1 00:00:12,433 --> 00:00:15,013 _ 2 00:00:34,779 --> 00:00:37,964 sync & correction by f1nc0 -- Addic7ed.com -- 3 00:00:42,254 --> 00:00:45,089 Congratulations, fellow citizens! 4 00:00:45,090 --> 00:00:48,467 3023 will go down in history 5 00:00:48,468 --> 00:00:52,138 as the year we triumphed over COVID-19! 6 00:00:55,142 --> 00:00:58,394 We interrupt the triumph over COVID-19 7 00:00:58,395 --> 00:01:03,065 - for a special report. A new virus... - Oh, for Pete's sake. 8 00:01:03,066 --> 00:01:05,985 A new virus dubbed EXPLOVID-23 9 00:01:05,986 --> 00:01:09,864 has broken out among the mutants who dwell beneath New New York. 10 00:01:09,865 --> 00:01:13,242 Symptoms include blinding, uncontrollable anger! 11 00:01:13,243 --> 00:01:16,078 As well as a mild cough, which I don't have. I'm fine. 12 00:01:16,079 --> 00:01:18,873 A complete travel ban to and from the sewers 13 00:01:18,874 --> 00:01:22,835 is being enforced by the city's fattest police officers. 14 00:01:22,836 --> 00:01:25,838 Bye, Mom! Bye, Dad! Love ya! 15 00:01:25,839 --> 00:01:29,529 - Feh. Always with the love. - We already hugged you. 16 00:01:29,530 --> 00:01:30,926 Now, we gotta talk about it? 17 00:01:33,388 --> 00:01:36,355 Sorry I'm late. What? 18 00:01:38,269 --> 00:01:41,605 Let's move, you sofa snails! We've got a delivery! 19 00:01:47,027 --> 00:01:48,986 And now, I'm proud to present 20 00:01:48,987 --> 00:01:51,030 the city's highest award, 21 00:01:51,031 --> 00:01:53,824 the key to the Times Square liquor cabinet, 22 00:01:53,825 --> 00:01:57,036 to the super-spreader of truth himself, 23 00:01:57,037 --> 00:01:59,872 Bill Nye, the Science Head! 24 00:02:01,166 --> 00:02:04,710 Congratulations, Mr. Science. 25 00:02:04,711 --> 00:02:07,505 Let me just bend that mic for you. 26 00:02:08,840 --> 00:02:11,926 Thank you for this tremendously dubious honor. 27 00:02:11,927 --> 00:02:13,532 After what seemed like 28 00:02:13,533 --> 00:02:16,889 - a thousand years of COVID... - But was actually more! 29 00:02:16,890 --> 00:02:20,518 ... I declare the pandemic to be officially over. 30 00:02:27,651 --> 00:02:30,194 Ugh. Watch where ya's coughin', bow tie! 31 00:02:30,195 --> 00:02:33,072 - Ow-zers! - For crying out loud! 32 00:02:36,910 --> 00:02:41,205 I'm using the principles of aerodynamics to get the hell outta here! 33 00:02:46,586 --> 00:02:48,546 Do it again! 34 00:02:50,424 --> 00:02:53,342 An anger pandemic? Not to point fingers, 35 00:02:53,343 --> 00:02:57,680 - but Leela's spreading it. - I am not, you jerks! 36 00:02:57,681 --> 00:03:00,600 I'm just running a couple degrees angrier than normal. 37 00:03:01,601 --> 00:03:03,853 Good news, infecter-inos! 38 00:03:03,854 --> 00:03:06,814 I've developed a test to see who's got the virus 39 00:03:06,815 --> 00:03:09,108 and who's just naturally mean. 40 00:03:09,109 --> 00:03:12,320 You simply jam this Q-tip up your nose... 41 00:03:14,239 --> 00:03:16,449 ...way, way up your nose, 42 00:03:16,450 --> 00:03:20,453 - and collect a brain matter sample. - That looks kinda fun. 43 00:03:20,454 --> 00:03:22,705 I can't wait to do it hundreds of times! 44 00:03:22,706 --> 00:03:27,168 Now, we wait for a line to appear under the two control dots. 45 00:03:27,169 --> 00:03:29,754 If the line curves up, you're fine. 46 00:03:30,756 --> 00:03:32,257 Huzzah! 47 00:03:33,508 --> 00:03:36,260 Here goes nothin'. 48 00:03:45,020 --> 00:03:46,812 This can't be right, Professor! 49 00:03:46,813 --> 00:03:49,398 Your test stinks, and so does your ugly face! 50 00:03:49,399 --> 00:03:53,194 - Oh no! She's got it! - Quarantine her in the angry dome! 51 00:03:57,157 --> 00:04:00,284 Stupid, stinkin', lousy, no good, son of a... 52 00:04:02,537 --> 00:04:05,414 While we don't yet know how the virus spreads, 53 00:04:05,415 --> 00:04:07,792 we do know it's anger-based. 54 00:04:07,793 --> 00:04:11,128 I am therefore issuing an executive aroo 55 00:04:11,129 --> 00:04:13,673 that everyone wear a mask over their ears 56 00:04:13,674 --> 00:04:16,884 to prevent the transmission of upsetting remarks. 57 00:04:16,885 --> 00:04:18,636 Agnew! Come! 58 00:04:22,641 --> 00:04:24,017 Mr. President, how could this 59 00:04:24,018 --> 00:04:26,425 - possibly be of the slightest... - Thanks, fellas. 60 00:04:26,460 --> 00:04:30,982 Since I don't hear any questions, this prrress conference is adjourned! 61 00:04:30,983 --> 00:04:35,152 Out of an abundance of caution, all work will henceforth go remote 62 00:04:35,153 --> 00:04:37,405 using a new app called Gloom. 63 00:04:38,241 --> 00:04:42,576 In some ways, it will be better. Especially for those of us with families. 64 00:04:45,330 --> 00:04:48,124 Dwight, stop Gloom-bombing your dad's meeting! 65 00:04:48,125 --> 00:04:50,126 And put on some britches! 66 00:04:50,127 --> 00:04:53,462 Hey, LaBarbara. How's your grandma? She improvin'? 67 00:04:53,463 --> 00:04:56,173 - Yeah, she doin' alright. - Give her my best. 68 00:04:56,174 --> 00:04:58,926 I'm having trouble with my... Anybody hear... 69 00:04:58,927 --> 00:05:01,595 Wi-Fi issues... hungry. 70 00:05:01,596 --> 00:05:04,181 Bender, you idiot! 71 00:05:04,182 --> 00:05:07,810 - Do you have to eat those now?! - I don't have to eat anything ever. 72 00:05:08,979 --> 00:05:13,107 - I'm warning you! - What are you gonna do? 73 00:05:13,108 --> 00:05:15,234 Hi...yah! 74 00:05:15,235 --> 00:05:19,864 - Wow, this technology's come a long way. - I actually like working on Gloom. 75 00:05:19,865 --> 00:05:21,950 These hair filters save a ton of time. 76 00:05:25,078 --> 00:05:28,122 - Uh-wha... - Professor, you're a teddy bear! 77 00:05:28,123 --> 00:05:30,791 I assure you I am not. 78 00:05:30,792 --> 00:05:32,793 Aw... 79 00:05:32,794 --> 00:05:36,505 Is this the Gloom room where I can refill my prescriptions? 80 00:05:36,506 --> 00:05:41,218 - No! This is a delivery company! - Can you deliver my prescriptions? 81 00:05:41,219 --> 00:05:45,139 We could, but we won't! Oh, this is a dismal failure. 82 00:05:45,140 --> 00:05:47,892 Everyone report to the office in person. 83 00:05:47,893 --> 00:05:51,562 But, Professor! That is a violation of health and safety standards. 84 00:05:51,563 --> 00:05:55,316 Everything we do is a violation of health and safety standards! 85 00:05:55,317 --> 00:05:57,068 Just wear a mask! 86 00:06:00,489 --> 00:06:03,407 We are dealing with a highly contagious virus, 87 00:06:03,408 --> 00:06:06,243 so we'll need to practice hygiene theater. 88 00:06:11,500 --> 00:06:15,378 You know, I heard there's not really even a virus at all. 89 00:06:15,379 --> 00:06:18,214 It's just a big hoax, like the moon landing. 90 00:06:18,215 --> 00:06:22,051 You were on the moon last week! You grew up on Mars! 91 00:06:22,052 --> 00:06:24,178 That's what they want you to think! 92 00:06:24,179 --> 00:06:27,223 Ugh. Enough with the conspiracy theories, people! 93 00:06:27,224 --> 00:06:30,476 Let's look at the facts. Irrational rage, 94 00:06:30,477 --> 00:06:34,814 spread through saliva and spit, constant angry moaning. 95 00:06:34,815 --> 00:06:36,899 It's all the classic symptoms... 96 00:06:36,900 --> 00:06:38,693 of zombie-ism! 97 00:06:38,694 --> 00:06:40,653 No way! 98 00:06:40,654 --> 00:06:44,615 That's completely unscientific, Hermes. EXPLOVID victims 99 00:06:44,616 --> 00:06:48,035 move at way too normal a speed to be zombies. 100 00:06:48,036 --> 00:06:50,413 There are all speeds of zombies out there! 101 00:06:50,414 --> 00:06:53,332 Fast ones. Slow ones. Brisk shufflers. 102 00:06:53,333 --> 00:06:55,751 But the cure is always the same. 103 00:06:55,752 --> 00:06:57,837 - Voodoo. - Balderdash! 104 00:06:57,838 --> 00:07:01,674 People stopped believing in voodoo back in Fry's time. 105 00:07:01,675 --> 00:07:04,176 But voodoo didn't stop believing in them. 106 00:07:04,177 --> 00:07:06,178 Voodoo may not be well understood, 107 00:07:06,179 --> 00:07:09,890 - but it gets results. - You know what else gets results? 108 00:07:09,891 --> 00:07:12,453 Public ridicule. 109 00:07:14,438 --> 00:07:17,023 And yet, there are zombies. 110 00:07:19,026 --> 00:07:23,070 Oh shoot. I forgot to pick up a goat! 111 00:07:23,071 --> 00:07:26,774 Dwight, go across the hall and borrow goat from Mrs. Wilson. 112 00:07:26,950 --> 00:07:29,577 Pack your bags. We are going to New New Orleans. 113 00:07:29,578 --> 00:07:32,872 - For Mardi Gras? - No. Well, I mean, 114 00:07:32,873 --> 00:07:35,333 it happens to be Mardi Gras, but that's beside the point! 115 00:07:35,334 --> 00:07:38,878 I believe there are people there who could defeat this virus with... 116 00:07:38,879 --> 00:07:40,212 voodoo. 117 00:07:41,506 --> 00:07:44,508 Dwight, go to your room right now! 118 00:07:44,509 --> 00:07:48,304 You are messin' with powers you don't understand, husband. 119 00:07:48,305 --> 00:07:51,132 - But I do! - Then come with me, woman! 120 00:07:51,725 --> 00:07:55,728 You must listen to me 'cause I grew up in a voodoo family, 121 00:07:55,729 --> 00:08:00,901 and zombie-ism killed my father! Then brought him back to life! 122 00:08:01,360 --> 00:08:04,362 Me don't want anymore to do with that world. 123 00:08:04,363 --> 00:08:05,780 Then I'll have to seek out 124 00:08:05,781 --> 00:08:08,449 these practitioners of the dark arts on my own. 125 00:08:08,450 --> 00:08:11,702 Hopefully, they are near that place with the good beignets. 126 00:08:11,703 --> 00:08:15,998 Be very careful, husband, and promise me one thing. 127 00:08:15,999 --> 00:08:17,541 If you survive, 128 00:08:17,542 --> 00:08:20,415 you gonna bring me back some of them beignets! 129 00:08:29,930 --> 00:08:32,557 What? It's my emotional support gun. 130 00:08:33,308 --> 00:08:36,018 Which section, sir? Business or fighting? 131 00:08:36,019 --> 00:08:38,897 - Uh, the first one. - Right this way. 132 00:08:39,940 --> 00:08:42,233 - Hand sanitizer? - No thanks. 133 00:08:42,234 --> 00:08:46,112 Eh, more for me. 134 00:08:46,113 --> 00:08:47,488 Ma'am? Ma'am? 135 00:08:47,489 --> 00:08:50,032 Please, don't jam your husband into the overhead bin. 136 00:08:50,033 --> 00:08:52,660 Don't you tell my wife how to jam me into things! 137 00:08:52,661 --> 00:08:55,788 I know my rights. I'm recording you! 138 00:08:55,789 --> 00:08:59,667 And I'm recording you for recording him without permission! 139 00:09:05,215 --> 00:09:08,009 As your mayor, I'm proud to announce 140 00:09:08,010 --> 00:09:10,511 that our city's most prominent egghead 141 00:09:10,512 --> 00:09:12,972 has developed a vaccine that will end 142 00:09:12,973 --> 00:09:16,058 my terrible poll numbers once and for all! 143 00:09:17,363 --> 00:09:21,564 Quite so. Thanks to cutting-edge RNA technology, 144 00:09:21,565 --> 00:09:25,151 my vaccine is as potent as it is untested. 145 00:09:25,152 --> 00:09:28,154 Ha! My essentially identical vaccine 146 00:09:28,155 --> 00:09:31,741 - is far superior! - Wernstrom. 147 00:09:31,742 --> 00:09:35,594 - It's a two-shot regimen. - Oh, yeah? Well, mine's three, 148 00:09:35,629 --> 00:09:38,205 and it makes your shoulder sore for a month! 149 00:09:38,206 --> 00:09:40,666 Mine makes your arm shrivel and fall off! 150 00:09:40,667 --> 00:09:44,045 Big deal! Mine comes with a futuristic way 151 00:09:44,046 --> 00:09:47,632 of knowing exactly who's been vaccinated and who hasn't, 152 00:09:47,633 --> 00:09:51,303 a small scrap of easily lost paper. 153 00:09:56,892 --> 00:10:00,646 I made your favorite, Leela. Chicken-shaped steak! 154 00:10:02,356 --> 00:10:05,024 "Wow, this is great, Fry!" 155 00:10:05,025 --> 00:10:08,110 Is what I'd say if this pan sauce weren't so bland! 156 00:10:08,111 --> 00:10:11,447 Yeah, well, I know that's just the virus talking. 157 00:10:11,448 --> 00:10:13,909 How's the cream pie? 158 00:10:14,910 --> 00:10:18,412 Scoop Chang, New New Yorker Crossword Puzzle editor, Smartwatch Edition. 159 00:10:18,413 --> 00:10:20,539 Dr. Wernstrom, what do you say to reports 160 00:10:20,540 --> 00:10:23,209 your vaccine has the side effect of magnetism? 161 00:10:23,210 --> 00:10:25,711 That's a feature, not a bug. 162 00:10:27,255 --> 00:10:31,384 Linda, Morbo and Linda. According to an anonymous internet post, 163 00:10:31,385 --> 00:10:34,136 your anti-anger vaccine causes sterility. 164 00:10:34,137 --> 00:10:36,931 - Care to comment? - The sterility is essential! 165 00:10:36,932 --> 00:10:39,850 Studies show that kids are what make people angriest! 166 00:10:39,851 --> 00:10:41,352 Everyone hates kids! 167 00:10:43,522 --> 00:10:45,606 Am I the only journalist here 168 00:10:45,607 --> 00:10:49,652 - who even bothered to bring my own facts? - Dr. Banjo! 169 00:10:49,653 --> 00:10:52,363 Yes, the Dr. Banjo 170 00:10:52,364 --> 00:10:56,325 of The Dr. Banjo Experience Podcast Experience Hour. 171 00:10:56,326 --> 00:10:59,662 Professor Farnsworth, how do you respond to rumors I'm starting 172 00:10:59,663 --> 00:11:04,333 - that there are 5G chips in your vaccine? - I would simply reassure you 173 00:11:04,334 --> 00:11:06,127 that the 5G chips are safe 174 00:11:06,128 --> 00:11:08,462 and purely for surveillance purposes. 175 00:11:08,463 --> 00:11:10,298 Dear God! 176 00:11:10,299 --> 00:11:14,802 But that's how it works! The 5G chips track the virus particles, 177 00:11:14,803 --> 00:11:17,096 so the space lasers can shoot them. 178 00:11:17,097 --> 00:11:19,473 Keep that quackery away from me! 179 00:11:31,903 --> 00:11:36,574 - May I take your tray, ma'am? - No, you may not take my dang tray! 180 00:11:36,575 --> 00:11:39,535 Ow! Why do we have to serve shish kabob? 181 00:11:39,536 --> 00:11:41,704 Hey, don't make me come back there! 182 00:11:41,705 --> 00:11:44,707 - Sir, please go back to your seat. - I'm the captain! 183 00:11:44,708 --> 00:11:47,168 Don't you pull rank with me, flyboy! 184 00:11:47,169 --> 00:11:51,347 - Sit your tushy down, and drive this thing. - Tushy my ass! 185 00:12:02,017 --> 00:12:03,897 This is the captain speaking. 186 00:12:03,898 --> 00:12:05,898 Passengers fighting in the window seats will notice 187 00:12:05,922 --> 00:12:08,606 we're careening past scenic Lake Pontchartrain. 188 00:12:19,159 --> 00:12:22,078 Help... I can't move my legs... 189 00:12:22,079 --> 00:12:23,913 Ooh! I smell gumbo! 190 00:12:49,231 --> 00:12:52,233 Hello, madam. Is this the Voodoo HQ? 191 00:12:52,234 --> 00:12:55,820 - Shh. You do voodoo? - You misconstrue. 192 00:12:55,821 --> 00:12:59,532 - Who do voodoo at the HQ? - Entendu. 193 00:12:59,533 --> 00:13:05,037 - But such information won't come cheap. - I found this quarter outside. 194 00:13:05,038 --> 00:13:07,456 Don't worry. I wiped off most of the vomit. 195 00:13:09,334 --> 00:13:11,669 Then let us consult the tarot. 196 00:13:15,173 --> 00:13:17,883 The Key of Bones, 197 00:13:17,884 --> 00:13:19,719 the Hanging Man, 198 00:13:19,720 --> 00:13:23,347 the Man Being Crushed by a Big Beignet, 199 00:13:23,348 --> 00:13:26,934 and the Man Being Beaten by the Saints Mascot. 200 00:13:26,935 --> 00:13:31,439 - Which path do you choose? - Hm. 201 00:13:31,440 --> 00:13:35,651 - What's in that pot under the hanging guy? - Boiling gumbo. 202 00:13:35,652 --> 00:13:37,236 I'll start with the gumbo. 203 00:13:40,365 --> 00:13:43,409 - Hit me. - Bam! 204 00:13:47,122 --> 00:13:50,499 Mm. Kinda mild. Guess I'll try this one instead. 205 00:13:52,794 --> 00:13:58,299 This damned pandemic would be over if only people would take my vaccine. 206 00:13:58,300 --> 00:14:02,429 - Why is everyone but me so stupid?! - Splah. 207 00:14:02,464 --> 00:14:05,181 Because everyone but you uses social media! 208 00:14:05,182 --> 00:14:09,185 These vaccine fascists are taking away our freedom! 209 00:14:09,186 --> 00:14:13,022 I might as well be in a cage at the zoo, like my aunt! 210 00:14:13,023 --> 00:14:16,985 This confounded mask is destroying my lungs. 211 00:14:19,321 --> 00:14:23,824 All this misinformation on Facebag is tearing us apart. 212 00:14:23,825 --> 00:14:25,785 I wonder who's posting it. 213 00:14:31,208 --> 00:14:34,877 - What else should I post, Dad? - Who cares? The crazier the better. 214 00:14:34,878 --> 00:14:37,672 Tell 'em worm medicine helps! 215 00:14:37,673 --> 00:14:40,883 Those poor, easily manipulated fools. 216 00:14:40,884 --> 00:14:45,012 - Soon, our time to invade will draw near! - Sounds fun. 217 00:14:45,013 --> 00:14:48,140 I'll pack my scream-canceling headphones. 218 00:14:48,141 --> 00:14:51,185 Lousy, rotten, tiny angry dome! 219 00:14:51,186 --> 00:14:54,438 Leela? I'm really sorry. I tried shoving these 220 00:14:54,439 --> 00:14:57,066 flowers where you said, but I just couldn't manage it. 221 00:14:57,067 --> 00:15:00,569 - Please take them. - Don't come any closer, you dope! 222 00:15:00,570 --> 00:15:03,712 - You'll get sick and probably beat up. - I don't care. 223 00:15:03,747 --> 00:15:07,535 I can't stand being apart any longer! I'm coming in. 224 00:15:22,718 --> 00:15:25,553 That fortune teller must have been jerking my chicken! 225 00:15:25,554 --> 00:15:27,805 There's nothing here! 226 00:15:27,806 --> 00:15:30,078 Nothing but us bones, mon ami. 227 00:15:30,079 --> 00:15:34,687 Sweet andouille of St. Louis! A robot made of bones! 228 00:15:34,688 --> 00:15:37,023 Je m'appelle Bonebot. 229 00:15:37,024 --> 00:15:41,444 Been bones-keepin' this boneyard for three bone-dred years. 230 00:15:41,445 --> 00:15:44,697 Oh good! Because I am on a bone-related errand. 231 00:15:44,698 --> 00:15:47,992 I'm looking for a secret bone key to the Voodoo HQ. 232 00:15:47,993 --> 00:15:51,412 Huh. I ain't never seen no bone key. 233 00:15:51,413 --> 00:15:53,915 Have you checked that prominently displayed skull? 234 00:15:57,669 --> 00:16:01,172 Well, huh. Guess I never really done looked 'round the place. 235 00:16:01,173 --> 00:16:03,591 Probably 'cause I got no eyes. 236 00:16:03,592 --> 00:16:06,093 Come on! I'll give you a ride. 237 00:16:11,933 --> 00:16:14,685 Go on and git from here, gar fish! 238 00:16:18,148 --> 00:16:21,901 That eighth bowl of gumbo may have been a mistake. 239 00:16:21,902 --> 00:16:25,196 No amount of gumbo's a mistake, mon ami. 240 00:16:25,197 --> 00:16:29,742 Water's always choppy in there here parts on account of the force field levees. 241 00:16:32,079 --> 00:16:35,206 Y'all see a dugong from Macon, run him down! 242 00:16:35,207 --> 00:16:37,958 He absconded with my daughter's dowry. 243 00:16:48,720 --> 00:16:52,807 This place gimme the heebie-jeebies, and not the boogie-woogie kind! 244 00:16:52,808 --> 00:16:56,519 - You're literally made of bones! - And I aim to keep it that way! 245 00:16:56,520 --> 00:16:58,730 Bon voyage! 246 00:17:11,410 --> 00:17:12,576 Wh-Who goes there? 247 00:17:16,081 --> 00:17:20,710 - Barbados Slim?! - People Magazine's Sexiest Man Alive. 248 00:17:20,711 --> 00:17:24,630 Come in, Hermes! Make yourself feel inadequate. 249 00:17:34,599 --> 00:17:37,101 Tonight, Earth is under attack. 250 00:17:37,102 --> 00:17:41,105 Alien invaders have taken advantage of our planet's internal divisions 251 00:17:41,106 --> 00:17:43,274 to launch an all-out assault. 252 00:17:43,275 --> 00:17:46,360 Die, you disgusting freak! 253 00:17:46,361 --> 00:17:51,025 I just hope I kill you before those invaders do. 254 00:17:51,658 --> 00:17:56,078 - All hope is lost. Morbo? - They must be destroyed! 255 00:17:56,079 --> 00:17:58,706 Both sides must be destroyed! 256 00:17:58,707 --> 00:18:02,209 I am so sick of you! 257 00:18:02,210 --> 00:18:03,627 Help! 258 00:18:03,628 --> 00:18:06,213 You're the head of the Voodoo HQ? 259 00:18:06,214 --> 00:18:08,883 - I can't believe it! - Believe it, man. 260 00:18:08,884 --> 00:18:13,137 Me studied with the best of the best. She goes by the name of... 261 00:18:13,138 --> 00:18:15,222 LaBarbara. 262 00:18:15,223 --> 00:18:17,350 And she was good at voodoo, too. 263 00:18:19,603 --> 00:18:22,897 You stay away from her! She's married to me now! 264 00:18:22,898 --> 00:18:25,316 You two are mostly ancient history. 265 00:18:25,317 --> 00:18:28,027 History has a way of repeating itself, brother. 266 00:18:28,028 --> 00:18:32,782 - Now, what brings you here? - The virus. I believe voodoo 267 00:18:32,783 --> 00:18:34,825 might be the only thing that can fight it. 268 00:18:34,826 --> 00:18:36,285 Well, that much is obvious. 269 00:18:36,286 --> 00:18:39,288 I thought it might be a form of demonic possession, 270 00:18:39,289 --> 00:18:43,042 - but the tests came back negative. - But consider this. 271 00:18:43,043 --> 00:18:46,879 My theory is the virus is a type of zombie-ism! 272 00:18:46,880 --> 00:18:49,090 Sweet potatoes of Barbados! 273 00:18:49,091 --> 00:18:52,009 You don't see a lot of angry, shouting zombies, 274 00:18:52,010 --> 00:18:53,970 but it would explain a lot. 275 00:18:53,971 --> 00:18:57,264 Hermes, you may have cracked this coconut. 276 00:18:57,265 --> 00:18:59,892 Stop naming foods! Gettin' hungry again. 277 00:18:59,893 --> 00:19:04,855 Sadly, curing zombie-ism is the kind of voodoo I don't do. 278 00:19:04,856 --> 00:19:07,358 There's only one person with that expertise, 279 00:19:07,359 --> 00:19:09,402 and I'm afraid... 280 00:19:09,403 --> 00:19:13,322 Afraid she might be too sexually attracted to you to think straight? 281 00:19:13,323 --> 00:19:16,158 - Well, you're mostly right. - LaBarbara?! 282 00:19:16,159 --> 00:19:18,995 Hermes, I couldn't let you do this alone. 283 00:19:18,996 --> 00:19:22,416 You were brave to come here, and I love you. 284 00:19:22,958 --> 00:19:27,920 - Well, hello, Barbados. - But, how did you find us here? 285 00:19:27,921 --> 00:19:30,423 And why do you have a key to Barbados' place? 286 00:19:30,424 --> 00:19:34,302 - Eh, that's not important. - I've also got a key to your place. 287 00:19:34,303 --> 00:19:39,432 - Also not important. - Come! Follow me to the inner sanctum. 288 00:19:46,690 --> 00:19:50,568 What dark, well-lit sorcery is this? 289 00:20:02,706 --> 00:20:04,480 People of Earth! 290 00:20:04,566 --> 00:20:08,502 I am Lrrr, ruler of the planet Omicron Persei 8! 291 00:20:08,503 --> 00:20:10,421 Excuse me. 292 00:20:10,422 --> 00:20:14,383 I shall rule mercilessly over your weak and divided... 293 00:20:15,636 --> 00:20:18,012 That's odd. I've never sneezed before. 294 00:20:18,013 --> 00:20:21,932 - I don't even have a nose. - Me neither. 295 00:20:21,933 --> 00:20:25,144 Stop interrupting me while I'm trying to dominate these people! 296 00:20:25,145 --> 00:20:27,772 You couldn't dominate a bowl of fudge! 297 00:20:27,773 --> 00:20:29,857 Although you sure try! 298 00:20:29,858 --> 00:20:31,651 - Oh yeah? - Oh! 299 00:20:31,652 --> 00:20:33,569 It's better than that flavor-free dessert 300 00:20:33,570 --> 00:20:35,330 - that you serve. Is that right? 301 00:20:36,323 --> 00:20:38,616 Oh, it's just as I feared. 302 00:20:38,617 --> 00:20:43,120 The virus has mutated with Omicronium NDNDNA. 303 00:20:43,121 --> 00:20:47,958 - It's a highly contagious Omicron variant. - You're a contagious variant! 304 00:20:48,960 --> 00:20:52,421 Go back where you came from, you Omi-clods. 305 00:20:53,674 --> 00:20:56,300 Everyone is so angry. 306 00:20:56,301 --> 00:20:59,971 - Especially me! - Ow! My schnookus! 307 00:21:04,977 --> 00:21:07,979 Kill all humans! Kill all humans! 308 00:21:07,980 --> 00:21:11,524 - Can robots even get the virus? - What virus? 309 00:21:14,027 --> 00:21:17,196 Now, the key is to produce a voodoo potion 310 00:21:17,197 --> 00:21:20,157 that tricks the body into thinking it has the virus, 311 00:21:20,158 --> 00:21:22,868 but without actually gettin' the disease. 312 00:21:22,869 --> 00:21:26,831 Aha! So, the immune system falls under its spell 313 00:21:26,832 --> 00:21:30,251 and produces anti-jujus that attack the spike protein, 314 00:21:30,252 --> 00:21:34,630 - thus inoculating against future infection. - Precisely. 315 00:21:34,631 --> 00:21:37,925 You got some serious mental pecs, husband. 316 00:21:37,926 --> 00:21:40,052 My second favorite kind. 317 00:21:41,305 --> 00:21:42,805 Hey, cut that out! 318 00:21:42,806 --> 00:21:45,100 Why didn't I get a wink for my mental pecs? 319 00:21:45,934 --> 00:21:48,311 Now, we gonna need an animal sacrifice. 320 00:21:48,312 --> 00:21:52,369 - I-I mean, um, test subject. - Not me. 321 00:21:52,404 --> 00:21:55,276 - I'm too angry! - Don't worry, man. 322 00:21:55,277 --> 00:21:59,989 - The doll won't feel a thing. - Ow! My calculator arm! 323 00:21:59,990 --> 00:22:01,907 I just hope it's got the mojo 324 00:22:01,908 --> 00:22:05,786 to defeat this anger virus. Come, let's run a test. 325 00:22:09,541 --> 00:22:13,502 Hm. I just feel a normal, easy-to-repress rage. 326 00:22:13,503 --> 00:22:17,048 Then, perhaps we should test it a bit more thoroughly. 327 00:22:18,508 --> 00:22:19,967 That's enough testing! 328 00:22:20,762 --> 00:22:24,472 Voodoo shots! Freshly conjured voodoo shots! 329 00:22:24,473 --> 00:22:25,974 Ow! 330 00:22:30,312 --> 00:22:34,440 Can you assure me there is absolutely no science in this vaccine? 331 00:22:34,441 --> 00:22:38,319 Nothing but 100% Louisiana swamp voodoo. 332 00:22:43,241 --> 00:22:44,950 Ouchie! 333 00:22:44,951 --> 00:22:49,455 - I was, uh, promised a lollipop. - Uh, here. 334 00:22:49,456 --> 00:22:52,458 Mm, tastes a bit like wig glue. 335 00:22:52,459 --> 00:22:55,336 What a bunch of mumbo gumbo! 336 00:22:55,337 --> 00:22:57,755 Anything I can't understand is fake! 337 00:22:57,756 --> 00:22:58,839 Ooh! 338 00:23:02,594 --> 00:23:06,389 Ahh, that's better. Hermes, my friend. 339 00:23:06,390 --> 00:23:10,309 I owe you an apology for being so anti-voodoo. 340 00:23:10,310 --> 00:23:13,145 It may seem bat-whack crazy to a layman, 341 00:23:13,146 --> 00:23:15,648 but I see now that voodoo methods 342 00:23:15,649 --> 00:23:18,985 are built on centuries of brilliant scholarship. 343 00:23:18,986 --> 00:23:22,363 It's okay, Professor. And it's understandable. 344 00:23:22,364 --> 00:23:25,741 After all, any sufficiently advanced magic 345 00:23:25,742 --> 00:23:29,036 is indistinguishable from science. 346 00:23:31,540 --> 00:23:34,041 Ahh yeah... 347 00:23:37,087 --> 00:23:40,090 sync & correction by f1nc0 -- Addic7ed.com --