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Aw. He's using his jacket
as some kind of security blanket.
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- That's so cute and pathetic.
- It really is. You do you, weirdo!
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Oh, hey, guys.
I'm just sucking on my jacket.
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A Clump-O-Honey candy
got stuck right there
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over a thousand years ago,
and I can still taste it.
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You know who I bet
would like some of that?
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Me! Zoidberg.
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Oh, no!
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Zoidberg, you residue hog!
Now all I taste is crab juice.
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- So, buy another jacket candy.
- I can't. They stopped making it
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after it got reclassified
as industrial glue.
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Ah. Then I, Bender,
will recreate the recipe.
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Don't forget, I came in third
on MasterChef Junior.
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- May I have a taste?
- Sure.
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You seem like the kind of guy
who has a mouth.
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- Whoa! Diabetic coma!
- Hm. I better add some sugar
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to make it less sweet.
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And just a touch of treacle
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to remind me of my dear
departed Aunt Juanita.
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- She drowned in treacle.
- You know I'm dying on the floor.
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So, what do you think?
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Mm! It's perfect, Bender.
Totally jacket worthy.
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It's a little sticky.
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It's a lot sticky!
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And there's something hard in it.
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Luckily, I'm an expert
at fixing human beak bones.
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Are you free Friday
for an expensive appointment?
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Let me check. Open calendar!
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Shmeird. There's some old
alert I set up 20 years ago.
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Our babies?!
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- It's time, my love.
- Oh, Kif!
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The hell are you talking about?
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Something to do
with the meatbag life cycle?
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That's right, Bender.
Many years ago,
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I gave birth to a clutch of
tadpoles with Amy by my side.
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I have video of the birth.
Wanna see it?
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No!
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That is the wrong kind of delivery!
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Oh, Nelly! Oh!
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- Life is disgusting.
- No, it was beautiful.
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But I was so not
prepared to be a mother.
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In 20 years, they'll sprout legs
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- and crawl back onto land as children.
- I'll be ready then.
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- Well, Amy, are you ready now?
- Having a family with you
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is the only thing
I want in the whole world.
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- Then can I have your car?
- No!
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Too late. I already crashed it.
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Oh, this is so exciting! The birth
ceremony will begin any minute.
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Thanks for the warning.
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And don't describe it to me!
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- We're here!
- Mom! Dad!
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- Oh, I'm so glad you made it!
- Oh, we wouldn't miss the birth
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of our grandbabies
for a million dollars.
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'Cause we're so rich,
that's like a penny.
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Oh, my. It's the Grand Midwife.
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- I am the Grand Midwife!
- Big fan!
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- I am Kif of the clan Kroker.
- I know. I recognize your head.
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And this is my smizmar, Amy.
We have come to receive our offspring.
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As you transition to parenthood,
I shall be your counsel and guide.
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I do so out of solemn respect
for our traditions
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and not for any optional cash donation
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people sometimes place in that basket.
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- Thank you.
- It's green,
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- and there's a little sign on it.
- Found it!
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Then the Emergence shall now commence!
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Or not. It's unpredictable.
Guess I'll have to wing it.
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Anybody here from out of town?
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O-oh! Here they come.
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Oh my. I'm so anxious,
my camouflage reflex is kicking in.
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No, it's helpful. I wanna look
cute for our hundreds of kids.
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We shall now stand by,
without interfering,
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as we observe the sacred process
known as...
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- the Winnowing.
- What's that mean?
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It means don't start naming them yet.
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Four of them made it!
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Well, three and a half.
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Young creatures of the Black
Lagoon, go now to your parents.
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- Uh, can I help you?
- Over here!
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They're perfect.
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Ew. She's touching them.
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Cherish these children, Kif
and Amy, for they are beautiful.
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- Eh...
- Well, in-in the sense that
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all children are beautiful.
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The transformation is complete!
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We welcome these new beings
of the land.
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They can call me Captain Uncle.
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Uh, I'll go dispose of
this medical waste.
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With a little butter and lemon.
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- Want a picture with the kids?
- No need.
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The way they look
is burned into my mind.
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They're nice, you know?
Just a kinda little...
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- Super gross.
- But, you're finally grandparents.
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That'll be our little secret.
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Oh my.
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Thanks for bringing the kids by
for my lunch break.
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- They're the sweetest thing on the menu.
- Not even close!
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Uh, question. These three
babies are totally different sizes.
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- Question mark.
- Oh, well, they grew at varying rates
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depending on the temperature
of the water they were in.
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Little Newt here was in a cold, deep area.
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- Mama!
- Wrong again.
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Mandy is from
the temperate middle depths.
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- He's shrively!
- You haven't seen the half of it.
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And Axl is from the warm shallows,
just like his old man.
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Do you always
have to talk about me?
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So why does this one
keep calling me Mama?
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- And what's with the big weird eye?
- It's not weird. It looks like yours.
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It's pretty weird.
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- Why would he look like me?
- Don't you remember?
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- Twenty years ago, you impregnated Kif.
- Seriously? Oh, my God.
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I must have been super drunk.
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Leela, you bone brain!
You didn't have sex.
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- Bone.
- Luckily, there's an educational movie
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that explains how
Kif's species reproduces.
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And it's filthy.
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YowzaVision Educational Films
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presents Sex Across The Universe.
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Oh, yeah! Educate me, baby.
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This week, the Amphibiosans.
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For every organism across the universe,
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reproduction is a steamy, erotic process.
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Except the Amphibiosans.
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They just barely touch hands
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while the rest of us are gettin' it on.
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Yowza.
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Eh, that was pretty hot.
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So, you see,
Amy was my smizmar,
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the one whose mere presence
made me receptive to pregnancy.
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- Which makes me their smizmama.
- But it was Lila who contributed the DNA
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when she accidentally touched Kif's hand.
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Are you sure I wasn't drunk?
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I-I mean, I'm drunk now.
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- Mwah!
- Ew! Mom, Dad!
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Leela!
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♪ Will you stay in our lovers' story? ♪
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♪ If you stay, you won't be sorry ♪
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♪ 'Cause we believe in you ♪
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♪ Soon you'll grow, so take a chance ♪
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♪ With a couple of kooks
hung up on romancing ♪
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♪ Will you stay in our lovers' story? ♪
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♪ If you stay, you won't be sorry ♪
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♪ 'Cause we believe in you ♪
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♪ Soon, you'll grow,
so take a chance ♪
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♪ With a couple of kooks ♪
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♪ Hung up on romancing ♪
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Let's reinflate my head and go home.
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Yeah. Maybe they'll conk out
and we'll get a little us time.
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Those little guys are
the best, but they're a lot.
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Well, luckily, there's two of us
to split the work.
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♪ Doop, doo-doo-doop,
doop, doop, doop, doop! ♪
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Captain Brannigan!
At your service, sir.
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With ease, Lieutenant.
I have a bit of news to say at you.
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Is it about the baby gifts you claim
you sent? Because we still haven't...
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I'm afraid there's no time to discuss
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the many presents I bought,
some of which are large.
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Soldier, you are ordered
to report for duty.
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- Is it war?
- I hope so, but we're not sure.
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All we know is that DOOP
has lost radio contact
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with a remote outpost in Ursa Major.
Over and under.
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I'm sorry you'll have
to handle the kids alone.
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I'm not worried.
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I love you!
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Roll call!
"Four eyes."
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"One-eye."
"Crab man."
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"Can man."
"Who cares?"
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Dammit! Where's Amy?
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What do I need, a bigger antler?
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Oh, I'm so, so sorry.
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The babysitter didn't show up.
Ah!
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- Finally. Where are you?
- Sorry, toots.
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I must have the address wrong.
784 West 28th Street?
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Uh-huh.
Weird, th-that's what I got.
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Oh, Earth! Ah!
Coulda swore you said Kepler 10B.
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Guess I'll catch the next
generation ship back to Nutley.
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- Oh...
- Mom, Mom, Mom!
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Can you judge
our whispering contest?
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Okay. You ready?
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I lose!
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Oh, come on! Oh...
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Look at me, chugging
mineral water on a weeknight!
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So wild and free!
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- I miss them so.
- I feel you, soldier.
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And not in a handsy way this time.
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Mm.
Sticky...
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Bring a bowl of these
candies to my quarters
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when you're done crying.
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Thanks for offering
to watch the kids, Leela.
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I need a break so bad.
You have no idea.
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No, it's clear you're a wreck,
and I get it.
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They're a nightmare.
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- A-A sweet, adorable nightmare.
- That's fair. Kids!
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Mommy's gonna go nap-nap.
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Don't be scared of Leela. She's very...
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Yay! Mommy Leela!
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Cowabunga, dude!
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The Clump-O-Honeys you
requested, Capt... Oh jeez.
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- If there's nothing further, I will...
- Oh no, you willn't.
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These delicious Clumps
aren't for eating. Mm!
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Mm...
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They're for manscaping.
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Manscape me, Kif. That's an order.
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Owooga!
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- Ooh!
- Whoa! What's that?
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I never saw one of those before,
and I was born, like, four days ago.
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It's a ship loader.
Any hyperactive kids here
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up for a nice, exhausting
treadmill race?
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Oh wow! Cool! I mean, cool.
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God, I hope this works.
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Approaching the outpost, sir.
Still no response on any frequency.
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My God.
What the hell happened down there?
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It looks like the whole planet
has psoriasis.
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You're looking at the back
of my head, sir.
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Welcome to Exobiology Station 38.
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- Dammit! I'm outta laser!
- Um, hello, sir.
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Is this outpost secure?
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The DOOP hasn't received
any response from you in months.
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Oh, yeah.
Transmitter got ripped up by bears.
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That's what we study here.
Bears. I'm a bear biologist.
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Sounds like a fun job that pays bad.
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I used to be a whale biologist,
but I hate whales.
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Hate them.
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Well, then it's good you found
an animal you like.
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Nope. Still looking.
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This bear species is known as tardigrades.
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It's a fancy word for ugly.
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Oh, shut up, you stupid bear!
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They're also stupid, by the way.
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I discovered that.
Bear biologist.
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I fixed the transmitter.
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Now, may I please head home
to my family?
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Without delay. But first,
candy break?
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Are you bat crackers?
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If they smell human food,
they go bat crackers!
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It seems they recognize
a fellow apex predator.
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Well, four can play at that game.
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Kif! Help!
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Let's go! Faster! Faster!
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Go, horseface, go!
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Neigh!
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Now, buy us ice cream!
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Rum raisin tastes just like caterpillars!
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We love you, Leela.
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Aw, hell no!
You're not the mom of them!
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- What?
- Are you done spoiling my kids rotten
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- so they'll love you more?
- I'm just a beaten-down horse.
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Well, you can trot back
to the barn now!
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Kif's coming home soon,
and you are not their mom!
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- Uh, actually, I sort of am.
- Go on! Git! Hyah!
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Oh God, they're nuzzling me!
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- Hello?
- Please come home, Kiffy!
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The kids like Leela more than me,
and it really hurts.
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I'm the worst mom ever.
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Except for my own mom.
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Stop licking my velour!
It's dry clean only!
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Amy, darling, the children love you.
And I love you.
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And stay away from my scrotums!
258
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You're their mother,
and you always will be.
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Nothing can change that.
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Amy Wong, a challenge has been filed
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- for the motherhood of these children.
- No...
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Amy?
Amy, I'm coming home, I swear.
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I have to leave right now, sir!
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No, Kif!
The DOOP never leaves a man behind!
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Not when I'm the man!
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Alright, bears.
Daddy's coming to tuck you in...
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...to your graves.
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I'll be out here.
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Nobody's taking my babies!
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- They're everything to me!
- I appreciate your emotional
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shouting in my ear hole,
but I must intervene
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whenever parenthood is
called into question.
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- Grand Midwife?
- Oh, drop the surprised act, Leela.
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- How could you do this?
- Do what?
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Suck the jelly out of
the jelly donuts with a straw?
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This jelly hound did not summon me.
The challenge is automatic
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when tests show the smizmar
contributed no DNA.
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The children inherited genes
only from Kif and Leela,
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plus trace DNA from a certain Scruffy.
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Scruffy's stuff gets around.
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Should the challenge indicate
someone else is the mother,
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then that person...
eh, or whatever...
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- shall raise the children.
- But... But...
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You and Kif must be present for
the challenge tomorrow. Good day.
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Yeah, FYI, y-you've got a
little jelly right there.
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Did somebody call an exterminator?
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- It's been a blast.
- Help me, Kif!
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They found the secret candy in my girdle!
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I'm a camouflaged killing machine.
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I'm...
I'm sorry I got so jealous, Leela.
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- I just kinda lost it.
- It's okay. The bond parents feel
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with their kids is intense...
so I hear.
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I'm just
proud I helped you become a mom.
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- I hope it works out for you tomorrow.
- And if it doesn't,
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I'm sure you'll
take good care of them.
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I refuse to die groveling.
But I'm open to sniveling.
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Naked Kif, you saved my life!
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You have my undying loyalty.
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Eat Kif! He's boneless!
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This one's for Axl, Mandy,
and little what's-his-name.
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I am the Grand Midwife
from the other day,
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inquisitor for the challenge of Amy Wong.
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- Amy, where is your smizmale?
- He isn't with me.
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00:21:15,046 --> 00:21:18,924
Oh, the sorrow! Oh, the shame!
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00:21:18,925 --> 00:21:20,384
There he is!
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00:21:22,345 --> 00:21:24,944
Okay, but it doesn't lessen the shame.
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00:21:25,849 --> 00:21:27,725
- Kif!
- Amy!
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00:21:27,726 --> 00:21:29,915
- Daddy!
- Daddy!
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- I don't remember him.
- So, like, did you do war stuff?
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I did what a Daddy had to do.
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Bear number 23 was also stupid,
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fighting for scraps
while I dined on salmon tartare.
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None for you, losers!
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Oh!
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The challenge may play out
over days or weeks
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within the brutal confines
of the Inquisidome.
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Some call it a tiki hut.
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Leela's gonna watch you guys
while we're in there.
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And maybe a little longer.
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But whatever happens,
you're going to be okay.
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You are, too.
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00:22:38,546 --> 00:22:41,131
The challenge is
a challenging challenge,
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dating from when our language
had few words.
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It will incorporate
a battery of genetic tests
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00:22:46,930 --> 00:22:49,932
and a full neuropsychological
obstacle course,
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but it begins with a simple question.
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Amy Wongy
do you or do you not love those children?
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More than I knew I could love anything.
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Which is all that truly matters.
The challenge is over.
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You are their mother
and always will be.
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Oops!
That wasn't supposed to happen.
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Cheap, lousy wall.
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Children! You may now come hug
your mother and father.
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For only a small additional fee.
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You're my favorite mommy.
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Who wants treacle?
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Strong stuff, huh?
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