1 00:00:01,495 --> 00:00:03,500 Tell Sir Algernon to hire someone else. 2 00:00:03,584 --> 00:00:05,294 Sir Algernon is the dog. 3 00:00:05,461 --> 00:00:06,471 The what? 4 00:00:08,088 --> 00:00:10,090 Have you off-loaded my dog yet? 5 00:00:10,174 --> 00:00:12,134 Sir Algernon Farnsworth. 6 00:00:12,342 --> 00:00:15,888 You're gonna go in and get my dog. Real simple, real fast. 7 00:00:16,138 --> 00:00:19,099 - Hey, you! - Stop those men! 8 00:00:19,183 --> 00:00:21,101 Stop those men! 9 00:00:21,185 --> 00:00:25,272 If that dog is worth something, it has to be intrinsic to the dog itself. 10 00:00:25,481 --> 00:00:27,483 Maybe he has some kind of peculiar talent. 11 00:00:27,649 --> 00:00:32,404 You couldn't pull a simple ABC job like snatching a pooch. 12 00:00:32,571 --> 00:00:34,948 We use finesse, not brute force. 13 00:00:35,157 --> 00:00:38,076 We don't need an old mustache telling us how to do our jobs. 14 00:00:38,285 --> 00:00:40,496 That stinkin' dog. 15 00:00:40,579 --> 00:00:43,290 - Magnum! - Come on! Hurry up, will ya? 16 00:00:43,499 --> 00:00:45,167 I can't believe this! 17 00:00:49,009 --> 00:00:51,590 Now this old mustache, as you put it, 18 00:00:51,757 --> 00:00:53,425 is gonna show you how it's done. 19 00:00:55,427 --> 00:00:58,388 We got the gas tank! Come on! 20 00:00:58,597 --> 00:01:00,057 Come on! Let's go! 21 00:02:29,563 --> 00:02:32,482 All holiday cruise passengers bound for Tahiti, 22 00:02:32,566 --> 00:02:35,736 our Pacific Princess luxury liner will open for boarding 23 00:02:35,861 --> 00:02:37,696 at Pier 11 in five minutes. 24 00:02:37,738 --> 00:02:39,531 All right. Pull her right over here. 25 00:02:39,615 --> 00:02:41,533 No, no, no. We can't park here. 26 00:02:41,575 --> 00:02:43,869 This is fine. It's fine. 27 00:02:44,119 --> 00:02:46,204 This is a yellow zone. 28 00:02:46,413 --> 00:02:48,081 A yellow zone? 29 00:02:48,457 --> 00:02:52,085 We're here to pull a snatch, and you're worried about yellow zones? 30 00:02:52,169 --> 00:02:54,963 It won't do us any good to draw attention by parking illegally. 31 00:02:55,088 --> 00:02:56,340 Maybe you're right. 32 00:02:56,415 --> 00:02:59,134 Maybe we should have come out on a bus like some tourists 33 00:02:59,217 --> 00:03:00,969 with the flowered shirts. 34 00:03:01,053 --> 00:03:02,554 Will you get going? 35 00:03:02,763 --> 00:03:04,681 All right, all right. 36 00:03:12,122 --> 00:03:13,732 Come on, Mitch. 37 00:03:19,988 --> 00:03:22,115 Hey, uh, you're gonna have to move this vehicle. 38 00:03:22,199 --> 00:03:25,035 It's all right. I'm here to pick someone up. 39 00:03:25,243 --> 00:03:27,537 Look, this is a yellow zone. You gotta move out. 40 00:03:27,621 --> 00:03:31,750 Officer, I'm here to pick up Mama DiGiorgio. 41 00:03:32,209 --> 00:03:34,252 My nephew, he went to find her. 42 00:03:34,419 --> 00:03:37,047 She--She has a little trouble getting around on the crutches. 43 00:03:37,214 --> 00:03:39,883 Sorry. We all got our problems, but you're gonna have to move this car. 44 00:03:40,092 --> 00:03:43,637 Hey, a nephew like mine you've never seen. 45 00:03:43,804 --> 00:03:48,058 He always promised us-- "Aunt Gina, Uncle Vic--" 46 00:03:48,266 --> 00:03:50,519 That's me. Uncle Vic. 47 00:03:50,644 --> 00:03:55,232 "Someday I'm gonna put you on a boat and send you to Hawaii." 48 00:03:55,440 --> 00:03:57,734 I'm sorry, sir, but, uh, either you move this car, 49 00:03:57,818 --> 00:03:59,528 or I'm gonna have to call the tow truck. 50 00:03:59,611 --> 00:04:02,698 Hey, that's some boy, my nephew. 51 00:04:02,948 --> 00:04:05,742 Well, of course, uh, 52 00:04:05,992 --> 00:04:07,953 if she's on crutches. 53 00:04:12,958 --> 00:04:16,253 Captain Nakua, report to the Pier 9 loading gate. 54 00:04:16,753 --> 00:04:18,714 Okay, guys. Here he is. 55 00:04:23,135 --> 00:04:25,220 That's Sir Algernon Farnsworth? 56 00:04:31,518 --> 00:04:33,061 We should have started earlier. 57 00:04:33,145 --> 00:04:36,189 Or I should have canceled the afternoon meeting. 58 00:04:36,314 --> 00:04:38,942 The board meeting should be over by 5:00, Mrs. Marston. 59 00:04:39,025 --> 00:04:42,195 You'll be able to see Sir Algernon immediately afterward. 60 00:04:43,071 --> 00:04:47,033 I barely have time to say hello to him, let alone make him feel welcome. 61 00:04:49,244 --> 00:04:51,037 Thank you. Okay. Thanks, guys. 62 00:04:56,193 --> 00:04:58,462 Oh. Excuse me. 63 00:04:58,670 --> 00:05:00,255 Excuse me. 64 00:05:01,631 --> 00:05:03,467 I'm Mrs. Marston. 65 00:05:03,675 --> 00:05:07,637 Have you off-loaded my dog yet? Sir Algernon Farnsworth. 66 00:05:07,721 --> 00:05:10,599 Yeah, the animal control people just took him to the shelter. 67 00:05:11,933 --> 00:05:14,436 What in the world are you talking about? 68 00:05:14,519 --> 00:05:19,107 I would never allow my Algie to stay at a dog pound. 69 00:05:19,232 --> 00:05:22,360 He's staying at the Kaleawana Kennel during quarantine. 70 00:05:22,486 --> 00:05:25,530 They just took him a minute ago. Hey, there they are. 71 00:05:25,739 --> 00:05:28,325 - Hey, you! - Algie! 72 00:05:28,575 --> 00:05:31,411 Stop those men! Stop those men! 73 00:05:34,831 --> 00:05:37,709 - Come on! Let's get out of here! - Algie! 74 00:05:39,669 --> 00:05:41,588 Oh, my baby. 75 00:05:43,340 --> 00:05:45,217 Algie. Aw. 76 00:05:49,919 --> 00:05:52,797 - Where is he? - We had a little trouble. 77 00:05:52,891 --> 00:05:54,226 Feds or local? 78 00:05:54,309 --> 00:05:56,645 Uh, neither. That lady, Mrs. Marston. 79 00:05:56,812 --> 00:06:00,357 You mean you--you come back without the dog because of some old broad? 80 00:06:00,440 --> 00:06:03,068 She was running across the dock screaming bloody murder. 81 00:06:03,276 --> 00:06:06,738 You're lucky she didn't have the rest of the girls from the mah-jongg club. 82 00:06:06,863 --> 00:06:08,657 Maybe you wouldn't have gotten out alive. 83 00:06:08,740 --> 00:06:10,617 Don't worry. We'll get the dog. 84 00:06:10,659 --> 00:06:14,329 I'm not worried. You guys are gonna have to answer to Dominic 85 00:06:14,412 --> 00:06:16,498 if you lose that dog. 86 00:06:18,375 --> 00:06:21,294 Higgins, what's so important about a dog? 87 00:06:21,670 --> 00:06:23,380 Magnum, we are talking about the pet 88 00:06:23,463 --> 00:06:25,465 of a very important and highly regarded member 89 00:06:25,590 --> 00:06:27,133 of the King Kamehameha Club. 90 00:06:27,175 --> 00:06:28,677 We're talking about a dog. 91 00:06:28,969 --> 00:06:30,470 No offense, guys. 92 00:06:31,847 --> 00:06:34,266 Tell Sir Algernon to hire someone else. 93 00:06:34,391 --> 00:06:37,811 Sir Algernon is the dog. Mrs. Marston is your client. 94 00:06:38,228 --> 00:06:39,229 My what? 95 00:06:39,896 --> 00:06:41,898 I guaranteed your services. 96 00:06:41,982 --> 00:06:44,401 Higgins, don't you think you should have checked with me first? 97 00:06:45,777 --> 00:06:47,445 Magnum, 98 00:06:48,363 --> 00:06:52,242 I would consider it a personal favor if you would take on this matter. 99 00:06:52,909 --> 00:06:54,369 Oh. 100 00:06:54,578 --> 00:06:56,830 Why didn't you tell me that in the first place? 101 00:06:57,873 --> 00:06:59,416 Tennis courts. 102 00:07:01,334 --> 00:07:04,713 Impossible. Mr. Connors and Mr. Borg are Robin's guests this weekend. 103 00:07:04,880 --> 00:07:07,132 - They'll be using the courts. - Good. 104 00:07:07,215 --> 00:07:09,092 Then Jimmy can help me with my backhand 105 00:07:09,175 --> 00:07:11,469 and Bjorn can help me with my serve. 106 00:07:11,761 --> 00:07:13,096 Magnum, I can't. 107 00:07:14,241 --> 00:07:15,724 Then neither can I. 108 00:07:22,606 --> 00:07:26,276 I am so glad that you have agreed to protect Algie. 109 00:07:26,401 --> 00:07:30,280 Algie? I thought his name was Sir Algernon Farnsworth. 110 00:07:30,363 --> 00:07:33,950 He prefers Algie. He's very down-to-earth. 111 00:07:37,370 --> 00:07:38,830 I can see that. 112 00:07:39,164 --> 00:07:40,582 Quite a dog. 113 00:07:40,874 --> 00:07:42,667 One of a kind. 114 00:07:43,293 --> 00:07:46,922 Obviously. Um, sugar? 115 00:07:47,105 --> 00:07:48,231 Please. 116 00:07:48,506 --> 00:07:51,509 Mrs. Marston, would you pay a ransom for Algie? 117 00:07:51,593 --> 00:07:55,096 Of course. Money's no object when it comes to Algie. 118 00:07:55,172 --> 00:07:57,474 Well, I think you were the intended victim 119 00:07:57,515 --> 00:07:59,684 of a couple of professional dognappers. 120 00:07:59,893 --> 00:08:02,938 See, they hang out at the docks, see a likely candidate and kidnap it. 121 00:08:03,104 --> 00:08:05,482 You probably won't see or hear from those two yo-yos again. 122 00:08:05,565 --> 00:08:08,068 Then hiring Magnum would be a waste of your money. 123 00:08:08,151 --> 00:08:11,738 Of course, you do have to keep Algie as well protected as possible 124 00:08:11,821 --> 00:08:13,365 during the four-month quarantine. 125 00:08:13,448 --> 00:08:16,284 You said he was staying at the Kaleawana Kennels? 126 00:08:18,078 --> 00:08:20,163 Oh. I think their security's top-notch. 127 00:08:20,372 --> 00:08:22,499 Well, I'd like to be absolutely certain. 128 00:08:23,208 --> 00:08:25,710 Well, I could run a security check. 129 00:08:25,794 --> 00:08:27,504 - On a kennel? - Why not? 130 00:08:27,587 --> 00:08:29,506 Nothing is too good for Sir Algernon. 131 00:08:30,799 --> 00:08:32,926 I'll phone the kennel and tell them you're coming. 132 00:08:33,093 --> 00:08:36,471 No, no. Don't do that. They'd only upgrade their security for my inspection. 133 00:08:36,554 --> 00:08:38,723 No, if someone was going to try and kidnap your dog, 134 00:08:38,807 --> 00:08:40,266 they would probably break in at night. 135 00:08:40,475 --> 00:08:41,977 That's when I'll make my inspection. 136 00:08:42,060 --> 00:08:43,979 There's nothing you can do till tonight? 137 00:08:44,354 --> 00:08:49,192 Not really. Besides, I have a previous conference with a couple of pros. 138 00:08:50,944 --> 00:08:52,487 Right, Higgins? 139 00:08:59,995 --> 00:09:03,081 Hey, blondie, throw that thing to me, will you, babes? 140 00:09:03,164 --> 00:09:05,208 Come on. 141 00:09:08,461 --> 00:09:10,751 Hey. Hey, Steve. 142 00:09:10,839 --> 00:09:13,591 Tell the truth. You like girls? 143 00:09:13,717 --> 00:09:14,968 Of course I like girls. 144 00:09:15,051 --> 00:09:16,761 Well, why don't you come over and look? 145 00:09:16,845 --> 00:09:19,139 Because I've got reports to fill out. 146 00:09:19,264 --> 00:09:20,640 Reports? 147 00:09:20,724 --> 00:09:23,643 What is the family coming to? 148 00:09:23,852 --> 00:09:27,313 Your father and I, may his soul rest in peace, 149 00:09:27,397 --> 00:09:29,315 we never made no reports. 150 00:09:29,399 --> 00:09:32,694 Mr. DiGiorgio, if you'd done a little paperwork, we wouldn't be here now. 151 00:09:32,819 --> 00:09:35,196 I--I--I don't believe you. 152 00:09:35,363 --> 00:09:40,035 You couldn't pull a simple ABC job like snatching a pooch. 153 00:09:41,619 --> 00:09:43,997 You know, once, your father and I, 154 00:09:44,080 --> 00:09:45,707 you know what we had to do? 155 00:09:45,790 --> 00:09:49,753 J. Edgar Hoover had this stoolie with 20 agents surrounding him. 156 00:09:49,878 --> 00:09:51,546 You know what we did? 157 00:09:51,629 --> 00:09:54,340 We grabbed an armored truck with a turret gun. 158 00:09:54,632 --> 00:09:56,509 A turret gun! 159 00:09:56,718 --> 00:09:59,054 And we blew our way in! 160 00:09:59,262 --> 00:10:00,847 Things aren't done like that anymore. 161 00:10:00,972 --> 00:10:03,475 We use finesse, not brute force. 162 00:10:03,600 --> 00:10:07,312 Finesse? What do you think you are, Steve? 163 00:10:07,479 --> 00:10:10,106 You think you're still captain of that Harvard chess team? 164 00:10:10,190 --> 00:10:12,859 - Yale. - Yale, Harvard. 165 00:10:12,942 --> 00:10:15,153 Mr. DiGiorgio, with all due respect, 166 00:10:15,236 --> 00:10:18,990 we don't need an old mustache telling us how to do our jobs. 167 00:10:19,157 --> 00:10:23,411 Maybe not, baby. But you need somebody to tell you somethin'. 168 00:10:23,703 --> 00:10:26,039 Steve, I got everything. 169 00:10:26,247 --> 00:10:27,791 All right. Real good. 170 00:10:27,999 --> 00:10:30,543 Mr. DiGiorgio, we get your dog tonight. 171 00:10:30,794 --> 00:10:33,546 You're gonna dress up like two Good Humor men 172 00:10:33,671 --> 00:10:38,051 and go in there and bribe the night watchman with a popsicle? 173 00:10:39,594 --> 00:10:41,346 Something like that. 174 00:10:43,556 --> 00:10:46,559 - The Department of Health? - Uh, yes, that's right. 175 00:10:46,643 --> 00:10:48,978 Uh, I'm sorry about the strange hour. Thank you. 176 00:10:49,062 --> 00:10:51,523 But the outbreak was only recently discovered 177 00:10:51,606 --> 00:10:54,192 When two gerbils escaped from a cargo hold 178 00:10:54,400 --> 00:10:56,361 and attacked the crew while they were tying up to a dock. 179 00:10:56,444 --> 00:10:57,278 What? 180 00:10:57,445 --> 00:10:59,656 It's just a little joke. 181 00:10:59,739 --> 00:11:02,075 But, uh, actually, I have to check all animals 182 00:11:02,158 --> 00:11:04,536 that have entered quarantine in the last 24 hours. 183 00:11:04,619 --> 00:11:07,705 You see, two dogs from Hong Kong have contracted a rare 184 00:11:07,747 --> 00:11:10,250 and highly contagious disease. 185 00:11:10,333 --> 00:11:13,419 And it usually affects cattle, and since these are sheepdogs, 186 00:11:13,503 --> 00:11:17,132 I think you can see how dangerous this could be. 187 00:11:17,340 --> 00:11:19,342 If it ain't one thing, it's another. 188 00:11:19,551 --> 00:11:22,470 First, the State, uh, 189 00:11:22,595 --> 00:11:26,182 Quarantine Board pulling a surprise check and now you. 190 00:11:27,267 --> 00:11:29,269 The State Quarantine Board? 191 00:11:29,352 --> 00:11:31,604 Got here just before you did. 192 00:11:31,688 --> 00:11:33,815 Thirty years on the job. 193 00:11:33,898 --> 00:11:37,277 I never had this kind of activity on my shift. 194 00:11:37,485 --> 00:11:40,196 - A-Are they still in there? - Yeah. 195 00:11:41,197 --> 00:11:44,909 Matter of fact, uh, you may have to wait until they've finished up. 196 00:11:47,871 --> 00:11:49,330 Come on. Get him out. He's just a dog. 197 00:11:49,414 --> 00:11:50,748 I'm tryin'! I'm tryin'! 198 00:11:50,832 --> 00:11:51,849 Hi, guys. 199 00:11:53,459 --> 00:11:55,587 Oh, uh, we're the State Quarantine Board. 200 00:11:55,712 --> 00:11:58,173 This dog happens to be infected with a type of, uh, flea 201 00:11:58,381 --> 00:11:59,841 that carries bubonic plague. 202 00:12:00,049 --> 00:12:02,510 - We're gonna have to isolate him. - With a syringe? 203 00:12:02,677 --> 00:12:03,845 Call the police. 204 00:12:07,390 --> 00:12:08,391 Hold it! 205 00:12:31,347 --> 00:12:32,749 Nothing. 206 00:12:33,333 --> 00:12:34,667 Absolutely nothing. 207 00:12:34,751 --> 00:12:36,711 Wait a minute. What's that? 208 00:12:36,961 --> 00:12:38,338 His lunch. 209 00:12:42,050 --> 00:12:45,261 There's nothing surgically implanted under the skin, 210 00:12:45,386 --> 00:12:47,972 nothing in his teeth, nothing in the collar. 211 00:12:48,056 --> 00:12:50,433 If that dog is worth something, 212 00:12:50,683 --> 00:12:53,311 it has to be intrinsic to the dog itself. 213 00:12:54,354 --> 00:12:56,731 Well, maybe he has some kind of peculiar talent. 214 00:12:56,814 --> 00:12:58,775 Such as what? Lifting his leg? 215 00:12:58,858 --> 00:13:02,195 Police do train dogs to sniff out explosives or drugs. 216 00:13:02,445 --> 00:13:04,989 Those are highly trained, extremely intelligent breeds -- 217 00:13:05,073 --> 00:13:07,784 dogs such as Apollo and Zeus, not mongrels. 218 00:13:07,867 --> 00:13:11,162 Well, I will have you know that that mongrel stuck with me last night, 219 00:13:11,287 --> 00:13:13,248 which is more than those two would ever do. 220 00:13:14,749 --> 00:13:16,542 I rest my case. 221 00:13:19,629 --> 00:13:20,964 Identify yourself. 222 00:13:21,589 --> 00:13:22,799 Do what? 223 00:13:23,216 --> 00:13:24,425 T.C., shag it. 224 00:13:24,676 --> 00:13:28,137 - Shag it? - Yeah. Security password. 225 00:13:28,462 --> 00:13:31,715 Magnum, you're committing a breach of security. You can't do this. 226 00:13:31,975 --> 00:13:34,060 I don't know what you're up to, Magnum, but whatever it is, 227 00:13:34,143 --> 00:13:36,271 it's not going to work. Not this time. 228 00:13:36,354 --> 00:13:38,398 - Wanna bet? - Yes. Whatever it is you want. 229 00:13:38,439 --> 00:13:41,401 The car for a month, the tennis courts for a year, the wine cellar. 230 00:13:41,484 --> 00:13:45,571 Whatever it is, it's still not going to work. 231 00:13:45,772 --> 00:13:47,657 There are times when one human being 232 00:13:47,740 --> 00:13:50,118 really shouldn't take advantage of another, 233 00:13:50,743 --> 00:13:52,453 but this wasn't one of them. 234 00:13:58,751 --> 00:14:01,170 Look, why can't we build it here? 235 00:14:01,226 --> 00:14:03,965 The area's obviously being used by people coming from the main house 236 00:14:04,090 --> 00:14:05,591 down to the tennis courts. 237 00:14:05,675 --> 00:14:08,177 The dog can't make contact with more than two or three people. 238 00:14:08,261 --> 00:14:09,929 Well, that's gonna be impossible. 239 00:14:10,013 --> 00:14:13,182 People roam around here like it was the Honolulu International-- 240 00:14:13,266 --> 00:14:14,892 I didn't make up the rules. 241 00:14:17,895 --> 00:14:20,606 All right, men. Put it wherever she wants it. 242 00:14:23,192 --> 00:14:25,945 Stop. Whatever you're doing, stop it. 243 00:14:26,154 --> 00:14:28,656 - Hi, Higgins. - Don't "Hi, Higgins" me. 244 00:14:28,823 --> 00:14:30,908 Just get you and your juvenile delinquents out of here. 245 00:14:30,992 --> 00:14:32,452 Juvenile delinquents? 246 00:14:32,535 --> 00:14:34,704 Man, those are some of the best athletes on my team. 247 00:14:34,787 --> 00:14:36,748 And now I'm teaching them how to work for a living. 248 00:14:36,914 --> 00:14:40,251 Now, those skilled laborers are gonna earn $200 building the run. 249 00:14:40,293 --> 00:14:41,252 Run? 250 00:14:41,336 --> 00:14:43,629 You must be Higgins. I'm Sharon Carnes, 251 00:14:43,838 --> 00:14:45,590 State Board of Agriculture and Animal Regulations. 252 00:14:45,673 --> 00:14:46,966 How do you do? What run? 253 00:14:47,300 --> 00:14:49,594 - Dog run. - "Dog run"? 254 00:14:49,833 --> 00:14:51,054 Yeah. 255 00:14:51,262 --> 00:14:52,555 Hi, Sharon. How you doing? 256 00:14:52,638 --> 00:14:54,057 - Hi, Thomas. - Hi, guys. 257 00:14:54,265 --> 00:14:56,184 Magnum, you didn't mention a tidal pool. 258 00:14:56,267 --> 00:14:59,312 Naturally, you'll have to make sure Sir Algernon Farnsworth 259 00:14:59,395 --> 00:15:00,688 does not enter the ocean. 260 00:15:00,855 --> 00:15:04,108 - Naturally. - No. Oh, no. 261 00:15:04,233 --> 00:15:06,402 - Excuse me. - I told you not to bet. 262 00:15:06,444 --> 00:15:07,570 Sure. 263 00:15:07,653 --> 00:15:10,531 It doesn't matter. That animal cannot stay here. 264 00:15:11,783 --> 00:15:14,619 T.C., build it wherever she wants. 265 00:15:14,952 --> 00:15:16,454 Right on. 266 00:15:20,249 --> 00:15:22,585 - Higgins. - No. 267 00:15:22,752 --> 00:15:25,088 No, no, no! 268 00:15:25,129 --> 00:15:28,007 Look, I cannot protect a dog that is 20 miles away 269 00:15:28,049 --> 00:15:30,134 in a kennel with poor security. 270 00:15:30,885 --> 00:15:32,762 How did you manage to arrange this, Magnum? 271 00:15:32,804 --> 00:15:34,555 Hawaii has very strict quarantine laws. 272 00:15:34,639 --> 00:15:37,141 It wasn't easy. Mrs. Marston had to pull a lot of strings. 273 00:15:37,183 --> 00:15:39,727 Now, all we have to do is make a few concessions 274 00:15:39,811 --> 00:15:41,354 and abide by the rules. 275 00:15:41,562 --> 00:15:44,440 No, we don't, since that dog is not going to stay here. 276 00:15:44,524 --> 00:15:49,237 Okay. Mrs. Marston went through a lot of trouble to arrange this, 277 00:15:49,320 --> 00:15:53,408 but I guess she'll understand when you explain it to her. 278 00:15:58,830 --> 00:16:00,540 - How long? - A year. 279 00:16:01,124 --> 00:16:04,877 A year? The quarantine period is only four months. 280 00:16:04,961 --> 00:16:07,171 Oh, Algie'll only be here a week or so 281 00:16:07,255 --> 00:16:09,465 till I track down whoever's after him. 282 00:16:09,590 --> 00:16:13,177 But I want the tennis courts for a year. 283 00:16:14,262 --> 00:16:17,974 That was one of the bets you offered, wasn't it? 284 00:16:19,381 --> 00:16:20,977 Don't feel sorry for Higgins. 285 00:16:21,060 --> 00:16:22,937 He never totally loses. 286 00:16:23,354 --> 00:16:26,190 When Sharon and I left to get Sir Farnsworth at the kennel, 287 00:16:26,266 --> 00:16:28,609 the Ferrari had mysteriously disappeared. 288 00:16:28,734 --> 00:16:32,029 So I took the Jimmy and wondered what could go wrong next. 289 00:16:32,738 --> 00:16:35,533 I really think this is the wrong way to go about this. 290 00:16:35,700 --> 00:16:37,326 Look, we're not taking a vote. 291 00:16:37,702 --> 00:16:40,580 Now, you guys, you're gonna go in and get my dog. 292 00:16:40,705 --> 00:16:43,458 Real simple, real fast. In and out. 293 00:16:43,541 --> 00:16:46,127 Anybody gets in your way -- bing, bang, boom. 294 00:16:46,210 --> 00:16:47,879 It's broad daylight. 295 00:16:48,004 --> 00:16:51,674 The middle of the night didn't exactly work like a charm. 296 00:16:51,883 --> 00:16:55,344 Now, believe me, no one will be ready for you guys 297 00:16:55,428 --> 00:16:58,389 walking through that front door at noon. 298 00:16:58,514 --> 00:17:02,518 That's how your old man and I hit the City National. 299 00:17:02,727 --> 00:17:04,520 What do you think put you through Harvard? 300 00:17:04,604 --> 00:17:06,551 - Yale. - Yale. 301 00:17:06,704 --> 00:17:08,706 Hey, that's your dog. 302 00:17:09,275 --> 00:17:11,027 Please keep him on a shorter leash. 303 00:17:11,110 --> 00:17:12,778 Sharon, are you afraid of this dog? 304 00:17:12,862 --> 00:17:14,113 I'm not "cynophobic." 305 00:17:14,197 --> 00:17:15,865 I just don't like animals sniffing at me. 306 00:17:15,907 --> 00:17:18,284 Cynophobic? 307 00:17:18,576 --> 00:17:21,954 - Who's the guy and the dame? - That's the--the guy from last night. 308 00:17:22,580 --> 00:17:24,957 Sharon, if you're afraid of the dog, just say so. 309 00:17:25,041 --> 00:17:26,584 I'm not afraid of the dog. 310 00:17:28,085 --> 00:17:29,921 That would be silly, wouldn't it? 311 00:17:30,004 --> 00:17:32,798 I mean, to put a dog in custody of someone afraid of it. 312 00:17:32,882 --> 00:17:34,717 No. If you're afraid, you're afraid. 313 00:17:34,800 --> 00:17:36,802 There's nothing to be ashamed of. 314 00:17:36,886 --> 00:17:38,971 - But I'm not afraid. - Okay. 315 00:17:39,096 --> 00:17:40,598 You're not afraid. 316 00:17:44,310 --> 00:17:45,937 Up. Up. 317 00:17:46,437 --> 00:17:49,315 Hey, they're making it easy for us. 318 00:17:49,565 --> 00:17:51,901 We'll take the dog on the road. 319 00:17:52,026 --> 00:17:54,570 On the road? We don't even have a plan. 320 00:17:54,695 --> 00:17:58,074 We don't need a plan. We got this. 321 00:18:00,993 --> 00:18:03,204 Come on, Algie. 322 00:18:17,468 --> 00:18:18,803 Move it! 323 00:18:24,892 --> 00:18:26,686 Sir Farnsworth, come here. 324 00:18:26,894 --> 00:18:30,206 Sir Farnsworth. Come here. 325 00:18:31,315 --> 00:18:33,067 Come here. Stay. 326 00:18:43,536 --> 00:18:44,495 Damn. 327 00:18:44,954 --> 00:18:46,247 What? 328 00:18:46,872 --> 00:18:48,249 Oh, nothing. 329 00:18:48,916 --> 00:18:50,918 How you doing, Sir Farnsworth? 330 00:18:59,010 --> 00:19:01,554 - Why are we stopping? - We need gas. 331 00:19:02,388 --> 00:19:06,017 - The tank's full. - Uh, the gauge sticks. 332 00:19:14,609 --> 00:19:17,612 I'll be right back. You just tell the attendant to fill it up. 333 00:19:17,862 --> 00:19:20,114 And don't leave Algie. 334 00:19:42,511 --> 00:19:44,805 - Hello. Island Hoppers. - T.C., it's Magnum. 335 00:19:44,930 --> 00:19:47,808 Aha! Hey, Thomas. My kids got their $200, 336 00:19:47,892 --> 00:19:51,187 but I'm still short $163.59. 337 00:19:51,479 --> 00:19:54,315 Yeah, look, when I get paid by Mrs. Marston, you'll get paid. 338 00:19:54,398 --> 00:19:57,109 I'm at a gas station about five miles north of Chinaman's Hat 339 00:19:57,151 --> 00:19:58,361 on my way to Robin's. 340 00:19:58,444 --> 00:19:59,570 How long would it take you to get here? 341 00:19:59,779 --> 00:20:02,490 Twenty minutes if I wanted to, which I don't. 342 00:20:02,573 --> 00:20:05,868 That is unless you got my $163.59. 343 00:20:05,951 --> 00:20:10,039 Look, T.C., I think I'm being followed by a black sedan with rental plates. 344 00:20:10,206 --> 00:20:12,500 Then why don't you hire a real private investigator? 345 00:20:12,583 --> 00:20:14,418 Or better yet, why don't you call the cops? 346 00:20:14,543 --> 00:20:18,339 And tell them what? I'm being followed by three guys who are after a dog? 347 00:20:18,422 --> 00:20:19,882 I gotta let them make a move first. 348 00:20:20,049 --> 00:20:22,301 I'd just like to know I had a little high cover. 349 00:20:22,718 --> 00:20:24,970 Oh, yeah? And who's gonna pay for this high cover? 350 00:20:26,263 --> 00:20:29,266 Excuse me, miss. My name's Reardan. I'm with 5-O. 351 00:20:29,517 --> 00:20:32,645 If you could step right over to our surveillance unit and bring the dog along. 352 00:20:33,437 --> 00:20:34,772 5-O? 353 00:20:34,939 --> 00:20:37,733 We were informed that someone's been trying to kidnap Sir Farnsworth-- 354 00:20:38,818 --> 00:20:41,445 Well, we've been assigned as an undercover escort. 355 00:20:42,905 --> 00:20:45,491 Oh. Uh, would you mind bringing the dog along, please? 356 00:20:45,700 --> 00:20:47,034 Me? 357 00:20:47,243 --> 00:20:49,620 Uh, Magnum will be back in a minute. 358 00:20:49,787 --> 00:20:50,871 He'll do it. 359 00:20:50,913 --> 00:20:52,289 What the hell's going on here? Let's go. 360 00:20:52,498 --> 00:20:55,292 - Well, you get the dog. - I'll get that stinkin' dog. 361 00:20:55,334 --> 00:20:56,877 - Magnum! - Come on, you lousy-- 362 00:20:57,044 --> 00:20:58,921 - Magnum! - Just put it on my bill, okay? 363 00:20:59,004 --> 00:21:02,007 - No, I can't. 'Cause I ain't comin'. - Magnum, help! 364 00:21:02,842 --> 00:21:04,009 Thomas? 365 00:21:04,218 --> 00:21:06,595 - Come on! Hurry up, will ya? - Excuse me. 366 00:21:06,721 --> 00:21:08,764 Come here, you lousy mutt. 367 00:21:08,990 --> 00:21:10,474 Hey. Hey. What the hell? 368 00:21:10,599 --> 00:21:12,329 What are you doing? Hey, who-- 369 00:21:15,938 --> 00:21:17,857 I can't believe this! 370 00:21:32,496 --> 00:21:35,082 Come on! Come on, you lollipops! 371 00:21:46,510 --> 00:21:49,180 What's going on? They're the ones after Algie. 372 00:21:49,472 --> 00:21:51,557 They said they were from 5-O. 373 00:21:51,640 --> 00:21:54,226 - And you believed 'em? - Why not? 374 00:21:54,435 --> 00:21:56,604 You didn't give them a chance to say anything. 375 00:21:56,979 --> 00:21:57,938 Right. 376 00:21:58,147 --> 00:21:59,857 College boys! 377 00:22:00,065 --> 00:22:02,359 Now this old mustache, as you put it, 378 00:22:02,443 --> 00:22:04,195 is gonna show you how it's done. 379 00:22:11,368 --> 00:22:15,080 If you guys had used that piece back there, 380 00:22:15,164 --> 00:22:17,750 we'd be making tracks with that dog right now. 381 00:22:17,833 --> 00:22:20,336 And we'd have a dozen witnesses to I.D. us afterwards. 382 00:22:22,463 --> 00:22:25,007 Well, there ain't gonna be no witnesses now. 383 00:22:25,090 --> 00:22:27,092 So be a good boy 384 00:22:27,384 --> 00:22:31,096 and pull that piece and get ready to use it. 385 00:22:51,200 --> 00:22:53,869 Whoever he is, he's one hell of a driver. 386 00:22:54,078 --> 00:22:55,788 Why doesn't that make me feel better? 387 00:22:55,871 --> 00:22:57,790 Oh, don't worry. He can't keep it up. 388 00:23:05,130 --> 00:23:06,507 Now where's he going? 389 00:23:06,715 --> 00:23:08,592 Hang on. I'm gonna lose him. 390 00:23:36,662 --> 00:23:40,124 - You can't go in there. - Yeah? Well, who's gonna stop me? 391 00:23:44,420 --> 00:23:46,338 Look out. 392 00:23:48,465 --> 00:23:49,884 That guy's crazy. 393 00:23:50,426 --> 00:23:51,844 He's crazy? 394 00:23:59,351 --> 00:24:01,395 Well, he'll never follow us in here. 395 00:24:03,856 --> 00:24:06,233 Yeah. We'll be okay now. 396 00:24:07,484 --> 00:24:10,237 If we ever find our way out of here. 397 00:24:10,779 --> 00:24:14,116 I'm gonna get that mutt if it's the last thing I do. 398 00:24:28,839 --> 00:24:30,507 You're not stopping? 399 00:24:30,591 --> 00:24:33,010 I-I've got to. We're out of gas. 400 00:24:33,218 --> 00:24:36,430 And I thought you were lying about the needle being stuck and needing gas. 401 00:24:36,597 --> 00:24:39,058 I was lying about the needle being stuck and needing gas, 402 00:24:39,099 --> 00:24:40,809 but they must have shot holes in the tank. 403 00:24:48,359 --> 00:24:50,027 - Magnum, be-- - Shh. 404 00:24:53,948 --> 00:24:55,282 They're stuck. 405 00:25:00,496 --> 00:25:01,705 Damn it. 406 00:25:06,502 --> 00:25:09,713 I can't even get out. Turn the motor off. 407 00:25:11,006 --> 00:25:12,841 Dummy! 408 00:25:20,808 --> 00:25:23,894 - I'm sorry. Really. - That's okay, Sharon. 409 00:25:24,261 --> 00:25:26,897 You've just gotta learn to trust people. That's all. Right, Algie? 410 00:25:35,948 --> 00:25:38,617 Hey. Shh. 411 00:25:38,867 --> 00:25:42,663 They're stuck too. Come on! 412 00:25:42,913 --> 00:25:45,207 My luck is still with me. 413 00:26:24,079 --> 00:26:26,373 You son of a gun! 414 00:26:26,457 --> 00:26:29,668 On the bull's-eye! We got the gas tank! 415 00:26:29,752 --> 00:26:32,171 Come on. Come on. Let's go. 416 00:26:32,296 --> 00:26:35,090 - There's not much more road. - Who cares about the road? 417 00:26:35,174 --> 00:26:38,427 What are we gonna do here? Set up a picnic basket? 418 00:26:38,510 --> 00:26:41,096 Come on! Move it, will ya? Move it! 419 00:26:41,180 --> 00:26:42,639 Hold it, hold it, hold it. 420 00:26:50,314 --> 00:26:52,608 You all right? 421 00:26:52,733 --> 00:26:54,318 - Here. - Yes. 422 00:26:54,568 --> 00:26:57,362 - Well, let's see. - No, I-- I'm fine. 423 00:27:26,414 --> 00:27:27,559 Hi, guys. 424 00:27:28,977 --> 00:27:32,314 You're trespassing. I've got the right to shoot trespassers. 425 00:27:32,523 --> 00:27:34,608 - Isn't that right, Manu? - I just give it to you. 426 00:27:34,691 --> 00:27:37,402 We're not trespassing. We're being chased. 427 00:27:37,611 --> 00:27:38,737 Chased? 428 00:27:39,863 --> 00:27:42,449 Yes. Uh, besides, uh, 429 00:27:42,525 --> 00:27:44,701 the banana plantations reverted back to the government 430 00:27:44,785 --> 00:27:46,120 when the leases ran out. 431 00:27:46,203 --> 00:27:47,996 So we can't be trespassing. 432 00:27:48,080 --> 00:27:49,748 Uh, especially since I work for the people-- 433 00:27:49,832 --> 00:27:50,624 Me. 434 00:27:50,833 --> 00:27:53,919 Uh, she's working for me. We got a couple guys from 5-O on our tail. 435 00:27:54,002 --> 00:27:55,504 I thought you said they weren't from 5-O. 436 00:27:55,587 --> 00:27:56,880 Well, not all of them. 437 00:27:56,964 --> 00:27:58,882 The Justice Department always sends a couple of local cops 438 00:27:58,966 --> 00:28:00,217 with one of their federal agents. 439 00:28:00,384 --> 00:28:01,552 You got the feds after you? 440 00:28:01,677 --> 00:28:02,427 - No. - Yes. 441 00:28:02,636 --> 00:28:04,513 We came up here in a pickup truck with a load of seedlings. 442 00:28:04,721 --> 00:28:07,224 We were looking for a place to find our patch when they jumped us. 443 00:28:07,266 --> 00:28:08,267 Seedlings? 444 00:28:08,334 --> 00:28:11,129 We didn't realize that you guys were already up here. I'm sorry. 445 00:28:11,478 --> 00:28:12,813 Oh, that's okay. 446 00:28:12,921 --> 00:28:14,410 How far is the highway from here, brah? 447 00:28:14,521 --> 00:28:15,941 - Tom! - About a mile down. 448 00:28:16,066 --> 00:28:18,694 - Oh, good. What? - This is cannabis. Grass! 449 00:28:18,777 --> 00:28:20,362 Yes. Yes, I know it is. 450 00:28:20,445 --> 00:28:23,323 Uh, your stuff looks much healthier than ours anyway. 451 00:28:23,365 --> 00:28:25,075 Oh, you should try Hapuna buzz, brah. 452 00:28:25,117 --> 00:28:27,327 Hey, right. That's good stuff. 453 00:28:27,786 --> 00:28:29,621 Let's go. Let's go. 454 00:28:32,372 --> 00:28:34,293 Come on, college boys. 455 00:28:34,334 --> 00:28:36,920 You're moving like you're older than I am, for crying out loud. 456 00:28:37,045 --> 00:28:38,630 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 457 00:28:44,595 --> 00:28:47,055 Lost, man? 458 00:28:49,954 --> 00:28:51,135 Oh, come on. 459 00:28:51,226 --> 00:28:54,146 Just a minute. I want to try and get a fix on exactly where we are 460 00:28:54,271 --> 00:28:56,648 so I can let 'em know about their little patch. 461 00:28:57,983 --> 00:28:59,651 Let's go. 462 00:28:59,818 --> 00:29:01,069 All right. 463 00:29:03,989 --> 00:29:05,449 Who the hell are they? 464 00:29:05,991 --> 00:29:07,910 They gotta be moonshiners. 465 00:29:07,993 --> 00:29:10,621 There's gotta be a still around here somewhere. 466 00:29:10,704 --> 00:29:13,790 They're growing grass. We've stumbled into their patch. 467 00:29:13,832 --> 00:29:15,042 Grass? 468 00:29:15,125 --> 00:29:18,629 Why would anybody be growing grass in a banana patch? 469 00:29:19,880 --> 00:29:21,256 I got it in the leg. 470 00:29:23,967 --> 00:29:25,969 Come on, come on! We can't stay here. 471 00:29:26,094 --> 00:29:27,804 For once, you're right. 472 00:29:27,830 --> 00:29:30,057 Listen, give me his piece, 473 00:29:30,182 --> 00:29:33,518 get your fraternity brother out of here, and I'll cover. 474 00:29:50,327 --> 00:29:51,578 Come on. 475 00:30:09,179 --> 00:30:10,681 Come on, Algie. 476 00:30:37,291 --> 00:30:39,293 Just rest a minute to catch my breath. 477 00:30:39,376 --> 00:30:41,003 Okay. 478 00:30:41,211 --> 00:30:44,589 Oh, man. I've never seen anything like this guy. He's nuts. 479 00:30:44,673 --> 00:30:47,050 - The guy's crazy. - He thinks he's Al Capone. 480 00:31:09,072 --> 00:31:11,867 It's okay, fella. Nobody's gonna hurt you. 481 00:31:12,934 --> 00:31:14,995 You really think he understands you when you say that? 482 00:31:15,078 --> 00:31:16,330 Well, sure. 483 00:31:16,496 --> 00:31:19,207 Maybe not every word, but he senses my meaning. 484 00:31:19,291 --> 00:31:23,003 That's nonsense. Dogs are strictly stimuli-motivated. 485 00:31:23,420 --> 00:31:25,714 You slap him, he's punished. 486 00:31:25,881 --> 00:31:27,299 You pet him, he's rewarded. 487 00:31:27,382 --> 00:31:30,260 He--He can't understand words like "No one's gonna hurt you, boy." 488 00:31:30,344 --> 00:31:31,887 Oh, look, just 'cause you're afraid of dogs-- 489 00:31:31,970 --> 00:31:34,014 I'm not afraid of dogs. 490 00:31:40,520 --> 00:31:43,440 - I'm sorry. - No, it's all right. 491 00:31:45,067 --> 00:31:49,404 It's just that I'm confused, tired, scared, and I-- 492 00:31:49,529 --> 00:31:50,822 And? 493 00:31:53,742 --> 00:31:55,827 And afraid of dogs. 494 00:31:57,746 --> 00:32:00,457 Algie and I kind of had that figured out. 495 00:32:02,167 --> 00:32:04,252 It's nothin' to be ashamed of. 496 00:32:14,478 --> 00:32:16,264 - How you doin'? - All right. I'm all right. 497 00:32:16,348 --> 00:32:17,724 What do you think? 498 00:32:17,933 --> 00:32:19,684 They gotta be there. 499 00:32:26,274 --> 00:32:28,819 After I got my master's in marine biology, 500 00:32:28,944 --> 00:32:32,072 I came to Hawaii looking for a job working with marine mammals. 501 00:32:32,322 --> 00:32:34,825 Whales, dolphins, seals. 502 00:32:35,700 --> 00:32:37,619 But they don't start you out there. 503 00:32:37,744 --> 00:32:41,164 You have to put in a year or so working with... dogs, 504 00:32:41,248 --> 00:32:43,125 cats, birds, 505 00:32:43,333 --> 00:32:46,211 until there's an opening in the marine maintenance section. 506 00:32:46,920 --> 00:32:50,382 If they knew that I was afraid of dogs, they'd let me go. 507 00:32:51,049 --> 00:32:53,718 And you wouldn't have a chance to save the whales. 508 00:32:54,761 --> 00:32:57,139 - Mm-hmm. - Well, don't worry. 509 00:32:57,389 --> 00:32:59,766 Your secret's safe with us. Right, Algie? 510 00:33:01,935 --> 00:33:03,228 Thanks, Algie. 511 00:33:09,276 --> 00:33:11,278 Come on, Algie. We've got company. 512 00:33:11,361 --> 00:33:13,280 Come on, Algie. Come on! 513 00:33:28,003 --> 00:33:30,338 Get Algie, will ya? And stay there. 514 00:33:47,689 --> 00:33:48,940 Come on. 515 00:33:50,150 --> 00:33:52,611 Hold it. Hold it. 516 00:33:52,777 --> 00:33:54,196 What? What now? 517 00:33:55,113 --> 00:33:56,865 I gotta reload. 518 00:33:57,491 --> 00:34:00,202 Here. Do I have to do everything? 519 00:34:00,285 --> 00:34:02,579 Will you earn your living? Load 'em up! 520 00:34:02,662 --> 00:34:05,290 Listen to me. Either we go in there and get that dog, 521 00:34:05,373 --> 00:34:07,000 or we get the hell out of here. 522 00:34:07,083 --> 00:34:09,169 Relax, will ya? 523 00:34:09,294 --> 00:34:12,047 Look, we're--we're in the middle of nowhere. 524 00:34:12,172 --> 00:34:14,007 They got nowhere to go 525 00:34:14,090 --> 00:34:16,551 but the ocean and the sharks. 526 00:34:16,968 --> 00:34:18,970 Now we can make a plan. 527 00:34:19,054 --> 00:34:20,639 Now you want to make a plan. 528 00:34:20,948 --> 00:34:22,324 And my leg's still bleeding. 529 00:34:22,390 --> 00:34:24,643 A little buckshot never hurt anybody. 530 00:34:24,809 --> 00:34:28,063 Hey, you want to hear about blood? 1934, your father and I-- 531 00:34:28,104 --> 00:34:31,358 No more! No more stories about the old days, huh? 532 00:34:31,441 --> 00:34:35,111 All right! All right! Give me my piece. 533 00:34:37,614 --> 00:34:41,201 Now we're gonna go down that pier and get that rotten dog, 534 00:34:41,409 --> 00:34:45,622 even if we have to blast those two out of that shack! 535 00:34:45,747 --> 00:34:47,749 - You got it? - I got it. 536 00:34:47,958 --> 00:34:49,251 You gonna be able to make it? 537 00:34:49,334 --> 00:34:51,795 Yeah. It's just a flesh wound. I'll be okay. 538 00:34:52,003 --> 00:34:53,588 Aha! 539 00:34:53,672 --> 00:34:57,842 You see? Looks like the college kid grew up. 540 00:34:57,926 --> 00:34:59,427 Let's go. 541 00:35:52,981 --> 00:35:55,108 Shoot. 542 00:36:31,770 --> 00:36:34,147 Mitch, go around the back! 543 00:36:35,482 --> 00:36:36,650 Come on! 544 00:36:53,620 --> 00:36:54,717 Shh. 545 00:37:12,894 --> 00:37:14,229 Shh! Shh! 546 00:37:18,031 --> 00:37:21,993 Look, whoever you are, all I want is my dog! 547 00:37:22,112 --> 00:37:23,113 Your dog? 548 00:37:23,321 --> 00:37:25,281 He was stolen from me, 549 00:37:25,573 --> 00:37:28,076 his rightful and legal owner. 550 00:37:28,284 --> 00:37:29,411 Now what do you say? 551 00:37:30,286 --> 00:37:33,373 Look, you got nowhere to go. You're trapped. 552 00:37:33,832 --> 00:37:35,500 I'll make a deal. 553 00:37:36,543 --> 00:37:38,920 You two for my dog. 554 00:37:40,839 --> 00:37:42,882 I ain't got all day. 555 00:38:21,588 --> 00:38:23,339 Man, I don't believe it. 556 00:38:54,370 --> 00:38:56,164 Come on, Algie. Come on. Go on. 557 00:38:56,264 --> 00:38:58,124 - Come on, Algie. - Algie. 558 00:39:01,211 --> 00:39:03,171 - Go. Go. - Hey, Algie. 559 00:39:03,254 --> 00:39:05,340 Algie, I got ya. Come on. 560 00:39:05,423 --> 00:39:07,133 - That's it. - Good boy. 561 00:39:33,243 --> 00:39:35,286 Man, some things never change. 562 00:39:45,046 --> 00:39:47,674 - Who's gonna pay for that? - Just put it on my bill. 563 00:39:52,220 --> 00:39:54,889 I don't believe it! 564 00:39:55,223 --> 00:39:56,850 See what I mean? 565 00:39:57,058 --> 00:40:00,144 It's not that easy to get that damn dog. 566 00:40:10,363 --> 00:40:13,408 Enough. Enough. The entire episode is absurd. 567 00:40:13,491 --> 00:40:15,410 Yeah, you got that right. 568 00:40:15,493 --> 00:40:16,953 But true, right, T.C.? 569 00:40:17,036 --> 00:40:21,124 Oh, yeah. Sure is. And I got 450 bucks' worth of bullet holes 570 00:40:21,207 --> 00:40:22,542 in my bird to prove it. 571 00:40:22,625 --> 00:40:24,586 Well, I don't believe you -- either of you. 572 00:40:24,711 --> 00:40:26,087 And neither will Mr. Masters 573 00:40:26,170 --> 00:40:29,007 when I tell him you lost his favorite pickup truck in a banana field. 574 00:40:29,132 --> 00:40:31,134 No, no. It ain't lost. I spotted it. 575 00:40:31,175 --> 00:40:32,594 See, that's how I found him. 576 00:40:32,677 --> 00:40:34,470 You see, I was in my bird, and then I was-- 577 00:40:34,554 --> 00:40:35,930 Please, not again. 578 00:40:36,014 --> 00:40:39,267 Higgins, we couldn't possibly have even invented this story. 579 00:40:39,350 --> 00:40:43,313 And besides, it all started with your friend Mrs. Marston, remember? 580 00:40:48,192 --> 00:40:51,905 Assuming that you are telling the truth -- and it's a huge assumption -- 581 00:40:52,030 --> 00:40:54,699 what could possibly make this dog worth all that trouble? 582 00:40:54,782 --> 00:40:56,743 I don't know! 583 00:40:57,118 --> 00:40:58,912 But I think I have a way of finding out. 584 00:40:58,995 --> 00:41:00,705 T.C., I'm gonna call Rick. 585 00:41:00,788 --> 00:41:04,500 Mm-hmm. As long as you don't call me. 586 00:41:10,089 --> 00:41:12,675 Rick wasn't overly enthusiastic about my plan. 587 00:41:12,717 --> 00:41:14,427 He thought it had some holes in it, 588 00:41:14,510 --> 00:41:16,763 and he was afraid they would end up in him. 589 00:41:17,305 --> 00:41:18,640 I told him that was ridiculous. 590 00:41:46,751 --> 00:41:49,420 What's your problem? What are you, coconuts, or what? 591 00:41:57,303 --> 00:41:59,138 Whoa. What is this? 592 00:41:59,305 --> 00:42:01,015 Just follow that car. 593 00:42:06,020 --> 00:42:08,815 You know, uh, unless there's a black market for chlorine and skimmers, 594 00:42:08,898 --> 00:42:10,149 you're just wasting your time. 595 00:42:10,274 --> 00:42:12,860 - What were you doing on the estate? - I was reroofing the garage. 596 00:42:12,944 --> 00:42:15,405 What do you think I was doing? I was cleaning the pool. 597 00:42:15,905 --> 00:42:17,907 You don't clean tidal pools, 598 00:42:17,991 --> 00:42:19,659 and that's all they've got. 599 00:42:19,784 --> 00:42:21,452 Oh, no kidding? I-- 600 00:42:21,536 --> 00:42:23,287 I thought there was something funny. 601 00:42:23,371 --> 00:42:25,665 You'd be surprised what you find in people's filters. 602 00:42:25,748 --> 00:42:29,252 One time I found a Chicago Cubs glove, and another time I found this-- 603 00:42:29,585 --> 00:42:31,379 Yeah, right. I get your drift. 604 00:42:31,504 --> 00:42:33,214 Just keep on driving. 605 00:42:45,685 --> 00:42:49,188 $163.59 for materials, 606 00:42:49,647 --> 00:42:52,358 $450 for bullet holes, 607 00:42:52,942 --> 00:42:55,403 $200 for the trip there, 608 00:42:55,653 --> 00:42:57,697 200 more dollars for this trip. 609 00:42:57,822 --> 00:43:02,618 Man, that comes to a grand total of $1,013.59. 610 00:43:02,702 --> 00:43:04,746 And that ain't including tax. 611 00:43:06,247 --> 00:43:07,999 That's it. Take us down. 612 00:43:08,082 --> 00:43:09,667 But not close enough for them to hear. 613 00:43:09,751 --> 00:43:11,294 If I land out of hearing range, 614 00:43:11,377 --> 00:43:14,380 it'll take you 15 minutes to get there, and Rick could be in trouble by then. 615 00:43:14,464 --> 00:43:17,050 - Can you split the difference? - You got it, good buddy. 616 00:43:19,218 --> 00:43:21,637 Okay, Mr. Pool Man. 617 00:43:21,763 --> 00:43:24,057 Just pull it right up there. 618 00:43:36,027 --> 00:43:37,153 Get out. 619 00:43:38,279 --> 00:43:39,947 Come on. Get out. 620 00:43:45,244 --> 00:43:47,622 Let's go. Let's go. Move. 621 00:43:47,705 --> 00:43:49,373 Okay, okay. I'm going. 622 00:43:51,709 --> 00:43:53,544 Come on, come on. 623 00:43:53,653 --> 00:43:55,530 Steve, you get the dog? 624 00:43:55,588 --> 00:43:56,881 Victor DiGiorgio. 625 00:43:56,964 --> 00:43:58,591 I thought you died in the pen years ago. 626 00:43:58,674 --> 00:44:00,218 - Who's the mouth? - Orville. 627 00:44:00,301 --> 00:44:02,220 - Orville? - Yeah, Orville from Flatbush. 628 00:44:02,303 --> 00:44:04,222 I used to do some running for High Shoes Leibo. 629 00:44:04,388 --> 00:44:06,849 They called me Little "O." You remember, Mr. D. 630 00:44:06,933 --> 00:44:10,353 - No. Where's my dog? - He's in the back. 631 00:44:10,520 --> 00:44:12,939 - Well, did you get the number? - Not yet. 632 00:44:13,147 --> 00:44:14,774 Well, what the hell are you waiting for? 633 00:44:14,857 --> 00:44:16,734 Bring him out and check the tattoo. 634 00:44:16,901 --> 00:44:19,153 You tattooed a dog? I love it. That's great, Mr. D. 635 00:44:19,237 --> 00:44:20,988 Watch the hands! 636 00:44:21,781 --> 00:44:22,990 Bring him out! 637 00:44:23,074 --> 00:44:25,743 I'd really prefer it if you did, Mr. DiGiorgio. 638 00:44:26,077 --> 00:44:28,871 Me? Are you crazy? 639 00:44:28,955 --> 00:44:32,125 - That dog'll tear me apart. - But he's your dog. 640 00:44:32,208 --> 00:44:35,795 Look, you know that and I know that, but that dog don't know it. 641 00:44:35,878 --> 00:44:38,172 He never forgive me for leaving him 642 00:44:38,256 --> 00:44:39,966 when I got sent up. 643 00:44:40,091 --> 00:44:42,635 He holds a grudge like nobody you ever met. 644 00:44:42,718 --> 00:44:44,137 We're talking about a dog here. 645 00:44:44,220 --> 00:44:46,681 All right! He's small, but he's mean! 646 00:44:47,098 --> 00:44:49,809 And he's got a memory like a bull elephant! 647 00:44:49,976 --> 00:44:51,435 You bring him out! 648 00:44:53,729 --> 00:44:56,232 Hey, don't even look at me. I've had it with that animal. 649 00:44:56,649 --> 00:44:58,734 You. Orville. 650 00:44:58,818 --> 00:45:01,362 Call him out. Nice and easy. 651 00:45:02,488 --> 00:45:04,991 Tattooing a dog. That's great, Mr. D. 652 00:45:05,024 --> 00:45:07,569 - Come on, come on. - Come on, Orville. 653 00:45:07,827 --> 00:45:08,953 Victor DiGiorgio. 654 00:45:09,036 --> 00:45:10,580 Boy, I really remember him from Flatbush. 655 00:45:10,663 --> 00:45:12,039 - I really do. - Yeah. Mm-hmm. 656 00:45:12,123 --> 00:45:14,208 You can come out now, Algie. It's all right. 657 00:45:14,750 --> 00:45:16,085 Now, lads! 658 00:45:19,380 --> 00:45:21,257 Keep 'em off! Get 'em off! 659 00:45:21,360 --> 00:45:22,270 Hold it! 660 00:45:23,651 --> 00:45:24,969 Hold it! 661 00:45:31,642 --> 00:45:34,812 You really gotta get into condition, Orville. 662 00:45:39,192 --> 00:45:40,610 I'm too old for this. 663 00:45:47,241 --> 00:45:49,035 It's just a bunch of numbers. 664 00:45:49,118 --> 00:45:50,995 Well, hardly just a bunch of numbers. 665 00:45:51,078 --> 00:45:53,873 That tattoo is the call number to a coded Swiss bank account. 666 00:45:54,207 --> 00:45:56,459 According to the F.B.I., it contained four million dollars-- 667 00:45:56,584 --> 00:45:59,170 Mob money DiGiorgio was holding when he was sent to prison. 668 00:45:59,670 --> 00:46:02,256 And anyone with that number can just get into the account? 669 00:46:02,673 --> 00:46:04,467 Yep. No names, no signatures. 670 00:46:04,528 --> 00:46:06,719 It's a favorite of businessmen. And the mob. 671 00:46:07,220 --> 00:46:08,596 But-- 672 00:46:08,763 --> 00:46:12,808 But how did Mrs. Marston end up with a dog that belonged to a mobster? 673 00:46:13,100 --> 00:46:17,355 Well, see, after Vic was sentenced, he left the dog in the care of, uh, his girlfriend. 674 00:46:17,438 --> 00:46:20,816 She was a hairdresser. Well, he didn't tell her about the tattoo, 675 00:46:21,525 --> 00:46:23,903 but he just said don't let the dog out of her sight. 676 00:46:24,278 --> 00:46:27,114 Well, they had a little fight, see, and to spite him, 677 00:46:27,198 --> 00:46:29,158 she gave the dog away to a customer. 678 00:46:29,242 --> 00:46:30,493 Mrs. Marston. 679 00:46:31,994 --> 00:46:34,705 We're going to miss you around here, Sir Algernon. 680 00:46:34,914 --> 00:46:36,582 Algie's not leaving. 681 00:46:37,083 --> 00:46:39,961 He's not? I mean, uh, he's not? 682 00:46:40,211 --> 00:46:43,047 Getting space in the Kaleawana Kennel is very difficult. 683 00:46:43,130 --> 00:46:44,632 It sometimes takes months. 684 00:46:45,132 --> 00:46:47,510 By then, Algie's quarantine period will be over. 685 00:46:48,636 --> 00:46:51,806 Mrs. Marston thought, as long as you already have the facilities, 686 00:46:51,889 --> 00:46:53,140 well, he could stay here. 687 00:46:54,725 --> 00:46:58,229 It's either that or the animal shelter. 688 00:46:58,312 --> 00:47:01,399 And Mrs. Marston wouldn't be very happy if he went there. 689 00:47:02,817 --> 00:47:04,986 Of course, if he's too much bother-- 690 00:47:05,090 --> 00:47:07,989 Oh, Apollo and Zeus will have to make a few sacrifices, 691 00:47:08,053 --> 00:47:10,139 but I'm sure they won't mind. 692 00:47:10,199 --> 00:47:14,578 Not for someone very, very special like Sir Algernon Farnsworth. 693 00:47:16,330 --> 00:47:17,707 Would they, Higgins? 694 00:47:19,333 --> 00:47:20,793 Of course not. 695 00:47:45,276 --> 00:47:46,944 Sorry, lads. 696 00:47:49,530 --> 00:47:52,158 Cheer up, Higgins. They'll forgive you... 697 00:47:52,491 --> 00:47:54,035 someday. 698 00:47:54,410 --> 00:47:56,537 Oh, they quite understand. 699 00:47:57,038 --> 00:48:00,333 Believe me, Magnum, I've explained to them precisely 700 00:48:00,374 --> 00:48:03,586 who's responsible for their incarceration.