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[ Snoring, Whistling ]

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GOOD MORNING,
CLASS.

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I TRUST YOU'VE ALL PREPARED
FOR TODAY'S FINAL EXAM.

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UH, EXCUSE ME.

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I MISSED
A FEW LECTURES.

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UH, WHAT SUBJECT
IS THIS?

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ANCIENT EGYPTIAN ALGEBRA.

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[ Gasps ]
WHAT A NIGHTMARE!

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MR. FRY,
ARE THOSE YOUR UNDERPANTS?

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[ Gasps ]

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[ All Laughing ]

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YOUNG MAN, I THINK IT'S TIME
YOU LEARNED A LESSON

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ABOUT LIGHTSPEED BRAND BRIEFS.

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[ Announcer ]
LIGHTSPEED FITS
TODAY'S ACTIVE LIFESTYLE

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WHETHER YOU'RE ON THE JOB

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OR HAVING FUN.

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LIGHTSPEED BRIEFS--

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STYLE AND COMFORT
FOR THE DISCRIMINATING CROTCH.

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OH!

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WHAT A WEIRD DREAM.

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I'LL NEVER GET BACK TO SLEEP.

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[ Snoring, Whistling ]

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SO, YOU'RE TELLING ME
THEY BROADCAST COMMERCIALS
INTO PEOPLE'S DREAMS?

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OF COURSE.

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BUT HOW IS
THAT POSSIBLE?

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IT'S VERY SIMPLE.

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THE AD GETS
INTO YOUR BRAIN

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JUST LIKE THIS LIQUID
GETS INTO THIS EGG.

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ALTHOUGH IN REALITY

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IT'S NOT LIQUID,
BUT GAMMA RADIATION.

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THAT'S AWFUL.

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IT'S LIKE BRAINWASHING.

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DIDN'T YOU HAVE ADS
IN THE 20th CENTURY?

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WELL, SURE,
BUT NOT IN OUR DREAMS--

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ONLY ON TV AND RADIO...

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AND IN MAGAZINES...

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AND MOVIES...

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AND AT BALL GAMES...

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AND ON BUSES

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AND MILK CARTONS AND T-SHIRTS
AND BANANAS

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AND WRITTEN ON THE SKY

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BUT NOT IN DREAMS.

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NO, SIRREE.

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QUIT SQUAWKING,
FLESHWAD.

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NOBODY'S FORCING YOU
TO BUY ANYTHING.

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YEAH. I MEAN,
WE ALL HAD COMMERCIALS
IN OUR DREAMS

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BUT YOU DON'T SEE US
RUNNING OFF TO BUY
BRAND-NAME MERCHANDISE

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AT LOW, LOW PRICES.

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HI. CARE TO SAMPLE
THE LATEST FRAGRANCE

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FROM CALVIN CLONE?

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NO, THANKS.

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[ Screams, Grumbling ]

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AND YOU, SIR?

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NO, THANKS. I--

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[ Gagging ]

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WHAT A LOVELY FACE.

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WE JUST NEED TO
DRAW ATTENTION

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AWAY FROM THE EYE AREA.

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[ Short Laser Burst ]

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[ Annoyed Groan ]

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COOL.

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CAN I TRY THESE ON
BEFORE I BUY THEM?

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I'M AFRAID I CAN'T LET
YOU OPEN THE PACKAGE

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BUT YOU CAN TRY ON
THE DEMO PAIR.

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OOH.

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HO-HO-HO.

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[ Groans ]

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[ Cans Clattering ]

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HEY, BENDER.
GREAT NEW SWEATER.

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UH, "NEW"?
WHAT SWEATER?

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I CAME IN WITH IT!

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I DON'T KNOW YOU PEOPLE.

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$30, PLEASE.

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$30? I CAN'T AFFORD THAT.

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UNLESS--

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DO YOU TAKE VISA?

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VISA HASN'T EXISTED
FOR 500 YEARS.

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AMERICAN EXPRESS?

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600 YEARS.

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DISCOVER CARD?

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MMM, SORRY,
WE DON'T TAKE DISCOVER.

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HEY...

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HE'S SPRINGING
FOR LIGHTSPEEDS?

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- PRETTY RITZY.
- NO, I CAN'T AFFORD THEM.

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BEING POOR SUCKS.

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WHAT KIND OF WORLD IS THIS

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WHERE THEY ADVERTISE THINGS
NOT EVERYBODY CAN AFFORD?

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QUIET. THERE'S
AN AD COMING ON.

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Hello, shoppers.

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It's me, Mom.

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HEY, WHO'S
THE ROCKER JOCKEY?

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GUH! IT'S MOM--

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THE WORLD'S MOST HUGGABLE
INDUSTRIALIST.

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Call me old-fashioned

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but when my robot
starts to squeak

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like an old screen door, well,
that's when I reach for a can

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of Mom's Old-Fashioned
Robot Oil.

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[ Bender ]
OOH, TASTY.

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And remember: Mom's Oil is made
with 10% more love

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than the next leading brand.

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[ Announcer ]
"Mom," "love" and "screen door"

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are registered trademarks
of MomCorp.

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[ Squeaking ]

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HEY, BENDER,
SOUNDS LIKE YOU

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COULD USE A LITTLE
OF THAT OIL.

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HAMBONED.

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FREEZE, SCUZZBOT!

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UH, THERE'S OBVIOUSLY BEEN

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SOME SORT OF A MISTAKE HERE.

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I'M SURE THERE'S--

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I SAY, I'M SURE THERE'S--

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[ Crash ]

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THAT IS, I'M SURE THERE'S...

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A VERY...

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REASONABLE--

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DO WE HAVE ENOUGH MONEY
TO PAY BENDER'S FINE?

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78... 79... 79.50.

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CRUD. WE'RE 50 CENTS SHORT.

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I'D LOVE TO CHIP IN,
BUT BENDER STOLE MY WALLET.

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HEY, THAT'S MY OLD BANK.

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MAYBE MY ACCOUNT'S STILL OPEN.

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HMM. WE DON'T SEEM
TO HAVE YOUR RETINA SCAN

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YOUR FINGERPRINT OR YOUR
COLONIC MAP ON FILE.

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YEAH, WELL, I DID OPEN
THE ACCOUNT

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OVER A THOUSAND YEARS AGO.

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WHAT ABOUT MY A.T.M. CARD?

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DO YOU STILL REMEMBER
YOUR PIN NUMBER?

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SURE. IT'S THE PRICE OF
A CHEESE PIZZA AND A LARGE SODA

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BACK WHERE
I USED TO WORK--

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PINUCCI'S PIZZA.

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OKAY. YOU HAD A BALANCE
OF 93 CENTS.

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ALL RIGHT.

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AT AN AVERAGE OF 2 1/4
PERCENT INTEREST

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OVER A PERIOD OF 1,000 YEARS

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THAT COMES TO...

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$4.3 BILLION.

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[ Hyperventilating ]

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[ Gurgling ]

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[ Body Hits Floor ]

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TO FRY.

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I KNOW FRY'S RICH

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BUT DO WE REALLY HAVE
TO WEAR THESE TOP HATS?

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MAYBE YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
JUST HOW RICH HE IS.

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IN FACT, I THINK
I BETTER PUT ON A MONOCLE.

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[ Contented Moaning ]

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[ Contented Moan ]

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[ Fry ]
PIZZA DINNER ON ME.

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[ All Cheering ]

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JUST KEEP THE TAB
UNDER $50 MILLION.

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YO. [ Whistles ]
I HAVEN'T GOT ALL DAY.

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WHAT KIND OF PIZZA
YOUS GUYS WANT?

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UH, YEAH, WE'LL HAVE, UH, ONE
WITH EVERYTHING BUT ANCHOVIES

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AND, UH, ONE WITH
MY ALL-TIME FAVORITE TOPPING--

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ANCHOVIES.

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[ Droning ]
INVALID SELECTION.

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[ New York Accent ]
YO, WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?

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ANCHOVIES. YOU KNOW...

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THOSE LITTLE HEADLESS FISH?

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DOES NOT COMPUTE.

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DOES NOT COMPUTE.

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I'M SORRY, FRY,
BUT THE ANCHOVY

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HAS BEEN EXTINCT
SINCE THE 2200s.

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- WHAT?
- OH, MY, YES,
FISHED TO DEATH--

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JUST ABOUT THE TIME
YOUR PEOPLE ARRIVED ON EARTH

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WASN'T IT, ZOIDBERG?

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I'M NOT ON TRIAL HERE.

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SO NONE OF YOU HAS
EVER HAD ANCHOVIES?

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OH, MAN, YOU DON'T KNOW
WHAT YOU'RE MISSING.

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THEY'RE ALL SALTY AND OILY,
AND THEY MELTED IN YOUR MOUTH--

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STOP! STOP!
I ADMIT IT.

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MY PEOPLE ATE THEM ALL.

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WE KEPT SAYING,
"ONE MORE CAN'T HURT."

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AND THEN THEY WERE GONE.

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WE'RE SORRY!

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[ Sighs ]

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I JUST WISH I COULD
HAVE SHOWED YOU GUYS

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HOW GREAT THEY WERE.

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I MAY BE RICH, BUT I
STILL CAN'T BUY BACK

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ALL THE THINGS I MISS
FROM THE 20th CENTURY.

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MAYBE YOU'RE FORGETTING
JUST HOW RICH YOU ARE.

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HUH? HUH?

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SO, WHAT DO YOU THINK?

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I KNOW YOU SPENT A LOT OF MONEY
ON THIS PLACE, FRY

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BUT IT'S AWFULLY PRIMITIVE.

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THE FLOORS ARE MADE
OF SUCH HARD WOOD.

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HEY, GET A LOAD
OF THIS PATHETIC
20th-CENTURY TV.

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WHAT'S WRONG
WITH IT?

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WELL, ASIDE FROM
CAUSING EYE CANCER

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THESE THINGS HAD A LOUSY,
LOW-DEFINITION PICTURE.

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THAT'S TRUE.

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ON A TV LIKE THIS,
I BET YOU COULDN'T EVEN

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MAKE OUT MY OBSCENE TATTOO.

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[ Whistles ]

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THAT'S CUTE.

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SOLD!

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YES!

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I JUST DON'T GET IT.

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WHO WAS THIS TED DANSON

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AND WHY WOULD YOU PAY
$10,000 FOR HIS SKELETON?

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I HAVE AN IDEA
FOR A SITCOM.

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AH, LEAVE HIM
ALONE, LEELA.

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SO HE'S GOING A LITTLE WACKO
WITH HIS MONEY.

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THAT'S OKAY.

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YOU'RE JUST SAYING THAT

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'CAUSE HE BOUGHT YOU
THAT ANTIQUE ROBOT TOY.

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[ Laughs ]

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YEAH.

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IT IS CUTE.

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[ Screams ]

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NOW, OUR FINAL ITEM:

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THIS UNOPENED CAN

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OF ANGRY NORWEGIAN BRAND
ANCHOVIES, CIRCA 1997.

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ANCHOVIES?

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THE LAST KNOWN CAN
IN EXISTENCE

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GUARANTEED FRESH
AND EDIBLE.

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DO I HEAR $10,000?

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$15,000.

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20.

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30. NO, 40.

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$50,000.
[ Crowd Murmuring ]

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ARE YOU CRAZY?

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IT'S A CAN OF OLD FISH.

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DON'T TELL ME HOW
TO SPEND MY MONEY.

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50, GOING ONCE, TWICE--

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[ Woman ]
$75,000.

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[ All Gasping ]

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OH, MY GOD.
IT'S MOM.

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I'VE NEVER SEEN HER
IN PERSON BEFORE.

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$100,000.

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[ All Murmuring ]

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FRY, YOU CAN'T
BID AGAINST MOM.

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SHE'S THE RICHEST

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MOST POWERFUL
PERSON IN THE WORLD.

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AND SHE'S
SO ADORABLE.

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WELL, I SUPPOSE I COULD GO
AS HIGH AS... $300,000.

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- 500.
- MERCY ME-- A MILLION.

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- TWO.
- SIX.
- FOURTEEN.

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I CAN SEE THE
NICE YOUNG MAN

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REALLY WANTS
THOSE LITTLE FISH.

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NEVERTHELESS,
I'LL BID 23 MILLION.

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ONE JILLION DOLLARS.

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[ All Gasping ]

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SIR, THAT'S NOT A NUMBER.

244
00:10:34,396 --> 00:10:35,598
[ All Gasping ]

245
00:10:35,631 --> 00:10:37,532
OH. IN THAT CASE...

246
00:10:37,565 --> 00:10:38,700
50 MILLION.

247
00:10:38,733 --> 00:10:40,136
[ All Gasping ]

248
00:10:40,169 --> 00:10:41,536
WELL, BOYS,

249
00:10:41,570 --> 00:10:44,873
YOUR OLD MOTHER KNOWS
WHEN SHE'S BEEN BEAT.

250
00:10:44,907 --> 00:10:46,309
YOU WIN, YOUNG MAN.

251
00:10:46,342 --> 00:10:47,944
I TIP MY BONNET TO YOU.

252
00:10:47,977 --> 00:10:49,311
[ Crowd Cooing ]

253
00:10:49,344 --> 00:10:50,713
[ Woman ]
OH, ISN'T SHE ADORABLE?

254
00:10:50,746 --> 00:10:52,916
WHAT A CLASS ACT. SOLD!

255
00:10:52,949 --> 00:10:54,950
TO THE GENTLEMAN WHO
BOUGHT EVERY ITEM

256
00:10:54,983 --> 00:10:56,484
IN TODAY'S AUCTION.

257
00:10:56,518 --> 00:10:58,521
[ All Booing ]

258
00:11:02,425 --> 00:11:07,997
NOW FOR SOME GOOD OLD
20th-CENTURY TV.

259
00:11:08,031 --> 00:11:10,065
AH.

260
00:11:10,098 --> 00:11:12,501
[ Old Man ]
Do you remember a time

261
00:11:12,535 --> 00:11:15,170
when chocolate chip cookies
came fresh from the oven?

262
00:11:15,204 --> 00:11:16,439
Petridge Farm remembers.

263
00:11:16,472 --> 00:11:17,739
OH, THOSE WERE THE DAYS.

264
00:11:17,772 --> 00:11:20,309
Do you remember a time
when women couldn't vote

265
00:11:20,343 --> 00:11:23,112
and certain folk weren't allowed
on golf courses?

266
00:11:23,146 --> 00:11:24,780
Petridge Farm remembers.

267
00:11:24,814 --> 00:11:25,815
[ Knock At Door ]

268
00:11:25,848 --> 00:11:27,850
[ Leela ]
FRY, ARE YOU THERE?

269
00:11:27,883 --> 00:11:29,084
HUH?

270
00:11:29,118 --> 00:11:30,585
[ Door Opens ]

271
00:11:30,618 --> 00:11:32,588
YOU HAVEN'T BEEN TO
WORK IN THREE DAYS.

272
00:11:32,621 --> 00:11:33,922
WHAT HAVE YOU BEEN DOING?

273
00:11:33,956 --> 00:11:35,291
I'VE BEEN SITTING RIGHT HERE.

274
00:11:35,324 --> 00:11:37,425
I PICKED UP MY LIFE
EXACTLY WHERE I LEFT OFF

275
00:11:37,459 --> 00:11:38,794
A THOUSAND YEARS AGO.

276
00:11:38,828 --> 00:11:40,930
NOW, IF YOU'LL EXCUSE ME?

277
00:11:40,964 --> 00:11:43,666
IT'S 8:00, TIME TO GET BUSY.

278
00:11:43,699 --> 00:11:45,868
* I like big butts
and I cannot lie *

279
00:11:45,901 --> 00:11:48,204
* You other brothers
can't deny *

280
00:11:48,237 --> 00:11:50,339
YOU CAN'T JUST
SIT HERE IN THE DARK

281
00:11:50,372 --> 00:11:52,108
LISTENING TO CLASSICAL MUSIC.

282
00:11:52,141 --> 00:11:54,443
I COULD IF YOU HADN'T
TURNED ON THE LIGHTS

283
00:11:54,477 --> 00:11:55,777
AND SHUT OFF THE STEREO.

284
00:11:55,810 --> 00:11:58,446
FRY, THIS ISN'T HEALTHY;
YOU'RE LIVING IN THE PAST.

285
00:11:58,481 --> 00:12:00,549
I'M RICH. I CAN LIVE
WHENEVER I WANT.

286
00:12:00,583 --> 00:12:01,950
BUT WE'RE YOUR FRIENDS

287
00:12:01,984 --> 00:12:03,953
AND WE LIVE HERE
IN THE YEAR 3000.

288
00:12:03,987 --> 00:12:05,287
YEAH.

289
00:12:05,320 --> 00:12:08,456
NOW, ARE YOU GOING TO COME
TO THE SQUID FIGHTS WITH US

290
00:12:08,491 --> 00:12:10,993
OR SIT HERE WALLOWING
IN YOUR PREHISTORIC JUNK?

291
00:12:11,026 --> 00:12:12,195
JUNK?

292
00:12:12,228 --> 00:12:14,129
MAYBE YOU CAN'T
UNDERSTAND THIS

293
00:12:14,162 --> 00:12:16,831
BUT I FINALLY FOUND
WHAT I NEED TO BE HAPPY

294
00:12:16,866 --> 00:12:19,068
AND IT'S NOT FRIENDS--
IT'S THINGS.

295
00:12:19,102 --> 00:12:20,302
I'M A THING.

296
00:12:20,335 --> 00:12:22,738
JUST LEAVE ME ALONE.

297
00:12:24,040 --> 00:12:26,642
FRY, PLEASE.

298
00:12:26,675 --> 00:12:29,212
[ Knock ]
MY PONYTAIL'S CAUGHT
IN THE DOOR.

299
00:12:29,244 --> 00:12:30,679
I DON'T NEED THEM--

300
00:12:30,713 --> 00:12:33,215
NOT WHEN I HAVE
MY ANTIQUE VIDEOS

301
00:12:33,248 --> 00:12:35,350
MY BUCKET OF FOSSILIZED KFC

302
00:12:35,383 --> 00:12:38,087
AND $50 MILLION WORTH
OF ANCHOVIES.

303
00:12:38,121 --> 00:12:39,421
[ Lips Smacking ]

304
00:12:41,523 --> 00:12:43,691
MERCY ME, WHAT A DAY.

305
00:12:43,725 --> 00:12:47,162
COULD YOU SHUT THE DOOR,
IGNER, DEAR?

306
00:12:47,195 --> 00:12:50,299
I THINK I FEEL A DRAFT
COMING ON.

307
00:12:51,901 --> 00:12:54,670
HOLY CRAP,
THAT BASTARD'S ITCHY.

308
00:12:54,703 --> 00:12:56,504
WALT, CREAM SODA.

309
00:12:56,539 --> 00:12:57,672
RIGHT AWAY, MOTHER.

310
00:12:57,705 --> 00:13:00,075
LARRY, GET YOUR
MOTHER A CREAM SODA.

311
00:13:00,108 --> 00:13:01,877
BUT MOM SAID--

312
00:13:01,911 --> 00:13:03,545
YOU HEARD ME.

313
00:13:11,387 --> 00:13:12,521
WHAT'S WRONG, MOMMY?

314
00:13:12,555 --> 00:13:14,690
IT'S THOSE DAMNED ANCHOVIES.

315
00:13:14,723 --> 00:13:17,359
THAT DIRTBAG FRY
MUST KNOW THEIR SECRET

316
00:13:17,392 --> 00:13:20,529
AND I WON'T REST
UNTIL I GET MY HANDS ON THEM.

317
00:13:20,563 --> 00:13:23,699
NO ONE MESSES WITH MOM.

318
00:13:23,732 --> 00:13:26,368
[ Evil Laughter ]

319
00:13:26,401 --> 00:13:28,036
[ Evil Laughter ]

320
00:13:28,070 --> 00:13:30,073
[ Evil Laughter ]

321
00:13:30,106 --> 00:13:32,941
[ Evil Laughter ]

322
00:13:32,975 --> 00:13:35,011
QUIET, YOU.

323
00:13:40,148 --> 00:13:43,386
AS YOU BOYS KNOW, ONE OF
THE CORNERSTONES OF MY EMPIRE

324
00:13:43,419 --> 00:13:45,387
IS MOM'S OLD-FASHIONED
ROBOT OIL.

325
00:13:45,420 --> 00:13:47,922
THINK OF IT--
TEN BILLION ROBOTS

326
00:13:47,956 --> 00:13:51,893
EACH ONE NEEDING AN OIL CHANGE
EVERY 3,000 MILES.

327
00:13:51,926 --> 00:13:53,929
YOU DON'T HAVE TO DO THE MATH

328
00:13:53,963 --> 00:13:56,265
TO KNOW THAT'S
A BUTTLOAD OF OIL.

329
00:13:56,299 --> 00:13:57,733
CAN I WEAR YOUR FAT SUIT?

330
00:13:57,766 --> 00:13:59,002
NO, IGNER, PUT THAT DOWN!

331
00:13:59,035 --> 00:14:00,402
OHH.

332
00:14:00,435 --> 00:14:02,604
WHAT DOES THIS HAVE TO DO
WITH THE ANCHOVIES?

333
00:14:02,637 --> 00:14:06,275
I'M GETTING
TO THE FREAKING ANCHOVIES.

334
00:14:06,309 --> 00:14:07,943
[ Beeps ]

335
00:14:07,977 --> 00:14:10,313
A SINGLE DROP
OF THE ANCHOVY'S NATURAL OIL

336
00:14:10,345 --> 00:14:12,580
WOULD LUBRICATE TEN ROBOTS
PERMANENTLY.

337
00:14:12,614 --> 00:14:14,183
WOW. IT'S A SHAME
THEY WENT EXTINCT.

338
00:14:14,217 --> 00:14:17,085
NO, IT ISN'T!
SHUT YOUR FILTHY CLAM!

339
00:14:17,119 --> 00:14:18,920
THANK YOU, WALT.
[ Beeps ]

340
00:14:18,954 --> 00:14:21,924
IF ANYONE EVER GOT HOLD
OF ANCHOVY DNA

341
00:14:21,956 --> 00:14:23,925
THEY COULD CHOP OUT
THE OIL-MAKING GENE

342
00:14:23,959 --> 00:14:26,594
STICK IT IN A BUNCH
OF THIRD WORLD KIDS AND BAM!

343
00:14:26,628 --> 00:14:28,464
CHEAP, EFFECTIVE ROBOT OIL--

344
00:14:28,497 --> 00:14:31,434
ENOUGH TO PUT DEAR OLD MOM
OUT OF BUSINESS.

345
00:14:31,467 --> 00:14:34,170
MY GOD, THIS MR. FRY

346
00:14:34,203 --> 00:14:37,272
MUST BE A MASTERMIND
OF THE HIGHEST ORDER.

347
00:14:37,305 --> 00:14:41,109
[ "Sanford And Son Theme"
Playing ]

348
00:14:41,143 --> 00:14:42,344
[ Slurping ]

349
00:14:42,377 --> 00:14:43,712
Esther, you ugly.

350
00:14:43,746 --> 00:14:44,813
[ Laughs ]

351
00:14:44,847 --> 00:14:46,382
WE HAVE ONLY ONE OPTION.

352
00:14:46,415 --> 00:14:48,284
WE'LL HAVE TO BANKRUPT MR. FRY

353
00:14:48,316 --> 00:14:51,186
SO HE'LL BE FORCED TO SELL
THE ANCHOVIES TO US.

354
00:14:51,219 --> 00:14:54,357
MOTHER, YOU ARE ONE
CLEVER OLD SCAG.

355
00:14:54,390 --> 00:14:55,791
AND DON'T YOU FORGET IT.

356
00:14:55,824 --> 00:14:58,294
HOW ARE WE SUPPOSED TO GET
FRY'S MONEY OUT OF THE BANK?

357
00:14:58,326 --> 00:15:01,129
THAT PART WILL BE EASY,
THANKS TO THE NICE PEOPLE

358
00:15:01,164 --> 00:15:03,866
AT MOM'S OLD-FASHIONED
VIDEO SURVEILLANCE UNIT.

359
00:15:05,334 --> 00:15:06,969
Do you still remember
your pin number?

360
00:15:07,002 --> 00:15:09,504
Sure. It's the price
of a cheese pizza
and a large soda

361
00:15:09,537 --> 00:15:11,973
back where I used to
work-- Pinucci's Pizza.

362
00:15:12,007 --> 00:15:13,408
[ Tape Rewinding ]

363
00:15:13,441 --> 00:15:16,478
It's the price
of a cheese pizza
and a large soda.

364
00:15:16,512 --> 00:15:18,714
YOU KNOW WHAT NEEDS
TO BE DONE.

365
00:15:18,747 --> 00:15:19,848
WHAT?

366
00:15:19,882 --> 00:15:22,984
GET HIS PIN NUMBER,
YOU IDIOTS!

367
00:15:23,017 --> 00:15:28,991
NOW I'M OFF TO SOME CHARITY B.S.
FOR KNOCKED-UP TEENAGE SLUTS.

368
00:15:29,023 --> 00:15:30,993
[ Knock At Door ]

369
00:15:31,026 --> 00:15:34,262
[ Walt ]
MR. FRY, IT'S THOSE THREE
PLUMBERS YOU CALLED FOR.

370
00:15:34,296 --> 00:15:36,732
[ Igner ]
WE'RE HERE TO TIGHTEN
YOUR DRAINS.

371
00:15:36,765 --> 00:15:38,733
[ Hard Whack ]
OW!

372
00:15:40,368 --> 00:15:42,504
I DIDN'T ORDER ANY--

373
00:15:42,537 --> 00:15:44,073
QUICK! GIVE HIM
THE TRANQUILIZER.

374
00:15:45,273 --> 00:15:47,443
[ Muffled Gagging ]

375
00:15:47,475 --> 00:15:49,512
THAT'S A GOOD BOY.

376
00:15:49,545 --> 00:15:50,878
[ Gulp ]

377
00:15:54,816 --> 00:15:56,785
WAKE UP, MR. FRY.

378
00:15:56,819 --> 00:15:58,587
WHERE AM I?

379
00:15:58,621 --> 00:16:02,425
YOU'RE IN THE GOOD OLD YEAR 2000
WORKING HERE AT PINUCCI'S PIZZA.

380
00:16:02,458 --> 00:16:04,392
YOU FELL ASLEEP ON THE JOB.

381
00:16:04,426 --> 00:16:08,030
WELL, THAT SOUNDS LIKE ME,
BUT I THOUGHT I GOT FROZEN.

382
00:16:08,063 --> 00:16:09,531
WASN'T I IN THE FUTURE?

383
00:16:09,565 --> 00:16:13,201
NO, YOU ONLY "DREAMED"
YOU WERE IN THE YEAR 3000.

384
00:16:13,235 --> 00:16:14,536
SO I'M REALLY BACK?

385
00:16:14,570 --> 00:16:17,573
WELL, THAT'S EXACTLY
WHAT I WANTED, I GUESS.

386
00:16:17,606 --> 00:16:18,641
WHO ARE YOU?

387
00:16:18,674 --> 00:16:19,974
I AM MR. PINUCCI.

388
00:16:20,007 --> 00:16:21,243
YOU ARE?

389
00:16:21,276 --> 00:16:23,545
DID-DID YOU GROW A MUSTACHE
SINCE LAST NIGHT?

390
00:16:23,579 --> 00:16:26,714
NO. NOW, GO WORK
THE CURRENCY REGISTER.

391
00:16:26,748 --> 00:16:29,417
I THINK I HEAR
A CUSTOMER COMING.

392
00:16:29,451 --> 00:16:32,188
I SAID, "I THINK I HEAR
A CUSTOMER COMING."

393
00:16:33,921 --> 00:16:35,123
OH, HURRY UP, PLEASE.

394
00:16:35,157 --> 00:16:37,325
I WANT TO GET BACK
TO THE HEAD MUSEUM.

395
00:16:37,359 --> 00:16:38,793
DON'T WORRY,
MISS ANDERSON.

396
00:16:38,827 --> 00:16:40,229
THIS WON'T TAKE LONG.

397
00:16:40,262 --> 00:16:42,998
NOW, YOUR MOTIVATION IS,
YOU'RE BACK IN THE YEAR 2000

398
00:16:43,031 --> 00:16:44,933
AND YOUR HEAD'S
STILL ON YOUR BODY

399
00:16:44,966 --> 00:16:46,601
AND YOU WANT A CHEESE PIZZA.

400
00:16:49,937 --> 00:16:51,506
OKAY, BUT I'M ONLY DOING THIS

401
00:16:51,540 --> 00:16:54,443
SO PEOPLE WILL TAKE MY HEAD
SERIOUSLY AS AN ACTRESS.

402
00:16:54,476 --> 00:16:57,079
HEY, LOOK-- ANCHOVIES.

403
00:16:57,111 --> 00:16:58,746
OF COURSE.

404
00:16:58,781 --> 00:17:00,348
THEY'RE NOT EXTINCT YET.

405
00:17:00,383 --> 00:17:02,150
AND IF YOU NEED
FURTHER PROOF

406
00:17:02,185 --> 00:17:04,752
THAT THIS IS REALLY
A THOUSAND YEARS AGO

407
00:17:04,787 --> 00:17:08,056
WELL, HERE'S CONTEMPORARY
ACTRESS PAMELA ANDERSON.

408
00:17:09,358 --> 00:17:10,858
OOH.

409
00:17:11,894 --> 00:17:13,262
HELLO, FRY.

410
00:17:13,296 --> 00:17:15,431
REMEMBER ME
FROM BAYWATCH: THE MOVIE?

411
00:17:15,464 --> 00:17:16,598
UH--

412
00:17:16,631 --> 00:17:18,099
IT WAS THE FIRST MOVIE

413
00:17:18,133 --> 00:17:20,336
TO BE SHOT ENTIRELY
IN SLOW MOTION.

414
00:17:20,368 --> 00:17:21,970
IT HASN'T BEEN MADE YET.

415
00:17:22,003 --> 00:17:23,705
THEN HE DOESN'T KNOW
I WON THE OSCAR?

416
00:17:23,739 --> 00:17:25,541
NOPE.
CRAP!

417
00:17:25,573 --> 00:17:27,710
WAIT. YOU'RE
PAMELA ANDERSON.

418
00:17:27,743 --> 00:17:30,178
COOL. WHAT CAN I GET YOU?

419
00:17:30,213 --> 00:17:33,616
OH, I'LL HAVE A CHEESE PIZZA
AND A LARGE--

420
00:17:33,648 --> 00:17:35,350
UH... LINE?

421
00:17:35,384 --> 00:17:36,551
SODA.

422
00:17:36,585 --> 00:17:37,685
OH, RIGHT.

423
00:17:37,720 --> 00:17:40,489
CHEESE PIZZA AND A LARGE SODA.

424
00:17:40,522 --> 00:17:42,625
UH, CHEESE AND A--

425
00:17:42,657 --> 00:17:44,193
THAT WAS QUICK.

426
00:17:44,226 --> 00:17:46,294
SO, WHAT DO I OWE YOU?

427
00:17:46,329 --> 00:17:48,964
10.77--

428
00:17:48,996 --> 00:17:50,398
SAME AS MY PIN NUMBER.

429
00:17:50,433 --> 00:17:52,568
[ Laughing ]
[ Laughing ]

430
00:17:58,406 --> 00:18:01,909
[ Igner ]
HEY, YOU DON'T
GET TO LAUGH.

431
00:18:04,547 --> 00:18:06,314
THANKS A BILLION.

432
00:18:06,348 --> 00:18:07,916
[ Laughing ]

433
00:18:07,950 --> 00:18:11,320
MORE LIKE 4.3 BILLION.

434
00:18:11,354 --> 00:18:12,687
OH!
OW!

435
00:18:23,965 --> 00:18:26,534
UH, I HAD A NIGHTMARE
I WAS IN THE YEAR 2000

436
00:18:26,569 --> 00:18:28,169
AND YOU GUYS NEVER EXISTED.

437
00:18:28,203 --> 00:18:31,005
I'M SO GLAD I'M AWAKE NOW
AND YOU'RE REALLY HERE.

438
00:18:31,039 --> 00:18:32,608
SINCE WHEN DO YOU
CARE ABOUT US?

439
00:18:32,640 --> 00:18:35,077
WE THOUGHT YOU
ONLY CARED ABOUT
CANS OF ANCHOVIES

440
00:18:35,109 --> 00:18:37,178
AND STUFFY OLD SONGS
ABOUT THE BUTTOCKS.

441
00:18:37,212 --> 00:18:39,181
NO, THAT'S NOT TRUE.

442
00:18:39,214 --> 00:18:40,683
GOOD-BYE.

443
00:18:40,715 --> 00:18:43,085
WHEE!

444
00:18:43,118 --> 00:18:46,554
[ Announcer ]
THIS DREAM BROUGHT TO YOU
BY LIGHTSPEED BRIEFS.

445
00:18:46,589 --> 00:18:48,723
BENDER, LEELA...

446
00:18:48,756 --> 00:18:50,125
DON'T LEAVE ME.

447
00:18:50,157 --> 00:18:51,627
WAIT A MINUTE.

448
00:18:51,659 --> 00:18:53,861
HEY, HEY, BUDDY,
WHAT YEAR IS THIS?

449
00:18:53,896 --> 00:18:56,130
UH... 3000.

450
00:18:56,164 --> 00:18:57,566
3000?

451
00:18:57,599 --> 00:18:59,402
YES! I'M STILL IN THE FUTURE!

452
00:18:59,435 --> 00:19:01,069
LIFE IS WONDERFUL!

453
00:19:01,102 --> 00:19:03,406
WAIT. WHAT ARE YOU DOING
WITH MY STUFF?

454
00:19:03,438 --> 00:19:04,906
UH, CHECK BOUNCED.

455
00:19:04,939 --> 00:19:06,774
WE'RE TAKING IT ALL BACK.

456
00:19:06,809 --> 00:19:12,447
OH, NO, MY A.T.M. CARD--
MY-MY SECRET PIN NUMBER: 1077.

457
00:19:12,481 --> 00:19:14,883
I'VE GOT NOTHING LEFT.

458
00:19:14,916 --> 00:19:16,819
EXCEPT...

459
00:19:19,621 --> 00:19:20,888
YOU'RE FRY'S RELATIVE.

460
00:19:20,923 --> 00:19:23,125
DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA
HOW HE GOT SO CRAZY?

461
00:19:23,157 --> 00:19:24,393
UH, WHAT?

462
00:19:24,426 --> 00:19:27,396
OH, THEY SAY MADNESS
RUNS IN OUR FAMILY.

463
00:19:27,429 --> 00:19:29,063
SOME EVEN CALL ME MAD.

464
00:19:29,097 --> 00:19:31,133
AND WHY?

465
00:19:31,166 --> 00:19:35,169
BECAUSE I DARED TO DREAM OF
MY OWN RACE OF ATOMIC MONSTERS--

466
00:19:35,203 --> 00:19:38,240
ATOMIC SUPERMEN WITH
OCTAGONAL-SHAPED BODIES

467
00:19:38,272 --> 00:19:39,974
THAT SUCK BLOOD
OUT OF YOU--

468
00:19:40,008 --> 00:19:41,243
LEELA, BENDER!

469
00:19:41,275 --> 00:19:42,578
I MISSED YOU SO MUCH.

470
00:19:42,610 --> 00:19:44,413
YOU DID?
WHAT HAPPENED?

471
00:19:44,446 --> 00:19:45,748
I WAS ROBBED.

472
00:19:45,781 --> 00:19:47,816
THEY GOT EVERYTHING,
EXCEPT THESE.

473
00:19:47,849 --> 00:19:49,184
WHO DID?

474
00:19:49,216 --> 00:19:50,852
HELLO, FRY.

475
00:19:50,886 --> 00:19:52,355
IT'S MOM.

476
00:19:52,387 --> 00:19:55,256
I FELT TERRIBLE WHEN I HEARD
ABOUT YOUR MONEY TROUBLES

477
00:19:55,290 --> 00:19:58,260
AND I THOUGHT MAYBE I COULD
HELP OUT A SWEET YOUNG MAN

478
00:19:58,292 --> 00:20:00,762
BY BUYING HIS ANCHOVIES.

479
00:20:00,796 --> 00:20:03,298
SORRY, BUT THE ANCHOVIES
AREN'T FOR SALE.

480
00:20:03,331 --> 00:20:05,533
WHAT? LISTEN,
YOU LITTLE BASTARD

481
00:20:05,568 --> 00:20:07,602
I CONTROL
THE ROBOT OIL BUSINESS

482
00:20:07,636 --> 00:20:09,437
AND I WON'T LET YOU RUIN ME.

483
00:20:09,472 --> 00:20:10,973
HOW MUCH DO YOU WANT?

484
00:20:11,005 --> 00:20:13,008
YOU MIGHT AS WELL PUT
THAT CHECKBOOK AWAY

485
00:20:13,041 --> 00:20:15,810
BECAUSE I'VE DISCOVERED
SOMETHING EVEN MORE IMPORTANT--

486
00:20:15,843 --> 00:20:18,781
MY FRIENDS, AND THEY AREN'T
WORTH EVEN A PENNY TO ME.

487
00:20:18,813 --> 00:20:22,451
THAT'S WHY THESE ANCHOVIES
ARE GOING ON A PIZZA...

488
00:20:22,484 --> 00:20:25,788
SO I CAN SHARE THE FOOD I LOVE
WITH THE PEOPLE I LIKE.

489
00:20:25,820 --> 00:20:28,456
HOLY HELL! YOU'RE
GOING TO EAT THEM?

490
00:20:28,491 --> 00:20:31,527
OH! WELL, JUST MAKE SURE
YOU EAT THEM ALL.

491
00:20:31,560 --> 00:20:33,328
YOU'RE A GROWING BOY.

492
00:20:33,361 --> 00:20:35,798
TOODLE-OO!

493
00:20:35,830 --> 00:20:36,865
DUMB ASS.

494
00:20:36,898 --> 00:20:38,733
WHAT A NICE LADY.

495
00:20:43,070 --> 00:20:45,808
OKAY, MY FRIENDS,
GET READY

496
00:20:45,840 --> 00:20:48,843
FOR THE MOST
DELICIOUS
EXTINCT ANIMAL

497
00:20:48,877 --> 00:20:50,378
YOU'VE EVER TASTED.

498
00:20:50,413 --> 00:20:51,813
I DON'T KNOW.

499
00:20:51,847 --> 00:20:52,848
I'VE HAD COW.

500
00:20:54,249 --> 00:20:55,917
[ All Retching ]

501
00:20:55,951 --> 00:20:57,051
GROSS!

502
00:20:57,085 --> 00:20:58,086
ICK!

503
00:20:58,119 --> 00:20:59,487
MM.

504
00:20:59,521 --> 00:21:01,857
EH, NO ONE LIKES
THEM AT FIRST

505
00:21:01,889 --> 00:21:03,925
BUT THEY'LL GROW ON YOU.

506
00:21:03,958 --> 00:21:07,262
[ Sniffing ]
THAT STENCH--

507
00:21:07,294 --> 00:21:09,432
THAT HEAVENLY STENCH.

508
00:21:13,234 --> 00:21:14,602
MORE.

509
00:21:14,637 --> 00:21:17,004
THERE AREN'T ANYMORE,
AND THERE NEVER WILL BE.

510
00:21:17,039 --> 00:21:18,339
MORE!

511
00:21:18,372 --> 00:21:19,742
MORE!

512
00:21:19,774 --> 00:21:22,243
MORE!

513
00:21:22,277 --> 00:21:23,779
MORE!