1 00:03:12,682 --> 00:03:16,051 Excuse me, buddy. You speak English? 2 00:03:17,938 --> 00:03:19,931 Yeah, like a native. 3 00:03:19,982 --> 00:03:22,520 I'm looking for a Mr Thomas Magnum. 4 00:03:22,568 --> 00:03:24,894 - He's inside. - Much obliged. 5 00:03:24,946 --> 00:03:29,739 - You can't go in. It's for members only. - It's important. I got to talk to Mr Magnum. 6 00:03:31,745 --> 00:03:36,324 You heard Teoki. Members only. Sorry about that. 7 00:03:37,418 --> 00:03:39,494 You and me both, partner. 8 00:03:48,889 --> 00:03:50,965 Excuse me. 9 00:03:56,022 --> 00:03:59,890 (Magnum) $100? TC, I agreed to pay you $100 an hour. 10 00:03:59,943 --> 00:04:02,269 But we were only up for 15 minutes. 11 00:04:02,321 --> 00:04:06,900 (TC) No, no, no. You agreed to pay me $100 an hour, or any part thereof. 12 00:04:06,951 --> 00:04:11,827 (Magnum) 'Any part thereof'? I never said 'any part thereof.' 13 00:04:11,873 --> 00:04:14,080 It's my standard agreement. 14 00:04:15,127 --> 00:04:19,339 - Excuse me. Are you Mr Magnum? - Yeah. 15 00:04:19,381 --> 00:04:22,585 - You don't look like a private eye. - (Chuckles) 16 00:04:24,178 --> 00:04:28,177 - Private investigator. - My name's Billy Joe Little. 17 00:04:28,225 --> 00:04:32,175 I want to hire you to help me find my little sister, Carol Ann. 18 00:04:34,690 --> 00:04:37,395 That's him. Right over there. 19 00:04:42,324 --> 00:04:45,527 You come along quietly now. We don't want any more trouble. 20 00:04:45,577 --> 00:04:48,911 Rick, I'm having a private conversation with him. 21 00:04:48,956 --> 00:04:51,874 Have it in the street. This guy busted Harland's jaw. 22 00:04:51,918 --> 00:04:54,670 (Billy Joe) He got in my way. 23 00:04:54,713 --> 00:04:58,129 (Rick) Cowpoke, get out. (Billy Joe) Just a minute... 24 00:04:58,175 --> 00:05:01,129 - Where I come from, a man... - Billy Joel 25 00:05:01,178 --> 00:05:03,337 Why don't you and I just mosey on outside 26 00:05:03,389 --> 00:05:06,260 and we can talk about this under the wide open sky? 27 00:05:06,309 --> 00:05:08,385 Come on, pal. 28 00:05:12,190 --> 00:05:15,726 And, you, don't come in here dressed again like that. 29 00:05:24,621 --> 00:05:26,697 That's your car? 30 00:05:33,214 --> 00:05:37,046 You listen to me. I was all buttercups and daisies in there 31 00:05:37,093 --> 00:05:41,222 but those are my friends and I don't like getting them in trouble because of me. 32 00:05:41,264 --> 00:05:45,429 Harland's a nice guy. You can't go around busting people in the jaw. 33 00:05:45,478 --> 00:05:47,969 - They wouldn't let me in. - Phone me. 34 00:05:48,022 --> 00:05:51,142 - I didn't have your number. - Look it up. 35 00:05:54,446 --> 00:05:56,605 Give me my picture. 36 00:06:00,119 --> 00:06:02,195 Thank you. 37 00:06:03,790 --> 00:06:06,079 What's the 'S' stand for? 38 00:06:08,003 --> 00:06:10,245 Shamrock. 39 00:06:10,297 --> 00:06:14,710 Shamrock, Texas. That's where we're from, Carol Ann and me. 40 00:06:14,760 --> 00:06:19,755 She's a cheerleader in our high school. She's just about everything. 41 00:06:19,808 --> 00:06:25,015 She's got a pretty voice. Used to sing the national anthem before football games. 42 00:06:25,063 --> 00:06:28,682 She wanted to be a singer. That's why she came out here. 43 00:06:28,734 --> 00:06:33,397 She was doing good, singing in clubs, sending money to Mama and Daddy. 44 00:06:33,448 --> 00:06:36,817 She even said one of the nightclubs had a sign that said 45 00:06:36,868 --> 00:06:41,032 her name held over by popular demand. It was really something. 46 00:06:41,081 --> 00:06:44,914 We didn't know where Hawaii was. Here she was, a big hit. 47 00:06:44,961 --> 00:06:47,084 What happened? 48 00:06:47,130 --> 00:06:52,884 Well...her letters started kinda sounding sad. 49 00:06:54,012 --> 00:06:57,797 It wasn't exactly in the words. It was more in between. 50 00:06:57,850 --> 00:07:02,394 Then one day she wrote she was coming home. Just like that. 51 00:07:02,438 --> 00:07:04,977 And that is the last we heard from her. 52 00:07:05,025 --> 00:07:07,896 How long ago was that? 53 00:07:07,945 --> 00:07:10,697 About two months ago. 54 00:07:10,739 --> 00:07:12,816 I went to the police. 55 00:07:12,867 --> 00:07:17,114 They said all they could do is just take her name and put it on a list. 56 00:07:17,163 --> 00:07:19,121 After going to the Federales, 57 00:07:19,165 --> 00:07:23,377 I figured it was time for a little Texas-style action. 58 00:07:23,420 --> 00:07:25,746 And here I am. 59 00:07:26,799 --> 00:07:28,875 But, Magnum, 60 00:07:30,303 --> 00:07:32,379 I don't know where to start. 61 00:07:32,430 --> 00:07:35,597 And that's why I came looking for you. 62 00:07:38,854 --> 00:07:42,473 OK. I'll tell you what. 63 00:07:42,525 --> 00:07:45,728 I'll give it a try. But we're gonna do it my way. 64 00:07:46,654 --> 00:07:50,190 That's fine with me. Thank you. 65 00:07:50,826 --> 00:07:54,112 'Billy Joe knew a bar where Carol Ann had worked. 66 00:07:54,163 --> 00:07:58,291 'He forgot to tell me he'd already made contact with the owner.' 67 00:07:58,334 --> 00:08:02,913 Get out of here, cowboy, before I blow you out of here. 68 00:08:02,964 --> 00:08:05,253 That's what you said last time, bubba. 69 00:08:05,300 --> 00:08:10,093 Why don't you just wait in the car so that I can talk to this gentleman? 70 00:08:10,139 --> 00:08:12,346 Go onl 71 00:08:24,321 --> 00:08:28,865 - How's the nose? ls it broken? - I don't think so. Just sore like me. 72 00:08:28,910 --> 00:08:31,828 What did you do to make him punch you, anyway? 73 00:08:31,872 --> 00:08:37,115 He was looking for his sister. It's been two years, and we get a lot of dollies in here. 74 00:08:37,169 --> 00:08:41,630 He showed me her picture, and I remember her. What a lousy singer. 75 00:08:41,674 --> 00:08:45,838 - What she did to Cole Porter was criminal. - That's why he hit you? 76 00:08:45,887 --> 00:08:50,929 No. I told him his sister was coming on to any guy that could move her career. 77 00:08:50,976 --> 00:08:54,393 - Then he hit me. - You said that about his sister? 78 00:08:54,438 --> 00:08:58,306 - He asked. I can't hide the truth. - What happened to her? 79 00:08:58,359 --> 00:09:02,025 Probably found herself a sugar daddy. They usually do. 80 00:09:02,072 --> 00:09:06,201 Well, you got an address? What's in your personnel file? 81 00:09:06,243 --> 00:09:09,992 Personnel file? What am l, the Bank of America? 82 00:09:10,832 --> 00:09:15,909 lf she worked for you, you must have sent her a W-2 form for her taxes. 83 00:09:15,962 --> 00:09:18,668 lf you didn't, I could probably get the lRS 84 00:09:18,716 --> 00:09:23,711 to supply you with the proper forms for the last couple of years, or longer. 85 00:09:26,391 --> 00:09:29,926 Get out of here. I got cash customers to take care of. 86 00:09:29,978 --> 00:09:34,107 Ain't no way I'm takin' some crazy cowboy to Maui. 87 00:09:34,149 --> 00:09:36,985 I'm a cash customer. 88 00:09:37,028 --> 00:09:39,863 OK, so I'm a little short right now. 89 00:09:39,906 --> 00:09:42,777 But I'll pay you as soon as he pays me. 90 00:09:42,826 --> 00:09:46,575 (TC) I've heard that one before, and I ain't buying it. 91 00:09:46,622 --> 00:09:49,908 TC, the man is looking for his long-lost sister. 92 00:09:49,959 --> 00:09:52,794 What's that compared to a few lousy bucks? 93 00:09:52,837 --> 00:09:55,922 A few lousy bucks? More like $200 for gas and oil. 94 00:09:55,965 --> 00:09:59,299 Plus $100 for the business I'd be losing, plus another... 95 00:09:59,344 --> 00:10:02,299 OK, a couple of hundred lousy bucks. 96 00:10:02,348 --> 00:10:07,010 What difference does it make? Look, I got a terrible feeling about this case. 97 00:10:07,061 --> 00:10:11,106 Maybe his sister is into something that he wouldn't want to know about. 98 00:10:11,149 --> 00:10:14,898 - That's why I got to get him out of the way. - Like what? 99 00:10:14,945 --> 00:10:17,697 Like, maybe she's a hooker. 100 00:10:20,076 --> 00:10:22,484 - His sister? - That's right. 101 00:10:22,537 --> 00:10:23,912 Oh... 102 00:10:23,955 --> 00:10:26,992 You know what that would do to a guy like that? 103 00:10:27,042 --> 00:10:30,328 That's why if you take him to Maui for a couple of hours, 104 00:10:30,379 --> 00:10:35,125 I can talk to his sister and get her to clean up her act before he sees her. 105 00:10:35,176 --> 00:10:38,213 Yeah. OK. 106 00:10:39,639 --> 00:10:44,847 But this ain't no charitable run. You're gonna have to pay for this. 107 00:10:44,895 --> 00:10:46,971 Of course I will. 108 00:10:49,191 --> 00:10:51,813 I told him that time. 109 00:10:52,570 --> 00:10:54,693 (Yelling) 110 00:11:13,051 --> 00:11:15,128 Sagare. 111 00:11:16,806 --> 00:11:20,756 Some of our people tell me that Carol Ann's brother is in Honolulu 112 00:11:20,810 --> 00:11:23,183 and he's hired a detective to find her. 113 00:11:23,229 --> 00:11:25,982 - Who is this detective? - Thomas Magnum. 114 00:11:26,024 --> 00:11:29,975 - ls he competent? - Hard to tell. Not much known about him. 115 00:11:30,029 --> 00:11:32,485 - What has he found out? - Nothing yet. 116 00:11:32,532 --> 00:11:38,487 I want it kept that way. Assign two of your best men. This is to be first priority. 117 00:11:38,538 --> 00:11:40,615 And I want to be kept informed. 118 00:11:40,666 --> 00:11:42,742 Hai. Wakarimashita. 119 00:12:06,611 --> 00:12:09,612 (Magnum) 'The bartender turned out to be very helpful. 120 00:12:09,656 --> 00:12:14,568 'He had a file on Carol Ann but he needed a little encouragement to show it to me. 121 00:12:16,956 --> 00:12:20,741 'Unfortunately, Carol Ann's address only increased my suspicions. 122 00:12:20,794 --> 00:12:23,036 'You have to be more than a lounge singer 123 00:12:23,088 --> 00:12:27,086 'to afford the 12th floor of the Kahala Towers.' 124 00:12:51,119 --> 00:12:53,196 (Rings door bell) 125 00:13:25,491 --> 00:13:27,567 'I couldn't help admiring Carol Ann. 126 00:13:27,618 --> 00:13:33,159 'lf she'd gone into the oldest profession, she'd at least done well for herself. 127 00:13:33,208 --> 00:13:36,411 'Everything from the stereo to the view was class A. 128 00:13:36,462 --> 00:13:40,626 'Carol Ann had managed to come a long way from Hotel Street.' 129 00:13:58,736 --> 00:14:03,732 'Hi, babe, sweet Louie here. Let's party. Call the whipped cream lady, too.' 130 00:14:05,994 --> 00:14:11,037 'Hello. This is Dr Sarador. Ogatha and l would like very much to see you. 131 00:14:11,083 --> 00:14:13,409 'Please bring the redhead...' 132 00:14:14,754 --> 00:14:16,831 (Door opens) 133 00:14:17,799 --> 00:14:20,717 Police officers. You're under arrest. 134 00:14:28,645 --> 00:14:31,266 Don't you think the handcuffs are a bit much? 135 00:14:31,314 --> 00:14:33,354 Not when it comes to murder. 136 00:14:34,526 --> 00:14:36,519 Murder? Whose murder? 137 00:14:37,196 --> 00:14:38,904 Carol Ann Little. 138 00:14:42,952 --> 00:14:47,116 (Magnum) 'Carol Ann's body had been found in the Ala Wai Canal. 139 00:14:47,165 --> 00:14:49,242 'The police couldn't hold me. 140 00:14:49,293 --> 00:14:53,373 'I'd been in her apartment but so had a hundred other guys. 141 00:14:53,422 --> 00:14:56,424 'And they weren't private investigators. 142 00:15:16,365 --> 00:15:21,111 'The thing that bothered me at the moment was how I'd break the news to Billy Joe. 143 00:15:21,162 --> 00:15:25,492 'It's never easy, but I thought it would be best if I stuck to the fact she was dead 144 00:15:25,542 --> 00:15:28,033 'and didn't elaborate.' 145 00:15:32,174 --> 00:15:37,050 - Did you have any luck? - Nope. 146 00:15:37,096 --> 00:15:39,801 Me either. It was an empty buildin' out there. 147 00:15:42,269 --> 00:15:45,186 - I know. - You know? 148 00:15:45,230 --> 00:15:49,015 You know it was an empty building, and you sent me over there anyway? 149 00:15:49,068 --> 00:15:51,476 Hold it. Hold it. 150 00:15:53,489 --> 00:15:57,155 - Carol Ann's dead. - What? 151 00:16:00,998 --> 00:16:04,498 Somebody ran her down while she was out jogging. 152 00:16:04,543 --> 00:16:08,376 The police are pretty sure it's murder. I'm sorry. 153 00:16:10,717 --> 00:16:13,968 - How long ago? - Two months. 154 00:16:32,366 --> 00:16:37,361 'The next two days were lost, at least as far as Billy Joe was concerned. 155 00:16:37,413 --> 00:16:39,905 'After I explained about Carol Ann, 156 00:16:39,958 --> 00:16:44,786 'he went on the biggest drunk the islands had seen since V-J Day. 157 00:16:44,838 --> 00:16:49,050 'I just stayed out of his way. I figure I owed him something.' 158 00:17:45,531 --> 00:17:47,607 You OK? 159 00:17:49,869 --> 00:17:52,539 I want to find them, Magnum. 160 00:17:52,581 --> 00:17:54,787 - Billy Joe, you can't. - Why not? 161 00:17:54,833 --> 00:17:58,914 - Because this isn't Dodge City. - I cannot just do nothing 162 00:17:58,963 --> 00:18:04,918 when there's people out there that took my sister and turned her into a...prostitute. 163 00:18:07,347 --> 00:18:11,096 - Where did you hear that? - I saw the police reports. 164 00:18:11,143 --> 00:18:14,347 You knew it all the time, didn't you? 165 00:18:14,397 --> 00:18:19,190 Look, Billy Joe. She was alone, broke and hungry. You really... 166 00:18:19,235 --> 00:18:23,447 - Don't say she did it on her own. - I didn't say that. 167 00:18:23,490 --> 00:18:27,025 - I'm just saying it's possible. - It ain't possible. 168 00:18:27,078 --> 00:18:32,321 Carol Ann wasn't the kind to do those kind of things and I know that. 169 00:18:32,375 --> 00:18:35,329 I think we should let the police handle this. 170 00:18:35,378 --> 00:18:40,124 And the best thing we can do for you is get you on a plane back to Texas. 171 00:18:43,846 --> 00:18:47,097 ls that what you would do if it was your sister? 172 00:18:49,978 --> 00:18:56,349 The first thing you gotta do is put the Gs back on your l-N-Gs. 173 00:18:56,402 --> 00:19:00,270 You know what I mean? Otherwise, it won't wash. 174 00:19:00,323 --> 00:19:02,648 Did you hear me? 175 00:19:02,701 --> 00:19:07,328 I really am tryin'. But this goin' undercover is a lot tougher than I thought. 176 00:19:07,372 --> 00:19:10,374 'Trying.' l-N-G. 177 00:19:14,213 --> 00:19:16,502 Eloha, pardner. 178 00:19:18,051 --> 00:19:20,127 Alohal 179 00:19:21,346 --> 00:19:23,220 'Eloha'l 180 00:19:23,265 --> 00:19:25,342 (? Gentle piano jazz) 181 00:19:43,413 --> 00:19:47,743 - All of them aren't... - Some are, and some aren't. 182 00:19:47,793 --> 00:19:51,162 Now, look, just watch yourself. Let me handle this. 183 00:19:51,213 --> 00:19:54,547 And remember, you're a local guy. 184 00:19:54,592 --> 00:19:58,293 Bartender, I would like a Scotch on the rocks for myself 185 00:19:58,346 --> 00:20:00,006 and a Tom Collins for my friend. 186 00:20:00,056 --> 00:20:02,927 - (Barman) You bet. - Thank you. 187 00:20:02,976 --> 00:20:06,180 - ls anyone sitting here? - No, but... 188 00:20:06,230 --> 00:20:08,686 - May I sit? - We'd die if you didn't, darlin'. 189 00:20:08,733 --> 00:20:12,980 But I'll tell you, this stool here is the worst one at the bar. 190 00:20:13,029 --> 00:20:16,445 - Why don't you sit on this one here? - Thank you. 191 00:20:18,118 --> 00:20:20,692 There you go. Very nice. 192 00:20:20,746 --> 00:20:25,243 - My name is Judy. - How'd you like to have a Tom Collins? 193 00:20:25,293 --> 00:20:29,505 - Thank you. - Doctor, another one here. 194 00:20:30,173 --> 00:20:32,629 You're not from around here, are you? 195 00:20:32,676 --> 00:20:36,259 No, ma'am, I'm not. I'm from what they call the outer islands. 196 00:20:36,305 --> 00:20:39,805 Southernmost part of the chain, in case you detect an accent. 197 00:20:40,768 --> 00:20:44,138 Darlin', what about we get down to brass tacks here? 198 00:20:44,189 --> 00:20:45,284 William? 199 00:20:48,068 --> 00:20:52,778 Could I see you for just a second? Would you excuse us? Thank you. 200 00:20:52,824 --> 00:20:54,900 Excuse me, darlin'. 201 00:20:56,244 --> 00:20:58,914 - What? - Listen to me. 202 00:20:58,955 --> 00:21:01,791 You remember when I said some are and some aren't? 203 00:21:01,834 --> 00:21:03,743 - Yeah. - Well, that one 'aren't.' 204 00:21:03,794 --> 00:21:08,006 I live here. I like it here. I wanna keep on living here. 205 00:21:08,049 --> 00:21:10,089 Listen to mel 206 00:21:10,135 --> 00:21:13,219 Please, just be quiet. Let me handle it. 207 00:21:13,263 --> 00:21:17,724 - And remember, you're a local guy. - Sorry. I just... I was sure. 208 00:21:17,768 --> 00:21:21,552 Don't worry about a thing, I will smooth everything out. 209 00:21:23,691 --> 00:21:26,811 Darlin', I think there's somethin' you should know. 210 00:21:26,862 --> 00:21:30,646 You see, you're not exactly my buddy over here's type. 211 00:21:30,699 --> 00:21:32,906 Billy Joe. 212 00:21:32,952 --> 00:21:36,653 Maybe you ought to leave him alone. What do you say, darlin'? 213 00:21:39,417 --> 00:21:42,621 - I had to do that. We got work to do. - Will you shut up? 214 00:21:42,671 --> 00:21:45,672 Will you just let me handle this, please? 215 00:21:54,643 --> 00:21:57,181 'It took an hour and three watered-down drinks 216 00:21:57,229 --> 00:21:59,186 'before we finally had another bite. 217 00:21:59,231 --> 00:22:03,561 'But at least this time, it was the right kind of fish.' 218 00:22:03,611 --> 00:22:06,612 You look like two lonesome cowboys around here 219 00:22:06,656 --> 00:22:09,361 so we thought we'd just mosey on in. 220 00:22:10,744 --> 00:22:14,409 And we're just plumb tickled to death that you did, ma'am. 221 00:22:14,456 --> 00:22:17,458 Just sit yourself down, you pretty little heifers. 222 00:22:17,501 --> 00:22:22,460 I'm Roy. And this here's my partner in the oil business, Clarence. 223 00:22:22,507 --> 00:22:25,793 You can call me Billy Joe if you want to. That's my nickname. 224 00:22:25,844 --> 00:22:30,922 - You're Texans. - Yes, ma'am, and proud of it. You bet. 225 00:22:30,975 --> 00:22:33,098 I'm Lilly, and this is Mary. 226 00:22:33,144 --> 00:22:37,308 Now that we got that out of the way, what do y'all want to drink? 227 00:22:37,357 --> 00:22:41,604 Let's don't waste your money. Why don't we get some and take it back to your room? 228 00:22:41,653 --> 00:22:46,280 Now, hold on a second. I am working up a powerful thirst. 229 00:22:46,325 --> 00:22:50,370 lf you want to keep us all night, it's OK, but it's gonna cost you. 230 00:22:50,413 --> 00:22:52,904 Don't you worry your pretty little heads off. 231 00:22:52,958 --> 00:22:55,912 Money is one thing there is plenty of, darlin'. 232 00:22:55,961 --> 00:23:01,917 Then maybe you'd show us some of that money you Texans are so famous for. 233 00:23:01,968 --> 00:23:06,844 Darlin', you know us Texans cannot talk business without a drink in our hand. 234 00:23:06,890 --> 00:23:09,096 I'm beginning to smell a setup. 235 00:23:09,142 --> 00:23:12,060 No, we just want to relax and get to know you first. 236 00:23:12,104 --> 00:23:17,229 I'll level with you. My sister is in your line of work. You might know her. Carol Ann. 237 00:23:17,276 --> 00:23:19,815 - What are you doing? - I just knew it. 238 00:23:19,863 --> 00:23:23,777 This is important. Somebody has murdered her. 239 00:23:23,825 --> 00:23:25,902 I've got a picture right here. 240 00:23:29,498 --> 00:23:33,544 I've seen her around. She's worked around here before, I think. 241 00:23:33,586 --> 00:23:35,875 Yeah. About a year ago. 242 00:23:35,922 --> 00:23:39,623 Who'd she work for? Who put her in here? How about you? 243 00:23:39,676 --> 00:23:43,377 We're not crazy. lf we start talking, we'll end up just like her. 244 00:23:43,431 --> 00:23:45,720 - We've got to go. - Hold on. 245 00:23:45,767 --> 00:23:49,302 - Please let go. I don't want any trouble. - We just want a name. 246 00:23:49,354 --> 00:23:53,767 Please, just give us a name. Please. 247 00:23:53,817 --> 00:23:56,143 Ito-san. 248 00:24:07,332 --> 00:24:09,409 - You know this guy? - Shhl 249 00:24:09,460 --> 00:24:12,544 Everybody does. He's the Al Capone of Hawaii. 250 00:24:12,588 --> 00:24:16,421 He was deported years ago but he got the deportment order squashed. 251 00:24:22,391 --> 00:24:25,226 - Naze? Doshite? - Kocchi he Koi. 252 00:24:28,272 --> 00:24:31,523 We got them in this trouble. We better do somethin'. 253 00:24:31,568 --> 00:24:33,893 Yeah. 254 00:24:39,159 --> 00:24:41,366 (Magnum) Hi, guysl 255 00:24:43,664 --> 00:24:46,072 - We don't want to go with you. - What? 256 00:24:46,126 --> 00:24:49,910 We can't run, we work for them. Please go away. 257 00:24:54,635 --> 00:24:56,213 Here. 258 00:24:57,096 --> 00:24:58,507 (Yells) 259 00:24:58,556 --> 00:25:00,264 Go on, take him. 260 00:25:00,308 --> 00:25:03,677 - He's got a couple of little bitty sticks. - Are you nuts? 261 00:25:08,025 --> 00:25:11,774 I don't suppose you care to discuss this? 262 00:25:29,924 --> 00:25:33,258 It's all right. Everything is going to be OK. 263 00:25:33,303 --> 00:25:35,973 Billy Joe, you all right? 264 00:25:51,365 --> 00:25:53,441 (Sighs) 265 00:25:56,371 --> 00:25:58,198 (Groans) 266 00:25:58,248 --> 00:26:00,324 Are you all right? 267 00:26:00,375 --> 00:26:02,534 (Groans) 268 00:26:02,586 --> 00:26:04,745 I've been better. 269 00:26:04,797 --> 00:26:07,668 - What was them things? - They're nunchucks. 270 00:26:07,717 --> 00:26:11,845 They're deadly. lf you had waited, I could've warned you. 271 00:26:11,888 --> 00:26:17,096 That's all right. We got our man. His name is Mr... Oh... Sun. 272 00:26:17,144 --> 00:26:20,264 We got a name, that's about it. And his name isn't Sun. 273 00:26:20,314 --> 00:26:23,565 It's Ito. It's a title that you put at the end - san. 274 00:26:23,609 --> 00:26:26,183 It's form... Never mind. 275 00:26:26,237 --> 00:26:30,615 Whatever. You said he was a vice lord. I say we go find him right now. 276 00:26:30,659 --> 00:26:34,242 There you go, acting like John Wayne again. 277 00:26:34,288 --> 00:26:37,206 - Backin' out on me? - I don't believe you. 278 00:26:37,250 --> 00:26:40,286 A name comes up and you're ready to lynch him. 279 00:26:40,336 --> 00:26:43,088 You do what you want, I'm going to find him. 280 00:26:43,131 --> 00:26:46,298 - As soon as I go home and get my gun. - What? 281 00:26:46,343 --> 00:26:51,551 Where? You got a gun? Where will you find him? You don't know where to look. 282 00:26:51,599 --> 00:26:57,305 - I'll find him. - Great. I swore I knocked that guy out. 283 00:26:57,355 --> 00:27:01,982 'I had a plan but it couldn't be carried out with Billy Joe around. 284 00:27:02,027 --> 00:27:07,367 'I figured if I got to Higgins in his sleep, he might be drowsy enough to help. 285 00:27:07,408 --> 00:27:11,406 'There was something in the air. And it wasn't jasmine.' 286 00:27:11,454 --> 00:27:13,115 Ughl 287 00:27:18,838 --> 00:27:20,914 (Door bell) 288 00:27:24,344 --> 00:27:26,218 (Sniffs) 289 00:27:32,353 --> 00:27:34,310 Magnum. 290 00:27:34,355 --> 00:27:36,514 What is it? 291 00:27:36,566 --> 00:27:39,686 - It's 6:37 in the morning. - I know that, Higgins. 292 00:27:39,736 --> 00:27:42,856 But this is important. I need a big favour. 293 00:27:45,326 --> 00:27:48,576 Why do I feel like the fly who walked into the spider's web? 294 00:27:48,621 --> 00:27:51,575 Nonsense. What is it you need? 295 00:27:53,960 --> 00:27:58,539 I need you to keep Joe here, all day if you have to, till I get back. 296 00:27:58,590 --> 00:28:00,667 Consider it done. 297 00:28:01,927 --> 00:28:04,216 Just like that? 298 00:28:05,932 --> 00:28:07,391 No? 299 00:28:07,434 --> 00:28:10,637 As you may have noticed, I've fired the grounds keeper. 300 00:28:10,687 --> 00:28:15,266 Until I can find a successor, I'd like you to assume some of the responsibilities. 301 00:28:15,317 --> 00:28:20,194 - I don't know anything about gardening. - The kind of work I have in mind 302 00:28:20,240 --> 00:28:23,443 requires no intelligence whatsoever. 303 00:28:23,493 --> 00:28:25,201 Like what? 304 00:28:25,245 --> 00:28:30,406 Like distributing 1 ,500 pounds of recycled vegetation that was delivered yesterday. 305 00:28:30,459 --> 00:28:35,038 Recycled vegetation? What do you mean? Recycled how? 306 00:28:35,089 --> 00:28:37,248 Through a cow. 307 00:28:39,720 --> 00:28:43,504 I always feel so much better after a shower. 308 00:28:43,557 --> 00:28:45,633 Magnum? 309 00:28:47,145 --> 00:28:49,019 Magnuml 310 00:28:55,362 --> 00:28:58,648 He must be out there workin' on his suntan again. 311 00:29:00,743 --> 00:29:03,116 - Magnuml - (Barking) 312 00:29:06,833 --> 00:29:08,577 Magnuml 313 00:30:38,227 --> 00:30:41,312 You already know who I am and who I'm working for 314 00:30:41,355 --> 00:30:44,025 so let's just skip the preliminaries. 315 00:30:44,067 --> 00:30:46,439 You have five minutes. 316 00:30:46,486 --> 00:30:50,567 You killed Carol Ann Little and we're going to nail you for it. 317 00:30:51,575 --> 00:30:56,238 Certainly, you have better things to do with your time, Mr Magnum. 318 00:30:56,289 --> 00:31:01,366 Carol Ann Little was nothing more than a common tramp. 319 00:31:02,254 --> 00:31:04,330 That's not true. 320 00:31:05,591 --> 00:31:10,253 - She was my client's sister. - You may save me the sentimentality. 321 00:31:10,304 --> 00:31:14,303 She was greedy and ambitious, but lazy. 322 00:31:14,351 --> 00:31:17,352 Hardly a compatible combination. 323 00:31:17,396 --> 00:31:21,263 So she resorted to making money the easy way. 324 00:31:21,317 --> 00:31:24,520 And you were only too glad to take a cut. 325 00:31:24,570 --> 00:31:27,488 You will not prove that. 326 00:31:27,532 --> 00:31:31,447 (Chuckles) I already have proof. 327 00:31:31,495 --> 00:31:34,994 Proof she worked for you and proof you killed her. 328 00:31:35,040 --> 00:31:37,366 This is Carol Ann's diary. 329 00:31:37,418 --> 00:31:40,040 It's fascinating, especially near the end. 330 00:31:40,088 --> 00:31:42,923 She was petrified someone was going to kill her 331 00:31:42,966 --> 00:31:46,003 and she's quite clear as to who and why. 332 00:31:47,596 --> 00:31:50,004 Who would believe the word of a prostitute? 333 00:31:50,057 --> 00:31:54,351 Against a drug-pushing pimp? A whole lot of people. 334 00:32:03,364 --> 00:32:06,650 How much do you want for it? 335 00:32:08,202 --> 00:32:10,824 What makes you think I want to sell? 336 00:32:10,872 --> 00:32:13,743 Why else would you come here? 337 00:32:13,792 --> 00:32:17,742 Well, we had considered it if the money was right. 338 00:32:18,631 --> 00:32:23,340 To avoid the publicity and a possible...trial, 339 00:32:23,386 --> 00:32:27,135 I'm willing to pay, say, $10,000. 340 00:32:27,182 --> 00:32:31,560 You'd pay more than that to your laers. Say 50. 341 00:32:33,147 --> 00:32:36,730 - You play high stakes, Magnum. - I got all the cards. 342 00:32:38,653 --> 00:32:44,110 Do you? Why don't I just kill you and take the diary? 343 00:32:45,911 --> 00:32:50,657 You don't think I'd be stupid enough to bring the real thing, do you? 344 00:32:53,711 --> 00:32:57,544 All right. 50,000. 345 00:32:58,467 --> 00:33:03,129 I have to talk it over with my client. But I'll get back to you. 346 00:33:03,180 --> 00:33:06,846 lf you're as smart as I think you are, Magnum 347 00:33:06,893 --> 00:33:11,639 you will be back here with the diary in 24 hours. 348 00:33:24,412 --> 00:33:27,164 'My trip to Ito's had not been settling. 349 00:33:27,207 --> 00:33:30,327 'I came away pretty sure he had killed Carol Ann. 350 00:33:30,377 --> 00:33:33,129 'Why else would he care about the diary? 351 00:33:33,172 --> 00:33:37,751 'I was also pretty sure he'd try and kill me rather than pay for it. 352 00:33:37,802 --> 00:33:42,631 'You see, I have an uncanny knack for painting myself into corners.' 353 00:34:08,920 --> 00:34:12,254 Do you mind taking me downtown to the police station? 354 00:34:12,299 --> 00:34:15,217 I'd appreciate it if you'd handcuff me, too. 355 00:34:18,389 --> 00:34:21,141 You're some kind of wise guy. 356 00:35:15,203 --> 00:35:19,367 (Magnum) I'm getting a little tired of the silent treatment. 357 00:35:19,416 --> 00:35:24,755 Your partner is waiting for me at the airport. Are you gonna charge me or what? 358 00:35:26,006 --> 00:35:29,127 No one's charging you with anything. 359 00:35:29,177 --> 00:35:31,715 This trip is purely educational. 360 00:35:44,610 --> 00:35:49,190 Well, howdy, Mr Magnum. I'm Carol Ann Little. 361 00:36:17,981 --> 00:36:21,350 Doggies, you out there? 362 00:36:21,402 --> 00:36:24,569 Come on in, doggies. Come on inl 363 00:36:26,574 --> 00:36:28,567 (Growling) 364 00:36:34,082 --> 00:36:35,625 Bye-byel 365 00:36:39,297 --> 00:36:41,373 (Snarling and barking) 366 00:37:16,672 --> 00:37:21,915 (Cop) We had to pretend she was dead. She's testifying for us against Ito. 367 00:37:22,678 --> 00:37:27,222 She witnessed the murder of two men. One of them, Ito did it himself. 368 00:37:27,267 --> 00:37:31,181 We got him, Magnum - if we can just keep you out of our way. 369 00:37:31,897 --> 00:37:35,895 Carol Ann is ready to testify. She is our only witness and will testify. 370 00:37:36,527 --> 00:37:38,686 - Did he do this? - Yeah. 371 00:37:41,908 --> 00:37:46,286 - I'm a friend of Billy Joe's. - They told me about you. 372 00:37:47,831 --> 00:37:54,167 I guess I don't much resemble the sweet thing my brother told you about. 373 00:37:56,633 --> 00:37:59,718 Yeah, Ito did it. 374 00:37:59,761 --> 00:38:03,462 Right after I told him that I was leaving the islands. 375 00:38:03,516 --> 00:38:08,178 I'd been his mistress for a while, so I know a lot about his business. 376 00:38:08,229 --> 00:38:14,315 Too much for him to let me go. So he ran me down and left me for dead. 377 00:38:17,740 --> 00:38:21,156 Where's Billy Joe? I'd like to see him. 378 00:38:21,202 --> 00:38:24,322 He's at my place. I'll call him. 379 00:38:24,372 --> 00:38:29,533 How much does he know... about me, I mean, and everything? 380 00:38:31,672 --> 00:38:36,169 - He knows everything, Carol. - Oh, damn. 381 00:38:36,219 --> 00:38:39,968 Listen, he's just not so perfect himself. 382 00:38:40,015 --> 00:38:45,354 There are a dozen guys on the island he hasn't punched or threatened to punch. 383 00:38:45,396 --> 00:38:50,639 That sounds like him. That's my Pickles, all right. 384 00:38:50,640 --> 00:38:52,611 Pickles? 385 00:38:52,612 --> 00:38:54,688 (Telephone) 386 00:39:02,873 --> 00:39:04,950 (Barks, whimpers) 387 00:39:11,508 --> 00:39:14,593 - Yes, what is it? - Higgins? ls that you? 388 00:39:14,637 --> 00:39:18,717 Your cowboy friend has escaped and stolen the Ferrari. 389 00:39:18,766 --> 00:39:21,436 You were supposed to be watching him. 390 00:39:21,478 --> 00:39:26,354 I know. Honour demands I take full responsibility. 391 00:39:26,400 --> 00:39:29,567 - 'And I do.' - Bye, Higgins. 392 00:39:29,612 --> 00:39:31,937 I think Billy Joe's on his way to Ito's. 393 00:39:31,989 --> 00:39:36,652 - Get out an APB on that red Ferrari. - You got it. 394 00:39:36,703 --> 00:39:41,828 Check the charter services. Billy Joe knows Ito's place is on Maui. 395 00:39:41,875 --> 00:39:45,576 - That's where he's heading. - Notifying them won't do any good. 396 00:39:45,629 --> 00:39:48,085 - He'll just take what he wants. - What? 397 00:39:48,132 --> 00:39:51,252 Well, he can fly just about anything. 398 00:39:51,302 --> 00:39:55,348 He's a crop duster back home. Didn't anybody tell you that? 399 00:39:56,767 --> 00:40:01,429 Carol Ann, Billy Joe is full of surprises. 400 00:40:24,381 --> 00:40:26,457 (Engine note rising) 401 00:40:31,347 --> 00:40:33,007 All right. 402 00:41:33,708 --> 00:41:35,785 (Helicopter approaching) 403 00:41:39,548 --> 00:41:42,218 That should be Magnum. 404 00:41:42,260 --> 00:41:44,169 You have your instructions. 405 00:41:44,220 --> 00:41:47,636 I make sure to get the diary and then kill him. 406 00:41:48,433 --> 00:41:50,093 Ike. 407 00:42:25,725 --> 00:42:28,299 - Howdy. - Oh! 408 00:43:08,064 --> 00:43:11,148 Hey ! Where is Ito? 409 00:43:11,192 --> 00:43:13,684 Lady, where is Ito-san? 410 00:43:23,664 --> 00:43:28,457 'Billy Joe had taken TC's chopper, which wasn't gonna put me in real solid with TC. 411 00:43:28,503 --> 00:43:34,423 'What worried me even more was Billy Joe's sense of frontier justice. 412 00:43:34,468 --> 00:43:37,719 'I just hoped we got there in time to stop him.' 413 00:43:39,265 --> 00:43:42,551 Sayonara, darling. Let's go for a little walk. 414 00:43:43,478 --> 00:43:45,720 Nanimono da? 415 00:43:48,859 --> 00:43:51,861 - Who are you? - My name's Little. 416 00:43:51,904 --> 00:43:56,863 Billy Joe Bob Little. And you have corrupted your last young girl. 417 00:43:56,910 --> 00:43:59,947 So you might as well go ahead and say your prayers. 418 00:43:59,997 --> 00:44:01,740 I have no quarrel with you. 419 00:44:01,790 --> 00:44:05,539 I used to have a baby sister called Carol Ann Little. 420 00:44:07,338 --> 00:44:12,760 She was so pretty. They used to say she got all the looks in the family. 421 00:44:12,803 --> 00:44:15,638 They also used to say I got all the mean. 422 00:44:33,993 --> 00:44:35,986 There he is. 423 00:44:36,037 --> 00:44:38,528 It's TC's chopper. He's there already. 424 00:45:14,788 --> 00:45:16,865 (Wind chimes jingle) 425 00:45:26,260 --> 00:45:29,095 I have money. I'll make you rich. 426 00:45:29,138 --> 00:45:33,385 - Tell me all about it, pardner. - I'll do anything. 427 00:45:35,854 --> 00:45:38,689 Billy Joel Don't do it. 428 00:45:38,732 --> 00:45:42,777 Magnum, get out of here now. This is not your concern any more. 429 00:45:43,404 --> 00:45:46,275 Your sister's alive. She's alive. 430 00:45:46,324 --> 00:45:51,615 You see, she's alive. Magnum, make him let me down. 431 00:45:51,663 --> 00:45:55,661 Don't try it. I'm not gonna kill you cos I like you. 432 00:45:55,709 --> 00:45:59,043 But I can put a piece of lead in you to slow you down. 433 00:45:59,088 --> 00:46:01,377 You can hang around, visit. 434 00:46:01,424 --> 00:46:04,793 It'll take me a minute to pull this chair out from under Mr Ito. 435 00:46:04,844 --> 00:46:07,003 She's alive, I swear it. 436 00:46:07,055 --> 00:46:10,721 You tricked me before. You think I'm some kind of a hick. 437 00:46:11,727 --> 00:46:13,803 Picklesl 438 00:46:13,854 --> 00:46:16,476 - Let him go, Pickles. - Pickles. 439 00:46:24,491 --> 00:46:27,576 - Where is she, Magnum? - She's OK, Billy. 440 00:46:27,620 --> 00:46:32,578 She's with the police and wants to see you. They'll take you to her. It's over now. 441 00:46:55,985 --> 00:46:58,903 Higgins, what are you doing? 442 00:46:58,946 --> 00:47:03,739 We had an agreement. I didn't fulfil my part, so I can't expect you to. 443 00:47:03,785 --> 00:47:09,492 - Therefore, I am spreading manure. - But you hate that kind of work. 444 00:47:09,542 --> 00:47:15,166 The fertilizer must be distributed now for the lawn to have sufficient nitrogen. 445 00:47:15,215 --> 00:47:21,669 Gee, I feel awful. Sure we had a deal, but so what if you didn't keep up your end? 446 00:47:21,722 --> 00:47:23,964 We're still friends, aren't we? 447 00:47:24,016 --> 00:47:27,432 Look, I know this isn't your kind of work. 448 00:47:28,897 --> 00:47:33,773 Since you're in a hurry and you're doing it for the lawn, 449 00:47:33,819 --> 00:47:37,354 I want you to know I'll be thinking what a wonderful guy you are 450 00:47:37,406 --> 00:47:39,980 the whole time I'm swimming.