1 00:00:02,546 --> 00:00:04,922 ♪ What is the fu... What is the fu... ♪ 2 00:00:04,923 --> 00:00:06,757 ♪ What is the future... ♪ 3 00:00:06,758 --> 00:00:09,010 ♪ What is the fu... What is the fu... ♪ 4 00:00:09,011 --> 00:00:10,636 ♪ What is the future? ♪ 5 00:00:10,637 --> 00:00:15,392 ♪ What is the future... ♪ 6 00:00:41,752 --> 00:00:45,116 News! Bad! We're bankrupt. 7 00:00:45,151 --> 00:00:48,883 Oh, I borrowed money to invest in Bitcoin. 8 00:00:48,884 --> 00:00:52,261 Then the price crashed, and I sold at a huge loss. 9 00:00:52,262 --> 00:00:53,721 We're ruined! 10 00:00:53,722 --> 00:00:57,350 Oh, sorry. I didn't realize you were watching TV. 11 00:00:57,351 --> 00:01:00,853 The tragic impact destroyed the planet Klarg, 12 00:01:00,854 --> 00:01:03,773 along with its 50 billion inhabitants. 13 00:01:05,150 --> 00:01:07,651 In other news, Morbo, guess what's back? 14 00:01:07,652 --> 00:01:11,280 - The planet Klarg? - Nope! The price of Bitcoin! 15 00:01:11,281 --> 00:01:14,012 - Uh, wha?! - The virtual "money " 16 00:01:14,013 --> 00:01:18,079 is soaring once again, leading to a high-tech gold rush. 17 00:01:18,080 --> 00:01:20,664 Prospectors are heading west, where cheap, 18 00:01:20,665 --> 00:01:23,459 filthy electricity beckons the desperate. 19 00:01:23,460 --> 00:01:27,880 - This gives me a desperate idea! - Haven't you learned that Bitcoin 20 00:01:27,881 --> 00:01:30,174 is just a pyramid scheme for rubes? 21 00:01:30,175 --> 00:01:34,553 Yes, and my plan is to exploit those rubes! 22 00:01:35,555 --> 00:01:39,517 You see, the new mining chips are made from element 81, 23 00:01:39,518 --> 00:01:42,895 thallium, a rare element found out west. 24 00:01:42,896 --> 00:01:48,067 I plan to actually mine it, then sell it to the Bitcoin "miners." 25 00:01:48,068 --> 00:01:50,903 It's a sure way to repay my loan brokers. 26 00:01:53,448 --> 00:01:58,661 - Yo. We're also leg brokers. - Goodbye, Robot Mafia! 27 00:02:03,458 --> 00:02:07,420 The Bitcoin mines are using such colossal amounts of power 28 00:02:07,421 --> 00:02:09,588 that it's ionizing the atmosphere. 29 00:02:09,589 --> 00:02:12,883 We'll need to land and drive the rest of the way. 30 00:02:12,884 --> 00:02:15,261 I'll set her down on the Donner trail. 31 00:02:19,599 --> 00:02:22,643 It's a good thing we brought the oxen. Usually, we don't. 32 00:02:22,644 --> 00:02:24,270 I've never been out west before, 33 00:02:24,271 --> 00:02:27,356 but I'm learning a lot from these Borax Kid action books. 34 00:02:27,357 --> 00:02:29,025 I'm robbing this vault 35 00:02:29,026 --> 00:02:31,527 and ain't no ionic compound gonna stop me! 36 00:02:31,528 --> 00:02:33,487 Freeze, Maxwell's Demon. 37 00:02:33,488 --> 00:02:36,032 I'd advise you to drop those gold molecules. 38 00:02:36,033 --> 00:02:39,952 The Borax Kid! I'm gonna pump you full of lead. 39 00:02:41,872 --> 00:02:45,082 You know, 'round these parts, folks don't think things. 40 00:02:45,083 --> 00:02:47,126 They reckon them. And instead of an idiot, 41 00:02:47,127 --> 00:02:48,962 I'll be known as a galoot! 42 00:02:49,588 --> 00:02:53,049 - Isn't this scenery spectacular, Dwight? - Uh-huh. 43 00:02:53,050 --> 00:02:55,843 Your mother thought you'd enjoy some fresh air for once. 44 00:02:55,844 --> 00:02:57,720 She sure was wrong. 45 00:02:57,721 --> 00:03:00,473 Well, anyway, I'm really looking forward 46 00:03:00,474 --> 00:03:04,386 - to some quality father-son time. - With who? 47 00:03:09,441 --> 00:03:13,611 Ah, crypto country. There's thallium in them thar hills! 48 00:03:13,612 --> 00:03:20,117 - Priceless, toxic thallium. - Um, is this thallium? 49 00:03:22,162 --> 00:03:27,166 - Oh my, yes! High-grade ore! - Um, Professor? Toxic. 50 00:03:27,167 --> 00:03:29,669 Relax. They're my prospecting teeth. 51 00:03:31,463 --> 00:03:34,340 Oh, quit your chattering. We're almost there. 52 00:03:37,260 --> 00:03:39,845 Welcome to Doge City! 53 00:03:39,846 --> 00:03:43,391 Looks like you got seven hornswogglers and a galoot! 54 00:03:45,769 --> 00:03:47,603 Woo-hoo! We made it! 55 00:03:47,604 --> 00:03:49,939 It's pretty lawless out here in crypto country, 56 00:03:49,940 --> 00:03:51,649 so put on your protective headgear. 57 00:03:56,196 --> 00:03:57,238 Hiya! 58 00:04:11,211 --> 00:04:13,191 Kind of old-fashioned for a town 59 00:04:13,192 --> 00:04:17,550 - built on high-speed computation. - Well, every watt of electricity 60 00:04:17,551 --> 00:04:20,177 goes to the Bitcoin mining computers. 61 00:04:20,178 --> 00:04:22,951 For everyone else, it's practically like living 62 00:04:22,952 --> 00:04:26,559 - in the Old West. - Old West. Got it. 63 00:04:26,560 --> 00:04:29,437 Until we stake our claim and strike it rich, 64 00:04:29,438 --> 00:04:31,397 keep in mind, we're bankrupt. 65 00:04:31,398 --> 00:04:35,067 So we'll all need to do Old West stuff to get by. 66 00:04:35,068 --> 00:04:37,028 Old West. Got it. 67 00:04:47,706 --> 00:04:49,832 Welcome, friends. What'll you have? 68 00:04:49,833 --> 00:04:52,543 Your freest beverage. We're very poor. 69 00:04:52,544 --> 00:04:56,381 Gotcha. I'll just mix all the unfinished drinks together and start a tab. 70 00:04:57,132 --> 00:04:59,800 - She seems nice. - At times, yes. 71 00:04:59,801 --> 00:05:02,804 Though her mood fluctuates like the price of Bitcoin. 72 00:05:04,806 --> 00:05:07,350 And don't come back till you settle your tab! 73 00:05:07,351 --> 00:05:10,061 Though, I do regret hurting you. I tell you what. 74 00:05:10,062 --> 00:05:12,480 Go see the girls in the back room. It's on me. 75 00:05:12,481 --> 00:05:13,981 - Girls? - Yep. 76 00:05:13,982 --> 00:05:16,859 Delilah runs a house of ill repute in back. 77 00:05:16,860 --> 00:05:20,321 - "Ill"? You mean a hospital? - I mean a cathouse. 78 00:05:20,322 --> 00:05:22,490 - A pet store? - A brothel. 79 00:05:22,491 --> 00:05:26,285 - A soup kitchen?! - Yeah. A soup kitchen. 80 00:05:32,417 --> 00:05:34,418 Whoa! Who's that? 81 00:05:34,419 --> 00:05:37,422 A psychotic killer, that's who! Get down! 82 00:05:37,964 --> 00:05:40,174 Hey, Roberto! What's with the piece? 83 00:05:40,175 --> 00:05:41,884 I thought you were more of a knife guy. 84 00:05:41,885 --> 00:05:44,470 Out here in the West, I need something shootier. 85 00:05:44,471 --> 00:05:47,765 Like this gun-knife I invented-stole! 86 00:05:47,766 --> 00:05:52,728 - Where's that beer I ordered-didn't order?! - You didn't order a... 87 00:05:52,729 --> 00:05:56,107 Say, you're new in town and low on cash. 88 00:05:56,108 --> 00:05:59,443 You interested in a job as a barmaid and/or a prostitute? 89 00:05:59,444 --> 00:06:03,364 Um, I'm not sure Leela has the skills to be a barmaid. 90 00:06:03,365 --> 00:06:05,169 Gimme the tray! 91 00:06:07,202 --> 00:06:09,870 Alright, up next, our final item. 92 00:06:09,871 --> 00:06:12,206 This burro is in near-mint condition. 93 00:06:12,207 --> 00:06:15,626 Perfect for hauling Bitcoin, light housework, or just abusing. 94 00:06:15,627 --> 00:06:17,258 Bidders? Bidders? Do I have any bidders? 95 00:06:17,293 --> 00:06:19,463 Twelve-millionths of a Bitcoin! 96 00:06:19,464 --> 00:06:22,049 Twelve micro-Bitcoin. Do I hear 13? Thirteen, 13? 97 00:06:22,050 --> 00:06:23,467 Not from me, you don't! 98 00:06:23,468 --> 00:06:26,470 Fifteen! I always wanted to own a racehorse. 99 00:06:26,471 --> 00:06:30,516 - That's a donkey, Bender. - Donkeys are just ugly horses, Amy. 100 00:06:30,517 --> 00:06:32,727 Sold to the zoologist over there! 101 00:06:32,728 --> 00:06:37,481 - Oh! I'm gonna call him Rusty. - Good 'cause that's his name! 102 00:06:41,528 --> 00:06:44,363 Ah! This looks like a good place to make camp. 103 00:06:44,364 --> 00:06:47,158 Doesn't it look like a good place to make camp? 104 00:06:47,159 --> 00:06:49,952 It looks stupid. This whole trip is stupid. 105 00:06:49,953 --> 00:06:51,203 You're stupid, Pops! 106 00:06:51,204 --> 00:06:54,623 I appreciate your constructive criticism, son. 107 00:06:54,624 --> 00:06:56,584 I wish Roberto were my dad. 108 00:06:56,585 --> 00:06:59,670 He's cooler than a green snake smoking a sugar cane vape. 109 00:06:59,671 --> 00:07:02,381 No self-respecting green snake would do that! 110 00:07:09,014 --> 00:07:12,016 Kind sir, could you assay this nugget? 111 00:07:12,017 --> 00:07:15,978 By my tooth test, I estimate it's 0.3% thallium. 112 00:07:15,979 --> 00:07:19,940 Tooth test? Balderweeds. 113 00:07:19,941 --> 00:07:22,652 Let's see what my metallurgical analyzer says. 114 00:07:25,655 --> 00:07:27,698 0.3% thallium. 115 00:07:27,699 --> 00:07:31,911 Hoo-hoo, boy! I'll give you 100 micro-Bitcoin for it. 116 00:07:31,912 --> 00:07:35,289 But we need a million times that amount or we're gonna get clamped! 117 00:07:35,290 --> 00:07:38,250 Robot Mafia, huh? Eh. 118 00:07:38,251 --> 00:07:41,629 Well, maybe there's some thallium in that there chassis of yours. 119 00:07:43,340 --> 00:07:45,592 Assay my shiny metal ass! 120 00:07:48,595 --> 00:07:52,390 0.0000... 121 00:07:52,391 --> 00:07:54,517 Tain't even worth melting down. 122 00:07:54,518 --> 00:07:57,269 Well then, perhaps my ass might be of value to you 123 00:07:57,270 --> 00:08:01,440 - in some other way? - Eh, it might make a good frying pan, 124 00:08:01,441 --> 00:08:04,068 but fried food makes me cackle. 125 00:08:04,069 --> 00:08:05,904 We'll just sell you the nugget. 126 00:08:08,073 --> 00:08:12,076 May I ask who turns the thallium into microchips? 127 00:08:12,077 --> 00:08:14,078 I'm an all-in-one operation. 128 00:08:14,079 --> 00:08:17,164 My motto is, "He who smelts it, dealts it!" 129 00:08:24,464 --> 00:08:27,383 Pop one of those in a high-end server, and blam! 130 00:08:27,384 --> 00:08:29,885 You're mining crypto. 131 00:08:29,886 --> 00:08:32,888 Ooh, lookie there! Found another Bitcoin! 132 00:08:32,889 --> 00:08:36,767 Aw, dog dumplings. It's just a danged Ethereum. 133 00:08:40,731 --> 00:08:44,275 Hello, I'm Zoidberg. Like you, I'm a doctor. 134 00:08:44,276 --> 00:08:47,028 So, uh, what's your survival rate? 135 00:08:47,029 --> 00:08:49,321 Pretty high. I'm a psychiatrist. 136 00:08:49,322 --> 00:08:52,033 Got a patient coming 'round for anger management about now. 137 00:08:53,035 --> 00:08:56,620 Hiya, Doc. Boy, it's been a stressful week. 138 00:08:56,621 --> 00:09:00,791 - What's with the jumbo prawn? - A colleague. Mind if he sits in? 139 00:09:00,792 --> 00:09:05,588 Yes, I do mind! I value doctor-patient confidentiality! 140 00:09:07,424 --> 00:09:09,342 - Patang! - Ah! 141 00:09:20,687 --> 00:09:23,077 - So, how's business? - Disappointing. 142 00:09:23,112 --> 00:09:27,193 I only got 30 cents in tips and one request to visit the back room. 143 00:09:27,194 --> 00:09:30,279 I mean, I wouldn't go, but it's nice to be asked. 144 00:09:30,280 --> 00:09:32,948 Can you think of anything I can do to look sluttier? 145 00:09:32,949 --> 00:09:34,950 Nope. 146 00:09:34,951 --> 00:09:38,537 Look! The Borax Kid! And his sidekick Mumbles! 147 00:09:38,538 --> 00:09:41,540 You know he's not actually a hero like in his books, right? 148 00:09:41,541 --> 00:09:44,502 He's a poker cheat and a low-down base mineral. 149 00:09:44,503 --> 00:09:47,338 Wow. The Borax Kid. 150 00:09:47,339 --> 00:09:49,215 Excuse me, Mr. Kid. 151 00:09:49,216 --> 00:09:52,802 My name is Fry, and I'm a big fan of your young adult adventures. 152 00:09:52,803 --> 00:09:55,096 Oh, really? Uh, do you play poker? 153 00:09:55,097 --> 00:09:57,515 Yeah, but I was warned not to play poker with you. 154 00:09:57,516 --> 00:09:59,767 Well, then how about a hand of Colorado Chump? 155 00:09:59,768 --> 00:10:01,269 As long as it's not poker. 156 00:10:03,647 --> 00:10:05,064 So what are you doing here? 157 00:10:05,065 --> 00:10:09,319 - Fighting evil or just helping townspeople? - Not much money in helping folks. 158 00:10:10,028 --> 00:10:12,196 Double chump. You lose. 159 00:10:12,197 --> 00:10:14,990 I heard the Borax Kid's in town. 160 00:10:14,991 --> 00:10:16,742 Come on out here, Kid! 161 00:10:16,743 --> 00:10:19,036 Mumbles, go see what all that fuss is about. 162 00:10:19,037 --> 00:10:21,455 And wear my signature hat. 163 00:10:24,876 --> 00:10:26,378 Pa-pow-pow! 164 00:10:30,674 --> 00:10:32,466 Mumbles is dead! 165 00:10:34,219 --> 00:10:37,555 Don't argue with me, Mumbles. I'm the town doctor. 166 00:10:37,556 --> 00:10:41,225 Well, shucks. My sidekicks seem to be dying right regular. 167 00:10:41,226 --> 00:10:44,645 And in gruesome fashion. Care to be my new sidekick? 168 00:10:44,646 --> 00:10:47,398 Really? Do I get to die in your next book? 169 00:10:47,399 --> 00:10:50,858 - Page three. - Then you got yourself a galoot. 170 00:10:54,865 --> 00:10:59,368 - Nice camp. Is this my tent? - No. You only come in to tidy up. 171 00:10:59,369 --> 00:11:02,705 There's just enough room for me and my private library there. 172 00:11:02,706 --> 00:11:04,373 Can I sleep in the library? 173 00:11:04,374 --> 00:11:07,252 I'd like to say yes, but then it wouldn't be private. 174 00:11:10,839 --> 00:11:14,759 This place has too much outdoors! It's all bugs and no Wi-Fi. 175 00:11:14,760 --> 00:11:16,886 Don't get your dreads in a knot, son. 176 00:11:16,887 --> 00:11:18,367 Any more than they're supposed to be. 177 00:11:18,391 --> 00:11:24,203 - How about a father-son limbo break? - I hate limbo, Dad! Limbo is stupid. 178 00:11:24,311 --> 00:11:27,688 Limbo stupid? Where did I go wrong? 179 00:11:27,689 --> 00:11:29,815 Probably when you took up limbo. 180 00:11:29,816 --> 00:11:32,318 From what I'm hearing, it's stupid. 181 00:11:32,319 --> 00:11:35,696 Bender! Where are the shovels I asked you to pack? 182 00:11:35,697 --> 00:11:37,198 Oh, you said shovels? 183 00:11:37,199 --> 00:11:39,450 I thought you said take a break and do nothing. 184 00:11:39,451 --> 00:11:42,161 Hm. Then we'll just have to find thallium 185 00:11:42,162 --> 00:11:46,875 - the old-fashioned way. By panning. - Panning? With what? 186 00:11:50,337 --> 00:11:53,255 Sometimes, I think a detachable ass 187 00:11:53,256 --> 00:11:56,467 is more a curse than a blessing. Come on, Rusty. 188 00:12:01,723 --> 00:12:03,724 ♪ We're just a guy with no ass ♪ 189 00:12:03,725 --> 00:12:06,018 ♪ And his ass ♪ 190 00:12:06,019 --> 00:12:09,939 ♪ Assin' it up under an asinine sky ♪ 191 00:12:09,940 --> 00:12:13,901 ♪ Assin' to the tumbleweeds as we ass by ♪ 192 00:12:13,902 --> 00:12:16,028 ♪ Yodeling a cowboy tune ♪ 193 00:12:16,029 --> 00:12:17,363 ♪ But, not yet! ♪ 194 00:12:17,364 --> 00:12:21,117 ♪ People sass me on my ass as we pass ♪ 195 00:12:21,118 --> 00:12:25,037 ♪ They say, wouldn't it be better if my ass rode me? ♪ 196 00:12:25,038 --> 00:12:27,331 ♪ They tell me I outweigh my ass ♪ 197 00:12:27,332 --> 00:12:29,250 ♪ By a factor of three ♪ 198 00:12:29,251 --> 00:12:31,544 ♪ So, I punch 'em and I kick their ♪ 199 00:12:31,545 --> 00:12:34,088 ♪ Yodel-odel-ay-hee-hoo ♪ 200 00:12:37,551 --> 00:12:39,927 ♪ Ass, butt, rear-end, ass ♪ 201 00:12:39,928 --> 00:12:41,470 ♪ Yodel-ay hee hoo... ♪ 202 00:12:43,056 --> 00:12:45,558 What the...? Rusty! No! 203 00:12:47,811 --> 00:12:51,313 Oh, why didn't I listen to my own song?! 204 00:12:56,737 --> 00:13:00,489 Get yourself tuned or get outta town, you overgrowed teletype machine. 205 00:13:02,325 --> 00:13:04,410 Eh, shut your cackling trap! 206 00:13:05,996 --> 00:13:07,496 Cram that racket! 207 00:13:07,497 --> 00:13:11,054 This is a nice, quiet saloon with attached bordello. 208 00:13:12,002 --> 00:13:14,462 You handle the menfolk pretty well. 209 00:13:14,463 --> 00:13:18,174 But mess with my customers again, and I'll kill you in your sleep! 210 00:13:18,175 --> 00:13:22,136 - Lovin' the boots. - Um, have you considered seeing someone 211 00:13:22,137 --> 00:13:24,513 - about your mood swings? - No! 212 00:13:24,514 --> 00:13:26,484 But it is a good idea. 213 00:13:30,020 --> 00:13:33,898 Mr. Roberto? Folks call me Amarillo Dwight. 214 00:13:33,899 --> 00:13:36,901 On account of I wrote a geography report on it. 215 00:13:36,902 --> 00:13:38,527 Done got me a "A." 216 00:13:38,528 --> 00:13:41,781 How's about you and me team up and rob stuff? 217 00:13:41,782 --> 00:13:44,116 - What are you, like, 11? - Twelve. 218 00:13:44,117 --> 00:13:47,119 Close enough. I need a kid for a job I'm planning. 219 00:13:47,120 --> 00:13:48,621 See that stagecoach? 220 00:13:49,706 --> 00:13:52,479 It's taking a USB stick with a company's weekly haul 221 00:13:52,480 --> 00:13:55,961 of Bitcoin credentials to a bank in San Francisc-y. 222 00:13:55,962 --> 00:13:59,298 Only, they ain't never gonna reach San Francisc-y. 223 00:13:59,299 --> 00:14:02,218 Why not? They using Apple Maps? 224 00:14:06,223 --> 00:14:08,849 Not one patient. 225 00:14:08,850 --> 00:14:12,270 Not even a case of splinters to treat with my bone saw. 226 00:14:14,773 --> 00:14:17,775 Thanks, robot, but I couldn't eat a thing right now. 227 00:14:20,070 --> 00:14:22,446 Can you save him, Doc? 228 00:14:22,447 --> 00:14:25,575 If it's something that can be cured by a bone saw! 229 00:14:27,703 --> 00:14:31,497 I'll need anesthetic! Get me a bottle of animal whiskey! 230 00:14:31,498 --> 00:14:32,870 Ha-ha! 231 00:14:33,125 --> 00:14:37,003 They see a cute kid lying in the road, stagecoach gotta stop. 232 00:14:37,004 --> 00:14:40,007 Then I jump out and stab 'em! Bang! 233 00:14:40,008 --> 00:14:44,885 But, won't that be, like, murder? 'Cause colleges look at stuff like that. 234 00:14:44,886 --> 00:14:46,887 Here they come! Shut up and look cute. 235 00:14:55,981 --> 00:14:57,982 Guess you ain't as cute as I thought. 236 00:15:06,241 --> 00:15:08,743 The West can be dangerous at night, Leela, 237 00:15:08,744 --> 00:15:10,661 so thanks for walking me home. 238 00:15:13,206 --> 00:15:16,771 - Don't worry. The Kid will save us, right? - Right. 239 00:15:18,545 --> 00:15:20,046 Better back off, puma. 240 00:15:20,047 --> 00:15:24,842 - I think it's actually a cougar. - Puma, cougar, whatever! Get him, Kid! 241 00:15:24,843 --> 00:15:27,483 Or a mountain lion. You know, they're really all the same animal. 242 00:15:34,353 --> 00:15:38,647 It seems I bravely shot that catamount just in time after Fry missed. 243 00:15:38,648 --> 00:15:41,400 Thanks, Kid. Maybe I was wrong about you. 244 00:15:41,401 --> 00:15:44,528 Beautiful ladies are wrong about lots of things. 245 00:15:46,448 --> 00:15:49,575 Ah, it's nice to see you two getting along so intimately. 246 00:15:51,328 --> 00:15:54,872 It's hopeless! There's barely any thallium! 247 00:15:54,873 --> 00:15:59,502 - Just worthless gold. - Well, Rusty's good as new! 248 00:15:59,503 --> 00:16:04,131 I performed surgery on Bender's ass! Zoidberg is the hero! 249 00:16:05,175 --> 00:16:07,510 No! Bender's ass is! 250 00:16:09,262 --> 00:16:10,596 I mean his butt ass. 251 00:16:13,850 --> 00:16:17,436 It's so beautiful. Hey, what's that big rock on it? 252 00:16:17,437 --> 00:16:20,731 It's enough thallium to pay off all our debts! 253 00:16:20,732 --> 00:16:24,256 - Eh, well, mine, anyway. - Only the assay shop's 254 00:16:24,257 --> 00:16:27,279 closed for the night, and it's getting dark. 255 00:16:27,280 --> 00:16:29,490 We'll have to take turns guarding the nugget 256 00:16:29,491 --> 00:16:31,409 with our lives until morning. 257 00:16:31,410 --> 00:16:35,205 I'd take a shift myself, but I am already in my pajamas. 258 00:16:40,961 --> 00:16:44,547 I steal it. I steal it not. I steal it... 259 00:16:45,549 --> 00:16:46,924 Gimme the nugget! 260 00:16:46,925 --> 00:16:49,802 And the daisy, too. I gotta know how it comes out! 261 00:16:55,976 --> 00:16:57,643 Ah, nature. 262 00:16:57,644 --> 00:17:01,564 I hate it. Let's sell that thallium nugget and hit the trail. 263 00:17:01,565 --> 00:17:05,484 Oh, no. The nugget is gone! And so is Bender. 264 00:17:05,485 --> 00:17:07,570 Eh, wha? 265 00:17:07,571 --> 00:17:12,199 Oh, my gosh! Rusty! Bray us what happened! 266 00:17:15,412 --> 00:17:19,415 - Come on! He's picked up Bender's scent! - His what now? 267 00:17:31,428 --> 00:17:33,847 Back room don't open till church lets out. 268 00:17:35,474 --> 00:17:40,186 - It's empty! - This is the worst brothel I've ever seen. 269 00:17:45,484 --> 00:17:50,404 It's an immense Bitcoin mine! Or an even worse brothel. 270 00:17:50,405 --> 00:17:53,407 These aren't servers. They're robot heads! 271 00:17:53,408 --> 00:17:55,993 Someone's using them to mine Bitcoin! 272 00:17:55,994 --> 00:17:57,599 That's actually a pretty reasonable 273 00:17:57,600 --> 00:18:01,082 - use case for robot heads. But... - Hey! It's a guy I know. 274 00:18:02,167 --> 00:18:03,667 Are you okay, Bender? 275 00:18:03,668 --> 00:18:06,671 No, I'm not okay! That's a stupid question! 276 00:18:06,672 --> 00:18:10,883 I was peacefully stealing your thallium, when, suddenly... Ha-ha! 277 00:18:10,884 --> 00:18:13,594 I was kidnapped by our friend from the saloon. 278 00:18:13,595 --> 00:18:16,514 I'm not your friend. 279 00:18:18,684 --> 00:18:21,138 Though, I do like you a lot. 280 00:18:25,107 --> 00:18:27,525 Didn't you ever wonder who was gettin' rich 281 00:18:27,526 --> 00:18:29,777 off all this Bitcoin nonsense? 282 00:18:29,778 --> 00:18:32,488 - Never! - Computer servers are expensive, 283 00:18:32,489 --> 00:18:35,282 but robot heads are cheap. Heck, free. 284 00:18:35,283 --> 00:18:38,494 Mining Bitcoin with kidnapped robot heads? 285 00:18:38,495 --> 00:18:41,636 - It's pure evil! - Hardly. 286 00:18:41,671 --> 00:18:44,583 I donate all the proceeds to a local orphanage. 287 00:18:44,584 --> 00:18:46,168 Aw... 288 00:18:46,169 --> 00:18:49,797 But I can't let you tell anyone about my generous scheme, 289 00:18:49,798 --> 00:18:51,298 so I'll have to seal you 290 00:18:51,299 --> 00:18:53,843 in this comfortably air-conditioned warehouse. 291 00:18:53,844 --> 00:18:55,803 Forever! 292 00:18:55,804 --> 00:18:57,555 But I'll drop by every day with snacks. 293 00:18:57,556 --> 00:18:59,725 - Aw... - Snacks are good. 294 00:19:11,319 --> 00:19:12,320 Huh. 295 00:19:13,989 --> 00:19:17,658 Crypto mining was total hell. Any number you can think of, 296 00:19:17,659 --> 00:19:20,202 there's a number bigger than that! 297 00:19:20,203 --> 00:19:24,123 - So how do we get out of here? - Easy. We'll burrow out! 298 00:19:26,376 --> 00:19:27,961 Burrow! Burrow! 299 00:19:30,213 --> 00:19:31,589 I deserved that. 300 00:19:34,176 --> 00:19:36,427 This tie pin? Why, it was a gift 301 00:19:36,428 --> 00:19:38,971 from my good friend Diamond Jim Diamond. 302 00:19:38,972 --> 00:19:42,016 That guy who's just a big diamond? You know him? 303 00:19:42,017 --> 00:19:44,185 Step away from Leela, Kid. 304 00:19:45,187 --> 00:19:49,357 The jig is up! I found your collection of Buffalo Bill Cobalt novels. 305 00:19:49,358 --> 00:19:52,276 You just copied those and replaced his name with yours! 306 00:19:52,277 --> 00:19:53,694 - What?! - Well, now, 307 00:19:53,695 --> 00:19:55,279 there's nothing illegal about that. 308 00:19:55,280 --> 00:19:57,698 Those old stories are public domain. 309 00:19:57,699 --> 00:20:00,868 I change up a few words and claim the copyright for myself. 310 00:20:00,869 --> 00:20:03,996 - Ya ever heard of Cinderella? - That is so evil! 311 00:20:03,997 --> 00:20:06,207 I'm calling you out, Kid. 312 00:20:13,131 --> 00:20:16,634 I told you, stop that racket! 313 00:20:16,635 --> 00:20:21,222 - Not till you stop that damn cackling! - Then I'm callin' you out. 314 00:20:34,319 --> 00:20:38,030 Delilah, you head-napper! I'm calling you out! 315 00:20:38,031 --> 00:20:40,199 You're on. 316 00:20:46,581 --> 00:20:48,750 Look out, Fry! He's got the ace of spades! 317 00:20:51,086 --> 00:20:53,588 That, sir, was my cheatin' hand. 318 00:21:10,605 --> 00:21:14,157 - Pops! Get outta there! - I'm too scared! 319 00:21:14,192 --> 00:21:16,193 There's bullets in every dimension! 320 00:21:17,279 --> 00:21:19,238 Hang on! I'm limboing in! 321 00:21:19,239 --> 00:21:21,283 You. Play something Jamaican. 322 00:21:43,263 --> 00:21:48,309 - Your spine! It's magnificent! - I take after my dad. 323 00:21:48,310 --> 00:21:50,394 Also, I got run over. Now, follow me! 324 00:22:02,032 --> 00:22:04,742 This gun violence has to end! 325 00:22:04,743 --> 00:22:07,286 Can't we all just agree to use knives? 326 00:22:07,287 --> 00:22:08,537 Ha-ha! 327 00:22:08,538 --> 00:22:10,540 Well, shucks. 328 00:22:14,586 --> 00:22:17,421 - Ow! - Oops. Sorry, Leela. 329 00:22:17,422 --> 00:22:20,800 Ma'am, I'd be right honored to disinfect your wound 330 00:22:20,801 --> 00:22:23,220 with the kiss of borax. 331 00:22:24,262 --> 00:22:27,056 May I escort you to the brothel, so as you can lie down? 332 00:22:27,057 --> 00:22:30,267 I've never been so offended yet slightly flattered! 333 00:22:30,268 --> 00:22:35,330 Then, I reckon I'll be moseying off to plagiarize another adventure. Ma'am. 334 00:22:37,943 --> 00:22:41,112 Perhaps I could disinfect your wound. 335 00:22:41,113 --> 00:22:45,266 I'd like that. Care to escort me to the brothel? 336 00:22:46,368 --> 00:22:50,913 It seems, Miss Delilah, you've taken a shot to the bustle. 337 00:22:50,914 --> 00:22:54,542 Fortunately, it bounced off your damned thallium nugget. 338 00:22:54,543 --> 00:22:56,544 Here. It's rightfully yours. 339 00:22:56,545 --> 00:22:57,963 Oh! 340 00:22:58,463 --> 00:23:02,174 Well, I'd better go exchange this for Bitcoin, so I can... 341 00:23:02,175 --> 00:23:04,093 Pay back the Robot Mafia?! 342 00:23:04,094 --> 00:23:08,611 Exactly. I'll be back in a moment. 343 00:23:10,392 --> 00:23:11,684 And in the meantime, 344 00:23:11,685 --> 00:23:14,687 how would you gents fancy a visit to the back room? 345 00:23:14,688 --> 00:23:17,314 That sounds like something we would enjoy. 346 00:23:19,401 --> 00:23:21,027 I love you, Pops. 347 00:23:21,028 --> 00:23:25,948 - And limbo is not entirely stupid. - Oh, son. Neither are you. 348 00:23:30,162 --> 00:23:31,954 If we ever get outta here, 349 00:23:31,955 --> 00:23:35,499 I'm gonna give this brothel a really bad Yelp review. 350 00:23:38,545 --> 00:23:41,548 sync & correction by f1nc0 -- Addic7ed.com --