1 00:00:31,741 --> 00:00:34,577 {\an8}Okay. I have my warm weather clothes and my cold weather clothes. 2 00:00:34,578 --> 00:00:36,746 I have a light jacket, flak jacket and rain jacket. 3 00:00:36,747 --> 00:00:38,580 Wait. Does it rain in Heaven? 4 00:00:38,581 --> 00:00:40,708 {\an8}Charlie, you're only going to Heaven for a few hours. 5 00:00:40,709 --> 00:00:44,211 Vaggie, we are only going to Heaven for a day. 6 00:00:44,212 --> 00:00:46,087 {\an8}And I just want to be prepared! 7 00:00:46,088 --> 00:00:49,341 {\an8}It's our last chance to convince Heaven a soul can be redeemed. 8 00:00:49,342 --> 00:00:53,762 {\an8}Yeah, I wish I could come, sweetie, but I have that thing. 9 00:00:53,763 --> 00:01:00,686 - What thing? - The thing with the... thing, um, fuck, gah, I'm such a bad liar. 10 00:01:00,687 --> 00:01:05,024 Vaggie, you're my partner. I need you there with me. 11 00:01:05,649 --> 00:01:07,318 Fine. 12 00:01:07,319 --> 00:01:08,444 Yes! 13 00:01:10,738 --> 00:01:12,697 Oh, fuck. 14 00:01:12,698 --> 00:01:15,451 You look messy! What happened to you? 15 00:01:15,452 --> 00:01:17,077 It's who happened to me. 16 00:01:17,078 --> 00:01:18,704 And the answer is everyone. 17 00:01:18,705 --> 00:01:20,580 Twice! 18 00:01:20,581 --> 00:01:23,501 Val had me working 16 hours straight on a fucking whim. 19 00:01:23,502 --> 00:01:25,294 The absolute dick bag. 20 00:01:26,128 --> 00:01:29,173 Arghh! What the fuck is with that wall? 21 00:01:29,174 --> 00:01:31,801 What up, hoes! 22 00:01:32,343 --> 00:01:37,389 Ho-Holy shit, Cherri Bomb? Long time no see, baby! 23 00:01:37,390 --> 00:01:38,807 Angie, ya bitch! 24 00:01:38,808 --> 00:01:41,059 You been texting me depressing shit all day, 25 00:01:41,060 --> 00:01:43,312 figured we could tear shit up like old times. 26 00:01:43,313 --> 00:01:45,481 It's been fuckin' forever! 27 00:01:45,482 --> 00:01:46,815 Here hold this. 28 00:01:46,816 --> 00:01:47,858 Ah! Oh my God, oh my God. 29 00:01:47,859 --> 00:01:48,898 Nope, gimme that. 30 00:01:49,527 --> 00:01:51,549 I love seeing ya Cherri, 31 00:01:51,550 --> 00:01:53,571 but I'm too tired. I need to pass out. 32 00:01:53,572 --> 00:01:56,325 Oho, you can sleep when you're double dead, fuckhead! 33 00:01:56,326 --> 00:01:59,203 Come on, what you really need is a recharge, 34 00:01:59,204 --> 00:02:01,204 a reinvigoration, a re... 35 00:02:01,205 --> 00:02:03,457 Responsible night on the town! 36 00:02:03,458 --> 00:02:05,376 That is a great idea. 37 00:02:05,377 --> 00:02:07,168 Hi, Charlie. 38 00:02:07,169 --> 00:02:08,795 That's my wall that you just blew up. 39 00:02:08,796 --> 00:02:12,508 It's so nice to meet one of Angel's friends. 40 00:02:12,509 --> 00:02:14,176 Aagh, he never brings anyone around! 41 00:02:14,426 --> 00:02:15,594 Wonder why? 42 00:02:15,595 --> 00:02:17,512 Yeah, me too. 43 00:02:17,513 --> 00:02:20,349 Anyway, Angel and everyone else have been working so hard. 44 00:02:20,350 --> 00:02:23,227 I think they deserve to have a little fun. 45 00:02:23,435 --> 00:02:24,519 W-w-wait, they? 46 00:02:24,520 --> 00:02:25,937 Yeah. Hi, everyone! 47 00:02:25,938 --> 00:02:27,857 Angel and his friend are taking you all out 48 00:02:27,858 --> 00:02:30,276 for a night of fun and relaxation! 49 00:02:30,277 --> 00:02:32,695 Wait, I am only here for Ang... 50 00:02:32,696 --> 00:02:34,488 Ooh! never mind. 51 00:02:34,489 --> 00:02:35,905 Let's go! 52 00:02:35,906 --> 00:02:38,700 Make sure they have the best time tonight. 53 00:02:38,701 --> 00:02:42,204 Anyway the portal to Heaven should be opening right about... 54 00:02:42,205 --> 00:02:43,539 now! 55 00:02:45,584 --> 00:02:46,876 Bye! 56 00:02:50,212 --> 00:02:52,672 Well, if it isn't my arch-nemesis! 57 00:02:52,673 --> 00:02:56,843 Have you come to meet your fate in battle, Cherri Bomb? 58 00:02:56,844 --> 00:03:01,807 Apparently, I'm going out with Angel and I got to drag your sorry asses along. 59 00:03:01,808 --> 00:03:07,813 Oh, oh, you and me are going out back for fun? 60 00:03:07,814 --> 00:03:10,399 I, I didn't think this would ever happen. 61 00:03:10,774 --> 00:03:13,234 What? What do I do? What do I wear? 62 00:03:13,235 --> 00:03:14,955 Don't fucking touch me, you munted dickhead! 63 00:03:18,824 --> 00:03:21,327 Vaggie, look at this place. 64 00:03:21,328 --> 00:03:22,911 Its soooo clean! 65 00:03:22,912 --> 00:03:24,746 Isn't that amazing? 66 00:03:24,747 --> 00:03:26,582 Yep. Super cool. 67 00:03:26,583 --> 00:03:27,583 Heaven. 68 00:03:27,584 --> 00:03:28,584 Wow. 69 00:03:28,792 --> 00:03:30,877 Hiya! Welcome to Heaven. 70 00:03:30,878 --> 00:03:32,962 Can I get your name, please? 71 00:03:32,963 --> 00:03:36,258 Oh! Uhhh, uh, uh, Charlie Morningstar! 72 00:03:36,259 --> 00:03:39,365 Charlie Morningstar. Hmm. 73 00:03:42,473 --> 00:03:45,434 I'm not seeing you on my list here. 74 00:03:45,809 --> 00:03:47,518 That's so odd. 75 00:03:47,519 --> 00:03:48,479 Uh, um, my Dad got me this meeting, so maybe... 76 00:03:48,480 --> 00:03:49,771 Oh, Dad! Okay! 77 00:03:49,772 --> 00:03:52,733 Try Lucifer Morning... star. 78 00:03:52,734 --> 00:03:53,942 Oh, fuck! 79 00:03:53,943 --> 00:03:56,862 Yeah. Hoooo, he he he. 80 00:03:56,863 --> 00:03:58,446 Yikes. Am I right? 81 00:03:58,447 --> 00:03:59,698 Are you sure you're in the right place? 82 00:03:59,699 --> 00:04:00,950 Because I think you might be a little lost. 83 00:04:00,951 --> 00:04:02,617 Oh, here we go. 84 00:04:02,618 --> 00:04:05,788 No, uh... we're, we're here for a meeting. 85 00:04:06,038 --> 00:04:07,038 Saint Peter. 86 00:04:07,790 --> 00:04:09,457 We can take it from here. 87 00:04:09,458 --> 00:04:11,438 Greetings, daughter of the Morningstar. 88 00:04:11,439 --> 00:04:13,420 I am Sera, the High Seraphim of Heaven. 89 00:04:13,421 --> 00:04:14,462 [Emily squeals 90 00:04:14,463 --> 00:04:15,755 You are gifted to be here. 91 00:04:15,756 --> 00:04:17,925 Hi, I'm Emily, the other Seraphim. 92 00:04:17,926 --> 00:04:20,093 Though you can call me Em! 93 00:04:20,094 --> 00:04:22,262 Emmy, E, whatever you want. 94 00:04:22,513 --> 00:04:23,680 I go by whatever. 95 00:04:23,681 --> 00:04:26,557 Welcome to Heaven. 96 00:04:26,558 --> 00:04:28,101 Dearly beloved, 97 00:04:28,102 --> 00:04:29,645 it is my pleasure to say unto thee. 98 00:04:29,979 --> 00:04:31,959 ♪ Welcome to Heaven ♪ 99 00:04:31,960 --> 00:04:33,941 ♪ Oh-oh, where the virtuous reside ♪ 100 00:04:33,942 --> 00:04:36,651 ♪ 24/7 oh-oh ♪ 101 00:04:36,652 --> 00:04:38,695 ♪ People are happy that they died ♪ 102 00:04:38,696 --> 00:04:40,823 ♪ 'Cause here we got no worries, got no burglaries ♪ 103 00:04:40,824 --> 00:04:41,824 ♪ No strife ♪ 104 00:04:42,741 --> 00:04:45,556 ♪ It's the perfect afterlife ♪ 105 00:04:45,557 --> 00:04:48,371 ♪ Welcome to Heaven oh-oh ♪ 106 00:04:48,372 --> 00:04:49,747 ♪ Check out our sick decor ♪ 107 00:04:49,748 --> 00:04:52,000 ♪ The spirits leaven, oh ♪ 108 00:04:52,001 --> 00:04:53,960 ♪ Please keep your brimstone off the floor ♪ 109 00:04:53,961 --> 00:04:55,962 ♪ We' ve got the best and brightest ♪ 110 00:04:55,963 --> 00:04:59,257 ♪ The politest of the lot ♪ 111 00:04:59,258 --> 00:05:02,552 ♪ And everyone is hot! ♪ 112 00:05:02,553 --> 00:05:05,889 ♪ Gosh, I'm so pleased to show some outsiders around ♪ 113 00:05:06,348 --> 00:05:08,016 ♪ After you see our realm ♪ 114 00:05:08,017 --> 00:05:09,864 ♪ You'll never want to go back down ♪ 115 00:05:09,865 --> 00:05:11,712 ♪ Of course it is just temporary ♪ 116 00:05:11,895 --> 00:05:13,896 ♪ I'm sorry you can't stay ♪ 117 00:05:13,897 --> 00:05:18,819 ♪ 'Cause every single day in Heaven is a happy day ♪ 118 00:05:18,820 --> 00:05:19,987 ♪ Welcome to Heaven ♪ 119 00:05:19,988 --> 00:05:21,488 ♪ Yeah! ♪ 120 00:05:26,744 --> 00:05:28,578 Holy fucking shit balls. 121 00:05:28,579 --> 00:05:30,539 Am I seeing who I think I'm seeing? 122 00:05:30,540 --> 00:05:33,124 What is she doing here? 123 00:05:33,125 --> 00:05:35,585 How did she even get up here? 124 00:05:35,586 --> 00:05:38,046 Who cares? I'm handling this shit right now. 125 00:05:38,047 --> 00:05:41,842 Wait, you want to start a fight on the promenade in front of everyone? 126 00:05:41,843 --> 00:05:44,553 Better than waiting for the fucking extermination. 127 00:05:45,680 --> 00:05:46,804 Sir, 128 00:05:46,805 --> 00:05:49,432 what was the Seraphim's one rule? 129 00:05:49,433 --> 00:05:53,604 Uuuuuugh, "no one but the exorcists can know about exterminations" 130 00:05:53,605 --> 00:05:54,730 I know, fine. 131 00:05:55,856 --> 00:05:57,857 Don't fucking shush me, bitch. 132 00:05:57,858 --> 00:05:59,151 You should listen to your lieutenant. Adam. 133 00:05:59,152 --> 00:06:00,818 Fuck, Sera! 134 00:06:00,819 --> 00:06:02,987 You can't sneak up on a guy like that. Jeez. 135 00:06:02,988 --> 00:06:06,617 Your Highness, forgive me, but what are the hell-spawn doing here? 136 00:06:06,618 --> 00:06:08,619 Well, you failed to control the demons unrest 137 00:06:08,620 --> 00:06:10,453 and now Lucifer is involved, 138 00:06:10,454 --> 00:06:12,831 setting up an audience for his misguided daughter. 139 00:06:13,123 --> 00:06:15,500 I never would have agreed to your... 140 00:06:15,501 --> 00:06:18,087 yearly activities if I thought it would bring trouble to our doorstep. 141 00:06:18,088 --> 00:06:20,798 Keeping Heaven safe was my only reason for allowing it. 142 00:06:20,799 --> 00:06:21,924 What do you want from me? 143 00:06:21,925 --> 00:06:23,466 I'm just one guy. 144 00:06:23,467 --> 00:06:25,468 I want you to do whatever you need to do 145 00:06:25,469 --> 00:06:27,471 to keep this problem from getting any worse. 146 00:06:27,721 --> 00:06:28,805 Are we clear? 147 00:06:28,806 --> 00:06:29,890 Yeah. 148 00:06:29,891 --> 00:06:30,890 Got it. 149 00:06:31,058 --> 00:06:33,142 Okay. I love Heaven. 150 00:06:33,143 --> 00:06:34,770 Vaggie did you see the ice cream shop? 151 00:06:34,937 --> 00:06:37,064 They had sprinkles made of rainbows! 152 00:06:37,065 --> 00:06:39,565 Those are just rainbow sprinkles. 153 00:06:39,566 --> 00:06:42,027 Emily's going to take me to a zoo where all the animals are actually soft! 154 00:06:42,028 --> 00:06:42,985 You coming? 155 00:06:42,986 --> 00:06:44,508 Uh, I need a break. 156 00:06:44,509 --> 00:06:46,030 But hug a koala for me. 157 00:06:46,031 --> 00:06:49,034 O.M.G. Can you imagine an actual koala? 158 00:06:49,035 --> 00:06:50,034 Ahhh, see you later. 159 00:06:51,620 --> 00:06:52,620 Huh. 160 00:06:56,500 --> 00:06:58,334 Hey there Vag-asaurus! 161 00:06:58,335 --> 00:07:00,232 Charlie will be back soon. 162 00:07:00,233 --> 00:07:02,130 You need to get out now. 163 00:07:02,131 --> 00:07:05,175 I'm not looking for the blonde, babe. I'm looking for you. 164 00:07:05,176 --> 00:07:06,592 Why? 165 00:07:06,593 --> 00:07:08,156 Maybe because you left the band. 166 00:07:08,157 --> 00:07:09,898 You tried for a solo career. 167 00:07:09,899 --> 00:07:11,640 Or I guess it's more of a... 168 00:07:11,641 --> 00:07:12,974 duet! 169 00:07:12,975 --> 00:07:14,976 I don't know what you're talking about. 170 00:07:14,977 --> 00:07:18,147 Do you really think I wouldn't recognize one of my top girls 171 00:07:18,148 --> 00:07:20,524 just cause you're out of uniform? 172 00:07:20,858 --> 00:07:22,817 You were on the front lines. 173 00:07:22,818 --> 00:07:24,777 I wouldn't forget a bad bitch like you. 174 00:07:24,778 --> 00:07:28,198 It's why I named you after the best thing ever... 175 00:07:28,199 --> 00:07:29,657 Vaggie. 176 00:07:29,658 --> 00:07:31,660 Actually, it's pronounced Vaggie. 177 00:07:31,661 --> 00:07:34,036 Mmmmm no! 178 00:07:34,037 --> 00:07:36,165 Anyway, you sure fucked up, didn't you? 179 00:07:40,170 --> 00:07:44,172 Go, run. Now! 180 00:07:48,677 --> 00:07:52,598 Sinful filth like you has no place in Heaven. 181 00:08:02,024 --> 00:08:06,528 To think someone as worthless as you landed Lilith's little hottie. 182 00:08:06,820 --> 00:08:08,279 'Grats on that, I guess. 183 00:08:08,280 --> 00:08:12,034 Their love is vile and blasphemous. 184 00:08:12,035 --> 00:08:13,910 Hot as fuck though. 185 00:08:13,911 --> 00:08:16,038 But I wonder what your bitch would think if she found out 186 00:08:16,039 --> 00:08:18,916 you are actually one of us. 187 00:08:18,917 --> 00:08:19,874 Hmmm? 188 00:08:19,875 --> 00:08:22,543 What do you want? 189 00:08:22,544 --> 00:08:25,714 Simple. You work for me again and at the hearing you're going to help me 190 00:08:25,715 --> 00:08:29,218 shut this kindergarten snowflake bullshit down for good. 191 00:08:29,219 --> 00:08:30,718 Never. 192 00:08:30,719 --> 00:08:33,012 Oh, yeah You know, that's totally cool. 193 00:08:33,013 --> 00:08:36,599 I guess I'll just tell little miss butterflies and rainbows 194 00:08:36,600 --> 00:08:40,187 that she's been fucking someone who's killed thousands of her people. 195 00:08:40,188 --> 00:08:42,940 I'm sure your relationship will be fine. 196 00:08:42,941 --> 00:08:44,066 See you in court! 197 00:08:50,989 --> 00:08:54,243 Oh no, not him again! 198 00:08:54,244 --> 00:08:56,244 What up, baby? 199 00:08:56,245 --> 00:08:57,871 Saw that you went to my manager. 200 00:08:57,872 --> 00:08:59,622 Low blow Karen. 201 00:08:59,623 --> 00:09:01,124 We are gathered here today to determine 202 00:09:01,125 --> 00:09:03,292 whether or not a soul in Hell, 203 00:09:03,293 --> 00:09:07,172 can be redeemed into the heavenly realm by means of this Hazbin Hotel. 204 00:09:08,131 --> 00:09:09,257 Princess Morningstar? 205 00:09:09,258 --> 00:09:10,968 Thank you, Seraphim. 206 00:09:14,012 --> 00:09:17,015 Webster's Dictionary defines redemption as... 207 00:09:17,016 --> 00:09:19,017 Objection, lame and unoriginal. 208 00:09:19,018 --> 00:09:20,601 Sustained. 209 00:09:20,602 --> 00:09:22,229 No further dictionary references please. 210 00:09:22,230 --> 00:09:26,023 Right, okay. Uh, uh... Uhhhh. Mmmm. 211 00:09:26,024 --> 00:09:28,318 If you have actual evidence, then show it already. 212 00:09:28,319 --> 00:09:30,111 We have a patron right now 213 00:09:30,112 --> 00:09:32,781 who is making incredible progress. 214 00:09:32,782 --> 00:09:34,533 - Who? - Angel Dust. 215 00:09:34,534 --> 00:09:36,284 Oh, yeah. The porn demon. 216 00:09:36,285 --> 00:09:38,870 He's totally worth being redeemed. 217 00:09:38,871 --> 00:09:40,371 Well, if you know so much. 218 00:09:40,372 --> 00:09:42,291 What do you think it takes to get into Heaven? 219 00:09:42,292 --> 00:09:45,544 Ummm, w-w-well... Uhhhh. 220 00:09:45,545 --> 00:09:48,796 Is everything okay, Adam? 221 00:09:48,797 --> 00:09:50,007 Give me a fucking minute, okay? 222 00:09:55,762 --> 00:09:58,682 "Act selfless, don't steal, stick it to the man." 223 00:09:58,683 --> 00:10:00,850 Are you fucking serious? 224 00:10:00,851 --> 00:10:03,603 Uh, yeah, sure got me here, didn't it? 225 00:10:03,979 --> 00:10:05,105 Right, Sera? 226 00:10:05,647 --> 00:10:07,648 He was the first human soul in Heaven. 227 00:10:07,649 --> 00:10:10,736 Well, I bet Angel is doing all of those things right now! 228 00:10:10,737 --> 00:10:12,988 Then let's fucking see it, brah! 229 00:10:15,907 --> 00:10:19,286 Your Honors, may I present exhibit A. 230 00:10:21,371 --> 00:10:23,706 Woo! Isn't this place the fucking best? 231 00:10:23,707 --> 00:10:26,960 I'll admit, "Consent" is a good name for a sex club. 232 00:10:27,377 --> 00:10:29,962 Niffty, dear, what are you doing? 233 00:10:29,963 --> 00:10:33,258 I'm sweeping! Urgh, look how icky it is in here! 234 00:10:33,259 --> 00:10:35,718 That's because we're at a club, dear. 235 00:10:35,719 --> 00:10:40,140 Oh! I thought the hotel looked different! 236 00:10:40,141 --> 00:10:43,352 Ms. Bomb, I-I-I'd like to buy you a drink. 237 00:10:43,353 --> 00:10:45,686 Why? Didn't you say we're arch-rivals? 238 00:10:45,687 --> 00:10:49,440 Um... uh... because I'm buying everyone a drink! 239 00:10:49,441 --> 00:10:53,195 Free drinks! I love alcohol! 240 00:10:53,862 --> 00:10:56,739 Good, I need a drink after today. 241 00:10:56,740 --> 00:11:01,161 You know, Val, he's into this waterboarding shit now, 242 00:11:01,162 --> 00:11:03,204 I don't know, it's a kink. 243 00:11:03,205 --> 00:11:06,458 Angel, enough with the Val talk. He already ruined your whole day. 244 00:11:06,459 --> 00:11:08,210 Don't let him ruin your night, too. 245 00:11:08,877 --> 00:11:12,631 Here, take one of these and you won't be worrying about nothing. 246 00:11:12,923 --> 00:11:14,715 Here we go. 247 00:11:14,716 --> 00:11:19,137 Oh, look, the drunk sobered up long enough to judge us. 248 00:11:19,138 --> 00:11:20,889 I ain't the one trying to get into Heaven. 249 00:11:21,223 --> 00:11:23,266 Look, you want to fuck up all your progress? 250 00:11:23,267 --> 00:11:24,267 Be my guest. 251 00:11:24,810 --> 00:11:25,810 I just... 252 00:11:26,728 --> 00:11:28,206 I just thought you were better than that. 253 00:11:28,230 --> 00:11:30,106 Thanks, Captain Buzzkill. 254 00:11:30,107 --> 00:11:33,777 Come on Angie, let's get fucked up! It's been too long. 255 00:11:33,778 --> 00:11:35,736 I, uhh, I don't know, 256 00:11:35,737 --> 00:11:38,240 it's been a long night, and I don't need to go too wild. 257 00:11:38,949 --> 00:11:40,075 Hmmm. 258 00:11:41,243 --> 00:11:43,494 Come on, bitch. 259 00:11:43,495 --> 00:11:46,957 If you've really been working that hard, you deserve a little R and R... 260 00:11:46,958 --> 00:11:50,084 and some THC, or maybe PCP with DMT. 261 00:11:50,085 --> 00:11:52,838 Aw fuck it, let's see where the night takes us, huh? 262 00:11:52,839 --> 00:11:55,423 I... I guess. 263 00:11:55,424 --> 00:11:58,260 Cherri, I bought you a shot. 264 00:11:59,261 --> 00:12:03,098 B-because I bought everyone another shot! Hooray! 265 00:12:03,099 --> 00:12:06,393 Yeah, another drink! I love alcohol! 266 00:12:06,394 --> 00:12:10,730 Aah... fuck it, let's do it! 267 00:12:14,192 --> 00:12:17,821 Heavenly people, what more do you need to see? 268 00:12:18,029 --> 00:12:20,698 The porn star chose a night of debauchery. 269 00:12:20,699 --> 00:12:23,368 That's not a soul worthy of being in Heaven! 270 00:12:23,369 --> 00:12:24,661 Um, objection! 271 00:12:26,121 --> 00:12:28,790 Are you really telling me you've never had a drink with friends 272 00:12:28,791 --> 00:12:30,542 at the end of a hard day? 273 00:12:30,543 --> 00:12:32,481 Uh, we don't have hard days? 274 00:12:32,482 --> 00:12:34,420 It's fucking Heaven, bitch. 275 00:12:34,421 --> 00:12:37,799 You seriously going to sit there and pretend like this behavior is okay? 276 00:12:37,800 --> 00:12:39,508 What do you think? 277 00:12:39,509 --> 00:12:42,471 I... I... I have to go to the bathroom. 278 00:12:42,472 --> 00:12:44,096 What, Vaggie, can you hold it?! 279 00:12:44,097 --> 00:12:47,850 Angel will make good decisions. 280 00:12:47,851 --> 00:12:50,091 Come on, we have to keep watching. 281 00:12:50,812 --> 00:12:51,979 Please. 282 00:12:51,980 --> 00:12:53,481 Yeah. I don't know. 283 00:12:53,482 --> 00:12:55,275 Yeah, let's give him a chance. 284 00:12:57,068 --> 00:12:58,153 Very well. 285 00:12:58,361 --> 00:12:59,738 The court will allow it. 286 00:12:59,988 --> 00:13:01,031 Fuck, yes! 287 00:13:02,199 --> 00:13:04,826 I mean, heh, thank you. 288 00:13:07,078 --> 00:13:09,289 Round twelve, mother fuckers! 289 00:13:09,290 --> 00:13:11,332 Heels are coming off! 290 00:13:11,333 --> 00:13:13,919 Haha, Oh yeah, keep 'em comin'! 291 00:13:14,836 --> 00:13:16,837 Come on, right here, right to Daddy. 292 00:13:16,838 --> 00:13:19,299 Oh, it's wonderful to have friends! 293 00:13:19,300 --> 00:13:21,550 Everything's spinny, hehe. 294 00:13:21,551 --> 00:13:23,178 Ha, I think you're done, tiny. 295 00:13:23,179 --> 00:13:24,970 No! Gimme gimme gimme! 296 00:13:24,971 --> 00:13:27,098 Oh, come on, bitch, she can handle a little more. 297 00:13:27,099 --> 00:13:29,559 She's like ten pounds soaking wet, and... 298 00:13:29,560 --> 00:13:30,976 oh shit, where'd she go? 299 00:13:30,977 --> 00:13:32,311 Hey, fuck! 300 00:13:32,312 --> 00:13:33,313 Dirty, dirty, make it clean! 301 00:13:33,314 --> 00:13:34,981 Dammit, Niffty. 302 00:13:35,524 --> 00:13:38,860 Sorry fellas, here, next one's on me. 303 00:13:41,239 --> 00:13:42,238 Niffty? 304 00:13:42,531 --> 00:13:43,532 Shit! 305 00:13:44,032 --> 00:13:46,535 Chlorine... Bleach... 306 00:13:47,452 --> 00:13:49,203 Angie... the fuck are you doing? 307 00:13:49,204 --> 00:13:52,541 You're supposed to be relaxing, not playing nanny. 308 00:13:52,542 --> 00:13:54,542 Look, she ain't used to this scene. 309 00:13:54,543 --> 00:13:57,546 I just don't want her to end up in the gutter like I used to. 310 00:13:57,547 --> 00:13:59,172 Pfft, whatever, nerd. 311 00:13:59,381 --> 00:14:00,840 Just catch up when you're done. 312 00:14:01,091 --> 00:14:03,301 Stop! 313 00:14:03,302 --> 00:14:04,927 You can't take that. 314 00:14:04,928 --> 00:14:07,389 God, Niff, why are you bein' such a mess?! 315 00:14:07,931 --> 00:14:10,058 I'm the mess? 316 00:14:13,228 --> 00:14:17,690 Oh, oh shit! Hey, hey, hey... calm down, ya ain't a mess. 317 00:14:17,691 --> 00:14:22,153 It's fine... Ssshhh, hey, you wanna play with the kitty? 318 00:14:25,073 --> 00:14:26,157 Yeah. 319 00:14:27,075 --> 00:14:28,451 The fuck is this? 320 00:14:28,452 --> 00:14:29,681 She's wasted. 321 00:14:29,682 --> 00:14:30,912 Just go with it. 322 00:14:31,079 --> 00:14:34,082 Re-really?! Ugh, get the... 323 00:14:34,583 --> 00:14:37,586 Ahhh, hey, wow! 324 00:14:38,211 --> 00:14:40,130 Hey, so... 325 00:14:40,547 --> 00:14:45,051 I see the club has a sex room. 326 00:14:45,427 --> 00:14:50,265 So, I was thinking, maybe you'd want to, uhm... 327 00:14:50,266 --> 00:14:54,311 do... a sex with me? 328 00:14:55,604 --> 00:14:57,230 I'm sorry, why would we have sex? 329 00:14:57,231 --> 00:15:00,065 Uh... uh... Um... 330 00:15:00,066 --> 00:15:03,528 because I'm having sex with everyone here! 331 00:15:04,487 --> 00:15:06,217 Wait. 332 00:15:06,218 --> 00:15:07,959 Get in here. 333 00:15:09,701 --> 00:15:12,162 You know, we can do this fucking shit every fucking night. 334 00:15:12,163 --> 00:15:14,101 You don't have to spend all your off hours 335 00:15:14,102 --> 00:15:16,040 "working on yourself," you little bitch. 336 00:15:16,041 --> 00:15:18,627 The hotel isn't a problem in his life, it's... 337 00:15:18,628 --> 00:15:20,253 Valentino. 338 00:15:20,254 --> 00:15:21,337 Exactly. 339 00:15:21,338 --> 00:15:22,818 So why don't you... 340 00:15:22,819 --> 00:15:24,298 No... Valentino. 341 00:15:24,299 --> 00:15:26,217 Yeah, I'm here all the time, they know me. 342 00:15:27,052 --> 00:15:29,471 You're gorgeous... do you need a job? 343 00:15:30,138 --> 00:15:31,430 How many dicks can you suck? 344 00:15:31,431 --> 00:15:32,848 Ooh, I could make you a star. 345 00:15:32,849 --> 00:15:34,037 Let's get the fuck outta here. Ok. 346 00:15:34,038 --> 00:15:35,226 - Come on... - Yeah, a star. 347 00:15:35,227 --> 00:15:36,185 Where's Niffty? 348 00:15:36,186 --> 00:15:37,645 Porn star. 349 00:15:37,646 --> 00:15:38,313 Okay, yup, bring me another drink 350 00:15:38,314 --> 00:15:39,105 or I'll fucking kill you. 351 00:15:39,106 --> 00:15:39,897 Bad boy. Hehehehe. 352 00:15:39,898 --> 00:15:41,566 I said I'll fucking kill you! 353 00:15:41,567 --> 00:15:42,399 Excuse me. 354 00:15:42,400 --> 00:15:43,568 - Pardon me. - And I will. 355 00:15:43,569 --> 00:15:45,736 Get out of my way. 356 00:15:45,737 --> 00:15:48,281 Holy shit, Angel Dust? 357 00:15:48,282 --> 00:15:50,387 What are you doing here, baby? 358 00:15:50,388 --> 00:15:52,494 You didn't get enough dick today? 359 00:15:52,495 --> 00:15:53,577 Funny. 360 00:15:53,578 --> 00:15:55,162 Who's this chiquita? 361 00:15:55,163 --> 00:15:57,332 You bringing me fresh meat? 362 00:15:57,540 --> 00:15:58,749 Oi! 363 00:15:58,750 --> 00:16:01,001 I just want a taste. 364 00:16:01,002 --> 00:16:04,339 Ehh, weird, but there's a kink for that, I'm sure! 365 00:16:04,340 --> 00:16:05,590 Fuck off, Val. 366 00:16:05,591 --> 00:16:06,632 Excuse me? 367 00:16:06,633 --> 00:16:08,343 I said fuck off! 368 00:16:08,551 --> 00:16:10,511 I may have to put up with your bullshit, 369 00:16:10,512 --> 00:16:12,639 but you ain't fucking with any of my friends. 370 00:16:12,640 --> 00:16:14,391 You forget who you're talking to? 371 00:16:15,016 --> 00:16:16,601 I own you, bitch. 372 00:16:18,103 --> 00:16:21,105 Yeah, you do, in the studio, 373 00:16:21,106 --> 00:16:23,191 and you can do anything you want to me there, 374 00:16:23,192 --> 00:16:25,025 just like our deal says. 375 00:16:25,026 --> 00:16:27,779 But out here, I get to do what I want. 376 00:16:27,780 --> 00:16:29,280 So once again, 377 00:16:29,281 --> 00:16:30,990 fuck off! 378 00:16:32,409 --> 00:16:34,389 Enjoy the rest of your night, bitch, 379 00:16:34,390 --> 00:16:36,371 because I'm going to enjoy 380 00:16:36,372 --> 00:16:38,373 making you pay for it tomorrow. 381 00:16:38,748 --> 00:16:41,626 Fucking dickhead. 382 00:16:42,085 --> 00:16:43,293 Fuck it. 383 00:16:43,294 --> 00:16:44,379 It was worth it. 384 00:16:44,587 --> 00:16:45,714 Way to go, kid. 385 00:16:46,715 --> 00:16:48,215 Ow! What the fuck?! 386 00:16:48,216 --> 00:16:51,428 For my collection. Hehe. 387 00:16:52,053 --> 00:16:53,054 Wait up, guys! 388 00:16:54,013 --> 00:16:55,724 Did you just call these cunts your friends? 389 00:16:55,725 --> 00:16:57,183 Thought that was my job. 390 00:16:57,184 --> 00:16:58,643 There's room for everyone, 391 00:16:59,060 --> 00:17:00,220 and ya know... 392 00:17:00,437 --> 00:17:02,230 you could come crash with us too. 393 00:17:02,231 --> 00:17:04,064 Okay, look, Angie, 394 00:17:04,065 --> 00:17:06,568 I'm glad this hotel shit is workin' for you, 395 00:17:06,569 --> 00:17:08,486 but you know me, bitch, 396 00:17:08,487 --> 00:17:10,404 I'm doin' just fine. 397 00:17:10,405 --> 00:17:13,241 In fact, I'm gonna fuck the next guy I see, okay? 398 00:17:13,783 --> 00:17:16,243 But, if you need me, 399 00:17:16,244 --> 00:17:17,662 you know where to find me, yeah? 400 00:17:19,206 --> 00:17:20,749 Is Cherri still here? 401 00:17:23,085 --> 00:17:24,586 Dammit! 402 00:17:26,087 --> 00:17:29,716 See! He did everything on your checklist! 403 00:17:29,717 --> 00:17:30,841 He was selfless, 404 00:17:30,842 --> 00:17:33,093 he stopped Nifty from stealing, 405 00:17:33,094 --> 00:17:35,346 and he stuck it to that moth man! 406 00:17:35,347 --> 00:17:37,598 Uhhh... Well, uh... 407 00:17:37,599 --> 00:17:40,226 Then, then why isn't he here then? Hm? 408 00:17:40,227 --> 00:17:43,104 Yeah, why isn't he here? 409 00:17:44,877 --> 00:17:46,648 Wait, 410 00:17:46,649 --> 00:17:50,278 none of you know what gets someone into Heaven? 411 00:17:50,279 --> 00:17:51,738 This questioning stops now. 412 00:17:52,280 --> 00:17:54,448 We know when a soul arrives. 413 00:17:54,449 --> 00:17:56,284 We know when they pass divine judgment. 414 00:17:56,285 --> 00:17:58,056 It is our job to ensure 415 00:17:58,057 --> 00:17:59,828 these souls are safe. 416 00:17:59,829 --> 00:18:02,415 ♪But she was right, Sera ♪ 417 00:18:03,374 --> 00:18:05,627 ♪ She showed us a soul can improve ♪ 418 00:18:05,794 --> 00:18:08,630 ♪ He saw the light, Sera ♪ 419 00:18:10,173 --> 00:18:13,634 ♪ Checked all the boxes that you said would ♪ 420 00:18:13,635 --> 00:18:17,137 ♪ Prove a person deserves a second chance ♪ 421 00:18:17,138 --> 00:18:20,307 ♪ Now we turn our backs, no second glance? ♪ 422 00:18:20,308 --> 00:18:23,310 ♪ It's not as simple as you think ♪ 423 00:18:23,311 --> 00:18:26,313 ♪ Not everything is spelled in ink ♪ 424 00:18:26,314 --> 00:18:28,650 ♪ It's not fair, Sera ♪ 425 00:18:29,275 --> 00:18:31,903 ♪ Careful Charlie keep a cool head ♪ 426 00:18:31,904 --> 00:18:34,781 ♪ No! Don't you care, Sera? ♪ 427 00:18:36,282 --> 00:18:38,700 ♪ That just because someone is dead ♪ 428 00:18:38,701 --> 00:18:43,248 ♪ It doesn't mean they can't resolve to change their ways ♪ 429 00:18:43,249 --> 00:18:44,414 ♪ Turn the page ♪ 430 00:18:44,415 --> 00:18:46,500 ♪ Escape infernal blaze ♪ 431 00:18:46,501 --> 00:18:49,420 ♪ I'm sure you wish it could be so ♪ 432 00:18:49,712 --> 00:18:52,798 ♪ But there's a lot that you don't know ♪ 433 00:18:52,799 --> 00:18:55,510 ♪ What are we even talking about? ♪ 434 00:18:55,511 --> 00:18:59,388 ♪ Some crack-whore who fucked up already ♪ 435 00:18:59,389 --> 00:19:02,475 ♪ He blew his shot like the cocks in his mouth ♪ 436 00:19:02,476 --> 00:19:05,561 ♪ This discussion is senseless and petty ♪ 437 00:19:05,562 --> 00:19:07,397 ♪ There's no question to be posed ♪ 438 00:19:07,398 --> 00:19:09,356 ♪ He's unholy, case closed ♪ 439 00:19:09,357 --> 00:19:11,775 ♪ Did you forget that "Hell is forever"? ♪ 440 00:19:11,776 --> 00:19:13,798 ♪ A man only lives once ♪ 441 00:19:13,799 --> 00:19:15,821 ♪ We'll see you in one month ♪ 442 00:19:15,822 --> 00:19:18,408 ♪ Gotta say, I can't wait to... ♪ 443 00:19:18,409 --> 00:19:20,200 Adam... 444 00:19:20,201 --> 00:19:22,327 ♪ Come down and exterminate you! ♪ 445 00:19:22,328 --> 00:19:23,224 - ♪ Wait! ♪ - Adam] ♪ Shit ♪ 446 00:19:23,225 --> 00:19:24,319 ♪ What are you saying? ♪ 447 00:19:24,320 --> 00:19:25,414 ♪ Let me get this straight ♪ 448 00:19:25,415 --> 00:19:27,833 ♪ You go down there and kill those poor souls ♪ 449 00:19:27,834 --> 00:19:29,127 - ♪ You didn't know? ♪ - ♪ Whoops! ♪ 450 00:19:29,128 --> 00:19:30,795 ♪ Guess the cat's out of the bag ♪ 451 00:19:30,796 --> 00:19:32,004 ♪ What's the big deal? ♪ 452 00:19:32,005 --> 00:19:34,298 ♪ Sera, tell me that you didn't know ♪ 453 00:19:34,299 --> 00:19:35,758 ♪ I thought since I'm older ♪ 454 00:19:35,759 --> 00:19:37,217 ♪ It's my load to shoulder ♪ 455 00:19:37,218 --> 00:19:38,261 - No. - ♪ You have to listen ♪ 456 00:19:38,262 --> 00:19:39,636 ♪ It was such a hard decision ♪ 457 00:19:39,637 --> 00:19:43,391 ♪ I wanted to save you the anguish it takes to ♪ 458 00:19:43,392 --> 00:19:45,893 ♪ Do what was required ♪ 459 00:19:45,894 --> 00:19:48,687 ♪ To think that I admired you ♪ 460 00:19:48,688 --> 00:19:51,900 ♪ Well, I don't need your condescension ♪ 461 00:19:51,901 --> 00:19:54,819 ♪ I'm not a child to protect ♪ 462 00:19:55,278 --> 00:19:58,322 ♪ Was talk of virtue just pretension? ♪ 463 00:19:58,323 --> 00:20:01,366 ♪ Was I too naive to expect you ♪ 464 00:20:01,367 --> 00:20:04,578 ♪ To heed the morals your purveying? ♪ 465 00:20:04,579 --> 00:20:07,539 ♪ That's what the fuck I've been saying! ♪ 466 00:20:07,540 --> 00:20:10,960 ♪ If Hell is forever, then Heaven must be a lie... ♪ 467 00:20:10,961 --> 00:20:12,961 Emily! 468 00:20:12,962 --> 00:20:15,380 ♪ If angels can do whatever and remain in the sky ♪ 469 00:20:15,381 --> 00:20:18,926 ♪ The rules are shades of gray when you don't do as you say ♪ 470 00:20:18,927 --> 00:20:24,014 ♪ When you make the wretched suffer just to kill them again ♪ 471 00:20:24,015 --> 00:20:27,810 ♪ I was told not to trust in angels ♪ 472 00:20:27,811 --> 00:20:29,394 ♪ By her ♪ 473 00:20:29,395 --> 00:20:30,772 ♪ Hah, she should know ♪ 474 00:20:30,773 --> 00:20:31,939 We should go. 475 00:20:31,940 --> 00:20:33,649 ♪ No! Don't you see? ♪ 476 00:20:33,650 --> 00:20:35,651 ♪ We've come so close ♪ 477 00:20:35,652 --> 00:20:37,402 ♪ Look at them fighting ♪ 478 00:20:37,403 --> 00:20:39,363 ♪ They're at each other's throats ♪ 479 00:20:39,364 --> 00:20:41,949 ♪ Don't you act all high and mighty ♪ 480 00:20:41,950 --> 00:20:45,954 ♪ Did you ever think your little girlfriend might be a liar? ♪ 481 00:20:45,955 --> 00:20:47,497 ♪ Don't, Adam, please! ♪ 482 00:20:47,498 --> 00:20:49,414 ♪ What's the fuss? ♪ 483 00:20:49,415 --> 00:20:51,376 ♪ Why hide the fact that you're an angel ♪ 484 00:20:51,377 --> 00:20:55,380 ♪ Just like us? ♪ 485 00:21:08,685 --> 00:21:11,311 I'm sorry... but this court finds that 486 00:21:11,312 --> 00:21:13,856 there is no evidence souls in Hell can be redeemed. 487 00:21:13,857 --> 00:21:16,818 Oh, fuck yes! I win. 488 00:21:16,819 --> 00:21:18,568 Suck it, bitches. 489 00:21:18,569 --> 00:21:20,487 You better save the date cunts, 490 00:21:20,488 --> 00:21:22,490 because we're coming to your hotel... 491 00:21:22,491 --> 00:21:23,908 first! 492 00:21:24,325 --> 00:21:25,909 What? No, no, you can't... 493 00:21:25,910 --> 00:21:27,703 Oh, you motherfu... 494 00:21:27,704 --> 00:21:29,705 Charlie! Don't give up on this! 495 00:21:29,706 --> 00:21:31,770 I'll figure something out. I promise. 496 00:21:31,771 --> 00:21:33,834 That wasn't uncalled for, Adam. 497 00:21:33,835 --> 00:21:36,395 Yeah, but did you see the looks on their fucking faces? It was... 498 00:21:36,671 --> 00:21:39,298 Ahem... sorry. 499 00:21:42,677 --> 00:21:46,346 Extermination... of human souls. 500 00:21:46,347 --> 00:21:49,058 Demon or not, there is no reason to be doing this. 501 00:21:49,059 --> 00:21:50,852 They were uprising, Emily. 502 00:21:51,352 --> 00:21:53,478 It is my position as the Head Seraphim 503 00:21:53,479 --> 00:21:55,606 to protect our people at all costs, 504 00:21:55,607 --> 00:21:56,690 and it's your position 505 00:21:56,691 --> 00:21:58,483 to keep them happy and joyful. 506 00:21:58,484 --> 00:22:00,694 How can I bring joy when I now know 507 00:22:00,695 --> 00:22:04,115 we are bringing misery to thousands of innocent people? 508 00:22:04,116 --> 00:22:05,887 Heaven needs us, Emily. 509 00:22:05,888 --> 00:22:07,659 Everyone looks to us 510 00:22:07,660 --> 00:22:09,579 and we can't doubt ourselves or worry 511 00:22:09,580 --> 00:22:10,871 about the fates of demons 512 00:22:10,872 --> 00:22:12,707 when we have our own souls to protect. 513 00:22:12,708 --> 00:22:15,460 Please, if you start to question, 514 00:22:16,044 --> 00:22:19,129 you could end up like Lucifer: Fallen. 515 00:22:19,130 --> 00:22:22,007 I couldn't bear to see you suffer that fate. 516 00:22:22,008 --> 00:22:24,886 So please, let me worry about this, okay? 517 00:22:26,555 --> 00:22:28,639 I'm sorry.