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Subs created by: David Coleman.
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♪Two... two, three...
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Are you about to brush your teeth?
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- Yeah. Why?
- No reason.
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- What's so funny?
- Eh, nothing.
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Wait a minute.
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Have you been using my toothbrush
to polish your ass again?
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What?! Me, Bender the robot?
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There's metal flakes on it.
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And they look like ass flakes.
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How dare you accuse me!
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I would never do something
like that to a friend...
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Every single night while he's sleeping.
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Who sent you?! Why are
you dressed like Fry?
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Because I'm Fry.
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Oh! Fry, you old paranoid kook.
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What can I get you?
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A hidden camera for my bathroom.
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I suspect a certain robot of
unauthorized butt brushing.
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Got ya.
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What you need is one of
these holographic minicams.
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Films in every direction at once
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and stores the video on a
remote 15-inch floppy disc.
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- I'll take it!
- Excellent.
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Let me just wrap that up for you.
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Who said that?!
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You ate my lunch again,
you tainted oyster!
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That's a lie! I brought
my own lunch today.
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Hiyah! Hah! Ho-ho!
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Heeyah!
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Amy, quit using my punching bag
for golf ball target practice.
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- It's all lumpy.
- It wasn't me.
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And anyway, you're the
one who's been using
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my golf clubs to pound
dents out of the ship.
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I didn't bend your golf club.
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And the next time I don't bend
it, it'll be over your head.
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All right, people... and other things,
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we got some big
deliveries coming up, so...
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Your attention, please.
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I'm sure you're all wondering
why I gathered you here today.
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We gather here every day.
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I hereby, in front of all of you,
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accuse Bender of polishing
his ass with my toothbrush.
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Lies! He's just jealous that my
ass is shinier than his teeth.
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Ha-ha, we'll find out
who's lying, my friend.
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Because I planted a spy
camera in our apartment!
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Let's just see what you were up
to last night while I was asleep.
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Yes, let's do see.
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Okay, get ready.
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Uh, keep watching.
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Let me fast forward a little.
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Huh. Well, sorry, Bender.
I guess I owe you an apol...
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Hey, wait! What's going
on through that doorway?
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Let's go, Doc, chop him up.
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I got a rich customer
needs that kidney, stat.
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There, see? I didn't
use your toothbrush.
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You stole my kidney!
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Don't try to change the subject.
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Enough, you two. It just so happens
that I also planted a spy camera
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to catch Amy using my punching bag.
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Yet still, I feel empty inside.
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That's the most uncomfortable
sleeping bag I ever slept in.
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You were living in my punching bag?
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If you call that living.
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- You bent my golf club?
- Yep.
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And yet, what did it solve?
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What did the violence solve?
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Enough of this foolishness!
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Amazingly, I, too, set up a spy camera
to catch Zoidberg stealing my lunch.
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Yeah, I'll keep the
kidney cool, no problem.
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Bleah!
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You ate my kidney?
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I thought it was one of
Hermes' exotic lunches!
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You can't eat my exotic lunch!
That's a serious offense, woman!
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- She ate my kidney!
- I'm sorry.
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I just get really hungry around 11:30.
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That's not an excuse. It's just
an explanation of what happened.
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I don't feel well.
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I'm beginning to think my kidney
transplant was a total rip-off.
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Let's take a look-see.
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My Manwich!
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No wonder my urine smells like a meal.
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Enough, you babbling boobs!
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How can this company function
when no one trusts each other?
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Something must be done.
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But first I have to see a
man about some ground beef.
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Look what you made me do.
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We're going on a corporate
team-building retreat.
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- What?!
- Oh, man!
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- Come on!
- No!
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Hello, Planet Express!
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I'm Dan McMasters, and
I'll be your retreat leader
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for a week of fun and
personal empowerment.
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I hope you're happy!
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- Who are you?
- Jackie Jr., Ma'am.
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Jackie Jr.'s my apprentice.
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I figure if he's gonna work here, he
might as well get to know the team.
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- Who's she?
- I don't know.
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So I hear we've been having
some trust issues, huh?
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Well, for the next week,
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we'll be doing hundreds of trust
falls from every possible height
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and level of gravity.
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Or we could not do that.
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At the start of every
retreat, I like to demonstrate
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the power of trust by finding a
perfect stranger to be my assistant.
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Leela, do me a solid and pick up
the next space hitchhiker you see.
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You going to Andromeda or thereabouts?
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No, Sir, but how would you like to be
part of an exciting business retreat?
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Mm, just don't drop me off on an
asteroid like the last guy did.
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Okay, team, if I can
trust a total stranger,
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you can sure as heck
trust your own coworkers.
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In fact, I'm gonna make the
first trust fall of the week.
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Backwards into the waiting
arms of my new assistant.
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Just stand here like so.
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Good. I'll fall backwards,
and you catch me.
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I trust you...!
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Where'd it go?!
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I thought we installed
alien-proof air vents!
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It's on my list.
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What's happening?!
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The ship's lost power!
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Oh, my, adrift in deepest space
with a vicious alien killer aboard!
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Any one of us could be next.
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Fry, Bender, Jackie Jr.,
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Leela...
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That took longer than I expected.
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Quick, into the ship's panic room!
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I didn't know we had a panic room.
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Me, neither. It really could have
come in handy, like, 50 times.
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We'll be safe in here.
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The walls are impregnable,
and we have enough food
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and board games to survive for weeks.
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We'll be dead within an hour.
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All life support has shut down!
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So you're all gonna die?
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Then who'll ghost-write
my autobiography?
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Now hold on. There may be
a slim chance of survival.
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We'll have to split into three teams.
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Hermes and Zoidberg will crawl through the
air vents and restart the life support fan.
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Amy and Leela will retrieve the steering
wheel so we can steer the ship from here.
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And Fry and Bender, you'll
spacewalk onto the hull
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and relight the pilot
light on the engine.
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Aw, man, why do I have
to team up with him?
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And me with her?
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And I with it?
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Hush, hush, hush, hush!
There's not time to lose.
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Just be careful. The
creature could be anywhere...
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Except in this room.
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The name of the game is Candy Land.
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You go first. I don't want you
locking me out there like HAL.
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Still don't trust me, huh?
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Well, you can take your lack of
trust and jam it in your kidney hole.
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The only person I trust is myself.
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Help! I forgot my magnetic shoes!
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Just stay out of my way, boy.
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There. Who needs teamwork
when you got Bender?
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Whoa, whoa, whoa! Help!
My gyroscope melted!
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I'm out of control!
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Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!
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If the creature kills me, I just hope
it doesn't make me into a sandwich
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and leave it in the fridge where
some crawfish can get at it.
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For the last time, Hermes,
I didn't steal your lunch.
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It was Leela. She beat me to it.
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Put a squid in it. We're here.
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Oy, there's the problem.
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Jackie Jr.'s skull is
blocking the doodad.
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Hooray! Everything's fine!
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Something's coming!
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Oh, no, no.
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Oh, it's just a chinchilla.
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What a cute little...
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Help! I'm stuck!
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Don't panic! We'll be okay.
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Addendum.
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The monster won't even know
the ship has a basement.
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Unless you posted it on Facebook.
Like the last secret I told you.
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I didn't know that was a secret.
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Lots of people wear a
jockstrap thinking it's a thong.
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What was that?
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Amy, run!
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Quit telling me what to do.
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- Now will you run?
- Okay.
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Do something, Fry!
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Not that. Stop dying
and fix my gyroscope.
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I don't even know what a gyroscope is.
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Wait, I have an idea.
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Hey, what are you doing? Cut that out.
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Hey, you got me under control.
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Fry and Bender! A winning combination.
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Let's call ourselves Frender.
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♪Frender, Frender, Frender.
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♪ Frender, Frender, Frender.
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♪ Frender...
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I got the steering wheel.
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Leela and Amy! A winning combination.
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Yay, Lamey!
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The creature!
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It's attacking me!
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Hiyah! Yah! Yah!
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This is a job for Hermberg.
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You fend off the creature
with kicks and farts
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while I un-stick you
with my slippery ink.
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Hermes?
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We thought you were the creature.
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And we thought you were the creature.
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We made it, too.
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But my gyroscope's permanently busted.
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I guess I'll be dizzy and
uncoordinated for the rest of my...
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Yeah, it's fixed! My
coordination's back, baby.
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Yeah. Aah.
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I've got navigation.
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We're on our way home.
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It just shows how everything is
possible when you work together.
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Speaking of which, I have
a surprise announcement.
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There never was a creature.
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Surprise.
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The whole adventure was
just a training exercise
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to teach you the value of teamwork.
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Huh, I should be mad,
but it worked pretty well.
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You were really brave, Leela.
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And you seriously nailed that
thing with your golf shot.
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Fry, you saved my ass out there.
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Aw, I couldn't let anything
happen to something that shiny.
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And, Dr. Zoidberg, it
was your quick thinking...
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Uh, yup.
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Bad news, everyone.
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The creature is a shape-shifter.
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It knocked me out and took my form
so it could prey on poor Hermes.
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I weren't fooled. The real
Professor wun't never've...
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Dern.
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Bad news, everyone.
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The creature is a shape-shifter.
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It knocked me out and took my form
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so it could prey on
poor Hermes and Scruffy.
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Nice try, buddy.
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We're not buying it this time.
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But-but I'm the real
Professor. I can prove it.
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If you'll step up real
close to my microscope here,
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I'll show you that my
DNA is completely...
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Is it safe to come...
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It's time we solved this
problem the old-fashioned way.
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By shooting it.
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Wait, wait, wait, wait, you
can't give everybody guns.
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What if one of us is the creature?
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It could be any of us.
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Fry.
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Leela.
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Amy.
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Zoidberg...
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Zoidberg.
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One of us must be the bad creature.
252
00:16:22,783 --> 00:16:24,967
Is it me maybe?
253
00:16:24,968 --> 00:16:26,768
Aw.
254
00:16:32,981 --> 00:16:35,621
Quick, in here.
255
00:16:36,737 --> 00:16:38,947
We're the only ones left
who can trust each other.
256
00:16:38,948 --> 00:16:42,119
I know you well enough that
no creature could ever fool me.
257
00:16:42,120 --> 00:16:44,070
No matter how much it looked like you.
258
00:16:44,071 --> 00:16:46,735
Leela, I'm honored,
but for your own safety,
259
00:16:46,736 --> 00:16:49,121
you shouldn't trust anyone, not even me.
260
00:16:49,122 --> 00:16:51,518
But I'm just so scared.
261
00:16:51,519 --> 00:16:53,679
Kiss me.
262
00:16:57,005 --> 00:16:59,240
Easy, easy, you're biting my lip.
263
00:16:59,241 --> 00:17:01,221
Sorry.
264
00:17:01,407 --> 00:17:03,603
Ow, ow, ow!
265
00:17:03,604 --> 00:17:06,547
Wait a second, I know
what's going on here.
266
00:17:06,548 --> 00:17:09,308
I'm the monster.
267
00:17:15,558 --> 00:17:17,577
The creature was right behind me.
268
00:17:17,578 --> 00:17:19,145
I don't know where it went.
269
00:17:19,146 --> 00:17:22,716
Just leave me alone. I'm
really, really scared.
270
00:17:22,717 --> 00:17:24,584
Uh, Bender?
271
00:17:24,585 --> 00:17:25,808
What?
272
00:17:25,809 --> 00:17:27,637
Where'd you get those ears?
273
00:17:27,638 --> 00:17:29,229
I've always had ears.
274
00:17:29,230 --> 00:17:30,479
No, you haven't.
275
00:17:30,480 --> 00:17:36,380
All right, fine, you got me. I can't
keep track of every little detail.
276
00:17:46,006 --> 00:17:48,408
Okay, to see if you're the real Bender,
277
00:17:48,409 --> 00:17:50,643
I'm gonna ask you something
only he would know.
278
00:17:50,644 --> 00:17:53,513
On your last birthday,
what gift did I get you?
279
00:17:53,514 --> 00:17:55,394
- I don't remember.
- Me neither.
280
00:17:55,395 --> 00:17:57,016
Okay, I'll ask you one.
281
00:17:57,017 --> 00:18:00,286
What's the square root of 2,345.4?
282
00:18:00,287 --> 00:18:02,206
That's not something I would know.
283
00:18:02,207 --> 00:18:03,857
Oh, yeah. Your turn.
284
00:18:03,858 --> 00:18:06,376
Um, what color is my shirt?
285
00:18:06,377 --> 00:18:09,629
If I were the creature, I could
just look at your shirt, dum-dum.
286
00:18:09,630 --> 00:18:10,630
Good point.
287
00:18:10,631 --> 00:18:12,365
Aw, never mind this.
288
00:18:12,366 --> 00:18:13,996
In case I'm about to die,
289
00:18:13,997 --> 00:18:17,804
I just want you to know that I did
polish my ass with your toothbrush.
290
00:18:17,805 --> 00:18:19,639
Thanks for telling me, buddy.
291
00:18:19,640 --> 00:18:23,133
And to be honest, I am jealous
of how shiny your ass is,
292
00:18:23,134 --> 00:18:27,524
and sometimes at night, I
unpolish it with sandpaper.
293
00:18:27,525 --> 00:18:29,716
Aw, I trust you.
294
00:18:29,717 --> 00:18:32,359
I trust you, too.
295
00:18:32,360 --> 00:18:34,320
Congratulations.
296
00:18:34,321 --> 00:18:37,457
You two have really
learned the power of trust.
297
00:18:37,458 --> 00:18:40,279
Get away from us, you monster.
298
00:18:40,280 --> 00:18:42,729
Don't worry. There
isn't really a monster.
299
00:18:42,730 --> 00:18:44,531
And no one really got eaten.
300
00:18:44,532 --> 00:18:48,000
The whole thing was just part
of our team-building experience.
301
00:18:48,001 --> 00:18:50,303
And you two did terrific.
302
00:18:50,304 --> 00:18:52,305
But-but what about that hitchhiker?
303
00:18:52,306 --> 00:18:54,307
You mean my partner, Blorgulax?
304
00:18:54,308 --> 00:18:56,576
He does make a convincing hitchhiker.
305
00:18:56,577 --> 00:18:58,678
But he majored in business at Princeton.
306
00:18:58,679 --> 00:19:00,413
But we saw him change shape.
307
00:19:00,414 --> 00:19:02,482
Yes, he is a shape-shifter.
308
00:19:02,483 --> 00:19:05,985
But he uses his shape-shifting
for team-building, not evil.
309
00:19:05,986 --> 00:19:07,587
He pretends to eat some people.
310
00:19:07,588 --> 00:19:08,922
The others have to work together.
311
00:19:08,923 --> 00:19:10,523
We hand out a few tote bags.
312
00:19:10,524 --> 00:19:14,260
And boom! Four percent increase
in productivity minimum.
313
00:19:14,261 --> 00:19:15,995
So no one's dead?
314
00:19:15,996 --> 00:19:20,433
Of course not. All your friends are
on the bridge having a pizza party.
315
00:19:20,434 --> 00:19:25,174
So come on, put the
guns down and join us.
316
00:19:37,374 --> 00:19:39,118
Ooh.
317
00:19:39,119 --> 00:19:41,939
I think it moved.
318
00:19:48,203 --> 00:19:51,834
Hey guys, are you coming
to the party or not?
319
00:19:51,835 --> 00:19:53,133
Where's McMasters?
320
00:19:53,134 --> 00:19:55,639
He turned out to be such
a nice guy, didn't he?
321
00:19:55,640 --> 00:19:58,830
Totally, we should go on a
retreat like this every year.
322
00:19:58,831 --> 00:20:00,751
Yeah!
323
00:20:01,242 --> 00:20:03,582
Every year!
324
00:20:08,434 --> 00:20:14,334
In other news celebrated businessman Dan
McMasters was last seen two weeks ago.
325
00:20:14,697 --> 00:20:18,646
And authority's are now calling
his disappearance a homicide.
326
00:20:18,647 --> 00:20:21,108
We can't ever tell anyone
what really happened.
327
00:20:21,109 --> 00:20:23,527
Never ever! I can trust you right?
328
00:20:23,528 --> 00:20:26,969
100 percent till the end
of time. Can I trust you?
329
00:20:26,970 --> 00:20:30,232
My lips couldn't be more
sealed, even if I had lips.
330
00:20:30,233 --> 00:20:34,373
Police have no leads, but are
offering a one million dollar reward,
331
00:20:34,374 --> 00:20:38,213
for information leading to
the arrest of the killer.
332
00:20:38,214 --> 00:20:42,890
In the event there are two killers,
police are offering an unusual deal...
333
00:20:42,891 --> 00:20:45,683
Total immunity for the one
who turns in the other,
334
00:20:45,684 --> 00:20:50,424
plus a double reward
of two million dollars.
335
00:20:54,729 --> 00:21:00,629
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