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Why don't you just admit it, T.M.?
Higgins has just one-upped you.
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Probably comparing accents.
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Where is she from?
Why is she interested in you?
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Magnum, your insolent curiosity
has finally gone too far.
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That's it!
I'd make a run for it if I were you.
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These bully boys,
exactly what do they look like?
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- A midget or a dwarf!
- Really?
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Higgins doesn't believe anything
I say, thanks to your friend.
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You're a liar.
You're a damnable liar!
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Magnum!
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...the creator and maker
of mankind,
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and we are mortal,
formed of the earth,
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and unto earth shall we return.
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For so Thou didst ordain
when Thou createst me, saying:
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Dust thou art,
and unto dust shalt thou return.
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Amen.
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- Bless you, my child.
- Thank you.
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Excuse me.
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You must be Jennifer.
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I'm Jenny.
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Do I know you, sir?
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I wish you did, my child.
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I'm the man
who should have been your father.
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- Excuse me, please.
- Yes?
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By any chance are you an official
of this club?
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Not exactly, but I dare say
I'm not entirely without influence.
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How may I be of service?
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That man.
Well, he's staring at me.
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Exactly which one?
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The one who appears to
have gone out in his underwear.
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Ah, yes. Rest assured,
I'll attend to it immediately.
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Either the small businessman
has to expand or get demolished.
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I move up or move out.
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Did you ever consider buying
a balsawood kit
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and some rubber bands?
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I'm serious. This ain't funny.
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If I may interrupt this assemblage.
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- Why don't you pull up a chair?
- How about a beer?
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A complaint has been lodged with me
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regarding both unbecoming behaviour
and violations of our dress code.
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I'm clean.
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The guilty party
defends himself before being accused.
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Thomas is usually accused
before there's a complaint.
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That came out wrong.
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Apart from your
aggressively offensive attire,
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there's a much more serious matter.
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That obviously well-bred young lady
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has complained
that you've been leering at her.
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What? Where?
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You been giving the radar eye
to that woman?
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Man, you got to be crazy.
That chick is instant frostbite.
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That girl? I never even noticed her.
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Methinks he doth protest too much.
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There is a simple, very practical,
easy way to end this all.
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I will just go over and apologize for
anything she thought may have happened.
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Okay?
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Everybody happy?
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Excuse me.
That gentleman over there, Higgins.
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He says I somehow offended you
by staring, which I wasn't, really.
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But now that I'm here,
and I've met you,
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I really wish I had been.
You're quite lovely.
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Thank you for your courtesy
and the compliment.
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My name's Thomas Magnum.
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Oh.
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Listen, um, if you're new here,
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I thought that maybe I could give you
a tour of the club,
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introduce you to some people.
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Well, that's very thoughtful
but I'm quite comfortable already.
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Would you excuse me?
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Right.
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It was swell talking to you.
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Well, did you make a date, Casanova?
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Are you serious? That was
a major brush-off, if I ever seen one.
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It is obviously a very sad case.
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She has a deep
psychological hatred for men.
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Now, I knew that
instinctively when I sat down
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so I simply apologized and left.
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Really? She seemed extremely
well-adjusted and perceptive to me.
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All I know is I tried
to make her as welcome as possible.
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And she was so polite,
she was rude.
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Sit down, have a beer and forget her.
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Who's remembering her?
There are too many normal women
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to waste time on ones
with psychological problems.
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Somebody busted through
that deep psychological barrier.
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Check it out.
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That's just cos they're both British.
Probably comparing accents.
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No, sir. Why don't you just admit it?
Higgins has just one-upped you.
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She's not even Thomas's type
and you know it.
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She stopped
breathing or something?
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T.C.!
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He never struck out before
and you know it.
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Rick, come on.
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$50 says Magnum gets a date
before Higgins gets her name.
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Put your money where your mouth is!
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That's it. I'm going swimming.
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Put your money where your mouth is!
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By the end of my swim,
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I'd completely forgotten
that beautiful but hostile girl.
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Only a crazy man goes looking for trouble.
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And where women are concerned,
I've always been proud of being sane.
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Well, hello again.
What a coincidence.
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I beg your pardon?
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Running into you again,
on the way out.
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Oh. Yes.
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How are you enjoying your visit?
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Awfully, thank you.
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Bye.
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I could tell I was making progress.
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Which meant she wasn't unfriendly.
Only shy.
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When I write my book on how to be
a top private investigator,
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I'm going to include two rules
on how to tail a car.
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The first is, when you choose
a nondescript car for tailing,
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don't pick one so nondescript
it's obvious.
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The guys following her
were so unnoticeable,
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it was like they had a red flag
on the hood.
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The second rule is,
don't get so busy tailing,
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you forget to look behind you.
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These yo-yos had no idea
I was behind them.
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Hi, guys.
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Your motor's running.
Don't you listen to the police?
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They said it's a no-no
to leave your keys in the ignition.
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That's itl
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That's right, lady.
You call the cops.
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I'd make a run for it if I were you.
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One bad thing
I've noticed about yo-yos.
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As a group, they don't have
much of a sense of humour.
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What's happened to the windscreen?
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- Did the oil pump explode?
- May I explain later?
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Are you aware it's all over the bonnet?
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Of course I am.
I was attacked by two yo-yos.
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It's not motor oil.
It's not viscous enough.
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- This will destroy the lacquer.
- Wait a minute.
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Do you realise I'm telling
you about being nearly killed
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and you're worried about paint?
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And the side-view mirror
has been sheared off.
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Forget your plan to file an insurance claim
under Robin Masters' policy.
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Would you get out of my way?
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This kind of reckless conduct...
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Out of my way before I run you down
and enjoy itl
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Magnum.
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You're clad only in your undershorts.
I find that just a trifle casual.
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What do you think I used
to wipe off the bloody windscreen -
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the windshield
so I could drive the ruddy car?
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Good afternoon, my dear.
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I, um, believe you've met
Miss Chapman.
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Yesl
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Uh, yes.
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The yo-yos that I was after
were after her.
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Is this what passes for American humor?
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I'm sorry.
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At the service station I thought you were
going for help when you saw them.
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- I stopped at two stations, for petrol.
- Yes.
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- The first was unattended, the second...
- Yesl
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Well, I'm afraid I didn't see you.
I'm sure I'd remember.
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These bully boys,
exactly what do they look like?
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One of them was a sumo wrestler.
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And the other was a midget
or a dwarf.
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- What?
- A midget or a dwarf!
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Really? No bearded ladies,
trapeze artists?
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- Where was the rest of the circus?
- Higgins.
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How lovely of you to come to tea.
Staff is setting it up.
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I know, Higgins, you don't believe me.
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Of course I do.
If you'll excuse us.
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Forget it. Just forget it.
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Just forget the whole thing.
I'm not in my underwear.
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There's no oil on the car.
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Just forget it. You think I'm crazy?
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I'm gonna go clean up.
Clean up the car.
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No, I'm not cleaning up the car...
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I had Rick check out the car
that had followed Jennifer.
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It was stolen.
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Now the only question I had was
who was after Jennifer. And why?
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That wasn't my only question for her
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but given my professional responsibility,
it was the only one I could ask.
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Of course, I was too experienced
to do it directly.
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Hello there.
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Great day.
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You been in the water?
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I'm afraid I don't swim.
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You don't swim? In Hawaii?
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You're missing what it's all about.
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- Really?
- Yeah.
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At home it's either too cold
or too crowded.
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Robin Masters keeps swimsuits
around the house for guests.
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Why not put one on?
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- You don't give up, do you?
- What?
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- No, look, it's not that.
- It's all right.
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Jonathan told me about
your unfortunate compulsion
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where women are concerned.
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Are you gonna listen to me?
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I'm sorry, but my afternoon itinerary
is already scheduled.
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I'll be real direct.
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Maybe you don't believe
anything went on at that gas station,
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but I've got the aches to prove it.
So I want you to tell me something.
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Somebody's out to get you. Why?
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You know, maybe I could help.
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I'm all out of red wine,
so I'm gonna borrow some from...
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Higgins, what the devil are you doing?
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What I'm doing should be obvious
to any civilized person.
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00:14:29,574 --> 00:14:32,827
But for your information,
I'm practising the rumba,
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a dance that requires balance,
coordination,
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and a lightness of both foot and spirit.
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00:14:38,333 --> 00:14:42,462
Out of the blue you just decided to put on
the old patent leathers and rumba?
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Be a good chap. Help me slip into this.
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- As a matter of fact...
- Take a breath. A small one.
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00:14:49,344 --> 00:14:51,554
Tonight is the Commodore's Ball
at the yacht club.
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As an honorary vice commodore,
I must attend.
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And rumba with some
of those blue-haired ladies, I suppose.
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As a matter of fact,
I'm escorting Miss Chapman tonight.
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Jennifer?
You're taking Jennifer?
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As a sort of a friend of the family so
you can introduce her to the best people?
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Be a good lad and lend a hand
with the jacket.
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00:15:13,201 --> 00:15:15,286
Miss Chapman has confided
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that she finds a man in a
dinner jacket rather irresistible.
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00:15:21,084 --> 00:15:24,337
You mean this is a date? A real date?
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It may be rather late
when I get home tonight.
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So I'll try not to accelerate
as I pass the guesthouse,
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unlike some people I know.
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T.C. put you up to this, didn't he?
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Now, one final point.
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There's a half-bottle of Beaujolais in
the kitchen I've been using for cooking.
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It should be adequate for your palate.
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For security reasons, I changed the lock
on the wine cellar. Good night.
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10, 20, 30, 40.
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You sure about this?
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I have definite confirmation.
Just keep counting.
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The rumba?
Who does the rumba today?
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Nobody, since JosŽ "Eye-turbi"
quit doing movies.
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Iturbi, and it just doesn't figure.
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It doesn't make any sense.
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Nobody likes a sore loser.
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Have your hands fallen asleep
clutching that bankroll?
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Will you please
just keep counting?
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I got some side bets.
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00:16:28,443 --> 00:16:30,194
Maybe you can help me
win 'em back.
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00:16:31,904 --> 00:16:34,365
Maybe it was your moustache
that turned her off.
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Try trimming it down.
Or take hand-kissing lessons.
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For you, Casanova.
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Casanova?
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- Uh...
- Magnum speaking.
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You want to know the truth
about Jennifer Chapman?
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- Who is this?
- Who she is, where she's from.
243
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Most of all, why she is seeing Higgins.
244
00:16:53,843 --> 00:16:56,596
If you've got information, give it to me.
245
00:16:56,679 --> 00:16:59,515
Meet me at the Valley of the Temples
at 3:00.
246
00:16:59,640 --> 00:17:02,435
I don't need to tell you
to come alone, do I?
247
00:17:04,854 --> 00:17:08,274
I know what you're thinking.
I was thinking it, too.
248
00:17:08,441 --> 00:17:11,152
When I write
my private investigator manual,
249
00:17:11,235 --> 00:17:14,614
there'll be a chapter
on The Oldest Tricks in the World.
250
00:17:14,864 --> 00:17:16,324
This had to be one of them.
251
00:17:16,407 --> 00:17:19,327
An anonymous tip?
A mysterious meeting?
252
00:17:19,827 --> 00:17:23,998
The only trouble with the oldest tricks is,
they usually work.
253
00:17:24,165 --> 00:17:27,460
When dealing with one of the oldest tricks,
254
00:17:27,543 --> 00:17:30,004
it helps to think of
a couple of tricks yourself.
255
00:17:33,674 --> 00:17:36,177
Some tricks work better than others
256
00:17:36,260 --> 00:17:39,472
but if you're gonna be
a world-class private investigator,
257
00:17:39,555 --> 00:17:42,308
you gotta know where
to forget about plans
258
00:17:42,391 --> 00:17:44,685
and just make it up as you go along.
259
00:19:40,468 --> 00:19:42,678
One thing I knew, even
guys like this had a code.
260
00:19:42,803 --> 00:19:44,221
You don't shoot your partner.
261
00:19:47,850 --> 00:19:48,934
Here you go.
262
00:20:03,839 --> 00:20:07,328
Please go on.
I'd very much like to know.
263
00:20:07,870 --> 00:20:10,456
It was such a long time ago.
264
00:20:10,665 --> 00:20:12,583
Yes, but it's important to me,
Jonathan.
265
00:20:12,708 --> 00:20:15,002
Everything about you is important.
266
00:20:16,128 --> 00:20:19,757
I was the youngest lad in our regiment.
267
00:20:20,257 --> 00:20:22,968
In those dark days
when Hitler was winning,
268
00:20:23,135 --> 00:20:25,179
everyone was young.
269
00:20:25,388 --> 00:20:28,349
We'd been going at it with Rommel
all over bloody Africa.
270
00:20:28,516 --> 00:20:32,269
One night, on patrol,
some Jerries surprised us.
271
00:20:32,353 --> 00:20:34,438
No more than the
flick of the serpent's tail
272
00:20:34,522 --> 00:20:36,107
as it slithered past us,
273
00:20:36,244 --> 00:20:37,942
but when it was over,
274
00:20:38,067 --> 00:20:39,985
I was the only one
in my group left alive.
275
00:20:41,779 --> 00:20:43,656
Three days in the desert.
276
00:20:44,323 --> 00:20:50,371
I've always blamed myself.
Somehow I should have saved...
277
00:20:54,709 --> 00:20:56,127
Then what happened?
278
00:20:57,293 --> 00:21:00,464
I was sent to a hospital in Cairo,
before being sent home.
279
00:21:01,298 --> 00:21:03,884
But you couldn't desert the regiment,
could you?
280
00:21:04,468 --> 00:21:06,429
I taught myself to type,
281
00:21:06,512 --> 00:21:09,098
only two fingers
because of the bandages,
282
00:21:09,181 --> 00:21:13,060
and got myself assigned as aide-de-camp
to an officer on the rise.
283
00:21:13,686 --> 00:21:18,107
And when you'd won him over,
completely indebted him to you,
284
00:21:18,232 --> 00:21:20,901
you got him to send you back
to your old post.
285
00:21:21,068 --> 00:21:24,071
You must have been the most
attentive aide in North Africa.
286
00:21:24,155 --> 00:21:25,614
It's true.
287
00:21:25,781 --> 00:21:29,243
But I would have done anything
to rejoin the lads.
288
00:21:30,745 --> 00:21:33,622
You're so clever, Jonathan.
289
00:21:36,375 --> 00:21:40,129
Well, as I said,
it was a long time ago.
290
00:21:45,342 --> 00:21:47,678
It was a lifetime ago.
291
00:22:11,994 --> 00:22:14,205
Thank you for a lovely evening.
292
00:22:14,462 --> 00:22:16,457
I can't remember when
I've had such a good time.
293
00:22:16,999 --> 00:22:19,835
It was entirely my pleasure,
I assure you.
294
00:22:20,586 --> 00:22:21,712
Good night.
295
00:22:23,839 --> 00:22:25,174
Jonathan.
296
00:22:25,341 --> 00:22:28,677
You may be the most perfect gentleman
I've ever known.
297
00:22:28,844 --> 00:22:32,890
But did anyone ever tell you
that too much perfection is boring?
298
00:23:01,418 --> 00:23:04,171
Jennifer. I'm in here.
299
00:23:07,174 --> 00:23:10,219
Well, tell me, how was your evening?
300
00:23:11,887 --> 00:23:14,682
It was lovely.
Eliza Doolittle at the ball.
301
00:23:16,016 --> 00:23:17,518
Mm-hm.
302
00:23:17,893 --> 00:23:20,604
Are you hungry?
There's some delicious cold chicken.
303
00:23:22,648 --> 00:23:26,569
- Care for a brandy?
- No. Thanks. I'm fine, really.
304
00:23:26,777 --> 00:23:31,031
Really? That's hardly the most positive
endorsement I've ever heard.
305
00:23:34,076 --> 00:23:35,953
Would you care to tell me about it?
306
00:23:37,955 --> 00:23:39,790
I think I'm just tired.
307
00:23:41,750 --> 00:23:46,964
Now, look, my dear, if you're feeling
at all uncomfortable about our plan,
308
00:23:47,298 --> 00:23:48,716
you can quit.
309
00:23:50,509 --> 00:23:54,263
I'll, uh, manage something else.
310
00:23:54,847 --> 00:23:56,515
On my own.
311
00:23:57,683 --> 00:23:59,768
- Truly.
- No.
312
00:23:59,977 --> 00:24:02,521
- I'll be all right.
- I don't think so.
313
00:24:02,730 --> 00:24:06,483
You see, I believe that you're
such a warm, generous girl,
314
00:24:07,693 --> 00:24:09,820
you're experiencing doubts.
315
00:24:10,821 --> 00:24:12,156
Second thoughts.
316
00:24:14,909 --> 00:24:17,661
You always know
what I'm thinking, don't you?
317
00:24:18,579 --> 00:24:21,415
Possibly because
I adored your mother so much.
318
00:24:21,874 --> 00:24:25,294
And you, my dear,
are so very like her.
319
00:24:28,023 --> 00:24:31,342
It's just that Higgins doesn't
seem like an evil man.
320
00:24:31,467 --> 00:24:33,260
He has a caring quality.
321
00:24:33,344 --> 00:24:37,014
My dear, the truly evil ones
never seem to be so.
322
00:24:37,348 --> 00:24:41,769
That's why their effect on other people
is so... insidious.
323
00:24:42,311 --> 00:24:45,898
Jennifer, your mother was just as trusting,
324
00:24:46,231 --> 00:24:48,776
just as willing to believe.
325
00:24:50,569 --> 00:24:52,613
And look what happened to her.
326
00:24:53,405 --> 00:24:54,740
To me.
327
00:24:56,492 --> 00:24:57,993
To us.
328
00:24:58,410 --> 00:25:01,664
I trust you about everything.
You know I do.
329
00:25:01,997 --> 00:25:05,209
You are dearer to me than anyone else
in the world.
330
00:25:05,626 --> 00:25:08,420
I can't let anything happen to you,
331
00:25:08,671 --> 00:25:12,091
even in my quest for retribution.
332
00:25:12,716 --> 00:25:16,720
So if at any time
you have second thoughts
333
00:25:16,845 --> 00:25:20,599
or feel compromised in any way,
334
00:25:21,767 --> 00:25:25,062
you must tell me and I'll stop.
335
00:25:25,312 --> 00:25:27,272
Hmm?
336
00:25:28,273 --> 00:25:29,566
Promise?
337
00:25:42,746 --> 00:25:44,248
Higgins.
338
00:25:47,726 --> 00:25:49,878
- Higgins?
- Magnum.
339
00:25:51,213 --> 00:25:53,465
You're waiting up for me?
340
00:25:53,632 --> 00:25:55,623
It's so droll
I almost don't object
341
00:25:55,718 --> 00:25:57,886
to the rather
callow invasion of my privacy.
342
00:25:57,936 --> 00:26:00,522
Higgins, I want to talk to you about...
343
00:26:00,597 --> 00:26:02,808
Have you been pursuing a case?
344
00:26:03,642 --> 00:26:05,978
You look rather the worse for wear,
345
00:26:06,145 --> 00:26:07,896
although I suppose the
divorce business is fraught...
346
00:26:08,063 --> 00:26:10,149
Jennifer Chapman, Higgins.
347
00:26:10,858 --> 00:26:12,735
Jennifer Chapman?
348
00:26:13,277 --> 00:26:15,070
What do you know about her?
349
00:26:15,320 --> 00:26:17,114
I beg your pardon?
350
00:26:17,281 --> 00:26:20,784
Who is she? Where is she from?
Why is she interested in you?
351
00:26:20,868 --> 00:26:24,288
Your insolent curiosity
has finally gone too far.
352
00:26:24,371 --> 00:26:27,249
A gentleman's code
does not permit him to ask...
353
00:26:27,374 --> 00:26:29,877
Hooray for the code.
354
00:26:29,960 --> 00:26:33,320
Two yo-yos tried to put me away
in a service station yesterday
355
00:26:33,422 --> 00:26:34,882
and today I ran into 'em again.
356
00:26:35,090 --> 00:26:37,885
The sumo wrestler and the midget.
Or a leprechaun?
357
00:26:38,093 --> 00:26:40,679
It was at the Valley of the Temples.
358
00:26:40,888 --> 00:26:43,432
You believe it's related
to Miss Chapman?
359
00:26:43,640 --> 00:26:46,101
I went there because
I got this phone call
360
00:26:46,143 --> 00:26:48,270
and the voice said
meet him at the temple
361
00:26:48,304 --> 00:26:50,473
because he had information
about Jennifer.
362
00:26:50,564 --> 00:26:52,566
Dear me.
363
00:26:52,649 --> 00:26:54,651
You almost had me believing it.
364
00:26:54,735 --> 00:26:58,572
But a sumo wrestler and a dwarf
and now this phone call.
365
00:26:58,781 --> 00:27:01,575
You've overplayed your hand just a bit.
Good night.
366
00:27:01,658 --> 00:27:05,370
Try to make it back to your quarters
without being waylaid by Chinese bandits.
367
00:27:05,487 --> 00:27:10,617
Okay! Just forget about the fact
that somebody tried to kill me twice.
368
00:27:10,709 --> 00:27:12,169
Forget about the phone call.
369
00:27:12,252 --> 00:27:15,672
Just tell me one thing
and then I'll drop this.
370
00:27:16,799 --> 00:27:19,009
And I don't mean this unkindly.
371
00:27:20,511 --> 00:27:22,679
But I want you to think
about this logically.
372
00:27:22,763 --> 00:27:26,517
Why is a beautiful,
desirable young woman
373
00:27:26,600 --> 00:27:31,230
who can have just about any man
in the Islands... pursuing you?
374
00:27:32,815 --> 00:27:35,234
The answer is obvious, old man.
375
00:27:35,359 --> 00:27:37,486
Logic is irrelevant.
376
00:27:37,861 --> 00:27:41,740
It's simply... tropical madness.
377
00:27:58,048 --> 00:28:00,259
A private investigator's
good reputation
378
00:28:00,342 --> 00:28:01,927
is his most valued asset.
379
00:28:02,010 --> 00:28:05,222
I'm very particular about the cases I take
and what I do on them.
380
00:28:05,305 --> 00:28:08,058
For example, I never break the law.
381
00:28:10,352 --> 00:28:13,272
However, with
somebody trying to kill me,
382
00:28:13,355 --> 00:28:15,732
maybe I could
just bend it a little.
383
00:29:13,145 --> 00:29:16,835
Here I was, once again,
illegally searching a room.
384
00:29:16,919 --> 00:29:19,713
It was the kind of thing
I never got comfortable with.
385
00:29:19,796 --> 00:29:22,841
I tried to console myself
that it was for a good cause.
386
00:29:23,050 --> 00:29:25,135
And I only hoped that
I wouldn't have to try
387
00:29:25,219 --> 00:29:27,262
and explain it to the police.
388
00:30:09,721 --> 00:30:11,932
All the evidence
makes it look like you're the target.
389
00:30:12,015 --> 00:30:13,976
I'm just protecting you.
390
00:30:14,059 --> 00:30:15,477
From what?
391
00:30:15,560 --> 00:30:18,272
The most beautifully sensitive girl
a man could hope to meet?
392
00:30:18,355 --> 00:30:21,984
Are you gonna ignore the fact that
when I... What are you doing?
393
00:30:28,490 --> 00:30:32,619
Oh, Jonathan, you were so right.
It's absolutely exhilarating.
394
00:30:32,703 --> 00:30:34,663
I've been teaching Jennifer to swim.
395
00:30:34,746 --> 00:30:37,499
The unspoiled young lady from England
396
00:30:37,666 --> 00:30:41,253
finds a tropical paradise with an older,
distinguished gentleman.
397
00:30:41,336 --> 00:30:45,382
- What does he mean?
- I've seen your file on Higgins.
398
00:30:46,341 --> 00:30:50,012
You broke into my house and
went through my private papers?
399
00:30:50,095 --> 00:30:52,097
And you encouraged it.
400
00:30:52,306 --> 00:30:53,890
Higgins didn't know anything about it.
401
00:30:54,891 --> 00:30:57,311
Did you also play the
cassettes I've dictated
402
00:30:57,394 --> 00:30:59,146
or read a chapter I've typed?
403
00:30:59,229 --> 00:31:01,440
How much of my privacy
have you trampled on?
404
00:31:01,565 --> 00:31:02,941
Sample chapter?
405
00:31:06,695 --> 00:31:09,031
I'm so ashamed of the way
I've deceived you,
406
00:31:09,523 --> 00:31:11,483
but it seemed like the only way.
407
00:31:11,908 --> 00:31:13,327
That's terrific.
408
00:31:13,535 --> 00:31:17,539
She's so professional,
she's already rehearsed an explanation.
409
00:31:17,873 --> 00:31:19,750
Magnum, please.
410
00:31:19,958 --> 00:31:23,295
My uncle was a member
of the British Historical Society.
411
00:31:23,420 --> 00:31:26,173
I took care of him when he was dying.
412
00:31:26,340 --> 00:31:29,384
He was working on a chronicle of
Montgomery's campaign in Africa,
413
00:31:30,260 --> 00:31:33,555
in particular the
Prince of Wales' Fusiliers.
414
00:31:33,680 --> 00:31:37,142
- Don't continue.
- You aren't buying this ridiculous...
415
00:31:37,351 --> 00:31:40,270
What is ridiculous about the regiment?
416
00:31:40,479 --> 00:31:41,897
Nothing.
417
00:31:42,105 --> 00:31:46,193
What's ridiculous is me trying to
slip in some reality into this discussion.
418
00:31:46,276 --> 00:31:49,488
It was my uncle's dream
to finish the book before he died.
419
00:31:49,863 --> 00:31:52,407
He was my only family.
420
00:31:53,650 --> 00:31:56,536
And suddenly, after he was gone,
421
00:31:56,745 --> 00:31:58,663
his dream became mine.
422
00:31:59,998 --> 00:32:02,709
After I read your records
at the War Office,
423
00:32:02,834 --> 00:32:06,755
I was positive you were
too self-effacing to ever cooperate,
424
00:32:07,089 --> 00:32:09,716
so I resorted to subterfuge.
425
00:32:10,425 --> 00:32:13,804
Then I met you, got to know you,
426
00:32:15,222 --> 00:32:17,057
and became fond of you.
427
00:32:25,190 --> 00:32:27,067
You don't have to say any more.
428
00:32:27,359 --> 00:32:29,778
Come on. Let me call the police.
429
00:32:29,986 --> 00:32:32,823
I'll phone Scotland Yard.
They'll run a routine check.
430
00:32:33,240 --> 00:32:35,909
Come on, just say something. Please.
431
00:32:36,410 --> 00:32:39,746
You will do us the kindness
of going to the devil.
432
00:32:39,996 --> 00:32:41,623
Come, my dear.
433
00:32:47,921 --> 00:32:49,423
I know what you're thinking.
434
00:32:49,548 --> 00:32:51,550
I was in deep trouble
and sinking fast.
435
00:32:51,758 --> 00:32:55,345
Higgins didn't believe me about Jennifer
or the yo-yos trying to do me in.
436
00:32:55,470 --> 00:32:58,056
I was like the kid who cried "wolf"
once too often.
437
00:32:58,181 --> 00:33:00,183
Somebody was manipulating me
438
00:33:00,266 --> 00:33:03,228
so that I spent my energy
getting Higgins to listen to me
439
00:33:03,353 --> 00:33:05,063
instead of solving the case.
440
00:33:05,147 --> 00:33:06,731
That meant only one thing.
441
00:33:06,815 --> 00:33:09,317
It was time for desperate,
inventive measures.
442
00:33:09,401 --> 00:33:14,281
The only problem was I wasn't focused
on what those measures should be.
443
00:33:14,406 --> 00:33:15,866
Pull!
444
00:33:18,285 --> 00:33:19,536
Pull!
445
00:33:28,628 --> 00:33:29,671
Pull!
446
00:33:33,341 --> 00:33:34,676
Pull!
447
00:33:38,638 --> 00:33:40,765
That's really not very good.
448
00:33:41,349 --> 00:33:43,268
You're gonna have to do
a lot of practicing
449
00:33:43,351 --> 00:33:45,645
if you plan on using that on Higgins.
450
00:33:46,229 --> 00:33:49,524
Don't you ever tire of being
so incessantly rude?
451
00:33:49,608 --> 00:33:53,236
Absolutely. So why don't
we just end this for both of us?
452
00:33:53,320 --> 00:33:55,864
Satisfy our curiosity.
453
00:33:56,573 --> 00:33:59,618
You won't be apprehensive
if I just reload?
454
00:33:59,743 --> 00:34:03,872
No. Not at all.
I'm an American, remember?
455
00:34:05,040 --> 00:34:07,167
We're supposed to catch bullets
in our teeth.
456
00:34:07,250 --> 00:34:09,211
Just give me the truth.
457
00:34:09,377 --> 00:34:12,005
Higgins doesn't believe anything I say,
thanks to your friend.
458
00:34:12,088 --> 00:34:14,549
- My friend?
- The one who called me.
459
00:34:14,674 --> 00:34:17,344
Promised to tell me
everything about you if I met him.
460
00:34:17,427 --> 00:34:19,846
A lie. Worse, an obvious lie.
461
00:34:20,055 --> 00:34:23,141
What if I call the Historical Society
with your dead uncle's name?
462
00:34:23,225 --> 00:34:24,684
I bet they never heard of him.
463
00:34:25,101 --> 00:34:27,145
- Another lie.
- Like your identity?
464
00:34:27,229 --> 00:34:29,898
Like your love affair with Higgins?
465
00:34:29,981 --> 00:34:32,484
You're a liar.
You're a damnable liar!
466
00:34:39,574 --> 00:34:40,951
Magnum!
467
00:34:41,743 --> 00:34:43,912
Your conduct is abominable!
468
00:34:44,037 --> 00:34:46,540
I should use this on you. I should...
469
00:34:47,791 --> 00:34:49,709
The hell with what I should do.
470
00:34:55,882 --> 00:34:58,093
It wasn't necessary, Higgins.
471
00:34:58,635 --> 00:35:00,595
The kiss wasn't worth it.
472
00:35:06,518 --> 00:35:10,272
My God, I lost my temper.
I haven't done that in 20 years.
473
00:35:11,398 --> 00:35:15,610
And resorting to physical violence,
like some tawdry melodrama.
474
00:35:15,860 --> 00:35:18,989
I think you're actually quite wonderful.
475
00:35:19,197 --> 00:35:23,660
The nearest, dearest thing I've seen
to a hero in a very long time.
476
00:35:23,785 --> 00:35:25,245
Really.
477
00:35:27,330 --> 00:35:30,917
But could you please put your arm
around me, because I just might cry.
478
00:35:36,339 --> 00:35:38,592
How can I make amends
for that barbarian?
479
00:35:38,663 --> 00:35:41,583
Please. I don't even
want to think about him.
480
00:35:41,659 --> 00:35:42,952
But...
481
00:35:43,680 --> 00:35:44,973
But what?
482
00:35:47,601 --> 00:35:52,022
I want to be with you.
In your home with your personal things.
483
00:35:52,188 --> 00:35:54,899
But how can I, knowing that
he's down there in the guesthouse,
484
00:35:54,983 --> 00:35:57,152
leering at us?
485
00:35:58,194 --> 00:36:01,031
We could go away for a while.
Any place you like.
486
00:36:01,573 --> 00:36:05,994
And give him the satisfaction
of knowing he's intimidated us? Never.
487
00:36:06,369 --> 00:36:08,371
There's got to be some other way.
488
00:36:25,430 --> 00:36:29,225
Higgins, I'm packing as fast as I can.
489
00:36:29,300 --> 00:36:31,561
Unless you plan on carrying my bags,
490
00:36:31,686 --> 00:36:33,688
your standing there won't help me.
491
00:36:33,772 --> 00:36:35,398
You promised to be out by noon.
492
00:36:35,482 --> 00:36:38,610
I thought it prudent to
check your progress.
493
00:36:38,693 --> 00:36:41,154
I'll be at T.C.'s
if my clients want to reach me.
494
00:36:41,279 --> 00:36:45,617
A remote prospect but nonetheless
I'll be delighted to relay the information.
495
00:36:58,296 --> 00:37:01,383
My darling, you look ravishing.
A little champagne?
496
00:37:11,618 --> 00:37:14,062
My darling, you look ravishing.
497
00:37:15,814 --> 00:37:17,524
A little champagne?
498
00:37:27,367 --> 00:37:30,370
My darling, you look ravishing.
499
00:37:32,330 --> 00:37:33,748
A little champagne?
500
00:37:36,710 --> 00:37:39,671
I knew I was taking a
terrible gamble sneaking back.
501
00:37:39,754 --> 00:37:41,965
If I was right, Jennifer and her cohort
502
00:37:42,257 --> 00:37:45,009
would make their move
and I'd stop them.
503
00:37:45,134 --> 00:37:47,011
If I was wrong,
504
00:37:47,262 --> 00:37:49,139
well, I'd be losing a lot.
505
00:37:49,264 --> 00:37:52,392
Higgins was a stubborn,
tyrannical snob
506
00:37:52,475 --> 00:37:55,812
but for some crazy reason,
I knew I'd miss him.
507
00:38:42,233 --> 00:38:44,360
My darling, you look ravishing.
508
00:38:45,195 --> 00:38:46,988
A little champagne?
509
00:38:50,366 --> 00:38:54,287
Charles Boyer, the torch is passed.
510
00:38:59,626 --> 00:39:02,962
Zeus, Apollo. On guard, lads.
511
00:39:12,347 --> 00:39:14,057
What the bloody blazes?
512
00:39:16,726 --> 00:39:18,353
My darling...
513
00:39:18,812 --> 00:39:20,730
you look ravishing.
514
00:39:21,022 --> 00:39:22,774
A little...
515
00:39:22,899 --> 00:39:26,236
Now, stay. Miss Chapman's let herself in
with her own gate key.
516
00:39:39,749 --> 00:39:41,459
Oh, my God!
517
00:39:41,709 --> 00:39:46,881
Hey, Higgie baby.
Now, that is bad. That is super bad.
518
00:39:46,965 --> 00:39:48,716
Got a big night planned?
519
00:39:48,800 --> 00:39:50,134
How did you get in here?
520
00:39:50,343 --> 00:39:51,928
Rang the bell.
521
00:39:52,178 --> 00:39:53,972
I must've rang it too hard.
522
00:39:54,013 --> 00:39:56,766
Sparks started to fly out
when I leaned on the gate.
523
00:39:56,842 --> 00:40:00,136
What did you lean on it with?
You short-circuited the alarm.
524
00:40:00,228 --> 00:40:01,604
No jive?
525
00:40:01,688 --> 00:40:04,107
Leave now.
You are no longer a guest.
526
00:40:04,190 --> 00:40:07,110
You are a common trespasser
who will be dealt with summarily.
527
00:40:07,193 --> 00:40:09,863
I'm going. But it just so happens
528
00:40:10,071 --> 00:40:15,910
that Thomas Magnum borrowed
certain personal belongings of mine.
529
00:40:16,160 --> 00:40:18,371
He was so busy when he hightailed it...
530
00:40:18,454 --> 00:40:20,999
Any items of yours
inadvertently left on the premises
531
00:40:21,082 --> 00:40:23,418
will be returned to you forthwith.
532
00:40:23,960 --> 00:40:29,090
Hey. Well, just in case, I made up a list,
which I have here, somewhere.
533
00:40:29,465 --> 00:40:30,717
Oh.
534
00:40:30,925 --> 00:40:36,681
Now, first up, my coffee pot,
which is absolutely almost brand-new.
535
00:40:36,848 --> 00:40:39,934
My clock radio. I don't know why
Thomas Magnum borrowed that.
536
00:40:40,143 --> 00:40:43,021
He never got up early since the Navy.
537
00:40:43,229 --> 00:40:46,232
I can read the list.
It'll be delivered to you in the morning.
538
00:40:46,316 --> 00:40:51,487
I know my stuff, so don't try to palm off
any of that junk you have laying around.
539
00:40:54,782 --> 00:40:56,200
Wow.
540
00:40:56,300 --> 00:41:00,705
My dear! You look ravishing!
A little champagne?
541
00:41:00,830 --> 00:41:02,415
Do something about your voice.
542
00:41:02,582 --> 00:41:05,126
Sounds like you're coming down
with something.
543
00:41:05,752 --> 00:41:07,503
Have a good evening.
544
00:41:26,606 --> 00:41:28,524
- You got him?
- Loud and clear.
545
00:41:28,608 --> 00:41:30,151
I'll bet it's boring.
546
00:41:33,905 --> 00:41:36,991
Jonathan, may I ask a favor?
547
00:41:37,825 --> 00:41:39,243
Anything.
548
00:41:39,452 --> 00:41:42,163
I thought this was
to be a private evening.
549
00:41:42,288 --> 00:41:44,290
Must they watch?
550
00:41:45,041 --> 00:41:46,709
Oh.
551
00:41:47,752 --> 00:41:50,463
Zeus, Apollo. Kitchen.
552
00:42:07,188 --> 00:42:09,565
The gate's open.
We got company.
553
00:42:20,743 --> 00:42:24,247
I don't mean to engage
in sentimental gush, my dear,
554
00:42:25,206 --> 00:42:30,503
but these last few days since I've met you
have been simply extraordinary.
555
00:42:30,753 --> 00:42:33,131
It's been a magic time for me, too.
556
00:42:38,886 --> 00:42:41,889
Excuse me.
This will only take a moment.
557
00:42:44,642 --> 00:42:47,186
T.C., I distinctly told you...
558
00:42:49,689 --> 00:42:51,858
A sumo wrestler and a dwarf?
559
00:42:51,983 --> 00:42:56,446
Ah, my dear Higgins. Good evening.
So frightfully sorry to intrude.
560
00:42:56,529 --> 00:42:59,449
I know who is playing this practical joke
561
00:42:59,532 --> 00:43:02,493
and you may tell Mr. Magnum
we are not amused.
562
00:43:02,618 --> 00:43:04,495
Jennifer, the alarm!
563
00:43:06,205 --> 00:43:08,708
Jennifer, behind the desk, the alarm!
564
00:43:09,751 --> 00:43:12,503
- Jennifer, what is this?
- Don't worry.
565
00:43:12,628 --> 00:43:15,381
It isn't physical violence
we're here for.
566
00:43:15,965 --> 00:43:17,383
What?
567
00:43:17,884 --> 00:43:19,594
The humiliation.
568
00:43:20,470 --> 00:43:21,971
Why?
569
00:43:22,104 --> 00:43:27,234
Because of what you did during the war
in Egypt to my mother and him.
570
00:43:27,435 --> 00:43:29,437
You betrayed them
when they tried to elope.
571
00:43:29,520 --> 00:43:30,688
Tell him!
572
00:43:30,897 --> 00:43:34,025
Elopement? Egypt?
I'm afraid I haven't the foggiest.
573
00:43:34,108 --> 00:43:37,820
Unfortunately, inexcusably,
I'm afraid he's right.
574
00:43:38,154 --> 00:43:39,530
What?
575
00:43:41,199 --> 00:43:45,661
Yes, it was an extremely elaborate idea,
over a year in the planning.
576
00:43:45,828 --> 00:43:50,500
You, my dear,
were merely the final actor in our drama.
577
00:43:50,750 --> 00:43:57,090
I'm terribly sorry to have deceived you
but the air of innocent conviction
578
00:43:57,215 --> 00:44:00,426
which you brought to our endeavour
was absolutely essential.
579
00:44:01,010 --> 00:44:03,471
Since this may be my last
opportunity to speak,
580
00:44:03,554 --> 00:44:06,724
may I inquire quickly what you want?
581
00:44:07,767 --> 00:44:09,477
Really, need you ask?
582
00:44:09,602 --> 00:44:13,106
Robin Masters,
the struggling young writer in Paris.
583
00:44:13,231 --> 00:44:17,068
Spending his pittance on what
he considered to be works of great art.
584
00:44:17,317 --> 00:44:20,780
And how right he was.
What insight. What audacity.
585
00:44:20,863 --> 00:44:23,616
Picasso, Miro, Matisse.
586
00:44:23,699 --> 00:44:26,744
Surely one of the world's greatest
private collections.
587
00:44:26,786 --> 00:44:30,081
Worth conservatively, what... 30 million?
588
00:44:30,164 --> 00:44:32,166
37 is a more accurate...
589
00:44:33,584 --> 00:44:38,047
And so thoughtful of you
to hand it to us on a silver platter.
590
00:44:38,214 --> 00:44:40,424
A most appreciated gesture.
591
00:44:42,468 --> 00:44:46,597
Mind you, I must say, I don't relish being
in your shoes in a couple of days' time
592
00:44:46,722 --> 00:44:50,143
when they find out
what an ineffectual custodian you were.
593
00:44:53,437 --> 00:44:54,772
Careful!
594
00:45:02,947 --> 00:45:06,033
Hold it right there.
Higgins, you all right?
595
00:45:06,159 --> 00:45:08,953
One move
and this goes right through it.
596
00:45:09,745 --> 00:45:12,582
Unless you're a far better shot
than I think you are,
597
00:45:12,832 --> 00:45:15,042
I suggest we negotiate.
598
00:45:15,334 --> 00:45:16,460
Let's not.
599
00:45:21,007 --> 00:45:22,758
Not absolutely essential.
600
00:45:29,849 --> 00:45:31,475
T.C.!
601
00:45:31,601 --> 00:45:33,895
Get this guy off me!
602
00:45:36,230 --> 00:45:38,065
I should resign as head of security,
603
00:45:38,149 --> 00:45:39,775
apologize to Robin Masters,
604
00:45:39,984 --> 00:45:41,819
Perhaps even leave
the Islands entirely.
605
00:45:41,903 --> 00:45:44,572
Would you postpone that self-pity
for ten minutes?
606
00:45:44,655 --> 00:45:47,825
There's somebody else
you should consider. Jennifer.
607
00:45:48,492 --> 00:45:51,037
Please.
No additional salt in the wound.
608
00:45:51,120 --> 00:45:52,663
Come on. She's outside.
609
00:45:52,747 --> 00:45:55,124
The police are gonna be here soon
and she's determined to confess.
610
00:45:55,917 --> 00:45:57,627
- Confess?
- Take the blame.
611
00:45:57,710 --> 00:45:59,545
Go to jail to protect you.
612
00:45:59,587 --> 00:46:02,215
- She's innocent.
- Innocent?
613
00:46:02,381 --> 00:46:04,634
You heard what he said.
She was tricked.
614
00:46:04,884 --> 00:46:08,554
What's more,
she really cares about you. Really.
615
00:46:09,222 --> 00:46:11,515
Oh? Really?
616
00:46:11,641 --> 00:46:15,436
Yes. You gotta move fast.
This is your chance to do the decent thing.
617
00:46:15,519 --> 00:46:19,982
The gallant, honourable gesture.
The gentleman's code, remember?
618
00:46:23,945 --> 00:46:25,404
Save her.
619
00:46:49,220 --> 00:46:50,638
Jennifer.
620
00:46:51,639 --> 00:46:53,057
Jonathan.
621
00:46:53,683 --> 00:46:56,352
I'm so ashamed
I can't even beg your pardon.
622
00:46:56,477 --> 00:47:00,898
But I can forgive you. Easily.
A thousand times.
623
00:47:01,315 --> 00:47:03,067
But now, you must go.
624
00:47:03,150 --> 00:47:05,903
T.C. will fly you out
before the police arrive.
625
00:47:06,320 --> 00:47:09,073
But I can't leave you here
to take the blame alone.
626
00:47:09,198 --> 00:47:10,533
I've got to stay with you.
627
00:47:10,616 --> 00:47:13,995
No. Your place is away from here.
In freedom.
628
00:47:14,078 --> 00:47:18,791
If you stay, maybe not tomorrow,
maybe not next year,
629
00:47:19,000 --> 00:47:21,502
but one day,
you'd only break my heart.
630
00:47:22,370 --> 00:47:25,506
If you go,
you have your whole life ahead
631
00:47:25,798 --> 00:47:28,092
and I'll have this time to treasure.
632
00:47:29,969 --> 00:47:31,762
But I care for you.
633
00:47:32,930 --> 00:47:35,850
And I love you.
634
00:47:36,767 --> 00:47:39,186
So you see, for me...
635
00:47:48,863 --> 00:47:53,284
For me, my darling, you must go.
636
00:48:14,847 --> 00:48:18,184
You know, Higgins,
that was a bit of all right.
637
00:48:18,434 --> 00:48:21,062
Don't hand me
that wretched understatement.
638
00:48:21,479 --> 00:48:23,731
I was bloody marvellous.