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You can't just turn five helplessly
stranded little girls out into the night.
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- Bah, humbug.
- Higgins!
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Don't touch it!
It's a very sensitive alarm!
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There is just no limit
to their imaginations.
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There's a girl here to see you.
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If she's under 16,
I don't wanna know.
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Magnum!
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We gave you some
really rotten leads.
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If you'd given
him a decent lead,
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he would've have blown it higher
than a Chinese firecracker.
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Come on, buddy.
This is serious.
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I said they ain't here.
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But if they do come in, I'll be sure
to tell them you had to leave.
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- Where'd we park the car?
- I don't know. I'm following you.
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Higgins and I do this all the time.
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- It's sort of a game.
- A game?
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My girls are kidnapped!
They might die!
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Five little girls are going to die
unless I deliver that Gauguin.
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Who's he?
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- Ask T.C.
- Oh, no. Don't ask me nothing.
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I can explain this
whole misunderstanding.
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No, you can't.
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Higgins!
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Higgins! Higgins!
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Higgins! Higgins!
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Higgins!
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What are they doing
in the wine cellar?
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Obviously, protecting the wine
from intruders.
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I am not an intruder.
I'm a guest.
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- Guests eventually leave.
- Until I do--
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You will settle
for the vintages I select.
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October?
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Higgins, the wine cellar is one of
the few places left on the estate,
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besides the bathroom,
that I can go without fear of my life.
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An oversight on my part, now rectified
by my upgraded level of security.
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Upgraded level of security
to keep me out of the wine cellar?
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Well, there is Mr. Masters'
latest acquisition.
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What? The Christmas tree?
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- Higgins, that's a Gauguin.
- Yes.
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Perhaps there's
hope for you after all.
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- What's it worth?
- Two million.
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Dollars or pounds?
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Marks.
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Yes, Mr. Masters.
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Uh, this is Chan's Laundry.
Is Mr. Magnum there, please?
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Mr. Masters's private number
is not to be given out to tradesmen.
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- Hello?
- Thomas, it's Rick.
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If Higgins finds out I got this number,
he's gonna freak out.
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I told him I was
your laundryman.
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- My what?
- Never mind. Just listen.
51
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A female called on your
line, and she wants to hire you.
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Uh, no, no. That's heavy starch
on the shirts and light on the shorts.
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That's really cute.
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Now look.
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Be at the state capitol building
by 3:00, and she'll approach you.
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Now wait--
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You starch your undershorts?
58
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Doesn't everybody?
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I pride myself on
being able to pick out clients,
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but this time I was stumped.
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All I saw were camera-loaded tourists
taking dozens of pictures
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of the same thing.
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Hi.
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You with that group over there?
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It's really funny. They must have
taken 50 pictures of that statue.
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Fifty pictures--
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Hi.
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This is only the second time
I've been here.
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Are you girls
waiting for someone?
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- Thomas Magnum?
- Yeah.
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Good. We were afraid
you might not show.
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You're the ones who want to hire
a private investigator?
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Look, if you're worried about
getting paid for this gig, it's okay.
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We've taken care of all that.
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He'll never be able to do it.
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- Do what?
- Find her.
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Find who?
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This is a drag.
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No, wait. I just don't know
what you're talking about.
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We're here from Vermont for the
holidays, and we lost our teacher.
81
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You lost your teacher?
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I told you he'd
never be able to do it.
83
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I hate for the younger ones
to know about this.
84
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They're so
impressionable, you know?
85
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Yeah, right.
86
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Our teacher is a real--
87
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Well, she kind of falls in love easy.
88
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It doesn't take her long to choose
from the menu, if you get my drift.
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I get your drift.
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Quit whispering, Nancy.
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We all know
what you're talking about.
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Miss Booton got the hots for some beach
bum and split with him for an overnight.
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- Lesli.
- You're telling me
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your teacher
who brought you here
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went off with some stranger,
and left you little kids stranded?
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Not really. She said she'd
be back tomorrow night.
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But our headmaster phoned,
and he's coming in
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tomorrow morning at 9:00
to spend Christmas with us.
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We have to find her
before he gets here.
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Or she'll be in big trouble.
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Well, she should be in big trouble!
102
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She shouldn't be punished
for her passion.
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We'll stay with you
till you find Miss Booton.
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Stay with me?
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We checked out of our hotel.
106
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We're paying you
with the deposit refund.
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Yeah, but I didn't even decide
to take the case yet.
108
00:08:01,980 --> 00:08:04,608
Come on, Nancy.
He won't be able to do anything.
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00:08:04,691 --> 00:08:06,860
You don't even know where your
teacher went.
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It could take days.
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I'd like to help you guys out,
but I don't know--
112
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Well, it is Christmas.
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Never! This estate
is for Robin Masters' guests,
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not your... clients.
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Higgins, it's just for tonight.
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I promise I'll have
them out in the morning,
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as soon as I find their teacher.
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No.
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Come on, Higgins.
It's the holidays.
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It's a time for giving and sharing.
Right, kids?
121
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You can't just turn five helplessly
stranded little girls out into the night.
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- Bah, humbug.
- Higgins.
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The wine cellar.
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The wine cellar?
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I don't want you in it.
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October wasn't my
favorite vintage anyway.
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And I want them out of
here first thing in the morning.
128
00:09:01,665 --> 00:09:02,791
Of course.
129
00:09:03,083 --> 00:09:04,960
All right!
130
00:09:08,548 --> 00:09:11,383
- Can I still use the kitchen?
- For now.
131
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- Thank you very much.
- You're quite welcome.
132
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Is Magnum married, Huggins?
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It's Higgins.
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All I had for clues
was the lady's overnight case,
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a couple of phone numbers
the girls had found in her room
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and a very rough description
of the guy she went off with.
137
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I had a long night ahead of me,
138
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but, then, so did Higgins.
139
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As long as you're staying here,
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there are certain rules
and regulations to obey.
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First, you will be restricted
to the second floor guest quarters.
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Unless, of course,
you need to use the lavatory facilities.
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Those are located
at the end of the hall.
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- Higgins, who painted this?
- Gauguin. Don't touch it!
145
00:10:01,850 --> 00:10:03,852
There's a very sensitive...
146
00:10:04,310 --> 00:10:05,478
alarm!
147
00:10:08,940 --> 00:10:11,568
I'm sorry. I just wanted
to feel the brushstrokes.
148
00:10:11,651 --> 00:10:13,820
Don't ever touch
that painting again, ever.
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00:10:13,903 --> 00:10:15,864
Don't even go near it.
150
00:10:18,950 --> 00:10:23,329
Zeus, Apollo,
what's wrong, lads?
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00:10:25,457 --> 00:10:27,333
Something's stuck
in their mouths.
152
00:10:30,670 --> 00:10:32,505
Darlene probably fed them gumdrops.
153
00:10:32,672 --> 00:10:34,591
That's usually what does it.
154
00:10:35,675 --> 00:10:37,427
Gumdrops?
155
00:10:37,635 --> 00:10:39,679
I told you not to touch that!
156
00:10:39,804 --> 00:10:42,140
It's crooked.
I was just trying to straighten it.
157
00:10:42,265 --> 00:10:45,268
I don't care if it's upside down.
It's not to be touched.
158
00:10:45,393 --> 00:10:47,103
Nothing on this
estate is to be touched.
159
00:10:47,187 --> 00:10:48,855
Is that understood? Nothing!
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00:10:48,980 --> 00:10:50,732
Okay, okay.
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00:10:50,857 --> 00:10:52,901
Lighten up, will you, Huggins?
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00:10:53,151 --> 00:10:54,319
Higgins.
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00:11:11,961 --> 00:11:14,589
We may have some trouble
with that little guy.
164
00:11:14,714 --> 00:11:16,841
Nah, he'll be okay.
165
00:11:17,217 --> 00:11:20,220
We got him so riled up
that he'll probably be exhausted.
166
00:11:20,678 --> 00:11:22,634
And that means he'll sleep well.
167
00:11:22,728 --> 00:11:23,932
What have we got?
168
00:11:24,140 --> 00:11:27,894
The only alarm is a sensitivity
mechanism in the back of the painting.
169
00:11:27,977 --> 00:11:30,396
The switch is on the right-hand wall,
behind the drapes.
170
00:11:30,597 --> 00:11:31,689
What about the dogs?
171
00:11:32,774 --> 00:11:33,900
Good.
172
00:11:40,990 --> 00:11:43,701
Mother Goose,
this is Rubber Duck.
173
00:11:43,785 --> 00:11:45,286
We're in the nest.
174
00:11:45,578 --> 00:11:48,706
There's one alarm.
We've located the switch.
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00:11:49,958 --> 00:11:51,417
Got it.
176
00:11:56,881 --> 00:11:59,551
I still can't believe the
voice on the phone was a kid.
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00:11:59,759 --> 00:12:03,179
That must have been Melissa.
She's very grown up for her age.
178
00:12:04,556 --> 00:12:08,810
"St. Helen's Preparatory School
for Girls. Fall Directory."
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00:12:09,477 --> 00:12:11,855
- These are your clients?
- Yep.
180
00:12:11,938 --> 00:12:15,024
Uh, that's the one right there
who gave me all these numbers.
181
00:12:15,108 --> 00:12:18,778
"Nancy Semko, class of 1982."
182
00:12:19,028 --> 00:12:22,282
Hey, Thomas, they've got some pretty
heavyweight students enrolled in here.
183
00:12:22,365 --> 00:12:24,826
It says here that Nancy's pop
is the head of Bunker Industries.
184
00:12:24,909 --> 00:12:29,497
Yeah, I know. I think I'm gonna
have to run down this address.
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00:12:32,625 --> 00:12:34,502
This isn't exactly
the high-rent district.
186
00:12:34,586 --> 00:12:37,463
If you go down there, I suggest you
bring a gun or an alligator on a leash.
187
00:12:37,630 --> 00:12:41,092
Rick, I am looking for a
schoolteacher, not a gorilla.
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00:12:41,217 --> 00:12:42,177
Mm-hmm.
189
00:12:42,260 --> 00:12:44,721
I know that, you know that,
but they don't know that down there.
190
00:12:44,804 --> 00:12:46,472
So I'll tell them.
191
00:12:47,473 --> 00:12:49,184
Hi, T.C.
Wanna go to dinner?
192
00:12:51,603 --> 00:12:54,063
Man, you said "dinner."
You didn't say the "Last Supper."
193
00:12:54,105 --> 00:12:56,274
We're not gonna eat here.
I'm gonna take you someplace nice.
194
00:12:56,357 --> 00:12:58,943
If we ain't gonna eat here,
what the hell we doing here?
195
00:13:00,028 --> 00:13:02,947
I know what it is. It's another
one of your crazy cases, isn't it?
196
00:13:03,031 --> 00:13:05,742
- No, it isn't.
- Hey, look, don't forget--
197
00:13:05,825 --> 00:13:08,161
You called me.
I didn't call you.
198
00:13:08,244 --> 00:13:11,289
T.C., it is nothing dangerous,
believe me.
199
00:13:16,377 --> 00:13:19,047
Of all the classy restaurants
in Honolulu,
200
00:13:19,130 --> 00:13:21,049
you drag me down here
to a joint like this.
201
00:13:21,132 --> 00:13:24,469
Will you just bear with me?
I am trying to find someone.
202
00:13:25,637 --> 00:13:28,181
Hi there.
I wonder if you can help me.
203
00:13:29,515 --> 00:13:30,808
Beer or whiskey?
204
00:13:30,892 --> 00:13:32,560
Actually we don't
want anything to drink.
205
00:13:32,644 --> 00:13:34,938
Except, maybe, a couple beers.
206
00:13:39,150 --> 00:13:42,070
I'm looking for a short,
blonde lady, about 28.
207
00:13:42,153 --> 00:13:45,406
She was with a husky Hawaiian,
beachcomber type.
208
00:13:46,407 --> 00:13:48,034
That'll be five dollars.
209
00:13:50,411 --> 00:13:52,747
For the beer or the information?
210
00:13:53,248 --> 00:13:54,832
Don't sound too familiar.
211
00:13:58,127 --> 00:14:00,338
Would another beer
make it sound more familiar?
212
00:14:00,546 --> 00:14:03,633
Sorry, buddy. No one like her
has been in here with a guy like that.
213
00:14:04,259 --> 00:14:08,096
Now, wait a minute.
What about this, uh-- this address?
214
00:14:12,308 --> 00:14:15,019
That's Mano's place, upstairs.
215
00:14:15,812 --> 00:14:17,730
I don't think you're gonna
find a lady in there.
216
00:14:17,814 --> 00:14:21,150
Yeah. Well, thanks anyway...
217
00:14:22,777 --> 00:14:24,362
for the beer.
218
00:14:42,338 --> 00:14:43,756
Yeah?
219
00:14:44,590 --> 00:14:47,218
Nah, he ain't here tonight.
He's out with Roxanne.
220
00:14:47,343 --> 00:14:49,053
Why? What's up?
221
00:14:49,721 --> 00:14:52,181
Oh, yeah?
When did they leave your place?
222
00:14:52,974 --> 00:14:55,310
I think they just
came through the door.
223
00:14:56,269 --> 00:14:57,895
This is Saigon Suzie's, man.
224
00:14:57,979 --> 00:14:59,689
- No, it isn't.
- Oh, yes, it is.
225
00:14:59,856 --> 00:15:01,274
Thanks for the tip.
226
00:15:02,775 --> 00:15:05,320
This place doesn't even
have a jukebox. Come on.
227
00:15:15,371 --> 00:15:18,666
Excuse me. Excuse me.
I'm trying to find someone.
228
00:15:18,750 --> 00:15:20,960
- They ain't here.
- I didn't ask you who yet.
229
00:15:21,169 --> 00:15:22,920
I don't care.
They ain't here.
230
00:15:23,283 --> 00:15:27,203
This is a short, blonde lady with a
Hawaiian, kind of a lifeguard type.
231
00:15:27,300 --> 00:15:28,551
Saigon Suzie's.
232
00:15:28,718 --> 00:15:30,219
Look, I said they ain't here.
233
00:15:30,345 --> 00:15:35,308
But if they do come in, I'll be sure to
tell them you had to leave... abruptly.
234
00:15:35,725 --> 00:15:37,810
Come on, buddy.
This is serious.
235
00:15:37,894 --> 00:15:40,897
I mean, somebody's life could
be in dan-- Will you stop that?
236
00:15:40,980 --> 00:15:42,940
I am trying to tell this man--
237
00:15:44,525 --> 00:15:46,903
- Saigon Suzie's?
- Mm-hmm.
238
00:15:50,073 --> 00:15:53,659
Hey, fellas,
we didn't mean any offense.
239
00:15:55,036 --> 00:15:56,829
Come on, buddy. Come on--
240
00:16:01,542 --> 00:16:04,670
- Where'd we park the car?
- I don't know! I'm following you!
241
00:16:04,754 --> 00:16:06,089
Oh!
242
00:16:09,133 --> 00:16:10,927
You don't remember where
you parked the car, do you?
243
00:16:11,010 --> 00:16:12,970
Of course I remember where
I parked the car.
244
00:16:13,054 --> 00:16:14,097
Mm-hmm.
245
00:16:14,931 --> 00:16:16,307
See?
246
00:16:24,524 --> 00:16:27,485
Come on. Let's get this thing going.
They'll never catch us in this.
247
00:16:27,544 --> 00:16:29,713
I can't start the car
till I clear the alarm.
248
00:16:29,821 --> 00:16:31,197
Why'd you set the alarm?
249
00:16:31,280 --> 00:16:33,699
Why'd I set the alarm?
Look around you.
250
00:16:33,950 --> 00:16:36,244
Hey, Mano,
two guys just blew through here.
251
00:16:36,327 --> 00:16:37,745
They tore this place apart.
252
00:16:37,954 --> 00:16:41,290
I'm pretty sure they're private heat.
They had that look, you know?
253
00:16:42,041 --> 00:16:45,378
He said he was looking for a Hawaiian
hanging out with a blonde chick.
254
00:16:45,753 --> 00:16:48,339
Sounds a lot like your new prize.
255
00:16:48,464 --> 00:16:50,883
I told you to be careful with that one.
256
00:16:50,967 --> 00:16:52,844
Find out who they are
and what they want.
257
00:16:52,927 --> 00:16:54,470
Done.
258
00:16:56,764 --> 00:16:58,224
What's wrong?
259
00:16:59,767 --> 00:17:01,352
You tell me.
260
00:17:04,856 --> 00:17:06,399
All right.
261
00:17:07,024 --> 00:17:09,961
Would you mind telling me about
this lady we almost got killed over?
262
00:17:10,736 --> 00:17:13,197
Her name is Linda Booton,
and I have to find her
263
00:17:13,239 --> 00:17:15,658
before the headmaster
flies in tomorrow.
264
00:17:16,075 --> 00:17:17,343
Say what?
265
00:17:18,286 --> 00:17:20,513
The headmaster
from St. Helen's.
266
00:17:23,916 --> 00:17:25,877
Look, I got a call from this client.
267
00:17:25,960 --> 00:17:28,421
Actually, I didn't get the call.
Rick got the call.
268
00:17:28,604 --> 00:17:31,299
He told me to meet this woman
at the state capitol building,
269
00:17:31,382 --> 00:17:32,467
which is what I did.
270
00:17:32,550 --> 00:17:34,927
Only when I got there,
this woman turned out
271
00:17:34,969 --> 00:17:38,431
to be five little girls from Vermont
who'd lost their schoolteacher.
272
00:17:38,514 --> 00:17:41,434
That's Linda.
See but, she really wasn't lost.
273
00:17:41,517 --> 00:17:44,353
She just took up with
a Hawaiian beach bum for the night.
274
00:17:44,437 --> 00:17:46,355
Anyway, like they said,
275
00:17:46,439 --> 00:17:49,584
she shouldn't be punished for
her passion, so I took the case.
276
00:17:50,776 --> 00:17:52,899
- Let me out.
- What?
277
00:17:53,029 --> 00:17:54,655
Let me out!
278
00:17:55,823 --> 00:17:58,618
T.C., I think
you're overreacting.
279
00:17:58,701 --> 00:18:01,913
I always do when I'm riding around
with a lunatic.
280
00:18:02,079 --> 00:18:03,915
Wait. T.C!
281
00:18:03,998 --> 00:18:06,751
You know what? You're crazy, boy.
You are stone crazy.
282
00:18:06,834 --> 00:18:09,003
Stone crazy out your mind.
I'm crazy for riding with you.
283
00:18:09,045 --> 00:18:12,590
I don't think it's safe to leave
you in this part of town, T.C.
284
00:18:12,840 --> 00:18:15,051
Hey, T.C., come on back.
285
00:18:15,468 --> 00:18:17,637
We'll eat at the Blue Lagoon!
286
00:18:17,720 --> 00:18:19,347
On me!
287
00:18:20,306 --> 00:18:22,391
If T.C. didn't
want to eat at the Blue Lagoon,
288
00:18:22,433 --> 00:18:24,393
then he was really mad.
289
00:18:24,477 --> 00:18:25,895
Oh, well.
290
00:18:25,978 --> 00:18:29,023
He probably wouldn't want to
follow up my next lead anyway.
291
00:18:30,525 --> 00:18:32,735
Just look at you.
Every time that boy calls,
292
00:18:32,818 --> 00:18:35,404
you're the one that winds up
with your behind in the fire.
293
00:18:35,488 --> 00:18:37,740
Getting into a damn fight
in a room full of Mr. Universes.
294
00:18:37,823 --> 00:18:39,742
Man, you must be out your mind.
295
00:18:50,294 --> 00:18:52,588
I did a little thinking after T.C. left
296
00:18:52,672 --> 00:18:55,925
and decided the clues that the girls
had given me weren't really clues,
297
00:18:56,008 --> 00:18:57,952
but ways to shorten my life expectancy.
298
00:18:59,095 --> 00:19:01,681
Going back to their
hotel was my only hope.
299
00:19:08,187 --> 00:19:09,605
Hi.
300
00:19:11,190 --> 00:19:14,652
"Fruit of Passion." I didn't know
Robin Masters wrote agronomy novels.
301
00:19:14,735 --> 00:19:15,903
Huh?
302
00:19:16,988 --> 00:19:18,906
Uh, Miss Linda Booton.
303
00:19:18,990 --> 00:19:22,034
She checked in about three days ago
with five little girls.
304
00:19:22,159 --> 00:19:23,494
Yeah?
305
00:19:30,084 --> 00:19:31,794
You remember them?
306
00:19:32,169 --> 00:19:33,838
Not for five lousy bucks.
307
00:19:37,717 --> 00:19:39,594
Well, kind of.
308
00:19:39,802 --> 00:19:41,596
Do you remember
Miss Booton's boyfriend?
309
00:19:41,679 --> 00:19:45,057
He's a big, Hawaiian lifeguard type.
He might've picked her up here.
310
00:19:45,266 --> 00:19:47,602
Mmm. Yeah, maybe.
311
00:19:50,313 --> 00:19:53,941
How about a license number or a
telephone number she might've called,
312
00:19:54,025 --> 00:19:56,694
or some messages,
something that might lead me to her?
313
00:19:56,902 --> 00:19:58,696
Yeah, I think so.
314
00:19:58,779 --> 00:20:01,824
For another five, I can give you a
number that'd take you right to her.
315
00:20:02,158 --> 00:20:03,951
I'd have to write a check.
316
00:20:06,871 --> 00:20:10,082
Room 2409.
She's been in all night.
317
00:20:11,292 --> 00:20:13,461
I could've had that for nothing.
318
00:20:16,088 --> 00:20:19,634
So far, this case
had cost me my right to the wine cellar,
319
00:20:19,717 --> 00:20:22,845
the last cash in my pocket
and nearly my life.
320
00:20:22,928 --> 00:20:26,557
If that clerk was lying to me,
I was gonna come back down here
321
00:20:26,633 --> 00:20:30,311
and shove that Robin Masters
paperback in his ear.
322
00:20:30,394 --> 00:20:33,230
- Who is it?
- Miss Booton?
323
00:20:33,522 --> 00:20:35,816
- Who is it?
- Thomas Magnum.
324
00:20:35,858 --> 00:20:38,194
I think I have something of yours.
325
00:20:44,158 --> 00:20:45,576
Come in.
326
00:20:53,668 --> 00:20:55,503
Oh, those little brats!
327
00:20:55,628 --> 00:20:58,089
Boy, they've really
outdone themselves this time.
328
00:20:58,172 --> 00:20:59,799
A beachboy.
329
00:21:00,466 --> 00:21:03,928
At Easter in Yellowstone
it was a forest ranger.
330
00:21:04,095 --> 00:21:07,390
And at Thanksgiving in New York
it was a cab driver.
331
00:21:07,473 --> 00:21:09,308
Where are their parents?
332
00:21:09,517 --> 00:21:11,519
They're spread out
all over the world.
333
00:21:11,602 --> 00:21:14,897
Some of them are too isolated to
get together with them at holidays.
334
00:21:14,980 --> 00:21:17,566
And the rest of them would just
rather pay me to take care of them.
335
00:21:17,650 --> 00:21:20,653
So these little girls just make
up these stories about you
336
00:21:20,861 --> 00:21:22,196
running off with some man?
337
00:21:22,279 --> 00:21:24,031
Isn't that something?
338
00:21:24,156 --> 00:21:26,200
There is just no limit
to their imagination.
339
00:21:27,201 --> 00:21:29,537
If you really were here,
aren't you worried about them?
340
00:21:29,620 --> 00:21:30,746
It's almost midnight.
341
00:21:31,080 --> 00:21:32,331
That late?
342
00:21:32,415 --> 00:21:34,917
Yes, it is. You'd think you'd
want to check up on them.
343
00:21:35,000 --> 00:21:37,461
Those kids have been running
around loose since this afternoon.
344
00:21:37,503 --> 00:21:40,256
Wait a minute. I'm sorry
that you got dragged into this,
345
00:21:40,339 --> 00:21:43,467
but don't come in here and start
telling me how I should take care of them.
346
00:21:43,551 --> 00:21:45,344
They told me that
they were spending the day
347
00:21:45,386 --> 00:21:47,263
and having dinner
with the governor's daughter.
348
00:21:47,346 --> 00:21:49,098
A limo actually...
349
00:21:49,181 --> 00:21:51,100
picked them up at 2:00.
350
00:21:56,522 --> 00:21:57,982
Your phone's ringing.
351
00:21:59,692 --> 00:22:01,152
Hello.
352
00:22:03,779 --> 00:22:06,824
No, this isn't Nancy,
but Merry Christmas to you too.
353
00:22:07,867 --> 00:22:09,410
The wrong number.
354
00:22:19,336 --> 00:22:22,089
Well, Nancy, is it a go?
355
00:22:23,048 --> 00:22:24,675
I think so.
356
00:22:33,058 --> 00:22:34,743
How long have you been
teaching art?
357
00:22:34,894 --> 00:22:37,271
- Three years.
- Really?
358
00:22:37,438 --> 00:22:39,982
You ought to see the Gauguin
that Robin Masters just bought.
359
00:22:40,065 --> 00:22:41,734
I think you'd really like it.
360
00:22:42,144 --> 00:22:44,528
Gauguin. Sure I would.
361
00:22:44,737 --> 00:22:46,822
- Does my driving bother you?
- No.
362
00:22:46,906 --> 00:22:49,241
- You seem nervous.
- No, you're a great driver.
363
00:22:49,325 --> 00:22:50,826
You drive great.
364
00:22:50,910 --> 00:22:54,038
Well, some people don't like
to be taken for a ride.
365
00:22:54,747 --> 00:22:57,958
Anyway, ever since
we got the Gauguin,
366
00:22:58,125 --> 00:23:02,713
Higgins -- he kind of runs the place --
he's really tightened security.
367
00:23:02,797 --> 00:23:05,132
The place is harder to get into
than a safe.
368
00:23:05,216 --> 00:23:07,426
I'd certainly hope so.
369
00:23:07,635 --> 00:23:11,138
But you know what Houdini
used to say about safes, don't you?
370
00:23:11,263 --> 00:23:13,641
No, not right offhand.
371
00:23:13,849 --> 00:23:17,144
He said they're easier
to break out of than into.
372
00:23:18,687 --> 00:23:21,023
Oh, really?
Houdini said that?
373
00:23:21,273 --> 00:23:22,817
Houdini.
374
00:23:42,586 --> 00:23:45,256
- Hi, guys.
- Miss Booton.
375
00:23:55,182 --> 00:23:58,102
First of all,
please don't be mad at the girls.
376
00:23:58,185 --> 00:24:00,563
They were really only trying
to help me out.
377
00:24:00,688 --> 00:24:02,648
Second of all,
378
00:24:04,483 --> 00:24:06,277
that Gauguin is a fake.
379
00:24:09,154 --> 00:24:11,699
Remarkable. She's
even better than you are.
380
00:24:11,782 --> 00:24:12,908
No, really, it's a fake.
381
00:24:13,117 --> 00:24:16,453
We weren't trying to steal the Gauguin.
We were trying to return it.
382
00:24:16,662 --> 00:24:18,205
How'd you ever find her?
383
00:24:18,289 --> 00:24:20,291
We gave you some
really rotten leads.
384
00:24:20,520 --> 00:24:21,605
That's how.
385
00:24:21,792 --> 00:24:23,502
- Higgins!
- If you'd given him a decent lead,
386
00:24:23,586 --> 00:24:25,671
he would've blown it higher
than a Chinese firecracker.
387
00:24:25,871 --> 00:24:27,214
I caught the girls.
388
00:24:27,381 --> 00:24:28,900
Who wouldn't have
been here in the first place
389
00:24:28,986 --> 00:24:30,947
had it not been for
your incredible gullibility.
390
00:24:31,135 --> 00:24:32,386
I'm calling the police.
391
00:24:32,565 --> 00:24:34,805
They can hold you
until we find out which is the original.
392
00:24:34,889 --> 00:24:36,932
Oh, no, please, Mr. Higgins.
393
00:24:37,099 --> 00:24:39,977
If you involve the police, you're
gonna bring unwarranted publicity
394
00:24:40,060 --> 00:24:42,271
to some very prominent families,
395
00:24:42,354 --> 00:24:44,481
including Mr. Masters.
396
00:24:46,066 --> 00:24:48,611
You should be able to tell
which is the original.
397
00:24:51,488 --> 00:24:54,325
Assuming that
you're telling the truth,
398
00:24:54,533 --> 00:24:57,411
what were you doing with the original
in the first place?
399
00:24:59,204 --> 00:25:03,292
It all started when my younger sister
was accepted at the Sorbonne in Paris.
400
00:25:03,584 --> 00:25:06,921
Oh, please,
no soap opera sob stories.
401
00:25:07,046 --> 00:25:08,923
It's not a soap opera.
402
00:25:09,340 --> 00:25:11,216
My parents couldn't afford it.
403
00:25:11,342 --> 00:25:15,429
But she is unbelievably talented,
and I'd do anything to see her go.
404
00:25:15,721 --> 00:25:19,224
So I made a deal with someone
to get enough money so she could.
405
00:25:19,475 --> 00:25:22,061
And I thought you'd have
a flimsy excuse.
406
00:25:22,353 --> 00:25:23,604
What kind of a deal?
407
00:25:24,480 --> 00:25:26,732
I authenticate paintings.
408
00:25:26,941 --> 00:25:29,193
Mostly Impressionists.
409
00:25:29,443 --> 00:25:32,571
The art collector that sold
the Gauguin to Robin Masters
410
00:25:32,655 --> 00:25:35,950
offered me a lot of money
to make a copy of the original,
411
00:25:36,158 --> 00:25:39,370
then authenticate the copy
and give the original back to him.
412
00:25:39,495 --> 00:25:41,288
It's his most prized painting.
413
00:25:41,363 --> 00:25:43,448
Really, I think he'd
rather die than give it up.
414
00:25:43,749 --> 00:25:45,125
So you committed a crime.
415
00:25:45,292 --> 00:25:46,502
No!
416
00:25:46,710 --> 00:25:48,379
Well, not totally.
417
00:25:48,587 --> 00:25:49,463
Oh?
418
00:25:49,546 --> 00:25:52,091
You're only a thief
if you're not caught, huh?
419
00:25:52,299 --> 00:25:55,386
But I didn't go through with it.
When it came right down to it,
420
00:25:55,469 --> 00:25:57,221
I couldn't give him back
the original.
421
00:25:57,304 --> 00:26:00,432
But by then,
the fake had been shipped here.
422
00:26:01,058 --> 00:26:03,560
So you're telling me that
423
00:26:03,769 --> 00:26:07,272
this whole story about you
and the beach bum
424
00:26:07,356 --> 00:26:09,650
and them with their crazy
little imaginations
425
00:26:09,775 --> 00:26:12,194
was just used to get them
into the estate?
426
00:26:12,403 --> 00:26:14,238
That was our idea.
427
00:26:14,321 --> 00:26:16,073
Amazing.
428
00:26:16,323 --> 00:26:18,075
This is the original.
429
00:26:18,158 --> 00:26:21,286
There! You see? I told you!
Now everything is okay.
430
00:26:21,370 --> 00:26:23,122
No, everything is not okay.
431
00:26:23,205 --> 00:26:24,707
You and these five
urchins are involved
432
00:26:24,915 --> 00:26:26,458
- in a very serious crime.
- Urchins?
433
00:26:26,542 --> 00:26:30,087
Hey, cool it, Higgins.
I told you the plan was our idea.
434
00:26:30,295 --> 00:26:31,547
I'm calling the police.
435
00:26:31,922 --> 00:26:33,924
Why? What for?
436
00:26:34,008 --> 00:26:35,801
You've got your painting back.
437
00:26:35,884 --> 00:26:40,180
Why get five little girls into trouble
for trying to return something?
438
00:26:40,264 --> 00:26:42,016
I'm reporting you.
439
00:26:43,892 --> 00:26:46,770
If she goes, we go.
440
00:26:57,531 --> 00:26:59,783
At least Huggins let us go.
441
00:26:59,867 --> 00:27:01,869
Why doesn't that make me
feel better?
442
00:27:01,994 --> 00:27:06,123
You'd feel okay if Magnum hadn't been
such a spoilsport about the whole thing.
443
00:27:06,206 --> 00:27:09,293
But I'm afraid he was right.
We were committing a crime.
444
00:27:12,504 --> 00:27:15,090
Well, it worked, almost.
445
00:27:16,842 --> 00:27:19,595
Almost doesn't count,
does it, Miss Booton?
446
00:27:22,973 --> 00:27:24,641
Uh-oh.
447
00:27:31,356 --> 00:27:33,358
What's a four-letter word
for "young girl"?
448
00:27:33,442 --> 00:27:34,693
"Brat."
449
00:27:35,235 --> 00:27:36,570
"Brat."
450
00:27:37,446 --> 00:27:38,697
Mahalo.
451
00:27:38,781 --> 00:27:40,824
- Doesn't fit.
- It does in my book.
452
00:27:40,908 --> 00:27:43,827
- It doesn't in my puzzle.
- Then what'd you ask me for?
453
00:27:44,286 --> 00:27:46,747
Pardon me. I should've known
better than to bother you
454
00:27:46,830 --> 00:27:49,583
while you're eating your breakfast
in a club that you're not a member of.
455
00:27:49,708 --> 00:27:52,711
I'm sorry. I've just been
up all night. I'm tired.
456
00:27:52,795 --> 00:27:54,671
I think they call that
an occupational hazard.
457
00:27:54,838 --> 00:27:58,217
No, they don't. It's called
being suckered by five little girls.
458
00:28:06,850 --> 00:28:07,935
Yeah?
459
00:28:08,018 --> 00:28:10,145
There's this girl
here to see Magnum.
460
00:28:10,229 --> 00:28:11,063
Is he there?
461
00:28:11,146 --> 00:28:12,564
There's a girl here to see you.
462
00:28:12,648 --> 00:28:15,192
If she's under 16,
I don't wanna know.
463
00:28:15,317 --> 00:28:16,652
Who is it, Moki?
464
00:28:16,735 --> 00:28:18,529
I don't know,
but she sounds like a client.
465
00:28:18,612 --> 00:28:20,072
In that case, send her up.
466
00:28:20,155 --> 00:28:22,199
"Send her up"?
Rick, come on.
467
00:28:22,250 --> 00:28:24,618
She's a potential client, and
you could use the business.
468
00:28:24,701 --> 00:28:27,371
I can use finishing
my breakfast in peace.
469
00:28:27,412 --> 00:28:29,289
You can use the bucks. Bye.
470
00:28:29,540 --> 00:28:30,833
Wait a minute.
471
00:28:32,626 --> 00:28:35,045
- Oh, no!
- The girls have been kidnapped.
472
00:28:35,081 --> 00:28:38,209
Wait. Let me guess.
The kidnapper wants to exchange
473
00:28:38,340 --> 00:28:40,134
- the fake girls for the original--
- Stop it!
474
00:28:40,193 --> 00:28:42,862
- This is not a joke!
- Did you call the police?
475
00:28:42,970 --> 00:28:44,888
No, he said he'd
kill them if I did that.
476
00:28:44,972 --> 00:28:46,223
Uh-huh. Uh-huh.
477
00:28:46,306 --> 00:28:49,726
We've got to do something fast,
or they're gonna die of heat exhaustion.
478
00:28:49,810 --> 00:28:50,978
Of what?
479
00:28:51,270 --> 00:28:52,896
He called a half hour ago.
480
00:28:52,980 --> 00:28:55,190
He said he had them locked up
in a place where the temperature
481
00:28:55,274 --> 00:28:57,693
would get to be 130 degrees
by noon.
482
00:28:57,860 --> 00:29:00,070
That's only three hours from now!
483
00:29:00,154 --> 00:29:03,031
That's very good. Have you
ever considered taking up acting?
484
00:29:06,952 --> 00:29:10,455
I am so unlike the person
you are seeing right now.
485
00:29:10,747 --> 00:29:13,959
I sound like a complete fruitcake.
I know it.
486
00:29:14,710 --> 00:29:17,546
I have a master's degree
from Brown University.
487
00:29:17,713 --> 00:29:20,382
I'm a Phi Beta Kappa.
But look at me! Look at me!
488
00:29:20,491 --> 00:29:22,259
I'm being chased by hoods.
489
00:29:22,342 --> 00:29:24,845
My girls are kidnapped.
They might die!
490
00:29:25,012 --> 00:29:27,681
- Hey, Linda, come on.
- I'm a good, honest person.
491
00:29:27,764 --> 00:29:29,474
I've never done anything
like this before.
492
00:29:29,641 --> 00:29:32,769
- I don't believe this is happening!
- Now wait. Calm down.
493
00:29:33,729 --> 00:29:35,522
Tell me what happened.
494
00:29:35,731 --> 00:29:38,525
I'm sorry.
Who kidnapped them?
495
00:29:38,817 --> 00:29:41,486
The art collector
I switched the paintings for.
496
00:29:41,570 --> 00:29:43,697
- But you canceled that deal.
- I told you.
497
00:29:43,780 --> 00:29:47,034
He never would've sold the painting if
he'd thought he actually had to give it up.
498
00:29:47,117 --> 00:29:50,287
He was waiting with a gun last night
when we got back to the room.
499
00:29:50,412 --> 00:29:53,916
He took the girls, and he said if
he didn't get the Gauguin back--
500
00:29:54,124 --> 00:29:57,002
Wait a minute.
Nothing is going to happen to them.
501
00:29:57,252 --> 00:29:59,254
Nothing's gonna happen.
502
00:29:59,421 --> 00:30:03,342
I'll get the fake from Higgins,
and we'll give it to the kidnapper.
503
00:30:03,467 --> 00:30:06,011
If it fooled Higgins,
it can fool him.
504
00:30:06,220 --> 00:30:07,471
I threw it away.
505
00:30:08,180 --> 00:30:09,514
You threw it--
506
00:30:09,598 --> 00:30:11,558
You threw away
that beautiful fake?
507
00:30:12,267 --> 00:30:14,686
Madam, please, control yourself.
508
00:30:14,830 --> 00:30:16,230
- Control myself?
- Linda--
509
00:30:16,313 --> 00:30:17,981
How could you
throw that painting away?
510
00:30:18,065 --> 00:30:20,067
- Boy, you really beat all--
- Linda, come here.
511
00:30:20,150 --> 00:30:22,569
Look, Higgins and I
do this all the time.
512
00:30:22,614 --> 00:30:25,364
- It's sort of a game.
- A game?
513
00:30:25,447 --> 00:30:27,532
My girls may be dying,
and you're playing a game?
514
00:30:27,616 --> 00:30:29,868
You're not going to get
anything from him this way.
515
00:30:29,952 --> 00:30:31,662
Just trust me.
516
00:30:35,499 --> 00:30:38,126
Higgins, we really do
need that fake Gauguin.
517
00:30:38,210 --> 00:30:39,503
This is an emergency.
518
00:30:39,795 --> 00:30:41,713
Somebody has kidnapped the girls.
519
00:30:43,298 --> 00:30:45,592
He has my wholehearted sympathy.
520
00:30:45,667 --> 00:30:47,469
This isn't funny.
They're in danger.
521
00:30:47,552 --> 00:30:50,305
- Just give me the fake.
- I threw it away.
522
00:30:50,514 --> 00:30:51,640
Oh, come on!
523
00:30:51,723 --> 00:30:54,059
You're just trying to buy time
to think up some sort of a deal.
524
00:30:54,142 --> 00:30:56,979
What's it going to be this time?
The car? My bed?
525
00:30:57,062 --> 00:30:58,897
My firstborn male child? What?
526
00:30:59,106 --> 00:31:00,565
I'm buying no such thing.
527
00:31:00,649 --> 00:31:02,985
I threw that cheap imitation away.
528
00:31:03,193 --> 00:31:04,945
Then we're gonna have to take the original.
529
00:31:05,195 --> 00:31:07,114
That's not amusing, Magnum.
530
00:31:07,197 --> 00:31:09,866
Higgins, five little
girls are going to die
531
00:31:09,950 --> 00:31:12,452
unless I deliver that Gauguin
to the person who's holding them.
532
00:31:12,536 --> 00:31:14,371
I don't care
what that's worth in cash,
533
00:31:14,454 --> 00:31:16,832
but I can't believe
that you think it's worth
534
00:31:17,040 --> 00:31:18,834
those little girls' lives!
535
00:31:20,794 --> 00:31:22,296
Or do you?
536
00:31:28,760 --> 00:31:30,304
There he is.
537
00:31:39,354 --> 00:31:41,148
There'd better be a kidnapper,
Magnum.
538
00:31:41,231 --> 00:31:42,691
There's a kidnapper, Higgins.
539
00:31:42,774 --> 00:31:46,320
- Because if there isn't--
- There is a kidnapper, Higgins.
540
00:31:59,825 --> 00:32:01,285
I'm sweating.
541
00:32:01,376 --> 00:32:03,128
We're all sweating.
542
00:32:03,337 --> 00:32:04,755
But I hate sweating.
543
00:32:04,921 --> 00:32:05,964
Darlene.
544
00:32:09,051 --> 00:32:12,512
I'm scared. I have to
sing when I'm scared.
545
00:32:12,596 --> 00:32:16,683
Melissa, it's important that
we try and conserve our energy.
546
00:32:16,892 --> 00:32:21,438
I wonder how hot it is.
I bet it's over 150 degrees.
547
00:32:23,065 --> 00:32:25,400
- That's hot enough to cook a turkey.
- Carolyn.
548
00:32:33,476 --> 00:32:36,520
Don't think you're going to
get away with this outrageous scheme.
549
00:32:36,620 --> 00:32:38,038
It's not an outrageous scheme.
550
00:32:38,080 --> 00:32:39,373
Would you just shut up?
551
00:32:39,414 --> 00:32:42,501
Once this is over, there's going to be
a whole new set of rules at the estate.
552
00:32:42,584 --> 00:32:45,212
- Higgins--
- Can't you drive any faster?
553
00:32:59,592 --> 00:33:01,636
You can no longer come and go
as you please.
554
00:33:01,698 --> 00:33:02,615
Higgins--
555
00:33:02,682 --> 00:33:04,147
No longer be allowed
in the main house.
556
00:33:05,049 --> 00:33:06,550
Okay, let's take them down.
557
00:33:06,983 --> 00:33:09,319
You'll no longer use
any of the facilities.
558
00:33:09,486 --> 00:33:11,571
No more of your guests
will be allowed on the premises.
559
00:33:11,655 --> 00:33:13,573
You cannot use the phone.
560
00:33:18,995 --> 00:33:21,957
I think it's time we switched
driving partners.
561
00:33:34,302 --> 00:33:35,637
What was that?
562
00:33:36,096 --> 00:33:37,597
It's the volcano.
563
00:33:37,681 --> 00:33:40,183
It's going to explode
like Mount St. Helens.
564
00:33:40,392 --> 00:33:42,602
Diamond Head is a dead volcano.
565
00:33:42,686 --> 00:33:45,188
I bet that's what they said
about Mount St. Helens.
566
00:33:45,480 --> 00:33:47,607
I'm scared.
567
00:33:48,233 --> 00:33:51,528
Just be quiet, Melissa.
Try to think happy thoughts.
568
00:33:52,446 --> 00:33:55,449
♪ On the first day of Christmas ♪
569
00:33:55,615 --> 00:33:57,576
♪ My true love gave to me ♪
570
00:33:57,659 --> 00:34:00,912
♪ A partridge in a pear tree ♪
571
00:34:00,996 --> 00:34:03,999
- ♪ On the second day of Christmas-- ♪
- Melissa.
572
00:34:05,292 --> 00:34:08,420
- ♪ On the second day of Christmas-- ♪
- Melissa.
573
00:34:12,090 --> 00:34:14,426
I have to go to the bathroom.
574
00:34:14,551 --> 00:34:18,430
♪ Five golden rings ♪
575
00:34:18,638 --> 00:34:22,058
♪ Four calling birds
three French hens ♪
576
00:34:22,267 --> 00:34:27,647
♪ Two turtle doves
and a partridge in a pear tree ♪
577
00:34:32,569 --> 00:34:34,571
Welcome to the party, Thomas.
578
00:34:35,864 --> 00:34:37,616
Are you in charge here?
579
00:34:38,492 --> 00:34:39,618
Who's he?
580
00:34:39,784 --> 00:34:42,037
- He's the butler.
- I am not the butler.
581
00:34:42,120 --> 00:34:44,498
I'm head of security
on the Robin Masters estate.
582
00:34:44,748 --> 00:34:46,666
Why were you looking
for Roxanne?
583
00:34:46,917 --> 00:34:48,752
Roxanne?
I don't know any Roxanne.
584
00:34:48,960 --> 00:34:51,129
- That's me.
- How do you do?
585
00:34:51,296 --> 00:34:52,923
He wasn't looking for her.
He was.
586
00:34:53,131 --> 00:34:54,883
No, I wasn't.
I was looking for her.
587
00:34:55,020 --> 00:34:57,398
- Ask T.C.
- Oh, no, don't ask me nothin'.
588
00:34:57,677 --> 00:34:58,970
Oh, you're T.C.
589
00:34:59,054 --> 00:35:01,014
T.C., I'm sorry. This is Linda.
590
00:35:01,139 --> 00:35:02,807
Knock off the tea
party introductions.
591
00:35:03,183 --> 00:35:04,392
Hey.
592
00:35:04,476 --> 00:35:07,604
I think I can explain
this whole misunderstanding.
593
00:35:07,938 --> 00:35:09,147
No, you can't.
594
00:35:09,397 --> 00:35:10,815
Higgins.
595
00:35:11,566 --> 00:35:16,196
See, I was hired by five little girls
to find their schoolteacher.
596
00:35:16,279 --> 00:35:18,073
That is Linda.
597
00:35:18,156 --> 00:35:20,242
But they didn't want me to find Linda,
598
00:35:20,325 --> 00:35:22,035
so they gave me all these false leads.
599
00:35:22,118 --> 00:35:24,996
One of the false leads
was the address to your place.
600
00:35:25,330 --> 00:35:28,291
So, naturally, when T.C. and I
601
00:35:28,458 --> 00:35:31,670
started asking around about a blonde
with a Hawaiian beach bum... boy,
602
00:35:31,753 --> 00:35:35,799
your friend here just naturally assumed
that I was looking for Roxanne.
603
00:35:35,882 --> 00:35:37,551
But I wasn't looking for Roxanne.
604
00:35:37,634 --> 00:35:39,636
I was looking for
Linda, and I found her,
605
00:35:39,803 --> 00:35:41,930
even though they really
didn't want me to find her.
606
00:35:42,013 --> 00:35:46,309
So, see, it was all just this great,
big misunderstanding.
607
00:35:49,729 --> 00:35:51,439
Why were you
looking for Roxanne?
608
00:35:52,983 --> 00:35:54,109
I told you.
609
00:35:54,317 --> 00:35:57,153
Will you shut up?
I wasn't looking for Roxanne.
610
00:35:57,237 --> 00:35:59,614
I was looking for Linda
who looks like Roxanne.
611
00:35:59,906 --> 00:36:00,782
I do not.
612
00:36:00,991 --> 00:36:03,285
- What do you mean by that?
- Shut up, all of you!
613
00:36:03,493 --> 00:36:05,620
I've been a successful
businessman for years.
614
00:36:05,737 --> 00:36:09,416
Suddenly I get a new girlfriend who
has private eyes following her around,
615
00:36:09,457 --> 00:36:11,251
and I'm no longer successful.
616
00:36:11,459 --> 00:36:13,336
See, I just explained that.
Maybe--
617
00:36:13,420 --> 00:36:15,088
Thomas, please.
618
00:36:15,213 --> 00:36:17,048
Don't tell that story again.
619
00:36:17,299 --> 00:36:19,092
First, the listening devices,
620
00:36:19,175 --> 00:36:21,094
then money starts disappearing.
621
00:36:21,177 --> 00:36:23,138
Now some of my clients
are changing neighborhoods.
622
00:36:23,346 --> 00:36:25,682
All right! All right!
623
00:36:25,807 --> 00:36:27,851
I was working for Roxanne. She hired me.
624
00:36:27,934 --> 00:36:28,935
What?
625
00:36:31,396 --> 00:36:33,106
But not to follow you.
626
00:36:33,648 --> 00:36:35,900
- To follow him.
- What?
627
00:36:36,901 --> 00:36:38,945
Oh, it happens this way every time.
628
00:36:39,029 --> 00:36:41,740
The right-hand man tries to take over.
Think about it.
629
00:36:42,032 --> 00:36:44,367
Who has more access to you
than him?
630
00:36:44,576 --> 00:36:48,580
And as for her, you should be
thanking her for turning me on to this.
631
00:36:48,830 --> 00:36:52,125
She was just worried about you
getting wiped out by your best friend.
632
00:36:52,459 --> 00:36:54,377
Mano, he's crazy.
633
00:36:54,586 --> 00:36:56,171
Hear! Hear!
634
00:36:56,796 --> 00:36:59,847
You gonna believe this guy?
He's just fast-talking you.
635
00:37:00,027 --> 00:37:01,626
Oh, it's so typical.
636
00:37:01,718 --> 00:37:03,678
They always blame the girlfriend.
637
00:37:03,762 --> 00:37:05,847
Hell, she was just trying
to protect you.
638
00:37:05,930 --> 00:37:09,184
I'll bet that he has the combination
to your personal safe.
639
00:37:10,769 --> 00:37:12,687
Yeah. Hey, Mano,
it ain't like it looks.
640
00:37:12,854 --> 00:37:15,190
I mean, maybe I took
a little now and then.
641
00:37:15,273 --> 00:37:17,817
Nothing big. Honest. Honest!
642
00:37:18,026 --> 00:37:19,778
It was just pocket money!
643
00:37:22,238 --> 00:37:24,491
After all the years
we've been together.
644
00:37:31,247 --> 00:37:33,416
Where'd you get all that madness
you was talkin' in there?
645
00:37:33,500 --> 00:37:35,418
- I made it up.
- Mm-hmm.
646
00:37:36,336 --> 00:37:39,089
- You made it up?
- It worked, didn't it?
647
00:37:39,297 --> 00:37:42,842
♪ Four calling
birds three French hens ♪
648
00:37:43,051 --> 00:37:44,761
♪ Two turtle doves ♪
649
00:37:45,011 --> 00:37:48,890
♪ And a partridge
in a pear tree ♪
650
00:38:04,155 --> 00:38:05,990
Wait a minute.
Where are you going?
651
00:38:06,199 --> 00:38:07,742
- To make the drop.
- No, you're not.
652
00:38:07,784 --> 00:38:09,369
He could be waiting in
there for you. I'll take it.
653
00:38:09,577 --> 00:38:10,787
No, he is expecting me.
654
00:38:10,995 --> 00:38:13,164
That's right. You're a
loose end in his crime.
655
00:38:13,456 --> 00:38:14,666
What are you saying?
656
00:38:14,833 --> 00:38:18,169
Linda, he has five little girls
locked away where they could die.
657
00:38:18,378 --> 00:38:20,171
- He may want them to die.
- No.
658
00:38:20,255 --> 00:38:22,674
You are going to have to
face that possibility.
659
00:38:22,741 --> 00:38:25,411
He could be waiting in there to
kill you once he has the painting.
660
00:38:25,510 --> 00:38:27,345
There's no loose ends that way.
I'll take it.
661
00:38:27,429 --> 00:38:28,513
- No. No.
- T.C.
662
00:38:28,722 --> 00:38:29,723
Magnum!
663
00:38:30,014 --> 00:38:32,642
Magnum, no! Come--
Magnum!
664
00:38:34,185 --> 00:38:36,521
Two million marks.
665
00:38:37,981 --> 00:38:40,567
I can't believe
I'm letting him do this.
666
00:39:34,370 --> 00:39:36,080
- Well?
- There's nothing in there.
667
00:39:36,164 --> 00:39:37,040
What?
668
00:39:37,248 --> 00:39:39,751
Except Robin Masters's Gauguin.
669
00:39:40,001 --> 00:39:42,128
The kidnapper is in there.
He has to be!
670
00:39:42,337 --> 00:39:45,048
Believe me, Linda.
There's nothing in there but the fish.
671
00:41:45,919 --> 00:41:48,463
♪ Three French hens
two turtle doves ♪
672
00:41:48,546 --> 00:41:51,716
♪ And a partridge in a pear tree? ♪
673
00:41:57,513 --> 00:42:01,684
Now that the drop had been made,
the worst part was the waiting.
674
00:42:03,227 --> 00:42:06,064
As soon as the
kidnapper calls with the girls' location,
675
00:42:06,272 --> 00:42:07,690
I'm calling the police.
676
00:42:07,774 --> 00:42:11,027
Higgins, first we make sure
the girls are safe,
677
00:42:11,110 --> 00:42:13,321
then we get the painting
without involving the police.
678
00:42:14,072 --> 00:42:15,156
What?
679
00:42:15,323 --> 00:42:16,741
T.C. and I have
it all worked out.
680
00:42:16,881 --> 00:42:17,867
Don't worry.
681
00:42:17,990 --> 00:42:20,286
Good. Then you can
explain your plan to the police.
682
00:42:20,495 --> 00:42:22,872
Higgins, I don't want to have to
get into this again with you.
683
00:42:22,956 --> 00:42:26,501
We are not going to let Linda and
the girls get in trouble with the police.
684
00:42:28,544 --> 00:42:29,712
Give me that.
685
00:42:30,338 --> 00:42:31,756
Yeah.
686
00:42:32,924 --> 00:42:34,050
Yeah.
687
00:42:37,387 --> 00:42:40,765
They're in a civil defense tunnel
in Diamond Head. Come on.
688
00:42:44,352 --> 00:42:47,563
Five-O, I want to report a theft.
689
00:42:47,772 --> 00:42:50,733
This is the chief security officer
of Robin Masters's estate.
690
00:42:53,361 --> 00:42:54,862
Unhand me!
691
00:42:59,826 --> 00:43:01,327
This is outrageous!
692
00:43:03,287 --> 00:43:05,123
Outrageous!
693
00:43:08,918 --> 00:43:10,712
Can't you stall them?
694
00:43:10,920 --> 00:43:13,089
It's Rick. He trailed the
kidnapper to the airport.
695
00:43:13,172 --> 00:43:16,009
- Goodbye, Gauguin.
- Stay with him the best you can.
696
00:43:56,632 --> 00:43:59,844
Nancy! Melissa!
697
00:44:00,053 --> 00:44:01,679
Get them out of here.
It's like an oven in here.
698
00:44:01,763 --> 00:44:03,848
I knew you'd save us, Magnum.
699
00:44:03,931 --> 00:44:05,308
Come on.
700
00:44:11,981 --> 00:44:14,859
The girls were fine
by the time we got some liquid in them,
701
00:44:14,984 --> 00:44:18,237
but we left them with Linda at the
emergency center just to be sure.
702
00:44:19,030 --> 00:44:23,951
My instinct was to lock this guy
away in that tunnel for a couple of days,
703
00:44:24,077 --> 00:44:27,330
but that would only bring the police
and involve the girls,
704
00:44:27,455 --> 00:44:30,083
so I had another plan.
705
00:44:44,222 --> 00:44:46,182
They just called his plane.
We've got 10 minutes.
706
00:44:46,265 --> 00:44:48,976
If we're gonna get the painting back,
we gotta do it now. It's Gate 18.
707
00:45:04,075 --> 00:45:06,452
Passengers for
Pan Pacific Flight 210
708
00:45:06,536 --> 00:45:09,497
from Honolulu to San Francisco
now boarding at Gate 11.
709
00:45:11,457 --> 00:45:13,251
Show me one of these leis.
710
00:45:21,926 --> 00:45:25,096
Uh, yeah-- No, this is not me.
This is not me.
711
00:45:25,179 --> 00:45:27,807
It's not-- It's not--
It's not manly enough.
712
00:45:27,874 --> 00:45:30,001
I want a manly--
you know, a macho-looking lei.
713
00:45:30,101 --> 00:45:31,769
Show me another one.
Show me another one.
714
00:45:31,853 --> 00:45:33,688
Just show me another one.
715
00:45:38,317 --> 00:45:39,944
It's not me either.
It's--
716
00:45:40,069 --> 00:45:42,196
You got a macho lei?
717
00:45:49,954 --> 00:45:51,497
Captain Walt Connors,
718
00:45:51,581 --> 00:45:53,374
please pick up the
white courtesy telephone.
719
00:45:53,457 --> 00:45:56,878
Captain Walt Connors, please
pick up the white courtesy telephone.
720
00:46:03,384 --> 00:46:05,219
What the--
721
00:46:05,803 --> 00:46:08,639
- I'm telling you the truth--
- Pardon me, sir.
722
00:46:08,723 --> 00:46:10,641
I'm gonna have to ask you
to go back through again.
723
00:46:10,808 --> 00:46:12,810
For what? Obviously I
don't have anything on me.
724
00:46:12,894 --> 00:46:14,812
Please stay back, folks.
725
00:46:14,896 --> 00:46:16,689
- Please go back through.
- I gotta go back through?
726
00:46:16,772 --> 00:46:18,024
Yes.
727
00:46:18,441 --> 00:46:20,818
It's a good thing I got here early.
I never would've catched my flight.
728
00:46:20,902 --> 00:46:22,486
I'm sure glad I'm not in a hurry.
729
00:46:23,529 --> 00:46:25,448
Can you empty your pockets?
730
00:46:25,698 --> 00:46:27,950
Again? Oh, I got it.
731
00:46:28,576 --> 00:46:30,286
- Must be these keys.
- Right.
732
00:46:31,287 --> 00:46:32,747
Okay, step back.
733
00:46:34,832 --> 00:46:37,627
Excuse me, sir. Do you know
how to load one of these things?
734
00:46:37,710 --> 00:46:38,586
No.
735
00:46:38,802 --> 00:46:41,138
Yeah, me neither.
Me, I'm a simple guy.
736
00:46:41,255 --> 00:46:42,715
I would've been happy
with one of those cameras
737
00:46:42,882 --> 00:46:44,467
that James Garner pitches on TV.
738
00:46:44,550 --> 00:46:47,011
- It's your turn to go through.
- Yeah, right. I'm sorry.
739
00:46:47,053 --> 00:46:49,347
Say, would you mind
holding this for me?
740
00:46:49,555 --> 00:46:51,224
Put it on the ramp.
Put it on the ramp.
741
00:46:51,307 --> 00:46:53,976
Right. I'm sorry. Excuse me, okay?
Excuse me.
742
00:46:55,478 --> 00:46:59,065
Transglobal Flight 50 is
now arriving at Gate Six.
743
00:46:59,148 --> 00:47:02,568
Transglobal Flight 50
is now arriving at Gate Six.
744
00:47:08,866 --> 00:47:11,077
I'd give anything to see
the look on that turkey's face
745
00:47:11,160 --> 00:47:12,995
when he finds out what's really
in there.
746
00:47:21,295 --> 00:47:22,964
Merry Christmas, Higgins.
747
00:47:25,049 --> 00:47:28,261
I understand it was
a smashing rescue, Mr. Higgins.
748
00:47:28,386 --> 00:47:29,804
I wouldn't know,
749
00:47:30,554 --> 00:47:33,182
having been detained
against my will.
750
00:47:33,349 --> 00:47:35,559
Well, we didn't get to see
much either.
751
00:47:35,768 --> 00:47:38,354
But the best part
was when Magnum saved us.
752
00:47:38,604 --> 00:47:41,190
You were wonderful, Magnum.
753
00:47:41,941 --> 00:47:43,734
Well, I wouldn't say that.
754
00:47:43,818 --> 00:47:46,904
But at least I can tell Mr. Masters
we have the original back.
755
00:47:46,988 --> 00:47:48,406
You called Robin?
756
00:47:48,489 --> 00:47:50,116
I have a call into
him in St. Tropez.
757
00:47:50,157 --> 00:47:53,327
As soon as he returns it, I shall
tell him that his Gauguin is now safe,
758
00:47:53,369 --> 00:47:57,081
although it had been stolen by
clients of his guest, Thomas Magnum.
759
00:47:57,290 --> 00:47:59,583
We'll see how welcome
you are around here then.
760
00:48:00,543 --> 00:48:02,003
Gee, I don't know, Higgins.
761
00:48:02,169 --> 00:48:03,713
What do you think Robin will say
762
00:48:03,796 --> 00:48:07,174
when you tell him five little girls
beat your security system?