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[opening credit music]

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[Niffty]
So, like, where are your wings?

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Niffty, I don't have--

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[Angel] Did you ever think maybe
she's sensitive

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about her lack
of wings,

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just like her lack of tits?

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Yeah. Where are your tits?

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[sighs]
Any other questions?

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[Husk]
I got one.

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How come every time
Charlie talks to Heaven

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we get in
deeper and deeper shit?

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[Vaggie]
It's not her fault.

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Angels are just--

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-Liars?
-[Vaggie] ...difficult

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But Charlie's trying her best.

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[Husk] Yeah, well, her best
is turning out real well so far.

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[Angel] And where is
miss fearless leader anyway?

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Isn't it about time for
another "doomed-to-fail" plan?

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She's upstairs.

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Coming up with
something, I'm sure,

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in our room.

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-[Vaggie] Alone.
- [sinister music]

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[Alastor] Hmm.

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[melancholy music]
[Charlies cries softly]

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Oh, Charlie,
you look an absolute mess.

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Ugh, go away, Alastor.

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Now, now, is that any way to act
after picking a fight with all of Heaven and

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and dooming
everyone you love?

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I have enough on my mind

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without hearing your sadistic
idea of a joke, asshole.

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[Alastor] Who's joking?
[Charlie jumps]

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[Charlie] Aaagh!

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You have a captive audience
downstairs waiting to hear

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what kind of inspiring
performance you have planned next.

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Ugh, I can't.

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How can I face them
after failing them all so hard?

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They came here to be saved and
all I gave them was more pain.

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I'm just as bad as
the cruelest Overlord in Hell.

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And maybe worse.

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At least they don't go
around giving false hope.

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Well, I never expected to
see such a miserable display

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of self-loathing from you.

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Oh, fuck you, Alastor.

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All you do is stand there,
smiling while you watch us struggle and fail.

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I don't know how you can enjoy
all this suffering so much.

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[Alastor chuckles]

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Just because you see a smile,

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don't think you know
what's going on underneath.

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A smile is
a valuable tool, my dear.

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It inspires your friends,
keeps your enemies guessing,

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and ensures that no matter what
comes your way, you're the one in control.

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But I'm not.

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I'm the farthest
thing from in control.

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The person I trust most
has been lying to me for years.

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Heaven refuses to listen.

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Even if they did,
I can't prove the hotel works.

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Adam has an invincible
exorcist Army pointed right at my doorstep

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and there's nothing I can do
[thuds]

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[shouts] about any of it.

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[sinister music]

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[sing-songy] I know
something you don't know .

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[Charlie] Huh?

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Those big, scary angels are not
quite as indestructible as they seem.

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What are you talking about?

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Just that you and
your little band of misfits

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might stand more of a chance
than you think.

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[desperately]
How? I'll do anything.

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Anything?

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Then... let's make a deal.

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You...
[pensive music]

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You want my soul?

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[sinisterly]
Your soul?

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[brightly]
Heavens, no.

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All I need from you
is one itty bitty favor.

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What's a favor between friends?

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I won't hurt anyone for you.

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Who's asking! One favor,
at a time of my choosing,

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here you harm no one.

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In return,
I tell you what I know.

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Do we have a deal?

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[growling]

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[Charlie] Deal.

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[ominous music]

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[Vaggie] No. No!
[tense music]

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[door slams open]
[Vaggie strains]

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[Alastor] Right on cue!

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[Vaggie] What did
you do? Let her go!

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-Vaggie, Stop!
-What?

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[spear clinks on the ground]

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No, Charlie,
please tell me you didn't--

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[oppressive music]
I made a deal with Alastor.

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[pleads]
Charlie.

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[Alastor]
Oh, calm down.

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She still owns her soul.

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He gave me info that can save
the hotel, but we're going to need help.

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The angels can be defeated,
and Carmilla is the key.

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What? Carmilla Carmine?

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She killed an exorcist
in the last extermination.

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She knows how
they can be harmed.

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But...
[tense edgy music]

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I-- I didn't even
know that was possible.

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[Charlie] If you did,
would you have told me?

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Charlie, I--

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I need you to go to her,
convince her to teach us.

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[gentle music] If
she can, we might have a chance.

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With just the seven of us?

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No, we're--

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ugh, we're going to
need numbers too.

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And I know just who can help.

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As long as Charlie can be her
normal, charming self.

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What's that you said
about smiles?

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[Alastor] Good girl.

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[quietly] Charlie,
can we talk about this--

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[Charlie]
We can talk later. Right now,

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we have a job to do.

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-You with us?
-[Vaggie sighs]

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Ugh.

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[grim music]

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[Angel] So, uh,
Alastor and Charlie just left

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like they were runnin' away
from their responsibilities.

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Should
we be alarmed?

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[Vaggie] No.

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We have a plan,

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but it includes defending
ourselves against the angels.

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Uh!
Are you fucking high?

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-They can be killed--
-[Egg Boi Frank] Yeah.

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That knife lady,
Camaro Carfight, killed one!

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[Vaggie] Wait.
You knew about this?

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Oh, yeah.

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I told Boss about it months ago.

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He what?

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[Sir Pentious] What? They say
insane shit all the time.

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How was I supposed to know
this one was true?

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Bank accounts are a scam created
by the shadow government.

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-See!
-[Vaggie sighs]

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What's important now is
that we're gonna have a fight on our hands.

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Look, this hotel's about to become
the most dangerous place in Hell, and we--

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I... can't
guarantee your safety anymore.

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[foreboding music] I still
believe in Charlie's dream.

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I know this place can work...
but none of you signed up for this.

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I'm going to go
learn how we can fight back.

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But when I come home...

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Well I'll understand.
if none of you are here.

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[Angel sighs heavily]

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[Sir Pentious]
Well, this is awkward.

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[Niffty] 'Kay!

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[Charlie]
Three years.

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Three years I've been
sharing my life with her.

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And I tell her everything.

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My hopes, my dreams,
my insecurities, my embarrassing habits.

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What fucking deodorant I like.

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And she keeps
something like this from me .

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Why would she lie for so long?
Does she think I wouldn't accept her?

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What about me, ME, says un
understanding...

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misunderstanding?

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Disunder-- Wait, w-where are we?

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[Alistor]
Cannibal Town!

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There's a friend of mine
I think you should meet.

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In Cannibal Town? But it's--

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It's... surprisingly nice here.

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Isn't it, though?

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And it's all thanks
to a very special someone.

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[Rosie] Well, who hasn't
thought about eating their first husband?

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I certainly would have
if he didn't taste so bad!

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Haha!

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I tell you what.

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You bring old, tall,
dark and armless to me,

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and I'll straighten them right out,
okay sweetie? Now here's my card and--

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[gleefully] Oh
my stars. Do my eyes deceive me?

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Alastor? Alastor!

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Where have you been?

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These halls really lost some of
their sparkle without your lively presence and--

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Oh. Who's this
you brought with you?

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Come now, Alastor,
She's much too young for you.

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Oh, I'm just kidding.

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-I know you're an ace in the hole.
-[Alastor] A what now?

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[Rosie] But where
are your manners Mister?

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[light music]
Introduce us, why don't you?

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[Alastor]
Ah, yes, Charlie. This is Rosie.

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The most darling, delightful,
and dangerous Overlord

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this side of the pentagram.

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Oh, always such a charmer.

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And, Rosie,

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It's my pleasure to introduce
you to Princess Charlie Morningstar,

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daughter of Lucifer
and heir to the throne of Hell.

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How do you do?
[laughs awkwardly]

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Well, well,
isn't this a regal surprise?

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Come in, come in.

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Can I offer
you something to eat?

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I'm sure I have a leg
around here or something.

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Oh, what am I thinking?
Small thing, like you.

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You're probably
watching your figure.

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How about some nice
pinky fingers instead? Oh.

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Ummmm, no, no. Thank you,
though. [laughs awkwardly]

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Oh, look at you, so polite!

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Alastor, you could
learn a thing or two.

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Well, sit down. Sit down.

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Tell Auntie Rosie
what she can do for you.

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You know, Alastor,
I got a primo connect on a guy

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with about eight blocks of
territory and not enough goons to run it.

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Prime pickings for a deal
to be made, my friend.

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I appreciate the offer,
but we're here on business of another kind.

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Well, don't keep me in suspense.

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I'm a very busy woman.

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[Charlie] Well, as you know,

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[frantically] the extermination
is coming early.

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It'll be here in a month.

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And they're coming for
my hotel and my friends first.

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-and I, I, I, I, I, I--
-[Alastor] We need your help.

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Well, your cannibals' help
at least, to fend off the attack.

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Wow! When you ask a favor,
you don't start small, do you, Your Highness?

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Oh, now, don't fret.

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I didn't say I wouldn't help,
but I assume there's

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more to this plan than
a bunch of unarmed cannibals.

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Oh, your people will be far from
helpless when we're done with them.

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And by the end,
they will be able to eat

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[menacingly]
their fill!

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[light music] Well,
in that case, sure. Why not?

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-Really?
-What can I say?

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I like your moxie, girl.

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And old Alastor has
never done me wrong before.

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Oh, thank you.
Thank you. Thank you.

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-[struggles]
-[banging]

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[shouts]
Carmine!

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Carmine, we need to speak.

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I know what you did
on extermination day.

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We can talk about it inside,
or I can yell about it out here.

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[door clanks open]

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Fuckin' right you open
that door. [door slams shut]

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-[eerie music]
-[Vaggie] Hello?

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[Carmilla's voice echoes]
You have 2 minutes

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to convince me
not to silence you for good.

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[dramatic music]

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Miss Carmine, I'm here on
appointment from the princess

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to enlist your aid in the defense
of Hell from the angelic extermination.

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We know an angel fell at your
hands and we need to know how.

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-[Carmilla] No!
-What do you mean, no?

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-The princess of Hell--
-[Carmilla] Means nothing to me.

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You have to do better than that.
90 seconds.

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[Vaggie] With your knowledge,
we wouldn't have to helplessly stand by while--

241
00:10:11,728 --> 00:10:14,106
[Carmilla] Clearly I am
not the helpless one here.

242
00:10:14,314 --> 00:10:15,774
80 seconds.

243
00:10:15,774 --> 00:10:16,942
[tense music]
Well, then why?

244
00:10:17,150 --> 00:10:19,278
Why wouldn't you use
what you know to fight?

245
00:10:19,278 --> 00:10:23,115
To avoid the very problem you and
your little friends are facing right now.

246
00:10:23,615 --> 00:10:27,953
I will not invite destruction
into my house, on my people.

247
00:10:27,953 --> 00:10:30,205
[Vaggie]
You think we asked for this?

248
00:10:30,205 --> 00:10:33,166
All Charlie has ever done is try to
make things better to help her people who,

249
00:10:33,166 --> 00:10:35,752
news flash,
include your people too.

250
00:10:35,752 --> 00:10:38,130
And how exactly has that
worked out for her?

251
00:10:38,797 --> 00:10:40,299
[music crescendos]
45 seconds.

252
00:10:40,299 --> 00:10:42,926
We didn't pick the fight,
but it's here now.

253
00:10:42,926 --> 00:10:44,845
And they aren't
going to stop with us.

254
00:10:44,845 --> 00:10:46,763
You didn't see
the look on their leader's face.

255
00:10:46,763 --> 00:10:48,724
With us out of the way,

256
00:10:48,724 --> 00:10:50,142
it's only a matter of time
before they come for the rest of you.

257
00:10:50,851 --> 00:10:53,145
They won't stop
until all of Hell is wiped out,

258
00:10:53,145 --> 00:10:55,647
so you can help us
make a stand here together,

259
00:10:55,647 --> 00:10:57,232
or you can stand alone tomorrow.

260
00:10:57,232 --> 00:10:59,234
And what do you think
your chances will be then?

261
00:10:59,234 --> 00:11:00,819
[Carmilla] You're out of time.

262
00:11:00,819 --> 00:11:02,779
[grunts]
[blade sings]

263
00:11:02,779 --> 00:11:04,781
[rousing fight music]

264
00:11:04,781 --> 00:11:08,243
Angels attack quickly,
viciously, and without mercy.

265
00:11:08,243 --> 00:11:10,329
You'll need to defend
better than that. [sombre music]

266
00:11:10,329 --> 00:11:12,664
[Rosie through megaphone]
Cannibals and Cannibettes,

267
00:11:12,664 --> 00:11:14,082
assemble in the square.

268
00:11:14,082 --> 00:11:16,668
Now, darling,
you know I would do anything,

269
00:11:16,668 --> 00:11:19,254
anything for my clients,

270
00:11:19,254 --> 00:11:21,006
but I can't exactly command

271
00:11:21,006 --> 00:11:23,842
all of Cannibal Town to
follow someone else into battle.

272
00:11:23,842 --> 00:11:24,926
Now, don't get me wrong,

273
00:11:24,926 --> 00:11:26,803
they love carnage and bloodshed,

274
00:11:26,803 --> 00:11:29,681
but to get this group into line,
you got to win 'em over.

275
00:11:29,681 --> 00:11:31,016
[through megaphone]
Settle in!

276
00:11:31,016 --> 00:11:32,893
Settle in! Important meeting.
-[crowd murmurs]

277
00:11:32,893 --> 00:11:36,396
-[Charlie] But how do I--
-With sparkle! Razzmatazz

278
00:11:36,396 --> 00:11:39,900
[light music] and that oh
so appealing moxie of yours.

279
00:11:39,900 --> 00:11:41,693
Shouldn't be a problem.

280
00:11:41,693 --> 00:11:44,029
It's not like you've ever failed
to inspire before.

281
00:11:44,029 --> 00:11:45,697
[Charlie groans]

282
00:11:45,697 --> 00:11:46,948
Now, fair warning.

283
00:11:46,948 --> 00:11:49,159
This group sticks together.

284
00:11:49,159 --> 00:11:51,995
So in order to convince any of
them, you'll need to convince all of them.

285
00:11:52,204 --> 00:11:54,706
And there's one in particular--

286
00:11:54,706 --> 00:11:56,708
[Alastor] Uuuugh, Susan.
-[Rosie] Susan,

287
00:11:56,708 --> 00:11:58,960
who's a bit of an... uh--

288
00:11:58,960 --> 00:12:00,962
-[Alastor] Ornery old bitch?
-[Rosie] That!

289
00:12:00,962 --> 00:12:05,050
She's tough, but win
her over and the rest will be easy as pie.

290
00:12:05,050 --> 00:12:07,052
-Ready?
-I guess.

291
00:12:07,052 --> 00:12:14,726
Everyone we have a very special,
very royal guest this evening!

292
00:12:14,726 --> 00:12:18,021
Please put
your bloody hands together for

293
00:12:18,021 --> 00:12:20,315
Princess Charlie!

294
00:12:20,315 --> 00:12:23,235
[shouting from crowd]
Booooo! Bring Rosie back!

295
00:12:23,235 --> 00:12:24,069
Susan?

296
00:12:24,069 --> 00:12:25,320
[both] Susan.

297
00:12:25,320 --> 00:12:27,197
[P.A system feeds
back] [crowd mumble]

298
00:12:27,197 --> 00:12:29,950
[laughs nervously]
Sorry. Uh, okay,

299
00:12:29,950 --> 00:12:31,910
-uh, my name's Charlie, and...
-[Susan heckles] Booooo!

300
00:12:31,910 --> 00:12:34,079
-Well, I run this hotel with my part...
-Get off the stage

301
00:12:34,079 --> 00:12:35,789
-you blue blood bitch!
-...well someone and...

302
00:12:35,789 --> 00:12:37,165
-Booo!
-Wait, let me start over.

303
00:12:37,165 --> 00:12:39,292
-We don't give a shit about some
hotel.

304
00:12:39,292 --> 00:12:40,961
Angels are coming to kill us all
and we need help defending our realm.

305
00:12:40,961 --> 00:12:42,212
-leave before I eat those big
ass eyes of yours.

306
00:12:42,212 --> 00:12:43,505
So-- we, uh... we need
your help--

307
00:12:43,505 --> 00:12:45,257
-[Susan still heckling]
Boo! Get off.

308
00:12:45,257 --> 00:12:47,384
[Charlie] With your assistance,
we can make a stand for--

309
00:12:47,384 --> 00:12:49,302
[Susan] Where's the showmanship?
-[Charlie sings] I...I have a dream...

310
00:12:49,302 --> 00:12:51,430
-Where's all the finesse? Fuckin mediocre!
-[Charlie] and I--

311
00:12:51,430 --> 00:12:53,306
[Charlie screams]
Fuck You! You old bitch!

312
00:12:53,306 --> 00:12:54,266
[cannibal crowd gasp]

313
00:12:54,266 --> 00:12:56,143
[Rosie] Okay!

314
00:12:56,143 --> 00:12:58,937
we'll be back after
a brief intermission.

315
00:12:59,229 --> 00:13:01,273
[dramatic fight music]

316
00:13:02,399 --> 00:13:04,025
[Vaggie strains]

317
00:13:04,025 --> 00:13:05,444
[spear slashes]

318
00:13:05,444 --> 00:13:08,071
[Vaggie] Fuck!
Ow!

319
00:13:09,364 --> 00:13:11,908
[thuds]
Aaagh!

320
00:13:11,908 --> 00:13:13,285
Come on,
what is this?

321
00:13:13,285 --> 00:13:15,454
You want me to teach
you how to beat angels?

322
00:13:15,454 --> 00:13:17,831
That's what I'm doing.

323
00:13:17,831 --> 00:13:20,542
By beating the shit out of me?
I'm not used to fighting with long hair.

324
00:13:20,542 --> 00:13:24,212
[Carmilla] By showing
you the flaws in your own fighting style.

325
00:13:24,421 --> 00:13:26,381
Yours and all your sisters'.

326
00:13:26,381 --> 00:13:28,842
Wait...
you know I'm an exorcist?

327
00:13:29,217 --> 00:13:31,970
-How?
-You have a giant X over your eye

328
00:13:31,970 --> 00:13:33,805
and wield an angelic spear.

329
00:13:33,805 --> 00:13:35,849
It's not rocket science.

330
00:13:35,849 --> 00:13:40,395
Before you found out about me,
did you know angels could be harmed?

331
00:13:40,395 --> 00:13:42,481
No.
[dramatic music]

332
00:13:43,440 --> 00:13:45,108
That shows in how you fight.

333
00:13:45,108 --> 00:13:47,527
You leave yourself
open with every swing.

334
00:13:47,527 --> 00:13:50,197
You fight like
someone unafraid of harm,

335
00:13:50,197 --> 00:13:53,325
and this is what
you'll take advantage of.

336
00:13:53,325 --> 00:13:58,997
Angels wield no shields,
little armor and fight with reckless abandon.

337
00:13:59,414 --> 00:14:02,209
-Strike them here, here, and here.
-Argh.

338
00:14:02,834 --> 00:14:03,919
With what?

339
00:14:03,919 --> 00:14:05,420
Some secret weapon of yours?

340
00:14:05,420 --> 00:14:07,589
Stupid girl,
are you really so dense

341
00:14:07,589 --> 00:14:10,342
you don't realize
you're holding the answer?

342
00:14:10,342 --> 00:14:13,011
Angelic weapons?
It's that simple?

343
00:14:13,011 --> 00:14:14,387
[huffs] How has no
one else figured this out?

344
00:14:14,387 --> 00:14:16,890
Angelic steel isn't common,

345
00:14:16,890 --> 00:14:21,186
and those who have it aren't exactly
rushing off to test it against exorcists.

346
00:14:21,186 --> 00:14:24,481
[Carmilla] When my daughters and
I were cornered in that last extermination

347
00:14:25,023 --> 00:14:27,817
I tried to buy time for
my girls to flee, and well...

348
00:14:28,485 --> 00:14:33,073
you don't become an angelic
arms dealer without arming yourself first.

349
00:14:33,073 --> 00:14:34,865
[grunts]

350
00:14:34,865 --> 00:14:37,077
[Spanish guitar plays]

351
00:14:37,077 --> 00:14:38,995
[Latino style upbeat music]

352
00:14:38,995 --> 00:14:42,374
♪ I see you're driven
by your detestation

353
00:14:42,374 --> 00:14:45,335
♪ Your every step is
stoked with animus ♪

354
00:14:46,461 --> 00:14:49,548
♪ You need a different
type of motivation ♪

355
00:14:50,215 --> 00:14:53,051
♪ Or there's no way
that you can handle this ♪

356
00:14:53,260 --> 00:14:55,637
♪ I know you're thirstin' for
vengeance Vaggie ♪

357
00:14:55,637 --> 00:14:57,973
♪ You're out for blood ♪

358
00:14:57,973 --> 00:15:00,600
♪ But you'll only stand a chance
if you're out for love ♪

359
00:15:00,600 --> 00:15:03,311
♪ Out for love ♪

360
00:15:03,311 --> 00:15:05,313
♪ Love ♪

361
00:15:05,313 --> 00:15:07,065
♪ Think of who you care about ♪

362
00:15:07,065 --> 00:15:08,900
♪ Protect them and be out ♪

363
00:15:08,900 --> 00:15:11,403
♪ For love ♪

364
00:15:11,403 --> 00:15:12,696
♪ Love ♪

365
00:15:12,696 --> 00:15:15,031
♪ You're gonna fight
without gloves long as ♪

366
00:15:15,031 --> 00:15:16,533
♪ You're out for love ♪

367
00:15:16,908 --> 00:15:20,579
♪ Fuel yourself
with the fear of losin' ♪

368
00:15:20,579 --> 00:15:24,583
♪ That somebody who's
your reason to live ♪

369
00:15:24,583 --> 00:15:28,420
♪ Harness your heart and you
can't help choosin' ♪

370
00:15:28,420 --> 00:15:32,048
♪ To fight with
all you can give ♪

371
00:15:32,048 --> 00:15:34,175
♪ I know you're thirstin'
for vengeance Vaggie ♪

372
00:15:34,175 --> 00:15:36,094
♪ You're out for blood ♪

373
00:15:36,094 --> 00:15:38,597
♪ But you'll only stand a chance
if you're out for love ♪

374
00:15:38,597 --> 00:15:43,351
[music changes key and soars]
♪ Out for love, love ♪

375
00:15:43,351 --> 00:15:47,272
♪ Think of who you care about
protect 'em and be out ♪

376
00:15:47,272 --> 00:15:49,941
♪ For love ♪

377
00:15:49,941 --> 00:15:51,776
♪ Love ♪

378
00:15:51,776 --> 00:15:55,113
♪ You're gonna fight without gloves
and when that push comes to shove yeah ♪

379
00:15:55,113 --> 00:15:57,115
♪ You just might rise above
long as you're ♪

380
00:15:57,115 --> 00:15:59,618
♪ Out for love ♪
[song ends]

381
00:15:59,618 --> 00:16:03,330
[Carmilla] Well, look at that.
You might just survive this.

382
00:16:03,330 --> 00:16:05,415
We're going to
need more weapons.

383
00:16:05,415 --> 00:16:08,543
[Rosie] Alright, what has
you so out of sorts, darlin'?

384
00:16:08,543 --> 00:16:11,046
You clearly got more on
your mind than angels.

385
00:16:11,046 --> 00:16:12,297
[Charlie sighs]
[despondent mood music]

386
00:16:12,297 --> 00:16:13,632
What do you do
when someone you love

387
00:16:13,632 --> 00:16:15,425
lies to you about who they are?

388
00:16:15,425 --> 00:16:17,969
Romance? My specialty.

389
00:16:17,969 --> 00:16:20,472
C'mon, dearie, details, details!

390
00:16:20,472 --> 00:16:24,976
My girlfriend is an exorcist
angel... and she never told me.

391
00:16:24,976 --> 00:16:26,353
Oh, shit.

392
00:16:26,353 --> 00:16:27,562
Quite a secret.

393
00:16:27,562 --> 00:16:29,314
How does that make you feel?

394
00:16:29,314 --> 00:16:32,275
[whimpers]
Just... angry...

395
00:16:32,275 --> 00:16:34,486
because we share everything!

396
00:16:34,986 --> 00:16:37,614
Because she always supported me,
and my ideas,

397
00:16:37,614 --> 00:16:41,326
and now I don't know whether
or not that was just more of the lies...

398
00:16:41,326 --> 00:16:42,577
[gasps]

399
00:16:43,745 --> 00:16:45,747
Oh, no, that's a horrible
thing to think! Do I think that?

400
00:16:45,747 --> 00:16:48,375
Yes!...
N-- No?

401
00:16:48,375 --> 00:16:49,459
Kinda?

402
00:16:49,459 --> 00:16:50,669
[sighs and sobs]

403
00:16:50,669 --> 00:16:52,337
[Rosie] You said
you love this girl?

404
00:16:52,337 --> 00:16:54,422
[melancholy music]
Yes... Or, well, I...

405
00:16:55,256 --> 00:16:57,050
-Yes.
-[Rosie] Aw.

406
00:16:57,050 --> 00:16:59,552
Have you ever once doubted
that she loves you in return?

407
00:17:00,762 --> 00:17:03,056
Well, then what's the problem?

408
00:17:03,056 --> 00:17:07,018
She took part in the very thing
we've been working so hard to end.

409
00:17:07,018 --> 00:17:08,019
Well...

410
00:17:09,187 --> 00:17:12,190
Isn't that silly hotel
of yours all about redemption?

411
00:17:12,190 --> 00:17:13,692
...Yes?

412
00:17:13,692 --> 00:17:16,694
Perhaps this girl was
trying to redeem herself too?

413
00:17:16,694 --> 00:17:19,530
She knows better than
anyone that I believe in second chances.

414
00:17:19,530 --> 00:17:21,365
Why not tell me?

415
00:17:21,365 --> 00:17:23,952
It can be difficult to admit
to things you're not proud of,

416
00:17:24,452 --> 00:17:27,247
especially if those things hurt
the ones you love.

417
00:17:27,622 --> 00:17:29,207
She fucked up, sure.

418
00:17:29,708 --> 00:17:30,709
She's flawed,

419
00:17:30,709 --> 00:17:33,670
but hey, who down here isn't?

420
00:17:34,504 --> 00:17:37,632
If there's anything
I've learned, it's that words

421
00:17:38,216 --> 00:17:40,677
are cheap, but actions,

422
00:17:40,677 --> 00:17:42,721
they speak the truth.

423
00:17:42,721 --> 00:17:45,098
So, what have her actions said?

424
00:17:45,557 --> 00:17:48,727
That she believes in me
and what we're doing.

425
00:17:48,727 --> 00:17:52,564
Right now she's off learning how
to protect everything we've worked for...

426
00:17:53,231 --> 00:17:55,608
and I can't even
pitch my hotel right.

427
00:17:55,608 --> 00:17:58,069
Well, how do
you normally explain your hotel?

428
00:17:58,069 --> 00:18:00,572
By singing...
but that never works.

429
00:18:00,572 --> 00:18:03,783
It will work here.
Trust me.

430
00:18:03,783 --> 00:18:07,162
[crowd chatter indistinctly]

431
00:18:07,162 --> 00:18:11,624
[soft music]

432
00:18:11,624 --> 00:18:14,794
♪ Have you ever
wanted something that ♪

433
00:18:14,794 --> 00:18:17,756
♪ Was so clear in your mind
that you could taste it ♪

434
00:18:17,756 --> 00:18:19,215
[Susan] You
mean like human flesh?

435
00:18:19,215 --> 00:18:21,593
Eugh, sort of.

436
00:18:21,593 --> 00:18:25,180
♪ It's a feeling like a rumbling
in your gut that you could finally ♪

437
00:18:25,180 --> 00:18:28,266
♪ Be faced with
a billion needy faces ♪

438
00:18:28,266 --> 00:18:32,103
♪ I guess what I mean to say is
for the first time in my life ♪

439
00:18:32,604 --> 00:18:34,773
♪ I might have to be ready
for this ♪ [music builds]

440
00:18:35,190 --> 00:18:38,276
♪ Ready to be the one
who's leading from the front ♪

441
00:18:38,777 --> 00:18:42,781
♪ Gotta come into my own
gotta come into my throne ♪

442
00:18:42,781 --> 00:18:46,117
♪ Gotta take charge
and defend my only home ♪

443
00:18:46,117 --> 00:18:48,328
♪ And although
I kinda feel unsteady ♪

444
00:18:48,328 --> 00:18:51,122
♪ Now I need to
be ready for this ♪

445
00:18:51,122 --> 00:18:54,167
[upbeat music]

446
00:18:54,167 --> 00:18:59,297
♪ Have you ever felt like you're
willing to die to save the people of your city ♪

447
00:18:59,297 --> 00:19:01,508
[Susan] By die to do
you mean use my teeth to rip flesh apart?

448
00:19:01,508 --> 00:19:03,259
That's a start!

449
00:19:03,259 --> 00:19:04,552
♪ Cause right
now we need a leader ♪

450
00:19:04,552 --> 00:19:06,638
♪ And it seems to me that ♪

451
00:19:06,638 --> 00:19:09,557
♪ Destiny has picked me to
be that if you'll permit me ♪

452
00:19:09,557 --> 00:19:10,809
♪ So who's with me? ♪

453
00:19:12,143 --> 00:19:14,687
♪ Wouldn't it be super
to see more of Hell ♪

454
00:19:14,687 --> 00:19:16,731
♪ Join up now
if you like travel ♪

455
00:19:16,731 --> 00:19:18,817
♪ Come on boys
hop in the saddle ♪

456
00:19:18,817 --> 00:19:22,320
♪ Lotta sights to see
en route to my hotel ♪

457
00:19:22,320 --> 00:19:25,156
♪ Not to
mention the camaraderie ♪

458
00:19:25,156 --> 00:19:28,660
♪ Yes siree you'll
form life-changing friendships ♪

459
00:19:28,660 --> 00:19:30,578
♪ With the folks along the way ♪

460
00:19:30,578 --> 00:19:32,831
[Alastor] ♪ And feast on
all the angels you can eat ♪

461
00:19:32,831 --> 00:19:35,166
♪ Okay ♪

462
00:19:35,166 --> 00:19:37,544
[cannibal crowd exclaim] Free food! I'm in!

463
00:19:37,544 --> 00:19:39,379
[cannibal crowd sing]
♪ It's time now to act ♪

464
00:19:39,379 --> 00:19:40,755
♪ They're on the attack ♪

465
00:19:40,755 --> 00:19:42,632
♪ When they move to strike ♪

466
00:19:42,632 --> 00:19:44,384
♪ We will fight biting back ♪

467
00:19:44,384 --> 00:19:47,804
♪ We'll follow
your lead we're eager to feed ♪

468
00:19:47,804 --> 00:19:51,850
♪ We'll sharpen our teeth
for the heavenly feast ♪

469
00:19:51,850 --> 00:19:54,769
♪ From this moment on
you can count on us ♪

470
00:19:54,769 --> 00:19:59,190
♪ To be resolute and ravenous ♪

471
00:19:59,190 --> 00:20:01,901
♪ Our appetites are whet
and we're set to seize the day ♪

472
00:20:01,901 --> 00:20:05,196
♪ So I say oh hey come join
the flesh buffet ♪

473
00:20:05,196 --> 00:20:07,240
[Charlie] ♪ Well,
that's a little violent ♪

474
00:20:07,240 --> 00:20:09,367
♪ Can we tone it down ♪

475
00:20:09,367 --> 00:20:10,702
[Rosie] ♪ Oh don't be
put off by their snarlin' ♪

476
00:20:10,702 --> 00:20:12,829
♪ That's enthusiasm darlin' ♪

477
00:20:12,829 --> 00:20:15,874
[Charlie] ♪ Eh, they just seem
a little murdery right now ♪

478
00:20:15,874 --> 00:20:19,836
♪ Don't worry, honey that's
their thing keep singing ♪

479
00:20:19,836 --> 00:20:21,421
[singing together]
♪ We're super duper grateful ♪

480
00:20:21,421 --> 00:20:23,548
♪ To have you folks aboard ♪

481
00:20:23,548 --> 00:20:25,592
[cannibal crowd] ♪ We can't
wait to taste an angel's wings ♪

482
00:20:25,592 --> 00:20:27,343
♪ Oh, lord... ♪

483
00:20:28,803 --> 00:20:31,472
♪ For the first time in my life
maybe I can be ready for this ♪

484
00:20:31,472 --> 00:20:34,267
♪ I can be the marshal
leading the parade ♪

485
00:20:34,267 --> 00:20:37,812
♪ I can come into my own
and I think I've always known ♪

486
00:20:37,812 --> 00:20:40,523
♪ My destiny could
never be postponed ♪

487
00:20:40,523 --> 00:20:44,736
♪ When Adam brings the battle
here I must appear like I'm ready for this ♪

488
00:20:46,237 --> 00:20:47,530
[Rosie]
♪ They're dancing along ♪

489
00:20:47,530 --> 00:20:49,490
♪ They're singing her song ♪

490
00:20:49,490 --> 00:20:52,702
♪ Surprised, why, I knew
she could do it all along ♪

491
00:20:52,702 --> 00:20:54,454
[singing together]
♪ She's bound to pass the test ♪

492
00:20:54,454 --> 00:20:56,289
♪ As princess of Hell ♪

493
00:20:56,289 --> 00:21:00,335
♪ Like her daddy
she is madly power-fell ♪

494
00:21:00,335 --> 00:21:02,921
♪ She's filled with potential
that I could guide ♪

495
00:21:02,921 --> 00:21:04,380
[Rosie]
♪ I concur ♪

496
00:21:04,380 --> 00:21:05,840
[together] ♪ Stick with her ♪

497
00:21:05,840 --> 00:21:06,841
♪ You'll be on
the winning side ♪

498
00:21:06,841 --> 00:21:08,885
[epic music]

499
00:21:08,885 --> 00:21:10,428
[all singing] ♪ For
the first time in our lives ♪

500
00:21:10,428 --> 00:21:11,804
♪ We know
that we ready for this ♪

501
00:21:13,264 --> 00:21:14,432
[Rosie] ♪ We'll show heaven
a fight they won't forget ♪

502
00:21:15,516 --> 00:21:17,268
[all]
♪ It's time to take a stand ♪

503
00:21:17,268 --> 00:21:18,603
-[Charlie] ♪ It's time to lend a hand ♪
-[crowd] ♪ Huzzah ♪

504
00:21:18,603 --> 00:21:20,939
♪ Against the angels
and their deadly threat ♪

505
00:21:20,939 --> 00:21:23,024
[all]
♪ We cannot take it anymore ♪

506
00:21:23,024 --> 00:21:26,527
♪ The time has come to go to war
prepare to fight we're ready ♪

507
00:21:26,527 --> 00:21:32,575
[music crescendos]
♪ For This ♪

508
00:21:32,575 --> 00:21:35,453
[softly] ♪ I really
hope that I'm ready for this ♪

509
00:21:35,453 --> 00:21:36,663
[song ends]

510
00:21:37,622 --> 00:21:41,292
[pensive music]

511
00:21:41,668 --> 00:21:43,544
[Vaggie] Looks
like you had a busy day.

512
00:21:43,544 --> 00:21:45,797
-[Charlie] You too.
-[Vaggie] Charlie, I--

513
00:21:45,797 --> 00:21:47,674
Hold that thought.

514
00:21:47,674 --> 00:21:49,884
Err.. Ah! I got you a souvenir
from Cannibal Town.

515
00:21:49,884 --> 00:21:51,302
[Vaggie gasps]

516
00:21:51,302 --> 00:21:53,388
[gentle moody
music] Oh, Charlie.

517
00:21:54,055 --> 00:21:55,473
The wings are new.

518
00:21:55,473 --> 00:21:56,683
They look nice.

519
00:21:56,683 --> 00:21:58,726
Come on, let's go home.

520
00:21:58,726 --> 00:22:00,395
[construction noise]

521
00:22:00,395 --> 00:22:01,854
[Sir Pentious]
Come along,

522
00:22:01,854 --> 00:22:03,773
let's put some effort
into these fortifications.

523
00:22:03,773 --> 00:22:04,899
-[hammering]
-[Angel] Yeah, fortify that...

524
00:22:05,692 --> 00:22:08,569
Well, look
who decided to show up.

525
00:22:08,569 --> 00:22:10,530
We thought we were
fightin' by ourselves.

526
00:22:10,530 --> 00:22:13,992
You're... you're still here?

527
00:22:13,992 --> 00:22:17,829
What? Do you think
we were a bunch of pusssssies?

528
00:22:18,454 --> 00:22:21,416
I just got used to you guys.
[scoffs]

529
00:22:21,416 --> 00:22:23,001
I ain't finding no
new drinking buddies.

530
00:22:23,001 --> 00:22:25,503
I've named all the stains
on the carpet. [giggles]

531
00:22:25,503 --> 00:22:26,838
That one's Fred.

532
00:22:27,505 --> 00:22:30,967
Well, looks like
we have a lot of work to do.

533
00:22:34,012 --> 00:22:37,640
[end credit music]