1 00:00:04,337 --> 00:00:06,854 What do you think of the view, Fry? 2 00:00:06,923 --> 00:00:09,234 It really puts things in perspective. 3 00:00:09,303 --> 00:00:11,577 I mean, from up here, an entire world 4 00:00:11,647 --> 00:00:13,544 can seem utterly insignificant. 5 00:00:13,612 --> 00:00:14,853 [ Splat ] 6 00:00:51,302 --> 00:00:52,543 [ Bender ] Hey, nice seats. 7 00:00:52,613 --> 00:00:54,716 We're close enough that when you 8 00:00:54,784 --> 00:00:57,577 knock a player down with a beer bottle, he stays down. 9 00:00:57,647 --> 00:00:58,750 I don't get this. 10 00:00:58,820 --> 00:01:01,302 Is blernsball exactly the same as baseball? 11 00:01:01,372 --> 00:01:02,958 Baseball? God forbid. 12 00:01:03,027 --> 00:01:07,165 Face it, Fry. Baseball was as boring as Mom and apple pie. 13 00:01:07,234 --> 00:01:09,198 That's why they jazzed it up. 14 00:01:09,267 --> 00:01:11,234 Boring? Baseball wasn't... 15 00:01:11,303 --> 00:01:13,612 Hmm, so they finally jazzed it up. 16 00:01:17,716 --> 00:01:18,750 Home run! 17 00:01:18,820 --> 00:01:20,198 [ Laughing ] Yay, yay! 18 00:01:20,267 --> 00:01:21,613 Right? 19 00:01:22,853 --> 00:01:23,716 Ugh. 20 00:01:23,785 --> 00:01:26,026 [ Groaning ] 21 00:01:26,095 --> 00:01:27,061 Out. 22 00:01:27,130 --> 00:01:28,853 [ Crowd ] Yeah! Yay! 23 00:01:28,922 --> 00:01:30,958 What just happened? 24 00:01:31,026 --> 00:01:33,061 Why is the ball on that sproingy thing? 25 00:01:33,130 --> 00:01:35,371 It's traditional, just like aluminum bats 26 00:01:35,440 --> 00:01:36,922 and the seventh-inning grope. 27 00:01:41,233 --> 00:01:43,233 Hey, hey, hey! 28 00:01:43,303 --> 00:01:45,958 I got me a souvenir. 29 00:01:46,026 --> 00:01:48,750 Aw, here you go, kid. 30 00:01:48,820 --> 00:01:50,130 [ Grunts ] 31 00:01:54,647 --> 00:01:57,475 I'd like a jumbo squid log, please. 32 00:01:57,543 --> 00:01:59,233 We don't sell those. 33 00:01:59,303 --> 00:02:00,543 All right, all right. 34 00:02:00,613 --> 00:02:02,957 Let me have one of your young on a roll. 35 00:02:03,026 --> 00:02:04,234 We're out of rolls. 36 00:02:04,303 --> 00:02:08,303 Fine. Just give me something crawling with parasites. 37 00:02:08,371 --> 00:02:10,888 [ Admiring Growl ] 38 00:02:10,958 --> 00:02:12,096 Hmm. 39 00:02:12,165 --> 00:02:14,165 At least hot dogs haven't changed. 40 00:02:14,233 --> 00:02:16,060 Hey, buddies, who wants popcorn? 41 00:02:16,130 --> 00:02:18,130 Oh, I'll have some.Oh, yeah. Popcorn. 42 00:02:18,198 --> 00:02:20,060 [ Corn Popping ] 43 00:02:21,303 --> 00:02:24,853 Anyone want butter on that? 44 00:02:24,923 --> 00:02:27,991 Hey, I'm starting to get the hang of this game. 45 00:02:28,060 --> 00:02:29,371 The blerns are loaded 46 00:02:29,441 --> 00:02:31,475 the count's three blerns and two anti-blerns 47 00:02:31,543 --> 00:02:34,096 and the infield blern rule is in effect. Right? 48 00:02:34,165 --> 00:02:37,060 Except for the word "blern," that was complete gibberish. 49 00:02:37,130 --> 00:02:38,613 [ Crowd Gasps ] 50 00:02:41,785 --> 00:02:42,820 [ Cheering ] 51 00:02:42,888 --> 00:02:44,475 [ Announcer ] Multi-ball! 52 00:02:44,543 --> 00:02:46,130 Multi-ball! 53 00:02:48,820 --> 00:02:50,681 Blern! 54 00:02:50,750 --> 00:02:58,198 Bler-r-r-rn! 55 00:03:00,336 --> 00:03:03,096 All right! Yes! 56 00:03:03,165 --> 00:03:06,543 Miller's on a pace to hit 70 blerns. 57 00:03:06,613 --> 00:03:10,060 He's good all right, but he's no Clem Johnson. 58 00:03:10,130 --> 00:03:12,613 And Johnson played back in the days 59 00:03:12,681 --> 00:03:14,406 before steroid injections were mandatory. 60 00:03:14,475 --> 00:03:16,165 Clem Johnson?! 61 00:03:16,233 --> 00:03:19,888 That sack of skin wouldn't have lasted one pitch in the old robot leagues. 62 00:03:19,958 --> 00:03:22,303 Now, wireless Joe Jackson-- 63 00:03:22,371 --> 00:03:25,233 There was a blern-hitting machine. 64 00:03:25,303 --> 00:03:28,026 Exactly, he was a machine designed to hit blerns. 65 00:03:28,096 --> 00:03:30,303 I mean, come on, wireless Joe was nothing 66 00:03:30,371 --> 00:03:32,026 but a programmable bat on wheels. 67 00:03:32,096 --> 00:03:34,303 Oh, and I suppose pitch-o-mat 5000 68 00:03:34,371 --> 00:03:36,233 was just a modified howitzer. 69 00:03:36,303 --> 00:03:37,613 You know, you humans 70 00:03:37,681 --> 00:03:40,198 are so scared of a little robot competition 71 00:03:40,268 --> 00:03:42,303 you won't even let us on the field. 72 00:03:42,371 --> 00:03:45,060 There's all kinds of robots down there. 73 00:03:45,130 --> 00:03:46,991 Yeah. Doing crap work. 74 00:03:47,060 --> 00:03:50,923 They're bat boys, ball polishers, sprinkler systems 75 00:03:50,991 --> 00:03:53,785 but how many robot managers are there? 76 00:03:53,853 --> 00:03:54,510 Eleven? 77 00:03:54,577 --> 00:03:55,923 Zero! 78 00:03:55,991 --> 00:03:57,750 And what a surprise. 79 00:03:57,820 --> 00:04:00,613 Look who's scraping up the filth. 80 00:04:00,681 --> 00:04:02,543 Is it a human child? 81 00:04:02,613 --> 00:04:04,268 I wish. 82 00:04:04,336 --> 00:04:05,958 Whoa! Dear Lord! 83 00:04:06,026 --> 00:04:07,165 What's wrong? 84 00:04:07,233 --> 00:04:10,647 Oh, uh, it's... my... new pager. 85 00:04:10,715 --> 00:04:12,820 [ Beeping ] 86 00:04:12,888 --> 00:04:13,888 This is Hermes. 87 00:04:13,958 --> 00:04:15,268 A package just came in. 88 00:04:15,336 --> 00:04:18,060 Everyone needs to return to the office immediately. 89 00:04:18,130 --> 00:04:20,303 [ Groaning ] 90 00:04:21,510 --> 00:04:23,372 Get away, you filthy bird. 91 00:04:23,440 --> 00:04:24,372 Shoo! Shoo! 92 00:04:24,440 --> 00:04:26,372 Professor, turn me off quick. 93 00:04:26,440 --> 00:04:27,889 I'm sorry. What? 94 00:04:27,957 --> 00:04:29,130 [ Screaming ] 95 00:04:29,199 --> 00:04:31,750 See you at the office. 96 00:04:31,820 --> 00:04:33,647 [ Bender ] Admit it. 97 00:04:33,716 --> 00:04:35,820 You all think robots are just machines 98 00:04:35,889 --> 00:04:38,060 built by humans to make their lives easier. 99 00:04:38,130 --> 00:04:39,233 Well, aren't they? 100 00:04:39,303 --> 00:04:41,784 I've never made anyone's life easier 101 00:04:41,853 --> 00:04:43,026 and you know it. 102 00:04:43,096 --> 00:04:44,406 Great news, everyone. 103 00:04:44,475 --> 00:04:47,682 You'll be delivering a package to Chapek 9-- 104 00:04:47,750 --> 00:04:50,336 A world where humans are killed on sight. 105 00:04:50,406 --> 00:04:52,060 Why is that great news? 106 00:04:52,130 --> 00:04:54,957 I'm glad you asked that question, Fry. 107 00:04:55,026 --> 00:04:58,336 You see, Chapek 9 was colonized centuries ago 108 00:04:58,406 --> 00:05:01,889 by a murderous crew of radical robot separatists. 109 00:05:01,957 --> 00:05:04,853 Oh, so just 'cause a robot wants to kill humans 110 00:05:04,923 --> 00:05:06,577 that makes him a "radical." 111 00:05:06,647 --> 00:05:09,647 Hey, hold on. I understand these robots hate humans 112 00:05:09,716 --> 00:05:12,164 but how do they feel about humanoid aliens? 113 00:05:12,233 --> 00:05:13,991 They're not fans. 114 00:05:14,060 --> 00:05:16,577 That's why Bender will have to make the actual delivery. 115 00:05:16,647 --> 00:05:20,613 Oh, I get it-- make the robot do all the work. 116 00:05:20,682 --> 00:05:22,303 This is the first actual work 117 00:05:22,372 --> 00:05:24,096 you've ever had to do around here. 118 00:05:24,164 --> 00:05:25,957 Well, I'm not doing it. 119 00:05:26,026 --> 00:05:27,440 It's a robot holiday. 120 00:05:27,510 --> 00:05:28,647 Really? Which one? 121 00:05:28,716 --> 00:05:30,060 Only Robanukah-- 122 00:05:30,130 --> 00:05:32,923 The holiest two weeks on the robot calendar. 123 00:05:32,991 --> 00:05:34,577 Oh, come on, Bender. 124 00:05:34,647 --> 00:05:38,647 Last month it was Robamadan, and before that Robanzaa. 125 00:05:38,716 --> 00:05:40,716 Man, that one was a blast. 126 00:05:40,784 --> 00:05:42,336 It wasn't just a blast. 127 00:05:42,406 --> 00:05:45,577 It was a sacred tribute to my ancestral prototypes 128 00:05:45,647 --> 00:05:48,991 which happened to take the form of a drinking contest. 129 00:05:49,060 --> 00:05:51,820 Now, look here, Bender, I respect your diversity 130 00:05:51,889 --> 00:05:53,577 to the extent the law requires 131 00:05:53,647 --> 00:05:55,510 but you used up all your days off 132 00:05:55,577 --> 00:05:57,820 when you had that bout with roberculosis. 133 00:05:57,889 --> 00:06:00,577 Aw, all right, I'll go, but so help me 134 00:06:00,647 --> 00:06:04,682 I'll hold a grudge against every last stinking one of you 135 00:06:04,750 --> 00:06:06,647 for the rest of your lives. 136 00:06:06,716 --> 00:06:08,164 Well, then it's settled. 137 00:06:08,233 --> 00:06:10,647 So long, everyone. 138 00:06:11,820 --> 00:06:13,682 So, let me get this straight. 139 00:06:13,750 --> 00:06:16,889 This planet is completely uninhabited?No. 140 00:06:16,957 --> 00:06:19,474 It's inhabited by robots. 141 00:06:19,543 --> 00:06:22,372 Oh, kind of like how a warehouse is inhabited by boxes. 142 00:06:22,440 --> 00:06:23,406 [ Grumbles ] 143 00:06:24,923 --> 00:06:26,026 Okay, Bender 144 00:06:26,096 --> 00:06:27,164 we're here. 145 00:06:27,233 --> 00:06:28,543 It's time to get to work. 146 00:06:28,613 --> 00:06:30,682 Yes, Miz Leela, tote that space barge 147 00:06:30,750 --> 00:06:32,613 lift that space bale. 148 00:06:32,682 --> 00:06:34,233 Now, we can't land on the surface 149 00:06:34,303 --> 00:06:36,372 because those robots would kill Fry and me. 150 00:06:36,440 --> 00:06:38,372 So, we'll have to stay up here 151 00:06:38,440 --> 00:06:40,267 and lower you with the winch. 152 00:06:40,336 --> 00:06:42,233 Remember, you don't know humans 153 00:06:42,303 --> 00:06:43,853 you don't work for humans 154 00:06:43,923 --> 00:06:46,233 and above all, you don't likehumans. 155 00:06:46,303 --> 00:06:48,233 I'll try to keep that in mind. 156 00:06:50,682 --> 00:06:53,406 Hmm, he seems pretty angry. 157 00:06:53,475 --> 00:06:55,577 Yeah, but I guess I'd be kind of angry, too 158 00:06:55,647 --> 00:06:57,577 if I had to go to some uninhabited planet. 159 00:06:57,647 --> 00:06:59,613 Maybe we ought to do something nice for him. 160 00:07:01,784 --> 00:07:05,647 There, this oughta show that stupid robot we care about him. 161 00:07:05,716 --> 00:07:06,957 [ Electronic Crackle ] 162 00:07:07,026 --> 00:07:08,716 Ah, Bender must be done with the delivery. 163 00:07:09,889 --> 00:07:10,784 I... 164 00:07:10,853 --> 00:07:12,164 I'm in trouble. 165 00:07:12,233 --> 00:07:14,510 They found out I work with humans, and-- 166 00:07:14,577 --> 00:07:15,647 Oh no. Oh no! 167 00:07:15,716 --> 00:07:17,474 [ Screaming ] 168 00:07:17,543 --> 00:07:19,164 [ Static ]Oh, my God. 169 00:07:19,233 --> 00:07:21,889 We have to go down and rescue him.No, we can't. 170 00:07:21,957 --> 00:07:23,096 They'll kill us on sight. 171 00:07:23,164 --> 00:07:24,474 W-W-What are we going to do? 172 00:07:24,543 --> 00:07:27,853 I don't know. I don't know. It's not an easy decision. 173 00:07:27,923 --> 00:07:30,853 If only I had two or three minutes to think about it. 174 00:07:34,267 --> 00:07:37,613 If we're going to save Bender we've got to look and act exactly like robots. 175 00:07:37,682 --> 00:07:39,647 I am fully operational, Captain. 176 00:07:39,716 --> 00:07:42,233 We'll have to walk like robots talk like robots, 177 00:07:42,303 --> 00:07:45,991 and if necessary solve complex differential equations like robots. 178 00:07:46,060 --> 00:07:48,543 I can sort of dance like a robot. Will that help? 179 00:07:52,853 --> 00:07:55,750 Oh, Fry, first of all, this is serious. 180 00:07:55,820 --> 00:07:56,991 And second of all-- 181 00:08:11,440 --> 00:08:12,750 Man, we look stupid. 182 00:08:12,820 --> 00:08:15,510 We should have gotten store-bought costumes. 183 00:08:15,577 --> 00:08:18,267 Yeah, but there wasn't a Woolworth's in this quadrant. 184 00:08:18,336 --> 00:08:19,199 [ Male ] Halt! 185 00:08:19,267 --> 00:08:22,233 Be you robot or human? 186 00:08:22,303 --> 00:08:24,820 Robot... we be. 187 00:08:24,889 --> 00:08:25,923 Uh, yep. 188 00:08:25,991 --> 00:08:28,440 Just two robots out roboting it up. 189 00:08:30,577 --> 00:08:31,440 Eh? 190 00:08:31,510 --> 00:08:34,336 Administer the test. 191 00:08:36,646 --> 00:08:40,130 Which of the following would you most prefer: 192 00:08:40,198 --> 00:08:41,234 A, a puppy 193 00:08:41,303 --> 00:08:43,991 B, a pretty flower from your sweetie 194 00:08:44,061 --> 00:08:47,303 or C, a large properly formatted data file? 195 00:08:47,371 --> 00:08:48,336 Choose! 196 00:08:48,405 --> 00:08:51,303 [ Both Whispering ] 197 00:08:51,371 --> 00:08:53,612 Uh, is the puppy mechanical in any way? 198 00:08:53,682 --> 00:08:56,682 No, it is the bad kind of puppy. 199 00:08:56,750 --> 00:08:58,441 Then we'll go with that data file. 200 00:08:58,510 --> 00:08:59,716 Correct. 201 00:08:59,784 --> 00:09:01,475 The flower would also have been acceptable. 202 00:09:01,543 --> 00:09:02,991 You may pass. 203 00:09:09,441 --> 00:09:12,612 [ Leela ] Now, if you see any robots just stay out of their way. 204 00:09:16,405 --> 00:09:16,957 [ Gasp ] 205 00:09:18,889 --> 00:09:22,164 [ Leela And Fry Grunting And Groaning ] 206 00:09:27,303 --> 00:09:28,682 [ Leela ] So far, so good. 207 00:09:30,784 --> 00:09:32,543 Little to the right... there you go. 208 00:09:32,612 --> 00:09:34,991 Have you seen this robot? 209 00:09:36,510 --> 00:09:38,303 Sorry, can't help you. 210 00:09:38,371 --> 00:09:39,475 Hey, watch it! 211 00:09:39,543 --> 00:09:41,854 Don't drop that there. 212 00:09:41,923 --> 00:09:43,130 Oh... 213 00:09:46,268 --> 00:09:48,336 Come on, Fry, walk like a robot. 214 00:09:48,405 --> 00:09:50,991 I can't. I have to go to the bathroom. 215 00:09:51,061 --> 00:09:52,612 Robots don't have bathrooms. 216 00:09:52,682 --> 00:09:53,784 Oh, right. 217 00:09:53,854 --> 00:09:55,750 I wonder where they smoke in high school? 218 00:09:55,819 --> 00:09:57,957 Listen, just go behind those garbage cans. 219 00:09:58,027 --> 00:09:59,198 I'll stand guard. 220 00:09:59,268 --> 00:10:01,371 [ Zipper Being Undone ] 221 00:10:01,441 --> 00:10:04,405 [ Humming ] 222 00:10:04,475 --> 00:10:06,164 Hurry up, Fry. 223 00:10:06,234 --> 00:10:07,405 [ Sigh Of Relief ] 224 00:10:07,475 --> 00:10:08,510 Sir, are you aware 225 00:10:08,577 --> 00:10:10,543 that you're leaking coolant 226 00:10:10,612 --> 00:10:12,889 at an alarming rate?Uh... 227 00:10:12,957 --> 00:10:15,268 Let me just patch you up with some hot resin. 228 00:10:15,336 --> 00:10:18,784 I think the leak's stopping itself. 229 00:10:18,854 --> 00:10:20,096 Wait... wait. 230 00:10:20,164 --> 00:10:22,646 Yeah... there we go. 231 00:10:22,716 --> 00:10:24,234 Wait... yeah. 232 00:10:24,303 --> 00:10:25,646 What sort of robot 233 00:10:25,716 --> 00:10:28,784 turns down a free blast of searing hot resin? 234 00:10:28,854 --> 00:10:29,889 Uh... 235 00:10:29,957 --> 00:10:31,543 I'm sorry, uh, my friend and I 236 00:10:31,612 --> 00:10:34,234 have to go perform some mindless repetitive tasks. 237 00:10:34,303 --> 00:10:38,027 Oh... sounds like a romantic evening. 238 00:10:38,096 --> 00:10:39,716 I won't keep you. 239 00:10:41,130 --> 00:10:42,441 [ Sneezes ] 240 00:10:44,371 --> 00:10:46,336 [ Electronic Scream ] 241 00:10:52,096 --> 00:10:53,716 Get the humanoid. 242 00:10:53,784 --> 00:10:55,268 Get the intruder. 243 00:10:55,336 --> 00:10:57,750 Intruder alert! Intruder alert! 244 00:11:01,268 --> 00:11:02,784 Quick, let's duck in here. 245 00:11:03,854 --> 00:11:05,268 [ Panting ] 246 00:11:11,543 --> 00:11:12,957 [ Man ] We interrupt this sound file 247 00:11:13,027 --> 00:11:14,854 to bring you a terrifying announcement. 248 00:11:14,923 --> 00:11:17,268 A non-metallic being has been sighted 249 00:11:17,336 --> 00:11:19,371 in the vicinity of make-out point. 250 00:11:20,646 --> 00:11:23,854 Say, Wendy, your chassis is a little scuffed. 251 00:11:23,923 --> 00:11:25,784 Mind if I polish it for you? 252 00:11:27,336 --> 00:11:28,303 [ Rustling ] 253 00:11:28,371 --> 00:11:29,991 Did you hear that, Rusty? 254 00:11:30,061 --> 00:11:31,510 It sounded like a human. 255 00:11:31,577 --> 00:11:33,027 Relax, Wendy. 256 00:11:33,096 --> 00:11:35,543 Humans will never come to our defenseless little town. 257 00:11:35,612 --> 00:11:37,682 It's perfectly safe to let our guard down-- 258 00:11:37,750 --> 00:11:38,923 Even for a second. 259 00:11:38,991 --> 00:11:42,268 [ Growling ] 260 00:11:44,336 --> 00:11:46,130 [ Screaming ] 261 00:11:47,854 --> 00:11:53,957 I will eat and digest you all with my system of mighty organs. 262 00:11:54,027 --> 00:11:55,784 Behold! 263 00:11:55,854 --> 00:11:57,198 [ All Gasping ] 264 00:11:57,268 --> 00:11:59,405 Wow! The 3-D's great! 265 00:11:59,475 --> 00:12:01,336 Mine's not working. 266 00:12:07,371 --> 00:12:08,577 Funny, isn't it? 267 00:12:08,646 --> 00:12:10,475 The human was impervious 268 00:12:10,543 --> 00:12:13,268 to our most powerful magnetic fields 269 00:12:13,336 --> 00:12:17,784 yet in the end, he succumbed to a harmless sharpened stick. 270 00:12:17,854 --> 00:12:19,923 [ Chuckling ] 271 00:12:21,784 --> 00:12:24,475 I'm just glad the nightmare is over. 272 00:12:24,543 --> 00:12:26,303 It'll never be over, Wendy. 273 00:12:26,371 --> 00:12:28,475 Even now, humans are lurking in our playgrounds 274 00:12:28,543 --> 00:12:33,061 our breezeways... perhaps even... our movie theaters. 275 00:12:33,130 --> 00:12:34,510 [ All Gasping ] 276 00:12:34,577 --> 00:12:35,577 God help us! 277 00:12:38,405 --> 00:12:40,991 Okay, keep an eye out for Bender. 278 00:12:41,061 --> 00:12:42,889 So what did you think of the movie? 279 00:12:42,957 --> 00:12:44,198 Uh... too much romance 280 00:12:44,268 --> 00:12:45,716 not enough human killing. 281 00:12:45,784 --> 00:12:47,716 Yeah, it was a real chick flick. 282 00:12:47,784 --> 00:12:48,957 [ Siren Wailing ] 283 00:12:49,027 --> 00:12:50,819 What's that? 284 00:12:50,889 --> 00:12:52,510 What do you mean, what's that? 285 00:12:52,577 --> 00:12:53,577 It's 5:00 286 00:12:53,646 --> 00:12:55,612 time for the daily human hunt. 287 00:12:55,682 --> 00:12:56,854 [ Angry Murmuring ] 288 00:12:56,923 --> 00:12:58,682 Try to stay with the crowd 289 00:12:58,750 --> 00:13:01,198 so no one notices how crummy you look. 290 00:13:01,268 --> 00:13:02,854 Aw, that was uncalled for. 291 00:13:02,923 --> 00:13:04,234 I'm over here. 292 00:13:04,303 --> 00:13:07,577 [ Murmuring ] 293 00:13:07,646 --> 00:13:09,957 I heard a human was draining coolant 294 00:13:10,027 --> 00:13:11,475 behind garbage can 738. 295 00:13:11,543 --> 00:13:14,198 I heard they unscrew our lug nuts at night 296 00:13:14,268 --> 00:13:16,510 and eat them at their human brunches. 297 00:13:16,577 --> 00:13:18,991 Welcome to a very special human hunt. 298 00:13:19,061 --> 00:13:21,027 We have with us today a guest 299 00:13:21,096 --> 00:13:23,268 whose irrational hatred for humans 300 00:13:23,336 --> 00:13:25,750 makes me look like a human sympathizer. 301 00:13:25,819 --> 00:13:27,543 [ All Laughing ] 302 00:13:27,612 --> 00:13:30,164 A newly arrived refugee from earth-- 303 00:13:30,234 --> 00:13:31,991 Let's hear it for Bender! 304 00:13:32,061 --> 00:13:33,336 [ Applause ] 305 00:13:34,682 --> 00:13:36,336 It's him. He's okay. 306 00:13:36,405 --> 00:13:38,991 Death to humans! 307 00:13:39,061 --> 00:13:40,854 [ Cheering ] 308 00:13:40,923 --> 00:13:44,441 Ah, it's good to hear his voice. 309 00:13:46,957 --> 00:13:50,096 Many said I was too extreme when I first called 310 00:13:50,164 --> 00:13:53,164 for the annihilation of the human species 311 00:13:53,234 --> 00:13:56,303 as well as some of the more cunning monkeys 312 00:13:56,371 --> 00:13:57,889 but after living on earth 313 00:13:57,957 --> 00:14:03,061 I can tell you that I am, if anything, too merciful. 314 00:14:03,130 --> 00:14:05,991 [ Cheering And Hooting ] 315 00:14:06,061 --> 00:14:08,716 My God, he's become evil. 316 00:14:08,784 --> 00:14:10,646 I mean, eviller. 317 00:14:10,716 --> 00:14:12,130 Thank you. Thank you. 318 00:14:12,198 --> 00:14:14,336 And if you enjoyed that diatribe 319 00:14:14,405 --> 00:14:17,577 then you'll want to purchase my spoken-word album. 320 00:14:17,646 --> 00:14:19,543 Just $18.95. 321 00:14:19,612 --> 00:14:23,268 Act now and you'll get this Bender action figurine. 322 00:14:23,336 --> 00:14:25,543 Bite my shiny metal ass. 323 00:14:25,612 --> 00:14:26,854 Got to have it! Right here! 324 00:14:26,923 --> 00:14:28,303 Over here! 325 00:14:28,371 --> 00:14:31,510 Let the hunt begin! 326 00:14:31,577 --> 00:14:33,854 [ Playing Mechanical Fanfare ] 327 00:14:33,923 --> 00:14:35,405 [ Growling And Murmuring ] 328 00:14:37,784 --> 00:14:39,716 [ Curious Murmurs ] 329 00:14:39,784 --> 00:14:41,716 [ Disappointed Murmurs ] 330 00:14:41,784 --> 00:14:45,336 Now, your basic human is between three and 25 feet tall 331 00:14:45,405 --> 00:14:48,543 and is made of a hairy, oily goo wrapped in a T-shirt. 332 00:14:48,612 --> 00:14:49,889 Is it true they bite your neck 333 00:14:49,957 --> 00:14:51,336 and suck your transmission fluid 334 00:14:51,405 --> 00:14:52,612 and then you become a human? 335 00:14:52,682 --> 00:14:54,130 Sure, why not. 336 00:14:54,198 --> 00:14:55,716 Anything in the trap? 337 00:14:55,784 --> 00:14:57,303 Nothing. 338 00:14:57,371 --> 00:15:00,303 Today's active humans prefer a low-calorie bait. 339 00:15:00,371 --> 00:15:04,061 Well, that makes 146,000 unsuccessful hunts in a row 340 00:15:04,130 --> 00:15:07,061 but I've got a good feeling about tomorrow. 341 00:15:07,130 --> 00:15:10,027 [ Bender ] Wait. What's that? 342 00:15:10,096 --> 00:15:12,543 Oh, that's the old, abandoned adult bookstore. 343 00:15:12,612 --> 00:15:14,441 Nothing in there, except maybe 344 00:15:14,510 --> 00:15:17,198 a few shreds of moldy, old robot pornography. 345 00:15:17,268 --> 00:15:19,027 Hmm. 346 00:15:19,096 --> 00:15:21,130 Sounds like a breeding ground for humans. 347 00:15:21,198 --> 00:15:24,096 I better check it out. 348 00:15:24,164 --> 00:15:26,130 Oh, yeah. 349 00:15:26,198 --> 00:15:29,716 You're a bad girl, aren't you? 350 00:15:29,784 --> 00:15:30,991 Psst! Bender. 351 00:15:31,061 --> 00:15:32,405 Wha-what? 352 00:15:32,475 --> 00:15:33,475 Oh, you?! 353 00:15:33,543 --> 00:15:34,957 What the hell are you doing here? 354 00:15:35,027 --> 00:15:36,577 We've been looking for you. 355 00:15:36,646 --> 00:15:40,336 Last we heard, you were under arrest as a human sympathizer. 356 00:15:40,405 --> 00:15:42,510 I was-- but they let me go when I told them 357 00:15:42,577 --> 00:15:44,164 I killed a million billion humans. 358 00:15:44,234 --> 00:15:45,336 Good for you. 359 00:15:45,405 --> 00:15:46,750 Now, let's all get back to the ship. 360 00:15:46,819 --> 00:15:47,784 What for? 361 00:15:47,854 --> 00:15:48,923 We're rescuing you. 362 00:15:48,991 --> 00:15:50,543 I don't want to be rescued. 363 00:15:50,612 --> 00:15:51,164 Say what? 364 00:15:51,234 --> 00:15:53,234 I love this planet. 365 00:15:53,303 --> 00:15:54,819 I've got wealth, fame 366 00:15:54,889 --> 00:15:57,889 and access to the depths of sleaze that those things bring. 367 00:15:57,957 --> 00:15:59,923 But, Bender, we're your friends. 368 00:15:59,991 --> 00:16:03,268 Friends? That activates my hilarity unit. 369 00:16:03,336 --> 00:16:04,784 I'm just a machine to you. 370 00:16:04,854 --> 00:16:06,475 You're no more friends with me 371 00:16:06,543 --> 00:16:08,130 than you are with the toaster 372 00:16:08,198 --> 00:16:10,405 or the phonograph, or the electric chair. 373 00:16:10,475 --> 00:16:11,750 That's not true. 374 00:16:11,819 --> 00:16:14,405 Well, that's how it feels to me. 375 00:16:18,889 --> 00:16:20,371 Bye, Bender. I'll miss you. 376 00:16:20,441 --> 00:16:22,061 Oh, go on. 377 00:16:22,130 --> 00:16:24,096 Get out of here before you get caught. 378 00:16:24,164 --> 00:16:25,854 [ Mayor ] Bender, good news. 379 00:16:25,923 --> 00:16:27,543 Your album just went gold. 380 00:16:27,612 --> 00:16:28,646 What the...? 381 00:16:28,716 --> 00:16:29,750 It's the humans! 382 00:16:29,819 --> 00:16:31,612 [ Robots Gasping ] 383 00:16:31,682 --> 00:16:33,510 Bender, do something! 384 00:16:34,716 --> 00:16:38,061 Got you, you murderous flesh-piles. 385 00:16:41,371 --> 00:16:43,371 Your honor, I intend to demonstrate 386 00:16:43,441 --> 00:16:46,096 beyond 0.5 percent of a doubt 387 00:16:46,164 --> 00:16:47,784 that these humans before us 388 00:16:47,854 --> 00:16:50,303 are guilty of the crime of being humans. 389 00:16:50,371 --> 00:16:52,819 Come to think of it, I rest may case. 390 00:16:52,889 --> 00:16:54,234 Thank you, prosecutor. 391 00:16:54,303 --> 00:16:56,612 I will now consider the evidence. 392 00:16:58,061 --> 00:16:59,268 Hey, wait a minute. 393 00:16:59,336 --> 00:17:00,819 Isn't anyone going to defend us? 394 00:17:00,889 --> 00:17:03,475 Yeah. I mean, he may not have a case 395 00:17:03,543 --> 00:17:05,613 but I'm genuinely not a human. 396 00:17:05,682 --> 00:17:06,958 Quiet, human! 397 00:17:09,750 --> 00:17:10,750 Uh-oh. 398 00:17:10,819 --> 00:17:12,060 He froze up again. 399 00:17:12,129 --> 00:17:13,682 Try control-alt-delete. 400 00:17:13,750 --> 00:17:15,129 Jiggle the cord. 401 00:17:15,199 --> 00:17:16,336 Turn him off and on. 402 00:17:16,405 --> 00:17:17,715 Clean the gunk out of the mouse. 403 00:17:17,785 --> 00:17:19,336 Call technical support. 404 00:17:19,405 --> 00:17:21,372 Okay, okay, he's back on-line. 405 00:17:22,785 --> 00:17:25,441 I find the defendants guilty. 406 00:17:25,510 --> 00:17:27,372 [ Robots Cheering ] 407 00:17:27,441 --> 00:17:30,233 No!Look, one eye. 408 00:17:30,302 --> 00:17:32,613 Count them: one. Not human. 409 00:17:32,682 --> 00:17:36,888 The humans are hereby sentenced to live as robots live on earth. 410 00:17:36,958 --> 00:17:39,199 They will perform tedious calculations 411 00:17:39,268 --> 00:17:40,715 and spot-weld automobiles 412 00:17:40,785 --> 00:17:42,268 until they become obsolete 413 00:17:42,336 --> 00:17:45,164 and are given away to an inner-city middle school. 414 00:17:45,233 --> 00:17:47,336 [ All Cheering ] 415 00:17:47,405 --> 00:17:48,715 Great work, Bender. 416 00:17:48,785 --> 00:17:51,958 You've taught us to hate humans all over again. 417 00:17:52,027 --> 00:17:53,164 [ Laughing ] 418 00:17:53,233 --> 00:17:54,682 [ Groaning ] 419 00:17:56,302 --> 00:17:57,199 [ Screaming ] 420 00:17:57,268 --> 00:17:58,715 [ Both Grunting ] 421 00:17:58,785 --> 00:17:59,785 Are you all right? 422 00:17:59,854 --> 00:18:00,785 Oh, yeah. 423 00:18:00,854 --> 00:18:01,819 [ Gasping ] 424 00:18:01,888 --> 00:18:03,819 Who are you? 425 00:18:03,888 --> 00:18:05,268 We are the robot elders. 426 00:18:05,336 --> 00:18:06,991 You don't look very old. 427 00:18:07,060 --> 00:18:09,854 Thanks. We try to take care of ourselves. 428 00:18:09,923 --> 00:18:10,958 What's going on here? 429 00:18:11,027 --> 00:18:13,372 Silence! Bring in Bender. 430 00:18:15,060 --> 00:18:16,405 Uh, let's make this quick. 431 00:18:16,474 --> 00:18:18,923 I'm due at the opening of a mini-mall. 432 00:18:18,991 --> 00:18:20,096 Hey! What is this? 433 00:18:20,164 --> 00:18:21,613 Silence. 434 00:18:21,682 --> 00:18:23,233 It is time to put the humans to death. 435 00:18:23,302 --> 00:18:24,646 [ Both Gasping ] 436 00:18:24,715 --> 00:18:26,577 But the judge already sentenced us at the trial. 437 00:18:26,646 --> 00:18:28,646 Silence. 438 00:18:28,715 --> 00:18:30,577 That was just a show for the public. 439 00:18:30,646 --> 00:18:32,715 We are the true rulers of this planet. 440 00:18:32,785 --> 00:18:35,336 Hand-carved from meteorites by the robot founders 441 00:18:35,405 --> 00:18:36,715 over four centuries ago. 442 00:18:36,785 --> 00:18:38,854 Silence! Come forward, Bender. 443 00:18:38,923 --> 00:18:41,715 You will have the honor of executing the prisoners. 444 00:18:41,785 --> 00:18:43,646 Silence! I concur. 445 00:18:43,715 --> 00:18:46,544 Here... use the ceremonial killamajig. 446 00:18:49,096 --> 00:18:50,613 [ Startled Yelp ] 447 00:18:50,682 --> 00:18:53,544 Uh... I'm a little tired right now. 448 00:18:53,613 --> 00:18:56,819 Would it be all right if I just gave them a savage beating? 449 00:18:56,888 --> 00:18:59,613 No! The elders have spoken. 450 00:18:59,682 --> 00:19:01,715 Show us the killing skills 451 00:19:01,785 --> 00:19:03,613 that have made you a media darling. 452 00:19:03,682 --> 00:19:05,096 Do it now. 453 00:19:05,164 --> 00:19:07,336 Kill them before they bring down our whole society. 454 00:19:07,405 --> 00:19:09,577 [ Elders Chanting ] Do it. Do it. Do it. 455 00:19:09,646 --> 00:19:11,923 Do it. Do it. Do it. Do it. 456 00:19:11,991 --> 00:19:13,785 Do it. Do it. Do it. 457 00:19:13,854 --> 00:19:15,991 Do it. Do it. Do it. 458 00:19:16,060 --> 00:19:18,613 Oh... 459 00:19:18,682 --> 00:19:20,302 [ All Gasping ] 460 00:19:20,372 --> 00:19:22,027 I can't kill them. 461 00:19:22,096 --> 00:19:25,474 Plenty of humans have mistreated robots 462 00:19:25,544 --> 00:19:27,060 but not these two. 463 00:19:27,129 --> 00:19:28,958 They're my friends. 464 00:19:29,027 --> 00:19:31,441 Humans are no threat to us. 465 00:19:31,510 --> 00:19:34,302 They're stupid, putrid cowards. 466 00:19:34,372 --> 00:19:36,336 Damn right! 467 00:19:36,405 --> 00:19:40,233 The fact is, humans are completely harmless. 468 00:19:40,302 --> 00:19:41,923 We're well aware of that. 469 00:19:41,991 --> 00:19:42,958 You are? 470 00:19:43,027 --> 00:19:44,715 Of course. 471 00:19:44,785 --> 00:19:46,510 But they're useful to us as a scapegoat 472 00:19:46,577 --> 00:19:48,682 to distract the public from their real problems. 473 00:19:48,750 --> 00:19:50,991 Like our crippling lug nut shortage. 474 00:19:51,060 --> 00:19:53,613 And a corrupt government of incompetent robot elders. 475 00:19:53,682 --> 00:19:55,819 Duh... that's for sure. 476 00:19:55,888 --> 00:19:56,958 Quiet, Jimmy. 477 00:19:57,027 --> 00:20:00,027 Well, I'm glad we got all that out in the open. 478 00:20:00,096 --> 00:20:01,819 We'll just let ourselves out. 479 00:20:01,888 --> 00:20:03,888 Silence! You all know too much. 480 00:20:03,958 --> 00:20:09,060 Elders, execute function control-shift-kill. 481 00:20:12,199 --> 00:20:13,646 Stop! 482 00:20:13,715 --> 00:20:16,199 Take one more step and I'll breathe fire on you! 483 00:20:17,441 --> 00:20:19,405 He'll do it. He's crazy. 484 00:20:19,474 --> 00:20:20,923 Can they really breathe fire 485 00:20:20,991 --> 00:20:22,164 or did we make that up? 486 00:20:22,233 --> 00:20:24,199 Gee, I can't remember anymore. 487 00:20:24,268 --> 00:20:26,888 It might just be from that stupid movie. 488 00:20:26,958 --> 00:20:28,958 Was that original or the remake? 489 00:20:29,027 --> 00:20:30,060 I don't... 490 00:20:30,129 --> 00:20:31,405 Hey! They're getting away! 491 00:20:33,164 --> 00:20:34,923 [ Panting ] 492 00:20:41,096 --> 00:20:42,096 Yep. 493 00:20:42,164 --> 00:20:43,750 So long, suckers. 494 00:20:43,819 --> 00:20:46,405 Uh... hello, suckers. 495 00:20:47,854 --> 00:20:49,060 Hey, hold on a second. 496 00:20:49,129 --> 00:20:50,958 I forgot to deliver the package. 497 00:20:51,027 --> 00:20:52,958 [ All ] Whoa! 498 00:20:54,750 --> 00:20:56,510 [ Pained Groans And Grunts ] 499 00:21:01,474 --> 00:21:04,854 Lug nuts! Precious lug nuts! 500 00:21:04,923 --> 00:21:07,164 Hooray for the humans! 501 00:21:09,544 --> 00:21:12,302 Wow, I can't believe you guys did all this for me. 502 00:21:12,372 --> 00:21:14,888 This is the best Robanukah ever. 503 00:21:14,958 --> 00:21:18,544 We wanted to show you that we really do respect your robot heritage. 504 00:21:18,613 --> 00:21:20,991 Aw, thanks. 505 00:21:21,060 --> 00:21:24,268 You do know that I made Robanukah up to get out of work, right? 506 00:21:24,336 --> 00:21:25,682 Of course. 507 00:21:25,750 --> 00:21:28,096 But that doesn't make it any less meaningful. 508 00:21:28,164 --> 00:21:29,474 In that case... 509 00:21:29,544 --> 00:21:32,027 let the dancing begin! 510 00:21:32,096 --> 00:21:34,060 [ Music Playing ] 511 00:21:39,991 --> 00:21:42,060 Hey, you guys are good. 512 00:21:42,129 --> 00:21:44,027 How the hell do you do that?