1 00:02:52,555 --> 00:02:54,511 (Clears throat) 2 00:03:16,106 --> 00:03:17,978 Clay? 3 00:03:22,441 --> 00:03:24,516 Clay. 4 00:03:28,652 --> 00:03:30,727 Oh. 5 00:03:35,029 --> 00:03:37,104 (Laughs) Oh, Clay ! 6 00:03:44,283 --> 00:03:46,903 You know, Clay, 7 00:03:46,951 --> 00:03:52,286 sometimes you can be an absolute child. 8 00:03:53,370 --> 00:03:55,029 Clay? 9 00:04:08,709 --> 00:04:09,953 Oh ! 10 00:04:13,752 --> 00:04:15,411 Agh ! 11 00:04:18,462 --> 00:04:20,418 Oh, my God. Oh, my God. 12 00:04:37,220 --> 00:04:38,843 (Door creaks) 13 00:05:07,523 --> 00:05:09,597 Oh, no. Clay ! 14 00:05:10,774 --> 00:05:12,351 Clay. 15 00:05:13,483 --> 00:05:15,973 Clay, help me ! 16 00:05:17,151 --> 00:05:18,693 No, no ! 17 00:05:19,777 --> 00:05:21,852 (Screams) 18 00:05:24,821 --> 00:05:26,896 (Strangled groaning) 19 00:05:33,324 --> 00:05:35,399 Hey, TC, where's Rick? 20 00:05:35,450 --> 00:05:37,525 And what smells so good? 21 00:05:37,576 --> 00:05:41,274 - Navarin aux pommes. - Yeah. That's lamb, baby. 22 00:05:41,327 --> 00:05:43,449 Yeah. For me and my date. 23 00:05:43,495 --> 00:05:47,572 Rick, you have to break your date. I got paid. We're gonna celebrate. 24 00:05:47,621 --> 00:05:50,455 - Sorry, Thomas. - No, Rick, this is special. 25 00:05:50,497 --> 00:05:53,117 The Red Light Club. You know the act there? 26 00:05:53,165 --> 00:05:54,259 Sorry. 27 00:05:54,290 --> 00:05:58,866 TC, I don't think he heard me. Rick, I'm talking about the Red Light Club. 28 00:05:58,917 --> 00:06:01,952 The one the vice cops close every couple of months. 29 00:06:02,002 --> 00:06:03,578 Hey, I'm with you, TM. 30 00:06:03,627 --> 00:06:09,377 Look, I know there was a time when an offer like that would have interested me but... 31 00:06:10,463 --> 00:06:14,624 ...those days are gone. I want more out of life than booze and one-night stands. 32 00:06:14,673 --> 00:06:17,589 - Why? - Because in just a little while, 33 00:06:17,633 --> 00:06:21,710 a woman who I'm very in love with is about to walk right through that door. 34 00:06:21,759 --> 00:06:23,585 Really? Who? 35 00:06:23,635 --> 00:06:27,215 Her name is Janice Cooper. I met her right here at the club. 36 00:06:27,261 --> 00:06:30,379 That's great. I didn't even know about it, Rick. When? 37 00:06:30,429 --> 00:06:31,887 Two days ago. 38 00:06:31,930 --> 00:06:34,004 (They laugh) 39 00:06:35,889 --> 00:06:39,588 Two days ago, and you're seriously in love with her? 40 00:06:39,641 --> 00:06:41,679 Hey. When it's right, it's right. 41 00:06:41,725 --> 00:06:43,266 (They hoot with laughter) 42 00:06:43,309 --> 00:06:47,968 Wait. I got this feeling right here in my gut. I think she's got the same feeling. 43 00:06:48,019 --> 00:06:50,804 It could be something you ate. 44 00:06:52,271 --> 00:06:54,807 Don't you guys have anywhere to go? 45 00:06:54,855 --> 00:06:56,645 Now wait a minute. 46 00:06:56,689 --> 00:07:00,020 Rick, if this girl is so special, I want to meet her. 47 00:07:00,065 --> 00:07:01,891 Yeah, me too. 48 00:07:02,983 --> 00:07:06,895 All right. Five minutes. Then both of you disappear. 49 00:07:12,612 --> 00:07:14,686 (They laugh) 50 00:07:22,949 --> 00:07:25,569 I can't understand where she can be. 51 00:07:28,034 --> 00:07:29,942 Maybe she got lost. (Laughs) 52 00:07:29,993 --> 00:07:32,743 No, she's been here before. 53 00:07:32,786 --> 00:07:36,947 I'm sorry, Rick. Why don't you just give her a call? 54 00:07:49,000 --> 00:07:50,908 - 'Hello? ' - Janice? 55 00:07:50,960 --> 00:07:53,745 'No, Lynn. I'm house-sitting for her.' 56 00:07:53,794 --> 00:07:56,793 - Where's Janice? - 'She's getting married.' 57 00:07:56,837 --> 00:07:58,875 - Married? - 'Yeah.' 58 00:07:58,921 --> 00:08:03,130 'She cried for ever to Larry on Monday and today flies to Tahiti to get married. 59 00:08:03,172 --> 00:08:07,084 - 'Isn't it the nuts? ' - Yeah, it's... it's the nuts. 60 00:08:07,132 --> 00:08:09,752 'Who should I say called? ' 61 00:08:09,800 --> 00:08:12,040 Tell her Rick called and I... 62 00:08:12,093 --> 00:08:16,253 Just tell her that I... Tell her Rick called and I wish her the best. 63 00:08:31,975 --> 00:08:34,013 Poor guy. 64 00:08:36,268 --> 00:08:38,343 Yeah. 65 00:08:41,812 --> 00:08:44,099 Give me a plate, will you? Thanks. 66 00:08:44,146 --> 00:08:46,019 Open the champagne. 67 00:08:54,108 --> 00:08:58,435 Kemo, Scotch on the rocks, keep them coming and don't break the rhythm. 68 00:08:58,485 --> 00:09:01,318 - And give me a cigarette. - Rick, you quit. 69 00:09:01,361 --> 00:09:03,317 I just started again. 70 00:09:04,196 --> 00:09:06,685 Come on, come on. Give me the cigarette. 71 00:09:57,007 --> 00:09:58,963 Excuse me. 72 00:10:01,509 --> 00:10:03,963 Are you a member of the club? 73 00:10:06,886 --> 00:10:08,628 No, I'm not. 74 00:10:10,762 --> 00:10:13,466 But it was so lovely here, I... 75 00:10:18,515 --> 00:10:22,297 - Forgive me, of course I'll leave. - No, no. Please don't leave. 76 00:10:22,350 --> 00:10:25,966 Stay here and be my guest. My name's Rick. I manage the club. 77 00:10:26,018 --> 00:10:28,590 What's your name? 78 00:10:28,644 --> 00:10:31,015 - My name is Sara. - Sara. 79 00:10:31,062 --> 00:10:34,180 Sara, I couldn't help but notice how upset you are. 80 00:10:34,230 --> 00:10:37,394 Is there anything I can do to help? Anything at all? 81 00:10:38,481 --> 00:10:40,473 That's very kind of you, Rick. 82 00:10:41,857 --> 00:10:44,975 But there's really nothing anyone can do now. 83 00:10:45,025 --> 00:10:48,309 Why don't you try me? I'm really a good listener. 84 00:10:49,610 --> 00:10:51,685 It's hopeless. 85 00:10:53,112 --> 00:10:56,775 Why don't er... Why don't we take a walk on the beach? 86 00:10:56,821 --> 00:10:59,311 We could talk about it. 87 00:11:00,906 --> 00:11:02,981 Trust me. 88 00:11:14,912 --> 00:11:17,697 It's so beautiful. 89 00:11:19,205 --> 00:11:21,611 I love the ocean. 90 00:11:21,664 --> 00:11:27,248 It's so independent of us, of the world that we think is so important. 91 00:11:27,291 --> 00:11:30,409 It's the one thing that lets me feel truly free. 92 00:11:30,459 --> 00:11:34,501 - Why wouldn't you feel free? - It's really very simple. 93 00:11:34,544 --> 00:11:38,753 There's a man who loves me and because I don't love him, he'll destroy me. 94 00:11:38,796 --> 00:11:40,870 What man? 95 00:11:40,922 --> 00:11:42,960 His name is Henry Ellison. 96 00:11:44,089 --> 00:11:47,042 The shipping magnate? He must be in his 60s. 97 00:11:47,091 --> 00:11:51,963 - Oh, no. Henry's very young. Your age. - Young or old, what's the difference? 98 00:11:52,009 --> 00:11:56,798 You don't need the aggravation. Life's too short. Go and do whatever you wanna do. 99 00:11:56,844 --> 00:11:58,919 I wish I could be that way. 100 00:12:00,137 --> 00:12:03,551 But that's the one great difference between us. 101 00:12:20,353 --> 00:12:23,767 - Forgive me, it's the champagne. - No, it's not. 102 00:12:38,860 --> 00:12:40,733 Would you mind? 103 00:12:41,820 --> 00:12:43,775 Sure. 104 00:12:44,696 --> 00:12:46,604 I'll be right back. 105 00:12:55,867 --> 00:12:57,858 Hey, Sara, why don't we... 106 00:13:04,703 --> 00:13:06,778 Sara. 107 00:13:08,121 --> 00:13:10,196 Sara ! 108 00:13:12,665 --> 00:13:13,862 Agh ! 109 00:13:13,915 --> 00:13:15,622 I am hurt. 110 00:13:15,666 --> 00:13:18,333 A plague on both your houses. 111 00:13:21,501 --> 00:13:23,576 I am hurt. 112 00:13:23,627 --> 00:13:25,702 A plague on both your houses. 113 00:13:30,004 --> 00:13:32,079 (Groans) I am hurt. 114 00:13:32,130 --> 00:13:34,205 A plague on both your houses. 115 00:13:34,548 --> 00:13:36,586 I am sped. 116 00:13:36,632 --> 00:13:38,623 Is he gone, and hath nothing? 117 00:13:41,175 --> 00:13:43,380 Higgins, what are you doing? 118 00:13:44,427 --> 00:13:46,667 Was your American education so lacking? 119 00:13:46,719 --> 00:13:49,718 That's Shakespeare. Romeo And Juliet. Act 3, Scene 1. 120 00:13:49,762 --> 00:13:50,876 Of course. 121 00:13:50,929 --> 00:13:55,090 I'm staging it for the Shakespeare Society. I wanted to speak to you about it. 122 00:13:55,139 --> 00:13:59,632 - I'd like your participation. - Me? You want me to act? 123 00:13:59,682 --> 00:14:01,638 (Laughs) No. 124 00:14:01,683 --> 00:14:06,259 I wouldn't dream of giving you lines. We need supernumeraries. 125 00:14:06,310 --> 00:14:07,969 - Super what? - Extras. 126 00:14:08,019 --> 00:14:10,804 It was Lydia Shaftsbury's idea. 127 00:14:10,853 --> 00:14:14,765 - The dizzy one who wears all the feathers? - Our patroness, yes. 128 00:14:14,813 --> 00:14:18,511 - She thinks you'd look good in tights. - Forget it, Higgins. 129 00:14:18,564 --> 00:14:21,931 Mrs Shaftsbury's patronage is essential to our society. 130 00:14:21,982 --> 00:14:23,357 Higgins. 131 00:14:23,400 --> 00:14:24,597 No. 132 00:14:24,650 --> 00:14:28,480 I'd consider letting you use the sauna. Works wonders for a hangover. 133 00:14:28,527 --> 00:14:30,601 Adieu, Higgins. 134 00:14:45,241 --> 00:14:47,316 (Car horn tooting) 135 00:14:51,952 --> 00:14:54,323 Am I glad I caught you. I need your help. 136 00:14:54,370 --> 00:14:56,408 - What for? - I gotta find this woman. 137 00:14:56,454 --> 00:14:59,406 Rick, she stood you up. Leave it alone. 138 00:14:59,455 --> 00:15:01,493 Not Janice. Sara. 139 00:15:01,539 --> 00:15:03,744 Sara? Who's Sara? 140 00:15:03,790 --> 00:15:08,117 Last night I met this woman. We took a walk on the beach. Next thing, she's gone. 141 00:15:08,167 --> 00:15:10,454 Don't play games. It's time for brunch. 142 00:15:10,501 --> 00:15:13,204 I'm not playing games. She's something special. 143 00:15:13,252 --> 00:15:16,619 - You know after one night? - Pal, when it's right, it's right. 144 00:15:16,670 --> 00:15:20,582 - Where have I heard that before? - Are you gonna help me or what? 145 00:15:24,048 --> 00:15:25,162 Ha. 146 00:15:28,174 --> 00:15:32,714 Tell them to fill that hole on the way back. I don't want any empty spaces. 147 00:15:32,759 --> 00:15:35,427 Call me when the Merkel leaves Amsterdam. 148 00:15:35,469 --> 00:15:41,669 I'm not in the habit of granting impromptu interviews to private investigators. 149 00:15:41,721 --> 00:15:45,337 We appreciate that, Mr Ellison. This should take a second. 150 00:15:45,389 --> 00:15:48,554 We were looking for someone We thought you could help. 151 00:15:48,599 --> 00:15:50,922 Her name is Sara. 152 00:15:52,016 --> 00:15:53,889 I probably know a dozen. 153 00:15:54,642 --> 00:15:58,887 She's about 25, dark hair, and very good-Iooking. 154 00:15:58,936 --> 00:16:02,184 I'm afraid you gentlemen have made a mistake. 155 00:16:02,229 --> 00:16:07,184 Now, most of my acquaintances are a generation older, at least. 156 00:16:07,231 --> 00:16:10,064 Well, she mentioned you by name, sir. 157 00:16:11,816 --> 00:16:14,270 Wait a minute. 158 00:16:14,317 --> 00:16:16,936 That's her. That's Sara. 159 00:16:17,985 --> 00:16:21,683 - Is this your idea of a joke? - It's no joke, Mr Ellison. 160 00:16:21,736 --> 00:16:25,150 - That's the woman I met on the beach. - That's impossible. 161 00:16:26,696 --> 00:16:29,482 Sara Clifford died 35 years ago. 162 00:16:37,159 --> 00:16:40,442 Actually, things like this have happened before. 163 00:16:40,493 --> 00:16:45,282 Several people who knew Sara say that they've seen her over the years. 164 00:16:45,328 --> 00:16:49,537 The stories are always the same. One moment she's there, the next she's gone. 165 00:16:49,580 --> 00:16:52,828 Look, Mr Ellison, I didn't kiss a ghost last night. 166 00:16:52,873 --> 00:16:54,615 No, I don't believe that you did. 167 00:16:57,541 --> 00:16:59,698 What did the woman say about me? 168 00:16:59,750 --> 00:17:03,117 She said that you loved her and that you'd destroy her. 169 00:17:06,628 --> 00:17:07,722 Well... 170 00:17:08,879 --> 00:17:11,036 She was right about one thing. 171 00:17:12,797 --> 00:17:14,872 I loved Sara. 172 00:17:18,883 --> 00:17:22,166 When she died, something in me did, too. 173 00:17:23,718 --> 00:17:25,958 I never married. 174 00:17:28,428 --> 00:17:30,336 Never forgot. 175 00:17:34,222 --> 00:17:37,636 Someone's playing a very cruel trick on me, 176 00:17:37,681 --> 00:17:39,056 or you. 177 00:17:46,893 --> 00:17:49,561 I'm afraid this is all we have on Sara Clifford. 178 00:17:49,603 --> 00:17:53,598 The society books and magazines of the summer of '45 are not on the shelves. 179 00:17:53,646 --> 00:17:55,471 Thank you. 180 00:17:55,522 --> 00:17:59,137 - Did somebody check them out? - No, they're reference materials. 181 00:17:59,190 --> 00:18:02,852 They could have been stolen. We do have a problem with that. 182 00:18:02,899 --> 00:18:06,183 Has anyone else been doing research on Sara Clifford? 183 00:18:06,234 --> 00:18:08,272 Let's see. Not recently. 184 00:18:08,318 --> 00:18:10,309 Not that I know of. 185 00:18:10,360 --> 00:18:15,482 There was a young woman about a year ago. Some kind of relative. 186 00:18:15,529 --> 00:18:19,738 Said that she was doing a book on the Clifford woman. 187 00:18:19,781 --> 00:18:21,986 - Do you remember her name? - Hmm... 188 00:18:23,741 --> 00:18:27,783 Do you keep any old records? Something that might have her name on it. 189 00:18:27,825 --> 00:18:31,821 No. She never checked anything out. Did all of her work here. 190 00:18:31,869 --> 00:18:37,571 - Can't you tell me anything about her? - She was pretty. She was very pretty. 191 00:18:39,246 --> 00:18:42,162 But I don't suppose that means anything to you. 192 00:18:49,083 --> 00:18:50,874 Why would she think that? 193 00:18:50,917 --> 00:18:53,833 (Higgins) Sara Clifford. I know a few things about her. 194 00:18:56,003 --> 00:19:02,417 You know, Magnum, you tend to lack a sense of reciprocity, of give-and-take. 195 00:19:02,463 --> 00:19:07,336 I've tried hard to accommodate your presence. I think I've been a good sport. 196 00:19:07,382 --> 00:19:11,626 - Yet when I ask a simple favour of you... - Like what? 197 00:19:11,675 --> 00:19:15,967 Spending three hours a night in leotards just to please Lydia Shraftsburg? 198 00:19:16,010 --> 00:19:17,883 Lydia Shaftsbury. 199 00:19:17,928 --> 00:19:21,425 Who single-handedly has kept the Shakespeare Society alive, 200 00:19:21,471 --> 00:19:25,596 thereby contributing immeasurably to the cultural life of Honolulu. 201 00:19:25,639 --> 00:19:27,796 That seems to mean very little to you. 202 00:19:27,848 --> 00:19:29,045 Very. 203 00:19:30,391 --> 00:19:34,089 Evidently, so does this Sara Clifford business. 204 00:19:39,019 --> 00:19:41,888 It was quite a scandal at the time, you know. 205 00:19:41,937 --> 00:19:44,971 Of course, it was long before I came to Hawaii. 206 00:19:45,021 --> 00:19:48,470 I was at the time, I think, in Kwangju, 207 00:19:48,523 --> 00:19:50,810 or was I already in Beirut? 208 00:19:50,857 --> 00:19:54,638 All right, Higgins, I'll do the play. 209 00:19:57,568 --> 00:20:02,606 What I know has been pieced together from conversations with Ethel Schiller, 210 00:20:02,653 --> 00:20:05,984 a friend of the Cliffords. Charming woman, good family, 211 00:20:06,029 --> 00:20:08,566 but plays a dreadful game of bridge. 212 00:20:08,614 --> 00:20:10,901 Higgins, what about Sara? 213 00:20:10,948 --> 00:20:12,524 Oh. 214 00:20:12,573 --> 00:20:16,106 She was simply the most beautiful woman in Honolulu society. 215 00:20:16,158 --> 00:20:18,778 No man could meet her without falling in love. 216 00:20:18,826 --> 00:20:21,529 Led to quite a few quarrels. Even a duel. 217 00:20:21,577 --> 00:20:25,821 After the war, the Cliffords suffered some sort of a disgrace. 218 00:20:25,870 --> 00:20:28,538 They were ostracised from society. 219 00:20:28,579 --> 00:20:32,871 I wouldn't imagine you'd understand that sort of thing, would you, Magnum? 220 00:20:32,914 --> 00:20:35,700 On the other hand, perhaps you would. 221 00:20:35,749 --> 00:20:39,696 Anyway, Sara Clifford supposedly killed herself over it, 222 00:20:39,750 --> 00:20:44,742 although a lot of people found that hard to believe, didn't think she was the type. 223 00:20:51,213 --> 00:20:55,078 Ethel Schiller believes it was because of some affaire de coeur. 224 00:20:55,131 --> 00:20:58,130 - What? - Romance. 225 00:20:58,174 --> 00:20:59,797 Of course. 226 00:20:59,841 --> 00:21:02,793 She disappeared from her home during a party one night. 227 00:21:02,842 --> 00:21:06,423 They found the car the next day in the waters off Koko Head. 228 00:21:06,469 --> 00:21:08,756 She'd driven it over the cliff. 229 00:21:08,803 --> 00:21:11,802 Never found the body, currents carried it out to sea. 230 00:21:11,846 --> 00:21:15,426 There have been reports that she now haunts her old estate 231 00:21:15,472 --> 00:21:18,921 but I tend to disregard rumours of the nether world. 232 00:21:18,973 --> 00:21:21,178 The nether world? 233 00:21:22,350 --> 00:21:25,799 - Have you grilled me sufficiently? - Yes, I think so, Higgins. 234 00:21:25,851 --> 00:21:30,676 Family scandal, affaire de coeur, and links to the netherworld. 235 00:21:30,728 --> 00:21:32,968 Thank you very much. 236 00:21:34,938 --> 00:21:36,810 Oh, Magnum, by the by, 237 00:21:36,855 --> 00:21:42,143 our designer says you can try on your tights this afternoon. 238 00:22:05,574 --> 00:22:09,735 'If any place looked like it should be haunted, it was the Clifford estate. 239 00:22:09,784 --> 00:22:12,618 'The overgrowth and the cobwebs were all legit. 240 00:22:12,660 --> 00:22:17,569 'Not that I was scared, but I did make a point of going in the daytime. 241 00:24:44,676 --> 00:24:48,173 'If I believed in ghosts, I'm sure I'd be frightened by now. 242 00:24:48,219 --> 00:24:52,713 'But since I didn't, the pounding in my chest must have been due to exertion.' 243 00:24:55,222 --> 00:24:57,297 God ! 244 00:24:58,473 --> 00:25:00,050 Oh. 245 00:25:00,099 --> 00:25:02,469 There you are. 246 00:25:03,392 --> 00:25:05,430 - Hi, I'm Thomas. - No. 247 00:25:05,476 --> 00:25:10,811 Ooh. It talks. OK. Would you mind telling me what's going on here? 248 00:25:14,479 --> 00:25:18,177 All right, I'll explain. See, you're supposed to be dead. 249 00:25:18,231 --> 00:25:22,439 But if you were alive, you'd be old enough to be my mother, which you're not, 250 00:25:22,482 --> 00:25:26,347 so would you tell me who you are and why you dress up like Gene Tierney? 251 00:25:28,943 --> 00:25:31,018 I'm Sara Clifford. 252 00:25:32,194 --> 00:25:34,316 And I'm trying to set things right. 253 00:25:34,362 --> 00:25:40,277 Set things right? Terrific, then we're after the same thing. Can I help? 254 00:25:40,322 --> 00:25:42,942 - Do you mean that? - Of course I do. 255 00:25:44,240 --> 00:25:46,031 What's set wrong? 256 00:25:47,783 --> 00:25:49,775 - He did kill me. - Who? 257 00:25:49,826 --> 00:25:51,734 Henry Ellison. 258 00:25:52,827 --> 00:25:54,949 Henry Ellison? 259 00:25:54,995 --> 00:25:57,614 OK. Why didn't you call the police? 260 00:26:00,247 --> 00:26:02,534 Oh, I forgot. 261 00:26:02,581 --> 00:26:05,331 The police don't believe in the nether world. 262 00:26:05,373 --> 00:26:09,582 What did Henry do? Put you in the car and pushed you right off the cliff? 263 00:26:11,584 --> 00:26:13,659 No. 264 00:26:15,294 --> 00:26:17,451 - He did it here. - Here? 265 00:26:17,503 --> 00:26:19,127 Where? 266 00:26:22,672 --> 00:26:25,291 - Where did you get that? - What? 267 00:26:26,423 --> 00:26:28,498 This? 268 00:26:29,674 --> 00:26:30,919 SCI 269 00:26:30,966 --> 00:26:35,044 The potting shed. He did it in the potting shed. 270 00:26:35,093 --> 00:26:38,875 Whooo. I am tired of these games, Sara, or whatever your... 271 00:26:38,928 --> 00:26:42,295 Oh, come on ! Will you wait a minute? Come on. 272 00:26:43,846 --> 00:26:45,637 Ooh ! 273 00:27:11,398 --> 00:27:14,896 Mein Hut, es hat drei Ecken, 274 00:27:14,941 --> 00:27:19,150 drei Ecken hat mein Hut. 275 00:27:19,193 --> 00:27:22,774 Und hatt er nicht drei Ecken, 276 00:27:22,819 --> 00:27:25,107 so war es nicht mein Hut. 277 00:27:25,987 --> 00:27:30,777 - Ah. Congratulations, you're alive. Good. - Are you the one who hit me? 278 00:27:30,822 --> 00:27:33,656 - Huh? - Are you the one who hit me? 279 00:27:33,699 --> 00:27:37,361 (Shouts) Yes. I am the one that hit you with the shovel. 280 00:27:37,408 --> 00:27:39,115 Any particular reason? 281 00:27:40,159 --> 00:27:42,198 Any particular reason? 282 00:27:42,243 --> 00:27:46,488 Because I am the caretaker. And you were trespassing. 283 00:27:46,537 --> 00:27:49,986 - Why didn't you just call the police? - Hmm? 284 00:27:50,038 --> 00:27:54,164 - Why didn't you just call the police? - I heard you. I have no phone here. 285 00:27:54,206 --> 00:27:56,992 - I see. - Here is your hat. 286 00:27:57,041 --> 00:28:01,451 This is your lucky-day hat. What are you doing here, anyway? 287 00:28:01,501 --> 00:28:04,037 Why didn't you ask me that before you swung? 288 00:28:04,085 --> 00:28:05,282 What? 289 00:28:05,335 --> 00:28:07,790 Why didn't you tell me that before you swung? 290 00:28:07,836 --> 00:28:10,326 I would have lost the advantage of surprise. 291 00:28:10,379 --> 00:28:12,536 I see. 292 00:28:12,588 --> 00:28:15,706 I'm trying to find out about Sara Clifford. 293 00:28:17,090 --> 00:28:19,793 Did you see her today? 294 00:28:20,841 --> 00:28:23,876 I saw someone who said she was Sara. 295 00:28:26,343 --> 00:28:29,710 It was Sara all right. I saw her myself. 296 00:28:29,761 --> 00:28:33,128 She has been coming out more lately. Come here. 297 00:28:34,972 --> 00:28:38,469 She is very lovely, is she not? 298 00:28:38,515 --> 00:28:40,305 Sara Clifford's dead. 299 00:28:41,474 --> 00:28:43,964 Of course she's dead. 300 00:28:44,017 --> 00:28:48,094 That's why she never changes. 301 00:28:48,143 --> 00:28:52,684 I see. What... Have you worked for the Cliffords for a long time? 302 00:28:52,728 --> 00:28:55,681 The Cliffords, I have worked for them... 303 00:28:55,730 --> 00:28:58,598 Would you help me up, please? 304 00:28:58,647 --> 00:29:02,974 Thank you. I have worked for the Cliffords since the Anschluss. 305 00:29:03,024 --> 00:29:05,099 1938. 306 00:29:05,150 --> 00:29:08,149 What can you tell me about Sara? About how she died? 307 00:29:08,193 --> 00:29:14,144 Not very much, I'm afraid. I was away. The one you should talk to is Lisa Paige. 308 00:29:14,195 --> 00:29:19,269 She was going to write about Sara. That would be a very good book. 309 00:29:19,322 --> 00:29:22,605 But it would also, unfortunately, be a very sad book. 310 00:29:22,656 --> 00:29:25,655 Thank you, Josef. I'll do that. Lisa Paige. 311 00:29:25,699 --> 00:29:28,734 It would be a good book, not trashy like the books you see. 312 00:29:28,784 --> 00:29:31,487 I know, Josef, you told me that. 313 00:29:31,535 --> 00:29:36,407 The next time that you come, try to let me know that you're coming 314 00:29:36,453 --> 00:29:40,947 to avoid the unpleasantness with the shovel on the head. That would be best. 315 00:29:50,709 --> 00:29:54,325 'I used a standard investigative technique to find Lisa Paige. 316 00:29:54,377 --> 00:29:58,075 'I checked the phone book. Actually, there were only a few listings. 317 00:29:58,128 --> 00:30:03,285 'After a few dead ends, I hoped, for Rick's sake, this was the woman we wanted. 318 00:30:03,338 --> 00:30:07,962 'Well, to be honest, for my own sake. I just wanted to get him off my back.' 319 00:30:08,007 --> 00:30:11,290 - What does this Lisa know about Sara? - I don't know. 320 00:30:12,592 --> 00:30:17,050 - Well, why is she writing a book about her? - I don't know. 321 00:30:20,011 --> 00:30:23,592 - Are you sure this is where this Lisa lives? - I don't know. 322 00:30:24,972 --> 00:30:27,295 - Maybe... - Rick ! Shh. 323 00:30:33,183 --> 00:30:36,016 - You think Sara's here? - I don't know ! 324 00:30:48,814 --> 00:30:50,438 Sara. 325 00:30:50,481 --> 00:30:53,433 - Pardon me? - It's me, Sara, Rick. 326 00:30:53,482 --> 00:30:56,019 I'm sorry. I don't know anybody named Rick. 327 00:30:58,651 --> 00:31:00,524 Why are you lying? 328 00:31:00,568 --> 00:31:04,564 I don't know what you're talking about. My name is Lisa Paige. I'm sorry. 329 00:31:04,612 --> 00:31:06,650 - You're Sara. - Don't do that ! 330 00:31:06,696 --> 00:31:09,611 - I don't know what you are talking about. - It's her. 331 00:31:09,655 --> 00:31:12,275 Would you explain what's going on? 332 00:31:12,323 --> 00:31:16,484 - Are you writing a book on Sara Clifford? - Yes, I am. 333 00:31:16,533 --> 00:31:21,524 Well, both of us have seen Sara Clifford. Or someone who says she is. 334 00:31:21,576 --> 00:31:25,654 That's very interesting. Would you two please come in? 335 00:31:34,956 --> 00:31:37,197 This way, gentlemen. 336 00:31:47,461 --> 00:31:49,583 Have you seen Sara more than once? 337 00:31:49,629 --> 00:31:52,746 - No. - Once was all it took. 338 00:31:54,464 --> 00:31:57,131 You... She got to me. 339 00:31:58,632 --> 00:32:02,213 - Got to you? - I was very upset and very alone and... 340 00:32:02,258 --> 00:32:04,333 - She just got to me, that's all. 341 00:32:04,384 --> 00:32:06,589 - I see. - It's really a lousy trick... 342 00:32:06,635 --> 00:32:09,385 - Rick, come on. - Well, it's really lousy. 343 00:32:11,470 --> 00:32:13,960 Do you think we could have a cup of coffee? 344 00:32:14,013 --> 00:32:15,885 No coffee. 345 00:32:18,139 --> 00:32:20,012 All I have is tea. 346 00:32:20,057 --> 00:32:21,799 Tea would be great. 347 00:32:22,850 --> 00:32:25,386 Why don't you have a seat? 348 00:32:27,518 --> 00:32:30,268 - That's her. That's her. - Maybe. 349 00:32:30,311 --> 00:32:33,559 - You saw her. - I never saw her close. 350 00:32:33,604 --> 00:32:37,895 If you don't stay calm, we won't be here long enough to find out if she is. 351 00:32:37,939 --> 00:32:40,642 I hope you won't tell on me. 352 00:32:40,690 --> 00:32:43,357 I plan to return those things. 353 00:32:43,399 --> 00:32:47,286 - Why did you decide to write about her? - It's the kind of thing people like. 354 00:32:47,317 --> 00:32:51,775 Beautiful, wealthy, young woman, tragic love affair, family scandal, suicide. 355 00:32:51,819 --> 00:32:53,609 And a ghost. 356 00:32:53,653 --> 00:32:55,360 Is that the only reason? 357 00:32:55,404 --> 00:32:56,731 No. 358 00:32:59,363 --> 00:33:01,022 She was my aunt. 359 00:33:08,450 --> 00:33:11,615 The man in this picture is Clayton Wright. 360 00:33:15,911 --> 00:33:19,360 They were in love and they wanted to get married. 361 00:33:19,413 --> 00:33:22,910 But she couldn't because of a family obligation. 362 00:33:23,998 --> 00:33:26,783 Supposedly, Sara committed suicide. 363 00:33:26,832 --> 00:33:29,073 Clayton never believed that... 364 00:33:29,125 --> 00:33:31,199 And neither do I. 365 00:33:32,459 --> 00:33:35,328 Unfortunately, he died a couple of years ago. 366 00:33:35,377 --> 00:33:38,080 Did he have any idea who killed her? 367 00:33:38,128 --> 00:33:40,796 - He never said. - Do you? 368 00:33:42,630 --> 00:33:44,704 Nothing to take to court. 369 00:33:45,923 --> 00:33:47,748 Who knows? 370 00:33:47,798 --> 00:33:50,501 Maybe the murderer will show his hand. 371 00:33:50,549 --> 00:33:53,383 After 35 years, I doubt it. 372 00:33:53,425 --> 00:33:56,211 Unless... someone forces it. 373 00:33:57,427 --> 00:33:59,502 (Kettle whistles) 374 00:33:59,553 --> 00:34:01,628 Excuse me. 375 00:34:09,848 --> 00:34:11,639 What are you doing? 376 00:34:26,938 --> 00:34:29,013 Rick. 377 00:34:39,610 --> 00:34:41,269 Get out. 378 00:34:46,154 --> 00:34:47,813 Get out. 379 00:34:47,863 --> 00:34:49,819 - Why? - Get out ! 380 00:35:26,544 --> 00:35:28,915 I'll never fall in love again. Never. 381 00:35:28,962 --> 00:35:31,498 I wonder why she led me all over the estate. 382 00:35:31,546 --> 00:35:34,995 What did I ever get from being in love? What? 383 00:35:35,047 --> 00:35:39,292 From the tennis courts to the hothouse to the potting shed. 384 00:35:39,341 --> 00:35:43,916 I'll tell you what I got: Nothing. Nothing but a lot of pain and heartache. 385 00:35:43,967 --> 00:35:48,009 But I'll tell you something, pal. I appreciate your help. You found Sara, 386 00:35:48,052 --> 00:35:51,466 or Lisa, or whatever the hell she's calling herself now. 387 00:35:51,512 --> 00:35:54,427 One thing's obvious, she doesn't give a damn about me. 388 00:35:54,471 --> 00:35:58,217 Then that scarf, half in the ground, half out of it. 389 00:35:58,264 --> 00:36:01,299 Don't try and make it easy on me. I can take it. 390 00:36:01,349 --> 00:36:05,261 I know it's over. I really do. I just don't care. I don't care. 391 00:36:08,101 --> 00:36:09,974 I wonder why she did that? 392 00:36:10,019 --> 00:36:12,686 What was it? It was one night, 393 00:36:12,728 --> 00:36:15,348 one walk on the beach in the moonlight. 394 00:36:16,480 --> 00:36:18,270 One kiss. 395 00:36:18,314 --> 00:36:22,854 - Boy, if I ever fall in again, they'll bury me. - I think you're right. 396 00:36:22,899 --> 00:36:25,435 Hi. You doing anything this afternoon? 397 00:36:25,483 --> 00:36:28,897 He's the one in love. What do I get out of this? 398 00:36:28,943 --> 00:36:32,523 Fresh air, exercise, hearty male companionship. 399 00:36:32,569 --> 00:36:35,853 - I had enough of that in Nam. - Why the potting shed? 400 00:36:35,904 --> 00:36:37,942 That's where the ghost disappeared. 401 00:36:37,988 --> 00:36:40,477 - Ghost? - TC, will you keep your voice down? 402 00:36:40,530 --> 00:36:44,193 It's not a real ghost. Lisa just dressed up like a ghost. 403 00:36:44,240 --> 00:36:48,366 She dropped a scarf. I figure that's where she wants me to dig for the body. 404 00:36:48,408 --> 00:36:50,945 - Body? - TC, you don't have to dig. 405 00:36:50,993 --> 00:36:53,198 You can stand guard while I reconnoitre. 406 00:36:53,243 --> 00:36:58,401 - Stand guard? For what? - Josef. The caretaker. He's a bit eccentric. 407 00:36:58,454 --> 00:37:05,069 Hey, if he's standing guard and you're reconnoitring, who's doing the digging? 408 00:37:11,417 --> 00:37:14,665 Psst ! Can't you dig any faster? 409 00:37:14,710 --> 00:37:19,583 - You wanna come down here and try? - Hey, lover boy, I ain't the one that's in love. 410 00:37:22,171 --> 00:37:26,118 - (Screams) - He's coming. He's coming. Come on. 411 00:37:37,177 --> 00:37:41,302 I wish that you were looking as well as the grapevines. 412 00:37:42,512 --> 00:37:44,883 Guten Abend. 413 00:37:44,930 --> 00:37:47,633 Watch that shovel, he uses it like a mace. 414 00:37:47,681 --> 00:37:50,882 You watch it. I ain't got nothing to say to the man. 415 00:37:57,810 --> 00:38:00,678 ...better than you looked this afternoon. 416 00:38:02,019 --> 00:38:03,299 Guys? 417 00:38:03,353 --> 00:38:08,973 Yes, you are, indeed. Must be the fertiliser that I gave you for luncheon. 418 00:38:09,022 --> 00:38:11,938 Maybe you should go out and say something to him. 419 00:38:16,983 --> 00:38:19,651 - Guys. - Maybe he'll just walk on by. 420 00:38:23,611 --> 00:38:24,939 Guys ! 421 00:38:26,070 --> 00:38:27,564 Here. 422 00:38:32,573 --> 00:38:35,607 You are all looking quite well this evening. 423 00:38:35,657 --> 00:38:37,281 Will you be quiet? 424 00:38:38,033 --> 00:38:39,127 Mm. 425 00:38:48,162 --> 00:38:52,738 It was strange seeing Sara's name in the papers after all those years. 426 00:38:52,789 --> 00:38:57,495 Your name was in the paper, too. How did you know where Sara was buried? 427 00:38:59,458 --> 00:39:01,035 I didn't. 428 00:39:02,126 --> 00:39:06,452 Why did you tell that fellow that I was gonna hurt you, or rather, Sara? 429 00:39:06,502 --> 00:39:10,165 - How did you figure that it was me? - I didn't. 430 00:39:19,299 --> 00:39:22,049 "Woman On The Beach." 431 00:39:24,384 --> 00:39:27,134 It's a bit over dramatic, don't you think? 432 00:39:30,470 --> 00:39:32,426 Perhaps. 433 00:39:35,722 --> 00:39:37,927 You did a lot of work. 434 00:40:01,190 --> 00:40:03,347 You look like her, you know. 435 00:40:03,399 --> 00:40:05,805 You even move like her. 436 00:40:05,858 --> 00:40:10,233 She refused me. Even after I saved her father's precious reputation, 437 00:40:10,276 --> 00:40:13,478 still she wanted to run off with Clay. 438 00:40:19,405 --> 00:40:21,645 I should've killed him, too. 439 00:40:54,460 --> 00:40:55,918 Put it on. 440 00:41:28,764 --> 00:41:30,839 Put it on. 441 00:41:50,147 --> 00:41:54,273 'If Lisa was trying to flush the murderer out, she was doing a good job. 442 00:41:54,316 --> 00:41:57,066 'Maybe too good.' 443 00:41:59,818 --> 00:42:01,311 Sarah ! 444 00:42:01,360 --> 00:42:02,984 Damn. Lisa ! 445 00:42:03,027 --> 00:42:05,102 Lisa ! 446 00:42:06,195 --> 00:42:08,270 Rick. 447 00:42:10,822 --> 00:42:15,031 - Ellison was here. - You don't think he'll kill her? 448 00:42:28,454 --> 00:42:31,702 We played here every weekend, even during the war. 449 00:42:34,289 --> 00:42:36,576 You were very good. 450 00:42:38,999 --> 00:42:41,749 I can't let you marry Clay. 451 00:42:47,628 --> 00:42:48,907 But I... 452 00:42:48,961 --> 00:42:52,909 I don't want to marry Clay. 453 00:43:08,927 --> 00:43:11,464 I'm not that crazy. 454 00:43:13,387 --> 00:43:14,964 Lisa. 455 00:43:17,681 --> 00:43:19,755 no ! 456 00:43:27,976 --> 00:43:30,051 Oh ! 457 00:44:31,292 --> 00:44:33,366 Agh ! no ! 458 00:44:41,536 --> 00:44:43,712 (Screams) 459 00:44:43,713 --> 00:44:46,463 It's me, it's Rick. Thomas, over here ! 460 00:44:56,968 --> 00:44:59,801 - Rick, you OK? - I'm OK. I'm fine. 461 00:45:20,477 --> 00:45:22,764 Come on, Higgie baby, cheer up. 462 00:45:22,811 --> 00:45:26,095 - Yeah. Have another drink. - I don't want another drink. 463 00:45:26,146 --> 00:45:30,011 You know, Magnum, you spend your life developing a craft, 464 00:45:30,064 --> 00:45:32,351 creative sensibilities, taste, 465 00:45:32,398 --> 00:45:36,310 only to have some Philistine crush you with a whim. 466 00:45:36,358 --> 00:45:40,305 Come on, I thought she was... What did you call it? Patroness? 467 00:45:41,443 --> 00:45:44,561 Lydia Shaftsbury is a vulgarian. A Visigoth. 468 00:45:44,562 --> 00:45:45,610 (Laughs) 469 00:45:45,611 --> 00:45:49,061 Whoever heard of playing Romeo And Juliet as Samoans? 470 00:45:50,197 --> 00:45:51,856 Sounds interesting to me. 471 00:45:51,906 --> 00:45:55,189 - Got me off the hook. - Yes, that's all you care about. 472 00:45:55,240 --> 00:45:58,821 The play is universal. It should work anywhere. 473 00:45:58,867 --> 00:46:02,447 I am not staging Shakespeare in grass skirts and lava-lavas. 474 00:46:05,036 --> 00:46:06,861 Good night. 475 00:46:08,787 --> 00:46:10,494 Psst. 476 00:46:10,538 --> 00:46:13,157 What's a vulgarian Visigoth? 477 00:46:15,748 --> 00:46:17,739 Be careful, please. 478 00:46:17,740 --> 00:46:20,290 What are you doing here? What happened to the rehearsal? 479 00:46:20,291 --> 00:46:22,448 - Hey, Rick. - Hey, TC. 480 00:46:22,500 --> 00:46:25,950 Oh, the writer and the producer had creative differences. 481 00:46:27,294 --> 00:46:29,618 Kemo, bring us a drink. 482 00:46:31,004 --> 00:46:33,161 Gotta know something. 483 00:46:33,213 --> 00:46:35,121 Why didn't you just tell the police 484 00:46:35,172 --> 00:46:38,088 - where Sara was buried? - Yeah. 485 00:46:38,131 --> 00:46:40,751 Because I didn't know where Sara was buried. 486 00:46:41,841 --> 00:46:47,627 You mean, dropping the scarf in the potting shed was just an accident? 487 00:46:47,677 --> 00:46:50,545 I was never near the potting shed, Magnum. 488 00:46:51,845 --> 00:46:53,836 Whoa. Wait a minute. 489 00:46:53,887 --> 00:46:56,092 You mean to tell me 490 00:46:56,138 --> 00:47:00,762 you didn't dress up like Sara and talk to Thomas at the Clifford estate? 491 00:47:00,807 --> 00:47:02,845 - Yes, I did. - Hal 492 00:47:02,891 --> 00:47:06,720 But I was never at the potting shed. 493 00:47:06,767 --> 00:47:09,719 - Or the tennis court? - Or the tennis court. 494 00:47:09,768 --> 00:47:13,349 - Or the hothouse? - Or the hothouse. 495 00:47:14,687 --> 00:47:16,678 Until Ellison chased me into it. 496 00:47:21,981 --> 00:47:26,973 Oooh-wheeee-oooh. 497 00:47:27,025 --> 00:47:30,474 I've had enough ghost stories for this week. Good night. 498 00:47:30,526 --> 00:47:32,482 - Magnum, Magnum, Magnum. - Lisa. 499 00:47:32,527 --> 00:47:37,400 - You've got to stop playing these games. - I'm not. 500 00:47:40,822 --> 00:47:44,485 'It was understandable Lisa wanted to keep the ghost story going. 501 00:47:44,531 --> 00:47:46,772 'Stuff like that helps sell books. 502 00:47:46,824 --> 00:47:52,242 'But I was a big boy, and like Higgins, didn't believe in the nether world.'