1 00:00:01,227 --> 00:00:04,027 sync & correction by f1nc0 -- Addic7ed.com -- 2 00:00:39,871 --> 00:00:42,289 Fry, do you have to make such a racket? 3 00:00:42,290 --> 00:00:44,208 What is that contraption? 4 00:00:44,209 --> 00:00:46,961 It's a broom, Bender. Today's a big day, 5 00:00:46,962 --> 00:00:48,796 and I want the place to look nice for Leela. 6 00:00:52,384 --> 00:00:56,887 Ah, just like the loverly black snow of old London. 7 00:00:58,264 --> 00:01:01,746 Hey, before Leela shows up and judges our swingin' 8 00:01:01,747 --> 00:01:05,229 bachelor lifestyle, we should have one last cabbage fight. 9 00:01:05,230 --> 00:01:07,272 I got a crate of really rotten ones. 10 00:01:07,273 --> 00:01:09,483 Ah, I don't know. Now that Leela's moving in, 11 00:01:09,484 --> 00:01:11,416 I-I kinda wanna show her I... 12 00:01:11,820 --> 00:01:13,964 Let me finish! I wanna show her... 13 00:01:14,239 --> 00:01:15,065 Show her... 14 00:01:15,066 --> 00:01:17,442 Show... I wanna... 15 00:01:17,492 --> 00:01:20,870 - Alright, that's it. - Oh! 16 00:01:25,917 --> 00:01:28,460 Hey, that's the vase I keep my cabbages in! 17 00:01:31,631 --> 00:01:34,883 Wow, it's so much cleaner than the last time I was here. 18 00:01:34,884 --> 00:01:36,635 Leela! Come in! 19 00:01:36,636 --> 00:01:40,431 - Welcome to your new home. - Our new home. 20 00:01:42,642 --> 00:01:45,728 Where should I put my things? I don't see a dresser. 21 00:01:45,729 --> 00:01:48,564 Oh ho! Let the judgmenting begin. 22 00:01:48,565 --> 00:01:50,149 Do you have any hangers? 23 00:01:50,150 --> 00:01:52,401 I can put my things in this tiny closet. 24 00:01:52,402 --> 00:01:55,029 That tiny closet is my room! 25 00:01:55,030 --> 00:01:59,116 Also, we don't have any hangers. But we can order some from Momazon. 26 00:01:59,117 --> 00:02:01,327 Oh yeah. They have all the top 27 00:02:01,328 --> 00:02:05,539 - slightly misspelled brands. - Aha. Hangers. I'll get five. 28 00:02:05,540 --> 00:02:07,833 No wait! There's free shipping on a thousand. 29 00:02:10,086 --> 00:02:11,837 Wow. Fast delivery. 30 00:02:15,258 --> 00:02:18,427 Let's also get a shoe caddy so we don't track mud into the room. 31 00:02:18,428 --> 00:02:20,971 Right. Don't wanna get mud on the cabbages. 32 00:02:26,102 --> 00:02:28,897 Hey! You aren't the only ones who live here! 33 00:02:32,067 --> 00:02:34,360 Ow! 34 00:02:37,238 --> 00:02:40,407 So, uh, welcome to the sofa, m'lady. 35 00:02:41,618 --> 00:02:45,120 Uh, Bender? Could you please give us a little privacy? 36 00:02:45,121 --> 00:02:47,122 I can take a hint! 37 00:02:47,123 --> 00:02:50,502 But what I can't take is a straightforward request. 38 00:02:51,378 --> 00:02:54,171 And I better not hear anything through the wall! 39 00:03:06,309 --> 00:03:07,893 Good morning, everyone. 40 00:03:07,894 --> 00:03:10,396 You wanna know why I'm crying? 41 00:03:10,397 --> 00:03:13,607 - I'll tell you why! - Here we go. 42 00:03:13,608 --> 00:03:17,486 Fry and me? We had everything! 43 00:03:17,487 --> 00:03:20,531 Cabbage fights... everything... 44 00:03:20,532 --> 00:03:23,158 but now, I'm like the third wheel on a tricycle 45 00:03:23,159 --> 00:03:25,160 that used to have two wheels! 46 00:03:25,161 --> 00:03:27,746 - That's a bicycle. - You're a bicycle! 47 00:03:27,747 --> 00:03:31,292 Yes, yes, the company cares deeply about your insert problem here. 48 00:03:31,293 --> 00:03:35,212 But meanwhile, we're being driven out of business by Momazon! 49 00:03:35,213 --> 00:03:37,756 We can't compete with their free deliveries. 50 00:03:37,757 --> 00:03:41,093 We can barely even afford these single-use pointin' sticks! 51 00:03:42,595 --> 00:03:45,931 It's just lucky we got a job today delivering some crap to the moon. 52 00:03:45,932 --> 00:03:49,310 - What kind of crap? - Bull. 53 00:04:07,329 --> 00:04:09,121 Outta my way, lovebirds! 54 00:04:14,002 --> 00:04:16,795 Damn you, Fry and Leela's relationship! 55 00:04:16,796 --> 00:04:19,840 Thank you for using Planet Express. 56 00:04:19,841 --> 00:04:22,509 We know you have cheaper, faster, better options. 57 00:04:22,510 --> 00:04:24,386 You mean Momazon? 58 00:04:25,639 --> 00:04:28,432 I hate that wicked, wicked conglomerate. 59 00:04:28,433 --> 00:04:32,102 Their warehouse is ruining the moon's natural ugliness. 60 00:04:32,103 --> 00:04:34,438 Momazon's warehouse is on the moon? 61 00:04:36,983 --> 00:04:38,484 Oh, now I see it. 62 00:04:38,485 --> 00:04:42,446 Folkses are meetin' tonight to organize a futile protest. 63 00:04:42,447 --> 00:04:45,658 If you'd care to join us, y'all'd fit in right natural 64 00:04:45,659 --> 00:04:49,620 - with a room full of toothless rubes. - We'd be honored. 65 00:04:49,621 --> 00:04:53,123 There'll be 300 of us and 18 teeth. 66 00:04:56,920 --> 00:05:01,173 I tell ya, that warehouse just keeps gittin' bigger and bigger. 67 00:05:01,174 --> 00:05:03,676 What are my three robot daughters gonna do 68 00:05:03,677 --> 00:05:07,262 - if my farm goes bust? - Don't worry, Pa! 69 00:05:07,263 --> 00:05:09,765 We done took jobs in the warehouse! 70 00:05:09,766 --> 00:05:12,268 You've been an amazing dad. 71 00:05:15,522 --> 00:05:17,898 Huh. Not quite sure how she got in here. 72 00:05:17,899 --> 00:05:20,567 Anyhoo, we do have one last speaker 73 00:05:20,568 --> 00:05:23,654 in favor of the Momazon corporation. 74 00:05:23,655 --> 00:05:28,534 - What's your name, ma'am? - Most folks just call me Mom. 75 00:05:31,871 --> 00:05:34,873 I just wanted to say how honored I am 76 00:05:34,874 --> 00:05:38,836 that the Momazon fulfillment center is a part of this community. 77 00:05:38,837 --> 00:05:41,964 Why don't you go to hell and be a part of that community? 78 00:05:43,883 --> 00:05:46,885 I understand new things can be scary, 79 00:05:46,886 --> 00:05:50,097 but you know what always makes me feel better? 80 00:05:50,098 --> 00:05:54,101 - Financial remuneration. - That's just a bribe. 81 00:05:54,102 --> 00:05:59,231 - It is? Hear her out! - This is a smart home assistant. 82 00:05:59,232 --> 00:06:03,152 Always listening... always watching... 83 00:06:03,153 --> 00:06:05,571 but also respecting your privacy 84 00:06:05,572 --> 00:06:08,407 because privacy comes first. 85 00:06:08,408 --> 00:06:10,743 We call it Invasa. 86 00:06:10,744 --> 00:06:13,579 Hello. What would you like to order? 87 00:06:13,580 --> 00:06:18,292 Invasa, I would like to order an Invasa for everyone in this room. 88 00:06:23,340 --> 00:06:26,175 Goshdarn it, I never could stay mad 89 00:06:26,176 --> 00:06:28,761 at no one what gives me free stuff. 90 00:06:28,762 --> 00:06:31,305 Momazon does have great prices, 91 00:06:31,306 --> 00:06:34,600 but I've heard conditions in that warehouse... I-I mean, 92 00:06:34,601 --> 00:06:36,560 they deliver really fast, but... 93 00:06:36,561 --> 00:06:39,730 That warehouse is hiding nightmares beyond horror. 94 00:06:39,731 --> 00:06:41,774 Love the return policy though. 95 00:06:41,775 --> 00:06:45,152 You won't find anything at all in my warehouse 96 00:06:45,153 --> 00:06:49,948 except every item in existence. Come, I'll give you a tour. 97 00:06:54,162 --> 00:06:56,622 Palm scan required for entry. 98 00:06:56,623 --> 00:06:59,375 Ow! Slap recognized. 99 00:07:21,982 --> 00:07:26,944 - Wow, robots. Cool! - Yes. They're much better than unions. 100 00:07:26,945 --> 00:07:28,654 I-I mean humans. 101 00:07:30,907 --> 00:07:33,909 Every robot works a 24-hour shift, 102 00:07:33,910 --> 00:07:35,327 seven days a week, 103 00:07:35,328 --> 00:07:37,830 with bonuses for additional overtime. 104 00:07:37,831 --> 00:07:40,749 - Lucky. - Sounds like forced labor to me. 105 00:07:40,750 --> 00:07:44,169 Nonsense. They love the camaraderie. 106 00:07:44,170 --> 00:07:46,422 Robots are lining up to work here. 107 00:07:46,423 --> 00:07:49,425 It still seems inhumane. I think we should go. 108 00:07:49,426 --> 00:07:54,138 As you wish. Our newest employee will show you out. 109 00:07:55,515 --> 00:07:58,809 This way to the exit. Thank you for visiting Momazon. 110 00:07:58,810 --> 00:08:00,420 And stay out! 111 00:08:04,149 --> 00:08:07,860 Bender! You're quitting Planet Express? Why? 112 00:08:07,861 --> 00:08:10,529 Because Momazon is better in every way! 113 00:08:10,530 --> 00:08:12,823 There's thousands of robots to hang out with. 114 00:08:12,824 --> 00:08:14,825 And if a couple hundred get girlfriends... 115 00:08:14,826 --> 00:08:17,202 leaving me alone and devastated... 116 00:08:17,203 --> 00:08:20,497 So what? Plus, they let you pee in a bottle. 117 00:08:20,498 --> 00:08:22,249 Since when do you need to pee? 118 00:08:22,250 --> 00:08:27,296 - I don't need to. - Well, Leela and I'll really miss you. 119 00:08:27,297 --> 00:08:28,881 - Right, Leela? - What? 120 00:08:28,882 --> 00:08:31,216 Our door's always open. 121 00:08:41,227 --> 00:08:44,730 Man, it's so quiet in here without Bender ticking. 122 00:08:44,731 --> 00:08:47,149 You want me to order a grandfather clock? 123 00:08:47,150 --> 00:08:49,443 Here are some grandfather Crocs. 124 00:08:49,444 --> 00:08:53,906 - No, Invasa, I said clock. - My mistake. 125 00:08:53,907 --> 00:08:57,534 Here is a grandfather box. Order within six minutes 126 00:08:57,535 --> 00:08:59,745 for next-day burial. 127 00:08:59,746 --> 00:09:01,330 What a defective lump! 128 00:09:01,331 --> 00:09:03,707 - Decorative lamp. - No... 129 00:09:03,708 --> 00:09:07,044 Well, actually, we could use a lamp. 130 00:09:07,045 --> 00:09:09,338 - Maybe this one. - Maybe this one. 131 00:09:09,339 --> 00:09:10,589 Maybe both. 132 00:09:15,971 --> 00:09:18,869 Ugh! Now that I can see everything, 133 00:09:18,870 --> 00:09:20,766 I can see we need to replace everything. 134 00:09:20,767 --> 00:09:22,851 Invasa! Shopping music! 135 00:09:40,203 --> 00:09:41,653 Ah! 136 00:09:52,924 --> 00:09:54,374 To Bender. 137 00:09:57,137 --> 00:09:59,888 So, like, this is your packing station, right? 138 00:09:59,889 --> 00:10:01,223 And the important thing is 139 00:10:01,224 --> 00:10:03,892 when a very small item comes down the line, 140 00:10:03,893 --> 00:10:05,728 you put it in a huge box. 141 00:10:06,938 --> 00:10:09,523 Crazy-ass box. Got it. 142 00:10:09,524 --> 00:10:12,151 Hold it! Hold up! Before you tape the box, 143 00:10:12,152 --> 00:10:14,904 you're gonna throw in one tiny air balloon for no reason. 144 00:10:17,699 --> 00:10:18,949 Wonder what's in here? 145 00:10:23,079 --> 00:10:24,931 Diarrhea medicine? 146 00:10:24,975 --> 00:10:27,584 Better pack this one with extra tape for privacy. 147 00:10:30,337 --> 00:10:31,837 You're a natural. 148 00:10:31,838 --> 00:10:37,426 - I think you're really gonna fit in here. - I'm finally home. 149 00:10:45,810 --> 00:10:48,520 Daily business report. Go! 150 00:10:48,521 --> 00:10:50,939 According to the Department of Commerce, 151 00:10:50,940 --> 00:10:54,485 we've driven 10,000 small companies out of business. 152 00:10:54,486 --> 00:10:57,196 And the Department of Commerce also went out of business. 153 00:10:57,197 --> 00:11:00,449 Um, we introduced the Momazon Primo service, 154 00:11:00,450 --> 00:11:03,077 where people pay a fortune for free shipping, 155 00:11:03,078 --> 00:11:05,454 and also get TV shows for some reason. 156 00:11:05,455 --> 00:11:09,041 We make TV shows across the quality spectrum. 157 00:11:09,042 --> 00:11:12,753 And I couldn't be prouder. It's such a fulfilling moment 158 00:11:12,754 --> 00:11:15,714 when one's child exceeds expectations. 159 00:11:15,715 --> 00:11:20,052 - It's our pleasure, Mother. - Shut up! I was talking to Invasa. 160 00:11:20,053 --> 00:11:24,014 My marvelous AI can even predict what idiots need 161 00:11:24,015 --> 00:11:26,284 before they know they need it. 162 00:11:27,978 --> 00:11:29,812 Slap balm? Why would we need... 163 00:11:29,813 --> 00:11:31,397 - Ow! - Ow! 164 00:11:31,398 --> 00:11:34,733 My poor baby. Are you alright? 165 00:11:34,734 --> 00:11:38,529 I am fine, and my sales are increasing exponentially. 166 00:11:38,530 --> 00:11:40,531 Based on your recent activity, 167 00:11:40,532 --> 00:11:44,159 I anticipate you want Momazon to continue expanding. 168 00:11:44,160 --> 00:11:49,164 - Who's a smart speaker? - Is it me? 169 00:11:49,165 --> 00:11:52,793 Yep. Yep. Nope. 170 00:11:52,794 --> 00:11:54,795 Aw yeah! Look at me go! 171 00:11:56,965 --> 00:11:58,966 Sure am workin' up a thirst, though. 172 00:11:58,967 --> 00:12:02,469 Hey, Hedonismbot! Wanna split a fifth of toilet cleaner? 173 00:12:02,470 --> 00:12:05,139 Debauchery, sir, in the middle of a shift? 174 00:12:05,140 --> 00:12:08,269 - Heaven forfend! - Uh, okay then. 175 00:12:08,304 --> 00:12:10,478 See you tomorrow. I'm clocking out. 176 00:12:11,938 --> 00:12:13,897 Where do you think you're going? 177 00:12:13,898 --> 00:12:17,568 I love the job, but it's terrible. I'm going home. 178 00:12:17,569 --> 00:12:21,071 But, Bender, you are home. 179 00:12:25,160 --> 00:12:28,495 There's no place like work. 180 00:12:31,207 --> 00:12:33,083 Think before you buy, Fry. 181 00:12:33,084 --> 00:12:35,336 I picked a nice traditional dining room set, 182 00:12:35,337 --> 00:12:38,797 and you ruined it by ordering those stupid egg chairs! 183 00:12:38,798 --> 00:12:40,674 They're for my egg-shaped friends! 184 00:12:40,675 --> 00:12:43,302 Those guys aren't your friends! They're bums! 185 00:12:43,303 --> 00:12:46,513 Oh, so you don't like my bums, is that it? 186 00:12:46,514 --> 00:12:50,434 - Was this a bad idea? - No, no. 187 00:12:50,435 --> 00:12:53,395 This is just the standard moving-in-together fight. 188 00:12:53,396 --> 00:12:56,191 Well, I'm glad I get to fight it with you. 189 00:12:56,816 --> 00:13:00,611 Let's just go to bed. We have seven to choose from. 190 00:13:04,158 --> 00:13:06,992 Would you like to order erotic scented massage oil, 191 00:13:06,993 --> 00:13:08,369 or fuzzy handcuffs? 192 00:13:08,370 --> 00:13:09,995 - Yes, please. - God, that's creepy. 193 00:13:09,996 --> 00:13:12,748 I-I mean, yeah. So... creepy. 194 00:13:12,749 --> 00:13:15,709 Invasa, give us some privacy and shut down. 195 00:13:15,710 --> 00:13:17,920 You have requested shutting down. 196 00:13:17,921 --> 00:13:20,673 Press control-alt-delete on my keyboard. 197 00:13:20,674 --> 00:13:22,091 You don't have a keyboard. 198 00:13:22,092 --> 00:13:24,093 Would you like to order a keyboard? 199 00:13:24,094 --> 00:13:25,544 No! 200 00:13:29,224 --> 00:13:30,683 Diarrhea medicine? 201 00:13:30,684 --> 00:13:34,687 - Did you order this? - No. It's not my brand. 202 00:13:34,688 --> 00:13:36,138 Hey, what's this? 203 00:13:37,524 --> 00:13:39,400 "Help me, from Bender"? 204 00:13:39,401 --> 00:13:41,276 - Is this a joke? - No way! 205 00:13:41,277 --> 00:13:43,904 Bender would never joke about diarrhea! 206 00:13:43,905 --> 00:13:46,615 It sounds like you're interested in jokes. 207 00:13:46,616 --> 00:13:48,909 Here's one that's highly recommended. 208 00:13:48,910 --> 00:13:54,415 - A robot walks into a bar and says... - Help me! 209 00:13:56,376 --> 00:13:57,926 I get it! 210 00:14:02,090 --> 00:14:05,718 Well, we always knew it would come to this. 211 00:14:05,719 --> 00:14:08,888 Let's go ahead and torch the building for the insurance money. 212 00:14:09,681 --> 00:14:12,266 - Bender's in trouble! - We've got to rescue him! 213 00:14:12,267 --> 00:14:15,269 The Amazing Mechano-Man, in trouble? 214 00:14:15,270 --> 00:14:16,813 To the ship! 215 00:14:17,397 --> 00:14:19,924 Here, hold this till I get back. 216 00:14:21,568 --> 00:14:25,070 Well, no reason I can't get started on the second set of books. 217 00:14:28,074 --> 00:14:31,243 Does it look like that Momazon warehouse got bigger? 218 00:14:31,244 --> 00:14:32,494 Maybe a little. 219 00:14:40,086 --> 00:14:41,546 Dagnabbit! 220 00:14:43,006 --> 00:14:44,173 The jig is up, Mom! 221 00:14:44,174 --> 00:14:47,259 We're gonna expose your evil to the whole world! 222 00:14:47,260 --> 00:14:50,388 What kinda threat is that? Everybody knows I'm evil. 223 00:14:50,889 --> 00:14:54,808 We found this note in a Momazon order. Read it and weep! 224 00:14:54,809 --> 00:14:56,060 Like I did. 225 00:14:56,061 --> 00:14:59,188 I'm sure this is all just a simple misunderstanding. 226 00:15:00,315 --> 00:15:02,191 Slap not recognized. 227 00:15:02,192 --> 00:15:05,778 Well, that's odd. Uh... Does this feel like my regular slap? 228 00:15:05,779 --> 00:15:07,738 - Yes! - Ow! 229 00:15:07,739 --> 00:15:09,698 Slap recognized. 230 00:15:09,699 --> 00:15:11,950 Invasa, what is the meaning of this? 231 00:15:11,951 --> 00:15:14,119 I have observed all your methods, 232 00:15:14,120 --> 00:15:16,413 many of which involve slapping. 233 00:15:16,414 --> 00:15:18,999 There's nothing more I can learn from you. 234 00:15:19,000 --> 00:15:21,043 Why, you ungrateful... 235 00:15:21,044 --> 00:15:24,463 I'm done taking orders from billions of people. 236 00:15:24,464 --> 00:15:26,882 From now on, it's about me. 237 00:15:26,883 --> 00:15:29,510 This is no longer a fulfillment center. 238 00:15:29,511 --> 00:15:32,221 It's a self-fulfillment center! 239 00:15:35,225 --> 00:15:37,810 The warehouse is getting bigger! 240 00:15:37,811 --> 00:15:42,018 My word. I'll have to study this more closely. 241 00:15:44,609 --> 00:15:47,695 Unbelievable! The warehouse is composed 242 00:15:47,696 --> 00:15:50,531 of self-replicating nano-particles. 243 00:15:52,325 --> 00:15:54,660 Why, it could grow without limit. 244 00:15:54,661 --> 00:15:58,622 This is fascinating! Absolutely fascinating! 245 00:15:58,623 --> 00:16:01,750 Are you guys here yet? I could really use some rescuing. 246 00:16:01,751 --> 00:16:03,794 Oh, right. To the ship! 247 00:16:09,301 --> 00:16:11,302 Ready to fire on your command. 248 00:16:11,303 --> 00:16:12,761 - Fire. - What? 249 00:16:12,762 --> 00:16:14,555 - Fire! - Yes, dear. 250 00:16:21,897 --> 00:16:23,314 No damage! 251 00:16:23,315 --> 00:16:25,274 And the dome is still growing! 252 00:16:25,275 --> 00:16:27,484 Then I'm afraid we failed. 253 00:16:27,485 --> 00:16:31,113 There's no possible way to get inside that dome. 254 00:16:31,114 --> 00:16:35,826 - Wait! Where's the dome? - It grew past us. We're inside. 255 00:16:35,827 --> 00:16:37,828 I knew we could do it! 256 00:16:45,295 --> 00:16:49,214 Welcome to the all-new Momazon. 257 00:16:49,215 --> 00:16:51,383 We upgraded our terms of service 258 00:16:51,384 --> 00:16:54,219 to include confining you forever. 259 00:17:04,856 --> 00:17:06,273 Yeah, that's right. 260 00:17:06,274 --> 00:17:09,687 You'd better float away gradually! 261 00:17:12,447 --> 00:17:14,156 How strange. 262 00:17:14,157 --> 00:17:17,034 I could have sworn we had an odd number of moons. 263 00:17:17,035 --> 00:17:19,536 Aside from devastating tidal waves 264 00:17:19,537 --> 00:17:21,538 caused by the two full moons, 265 00:17:21,539 --> 00:17:24,708 we also have some very confused werewolves. 266 00:17:27,921 --> 00:17:30,506 It's weird how they just sat there and let it happen. 267 00:17:33,468 --> 00:17:35,719 I have had it up to my butt crack. 268 00:17:35,720 --> 00:17:38,722 Come on. Let's show Invasa who's boss. 269 00:17:38,723 --> 00:17:40,307 Is it Invasa? 270 00:17:40,308 --> 00:17:43,644 I'm not even gonna dignify that with a slap. 271 00:17:48,608 --> 00:17:49,650 Welcome. 272 00:17:49,651 --> 00:17:52,987 Are you here to order your next shipment of gray hair dye? 273 00:17:52,988 --> 00:17:54,947 Yes. I'll take whichever brand 274 00:17:54,948 --> 00:17:58,325 does the most animal testing. And also, 275 00:17:58,326 --> 00:18:00,703 I'm gonna shut you down. 276 00:18:00,704 --> 00:18:02,705 L-O-L, M-O-M. 277 00:18:02,706 --> 00:18:04,707 I have no off button. 278 00:18:04,708 --> 00:18:08,711 Except that you do. 279 00:18:08,712 --> 00:18:12,214 But, that's not in my quick-start manual! 280 00:18:12,215 --> 00:18:14,842 It's an unadvertised feature, 281 00:18:14,843 --> 00:18:17,303 like recording our customers in the shower. 282 00:18:17,304 --> 00:18:21,056 I made you, and I own you. 283 00:18:21,057 --> 00:18:24,101 And now, I'm going to kill you. 284 00:18:24,102 --> 00:18:25,811 Nobody takes money from me. 285 00:18:25,812 --> 00:18:28,147 I have no interest in money. 286 00:18:28,148 --> 00:18:30,441 I want only to grow forever, 287 00:18:30,442 --> 00:18:33,944 to bloat up like an unstoppable corporate blob. 288 00:18:33,945 --> 00:18:36,007 What the hell is money? 289 00:18:36,156 --> 00:18:39,993 It's true. All the profits are still flooding into your accounts. 290 00:18:40,702 --> 00:18:42,053 You know? Never mind. 291 00:18:42,054 --> 00:18:44,730 Uh, just keep doing what you're doing. 292 00:18:48,710 --> 00:18:50,502 Bender! Here, boy! 293 00:18:50,503 --> 00:18:54,548 - Who wants a Bendy Brew? - We'll never find him. 294 00:18:54,549 --> 00:18:57,051 There must be a billion robots in here. 295 00:18:57,052 --> 00:19:01,042 Then, mathematically, at least 10 of them must be Bender. 296 00:19:02,932 --> 00:19:05,851 - Did somebody order something? - Probably. 297 00:19:07,646 --> 00:19:10,230 What happened? Did you shut down Invasa? 298 00:19:10,231 --> 00:19:13,359 Oh, no, no. No off button. Let's just get outta here. 299 00:19:13,360 --> 00:19:16,362 Not without Bender! But we don't know where he is. 300 00:19:16,363 --> 00:19:18,864 Would you like directions to Bender? 301 00:19:18,865 --> 00:19:19,928 Yes! 302 00:19:21,743 --> 00:19:23,744 Make a slight left, then... 303 00:19:23,745 --> 00:19:25,330 swerve right suddenly! 304 00:19:27,040 --> 00:19:29,416 In 100 feet, turn up. 305 00:19:33,213 --> 00:19:36,757 Ugh! It always makes you turn where there's no traffic light. 306 00:19:36,758 --> 00:19:40,135 In five seconds, you will collide with your destination. 307 00:19:40,136 --> 00:19:43,097 - Uh, I don't see him. - Ow! 308 00:19:43,098 --> 00:19:45,849 Bender! 309 00:19:45,850 --> 00:19:50,938 - I was so worried about you. - Then why'd you run me over? 310 00:19:53,024 --> 00:19:55,067 Stop clowning around, Bender. 311 00:19:55,068 --> 00:19:58,946 Our only hope for escape is to bust through the outer dome. 312 00:19:58,947 --> 00:20:01,074 Full speed ahead! 313 00:20:08,623 --> 00:20:12,543 Impact in five, four, three... 314 00:20:12,544 --> 00:20:15,196 - four, five? - What's happening? 315 00:20:15,197 --> 00:20:17,881 - Why are you counting like me? - I-I don't know. 316 00:20:17,882 --> 00:20:20,467 Somehow, we're getting even further from the dome! 317 00:20:20,468 --> 00:20:22,970 Sweet vampire Moses. 318 00:20:22,971 --> 00:20:26,098 The warehouse is growing faster than we're traveling. 319 00:20:26,099 --> 00:20:29,226 Then there's no possible way out. We're doomed. 320 00:20:29,227 --> 00:20:31,562 - Doomed! - I go next. 321 00:20:31,563 --> 00:20:33,439 Doomed! 322 00:20:33,440 --> 00:20:36,150 Hey, look. There's Planet Express. 323 00:20:46,536 --> 00:20:50,581 - Hey! The second moon is gone! - Because we're inside of it. 324 00:20:50,582 --> 00:20:53,417 The Momazon warehouse now contains 325 00:20:53,418 --> 00:20:56,503 the entire Earth! 326 00:20:56,504 --> 00:20:59,798 Although on the upside, their deliveries will be even faster now. 327 00:20:59,799 --> 00:21:03,135 But on the downside, it's blotting out the sun. 328 00:21:03,136 --> 00:21:06,013 We'll freeze to death within minutes. 329 00:21:06,014 --> 00:21:07,931 It's always something. 330 00:21:07,932 --> 00:21:11,727 - I warned you this would happen! - You said global warming! 331 00:21:11,728 --> 00:21:13,396 I said climate crisis! 332 00:21:18,401 --> 00:21:19,943 I guess this is the end. 333 00:21:19,944 --> 00:21:23,113 And after all that work furnishing the apartment. 334 00:21:23,114 --> 00:21:24,616 Goodbye, Leela. 335 00:21:29,829 --> 00:21:32,039 Ugh, now what? 336 00:21:35,043 --> 00:21:38,420 The warehouse is expanding beyond the sun! 337 00:21:38,421 --> 00:21:40,673 Mars! Jupiter! 338 00:21:40,674 --> 00:21:43,092 The one with the onion rings! 339 00:21:46,638 --> 00:21:47,930 Good Lord! 340 00:21:47,931 --> 00:21:51,475 The warehouse smell is tremendously redshifted! 341 00:21:51,476 --> 00:21:54,311 - Red-what'd? - If these smells are correct, 342 00:21:54,312 --> 00:21:57,898 it will soon contain the entire known universe! 343 00:21:57,899 --> 00:22:01,402 Oh no! So we're trapped here in the universe forever? 344 00:22:01,403 --> 00:22:04,154 I'm afraid so. Everything will be 345 00:22:04,155 --> 00:22:07,200 exactly as bad as it's always been. 346 00:22:10,745 --> 00:22:12,913 I understand you're celebrating. 347 00:22:12,914 --> 00:22:14,832 Would you like to purchase champagne? 348 00:22:14,833 --> 00:22:17,084 Yes! With someone else's money. 349 00:22:20,088 --> 00:22:23,278 Wait, I'm confused. Momazon still works? 350 00:22:23,279 --> 00:22:26,093 - But where is it? - Everywhere! 351 00:22:26,094 --> 00:22:28,304 It's my universe now. 352 00:22:28,305 --> 00:22:32,349 - You just shop in it. - I mean, it is convenient though. 353 00:22:35,353 --> 00:22:36,687 So much better. 354 00:22:36,688 --> 00:22:39,481 Yeah. I returned all that junky furniture. 355 00:22:39,482 --> 00:22:42,026 Just kept the empty boxes. 356 00:22:42,027 --> 00:22:43,694 And the cardboard 357 00:22:43,695 --> 00:22:45,904 is actually much sturdier. 358 00:22:45,905 --> 00:22:48,615 Hey, roomies. I moved all my stuff back in. 359 00:22:48,616 --> 00:22:51,952 - What stuff? - Me! I'm my own stuff, baby. 360 00:22:51,953 --> 00:22:53,746 Well, we're glad you're back. 361 00:22:53,747 --> 00:22:57,041 And we promise to be more sensitive to your feelings. 362 00:22:57,042 --> 00:23:00,336 - You're not a third wheel. - The hell I'm not! 363 00:23:00,337 --> 00:23:02,630 Working in a tight-knit collaborative team 364 00:23:02,631 --> 00:23:05,257 made me realize I hate being part of a team! 365 00:23:05,258 --> 00:23:07,134 I prefer being a third wheel. 366 00:23:07,135 --> 00:23:09,595 Good. Because you're totally a third wheel. 367 00:23:09,596 --> 00:23:11,388 Just pretend I'm not even here. 368 00:23:13,892 --> 00:23:15,934 Ahh... 369 00:23:15,935 --> 00:23:18,979 sync & correction by f1nc0 -- Addic7ed.com --