll need to award it to me again in a minute. 109 00:07:04,076 --> 00:07:07,078 These boys must have hero in their bones. 110 00:07:07,129 --> 00:07:09,915 And you, ma'am, must have heroine in your veins. 111 00:07:09,966 --> 00:07:11,883 I hereby decree 112 00:07:11,951 --> 00:07:15,420 Planet Express to be our city's new fire department! 113 00:07:15,471 --> 00:07:17,839 Bite my shiny metal axe! 114 00:07:21,126 --> 00:07:23,228 And you, give me back my medal. 115 00:07:26,807 --> 00:07:29,387 _ 116 00:07:36,405 --> 00:07:38,572 Friends, look at these new poles. 117 00:07:38,640 --> 00:07:42,193 Get ready for one sexy firehouse. 118 00:07:42,277 --> 00:07:45,780 Zoidberg, quit turning us on and go polish your nozzle. 119 00:07:45,831 --> 00:07:47,998 Yo! Hero in the house. 120 00:07:48,083 --> 00:07:50,918 I just got back from my daily medal strut. 121 00:07:52,987 --> 00:07:55,122 What's that? Did they pick a new Pope? 122 00:07:55,173 --> 00:07:56,957 Good news, everyone! 123 00:07:57,008 --> 00:07:59,026 Someone's home is on fire. 124 00:08:22,968 --> 00:08:24,698 _ 125 00:08:24,699 --> 00:08:26,394 _ 126 00:08:38,039 --> 00:08:39,481 _ 127 00:08:40,086 --> 00:08:41,534 _ 128 00:08:49,139 --> 00:08:51,312 _ 129 00:08:53,181 --> 00:08:54,448 I'm exhausted. 130 00:08:54,516 --> 00:08:57,585 All this firefighting is murder on my feet. 131 00:08:59,321 --> 00:09:01,589 There has been quite a rash of fires lately. 132 00:09:01,656 --> 00:09:04,124 First at the podium where Bender got his medal. 133 00:09:04,192 --> 00:09:07,461 Then that house next door to Bender's favorite strip club. 134 00:09:07,529 --> 00:09:09,263 Robot Hell had a fire, too. 135 00:09:09,331 --> 00:09:11,665 Right after Bender was there for a workshop. 136 00:09:11,733 --> 00:09:13,501 And don't forget that vampire bank 137 00:09:13,568 --> 00:09:16,971 where the robot keeps his hero medals in a safe deposit box. 138 00:09:17,038 --> 00:09:19,974 Hmm. I think I'm noticing a pattern. 139 00:09:20,041 --> 00:09:21,375 My God, you're right! 140 00:09:21,443 --> 00:09:24,311 The locations form a perfect shape of some kind. 141 00:09:24,379 --> 00:09:26,480 No! Bender was at every one 142 00:09:26,548 --> 00:09:29,283 of those places right before the fire started. 143 00:09:29,351 --> 00:09:32,019 Sweet pyro of Cairo! That's true! 144 00:09:32,086 --> 00:09:34,972 Could Bender be setting these fires just so he can be a hero? 145 00:09:35,056 --> 00:09:36,774 - Oh, I don't know. - Possible, feasible. - I don't know. 146 00:09:36,858 --> 00:09:38,309 - Seems like maybe. - Who knows? - Maybe I do. 147 00:09:38,393 --> 00:09:39,727 Yeah, probably. 148 00:09:39,778 --> 00:09:42,313 How dare you murmur about Bender like that! 149 00:09:42,397 --> 00:09:44,782 He would never burn something down to get attention. 150 00:09:44,866 --> 00:09:46,483 For insurance money? Yes. 151 00:09:46,568 --> 00:09:48,118 Revenge? You bet. 152 00:09:48,203 --> 00:09:50,654 To give an autumn night that crisp chestnutty smell? 153 00:09:50,739 --> 00:09:51,989 Absolutely. 154 00:09:52,073 --> 00:09:54,792 But not for fame, women or thrills. 155 00:09:54,876 --> 00:09:56,627 Hey, guys, it's me, Bender. 156 00:09:56,711 --> 00:09:58,579 The famous, sexy, thrilling hero. 157 00:10:00,248 --> 00:10:01,649 So now that we're a firehouse, 158 00:10:01,716 --> 00:10:03,317 we should make some firehouse chili. 159 00:10:03,385 --> 00:10:05,819 What do you want in that, beans or just blood? 160 00:10:08,122 --> 00:10:10,975 Oh, no! Surprisingly, a fire has broken out 161 00:10:11,059 --> 00:10:12,843 at the meat market where I am! 162 00:10:13,929 --> 00:10:15,179 We'll be there right away. 163 00:10:15,263 --> 00:10:16,513 Yeah, don't trouble yourselves. 164 00:10:16,598 --> 00:10:19,066 This is just a one-hero fire. 165 00:10:21,019 --> 00:10:22,144 _ 166 00:10:30,612 --> 00:10:31,662 Mr. Bender! Over here, over here! 167 00:10:31,746 --> 00:10:33,080 Small quote from you, Mr. Bender. 168 00:10:33,147 --> 00:10:35,332 Scoop Chang, New New York Magazine, 169 00:10:35,417 --> 00:10:37,117 Kosher Recipes Editor, iPad Edition. 170 00:10:37,168 --> 00:10:38,586 Ma'am, what happened in there? 171 00:10:38,653 --> 00:10:40,838 Well, I was shoplifting a lamp chop 172 00:10:40,922 --> 00:10:43,924 when suddenly fire erupted from the liver tray. 173 00:10:43,992 --> 00:10:46,126 Next thing I knew, I was carried to safety 174 00:10:46,177 --> 00:10:48,512 by this strapping young whatchacallit. 175 00:10:48,597 --> 00:10:49,513 Hero. 176 00:10:49,598 --> 00:10:51,882 - Hero. - Aw, stop. 177 00:10:51,967 --> 00:10:53,467 Keep going. 178 00:10:59,441 --> 00:11:01,692 We know what you've been doing, Bender. 179 00:11:01,776 --> 00:11:03,110 You've been setting all those fires 180 00:11:03,177 --> 00:11:04,979 because you're addicted to glory. 181 00:11:05,030 --> 00:11:07,114 What?! The very idea! 182 00:11:07,181 --> 00:11:08,983 Don't try to deny it! 183 00:11:09,034 --> 00:11:10,317 You're out of the squad! 184 00:11:10,368 --> 00:11:11,869 Out of the squad? 185 00:11:11,953 --> 00:11:13,370 I am the squad! 186 00:11:13,455 --> 00:11:14,872 You believe me, don't you, Fry? 187 00:11:14,956 --> 00:11:16,490 I don't know, Bender. 188 00:11:16,541 --> 00:11:19,326 You got to admit, the pattern of fires is suspicious, 189 00:11:19,377 --> 00:11:21,045 being a perfect shape and all. 190 00:11:21,129 --> 00:11:23,881 We can't have an arsonist in our midst. 191 00:11:23,965 --> 00:11:27,801 We can have four idiots and a fat guy, but no arsonists. 192 00:11:27,869 --> 00:11:30,387 Now clean out your locker and beat it! 193 00:11:33,341 --> 00:11:37,728 They can't do this to me, Bender, a well-known hero. 194 00:11:37,812 --> 00:11:39,563 I'm the world's greatest firefighter! 195 00:11:41,182 --> 00:11:42,099 Fire! 196 00:11:49,574 --> 00:11:50,524 What the...? 197 00:11:50,575 --> 00:11:53,577 What kind of crazy fire is this? 198 00:11:54,913 --> 00:11:57,448 Greetings, Bender. 199 00:11:57,532 --> 00:11:59,366 Thank you for transporting me 200 00:11:59,417 --> 00:12:02,920 from the sun to your helpless, flammable planet. 201 00:12:03,004 --> 00:12:04,872 How could a fire learn to talk? 202 00:12:04,923 --> 00:12:06,507 Did you burn up a dictionary? 203 00:12:06,574 --> 00:12:07,791 Or a parrot? 204 00:12:07,876 --> 00:12:11,095 I am a being of pure solar energy. 205 00:12:11,179 --> 00:12:13,714 My race inhabits the nuclear inferno 206 00:12:13,765 --> 00:12:15,933 of the sun's photosphere. 207 00:12:16,017 --> 00:12:17,851 You're a chatty little fire, aren't ya? 208 00:12:17,919 --> 00:12:21,855 A billion years ago, I attempted to overthrow 209 00:12:21,923 --> 00:12:25,642 the democratically elected alderman from my district. 210 00:12:25,727 --> 00:12:27,978 But I was captured and imprisoned. 211 00:12:28,063 --> 00:12:29,613 Fools! 212 00:12:29,698 --> 00:12:33,450 Then you arrived and provided me a means of escape. 213 00:12:33,535 --> 00:12:36,370 Get to the point, Flame-O. 214 00:12:36,437 --> 00:12:38,372 If I can't rule the sun, 215 00:12:38,439 --> 00:12:42,042 I shall ignite your planet and rule here instead. 216 00:12:43,712 --> 00:12:45,546 So you set all those fires. 217 00:12:45,613 --> 00:12:46,914 You framed me! 218 00:12:46,965 --> 00:12:49,800 You're huffin' for a snuffin', boy! 219 00:12:52,286 --> 00:12:53,721 Foolish robot. 220 00:12:53,788 --> 00:12:56,590 No power on Earth can extinguish me! 221 00:12:56,641 --> 00:12:58,258 Oh, yeah? 222 00:12:58,309 --> 00:13:01,645 Let's see how you stand up to pure grain alcohol! 223 00:13:10,905 --> 00:13:12,022 Hello. 224 00:13:12,107 --> 00:13:13,941 What's this flaming pool? 225 00:13:13,992 --> 00:13:15,659 You mean the company lava pit 226 00:13:15,744 --> 00:13:18,579 that goes all the way to the Earth's fiery core? 227 00:13:18,646 --> 00:13:20,247 Uh, I don't know. 228 00:13:20,314 --> 00:13:21,665 The core? 229 00:13:21,750 --> 00:13:23,667 This is too easy. 230 00:13:23,752 --> 00:13:27,371 Once I make my way there, your planet will go micro-nova 231 00:13:27,455 --> 00:13:32,209 and become a miniature sun, with me as its Supreme Alderman. 232 00:13:34,679 --> 00:13:36,630 Oh, no, you probably don't! 233 00:13:46,691 --> 00:13:49,309 Gotcha. 234 00:13:51,646 --> 00:13:53,564 If I can't extinguish you, 235 00:13:53,648 --> 00:13:55,566 I'll take you where there's nothing flammable, 236 00:13:55,650 --> 00:13:57,568 so you can't do any more harm. 237 00:13:58,404 --> 00:14:01,164 _ 238 00:14:03,491 --> 00:14:05,409 Turn back, Bender! 239 00:14:05,493 --> 00:14:06,910 Turn back or else! 240 00:14:06,995 --> 00:14:09,496 Or else what? 241 00:14:09,564 --> 00:14:11,498 Oh, or else that. 242 00:14:14,969 --> 00:14:18,388 Nice try, flame bag, but now you're trapped here with me 243 00:14:18,473 --> 00:14:20,090 for the next billion years. 244 00:14:20,175 --> 00:14:22,426 I've saved the entire world! 245 00:14:22,510 --> 00:14:24,895 And no one will ever know. 246 00:14:49,568 --> 00:14:50,952 Uh, yes, hi. 247 00:14:51,037 --> 00:14:53,505 I'm from the vampire bank that burned down. 248 00:14:53,572 --> 00:14:55,457 I have what remains of the contents 249 00:14:55,541 --> 00:14:59,427 of a safe deposit box belonging to a Bender B. Rodriguez. 250 00:14:59,512 --> 00:15:01,212 Ah, thank you. 251 00:15:03,248 --> 00:15:04,883 Bender's medal. 252 00:15:04,934 --> 00:15:06,685 It melted in the fire. 253 00:15:06,752 --> 00:15:09,354 Wait a second. 254 00:15:13,258 --> 00:15:15,310 You can't keep me here forever. 255 00:15:15,394 --> 00:15:18,730 Sooner or later, a polar bear will happen by. 256 00:15:18,781 --> 00:15:21,783 A nice, flammable polar bear. 257 00:15:21,867 --> 00:15:23,618 Polar bears don't burn. 258 00:15:23,703 --> 00:15:25,537 I've tried many times. 259 00:15:25,604 --> 00:15:26,538 Huh? 260 00:15:29,942 --> 00:15:30,992 Bender! 261 00:15:31,077 --> 00:15:32,827 Fry? How'd you find me? 262 00:15:32,912 --> 00:15:34,963 I used the "Find My Robot" app. 263 00:15:35,047 --> 00:15:37,999 Neat. What was it, 99 cents? 264 00:15:38,084 --> 00:15:39,968 No, free. But it's got ads on it. 265 00:15:40,052 --> 00:15:41,503 That seems fair. 266 00:15:41,587 --> 00:15:44,506 Look, Bender, I'm sorry for doubting you. 267 00:15:44,590 --> 00:15:46,808 I realize now that you're a true hero, 268 00:15:46,892 --> 00:15:49,177 not a glory seeking arsonist. 269 00:15:49,261 --> 00:15:50,478 How'd you figure it out? 270 00:15:50,563 --> 00:15:51,846 Your burnt-up medal. 271 00:15:51,931 --> 00:15:53,982 I know you would never set a fire 272 00:15:54,066 --> 00:15:57,185 that would endanger your own valuables. 273 00:15:57,269 --> 00:15:58,570 Of course not. 274 00:15:58,637 --> 00:16:00,772 It was a psychotic flame creature from the sun 275 00:16:00,823 --> 00:16:02,107 who set those fires. 276 00:16:02,158 --> 00:16:03,691 Flame creature? 277 00:16:03,776 --> 00:16:04,692 That's right. 278 00:16:04,777 --> 00:16:06,361 Fry, meet Flame-O. 279 00:16:06,445 --> 00:16:08,496 That's not a flame creature. 280 00:16:08,581 --> 00:16:10,198 It's your pilot light. 281 00:16:10,282 --> 00:16:13,201 No. It's a fire monster from outer space, 282 00:16:13,285 --> 00:16:16,487 and I'm heroically saving the world by trapping him here. 283 00:16:16,539 --> 00:16:18,840 So it was you. 284 00:16:18,924 --> 00:16:20,759 You're so desperate for glory, 285 00:16:20,826 --> 00:16:23,545 you made up this whole crazy story. 286 00:16:23,629 --> 00:16:25,547 Here's your medal, "hero." 287 00:16:38,494 --> 00:16:40,194 Stupid Bender. 288 00:16:40,279 --> 00:16:42,196 Liar, liar, pants on fire. 289 00:16:44,851 --> 00:16:46,851 _ 290 00:16:50,622 --> 00:16:52,757 There, finished. 291 00:16:52,824 --> 00:16:55,877 Man, I'm good at this, eh, Flame-O? 292 00:16:55,961 --> 00:16:58,679 Yo, Flame-O. 293 00:17:12,444 --> 00:17:14,695 So, where's the fire this time? 294 00:17:14,780 --> 00:17:16,197 - Here. - Where? 295 00:17:16,281 --> 00:17:17,198 Here! 296 00:17:17,282 --> 00:17:19,617 Literally, here! 297 00:17:39,538 --> 00:17:41,806 It's like the flame has a mind of its own! 298 00:17:41,873 --> 00:17:42,890 It's deaky! 299 00:17:42,975 --> 00:17:44,058 Freaky deaky! 300 00:17:48,313 --> 00:17:50,431 This fire's unstoppable! 301 00:17:50,516 --> 00:17:52,650 Thank God we all got out of there. 302 00:17:52,717 --> 00:17:54,101 Someone save me! 303 00:17:54,186 --> 00:17:56,854 I made a rope from my clothes, 304 00:17:56,905 --> 00:17:58,573 but then this fire started. 305 00:17:58,657 --> 00:18:00,241 Raise the main ladder! 306 00:18:04,563 --> 00:18:06,414 Don't lose hope, Fry! 307 00:18:06,498 --> 00:18:08,416 What kind of coffin do you want?! 308 00:18:17,509 --> 00:18:18,709 Bender? 309 00:18:18,760 --> 00:18:20,845 I should have known you started this fire. 310 00:18:20,912 --> 00:18:22,847 Just another chance to be a hero. 311 00:18:22,914 --> 00:18:24,215 Well, you're not saving me. 312 00:18:24,266 --> 00:18:26,184 Not this time. 313 00:18:26,251 --> 00:18:28,052 I don't have time for this shazbot. 314 00:18:28,103 --> 00:18:30,304 You're getting heroed, whether you like it or... 315 00:18:37,863 --> 00:18:41,399 If you're done saving me from the fire monster from the sun, 316 00:18:41,450 --> 00:18:43,401 I'll be on my way. 317 00:18:43,402 --> 00:18:45,374 _ 318 00:18:45,537 --> 00:18:48,706 I guess some grown men just don't like being carried. 319 00:18:48,773 --> 00:18:50,074 Thank you, Bender. 320 00:18:50,125 --> 00:18:52,159 You brought me right to the lava pit. 321 00:18:54,279 --> 00:18:55,713 And another thing. 322 00:18:55,780 --> 00:18:57,548 If someone gives you a nice medal, 323 00:18:57,616 --> 00:19:00,051 you should be responsible enough to care for it. 324 00:19:00,118 --> 00:19:01,719 - Fry? - Yeah? 325 00:19:01,786 --> 00:19:02,720 Shut up! 326 00:19:02,787 --> 00:19:05,172 I got to do hero stuff. 327 00:19:05,257 --> 00:19:09,093 All the lava in the world won't wash away your lies. 328 00:19:15,934 --> 00:19:19,237 We are the Mystic Aldermen of the Sun. 329 00:19:19,304 --> 00:19:20,404 Okay. 330 00:19:20,472 --> 00:19:22,240 Stand back, please. 331 00:19:22,307 --> 00:19:24,025 Okay. 332 00:19:26,328 --> 00:19:29,247 Unhand me! 333 00:19:29,314 --> 00:19:31,616 Thank you for your heroism, Earth Robot. 334 00:19:32,817 --> 00:19:34,201 You have saved your planet 335 00:19:34,286 --> 00:19:37,088 from becoming a lifeless ball of fire. 336 00:19:37,155 --> 00:19:40,591 You are now the greatest hero in Earth's history. 337 00:19:40,659 --> 00:19:41,759 Yes! 338 00:19:41,826 --> 00:19:43,010 Suck it, Gilgamesh! 339 00:19:43,095 --> 00:19:45,012 Good-bye forever. 340 00:19:45,097 --> 00:19:48,099 No! I won't go back! I won't... 341 00:19:48,166 --> 00:19:50,384 Holy crap! 342 00:19:50,469 --> 00:19:52,603 All your crazy stories were true! 343 00:19:52,671 --> 00:19:54,889 You saved the entire Earth! 344 00:19:54,973 --> 00:19:56,857 Yes. Yes, I did. 345 00:19:58,110 --> 00:19:59,694 But no one will ever believe me. 346 00:19:59,778 --> 00:20:00,778 Yes. They will. 347 00:20:00,845 --> 00:20:02,029 I'll vouch for you. 348 00:20:02,114 --> 00:20:03,197 No. 349 00:20:03,282 --> 00:20:04,448 They won't believe you either. 350 00:20:04,516 --> 00:20:06,200 If you even tell anyone I was here, 351 00:20:06,285 --> 00:20:07,785 they'll say I set the fire. 352 00:20:07,852 --> 00:20:10,788 So, please, for me, cram it? 353 00:20:10,855 --> 00:20:13,074 No! The world has to know that... 354 00:20:13,158 --> 00:20:15,876 Fry? Are you down here? 355 00:20:16,962 --> 00:20:18,296 He's all right! 356 00:20:18,363 --> 00:20:20,298 Praise Gilgamesh! 357 00:20:25,804 --> 00:20:27,722 So you started the fire? 358 00:20:27,806 --> 00:20:29,507 I'm afraid so. 359 00:20:29,558 --> 00:20:31,559 Bender was thousands of miles away. 360 00:20:31,643 --> 00:20:34,428 I guess a welding torch is no way to catch a rat. 361 00:20:35,814 --> 00:20:37,264 This is coming out of your pay! 362 00:20:37,349 --> 00:20:39,317 Well, I'm back. 363 00:20:39,384 --> 00:20:40,568 What'd I miss? 364 00:20:40,652 --> 00:20:42,153 Looks like the building burned down. 365 00:20:42,220 --> 00:20:44,488 Yeah, thanks to this dope. 366 00:20:44,556 --> 00:20:46,407 Fry did it?! 367 00:20:46,491 --> 00:20:47,408 Ow! 368 00:20:47,492 --> 00:20:49,076 You're a horrible person! 369 00:20:49,161 --> 00:20:52,913 And your carelessness nearly cost the life of my best friend. 370 00:20:52,998 --> 00:20:55,116 You. 371 00:21:00,839 --> 00:21:02,790 Ow! 372 00:21:03,791 --> 00:21:05,220 Sync and corrections by n17t01 www.addic7ed.com