1 00:00:00,089 --> 00:00:03,604 Why don't you just admit it, T.M.? Higgins has just one-upped you. 2 00:00:03,726 --> 00:00:05,102 Probably comparing accents. 3 00:00:07,379 --> 00:00:09,506 Where is she from? Why is she interested in you? 4 00:00:09,590 --> 00:00:12,759 Magnum, your insolent curiosity has finally gone too far. 5 00:00:14,303 --> 00:00:17,264 That's it! I'd make a run for it if I were you. 6 00:00:17,556 --> 00:00:20,225 These bully boys, exactly what do they look like? 7 00:00:20,434 --> 00:00:22,311 - A midget or a dwarf! - Really? 8 00:00:22,478 --> 00:00:24,771 Higgins doesn't believe anything I say, thanks to your friend. 9 00:00:25,022 --> 00:00:27,441 You're a liar. You're a damnable liar! 10 00:00:27,649 --> 00:00:29,193 Magnum! 11 00:01:35,926 --> 00:01:38,595 ...the creator and maker of mankind, 12 00:01:38,720 --> 00:01:41,848 and we are mortal, formed of the earth, 13 00:01:42,099 --> 00:01:44,560 and unto earth shall we return. 14 00:01:44,643 --> 00:01:48,522 For so Thou didst ordain when Thou createst me, saying: 15 00:01:48,605 --> 00:01:53,652 Dust thou art, and unto dust shalt thou return. 16 00:01:55,028 --> 00:01:56,530 Amen. 17 00:02:05,247 --> 00:02:08,000 - Bless you, my child. - Thank you. 18 00:02:22,973 --> 00:02:24,308 Excuse me. 19 00:02:25,517 --> 00:02:27,144 You must be Jennifer. 20 00:02:27,269 --> 00:02:28,895 I'm Jenny. 21 00:02:29,354 --> 00:02:31,273 Do I know you, sir? 22 00:02:31,690 --> 00:02:33,400 I wish you did, my child. 23 00:02:33,948 --> 00:02:36,028 I'm the man who should have been your father. 24 00:02:50,167 --> 00:02:53,295 - Excuse me, please. - Yes? 25 00:02:53,420 --> 00:02:56,048 By any chance are you an official of this club? 26 00:02:56,256 --> 00:03:00,052 Not exactly, but I dare say I'm not entirely without influence. 27 00:03:00,218 --> 00:03:01,887 How may I be of service? 28 00:03:01,970 --> 00:03:06,058 That man. Well, he's staring at me. 29 00:03:09,061 --> 00:03:10,604 Exactly which one? 30 00:03:10,687 --> 00:03:14,024 The one who appears to have gone out in his underwear. 31 00:03:14,107 --> 00:03:17,986 Ah, yes. Rest assured, I'll attend to it immediately. 32 00:03:25,369 --> 00:03:29,665 Either the small businessman has to expand or get demolished. 33 00:03:29,706 --> 00:03:31,375 I move up or move out. 34 00:03:31,583 --> 00:03:35,003 Did you ever consider buying a balsawood kit 35 00:03:35,087 --> 00:03:36,421 and some rubber bands? 36 00:03:36,630 --> 00:03:38,632 I'm serious. This ain't funny. 37 00:03:38,715 --> 00:03:41,009 If I may interrupt this assemblage. 38 00:03:41,093 --> 00:03:44,179 - Why don't you pull up a chair? - How about a beer? 39 00:03:44,763 --> 00:03:46,890 A complaint has been lodged with me 40 00:03:46,973 --> 00:03:50,811 regarding both unbecoming behaviour and violations of our dress code. 41 00:03:50,894 --> 00:03:52,896 I'm clean. 42 00:03:53,105 --> 00:03:56,108 The guilty party defends himself before being accused. 43 00:03:56,316 --> 00:03:59,319 Thomas is usually accused before there's a complaint. 44 00:03:59,569 --> 00:04:00,946 That came out wrong. 45 00:04:01,154 --> 00:04:03,990 Apart from your aggressively offensive attire, 46 00:04:04,157 --> 00:04:06,118 there's a much more serious matter. 47 00:04:06,243 --> 00:04:09,037 That obviously well-bred young lady 48 00:04:09,121 --> 00:04:12,124 has complained that you've been leering at her. 49 00:04:12,207 --> 00:04:14,292 What? Where? 50 00:04:16,002 --> 00:04:18,714 You been giving the radar eye to that woman? 51 00:04:18,922 --> 00:04:22,884 Man, you got to be crazy. That chick is instant frostbite. 52 00:04:22,968 --> 00:04:25,512 That girl? I never even noticed her. 53 00:04:25,721 --> 00:04:28,056 Methinks he doth protest too much. 54 00:04:29,683 --> 00:04:32,978 There is a simple, very practical, easy way to end this all. 55 00:04:33,061 --> 00:04:37,232 I will just go over and apologize for anything she thought may have happened. 56 00:04:37,399 --> 00:04:38,650 Okay? 57 00:04:38,859 --> 00:04:40,485 Everybody happy? 58 00:04:45,532 --> 00:04:49,119 Excuse me. That gentleman over there, Higgins. 59 00:04:49,202 --> 00:04:53,248 He says I somehow offended you by staring, which I wasn't, really. 60 00:04:53,498 --> 00:04:56,710 But now that I'm here, and I've met you, 61 00:04:56,960 --> 00:04:59,629 I really wish I had been. You're quite lovely. 62 00:05:01,214 --> 00:05:04,509 Thank you for your courtesy and the compliment. 63 00:05:07,095 --> 00:05:08,764 My name's Thomas Magnum. 64 00:05:10,307 --> 00:05:11,433 Oh. 65 00:05:14,519 --> 00:05:16,813 Listen, um, if you're new here, 66 00:05:17,522 --> 00:05:20,358 I thought that maybe I could give you a tour of the club, 67 00:05:20,442 --> 00:05:21,777 introduce you to some people. 68 00:05:22,819 --> 00:05:26,573 Well, that's very thoughtful but I'm quite comfortable already. 69 00:05:27,240 --> 00:05:28,784 Would you excuse me? 70 00:05:32,037 --> 00:05:33,538 Right. 71 00:05:35,665 --> 00:05:37,751 It was swell talking to you. 72 00:05:42,547 --> 00:05:44,758 Well, did you make a date, Casanova? 73 00:05:44,841 --> 00:05:48,345 Are you serious? That was a major brush-off, if I ever seen one. 74 00:05:48,428 --> 00:05:50,889 It is obviously a very sad case. 75 00:05:50,972 --> 00:05:53,350 She has a deep psychological hatred for men. 76 00:05:53,391 --> 00:05:56,269 Now, I knew that instinctively when I sat down 77 00:05:56,478 --> 00:05:58,230 so I simply apologized and left. 78 00:05:58,313 --> 00:06:02,859 Really? She seemed extremely well-adjusted and perceptive to me. 79 00:06:03,068 --> 00:06:06,655 All I know is I tried to make her as welcome as possible. 80 00:06:07,697 --> 00:06:09,825 And she was so polite, she was rude. 81 00:06:10,450 --> 00:06:12,661 Sit down, have a beer and forget her. 82 00:06:12,744 --> 00:06:15,747 Who's remembering her? There are too many normal women 83 00:06:15,831 --> 00:06:19,209 to waste time on ones with psychological problems. 84 00:06:19,292 --> 00:06:23,129 Somebody busted through that deep psychological barrier. 85 00:06:23,213 --> 00:06:24,589 Check it out. 86 00:06:26,341 --> 00:06:30,595 That's just cos they're both British. Probably comparing accents. 87 00:06:30,846 --> 00:06:36,309 No, sir. Why don't you just admit it? Higgins has just one-upped you. 88 00:06:36,518 --> 00:06:39,062 She's not even Thomas's type and you know it. 89 00:06:39,204 --> 00:06:40,939 She stopped breathing or something? 90 00:06:41,064 --> 00:06:41,857 T.C.! 91 00:06:41,982 --> 00:06:44,276 He never struck out before and you know it. 92 00:06:44,734 --> 00:06:46,528 Rick, come on. 93 00:06:46,778 --> 00:06:49,489 $50 says Magnum gets a date before Higgins gets her name. 94 00:06:50,740 --> 00:06:53,243 Put your money where your mouth is! 95 00:06:53,285 --> 00:06:54,995 That's it. I'm going swimming. 96 00:06:55,036 --> 00:06:57,664 Put your money where your mouth is! 97 00:07:00,834 --> 00:07:02,460 By the end of my swim, 98 00:07:02,586 --> 00:07:06,256 I'd completely forgotten that beautiful but hostile girl. 99 00:07:06,464 --> 00:07:08,592 Only a crazy man goes looking for trouble. 100 00:07:09,134 --> 00:07:13,555 And where women are concerned, I've always been proud of being sane. 101 00:07:30,488 --> 00:07:33,158 Well, hello again. What a coincidence. 102 00:07:33,241 --> 00:07:34,492 I beg your pardon? 103 00:07:34,576 --> 00:07:36,745 Running into you again, on the way out. 104 00:07:36,828 --> 00:07:38,580 Oh. Yes. 105 00:07:39,873 --> 00:07:42,042 How are you enjoying your visit? 106 00:07:42,250 --> 00:07:44,127 Awfully, thank you. 107 00:07:47,213 --> 00:07:48,506 Bye. 108 00:07:54,304 --> 00:07:56,598 I could tell I was making progress. 109 00:07:56,681 --> 00:07:59,726 Which meant she wasn't unfriendly. Only shy. 110 00:08:02,896 --> 00:08:06,316 When I write my book on how to be a top private investigator, 111 00:08:06,441 --> 00:08:09,361 I'm going to include two rules on how to tail a car. 112 00:08:09,444 --> 00:08:12,781 The first is, when you choose a nondescript car for tailing, 113 00:08:12,906 --> 00:08:15,659 don't pick one so nondescript it's obvious. 114 00:08:15,784 --> 00:08:18,411 The guys following her were so unnoticeable, 115 00:08:18,495 --> 00:08:20,789 it was like they had a red flag on the hood. 116 00:08:20,872 --> 00:08:23,416 The second rule is, don't get so busy tailing, 117 00:08:23,500 --> 00:08:25,585 you forget to look behind you. 118 00:08:25,794 --> 00:08:28,630 These yo-yos had no idea I was behind them. 119 00:09:01,621 --> 00:09:02,998 Hi, guys. 120 00:09:03,623 --> 00:09:05,917 Your motor's running. Don't you listen to the police? 121 00:09:06,001 --> 00:09:08,795 They said it's a no-no to leave your keys in the ignition. 122 00:09:13,216 --> 00:09:14,551 That's itl 123 00:09:15,802 --> 00:09:18,388 That's right, lady. You call the cops. 124 00:09:22,126 --> 00:09:23,768 I'd make a run for it if I were you. 125 00:09:36,656 --> 00:09:39,576 One bad thing I've noticed about yo-yos. 126 00:09:39,909 --> 00:09:42,871 As a group, they don't have much of a sense of humour. 127 00:10:02,323 --> 00:10:04,434 What's happened to the windscreen? 128 00:10:04,559 --> 00:10:07,562 - Did the oil pump explode? - May I explain later? 129 00:10:07,645 --> 00:10:10,023 Are you aware it's all over the bonnet? 130 00:10:10,148 --> 00:10:13,026 Of course I am. I was attacked by two yo-yos. 131 00:10:13,109 --> 00:10:14,986 It's not motor oil. It's not viscous enough. 132 00:10:15,820 --> 00:10:19,240 - This will destroy the lacquer. - Wait a minute. 133 00:10:19,324 --> 00:10:21,534 Do you realise I'm telling you about being nearly killed 134 00:10:21,659 --> 00:10:23,578 and you're worried about paint? 135 00:10:23,620 --> 00:10:26,664 And the side-view mirror has been sheared off. 136 00:10:26,873 --> 00:10:31,336 Forget your plan to file an insurance claim under Robin Masters' policy. 137 00:10:31,419 --> 00:10:33,379 Would you get out of my way? 138 00:10:33,588 --> 00:10:35,006 This kind of reckless conduct... 139 00:10:35,215 --> 00:10:38,885 Out of my way before I run you down and enjoy itl 140 00:10:43,264 --> 00:10:44,724 Magnum. 141 00:10:44,808 --> 00:10:49,854 You're clad only in your undershorts. I find that just a trifle casual. 142 00:10:49,938 --> 00:10:52,899 What do you think I used to wipe off the bloody windscreen - 143 00:10:52,982 --> 00:10:55,985 the windshield so I could drive the ruddy car? 144 00:11:13,086 --> 00:11:15,421 Good afternoon, my dear. 145 00:11:16,548 --> 00:11:19,300 I, um, believe you've met Miss Chapman. 146 00:11:19,384 --> 00:11:20,635 Yesl 147 00:11:20,885 --> 00:11:22,470 Uh, yes. 148 00:11:22,554 --> 00:11:25,473 The yo-yos that I was after were after her. 149 00:11:25,682 --> 00:11:27,767 Is this what passes for American humor? 150 00:11:27,851 --> 00:11:29,144 I'm sorry. 151 00:11:29,227 --> 00:11:32,730 At the service station I thought you were going for help when you saw them. 152 00:11:32,822 --> 00:11:35,358 - I stopped at two stations, for petrol. - Yes. 153 00:11:35,483 --> 00:11:37,485 - The first was unattended, the second... - Yesl 154 00:11:39,070 --> 00:11:42,949 Well, I'm afraid I didn't see you. I'm sure I'd remember. 155 00:11:44,868 --> 00:11:47,829 These bully boys, exactly what do they look like? 156 00:11:48,037 --> 00:11:50,039 One of them was a sumo wrestler. 157 00:11:52,250 --> 00:11:54,252 And the other was a midget or a dwarf. 158 00:11:54,544 --> 00:11:57,255 - What? - A midget or a dwarf! 159 00:11:57,546 --> 00:12:00,425 Really? No bearded ladies, trapeze artists? 160 00:12:00,550 --> 00:12:02,427 - Where was the rest of the circus? - Higgins. 161 00:12:02,760 --> 00:12:05,889 How lovely of you to come to tea. Staff is setting it up. 162 00:12:06,181 --> 00:12:08,474 I know, Higgins, you don't believe me. 163 00:12:10,476 --> 00:12:13,021 Of course I do. If you'll excuse us. 164 00:12:13,188 --> 00:12:15,732 Forget it. Just forget it. 165 00:12:16,316 --> 00:12:19,360 Just forget the whole thing. I'm not in my underwear. 166 00:12:19,569 --> 00:12:21,779 There's no oil on the car. 167 00:12:23,072 --> 00:12:25,783 Just forget it. You think I'm crazy? 168 00:12:26,784 --> 00:12:29,287 I'm gonna go clean up. Clean up the car. 169 00:12:29,370 --> 00:12:31,581 No, I'm not cleaning up the car... 170 00:12:39,923 --> 00:12:42,592 I had Rick check out the car that had followed Jennifer. 171 00:12:42,675 --> 00:12:43,760 It was stolen. 172 00:12:43,843 --> 00:12:47,931 Now the only question I had was who was after Jennifer. And why? 173 00:12:54,896 --> 00:12:57,398 That wasn't my only question for her 174 00:12:57,523 --> 00:13:01,653 but given my professional responsibility, it was the only one I could ask. 175 00:13:02,278 --> 00:13:05,198 Of course, I was too experienced to do it directly. 176 00:13:05,281 --> 00:13:06,658 Hello there. 177 00:13:09,410 --> 00:13:10,870 Great day. 178 00:13:11,246 --> 00:13:12,789 You been in the water? 179 00:13:12,914 --> 00:13:14,832 I'm afraid I don't swim. 180 00:13:14,916 --> 00:13:17,377 You don't swim? In Hawaii? 181 00:13:17,585 --> 00:13:19,754 You're missing what it's all about. 182 00:13:19,879 --> 00:13:21,214 - Really? - Yeah. 183 00:13:21,297 --> 00:13:24,008 At home it's either too cold or too crowded. 184 00:13:24,217 --> 00:13:27,762 Robin Masters keeps swimsuits around the house for guests. 185 00:13:27,845 --> 00:13:29,180 Why not put one on? 186 00:13:29,276 --> 00:13:31,862 - You don't give up, do you? - What? 187 00:13:32,433 --> 00:13:34,811 - No, look, it's not that. - It's all right. 188 00:13:35,395 --> 00:13:39,524 Jonathan told me about your unfortunate compulsion 189 00:13:39,607 --> 00:13:41,609 where women are concerned. 190 00:13:42,903 --> 00:13:44,362 Are you gonna listen to me? 191 00:13:44,529 --> 00:13:48,616 I'm sorry, but my afternoon itinerary is already scheduled. 192 00:13:48,700 --> 00:13:50,410 I'll be real direct. 193 00:13:50,576 --> 00:13:53,746 Maybe you don't believe anything went on at that gas station, 194 00:13:53,830 --> 00:13:57,125 but I've got the aches to prove it. So I want you to tell me something. 195 00:13:57,208 --> 00:13:58,835 Somebody's out to get you. Why? 196 00:14:00,837 --> 00:14:02,797 You know, maybe I could help. 197 00:14:15,977 --> 00:14:19,814 I'm all out of red wine, so I'm gonna borrow some from... 198 00:14:24,110 --> 00:14:26,362 Higgins, what the devil are you doing? 199 00:14:26,446 --> 00:14:29,490 What I'm doing should be obvious to any civilized person. 200 00:14:29,574 --> 00:14:32,827 But for your information, I'm practising the rumba, 201 00:14:32,952 --> 00:14:35,747 a dance that requires balance, coordination, 202 00:14:35,830 --> 00:14:38,249 and a lightness of both foot and spirit. 203 00:14:38,333 --> 00:14:42,462 Out of the blue you just decided to put on the old patent leathers and rumba? 204 00:14:42,670 --> 00:14:45,089 Be a good chap. Help me slip into this. 205 00:14:45,173 --> 00:14:48,885 - As a matter of fact... - Take a breath. A small one. 206 00:14:49,344 --> 00:14:51,554 Tonight is the Commodore's Ball at the yacht club. 207 00:14:51,679 --> 00:14:54,682 As an honorary vice commodore, I must attend. 208 00:14:54,766 --> 00:14:59,228 And rumba with some of those blue-haired ladies, I suppose. 209 00:14:59,395 --> 00:15:02,648 As a matter of fact, I'm escorting Miss Chapman tonight. 210 00:15:03,733 --> 00:15:06,069 Jennifer? You're taking Jennifer? 211 00:15:06,652 --> 00:15:10,365 As a sort of a friend of the family so you can introduce her to the best people? 212 00:15:10,448 --> 00:15:13,076 Be a good lad and lend a hand with the jacket. 213 00:15:13,201 --> 00:15:15,286 Miss Chapman has confided 214 00:15:15,453 --> 00:15:18,915 that she finds a man in a dinner jacket rather irresistible. 215 00:15:21,084 --> 00:15:24,337 You mean this is a date? A real date? 216 00:15:26,756 --> 00:15:30,009 It may be rather late when I get home tonight. 217 00:15:31,344 --> 00:15:35,098 So I'll try not to accelerate as I pass the guesthouse, 218 00:15:35,181 --> 00:15:36,724 unlike some people I know. 219 00:15:36,808 --> 00:15:38,810 T.C. put you up to this, didn't he? 220 00:15:39,268 --> 00:15:41,020 Now, one final point. 221 00:15:41,104 --> 00:15:45,316 There's a half-bottle of Beaujolais in the kitchen I've been using for cooking. 222 00:15:45,400 --> 00:15:47,860 It should be adequate for your palate. 223 00:15:48,027 --> 00:15:52,865 For security reasons, I changed the lock on the wine cellar. Good night. 224 00:15:58,830 --> 00:16:02,417 10, 20, 30, 40. 225 00:16:02,500 --> 00:16:03,793 You sure about this? 226 00:16:03,876 --> 00:16:06,546 I have definite confirmation. Just keep counting. 227 00:16:06,671 --> 00:16:09,549 The rumba? Who does the rumba today? 228 00:16:09,799 --> 00:16:12,593 Nobody, since JosŽ "Eye-turbi" quit doing movies. 229 00:16:12,885 --> 00:16:15,596 Iturbi, and it just doesn't figure. 230 00:16:15,680 --> 00:16:16,973 It doesn't make any sense. 231 00:16:17,140 --> 00:16:19,434 Nobody likes a sore loser. 232 00:16:21,436 --> 00:16:24,647 Have your hands fallen asleep clutching that bankroll? 233 00:16:24,730 --> 00:16:26,274 Will you please just keep counting? 234 00:16:26,441 --> 00:16:28,234 I got some side bets. 235 00:16:28,443 --> 00:16:30,194 Maybe you can help me win 'em back. 236 00:16:31,904 --> 00:16:34,365 Maybe it was your moustache that turned her off. 237 00:16:34,574 --> 00:16:37,910 Try trimming it down. Or take hand-kissing lessons. 238 00:16:37,994 --> 00:16:39,287 For you, Casanova. 239 00:16:39,495 --> 00:16:41,664 Casanova? 240 00:16:43,499 --> 00:16:45,710 - Uh... - Magnum speaking. 241 00:16:45,960 --> 00:16:48,504 You want to know the truth about Jennifer Chapman? 242 00:16:48,629 --> 00:16:51,340 - Who is this? - Who she is, where she's from. 243 00:16:51,424 --> 00:16:53,759 Most of all, why she is seeing Higgins. 244 00:16:53,843 --> 00:16:56,596 If you've got information, give it to me. 245 00:16:56,679 --> 00:16:59,515 Meet me at the Valley of the Temples at 3:00. 246 00:16:59,640 --> 00:17:02,435 I don't need to tell you to come alone, do I? 247 00:17:04,854 --> 00:17:08,274 I know what you're thinking. I was thinking it, too. 248 00:17:08,441 --> 00:17:11,152 When I write my private investigator manual, 249 00:17:11,235 --> 00:17:14,614 there'll be a chapter on The Oldest Tricks in the World. 250 00:17:14,864 --> 00:17:16,324 This had to be one of them. 251 00:17:16,407 --> 00:17:19,327 An anonymous tip? A mysterious meeting? 252 00:17:19,827 --> 00:17:23,998 The only trouble with the oldest tricks is, they usually work. 253 00:17:24,165 --> 00:17:27,460 When dealing with one of the oldest tricks, 254 00:17:27,543 --> 00:17:30,004 it helps to think of a couple of tricks yourself. 255 00:17:33,674 --> 00:17:36,177 Some tricks work better than others 256 00:17:36,260 --> 00:17:39,472 but if you're gonna be a world-class private investigator, 257 00:17:39,555 --> 00:17:42,308 you gotta know where to forget about plans 258 00:17:42,391 --> 00:17:44,685 and just make it up as you go along. 259 00:19:40,468 --> 00:19:42,678 One thing I knew, even guys like this had a code. 260 00:19:42,803 --> 00:19:44,221 You don't shoot your partner. 261 00:19:47,850 --> 00:19:48,934 Here you go. 262 00:20:03,839 --> 00:20:07,328 Please go on. I'd very much like to know. 263 00:20:07,870 --> 00:20:10,456 It was such a long time ago. 264 00:20:10,665 --> 00:20:12,583 Yes, but it's important to me, Jonathan. 265 00:20:12,708 --> 00:20:15,002 Everything about you is important. 266 00:20:16,128 --> 00:20:19,757 I was the youngest lad in our regiment. 267 00:20:20,257 --> 00:20:22,968 In those dark days when Hitler was winning, 268 00:20:23,135 --> 00:20:25,179 everyone was young. 269 00:20:25,388 --> 00:20:28,349 We'd been going at it with Rommel all over bloody Africa. 270 00:20:28,516 --> 00:20:32,269 One night, on patrol, some Jerries surprised us. 271 00:20:32,353 --> 00:20:34,438 No more than the flick of the serpent's tail 272 00:20:34,522 --> 00:20:36,107 as it slithered past us, 273 00:20:36,244 --> 00:20:37,942 but when it was over, 274 00:20:38,067 --> 00:20:39,985 I was the only one in my group left alive. 275 00:20:41,779 --> 00:20:43,656 Three days in the desert. 276 00:20:44,323 --> 00:20:50,371 I've always blamed myself. Somehow I should have saved... 277 00:20:54,709 --> 00:20:56,127 Then what happened? 278 00:20:57,293 --> 00:21:00,464 I was sent to a hospital in Cairo, before being sent home. 279 00:21:01,298 --> 00:21:03,884 But you couldn't desert the regiment, could you? 280 00:21:04,468 --> 00:21:06,429 I taught myself to type, 281 00:21:06,512 --> 00:21:09,098 only two fingers because of the bandages, 282 00:21:09,181 --> 00:21:13,060 and got myself assigned as aide-de-camp to an officer on the rise. 283 00:21:13,686 --> 00:21:18,107 And when you'd won him over, completely indebted him to you, 284 00:21:18,232 --> 00:21:20,901 you got him to send you back to your old post. 285 00:21:21,068 --> 00:21:24,071 You must have been the most attentive aide in North Africa. 286 00:21:24,155 --> 00:21:25,614 It's true. 287 00:21:25,781 --> 00:21:29,243 But I would have done anything to rejoin the lads. 288 00:21:30,745 --> 00:21:33,622 You're so clever, Jonathan. 289 00:21:36,375 --> 00:21:40,129 Well, as I said, it was a long time ago. 290 00:21:45,342 --> 00:21:47,678 It was a lifetime ago. 291 00:22:11,994 --> 00:22:14,205 Thank you for a lovely evening. 292 00:22:14,462 --> 00:22:16,457 I can't remember when I've had such a good time. 293 00:22:16,999 --> 00:22:19,835 It was entirely my pleasure, I assure you. 294 00:22:20,586 --> 00:22:21,712 Good night. 295 00:22:23,839 --> 00:22:25,174 Jonathan. 296 00:22:25,341 --> 00:22:28,677 You may be the most perfect gentleman I've ever known. 297 00:22:28,844 --> 00:22:32,890 But did anyone ever tell you that too much perfection is boring? 298 00:23:01,418 --> 00:23:04,171 Jennifer. I'm in here. 299 00:23:07,174 --> 00:23:10,219 Well, tell me, how was your evening? 300 00:23:11,887 --> 00:23:14,682 It was lovely. Eliza Doolittle at the ball. 301 00:23:16,016 --> 00:23:17,518 Mm-hm. 302 00:23:17,893 --> 00:23:20,604 Are you hungry? There's some delicious cold chicken. 303 00:23:22,648 --> 00:23:26,569 - Care for a brandy? - No. Thanks. I'm fine, really. 304 00:23:26,777 --> 00:23:31,031 Really? That's hardly the most positive endorsement I've ever heard. 305 00:23:34,076 --> 00:23:35,953 Would you care to tell me about it? 306 00:23:37,955 --> 00:23:39,790 I think I'm just tired. 307 00:23:41,750 --> 00:23:46,964 Now, look, my dear, if you're feeling at all uncomfortable about our plan, 308 00:23:47,298 --> 00:23:48,716 you can quit. 309 00:23:50,509 --> 00:23:54,263 I'll, uh, manage something else. 310 00:23:54,847 --> 00:23:56,515 On my own. 311 00:23:57,683 --> 00:23:59,768 - Truly. - No. 312 00:23:59,977 --> 00:24:02,521 - I'll be all right. - I don't think so. 313 00:24:02,730 --> 00:24:06,483 You see, I believe that you're such a warm, generous girl, 314 00:24:07,693 --> 00:24:09,820 you're experiencing doubts. 315 00:24:10,821 --> 00:24:12,156 Second thoughts. 316 00:24:14,909 --> 00:24:17,661 You always know what I'm thinking, don't you? 317 00:24:18,579 --> 00:24:21,415 Possibly because I adored your mother so much. 318 00:24:21,874 --> 00:24:25,294 And you, my dear, are so very like her. 319 00:24:28,023 --> 00:24:31,342 It's just that Higgins doesn't seem like an evil man. 320 00:24:31,467 --> 00:24:33,260 He has a caring quality. 321 00:24:33,344 --> 00:24:37,014 My dear, the truly evil ones never seem to be so. 322 00:24:37,348 --> 00:24:41,769 That's why their effect on other people is so... insidious. 323 00:24:42,311 --> 00:24:45,898 Jennifer, your mother was just as trusting, 324 00:24:46,231 --> 00:24:48,776 just as willing to believe. 325 00:24:50,569 --> 00:24:52,613 And look what happened to her. 326 00:24:53,405 --> 00:24:54,740 To me. 327 00:24:56,492 --> 00:24:57,993 To us. 328 00:24:58,410 --> 00:25:01,664 I trust you about everything. You know I do. 329 00:25:01,997 --> 00:25:05,209 You are dearer to me than anyone else in the world. 330 00:25:05,626 --> 00:25:08,420 I can't let anything happen to you, 331 00:25:08,671 --> 00:25:12,091 even in my quest for retribution. 332 00:25:12,716 --> 00:25:16,720 So if at any time you have second thoughts 333 00:25:16,845 --> 00:25:20,599 or feel compromised in any way, 334 00:25:21,767 --> 00:25:25,062 you must tell me and I'll stop. 335 00:25:25,312 --> 00:25:27,272 Hmm? 336 00:25:28,273 --> 00:25:29,566 Promise? 337 00:25:42,746 --> 00:25:44,248 Higgins. 338 00:25:47,726 --> 00:25:49,878 - Higgins? - Magnum. 339 00:25:51,213 --> 00:25:53,465 You're waiting up for me? 340 00:25:53,632 --> 00:25:55,623 It's so droll I almost don't object 341 00:25:55,718 --> 00:25:57,886 to the rather callow invasion of my privacy. 342 00:25:57,936 --> 00:26:00,522 Higgins, I want to talk to you about... 343 00:26:00,597 --> 00:26:02,808 Have you been pursuing a case? 344 00:26:03,642 --> 00:26:05,978 You look rather the worse for wear, 345 00:26:06,145 --> 00:26:07,896 although I suppose the divorce business is fraught... 346 00:26:08,063 --> 00:26:10,149 Jennifer Chapman, Higgins. 347 00:26:10,858 --> 00:26:12,735 Jennifer Chapman? 348 00:26:13,277 --> 00:26:15,070 What do you know about her? 349 00:26:15,320 --> 00:26:17,114 I beg your pardon? 350 00:26:17,281 --> 00:26:20,784 Who is she? Where is she from? Why is she interested in you? 351 00:26:20,868 --> 00:26:24,288 Your insolent curiosity has finally gone too far. 352 00:26:24,371 --> 00:26:27,249 A gentleman's code does not permit him to ask... 353 00:26:27,374 --> 00:26:29,877 Hooray for the code. 354 00:26:29,960 --> 00:26:33,320 Two yo-yos tried to put me away in a service station yesterday 355 00:26:33,422 --> 00:26:34,882 and today I ran into 'em again. 356 00:26:35,090 --> 00:26:37,885 The sumo wrestler and the midget. Or a leprechaun? 357 00:26:38,093 --> 00:26:40,679 It was at the Valley of the Temples. 358 00:26:40,888 --> 00:26:43,432 You believe it's related to Miss Chapman? 359 00:26:43,640 --> 00:26:46,101 I went there because I got this phone call 360 00:26:46,143 --> 00:26:48,270 and the voice said meet him at the temple 361 00:26:48,304 --> 00:26:50,473 because he had information about Jennifer. 362 00:26:50,564 --> 00:26:52,566 Dear me. 363 00:26:52,649 --> 00:26:54,651 You almost had me believing it. 364 00:26:54,735 --> 00:26:58,572 But a sumo wrestler and a dwarf and now this phone call. 365 00:26:58,781 --> 00:27:01,575 You've overplayed your hand just a bit. Good night. 366 00:27:01,658 --> 00:27:05,370 Try to make it back to your quarters without being waylaid by Chinese bandits. 367 00:27:05,487 --> 00:27:10,617 Okay! Just forget about the fact that somebody tried to kill me twice. 368 00:27:10,709 --> 00:27:12,169 Forget about the phone call. 369 00:27:12,252 --> 00:27:15,672 Just tell me one thing and then I'll drop this. 370 00:27:16,799 --> 00:27:19,009 And I don't mean this unkindly. 371 00:27:20,511 --> 00:27:22,679 But I want you to think about this logically. 372 00:27:22,763 --> 00:27:26,517 Why is a beautiful, desirable young woman 373 00:27:26,600 --> 00:27:31,230 who can have just about any man in the Islands... pursuing you? 374 00:27:32,815 --> 00:27:35,234 The answer is obvious, old man. 375 00:27:35,359 --> 00:27:37,486 Logic is irrelevant. 376 00:27:37,861 --> 00:27:41,740 It's simply... tropical madness. 377 00:27:58,048 --> 00:28:00,259 A private investigator's good reputation 378 00:28:00,342 --> 00:28:01,927 is his most valued asset. 379 00:28:02,010 --> 00:28:05,222 I'm very particular about the cases I take and what I do on them. 380 00:28:05,305 --> 00:28:08,058 For example, I never break the law. 381 00:28:10,352 --> 00:28:13,272 However, with somebody trying to kill me, 382 00:28:13,355 --> 00:28:15,732 maybe I could just bend it a little. 383 00:29:13,145 --> 00:29:16,835 Here I was, once again, illegally searching a room. 384 00:29:16,919 --> 00:29:19,713 It was the kind of thing I never got comfortable with. 385 00:29:19,796 --> 00:29:22,841 I tried to console myself that it was for a good cause. 386 00:29:23,050 --> 00:29:25,135 And I only hoped that I wouldn't have to try 387 00:29:25,219 --> 00:29:27,262 and explain it to the police. 388 00:30:09,721 --> 00:30:11,932 All the evidence makes it look like you're the target. 389 00:30:12,015 --> 00:30:13,976 I'm just protecting you. 390 00:30:14,059 --> 00:30:15,477 From what? 391 00:30:15,560 --> 00:30:18,272 The most beautifully sensitive girl a man could hope to meet? 392 00:30:18,355 --> 00:30:21,984 Are you gonna ignore the fact that when I... What are you doing? 393 00:30:28,490 --> 00:30:32,619 Oh, Jonathan, you were so right. It's absolutely exhilarating. 394 00:30:32,703 --> 00:30:34,663 I've been teaching Jennifer to swim. 395 00:30:34,746 --> 00:30:37,499 The unspoiled young lady from England 396 00:30:37,666 --> 00:30:41,253 finds a tropical paradise with an older, distinguished gentleman. 397 00:30:41,336 --> 00:30:45,382 - What does he mean? - I've seen your file on Higgins. 398 00:30:46,341 --> 00:30:50,012 You broke into my house and went through my private papers? 399 00:30:50,095 --> 00:30:52,097 And you encouraged it. 400 00:30:52,306 --> 00:30:53,890 Higgins didn't know anything about it. 401 00:30:54,891 --> 00:30:57,311 Did you also play the cassettes I've dictated 402 00:30:57,394 --> 00:30:59,146 or read a chapter I've typed? 403 00:30:59,229 --> 00:31:01,440 How much of my privacy have you trampled on? 404 00:31:01,565 --> 00:31:02,941 Sample chapter? 405 00:31:06,695 --> 00:31:09,031 I'm so ashamed of the way I've deceived you, 406 00:31:09,523 --> 00:31:11,483 but it seemed like the only way. 407 00:31:11,908 --> 00:31:13,327 That's terrific. 408 00:31:13,535 --> 00:31:17,539 She's so professional, she's already rehearsed an explanation. 409 00:31:17,873 --> 00:31:19,750 Magnum, please. 410 00:31:19,958 --> 00:31:23,295 My uncle was a member of the British Historical Society. 411 00:31:23,420 --> 00:31:26,173 I took care of him when he was dying. 412 00:31:26,340 --> 00:31:29,384 He was working on a chronicle of Montgomery's campaign in Africa, 413 00:31:30,260 --> 00:31:33,555 in particular the Prince of Wales' Fusiliers. 414 00:31:33,680 --> 00:31:37,142 - Don't continue. - You aren't buying this ridiculous... 415 00:31:37,351 --> 00:31:40,270 What is ridiculous about the regiment? 416 00:31:40,479 --> 00:31:41,897 Nothing. 417 00:31:42,105 --> 00:31:46,193 What's ridiculous is me trying to slip in some reality into this discussion. 418 00:31:46,276 --> 00:31:49,488 It was my uncle's dream to finish the book before he died. 419 00:31:49,863 --> 00:31:52,407 He was my only family. 420 00:31:53,650 --> 00:31:56,536 And suddenly, after he was gone, 421 00:31:56,745 --> 00:31:58,663 his dream became mine. 422 00:31:59,998 --> 00:32:02,709 After I read your records at the War Office, 423 00:32:02,834 --> 00:32:06,755 I was positive you were too self-effacing to ever cooperate, 424 00:32:07,089 --> 00:32:09,716 so I resorted to subterfuge. 425 00:32:10,425 --> 00:32:13,804 Then I met you, got to know you, 426 00:32:15,222 --> 00:32:17,057 and became fond of you. 427 00:32:25,190 --> 00:32:27,067 You don't have to say any more. 428 00:32:27,359 --> 00:32:29,778 Come on. Let me call the police. 429 00:32:29,986 --> 00:32:32,823 I'll phone Scotland Yard. They'll run a routine check. 430 00:32:33,240 --> 00:32:35,909 Come on, just say something. Please. 431 00:32:36,410 --> 00:32:39,746 You will do us the kindness of going to the devil. 432 00:32:39,996 --> 00:32:41,623 Come, my dear. 433 00:32:47,921 --> 00:32:49,423 I know what you're thinking. 434 00:32:49,548 --> 00:32:51,550 I was in deep trouble and sinking fast. 435 00:32:51,758 --> 00:32:55,345 Higgins didn't believe me about Jennifer or the yo-yos trying to do me in. 436 00:32:55,470 --> 00:32:58,056 I was like the kid who cried "wolf" once too often. 437 00:32:58,181 --> 00:33:00,183 Somebody was manipulating me 438 00:33:00,266 --> 00:33:03,228 so that I spent my energy getting Higgins to listen to me 439 00:33:03,353 --> 00:33:05,063 instead of solving the case. 440 00:33:05,147 --> 00:33:06,731 That meant only one thing. 441 00:33:06,815 --> 00:33:09,317 It was time for desperate, inventive measures. 442 00:33:09,401 --> 00:33:14,281 The only problem was I wasn't focused on what those measures should be. 443 00:33:14,406 --> 00:33:15,866 Pull! 444 00:33:18,285 --> 00:33:19,536 Pull! 445 00:33:28,628 --> 00:33:29,671 Pull! 446 00:33:33,341 --> 00:33:34,676 Pull! 447 00:33:38,638 --> 00:33:40,765 That's really not very good. 448 00:33:41,349 --> 00:33:43,268 You're gonna have to do a lot of practicing 449 00:33:43,351 --> 00:33:45,645 if you plan on using that on Higgins. 450 00:33:46,229 --> 00:33:49,524 Don't you ever tire of being so incessantly rude? 451 00:33:49,608 --> 00:33:53,236 Absolutely. So why don't we just end this for both of us? 452 00:33:53,320 --> 00:33:55,864 Satisfy our curiosity. 453 00:33:56,573 --> 00:33:59,618 You won't be apprehensive if I just reload? 454 00:33:59,743 --> 00:34:03,872 No. Not at all. I'm an American, remember? 455 00:34:05,040 --> 00:34:07,167 We're supposed to catch bullets in our teeth. 456 00:34:07,250 --> 00:34:09,211 Just give me the truth. 457 00:34:09,377 --> 00:34:12,005 Higgins doesn't believe anything I say, thanks to your friend. 458 00:34:12,088 --> 00:34:14,549 - My friend? - The one who called me. 459 00:34:14,674 --> 00:34:17,344 Promised to tell me everything about you if I met him. 460 00:34:17,427 --> 00:34:19,846 A lie. Worse, an obvious lie. 461 00:34:20,055 --> 00:34:23,141 What if I call the Historical Society with your dead uncle's name? 462 00:34:23,225 --> 00:34:24,684 I bet they never heard of him. 463 00:34:25,101 --> 00:34:27,145 - Another lie. - Like your identity? 464 00:34:27,229 --> 00:34:29,898 Like your love affair with Higgins? 465 00:34:29,981 --> 00:34:32,484 You're a liar. You're a damnable liar! 466 00:34:39,574 --> 00:34:40,951 Magnum! 467 00:34:41,743 --> 00:34:43,912 Your conduct is abominable! 468 00:34:44,037 --> 00:34:46,540 I should use this on you. I should... 469 00:34:47,791 --> 00:34:49,709 The hell with what I should do. 470 00:34:55,882 --> 00:34:58,093 It wasn't necessary, Higgins. 471 00:34:58,635 --> 00:35:00,595 The kiss wasn't worth it. 472 00:35:06,518 --> 00:35:10,272 My God, I lost my temper. I haven't done that in 20 years. 473 00:35:11,398 --> 00:35:15,610 And resorting to physical violence, like some tawdry melodrama. 474 00:35:15,860 --> 00:35:18,989 I think you're actually quite wonderful. 475 00:35:19,197 --> 00:35:23,660 The nearest, dearest thing I've seen to a hero in a very long time. 476 00:35:23,785 --> 00:35:25,245 Really. 477 00:35:27,330 --> 00:35:30,917 But could you please put your arm around me, because I just might cry. 478 00:35:36,339 --> 00:35:38,592 How can I make amends for that barbarian? 479 00:35:38,663 --> 00:35:41,583 Please. I don't even want to think about him. 480 00:35:41,659 --> 00:35:42,952 But... 481 00:35:43,680 --> 00:35:44,973 But what? 482 00:35:47,601 --> 00:35:52,022 I want to be with you. In your home with your personal things. 483 00:35:52,188 --> 00:35:54,899 But how can I, knowing that he's down there in the guesthouse, 484 00:35:54,983 --> 00:35:57,152 leering at us? 485 00:35:58,194 --> 00:36:01,031 We could go away for a while. Any place you like. 486 00:36:01,573 --> 00:36:05,994 And give him the satisfaction of knowing he's intimidated us? Never. 487 00:36:06,369 --> 00:36:08,371 There's got to be some other way. 488 00:36:25,430 --> 00:36:29,225 Higgins, I'm packing as fast as I can. 489 00:36:29,300 --> 00:36:31,561 Unless you plan on carrying my bags, 490 00:36:31,686 --> 00:36:33,688 your standing there won't help me. 491 00:36:33,772 --> 00:36:35,398 You promised to be out by noon. 492 00:36:35,482 --> 00:36:38,610 I thought it prudent to check your progress. 493 00:36:38,693 --> 00:36:41,154 I'll be at T.C.'s if my clients want to reach me. 494 00:36:41,279 --> 00:36:45,617 A remote prospect but nonetheless I'll be delighted to relay the information. 495 00:36:58,296 --> 00:37:01,383 My darling, you look ravishing. A little champagne? 496 00:37:11,618 --> 00:37:14,062 My darling, you look ravishing. 497 00:37:15,814 --> 00:37:17,524 A little champagne? 498 00:37:27,367 --> 00:37:30,370 My darling, you look ravishing. 499 00:37:32,330 --> 00:37:33,748 A little champagne? 500 00:37:36,710 --> 00:37:39,671 I knew I was taking a terrible gamble sneaking back. 501 00:37:39,754 --> 00:37:41,965 If I was right, Jennifer and her cohort 502 00:37:42,257 --> 00:37:45,009 would make their move and I'd stop them. 503 00:37:45,134 --> 00:37:47,011 If I was wrong, 504 00:37:47,262 --> 00:37:49,139 well, I'd be losing a lot. 505 00:37:49,264 --> 00:37:52,392 Higgins was a stubborn, tyrannical snob 506 00:37:52,475 --> 00:37:55,812 but for some crazy reason, I knew I'd miss him. 507 00:38:42,233 --> 00:38:44,360 My darling, you look ravishing. 508 00:38:45,195 --> 00:38:46,988 A little champagne? 509 00:38:50,366 --> 00:38:54,287 Charles Boyer, the torch is passed. 510 00:38:59,626 --> 00:39:02,962 Zeus, Apollo. On guard, lads. 511 00:39:12,347 --> 00:39:14,057 What the bloody blazes? 512 00:39:16,726 --> 00:39:18,353 My darling... 513 00:39:18,812 --> 00:39:20,730 you look ravishing. 514 00:39:21,022 --> 00:39:22,774 A little... 515 00:39:22,899 --> 00:39:26,236 Now, stay. Miss Chapman's let herself in with her own gate key. 516 00:39:39,749 --> 00:39:41,459 Oh, my God! 517 00:39:41,709 --> 00:39:46,881 Hey, Higgie baby. Now, that is bad. That is super bad. 518 00:39:46,965 --> 00:39:48,716 Got a big night planned? 519 00:39:48,800 --> 00:39:50,134 How did you get in here? 520 00:39:50,343 --> 00:39:51,928 Rang the bell. 521 00:39:52,178 --> 00:39:53,972 I must've rang it too hard. 522 00:39:54,013 --> 00:39:56,766 Sparks started to fly out when I leaned on the gate. 523 00:39:56,842 --> 00:40:00,136 What did you lean on it with? You short-circuited the alarm. 524 00:40:00,228 --> 00:40:01,604 No jive? 525 00:40:01,688 --> 00:40:04,107 Leave now. You are no longer a guest. 526 00:40:04,190 --> 00:40:07,110 You are a common trespasser who will be dealt with summarily. 527 00:40:07,193 --> 00:40:09,863 I'm going. But it just so happens 528 00:40:10,071 --> 00:40:15,910 that Thomas Magnum borrowed certain personal belongings of mine. 529 00:40:16,160 --> 00:40:18,371 He was so busy when he hightailed it... 530 00:40:18,454 --> 00:40:20,999 Any items of yours inadvertently left on the premises 531 00:40:21,082 --> 00:40:23,418 will be returned to you forthwith. 532 00:40:23,960 --> 00:40:29,090 Hey. Well, just in case, I made up a list, which I have here, somewhere. 533 00:40:29,465 --> 00:40:30,717 Oh. 534 00:40:30,925 --> 00:40:36,681 Now, first up, my coffee pot, which is absolutely almost brand-new. 535 00:40:36,848 --> 00:40:39,934 My clock radio. I don't know why Thomas Magnum borrowed that. 536 00:40:40,143 --> 00:40:43,021 He never got up early since the Navy. 537 00:40:43,229 --> 00:40:46,232 I can read the list. It'll be delivered to you in the morning. 538 00:40:46,316 --> 00:40:51,487 I know my stuff, so don't try to palm off any of that junk you have laying around. 539 00:40:54,782 --> 00:40:56,200 Wow. 540 00:40:56,300 --> 00:41:00,705 My dear! You look ravishing! A little champagne? 541 00:41:00,830 --> 00:41:02,415 Do something about your voice. 542 00:41:02,582 --> 00:41:05,126 Sounds like you're coming down with something. 543 00:41:05,752 --> 00:41:07,503 Have a good evening. 544 00:41:26,606 --> 00:41:28,524 - You got him? - Loud and clear. 545 00:41:28,608 --> 00:41:30,151 I'll bet it's boring. 546 00:41:33,905 --> 00:41:36,991 Jonathan, may I ask a favor? 547 00:41:37,825 --> 00:41:39,243 Anything. 548 00:41:39,452 --> 00:41:42,163 I thought this was to be a private evening. 549 00:41:42,288 --> 00:41:44,290 Must they watch? 550 00:41:45,041 --> 00:41:46,709 Oh. 551 00:41:47,752 --> 00:41:50,463 Zeus, Apollo. Kitchen. 552 00:42:07,188 --> 00:42:09,565 The gate's open. We got company. 553 00:42:20,743 --> 00:42:24,247 I don't mean to engage in sentimental gush, my dear, 554 00:42:25,206 --> 00:42:30,503 but these last few days since I've met you have been simply extraordinary. 555 00:42:30,753 --> 00:42:33,131 It's been a magic time for me, too. 556 00:42:38,886 --> 00:42:41,889 Excuse me. This will only take a moment. 557 00:42:44,642 --> 00:42:47,186 T.C., I distinctly told you... 558 00:42:49,689 --> 00:42:51,858 A sumo wrestler and a dwarf? 559 00:42:51,983 --> 00:42:56,446 Ah, my dear Higgins. Good evening. So frightfully sorry to intrude. 560 00:42:56,529 --> 00:42:59,449 I know who is playing this practical joke 561 00:42:59,532 --> 00:43:02,493 and you may tell Mr. Magnum we are not amused. 562 00:43:02,618 --> 00:43:04,495 Jennifer, the alarm! 563 00:43:06,205 --> 00:43:08,708 Jennifer, behind the desk, the alarm! 564 00:43:09,751 --> 00:43:12,503 - Jennifer, what is this? - Don't worry. 565 00:43:12,628 --> 00:43:15,381 It isn't physical violence we're here for. 566 00:43:15,965 --> 00:43:17,383 What? 567 00:43:17,884 --> 00:43:19,594 The humiliation. 568 00:43:20,470 --> 00:43:21,971 Why? 569 00:43:22,104 --> 00:43:27,234 Because of what you did during the war in Egypt to my mother and him. 570 00:43:27,435 --> 00:43:29,437 You betrayed them when they tried to elope. 571 00:43:29,520 --> 00:43:30,688 Tell him! 572 00:43:30,897 --> 00:43:34,025 Elopement? Egypt? I'm afraid I haven't the foggiest. 573 00:43:34,108 --> 00:43:37,820 Unfortunately, inexcusably, I'm afraid he's right. 574 00:43:38,154 --> 00:43:39,530 What? 575 00:43:41,199 --> 00:43:45,661 Yes, it was an extremely elaborate idea, over a year in the planning. 576 00:43:45,828 --> 00:43:50,500 You, my dear, were merely the final actor in our drama. 577 00:43:50,750 --> 00:43:57,090 I'm terribly sorry to have deceived you but the air of innocent conviction 578 00:43:57,215 --> 00:44:00,426 which you brought to our endeavour was absolutely essential. 579 00:44:01,010 --> 00:44:03,471 Since this may be my last opportunity to speak, 580 00:44:03,554 --> 00:44:06,724 may I inquire quickly what you want? 581 00:44:07,767 --> 00:44:09,477 Really, need you ask? 582 00:44:09,602 --> 00:44:13,106 Robin Masters, the struggling young writer in Paris. 583 00:44:13,231 --> 00:44:17,068 Spending his pittance on what he considered to be works of great art. 584 00:44:17,317 --> 00:44:20,780 And how right he was. What insight. What audacity. 585 00:44:20,863 --> 00:44:23,616 Picasso, Miro, Matisse. 586 00:44:23,699 --> 00:44:26,744 Surely one of the world's greatest private collections. 587 00:44:26,786 --> 00:44:30,081 Worth conservatively, what... 30 million? 588 00:44:30,164 --> 00:44:32,166 37 is a more accurate... 589 00:44:33,584 --> 00:44:38,047 And so thoughtful of you to hand it to us on a silver platter. 590 00:44:38,214 --> 00:44:40,424 A most appreciated gesture. 591 00:44:42,468 --> 00:44:46,597 Mind you, I must say, I don't relish being in your shoes in a couple of days' time 592 00:44:46,722 --> 00:44:50,143 when they find out what an ineffectual custodian you were. 593 00:44:53,437 --> 00:44:54,772 Careful! 594 00:45:02,947 --> 00:45:06,033 Hold it right there. Higgins, you all right? 595 00:45:06,159 --> 00:45:08,953 One move and this goes right through it. 596 00:45:09,745 --> 00:45:12,582 Unless you're a far better shot than I think you are, 597 00:45:12,832 --> 00:45:15,042 I suggest we negotiate. 598 00:45:15,334 --> 00:45:16,460 Let's not. 599 00:45:21,007 --> 00:45:22,758 Not absolutely essential. 600 00:45:29,849 --> 00:45:31,475 T.C.! 601 00:45:31,601 --> 00:45:33,895 Get this guy off me! 602 00:45:36,230 --> 00:45:38,065 I should resign as head of security, 603 00:45:38,149 --> 00:45:39,775 apologize to Robin Masters, 604 00:45:39,984 --> 00:45:41,819 Perhaps even leave the Islands entirely. 605 00:45:41,903 --> 00:45:44,572 Would you postpone that self-pity for ten minutes? 606 00:45:44,655 --> 00:45:47,825 There's somebody else you should consider. Jennifer. 607 00:45:48,492 --> 00:45:51,037 Please. No additional salt in the wound. 608 00:45:51,120 --> 00:45:52,663 Come on. She's outside. 609 00:45:52,747 --> 00:45:55,124 The police are gonna be here soon and she's determined to confess. 610 00:45:55,917 --> 00:45:57,627 - Confess? - Take the blame. 611 00:45:57,710 --> 00:45:59,545 Go to jail to protect you. 612 00:45:59,587 --> 00:46:02,215 - She's innocent. - Innocent? 613 00:46:02,381 --> 00:46:04,634 You heard what he said. She was tricked. 614 00:46:04,884 --> 00:46:08,554 What's more, she really cares about you. Really. 615 00:46:09,222 --> 00:46:11,515 Oh? Really? 616 00:46:11,641 --> 00:46:15,436 Yes. You gotta move fast. This is your chance to do the decent thing. 617 00:46:15,519 --> 00:46:19,982 The gallant, honourable gesture. The gentleman's code, remember? 618 00:46:23,945 --> 00:46:25,404 Save her. 619 00:46:49,220 --> 00:46:50,638 Jennifer. 620 00:46:51,639 --> 00:46:53,057 Jonathan. 621 00:46:53,683 --> 00:46:56,352 I'm so ashamed I can't even beg your pardon. 622 00:46:56,477 --> 00:47:00,898 But I can forgive you. Easily. A thousand times. 623 00:47:01,315 --> 00:47:03,067 But now, you must go. 624 00:47:03,150 --> 00:47:05,903 T.C. will fly you out before the police arrive. 625 00:47:06,320 --> 00:47:09,073 But I can't leave you here to take the blame alone. 626 00:47:09,198 --> 00:47:10,533 I've got to stay with you. 627 00:47:10,616 --> 00:47:13,995 No. Your place is away from here. In freedom. 628 00:47:14,078 --> 00:47:18,791 If you stay, maybe not tomorrow, maybe not next year, 629 00:47:19,000 --> 00:47:21,502 but one day, you'd only break my heart. 630 00:47:22,370 --> 00:47:25,506 If you go, you have your whole life ahead 631 00:47:25,798 --> 00:47:28,092 and I'll have this time to treasure. 632 00:47:29,969 --> 00:47:31,762 But I care for you. 633 00:47:32,930 --> 00:47:35,850 And I love you. 634 00:47:36,767 --> 00:47:39,186 So you see, for me... 635 00:47:48,863 --> 00:47:53,284 For me, my darling, you must go. 636 00:48:14,847 --> 00:48:18,184 You know, Higgins, that was a bit of all right. 637 00:48:18,434 --> 00:48:21,062 Don't hand me that wretched understatement. 638 00:48:21,479 --> 00:48:23,731 I was bloody marvellous.