1 00:00:32,382 --> 00:00:37,887 {\an8}Okay. So the extermination is coming in six months instead of a year. 2 00:00:37,888 --> 00:00:41,015 {\an8}No big deal. Just a little setback. 3 00:00:41,016 --> 00:00:42,724 Nothing we can't handle. 4 00:00:42,725 --> 00:00:44,497 {\an8}Just angels cutting our timetable in half. 5 00:00:44,498 --> 00:00:46,270 {\an8}But who needs a whole year to save souls? 6 00:00:46,271 --> 00:00:48,063 Am I right? And next time, 7 00:00:48,064 --> 00:00:49,816 when they cut the time in half again and again, 8 00:00:49,817 --> 00:00:51,192 we'll just handle it, right?! 9 00:00:51,193 --> 00:00:53,360 Yes, we will. 10 00:00:53,361 --> 00:00:57,073 {\an8}Oh, please, ya had less than half a chance when you started 11 00:00:57,074 --> 00:00:59,741 {\an8}all this salvation bullshit. 12 00:00:59,742 --> 00:01:03,558 {\an8}And now... Ain't no silver lining this time toots. 13 00:01:03,559 --> 00:01:07,374 Sure there is. We just have to look a little harder for it. 14 00:01:07,375 --> 00:01:11,295 {\an8}Well, while you're lookin, the rest of Hell is going nuts. 15 00:01:11,296 --> 00:01:14,194 People are already freaking out about the news. 16 00:01:14,195 --> 00:01:17,093 Look at what's happening in the Doomsday District. 17 00:01:17,094 --> 00:01:19,261 Err, what is a "donkey show"? 18 00:01:19,262 --> 00:01:24,308 Aah, heh, nothing. My boss, Val, is just freaked out about the news, too. 19 00:01:24,309 --> 00:01:27,415 Like I said, everyone's losing their shit. 20 00:01:27,416 --> 00:01:30,522 Yeah, that's true. Sinners are desperate. 21 00:01:30,523 --> 00:01:36,028 Maybe desperate enough to try anything to escape the extermination? 22 00:01:36,029 --> 00:01:41,534 This is the perfect time to recruit more sinners for the hotel! 23 00:01:41,535 --> 00:01:44,766 Cute idea and all, but you really going to go out in all of this? 24 00:01:44,767 --> 00:01:47,999 Well, it's not like people are just going to show up on our doorstep. 25 00:01:49,876 --> 00:01:52,920 Show yourself, Alastor! 26 00:01:52,921 --> 00:01:55,923 Come and face... 27 00:01:55,924 --> 00:01:57,737 Oh, there you are... 28 00:01:57,738 --> 00:01:59,552 Face my wrath! 29 00:01:59,553 --> 00:02:00,886 Who are you? 30 00:02:00,887 --> 00:02:04,139 Who am I? Who am I? 31 00:02:04,140 --> 00:02:11,140 I am the great Sir Pentious! Inventor, architect of destruction, 32 00:02:11,147 --> 00:02:13,795 villain extraordinaire! 33 00:02:13,796 --> 00:02:16,443 Woo! You tell 'em, boss. 34 00:02:16,444 --> 00:02:19,988 Ooh, he's a bad boy. 35 00:02:19,989 --> 00:02:22,325 Huh, well if all that's true, you'd think I'd have heard of you. 36 00:02:22,326 --> 00:02:25,348 I attacked you literally last week. 37 00:02:25,349 --> 00:02:28,371 We've done battle, like... 20 times. 38 00:02:28,372 --> 00:02:31,250 Well, you must have been really bad at this. 39 00:02:31,251 --> 00:02:33,585 Silence! Now cower! 40 00:02:33,586 --> 00:02:37,924 For when I've slain you, the almighty Vees 41 00:02:37,925 --> 00:02:41,177 will finally acknowledge me as their equal! 42 00:02:41,178 --> 00:02:44,013 Ooh! Wait, who are the Vees? 43 00:02:44,014 --> 00:02:46,098 Oh, nobody important. 44 00:02:48,518 --> 00:02:50,519 New VoxTek designer voyeur scopes. 45 00:02:50,520 --> 00:02:53,564 Peeping on the neighbors has never been more stylish. 46 00:02:53,565 --> 00:02:56,191 VoxTek. Trust us with your money. 47 00:02:56,192 --> 00:02:59,445 This week's episode of "Yeah I Fucked Your Sister So What?" 48 00:02:59,446 --> 00:03:01,404 is brought to you by VoxTek. 49 00:03:01,405 --> 00:03:03,491 Trust us with your entertainment. 50 00:03:03,492 --> 00:03:05,951 VoxTek. Trust us. 51 00:03:05,952 --> 00:03:09,058 Trust us. Trust us. Trust us. Trust us. Trust us... 52 00:03:09,059 --> 00:03:12,166 Now that's good television... 53 00:03:16,629 --> 00:03:19,256 Hello there, Velvette. How are you this hellish morning? 54 00:03:19,257 --> 00:03:21,884 Oh, cut the shit, Vox. I need you up here now! 55 00:03:21,885 --> 00:03:24,344 Whatever could be the problem my dear? 56 00:03:24,345 --> 00:03:27,222 Your little boy toy is wrecking my department 57 00:03:27,223 --> 00:03:29,308 while I ' m trying to pull together a show and... 58 00:03:29,309 --> 00:03:30,892 Fucking bitch! 59 00:03:30,893 --> 00:03:32,936 Just get your ass here. Now! 60 00:03:32,937 --> 00:03:36,022 Dammit Valentino! 61 00:03:36,023 --> 00:03:38,608 Oh god, here I go. Valentino. 62 00:03:38,609 --> 00:03:41,195 Just another fuckin day with Val. 63 00:03:41,196 --> 00:03:43,322 Hey, hey, hey. Fuck my life. 64 00:03:47,493 --> 00:03:49,327 Mr Vox! Mr Vox! 65 00:03:49,328 --> 00:03:53,081 Mr. Vox, question for you over here. Mr Vox 66 00:03:53,082 --> 00:03:56,085 Mr. Vox. What are your thoughts on the new extermination deadline? 67 00:03:56,086 --> 00:04:00,923 My dear people, we at VoxTek Enterprises have always been 68 00:04:00,924 --> 00:04:03,508 at the forefront of innovation. 69 00:04:03,509 --> 00:04:09,098 And now with this new oncoming threat, we are shifting our focus 70 00:04:09,099 --> 00:04:11,975 to your protection. 71 00:04:11,976 --> 00:04:17,106 We are pleased to announce VoxTek Angelic Security is coming soon. 72 00:04:17,107 --> 00:04:22,235 Trust us with your safety. 73 00:04:22,236 --> 00:04:27,157 Sir? Uh, when did we begin working on Angelic Security? 74 00:04:27,158 --> 00:04:30,411 30 seconds ago. Try to get that bitch Carmilla on the books 75 00:04:30,412 --> 00:04:32,371 and cancel all my appointments today. 76 00:04:32,372 --> 00:04:34,332 I have a fire to put out upstairs. 77 00:04:39,211 --> 00:04:42,965 Ugh. No. Unacceptable. You're fired. 78 00:04:42,966 --> 00:04:46,260 What is this? Wrist ruffles? Is it 1750? 79 00:04:46,261 --> 00:04:49,117 Burn it like the witches who wore it. 80 00:04:49,118 --> 00:04:51,651 Oh, Velvet. I can see you're busy. 81 00:04:51,652 --> 00:04:54,184 Tell me where's our hot headed friend now? 82 00:04:54,185 --> 00:04:58,689 Up in his tower, waiting for a flat-faced prince to calm him down. 83 00:04:58,690 --> 00:05:03,986 And uh, what's got him so out of sorts today? 84 00:05:03,987 --> 00:05:07,155 Who knows? But he tore up my best model. 85 00:05:07,156 --> 00:05:09,992 And you know, the show can't wait for that unlucky bitch 86 00:05:09,993 --> 00:05:11,661 to pull herself back together. 87 00:05:11,662 --> 00:05:13,996 Melissa, get over here. 88 00:05:13,997 --> 00:05:15,622 No. No. Hideous. 89 00:05:15,623 --> 00:05:17,999 I want to die. Eww. Oh, yes. That's the one. 90 00:05:18,000 --> 00:05:19,752 Well, looks like you have everything under control here. 91 00:05:19,753 --> 00:05:22,213 Of course I do. Fuck you. Now shoo! 92 00:05:22,214 --> 00:05:24,465 Take care of the piss baby. 93 00:05:33,641 --> 00:05:35,433 Fuckin' finally, 94 00:05:35,434 --> 00:05:38,103 Kitty, another drink. 95 00:05:38,104 --> 00:05:40,272 Can you believe what that piece of shit did? 96 00:05:40,273 --> 00:05:43,191 The ungrateful whore! 97 00:05:43,192 --> 00:05:45,027 Um which whore are we talking about this time? 98 00:05:45,028 --> 00:05:46,695 Fucking Angel Dust. 99 00:05:46,696 --> 00:05:49,115 Who the hell else would I be talking about? 100 00:05:49,490 --> 00:05:53,077 That fucking slut walked out on me. Me. 101 00:05:53,078 --> 00:05:54,536 I fucking made him. 102 00:05:54,537 --> 00:05:56,413 Without me, he's just a bag of meat 103 00:05:56,414 --> 00:05:58,289 with some mildly entertaining holes. 104 00:05:58,290 --> 00:06:01,252 - Angel quit? - No, he didn't fucking quit. 105 00:06:01,253 --> 00:06:04,254 It's worse. He moved! 106 00:06:04,255 --> 00:06:08,175 He thinks he can just walk in here, work, and then go home somewhere else. 107 00:06:08,176 --> 00:06:09,760 Can you fucking believe that?! 108 00:06:09,761 --> 00:06:11,511 He thinks he can run off 109 00:06:11,512 --> 00:06:13,951 and shack up with Lucifer's bimbo daughter? 110 00:06:13,952 --> 00:06:16,527 Angel is living with Lucifer's daughter now? 111 00:06:16,528 --> 00:06:18,378 Yeah, that bitch. Chalkie, or Chandler, or... 112 00:06:18,379 --> 00:06:20,229 I don't know. Something mannish like that. 113 00:06:20,230 --> 00:06:21,730 She's got this hotel and... 114 00:06:21,731 --> 00:06:23,732 And which of these makes me look sexier? 115 00:06:23,733 --> 00:06:25,735 What are you doing, Val? 116 00:06:25,736 --> 00:06:27,736 You're not going over there. 117 00:06:27,737 --> 00:06:31,239 That slippery twink is going to remember who owns him. 118 00:06:31,240 --> 00:06:34,577 I'm going to fuck everyone in that rancid shithole, I swear to God. 119 00:06:34,578 --> 00:06:37,621 Val! Think about it. 120 00:06:37,622 --> 00:06:40,123 Our brand is perfection. 121 00:06:40,124 --> 00:06:42,334 And what do you think chasing whores around town 122 00:06:42,335 --> 00:06:43,836 will do for our image? 123 00:06:43,837 --> 00:06:46,088 Uh... Fuck it up? 124 00:06:46,089 --> 00:06:48,339 Right! 125 00:06:48,340 --> 00:06:51,427 Do you want people thinking you can't control your employees? 126 00:06:51,428 --> 00:06:53,261 - No. - Exactly. 127 00:06:53,262 --> 00:06:56,723 And, hey, you still have him under contract. 128 00:06:56,724 --> 00:07:00,186 He isn't going anywhere. So you should...? 129 00:07:00,603 --> 00:07:02,562 Do nothing? 130 00:07:02,563 --> 00:07:06,400 Great idea. Now, that's why they pay you the big bucks. 131 00:07:06,401 --> 00:07:09,527 But I really wanted to shoot someone. 132 00:07:09,528 --> 00:07:12,364 Well, let me call up the lowest earners this month. 133 00:07:12,365 --> 00:07:16,577 Oh, you know me too well. 134 00:07:19,205 --> 00:07:23,709 You know, Angel isn't the only one spending time at this ratty hotel 135 00:07:23,710 --> 00:07:25,794 with the devil's princessa. 136 00:07:25,795 --> 00:07:29,047 Oh, who else is there? Someone who owes you money? 137 00:07:29,048 --> 00:07:32,301 Someone who owes us much more than money. 138 00:07:32,302 --> 00:07:33,844 The Radio Demon is there. 139 00:07:36,388 --> 00:07:38,390 What did you just say? 140 00:07:38,391 --> 00:07:40,183 You heard me. 141 00:07:40,184 --> 00:07:44,687 Alastor came back and he is with Lucifer's daughter, 142 00:07:44,688 --> 00:07:48,692 and that wasn't the first fucking thing you told me?! 143 00:07:48,693 --> 00:07:51,654 Hey, killing Alastor is your kink. 144 00:07:53,155 --> 00:07:56,659 Arrgh, Oh! Please! Stop! 145 00:07:56,660 --> 00:07:59,224 Um, Alastor? I think he's had enough. 146 00:07:59,225 --> 00:08:01,789 Nah, he's got a few more hits in im! 147 00:08:01,790 --> 00:08:03,665 Aahhh! 148 00:08:03,666 --> 00:08:07,503 Thanks for another forgettable experience. 149 00:08:08,212 --> 00:08:11,799 Thank... you... for letting your guard down! 150 00:08:11,800 --> 00:08:14,134 Haha! Yah! Oh, shit. 151 00:08:14,593 --> 00:08:19,639 Argh! 152 00:08:19,640 --> 00:08:22,434 Well, it looks as though I need a visit to the tailor. 153 00:08:22,435 --> 00:08:24,353 Best of luck, chums. 154 00:08:24,354 --> 00:08:26,271 Wait. You're leaving? 155 00:08:26,272 --> 00:08:29,191 Alastor, we need your help. We need you to do your job. 156 00:08:29,192 --> 00:08:29,942 We need a wall. 157 00:08:29,943 --> 00:08:31,860 Of course. 158 00:08:31,861 --> 00:08:34,530 Can't let my new project fall into disrepair already. 159 00:08:34,531 --> 00:08:35,781 What would the papers say? 160 00:08:39,493 --> 00:08:42,204 Hey, sweet cheeks. 161 00:08:42,205 --> 00:08:43,621 What you doing later? 162 00:08:43,622 --> 00:08:47,500 I love me a man with a giant... tool. 163 00:08:47,501 --> 00:08:49,712 See? Look, at how he flirts with that guy, 164 00:08:49,713 --> 00:08:51,713 and he's not even paying. 165 00:08:51,714 --> 00:08:54,884 Who is that? I'm gonna fucking kill his whole fucking family. 166 00:08:54,885 --> 00:08:56,467 Vox? Vox? 167 00:08:59,889 --> 00:09:02,099 That fucker is back! 168 00:09:02,100 --> 00:09:04,310 Yeah, I thought he was gone for good too. 169 00:09:04,311 --> 00:09:05,894 It's been seven years! 170 00:09:05,895 --> 00:09:08,647 You still pissed he almost beat you that time? 171 00:09:08,648 --> 00:09:11,399 - Uh, fuck you. - Just saying. 172 00:09:11,400 --> 00:09:13,527 Things have changed a lot since he left town. 173 00:09:13,528 --> 00:09:14,820 That's for sure. 174 00:09:14,821 --> 00:09:16,404 I got to send a message 175 00:09:16,405 --> 00:09:18,657 of who's really in charge of things now. 176 00:09:20,242 --> 00:09:22,410 ♪ Welcome home ♪ 177 00:09:22,411 --> 00:09:24,579 ♪ I'm gonna make you wish ♪ 178 00:09:24,580 --> 00:09:27,249 ♪ That you'd stayed gone. ♪ 179 00:09:27,250 --> 00:09:29,334 ♪ Say hello ♪ 180 00:09:29,335 --> 00:09:31,961 ♪ To a new status quo ♪ 181 00:09:31,962 --> 00:09:36,300 ♪ Everyone knows that there's a brand new dawn ♪ 182 00:09:36,301 --> 00:09:38,427 ♪ Turn the TV on ♪ 183 00:09:39,762 --> 00:09:43,264 Camera, speeds. Rolling in 3,2. 184 00:09:43,265 --> 00:09:45,642 ♪ Welcome to the show ♪ 185 00:09:45,643 --> 00:09:48,520 {\an8}♪ Top of the hour and we're discussing a certain has-been ♪ 186 00:09:48,521 --> 00:09:50,981 {\an8}♪ who has been spotted cavorting around town after a seven year absence. ♪ 187 00:09:50,982 --> 00:09:53,442 {\an8}♪ Did anybody miss him? Did anybody notice? More on tonight's program. ♪ 188 00:09:53,443 --> 00:09:55,443 ♪ So the Radio Demon is back in town. ♪ 189 00:09:55,444 --> 00:09:57,904 ♪ Why is he hanging around? What does that mean for your family? ♪ 190 00:09:57,905 --> 00:10:00,365 ♪ Well handily, I've got good news. He's a loser, a fossil ♪ 191 00:10:00,366 --> 00:10:02,825 ♪ And I don't mean to sound hostile but the demon is a coward ♪ 192 00:10:02,826 --> 00:10:05,371 ♪ You can take that as gospel. Pulling my viewers? Impossible ♪ 193 00:10:05,372 --> 00:10:06,537 ♪ Im visual, he's barely audible ♪ 194 00:10:06,538 --> 00:10:07,997 ♪ Stop giving him the time of day ♪ 195 00:10:07,998 --> 00:10:09,374 ♪ Don't listen to a word he'd say 196 00:10:09,375 --> 00:10:10,750 ♪ Hope he had a nice vacay ♪ 197 00:10:10,751 --> 00:10:12,836 ♪ But he should have stayed away ♪ 198 00:10:12,837 --> 00:10:14,921 ♪ While he hid in radio ♪ 199 00:10:14,922 --> 00:10:17,465 ♪ We pivoted to video ♪ 200 00:10:17,466 --> 00:10:19,550 ♪ And now his medium ♪ 201 00:10:19,551 --> 00:10:21,719 ♪ is getting bloody rare ♪ 202 00:10:21,720 --> 00:10:24,722 ♪ Hell's been better since he split ♪ 203 00:10:24,723 --> 00:10:26,308 ♪ Where's he been? Who gives a shit? ♪ 204 00:10:26,850 --> 00:10:28,434 ♪ Salutations ♪ 205 00:10:28,435 --> 00:10:30,979 ♪ Good to be back on the air ♪ 206 00:10:30,980 --> 00:10:33,690 ♪ Yes I know It's been a while since someone with style ♪ 207 00:10:33,691 --> 00:10:36,402 ♪ Treated hell to a broadcast Sinners rejoice ♪ 208 00:10:36,403 --> 00:10:37,568 What a dated voice! 209 00:10:37,569 --> 00:10:40,656 - Instead of a clout chasing video podcast - Come on! 210 00:10:40,657 --> 00:10:42,532 ♪ Is Vox insecure pursuing allure? ♪ 211 00:10:42,533 --> 00:10:44,075 ♪ Flitting between this fad and that ♪ 212 00:10:44,076 --> 00:10:45,536 - ♪ Is nothing working? ♪ - ♪ Ignore his chirping ♪ 213 00:10:45,537 --> 00:10:46,703 ♪ Every day he's got a new format ♪ 214 00:10:46,704 --> 00:10:48,913 ♪ You're looking at the future ♪ 215 00:10:48,914 --> 00:10:50,206 ♪ He's the shit that comes before that ♪ 216 00:10:50,207 --> 00:10:52,855 ♪ Is Vox as strong as he purports ♪ 217 00:10:52,856 --> 00:10:55,503 ♪ Or is it based on his support? ♪ 218 00:10:55,504 --> 00:10:58,674 ♪ He'd be powerless without the other Vees ♪ 219 00:10:58,675 --> 00:10:59,841 Oh please. 220 00:10:59,842 --> 00:11:01,238 ♪ And here's the sugar ♪ 221 00:11:01,239 --> 00:11:02,635 ♪ on the cream ♪ 222 00:11:02,636 --> 00:11:05,326 - ♪ He asked me to join his team ♪ - Hold on! 223 00:11:05,327 --> 00:11:08,017 ♪ I said no and now he's pissy, that's the tea ♪ 224 00:11:08,018 --> 00:11:09,873 ♪ You old timey prick ♪ 225 00:11:09,874 --> 00:11:11,728 ♪ I'll show you suffering ♪ 226 00:11:11,729 --> 00:11:13,354 ♪ Uh oh, the TV is buffering ♪ 227 00:11:13,355 --> 00:11:16,692 ♪ I'll d estroy yoo-o-u-u you little... ♪ 228 00:11:16,693 --> 00:11:19,737 I'm afraid you've lost your signal. 229 00:11:25,909 --> 00:11:29,120 ♪ Lets begin ♪ 230 00:11:29,121 --> 00:11:35,544 ♪ I'm gonna make you wish that I'd stayed gone ♪ 231 00:11:35,545 --> 00:11:38,129 ♪ Tune on in ♪ 232 00:11:38,130 --> 00:11:42,008 ♪ When I'm done ♪ 233 00:11:42,009 --> 00:11:46,930 ♪ Your status quo Will know its race is run ♪ 234 00:11:46,931 --> 00:11:50,976 ♪ Oh this will be fun ♪ 235 00:11:55,064 --> 00:11:57,607 Fuck! 236 00:11:57,608 --> 00:11:59,984 We have a problem. 237 00:11:59,985 --> 00:12:03,529 Alastor is getting close to Little Princess Morning Star. 238 00:12:03,530 --> 00:12:07,076 So our main concern now is ensuring that no deal is ever struck 239 00:12:07,077 --> 00:12:10,412 between Lucifer's brat and that smiling freak. 240 00:12:10,413 --> 00:12:13,749 Well, how exactly are we supposed to stop it? 241 00:12:13,750 --> 00:12:15,500 Put something inside them. 242 00:12:15,501 --> 00:12:17,585 That's how I get the bitches to behave. 243 00:12:17,586 --> 00:12:22,549 Well maybe someone on the inside isn't such a bad idea. 244 00:12:22,550 --> 00:12:24,008 Do you think Angel would? 245 00:12:24,009 --> 00:12:26,803 That lanky prick won't even return my calls. 246 00:12:26,804 --> 00:12:31,892 We need someone who Little Miss Bleeding Heart would take in. 247 00:12:31,893 --> 00:12:35,958 Someone pathetic, desperate, with no direct ties to us. 248 00:12:35,959 --> 00:12:40,025 I employ every down on their luck loser this side of hell. 249 00:12:40,026 --> 00:12:41,610 Who the fuck is left? 250 00:12:43,529 --> 00:12:47,116 I think I have just the one. 251 00:12:49,034 --> 00:12:51,014 Hmmph! 252 00:12:51,015 --> 00:12:52,995 So how'd it go? 253 00:12:52,996 --> 00:12:55,873 Not a single new recruit. 254 00:12:55,874 --> 00:12:58,669 Yeah. Well, who would want to use their last days 255 00:12:58,670 --> 00:13:01,046 not fucking and fighting? 256 00:13:03,757 --> 00:13:06,176 Why, hello, my dear... 257 00:13:07,803 --> 00:13:08,971 Wait wait wait! 258 00:13:08,972 --> 00:13:11,722 I come in peace. 259 00:13:11,723 --> 00:13:13,099 What are you doing here? 260 00:13:13,100 --> 00:13:14,643 Vaggie what's the problem? 261 00:13:14,644 --> 00:13:16,477 Oh, hello again. 262 00:13:16,478 --> 00:13:18,981 I didn't come looking for a fight. I uhh... 263 00:13:18,982 --> 00:13:21,817 I heard that you're helping people. 264 00:13:21,818 --> 00:13:24,236 People who want to be better? 265 00:13:24,237 --> 00:13:26,654 You heard right. 266 00:13:26,655 --> 00:13:31,535 Welcome to our home of healing. Our resort of restoration. Our... 267 00:13:31,536 --> 00:13:32,952 Are you fucking nuts? 268 00:13:32,953 --> 00:13:34,788 This chump was trying to kill us, like, 269 00:13:34,789 --> 00:13:36,706 literally 6 hours ago. 270 00:13:36,707 --> 00:13:40,169 And now you want to bring him in here to live with us? 271 00:13:40,170 --> 00:13:41,752 Absolutely! 272 00:13:41,753 --> 00:13:43,734 This place is about second chances. 273 00:13:43,735 --> 00:13:45,715 And who deserves one more than this... 274 00:13:45,716 --> 00:13:49,344 slithery... slippery... special little man. 275 00:13:49,345 --> 00:13:52,973 Aren't you're supposed to protect this place? 276 00:13:55,267 --> 00:13:59,813 I... guess he's not much of a threat without the war machine 277 00:13:59,814 --> 00:14:02,148 or even with the war machine. 278 00:14:02,149 --> 00:14:04,526 Oh, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you! 279 00:14:04,527 --> 00:14:07,945 Sir Pentious! Welcome to the Hazbin hotel! 280 00:14:07,946 --> 00:14:12,868 Oh, no darling, thank you. You won't regret this. 281 00:14:12,869 --> 00:14:15,745 Eh, I give you a week tops. 282 00:14:15,746 --> 00:14:21,210 So... this is the bar and the bartender. 283 00:14:21,211 --> 00:14:23,169 This is the curtain, 284 00:14:23,170 --> 00:14:26,089 and this is the new wall after you broke the last one, heh, 285 00:14:26,090 --> 00:14:27,798 and, oh, this, this is... 286 00:14:27,799 --> 00:14:29,800 Babe, you don't have to show him every detail. 287 00:14:29,801 --> 00:14:34,556 Sorry, I'm just so excited to have our first real guest! 288 00:14:34,557 --> 00:14:36,724 Uh, what the hell am I then? 289 00:14:36,725 --> 00:14:40,062 Well, you're an important part of our family here, Angel. 290 00:14:40,063 --> 00:14:42,813 But you, um, uh... 291 00:14:42,814 --> 00:14:45,567 Constantly make us look bad, sexually harass the staff, 292 00:14:45,568 --> 00:14:47,944 and have literally never once tried to improve? 293 00:14:47,945 --> 00:14:53,116 What she means is, it's just nice to have someone interested for once. 294 00:14:55,869 --> 00:14:58,205 Over here we have our maid Niffty. 295 00:14:58,206 --> 00:15:00,915 The bad boy is back. 296 00:15:00,916 --> 00:15:02,708 Never leave me again. 297 00:15:02,709 --> 00:15:04,962 We're about eighty percent sure she's harmless. 298 00:15:04,963 --> 00:15:06,712 And over here we have... 299 00:15:06,713 --> 00:15:10,591 Oh, uh, Alastor, our gracious Facility Manager! 300 00:15:10,592 --> 00:15:14,930 You've met our newest guest, Sir Pentious... Heh heh. 301 00:15:14,931 --> 00:15:18,141 Ah, yes. You're the one who ruined my coat. 302 00:15:18,142 --> 00:15:21,353 I definitely remember you now. 303 00:15:23,272 --> 00:15:26,275 Well, I guess this is a great time for your first lesson: 304 00:15:28,006 --> 00:15:29,735 "How to apologize". 305 00:15:29,736 --> 00:15:32,114 The first step to becoming a better person is to admit when you are wrong, 306 00:15:32,115 --> 00:15:34,657 Why don't you give it a try? 307 00:15:34,658 --> 00:15:41,658 Yes, um... Mr, um, Radio Demon, sir, please forgive me for attacking you 308 00:15:42,708 --> 00:15:46,877 and ruining your very lovely coat... Um, here... 309 00:15:46,878 --> 00:15:52,301 Oh-ho, not many people have been able to take even this much off me. 310 00:15:52,302 --> 00:15:54,261 It must have meant quite a lot to you. 311 00:15:59,308 --> 00:16:02,268 Now! With a new resident, 312 00:16:02,269 --> 00:16:04,938 I think it's important we all get to know each other, 313 00:16:04,939 --> 00:16:07,357 so we are going to play a little game. 314 00:16:07,358 --> 00:16:09,192 Everyone, follow me. 315 00:16:10,027 --> 00:16:11,924 My name is Charlie. 316 00:16:11,925 --> 00:16:13,821 I like to sing. 317 00:16:13,822 --> 00:16:16,700 And when we get to know each other, it's the greatest thing. 318 00:16:18,035 --> 00:16:20,329 My name's Sir Pentious. 319 00:16:20,330 --> 00:16:22,038 I like to build. 320 00:16:22,039 --> 00:16:24,061 And despite my stupid Egg Bois, 321 00:16:24,062 --> 00:16:26,084 I think I'm very skilled. 322 00:16:27,044 --> 00:16:29,170 This is stupid. 323 00:16:29,171 --> 00:16:32,214 ♪ This is not stupid it's just the game ♪ 324 00:16:32,215 --> 00:16:37,054 ♪ Sir Pentious did it well so now please try to do the same ♪ 325 00:16:37,055 --> 00:16:38,929 I am too sober for this. 326 00:16:38,930 --> 00:16:41,015 Well, get used to it and learn how to play. 327 00:16:41,016 --> 00:16:43,352 ♪ This is going to be your whole day ♪ 328 00:16:45,103 --> 00:16:48,940 "Oh I'm a bad man on the streets 329 00:16:48,941 --> 00:16:51,233 who never got enough hugs." 330 00:16:51,234 --> 00:16:55,364 "Now, where's an innocent kid I can sell crack to?" 331 00:16:56,156 --> 00:16:58,303 Wow. Who wrote this? 332 00:16:58,304 --> 00:17:00,452 It's great, right? Keep going. 333 00:17:00,453 --> 00:17:04,830 - "Hey you." - Who, me? 334 00:17:04,831 --> 00:17:09,378 "Yeah, you look like a kid who could use some devil's dandruff." 335 00:17:09,379 --> 00:17:11,253 Oh, for fuck's sake. 336 00:17:11,254 --> 00:17:15,341 Not me. I have to go home and study. 337 00:17:15,342 --> 00:17:19,638 "Come on kid, it'll make you cool like me... 338 00:17:20,347 --> 00:17:22,056 The crack head!" 339 00:17:22,057 --> 00:17:26,895 The only cool thing here is to say no to drugs. 340 00:17:26,896 --> 00:17:29,063 Now, if you'll excuse me, 341 00:17:29,064 --> 00:17:34,069 I'm off to not have sexual intercourse before marriage! 342 00:17:34,070 --> 00:17:39,116 Yes! Oh, bravo, bravo! 343 00:17:39,117 --> 00:17:40,866 Wow, Pentious, 344 00:17:40,867 --> 00:17:43,245 at this rate you'll be redeemed in no time. 345 00:17:44,746 --> 00:17:47,082 I... I'm going to bed. 346 00:17:48,750 --> 00:17:51,044 I am so proud of you, Sir Pentious. 347 00:17:51,045 --> 00:17:53,087 - That was amazing. - Thank you. 348 00:17:53,088 --> 00:17:54,214 - That was beautiful work today! - Thank you. 349 00:17:54,215 --> 00:17:57,717 You like me. You really like me! 350 00:18:06,435 --> 00:18:07,935 Angel, Baby, come home. 351 00:18:07,936 --> 00:18:12,982 It's not the same without you here. I miss you, come back 352 00:18:12,983 --> 00:18:15,443 Angel you bitch, If you don't come home, 353 00:18:15,444 --> 00:18:18,279 You will be fucking greasy truckers for the next year... 354 00:18:18,280 --> 00:18:20,615 Hey, amorcito, I didn't mean to yell, 355 00:18:20,616 --> 00:18:22,784 but you know how crazy you make me f... 356 00:18:22,785 --> 00:18:24,952 You fuckin' slut! 357 00:18:24,953 --> 00:18:26,455 Hey, Angie, about earlier... 358 00:18:26,456 --> 00:18:28,311 Kill your whole fucking fam... 359 00:18:28,312 --> 00:18:30,166 Work ' s really stressful... 360 00:18:30,167 --> 00:18:32,126 Little cocksucking piece of shit... 361 00:18:32,127 --> 00:18:34,295 You actually think you can change? 362 00:18:34,296 --> 00:18:37,841 Addict trash like you doesn't change. 363 00:18:37,842 --> 00:18:41,991 I'll see you soon, baby. 364 00:18:41,992 --> 00:18:46,141 Sorry. Not now, Fat Nuggets. 365 00:18:53,482 --> 00:18:54,878 Aah! 366 00:18:54,879 --> 00:18:56,276 Huh? 367 00:19:01,448 --> 00:19:03,950 You slippery little shit! 368 00:19:05,160 --> 00:19:07,369 You're working for the Vees? 369 00:19:07,370 --> 00:19:10,644 I fucking knew there was something shitty about you. 370 00:19:10,645 --> 00:19:13,919 I don't know what you're talking about... 371 00:19:13,920 --> 00:19:15,378 whorebug! 372 00:19:21,551 --> 00:19:24,304 Get your aggressively average body, 373 00:19:24,513 --> 00:19:25,680 off of me! 374 00:19:25,681 --> 00:19:26,848 Fuck! 375 00:19:33,146 --> 00:19:34,855 What's going on? 376 00:19:34,856 --> 00:19:37,525 This little bitch is a traitor! 377 00:19:37,526 --> 00:19:44,526 Preposterous, I would never betray you. You... are my best friends! 378 00:19:46,117 --> 00:19:48,995 Uh-uh, Then explain this. 379 00:19:51,686 --> 00:19:54,375 Ah! Ah! Abort! Abort! 380 00:19:54,376 --> 00:19:57,879 S.O.S. Agent Pentious in need of immediate evacuation!! 381 00:19:57,880 --> 00:20:01,382 Pentious? Wait... You were caught?! 382 00:20:01,383 --> 00:20:03,864 It hasn't even been a day! 383 00:20:03,865 --> 00:20:06,345 Please, you've got to get me out of here! 384 00:20:06,346 --> 00:20:10,642 I can't believe we thought you could handle even something this simple. 385 00:20:10,643 --> 00:20:13,435 Do us a favor, if they don't kill you, 386 00:20:13,436 --> 00:20:18,316 go ahead and do it yourself, you miserable failure. 387 00:20:18,317 --> 00:20:20,192 I... I... 388 00:20:22,195 --> 00:20:24,531 Just make it quick, I guess. 389 00:20:25,115 --> 00:20:26,533 Not that I deserve it. 390 00:20:26,534 --> 00:20:28,117 Gladly. 391 00:20:28,118 --> 00:20:30,912 Wait... Pentious? 392 00:20:34,165 --> 00:20:36,918 ♪ It starts with sorry ♪ 393 00:20:38,461 --> 00:20:40,505 ♪ That's your foot In the door ♪ 394 00:20:40,506 --> 00:20:43,883 ♪ One simple sorry ♪ 395 00:20:44,926 --> 00:20:47,470 ♪ Spoken straight from your core ♪ 396 00:20:48,138 --> 00:20:51,390 ♪ The path to forgiveness ♪ 397 00:20:51,391 --> 00:20:54,101 ♪ Is a twisting trail of hearts ♪ 398 00:20:54,102 --> 00:20:59,482 ♪ But sorry is where it starts ♪ 399 00:21:01,443 --> 00:21:07,010 ♪ Who could forgive a dirtbag like me ♪ 400 00:21:07,011 --> 00:21:12,578 ♪ I don't deserve your amnesty ♪ 401 00:21:12,579 --> 00:21:15,415 ♪ Can ' t we just kill him ♪ 402 00:21:15,416 --> 00:21:19,376 ♪ Shoot him and spill his blood ♪ 403 00:21:19,377 --> 00:21:21,733 ♪ That's an option you could choose ♪ 404 00:21:21,734 --> 00:21:24,089 ♪ Works for us ♪ 405 00:21:24,090 --> 00:21:28,303 ♪ But who hasn't Been in his shoes ♪ 406 00:21:28,304 --> 00:21:31,348 ♪ It starts with sorry ♪ 407 00:21:31,349 --> 00:21:32,681 ♪ Sorry ♪ 408 00:21:32,682 --> 00:21:34,704 ♪ Dig down deeper and say ♪ 409 00:21:34,705 --> 00:21:36,727 ♪ One sincere sorry ♪ 410 00:21:36,728 --> 00:21:39,063 ♪ I'm so sorry ♪ 411 00:21:39,064 --> 00:21:41,398 ♪ And your journey's underway ♪ 412 00:21:41,399 --> 00:21:44,193 ♪ It'll take time to cover ♪ 413 00:21:44,194 --> 00:21:47,656 ♪ Your vast multitude of sins ♪ ♪ My vast multitude of sins ♪ 414 00:21:47,657 --> 00:21:52,577 ♪ But sorry is where it begins ♪ 415 00:21:52,578 --> 00:21:55,997 ♪ It starts with sorry ♪ 416 00:21:55,998 --> 00:21:59,416 I hated that song! 417 00:21:59,417 --> 00:22:03,253 Why are you so lame? Not a bad boy. 418 00:22:03,254 --> 00:22:07,967 Good first day. Let's get some rest. 419 00:22:13,723 --> 00:22:15,641 What?! 420 00:22:15,642 --> 00:22:19,688 You'll have to try harder than that next time, ol' pal. 421 00:22:19,689 --> 00:22:21,147 Aaaarrggghhhhh!!