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{\an8}Yes
team! Let me see that...
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{\an8} Oh! Niffty, nice side swipe!
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{\an8}Pentious,
like to see that effort.
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Teamwork makes the dream work!
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{\an8} Yes! I heard that once...
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{\an8}Train, train, train.
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{\an8}No fucking way!
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They're going to fight?
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Oh, my God. Ha ha ha ha!
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Oh. Looks like your little hotel
didn't work out so well.
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{\an8}Oh Alastor, I cannot
wait to watch you get FUCKED!
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Oh, I wish
my mom was here to see this.
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The cannibals
seem ready to fight.
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Are we?
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Fear not, damsels.
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I shall have the staff
ready for victorious combat!
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What in
the hell are you supposed to be?
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General Pentious,
reporting for duty.
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I'll turn those rapscallions
into soldiers in no time at all.
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Thank you, Pen.
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What can I do to help?
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I'm glad you asked, soldier.
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The base needs fortifications.
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Reinforce the southern wall.
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Create a moat
around the perimeter
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to stop a ground assault.
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How about this?
If you see an angel, stab it.
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Oooohh...
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Stab! Stab! Stab!
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- Hey, hey, hey, hey.
- Not Him!
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Listen up, sinners!
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We got twenty four hours before
the extermination begins
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Let's get to work.
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So,
you wanna aim here, here...
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- Oh, they suck.
- Yes.
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Watch this.
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Oh they suck so bad
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Oh, God.
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They're going to fucking die.
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They're... They're going to die.
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Hello?
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I want to thank
everyone for coming.
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Even people who aren't
staying here yet... Cherri.
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Look, I can't
resist a fight, okay?
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Especially when I get to
tag team with this fuckhead.
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Tomorrow, the exorcist angels will
face a Hell ready to defend itself and win.
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Yeah!
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Yeah, we will! Tell 'em, baby!
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Yes. And we are...
we are going to win!
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But in case we don't,
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I want you all to know...
that getting to know you
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has been
the biggest honor of my life.
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Whatever
redemption really means,
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I know you all tried.
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I have seen
the good in all of you.
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And it's...
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I... I'm just...
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I love you all... so much,
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and... and live tonight
however you want because...
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We're all going to die! Hahahah!
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All right,
let's give it up for not dying!
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Love not dying!
Drinks?
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I mean, personally, I'm excited.
It's been a long time since I stabbed anyone
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and really meant
it, you know what I mean?
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- Cheers, bitches!
- Yeah!
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Here's to us!
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Here's to being
alive today and not dying tomorrow.
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Chug, chug, chug!
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Ah, the celebratory
night before a courageous last stand.
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It's been a surprising thrill to
witness these wayward souls find connection.
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Almost makes one sentimental,
eh Niffty?
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I really like them, Alastor.
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They let me put on roach
puppet shows without booing!
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Ahh, an enjoyable
collective to be around.
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I admit one
could get accustomed.
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I dub thee King Roach.
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Oh, to understand your twisted
little mind. Hahaha.
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Last day of afterlife,
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and you're not off snorting
a line off some hunk's abs?
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Ehh, you fucked one cannibal
pool boy, you fucked 'em all.
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I guess you have changed.
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Hey, Charlie said live tonight
however we wanted,
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so pour me a fresh one,
and let's get to living.
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Miss Bomb...?
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- Cherri?
- Yeah.
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I want to tell you... that I...
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I love...
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I'd love to wish you good
luck in the battle ahead.
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Okay.
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You are... Have always been a
worthy opponent.
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With the most...
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brilliant explosive contraptions
I've ever seen.
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Uh... Thanks?
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Anyway, I guess...
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Please don't die tomorrow. Okay. Bye.
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Ya know,
you could totally tap that.
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Tss, don't be gross.
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Cuz, you know,
I hear he's got two dicks.
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...Huh!
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- Charlie?
- Um,
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I'm sorry... I'm...
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I'm just so scared.
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What if we lose?
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♪ You've already done so much ♪
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♪ So many lives you've changed ♪
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♪ So many souls you touched ♪
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♪ And in the end ♪
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♪ If it's only me you've saved ♪
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♪ There's something that ♪
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♪ I've been dying to say ♪
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♪ More than anything ♪
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♪ More than anything ♪
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♪ Need you to know
I love you more than anything ♪
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♪ More than anything ♪
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Extermination Day
is here, bitches.
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We're going to go down
and exterminate demon ass!
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Destroy that ass!
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Prepare to slaughter
every sinner in that shit hotel,
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and you all remember, Vaggie?!
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- Boo!
- We hate her!
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Rip Vaggie's
cunt mouth out her ass!
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Would you just...
ju... chill, Lute. Fuck.
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Anyway, whoever brings me
Vaggie's head gets...
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Uh... I dunno, a million Heaven
bucks. How about that, huh?
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Haha, yeah!
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Ladies, let's fuck shit up!
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ATTACK!
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FORWARD!
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Here they come.
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Get ready, everyone.
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We fight together!
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Come on, let's go!
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Oh, oh. Oh.
This is going to be good.
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NOW! FOR YOUR SOULS!
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Let's fuck them up!
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Arrgh, take that!
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Let the slaughter begin.
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The fuck?!
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They appear to
have some kind of shield, sir!
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Oh, really? I didn't see this
giant fucking shield in front of me,
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You dumb bitch. No shit!
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That's how they can
kill us?! With our own weapons!?
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Fucking weak, dude.
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Come'n get some!
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Eat
shrapnel, fuckers!
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All angelic
weapons fire at will!
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Hey, yelling while
fighting doesn't help.
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Alastor's shield is working!
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Trying to focus, sweetie!
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We might actually have a chance.
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Love the optimism.
Still trying to focus.
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I'm fucking over this.
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Fuck!
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Oh no!
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Oh, fuck!
I am so hard right now.
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Adam.
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First man, next to die.
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Who the fuck are you?
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Alastor.
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Pleasure to be meeting you.
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Quite a pleasure.
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I'm
about to end your fucking life.
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Nice voice. Don't
you know jazz is for pussies?
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Nah ah ah!
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You really think
you can take me on?
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A mortal soul is no
match for me, edge-lord.
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You should know better
than anyone what a soul can accomplish
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when they take
charge of their own fate.
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Arrgh!
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Ohohoho, think
you're tough shit, huh?
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Tougher than you!
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Hahahaha! You lack
discipline, control, and worst,
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you're sloppy!
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And you're... fuck...
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fuck you... you red piece of f...
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too much fucking red... fuck...
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Shut up!
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Hahaha! Poetry.
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Grr, I'm going to wipe that shit
eating grin off your face
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'cause radio is fuckin' dead!
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What just happened?
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Ffffuck.
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Arrgh!
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Yes!! Fuck you Alastor!
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Ha ha ha ha.
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This is better than sex.
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Have to disagree with you there.
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Radio's not dead,
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but it is ending this broadcast.
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Bye, bitch.
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No! Fuck you,
fuck you, fuck you!! Pussy.
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Right flank advance!
Left flank, watch your six.
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Ladies! There are
more coming up on your right.
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Get ready for them Vagatha!
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Not my name! But, got it.
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Sorry! Sorry.
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Sorry...
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Sorry, sorry!
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Now's not
the time for that babe!
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Oh, right.
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Die motherfuckers!
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These fuckin'
angels won't stop comin'.
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- Hah!
- Okay, I walked right into that one.
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Hold that thought.
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You alright squirt?
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I nearly scrambled myself.
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Get somewhere safe.
Arrgh!
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Suck my holy
light, fuckers! Yeah!
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What? Alastor was
supposed to handle him.
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Oh, no, he must be...
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We aren't going to last
long unless we do something about him.
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Of course.
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I'm trying to fight here!
You out of your fucking mind?
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Yes.
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Miss Cherry Bomb,
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I love you.
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00:11:23,648 --> 00:11:25,252
Remember meeee!
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00:11:25,253 --> 00:11:26,838
That was kind of hot.
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Eggs,
activate thrusters, and charge the death ray.
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Yes, sir.
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Pentious?
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00:11:35,263 --> 00:11:37,516
That crazy motherfucker.
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Target in range.
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Fire.
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Oh, whoop!
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00:11:45,628 --> 00:11:47,077
That coulda been ugly.
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00:11:47,078 --> 00:11:48,527
Noooo!
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- Fuck...
- No.
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00:11:51,613 --> 00:11:53,198
- You did good, buddy.
- No, no, no.
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Charlie, I'm so sorry.
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Razzle! Dazzle!
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Let's ride.
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Yeah! Get 'em!
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Forward!
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Go, Razzle, go!
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Oh, look
who thinks they're bad ass now.
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The traitor came to die.
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No!!
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Before I take your life,
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I'm going to tear that other eye
out of your face.
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Try it, bitch.
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Vaggie!
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Surprise, bitch!
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Risking
your immortal life for sinners?
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That's some crazy shit,
even for Lucifer's brat!
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00:13:02,309 --> 00:13:05,270
These sinners are my family.
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00:13:05,271 --> 00:13:07,439
"These sinners are my famwy."
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Do you even hear yourself?
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You shoulda stayed
in your place, girlie...
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Arrgh! Shit!
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00:13:14,446 --> 00:13:17,282
That's Princess
of Hell to you, pig!
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The fuck? That hurt.
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Heh hahaha, okay.
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Arrgh.
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00:13:28,251 --> 00:13:31,379
You always were weak.
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00:13:35,133 --> 00:13:40,013
So I'll spare you the pain
of seeing your demon bitch die.
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Do it, then.
Correct your mistake.
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Seriously,
you're pathetic, you know that?
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00:14:00,450 --> 00:14:03,328
Ready to die rather
than accepting mercy?
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00:14:03,329 --> 00:14:05,496
No, live.
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Live knowing that you only do
because I let you...
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The failure.
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EeeaaaaaUUUUAAGGHHH!!
264
00:14:20,887 --> 00:14:23,555
Let... me... go!
265
00:14:23,556 --> 00:14:28,770
This fight was cute n' all,
but it's time to die with the rest of them.
266
00:14:30,564 --> 00:14:31,689
Charlie!
267
00:14:36,528 --> 00:14:38,028
Dad?
268
00:14:38,029 --> 00:14:40,532
Sorry I wasn't
here sooner, sweetie.
269
00:14:41,116 --> 00:14:44,034
Huh? Okay, seriously?
270
00:14:44,035 --> 00:14:46,537
How many of
you freaks do I have to fight?!
271
00:14:46,538 --> 00:14:48,665
Oh,
I'm the only one that matters.
272
00:14:48,666 --> 00:14:50,875
See, you messed
with my daughter,
273
00:14:50,876 --> 00:14:53,086
and now I am going to fuck you!
274
00:14:55,296 --> 00:14:57,048
Well, this just got interesting.
275
00:14:57,049 --> 00:14:58,632
It's fuck you "up"... Dad.
276
00:14:58,633 --> 00:15:00,385
Wait, what did I say?
277
00:15:03,221 --> 00:15:05,264
So, this is what
you've been up to since Eden?
278
00:15:05,265 --> 00:15:07,307
Gotta say, you really
let yourself go buddy.
279
00:15:07,308 --> 00:15:11,771
You judgin' me?
You're the most hated being in all of creation!
280
00:15:11,772 --> 00:15:14,774
Well, your first wife didn't
seem to hate what I had to offer,
281
00:15:14,775 --> 00:15:17,694
or the second.
Bow-chicka-wow-wow.
282
00:15:17,695 --> 00:15:19,737
I'll fuckin' end you!!
283
00:15:19,738 --> 00:15:21,239
Woah, missed me!
284
00:15:21,240 --> 00:15:22,823
Hoohoo, not even close.
285
00:15:22,824 --> 00:15:26,201
Hehehehe! Nice try, douchebag!
286
00:15:26,202 --> 00:15:28,747
Hold still,
you slippery fucker!
287
00:15:34,587 --> 00:15:36,963
Ahhh!!
288
00:15:36,964 --> 00:15:39,339
I got you!
289
00:15:39,340 --> 00:15:40,592
Dad! Look out!
290
00:15:40,593 --> 00:15:41,759
Huh?
291
00:15:43,762 --> 00:15:45,305
Woah, wait, what the fuck?!
292
00:15:49,267 --> 00:15:52,603
You come
at me, and my daughter,
293
00:15:52,604 --> 00:15:56,274
don't forget you're
in my house bitch!
294
00:15:57,922 --> 00:15:59,569
Whoa, whoa, Dad.
295
00:16:00,445 --> 00:16:01,654
He's had enough.
296
00:16:02,447 --> 00:16:03,864
Alright.
297
00:16:03,865 --> 00:16:06,659
How's mercy
taste, you little bitch?
298
00:16:06,660 --> 00:16:08,160
No...
299
00:16:08,161 --> 00:16:09,481
You don't get to end this.
300
00:16:10,330 --> 00:16:13,248
I'm fucking Adam!
I'm the fucking man,
301
00:16:13,249 --> 00:16:15,129
and you're just some
fucking clown or something.
302
00:16:15,460 --> 00:16:17,211
I started everything on Earth.
303
00:16:17,212 --> 00:16:20,215
All of mankind came from
these fucking nuts.
304
00:16:20,216 --> 00:16:21,757
You all should be worshiping me,
305
00:16:21,758 --> 00:16:26,763
you ungrateful, disgusting,
fucking losers!
306
00:16:28,640 --> 00:16:30,308
Woah! Hey,
you got something...
307
00:16:30,309 --> 00:16:32,644
sticking out of your... Your thing there.
308
00:16:32,645 --> 00:16:35,480
Niffty?!
309
00:16:36,314 --> 00:16:41,402
Stab! Stab! Stab!
310
00:16:41,403 --> 00:16:43,633
Holy shit!
311
00:16:43,634 --> 00:16:45,864
Blood! Ha ha ha!
312
00:16:45,865 --> 00:16:47,700
Noooo!
313
00:16:47,701 --> 00:16:49,368
Sir?! Sir?!
314
00:16:49,369 --> 00:16:51,036
Stay with me, sir.
315
00:16:51,037 --> 00:16:52,704
Adam!
316
00:16:52,705 --> 00:16:54,123
It's over.
317
00:16:54,124 --> 00:16:55,541
Take your little friends
318
00:16:55,542 --> 00:16:57,585
and go home!
319
00:16:57,586 --> 00:16:58,669
Please.
320
00:16:58,670 --> 00:17:01,172
Retreat.
321
00:17:01,173 --> 00:17:03,675
All exorcists fall back.
322
00:17:10,348 --> 00:17:12,787
So... who's up for pancakes?
323
00:17:12,788 --> 00:17:14,821
Good evening.
324
00:17:14,822 --> 00:17:16,854
{\an8}I'm Katie Killjoy.
325
00:17:16,855 --> 00:17:19,357
{\an8}- And I'm...
- Nobody gives a shit who you are Tom.
326
00:17:19,358 --> 00:17:23,193
Breaking news.
Extermination day is canceled.
327
00:17:23,194 --> 00:17:26,281
Charlie Morningstar managed
to fend off the angelic attack
328
00:17:26,282 --> 00:17:28,429
with more than just nice words.
329
00:17:28,430 --> 00:17:30,576
In an unseen turn of events,
330
00:17:30,577 --> 00:17:33,912
our demonic head
honcho Lucifer stepped in
331
00:17:33,913 --> 00:17:36,665
to save his daughter's ass
in the last moment.
332
00:17:36,666 --> 00:17:40,628
We're also hearing reports
that Adam, leader of the Angelic Legions,
333
00:17:40,629 --> 00:17:43,193
first man and
totally fuckable bad boy,
334
00:17:43,194 --> 00:17:45,758
has been slain
by a filthy janitor.
335
00:17:45,759 --> 00:17:47,467
The janitor said, quote,
336
00:17:47,468 --> 00:17:50,387
"Charlie told me
to stab, so I did."
337
00:17:50,388 --> 00:17:52,556
{\an8}Anyway, congrats
to Charlie and her crew
338
00:17:52,557 --> 00:17:54,893
{\an8}for not being totally
fucking useless for once.
339
00:18:01,232 --> 00:18:04,861
Oh,
there, there. It's...
340
00:18:04,862 --> 00:18:06,195
It's okay.
341
00:18:17,498 --> 00:18:21,169
♪ He did it for us ♪
342
00:18:22,253 --> 00:18:24,923
♪ The ultimate sacrifice ♪
343
00:18:25,757 --> 00:18:28,593
♪ He gave me his trust ♪
344
00:18:29,636 --> 00:18:32,472
♪ And look how
we pay the price ♪
345
00:18:32,889 --> 00:18:36,350
♪ This bloodshed
could have been avoided ♪
346
00:18:36,351 --> 00:18:39,979
♪ If I convinced Heaven
to work together ♪
347
00:18:39,980 --> 00:18:43,607
♪ I took a hotel
and I destroyed it ♪
348
00:18:43,608 --> 00:18:47,611
♪ I know I could
have done better ♪
349
00:18:47,612 --> 00:18:52,325
♪ Better instead
of letting you down ♪
350
00:18:53,326 --> 00:18:54,994
♪ Come
on little lady ♪
351
00:18:54,995 --> 00:18:56,620
♪ Why the frown? ♪
352
00:18:56,621 --> 00:18:59,707
♪ In the last 10,000 years ♪
353
00:19:00,375 --> 00:19:05,630
♪ You're the first one
to change this town ♪
354
00:19:05,631 --> 00:19:07,589
♪ You can do this ♪
355
00:19:07,590 --> 00:19:09,383
♪ Now I know it ♪
356
00:19:09,384 --> 00:19:12,719
♪ For your story
has just begun ♪
357
00:19:12,720 --> 00:19:16,306
♪ You can't quit now ♪
hell, you owe it ♪
358
00:19:16,307 --> 00:19:19,894
♪ There's still
damage to be undone ♪
359
00:19:19,895 --> 00:19:22,020
♪ You've changed my mind ♪
360
00:19:22,021 --> 00:19:23,855
♪ You've touched their hearts ♪
361
00:19:23,856 --> 00:19:27,485
♪ Found the good
and souls gone bad ♪
362
00:19:27,486 --> 00:19:28,987
♪ The stage is wrecked ♪
363
00:19:29,404 --> 00:19:30,821
♪ The crowd is gone ♪
364
00:19:30,822 --> 00:19:32,864
♪ But by God Charlie ♪
365
00:19:32,865 --> 00:19:35,680
♪ The show it must go on ♪
366
00:19:35,681 --> 00:19:38,496
♪ We can do this ♪
367
00:19:38,497 --> 00:19:39,997
♪ We can build it ♪
368
00:19:39,998 --> 00:19:42,083
♪ Best hotel
that you've ever seen ♪
369
00:19:42,084 --> 00:19:43,834
♪ Twice the bedrooms ♪
370
00:19:43,835 --> 00:19:45,585
♪ We can fill it ♪
371
00:19:45,586 --> 00:19:48,006
♪ With more
sinners than you can dream ♪
372
00:19:48,007 --> 00:19:49,464
♪ It starts with you ♪
373
00:19:49,465 --> 00:19:50,716
♪ You know it's true ♪
374
00:19:50,717 --> 00:19:53,468
♪ Fulfill your destiny ♪
375
00:19:53,469 --> 00:19:56,431
♪ So long as I've
got all of you with me ♪
376
00:19:59,017 --> 00:20:01,685
♪ To build a hotel
I think we need some brick and lumber ♪
377
00:20:01,686 --> 00:20:04,355
♪ Good thing we're in Hell,
check out this little magic number ♪
378
00:20:04,356 --> 00:20:05,856
♪ Start with foundation ♪
379
00:20:05,857 --> 00:20:07,816
♪ A remedial creation for me ♪
380
00:20:07,817 --> 00:20:09,985
♪ It's as easy as can be ♪
381
00:20:09,986 --> 00:20:12,425
♪ No time for cryin'
we got a lot of work to do and ♪
382
00:20:12,426 --> 00:20:14,866
♪ We gotta try and make the best
of what's in ruins ♪
383
00:20:14,867 --> 00:20:16,658
♪ New coat of paint ♪
384
00:20:16,659 --> 00:20:18,535
♪ New lights
across the marquee ♪
385
00:20:18,536 --> 00:20:20,620
♪ With a little sorcery ♪
386
00:20:20,621 --> 00:20:23,269
♪ After
the battle masterless cattle ♪
387
00:20:23,270 --> 00:20:25,918
♪ Overlords hanging by a thread ♪
388
00:20:25,919 --> 00:20:28,295
♪ With a bit of bravado
maybe tomorrow ♪
389
00:20:28,296 --> 00:20:30,673
♪ We'll will be atop the heap ♪
390
00:20:31,132 --> 00:20:32,884
♪ While
the rest of Hell's pissing ♪
391
00:20:32,885 --> 00:20:35,010
♪ Alastor's missing ♪
392
00:20:35,011 --> 00:20:37,013
♪ Fled
with his tail between his legs ♪
393
00:20:37,014 --> 00:20:39,598
♪ Nature abhors a power vacuum ♪
394
00:20:39,599 --> 00:20:41,516
♪ It leaves
room for you and me ♪
395
00:20:41,517 --> 00:20:44,771
♪ The future of
Hell belongs to the Vees ♪
396
00:20:46,773 --> 00:20:49,337
♪ This place is reeks of death ♪
397
00:20:49,338 --> 00:20:51,903
♪ There's a chill in the air ♪
398
00:20:52,570 --> 00:20:58,075
♪ And I barely escaped
being killed by a hair ♪
399
00:20:58,076 --> 00:21:03,581
♪ " Great Alastor Altruist
died for his friends" ♪
400
00:21:03,582 --> 00:21:06,292
♪ Sorry to disappoint ♪
401
00:21:06,293 --> 00:21:09,002
♪ That is not where this ends ♪
402
00:21:09,003 --> 00:21:14,091
♪ I'm hungry for freedom
like never before ♪
403
00:21:14,092 --> 00:21:19,097
♪ The constraints of my deal
surely you have a back door ♪
404
00:21:19,098 --> 00:21:24,102
♪ Once I figure out
how to unclip my wings ♪
405
00:21:24,519 --> 00:21:26,561
♪ Guess who will be pulling ♪
406
00:21:26,562 --> 00:21:29,773
♪ All the strings ♪
407
00:21:29,774 --> 00:21:32,067
- ♪ We can do this ♪
- ♪ We can do this ♪
408
00:21:32,068 --> 00:21:33,945
- ♪ We'll be better ♪
- ♪ We'll be better ♪
409
00:21:33,946 --> 00:21:36,780
♪ Though
redemption may take a while ♪
410
00:21:36,781 --> 00:21:37,865
- ♪ Though it may take a while ♪
- ♪ Wayward sinners ♪
411
00:21:37,866 --> 00:21:39,699
♪ Clear their ledger ♪
412
00:21:39,700 --> 00:21:40,618
♪ And we're doing it with a smile ♪
413
00:21:40,619 --> 00:21:42,577
♪ Yeah ♪
414
00:21:42,578 --> 00:21:44,579
♪ We've made
a difference wait and see ♪
415
00:21:44,580 --> 00:21:46,873
♪ We're gonna do this you and me ♪
416
00:21:46,874 --> 00:21:49,127
♪ And then tomorrow it will be ♪
417
00:21:49,128 --> 00:21:54,173
♪ A fuckin' happy day ♪
418
00:21:54,174 --> 00:21:59,220
♪ In Hell ♪
419
00:22:04,016 --> 00:22:07,520
What...? Where? Where am I?!
420
00:22:08,062 --> 00:22:11,482
Oh, hello.
421
00:22:15,736 --> 00:22:17,946
Adam is dead.
422
00:22:17,947 --> 00:22:20,157
Your deal is done
and I'm in charge now.
423
00:22:20,158 --> 00:22:22,952
Your brat is threatening
the very foundation of Heaven.
424
00:22:23,202 --> 00:22:25,078
And if you want to stay here,
425
00:22:25,079 --> 00:22:28,624
you're going down there
and stopping that bitch.
426
00:22:28,625 --> 00:22:31,001
You understand me,
427
00:22:31,002 --> 00:22:32,837
Lilith?