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(mysterious music playing)
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{\an8}(theme song playing)
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{\an8}♪ ♪
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- (whooshing, pop)
- (grunts)
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- (whooshing, pop)
- (grunts)
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- (whooshing, pop)
- (Leela screaming)
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- (dogs barking)
- (Nibbler grunting, panting)
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- (sniffing)
- Is your dog friendly
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- or just ugly?
- Very friendly!
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- (Nibbler growls)
- (dog yelps)
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- But, he's not a dog.
- (slurps)
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I am gonna sue you
for every last-- Ah!
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(slurping)
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(muffled) Pursuant to--
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(slurping)
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Good dog.
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♪ ♪
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Tonight's winning number
was approximately six.
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(Nibbler babbling)
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(panting, grunting)
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(loud blast)
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Don't most pets eat at home
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and poop outside,
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like college students?
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{\an8}Nibbler prefers his litter box.
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{\an8}It contains precious sand
with essential minerals
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{\an8}from his home world.
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{\an8}- (sparkling)
- Plus, it's got nose-numbing crystals.
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{\an8}So, that's why you
never clean it!
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{\an8}Uh, right.
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{\an8}and speaking of changing
the subject,
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{\an8}who wants to see
the new alien language movie
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{\an8}by Bax Glygglif?
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{\an8}I heard it's brilliant!
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{\an8}Ah, sorry.
I don't do subtitles.
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{\an8}When I go to the movies,
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{\an8}I don't wanna have to
look up from my phone.
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{\an8}I'd like to see the film, Leela.
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{\an8}Nibbler! You can talk!
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{\an8}You always forget I can talk.
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{\an8}Nibbler! You can talk!
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(dramatic music playing)
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(rumbling)
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(alien screeching)
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(audience crying)
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(alien screeching)
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(audience laughing)
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{\an8}What a romantic movie!
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{\an8}My heart just melted
when Dupdup said...
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{\an8}(both screech)
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{\an8}(both laughing)
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Although I wasn't crazy
about that big floating head.
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It was the best thing
in the movie!
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No, no. The one in front of me,
blocking my view.
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(slurps)
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♪ ♪
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(beeping)
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What's a 2x3x5 letter name
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for a 3x23x29 number name
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for a movie featuring
a 1x4x9 object?
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Easy.
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2001: A Space Odyssey.
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Aha!
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{\an8}(game beeping)
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(whirring)
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Nibbler, you really are my BFF.
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- My best furry friend.
- (grunting)
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- (stomach rumbling)
- Too corny?
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(grunting, retchs)
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Merely a hairball.
I'm perfectly--
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(retching, groaning)
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(thud)
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Uh, let's get that looked at.
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{\an8}♪ ♪
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(grunting)
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Well, he seems to have
eaten this endoscope.
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But also, he's got worms.
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Worms? That's all?
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No. That's not all.
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Let me finish speaking for once.
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The worms are
attacking his brain.
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Without treatment,
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he'll be left with
the IQ of a terrier.
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A Boston terrier.
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- No!
- Mon Dieu!
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Fortunately, there's a cure.
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What is it-- Sorry.
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Ivermectin.
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It's a powerful dewormer, okay?
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Now, if you're done
interrupting,
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we're finished.
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- Thank you--
- I! Wasn't! Finished!
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♪
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Just one pill every
three hours.
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Come on. Open wide.
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(stubborn growling)
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He won't listen.
His brain's going.
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My mom always hid my medicine
in something yummy.
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- Like paste.
- That's sad and dumb.
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How about cheese?
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Yes! Cheese!
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Maybe Gouda. Or a nice brie!
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(excited growling)
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(chomps, happy humming)
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♪
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How's that medicine working?
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You up for a game of
Quantum Wordle?
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Um, how about something
more deterministic,
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like tic-tac-toe?
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- Tic-tac-toe?
- FRY: Ooh!
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I love that game!
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You know, there's a
trick to winning.
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(whispers) Always be X.
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Would you like to play?
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Sure! I'll be O.
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You need more medicine, Nibbler.
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Want some Manchego?
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Make it American.
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In individual plastic-wrapped
slices.
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- (dramatic sting)
- No!
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Leela, what's happening to me?
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I've been taking all my pills
like a good boy, yet still, I...
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I feel my smartness
slipping away.
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I don't know, little Fuzzler.
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(melodramatic music playing)
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(sniffling)
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Sad news, everyone.
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Oh good, you're already crying.
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Nibbler's medicine is killing
the worms in his body,
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but they've also infested
the litter box itself.
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They reinfect him every
time he uses it.
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- Then throw out the litter.
- No!
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He needs it to live!
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It's from his ancestral
pooping grounds.
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Isn't there some other way?
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Only one.
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But, fortunately,
it's dead simple.
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You must shrink down
and battle the worms...
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face-to-face!
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Really? That sounds gross.
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Oh my, yes.
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And dangerous.
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Oh my, yes!
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At least it's dead simple.
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That's where you're wrong!
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- (dramatic sting)
- Remember my enlarging ray?
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CREW: No.
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By reversing the lens,
it becomes an all-new kind of ray
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that keeps things the same size.
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Then, with just a few
minor adjustments...
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- (beeping)
- Voilà!
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Shrinking ray!
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(ray blasts, ship whirring)
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(growling)
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Once you're in,
you'll kill the worms
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with high-powered rifles
loaded with deadly rounds
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of liquid ivermectin.
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And you'll travel
in this toy tank
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I enlarged with my
enlarging ray.
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- (impressed murmuring)
- BENDER: Neat.
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- And this track?
- Track?
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Oh, right!
It came with the set.
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Everybody in.
Enjoy the carnage!
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(Fry and Leela grunting)
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(cover creaks, slams)
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Amy, shove it!
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No! You shove it!
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Oh. You mean this thing.
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(grunting)
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(adventurous music playing)
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(all yelling)
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(ray blasting)
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(whirring)
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Whoopsie-doops!
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(blasting, whirring)
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(gasps) My Manwich!
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(crew yelling)
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(whirring)
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Go, baby, go!
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(crew yelling)
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(beep)
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(fire whooshing)
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(yelling)
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(dramatic crescendo)
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(quiet thud)
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(on radio) Whatever you do,
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don't leave the tank.
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It's your only protection
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against the brutal
desert conditions.
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- (sand shifting)
- (crew screaming)
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And no screaming!
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(tense music playing)
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(wind blowing)
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(all coughing, spitting)
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(squeaking)
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(clang)
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(wind blowing)
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Poor Nibbler is counting on us
to find those worms,
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no matter how grueling the hunt.
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Then, we'll need
litter box food.
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Maybe we can eat those
weird pygmy hyena moles.
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- (chomp)
- Ow!
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(cackling)
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(mystical music playing)
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Orange sparklies?
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Zoidberg's going to
bedazzle his lungs!
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(inhales)
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(dramatic crescendo)
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(psychedelic music playing)
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(echoing)
Zoidberg? Are you okay?
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- They're coming, why not.
- Who's coming?
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I don't know.
Maybe those guys?
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(tense music playing)
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(rumbling)
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(scuttling)
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♪
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(all groaning)
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Stop, or we'll shoot!
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Ugh! Blech! They're attacking!
Prepare to fire!
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- (guns cocking)
- FRY: Hang on a sec!
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- I'm taking a whiz.
- (urinating)
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At least one of
you has manners.
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I thank you for your
gift of moisture.
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No problem!
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We've come in search
of parasitic worms,
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so we can slaughter them violently.
Are you them?
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Alas, no.
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The sandworms are
our enemies, too.
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We are beetles.
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Ah, of course. Dung beetles.
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It is pronounced Doong.
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The G is almost silent.
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Welcome to the world of Doon...
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g.
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The ancient prophecy
speaks of a messiah.
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Could he be the Kwiznos
Cadillach?
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(dramatic music playing)
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Nope.
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The sun grows hot,
and my deodorant grows weak.
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Please, join us in
the Hall of Doon...g.
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I'm gonna try those
big meatballs.
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(tense music playing)
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Can I offer anyone some spit?
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We have flat and sparkling.
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I will have two of each.
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(spitting)
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The sandworms you seek
roam the desert,
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devouring all in their path.
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Behold! A map of the universe.
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(snickering)
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The worms congregate here,
by the great sphere.
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But your journey will
be treacherous,
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- for virtually all paths end in death.
- (beeping)
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Then let's just take
the shortest one.
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To help you navigate safely,
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I must use the glitter chamber,
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which allows me to see
all realities at once.
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I won't lie, it's pretty cool.
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That's what Zoidberg snorted.
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Does that make me cool?
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Absolutely not!
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Only shamans may use
the sacred chamber.
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For anyone else,
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00:10:22,411 --> 00:10:25,206
it could induce a medical-grade
freakout!
265
00:10:25,498 --> 00:10:26,582
Like Narlo here.
266
00:10:27,792 --> 00:10:30,878
Dude, I feel like
I'm spinning...
267
00:10:32,546 --> 00:10:33,964
(sparkling)
268
00:10:33,964 --> 00:10:36,676
(mystical music playing)
269
00:10:38,469 --> 00:10:41,263
(mystical vocalizing)
270
00:10:41,263 --> 00:10:43,683
- (device beeping)
- Has anyone seen my--
271
00:10:44,308 --> 00:10:45,476
Oh!
272
00:10:45,601 --> 00:10:47,728
- (snarling)
- Aha!
273
00:10:47,728 --> 00:10:49,146
Give me that slipper!
274
00:10:49,146 --> 00:10:50,231
Drop it!
275
00:10:50,231 --> 00:10:51,315
Whoa! Oh!
276
00:10:53,693 --> 00:10:54,902
It's ruined!
277
00:10:54,902 --> 00:10:56,153
Bad Nibbler!
278
00:10:56,153 --> 00:10:58,030
(gasps) I can't help it!
279
00:10:58,030 --> 00:10:59,490
(howling)
280
00:10:59,490 --> 00:11:01,867
It's those damnable worms!
281
00:11:01,867 --> 00:11:04,245
There, there.
I know what might help.
282
00:11:04,245 --> 00:11:05,579
No! No, I beg of you!
283
00:11:05,579 --> 00:11:06,956
Not the cone of shame!
284
00:11:07,873 --> 00:11:09,250
(somber music playing)
285
00:11:09,250 --> 00:11:10,710
(quiet crying)
286
00:11:10,710 --> 00:11:12,712
(intense music playing)
287
00:11:12,712 --> 00:11:15,715
(mystical vocalizing)
288
00:11:15,715 --> 00:11:17,216
(sparkling)
289
00:11:18,509 --> 00:11:20,678
I see the way.
290
00:11:20,678 --> 00:11:23,264
{\an8}And I have a serious craving
for frosting.
291
00:11:24,390 --> 00:11:27,393
{\an8}(slurping)
292
00:11:28,686 --> 00:11:30,187
Mm... (slurps)
293
00:11:30,187 --> 00:11:32,648
Make a right at the
large sand mound,
294
00:11:32,648 --> 00:11:35,067
then a left at the medium-sized
mound.
295
00:11:35,067 --> 00:11:37,611
After the fifth mound,
you'll see a mound.
296
00:11:37,611 --> 00:11:39,530
So many mounds!
297
00:11:39,530 --> 00:11:42,366
One wrong mound means
certain death.
298
00:11:42,366 --> 00:11:44,326
Or just take the roach-thopter.
299
00:11:44,326 --> 00:11:47,329
(wings fluttering)
300
00:11:47,329 --> 00:11:48,873
Bleh!
301
00:11:48,873 --> 00:11:51,292
Then, you'll need
a guide. Bilgar!
302
00:11:52,543 --> 00:11:54,712
Bilgar is our second-best guide.
303
00:11:54,712 --> 00:11:57,381
Our best guide got eaten
by a sandworm.
304
00:11:57,381 --> 00:11:59,300
Listen to him closely,
305
00:11:59,300 --> 00:12:01,927
and do most of what he says.
306
00:12:01,927 --> 00:12:03,387
(exotic music playing)
307
00:12:09,393 --> 00:12:11,729
The worms are attracted
to the rhythmic pattern
308
00:12:11,729 --> 00:12:13,564
of Doong beetle footsteps.
309
00:12:13,564 --> 00:12:16,901
Whatever you do,
do not walk like a Doong beetle.
310
00:12:17,985 --> 00:12:20,237
- Oops!
- (clicking, whirring)
311
00:12:21,947 --> 00:12:24,950
(exotic music continues)
312
00:12:25,868 --> 00:12:28,287
Even in this hostile environment,
313
00:12:28,287 --> 00:12:30,080
life thrives.
314
00:12:30,080 --> 00:12:32,583
For example, the veiny
pus fungus.
315
00:12:32,583 --> 00:12:34,502
(disgusted groans)
316
00:12:34,502 --> 00:12:36,629
And the hairless sand pigeon.
317
00:12:36,629 --> 00:12:38,255
(louder groans)
318
00:12:38,255 --> 00:12:41,634
Every living creature here
is a total barf bag!
319
00:12:41,801 --> 00:12:43,677
Uh, n-no offense, Bilgar.
320
00:12:43,677 --> 00:12:46,055
These little crawly
guys are cute.
321
00:12:46,055 --> 00:12:47,598
Hello, friends.
322
00:12:47,598 --> 00:12:49,391
- (scuttling)
- (Fry and Leela gag)
323
00:12:49,391 --> 00:12:51,352
BENDER:
That's the worst one of all!
324
00:12:51,352 --> 00:12:54,438
(exotic music continues)
325
00:12:57,024 --> 00:13:01,028
This final expanse is where
our best guide was devoured.
326
00:13:02,446 --> 00:13:03,739
(flame sizzles)
327
00:13:03,739 --> 00:13:05,366
So, what do we do?
328
00:13:05,366 --> 00:13:07,451
Exactly what he did.
329
00:13:07,451 --> 00:13:10,329
I'll create a diversion
by setting off a pounder.
330
00:13:11,914 --> 00:13:13,958
(rhythmic pounding)
331
00:13:13,958 --> 00:13:16,418
Hey, you know my grandfather
was a pounder.
332
00:13:16,418 --> 00:13:19,713
It simulates beetle footsteps
to attract the worms.
333
00:13:19,713 --> 00:13:20,840
Go, run!
334
00:13:20,840 --> 00:13:22,675
- (panting)
- (Zoidberg whooping)
335
00:13:22,675 --> 00:13:24,051
Don't worry about me.
336
00:13:24,051 --> 00:13:26,220
Our best guy taught
me everything he--
337
00:13:26,220 --> 00:13:28,180
- (screaming)
- (sandworm bellows)
338
00:13:28,180 --> 00:13:29,765
(Bilgar screaming)
339
00:13:29,765 --> 00:13:33,143
Hey, I guess that makes me
a quarter-pounder.
340
00:13:33,143 --> 00:13:35,229
(sandworm bellowing, roaring)
341
00:13:35,229 --> 00:13:37,314
(all screaming)
342
00:13:39,316 --> 00:13:42,570
(adventurous music playing)
343
00:13:42,570 --> 00:13:44,530
(all panting)
344
00:13:44,530 --> 00:13:47,324
(all exclaiming)
345
00:13:48,367 --> 00:13:49,660
LEELA: Oh!
346
00:13:49,660 --> 00:13:51,704
Fry, why don't you have a belt?
347
00:13:51,704 --> 00:13:53,831
Or at least a substantial
butt!?
348
00:13:53,831 --> 00:13:56,083
Sorry, guys, I'm a flatty.
349
00:13:56,083 --> 00:13:57,543
(all screaming)
350
00:13:58,544 --> 00:14:00,254
(sparkling)
351
00:14:00,254 --> 00:14:02,298
Oh, right. Sand.
352
00:14:02,298 --> 00:14:04,800
(mystical music playing)
353
00:14:04,800 --> 00:14:07,177
Hey! Don't bogart that glitter!
354
00:14:07,887 --> 00:14:09,763
- It's coming.
- What's coming?
355
00:14:09,763 --> 00:14:12,516
- A tasty wienerschnitzel?
- A funny monkey?
356
00:14:12,516 --> 00:14:14,143
Sandstorm!
357
00:14:14,143 --> 00:14:16,562
- (wind howling)
- (all yelling)
358
00:14:16,562 --> 00:14:18,981
(grunting)
359
00:14:18,981 --> 00:14:20,983
- (wind howling)
- (coughing, groaning)
360
00:14:20,983 --> 00:14:23,360
It's hopeless!
We don't have a guide!
361
00:14:23,360 --> 00:14:24,987
We don't know where we are!
362
00:14:24,987 --> 00:14:27,239
The dust is drying
out my skin!
363
00:14:27,239 --> 00:14:28,532
(clang) Ow!
364
00:14:28,532 --> 00:14:31,035
(vibrating)
365
00:14:31,035 --> 00:14:32,119
(clang)
366
00:14:32,119 --> 00:14:34,371
(epic music playing)
367
00:14:34,371 --> 00:14:36,624
LEELA:
The sphere! We made it!
368
00:14:36,624 --> 00:14:38,042
Great work, Bender!
369
00:14:38,042 --> 00:14:40,169
This is it. Arm squirt guns!
370
00:14:40,169 --> 00:14:41,712
(plastic pumping)
371
00:14:41,712 --> 00:14:44,632
But we lost that poundy thing
that attracts the worms.
372
00:14:44,632 --> 00:14:47,217
Ah, but we have Tappy
and Shoe-shoe!
373
00:14:47,217 --> 00:14:49,762
They call me the two-ton
Fred Astaire.
374
00:14:49,762 --> 00:14:51,889
- (rattling, squeaking)
- Yep. Yep.
375
00:14:55,434 --> 00:14:56,435
The jitterbug?
376
00:14:56,435 --> 00:14:57,686
The litter bug!
377
00:14:58,354 --> 00:15:00,105
He's a dancing machine!
378
00:15:00,814 --> 00:15:02,358
(grunts, sighs)
379
00:15:02,358 --> 00:15:03,442
(clapping)
380
00:15:03,442 --> 00:15:05,486
(loud rumbling)
381
00:15:05,486 --> 00:15:07,780
(growling, snarling)
382
00:15:07,780 --> 00:15:10,407
Set squirties to kill!
383
00:15:10,407 --> 00:15:12,826
(snarling)
384
00:15:17,539 --> 00:15:18,540
(Bender and Leela gasp)
385
00:15:18,540 --> 00:15:20,084
It's worms within worms!
386
00:15:20,084 --> 00:15:21,543
(thudding)
387
00:15:22,252 --> 00:15:26,006
(squeaky voice) I am the
God Emperor of Doon...g.
388
00:15:26,757 --> 00:15:30,135
It's them! The parasites that
are making Nibbler stupid!
389
00:15:30,135 --> 00:15:33,764
I know you. You're those worms
that used to live in my tum-tum.
390
00:15:33,764 --> 00:15:35,724
Only you made me smarter.
391
00:15:35,724 --> 00:15:37,559
I'll take your word for it.
392
00:15:37,559 --> 00:15:40,396
Look, you seem like
a nice swarm of maggots,
393
00:15:40,396 --> 00:15:42,898
but you're making my
friend Nibbler sick.
394
00:15:42,898 --> 00:15:44,984
Can't you just infest Zoidberg?
395
00:15:44,984 --> 00:15:47,444
Ew! We prefer to live free,
396
00:15:47,444 --> 00:15:49,405
here among the tumble-turds.
397
00:15:49,405 --> 00:15:52,533
Then prepare for me
to say fire. Fire!
398
00:15:52,533 --> 00:15:54,034
(worm yelps)
399
00:15:54,034 --> 00:15:56,453
That was my second-best guard!
400
00:15:56,453 --> 00:15:59,206
Worms, form a defensive
squiggle!
401
00:15:59,206 --> 00:16:01,458
(worms shouting)
402
00:16:01,458 --> 00:16:02,793
(both yell)
403
00:16:04,837 --> 00:16:07,381
(adventurous music playing)
404
00:16:07,381 --> 00:16:08,966
Oh...
405
00:16:15,014 --> 00:16:16,432
(Bender laughing)
406
00:16:16,432 --> 00:16:20,436
(worm yelping, grunting)
407
00:16:20,978 --> 00:16:22,104
FRY: Good job...
408
00:16:22,104 --> 00:16:23,188
knot!
409
00:16:24,440 --> 00:16:26,066
- (Fry laughs)
- (worms screaming)
410
00:16:26,066 --> 00:16:28,110
(music swells)
411
00:16:28,110 --> 00:16:29,820
(panting)
412
00:16:29,820 --> 00:16:31,905
(sniffing)
413
00:16:32,865 --> 00:16:34,033
(dramatic music playing)
414
00:16:34,033 --> 00:16:36,243
Whoa...
415
00:16:37,077 --> 00:16:38,954
Look! Up in the sky!
416
00:16:38,954 --> 00:16:40,914
- It's a bird!
- It's a turd!
417
00:16:40,914 --> 00:16:42,708
It's Nibbler!
418
00:16:46,211 --> 00:16:48,922
- (beep)
- Stop! Stop fighting!
419
00:16:48,922 --> 00:16:51,425
♪
420
00:16:51,425 --> 00:16:53,302
Okay, I'm done.
421
00:16:53,302 --> 00:16:55,179
Nibbler? Are you alright?
422
00:16:55,179 --> 00:16:57,639
How dumb are you on a
scale of one to Fry?
423
00:16:57,639 --> 00:17:00,309
I can't even count
that high anymore.
424
00:17:00,309 --> 00:17:01,727
But please listen.
425
00:17:01,727 --> 00:17:05,397
I have important things to say,
while I still can.
426
00:17:05,397 --> 00:17:06,899
(wind blowing)
427
00:17:06,899 --> 00:17:08,901
(wings fluttering)
428
00:17:08,901 --> 00:17:11,487
♪
429
00:17:13,113 --> 00:17:15,741
(mystical vocalizing)
430
00:17:15,741 --> 00:17:18,160
It is he! The Messiah!
431
00:17:18,160 --> 00:17:20,746
As pictured in the
ancient scripture.
432
00:17:20,746 --> 00:17:23,040
It shows him with blonde hair
and blue eyes,
433
00:17:23,040 --> 00:17:25,000
but the rest is spot on.
434
00:17:25,000 --> 00:17:27,461
I only wish I had
more time left
435
00:17:27,461 --> 00:17:30,380
to appreciate this glittering
litter land.
436
00:17:30,380 --> 00:17:33,258
Everywhere I look, I see beauty.
437
00:17:33,258 --> 00:17:35,094
Really? 'Cause I'm seeing poop.
438
00:17:35,094 --> 00:17:37,846
Open your minds
and see as I see.
439
00:17:37,846 --> 00:17:41,433
- All life is connected in a glorious web.
- (sparkling)
440
00:17:42,309 --> 00:17:45,270
The pus fungus draws
life from the dust
441
00:17:45,270 --> 00:17:47,481
and is eaten by the
skin pigeon,
442
00:17:47,481 --> 00:17:51,151
which in turn feeds the
pygmy hyena mole.
443
00:17:51,151 --> 00:17:54,404
- (chomp)
- Ow... That's cool.
444
00:17:54,404 --> 00:17:56,532
NIBBLER:
The beetles process the dung--
445
00:17:56,532 --> 00:17:59,118
It's pronounced doong.
446
00:17:59,118 --> 00:18:01,370
Uh, sorry, Messiah. Keep going.
447
00:18:01,370 --> 00:18:03,163
- As for the worms...
- (sparkling)
448
00:18:03,163 --> 00:18:06,333
well, they feed on my brain.
449
00:18:06,333 --> 00:18:08,460
And that in itself is blutier--
450
00:18:08,460 --> 00:18:10,838
Um, uh, boo-too-poo-pool.
451
00:18:10,838 --> 00:18:12,506
(stammering)
452
00:18:12,506 --> 00:18:14,091
Pretty.
453
00:18:14,091 --> 00:18:16,135
Everything is interconnected.
454
00:18:16,135 --> 00:18:18,095
Everything is perfect.
455
00:18:18,095 --> 00:18:21,431
So please, leave these worms
to play their part,
456
00:18:21,431 --> 00:18:22,850
and I...
457
00:18:22,850 --> 00:18:25,394
I will happily play mine,
458
00:18:25,394 --> 00:18:28,814
even if it means sacrificing
all that I am
459
00:18:28,814 --> 00:18:31,525
and becoming a mindless
house pet.
460
00:18:31,525 --> 00:18:33,360
(crying)
461
00:18:33,360 --> 00:18:34,736
(slurping)
462
00:18:34,736 --> 00:18:37,573
I accept your gift
of precious liquid.
463
00:18:37,573 --> 00:18:40,033
Finally, you learn some manners.
464
00:18:41,034 --> 00:18:43,537
♪
465
00:18:44,663 --> 00:18:46,415
(Nibbler's craft whirring)
466
00:18:46,415 --> 00:18:48,625
(ray blasts, ship whirs)
467
00:18:50,210 --> 00:18:52,379
- (pop)
- (all exclaim)
468
00:18:53,172 --> 00:18:54,923
(Nibbler whimpers)
469
00:18:54,923 --> 00:18:57,050
One last 3D crossword
470
00:18:57,050 --> 00:18:59,136
before your brain
turns to jello?
471
00:18:59,136 --> 00:19:02,973
Alas, my mind has already
degenerated to the point
472
00:19:02,973 --> 00:19:04,933
where I can no longer
predict the ending
473
00:19:04,933 --> 00:19:07,269
of an M. Night Shyamalan movie.
474
00:19:07,269 --> 00:19:08,353
(all gasp)
475
00:19:08,478 --> 00:19:11,315
(sobs) B-But you're
my little Fuzzler.
476
00:19:11,315 --> 00:19:14,902
When all else is gone,
I shall remember that.
477
00:19:14,902 --> 00:19:16,486
Oh, Nibbler!
478
00:19:16,486 --> 00:19:18,530
I know you've made your mind up,
479
00:19:18,530 --> 00:19:20,240
o-or what's left of it,
480
00:19:20,240 --> 00:19:24,286
but please don't let the worms
eat your consciousness!
481
00:19:24,661 --> 00:19:26,914
Now, now, my cherished friend.
482
00:19:26,914 --> 00:19:28,582
Though my mental,
483
00:19:28,582 --> 00:19:31,126
uh, brain may deteriorate,
484
00:19:31,126 --> 00:19:34,630
I will always look back
on what we had with...
485
00:19:34,630 --> 00:19:35,797
big happy.
486
00:19:36,298 --> 00:19:38,926
And you is... be my buddy and...
487
00:19:39,801 --> 00:19:42,221
so, so...
488
00:19:42,221 --> 00:19:43,305
itchy.
489
00:19:43,305 --> 00:19:45,599
(whimpering)
490
00:19:45,599 --> 00:19:48,018
Leela, give belly rub.
491
00:19:48,018 --> 00:19:50,687
(cooing)
492
00:19:50,687 --> 00:19:53,941
(sobbing)
493
00:19:53,941 --> 00:19:56,235
(somber music playing)
494
00:19:56,235 --> 00:19:58,362
(crying, sniffles)
495
00:19:58,362 --> 00:20:01,823
Aw, Leela, I hate seeing
you like this.
496
00:20:01,823 --> 00:20:04,368
You wanna blow your
nose on my shirt?
497
00:20:04,368 --> 00:20:05,953
(blows nose)
498
00:20:06,578 --> 00:20:07,829
Thanks, Fry.
499
00:20:07,829 --> 00:20:09,706
I know this is what
Nibbler wanted,
500
00:20:09,706 --> 00:20:11,708
but I can't wrap my
head around it.
501
00:20:11,708 --> 00:20:14,503
If only I could open my
mind to the beauty
502
00:20:14,503 --> 00:20:16,672
he was blabbering on about.
503
00:20:16,672 --> 00:20:17,756
(gasps)
504
00:20:17,756 --> 00:20:20,259
(ray blast, whirring)
505
00:20:20,259 --> 00:20:23,262
(dramatic music playing)
506
00:20:23,262 --> 00:20:26,014
(engines roaring)
507
00:20:28,225 --> 00:20:30,560
Please. The chamber
is my only hope
508
00:20:30,560 --> 00:20:32,145
of truly understanding!
509
00:20:32,145 --> 00:20:34,273
Well, then find another
only hope.
510
00:20:34,273 --> 00:20:37,150
Pure, uncut glitter
is dangerous.
511
00:20:37,150 --> 00:20:39,319
You could end up
permanently tasting colors.
512
00:20:39,319 --> 00:20:40,946
Or smelling sounds.
513
00:20:40,946 --> 00:20:42,239
I can smell sound.
514
00:20:42,239 --> 00:20:44,449
Fry's singing stinks up
the whole apartment.
515
00:20:44,616 --> 00:20:47,286
Yeah! And if you don't let Leela
use the chamber,
516
00:20:47,286 --> 00:20:49,454
I'm gonna stink up
this whole place.
517
00:20:49,788 --> 00:20:52,874
♪ I feel a song coming on! ♪
518
00:20:52,874 --> 00:20:54,167
(retching)
519
00:20:54,167 --> 00:20:56,586
Fine! Go nuts.
520
00:20:59,006 --> 00:21:01,925
(whooshing, sparkling)
521
00:21:01,925 --> 00:21:04,011
(mystical music playing)
522
00:21:04,011 --> 00:21:07,097
(mystical vocalizing)
523
00:21:10,767 --> 00:21:13,854
(young beetles giggling)
524
00:21:13,854 --> 00:21:15,439
(whooshing, sparkling)
525
00:21:17,524 --> 00:21:19,109
I see the way.
526
00:21:19,109 --> 00:21:21,153
(coughing)
527
00:21:21,695 --> 00:21:23,780
Everything Nibbler said
was true.
528
00:21:23,780 --> 00:21:25,991
Duh. He's the Messiah.
529
00:21:25,991 --> 00:21:27,993
But he did miss one thing.
530
00:21:27,993 --> 00:21:30,787
He works in mysterious ways.
531
00:21:31,455 --> 00:21:32,664
These parasitic worms
532
00:21:32,664 --> 00:21:34,708
should be making Nibbler smarter,
533
00:21:34,708 --> 00:21:36,126
like when Fry had them.
534
00:21:36,126 --> 00:21:37,753
So why aren't we?
535
00:21:37,753 --> 00:21:40,213
Because the web of life
extends even deeper
536
00:21:40,213 --> 00:21:41,965
than Nibbler perceived.
537
00:21:41,965 --> 00:21:44,051
You worms have been weakened
538
00:21:44,051 --> 00:21:45,802
by sub-parasites!
539
00:21:45,802 --> 00:21:47,304
- (dramatic sting)
- (scuttling)
540
00:21:47,304 --> 00:21:48,889
(disgusted groans)
541
00:21:48,889 --> 00:21:50,682
Oh, that is gross, man!
542
00:21:50,682 --> 00:21:53,852
These tiny mites are sapping
your beneficial juices.
543
00:21:54,061 --> 00:21:56,521
(loudly) I have been a little
low-energy lately!
544
00:21:56,521 --> 00:21:57,981
(scuttling)
545
00:21:57,981 --> 00:22:01,360
(slurps) I'm feeding on
worm juice with friends!
546
00:22:01,360 --> 00:22:02,694
That's it! I'm out!
547
00:22:02,694 --> 00:22:05,405
Sorry I didn't mention
I was shrinking myself.
548
00:22:05,405 --> 00:22:07,157
You guys must have
been worried sick.
549
00:22:07,783 --> 00:22:09,076
(Fry clears throat)
550
00:22:10,410 --> 00:22:13,997
There are levels
within levels within levels.
551
00:22:13,997 --> 00:22:15,707
That's too many levels!
552
00:22:15,707 --> 00:22:18,001
We've gotta kill those mites!
553
00:22:18,001 --> 00:22:20,295
What!? But what about
the precious web
554
00:22:20,295 --> 00:22:21,463
of blah-biddy-blah?
555
00:22:21,463 --> 00:22:23,382
You have to draw the
line somewhere.
556
00:22:23,382 --> 00:22:25,884
(yelling) Stomp those suckers!
Kill 'em all!
557
00:22:25,884 --> 00:22:27,469
(panicked yelling)
558
00:22:27,469 --> 00:22:29,638
(grunting)
559
00:22:29,638 --> 00:22:32,808
(dramatic music playing)
560
00:22:32,808 --> 00:22:34,601
It's showtime!
561
00:22:36,144 --> 00:22:37,604
Care to smoosh?
562
00:22:40,232 --> 00:22:42,526
(shoes tapping)
563
00:22:42,526 --> 00:22:45,070
Bender, stop! It's me, Zoidberg!
564
00:22:45,070 --> 00:22:46,154
Sorry!
565
00:22:46,571 --> 00:22:48,323
I can't hear your screams
over the tapping!
566
00:22:48,323 --> 00:22:49,574
(groaning, grunts)
567
00:22:50,242 --> 00:22:51,243
Dah!
568
00:22:51,243 --> 00:22:54,579
- (whirring)
- (screeching)
569
00:22:54,579 --> 00:22:56,498
- (toy squeaking)
- (Nibbler grumbling)
570
00:22:57,332 --> 00:22:59,042
You're gonna be okay.
571
00:22:59,042 --> 00:23:00,585
But what about you, Leela?
572
00:23:00,585 --> 00:23:03,046
You were in that
dangerous glitter chamber.
573
00:23:03,046 --> 00:23:05,298
(echoing)
Did your senses get scrambled?
574
00:23:05,298 --> 00:23:06,967
Nah, it's fine.
575
00:23:06,967 --> 00:23:10,595
The interwoven dependency
of all things
576
00:23:10,595 --> 00:23:12,639
was the ultimate epiphany.
577
00:23:12,639 --> 00:23:15,267
Yet, thanks to Leela's
unwavering loyalty
578
00:23:15,267 --> 00:23:16,977
and utmost bravery,
579
00:23:16,977 --> 00:23:20,939
my consciousness returned to
ponder another glorious phase
580
00:23:20,939 --> 00:23:23,733
of our universe's evolution.
581
00:23:24,526 --> 00:23:26,236
Good.
582
00:23:26,236 --> 00:23:28,655
(chattering)
583
00:23:28,655 --> 00:23:30,824
(sniffles) You're my
little Fuzzler.
584
00:23:30,824 --> 00:23:32,617
I remember.
585
00:23:32,617 --> 00:23:35,620
(purring)
586
00:23:35,620 --> 00:23:38,915
(gentle music playing)
587
00:23:41,960 --> 00:23:44,963
♪