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Oh. Charlie?
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Don't understand why it's not
working. Think Charlie, think.
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Think, think, think,
think, think, think.
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{\an8}...Trust falls, every single
morning, we could do...
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{\an8}Yikes.
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{\an8}- Charlie?...Sweetie,
- C'mon, c'mon, c'mon, Charlie!
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{\an8}You, uh. You good?
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Nope, no! Not really! Haha!
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I've been up all night trying to
figure out why the hotel isn't working.
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We've done trust falls. We've
tried sharing our feelings.
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We only have a couple months
left before the angels come.
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- And at this rate...
- Maybe it's time...
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- No.
- to ask...
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Don't say it.
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your dad.
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{\an8}Charlie, I know you don't want to,
but we need every advantage we can get.
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{\an8}He let the extermination
happen to begin with.
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{\an8}They just had a meeting and
said, "Go ahead and kill everyone!"
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{\an8}Wait. That's it.
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{\an8}- Kill everyone?
- No.
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He could get me a meeting
with Heaven.
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Didn't we already try that?
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Well, yeah, with Adam,
he was an asshole.
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But he isn't in charge
of all of Heaven.
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We could go to the top!
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There's sure to be
some angels who will listen.
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What's the holdup?
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You got daddy issues?
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No, we just have
never been close.
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After he and Mom split, he never
really wanted to see me.
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He calls... sometimes, but only if he's
bored or like, needs me to do something.
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Daddy issues.
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Well, I'd like to meet
the big dick in charge.
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The ultimate bad boy.
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I bet he's scary.
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That's it.
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Almost there!
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Now presenting...
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the magic-tastical
backflipping rubber duck!
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Ha ha!
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That spits fire!
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Hold the applause!
Please, okay.
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Oh, thank you, thank you.
Oh God, who am I kidding, this sucks!
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Daughter? Daughter calling,
daughter, daughter calling! Oh! Um-Uh.
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Hello, Charlie.
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H-Hey, heyyy,
CharChar...
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No! No, that's not good.
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Oh, this is the first time
she's called you in years.
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This has to be perfect.
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Hey, bitch!
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Hi, Dad.
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Hey! How are you?
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Wh-wh-where are you these days?
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You know where I am, Dad.
I've told you before.
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You have?
Oh yeah, uh?
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Well, you know I um, uh...
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I told you when you
called me five months ago.
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Or did you not listen?
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No, no, no, no. Just, you know,
just forgot, I've just been really busy!
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Ya know with um...
important things.
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Well, I'm actually running a
hotel to rehabilitate sinners.
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Maybe you saw our commercial.
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Oh... sadly I missed it.
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Heheh, you know I haven't been
watching much TV lately.
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Scrambles the brain.
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But, hey, a hotel! Fun!
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Listen, Dad,
I've got... kind of a big ask.
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Yeah, of course.
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Anything in my power
is yours for the asking.
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You just name it.
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I need to speak to Heaven.
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Well, whoever's in charge up
there, above Adam, above anybody.
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I need to go to the top.
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Oh no!
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Nooooo,
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no, no,
no, no, Charlie
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no, no, no, that's, uh...
No.
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Look, Dad.
I don't ask you for much.
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I never have, but this,
this is really important to me.
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It's the most important thing
I've ever done.
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And... I need you.
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I need your help.
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I don't know, Charlie.
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Please, just come
see what I'm trying to do.
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You'll see why it's
a really good idea.
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And Heaven is bound to agree
if I get the chance to talk to them.
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Please, Dad.
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Wait. You're inviting me over?
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Absolutely!
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Hoh! I'll be there in an hour!
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My daughter wants to
see me! Take that depression!
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Well, we have an hour
until he gets here.
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Okay, people, Lucifer
is on his way.
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So we are going to
get this place presentable,
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and we are all going to make
an amazing impression!
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Vamonos!
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Okay everyone,
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it's showtime!
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- Chaaaarlie!!
- Hey, Da-
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Oh, it's so good
to see you. Haha!
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It's good to see you, too, Dad.
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Welcome! To the Hazbin Hotel!
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Oh, hewwo, Keekee!
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Razzle, Dazzle!
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Oh, look how much
you haven't grown!
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Still fun sized.
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You taking care of
my little girl?
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You better be...
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Wow, this place sure looks,
uh...
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Uh-huh. Yeah. Uh-huh.
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It's got a lot of character.
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Oh, what in the
unholy Hell is that?!
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Just some of the
renovations we had done.
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Adds a bit of color,
don't you think?
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And you are?
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Alastor!
Pleasure to be meeting you, sir.
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Quite a pleasure!
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It's nice to finally
put a face to the name.
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You are much shorter
in real life.
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Who is this? Who's this now?
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Are you the bellhop?
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Haha! No!
I am the host of the hotel.
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You might have heard
of me from my radio broadcast.
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Hmm. Nope! I guess that's why
Charlie called it the 'Hazbin' Hotel! Hahaha.
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Ha ha ha! It was
actually my idea.
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Ha ha ha! Well, it's
not very clever!
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Ha ha, fuck you.
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Okay! Okay. Anyway.
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Dad, look at this lovely parlor,
where people can get to know each other
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and share secrets and stories
and intimate feelings!
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Without Alastor,
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we wouldn't have been
able to pretty it up this much!
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Charlie
has a very unique vision.
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I am happy to fulfill her
bizarre requests.
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Oh, thank you, Alastor.
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Quite an impressive young lady.
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We're all very proud of her.
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Charlie, dear,
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why don't you introduce me
to your other friends?
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Oh, yes, of course.
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This is Vaggie.
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She's my girlfriend!
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Oh ho my golly! You like girls?
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So do I, we have so
much in common!
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Put er' there, Maggie!
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She's so pretty.
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Uh, lovely to meet you, uh, sir!
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And this is Sir Pentious and
Angel Dust, our guests!
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Your Majesty!
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Heya, short king.
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Husk is our bartender, and
Niffty is our housekeeper!
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Nice to meet you.
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Hello.
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I clean. Hehehehe.
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Ha ha ha, alright then.
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Ha ha.
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♪ Looks like you could use some
help from the big boss of Hell himself ♪
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♪ Check out Daddy's
glowing reviews on Yelp ♪
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♪ 'Five Stars' 'Flawless!'
'Greater than great!' ♪
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♪ Oh, with a punch
of a pentagram ♪
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♪ I wap bap boom alakazam ♪
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♪ Usually, I charge a
sacrificial lamb ♪
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♪ But you get the
family rate! ♪
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♪ Thanks, Dad ♪
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♪ Who needs a busboy
now that you've got the chef ♪
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♪ Woh-oh-oh! ♪
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♪ Michelin tasting menu
free a la carte ♪
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♪ I'll rig the game for you
because I'm the ref ♪
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♪ Champagne fountains,
caviar mountains, that's just a start! ♪
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♪ Who's been here
since day one? ♪
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♪ Who's been faithful
as a nun? ♪
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♪ Makes you chuckle
with an old-timey pun ♪
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♪ Your executive producer ♪
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♪ That's true! ♪
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♪ I'm your guy, your
day-to-day ♪
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♪ Your chum, your steadfast
hotelier ♪
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♪ Remember when I fixed
that clog today? ♪
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♪ I was stuck, thank
you, sir! ♪
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♪ Oh you! ♪
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♪ I'm truly honored that
we've built such a bond ♪
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♪ Aawww ♪
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♪ You're like the child
that I wish that I had ♪
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Uh, what?
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♪ I care for you just
like a daughter I spawned ♪
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Hold on now!
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♪ It's a little funny,
you could almost call me ♪
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♪ Dad ♪
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♪ They say when you're
looking for assistance ♪
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♪ It's smart to pick
the path of least resistance ♪
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♪ Others say that in
your needy hour ♪
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♪ There's no substitute
for pure angelic power! ♪
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♪ Who just happens to
also be your blood ♪
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♪ Sadly there are times
a birth parent is a dud ♪
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♪ They say the family
you choose is better ♪
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♪ What a bunch of losers! ♪
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♪ Can you butt out
of my song? ♪
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- ♪ Your song? I started this ♪
- ♪ I'm singing it, I'll finish it! ♪
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♪ Oh you tacky piece of... ♪
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♪ It's me! Yes, it's me!! ♪
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♪ I know you were all
waiting for me ♪
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♪ I'm here ♪
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♪ What a gas ♪
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♪ Took a while but I'm
present at last! ♪
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♪ It's me ♪
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♪ Mimzzzyyyyyyy ♪
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Who?
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Didn't you just hear me?
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Why is everybody gawkin'?
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Is it, cuz I'm adorable?
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Mimzy!
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Alastooorr, sweetie, doll-face!
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So good to see you.
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How you been?
Good? Good.
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Listen, I was in
the neighborhood.
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I heard you were staying
at this ritzy slob factory,
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and I figured
I'd stop by, say hi!
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For old times sake.
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Of course, sweetheart!
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Everyone is welcome here.
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Oh, how nice!
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00:10:05,167 --> 00:10:06,652
So you two know each other?
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Oh, yeah. We go way back,
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ran in the same circles
when we were alive.
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You know, this one used to
frequent the club where I used to perform.
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He's the only one I knew
who could pound whiskey like a sailor
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then keep up with me
on the dance floor.
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Oh, quite a talent, this gal.
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Ho, ho, you should have
seen her in her heyday.
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Hey, watch it tall,
dark and creepy.
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I'm still in my prime!
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Oh, oh my stars!
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Is that Lucifer?
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Move it!
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Pleased to meetcha,
Your Highness.
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Alastor, you gotta warn a girl
when she's in mixed company.
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Charmed, I'm sure.
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As much as I'd love to catch up,
Charlie and I have a tour to continue.
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I'm sure Charlie can handle
showing me around.
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Nonsense!
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We started the hotel together,
and we'll show it off together.
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Right, Charlie?
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Oh, right.
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Why don't you let the
others help you settle in,
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and I'll be back before
you know it.
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00:11:04,319 --> 00:11:07,739
So, where can a girl
get a drink around here?
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My, my, is that Husker?
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Alastor still has you
slinging hooch for him, I see.
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Classic!
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How ya been, fur-ball?
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00:11:17,624 --> 00:11:20,292
Good until five minutes ago.
251
00:11:20,293 --> 00:11:23,171
Oh, don't tell me
you're not happy to see me.
252
00:11:23,172 --> 00:11:25,048
You might hurt my feelins.
253
00:11:25,548 --> 00:11:27,467
Hey Niffty,
whatcha' been up to, girlie?
254
00:11:27,468 --> 00:11:29,009
Fighting bugs.
255
00:11:29,010 --> 00:11:31,304
And uh,
how's that going for you?
256
00:11:31,305 --> 00:11:32,910
They're winning.
257
00:11:32,911 --> 00:11:34,516
But not for long.
258
00:11:35,016 --> 00:11:38,228
Uh-huh... Thanks, pussy cat!
259
00:11:38,229 --> 00:11:39,520
Oh, fuck you.
260
00:11:39,521 --> 00:11:42,524
So uh, you and Alastor
are like what?
261
00:11:42,525 --> 00:11:43,691
Friends?
262
00:11:43,692 --> 00:11:45,568
Well, that's your
word, not mine,
263
00:11:45,569 --> 00:11:47,362
but I think it fits.
264
00:11:48,405 --> 00:11:49,780
Why so surprised?
265
00:11:49,781 --> 00:11:51,740
Well, just didn't know
he had any of those.
266
00:11:51,741 --> 00:11:54,536
He's been here a while and
is still a big, creepy mystery.
267
00:11:55,120 --> 00:11:56,370
What's his deal?
268
00:11:56,371 --> 00:11:58,727
Well, you probably
heard the stories.
269
00:11:58,728 --> 00:12:01,083
He appeared
in Hell suddenly,
270
00:12:01,084 --> 00:12:04,212
making a splash quicker
than anyone had ever seen.
271
00:12:04,713 --> 00:12:08,049
At first, people wanted
to dismiss him,
272
00:12:08,383 --> 00:12:11,219
but soon overlords
started goin' missing,
273
00:12:11,553 --> 00:12:13,513
and not small ones neither.
274
00:12:14,222 --> 00:12:16,391
We're talking heavy hitters.
275
00:12:17,267 --> 00:12:19,226
No one knew what
happened to 'em
276
00:12:19,227 --> 00:12:24,065
until these strange radio
broadcasts started going out.
277
00:12:24,566 --> 00:12:28,236
All you could hear was screams.
278
00:12:28,403 --> 00:12:30,738
Every time an overlord
went missing,
279
00:12:30,739 --> 00:12:34,409
there'd be a new voice
screaming in the broadcast.
280
00:12:35,243 --> 00:12:38,747
That's when Alastor revealed
himself as the Radio Demon,
281
00:12:39,205 --> 00:12:42,667
and anyone that would mess
with him...
282
00:12:42,668 --> 00:12:44,753
Well, let's just say
283
00:12:45,545 --> 00:12:49,716
his broadcasts never
lacked new voices.
284
00:12:51,217 --> 00:12:53,303
That's the story
most people know,
285
00:12:54,095 --> 00:12:56,139
but underneath it all...
286
00:12:56,765 --> 00:12:58,474
He's a total sweetie.
287
00:12:58,475 --> 00:13:00,226
Put on some jazz and
pour a couple fingers of rye,
288
00:13:00,227 --> 00:13:01,436
and he becomes a kitten!
289
00:13:03,104 --> 00:13:04,438
Stop with the looks.
290
00:13:04,439 --> 00:13:06,649
He hasn't done any
of that in a while.
291
00:13:07,233 --> 00:13:09,194
Can I get another one of these?
292
00:13:09,778 --> 00:13:11,528
Oh, what the fuck!
293
00:13:11,529 --> 00:13:15,199
So, once we have the proof
that redemption is possible,
294
00:13:15,200 --> 00:13:19,621
this whole hotel will be full of
demons wanting to check out into Heaven.
295
00:13:19,622 --> 00:13:21,497
We just need
a little more time to prove it.
296
00:13:21,498 --> 00:13:23,708
The sharing circles haven't been
working as fast as I hoped,
297
00:13:23,709 --> 00:13:25,793
Ey, Boss? Can
I have a word.
298
00:13:25,794 --> 00:13:26,795
but I'm thinking
that with a little bit more rethinking
299
00:13:26,796 --> 00:13:27,504
we can really get it going.
300
00:13:27,505 --> 00:13:29,588
What is it?
301
00:13:29,589 --> 00:13:31,442
You and I both know Mimzy only
shows up when she needs somethin'.
302
00:13:31,466 --> 00:13:33,551
That bitch is trouble,
and who knows what kinda demon
303
00:13:33,552 --> 00:13:36,512
she fucked with to
come running to you this time?
304
00:13:36,513 --> 00:13:39,474
It's nothing I can't handle.
Don't worry Husker.
305
00:13:39,475 --> 00:13:42,476
Who in their right
mind would cross me?
306
00:13:42,477 --> 00:13:46,815
I mean... you've been gone
a while and it's not like anybody knows why.
307
00:13:46,816 --> 00:13:48,357
They don't need to know.
308
00:13:48,358 --> 00:13:51,318
And don't you worry
your fuzzy head about it.
309
00:13:51,319 --> 00:13:55,323
You may own my soul,
but I ain't your fucking pet!
310
00:13:55,324 --> 00:13:58,242
Hmhm! But you are! Haha!
311
00:13:58,243 --> 00:14:01,246
Big talk for someone
who's also on a leash.
312
00:14:02,163 --> 00:14:04,540
Aha, what did you say?
313
00:14:04,541 --> 00:14:08,294
Oh, fuck! Nothing I, um...
314
00:14:09,546 --> 00:14:11,839
If you ever say that again,
315
00:14:11,840 --> 00:14:14,425
I will tear your soul apart
316
00:14:14,426 --> 00:14:16,510
and broadcast your screams
317
00:14:16,511 --> 00:14:18,847
for every other disrespectful
wretch
318
00:14:18,848 --> 00:14:20,723
who dares to question me.
319
00:14:20,724 --> 00:14:22,600
- Understood.
- Lovely.
320
00:14:23,643 --> 00:14:26,187
Good talk, my good man!
321
00:14:26,188 --> 00:14:28,856
Always nice to catch up.
322
00:14:28,857 --> 00:14:30,400
And we've
almost been able to find
323
00:14:30,401 --> 00:14:31,693
all of Angel's drug stashes...
324
00:14:32,318 --> 00:14:33,902
Almost.
325
00:14:33,903 --> 00:14:37,907
So once that's out of the way it
should be much smoother sailing.
326
00:14:37,908 --> 00:14:40,869
Well, that certainly is,
uh... is-is something.
327
00:14:40,870 --> 00:14:43,058
So... What do you think?
328
00:14:43,059 --> 00:14:45,247
- About what?
- The hotel.
329
00:14:45,248 --> 00:14:48,877
Oh yes, it does... it does look
much better now, doesn't it?
330
00:14:50,545 --> 00:14:52,942
Ya know, but I'm thinking this
railing needs work,
331
00:14:52,943 --> 00:14:55,341
one good push and you'd just
go right over the edge.
332
00:14:55,342 --> 00:14:57,781
Whoopie, bye-bye.
333
00:14:57,782 --> 00:15:00,220
What? No, no, the plan, Dad!
334
00:15:00,221 --> 00:15:02,599
What do you think about
using the hotel to help sinners?
335
00:15:02,600 --> 00:15:03,599
Ahh.
336
00:15:04,976 --> 00:15:06,602
Alright,
I mean, look...
337
00:15:06,603 --> 00:15:08,645
I love that you want
to see the best in people,
338
00:15:08,646 --> 00:15:12,441
but these sinners... You know,
they're just the worst.
339
00:15:12,442 --> 00:15:15,904
I, I don't know how much you can
realistically expect from them in Heaven.
340
00:15:16,321 --> 00:15:21,451
Hohooo boy, Heaven is not
exactly as carefree as you might think.
341
00:15:21,701 --> 00:15:23,327
Yeah, they have rules.
342
00:15:23,328 --> 00:15:24,953
Lots of rules.
343
00:15:24,954 --> 00:15:27,977
And they aren't very open
minded as you'd hope.
344
00:15:27,978 --> 00:15:31,002
These are our people Dad,
I... I have to try.
345
00:15:31,003 --> 00:15:34,589
Our "people", Charlie,
are awful!
346
00:15:34,756 --> 00:15:37,759
They got gifted free will
and look what they did with it!
347
00:15:37,760 --> 00:15:38,885
Everything's terrible!
348
00:15:40,929 --> 00:15:43,598
I just don't want you to put
yourself on the line for people like...
349
00:15:43,599 --> 00:15:45,433
Geez! What now?!
350
00:15:45,434 --> 00:15:47,267
Well, like that!
351
00:15:47,268 --> 00:15:51,314
Mimzy, we know
you're in there you lousy bitch!
352
00:15:51,315 --> 00:15:52,440
Oh, shit.
353
00:15:53,524 --> 00:15:56,068
- Que carajo?!
- What's going on?
354
00:15:56,069 --> 00:15:58,612
I maaaaaaay be in
trouble with some loan shark's
355
00:15:58,613 --> 00:16:01,616
I may or may not have
borrowed fifty grand from... eep!
356
00:16:01,617 --> 00:16:03,305
You
better come out.
357
00:16:03,306 --> 00:16:04,993
And I may have also
stolen a car...
358
00:16:04,994 --> 00:16:08,748
and crashed it... into
the loan shark's girlfriend.
359
00:16:08,749 --> 00:16:10,290
But that bitch had it coming!
360
00:16:10,291 --> 00:16:12,876
My windows!
361
00:16:12,877 --> 00:16:15,087
Ah! We're under
seige! Ah! Take cover!
362
00:16:15,088 --> 00:16:17,298
Look out! What the fuck?!
363
00:16:18,925 --> 00:16:21,719
Ya see, this is exaaactly what
I'm talking about Charlie.
364
00:16:21,720 --> 00:16:23,303
You build something nice,
365
00:16:23,304 --> 00:16:25,430
you invite people in and
offer them everything
366
00:16:25,431 --> 00:16:29,435
and they just bring violence
and chaos to your doorstep.
367
00:16:29,436 --> 00:16:31,854
It doesn't matter how
well intentioned you are,
368
00:16:31,855 --> 00:16:33,815
they're always going
to disappoint you.
369
00:16:34,649 --> 00:16:36,502
Niffty, come
along!
370
00:16:36,526 --> 00:16:38,444
All of you, get a safe distance.
371
00:16:38,445 --> 00:16:39,820
I'll take care of this.
372
00:16:39,821 --> 00:16:41,990
No, my dear, leave it to me.
373
00:16:42,657 --> 00:16:46,368
It's time I remind everyone
why I am here.
374
00:16:46,369 --> 00:16:50,081
Oh, finally.
Took ya long enough!
375
00:16:50,082 --> 00:16:52,833
A reminder to all,
376
00:16:52,834 --> 00:16:57,338
not to mess with
the Radio Demon.
377
00:17:01,509 --> 00:17:03,093
Yeah!
378
00:17:03,094 --> 00:17:07,015
I will devour
each and every one of you!
379
00:17:07,016 --> 00:17:10,289
Mhm, ya see?
What I tell ya?
380
00:17:10,290 --> 00:17:13,562
Charlie, sinners are violent
psychopaths,
381
00:17:13,563 --> 00:17:17,400
hell bent on causing as much
pain and destruction as they can.
382
00:17:17,401 --> 00:17:20,069
There's really no
point in trying.
383
00:17:20,070 --> 00:17:22,738
Dad, stop! He's defending
this hotel.
384
00:17:22,739 --> 00:17:24,824
It may be a bit
more sadistic than I'd hoped.
385
00:17:24,825 --> 00:17:27,034
But he's doing it for me!
386
00:17:27,035 --> 00:17:30,079
How come he can have faith in
me, but my own father can't?
387
00:17:30,080 --> 00:17:32,457
Ooh, drama.
388
00:17:33,124 --> 00:17:37,420
Oh, I missed
getting to let off steam.
389
00:17:37,920 --> 00:17:41,049
Oh, Alastor! What
a fantastic show.
390
00:17:41,050 --> 00:17:43,425
Bravo, as always.
391
00:17:43,426 --> 00:17:47,430
Thanks for helpin' lil' old me outta
a tough spot, you're always such a pal.
392
00:17:48,557 --> 00:17:49,681
Oops.
393
00:17:49,682 --> 00:17:52,851
Heheheh, sorry about the mess,
394
00:17:52,852 --> 00:17:56,064
but I'm sure the lil' bug
can take care of it for ya.
395
00:17:56,731 --> 00:17:59,441
I think you should go Mimzy.
Now.
396
00:17:59,442 --> 00:18:01,903
Oh pff, Alastor,
you're such a kidder you!
397
00:18:01,904 --> 00:18:03,571
Haha, you are so funny...
398
00:18:03,572 --> 00:18:04,905
I mean it.
399
00:18:04,906 --> 00:18:06,407
You deliberately brought
danger to this place
400
00:18:06,408 --> 00:18:08,076
just to have me clean
up your mess.
401
00:18:08,659 --> 00:18:10,118
I can't have that here.
402
00:18:10,119 --> 00:18:13,080
But you love takin' care a' me!
What?
403
00:18:13,081 --> 00:18:17,085
You don't actually give a shit
about this tacky place, do ya?
404
00:18:17,086 --> 00:18:18,960
Come on.
I know you.
405
00:18:18,961 --> 00:18:21,713
You heartless son of a bitch.
406
00:18:21,714 --> 00:18:25,843
You are welcome if you actually
want to give redemption a shot.
407
00:18:25,844 --> 00:18:29,514
But I think we both know
that's not really your style.
408
00:18:29,515 --> 00:18:31,181
So you need to leave.
409
00:18:31,182 --> 00:18:34,601
Fine! Who needs ya?
410
00:18:34,602 --> 00:18:38,106
Have fun with ya lil'
princess and ya lil' hotel.
411
00:18:38,107 --> 00:18:39,898
See if I care.
412
00:18:41,859 --> 00:18:44,757
This is really getting good.
413
00:18:44,758 --> 00:18:47,657
Dad... just... help me.
414
00:18:47,658 --> 00:18:49,763
I... I can't.
415
00:18:49,764 --> 00:18:51,650
Why can't you?
416
00:18:51,651 --> 00:18:53,177
Charlie!
417
00:18:53,178 --> 00:18:55,109
You don't understand,
418
00:18:55,110 --> 00:18:57,284
Heaven never listens.
419
00:18:57,285 --> 00:18:58,893
They didn't listen to me,
420
00:18:58,894 --> 00:19:00,503
they won't listen to you.
421
00:19:00,504 --> 00:19:02,463
You don't know that!
422
00:19:02,464 --> 00:19:03,965
I do!
423
00:19:05,716 --> 00:19:10,847
♪ You didn't know that when ♪
424
00:19:10,848 --> 00:19:13,933
♪ I tried this all before ♪
425
00:19:14,642 --> 00:19:18,521
♪ My dreams were too
hard to defend ♪
426
00:19:19,939 --> 00:19:22,900
♪ And in the end ♪
427
00:19:23,609 --> 00:19:26,821
♪ I won't lose it all again ♪
428
00:19:27,530 --> 00:19:34,530
♪ Now you're the only thing
worth fighting for ♪
429
00:19:34,620 --> 00:19:41,620
♪ More than anything ♪
430
00:19:42,170 --> 00:19:48,718
♪ I'll shelter and adore you
more than anything ♪
431
00:19:50,219 --> 00:19:52,220
Dad, I don't need you
to protect me from this
432
00:19:52,221 --> 00:19:55,850
I just don't want you to be
crushed by them like...
433
00:19:55,851 --> 00:19:56,517
Like I was
434
00:19:56,518 --> 00:19:57,642
Dad
435
00:19:57,643 --> 00:19:59,102
♪ When I was young ♪
436
00:19:59,103 --> 00:20:01,939
♪ I didn't really
know you at all ♪
437
00:20:02,607 --> 00:20:05,526
♪ I always felt so small ♪
438
00:20:05,860 --> 00:20:09,864
♪ But I heard your stories
and I was enthralled ♪
439
00:20:12,158 --> 00:20:16,349
♪ The tales about your
lofty dreams ♪
440
00:20:16,350 --> 00:20:20,541
♪ I listened breathlessly ♪
441
00:20:21,000 --> 00:20:25,504
♪ Imagining it could be me ♪
442
00:20:26,255 --> 00:20:29,591
♪ So in the end ♪
443
00:20:29,592 --> 00:20:33,512
♪ Its the view I had of you ♪
444
00:20:34,222 --> 00:20:40,937
♪ That show me dreams
can be worth fighting for ♪
445
00:20:40,938 --> 00:20:47,937
♪ More than anything ♪
446
00:20:48,611 --> 00:20:52,343
♪ I need to save my people ♪
447
00:20:52,344 --> 00:20:56,077
♪ More than anything ♪
448
00:20:56,285 --> 00:21:00,330
♪ I've been dying
to find out who you are ♪
449
00:21:00,331 --> 00:21:04,001
♪ I've been waiting
wanting the same thing ♪
450
00:21:04,002 --> 00:21:07,672
♪ Looks like the apple
doesn't fall far ♪
451
00:21:07,673 --> 00:21:09,089
♪ Took you a while ♪
452
00:21:09,090 --> 00:21:11,049
♪ I've missed that smile ♪
453
00:21:11,050 --> 00:21:13,761
♪ All that I'm hopin' ♪
454
00:21:13,762 --> 00:21:17,347
♪ Now that my eyes are open ♪
455
00:21:17,348 --> 00:21:20,892
♪ Is that we can start again ♪
456
00:21:20,893 --> 00:21:24,500
♪ Not be pulled apart again ♪
457
00:21:24,501 --> 00:21:28,108
♪ Cause in the end ♪
458
00:21:28,109 --> 00:21:31,237
♪ You are part of who I am ♪
459
00:21:31,946 --> 00:21:36,701
♪ I'll support your
dream, whatever lies in store ♪
460
00:21:36,702 --> 00:21:38,619
♪ And who could ask for more? ♪
461
00:21:38,620 --> 00:21:45,619
♪ More than anything ♪
462
00:21:46,294 --> 00:21:49,130
- ♪ I'm grateful you're my father ♪
- ♪ I'm grateful you're my daughter ♪
463
00:21:49,131 --> 00:21:56,130
♪ More than anything ♪
464
00:21:59,974 --> 00:22:02,642
Aww, that was sweet.
465
00:22:02,643 --> 00:22:05,688
Okay, I can get you the meeting,
but once you're in Heaven,
466
00:22:06,355 --> 00:22:09,275
I won't be able to go with you.
467
00:22:09,276 --> 00:22:10,734
Will you be okay?
468
00:22:10,735 --> 00:22:13,278
I'll be fine.
469
00:22:13,279 --> 00:22:15,823
That's my girl.
470
00:22:17,158 --> 00:22:18,659
Good luck kiddo.
471
00:22:20,244 --> 00:22:23,122
This next part is
going to be scary.
472
00:22:24,165 --> 00:22:25,478
- You ready?
- I'm ready.
473
00:22:25,479 --> 00:22:26,792
'Cause you'll be with me.
474
00:22:26,793 --> 00:22:28,794
In spirit, right?
475
00:22:28,795 --> 00:22:30,087
In Heaven.
476
00:22:30,796 --> 00:22:32,882
Yay!