1 00:00:02,780 --> 00:00:05,256 Subs created by: David Coleman. 2 00:00:05,257 --> 00:00:08,377 ♪Two... two, three... 3 00:00:25,351 --> 00:00:27,810 Mr. President. I found the TV remote. 4 00:00:27,811 --> 00:00:31,064 Good work, Sergeant. I'm awarding you the purple heart. 5 00:00:31,065 --> 00:00:32,782 But I wasn't injured. 6 00:00:32,783 --> 00:00:34,583 Ow! 7 00:00:35,869 --> 00:00:37,153 Well, enough governing. 8 00:00:37,154 --> 00:00:38,987 It's Saturday morning, damn it. 9 00:00:38,988 --> 00:00:42,408 Let's watch some cartoons. 10 00:00:44,795 --> 00:00:46,796 It's time to fall into... 11 00:00:46,797 --> 00:00:50,750 The Futurama and Friends Saturday Morning Fun Pit! 12 00:00:50,751 --> 00:00:54,784 Here comes Bendee-Boo and the Mystery Crew! 13 00:00:54,785 --> 00:00:57,974 ♪Bendee, Bendee-Boo, what's wrong with you? 14 00:00:57,975 --> 00:01:01,271 ♪You're such a lousy mascot. 15 00:01:01,272 --> 00:01:04,594 ♪No one understands a single word you say. 16 00:01:04,595 --> 00:01:08,615 ♪Not even the jerk in the ascot. 17 00:01:11,271 --> 00:01:14,571 Rite my riny retal rass! 18 00:01:21,865 --> 00:01:24,200 It sure was nice of your nephew to invite us to 19 00:01:24,201 --> 00:01:27,119 his cloning lab here in the repeating forest. 20 00:01:27,120 --> 00:01:28,037 Uh-huh. 21 00:01:28,038 --> 00:01:30,006 Hey, like, here's a puzzler. 22 00:01:30,007 --> 00:01:34,507 How old are we on a scale of 14 to 32? 23 00:01:35,462 --> 00:01:37,680 Did anyone else hear that weird laugh? 24 00:01:37,681 --> 00:01:38,931 It's spooky. 25 00:01:38,932 --> 00:01:41,968 It doesn't seem to correspond to anything funny happening. 26 00:01:41,969 --> 00:01:44,249 I'll say. 27 00:01:49,026 --> 00:01:50,727 Turn around. 28 00:01:50,728 --> 00:01:51,978 Go away. 29 00:01:51,979 --> 00:01:53,931 Do it now. 30 00:01:53,932 --> 00:01:55,615 Rikes! 31 00:01:55,616 --> 00:01:57,984 Splinkies! What was that? 32 00:01:57,985 --> 00:02:00,570 I don't know. It's a mystery. 33 00:02:00,571 --> 00:02:02,705 Like, I've got a bigger mystery. 34 00:02:02,706 --> 00:02:06,404 How am I going to fill my hungry stomach? 35 00:02:06,405 --> 00:02:09,796 Yeah. Where can we find food here in the woods? 36 00:02:09,797 --> 00:02:12,326 How about that Kabuki Theater? 37 00:02:12,327 --> 00:02:18,227 Like, where there's a Kabuki Theater, there's a concession stand. 38 00:02:20,692 --> 00:02:23,259 Say, Fry, why do you always have the munchies? 39 00:02:23,260 --> 00:02:27,180 And also your eyes are bloodshot, you're paranoid, and the van has a skunky odor. 40 00:02:27,181 --> 00:02:28,431 Search me. 41 00:02:28,432 --> 00:02:31,792 No, don't. I'm carrying. 42 00:02:40,244 --> 00:02:44,201 I do enjoy a well-buttered floor. 43 00:02:44,202 --> 00:02:45,615 George Takei? 44 00:02:45,616 --> 00:02:47,283 Reorge rakei? 45 00:02:47,284 --> 00:02:49,252 Sorry to haunt you so effectively. 46 00:02:49,253 --> 00:02:53,266 I thought you kids were that dragon ghost that's been spooking the town. 47 00:02:53,267 --> 00:02:56,008 Like, what's the story with the Yakitori? 48 00:02:56,009 --> 00:02:57,260 Help yourselves. 49 00:02:57,261 --> 00:03:02,421 But I warn you, that chicken is over a year old. 50 00:03:05,352 --> 00:03:09,240 Why is the food in your concession stand so old, Mr. Takei? 51 00:03:09,241 --> 00:03:12,151 You see, Amy, this used to be the most popular 52 00:03:12,152 --> 00:03:15,278 Kabuki Theater in the entire outskirts of town. 53 00:03:15,279 --> 00:03:21,002 But people stopped coming after they built that darned basketball arena. 54 00:03:21,003 --> 00:03:24,439 Now everybody likes basketball instead of Kabuki. 55 00:03:24,440 --> 00:03:27,398 It's an insult to my Japanese heritage. 56 00:03:27,399 --> 00:03:30,376 How so? This is America, not Japan. 57 00:03:30,377 --> 00:03:32,495 Maybe so. I'm not sure. 58 00:03:32,496 --> 00:03:34,997 Now, how many tickets would you like for the show? 59 00:03:34,998 --> 00:03:39,618 Like, none. But thanks for the yucky-tori. 60 00:03:40,804 --> 00:03:44,884 Another grave insult to my ancestry. 61 00:03:54,196 --> 00:03:55,165 Nu? 62 00:03:55,166 --> 00:03:57,371 Is this the Professor's cloning lab? 63 00:03:57,372 --> 00:03:59,994 Cloning is a sin against nature! 64 00:03:59,995 --> 00:04:05,275 But yes. Follow me to the Professor's cloning room. 65 00:04:06,280 --> 00:04:07,864 You see, I'm his Butler. 66 00:04:07,865 --> 00:04:11,884 Ah, my Uncle Fry and his mystery-solving friends. 67 00:04:11,885 --> 00:04:13,953 Perhaps you can make sense of the... 68 00:04:13,954 --> 00:04:16,745 What is it that's been haunting us, Zoidberg? 69 00:04:16,746 --> 00:04:18,726 Ghost. 70 00:04:18,926 --> 00:04:22,044 Now then, let me show you my lab. 71 00:04:22,045 --> 00:04:24,538 This is my cloning machine. 72 00:04:24,539 --> 00:04:27,850 This is where I keep various lengths of wire. 73 00:04:27,851 --> 00:04:30,770 And those are the Harlem Globetrotters. 74 00:04:30,771 --> 00:04:32,855 - The Globetrotters? - Ruh robe-rotters? 75 00:04:32,856 --> 00:04:35,191 What you doing wearing an ascot, brother? 76 00:04:35,192 --> 00:04:38,372 I think it looks nice. 77 00:04:44,952 --> 00:04:47,832 Whoa, whoa, whoa... 78 00:04:49,072 --> 00:04:51,407 What are you Globetrotters doing here? 79 00:04:51,408 --> 00:04:53,292 We're in town for the big game. 80 00:04:53,293 --> 00:04:57,380 And we stopped by to help our friend, the Professor, with his cloning machine. 81 00:04:57,381 --> 00:05:02,121 Just call me the clone prince of basketball. 82 00:05:06,866 --> 00:05:10,309 Like, it's basketball superstar Larry Bird! 83 00:05:10,310 --> 00:05:13,337 Larry Bird, what are you doing here? 84 00:05:13,338 --> 00:05:15,181 Hi. This is Larry Bird calling. 85 00:05:15,182 --> 00:05:17,850 Listen, my Agent sent me that cartoon script, 86 00:05:17,851 --> 00:05:22,738 and I've decided I don't want to be involved in any way. 87 00:05:22,739 --> 00:05:24,907 Nice to meet you, Larry Bird. 88 00:05:24,908 --> 00:05:30,128 Okay, let's clone us a whole team of Larry Birds. 89 00:05:35,619 --> 00:05:37,870 Now we can practice for the big game. 90 00:05:37,871 --> 00:05:41,757 We figure, if we can beat five Larry Birds, we can beat anybody. 91 00:05:41,758 --> 00:05:44,210 Cloning is wrong. It's wrong, I say! 92 00:05:44,211 --> 00:05:49,215 Oh, I just hope that mysterious dragon ghost doesn't show up at the lab again. 93 00:05:49,216 --> 00:05:52,935 But why would a ghost want to stop the Globetrotters from practicing? 94 00:05:52,936 --> 00:05:57,256 And against a team of clones, no less. 95 00:05:59,783 --> 00:06:05,683 Well, gang, it looks like we've got more of the same mystery on our hands. 96 00:06:18,348 --> 00:06:22,331 Like, the real mystery is how I'm gonna get any sleep with all this noise. 97 00:06:22,332 --> 00:06:25,092 I need some air. 98 00:06:25,469 --> 00:06:28,137 It's me, the dragon ghost. 99 00:06:28,138 --> 00:06:29,417 We met before. 100 00:06:29,418 --> 00:06:31,818 Like, yikes! 101 00:06:34,511 --> 00:06:38,178 It's time to spring into action, gang. 102 00:06:38,179 --> 00:06:39,922 Okay... 103 00:06:39,923 --> 00:06:43,318 Rabbit goes around the tree... 104 00:06:43,319 --> 00:06:44,153 There. 105 00:06:44,154 --> 00:06:47,402 All right, it's time to get to the bottom of what, at this point, 106 00:06:47,403 --> 00:06:49,825 can only be called a mystery. 107 00:06:49,826 --> 00:06:51,077 Let's split up. 108 00:06:51,078 --> 00:06:54,697 Eight of us will stay here with this dragon trap the Professor built. 109 00:06:54,698 --> 00:06:57,833 Meanwhile, Fry, Bendee, you go look for the dragon. 110 00:06:57,834 --> 00:07:01,552 Like, you guys are terrible friends for always sending us to our deaths. 111 00:07:01,553 --> 00:07:03,926 - I'm not going. - Re reither! 112 00:07:03,927 --> 00:07:05,925 Would you do it for a Bendee Brew? 113 00:07:05,926 --> 00:07:06,926 Ro-kay. 114 00:07:06,927 --> 00:07:09,807 Ri'm a ralcoholic. 115 00:07:12,265 --> 00:07:15,397 ♪Yummy yummy yummy, I got love in my tummy. 116 00:07:15,398 --> 00:07:19,298 ♪And I feel like a-loving you. 117 00:07:19,535 --> 00:07:22,892 ♪Love, you're such a sweet thing. Good enough to eat thing. 118 00:07:22,893 --> 00:07:26,145 ♪And that's just a-what I'm gonna do. 119 00:07:26,146 --> 00:07:28,397 ♪Ooh, love to hold you. 120 00:07:28,398 --> 00:07:30,117 ♪Ooh, love to kiss you. 121 00:07:30,118 --> 00:07:31,350 ♪Ooh, love, I love it so. 122 00:07:31,351 --> 00:07:34,891 ♪Ooh, love, I love it so. 123 00:07:35,576 --> 00:07:37,123 ♪Ooh, love, you're sweeter. 124 00:07:37,124 --> 00:07:39,283 ♪Sweeter than sugar. 125 00:07:39,284 --> 00:07:43,424 ♪Ooh, love, I won't let you go... 126 00:07:48,895 --> 00:07:50,177 All right, gang. 127 00:07:50,178 --> 00:07:52,184 I think we have all the clues we need 128 00:07:52,185 --> 00:07:55,674 to solve the mystery of the haunted cloning machine. 129 00:07:55,675 --> 00:07:59,261 Only one person took issue with the ethical ramifications 130 00:07:59,262 --> 00:08:03,065 of cloning and also had access to this castle. 131 00:08:03,066 --> 00:08:05,317 The Butler, Dr. Zoidberg! 132 00:08:05,318 --> 00:08:10,298 Let's see who this so-called Butler really is. 133 00:08:12,492 --> 00:08:13,943 Oops. Never mind. 134 00:08:13,944 --> 00:08:16,644 Here, take this. 135 00:08:22,907 --> 00:08:25,787 Whoa, whoa, whoa... 136 00:08:26,840 --> 00:08:29,341 May he rest in peace. 137 00:08:29,342 --> 00:08:31,760 Hey, there's a dragon in this trap! 138 00:08:31,761 --> 00:08:33,129 Help. Help. 139 00:08:33,130 --> 00:08:37,810 Let's see who this dragon ghost really is. 140 00:08:37,843 --> 00:08:39,518 George Takei? 141 00:08:39,519 --> 00:08:40,690 That's right. 142 00:08:40,691 --> 00:08:44,557 And I would never have gotten away with it, regardless of you meddling kids. 143 00:08:44,558 --> 00:08:48,310 But, like, that dragon ghost was hovering and translucent. 144 00:08:48,311 --> 00:08:52,364 Yes. You see, I used the projector from my Kabuki Theater. 145 00:08:52,365 --> 00:08:54,905 But Kabuki Theaters don't have a projector. 146 00:08:54,906 --> 00:08:56,285 Some do. 147 00:08:56,286 --> 00:08:57,870 It all makes sense. 148 00:08:57,871 --> 00:09:01,500 He knew that if he scared the Globetrotters away from the big basketball game, 149 00:09:01,501 --> 00:09:04,460 disappointed fans would flock to his Kabuki Theater. 150 00:09:04,461 --> 00:09:06,078 Of course! 151 00:09:06,079 --> 00:09:08,747 No, that's not why I did it. 152 00:09:08,748 --> 00:09:10,916 Then, like, why did you do it? 153 00:09:10,917 --> 00:09:13,737 I'm mentally ill. 154 00:09:18,925 --> 00:09:21,393 Thanks for helping solve the mystery. 155 00:09:21,394 --> 00:09:25,264 After practicing against five Larry Birds, we're ready for anything. 156 00:09:25,265 --> 00:09:27,566 And now, introducing the opponents... 157 00:09:27,567 --> 00:09:30,267 Six Larry Birds! 158 00:09:37,134 --> 00:09:40,074 Bendee-Bendee-Boo! 159 00:09:44,821 --> 00:09:46,121 What's all this ruckus? 160 00:09:46,122 --> 00:09:47,786 People live here, you know. 161 00:09:47,787 --> 00:09:52,494 Mr. President, our children are fat and dumb, and we blame cartoons. 162 00:09:52,495 --> 00:09:55,464 It's time to get government onto our backs. 163 00:09:55,465 --> 00:09:58,383 We demand you regulate children's programming 164 00:09:58,384 --> 00:10:02,087 and force the writers to shoehorn in helpful lessons. 165 00:10:02,088 --> 00:10:04,473 Fine, fine. Get off my lawn. 166 00:10:04,474 --> 00:10:09,274 I'll have Agnew put in a call to Hollywood. 167 00:10:14,910 --> 00:10:18,103 All right, let's laugh and learn. 168 00:10:18,104 --> 00:10:22,241 And now, the show that teaches kids to eat right and have a good time... 169 00:10:22,242 --> 00:10:24,630 All while tolerating others. 170 00:10:24,631 --> 00:10:27,246 This will shut up those whining hippies. 171 00:10:27,247 --> 00:10:30,582 Stay tuned for Purpleberry Pond... 172 00:10:30,583 --> 00:10:33,986 ♪Purpleberry Pond is fun for young and old. 173 00:10:33,987 --> 00:10:37,506 ♪When healthy juicy Purpleberries fill your bowl. 174 00:10:37,507 --> 00:10:41,793 ♪We all get along and we're happy and merry. 175 00:10:41,794 --> 00:10:45,724 I must get my hands on those healthy Purpleberries. 176 00:10:45,725 --> 00:10:46,707 Bort. 177 00:10:46,708 --> 00:10:50,135 ♪Of eating right we are very fond. 178 00:10:50,136 --> 00:10:54,936 ♪When we eat together on Purpleberry Pond... 179 00:11:05,068 --> 00:11:07,736 Good morning, Princess Purpleberry. 180 00:11:07,737 --> 00:11:10,001 Isn't it a lovely morning? 181 00:11:10,002 --> 00:11:13,056 It's particularly purp-tacular. 182 00:11:13,057 --> 00:11:15,416 It's pur-practically pur-perfect. 183 00:11:15,417 --> 00:11:19,083 It's funny how we never get tired of the word purple. 184 00:11:19,084 --> 00:11:20,152 Never. 185 00:11:20,153 --> 00:11:26,053 And it's all thanks to a balanced diet, composed of nothing but Purpleberries. 186 00:11:27,840 --> 00:11:31,810 I must get my hands on those healthy Purpleberries. 187 00:11:31,811 --> 00:11:33,731 Bort. 188 00:11:34,667 --> 00:11:38,847 Purpleberry Pond will return. After these messages... 189 00:11:38,848 --> 00:11:41,683 Hey, Mickey, you seem kind of down. 190 00:11:41,684 --> 00:11:46,904 You should try some sugar-blasted Purpleberry Puffs. 191 00:11:47,903 --> 00:11:52,073 My sugar-blasted Purpleberries are triple-soaked in maple-flavored syrup 192 00:11:52,074 --> 00:11:54,575 to start your day with purple power. 193 00:11:54,576 --> 00:11:59,081 And the leftover milk looks like Purpleberry Pond. 194 00:11:59,082 --> 00:12:00,114 Ah! 195 00:12:00,115 --> 00:12:02,166 Purpleberry Puffs are the sweetest part. 196 00:12:02,167 --> 00:12:05,336 Of your complete breakfast, along with juice, toast, ham, 197 00:12:05,337 --> 00:12:09,790 eggs, bacon, milk, cheese, liver, waffles and a big horse vitamin. 198 00:12:09,791 --> 00:12:12,042 And now, back to our show. 199 00:12:12,043 --> 00:12:13,794 ♪Healthy, healthy, healthy, healthy. 200 00:12:13,795 --> 00:12:15,546 ♪Purpleberries are. 201 00:12:15,547 --> 00:12:20,017 ♪Eat Purpleberries and you'll be a star. 202 00:12:20,018 --> 00:12:25,298 Look, a new purp-son is coming to Purpleberry Pond. 203 00:12:26,274 --> 00:12:28,976 Announcing Lord Loquat. 204 00:12:28,977 --> 00:12:33,417 I wonder what shade of purple he'll be. 205 00:12:35,567 --> 00:12:37,868 Greetings, Princess Purpleberry. 206 00:12:37,869 --> 00:12:40,988 I am Lord Loquat, your new neighbor. 207 00:12:40,989 --> 00:12:42,990 You're coming to live here? 208 00:12:42,991 --> 00:12:46,034 There goes the purple-hood. 209 00:12:46,035 --> 00:12:48,379 You're different, and I don't like you. 210 00:12:48,380 --> 00:12:51,749 Wait, it doesn't matter the color of your berries. 211 00:12:51,750 --> 00:12:55,669 After all, it takes two colors to make a rainbow. 212 00:12:55,670 --> 00:12:58,222 Shucks, I never thought of it that way. 213 00:12:58,223 --> 00:13:00,174 Sorry, cheddar head. 214 00:13:00,175 --> 00:13:03,427 ♪Look up high where the rainbow bends. 215 00:13:03,428 --> 00:13:07,815 ♪Orange and purple are the best of friends... 216 00:13:07,816 --> 00:13:11,495 I must get my hands on those healthy Purpleberries. 217 00:13:11,496 --> 00:13:12,486 Bort. 218 00:13:12,487 --> 00:13:15,247 And Orangeberries. 219 00:13:16,992 --> 00:13:20,861 We'll be back after these messages... 220 00:13:20,862 --> 00:13:24,298 Mom, why is there orange in my Purpleberry Puffs? 221 00:13:24,299 --> 00:13:27,334 As an active mom, I care about these things. 222 00:13:27,335 --> 00:13:30,871 I'll check the box while you start eating. 223 00:13:30,872 --> 00:13:36,177 Now my sugar-blasted Purpleberry Puffs have Loquat-flavored Orangeberries. 224 00:13:36,178 --> 00:13:37,776 Two colors? 225 00:13:37,777 --> 00:13:39,637 Wow. 226 00:13:41,795 --> 00:13:43,068 Bort. 227 00:13:43,069 --> 00:13:47,869 It's a small part of this girl's breakfast. 228 00:13:55,623 --> 00:13:56,647 Bort? 229 00:13:56,648 --> 00:14:00,148 I have a plan to get my hands on those Purpleberries 230 00:14:00,149 --> 00:14:03,287 with new Loquat-flavored Orangeberries. 231 00:14:03,288 --> 00:14:09,108 Soon I will have an important part of a complete breakfast. 232 00:14:11,129 --> 00:14:12,546 Oh, no. 233 00:14:12,547 --> 00:14:17,107 The Berry Burglar fired his snowball bomb. 234 00:14:18,136 --> 00:14:22,247 The snow will destroy the Purpleberry crop. 235 00:14:22,248 --> 00:14:24,141 Wait, it's not snow. 236 00:14:24,142 --> 00:14:25,559 It's sugar. 237 00:14:25,560 --> 00:14:27,420 Yay! 238 00:14:28,224 --> 00:14:32,399 New sugar-frosted, sugar-blasted Purpleberry Puffs. 239 00:14:32,400 --> 00:14:34,184 You can really see the sugar. 240 00:14:34,185 --> 00:14:36,504 I don't know which I like more... 241 00:14:36,505 --> 00:14:39,565 Original or type two. 242 00:14:41,184 --> 00:14:44,784 And now, back to our show... 243 00:14:46,164 --> 00:14:50,451 Curses, I didn't get my hands on those healthy Purpleberries. 244 00:14:50,452 --> 00:14:55,623 But next time, by gosh, I'll get my hands on those healthy Purpleberries. 245 00:14:55,624 --> 00:14:56,957 Bort. 246 00:14:56,958 --> 00:14:59,793 Will the Berry Burglar never learn? 247 00:14:59,794 --> 00:15:02,263 Probably not, but we did. 248 00:15:02,264 --> 00:15:05,933 We learned that no matter whether we're purple or orange... 249 00:15:05,934 --> 00:15:08,754 Or new Polkaberry. 250 00:15:08,770 --> 00:15:12,850 Good nutrition is just a bowl away. 251 00:15:13,511 --> 00:15:15,497 ♪You know you want to try it. 252 00:15:15,498 --> 00:15:17,611 ♪So tell your mom to buy it... 253 00:15:17,612 --> 00:15:19,780 Buy Purpleberry Puffs cereal. 254 00:15:19,781 --> 00:15:22,361 Buy! Buy! Buy! 255 00:15:22,379 --> 00:15:24,539 Bye-bye. 256 00:15:25,040 --> 00:15:26,904 We'll be back with more commercials. 257 00:15:26,905 --> 00:15:30,565 After these important messages. 258 00:15:39,102 --> 00:15:40,539 Aah! 259 00:15:40,540 --> 00:15:42,640 Go, me! 260 00:15:43,500 --> 00:15:45,403 ♪They fight for the heck of it. 261 00:15:45,404 --> 00:15:48,831 ♪Because they like to, here comes G.I. Zapp. 262 00:15:48,832 --> 00:15:52,001 G.I. Zapp, G.I. Zapp! 263 00:15:52,002 --> 00:15:54,834 G.I. Zapp is the code name. For an elite group 264 00:15:54,835 --> 00:15:58,624 of heavily armed mercenaries, eager to murder the enemy. 265 00:15:58,625 --> 00:16:03,125 Regardless of the cost in innocent lives. 266 00:16:05,806 --> 00:16:07,440 Ah, here we go. 267 00:16:07,441 --> 00:16:12,361 No one can complain about this patriotic dreck. 268 00:16:13,697 --> 00:16:15,031 What's that... a rock? 269 00:16:15,032 --> 00:16:17,552 I hate rocks. 270 00:16:19,403 --> 00:16:22,038 What do you stupid voters want now? 271 00:16:22,039 --> 00:16:26,209 What possible objection could you have to the G.I. Zapp cartoon? 272 00:16:26,210 --> 00:16:29,030 It's too violent! 273 00:16:29,413 --> 00:16:31,497 Ooh, very well. 274 00:16:31,498 --> 00:16:34,474 As leader of the free world, it is my solemn duty 275 00:16:34,475 --> 00:16:38,495 to put an end to cartoon violence. 276 00:16:38,756 --> 00:16:40,840 I'll have to reedit the program. 277 00:16:40,841 --> 00:16:44,945 Rosemary, have we got any type of machinery to edit tape? 278 00:16:44,946 --> 00:16:47,946 Oh, you know we do. 279 00:16:51,483 --> 00:16:55,203 Time for Dickie to get tricky. 280 00:16:56,619 --> 00:16:58,153 ♪G.I. Zapp. 281 00:16:58,154 --> 00:17:01,334 G.I. Zapp, G.I. Zapp! 282 00:17:02,458 --> 00:17:06,531 G.I Zapp is the code name for an elite group of... 283 00:17:06,532 --> 00:17:08,711 Patriotic peacekeepers who rebuild 284 00:17:08,712 --> 00:17:12,235 schools with their bullet-sucking vacuum tanks. 285 00:17:12,236 --> 00:17:13,474 That's what they are. 286 00:17:13,475 --> 00:17:16,096 Today's . Operation throat... 287 00:17:16,097 --> 00:17:18,677 Banana split... 288 00:17:18,891 --> 00:17:22,360 What the hell kind of plane is that? 289 00:17:22,361 --> 00:17:24,062 Okay, G.I. Zapps. 290 00:17:24,063 --> 00:17:26,886 Today's mission is to parachute into Fort Weaponsworth 291 00:17:26,887 --> 00:17:31,236 and take back our shrapnel laser, which was stolen by our sworn enemy. 292 00:17:31,237 --> 00:17:35,123 The terrorist group known as acronym. 293 00:17:35,124 --> 00:17:38,660 Acronym. A criminal regiment of nasty young men. 294 00:17:38,661 --> 00:17:44,061 Oh, that's clever... I'll leave that the way it is. 295 00:17:48,504 --> 00:17:53,341 I'll show those G.I Zapps once and for all when I fire this surface-to-air... 296 00:17:53,342 --> 00:17:54,809 Warning shot... 297 00:17:54,810 --> 00:17:57,166 Excellent plan, Profestro. 298 00:17:57,167 --> 00:17:59,025 That'll blow them straight to h... 299 00:17:59,026 --> 00:18:01,186 Church... 300 00:18:07,132 --> 00:18:09,767 Sound off as you jump. 301 00:18:09,768 --> 00:18:11,936 Freezer burn! 302 00:18:11,937 --> 00:18:13,483 Nutcracker! 303 00:18:13,484 --> 00:18:16,190 That's no name for a woman... let's just call her Pat. 304 00:18:16,191 --> 00:18:17,175 Waterboard! 305 00:18:17,176 --> 00:18:18,431 Helpful Johnny... 306 00:18:18,432 --> 00:18:19,475 Boxcutter! 307 00:18:19,476 --> 00:18:20,512 Powder puff... 308 00:18:20,513 --> 00:18:22,146 Orphan crippler! 309 00:18:22,147 --> 00:18:24,667 Nah... pass... 310 00:18:27,868 --> 00:18:29,286 Incoming surface-to-air mi... 311 00:18:29,287 --> 00:18:30,571 Telegram!. 312 00:18:30,572 --> 00:18:32,990 Pilot, is your parachute packed and ready? 313 00:18:32,991 --> 00:18:33,991 Yes, Sir. 314 00:18:33,992 --> 00:18:37,532 Good, because I forgot mine. 315 00:18:39,793 --> 00:18:42,373 Mayday! Mayday! Tell my wife... 316 00:18:42,374 --> 00:18:45,854 I'll be home for dinner... 317 00:18:47,913 --> 00:18:50,218 I, uh... landed the plane safely 318 00:18:50,219 --> 00:18:52,586 next to this naturally occurring fireball. 319 00:18:52,587 --> 00:18:54,669 At Disneyland. 320 00:18:54,670 --> 00:18:57,370 Hi, Tinker Bell. 321 00:19:03,895 --> 00:19:05,262 Ready... 322 00:19:05,263 --> 00:19:06,310 Aim... 323 00:19:06,311 --> 00:19:08,651 Negotiate... 324 00:19:17,826 --> 00:19:21,696 Uh, here comes a water balloon... 325 00:19:21,697 --> 00:19:24,877 That's quite a splash. 326 00:19:25,033 --> 00:19:28,393 Uh... beam me up, Scotty. 327 00:19:29,371 --> 00:19:32,191 Yay! I caught it. 328 00:19:35,533 --> 00:19:37,378 I'm hit. Oh, God, it h... 329 00:19:37,379 --> 00:19:39,599 Tickles... 330 00:19:41,421 --> 00:19:43,715 Oh, no. Freezer burn is... 331 00:19:43,716 --> 00:19:44,977 Sleeping... 332 00:19:44,978 --> 00:19:46,937 I will avenge him, you heartless... 333 00:19:46,938 --> 00:19:48,483 Bastards!. 334 00:19:48,484 --> 00:19:51,784 It's okay if I say it. 335 00:19:52,551 --> 00:19:55,099 Just measuring you. For a new hat... 336 00:19:55,100 --> 00:19:58,520 Three, four, cha-cha-cha. 337 00:19:58,590 --> 00:20:03,270 Find that apple. It's down there somewhere. 338 00:20:13,241 --> 00:20:15,443 That's it, I'm pulling the plug. 339 00:20:15,444 --> 00:20:18,624 Agnew, cut to the PSA. 340 00:20:20,422 --> 00:20:21,639 Give me the ball! 341 00:20:21,640 --> 00:20:23,507 No, give me. The ball. 342 00:20:23,508 --> 00:20:27,108 I know, let's fight for it. 343 00:20:29,196 --> 00:20:30,855 Now, hold on there, boys. 344 00:20:30,856 --> 00:20:33,169 Violence never solved anything. 345 00:20:33,170 --> 00:20:35,580 Then how do we decide who gets the ball? 346 00:20:35,581 --> 00:20:38,341 Agnew, show them. 347 00:20:40,262 --> 00:20:45,002 There how do you like your stupid ball now? 348 00:20:51,887 --> 00:20:55,681 That concludes the Futurama and Friends Saturday Morning Fun Pit! 349 00:20:55,682 --> 00:20:59,942 Now stay tuned for six hours of golf. 350 00:21:00,403 --> 00:21:06,303 Sync & corrections by P2Pfiend. Www.Addic7ed.Com.