1 00:00:00,157 --> 00:00:02,489 I've been saving myself for the right man. 2 00:00:08,370 --> 00:00:10,664 - He's guarding a horse! - A horse? 3 00:00:10,843 --> 00:00:12,749 If anybody killed him, I just couldn't stand it. 4 00:00:12,958 --> 00:00:14,126 I'm scared to death. 5 00:00:14,334 --> 00:00:17,254 Get on your horse and ride like the champion you are. 6 00:00:17,437 --> 00:00:19,673 I called the society editor at the newspaper 7 00:00:19,840 --> 00:00:22,176 to find out precisely what to wear. 8 00:00:22,342 --> 00:00:24,553 Have a cigar. Don't burn the barn down. 9 00:00:25,971 --> 00:00:27,681 - What happened? - He got Adelaide. 10 00:01:38,502 --> 00:01:40,879 Every have one of those perfect afternoons? 11 00:01:41,004 --> 00:01:44,174 The sun's not too hot. There's just enough breeze. 12 00:01:44,424 --> 00:01:46,593 You're hitting the ball straight down. 13 00:01:47,928 --> 00:01:49,721 But there must be something wrong with me, 14 00:01:49,972 --> 00:01:51,807 because it's always that perfect moment 15 00:01:51,890 --> 00:01:54,768 when a little voice tells me disaster's about to strike. 16 00:01:57,771 --> 00:02:01,108 Magnum, a word with you, please. 17 00:02:01,191 --> 00:02:03,527 Higgins, it is game point. 18 00:02:03,690 --> 00:02:04,923 Has it occurred to you 19 00:02:05,087 --> 00:02:06,947 just how embarrassing it would be for Robin Masters 20 00:02:07,030 --> 00:02:08,865 if you should somehow win the club championship? 21 00:02:08,949 --> 00:02:09,950 What? 22 00:02:10,117 --> 00:02:12,077 Not only are you Robin's guest at the club, 23 00:02:12,286 --> 00:02:14,663 but your partner is a guest too. 24 00:02:14,830 --> 00:02:16,999 A guest of a guest, as it were. 25 00:02:17,124 --> 00:02:18,875 Higgins, are you asking me to throw the match? 26 00:02:19,098 --> 00:02:20,210 Of course not. 27 00:02:20,335 --> 00:02:23,547 I'm only asking you to consider how it will look if two guests win 28 00:02:23,672 --> 00:02:26,758 and then go on to represent the club for the island championship. 29 00:02:28,302 --> 00:02:30,387 Resume play. 30 00:02:30,804 --> 00:02:33,223 Embarrassing? 31 00:02:37,060 --> 00:02:38,937 Out. 32 00:02:39,187 --> 00:02:41,857 My only problem was the little voice didn't tell me 33 00:02:41,940 --> 00:02:44,234 the disaster had dark brown hair, 34 00:02:44,401 --> 00:02:46,945 wore big glasses and called herself-- 35 00:02:47,029 --> 00:02:50,407 Adelaide Malone. You're Thomas Magnum? 36 00:02:51,158 --> 00:02:54,328 Yes, ma'am. At your service. 37 00:02:54,494 --> 00:02:57,080 I'm sorry. These aren't my working clothes. Thanks, T.C. 38 00:02:57,205 --> 00:03:01,209 No. No, i-it's not that. It's just that I was expecting something-- 39 00:03:01,335 --> 00:03:03,295 I mean, someone a little different. 40 00:03:03,420 --> 00:03:04,588 Most people are. 41 00:03:04,963 --> 00:03:06,381 Did you wanna hire me? 42 00:03:06,798 --> 00:03:09,009 Someone's trying to extract 43 00:03:09,134 --> 00:03:12,137 an enormous amount of money under threat of violence. 44 00:03:12,304 --> 00:03:13,680 That's extortion, isn't it? 45 00:03:13,764 --> 00:03:16,058 And they're going to kill Norman if we don't pay them, 46 00:03:16,183 --> 00:03:18,143 but we don't have the money, at least not yet, 47 00:03:18,268 --> 00:03:20,687 even if we were going to give it to them. 48 00:03:21,396 --> 00:03:24,191 This is an important and confidential matter. 49 00:03:24,316 --> 00:03:26,860 Do you think we should be discussing business in front of-- 50 00:03:26,985 --> 00:03:29,446 Miss Malone, these men are my associates. 51 00:03:29,571 --> 00:03:31,198 They assist me on my bigger cases. 52 00:03:32,032 --> 00:03:34,576 Then we should discuss business first. 53 00:03:34,701 --> 00:03:37,537 I didn't appreciate that you were such a large operation, 54 00:03:37,704 --> 00:03:40,082 and I only have $350 for your fee. 55 00:03:40,248 --> 00:03:42,626 I think you're right. We should discuss this on our own. 56 00:03:42,751 --> 00:03:45,253 Your add in the Yellow Pages said "reasonable rates," 57 00:03:45,337 --> 00:03:47,339 but it didn't mention anything about a staff. 58 00:03:47,464 --> 00:03:50,133 Wait. You actually found Magnum through the Yellow Pages? 59 00:03:50,258 --> 00:03:51,510 You gotta be kidding. 60 00:03:51,718 --> 00:03:54,012 Your fingers do the walking. 61 00:03:54,137 --> 00:03:57,516 Well, all of the big agencies were too expensive, and the small ones-- 62 00:03:57,641 --> 00:04:00,185 - "Big ag--'" - Didn't seem interested. 63 00:04:00,394 --> 00:04:02,521 At least, I didn't think they were sincerely interested. 64 00:04:02,646 --> 00:04:05,107 But when I mentioned your name to my uncle, Charles Cathcart, 65 00:04:05,232 --> 00:04:07,401 - his reaction was-- - Charlie Cathcart? 66 00:04:07,693 --> 00:04:09,653 Captain Cathcart, the Navy surgeon? 67 00:04:09,945 --> 00:04:12,364 He's retired now. Did you know him? 68 00:04:13,198 --> 00:04:15,200 Well, I'll never forget him. 69 00:04:16,284 --> 00:04:20,414 Captain Charles Cathcart was a wild man, even for 'Nam. 70 00:04:20,580 --> 00:04:23,959 He was famous for his temper and his skill as a surgeon. 71 00:04:24,042 --> 00:04:27,379 I didn't like the first part, but the second had saved my life. 72 00:04:27,504 --> 00:04:30,424 Last I'd heard, his hospital had been hit by sappers, 73 00:04:30,632 --> 00:04:32,050 and he'd been shipped home. 74 00:04:32,175 --> 00:04:34,594 It was hard to believe his niece was Miss Malone. 75 00:04:34,678 --> 00:04:35,971 Call me Adelaide. 76 00:04:36,096 --> 00:04:38,890 "Miss Malone" sounds like a spinster, and I'm only 32, 77 00:04:39,015 --> 00:04:41,017 which is an old maid only if you're in Iowa, 78 00:04:41,143 --> 00:04:43,061 which is one reason I left. 79 00:04:43,228 --> 00:04:45,939 - Does Norman live at the ranch? - Yes. 80 00:04:46,148 --> 00:04:49,901 Uncle Charles bought the acreage on the Big Island 20 years ago to retire on. 81 00:04:50,068 --> 00:04:54,489 What'd the police say about someone threatening to kill-- Norman? 82 00:04:55,574 --> 00:04:58,535 Uh, you did call 5-O, didn't you? 83 00:04:58,660 --> 00:05:00,746 Oh, that was the first thing I did. 84 00:05:00,871 --> 00:05:04,583 No disrespect, Mr. Magnum, but the police do work for free for the taxpayers, 85 00:05:04,708 --> 00:05:07,043 and I've always paid my taxes all my life. 86 00:05:07,335 --> 00:05:09,880 So when the first phone call came in, I naturally-- 87 00:05:10,005 --> 00:05:12,007 The first phone call? How many have you gotten? 88 00:05:12,132 --> 00:05:15,093 Three, not counting the heavy breather who wouldn't say anything. 89 00:05:18,221 --> 00:05:20,807 But since I was the only one who talked to them, 90 00:05:20,932 --> 00:05:23,727 and there was no evidence, the police said they couldn't help me, 91 00:05:23,872 --> 00:05:26,021 which is when I decided to hire a private investigator, 92 00:05:26,146 --> 00:05:27,898 in spite of everything my uncle said. 93 00:05:28,106 --> 00:05:30,442 You may be asking why I wasn't suspicious. 94 00:05:30,567 --> 00:05:33,028 Tell me the truth. Would you be suspicious 95 00:05:33,111 --> 00:05:35,405 of a 32-year-old girl from Iowa 96 00:05:35,489 --> 00:05:38,033 who wore sensible shoes and glasses 97 00:05:38,158 --> 00:05:40,535 and had a smile like Adelaide's? 98 00:05:51,046 --> 00:05:54,508 Uncle Charles, this is Mr. Magnum. 99 00:05:55,258 --> 00:05:57,260 Good to see you again, sir. 100 00:05:57,969 --> 00:06:00,388 Well, Magnum, 101 00:06:01,056 --> 00:06:03,225 I didn't think you'd remember me. 102 00:06:03,475 --> 00:06:05,977 'Nam's a long time ago for most people. 103 00:06:06,102 --> 00:06:08,605 Well, I have good reason to remember, sir, 104 00:06:08,730 --> 00:06:10,482 and be grateful. Thank you again. 105 00:06:10,649 --> 00:06:13,777 Most people would forget that soon enough too. 106 00:06:15,445 --> 00:06:18,198 Well, Adelaide told me about the threats against Norman. 107 00:06:18,281 --> 00:06:19,491 I hope I can be of help. 108 00:06:19,616 --> 00:06:21,618 I hate to disappoint you, but quite frankly, 109 00:06:21,743 --> 00:06:24,037 I can handle the situation myself. 110 00:06:29,876 --> 00:06:32,087 You seem to have some problem, sir. 111 00:06:32,212 --> 00:06:34,548 - I don't know what it is, but-- - Then I'll tell you. 112 00:06:34,840 --> 00:06:37,509 You were a damn fine officer. 113 00:06:37,759 --> 00:06:41,638 You had the makings of a brilliant career. Brilliant. 114 00:06:41,847 --> 00:06:44,766 You threw it away to be a private eye. 115 00:06:45,016 --> 00:06:49,563 Investigator. And I didn't throw anything away. I resigned. 116 00:06:49,710 --> 00:06:52,649 I'll always be grateful for those years, but it's not my life now. 117 00:06:52,858 --> 00:06:55,569 But it's mine. Mine! 118 00:06:56,444 --> 00:06:59,906 I'd give anything... to be back. 119 00:07:00,699 --> 00:07:05,453 So you understand, when I see somebody who quit and walked away, 120 00:07:06,329 --> 00:07:09,165 it makes me... angry. 121 00:07:16,298 --> 00:07:18,216 I apologize for my uncle. 122 00:07:19,092 --> 00:07:22,220 One thing sure hasn't changed. That's his temper. 123 00:07:22,846 --> 00:07:25,932 - Would you like to meet Norman? - Not if he's like your uncle. 124 00:07:26,057 --> 00:07:29,644 - Where is he? Inside? - No, not exactly. 125 00:07:30,353 --> 00:07:32,147 I know what you're thinking. 126 00:07:32,272 --> 00:07:34,149 I should've been suspicious. 127 00:07:34,441 --> 00:07:37,694 But I was too teed off at Captain Cathcart. 128 00:07:37,903 --> 00:07:41,364 He'd hit a real sore spot, and I wasn't thinking straight. 129 00:07:41,823 --> 00:07:44,784 For a private investigator, that's a terrible mistake. 130 00:07:46,912 --> 00:07:48,663 Norman lives in the stable? 131 00:07:50,123 --> 00:07:52,334 Norman's your trainer. 132 00:07:54,920 --> 00:07:56,755 Norman's a jockey? 133 00:08:09,225 --> 00:08:11,186 - Norman's a horse. - Not just a horse. 134 00:08:11,394 --> 00:08:14,356 - He's a grand prix jumper. - You lied to me. 135 00:08:15,565 --> 00:08:17,233 I did not. 136 00:08:18,276 --> 00:08:20,862 Well, you sure didn't tell me the truth. 137 00:08:21,112 --> 00:08:24,783 Well, would you have come out here if I did? 138 00:08:26,493 --> 00:08:28,203 None of the others would. 139 00:08:32,707 --> 00:08:35,669 Won't you just listen? You don't understand. 140 00:08:35,794 --> 00:08:38,713 What I do understand is why your uncle's so teed off at me. 141 00:08:38,838 --> 00:08:41,091 And he's right. I didn't resign from the Navy 142 00:08:41,216 --> 00:08:43,218 to do guard duty on a horse. 143 00:08:43,343 --> 00:08:45,220 My uncle's too proud to admit it, 144 00:08:45,345 --> 00:08:48,098 but Norman represents every nickel we have. 145 00:08:48,223 --> 00:08:51,059 Higgins put you up to this, didn't he, to keep me out of the volleyball finals? 146 00:08:51,142 --> 00:08:52,185 No. 147 00:08:52,477 --> 00:08:53,728 After the horse show, 148 00:08:53,853 --> 00:08:55,730 provided Norman wins, and I know he will, 149 00:08:55,814 --> 00:08:58,108 because he's done well on the mainland circuit all season, 150 00:08:58,233 --> 00:09:01,027 we're gonna sell him for $250,000. 151 00:09:01,152 --> 00:09:03,071 But it's not the money. 152 00:09:03,321 --> 00:09:05,323 Norman's wonderful and intelligent. 153 00:09:05,448 --> 00:09:08,201 If anybody killed him, I just couldn't stand it. 154 00:09:09,035 --> 00:09:11,788 If you leave now, I don't know what I'll do. 155 00:09:11,997 --> 00:09:14,624 But if you are gonna leave, then hurry up, 156 00:09:14,874 --> 00:09:18,795 because I'm about to cry, and I've not lost all my pride. 157 00:09:27,846 --> 00:09:29,514 I know what you're thinking. 158 00:09:29,639 --> 00:09:31,641 I was crazy not to have driven that Jeep 159 00:09:31,683 --> 00:09:33,893 right out of there when I had the chance. 160 00:09:34,102 --> 00:09:36,229 But T.C. had flown back to Oahu, 161 00:09:36,438 --> 00:09:38,481 and I couldn't have gotten a boat or a commercial flight back 162 00:09:38,557 --> 00:09:39,933 until the next morning. 163 00:09:40,025 --> 00:09:42,318 Besides, you wouldn't walk out on a girl 164 00:09:42,402 --> 00:09:44,779 with sensible shoes and a smile like that. 165 00:09:44,863 --> 00:09:46,031 Of course you wouldn't. 166 00:09:46,114 --> 00:09:47,365 - Hi. - Hi. 167 00:09:47,449 --> 00:09:49,200 I brought sleeping bags and pillows. 168 00:09:49,284 --> 00:09:51,202 You do use a pillow, don't you? 169 00:09:51,334 --> 00:09:53,128 I thought you looked like the pillow type. 170 00:09:53,204 --> 00:09:54,873 Not that I'm saying I've had a lot of experience. 171 00:09:54,956 --> 00:09:56,041 Adelaide-- 172 00:09:56,124 --> 00:09:58,960 Adelaide, are you going to spend the night out here with me tonight? 173 00:09:59,544 --> 00:10:03,423 No. Well, uh, yes. Um-- I-- 174 00:10:03,631 --> 00:10:06,176 I sleep out here often... on this cot. 175 00:10:06,301 --> 00:10:10,013 I thought you could sleep on--on the hay bales over there. 176 00:10:10,847 --> 00:10:14,684 I just-- I couldn't possibly sleep inside in a warm bed 177 00:10:14,809 --> 00:10:17,520 with you out here ready to risk your life for Norman. 178 00:10:17,604 --> 00:10:20,440 Well, I don't think I'm doing that exactly. 179 00:10:21,024 --> 00:10:23,485 What I mean is, I don't think Norman's in any real danger. 180 00:10:25,695 --> 00:10:27,739 You don't believe I got those phone calls. 181 00:10:27,822 --> 00:10:29,699 The police didn't take me seriously either. 182 00:10:29,783 --> 00:10:32,577 Yes, I do. All I'm saying is, I don't think those guys 183 00:10:32,660 --> 00:10:35,163 will try and harm Norman before the horse show, 184 00:10:35,246 --> 00:10:37,499 because that's when he's most valuable. 185 00:10:38,416 --> 00:10:41,294 Oh. Yeah. 186 00:10:50,178 --> 00:10:52,388 How long you been a breeder, Adelaide? 187 00:10:52,597 --> 00:10:54,057 Uh, just five years. 188 00:10:54,182 --> 00:10:57,143 But our success is mostly due to Uncle Charles. 189 00:10:57,268 --> 00:11:00,271 He has all our horses on a super nutritional program. 190 00:11:00,396 --> 00:11:03,399 Special feeds, steroids, vitamins. 191 00:11:03,608 --> 00:11:07,153 That's why all our jumpers are so strong and beautiful. 192 00:11:08,780 --> 00:11:11,825 - And before that, Iowa? - Yeah. 193 00:11:12,283 --> 00:11:14,327 Let me guess what you did back there: Home-- 194 00:11:14,410 --> 00:11:16,371 Home economics. 195 00:11:17,413 --> 00:11:22,335 I used to teach eighth grade girls for seven years. 196 00:11:22,460 --> 00:11:24,754 And boys too. I certainly wasn't sexist. 197 00:11:24,921 --> 00:11:26,464 Oh, I'm sure you weren't. 198 00:11:26,589 --> 00:11:29,843 We just did simple cooking and simple sewing. 199 00:11:30,135 --> 00:11:33,888 I could knock off a meat loaf and run up a set of curtains 200 00:11:34,013 --> 00:11:35,932 faster than anybody west of Des Moines. 201 00:11:36,057 --> 00:11:37,684 But no Mr. Right? 202 00:11:38,268 --> 00:11:39,686 You're making fun of me. 203 00:11:40,353 --> 00:11:43,106 No, I'm not. I wouldn't do that. 204 00:11:47,110 --> 00:11:49,195 I promise you I'll never do that, Adelaide. 205 00:11:57,620 --> 00:11:59,873 - Mr. Magnum? - Yeah? 206 00:12:00,081 --> 00:12:04,127 I hope you don't think I was using feminine wiles on you. 207 00:12:04,836 --> 00:12:06,379 When? 208 00:12:08,131 --> 00:12:12,051 This afternoon, when I was asking you to stay 209 00:12:12,594 --> 00:12:14,762 and when I said I might cry-- 210 00:12:14,888 --> 00:12:17,557 I mean, I'm really a very honest person, 211 00:12:17,765 --> 00:12:20,393 and I feel terrible that I tricked you. 212 00:12:21,227 --> 00:12:23,271 Just so you understand. 213 00:12:24,230 --> 00:12:27,192 Oh, Adelaide, I understand. 214 00:12:37,869 --> 00:12:40,079 - Adelaide? - Yeah? 215 00:12:42,123 --> 00:12:43,666 Your glasses. 216 00:12:43,893 --> 00:12:45,793 You gonna go to bed with your glasses on? 217 00:12:45,877 --> 00:12:47,212 No. 218 00:12:55,094 --> 00:12:58,014 - Good night. - Good night. 219 00:13:11,406 --> 00:13:14,072 Morning came, and I figured we were safe. 220 00:13:17,408 --> 00:13:19,619 Adelaide was still asleep, but... 221 00:13:19,744 --> 00:13:21,204 I need coffee before I can really get moving. 222 00:13:22,705 --> 00:13:24,499 I was just gonna slip into the kitchen when I heard something. 223 00:13:24,749 --> 00:13:29,254 At first I couldn't believe it. They were even wearing black hats. 224 00:13:29,712 --> 00:13:32,131 And all this was before coffee. 225 00:14:11,879 --> 00:14:14,257 - What happened? - They got Adelaide. 226 00:14:17,635 --> 00:14:19,470 I know what you're thinking. 227 00:14:19,595 --> 00:14:21,514 A classic diversion. 228 00:14:21,723 --> 00:14:24,767 I was supposed to follow them, then they could come back for Norman. 229 00:14:24,851 --> 00:14:26,436 I know that. 230 00:14:26,519 --> 00:14:28,771 The trouble is I didn't have a choice. 231 00:14:54,088 --> 00:14:56,507 Gonna get rid of you, lady. 232 00:15:11,105 --> 00:15:12,940 What if they got Norman? 233 00:15:13,191 --> 00:15:15,276 Could you drive faster, please? 234 00:15:19,155 --> 00:15:21,949 Norman! Norman! 235 00:15:27,872 --> 00:15:29,415 Norman. 236 00:15:29,957 --> 00:15:32,043 They've killed him! 237 00:15:32,126 --> 00:15:34,962 Norman. They've killed him. 238 00:15:38,299 --> 00:15:40,343 Adelaide. Adelaide, listen to me. 239 00:15:40,426 --> 00:15:42,428 They just tranquilized him. He's not dead. 240 00:15:42,637 --> 00:15:45,515 - Adelaide-- - He's not-- 241 00:15:45,807 --> 00:15:47,809 - It's all right, boy. - He's not-- 242 00:15:48,476 --> 00:15:50,269 It was just a warning. 243 00:15:50,353 --> 00:15:52,524 It's okay, boy. Come on. 244 00:15:54,315 --> 00:15:56,025 It's all right. It's all right. 245 00:15:56,109 --> 00:15:57,985 He's okay. 246 00:16:15,128 --> 00:16:18,464 I had put Norman, Adelaide, and Cathcart on a boat for Oahu. 247 00:16:18,548 --> 00:16:20,383 They'd be safe there. But my main worry 248 00:16:20,466 --> 00:16:22,593 was the security at the show grounds. 249 00:16:22,677 --> 00:16:24,887 But I knew my... associates 250 00:16:25,012 --> 00:16:27,348 would be more than happy to help me on this one. 251 00:16:27,432 --> 00:16:30,059 After all, everybody likes horses. 252 00:16:31,519 --> 00:16:33,563 Man, I don't dig no horses. 253 00:16:33,646 --> 00:16:35,773 Look, Robin Masters has a box for the show. 254 00:16:35,857 --> 00:16:37,567 Higgins only enjoys polo. 255 00:16:37,642 --> 00:16:39,727 So it'll only go to waste if you guys don't go. 256 00:16:39,861 --> 00:16:41,446 - Mm-hmm. - Thanks. 257 00:16:41,529 --> 00:16:45,366 This Norman that they're trying to kill, is he gonna be at the show? 258 00:16:45,707 --> 00:16:48,918 Sort of. In a way, yeah, he's gonna be there. 259 00:16:48,995 --> 00:16:52,290 - But what does that-- - Oh, man, I knew it. I knew it. 260 00:16:52,498 --> 00:16:56,669 He just wants us there to help him keep an eye on his client. 261 00:16:57,044 --> 00:16:59,630 Hey, guys, it's not that at all. 262 00:16:59,839 --> 00:17:03,050 I'll bet you this Norman, whatever, is gonna be sitting right next to us 263 00:17:03,134 --> 00:17:05,219 when the bullets start flying all over the place. 264 00:17:05,386 --> 00:17:08,055 Well, if they're out to get this Norman, 265 00:17:08,306 --> 00:17:10,224 why would he be at the show in the first place? 266 00:17:10,391 --> 00:17:12,268 I just don't understand it. 267 00:17:12,343 --> 00:17:13,811 Unless-- 268 00:17:14,896 --> 00:17:17,064 Thomas, tell me the truth. 269 00:17:17,190 --> 00:17:19,358 If you don't want the box, just say so. I gotta go. 270 00:17:19,525 --> 00:17:21,194 I knew it! I knew it! 271 00:17:21,277 --> 00:17:24,572 The great Thomas Magnum, private detective, is guarding a horse! 272 00:17:24,655 --> 00:17:27,492 - He's guarding a horse! - A horse? 273 00:17:32,747 --> 00:17:37,960 It so happens that Norman is worth a quarter of a million dollars for stud 274 00:17:38,044 --> 00:17:39,587 if he doesn't get killed. 275 00:17:39,670 --> 00:17:42,173 Oh, that's even better. 276 00:17:42,590 --> 00:17:44,759 A stud being guarded by Magnum, the great-- 277 00:17:44,842 --> 00:17:48,137 If you wanna go, let me know. But if you don't go, 278 00:17:48,221 --> 00:17:51,140 that's the last time I try and set up something really nice for you! 279 00:17:51,224 --> 00:17:54,727 Okay. Back in the saddle again. 280 00:17:56,062 --> 00:17:59,857 Can you imagine you and I at a horse show in a box? 281 00:18:00,149 --> 00:18:03,736 Man, like I said, I don't dig no horses. 282 00:18:04,237 --> 00:18:08,115 And all those beautiful, rich, fancy women. 283 00:18:08,407 --> 00:18:11,619 They're dumb. They're pushy. They smell. 284 00:18:11,702 --> 00:18:13,663 Ah, the horses, I mean. 285 00:18:18,251 --> 00:18:22,296 Hey, T.C., I wonder what you wear at something like that. 286 00:18:22,547 --> 00:18:25,258 I don't know. 287 00:18:58,207 --> 00:19:01,711 - You look like champs to me. - Norman is for sure. 288 00:19:01,836 --> 00:19:05,006 There's only one other horse who can touch him -- Arabella Hill. 289 00:19:09,093 --> 00:19:11,721 He's owned by the Maltby Stables in Boston. 290 00:19:11,846 --> 00:19:14,974 He and Norman have been one and two all over the country this season. 291 00:19:15,266 --> 00:19:16,976 We just gotta beat him tomorrow. 292 00:19:17,852 --> 00:19:20,438 Well, don't worry. You'll do just fine. 293 00:19:20,646 --> 00:19:22,523 I'm beginning to think so too. 294 00:19:22,607 --> 00:19:24,191 - Miss Malone? - Yeah. 295 00:19:24,275 --> 00:19:26,193 You have a phone call. You can take it in the judges' booth. 296 00:19:26,277 --> 00:19:29,989 Oh, thank you. Thanks. Maybe it's Uncle Charles. 297 00:19:30,072 --> 00:19:33,451 No, no. I just saw him in the stables. It can't be. 298 00:19:42,960 --> 00:19:44,920 - Hello. - You wouldn't believe us, 299 00:19:45,046 --> 00:19:47,173 so we had to knock Norman out to make our point. 300 00:19:47,381 --> 00:19:51,163 Now we want 50,000, or you and that horse will never leave that ring alive. 301 00:19:51,257 --> 00:19:52,386 Understand? 302 00:19:53,262 --> 00:19:54,889 Stop it! just stop it! 303 00:19:54,972 --> 00:19:57,016 You're monstrous to wanna kill a horse! 304 00:19:59,602 --> 00:20:03,272 Adelaide, next time, would you at least give them a chance 305 00:20:03,356 --> 00:20:05,900 to tell you where to deliver the money before you hang up? 306 00:20:05,983 --> 00:20:08,444 - We don't have 50,000... dollars. - Shh! 307 00:20:08,653 --> 00:20:11,530 I know we don't, but it might give me a chance to catch them. 308 00:20:11,989 --> 00:20:14,575 Oh. Okay. 309 00:20:14,659 --> 00:20:16,535 Thank you very much. 310 00:20:18,954 --> 00:20:22,291 I'm sorry. I know this isn't as nice as my barn, but-- 311 00:20:24,043 --> 00:20:26,837 This is beginning to seem like old times. 312 00:20:27,797 --> 00:20:31,258 After Norman's sold, I probably won't be able to sleep in a real bed again. 313 00:20:32,718 --> 00:20:34,470 Of course, you're probably used to this -- 314 00:20:34,679 --> 00:20:38,432 sleeping in exotic locations filled with adventure and danger. 315 00:20:38,683 --> 00:20:41,143 I mean, not sleeping with women in strange places. 316 00:20:41,394 --> 00:20:43,688 Well, of course, maybe you do, but I certainly-- 317 00:20:43,896 --> 00:20:45,314 It's none of my business. 318 00:20:45,439 --> 00:20:48,609 Adelaide. Adelaide. 319 00:20:48,818 --> 00:20:52,738 My relationships with my clients are professional. 320 00:20:53,280 --> 00:20:55,866 And my private life is... 321 00:20:57,284 --> 00:20:58,619 private. 322 00:20:58,703 --> 00:21:01,330 Well, I'm glad to hear that, 323 00:21:01,539 --> 00:21:04,333 because I was afraid that I was a disappointment to you. 324 00:21:04,417 --> 00:21:07,420 I was a disappointment to men back in Iowa. 325 00:21:07,586 --> 00:21:10,923 Lord knows, Iowa's not Hawaii. But, you see, 326 00:21:11,132 --> 00:21:14,135 I've been saving myself for the right man. 327 00:21:14,427 --> 00:21:16,554 Well, I think that's just fine. 328 00:21:16,762 --> 00:21:18,723 - Do you really? - Mm-hmm. 329 00:21:18,806 --> 00:21:22,309 Because lately I've been worried that maybe I've been saved too long. 330 00:21:22,435 --> 00:21:25,020 Like a jar of strawberry preserves on the shelf all winter 331 00:21:25,104 --> 00:21:26,480 that just explodes one day. 332 00:21:26,605 --> 00:21:29,775 And there you are with... jam all over the ceiling 333 00:21:29,859 --> 00:21:31,652 and broken glass all over the floor. 334 00:21:31,736 --> 00:21:36,282 Adelaide, no one's gonna confuse you with strawberry preserves. 335 00:21:37,742 --> 00:21:43,497 So, with the reputation of a private investigator being what it is, 336 00:21:43,956 --> 00:21:46,917 I've been nervous that you were gonna pounce. 337 00:21:49,962 --> 00:21:51,422 Pounce? 338 00:21:53,966 --> 00:21:57,928 And nervous about what I'd do if you do. 339 00:21:58,137 --> 00:22:00,139 But lately, Mr. Magnum, 340 00:22:00,264 --> 00:22:03,517 I've been nervous about what I'll do if you don't. 341 00:22:21,160 --> 00:22:23,579 That's where they're keeping Arabella Hill. 342 00:22:23,662 --> 00:22:26,332 It's just a diversion. just like last time. 343 00:22:26,457 --> 00:22:29,251 - Are you going out there? - Yeah, I just wanna say hi. 344 00:22:29,335 --> 00:22:32,588 I think this time things are gonna be a little more even. 345 00:22:48,938 --> 00:22:50,314 Damn! 346 00:23:09,458 --> 00:23:11,126 Are you all right? 347 00:23:11,335 --> 00:23:13,537 Ever since I met you, that's all people have been asking me, 348 00:23:13,838 --> 00:23:16,131 and frankly, I'm beginning to wonder. 349 00:23:34,692 --> 00:23:39,071 Thomas, I know you like to work closely with your clients, but this is ridiculous. 350 00:23:39,280 --> 00:23:41,323 Hi, guys. It's great to see you. 351 00:23:41,574 --> 00:23:44,618 Something of a surprise, but still great. 352 00:23:46,850 --> 00:23:47,891 Yes? 353 00:23:49,582 --> 00:23:50,666 What? 354 00:23:50,875 --> 00:23:52,835 Well, how do you like our outfits? 355 00:23:53,168 --> 00:23:55,296 They're... unbelievable. 356 00:23:55,504 --> 00:23:58,007 Yes. I called the society editor at the newspaper 357 00:23:58,090 --> 00:24:00,885 to find out precisely what to wear. 358 00:24:03,679 --> 00:24:05,931 Was this a local paper, T.C.? 359 00:24:06,140 --> 00:24:08,976 You know we're not gonna embarrass Robin Masters in front of his friends. 360 00:24:09,310 --> 00:24:12,104 I understand. And believe me, I appreciate it. 361 00:24:12,187 --> 00:24:14,607 The box is... 4-A. 362 00:24:18,027 --> 00:24:19,778 Tallyho. 363 00:24:21,697 --> 00:24:24,575 Have a cigar. Don't burn the barn down. 364 00:24:25,784 --> 00:24:27,620 Thank you very much. 365 00:24:37,504 --> 00:24:39,381 Welcome, ladies and gentlemen, 366 00:24:39,456 --> 00:24:42,843 to the first annual Hawaii International Horse Show. 367 00:24:42,968 --> 00:24:46,722 In just a short while, we'll begin the finals for the grand prix jumpers 368 00:24:46,847 --> 00:24:52,144 and find out which horse will walk away with the $25,000 first prize. 369 00:24:56,190 --> 00:24:59,276 The Anglo-American grand prix jumper is an extraordinary animal, 370 00:24:59,360 --> 00:25:02,196 combining the grace, stamina and cunning of the Arab 371 00:25:02,404 --> 00:25:05,991 with the stature, legs and muscular strength of a thoroughbred. 372 00:25:06,825 --> 00:25:08,202 Magnum? 373 00:25:10,746 --> 00:25:12,373 What a surprise. 374 00:25:12,790 --> 00:25:13,874 Higgins. 375 00:25:14,124 --> 00:25:15,918 - Ladies. - Um-- 376 00:25:16,043 --> 00:25:19,380 Why don't you ladies just proceed to Mr. Masters's box? 377 00:25:24,385 --> 00:25:26,470 I thought you hated horse shows. 378 00:25:26,679 --> 00:25:28,973 I told you Robin Masters's aunt and her daughter were coming. 379 00:25:29,056 --> 00:25:31,183 The girl is simply crazed for animals. 380 00:25:31,392 --> 00:25:34,853 If it were polo, I could understand. The thrill of a rugged chukker-- 381 00:25:37,356 --> 00:25:38,941 You're not here for the show, are you? 382 00:25:39,175 --> 00:25:41,844 What you really mean is I'm not sharing Robin Masters's box with you, 383 00:25:42,069 --> 00:25:44,238 - isn't that it, Higgins? - Precisely. 384 00:25:44,446 --> 00:25:46,907 The answer is no. I happen to be here on a case. 385 00:25:47,449 --> 00:25:50,995 Oh? A divorcée and her lover are here? Where's your camera? 386 00:25:51,829 --> 00:25:55,374 This is extortion, Higgins. Life and death. 387 00:25:58,210 --> 00:25:59,753 Isn't that-- 388 00:26:00,212 --> 00:26:03,215 Yes, that's the girl that so desperately had to see you. 389 00:26:03,507 --> 00:26:05,175 You're protecting her life? 390 00:26:05,342 --> 00:26:08,387 Higgins, just go to the box. I've gotta get back to work. 391 00:26:08,887 --> 00:26:10,222 - Hi! - Hi. 392 00:26:10,305 --> 00:26:12,474 Have you been telling Mr. Higgins about the case? 393 00:26:12,599 --> 00:26:16,687 He's been a hero twice. Last night he saved Norman's life. 394 00:26:17,229 --> 00:26:19,064 Norman? Another uncle? 395 00:26:19,273 --> 00:26:22,234 Oh, no. Charles Cathcart is my uncle. Norman is-- 396 00:26:22,317 --> 00:26:25,112 Higgins, the five-gaited class is just about to start. 397 00:26:25,362 --> 00:26:27,656 - Norman is? - My horse. 398 00:26:29,324 --> 00:26:31,035 You're guarding her-- 399 00:26:32,119 --> 00:26:35,289 Oh, Magnum, this is too much. 400 00:26:35,497 --> 00:26:37,082 It's too droll. 401 00:26:37,291 --> 00:26:39,710 Extortion and murder. Really. 402 00:26:47,801 --> 00:26:49,428 We shall see about this. 403 00:26:51,805 --> 00:26:53,807 I kind of hoped he'd say that. 404 00:26:54,058 --> 00:26:56,268 Magnum, I've just got one problem. 405 00:26:56,560 --> 00:26:58,228 I'm scared to death. 406 00:26:58,353 --> 00:27:01,398 My mouth is dry, my hands are wet, and my heart is racing. 407 00:27:01,648 --> 00:27:04,109 If I'm scared, then he'll feel it, and then he'll be scared, 408 00:27:04,193 --> 00:27:05,694 and then we won't perform up to our peak-- 409 00:27:05,778 --> 00:27:08,155 Adelaide. Adelaide. 410 00:27:08,489 --> 00:27:12,367 You are a bright, strong, young woman from Iowa. 411 00:27:12,451 --> 00:27:14,453 Pioneer stock. 412 00:27:14,703 --> 00:27:18,415 Now, you're going to take a deep breath, get on your horse 413 00:27:19,566 --> 00:27:21,401 and ride like the champion you are. 414 00:27:21,919 --> 00:27:24,588 All set, Adelaide. Time to go. 415 00:27:24,963 --> 00:27:27,091 - But I don't know-- - Because if you don't, 416 00:27:27,299 --> 00:27:28,801 they'll win. 417 00:27:29,009 --> 00:27:31,261 They'll have beaten you even if they don't get Norman. 418 00:27:32,429 --> 00:27:34,515 Are you gonna let that happen? 419 00:27:36,850 --> 00:27:40,979 Now, let me see that terrific smile. 420 00:27:44,983 --> 00:27:46,568 All right. Get on your horse. 421 00:28:00,916 --> 00:28:03,627 Do you really think I have a terrific smile? 422 00:28:03,710 --> 00:28:05,462 Yes, I do. 423 00:28:06,213 --> 00:28:08,173 On behalf of all of us affiliated 424 00:28:08,257 --> 00:28:10,300 with the Hawaii International Horse Show, 425 00:28:10,384 --> 00:28:13,637 we'd like to extend a special welcome to our special guest, 426 00:28:13,720 --> 00:28:15,430 Mayor Ronald Carron. 427 00:28:22,521 --> 00:28:24,731 Robin Masters had a box going to waste! 428 00:28:24,815 --> 00:28:26,650 - He threw us out! Out! - Who did? 429 00:28:26,733 --> 00:28:29,653 Higgins. He threw us out of Robin's box seats. 4-A, remember? 430 00:28:29,736 --> 00:28:32,531 Higgins hates horse shows. I never thought he'd be here. 431 00:28:32,739 --> 00:28:35,367 Aw, forget it. I don't like horses I can't bet on anyway. 432 00:28:35,492 --> 00:28:38,620 Oh, no, no. I'm standing here clean as the board of health. 433 00:28:38,704 --> 00:28:41,373 I-I'm too dressed up for nothing. 434 00:28:41,623 --> 00:28:43,959 I'm with you, T.C. Your trip out here shouldn't be wasted. 435 00:28:44,168 --> 00:28:45,919 - I smell a rat. - I know. 436 00:28:46,170 --> 00:28:48,463 You could help me watch Adelaide and Norman 437 00:28:48,516 --> 00:28:49,892 while they're in the ring here. 438 00:28:49,981 --> 00:28:52,567 I knew it. I knew it! 439 00:28:52,634 --> 00:28:54,344 He wanted to do us a favor for a change. 440 00:28:54,428 --> 00:28:57,139 All you wanted us here was for some surveillance for free. 441 00:28:57,222 --> 00:28:59,266 Man, I'm too dressed up for any surveillance. 442 00:28:59,349 --> 00:29:00,934 It's not that at all, T.C. 443 00:29:01,101 --> 00:29:03,312 Why do you always have to be so damn suspicious? 444 00:29:03,478 --> 00:29:06,690 I'm not asking-- Rick. Rick, tell him. 445 00:29:06,899 --> 00:29:08,859 Hey, come on, guys. I need your help. 446 00:29:09,735 --> 00:29:12,654 Honest! Okay, okay. 447 00:29:14,031 --> 00:29:16,617 All right. Look. 448 00:29:16,867 --> 00:29:20,204 I was wrong, guys. I should've come right out and asked you for your help. 449 00:29:20,412 --> 00:29:21,788 Uh-huh! 450 00:29:21,872 --> 00:29:25,292 Now, just why didn't you do that, Thomas Magnum? 451 00:29:25,459 --> 00:29:27,920 Because I was afraid you wouldn't wanna do it. 452 00:29:28,008 --> 00:29:29,963 You thought you'd have to make a deal. 453 00:29:30,214 --> 00:29:31,423 A deal? 454 00:29:31,649 --> 00:29:33,508 - Your bar tab. - Some gas money. 455 00:29:34,089 --> 00:29:35,208 Which? 456 00:29:35,664 --> 00:29:36,957 Both! 457 00:29:37,137 --> 00:29:39,097 Our next horse in the final jump-off 458 00:29:39,181 --> 00:29:41,934 of the $25,000 grand prix is Arabella Hill 459 00:29:42,059 --> 00:29:43,810 from the Maltby Stables in Boston, 460 00:29:43,894 --> 00:29:46,438 ridden by Mr. Lawrence Maltby himself. 461 00:29:46,647 --> 00:29:49,816 The time to beat is 27.8 seconds. 462 00:30:26,103 --> 00:30:29,481 Let's have a big round of applause for our new leader, Arabella Hill, 463 00:30:29,564 --> 00:30:33,944 for a clean round with a time of 27.2 seconds! 464 00:30:42,661 --> 00:30:45,163 Here's our next entrant from the Morton Levy Stables, 465 00:30:45,247 --> 00:30:46,623 Binghamton, New York, 466 00:30:46,832 --> 00:30:48,667 Gunshot, ridden by Arlene Levy. 467 00:31:31,209 --> 00:31:34,546 A good time for Gunshot. 28.2 seconds. 468 00:31:34,629 --> 00:31:36,882 Just one second too slow. 469 00:31:58,904 --> 00:32:02,949 Entering the ring, our last entry in the jump-off is Norman, 470 00:32:03,033 --> 00:32:04,826 ridden by Adelaide Malone 471 00:32:04,910 --> 00:32:08,330 from the Cathcart Ranch on the Big Island of Hawaii. 472 00:32:08,413 --> 00:32:11,583 Remember, the time she has to beat is 27.2 seconds. 473 00:32:51,957 --> 00:32:54,668 A perfect score for Adelaide Malone's Norman! 474 00:32:54,751 --> 00:32:58,463 No faults. Time: 26.4 seconds. 475 00:32:58,672 --> 00:33:02,384 Norman is our first Hawaiian grand prix champion. 476 00:33:02,634 --> 00:33:05,220 Let's have a big round of applause for Norman 477 00:33:05,429 --> 00:33:08,390 and Miss Adelaide Malone! 478 00:33:19,818 --> 00:33:22,863 On behalf of the Hawaiian Thoroughbred Club, 479 00:33:23,113 --> 00:33:26,199 it gives me great pleasure to present you with the winner's trophy. 480 00:33:26,408 --> 00:33:28,577 Thank you, sir. 481 00:33:33,290 --> 00:33:35,667 And this check for $25,000. 482 00:33:35,792 --> 00:33:39,212 Thank you again, sir. Thank you. 483 00:33:42,632 --> 00:33:44,676 My dear, you were magnificent. 484 00:33:44,759 --> 00:33:46,803 Oh, it was Norman. 485 00:33:46,887 --> 00:33:48,263 Thank you. 486 00:33:58,986 --> 00:34:02,360 I've got a bottle of champagne for us to celebrate the sale. 487 00:34:02,569 --> 00:34:05,489 Well, not champagne exactly, since I don't drink. 488 00:34:05,572 --> 00:34:08,033 But I didn't think you'd mind if it was sparkling apple cider, 489 00:34:08,158 --> 00:34:10,869 since it looks the same with the bubbles and all. 490 00:34:12,370 --> 00:34:14,831 I'm afraid I'm not doing this very well. 491 00:34:16,541 --> 00:34:20,670 Oh, Adelaide, I think you're coming through like a champ. 492 00:34:21,505 --> 00:34:22,923 Where's your uncle? 493 00:34:25,091 --> 00:34:28,428 He said he had to get to the bank with our prize money, 494 00:34:28,553 --> 00:34:31,973 otherwise the check for Norman's board and feed here would bounce. 495 00:34:32,265 --> 00:34:36,144 But actually, I think he's sentimental about saying goodbye to Norman too. 496 00:34:36,269 --> 00:34:38,813 Wait a minute. We're not handling the sale alone? 497 00:34:39,022 --> 00:34:40,607 Oh, no, of course not. 498 00:34:40,690 --> 00:34:43,860 Uncle Charles's lawyer, William McDonald, is handling it. 499 00:34:44,069 --> 00:34:46,404 He's coming out with Mr. Habib's representative. 500 00:34:46,488 --> 00:34:48,073 You know Mr. McDonald? 501 00:34:48,323 --> 00:34:49,574 No. 502 00:34:49,699 --> 00:34:52,160 But Uncle Charles gave me his card. 503 00:34:56,081 --> 00:34:58,583 - What's wrong? - Nothing. 504 00:34:58,708 --> 00:35:01,795 Only you and Norman aren't really out of danger 505 00:35:01,878 --> 00:35:04,589 till he's actually in the buyer's van. 506 00:35:04,798 --> 00:35:07,509 I understand that, but what's the problem? 507 00:35:07,634 --> 00:35:10,887 If you and I don't know the people involved in the sale-- 508 00:35:11,012 --> 00:35:13,682 But nobody's threatened us since yesterday, 509 00:35:13,807 --> 00:35:15,433 and nothing happened in the ring. 510 00:35:15,600 --> 00:35:17,018 I know. That's what's bugging me. 511 00:35:17,102 --> 00:35:18,562 William McDonald, attorney at law. 512 00:35:18,645 --> 00:35:20,021 This is Thomas Magnum. 513 00:35:20,105 --> 00:35:22,482 I'm coordinating the transfer of the Cathcart Ranch's horse. 514 00:35:22,566 --> 00:35:25,110 Could you tell me when Mr. McDonald is due to arrive at the stables? 515 00:35:25,193 --> 00:35:27,737 He's on his way now. He should be there any minute. 516 00:35:27,821 --> 00:35:30,282 Would you describe him to me so I'll recognize him? 517 00:35:30,365 --> 00:35:32,659 He's about 45, medium height, 518 00:35:32,867 --> 00:35:35,954 dark hair, mustached, horned-rim glasses. 519 00:35:39,332 --> 00:35:41,126 Miss Malone. 520 00:35:41,410 --> 00:35:43,086 - Hi. I'm Bill McDonald. - Hi. 521 00:35:43,169 --> 00:35:44,671 - Is your uncle here? - No. 522 00:35:44,754 --> 00:35:46,631 Mr. Cathcart was called away. 523 00:35:46,715 --> 00:35:48,883 I'm Thomas Magnum. I'll be handling this for Miss Malone. 524 00:35:49,092 --> 00:35:52,846 Uh-huh. This is Robert Emery, Mr. Habib's representative. 525 00:35:53,096 --> 00:35:55,640 I hate to ask you this. I'm sure you understand. 526 00:35:55,724 --> 00:35:58,059 We can't take any chances. I need to see some identification. 527 00:35:58,310 --> 00:36:00,854 Of course you do. I think I've got all the identification you need 528 00:36:00,937 --> 00:36:03,064 right here in this briefcase. 529 00:36:07,861 --> 00:36:09,279 Here's a bill of sale. 530 00:36:11,615 --> 00:36:16,036 And here is a letter of credit and a draft for $250,000 531 00:36:16,119 --> 00:36:18,163 and an export license. 532 00:36:21,082 --> 00:36:24,961 Now, we have to check Norman's I.D. 533 00:36:25,286 --> 00:36:27,496 Excuse me. Are you the people selling the horse? 534 00:36:27,714 --> 00:36:29,591 - Yes. - All right! 535 00:36:29,716 --> 00:36:31,343 The tattoo on the inside of the lip. 536 00:36:31,509 --> 00:36:34,262 Every thoroughbred is given one when they register them. 537 00:36:35,180 --> 00:36:37,641 Now, would you like to see the tattoo on my lip? 538 00:36:38,892 --> 00:36:42,771 No, sir. Your secretary described you when I called the office. 539 00:36:42,867 --> 00:36:44,397 She's very helpful, Miss Dennis. 540 00:36:45,106 --> 00:36:46,399 Miss Dennis? 541 00:36:46,483 --> 00:36:48,568 No. My secretary's Nancy York. 542 00:36:48,818 --> 00:36:51,237 Oh. My mistake. I'm sorry. 543 00:36:51,446 --> 00:36:53,782 How about a shot of you handing the check to the girl? 544 00:36:53,990 --> 00:36:56,993 Instead, why not photograph them leading the horse into the van? 545 00:36:57,077 --> 00:36:59,454 After all, they're the champions. 546 00:36:59,640 --> 00:37:01,099 That's a great idea. How about it? 547 00:37:02,624 --> 00:37:03,958 Sure. Great. 548 00:37:04,042 --> 00:37:05,919 Take that. 549 00:37:07,337 --> 00:37:11,966 Well, Norman, this is it. No tears now. You're a big boy. 550 00:37:12,425 --> 00:37:14,094 You're a champion. 551 00:37:17,430 --> 00:37:19,599 Okay, that's a great shot of you and the horse. 552 00:37:19,724 --> 00:37:22,519 Now I want to get all of you. Okay. 553 00:37:28,191 --> 00:37:31,152 I've got your check for your fee of $350, 554 00:37:31,361 --> 00:37:33,238 except that in view of everything that's transpired, 555 00:37:33,321 --> 00:37:35,323 $350 doesn't seem like nearly enough. 556 00:37:35,448 --> 00:37:36,574 Adelaide-- 557 00:37:36,658 --> 00:37:39,744 So I'd like to give you a bonus -- $1,000 -- 558 00:37:39,911 --> 00:37:42,664 if it wouldn't be unprofessional of you to accept it. 559 00:37:47,419 --> 00:37:49,671 - From Peg and Larry. - Oh. 560 00:37:49,754 --> 00:37:51,506 Peg and Larry, gracias. 561 00:37:51,548 --> 00:37:53,341 - Hi, Uncle Charles. - Adelaide. 562 00:37:53,466 --> 00:37:54,801 May I take your order? 563 00:37:54,884 --> 00:37:56,928 Oh, that's all right. Thank you. 564 00:37:57,011 --> 00:38:00,557 We've got our beverage, but we would appreciate some glasses and ice. 565 00:38:00,632 --> 00:38:03,635 Have a drink, Mr. Magnum, if your drink is bourbon and water. 566 00:38:03,727 --> 00:38:04,978 No, thank you. 567 00:38:05,061 --> 00:38:06,688 I have the money for Norman, 568 00:38:06,771 --> 00:38:09,065 and I hugged him goodbye for you. 569 00:38:09,141 --> 00:38:11,359 Mr. Magnum was simply outstanding, 570 00:38:11,443 --> 00:38:13,611 the way he organized and checked everything. 571 00:38:15,572 --> 00:38:18,241 I was beginning to think it would never happen. 572 00:38:19,159 --> 00:38:21,953 Adelaide, I know-- I know how-- 573 00:38:22,036 --> 00:38:24,706 Well, you hated selling that horse. So did I. 574 00:38:24,998 --> 00:38:27,250 But that's why we breed them. To sell them, right? 575 00:38:28,168 --> 00:38:31,838 Well, this means we'll be able to raise a lot more, doesn't it? 576 00:38:31,921 --> 00:38:35,049 So I don't really mind... so very much. 577 00:38:37,252 --> 00:38:40,005 I'm rich, Mr. Magnum. I'm rich! 578 00:38:41,473 --> 00:38:44,267 Uh-- Mr. Cathcart, there's a Mr. McDonald outside looking for you. 579 00:38:44,350 --> 00:38:46,144 Oh, yes! Thank you. Excuse me. 580 00:38:56,488 --> 00:39:00,116 Charles, you can celebrate later. Where's Norman? 581 00:39:00,867 --> 00:39:02,702 What's he talking about? 582 00:39:03,578 --> 00:39:07,999 Adelaide, I think you better hold off on that bonus for just a minute. 583 00:39:12,295 --> 00:39:15,256 "Private Eye Helps Horsenappers." 584 00:39:15,507 --> 00:39:18,051 Magnum, I had no idea you took such a good picture. 585 00:39:18,134 --> 00:39:20,094 You're really quite photogenic. 586 00:39:20,194 --> 00:39:23,306 Higgins, Adelaide will be back any second, so if you don't mind-- 587 00:39:23,389 --> 00:39:25,767 Actually, with that overly aggressive mustache of yours, 588 00:39:27,060 --> 00:39:28,853 you look a bit like Rhett Butler. 589 00:39:29,896 --> 00:39:32,190 - Higgins, what-- - I'll store this in a safe place 590 00:39:32,357 --> 00:39:35,485 until I can clip it and send it on to Robin Masters. 591 00:39:35,693 --> 00:39:36,736 Higgins! 592 00:39:36,820 --> 00:39:38,655 Since Adelaide hired me, 593 00:39:38,738 --> 00:39:41,199 I have been beaten up, blown up and banged on the head. 594 00:39:41,282 --> 00:39:44,994 The police questioned me for six hours yesterday as a suspect in the case, 595 00:39:45,203 --> 00:39:47,372 and Adelaide's uncle is threatening me with a lawsuit. 596 00:39:47,580 --> 00:39:49,415 I promise, word of honor, 597 00:39:49,499 --> 00:39:52,460 to obey the rules of the household without fail for two weeks, 598 00:39:52,544 --> 00:39:54,671 but all I'm asking you, Higgins, 599 00:39:54,754 --> 00:39:57,549 is to answer my damn questions! 600 00:39:58,842 --> 00:40:01,344 I've never heard you talk that way before. 601 00:40:01,803 --> 00:40:04,013 Higgins, please. 602 00:40:06,516 --> 00:40:09,185 Assuming that there was a valid contract of sale 603 00:40:09,269 --> 00:40:11,437 to establish Norman's value, 604 00:40:11,510 --> 00:40:13,387 the answer is yes. 605 00:40:13,481 --> 00:40:16,192 An insurance policy can be written so that the payoff is determined 606 00:40:16,276 --> 00:40:19,279 by the fair market value of the animal at the time of loss, 607 00:40:19,737 --> 00:40:22,782 whether that be theft, accident, death, 608 00:40:22,991 --> 00:40:25,702 or in Norman's case, even sterility. 609 00:40:27,620 --> 00:40:28,913 Sterility? 610 00:40:29,956 --> 00:40:32,667 I remember in India, just before the empire packed it in, 611 00:40:32,750 --> 00:40:36,170 one of our colonels paid a frightful amount for a stud polo pony. 612 00:40:36,254 --> 00:40:40,049 But when it came time for the poor animal to produce-- 613 00:40:41,134 --> 00:40:42,343 Sterile. 614 00:40:43,920 --> 00:40:45,847 - Norman could be sterile. - Oh, yes. 615 00:40:45,930 --> 00:40:48,266 Today's thoroughbreds from birth are given 616 00:40:48,349 --> 00:40:51,144 massive doses of vitamins, hormones, steroids. 617 00:40:51,394 --> 00:40:54,689 We don't know the effects of all of them, but there are dangers. 618 00:40:54,814 --> 00:40:56,774 Danger of what? 619 00:41:00,111 --> 00:41:03,654 Adelaide, do you carry sterility insurance? 620 00:41:04,376 --> 00:41:05,836 - What? - On Norman. 621 00:41:06,034 --> 00:41:09,621 - Do you carry sterility insurance? - I heard you. No. 622 00:41:09,704 --> 00:41:12,874 But we didn't have to. Uncle Charles had Norman examined, 623 00:41:12,999 --> 00:41:16,336 and the Arabs even demanded a... lab specimen. 624 00:41:16,586 --> 00:41:18,796 And I read the report. It was perfect. 625 00:41:18,922 --> 00:41:20,965 But he could've faked that, switched the samples. 626 00:41:21,925 --> 00:41:23,509 Uncle Charles? 627 00:41:23,843 --> 00:41:27,472 Adelaide, this just didn't feel right from the beginning. 628 00:41:27,555 --> 00:41:30,308 Those cowboys with black hats demanding extortion money 629 00:41:30,433 --> 00:41:32,143 and never setting up a drop. 630 00:41:33,770 --> 00:41:35,229 And that fire. 631 00:41:35,480 --> 00:41:36,856 First I thought it was a diversion, 632 00:41:36,940 --> 00:41:40,318 but it turned out to be at exactly the same end of the barn as Arabella Hill. 633 00:41:40,652 --> 00:41:42,654 And it spooked him, Adelaide. 634 00:41:44,489 --> 00:41:47,492 You said yourself that's why he gave his worst performance of the season. 635 00:41:48,952 --> 00:41:51,663 I wanted to win fair and square. 636 00:41:51,788 --> 00:41:53,331 Aw. 637 00:41:54,874 --> 00:41:56,793 I know, Adelaide. 638 00:41:57,669 --> 00:42:01,172 I know you did. But not your uncle. 639 00:42:01,589 --> 00:42:04,884 He wanted to make sure Norman was worth the maximum before-- 640 00:42:04,968 --> 00:42:08,805 Magnum, you're upsetting this poor girl for no good reason. 641 00:42:09,013 --> 00:42:15,103 If Norman was sterile, and Cathcart kidnapped him to collect the insurance, 642 00:42:15,186 --> 00:42:18,064 what could he possibly have done with the horse? 643 00:42:18,272 --> 00:42:22,151 This island is very small, too small to hide a horse for very long. 644 00:42:22,568 --> 00:42:25,238 He could only collect if the animal was-- 645 00:42:26,656 --> 00:42:27,907 No. 646 00:42:29,701 --> 00:42:32,286 No, he'd--he'd never kill Norman. 647 00:42:36,624 --> 00:42:38,418 It's okay. 648 00:42:40,878 --> 00:42:42,714 By the time I got back to the stable, 649 00:42:42,797 --> 00:42:44,841 I was praying I was wrong. 650 00:42:45,091 --> 00:42:48,928 But the more I thought about it, the more I knew I was right. 651 00:42:49,178 --> 00:42:51,556 - Why'd we come back here? - You know the expression 652 00:42:51,639 --> 00:42:53,433 "You can't see the forest for the trees"? 653 00:42:53,485 --> 00:42:56,394 I always thought the best place to hide a tree was in the forest. 654 00:42:56,477 --> 00:42:58,021 You think Norman's here. 655 00:42:58,229 --> 00:43:00,023 Like Higgins said, it's a small island. 656 00:43:00,106 --> 00:43:03,693 Five-O had roadblocks up 15 minutes after the horsenappers left. 657 00:43:03,943 --> 00:43:06,946 - The only place they hadn't looked-- - Was the show grounds. 658 00:43:14,245 --> 00:43:15,580 Norman? 659 00:43:16,914 --> 00:43:18,416 Norman? 660 00:43:20,668 --> 00:43:22,170 Norman! 661 00:43:25,006 --> 00:43:26,382 Norman! 662 00:43:28,217 --> 00:43:30,678 Norman, hello! 663 00:43:30,769 --> 00:43:32,138 Hello. 664 00:43:33,306 --> 00:43:34,932 What'd they do to him? 665 00:43:35,133 --> 00:43:37,560 They just died his blaze, that's all. 666 00:43:37,727 --> 00:43:40,521 Hiya, Norman! How ya doin'? 667 00:43:51,449 --> 00:43:53,534 - Uncle Charles! - Sorry, Adelaide. 668 00:43:53,618 --> 00:43:56,120 You should've listened to me. I told you I could handle this. 669 00:43:56,204 --> 00:43:58,956 By killing Norman and collecting the insurance money? 670 00:43:59,165 --> 00:44:00,583 Norman's sterile, isn't he? 671 00:44:00,666 --> 00:44:02,376 First you faked the lab specimen, 672 00:44:02,585 --> 00:44:05,505 - then the extortion threat-- - Magnum, you shut up. 673 00:44:05,755 --> 00:44:10,718 I want you to do one thing. Just take that gun out... very easy. 674 00:44:11,844 --> 00:44:13,471 Now. 675 00:44:14,388 --> 00:44:15,848 Easy, man. 676 00:44:20,311 --> 00:44:23,231 - You're not gonna kill Norman. - Adelaide, I have to. 677 00:44:23,314 --> 00:44:25,191 It's the only way I can get the money. 678 00:44:25,274 --> 00:44:27,985 He's gotta be dead, Adelaide. Don't you see that? 679 00:44:28,528 --> 00:44:30,363 Then you kill me too. 680 00:44:30,571 --> 00:44:31,864 Adelaide, I can't kill you. 681 00:44:36,911 --> 00:44:40,081 I can't kill you! No! 682 00:44:45,044 --> 00:44:47,380 - Adelaide, get the gun! - I found it! 683 00:44:50,174 --> 00:44:51,592 Then point it at them! 684 00:44:51,843 --> 00:44:53,970 Hold it, or I'll blow you to glory. 685 00:44:54,262 --> 00:44:56,722 Her dad taught her to shoot back in Iowa. 686 00:44:56,889 --> 00:45:00,143 My father did teach me to shoot. And if they move, I'll kill 'em. 687 00:45:00,226 --> 00:45:02,770 But what about Uncle Charles? 688 00:45:06,691 --> 00:45:08,317 Take the safety off. 689 00:45:31,090 --> 00:45:34,427 Whoa, son. Whoa. 690 00:45:35,720 --> 00:45:37,388 It's all right, Norman. 691 00:45:38,431 --> 00:45:40,016 Whoa. 692 00:45:41,392 --> 00:45:43,019 It's not your fault. 693 00:45:45,938 --> 00:45:47,690 Not your fault at all. 694 00:45:48,399 --> 00:45:49,901 Come on. 695 00:45:59,493 --> 00:46:02,455 Play for the club championship will begin. 696 00:46:04,874 --> 00:46:07,335 But I don't need to tell you what's at stake. 697 00:46:15,176 --> 00:46:16,969 Magnum! 698 00:46:18,971 --> 00:46:21,265 No more distressing news, I hope. 699 00:46:23,559 --> 00:46:25,686 I paid money for this, you know. 700 00:46:25,770 --> 00:46:28,356 Uh, I would like to win this tournament. 701 00:46:28,439 --> 00:46:31,150 I'm very apologetic for interrupting, but I double-parked the van 702 00:46:31,234 --> 00:46:34,028 with Norman out front, and the valet is getting very upset. 703 00:46:34,111 --> 00:46:36,197 - You'd think by now he knew me-- - Adelaide, what-- 704 00:46:36,405 --> 00:46:38,741 Well, your check for $350. 705 00:46:38,824 --> 00:46:42,203 Except it's only 100, and my I.O.U. with interest on the balance, 706 00:46:42,286 --> 00:46:44,870 because I had the extra expense of the van to take Norman home, 707 00:46:44,956 --> 00:46:46,390 because nobody wanted to buy him, 708 00:46:46,499 --> 00:46:49,543 though I'm really relieved not to lose him... here. 709 00:46:52,129 --> 00:46:54,590 What's my security for the I.O.U.? 710 00:46:54,924 --> 00:46:58,386 Magnum, I'm from Iowa. You know I'm good for it. 711 00:46:59,553 --> 00:47:01,514 Yeah, I guess you are. 712 00:47:03,099 --> 00:47:05,851 And a terrific smile. Don't forget that. 713 00:47:06,185 --> 00:47:07,770 Never. 714 00:47:09,063 --> 00:47:10,940 There's just one more thing. 715 00:47:11,107 --> 00:47:13,317 It's rather personal. 716 00:47:14,235 --> 00:47:15,945 Thomas. 717 00:47:17,989 --> 00:47:20,116 In the middle of a volleyball tournament? 718 00:47:21,117 --> 00:47:23,244 I may never have the nerve again. 719 00:47:23,327 --> 00:47:25,746 But lately I seem to have lots of nerve. 720 00:47:25,871 --> 00:47:28,249 Do you remember how surprised I was when we first met 721 00:47:28,457 --> 00:47:30,251 and you were standing in the shower drinking a beer? 722 00:47:30,459 --> 00:47:32,753 Well, it was because Uncle Charles had warned me 723 00:47:32,837 --> 00:47:35,589 that you were a womanizer and a bounder and a roué. 724 00:47:35,756 --> 00:47:37,091 A "roué"? 725 00:47:37,300 --> 00:47:41,220 Well, now I know that it was just to keep me from hiring you. 726 00:47:41,304 --> 00:47:43,723 But the reason I was surprised was 727 00:47:43,806 --> 00:47:46,767 because you had the kindest eyes I'd ever seen. 728 00:47:46,976 --> 00:47:50,104 And now I know you're not... a roué. 729 00:47:50,354 --> 00:47:51,731 And I-- 730 00:47:51,814 --> 00:47:53,691 I'd really appreciate it-- 731 00:47:55,234 --> 00:47:57,445 I'd be beholden to you if-- 732 00:48:19,633 --> 00:48:23,179 Don't encourage him! I'm trying to win this thing! 733 00:48:26,724 --> 00:48:28,976 The kindest eyes I'd ever seen. 734 00:48:29,185 --> 00:48:31,437 Thomas Magnum, private investigator. 735 00:48:38,361 --> 00:48:40,404 Begin play. 736 00:48:40,863 --> 00:48:42,990 I guess when I became a private investigator, 737 00:48:43,115 --> 00:48:46,327 I had my share of fantasies about beautiful women I'd rescue, 738 00:48:46,410 --> 00:48:50,414 who'd, you know, be grateful for my services. 739 00:48:50,623 --> 00:48:52,750 Most days aren't like that. 740 00:48:52,958 --> 00:48:56,545 But, well, some days are better than others. 741 00:49:02,134 --> 00:49:03,719 All right!