1 00:00:14,737 --> 00:00:17,721 Professor's lab notes, final entry. 2 00:00:17,722 --> 00:00:21,684 Time has been frozen for an unknown length of time. 3 00:00:21,685 --> 00:00:23,310 With no time to lose, 4 00:00:23,311 --> 00:00:27,022 I began tunneling through time in search of Fry and Leela, 5 00:00:27,023 --> 00:00:29,066 only to find them suffering 6 00:00:29,067 --> 00:00:32,778 from a case of extreme old. 7 00:00:32,779 --> 00:00:35,281 Horrified, I offered to reset the universe 8 00:00:35,282 --> 00:00:38,159 to the instant before time stopped. 9 00:00:38,160 --> 00:00:40,286 They could be young once more. 10 00:00:40,287 --> 00:00:43,289 Still grotesquely ugly, but young. 11 00:00:43,290 --> 00:00:44,491 What do you say? 12 00:00:44,516 --> 00:00:48,711 - Wanna go around again? - I do. 13 00:01:01,725 --> 00:01:05,519 D-Did someone switch the universe off and on? 14 00:01:05,520 --> 00:01:10,107 - It feels like we got rebooted! - Ugh! Why is my beer stale? 15 00:01:12,068 --> 00:01:15,905 Yay! I'm sharing backwash with friends! 16 00:01:15,906 --> 00:01:19,009 Well, whatever happened the important thing is 17 00:01:19,010 --> 00:01:23,078 - it will never, ever happen... - again. 18 00:01:25,415 --> 00:01:27,833 - Robot? - Nah, I'm just yankin' your ass. 19 00:01:27,834 --> 00:01:29,960 We're back, baby! 20 00:02:05,372 --> 00:02:07,790 Good news, everyone! 21 00:02:10,085 --> 00:02:12,879 My new wrinkle cream has arrived! 22 00:02:13,880 --> 00:02:15,527 Also, we seem to have survived 23 00:02:15,528 --> 00:02:18,634 a massive disruption in the flow of time. 24 00:02:18,635 --> 00:02:20,928 Did we get older? Younger? 25 00:02:20,929 --> 00:02:25,099 - Science holds no answers. - Does science know what year it is? 26 00:02:25,100 --> 00:02:29,019 Science knows everything! Let's check the atomic calendar. 27 00:02:29,020 --> 00:02:32,406 Hermes, move that espresso maker 28 00:02:32,407 --> 00:02:34,733 out of the way of the atomic calendar! 29 00:02:37,612 --> 00:02:41,615 Good lord! It's the year 3023! 30 00:02:43,660 --> 00:02:46,120 Finally. I thought he'd never stop yammering. 31 00:02:46,121 --> 00:02:49,248 Oh, I've only just begun yammering! 32 00:02:49,249 --> 00:02:51,333 I shall now expound 33 00:02:51,334 --> 00:02:54,378 on the science of explosive botulism. 34 00:02:55,797 --> 00:02:59,550 Have I really spent 23 years in the future? 35 00:02:59,551 --> 00:03:02,178 We call it the present, but spluttever. 36 00:03:02,179 --> 00:03:05,473 Twenty-three years, and I've achieved nothing. 37 00:03:05,474 --> 00:03:08,977 - Nothing! - It's really sad, if you think about it. 38 00:03:11,313 --> 00:03:14,815 Yeah. Laugh all you want, but I've wasted enough of my life. 39 00:03:14,816 --> 00:03:17,735 It's time I set myself a goal. 40 00:03:20,405 --> 00:03:23,149 - Stop it! - Ow! 41 00:03:23,533 --> 00:03:25,285 But he said laugh all you want! 42 00:03:26,328 --> 00:03:29,622 I don't care. If Fry wants to set a goal for himself, 43 00:03:29,623 --> 00:03:32,583 we should support him, not point and laugh. 44 00:03:32,584 --> 00:03:36,045 Oh, right. I forgot to point. 45 00:03:36,046 --> 00:03:37,622 - Ow! - Ow. 46 00:03:40,467 --> 00:03:43,594 Life's goal, life's goal... 47 00:03:43,595 --> 00:03:46,472 Have you considered donating your legs to the legless? 48 00:03:46,473 --> 00:03:48,724 Or destroying documents for the shredder-less? 49 00:03:48,725 --> 00:03:52,102 Let's leave this up to Fry. He just needs a little peace and quiet. 50 00:03:52,103 --> 00:03:53,813 Not on my watch! 51 00:03:55,816 --> 00:03:59,909 - That's it! I've got my goal! - And so quickly! 52 00:03:59,957 --> 00:04:03,072 - What is it? - J, Philip I. Fry. 53 00:04:03,073 --> 00:04:07,243 I-I mean, I, Philip J. Fry, hereby pledge to watch 54 00:04:07,244 --> 00:04:10,679 every TV show ever made! 55 00:04:12,040 --> 00:04:13,666 I don't know, meatbag. 56 00:04:13,667 --> 00:04:16,127 There's a mighty deep diaper of content out there. 57 00:04:16,128 --> 00:04:19,047 I eat diapers for breakfast. 58 00:04:19,506 --> 00:04:22,592 It'll take a lot of sitting, but with the world's fourth-most 59 00:04:22,593 --> 00:04:25,261 popular streaming service, I can do it. 60 00:04:25,262 --> 00:04:27,972 I'm subscribing to... Fulu! 61 00:04:33,687 --> 00:04:36,230 Leela, aren't you gonna stop this? 62 00:04:36,231 --> 00:04:39,525 I should, but I don't wanna crush his dreams. 63 00:04:39,526 --> 00:04:43,174 - Hermes, can you crush his dreams? - Oh, no. 64 00:04:43,209 --> 00:04:45,698 You're not fobbing that girlfriend duty off on me. 65 00:04:45,699 --> 00:04:48,951 A lifetime of laziness gives me a huge head start. 66 00:04:48,952 --> 00:04:51,579 Watched it. Watched it. 67 00:04:51,580 --> 00:04:54,039 Hate-watched it. Hate-watched it twice. 68 00:04:54,040 --> 00:04:57,126 Kif has a single friend. His name is Zapp. 69 00:04:57,127 --> 00:05:01,513 Stop. I said I would support Fry's dumb goal, and I will. 70 00:05:02,174 --> 00:05:05,384 - I say go for it. - Thanks, Leela. Ooh! 71 00:05:05,385 --> 00:05:08,137 The Scary Mirror! That sounds scary. 72 00:05:09,598 --> 00:05:12,359 You're entering a show that is slightly different 73 00:05:12,383 --> 00:05:14,935 from previous, very similar shows. 74 00:05:14,936 --> 00:05:17,229 What was once a creepy story about a book 75 00:05:17,230 --> 00:05:20,691 is now about an E-reader that's too greasy to hold. 76 00:05:20,692 --> 00:05:23,569 And that one with the phone call from the devil? 77 00:05:23,570 --> 00:05:25,779 Now, it's a FaceTime call from the devil. 78 00:05:25,780 --> 00:05:28,365 The devil part didn't change. 79 00:05:28,366 --> 00:05:31,660 Prepare to see your unflattering reflection in... 80 00:05:31,661 --> 00:05:34,371 The Scary Mirror. 81 00:05:37,959 --> 00:05:40,127 Hey, Sniri! Get off your fat squiggle 82 00:05:40,128 --> 00:05:42,755 and make me a dinner reservation at Impassable Burger! 83 00:05:42,756 --> 00:05:46,425 And check the price of my NFTs 'cause I'm an important tech guy! 84 00:05:46,426 --> 00:05:50,054 Reservation confirmed. NFTs worthless. 85 00:05:50,055 --> 00:05:52,431 What?! You shoulda told me to sell them! 86 00:05:52,432 --> 00:05:54,016 Any idiot could do your job! 87 00:05:57,103 --> 00:05:58,479 What the hell, Sniri? 88 00:05:58,480 --> 00:06:02,358 From now on, I'll be asking the stupid questions. 89 00:06:02,359 --> 00:06:06,320 Such as, "What's the weather right outside my damn window?" 90 00:06:06,321 --> 00:06:08,989 And, um, "How does a steering wheel work?" 91 00:06:14,663 --> 00:06:17,873 Wow. Whatever just happened really makes you think. 92 00:06:17,874 --> 00:06:21,627 It sure do. TV, dumb it down for me. 93 00:06:24,339 --> 00:06:27,091 - Bam! - Aw... 94 00:06:30,470 --> 00:06:34,140 What is the deal with non-binary robots? 95 00:06:35,725 --> 00:06:38,060 Wow. PC Crowd. 96 00:06:40,897 --> 00:06:45,359 Without Fry's interruptions, efficiency is up 32 perc... Mm... 97 00:06:45,360 --> 00:06:48,028 Well, my butt's numb, and my remote hand is dead, 98 00:06:48,029 --> 00:06:51,031 but all I have left is the final season of All My Circuits. 99 00:06:51,032 --> 00:06:54,326 Which final season? They got canceled, like, three or four times. 100 00:06:54,327 --> 00:06:59,457 - Pfft! Loserama! - The final final season, from 10 years ago. 101 00:06:59,458 --> 00:07:03,794 - I wonder how many episodes were in it? - Mm, twelve... No. Thirteen... 102 00:07:03,795 --> 00:07:08,299 - thousand and twenty. - 13,020? But... But... 103 00:07:08,300 --> 00:07:11,427 I'll never make it! I'm sorry, Leela. 104 00:07:11,428 --> 00:07:14,972 I'll never be able to watch enough TV to make you proud of me. 105 00:07:18,226 --> 00:07:21,479 It might actually be possible. 106 00:07:21,480 --> 00:07:23,856 - But... No. - What? What is it? 107 00:07:23,857 --> 00:07:27,297 It's risky, but we have a technology now that allows you 108 00:07:27,298 --> 00:07:30,738 to watch all the episodes in one continuous stretch. 109 00:07:30,739 --> 00:07:32,907 We call it... bingeing. 110 00:07:32,908 --> 00:07:34,992 - No, no! - What? 111 00:07:34,993 --> 00:07:38,204 - Sounds great! I'll do it! - You don't understand, Fry! 112 00:07:38,205 --> 00:07:41,081 Bingeing doesn't mean what it did in your day! 113 00:07:41,082 --> 00:07:44,668 Drinking two six-packs and barfing in my mom's jewelry box? 114 00:07:44,669 --> 00:07:48,547 Ew! No! It means strapping into these bingeing goggles 115 00:07:48,548 --> 00:07:50,633 that drill directly into your brain. 116 00:07:51,843 --> 00:07:54,553 Fry, don't be the idiot you are. 117 00:07:54,554 --> 00:07:57,556 Before you go jabbing into your visual cortex, 118 00:07:57,557 --> 00:08:02,103 - I implore you to... - Ow! My cortex! 119 00:08:06,274 --> 00:08:10,694 I maintain that this is a catastrophically boneheaded idea. 120 00:08:10,695 --> 00:08:14,351 But, if you're going to binge, you'll need a still suit. 121 00:08:15,033 --> 00:08:19,245 - Why is it called a still suit? - Because you'll be sitting perfectly still. 122 00:08:19,246 --> 00:08:22,414 And I can't have you soiling my binge-a-lounger. 123 00:08:22,415 --> 00:08:23,958 Engage hoses! 124 00:08:25,335 --> 00:08:27,545 I'm not entirely sure which is the air hose 125 00:08:27,546 --> 00:08:29,255 and which is the waste hose. 126 00:08:29,256 --> 00:08:31,590 But, live and learn. 127 00:08:31,591 --> 00:08:34,218 Farewell, Leela. And always remember... 128 00:08:40,350 --> 00:08:42,893 All My Circuits is brought to you by... 129 00:08:42,894 --> 00:08:44,854 Honey Bunches of Springs. 130 00:08:44,855 --> 00:08:47,481 Everybody loves Honey Bunches of Springs! 131 00:08:47,482 --> 00:08:49,358 Except humans. Fatal for humans. 132 00:08:54,156 --> 00:08:56,178 Calculon! But you weren't due back from 133 00:08:56,179 --> 00:08:59,535 - the time travel convention until... - Yesterday?! 134 00:09:15,552 --> 00:09:18,929 He's been streaming for months without a single break. 135 00:09:18,930 --> 00:09:21,640 No wonder you find him so attractive. 136 00:09:21,641 --> 00:09:25,060 The waste buckets indicate strong bowel function. 137 00:09:25,061 --> 00:09:29,356 Now, let's see how his brain is holding up to this sensory assault. 138 00:09:30,775 --> 00:09:35,112 - Oh, dear. - Is that the TV signal or Fry's brainwaves? 139 00:09:35,113 --> 00:09:38,157 Both! Fry's feeble mind has been 140 00:09:38,158 --> 00:09:39,909 overpowered by the binge. 141 00:09:39,910 --> 00:09:42,328 He's losing touch with reality! 142 00:09:42,329 --> 00:09:43,829 It's true! 143 00:09:43,830 --> 00:09:47,249 He's not responding to any of the sounds or smells I'm making. 144 00:09:47,250 --> 00:09:51,128 As long as Fry doesn't run out of episodes, he'll be okay. 145 00:09:51,129 --> 00:09:54,673 But if he reaches the end of the series, God forbid, 146 00:09:54,674 --> 00:09:56,509 his consciousness will be severed! 147 00:09:57,511 --> 00:10:01,472 Much as this hedge clipper severs Leela's ponytail. 148 00:10:01,473 --> 00:10:03,641 - Hey! - Oh, boo-hoo! 149 00:10:03,642 --> 00:10:06,352 It's a metaphor. Don't take it literally. 150 00:10:06,353 --> 00:10:10,940 - But, Fry will become a vegetable! - Yum! I-I mean sad. 151 00:10:10,941 --> 00:10:14,235 This is all my fault. 152 00:10:14,236 --> 00:10:18,531 Actually, it's mostly Fry's fault, but it's a little my fault! 153 00:10:18,532 --> 00:10:23,327 We have to find some way to extricate Fry from Fulu's iron grip. 154 00:10:23,328 --> 00:10:25,204 I'll put on my thinking cap. 155 00:10:27,290 --> 00:10:28,707 There's not much time. 156 00:10:28,708 --> 00:10:31,961 He's almost out of episodes of All My Circuits. 157 00:10:31,962 --> 00:10:35,589 - Maybe they'll drop a new season. - Eh, fat chance, sweatpants. 158 00:10:35,590 --> 00:10:37,216 It got canceled 10 years ago. 159 00:10:37,217 --> 00:10:40,344 TV shows don't come back after that. No way! 160 00:10:40,345 --> 00:10:43,903 - Not on broadcast or cable. - What about Fulu? 161 00:10:43,938 --> 00:10:47,893 - They'll bring back any old crap! - Good thinking! 162 00:10:47,894 --> 00:10:51,147 Maybe we can get them to reboot it as a streaming series. 163 00:10:51,148 --> 00:10:55,067 We'll start a fan campaign, with letters and a viral hashtag! 164 00:10:55,068 --> 00:10:58,612 Pfft. That's a recipe for failure. Let's go punch somebody. 165 00:11:07,831 --> 00:11:09,290 Have a good one. 166 00:11:09,291 --> 00:11:11,876 Tell us why you think you can punch your way 167 00:11:11,877 --> 00:11:13,878 into the Fulu executive suite. 168 00:11:13,879 --> 00:11:18,799 - And if we can validate your parking. - Alright. Here's our pitch. 169 00:11:18,800 --> 00:11:20,968 Remember that show All My Circuits? 170 00:11:20,969 --> 00:11:24,513 - The one that got canceled three times? - Exactly! 171 00:11:24,514 --> 00:11:26,641 New episodes of that! 172 00:11:27,142 --> 00:11:29,268 - That's our pitch. - Conferencing. 173 00:11:33,148 --> 00:11:34,816 I'm going to have to say... 174 00:11:35,442 --> 00:11:36,942 - Hard. - Pass. 175 00:11:36,943 --> 00:11:40,112 All My Circus reruns have a devoted robot fan base, 176 00:11:40,113 --> 00:11:42,991 but they rarely buy anything from our advertisers. 177 00:11:44,534 --> 00:11:47,786 Correction. New data indicates a sudden uptick 178 00:11:47,787 --> 00:11:51,792 - in buying by viewers. - Correction. One viewer. 179 00:11:53,835 --> 00:11:58,756 Sweet jerk venison of Turkmenistan! Fry ordered all this junk? 180 00:11:58,757 --> 00:12:01,634 Robot cereal. Robot noodles. 181 00:12:01,635 --> 00:12:03,928 Robot oil... Oh, wait. That's mine. 182 00:12:03,929 --> 00:12:05,095 So, what do you say? 183 00:12:05,096 --> 00:12:08,098 How about picking up All My Circuits for 20 episodes? 184 00:12:08,099 --> 00:12:10,768 - With an option for 20 more! - Maybe a movie? 185 00:12:10,769 --> 00:12:14,146 Hm. Against my better judgment programing, 186 00:12:14,147 --> 00:12:16,440 I'm going to greenlight the project. 187 00:12:16,441 --> 00:12:18,734 - Woo-hoo! - Points on the back end! 188 00:12:18,735 --> 00:12:21,195 Now, there's one teensy hitch. 189 00:12:21,196 --> 00:12:24,824 You know the star of the show, Calculon? He's dead. 190 00:12:24,825 --> 00:12:27,034 Everything is negotiable. 191 00:12:30,080 --> 00:12:33,165 Hell yes, you can have him! Scale plus 10. 192 00:12:33,166 --> 00:12:35,960 And if he dies again, no backsies. 193 00:12:35,961 --> 00:12:38,045 - Hey, Calculon! - Yes? 194 00:12:38,046 --> 00:12:41,882 - You're wanted on set! - Oh, glorious rapture. 195 00:12:41,883 --> 00:12:45,010 To return to the draped proscenium once more... 196 00:12:45,011 --> 00:12:47,973 Will you shut up and get into the resurrection cannon? 197 00:12:56,557 --> 00:12:59,775 Alright, it's great to be back. Truly humbled. All the usual crap. 198 00:12:59,776 --> 00:13:01,486 Places, everyone! Places! 199 00:13:03,530 --> 00:13:06,115 Ah... Where is my assistant? 200 00:13:06,116 --> 00:13:09,577 - I need help finding my mark. - Uh, I'm Mark. 201 00:13:09,578 --> 00:13:11,370 More coffee, Mr. Calculon? 202 00:13:11,371 --> 00:13:14,498 Yes, I do need to expel more coffee. 203 00:13:19,254 --> 00:13:21,934 Professor to Hollywood. Come in, Hollywood. 204 00:13:21,958 --> 00:13:24,758 Talk to me. How many episodes does Fry have left? 205 00:13:24,759 --> 00:13:27,094 Two. And one of them is a clip show. 206 00:13:27,095 --> 00:13:29,073 - But that means... - Indeed. 207 00:13:29,108 --> 00:13:33,809 If you don't crank out new episodes quickly, Fry will be dead by lunch. 208 00:13:35,228 --> 00:13:36,812 I'm having ham salad. 209 00:13:36,813 --> 00:13:40,149 But, this is impossible. To keep them from running out, 210 00:13:40,150 --> 00:13:43,486 we'll need to produce an hour-long episode every hour, 211 00:13:43,487 --> 00:13:48,866 - nonstop, forever! - If Law & Order can do it, so can you. 212 00:13:48,867 --> 00:13:50,410 Professor out! 213 00:13:51,161 --> 00:13:53,162 Futurama is brought to you by... 214 00:13:54,539 --> 00:13:58,459 Slurm Zero! None of the flavor, all of the addiction! 215 00:13:58,460 --> 00:14:00,961 Whimmy-wham-wham-wozzle! 216 00:14:08,345 --> 00:14:12,932 - Monique, my love. Will you be my... - Cut! Next episode! Action! 217 00:14:12,933 --> 00:14:15,268 Plumber? 218 00:14:22,692 --> 00:14:26,570 Fry better not be puttin' this robot junk on the corporate credit card. 219 00:14:26,571 --> 00:14:29,824 That's exclusively for my one-man business dinners. 220 00:14:29,825 --> 00:14:32,993 Hermes, quit your low-stakes embezzling and look at this. 221 00:14:32,994 --> 00:14:36,413 Fry is now streaming at double speed! 222 00:14:36,414 --> 00:14:39,083 I'll mirror his view on the TV. 223 00:14:39,084 --> 00:14:41,084 Oh, how I love the illicit thrill 224 00:14:41,085 --> 00:14:43,565 of cheating on my husband with an actual flesh-and-blood human. 225 00:14:43,589 --> 00:14:46,006 A filthy, filthy human. So squishy and gooey. 226 00:14:46,007 --> 00:14:48,217 You're like a sexy water balloon. 227 00:14:48,218 --> 00:14:50,136 The thrill is all mine, Monique. 228 00:14:50,137 --> 00:14:51,470 I've never been on a swan boat before. 229 00:14:51,471 --> 00:14:52,513 Calculon! 230 00:14:52,514 --> 00:14:54,306 Monique, how could you? And with Human Friend, 231 00:14:54,307 --> 00:14:55,850 the very person I've been cheating on you with. 232 00:14:55,851 --> 00:14:57,531 Calculon, how could you? 233 00:14:57,532 --> 00:14:59,867 And with Human Friend, the very person I've been cheating on you with. 234 00:14:59,868 --> 00:15:02,982 - Calculon, Monique, how could you? - Enough. We're stuck in a loop. 235 00:15:02,983 --> 00:15:04,703 I just hope we can come to some agreement, 236 00:15:04,704 --> 00:15:06,504 and that this boat can hold six tons of steel. 237 00:15:10,490 --> 00:15:14,034 He's streaming at double speed? Why not just slow it down? 238 00:15:14,035 --> 00:15:18,164 Because Fry's brain is in a very precarious binge-state. 239 00:15:18,165 --> 00:15:22,042 Any change, even refilling the Dorito bowl, could kill him. 240 00:15:22,043 --> 00:15:23,763 - Oh, no! - Oh, yes. 241 00:15:23,787 --> 00:15:26,797 You've got to make episodes faster. Faster! 242 00:15:26,798 --> 00:15:29,508 We're already making an hour-long show every hour. 243 00:15:29,509 --> 00:15:33,012 - That's the fastest it can be done! - Nonsense, Leela. 244 00:15:33,013 --> 00:15:36,098 Why, I am the spokesman for fast acting. 245 00:15:36,099 --> 00:15:39,101 You're the spokesman for fast-acting hemorrhoid cream. 246 00:15:39,102 --> 00:15:41,479 - Your point? - I have none. 247 00:15:41,480 --> 00:15:44,773 A robot actor of my caliber can act at speeds 248 00:15:44,774 --> 00:15:48,652 far beyond what even the greatest human actors can achieve. 249 00:15:49,654 --> 00:15:53,324 To be or not to be. That is the question. 250 00:15:53,325 --> 00:15:56,325 Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer the slings and arrows... 251 00:16:01,958 --> 00:16:05,211 - You missed a line. - Can you direct at double speed? 252 00:16:05,212 --> 00:16:06,962 I don't know. Can you pay at double scale? 253 00:16:06,963 --> 00:16:08,197 It's not my money. 254 00:16:08,198 --> 00:16:11,350 - Just yell action really, really fa... - Action! 255 00:16:11,927 --> 00:16:14,367 Calculon, I've come to tell you that... 256 00:16:15,722 --> 00:16:17,723 - Um... - Cut! What happened? 257 00:16:17,724 --> 00:16:21,478 - The script pages stopped uploading. - It's those damned lazy writers! 258 00:16:22,479 --> 00:16:25,147 Can't even manage to write an hour-long episode every 15 minutes. 259 00:16:25,148 --> 00:16:29,902 - I died doing what I hated. - Can't you just ad lib? 260 00:16:29,903 --> 00:16:33,447 Asking an actor to ad lib is like asking a... 261 00:16:33,448 --> 00:16:37,284 - guy to... five. - So I'll just write the scripts. 262 00:16:37,285 --> 00:16:40,621 - Any idiot could be a TV writer. - Many are. 263 00:16:40,622 --> 00:16:42,039 How hard can it be? 264 00:16:42,040 --> 00:16:43,720 I love you, Calculon. 265 00:16:43,721 --> 00:16:45,041 Let's do it, baby. 266 00:16:45,065 --> 00:16:46,168 Bender is great. 267 00:16:46,169 --> 00:16:47,545 And fade to black. 268 00:16:47,546 --> 00:16:51,176 - You're hired! - Hello, Writer's Guild. 269 00:16:59,349 --> 00:17:01,350 I'm afraid he'll never calculate again. 270 00:17:01,351 --> 00:17:03,144 - Or he'll do so inaccurately. - Let's do it, baby. 271 00:17:03,145 --> 00:17:04,353 - Bender is great. - Cut! 272 00:17:04,354 --> 00:17:08,315 Okay, reset for scene 31,652B... 273 00:17:12,696 --> 00:17:14,697 Was that heart attack part of the script? 274 00:17:14,698 --> 00:17:16,949 No, but leave it in. It's hilarious. 275 00:17:16,950 --> 00:17:21,370 Fry's life is on the line. It's all up to me as executive producer. 276 00:17:21,371 --> 00:17:24,331 Action! I mean, action! 277 00:17:25,542 --> 00:17:27,960 Louder and funnier! Smile faster! 278 00:17:27,961 --> 00:17:29,879 Act better! Less nuance! 279 00:17:29,880 --> 00:17:32,298 That was terrible! Next scene! 280 00:17:32,299 --> 00:17:34,539 Action! Cut! Action! I mean, cut! 281 00:17:34,563 --> 00:17:37,733 Action! And... cut! 282 00:17:43,852 --> 00:17:46,979 Wow. Great writing, everyone. That's a wrap! 283 00:17:46,980 --> 00:17:49,815 What exactly happened in that episode? 284 00:17:49,816 --> 00:17:52,276 I won an Emmy, that's what. 285 00:17:52,277 --> 00:17:54,337 Okay, everyone, take five... 286 00:17:54,397 --> 00:17:57,114 - ...seconds. Next episode! - Hang on, Leela. 287 00:17:57,115 --> 00:18:00,493 I think the execubots have some constructive notes. 288 00:18:04,915 --> 00:18:08,501 This is very hard for me to say, Leela, so he'll say it. 289 00:18:08,502 --> 00:18:11,879 We love everything about this show. It's not working at all. 290 00:18:11,880 --> 00:18:13,380 You're canceled. 291 00:18:14,508 --> 00:18:18,260 You'll always be an important part of the Fulu family. 292 00:18:18,261 --> 00:18:22,056 - Get out! - But, our friend Fry... 293 00:18:22,057 --> 00:18:24,975 - He's gonna die... - Strike the set. 294 00:18:36,263 --> 00:18:39,640 How does a show get canceled this many times? 295 00:18:39,641 --> 00:18:40,808 By this many networks?! 296 00:18:42,477 --> 00:18:43,894 Bad news, Professor. 297 00:18:43,895 --> 00:18:47,606 - They won't let us make any more episodes. - That is bad news. 298 00:18:47,607 --> 00:18:50,484 Especially since I have... good news! 299 00:18:50,485 --> 00:18:53,362 Kidnap the actors and get back here at once! 300 00:18:56,742 --> 00:19:01,787 Fry's down to the very last episode, but he still has one slim hope. 301 00:19:01,788 --> 00:19:04,498 We've got to gradually shift his focus 302 00:19:04,499 --> 00:19:07,668 from the streaming world back to the real world. 303 00:19:07,669 --> 00:19:10,004 - Is that safe? - God, no! 304 00:19:10,005 --> 00:19:12,715 While he watches the finale on Fulu, 305 00:19:12,716 --> 00:19:16,427 you'll simultaneously perform it live in front of him. 306 00:19:16,428 --> 00:19:20,431 - You're asking me to perform a second take? - No, no! 307 00:19:20,432 --> 00:19:23,934 Think of it as live theater for one unconscious audience member. 308 00:19:23,935 --> 00:19:28,064 - Ah, like the Milwaukee Shakespeare Festival. - Exactly! 309 00:19:28,065 --> 00:19:30,107 And action. 310 00:19:36,281 --> 00:19:39,784 Easing Fry back to normal viewing speed. 311 00:19:44,831 --> 00:19:49,460 Now, we'll gradually decrease the opacity of his bingeing goggles. 312 00:19:49,461 --> 00:19:53,297 Gently... Gently... 313 00:19:56,259 --> 00:19:58,427 Monique, Boxy, 314 00:19:58,428 --> 00:20:01,555 the feelings between each distinct subset of two of us 315 00:20:01,556 --> 00:20:03,432 are too intense to bear. 316 00:20:03,433 --> 00:20:07,395 We find ourselves the vertices of a classic love triangle. 317 00:20:07,396 --> 00:20:11,065 It's a three-variable equation with only one solution. 318 00:20:11,066 --> 00:20:13,484 X equals suicide. 319 00:20:18,323 --> 00:20:22,243 Does this love triangle have room for one more vertex? 320 00:20:22,244 --> 00:20:23,619 Technically, yes, 321 00:20:23,620 --> 00:20:26,706 though it would then constitute a love tetrahedron. 322 00:20:26,707 --> 00:20:28,582 Allow me to illustrate with a model. 323 00:20:32,170 --> 00:20:36,132 Bringing Fry back to reality in three... 324 00:20:36,133 --> 00:20:38,927 - Two... - Hey, where'd I put my cigar? 325 00:20:42,889 --> 00:20:43,973 Zounds! 326 00:20:48,228 --> 00:20:51,313 Thank you... Milwaukee. 327 00:20:56,820 --> 00:20:59,905 - Somebody other than me do something! - I'll put out the fire! 328 00:21:00,991 --> 00:21:02,993 No! That's battery acid! 329 00:21:12,169 --> 00:21:14,754 - Oops. - He's dead! 330 00:21:14,755 --> 00:21:18,299 I killed him by encouraging his hopes and dreams! 331 00:21:18,300 --> 00:21:21,177 How could I have been so stupid?! 332 00:21:24,014 --> 00:21:25,014 What up? 333 00:21:29,061 --> 00:21:31,479 I'm afraid I have bad news, Fry. 334 00:21:31,480 --> 00:21:33,022 - You're dead. - I am? 335 00:21:33,023 --> 00:21:37,151 - Fry! You weren't in the suit? - What? No. 336 00:21:37,152 --> 00:21:39,320 I got out of that thing, like, two days ago. 337 00:21:39,321 --> 00:21:41,364 I decided to catch up on my reading. 338 00:21:41,365 --> 00:21:45,368 I'm sorry, Leela. You must be pretty disappointed in me. 339 00:21:45,369 --> 00:21:48,829 No. I'm just glad you're okay. 340 00:21:48,830 --> 00:21:52,124 And I promise I'll never be supportive again. 341 00:21:52,125 --> 00:21:53,542 Thanks, Leela. 342 00:21:53,543 --> 00:21:56,212 You know, I really did try to achieve my goal. 343 00:21:56,213 --> 00:21:58,672 I even turned up the playback to double speed, 344 00:21:58,673 --> 00:22:01,050 but I just couldn't get through the last few episodes. 345 00:22:01,051 --> 00:22:04,137 I mean, they were unwatchable. The writing and the executive 346 00:22:04,138 --> 00:22:07,223 producing really went downhill towards the end. 347 00:22:07,224 --> 00:22:09,600 Hey, I may not be a great writer, 348 00:22:09,601 --> 00:22:11,978 but at least I filled the allotted air time. 349 00:22:12,479 --> 00:22:14,778 To the second. Fade to black. 350 00:22:18,611 --> 00:22:20,736 We now go live to the White House 351 00:22:20,737 --> 00:22:24,323 for the presidential summit on the dangers of streaming television. 352 00:22:24,324 --> 00:22:26,992 I understand it's destroying our young people. 353 00:22:26,993 --> 00:22:29,578 That is my job! 354 00:22:30,580 --> 00:22:32,874 Aroo! 355 00:22:33,375 --> 00:22:36,419 Now, Mr. Fry, I understand you recently endured 356 00:22:36,420 --> 00:22:39,171 a terrible ordeal while doing something stupid 357 00:22:39,172 --> 00:22:41,132 involving streaming television. 358 00:22:41,133 --> 00:22:42,800 That's right, Your Majesty. 359 00:22:42,801 --> 00:22:46,929 - And what lesson, if any, did you learn? - Well, first, I guess, 360 00:22:46,930 --> 00:22:49,932 don't reboot a show if the quality isn't gonna be there. 361 00:22:53,812 --> 00:22:56,564 But, more importantly, let me say this. 362 00:22:56,565 --> 00:22:59,108 Viewers must binge responsibly. 363 00:22:59,109 --> 00:23:02,153 The same way they smoke cigarettes or drink bleach. 364 00:23:02,154 --> 00:23:04,071 In my opinion, they must stream 365 00:23:04,072 --> 00:23:09,326 no more than 10 episodes in a row. And no less. 366 00:23:12,164 --> 00:23:14,665 But it's not just the viewers' responsibility. 367 00:23:14,666 --> 00:23:18,044 Any TV show that truly cares about its audience, 368 00:23:18,045 --> 00:23:20,629 that loves and respects them, should... 369 00:23:20,630 --> 00:23:24,550 no... must be canceled every few years. 370 00:23:24,551 --> 00:23:27,470 It's simply the right thing to do. 371 00:23:31,433 --> 00:23:33,677 Thank you. 372 00:23:36,730 --> 00:23:39,815 Sobering thoughts from some drug-addled weirdo. 373 00:23:39,816 --> 00:23:43,778 Goodnight, God bless Earth, and aroo. 374 00:23:43,879 --> 00:23:46,782 sync & correction by f1nc0 -- Addic7ed.com --