1 00:00:00,135 --> 00:00:02,888 I am not in training to enter the Iron Man contest. 2 00:00:03,030 --> 00:00:04,807 A guy'd have to be crazy to do that. 3 00:00:07,810 --> 00:00:10,145 I have enough cash to pay your salary for one day, 4 00:00:10,312 --> 00:00:12,398 so I gotta have results in 24 hours. 5 00:00:13,440 --> 00:00:15,526 - Wah! - Come on! Come on! 6 00:00:15,734 --> 00:00:18,570 - T.M., I gotta get you dry, man. - T.C., you're killing me. 7 00:00:18,779 --> 00:00:20,572 Come on, Magnum! 8 00:00:21,115 --> 00:00:21,949 Who's he? 9 00:00:22,157 --> 00:00:23,575 Oh, this is a private investigator-- 10 00:00:23,742 --> 00:00:24,743 A cop? 11 00:00:24,910 --> 00:00:26,703 I'm making a citizen's arrest. 12 00:00:26,912 --> 00:00:28,664 Magnum! 13 00:00:28,830 --> 00:00:29,998 Magnum! 14 00:01:34,580 --> 00:01:37,816 Hawaii is like every sensual woman I've ever known. 15 00:01:37,941 --> 00:01:40,194 She can have raging, violent bursts of temper, 16 00:01:40,277 --> 00:01:43,530 followed by incredible calm and peacefulness. 17 00:01:43,655 --> 00:01:46,492 Today was one of those days of true serenity 18 00:01:46,575 --> 00:01:49,620 when even the great tourist wave seems to recede. 19 00:01:49,870 --> 00:01:52,414 I mean, I couldn't believe the stillness. 20 00:02:04,676 --> 00:02:06,303 Man, business stinks. 21 00:02:06,386 --> 00:02:08,055 - Hi, guys. - Hi. 22 00:02:09,264 --> 00:02:11,141 Rick, what's the exact time right now? 23 00:02:11,225 --> 00:02:12,851 You know, everybody's on the mainland. 24 00:02:12,935 --> 00:02:16,217 Nobody even cares if my chopper's sittin' there gettin' rusty, 25 00:02:16,313 --> 00:02:17,481 just eatin' money. 26 00:02:17,523 --> 00:02:18,982 Rick, the time! Right now! 27 00:02:19,066 --> 00:02:22,194 Geez. It's 11:29 at the tone. Bing! 28 00:02:22,319 --> 00:02:24,821 That's 56 minutes. That's my best time yet. 29 00:02:24,905 --> 00:02:26,490 And I know I could do better on the road, 30 00:02:26,573 --> 00:02:29,284 because this last stretch of beach is all soft sand. 31 00:02:29,409 --> 00:02:31,703 What do you think this is, a gymnasium? 32 00:02:32,037 --> 00:02:35,332 Hey, man, you stay in pretty good shape, huh? 33 00:02:36,166 --> 00:02:37,918 About how many miles do you jog a day? 34 00:02:38,001 --> 00:02:39,086 Only eight. 35 00:02:39,127 --> 00:02:40,796 Eight. Hmm. Mm-hmm. 36 00:02:41,296 --> 00:02:43,090 Uh, you swim a lot too, huh? 37 00:02:43,382 --> 00:02:45,050 Now and then. 38 00:02:45,259 --> 00:02:47,844 - I bet you can ride a bike pretty good. - Bicycle? 39 00:02:48,053 --> 00:02:49,555 T.C., 40 00:02:50,097 --> 00:02:53,517 I am not in training to enter the Iron Man contest. 41 00:02:54,768 --> 00:02:57,604 Honest. A guy'd have to be crazy to do that. 42 00:02:57,679 --> 00:03:01,057 First you swim five miles, then you marathon 26 miles, 43 00:03:01,149 --> 00:03:03,402 then ride a bike a hundred miles all in the same day. 44 00:03:06,363 --> 00:03:08,282 - Yeah, this is Rick. - I bet you could do it. 45 00:03:08,865 --> 00:03:10,742 - No bet. - Okay. 46 00:03:11,702 --> 00:03:13,453 Thomas, that was Jimmy at the gate. 47 00:03:13,537 --> 00:03:15,872 There's a woman here to see you. This has gotta stop. 48 00:03:15,956 --> 00:03:18,542 I mean, as Higgins would say, this is a private club, 49 00:03:18,584 --> 00:03:19,918 - not an office. - Not an office. 50 00:03:21,336 --> 00:03:22,879 Magnum, P.I.? 51 00:03:22,963 --> 00:03:25,048 I'm Barbara Terranova from Bayonne, New Jersey. 52 00:03:25,132 --> 00:03:27,426 The message on your answering machine said I could find you here, 53 00:03:27,593 --> 00:03:28,719 so I came right over. 54 00:03:28,802 --> 00:03:31,555 Hi, Barbara Terranova. I'm Rick. I, uh, manage this club. 55 00:03:31,638 --> 00:03:33,640 This is T.C. The fella you're looking for 56 00:03:33,682 --> 00:03:36,685 is standing right behind you with the baseball hat on. 57 00:03:38,145 --> 00:03:40,397 Figures. I've only been here two days, 58 00:03:40,439 --> 00:03:43,066 but already I know everything in Hawaii is a little cuckoo. 59 00:03:43,275 --> 00:03:45,819 Oh-- Maybe you'd like to step out on the beach 60 00:03:45,944 --> 00:03:47,279 where we can talk more privately. 61 00:03:47,362 --> 00:03:48,488 Magnum, I'm gonna be up front. 62 00:03:48,697 --> 00:03:52,284 I have enough cash to pay your salary for one day -- exactly one day. 63 00:03:52,409 --> 00:03:55,287 So I gotta have results in 24 hours. What do you say? 64 00:03:55,370 --> 00:03:58,457 I'm sorry, Miss Terranova, but no respectable private investigator 65 00:03:58,540 --> 00:04:00,709 can guarantee a one-day result. 66 00:04:02,085 --> 00:04:04,671 Well, almost none. 67 00:04:05,631 --> 00:04:07,841 I know. That's what they all said. 68 00:04:07,924 --> 00:04:08,967 All? 69 00:04:09,051 --> 00:04:11,261 I phoned every investigator in the phone book. 70 00:04:11,345 --> 00:04:13,305 Oh. Well, alphabetically, of course. 71 00:04:15,641 --> 00:04:17,476 Thomas, we gotta do something with your listing. 72 00:04:17,565 --> 00:04:19,353 We gotta move it up or somethin'. 73 00:04:19,770 --> 00:04:22,147 I just figured I could count on you somehow. 74 00:04:22,230 --> 00:04:25,776 I mean, your voice on your answering machine was so sympathetic. 75 00:04:26,193 --> 00:04:28,362 I quit my job back in Bayonne 76 00:04:28,403 --> 00:04:30,614 at the Firmer Body in Ten Days Exercise Salon 77 00:04:30,697 --> 00:04:33,033 and I spent all my savings on new outfits 78 00:04:33,116 --> 00:04:34,868 and a plane ticket one way. 79 00:04:35,452 --> 00:04:38,038 I just don't know what I'm gonna do. 80 00:04:52,052 --> 00:04:55,138 Once I said yes, it was like punching a clock. 81 00:04:55,430 --> 00:04:58,266 Barbara barely gave me time to shower and change into some gear 82 00:04:58,350 --> 00:04:59,851 I kept at the club. 83 00:05:00,060 --> 00:05:03,230 I wanted to grab a cab back to the estate and pick up the Ferrari, 84 00:05:03,355 --> 00:05:06,441 but she said that would be a waste of her time and money. 85 00:05:06,525 --> 00:05:09,027 So we headed downtown. 86 00:05:09,236 --> 00:05:10,237 On a bus. 87 00:05:10,320 --> 00:05:11,571 Almost fresh. 88 00:05:11,655 --> 00:05:13,323 I got 'em on the plane yesterday. 89 00:05:13,407 --> 00:05:15,409 Thank goodness I saved 'em, huh? 90 00:05:18,704 --> 00:05:20,706 - Barbara. - Mm-hmm? 91 00:05:21,748 --> 00:05:24,751 I understand about Roger being a great pool player-- 92 00:05:24,835 --> 00:05:26,878 Fantastic player! 93 00:05:27,003 --> 00:05:30,132 His life's dream is to play competition on TV. 94 00:05:30,215 --> 00:05:34,344 But what I don't understand is the part about the gold teeth. 95 00:05:34,553 --> 00:05:38,014 Ah. Well, um, his gardening truck. 96 00:05:38,140 --> 00:05:41,351 Did I mention that Roger is terrific with tropical flowers? 97 00:05:41,476 --> 00:05:44,229 And therefore I know he's gonna be doin' real well over here. 98 00:05:44,312 --> 00:05:48,108 Anyway, his gardening truck was rear-ended, and his mouth-- 99 00:05:48,191 --> 00:05:50,527 Steering wheel. 100 00:05:51,445 --> 00:05:55,615 So, he had this friend whose cousin was a dentist-- 101 00:05:55,699 --> 00:05:57,200 Some friend, right? 102 00:05:57,284 --> 00:06:00,454 And he gave him a deal on these new front teeth. 103 00:06:00,704 --> 00:06:04,332 The problem with tailing a bus is that it can be pretty humiliating. 104 00:06:04,416 --> 00:06:08,170 See, a bus creeps along while the rest of the traffic moves around it. 105 00:06:08,378 --> 00:06:11,840 Well, all the, uh, enamel fell off, leaving just the gold casings. 106 00:06:11,923 --> 00:06:14,551 Yeah. So that's why you don't have a photo of Roger. 107 00:06:14,634 --> 00:06:16,762 He's embarrassed to get his picture taken. 108 00:06:17,137 --> 00:06:19,890 Come on. The next pool hall is right up the street. 109 00:06:20,015 --> 00:06:22,100 - Okay. - Barbara, 110 00:06:22,309 --> 00:06:25,854 does anyone know that you've come here looking for Roger? 111 00:06:25,937 --> 00:06:28,273 Ha! Only half of Bayonne. 112 00:06:28,398 --> 00:06:32,027 I tried to stop my mother, but she insisted on giving an elopement party. 113 00:06:32,152 --> 00:06:34,654 Which is a first for New Jersey. 114 00:06:44,039 --> 00:06:46,291 I would be paranoid to assume the blue sedan 115 00:06:46,374 --> 00:06:48,084 was following Barbara and me. 116 00:06:48,168 --> 00:06:50,253 There were plenty of other people on the bus. 117 00:06:50,337 --> 00:06:53,340 But private investigators are paid to be paranoid. 118 00:06:53,507 --> 00:06:56,760 So I made a mental note to check for the car when we came out. 119 00:06:56,843 --> 00:07:01,598 I wonder if Barbara realized just how careful I was being on her behalf. 120 00:07:08,980 --> 00:07:11,650 - Yes, Mr. Masters? - Hi, Higgins. It's me. 121 00:07:12,067 --> 00:07:15,487 Magnum, why must you always call me on Robin Masters' private line 122 00:07:15,570 --> 00:07:18,323 when there are four other perfectly good phone lines into the estate? 123 00:07:18,573 --> 00:07:21,535 Well, it's the only number that I can remember. 124 00:07:21,618 --> 00:07:24,287 Um, Higgins, can I have the Ferrari? 125 00:07:24,496 --> 00:07:25,831 You're asking? 126 00:07:26,039 --> 00:07:27,374 Of course I'm asking. 127 00:07:27,582 --> 00:07:29,918 This isn't like you, Magnum. Not like you at all. 128 00:07:30,126 --> 00:07:32,212 Well, I--I need it delivered. 129 00:07:32,295 --> 00:07:33,630 Delivered? 130 00:07:33,713 --> 00:07:36,091 Look, Higgins, I only have 24-- 131 00:07:38,000 --> 00:07:40,136 23 hours to solve this case that I'm on, 132 00:07:40,220 --> 00:07:42,055 and I can't do it riding around on a bus. 133 00:07:42,305 --> 00:07:43,515 A bus? 134 00:07:43,765 --> 00:07:45,892 You're on a case and you're riding on a bus? 135 00:07:48,144 --> 00:07:51,606 Don't laugh, Higgins. Some of your best investigators use buses. 136 00:07:51,751 --> 00:07:53,233 Buses can't be tailed. 137 00:07:53,358 --> 00:07:55,819 You can always spot a tail when you're riding on a bus. 138 00:07:56,069 --> 00:07:59,030 Oh, Magnum! This is too, too much. 139 00:07:59,239 --> 00:08:01,116 Just get me the Ferrari, Higgins. 140 00:08:01,199 --> 00:08:02,534 I'm at-- 141 00:08:03,702 --> 00:08:05,787 Honolulu Lulu's. 142 00:08:08,331 --> 00:08:10,959 Honolulu Lulu's Pool Hall. 143 00:08:15,171 --> 00:08:19,175 Honolulu Lulu's! I don't believe it. 144 00:08:21,219 --> 00:08:23,388 Corner of Kaula and-- and Hannaliki. 145 00:08:23,471 --> 00:08:25,515 I'll send one of the gardeners round with it. 146 00:08:25,682 --> 00:08:28,602 Oh, and, Magnum, don't forget to tell him which bus to take back. 147 00:08:28,727 --> 00:08:30,562 I wouldn't want him to make the wrong transfer 148 00:08:30,645 --> 00:08:33,273 or whatever it is one does on a bus. 149 00:08:36,860 --> 00:08:38,987 Nobody here ever saw Roger. Let's hit the next one. 150 00:08:39,061 --> 00:08:41,439 I've got my car coming. We went all through that. 151 00:08:41,531 --> 00:08:43,909 I got no time to wait around while you wait for a car coming from-- 152 00:08:43,992 --> 00:08:45,243 Barbara, 153 00:08:45,327 --> 00:08:47,412 we can cover the pool halls faster from my car 154 00:08:47,495 --> 00:08:49,289 than we can in the back of a bus. 155 00:08:49,372 --> 00:08:52,834 Besides, how do you know Roger won't come through that door any second? 156 00:08:52,959 --> 00:08:54,419 Look, I'll tell you what. 157 00:08:54,502 --> 00:08:57,589 My car will be here within the hour. I'll play you for that hour. 158 00:08:57,672 --> 00:09:00,675 If you win, I still owe you 23 hours of investigative time. 159 00:09:00,759 --> 00:09:04,054 If I win, 22. But either way, we'll have my car and we'll move faster. 160 00:09:04,159 --> 00:09:06,640 - What do you say? - You a hustler? 161 00:09:06,723 --> 00:09:08,683 Do I look like a pool hustler? 162 00:09:08,725 --> 00:09:11,353 No. Rack 'em up. 163 00:09:11,645 --> 00:09:14,606 Uh, no. They're, uh-- They're still in Lulu's. 164 00:09:15,482 --> 00:09:17,776 No. They haven't spotted us yet. 165 00:09:19,027 --> 00:09:20,820 All right. Right. 166 00:09:22,030 --> 00:09:24,532 Maybe I didn't have a fluorescent suntan, 167 00:09:24,616 --> 00:09:28,078 but I'd spent my share of time in pool halls as a kid. 168 00:09:31,498 --> 00:09:32,958 Of course, 169 00:09:33,083 --> 00:09:35,001 that was a long time ago. 170 00:09:36,002 --> 00:09:38,630 - Straight pool? - Mm-hmm. 171 00:09:41,091 --> 00:09:44,219 Gee, I haven't played since I learned for Roger. 172 00:09:47,305 --> 00:09:49,975 In Bayonne, girls in their late 20s, 173 00:09:50,183 --> 00:09:52,310 or early 30s, 174 00:09:52,560 --> 00:09:54,813 still do that for their men. 175 00:10:04,364 --> 00:10:05,782 Roger and I met playing pool. 176 00:10:06,783 --> 00:10:10,954 I felt this... attraction to him and asked him to teach me. 177 00:10:11,579 --> 00:10:13,915 When someone's showing you the game, there's a lot of... 178 00:10:15,083 --> 00:10:16,710 touching and being close. 179 00:10:19,295 --> 00:10:22,132 Well, by the end of the evening, he'd asked me out. 180 00:10:22,507 --> 00:10:24,092 It was just like in the movies. 181 00:10:24,217 --> 00:10:26,553 - You know what I mean? - I think I can guess. 182 00:10:31,474 --> 00:10:33,101 Excuse me. 183 00:10:34,019 --> 00:10:37,105 Well, just when I know he's about ready to pop the question, 184 00:10:37,856 --> 00:10:39,232 he disappears. 185 00:10:41,317 --> 00:10:42,235 Ah. 186 00:10:42,318 --> 00:10:45,155 Almost a year later, I get this postcard from him... 187 00:10:45,238 --> 00:10:47,991 with this P.O. box postmark, you know? 188 00:10:49,743 --> 00:10:52,871 Once the writing started again, we burned up the post office. 189 00:10:52,996 --> 00:10:54,998 I mean torrid, you know? 190 00:10:55,832 --> 00:10:57,584 And then, 191 00:10:59,669 --> 00:11:01,087 bam! 192 00:11:01,254 --> 00:11:02,797 A marriage proposal. 193 00:11:04,966 --> 00:11:06,551 Excuse me. 194 00:11:07,927 --> 00:11:10,346 Well, I was so excited I couldn't sleep for two nights. 195 00:11:10,430 --> 00:11:11,723 And then I telegraphed. 196 00:11:11,973 --> 00:11:13,516 "Yes." 197 00:11:13,975 --> 00:11:16,686 And then yesterday, when I got off the plane-- 198 00:11:16,895 --> 00:11:18,146 No Roger. 199 00:11:21,149 --> 00:11:23,276 That's 24 hours you owe me. 200 00:11:23,359 --> 00:11:25,111 Rack 'em up. 201 00:11:28,740 --> 00:11:31,201 - Well? - Well, we do what we have to do. 202 00:11:42,420 --> 00:11:44,798 We visited so many pool halls that day and night, 203 00:11:44,881 --> 00:11:46,674 I couldn't begin to remember them all. 204 00:11:46,755 --> 00:11:48,757 Barbara's 24 hours were about up-- 205 00:11:48,843 --> 00:11:52,472 That is... until your figured our pool bets. 206 00:11:52,555 --> 00:11:55,809 According to my calculations, you owe me through dinnertime, 207 00:11:55,934 --> 00:11:57,977 which is 6:00 p.m. in Bayonne. 208 00:11:58,269 --> 00:11:59,562 Right. 209 00:12:00,021 --> 00:12:02,190 My paranoia was in full bloom. 210 00:12:02,315 --> 00:12:04,359 Every time we came out of one of those pool halls, 211 00:12:04,442 --> 00:12:06,152 the blue sedan was cruising by. 212 00:12:06,277 --> 00:12:09,405 Even after we switched from the bus to the car, his tailing didn't improve. 213 00:12:09,531 --> 00:12:12,242 It was almost like he wanted to be spotted. 214 00:12:12,325 --> 00:12:13,827 - Barbara? - Hmm? 215 00:12:13,910 --> 00:12:15,870 Are you a girl who gets nervous in a car? 216 00:12:15,954 --> 00:12:16,955 Never. 217 00:13:24,898 --> 00:13:26,191 Barbara, 218 00:13:26,983 --> 00:13:28,776 I'm going to the bathroom. 219 00:13:29,152 --> 00:13:32,614 In two minutes, you go to the bathroom. 220 00:13:33,781 --> 00:13:35,783 But I don't have to go to the bathroom. 221 00:13:35,992 --> 00:13:38,328 Please, go to the bathroom. 222 00:13:38,536 --> 00:13:41,372 But I--I don't have to go to the bathroom. 223 00:13:41,706 --> 00:13:44,250 - Please. - Okay. 224 00:13:44,792 --> 00:13:46,461 But I don't have to. 225 00:15:31,691 --> 00:15:34,777 When somebody drives a car that tries too hard to be average 226 00:15:34,861 --> 00:15:36,946 and sports a haircut with white sidewalls, 227 00:15:37,030 --> 00:15:39,991 it usually adds up to one thing: government. 228 00:15:40,158 --> 00:15:43,661 But why would the government care about Barbara's missing fiancé? 229 00:16:02,555 --> 00:16:03,806 That's funny. 230 00:16:03,890 --> 00:16:05,933 Higgins usually has the dogs greet me. 231 00:16:06,017 --> 00:16:07,352 Yeah, me too. 232 00:16:07,852 --> 00:16:10,438 Except today he was in a really, really good mood. 233 00:16:10,646 --> 00:16:13,524 Kept laughing and saying something about busing. 234 00:16:13,608 --> 00:16:15,860 Why don't you make yourself at home, T.C.? 235 00:16:15,943 --> 00:16:17,653 Yeah, that's what I'm doin'. 236 00:16:17,737 --> 00:16:19,489 Uh, where's the powder room? 237 00:16:19,572 --> 00:16:21,074 He ain't got one of them. 238 00:16:21,157 --> 00:16:23,618 My bathroom is right through there. 239 00:16:23,701 --> 00:16:25,286 Thanks. 240 00:16:33,169 --> 00:16:36,547 Rick, I want you to check a--a light blue sedan for me. 241 00:16:36,631 --> 00:16:39,092 License number 5567A. 242 00:16:39,175 --> 00:16:42,637 It's a--a government vehicle or a rental. 243 00:16:42,762 --> 00:16:46,599 And the driver, well, he's, uh, early 20s, blond-- 244 00:16:46,808 --> 00:16:48,476 Yeah, government type. 245 00:16:49,602 --> 00:16:51,312 Yeah. Uh, thanks. 246 00:16:51,396 --> 00:16:53,106 What are you doing? 247 00:16:53,231 --> 00:16:56,401 - The Iron Man contest. - Oh, no, T.C. 248 00:16:56,526 --> 00:16:58,945 No way. I told you. I am not entering that. 249 00:16:59,153 --> 00:17:01,531 - Don't start again. - Not even to save Island Hoppers? 250 00:17:01,614 --> 00:17:05,368 I mean, I figure what I need is better promotion, better advertising. 251 00:17:05,576 --> 00:17:08,579 What could be better than to have the company name 252 00:17:08,704 --> 00:17:11,040 in front of the public in a big, fancy-- 253 00:17:11,124 --> 00:17:13,084 Oh, I see. You're entering the race. 254 00:17:13,292 --> 00:17:15,169 Did I hear somebody mention a race? 255 00:17:15,253 --> 00:17:16,671 Oh, yeah. It's the Iron Man. 256 00:17:16,754 --> 00:17:20,091 It's a big event with men and women if you're into competitive suicide. 257 00:17:20,174 --> 00:17:23,177 See, first you swim five miles in rough water. 258 00:17:23,219 --> 00:17:25,847 Then you run a complete 26 mile marathon. 259 00:17:25,930 --> 00:17:29,016 Then, finally, the people who are still alive, they bicycle a hundred miles. 260 00:17:29,100 --> 00:17:31,310 T.C. here is gonna enter. 261 00:17:31,394 --> 00:17:34,188 Oh, no, no, no, no, no. Not me. You. 262 00:17:34,689 --> 00:17:37,692 Island Hoppers is going to sponsor you in the Iron Man. 263 00:17:37,859 --> 00:17:40,069 Oh, no. No way. 264 00:17:40,153 --> 00:17:42,405 A person's gotta be crazy to enter that event. 265 00:17:42,613 --> 00:17:45,491 Mm-hmm. That makes you the perfect candidate. 266 00:17:45,700 --> 00:17:47,618 Besides, look at the difference in our bodies. 267 00:17:47,702 --> 00:17:51,456 I mean, I'm all shiny, muscle and power. 268 00:17:51,539 --> 00:17:54,500 But you-- you got the legs to win it. 269 00:17:54,584 --> 00:17:56,878 That's right! And I intend to keep them. 270 00:17:56,961 --> 00:17:59,172 I mean, think about this, T.C. 271 00:17:59,255 --> 00:18:02,758 Swimming, running a marathon and then bicycling a hundred miles. 272 00:18:03,009 --> 00:18:05,928 All right. What--What--What about all this "I owe you one, T.C."? 273 00:18:06,012 --> 00:18:08,055 - When does that get paid? - Well, that's different. 274 00:18:08,222 --> 00:18:09,849 I mean, that's entirely different. 275 00:18:10,183 --> 00:18:12,768 Vouchers. What about vouchers? 276 00:18:12,852 --> 00:18:15,521 Vouchers for--for gas, vouchers for air time, 277 00:18:15,605 --> 00:18:17,273 vouchers for this, vouchers for that. 278 00:18:17,356 --> 00:18:18,733 When are you gonna take care of that? 279 00:18:18,816 --> 00:18:20,526 I'd do it, T.C. I really would, 280 00:18:20,610 --> 00:18:22,987 but, see, I'm on a case with Barbara here. 281 00:18:23,404 --> 00:18:24,614 Ah. 282 00:18:24,696 --> 00:18:27,158 Now, I've had occasion during the past 24 hours 283 00:18:27,241 --> 00:18:29,452 to scrutinize the body in question. 284 00:18:29,543 --> 00:18:32,129 My analysis: mediocre reflexes-- 285 00:18:32,205 --> 00:18:33,247 Mediocre? 286 00:18:33,331 --> 00:18:35,416 - Average motor skills-- - Average? 287 00:18:35,541 --> 00:18:38,419 And speed and endurance of a questionable nature. 288 00:18:38,495 --> 00:18:39,670 Shoot! 289 00:18:39,795 --> 00:18:42,215 Now there's no way this specimen could complete, 290 00:18:42,298 --> 00:18:45,510 let alone compete in, the Iron Man competition 291 00:18:45,760 --> 00:18:47,303 unless-- 292 00:18:49,222 --> 00:18:50,681 Let me guess. 293 00:18:53,768 --> 00:18:55,186 Well, unless what? 294 00:18:56,062 --> 00:18:58,189 Your boy gets a first-class, 295 00:18:58,272 --> 00:19:02,401 knowledgeable, certified trainer to guide him to a winning body. 296 00:19:02,902 --> 00:19:04,570 Yeah, but where do I get that? 297 00:19:04,737 --> 00:19:07,031 I mean, a dude like that's gotta cost big bucks. 298 00:19:07,114 --> 00:19:08,866 Not a dude, T.C. 299 00:19:08,950 --> 00:19:11,244 A "dudette." Am I right, Barbara? 300 00:19:11,869 --> 00:19:13,579 Modestly, yes. 301 00:19:13,663 --> 00:19:15,206 The pride of Bayonne. 302 00:19:15,289 --> 00:19:18,834 The top instructor at the Firmer Body in Ten Days Figure Salon. 303 00:19:18,918 --> 00:19:23,214 And in return for my services, Magnum continues to search for Roger 304 00:19:23,422 --> 00:19:26,217 and then runs the Iron Man to pay his debts to you. Deal? 305 00:19:26,551 --> 00:19:28,469 - You got it. - No! 306 00:19:29,136 --> 00:19:31,514 And a one and a two 307 00:19:31,639 --> 00:19:33,558 and a three and a four. 308 00:19:33,766 --> 00:19:35,643 And a one and a two 309 00:19:35,685 --> 00:19:37,562 and a three and a four. 310 00:19:37,645 --> 00:19:39,272 And breathe. 311 00:19:41,901 --> 00:19:44,819 And a one and a two and a breathe. 312 00:19:45,945 --> 00:19:47,446 Good morning, Barbara. 313 00:19:47,530 --> 00:19:49,865 Very subtle. You're wasting your time. 314 00:19:49,949 --> 00:19:52,118 - I don't want to play. - Oh, now, Magnum. 315 00:19:52,201 --> 00:19:54,537 Now, the secret here, you see, is knees to chest. 316 00:19:54,620 --> 00:19:56,956 Knees to chest. Try it. Now-- 317 00:19:57,039 --> 00:19:59,667 I am heading for a swim, and when I get back, Barbara-- 318 00:19:59,883 --> 00:20:01,669 Babs. Call me Babs. Or coach. 319 00:20:01,752 --> 00:20:03,129 Or whatever makes you feel comfortable. 320 00:20:03,212 --> 00:20:05,047 Never. I will never call you coach 321 00:20:05,131 --> 00:20:07,925 because I promise you I am never going to enter that contest. 322 00:20:08,073 --> 00:20:10,326 Well, what about T.C. and saving the Island Hoppers? 323 00:20:10,511 --> 00:20:11,887 What about Roger and me? 324 00:20:11,971 --> 00:20:14,265 I mean, this whole deal depends on your entering this contest. 325 00:20:14,432 --> 00:20:16,559 - I mean-- - Good morning. 326 00:20:16,642 --> 00:20:18,561 I am sorry about all that, believe me, 327 00:20:18,728 --> 00:20:21,439 and I'd do anything for T.C.-- Anything else, I mean. 328 00:20:21,522 --> 00:20:23,774 And maybe we can work something out about finding Roger. 329 00:20:23,941 --> 00:20:26,777 - Oh, no, I could never accept charity. - Well, then pay me later, 330 00:20:26,944 --> 00:20:28,863 but just don't talk to me about this contest. 331 00:20:29,071 --> 00:20:32,450 Ah, the contest. The excitement, the anticipation, 332 00:20:32,533 --> 00:20:33,659 the agony. 333 00:20:35,077 --> 00:20:38,581 Now, here are the items you requested, courtesy of the household account. 334 00:20:38,664 --> 00:20:42,043 Protein powder, vitamins with an emphasis on "B" complex, 335 00:20:42,126 --> 00:20:44,587 tuna for tuna shakes. 336 00:20:44,837 --> 00:20:48,090 It sounds positively revolting, but I'm sure it's quite nourishing. 337 00:20:48,215 --> 00:20:49,967 Higgins, what is this? 338 00:20:50,134 --> 00:20:51,719 Paying out of the household account? 339 00:20:51,802 --> 00:20:54,096 You never pay for anything for me out of-- 340 00:20:54,805 --> 00:20:57,391 Wait. How'd you find out about this? 341 00:20:57,642 --> 00:21:00,478 T.C. told me his plans when I let him in last night. 342 00:21:00,561 --> 00:21:03,147 For once I agreed with him, and so does Mr. Masters. 343 00:21:03,314 --> 00:21:06,150 - It's a capital idea. - Robin? You talked to Robin? 344 00:21:06,233 --> 00:21:08,986 By happy coincidence, he phoned last night from Venice. 345 00:21:09,070 --> 00:21:11,072 I took the liberty of informing him of the race. 346 00:21:11,447 --> 00:21:13,366 And you let him think I was entering? 347 00:21:13,616 --> 00:21:16,452 Higgins, how could you? That's a lie! A deliberate lie! 348 00:21:16,619 --> 00:21:19,538 I must say, he was simply wildly enthusiastic. 349 00:21:19,705 --> 00:21:20,831 Well, he'd been drinking. 350 00:21:20,906 --> 00:21:23,408 He'll probably wake up tomorrow morning and won't remember a thing. 351 00:21:23,542 --> 00:21:25,586 What better way to ensure the security of the estate 352 00:21:25,628 --> 00:21:28,798 than for our resident investigator to be in top shape? 353 00:21:29,048 --> 00:21:32,218 But I've saved the really thrilling news for last. 354 00:21:32,426 --> 00:21:33,719 There's more? 355 00:21:33,803 --> 00:21:35,346 To signal his support of your effort, 356 00:21:35,513 --> 00:21:37,765 Robin's sending you something from Italy, air express. 357 00:21:37,807 --> 00:21:40,685 A World Cup racing bicycle from Milan. 358 00:21:40,935 --> 00:21:42,978 I understand it cost 2,700 American. 359 00:21:43,062 --> 00:21:46,399 Terrific! Do you know a bike like that only weighs seven pounds? 360 00:21:46,482 --> 00:21:48,693 You know what an edge that's gonna give us? 361 00:21:49,610 --> 00:21:51,821 $2,700 for a bicycle. 362 00:21:51,904 --> 00:21:53,948 I knew you'd be thrilled. 363 00:21:54,115 --> 00:21:55,991 Let me know if there's anything else I can provide. 364 00:21:56,075 --> 00:21:57,868 By the by, do you have someplace to stay? 365 00:21:57,952 --> 00:22:00,204 A small hotel on the other side of the island. 366 00:22:00,287 --> 00:22:01,872 I'll make one of the guest rooms available. 367 00:22:01,956 --> 00:22:03,916 So much more convenient for your training purposes. 368 00:22:04,041 --> 00:22:05,000 Thanks! 369 00:22:05,376 --> 00:22:06,919 And, Magnum, 370 00:22:07,545 --> 00:22:09,046 best of luck. 371 00:22:09,213 --> 00:22:11,716 I know training can be bloody hell. 372 00:22:12,341 --> 00:22:14,218 I was prepared to go along with it, 373 00:22:14,301 --> 00:22:17,012 at least until I had the business of Roger figured out. 374 00:22:17,179 --> 00:22:19,473 After all, I was in top shape. 375 00:22:19,557 --> 00:22:20,975 Maybe we should take a break. 376 00:22:21,058 --> 00:22:23,394 Nonsense. Whatever you do, don't stop. 377 00:22:23,477 --> 00:22:26,147 Just remember my motto at the exercise salon. 378 00:22:26,272 --> 00:22:28,107 Beauty Knows No Pain. Just try it. 379 00:22:28,190 --> 00:22:29,567 It's gotten more ladies through my class-- 380 00:22:29,650 --> 00:22:31,610 Please! No philosophy. 381 00:22:31,694 --> 00:22:33,195 We've barely come 10 miles. 382 00:22:33,279 --> 00:22:36,449 Now, I want to see you sprint from here to the estate. Go. 383 00:22:37,241 --> 00:22:39,952 Beauty Knows No Pain. Go! 384 00:22:41,078 --> 00:22:43,414 Go, or it's an extra 200 sit-ups. 385 00:22:56,135 --> 00:22:58,554 Hi. Miss Terranova? We'd like to talk to you. 386 00:22:59,013 --> 00:23:00,389 Magnum! 387 00:23:00,681 --> 00:23:02,224 Magnum! 388 00:23:02,516 --> 00:23:04,059 Magnum! 389 00:23:04,185 --> 00:23:06,562 Beauty Knows No Pain! 390 00:23:06,729 --> 00:23:08,731 Take it easy now. Okay? 391 00:23:09,148 --> 00:23:11,108 I'm making a citizen's arrest. 392 00:23:11,650 --> 00:23:13,527 Oh, come on, lady. Come on. 393 00:23:13,652 --> 00:23:14,779 Hey! 394 00:23:16,280 --> 00:23:18,741 - Stop it. Get your hands off me. - Gold teeth! 395 00:23:20,493 --> 00:23:22,536 Don't make this any harder than it has to be. 396 00:23:23,746 --> 00:23:25,206 Oh, let her go. Let her go. 397 00:23:25,331 --> 00:23:27,458 Let's get out of here. We're gonna draw a crowd. 398 00:23:33,005 --> 00:23:35,341 Just don't lie there. Get 'em! 399 00:23:40,805 --> 00:23:43,474 Wait. Higgins. Wait. Easy. 400 00:23:46,894 --> 00:23:48,270 Better? 401 00:23:49,939 --> 00:23:52,775 A little trick I learned in Shanghai just after the war 402 00:23:52,858 --> 00:23:56,153 from a sturdy little Oriental chap who demonstrated using dogs. 403 00:23:56,278 --> 00:23:58,072 Actually, it's still pretty bad. 404 00:23:58,155 --> 00:24:00,407 I think I may be out of action for several days. 405 00:24:00,491 --> 00:24:03,452 - No swimming with this. - Perhaps a little acupuncture. 406 00:24:03,661 --> 00:24:06,455 Let me just get my needles and we'll try some simple muscle testing. 407 00:24:06,539 --> 00:24:10,251 On the other hand, activity could be good for circulation. 408 00:24:10,334 --> 00:24:11,710 Let's go back to the guesthouse. 409 00:24:11,919 --> 00:24:13,963 I'll give you hot packs, alternating with cold packs. 410 00:24:14,046 --> 00:24:17,049 No. Not so fast. Aren't you forgetting something? 411 00:24:17,424 --> 00:24:18,843 You mean? 412 00:24:19,051 --> 00:24:20,636 Yes, as a matter of fact. 413 00:24:20,719 --> 00:24:22,555 The Hardy Boys out there. 414 00:24:22,680 --> 00:24:25,015 Especially the one with Roger's teeth. 415 00:24:25,349 --> 00:24:27,977 I was just gonna tell you about that. 416 00:24:28,727 --> 00:24:32,314 You were just so busy with beauty and pain that it slipped your mind. 417 00:24:32,731 --> 00:24:34,483 Roger doesn't have any gold teeth. 418 00:24:35,609 --> 00:24:39,405 Well, these two guys came to see me in Bayonne about six weeks ago. 419 00:24:39,488 --> 00:24:41,031 Looking for Roger. 420 00:24:42,491 --> 00:24:43,951 What story did they give you? 421 00:24:44,201 --> 00:24:47,413 Even at the exercise salon it sounded phony. 422 00:24:47,955 --> 00:24:50,916 They knew I was his girlfriend, and if I saw him, 423 00:24:51,000 --> 00:24:52,710 they wanted me to give him some money -- 424 00:24:52,793 --> 00:24:55,129 a check for a couple of thousand they said he loaned them. 425 00:24:55,379 --> 00:24:57,339 Well, I returned it, naturally. 426 00:24:57,464 --> 00:24:58,632 Naturally. 427 00:24:58,716 --> 00:25:00,217 Magnum, I'm really scared of those guys. 428 00:25:00,301 --> 00:25:02,094 They want to hurt Roger, and I don't know why. 429 00:25:02,177 --> 00:25:03,679 We gotta find him first. 430 00:25:03,762 --> 00:25:05,222 So you made up 431 00:25:05,306 --> 00:25:08,350 the whole story about the gold teeth 432 00:25:08,434 --> 00:25:10,978 to find them while we were looking for Roger. 433 00:25:12,688 --> 00:25:14,440 Do you have a photograph of him? 434 00:25:14,815 --> 00:25:16,150 Oh, in--in my bag. 435 00:25:17,693 --> 00:25:20,404 You lied to me about that! You said you didn't have one! 436 00:25:20,487 --> 00:25:21,906 I know. 437 00:25:22,740 --> 00:25:23,824 Hmm. 438 00:25:24,658 --> 00:25:26,410 Fine figure of a man. 439 00:25:29,580 --> 00:25:31,957 Honolulu's a big place, Thomas. 440 00:25:37,004 --> 00:25:39,048 I'll check it out and see what I can turn up. 441 00:25:43,886 --> 00:25:45,888 Come on, T.C. just one beer. 442 00:25:46,055 --> 00:25:49,141 You're in training. I'm not going to have my contestant 443 00:25:49,224 --> 00:25:52,311 barfing his guts all over the race from guzzling beer. 444 00:25:52,561 --> 00:25:54,897 Okay. Okay. Have it your way. 445 00:25:54,980 --> 00:25:58,025 Just because I thought it would help me forget how... 446 00:25:58,275 --> 00:26:00,319 sore my shoulder really is. 447 00:26:00,778 --> 00:26:03,405 Aw. Well, Beauty Knows No Pain. 448 00:26:03,489 --> 00:26:05,741 - And I should know. - Cut that out! 449 00:26:05,950 --> 00:26:08,118 You really believe everything she's telling you about Roger, huh? 450 00:26:08,285 --> 00:26:10,496 Yeah. Sure. 451 00:26:10,955 --> 00:26:13,624 Well, 65% I believe. 452 00:26:14,458 --> 00:26:17,378 Hey, what about that, uh, government guy in the sedan? 453 00:26:17,461 --> 00:26:19,880 - Why is he nosin' around? - Oh, great. Goons and government. 454 00:26:20,005 --> 00:26:21,632 That's big time. That's mob, Thomas. 455 00:26:21,799 --> 00:26:24,093 Rick, I am not jumping to any conclusions. 456 00:26:24,176 --> 00:26:25,511 Just 'cause it looks like-- 457 00:26:25,636 --> 00:26:28,347 Just cause it looks like he is a government witness. 458 00:26:28,555 --> 00:26:31,350 Whoa. Roger's a mob stool pigeon? 459 00:26:31,475 --> 00:26:33,894 Bullets flyin' all over the place, and you got a race? 460 00:26:34,144 --> 00:26:35,771 - You really believe her, huh? - Rick! 461 00:26:35,980 --> 00:26:37,940 Okay, okay. I told you I'd check it out, 462 00:26:37,982 --> 00:26:39,858 and, Thomas, I will check it out. 463 00:26:39,942 --> 00:26:41,944 Um, Thomas, listen. 464 00:26:42,069 --> 00:26:44,363 I thought after the race I'd throw a little celebration. 465 00:26:44,446 --> 00:26:46,865 - Like a congratulation gesture. - Yeah, yeah. Just us guys. 466 00:26:46,949 --> 00:26:48,951 Yeah. And maybe a couple of TV reporters. 467 00:26:49,159 --> 00:26:50,577 You know, a human interest story. 468 00:26:50,661 --> 00:26:52,371 Get a little publicity for T.C. 469 00:26:52,477 --> 00:26:54,563 You know, war buddy helps pal. 470 00:26:54,665 --> 00:26:55,916 Yeah. 471 00:26:56,000 --> 00:26:57,292 TV reporters. 472 00:26:58,419 --> 00:27:01,463 And how about some wire service stringers, 473 00:27:01,588 --> 00:27:04,133 Rick and a couple of photographers, Life Maga-- 474 00:27:04,216 --> 00:27:05,884 Thomas? Thomas. 475 00:27:50,220 --> 00:27:53,307 Magnum, it's here. Ta-da! 476 00:27:53,682 --> 00:27:55,559 It's glorious, isn't it? 477 00:27:55,768 --> 00:27:57,394 I'm surprised that it arrived so soon. 478 00:27:57,478 --> 00:27:59,396 Yea. Terrific. 479 00:27:59,605 --> 00:28:03,233 I'll just have a go at the gears. Then you can take her out for a spin. 480 00:28:03,692 --> 00:28:06,236 Double-time it, Magnum. Swimsuit on. 481 00:28:06,445 --> 00:28:09,573 Mr. Higgins, if you could have it ready by the time Magnum finishes his swim, 482 00:28:09,656 --> 00:28:11,241 - that would be perfect. - No problem. 483 00:28:11,325 --> 00:28:13,744 Actually, Magnum, I quite envy you the bike race 484 00:28:13,825 --> 00:28:16,327 because the course cuts through the Austin Memorial Gardens, 485 00:28:16,455 --> 00:28:18,415 which are normally off-limits to visitors. 486 00:28:18,499 --> 00:28:20,626 - I've been there. - You have? 487 00:28:20,793 --> 00:28:23,170 Yeah. Well, Roger wrote about the Austin Gardens a lot, 488 00:28:23,295 --> 00:28:25,464 so it was the first place I went when I landed. 489 00:28:25,672 --> 00:28:27,716 He worked there when he first came to the Islands. 490 00:28:27,800 --> 00:28:30,928 Why didn't you tell me this? I'm your investigator. 491 00:28:31,804 --> 00:28:33,305 I don't know. 492 00:28:33,806 --> 00:28:37,017 Well, he wasn't there. They didn't know where he'd gone. 493 00:28:37,101 --> 00:28:40,270 But they said he was wonderful with tropical flowers. 494 00:28:40,395 --> 00:28:41,980 We have got to talk. 495 00:28:43,315 --> 00:28:45,818 When you've had your swim, then we'll try out the new bike. 496 00:28:45,901 --> 00:28:49,446 Barbara, I have the feeling you're stringing me along, 497 00:28:49,571 --> 00:28:51,949 and it's going to stop now. 498 00:28:52,991 --> 00:28:54,409 What? 499 00:28:54,785 --> 00:28:56,829 You don't think Roger proposed to me? 500 00:28:57,579 --> 00:29:01,458 Oh! Or-- Or you think I'm the kind of girl that never gets proposed to. 501 00:29:01,625 --> 00:29:03,877 - No, that's not what I mean. - Well, I'll have you know 502 00:29:03,961 --> 00:29:07,798 that in high school I was voted queen of the Friday night dance... twice. 503 00:29:07,881 --> 00:29:09,842 And I was head cheerleader my junior year. 504 00:29:09,925 --> 00:29:11,135 Barbara! 505 00:29:11,468 --> 00:29:14,555 Now, look, what other places did he write to you about? 506 00:29:15,305 --> 00:29:16,598 None. 507 00:29:17,724 --> 00:29:21,145 Unless you count the place on the card he sent me to propose. 508 00:29:22,688 --> 00:29:27,359 "Dear Babs, This is where all our dreams will come true." 509 00:29:29,319 --> 00:29:32,656 "The Old Hawaiian Aloha Wedding Chapel." 510 00:29:32,739 --> 00:29:34,533 That's a proposal? 511 00:29:35,284 --> 00:29:38,620 Well, wouldn't any reasonable girl take that as a proposal? 512 00:29:38,829 --> 00:29:39,997 Did you go there? 513 00:29:40,289 --> 00:29:41,707 Without Roger? 514 00:29:41,832 --> 00:29:43,500 For heaven sakes, why? 515 00:30:15,449 --> 00:30:16,783 Excuse me. 516 00:30:16,867 --> 00:30:18,785 Excuse me. Yoo-hoo. Yoo-hoo. 517 00:30:18,869 --> 00:30:21,038 You can't go in there right now. 518 00:30:21,163 --> 00:30:23,040 I-- I'm very sorry. 519 00:30:24,458 --> 00:30:28,295 You can't go in there right now. There's a ceremony in progress. 520 00:30:28,378 --> 00:30:31,089 That's all right. We're just looking for a friend. 521 00:30:31,673 --> 00:30:33,759 You mean you're, uh, 522 00:30:33,926 --> 00:30:36,637 not the future Mr. and Mrs. Lloyd Brockman? 523 00:30:36,845 --> 00:30:38,931 Do we look like a bridal couple? 524 00:30:39,014 --> 00:30:40,182 Uh-- 525 00:30:40,933 --> 00:30:42,643 Don't you wish to be married here? 526 00:30:42,809 --> 00:30:44,436 - Yes. - No. 527 00:30:44,519 --> 00:30:46,980 Oh, I see. Uh-- 528 00:30:47,064 --> 00:30:50,692 I wonder if it'd be possible if we could see your gardens? 529 00:30:51,735 --> 00:30:54,321 Oh, yes. 530 00:30:54,404 --> 00:30:57,574 Even in Hawaii we're famous for our gardens. 531 00:30:57,658 --> 00:30:59,284 It's right around there. 532 00:30:59,368 --> 00:31:02,412 And for our weddings too, of course. 533 00:31:02,496 --> 00:31:04,289 - Thank you very much. - You're welcome. 534 00:31:04,390 --> 00:31:05,766 That was a fast answer. 535 00:31:05,856 --> 00:31:07,232 - Have you ever been married? - No. 536 00:31:07,320 --> 00:31:08,350 - Engaged? - No. 537 00:31:08,472 --> 00:31:10,308 How about heavy fooling around? 538 00:31:10,879 --> 00:31:14,800 Never on the first date, and then only if the girl is sincere and will respect me. 539 00:31:16,510 --> 00:31:19,137 All right, everyone. Picture time. 540 00:31:19,221 --> 00:31:22,474 Now, you come over here, Mrs., um-- 541 00:31:22,557 --> 00:31:25,769 And--And over here for you, Mr.-- 542 00:31:26,853 --> 00:31:28,397 Roger? 543 00:31:29,356 --> 00:31:30,732 Babs? 544 00:31:30,899 --> 00:31:32,442 Roger? 545 00:31:33,860 --> 00:31:35,529 Babs! 546 00:31:36,363 --> 00:31:37,864 Oh! 547 00:31:38,448 --> 00:31:39,908 What are you doing here? 548 00:31:40,117 --> 00:31:41,827 Didn't you get my telegram? 549 00:31:41,952 --> 00:31:43,912 Roger, what did you do to your hair? 550 00:31:44,037 --> 00:31:46,248 Roger, where's your mustache? Who's he? 551 00:31:46,489 --> 00:31:48,125 Oh, this is a private investigator. 552 00:31:48,333 --> 00:31:49,293 A cop? 553 00:31:49,543 --> 00:31:52,337 Wait, no. Uh, a private investigator. See-- 554 00:31:52,921 --> 00:31:54,673 You don't understand. 555 00:31:54,756 --> 00:31:57,676 Roger, wait! I love you, Roger! 556 00:31:59,594 --> 00:32:00,554 Get in the car. 557 00:32:05,684 --> 00:32:07,394 - Oh! - Hold it! 558 00:32:15,152 --> 00:32:16,903 U.S. Treasury Department. 559 00:32:17,112 --> 00:32:19,239 You two are in big trouble. 560 00:32:25,454 --> 00:32:27,622 It was a double blow to my ego. 561 00:32:27,706 --> 00:32:30,500 The good guys were bad guys, and vice versa. 562 00:32:30,625 --> 00:32:33,920 The dumb kid in the blue sedan turned out to be a mafia hit man, 563 00:32:34,046 --> 00:32:37,382 while gold teeth and his partner were really treasury agents. 564 00:32:37,507 --> 00:32:41,011 And all of them, including Barbara and I, were hunting for Roger. 565 00:32:41,094 --> 00:32:43,055 For different reasons, of course. 566 00:32:43,138 --> 00:32:48,268 It seems the love of Barbara's life used to be Godfather Bracito's gardener. 567 00:32:48,352 --> 00:32:50,270 One day while tending the roses, 568 00:32:50,354 --> 00:32:52,898 he dug up two million from an armored car robbery 569 00:32:53,065 --> 00:32:56,151 that had been cooling until the statute of limitations had run out. 570 00:32:56,234 --> 00:32:59,613 Roger dropped it into a fertilizer bag and walked away. 571 00:32:59,988 --> 00:33:02,282 In a funny way I had to admire him. 572 00:33:02,407 --> 00:33:07,162 Walking out of a don's estate with two million in a bag of bat guano. 573 00:33:10,082 --> 00:33:11,500 Barbara. 574 00:33:12,834 --> 00:33:14,336 Barbara. 575 00:33:14,586 --> 00:33:18,215 I can't believe it. Why didn't he tell me? 576 00:33:18,507 --> 00:33:21,093 Well, maybe he loved you too much to involve you. 577 00:33:21,176 --> 00:33:22,177 Oh, God. 578 00:33:22,386 --> 00:33:23,595 You think so? 579 00:33:23,720 --> 00:33:27,349 Well, he wrote you all those letters after he already had the two million dollars. 580 00:33:27,432 --> 00:33:30,977 How many guys do you know who would do that if they didn't love you? 581 00:33:31,353 --> 00:33:34,272 - We gotta find him. - Oh, don't worry, Babs. 582 00:33:34,356 --> 00:33:37,359 This guy with the gun won't harm him until he has the money, 583 00:33:37,442 --> 00:33:39,611 and Roger's not dumb enough to tell him where it is. 584 00:33:39,694 --> 00:33:41,446 - Well-- - We won't give up. 585 00:33:41,530 --> 00:33:43,198 We'll just keep looking. 586 00:33:43,281 --> 00:33:45,200 - Today, tomorrow-- - Oh, not tomorrow. 587 00:33:45,283 --> 00:33:46,535 The race is tomorrow. 588 00:33:47,327 --> 00:33:49,037 Well, Roger's more important than the race. 589 00:33:49,121 --> 00:33:50,455 Oh, Thomas, you know, 590 00:33:50,622 --> 00:33:53,625 I get this feeling down deep in my solar plexus 591 00:33:53,742 --> 00:33:57,838 that if you really try -- I mean really try real hard -- you can win this race. 592 00:33:58,004 --> 00:34:01,133 And if you win, everything will be okay for Roger and me. 593 00:34:01,216 --> 00:34:02,843 I mean, the police will find him and-- 594 00:34:02,926 --> 00:34:06,513 and he'll give back the money and we'll get married. 595 00:34:06,847 --> 00:34:08,432 You know what I mean? 596 00:34:09,558 --> 00:34:12,227 Yeah, I know. Beauty Knows No Pain. 597 00:34:12,310 --> 00:34:13,687 Yeah. 598 00:34:25,031 --> 00:34:29,744 ♪ Beyond the reef ♪ 599 00:34:30,162 --> 00:34:35,292 ♪ Where the sea is dark and cold ♪ 600 00:34:35,417 --> 00:34:40,172 ♪ My love has gone ♪ 601 00:34:40,380 --> 00:34:44,718 ♪ And our dreams grow old ♪ 602 00:34:45,635 --> 00:34:50,640 ♪ Someday I'll know ♪ 603 00:34:51,099 --> 00:34:53,351 ♪ She'll come back? ♪ 604 00:34:53,435 --> 00:34:55,395 Remember, this is your best event. 605 00:34:55,479 --> 00:34:57,397 So don't go saving your energy for the other events. Got it? 606 00:34:57,481 --> 00:34:58,773 - Yeah. - Don't forget. 607 00:34:58,940 --> 00:35:02,360 Hey, man, I don't want to put any kind of pressure on you, but... 608 00:35:02,777 --> 00:35:05,155 I bet every dime I got on you. 609 00:35:05,238 --> 00:35:08,116 - You what? - I guess I got carried away. 610 00:35:08,200 --> 00:35:10,202 No pressure? You call that no pressure? 611 00:35:10,368 --> 00:35:13,163 Trainer coming through. Excuse me. 612 00:35:13,371 --> 00:35:14,915 Just take it easy. Come on. 613 00:35:15,165 --> 00:35:17,167 All right. Has anyone given him a salt tablet? 614 00:35:17,375 --> 00:35:18,210 No. 615 00:35:19,836 --> 00:35:24,007 Okay. I've got your glucose, your dry socks, liniment, bandages. 616 00:35:24,216 --> 00:35:26,301 Bandages? Bandages? 617 00:35:26,510 --> 00:35:27,886 Just relax, okay? Relax. 618 00:35:28,094 --> 00:35:30,013 Come on, Magnum. Warm up. Warm up. 619 00:35:30,096 --> 00:35:33,266 Yeah, get them legs goin'. Get them legs in shape. 620 00:35:33,391 --> 00:35:35,602 Two minutes, swimmers. Two minutes. 621 00:35:35,769 --> 00:35:36,645 Oh, no. 622 00:35:36,853 --> 00:35:39,481 Don't use them too much on the swim-- 623 00:35:39,564 --> 00:35:40,607 What? 624 00:35:41,399 --> 00:35:43,026 What do you think you're doing. 625 00:35:43,235 --> 00:35:45,403 I'm sorry. No one informed me of the dress code. 626 00:35:45,487 --> 00:35:47,489 - However-- - Knees to chest. Knees to chest. 627 00:35:47,572 --> 00:35:49,699 You received this cablegram from Robin Masters. 628 00:35:49,866 --> 00:35:52,369 One minute. Swimmers, to your mark. One minute. 629 00:35:52,577 --> 00:35:56,206 Since your hands appear to be a bit shaky, I'll take the liberty. 630 00:35:56,498 --> 00:35:59,209 Knees to chest. Knees to chest. 631 00:35:59,417 --> 00:36:01,711 Now bend over. Bend down. 632 00:36:01,795 --> 00:36:04,214 Take a deep breath. And up. 633 00:36:04,464 --> 00:36:06,049 "All best wishes and good luck. 634 00:36:06,258 --> 00:36:08,802 Everyone here expecting news of your great victory. 635 00:36:08,927 --> 00:36:11,263 Warmest regards, Robin Masters." 636 00:36:11,513 --> 00:36:14,558 Not that he wants you to feel obligated to win, I'm sure. 637 00:36:14,683 --> 00:36:18,019 Thirty seconds. Trainers, leave your contestants, please. 638 00:36:18,186 --> 00:36:19,312 Relax. 639 00:36:19,396 --> 00:36:20,814 Don't worry, Thomas. You'll do it. 640 00:36:20,897 --> 00:36:22,357 Good luck, old chap. 641 00:36:23,483 --> 00:36:26,611 Just be cool. Just be cool. I only bet the farm. 642 00:36:32,993 --> 00:36:34,703 On your mark, 643 00:36:34,911 --> 00:36:36,621 All right! Come on! 644 00:36:36,705 --> 00:36:38,123 Get set-- 645 00:36:47,716 --> 00:36:49,384 Come on! Let's go! 646 00:36:52,012 --> 00:36:53,263 Thomas! 647 00:36:56,558 --> 00:36:58,018 He's lookin' great, huh? 648 00:36:58,101 --> 00:37:00,270 I don't know. Did he seem a trifle tense to you? 649 00:37:00,353 --> 00:37:01,855 Higgins, let's go! 650 00:37:04,441 --> 00:37:07,110 Well, just take all day, Higgy baby. 651 00:37:22,709 --> 00:37:25,712 Maybe beauty knows no pain, but I knew I did. 652 00:37:25,837 --> 00:37:27,839 I figured the only way I could get through the day 653 00:37:27,922 --> 00:37:30,050 was to put my body on automatic pilot 654 00:37:30,133 --> 00:37:31,968 and concentrate on something else. 655 00:37:32,052 --> 00:37:34,054 The trouble was all I could think about was Roger. 656 00:37:34,888 --> 00:37:38,391 If Gold Teeth was right, he wasn't in a hell of a lot of trouble -- 657 00:37:38,475 --> 00:37:39,893 not with the feds anyway. 658 00:37:40,101 --> 00:37:43,188 He'd stolen money, but he'd stolen it from a thief. 659 00:37:43,313 --> 00:37:46,358 If Roger turned it in before the statute of limitations on the crime 660 00:37:46,441 --> 00:37:47,859 ran out next week, 661 00:37:47,942 --> 00:37:49,611 he'd probably get a reward. 662 00:37:56,409 --> 00:37:58,453 Hurry up. They're due here any minute. 663 00:37:58,536 --> 00:38:00,080 All right, all right. 664 00:38:02,123 --> 00:38:04,167 Which brought me to Barbara. 665 00:38:04,376 --> 00:38:06,461 Why didn't he meet her at the airport? 666 00:38:06,586 --> 00:38:09,089 Did he have cold feet about marrying her, or... 667 00:38:09,172 --> 00:38:11,925 couldn't he show up because he knew someone was following her? 668 00:38:12,008 --> 00:38:15,387 But if he knew, why didn't he just take the money and run? 669 00:38:15,470 --> 00:38:18,306 Call her in a couple of weeks from Tahiti or wherever? 670 00:38:19,061 --> 00:38:21,851 Now remember the drill. T.C., you towel him dry. 671 00:38:21,935 --> 00:38:22,977 Right. 672 00:38:23,061 --> 00:38:24,604 - Get him into the running shorts. - Running shorts. 673 00:38:24,680 --> 00:38:27,057 - Okay, Rick, shoes and socks. - Shoes and socks. 674 00:38:27,190 --> 00:38:28,858 - And don't forget the foot powder. - Foot powder. 675 00:38:28,942 --> 00:38:33,029 I myself have exactly... four ounces of glucose. 676 00:38:33,154 --> 00:38:35,490 I'll get it. I'll get it. 677 00:38:36,116 --> 00:38:37,409 Come on, Magnum! 678 00:38:37,492 --> 00:38:38,993 Come on, Thomas! Move it! 679 00:38:39,077 --> 00:38:40,787 - Come on, Magnum! - Which one is he? 680 00:38:40,954 --> 00:38:42,622 He's right there. Can't you see? 681 00:38:42,706 --> 00:38:44,999 - Come on! - Yeah! Come on! 682 00:38:45,083 --> 00:38:47,544 Come on! Come over this way! 683 00:38:50,130 --> 00:38:52,507 - Come on, Magnum! - Come on! 684 00:38:58,680 --> 00:39:00,098 Come on. 685 00:39:03,101 --> 00:39:05,562 - Hurry up! - This way! Over this way! 686 00:39:05,645 --> 00:39:07,188 Over this way! 687 00:39:07,279 --> 00:39:09,948 - Come on! Over this way! - Come on, ya big lug. 688 00:39:10,066 --> 00:39:12,235 Come on! Come on! 689 00:39:12,527 --> 00:39:15,238 - How am I doing? - This is your best event? 690 00:39:15,363 --> 00:39:17,991 Just great. A champ. In contention all the way. 691 00:39:18,206 --> 00:39:21,202 - T.C., you're killing me. - I gotta get you dry, man. 692 00:39:21,369 --> 00:39:23,580 - Here, take off your trunks. Hold this. - Okay. 693 00:39:23,663 --> 00:39:25,373 And then put on these jogging shorts. 694 00:39:25,446 --> 00:39:27,239 People are watching! 695 00:39:28,501 --> 00:39:31,629 Here. Come on. Come on. Drink this very slowly. 696 00:39:31,830 --> 00:39:33,131 Slowly. 697 00:39:33,298 --> 00:39:34,758 Babs, damn it, turn around. 698 00:39:34,924 --> 00:39:36,217 I'm your trainer. 699 00:39:36,384 --> 00:39:39,095 I don't suppose anyone here knows the origin of the marathon. 700 00:39:39,387 --> 00:39:41,765 The Greeks met the Persians in battle 701 00:39:41,848 --> 00:39:43,892 on a great plain called Marathon. 702 00:39:44,066 --> 00:39:45,351 The Greeks were victorious 703 00:39:45,435 --> 00:39:47,937 and sent a runner back to the city with the glorious news. 704 00:39:48,146 --> 00:39:50,148 The distance was that of the modern marathon. 705 00:39:50,315 --> 00:39:51,357 Rick, what are you doing? 706 00:39:51,524 --> 00:39:53,276 We need another sock, Coach. One more sock. 707 00:39:53,526 --> 00:39:55,320 - Lacing up shoes. - The young man ran at top speed-- 708 00:39:55,528 --> 00:39:57,864 - Shoes, please. - That's too tight! 709 00:39:57,989 --> 00:40:00,784 It's too tight! T.C., I'm dry! I'm dry! 710 00:40:00,992 --> 00:40:02,994 He stumbled through the gates of the city, 711 00:40:03,077 --> 00:40:05,580 cried out "Rejoice, rejoice," 712 00:40:05,705 --> 00:40:07,457 and fell dead. 713 00:40:08,374 --> 00:40:09,834 There's a lesson there. 714 00:40:11,036 --> 00:40:12,871 Come on, Magnum. Go, Magnum, go! 715 00:40:12,962 --> 00:40:14,214 Hit it! 716 00:40:16,716 --> 00:40:19,135 Remember! Knees to chest! 717 00:40:22,764 --> 00:40:24,432 Chop-chop, chaps. To the van. 718 00:40:26,643 --> 00:40:28,102 Come on. 719 00:40:29,270 --> 00:40:31,898 I was dying. Everything confirmed it -- 720 00:40:31,981 --> 00:40:35,151 my lungs, my head, my aching muscles. 721 00:40:35,276 --> 00:40:37,946 So, I concentrated on Roger. 722 00:40:38,029 --> 00:40:40,657 I tried to think of all the reasons Roger didn't leave the island 723 00:40:40,740 --> 00:40:43,743 when he knew the mafia and the feds were on his tail. 724 00:40:43,952 --> 00:40:47,038 It came down to either a great love for Babs 725 00:40:47,121 --> 00:40:49,999 or he couldn't get his hands on the money. 726 00:40:50,124 --> 00:40:53,169 Yeah. I settled on the money too. 727 00:40:53,294 --> 00:40:55,421 I thought of all the ways it might be tied up -- 728 00:40:55,505 --> 00:40:57,674 investments, stocks, gold, land -- 729 00:40:57,799 --> 00:41:00,385 ways that would take a while to liquidate. 730 00:41:03,096 --> 00:41:05,139 After 26 miles... 731 00:41:05,265 --> 00:41:07,809 I decided it was none of the above. 732 00:41:08,017 --> 00:41:11,855 He'd hidden it somewhere, and he couldn't put his hands on it immediately. 733 00:41:13,398 --> 00:41:17,610 By the time I got on the bicycle, I was ready to fall over dead. 734 00:41:17,819 --> 00:41:20,196 I'd never make a hundred miles. There was no way. 735 00:41:20,280 --> 00:41:23,283 Not even if I concentrated on Roger and his problem. 736 00:41:23,366 --> 00:41:24,826 Impossible. 737 00:41:25,368 --> 00:41:29,080 But I had to try. Beauty Knows No Pain. 738 00:41:30,039 --> 00:41:32,667 He'd hidden the money. He had to. 739 00:41:32,876 --> 00:41:36,337 The statute of limitations was almost up, but he couldn't get it because 740 00:41:36,421 --> 00:41:38,756 it was inaccessible. 741 00:41:39,591 --> 00:41:41,718 I had it. I had the answer. 742 00:41:41,801 --> 00:41:45,430 Only I was so damn tired, I couldn't pull it out of my brain. 743 00:41:49,017 --> 00:41:51,144 All right. Here they come. 744 00:41:53,062 --> 00:41:55,023 All right. Come on, come on, come on. 745 00:41:57,609 --> 00:42:01,112 Come on! Come on! Come on, Island Hoppers! Let's go! 746 00:42:06,326 --> 00:42:08,786 Come on, Island Hoppers! Let's go! 747 00:42:11,247 --> 00:42:13,625 Let's go! Let's go! Let's go! 748 00:42:22,550 --> 00:42:24,594 I'm telling you, I don't know where it is. 749 00:42:24,677 --> 00:42:27,764 I buried it under a Bougainvillea Priscilla. 750 00:42:27,847 --> 00:42:29,098 But that was a year ago. 751 00:42:29,182 --> 00:42:30,808 The whole garden's changed since then. 752 00:42:31,059 --> 00:42:32,936 I ain't buyin' it, Roger. 753 00:42:33,061 --> 00:42:35,271 The sun's almost gone down and the race is over. 754 00:42:35,355 --> 00:42:37,292 If you don't get that money before they close this place, 755 00:42:37,398 --> 00:42:38,900 there's gonna be something else planted here. 756 00:42:44,447 --> 00:42:47,408 What's with the tender loving care? Pull it up! 757 00:42:51,704 --> 00:42:54,540 Nine, 10, 758 00:42:54,958 --> 00:42:56,918 11, 12-- 759 00:42:58,753 --> 00:43:02,090 Thirteen! There's 13 riders ahead of him! 760 00:43:02,173 --> 00:43:03,967 - This is ridiculous! - It's okay. He can still win. 761 00:43:04,175 --> 00:43:06,260 - There's still 60 miles to go. - Tom! 762 00:43:06,344 --> 00:43:07,971 Come on, Magnum! 763 00:43:09,222 --> 00:43:10,390 Come on! 764 00:43:10,640 --> 00:43:12,558 Did you enjoy the flowers? 765 00:43:13,351 --> 00:43:16,688 That was it. The flowers. It had to be. 766 00:43:16,896 --> 00:43:19,649 Roger had hidden the money here in the gardens where he used to work. 767 00:43:20,358 --> 00:43:23,027 - Magnum! - What are you tryin' to do? Ruin me? 768 00:43:23,111 --> 00:43:25,655 Turn around! Turn around! 769 00:43:27,532 --> 00:43:30,410 It must be the ruddy heat. I saw it happen several times in India. 770 00:43:30,493 --> 00:43:34,153 I remember once when the raja of Punjab was racing elephants 771 00:43:34,230 --> 00:43:36,082 in July on the Tigris Plain. 772 00:43:36,332 --> 00:43:39,210 - There was this rogue bull. - Come on, will ya, Higgins? 773 00:43:39,293 --> 00:43:42,463 He got behind the raja's elephant and tried to mount him. 774 00:43:42,755 --> 00:43:44,882 Uh, the elephant, not the raja. 775 00:43:45,383 --> 00:43:46,968 Extraordinary. 776 00:44:31,679 --> 00:44:33,848 Hold it. Hold it, T.C. There's his bike. 777 00:44:42,273 --> 00:44:44,817 - Magnum! - Let's split up. 778 00:44:44,901 --> 00:44:46,736 - I'm gonna go this way. - Okay. 779 00:44:57,747 --> 00:44:59,999 Heliconia caribaea. 780 00:45:00,500 --> 00:45:02,043 Fascinating. 781 00:45:02,335 --> 00:45:05,254 In the north it's commonly now called lobster claw. 782 00:45:17,767 --> 00:45:22,480 Alpinia. Indigenous to New Guinea. Marvelous. 783 00:45:24,607 --> 00:45:28,611 Ah. Alpinia oceanica. Splendid. 784 00:45:33,616 --> 00:45:35,159 Your time's running out. 785 00:45:35,243 --> 00:45:36,786 Uh, I think it was closer to the waterfall. 786 00:45:36,911 --> 00:45:38,538 You see, I buried it at night, and I-- 787 00:45:38,704 --> 00:45:40,414 - Find it! - Yes. 788 00:45:47,672 --> 00:45:49,048 - Roger! - Babs! 789 00:45:50,967 --> 00:45:53,177 - Why didn't you tell me? - I couldn't. 790 00:45:53,386 --> 00:45:55,429 It was too dangerous. You might get hurt. 791 00:45:55,596 --> 00:45:58,683 Terrific idea. Now, look, you better find it or-- 792 00:46:01,352 --> 00:46:03,813 - You buried the money here? - A year ago. 793 00:46:03,938 --> 00:46:06,607 Only everything's changed so much I haven't been able to find it. 794 00:46:06,691 --> 00:46:08,109 I'm not a thief, Babs. 795 00:46:08,151 --> 00:46:09,527 - Well-- - Really I'm not. 796 00:46:09,610 --> 00:46:11,112 It was just so tempting. 797 00:46:11,320 --> 00:46:13,906 But I decided to turn it in for the reward money. 798 00:46:14,115 --> 00:46:15,366 Only I had to find it first. 799 00:46:15,449 --> 00:46:18,244 And today's the only day I could get in here without making everyone suspicious. 800 00:46:18,327 --> 00:46:20,288 It's okay. It's okay. 801 00:46:20,371 --> 00:46:22,373 Even if you wanted to keep the money and be a thief. 802 00:46:22,582 --> 00:46:24,125 Just tell me you wanted to marry me. 803 00:46:24,208 --> 00:46:26,294 Of course. Didn't you get my proposal? 804 00:46:26,377 --> 00:46:28,838 - The postcard. - With the wedding chapel on it. 805 00:46:29,005 --> 00:46:30,548 Would you guys find it! 806 00:46:30,756 --> 00:46:32,341 - I love you, Roger. - I love you, Babs. 807 00:46:42,852 --> 00:46:45,313 - Barbara! - You creep! 808 00:46:45,396 --> 00:46:47,523 Babs! Coach! 809 00:46:48,191 --> 00:46:49,650 Enough! 810 00:46:50,276 --> 00:46:52,069 Ah, Magnum. There you are. 811 00:46:54,405 --> 00:46:57,283 You realize, of course, you have no chance of winning. 812 00:47:10,880 --> 00:47:14,383 Well, Buddy's not saying a word. Catching him with a gun is enough. 813 00:47:14,675 --> 00:47:16,886 The guy's a three-time loser. 814 00:47:16,969 --> 00:47:19,639 You know they're gonna put him away for life -- probably 300 years. 815 00:47:19,805 --> 00:47:21,515 And the money, they still haven't found it? 816 00:47:21,682 --> 00:47:24,393 Roger didn't exactly give them a pinpoint location. 817 00:47:24,560 --> 00:47:27,813 They're liable to be digging up that place till the next Iron Man race. 818 00:47:28,022 --> 00:47:30,691 He seemed sure it was in the Bougainvillea Priscilla. 819 00:47:30,900 --> 00:47:35,071 They'll find it. And then we'll get married and go back to Bayonne. 820 00:47:35,196 --> 00:47:39,158 And I'll open an exercise school, and he'll open a little tropical flower shop. 821 00:47:39,283 --> 00:47:40,701 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 822 00:47:40,785 --> 00:47:42,745 And everybody will come out of this pile of bat guano 823 00:47:42,828 --> 00:47:44,622 smelling like a rose except me. 824 00:47:45,081 --> 00:47:48,000 Just think, man, I'm the one that put up the money to sponsor you. 825 00:47:48,167 --> 00:47:50,378 You forget, Robin Masters made a sizable contribution 826 00:47:50,461 --> 00:47:51,879 without expecting any publicity for it. 827 00:47:52,088 --> 00:47:55,174 Robin? What about me? I put up the food, the booze, the potato chips. 828 00:47:55,258 --> 00:47:58,010 Stop it, all of you. Tom did his best. 829 00:47:58,135 --> 00:47:59,887 He--He saved Roger, didn't he? 830 00:48:00,263 --> 00:48:02,139 Hey. Hey, the race is on. 831 00:48:02,306 --> 00:48:05,309 Oh, hey, man. Spare me. I don't want to look at no race. 832 00:48:05,393 --> 00:48:07,101 I don't want to know nothing about no race. 833 00:48:07,171 --> 00:48:08,771 Today's running of the famed Iron Man Classic 834 00:48:08,854 --> 00:48:10,940 drew a record number of competitors. 835 00:48:11,065 --> 00:48:13,484 The big surprise of the event came in the last leg, 836 00:48:13,651 --> 00:48:16,279 the 100-mile bicycle portion, 837 00:48:16,487 --> 00:48:18,572 when a rider sponsored by Island Hoppers 838 00:48:18,605 --> 00:48:22,118 suddenly reversed field as he exited the famed Austin Memorial Gardens. 839 00:48:24,164 --> 00:48:26,747 We've got some footage of that Island Hoppers biker, 840 00:48:26,872 --> 00:48:29,750 who certainly lived up to his sponsor's name. 841 00:48:32,503 --> 00:48:36,090 Whoever you are, Island Hopper, we admire your style. 842 00:48:36,299 --> 00:48:38,175 Yeeha! Look at-- 843 00:48:38,217 --> 00:48:41,262 And that's the news from all of us to all of you. 844 00:48:41,595 --> 00:48:43,264 Good night.