1 00:00:00,041 --> 00:00:03,794 You can't just turn five helplessly stranded little girls out into the night. 2 00:00:04,461 --> 00:00:06,797 - Bah, humbug. - Higgins! 3 00:00:06,939 --> 00:00:09,174 Don't touch it! It's a very sensitive alarm! 4 00:00:12,094 --> 00:00:13,762 There is just no limit to their imaginations. 5 00:00:13,971 --> 00:00:15,597 There's a girl here to see you. 6 00:00:15,639 --> 00:00:17,850 If she's under 16, I don't wanna know. 7 00:00:19,601 --> 00:00:20,561 Magnum! 8 00:00:22,146 --> 00:00:23,814 We gave you some really rotten leads. 9 00:00:24,022 --> 00:00:25,107 If you'd given him a decent lead, 10 00:00:25,315 --> 00:00:27,651 he would've have blown it higher than a Chinese firecracker. 11 00:00:27,860 --> 00:00:29,403 Come on, buddy. This is serious. 12 00:00:29,653 --> 00:00:31,155 I said they ain't here. 13 00:00:31,238 --> 00:00:34,616 But if they do come in, I'll be sure to tell them you had to leave. 14 00:00:34,825 --> 00:00:38,203 - Where'd we park the car? - I don't know. I'm following you. 15 00:00:38,787 --> 00:00:40,622 Higgins and I do this all the time. 16 00:00:40,706 --> 00:00:43,292 - It's sort of a game. - A game? 17 00:00:43,459 --> 00:00:45,961 My girls are kidnapped! They might die! 18 00:00:49,715 --> 00:00:52,593 Five little girls are going to die unless I deliver that Gauguin. 19 00:00:52,693 --> 00:00:53,472 Who's he? 20 00:00:53,677 --> 00:00:55,804 - Ask T.C. - Oh, no. Don't ask me nothing. 21 00:00:55,971 --> 00:00:58,223 I can explain this whole misunderstanding. 22 00:00:58,390 --> 00:00:59,224 No, you can't. 23 00:02:58,844 --> 00:03:01,013 Higgins! 24 00:03:01,805 --> 00:03:05,142 Higgins! Higgins! 25 00:03:06,393 --> 00:03:10,063 Higgins! Higgins! 26 00:03:13,567 --> 00:03:15,027 Higgins! 27 00:03:16,971 --> 00:03:20,115 What are they doing in the wine cellar? 28 00:03:21,199 --> 00:03:24,411 Obviously, protecting the wine from intruders. 29 00:03:24,494 --> 00:03:26,705 I am not an intruder. I'm a guest. 30 00:03:26,830 --> 00:03:29,249 - Guests eventually leave. - Until I do-- 31 00:03:29,333 --> 00:03:33,670 You will settle for the vintages I select. 32 00:03:36,715 --> 00:03:38,175 October? 33 00:03:41,637 --> 00:03:45,349 Higgins, the wine cellar is one of the few places left on the estate, 34 00:03:45,432 --> 00:03:48,185 besides the bathroom, that I can go without fear of my life. 35 00:03:48,268 --> 00:03:53,273 An oversight on my part, now rectified by my upgraded level of security. 36 00:03:53,440 --> 00:03:56,652 Upgraded level of security to keep me out of the wine cellar? 37 00:03:56,777 --> 00:03:59,404 Well, there is Mr. Masters' latest acquisition. 38 00:03:59,613 --> 00:04:01,239 What? The Christmas tree? 39 00:04:06,286 --> 00:04:09,498 - Higgins, that's a Gauguin. - Yes. 40 00:04:10,082 --> 00:04:12,459 Perhaps there's hope for you after all. 41 00:04:14,086 --> 00:04:16,693 - What's it worth? - Two million. 42 00:04:17,005 --> 00:04:18,757 Dollars or pounds? 43 00:04:18,840 --> 00:04:20,342 Marks. 44 00:04:20,759 --> 00:04:21,968 Yes, Mr. Masters. 45 00:04:22,678 --> 00:04:26,098 Uh, this is Chan's Laundry. Is Mr. Magnum there, please? 46 00:04:27,224 --> 00:04:31,019 Mr. Masters's private number is not to be given out to tradesmen. 47 00:04:32,270 --> 00:04:34,606 - Hello? - Thomas, it's Rick. 48 00:04:34,731 --> 00:04:36,775 If Higgins finds out I got this number, he's gonna freak out. 49 00:04:36,850 --> 00:04:38,151 I told him I was your laundryman. 50 00:04:38,318 --> 00:04:40,487 - My what? - Never mind. Just listen. 51 00:04:40,654 --> 00:04:42,781 A female called on your line, and she wants to hire you. 52 00:04:43,023 --> 00:04:46,827 Uh, no, no. That's heavy starch on the shirts and light on the shorts. 53 00:04:46,910 --> 00:04:48,078 That's really cute. 54 00:04:48,245 --> 00:04:49,413 Now look. 55 00:04:49,730 --> 00:04:52,749 Be at the state capitol building by 3:00, and she'll approach you. 56 00:04:52,958 --> 00:04:54,918 Now wait-- 57 00:04:57,713 --> 00:05:00,257 You starch your undershorts? 58 00:05:01,466 --> 00:05:03,260 Doesn't everybody? 59 00:05:23,697 --> 00:05:26,241 I pride myself on being able to pick out clients, 60 00:05:26,324 --> 00:05:28,493 but this time I was stumped. 61 00:05:28,610 --> 00:05:32,030 All I saw were camera-loaded tourists taking dozens of pictures 62 00:05:32,164 --> 00:05:34,207 of the same thing. 63 00:05:51,224 --> 00:05:52,100 Hi. 64 00:05:53,977 --> 00:05:55,645 You with that group over there? 65 00:05:58,565 --> 00:06:01,860 It's really funny. They must have taken 50 pictures of that statue. 66 00:06:01,984 --> 00:06:03,695 Fifty pictures-- 67 00:06:05,572 --> 00:06:06,615 Hi. 68 00:06:09,659 --> 00:06:12,162 This is only the second time I've been here. 69 00:06:16,617 --> 00:06:18,535 Are you girls waiting for someone? 70 00:06:18,752 --> 00:06:20,545 - Thomas Magnum? - Yeah. 71 00:06:20,670 --> 00:06:23,131 Good. We were afraid you might not show. 72 00:06:23,632 --> 00:06:26,468 You're the ones who want to hire a private investigator? 73 00:06:30,096 --> 00:06:33,200 Look, if you're worried about getting paid for this gig, it's okay. 74 00:06:33,308 --> 00:06:34,810 We've taken care of all that. 75 00:06:35,018 --> 00:06:36,561 He'll never be able to do it. 76 00:06:36,645 --> 00:06:38,688 - Do what? - Find her. 77 00:06:38,897 --> 00:06:39,689 Find who? 78 00:06:39,940 --> 00:06:41,358 This is a drag. 79 00:06:41,525 --> 00:06:43,652 No, wait. I just don't know what you're talking about. 80 00:06:43,860 --> 00:06:47,364 We're here from Vermont for the holidays, and we lost our teacher. 81 00:06:47,531 --> 00:06:49,491 You lost your teacher? 82 00:06:49,574 --> 00:06:52,035 I told you he'd never be able to do it. 83 00:06:57,707 --> 00:07:00,252 I hate for the younger ones to know about this. 84 00:07:00,418 --> 00:07:02,078 They're so impressionable, you know? 85 00:07:02,187 --> 00:07:03,421 Yeah, right. 86 00:07:03,588 --> 00:07:05,507 Our teacher is a real-- 87 00:07:06,508 --> 00:07:08,760 Well, she kind of falls in love easy. 88 00:07:08,885 --> 00:07:12,556 It doesn't take her long to choose from the menu, if you get my drift. 89 00:07:13,098 --> 00:07:14,683 I get your drift. 90 00:07:14,933 --> 00:07:16,643 Quit whispering, Nancy. 91 00:07:16,768 --> 00:07:18,603 We all know what you're talking about. 92 00:07:18,687 --> 00:07:21,857 Miss Booton got the hots for some beach bum and split with him for an overnight. 93 00:07:21,940 --> 00:07:23,942 - Lesli. - You're telling me 94 00:07:24,025 --> 00:07:25,944 your teacher who brought you here 95 00:07:26,027 --> 00:07:28,613 went off with some stranger, and left you little kids stranded? 96 00:07:28,822 --> 00:07:31,908 Not really. She said she'd be back tomorrow night. 97 00:07:32,033 --> 00:07:34,369 But our headmaster phoned, and he's coming in 98 00:07:34,452 --> 00:07:37,497 tomorrow morning at 9:00 to spend Christmas with us. 99 00:07:37,581 --> 00:07:39,958 We have to find her before he gets here. 100 00:07:40,166 --> 00:07:42,252 Or she'll be in big trouble. 101 00:07:42,460 --> 00:07:44,671 Well, she should be in big trouble! 102 00:07:44,754 --> 00:07:48,049 She shouldn't be punished for her passion. 103 00:07:49,301 --> 00:07:52,304 We'll stay with you till you find Miss Booton. 104 00:07:53,205 --> 00:07:54,389 Stay with me? 105 00:07:54,598 --> 00:07:56,474 We checked out of our hotel. 106 00:07:56,600 --> 00:07:58,768 We're paying you with the deposit refund. 107 00:07:58,852 --> 00:08:01,771 Yeah, but I didn't even decide to take the case yet. 108 00:08:01,980 --> 00:08:04,608 Come on, Nancy. He won't be able to do anything. 109 00:08:04,691 --> 00:08:06,860 You don't even know where your teacher went. 110 00:08:06,943 --> 00:08:08,904 It could take days. 111 00:08:09,195 --> 00:08:12,866 I'd like to help you guys out, but I don't know-- 112 00:08:17,495 --> 00:08:21,041 Well, it is Christmas. 113 00:08:23,043 --> 00:08:27,339 Never! This estate is for Robin Masters' guests, 114 00:08:27,631 --> 00:08:30,008 not your... clients. 115 00:08:31,760 --> 00:08:33,470 Higgins, it's just for tonight. 116 00:08:33,595 --> 00:08:35,430 I promise I'll have them out in the morning, 117 00:08:35,513 --> 00:08:36,681 as soon as I find their teacher. 118 00:08:36,848 --> 00:08:37,811 No. 119 00:08:38,016 --> 00:08:39,893 Come on, Higgins. It's the holidays. 120 00:08:39,976 --> 00:08:42,187 It's a time for giving and sharing. Right, kids? 121 00:08:42,771 --> 00:08:46,942 You can't just turn five helplessly stranded little girls out into the night. 122 00:08:47,651 --> 00:08:50,153 - Bah, humbug. - Higgins. 123 00:08:50,528 --> 00:08:51,988 The wine cellar. 124 00:08:52,197 --> 00:08:53,281 The wine cellar? 125 00:08:53,531 --> 00:08:54,991 I don't want you in it. 126 00:08:55,200 --> 00:08:57,911 October wasn't my favorite vintage anyway. 127 00:08:58,161 --> 00:09:01,456 And I want them out of here first thing in the morning. 128 00:09:01,665 --> 00:09:02,791 Of course. 129 00:09:03,083 --> 00:09:04,960 All right! 130 00:09:08,548 --> 00:09:11,383 - Can I still use the kitchen? - For now. 131 00:09:11,466 --> 00:09:13,927 - Thank you very much. - You're quite welcome. 132 00:09:16,763 --> 00:09:19,641 Is Magnum married, Huggins? 133 00:09:21,017 --> 00:09:22,894 It's Higgins. 134 00:09:30,110 --> 00:09:32,821 All I had for clues was the lady's overnight case, 135 00:09:32,904 --> 00:09:35,365 a couple of phone numbers the girls had found in her room 136 00:09:35,448 --> 00:09:38,994 and a very rough description of the guy she went off with. 137 00:09:39,327 --> 00:09:41,162 I had a long night ahead of me, 138 00:09:41,746 --> 00:09:43,248 but, then, so did Higgins. 139 00:09:43,331 --> 00:09:45,500 As long as you're staying here, 140 00:09:45,709 --> 00:09:49,212 there are certain rules and regulations to obey. 141 00:09:49,671 --> 00:09:53,049 First, you will be restricted to the second floor guest quarters. 142 00:09:53,258 --> 00:09:56,636 Unless, of course, you need to use the lavatory facilities. 143 00:09:57,053 --> 00:09:59,389 Those are located at the end of the hall. 144 00:09:59,472 --> 00:10:01,766 - Higgins, who painted this? - Gauguin. Don't touch it! 145 00:10:01,850 --> 00:10:03,852 There's a very sensitive... 146 00:10:04,310 --> 00:10:05,478 alarm! 147 00:10:08,940 --> 00:10:11,568 I'm sorry. I just wanted to feel the brushstrokes. 148 00:10:11,651 --> 00:10:13,820 Don't ever touch that painting again, ever. 149 00:10:13,903 --> 00:10:15,864 Don't even go near it. 150 00:10:18,950 --> 00:10:23,329 Zeus, Apollo, what's wrong, lads? 151 00:10:25,457 --> 00:10:27,333 Something's stuck in their mouths. 152 00:10:30,670 --> 00:10:32,505 Darlene probably fed them gumdrops. 153 00:10:32,672 --> 00:10:34,591 That's usually what does it. 154 00:10:35,675 --> 00:10:37,427 Gumdrops? 155 00:10:37,635 --> 00:10:39,679 I told you not to touch that! 156 00:10:39,804 --> 00:10:42,140 It's crooked. I was just trying to straighten it. 157 00:10:42,265 --> 00:10:45,268 I don't care if it's upside down. It's not to be touched. 158 00:10:45,393 --> 00:10:47,103 Nothing on this estate is to be touched. 159 00:10:47,187 --> 00:10:48,855 Is that understood? Nothing! 160 00:10:48,980 --> 00:10:50,732 Okay, okay. 161 00:10:50,857 --> 00:10:52,901 Lighten up, will you, Huggins? 162 00:10:53,151 --> 00:10:54,319 Higgins. 163 00:11:11,961 --> 00:11:14,589 We may have some trouble with that little guy. 164 00:11:14,714 --> 00:11:16,841 Nah, he'll be okay. 165 00:11:17,217 --> 00:11:20,220 We got him so riled up that he'll probably be exhausted. 166 00:11:20,678 --> 00:11:22,634 And that means he'll sleep well. 167 00:11:22,728 --> 00:11:23,932 What have we got? 168 00:11:24,140 --> 00:11:27,894 The only alarm is a sensitivity mechanism in the back of the painting. 169 00:11:27,977 --> 00:11:30,396 The switch is on the right-hand wall, behind the drapes. 170 00:11:30,597 --> 00:11:31,689 What about the dogs? 171 00:11:32,774 --> 00:11:33,900 Good. 172 00:11:40,990 --> 00:11:43,701 Mother Goose, this is Rubber Duck. 173 00:11:43,785 --> 00:11:45,286 We're in the nest. 174 00:11:45,578 --> 00:11:48,706 There's one alarm. We've located the switch. 175 00:11:49,958 --> 00:11:51,417 Got it. 176 00:11:56,881 --> 00:11:59,551 I still can't believe the voice on the phone was a kid. 177 00:11:59,759 --> 00:12:03,179 That must have been Melissa. She's very grown up for her age. 178 00:12:04,556 --> 00:12:08,810 "St. Helen's Preparatory School for Girls. Fall Directory." 179 00:12:09,477 --> 00:12:11,855 - These are your clients? - Yep. 180 00:12:11,938 --> 00:12:15,024 Uh, that's the one right there who gave me all these numbers. 181 00:12:15,108 --> 00:12:18,778 "Nancy Semko, class of 1982." 182 00:12:19,028 --> 00:12:22,282 Hey, Thomas, they've got some pretty heavyweight students enrolled in here. 183 00:12:22,365 --> 00:12:24,826 It says here that Nancy's pop is the head of Bunker Industries. 184 00:12:24,909 --> 00:12:29,497 Yeah, I know. I think I'm gonna have to run down this address. 185 00:12:32,625 --> 00:12:34,502 This isn't exactly the high-rent district. 186 00:12:34,586 --> 00:12:37,463 If you go down there, I suggest you bring a gun or an alligator on a leash. 187 00:12:37,630 --> 00:12:41,092 Rick, I am looking for a schoolteacher, not a gorilla. 188 00:12:41,217 --> 00:12:42,177 Mm-hmm. 189 00:12:42,260 --> 00:12:44,721 I know that, you know that, but they don't know that down there. 190 00:12:44,804 --> 00:12:46,472 So I'll tell them. 191 00:12:47,473 --> 00:12:49,184 Hi, T.C. Wanna go to dinner? 192 00:12:51,603 --> 00:12:54,063 Man, you said "dinner." You didn't say the "Last Supper." 193 00:12:54,105 --> 00:12:56,274 We're not gonna eat here. I'm gonna take you someplace nice. 194 00:12:56,357 --> 00:12:58,943 If we ain't gonna eat here, what the hell we doing here? 195 00:13:00,028 --> 00:13:02,947 I know what it is. It's another one of your crazy cases, isn't it? 196 00:13:03,031 --> 00:13:05,742 - No, it isn't. - Hey, look, don't forget-- 197 00:13:05,825 --> 00:13:08,161 You called me. I didn't call you. 198 00:13:08,244 --> 00:13:11,289 T.C., it is nothing dangerous, believe me. 199 00:13:16,377 --> 00:13:19,047 Of all the classy restaurants in Honolulu, 200 00:13:19,130 --> 00:13:21,049 you drag me down here to a joint like this. 201 00:13:21,132 --> 00:13:24,469 Will you just bear with me? I am trying to find someone. 202 00:13:25,637 --> 00:13:28,181 Hi there. I wonder if you can help me. 203 00:13:29,515 --> 00:13:30,808 Beer or whiskey? 204 00:13:30,892 --> 00:13:32,560 Actually we don't want anything to drink. 205 00:13:32,644 --> 00:13:34,938 Except, maybe, a couple beers. 206 00:13:39,150 --> 00:13:42,070 I'm looking for a short, blonde lady, about 28. 207 00:13:42,153 --> 00:13:45,406 She was with a husky Hawaiian, beachcomber type. 208 00:13:46,407 --> 00:13:48,034 That'll be five dollars. 209 00:13:50,411 --> 00:13:52,747 For the beer or the information? 210 00:13:53,248 --> 00:13:54,832 Don't sound too familiar. 211 00:13:58,127 --> 00:14:00,338 Would another beer make it sound more familiar? 212 00:14:00,546 --> 00:14:03,633 Sorry, buddy. No one like her has been in here with a guy like that. 213 00:14:04,259 --> 00:14:08,096 Now, wait a minute. What about this, uh-- this address? 214 00:14:12,308 --> 00:14:15,019 That's Mano's place, upstairs. 215 00:14:15,812 --> 00:14:17,730 I don't think you're gonna find a lady in there. 216 00:14:17,814 --> 00:14:21,150 Yeah. Well, thanks anyway... 217 00:14:22,777 --> 00:14:24,362 for the beer. 218 00:14:42,338 --> 00:14:43,756 Yeah? 219 00:14:44,590 --> 00:14:47,218 Nah, he ain't here tonight. He's out with Roxanne. 220 00:14:47,343 --> 00:14:49,053 Why? What's up? 221 00:14:49,721 --> 00:14:52,181 Oh, yeah? When did they leave your place? 222 00:14:52,974 --> 00:14:55,310 I think they just came through the door. 223 00:14:56,269 --> 00:14:57,895 This is Saigon Suzie's, man. 224 00:14:57,979 --> 00:14:59,689 - No, it isn't. - Oh, yes, it is. 225 00:14:59,856 --> 00:15:01,274 Thanks for the tip. 226 00:15:02,775 --> 00:15:05,320 This place doesn't even have a jukebox. Come on. 227 00:15:15,371 --> 00:15:18,666 Excuse me. Excuse me. I'm trying to find someone. 228 00:15:18,750 --> 00:15:20,960 - They ain't here. - I didn't ask you who yet. 229 00:15:21,169 --> 00:15:22,920 I don't care. They ain't here. 230 00:15:23,283 --> 00:15:27,203 This is a short, blonde lady with a Hawaiian, kind of a lifeguard type. 231 00:15:27,300 --> 00:15:28,551 Saigon Suzie's. 232 00:15:28,718 --> 00:15:30,219 Look, I said they ain't here. 233 00:15:30,345 --> 00:15:35,308 But if they do come in, I'll be sure to tell them you had to leave... abruptly. 234 00:15:35,725 --> 00:15:37,810 Come on, buddy. This is serious. 235 00:15:37,894 --> 00:15:40,897 I mean, somebody's life could be in dan-- Will you stop that? 236 00:15:40,980 --> 00:15:42,940 I am trying to tell this man-- 237 00:15:44,525 --> 00:15:46,903 - Saigon Suzie's? - Mm-hmm. 238 00:15:50,073 --> 00:15:53,659 Hey, fellas, we didn't mean any offense. 239 00:15:55,036 --> 00:15:56,829 Come on, buddy. Come on-- 240 00:16:01,542 --> 00:16:04,670 - Where'd we park the car? - I don't know! I'm following you! 241 00:16:04,754 --> 00:16:06,089 Oh! 242 00:16:09,133 --> 00:16:10,927 You don't remember where you parked the car, do you? 243 00:16:11,010 --> 00:16:12,970 Of course I remember where I parked the car. 244 00:16:13,054 --> 00:16:14,097 Mm-hmm. 245 00:16:14,931 --> 00:16:16,307 See? 246 00:16:24,524 --> 00:16:27,485 Come on. Let's get this thing going. They'll never catch us in this. 247 00:16:27,544 --> 00:16:29,713 I can't start the car till I clear the alarm. 248 00:16:29,821 --> 00:16:31,197 Why'd you set the alarm? 249 00:16:31,280 --> 00:16:33,699 Why'd I set the alarm? Look around you. 250 00:16:33,950 --> 00:16:36,244 Hey, Mano, two guys just blew through here. 251 00:16:36,327 --> 00:16:37,745 They tore this place apart. 252 00:16:37,954 --> 00:16:41,290 I'm pretty sure they're private heat. They had that look, you know? 253 00:16:42,041 --> 00:16:45,378 He said he was looking for a Hawaiian hanging out with a blonde chick. 254 00:16:45,753 --> 00:16:48,339 Sounds a lot like your new prize. 255 00:16:48,464 --> 00:16:50,883 I told you to be careful with that one. 256 00:16:50,967 --> 00:16:52,844 Find out who they are and what they want. 257 00:16:52,927 --> 00:16:54,470 Done. 258 00:16:56,764 --> 00:16:58,224 What's wrong? 259 00:16:59,767 --> 00:17:01,352 You tell me. 260 00:17:04,856 --> 00:17:06,399 All right. 261 00:17:07,024 --> 00:17:09,961 Would you mind telling me about this lady we almost got killed over? 262 00:17:10,736 --> 00:17:13,197 Her name is Linda Booton, and I have to find her 263 00:17:13,239 --> 00:17:15,658 before the headmaster flies in tomorrow. 264 00:17:16,075 --> 00:17:17,343 Say what? 265 00:17:18,286 --> 00:17:20,513 The headmaster from St. Helen's. 266 00:17:23,916 --> 00:17:25,877 Look, I got a call from this client. 267 00:17:25,960 --> 00:17:28,421 Actually, I didn't get the call. Rick got the call. 268 00:17:28,604 --> 00:17:31,299 He told me to meet this woman at the state capitol building, 269 00:17:31,382 --> 00:17:32,467 which is what I did. 270 00:17:32,550 --> 00:17:34,927 Only when I got there, this woman turned out 271 00:17:34,969 --> 00:17:38,431 to be five little girls from Vermont who'd lost their schoolteacher. 272 00:17:38,514 --> 00:17:41,434 That's Linda. See but, she really wasn't lost. 273 00:17:41,517 --> 00:17:44,353 She just took up with a Hawaiian beach bum for the night. 274 00:17:44,437 --> 00:17:46,355 Anyway, like they said, 275 00:17:46,439 --> 00:17:49,584 she shouldn't be punished for her passion, so I took the case. 276 00:17:50,776 --> 00:17:52,899 - Let me out. - What? 277 00:17:53,029 --> 00:17:54,655 Let me out! 278 00:17:55,823 --> 00:17:58,618 T.C., I think you're overreacting. 279 00:17:58,701 --> 00:18:01,913 I always do when I'm riding around with a lunatic. 280 00:18:02,079 --> 00:18:03,915 Wait. T.C! 281 00:18:03,998 --> 00:18:06,751 You know what? You're crazy, boy. You are stone crazy. 282 00:18:06,834 --> 00:18:09,003 Stone crazy out your mind. I'm crazy for riding with you. 283 00:18:09,045 --> 00:18:12,590 I don't think it's safe to leave you in this part of town, T.C. 284 00:18:12,840 --> 00:18:15,051 Hey, T.C., come on back. 285 00:18:15,468 --> 00:18:17,637 We'll eat at the Blue Lagoon! 286 00:18:17,720 --> 00:18:19,347 On me! 287 00:18:20,306 --> 00:18:22,391 If T.C. didn't want to eat at the Blue Lagoon, 288 00:18:22,433 --> 00:18:24,393 then he was really mad. 289 00:18:24,477 --> 00:18:25,895 Oh, well. 290 00:18:25,978 --> 00:18:29,023 He probably wouldn't want to follow up my next lead anyway. 291 00:18:30,525 --> 00:18:32,735 Just look at you. Every time that boy calls, 292 00:18:32,818 --> 00:18:35,404 you're the one that winds up with your behind in the fire. 293 00:18:35,488 --> 00:18:37,740 Getting into a damn fight in a room full of Mr. Universes. 294 00:18:37,823 --> 00:18:39,742 Man, you must be out your mind. 295 00:18:50,294 --> 00:18:52,588 I did a little thinking after T.C. left 296 00:18:52,672 --> 00:18:55,925 and decided the clues that the girls had given me weren't really clues, 297 00:18:56,008 --> 00:18:57,952 but ways to shorten my life expectancy. 298 00:18:59,095 --> 00:19:01,681 Going back to their hotel was my only hope. 299 00:19:08,187 --> 00:19:09,605 Hi. 300 00:19:11,190 --> 00:19:14,652 "Fruit of Passion." I didn't know Robin Masters wrote agronomy novels. 301 00:19:14,735 --> 00:19:15,903 Huh? 302 00:19:16,988 --> 00:19:18,906 Uh, Miss Linda Booton. 303 00:19:18,990 --> 00:19:22,034 She checked in about three days ago with five little girls. 304 00:19:22,159 --> 00:19:23,494 Yeah? 305 00:19:30,084 --> 00:19:31,794 You remember them? 306 00:19:32,169 --> 00:19:33,838 Not for five lousy bucks. 307 00:19:37,717 --> 00:19:39,594 Well, kind of. 308 00:19:39,802 --> 00:19:41,596 Do you remember Miss Booton's boyfriend? 309 00:19:41,679 --> 00:19:45,057 He's a big, Hawaiian lifeguard type. He might've picked her up here. 310 00:19:45,266 --> 00:19:47,602 Mmm. Yeah, maybe. 311 00:19:50,313 --> 00:19:53,941 How about a license number or a telephone number she might've called, 312 00:19:54,025 --> 00:19:56,694 or some messages, something that might lead me to her? 313 00:19:56,902 --> 00:19:58,696 Yeah, I think so. 314 00:19:58,779 --> 00:20:01,824 For another five, I can give you a number that'd take you right to her. 315 00:20:02,158 --> 00:20:03,951 I'd have to write a check. 316 00:20:06,871 --> 00:20:10,082 Room 2409. She's been in all night. 317 00:20:11,292 --> 00:20:13,461 I could've had that for nothing. 318 00:20:16,088 --> 00:20:19,634 So far, this case had cost me my right to the wine cellar, 319 00:20:19,717 --> 00:20:22,845 the last cash in my pocket and nearly my life. 320 00:20:22,928 --> 00:20:26,557 If that clerk was lying to me, I was gonna come back down here 321 00:20:26,633 --> 00:20:30,311 and shove that Robin Masters paperback in his ear. 322 00:20:30,394 --> 00:20:33,230 - Who is it? - Miss Booton? 323 00:20:33,522 --> 00:20:35,816 - Who is it? - Thomas Magnum. 324 00:20:35,858 --> 00:20:38,194 I think I have something of yours. 325 00:20:44,158 --> 00:20:45,576 Come in. 326 00:20:53,668 --> 00:20:55,503 Oh, those little brats! 327 00:20:55,628 --> 00:20:58,089 Boy, they've really outdone themselves this time. 328 00:20:58,172 --> 00:20:59,799 A beachboy. 329 00:21:00,466 --> 00:21:03,928 At Easter in Yellowstone it was a forest ranger. 330 00:21:04,095 --> 00:21:07,390 And at Thanksgiving in New York it was a cab driver. 331 00:21:07,473 --> 00:21:09,308 Where are their parents? 332 00:21:09,517 --> 00:21:11,519 They're spread out all over the world. 333 00:21:11,602 --> 00:21:14,897 Some of them are too isolated to get together with them at holidays. 334 00:21:14,980 --> 00:21:17,566 And the rest of them would just rather pay me to take care of them. 335 00:21:17,650 --> 00:21:20,653 So these little girls just make up these stories about you 336 00:21:20,861 --> 00:21:22,196 running off with some man? 337 00:21:22,279 --> 00:21:24,031 Isn't that something? 338 00:21:24,156 --> 00:21:26,200 There is just no limit to their imagination. 339 00:21:27,201 --> 00:21:29,537 If you really were here, aren't you worried about them? 340 00:21:29,620 --> 00:21:30,746 It's almost midnight. 341 00:21:31,080 --> 00:21:32,331 That late? 342 00:21:32,415 --> 00:21:34,917 Yes, it is. You'd think you'd want to check up on them. 343 00:21:35,000 --> 00:21:37,461 Those kids have been running around loose since this afternoon. 344 00:21:37,503 --> 00:21:40,256 Wait a minute. I'm sorry that you got dragged into this, 345 00:21:40,339 --> 00:21:43,467 but don't come in here and start telling me how I should take care of them. 346 00:21:43,551 --> 00:21:45,344 They told me that they were spending the day 347 00:21:45,386 --> 00:21:47,263 and having dinner with the governor's daughter. 348 00:21:47,346 --> 00:21:49,098 A limo actually... 349 00:21:49,181 --> 00:21:51,100 picked them up at 2:00. 350 00:21:56,522 --> 00:21:57,982 Your phone's ringing. 351 00:21:59,692 --> 00:22:01,152 Hello. 352 00:22:03,779 --> 00:22:06,824 No, this isn't Nancy, but Merry Christmas to you too. 353 00:22:07,867 --> 00:22:09,410 The wrong number. 354 00:22:19,336 --> 00:22:22,089 Well, Nancy, is it a go? 355 00:22:23,048 --> 00:22:24,675 I think so. 356 00:22:33,058 --> 00:22:34,743 How long have you been teaching art? 357 00:22:34,894 --> 00:22:37,271 - Three years. - Really? 358 00:22:37,438 --> 00:22:39,982 You ought to see the Gauguin that Robin Masters just bought. 359 00:22:40,065 --> 00:22:41,734 I think you'd really like it. 360 00:22:42,144 --> 00:22:44,528 Gauguin. Sure I would. 361 00:22:44,737 --> 00:22:46,822 - Does my driving bother you? - No. 362 00:22:46,906 --> 00:22:49,241 - You seem nervous. - No, you're a great driver. 363 00:22:49,325 --> 00:22:50,826 You drive great. 364 00:22:50,910 --> 00:22:54,038 Well, some people don't like to be taken for a ride. 365 00:22:54,747 --> 00:22:57,958 Anyway, ever since we got the Gauguin, 366 00:22:58,125 --> 00:23:02,713 Higgins -- he kind of runs the place -- he's really tightened security. 367 00:23:02,797 --> 00:23:05,132 The place is harder to get into than a safe. 368 00:23:05,216 --> 00:23:07,426 I'd certainly hope so. 369 00:23:07,635 --> 00:23:11,138 But you know what Houdini used to say about safes, don't you? 370 00:23:11,263 --> 00:23:13,641 No, not right offhand. 371 00:23:13,849 --> 00:23:17,144 He said they're easier to break out of than into. 372 00:23:18,687 --> 00:23:21,023 Oh, really? Houdini said that? 373 00:23:21,273 --> 00:23:22,817 Houdini. 374 00:23:42,586 --> 00:23:45,256 - Hi, guys. - Miss Booton. 375 00:23:55,182 --> 00:23:58,102 First of all, please don't be mad at the girls. 376 00:23:58,185 --> 00:24:00,563 They were really only trying to help me out. 377 00:24:00,688 --> 00:24:02,648 Second of all, 378 00:24:04,483 --> 00:24:06,277 that Gauguin is a fake. 379 00:24:09,154 --> 00:24:11,699 Remarkable. She's even better than you are. 380 00:24:11,782 --> 00:24:12,908 No, really, it's a fake. 381 00:24:13,117 --> 00:24:16,453 We weren't trying to steal the Gauguin. We were trying to return it. 382 00:24:16,662 --> 00:24:18,205 How'd you ever find her? 383 00:24:18,289 --> 00:24:20,291 We gave you some really rotten leads. 384 00:24:20,520 --> 00:24:21,605 That's how. 385 00:24:21,792 --> 00:24:23,502 - Higgins! - If you'd given him a decent lead, 386 00:24:23,586 --> 00:24:25,671 he would've blown it higher than a Chinese firecracker. 387 00:24:25,871 --> 00:24:27,214 I caught the girls. 388 00:24:27,381 --> 00:24:28,900 Who wouldn't have been here in the first place 389 00:24:28,986 --> 00:24:30,947 had it not been for your incredible gullibility. 390 00:24:31,135 --> 00:24:32,386 I'm calling the police. 391 00:24:32,565 --> 00:24:34,805 They can hold you until we find out which is the original. 392 00:24:34,889 --> 00:24:36,932 Oh, no, please, Mr. Higgins. 393 00:24:37,099 --> 00:24:39,977 If you involve the police, you're gonna bring unwarranted publicity 394 00:24:40,060 --> 00:24:42,271 to some very prominent families, 395 00:24:42,354 --> 00:24:44,481 including Mr. Masters. 396 00:24:46,066 --> 00:24:48,611 You should be able to tell which is the original. 397 00:24:51,488 --> 00:24:54,325 Assuming that you're telling the truth, 398 00:24:54,533 --> 00:24:57,411 what were you doing with the original in the first place? 399 00:24:59,204 --> 00:25:03,292 It all started when my younger sister was accepted at the Sorbonne in Paris. 400 00:25:03,584 --> 00:25:06,921 Oh, please, no soap opera sob stories. 401 00:25:07,046 --> 00:25:08,923 It's not a soap opera. 402 00:25:09,340 --> 00:25:11,216 My parents couldn't afford it. 403 00:25:11,342 --> 00:25:15,429 But she is unbelievably talented, and I'd do anything to see her go. 404 00:25:15,721 --> 00:25:19,224 So I made a deal with someone to get enough money so she could. 405 00:25:19,475 --> 00:25:22,061 And I thought you'd have a flimsy excuse. 406 00:25:22,353 --> 00:25:23,604 What kind of a deal? 407 00:25:24,480 --> 00:25:26,732 I authenticate paintings. 408 00:25:26,941 --> 00:25:29,193 Mostly Impressionists. 409 00:25:29,443 --> 00:25:32,571 The art collector that sold the Gauguin to Robin Masters 410 00:25:32,655 --> 00:25:35,950 offered me a lot of money to make a copy of the original, 411 00:25:36,158 --> 00:25:39,370 then authenticate the copy and give the original back to him. 412 00:25:39,495 --> 00:25:41,288 It's his most prized painting. 413 00:25:41,363 --> 00:25:43,448 Really, I think he'd rather die than give it up. 414 00:25:43,749 --> 00:25:45,125 So you committed a crime. 415 00:25:45,292 --> 00:25:46,502 No! 416 00:25:46,710 --> 00:25:48,379 Well, not totally. 417 00:25:48,587 --> 00:25:49,463 Oh? 418 00:25:49,546 --> 00:25:52,091 You're only a thief if you're not caught, huh? 419 00:25:52,299 --> 00:25:55,386 But I didn't go through with it. When it came right down to it, 420 00:25:55,469 --> 00:25:57,221 I couldn't give him back the original. 421 00:25:57,304 --> 00:26:00,432 But by then, the fake had been shipped here. 422 00:26:01,058 --> 00:26:03,560 So you're telling me that 423 00:26:03,769 --> 00:26:07,272 this whole story about you and the beach bum 424 00:26:07,356 --> 00:26:09,650 and them with their crazy little imaginations 425 00:26:09,775 --> 00:26:12,194 was just used to get them into the estate? 426 00:26:12,403 --> 00:26:14,238 That was our idea. 427 00:26:14,321 --> 00:26:16,073 Amazing. 428 00:26:16,323 --> 00:26:18,075 This is the original. 429 00:26:18,158 --> 00:26:21,286 There! You see? I told you! Now everything is okay. 430 00:26:21,370 --> 00:26:23,122 No, everything is not okay. 431 00:26:23,205 --> 00:26:24,707 You and these five urchins are involved 432 00:26:24,915 --> 00:26:26,458 - in a very serious crime. - Urchins? 433 00:26:26,542 --> 00:26:30,087 Hey, cool it, Higgins. I told you the plan was our idea. 434 00:26:30,295 --> 00:26:31,547 I'm calling the police. 435 00:26:31,922 --> 00:26:33,924 Why? What for? 436 00:26:34,008 --> 00:26:35,801 You've got your painting back. 437 00:26:35,884 --> 00:26:40,180 Why get five little girls into trouble for trying to return something? 438 00:26:40,264 --> 00:26:42,016 I'm reporting you. 439 00:26:43,892 --> 00:26:46,770 If she goes, we go. 440 00:26:57,531 --> 00:26:59,783 At least Huggins let us go. 441 00:26:59,867 --> 00:27:01,869 Why doesn't that make me feel better? 442 00:27:01,994 --> 00:27:06,123 You'd feel okay if Magnum hadn't been such a spoilsport about the whole thing. 443 00:27:06,206 --> 00:27:09,293 But I'm afraid he was right. We were committing a crime. 444 00:27:12,504 --> 00:27:15,090 Well, it worked, almost. 445 00:27:16,842 --> 00:27:19,595 Almost doesn't count, does it, Miss Booton? 446 00:27:22,973 --> 00:27:24,641 Uh-oh. 447 00:27:31,356 --> 00:27:33,358 What's a four-letter word for "young girl"? 448 00:27:33,442 --> 00:27:34,693 "Brat." 449 00:27:35,235 --> 00:27:36,570 "Brat." 450 00:27:37,446 --> 00:27:38,697 Mahalo. 451 00:27:38,781 --> 00:27:40,824 - Doesn't fit. - It does in my book. 452 00:27:40,908 --> 00:27:43,827 - It doesn't in my puzzle. - Then what'd you ask me for? 453 00:27:44,286 --> 00:27:46,747 Pardon me. I should've known better than to bother you 454 00:27:46,830 --> 00:27:49,583 while you're eating your breakfast in a club that you're not a member of. 455 00:27:49,708 --> 00:27:52,711 I'm sorry. I've just been up all night. I'm tired. 456 00:27:52,795 --> 00:27:54,671 I think they call that an occupational hazard. 457 00:27:54,838 --> 00:27:58,217 No, they don't. It's called being suckered by five little girls. 458 00:28:06,850 --> 00:28:07,935 Yeah? 459 00:28:08,018 --> 00:28:10,145 There's this girl here to see Magnum. 460 00:28:10,229 --> 00:28:11,063 Is he there? 461 00:28:11,146 --> 00:28:12,564 There's a girl here to see you. 462 00:28:12,648 --> 00:28:15,192 If she's under 16, I don't wanna know. 463 00:28:15,317 --> 00:28:16,652 Who is it, Moki? 464 00:28:16,735 --> 00:28:18,529 I don't know, but she sounds like a client. 465 00:28:18,612 --> 00:28:20,072 In that case, send her up. 466 00:28:20,155 --> 00:28:22,199 "Send her up"? Rick, come on. 467 00:28:22,250 --> 00:28:24,618 She's a potential client, and you could use the business. 468 00:28:24,701 --> 00:28:27,371 I can use finishing my breakfast in peace. 469 00:28:27,412 --> 00:28:29,289 You can use the bucks. Bye. 470 00:28:29,540 --> 00:28:30,833 Wait a minute. 471 00:28:32,626 --> 00:28:35,045 - Oh, no! - The girls have been kidnapped. 472 00:28:35,081 --> 00:28:38,209 Wait. Let me guess. The kidnapper wants to exchange 473 00:28:38,340 --> 00:28:40,134 - the fake girls for the original-- - Stop it! 474 00:28:40,193 --> 00:28:42,862 - This is not a joke! - Did you call the police? 475 00:28:42,970 --> 00:28:44,888 No, he said he'd kill them if I did that. 476 00:28:44,972 --> 00:28:46,223 Uh-huh. Uh-huh. 477 00:28:46,306 --> 00:28:49,726 We've got to do something fast, or they're gonna die of heat exhaustion. 478 00:28:49,810 --> 00:28:50,978 Of what? 479 00:28:51,270 --> 00:28:52,896 He called a half hour ago. 480 00:28:52,980 --> 00:28:55,190 He said he had them locked up in a place where the temperature 481 00:28:55,274 --> 00:28:57,693 would get to be 130 degrees by noon. 482 00:28:57,860 --> 00:29:00,070 That's only three hours from now! 483 00:29:00,154 --> 00:29:03,031 That's very good. Have you ever considered taking up acting? 484 00:29:06,952 --> 00:29:10,455 I am so unlike the person you are seeing right now. 485 00:29:10,747 --> 00:29:13,959 I sound like a complete fruitcake. I know it. 486 00:29:14,710 --> 00:29:17,546 I have a master's degree from Brown University. 487 00:29:17,713 --> 00:29:20,382 I'm a Phi Beta Kappa. But look at me! Look at me! 488 00:29:20,491 --> 00:29:22,259 I'm being chased by hoods. 489 00:29:22,342 --> 00:29:24,845 My girls are kidnapped. They might die! 490 00:29:25,012 --> 00:29:27,681 - Hey, Linda, come on. - I'm a good, honest person. 491 00:29:27,764 --> 00:29:29,474 I've never done anything like this before. 492 00:29:29,641 --> 00:29:32,769 - I don't believe this is happening! - Now wait. Calm down. 493 00:29:33,729 --> 00:29:35,522 Tell me what happened. 494 00:29:35,731 --> 00:29:38,525 I'm sorry. Who kidnapped them? 495 00:29:38,817 --> 00:29:41,486 The art collector I switched the paintings for. 496 00:29:41,570 --> 00:29:43,697 - But you canceled that deal. - I told you. 497 00:29:43,780 --> 00:29:47,034 He never would've sold the painting if he'd thought he actually had to give it up. 498 00:29:47,117 --> 00:29:50,287 He was waiting with a gun last night when we got back to the room. 499 00:29:50,412 --> 00:29:53,916 He took the girls, and he said if he didn't get the Gauguin back-- 500 00:29:54,124 --> 00:29:57,002 Wait a minute. Nothing is going to happen to them. 501 00:29:57,252 --> 00:29:59,254 Nothing's gonna happen. 502 00:29:59,421 --> 00:30:03,342 I'll get the fake from Higgins, and we'll give it to the kidnapper. 503 00:30:03,467 --> 00:30:06,011 If it fooled Higgins, it can fool him. 504 00:30:06,220 --> 00:30:07,471 I threw it away. 505 00:30:08,180 --> 00:30:09,514 You threw it-- 506 00:30:09,598 --> 00:30:11,558 You threw away that beautiful fake? 507 00:30:12,267 --> 00:30:14,686 Madam, please, control yourself. 508 00:30:14,830 --> 00:30:16,230 - Control myself? - Linda-- 509 00:30:16,313 --> 00:30:17,981 How could you throw that painting away? 510 00:30:18,065 --> 00:30:20,067 - Boy, you really beat all-- - Linda, come here. 511 00:30:20,150 --> 00:30:22,569 Look, Higgins and I do this all the time. 512 00:30:22,614 --> 00:30:25,364 - It's sort of a game. - A game? 513 00:30:25,447 --> 00:30:27,532 My girls may be dying, and you're playing a game? 514 00:30:27,616 --> 00:30:29,868 You're not going to get anything from him this way. 515 00:30:29,952 --> 00:30:31,662 Just trust me. 516 00:30:35,499 --> 00:30:38,126 Higgins, we really do need that fake Gauguin. 517 00:30:38,210 --> 00:30:39,503 This is an emergency. 518 00:30:39,795 --> 00:30:41,713 Somebody has kidnapped the girls. 519 00:30:43,298 --> 00:30:45,592 He has my wholehearted sympathy. 520 00:30:45,667 --> 00:30:47,469 This isn't funny. They're in danger. 521 00:30:47,552 --> 00:30:50,305 - Just give me the fake. - I threw it away. 522 00:30:50,514 --> 00:30:51,640 Oh, come on! 523 00:30:51,723 --> 00:30:54,059 You're just trying to buy time to think up some sort of a deal. 524 00:30:54,142 --> 00:30:56,979 What's it going to be this time? The car? My bed? 525 00:30:57,062 --> 00:30:58,897 My firstborn male child? What? 526 00:30:59,106 --> 00:31:00,565 I'm buying no such thing. 527 00:31:00,649 --> 00:31:02,985 I threw that cheap imitation away. 528 00:31:03,193 --> 00:31:04,945 Then we're gonna have to take the original. 529 00:31:05,195 --> 00:31:07,114 That's not amusing, Magnum. 530 00:31:07,197 --> 00:31:09,866 Higgins, five little girls are going to die 531 00:31:09,950 --> 00:31:12,452 unless I deliver that Gauguin to the person who's holding them. 532 00:31:12,536 --> 00:31:14,371 I don't care what that's worth in cash, 533 00:31:14,454 --> 00:31:16,832 but I can't believe that you think it's worth 534 00:31:17,040 --> 00:31:18,834 those little girls' lives! 535 00:31:20,794 --> 00:31:22,296 Or do you? 536 00:31:28,760 --> 00:31:30,304 There he is. 537 00:31:39,354 --> 00:31:41,148 There'd better be a kidnapper, Magnum. 538 00:31:41,231 --> 00:31:42,691 There's a kidnapper, Higgins. 539 00:31:42,774 --> 00:31:46,320 - Because if there isn't-- - There is a kidnapper, Higgins. 540 00:31:59,825 --> 00:32:01,285 I'm sweating. 541 00:32:01,376 --> 00:32:03,128 We're all sweating. 542 00:32:03,337 --> 00:32:04,755 But I hate sweating. 543 00:32:04,921 --> 00:32:05,964 Darlene. 544 00:32:09,051 --> 00:32:12,512 I'm scared. I have to sing when I'm scared. 545 00:32:12,596 --> 00:32:16,683 Melissa, it's important that we try and conserve our energy. 546 00:32:16,892 --> 00:32:21,438 I wonder how hot it is. I bet it's over 150 degrees. 547 00:32:23,065 --> 00:32:25,400 - That's hot enough to cook a turkey. - Carolyn. 548 00:32:33,476 --> 00:32:36,520 Don't think you're going to get away with this outrageous scheme. 549 00:32:36,620 --> 00:32:38,038 It's not an outrageous scheme. 550 00:32:38,080 --> 00:32:39,373 Would you just shut up? 551 00:32:39,414 --> 00:32:42,501 Once this is over, there's going to be a whole new set of rules at the estate. 552 00:32:42,584 --> 00:32:45,212 - Higgins-- - Can't you drive any faster? 553 00:32:59,592 --> 00:33:01,636 You can no longer come and go as you please. 554 00:33:01,698 --> 00:33:02,615 Higgins-- 555 00:33:02,682 --> 00:33:04,147 No longer be allowed in the main house. 556 00:33:05,049 --> 00:33:06,550 Okay, let's take them down. 557 00:33:06,983 --> 00:33:09,319 You'll no longer use any of the facilities. 558 00:33:09,486 --> 00:33:11,571 No more of your guests will be allowed on the premises. 559 00:33:11,655 --> 00:33:13,573 You cannot use the phone. 560 00:33:18,995 --> 00:33:21,957 I think it's time we switched driving partners. 561 00:33:34,302 --> 00:33:35,637 What was that? 562 00:33:36,096 --> 00:33:37,597 It's the volcano. 563 00:33:37,681 --> 00:33:40,183 It's going to explode like Mount St. Helens. 564 00:33:40,392 --> 00:33:42,602 Diamond Head is a dead volcano. 565 00:33:42,686 --> 00:33:45,188 I bet that's what they said about Mount St. Helens. 566 00:33:45,480 --> 00:33:47,607 I'm scared. 567 00:33:48,233 --> 00:33:51,528 Just be quiet, Melissa. Try to think happy thoughts. 568 00:33:52,446 --> 00:33:55,449 ♪ On the first day of Christmas ♪ 569 00:33:55,615 --> 00:33:57,576 ♪ My true love gave to me ♪ 570 00:33:57,659 --> 00:34:00,912 ♪ A partridge in a pear tree ♪ 571 00:34:00,996 --> 00:34:03,999 - ♪ On the second day of Christmas-- ♪ - Melissa. 572 00:34:05,292 --> 00:34:08,420 - ♪ On the second day of Christmas-- ♪ - Melissa. 573 00:34:12,090 --> 00:34:14,426 I have to go to the bathroom. 574 00:34:14,551 --> 00:34:18,430 ♪ Five golden rings ♪ 575 00:34:18,638 --> 00:34:22,058 ♪ Four calling birds three French hens ♪ 576 00:34:22,267 --> 00:34:27,647 ♪ Two turtle doves and a partridge in a pear tree ♪ 577 00:34:32,569 --> 00:34:34,571 Welcome to the party, Thomas. 578 00:34:35,864 --> 00:34:37,616 Are you in charge here? 579 00:34:38,492 --> 00:34:39,618 Who's he? 580 00:34:39,784 --> 00:34:42,037 - He's the butler. - I am not the butler. 581 00:34:42,120 --> 00:34:44,498 I'm head of security on the Robin Masters estate. 582 00:34:44,748 --> 00:34:46,666 Why were you looking for Roxanne? 583 00:34:46,917 --> 00:34:48,752 Roxanne? I don't know any Roxanne. 584 00:34:48,960 --> 00:34:51,129 - That's me. - How do you do? 585 00:34:51,296 --> 00:34:52,923 He wasn't looking for her. He was. 586 00:34:53,131 --> 00:34:54,883 No, I wasn't. I was looking for her. 587 00:34:55,020 --> 00:34:57,398 - Ask T.C. - Oh, no, don't ask me nothin'. 588 00:34:57,677 --> 00:34:58,970 Oh, you're T.C. 589 00:34:59,054 --> 00:35:01,014 T.C., I'm sorry. This is Linda. 590 00:35:01,139 --> 00:35:02,807 Knock off the tea party introductions. 591 00:35:03,183 --> 00:35:04,392 Hey. 592 00:35:04,476 --> 00:35:07,604 I think I can explain this whole misunderstanding. 593 00:35:07,938 --> 00:35:09,147 No, you can't. 594 00:35:09,397 --> 00:35:10,815 Higgins. 595 00:35:11,566 --> 00:35:16,196 See, I was hired by five little girls to find their schoolteacher. 596 00:35:16,279 --> 00:35:18,073 That is Linda. 597 00:35:18,156 --> 00:35:20,242 But they didn't want me to find Linda, 598 00:35:20,325 --> 00:35:22,035 so they gave me all these false leads. 599 00:35:22,118 --> 00:35:24,996 One of the false leads was the address to your place. 600 00:35:25,330 --> 00:35:28,291 So, naturally, when T.C. and I 601 00:35:28,458 --> 00:35:31,670 started asking around about a blonde with a Hawaiian beach bum... boy, 602 00:35:31,753 --> 00:35:35,799 your friend here just naturally assumed that I was looking for Roxanne. 603 00:35:35,882 --> 00:35:37,551 But I wasn't looking for Roxanne. 604 00:35:37,634 --> 00:35:39,636 I was looking for Linda, and I found her, 605 00:35:39,803 --> 00:35:41,930 even though they really didn't want me to find her. 606 00:35:42,013 --> 00:35:46,309 So, see, it was all just this great, big misunderstanding. 607 00:35:49,729 --> 00:35:51,439 Why were you looking for Roxanne? 608 00:35:52,983 --> 00:35:54,109 I told you. 609 00:35:54,317 --> 00:35:57,153 Will you shut up? I wasn't looking for Roxanne. 610 00:35:57,237 --> 00:35:59,614 I was looking for Linda who looks like Roxanne. 611 00:35:59,906 --> 00:36:00,782 I do not. 612 00:36:00,991 --> 00:36:03,285 - What do you mean by that? - Shut up, all of you! 613 00:36:03,493 --> 00:36:05,620 I've been a successful businessman for years. 614 00:36:05,737 --> 00:36:09,416 Suddenly I get a new girlfriend who has private eyes following her around, 615 00:36:09,457 --> 00:36:11,251 and I'm no longer successful. 616 00:36:11,459 --> 00:36:13,336 See, I just explained that. Maybe-- 617 00:36:13,420 --> 00:36:15,088 Thomas, please. 618 00:36:15,213 --> 00:36:17,048 Don't tell that story again. 619 00:36:17,299 --> 00:36:19,092 First, the listening devices, 620 00:36:19,175 --> 00:36:21,094 then money starts disappearing. 621 00:36:21,177 --> 00:36:23,138 Now some of my clients are changing neighborhoods. 622 00:36:23,346 --> 00:36:25,682 All right! All right! 623 00:36:25,807 --> 00:36:27,851 I was working for Roxanne. She hired me. 624 00:36:27,934 --> 00:36:28,935 What? 625 00:36:31,396 --> 00:36:33,106 But not to follow you. 626 00:36:33,648 --> 00:36:35,900 - To follow him. - What? 627 00:36:36,901 --> 00:36:38,945 Oh, it happens this way every time. 628 00:36:39,029 --> 00:36:41,740 The right-hand man tries to take over. Think about it. 629 00:36:42,032 --> 00:36:44,367 Who has more access to you than him? 630 00:36:44,576 --> 00:36:48,580 And as for her, you should be thanking her for turning me on to this. 631 00:36:48,830 --> 00:36:52,125 She was just worried about you getting wiped out by your best friend. 632 00:36:52,459 --> 00:36:54,377 Mano, he's crazy. 633 00:36:54,586 --> 00:36:56,171 Hear! Hear! 634 00:36:56,796 --> 00:36:59,847 You gonna believe this guy? He's just fast-talking you. 635 00:37:00,027 --> 00:37:01,626 Oh, it's so typical. 636 00:37:01,718 --> 00:37:03,678 They always blame the girlfriend. 637 00:37:03,762 --> 00:37:05,847 Hell, she was just trying to protect you. 638 00:37:05,930 --> 00:37:09,184 I'll bet that he has the combination to your personal safe. 639 00:37:10,769 --> 00:37:12,687 Yeah. Hey, Mano, it ain't like it looks. 640 00:37:12,854 --> 00:37:15,190 I mean, maybe I took a little now and then. 641 00:37:15,273 --> 00:37:17,817 Nothing big. Honest. Honest! 642 00:37:18,026 --> 00:37:19,778 It was just pocket money! 643 00:37:22,238 --> 00:37:24,491 After all the years we've been together. 644 00:37:31,247 --> 00:37:33,416 Where'd you get all that madness you was talkin' in there? 645 00:37:33,500 --> 00:37:35,418 - I made it up. - Mm-hmm. 646 00:37:36,336 --> 00:37:39,089 - You made it up? - It worked, didn't it? 647 00:37:39,297 --> 00:37:42,842 ♪ Four calling birds three French hens ♪ 648 00:37:43,051 --> 00:37:44,761 ♪ Two turtle doves ♪ 649 00:37:45,011 --> 00:37:48,890 ♪ And a partridge in a pear tree ♪ 650 00:38:04,155 --> 00:38:05,990 Wait a minute. Where are you going? 651 00:38:06,199 --> 00:38:07,742 - To make the drop. - No, you're not. 652 00:38:07,784 --> 00:38:09,369 He could be waiting in there for you. I'll take it. 653 00:38:09,577 --> 00:38:10,787 No, he is expecting me. 654 00:38:10,995 --> 00:38:13,164 That's right. You're a loose end in his crime. 655 00:38:13,456 --> 00:38:14,666 What are you saying? 656 00:38:14,833 --> 00:38:18,169 Linda, he has five little girls locked away where they could die. 657 00:38:18,378 --> 00:38:20,171 - He may want them to die. - No. 658 00:38:20,255 --> 00:38:22,674 You are going to have to face that possibility. 659 00:38:22,741 --> 00:38:25,411 He could be waiting in there to kill you once he has the painting. 660 00:38:25,510 --> 00:38:27,345 There's no loose ends that way. I'll take it. 661 00:38:27,429 --> 00:38:28,513 - No. No. - T.C. 662 00:38:28,722 --> 00:38:29,723 Magnum! 663 00:38:30,014 --> 00:38:32,642 Magnum, no! Come-- Magnum! 664 00:38:34,185 --> 00:38:36,521 Two million marks. 665 00:38:37,981 --> 00:38:40,567 I can't believe I'm letting him do this. 666 00:39:34,370 --> 00:39:36,080 - Well? - There's nothing in there. 667 00:39:36,164 --> 00:39:37,040 What? 668 00:39:37,248 --> 00:39:39,751 Except Robin Masters's Gauguin. 669 00:39:40,001 --> 00:39:42,128 The kidnapper is in there. He has to be! 670 00:39:42,337 --> 00:39:45,048 Believe me, Linda. There's nothing in there but the fish. 671 00:41:45,919 --> 00:41:48,463 ♪ Three French hens two turtle doves ♪ 672 00:41:48,546 --> 00:41:51,716 ♪ And a partridge in a pear tree? ♪ 673 00:41:57,513 --> 00:42:01,684 Now that the drop had been made, the worst part was the waiting. 674 00:42:03,227 --> 00:42:06,064 As soon as the kidnapper calls with the girls' location, 675 00:42:06,272 --> 00:42:07,690 I'm calling the police. 676 00:42:07,774 --> 00:42:11,027 Higgins, first we make sure the girls are safe, 677 00:42:11,110 --> 00:42:13,321 then we get the painting without involving the police. 678 00:42:14,072 --> 00:42:15,156 What? 679 00:42:15,323 --> 00:42:16,741 T.C. and I have it all worked out. 680 00:42:16,881 --> 00:42:17,867 Don't worry. 681 00:42:17,990 --> 00:42:20,286 Good. Then you can explain your plan to the police. 682 00:42:20,495 --> 00:42:22,872 Higgins, I don't want to have to get into this again with you. 683 00:42:22,956 --> 00:42:26,501 We are not going to let Linda and the girls get in trouble with the police. 684 00:42:28,544 --> 00:42:29,712 Give me that. 685 00:42:30,338 --> 00:42:31,756 Yeah. 686 00:42:32,924 --> 00:42:34,050 Yeah. 687 00:42:37,387 --> 00:42:40,765 They're in a civil defense tunnel in Diamond Head. Come on. 688 00:42:44,352 --> 00:42:47,563 Five-O, I want to report a theft. 689 00:42:47,772 --> 00:42:50,733 This is the chief security officer of Robin Masters's estate. 690 00:42:53,361 --> 00:42:54,862 Unhand me! 691 00:42:59,826 --> 00:43:01,327 This is outrageous! 692 00:43:03,287 --> 00:43:05,123 Outrageous! 693 00:43:08,918 --> 00:43:10,712 Can't you stall them? 694 00:43:10,920 --> 00:43:13,089 It's Rick. He trailed the kidnapper to the airport. 695 00:43:13,172 --> 00:43:16,009 - Goodbye, Gauguin. - Stay with him the best you can. 696 00:43:56,632 --> 00:43:59,844 Nancy! Melissa! 697 00:44:00,053 --> 00:44:01,679 Get them out of here. It's like an oven in here. 698 00:44:01,763 --> 00:44:03,848 I knew you'd save us, Magnum. 699 00:44:03,931 --> 00:44:05,308 Come on. 700 00:44:11,981 --> 00:44:14,859 The girls were fine by the time we got some liquid in them, 701 00:44:14,984 --> 00:44:18,237 but we left them with Linda at the emergency center just to be sure. 702 00:44:19,030 --> 00:44:23,951 My instinct was to lock this guy away in that tunnel for a couple of days, 703 00:44:24,077 --> 00:44:27,330 but that would only bring the police and involve the girls, 704 00:44:27,455 --> 00:44:30,083 so I had another plan. 705 00:44:44,222 --> 00:44:46,182 They just called his plane. We've got 10 minutes. 706 00:44:46,265 --> 00:44:48,976 If we're gonna get the painting back, we gotta do it now. It's Gate 18. 707 00:45:04,075 --> 00:45:06,452 Passengers for Pan Pacific Flight 210 708 00:45:06,536 --> 00:45:09,497 from Honolulu to San Francisco now boarding at Gate 11. 709 00:45:11,457 --> 00:45:13,251 Show me one of these leis. 710 00:45:21,926 --> 00:45:25,096 Uh, yeah-- No, this is not me. This is not me. 711 00:45:25,179 --> 00:45:27,807 It's not-- It's not-- It's not manly enough. 712 00:45:27,874 --> 00:45:30,001 I want a manly-- you know, a macho-looking lei. 713 00:45:30,101 --> 00:45:31,769 Show me another one. Show me another one. 714 00:45:31,853 --> 00:45:33,688 Just show me another one. 715 00:45:38,317 --> 00:45:39,944 It's not me either. It's-- 716 00:45:40,069 --> 00:45:42,196 You got a macho lei? 717 00:45:49,954 --> 00:45:51,497 Captain Walt Connors, 718 00:45:51,581 --> 00:45:53,374 please pick up the white courtesy telephone. 719 00:45:53,457 --> 00:45:56,878 Captain Walt Connors, please pick up the white courtesy telephone. 720 00:46:03,384 --> 00:46:05,219 What the-- 721 00:46:05,803 --> 00:46:08,639 - I'm telling you the truth-- - Pardon me, sir. 722 00:46:08,723 --> 00:46:10,641 I'm gonna have to ask you to go back through again. 723 00:46:10,808 --> 00:46:12,810 For what? Obviously I don't have anything on me. 724 00:46:12,894 --> 00:46:14,812 Please stay back, folks. 725 00:46:14,896 --> 00:46:16,689 - Please go back through. - I gotta go back through? 726 00:46:16,772 --> 00:46:18,024 Yes. 727 00:46:18,441 --> 00:46:20,818 It's a good thing I got here early. I never would've catched my flight. 728 00:46:20,902 --> 00:46:22,486 I'm sure glad I'm not in a hurry. 729 00:46:23,529 --> 00:46:25,448 Can you empty your pockets? 730 00:46:25,698 --> 00:46:27,950 Again? Oh, I got it. 731 00:46:28,576 --> 00:46:30,286 - Must be these keys. - Right. 732 00:46:31,287 --> 00:46:32,747 Okay, step back. 733 00:46:34,832 --> 00:46:37,627 Excuse me, sir. Do you know how to load one of these things? 734 00:46:37,710 --> 00:46:38,586 No. 735 00:46:38,802 --> 00:46:41,138 Yeah, me neither. Me, I'm a simple guy. 736 00:46:41,255 --> 00:46:42,715 I would've been happy with one of those cameras 737 00:46:42,882 --> 00:46:44,467 that James Garner pitches on TV. 738 00:46:44,550 --> 00:46:47,011 - It's your turn to go through. - Yeah, right. I'm sorry. 739 00:46:47,053 --> 00:46:49,347 Say, would you mind holding this for me? 740 00:46:49,555 --> 00:46:51,224 Put it on the ramp. Put it on the ramp. 741 00:46:51,307 --> 00:46:53,976 Right. I'm sorry. Excuse me, okay? Excuse me. 742 00:46:55,478 --> 00:46:59,065 Transglobal Flight 50 is now arriving at Gate Six. 743 00:46:59,148 --> 00:47:02,568 Transglobal Flight 50 is now arriving at Gate Six. 744 00:47:08,866 --> 00:47:11,077 I'd give anything to see the look on that turkey's face 745 00:47:11,160 --> 00:47:12,995 when he finds out what's really in there. 746 00:47:21,295 --> 00:47:22,964 Merry Christmas, Higgins. 747 00:47:25,049 --> 00:47:28,261 I understand it was a smashing rescue, Mr. Higgins. 748 00:47:28,386 --> 00:47:29,804 I wouldn't know, 749 00:47:30,554 --> 00:47:33,182 having been detained against my will. 750 00:47:33,349 --> 00:47:35,559 Well, we didn't get to see much either. 751 00:47:35,768 --> 00:47:38,354 But the best part was when Magnum saved us. 752 00:47:38,604 --> 00:47:41,190 You were wonderful, Magnum. 753 00:47:41,941 --> 00:47:43,734 Well, I wouldn't say that. 754 00:47:43,818 --> 00:47:46,904 But at least I can tell Mr. Masters we have the original back. 755 00:47:46,988 --> 00:47:48,406 You called Robin? 756 00:47:48,489 --> 00:47:50,116 I have a call into him in St. Tropez. 757 00:47:50,157 --> 00:47:53,327 As soon as he returns it, I shall tell him that his Gauguin is now safe, 758 00:47:53,369 --> 00:47:57,081 although it had been stolen by clients of his guest, Thomas Magnum. 759 00:47:57,290 --> 00:47:59,583 We'll see how welcome you are around here then. 760 00:48:00,543 --> 00:48:02,003 Gee, I don't know, Higgins. 761 00:48:02,169 --> 00:48:03,713 What do you think Robin will say 762 00:48:03,796 --> 00:48:07,174 when you tell him five little girls beat your security system?