1 00:00:00,881 --> 00:00:03,050 There's a guy falling out of that plane. 2 00:00:03,258 --> 00:00:04,384 Look out! 3 00:00:04,510 --> 00:00:05,636 I got a friend in here 4 00:00:05,802 --> 00:00:07,513 with his jaw wired shut because of you. 5 00:00:07,721 --> 00:00:09,723 All I want you to do is keep him alive 6 00:00:09,890 --> 00:00:12,059 long enough for me to collect back alimony. 7 00:00:13,852 --> 00:00:15,187 You're destroying Robin's wall. 8 00:00:15,395 --> 00:00:17,272 You sound exactly like Higgins. 9 00:00:17,439 --> 00:00:18,649 You've met Mad Buck? 10 00:00:18,857 --> 00:00:20,609 Mad Buck. 11 00:00:20,776 --> 00:00:22,653 - What are you looking at? - You, loudmouth. 12 00:00:22,861 --> 00:00:23,820 Buck, no, no! Come on. 13 00:00:25,030 --> 00:00:26,365 You wanna race? 14 00:00:26,448 --> 00:00:27,824 Buck, pull over. 15 00:01:47,613 --> 00:01:49,656 You know, there are some quotations 16 00:01:49,740 --> 00:01:51,533 that would make good rules to live by. 17 00:01:51,617 --> 00:01:52,618 For instance, 18 00:01:52,701 --> 00:01:54,703 "Never drive behind an old man wearing a hat." 19 00:01:54,828 --> 00:01:55,954 Or another, 20 00:01:56,038 --> 00:01:58,415 "It's always brightest just before the storm." 21 00:01:58,540 --> 00:02:00,292 If I'd remembered that one, 22 00:02:00,417 --> 00:02:02,044 I'd really have been on my guard 23 00:02:02,252 --> 00:02:04,296 because the afternoon it all started 24 00:02:04,379 --> 00:02:06,548 was a truly beautiful day. 25 00:02:06,632 --> 00:02:08,175 Magnum. 26 00:02:10,093 --> 00:02:11,428 One moment, please. 27 00:02:11,511 --> 00:02:13,597 Higgins, if you don't mind, I'm sort of in a hurry. 28 00:02:13,639 --> 00:02:15,057 I can well imagine. 29 00:02:15,182 --> 00:02:16,767 A pressing date with your surf ski 30 00:02:16,850 --> 00:02:19,353 or are you rendezvousing with one of your divorcee clients 31 00:02:19,436 --> 00:02:20,812 just beyond the breakers? 32 00:02:20,896 --> 00:02:22,981 As a matter of fact, I'm running, paddling, 33 00:02:23,065 --> 00:02:25,067 then running again, against the clock. 34 00:02:25,150 --> 00:02:27,027 So time is very important. 35 00:02:27,110 --> 00:02:28,695 All that without wearing a watch? 36 00:02:28,820 --> 00:02:30,614 How fiendishly ingenious of you. 37 00:02:30,697 --> 00:02:32,532 The time is running in my head, 38 00:02:32,616 --> 00:02:34,534 it's like an Olympic athlete in competition. 39 00:02:34,743 --> 00:02:36,953 Who could have thought one so aggressively prosaic 40 00:02:37,037 --> 00:02:39,790 could have such an extraordinary fantasy life? 41 00:02:41,708 --> 00:02:43,585 All right. Forget it, okay? 42 00:02:43,710 --> 00:02:44,795 You satisfied? 43 00:02:44,878 --> 00:02:46,421 It's too late to run for time now. 44 00:02:46,505 --> 00:02:47,714 Tell me what is it you want. 45 00:02:47,923 --> 00:02:49,758 Your surf ski, clothing, and footprints 46 00:02:49,841 --> 00:02:51,218 are on my beach. 47 00:02:51,593 --> 00:02:52,844 Your beach? 48 00:02:52,928 --> 00:02:54,471 You've staked a claim down here? 49 00:02:54,554 --> 00:02:56,348 For my tournament. Beach croquet. 50 00:02:56,431 --> 00:02:57,766 As you can plainly see, 51 00:02:57,849 --> 00:03:00,060 the surface has been expertly raked and rolled. 52 00:03:00,268 --> 00:03:01,770 Beach croquet? 53 00:03:01,978 --> 00:03:04,439 It's a fundraising tournament for the Art Affiliates. 54 00:03:04,523 --> 00:03:07,442 We're sponsoring a worthy young artist for a year in Paris. 55 00:03:07,567 --> 00:03:09,653 If you'd, uh, like to buy a ticket... 56 00:03:09,736 --> 00:03:11,738 No, I think I'll just excuse myself 57 00:03:11,822 --> 00:03:13,073 and pick up my things. 58 00:03:13,156 --> 00:03:15,617 I'll even rake my footprints, if you want. 59 00:03:15,992 --> 00:03:19,079 I thought the word "buy" would send you scampering. 60 00:03:19,287 --> 00:03:21,913 I know what you're thinking, but this time you're wrong. 61 00:03:21,998 --> 00:03:24,000 The run-in with Higgins wasn't the storm. 62 00:03:24,084 --> 00:03:26,294 It was barely the opening thunderclap. 63 00:03:26,378 --> 00:03:27,713 Thomas! 64 00:03:27,796 --> 00:03:29,172 I know, I know. 65 00:03:29,256 --> 00:03:31,091 I'm raking it up as fast as I can. 66 00:03:31,842 --> 00:03:33,135 Thomas. 67 00:03:35,220 --> 00:03:37,889 Listen, there's a client at the bar. A real one. 68 00:03:37,973 --> 00:03:39,766 She even looks like she could pay her own bills. 69 00:03:39,850 --> 00:03:41,435 Come on, let's go. 70 00:03:41,727 --> 00:03:44,187 Malevolent, vile, self-centered, 71 00:03:44,271 --> 00:03:46,773 self-indulgent, not to mention selfish, 72 00:03:46,982 --> 00:03:49,901 and a decorated foe of the entire women's movement. 73 00:03:51,319 --> 00:03:52,904 And you want Thomas to baby-sit? 74 00:03:52,988 --> 00:03:56,324 Only until I collect a debt he owes me. 75 00:03:56,575 --> 00:04:00,162 But what makes you think he needs protecting, Mrs. Gibson? 76 00:04:00,245 --> 00:04:01,455 Is somebody out to get him? 77 00:04:01,538 --> 00:04:05,083 Oh, there are only about 140 announced suspects. 78 00:04:05,167 --> 00:04:07,794 But the only one I'm interested in is himself. 79 00:04:07,878 --> 00:04:10,172 Wait a minute, I thought Buck was a successful writer. 80 00:04:10,255 --> 00:04:11,423 Oh, he is... 81 00:04:11,631 --> 00:04:13,592 If you want to call "success" being known 82 00:04:13,675 --> 00:04:16,178 for trashy paperbacks with covers of 83 00:04:16,261 --> 00:04:18,013 voluptuous blondes and heroes who are... 84 00:04:18,180 --> 00:04:19,806 Isn't he a friend of Robin Masters? 85 00:04:19,890 --> 00:04:21,349 Only for about 30 years. 86 00:04:21,433 --> 00:04:23,727 So if he is coming to the Islands, he'll be staying at the estate. 87 00:04:23,810 --> 00:04:25,896 I'm not so sure about the ethics 88 00:04:26,021 --> 00:04:27,939 of secretly protecting someone 89 00:04:28,023 --> 00:04:29,941 who's enjoying Robin's hospitality. 90 00:04:30,066 --> 00:04:32,027 Now look, the ethics are completely different 91 00:04:32,110 --> 00:04:34,654 between a client and potential victim if they're related. 92 00:04:34,738 --> 00:04:37,073 Well, I mean, in a sort of way. 93 00:04:37,282 --> 00:04:38,492 You see, Mr. Magnum, 94 00:04:38,700 --> 00:04:40,535 I am the original Mrs. Mad Buck. 95 00:04:40,660 --> 00:04:42,662 Many years ago in Paris. 96 00:04:42,788 --> 00:04:44,873 And the debt I'm trying to collect is 97 00:04:44,956 --> 00:04:47,459 back alimony. 20 years of it. 98 00:04:47,542 --> 00:04:49,002 Now I have a court order. 99 00:04:49,127 --> 00:04:50,796 All I want you to do is keep him alive 100 00:04:50,879 --> 00:04:52,839 long enough for me to collect. 101 00:04:52,923 --> 00:04:55,717 - So you and Buck were... - Married. Yes. 102 00:04:56,134 --> 00:04:59,638 Is this some sort of investigative technique you've perfected? 103 00:04:59,721 --> 00:05:03,141 I make a statement and you repeat it with a question? 104 00:05:05,268 --> 00:05:07,646 It's not that. It's just confusing, see, 105 00:05:07,729 --> 00:05:10,899 because I've met three other wives of Buck's and somehow... 106 00:05:10,982 --> 00:05:13,652 You are exactly right. Let me say it. 107 00:05:13,735 --> 00:05:15,070 I am not now, 108 00:05:15,195 --> 00:05:17,572 nor have I ever been, a chorus girl. 109 00:05:17,656 --> 00:05:19,741 The sum total of my measurements 110 00:05:19,866 --> 00:05:21,368 do not exceed my IQ. 111 00:05:21,910 --> 00:05:24,079 And the last time, the only time 112 00:05:24,162 --> 00:05:25,914 Buck ever called me "Tootsie," 113 00:05:26,039 --> 00:05:27,290 I punched him out. 114 00:05:27,499 --> 00:05:29,334 Yeah, well, I can't imagine why you two ever split up. 115 00:05:29,605 --> 00:05:31,064 Neither can I. 116 00:05:31,169 --> 00:05:33,421 First I thought it was just because he hated marriage. 117 00:05:34,548 --> 00:05:37,217 Are you sure that, uh, he's coming to the Islands? 118 00:05:37,300 --> 00:05:38,552 Because we haven't heard... 119 00:05:38,635 --> 00:05:40,136 He took an early flight out of New York. 120 00:05:40,220 --> 00:05:41,429 He should be here any minute. 121 00:05:47,352 --> 00:05:49,271 What the hell is he doing? 122 00:05:49,604 --> 00:05:51,815 There's a guy falling out of that plane. 123 00:05:52,023 --> 00:05:54,317 Dramatic, but hardly original. 124 00:05:54,943 --> 00:05:56,361 Mad Buck? 125 00:05:58,405 --> 00:05:59,823 It's the way he arrived 126 00:05:59,906 --> 00:06:01,908 at the Cannes Film Festival three years ago. 127 00:06:03,368 --> 00:06:05,620 The only reason people noticed him then, 128 00:06:05,704 --> 00:06:07,247 when it was original, 129 00:06:07,372 --> 00:06:11,334 was he was holding a naked starlet at the time. 130 00:06:11,418 --> 00:06:13,420 Yeah? Well, this time he's not gonna make it 131 00:06:13,503 --> 00:06:15,255 'cause the wind's blowing him right into the reef. 132 00:06:15,338 --> 00:06:16,840 It's suicide. 133 00:06:21,136 --> 00:06:23,096 Even if he misses the reef, the surf is heavy. 134 00:06:23,305 --> 00:06:25,765 He could drown before he gets out of his harness. 135 00:06:28,143 --> 00:06:30,020 A naked starlet? 136 00:06:30,103 --> 00:06:33,106 She was Scandinavian, so it really didn't count. 137 00:06:34,774 --> 00:06:36,985 "Mad Buck" Gibson 138 00:06:37,068 --> 00:06:40,822 got his name from being one of the most adventure-crazed men alive. 139 00:06:40,906 --> 00:06:44,367 Big game in Africa, mountain climbing in Nepal, 140 00:06:44,451 --> 00:06:46,703 deep-sea fishing in the Florida Keys... 141 00:06:46,745 --> 00:06:48,455 And when he wasn't doing that, 142 00:06:48,538 --> 00:06:49,831 he turned out adventure novels 143 00:06:49,998 --> 00:06:52,250 that were almost as colorful as his life. 144 00:06:52,334 --> 00:06:53,919 The only trouble was 145 00:06:54,002 --> 00:06:55,754 that life was in its final chapter 146 00:06:55,837 --> 00:06:59,090 if I couldn't set a new record breaking through the surf. 147 00:06:59,841 --> 00:07:01,468 He went out to save him. 148 00:07:01,551 --> 00:07:03,637 Legally, do you think that constitutes 149 00:07:03,720 --> 00:07:05,805 an acceptance of my employment? 150 00:07:05,972 --> 00:07:06,765 Hey, look. 151 00:07:08,892 --> 00:07:10,101 The wind has shifted. 152 00:07:10,352 --> 00:07:12,020 He's headed for the south beach. 153 00:07:20,528 --> 00:07:21,988 Higgins! 154 00:07:22,155 --> 00:07:23,448 Don't look around, Mrs. Barnes. 155 00:07:23,531 --> 00:07:25,200 It's obviously some intoxicated... 156 00:07:25,408 --> 00:07:26,451 Higgins! 157 00:07:26,534 --> 00:07:28,203 Look out below! 158 00:07:28,453 --> 00:07:30,205 Higgins! Look out! 159 00:07:50,725 --> 00:07:52,477 Just a separated shoulder... 160 00:07:52,560 --> 00:07:53,937 Higgins, if there's anything... 161 00:07:54,104 --> 00:07:55,313 ...two cracked ribs, 162 00:07:55,373 --> 00:07:57,291 numbers 4 and 5 on the left side... 163 00:07:57,607 --> 00:07:59,442 - Higgins, if you just... - ...a slight concussion 164 00:07:59,526 --> 00:08:02,362 and an assortment of abrasions, all second degree. 165 00:08:02,529 --> 00:08:04,864 I should be back at the front in no time. 166 00:08:05,615 --> 00:08:07,033 The front? 167 00:08:07,242 --> 00:08:09,160 I mean the estate. 168 00:08:09,786 --> 00:08:11,788 Now, how exactly 169 00:08:11,871 --> 00:08:13,999 did this ruddy nonsense happen anyway? 170 00:08:14,082 --> 00:08:16,001 You don't remember Rick yelling at you? 171 00:08:16,084 --> 00:08:17,168 Of course I do. 172 00:08:17,502 --> 00:08:19,963 My faculties are perfectly intact. 173 00:08:20,088 --> 00:08:22,007 Nona Barnes and I were setting out the wickets 174 00:08:22,090 --> 00:08:23,717 on the croquet court. 175 00:08:23,820 --> 00:08:26,490 I heard Rick but elected to ignore him. 176 00:08:26,678 --> 00:08:30,557 Now, exactly how did the accident occur? 177 00:08:32,767 --> 00:08:35,562 You know, that Mrs. Barnes, she's... 178 00:08:35,770 --> 00:08:37,897 She's really quite intrepid. 179 00:08:38,064 --> 00:08:40,442 She's proceeding with the tournament despite your injuries. 180 00:08:40,525 --> 00:08:42,027 Well, of course, she is. 181 00:08:42,152 --> 00:08:45,196 Nona comes from sturdy, resilient pioneer stock. 182 00:08:46,781 --> 00:08:49,075 Now, a-a-about the accident. 183 00:08:49,159 --> 00:08:50,618 You were hit by a parachutist. 184 00:08:52,203 --> 00:08:53,371 What? 185 00:08:56,207 --> 00:08:57,876 You were hit by a parachutist. 186 00:08:58,626 --> 00:09:00,045 How? 187 00:09:00,754 --> 00:09:03,423 - How... - Blown off course by the wind. 188 00:09:03,506 --> 00:09:05,050 You know how unpredictable the wind can be. 189 00:09:05,276 --> 00:09:06,485 Who? 190 00:09:07,343 --> 00:09:11,973 Who could possibly be so irresponsible, 191 00:09:12,057 --> 00:09:15,643 so criminally negligent? So... 192 00:09:17,395 --> 00:09:19,147 Higgins, this is the funny part. 193 00:09:19,189 --> 00:09:21,691 It's a friend of Robin's. A writer. 194 00:09:21,900 --> 00:09:25,111 Well, look, I'm sorry. I got to let you get some sleep. 195 00:09:27,238 --> 00:09:29,240 You know, Higgins, you look really tired. 196 00:09:29,324 --> 00:09:32,035 I must be more seriously hurt than I imagined. 197 00:09:32,494 --> 00:09:34,454 It couldn't possibly be 198 00:09:35,622 --> 00:09:38,333 "Mad Buck" Gibson. 199 00:09:38,583 --> 00:09:40,293 You've met Mad Buck? 200 00:09:41,377 --> 00:09:45,256 One further question in this masochistic interrogation. 201 00:09:46,216 --> 00:09:49,803 Is it just barely possible that Mr. Gibson, 202 00:09:49,969 --> 00:09:52,806 having failed in his kamikaze mission, 203 00:09:53,014 --> 00:09:55,308 is going to get back in his plane 204 00:09:55,391 --> 00:09:56,559 and leave the Islands? 205 00:09:58,812 --> 00:10:00,730 You're not here to drive him to the airport? 206 00:10:02,607 --> 00:10:03,775 Actually, 207 00:10:03,858 --> 00:10:05,985 I'm here to drive him back to the estate. 208 00:10:06,111 --> 00:10:09,239 As a personal and honored guest of Robin Masters. 209 00:10:11,950 --> 00:10:13,201 Ta. 210 00:10:17,038 --> 00:10:19,457 Mad Buck. 211 00:10:20,333 --> 00:10:21,626 Magnum! 212 00:10:22,836 --> 00:10:24,170 Meet Marlene. 213 00:10:24,712 --> 00:10:27,966 Marlene. Here. Meet Magnum. 214 00:10:28,049 --> 00:10:29,008 Hi. 215 00:10:29,092 --> 00:10:30,802 You know, I told these idiots in this hospital 216 00:10:30,927 --> 00:10:33,012 that I could walk out of here, but now... 217 00:10:33,096 --> 00:10:34,806 There you go, hold my sticks, will you, buddy? 218 00:10:34,889 --> 00:10:37,225 But now that I got her, I think I'm gonna have her 219 00:10:37,308 --> 00:10:39,310 to be my personal chauffeur forever. 220 00:10:39,394 --> 00:10:41,062 Darling, if I were two years younger, 221 00:10:41,104 --> 00:10:42,814 you'd be in big, big trouble. 222 00:10:42,897 --> 00:10:44,399 As a matter of fact, promise me 223 00:10:44,482 --> 00:10:47,360 you won't get engaged until I get out of this plaster, huh? 224 00:10:48,278 --> 00:10:50,446 They're getting prettier and younger every year. 225 00:10:50,530 --> 00:10:51,906 Bye, Marlene. 226 00:10:52,365 --> 00:10:54,826 You know, the last time I saw her namesake, 227 00:10:54,909 --> 00:10:56,202 I was up in Tarcento, 228 00:10:56,327 --> 00:10:58,079 up in the Italian Alps near Yugoslavia. 229 00:10:58,197 --> 00:11:00,665 She was entertaining the troops and I was covering the Big Bang 230 00:11:00,748 --> 00:11:02,125 for old Uncle Henry Louis. 231 00:11:02,250 --> 00:11:04,294 Ms. Gillson, please report to X-ray... 232 00:11:04,377 --> 00:11:06,421 It seems like yesterday about 200 years ago. 233 00:11:07,213 --> 00:11:09,883 Come on, Buck. I'll get you back to the estate. 234 00:11:09,966 --> 00:11:12,051 Uh, no, no, no, I gotta see Higgie in here. 235 00:11:13,386 --> 00:11:15,138 I'm sorry I made such a mess of things, 236 00:11:15,221 --> 00:11:17,098 but I was sure that was an onshore breeze. 237 00:11:17,140 --> 00:11:18,558 Look, I was just in there. 238 00:11:18,641 --> 00:11:20,268 I don't think it's a good time to see him. 239 00:11:20,351 --> 00:11:21,728 He's taken a lot of painkillers. 240 00:11:21,811 --> 00:11:23,813 Oh. Oh, yeah, yeah, gotcha. 241 00:11:24,272 --> 00:11:25,565 Well... 242 00:11:27,066 --> 00:11:29,110 You know, I think I could do this better one-handed. 243 00:11:29,194 --> 00:11:30,778 Here. Race me. 244 00:11:32,197 --> 00:11:33,781 I'll race you. 245 00:11:37,619 --> 00:11:39,037 I won! 246 00:11:39,245 --> 00:11:40,496 I know what you're thinking. 247 00:11:40,580 --> 00:11:42,207 Higgins' reaction to Mad Buck 248 00:11:42,290 --> 00:11:43,958 should have been the final tip-off. 249 00:11:44,042 --> 00:11:45,668 But I have to be honest with you. 250 00:11:45,752 --> 00:11:47,253 I read a few of Buck's books 251 00:11:47,337 --> 00:11:50,089 under the covers with a flashlight when I was growing up, 252 00:11:50,173 --> 00:11:53,176 and I was a little curious to see him in action up close. 253 00:11:53,593 --> 00:11:54,802 Hi. 254 00:11:55,053 --> 00:11:57,513 I just wish I'd remembered those old sayings 255 00:11:57,597 --> 00:11:59,849 about the price you pay for curiosity. 256 00:12:00,934 --> 00:12:03,519 Hello. The gardener let me in. 257 00:12:03,728 --> 00:12:05,939 He also told me about Higgins. 258 00:12:06,064 --> 00:12:08,358 He is going to be all right, isn't he? 259 00:12:08,608 --> 00:12:10,818 Well, when I saw him, 260 00:12:10,902 --> 00:12:12,737 he seemed a little out of it from the medication, 261 00:12:12,820 --> 00:12:14,113 but I don't think it's too serious. 262 00:12:14,197 --> 00:12:15,406 Good. 263 00:12:15,531 --> 00:12:19,202 I guess that leaves one item of unfinished business between us. 264 00:12:19,786 --> 00:12:21,079 My protecting Buck. 265 00:12:21,162 --> 00:12:22,538 Exactly. 266 00:12:22,747 --> 00:12:24,791 Now why do I sense reluctance here? 267 00:12:24,916 --> 00:12:27,252 And don't talk to me about conflict of interest. 268 00:12:27,377 --> 00:12:29,504 I think it's deeper than that. 269 00:12:29,921 --> 00:12:32,215 Okay. I'll be honest with you. 270 00:12:33,007 --> 00:12:35,843 I think I understand, or maybe even sympathize 271 00:12:35,927 --> 00:12:37,595 with what Buck's going through. 272 00:12:37,679 --> 00:12:39,055 Funny, you don't look like 273 00:12:39,138 --> 00:12:41,683 a man with a degree in abnormal psychologies. 274 00:12:42,141 --> 00:12:45,103 Well, it's hard to explain, Mrs. Gibson. 275 00:12:46,020 --> 00:12:47,438 It's just that... 276 00:12:47,522 --> 00:12:50,108 It's just that a woman wouldn't understand, right? 277 00:12:50,191 --> 00:12:51,693 I didn't say that. 278 00:12:51,818 --> 00:12:53,903 Buck's been very physical all his life. 279 00:12:53,987 --> 00:12:55,488 One day, he wakes up, 280 00:12:55,571 --> 00:12:57,532 sees his beard turning gray, 281 00:12:57,615 --> 00:12:59,158 weighs a couple of extra pounds, 282 00:12:59,284 --> 00:13:00,493 he's a step slower, 283 00:13:00,618 --> 00:13:02,829 maybe even more than a step, so... 284 00:13:02,996 --> 00:13:05,290 So he tries tougher and tougher stunts, 285 00:13:05,373 --> 00:13:07,500 like jumping out of airplanes? 286 00:13:07,625 --> 00:13:09,085 Come on, Mr. Magnum. 287 00:13:09,210 --> 00:13:10,712 That's not youth recaptured. 288 00:13:10,795 --> 00:13:12,005 That's insanity. 289 00:13:12,088 --> 00:13:13,923 I didn't say it was okay. 290 00:13:14,007 --> 00:13:15,383 I just said I understood. 291 00:13:15,633 --> 00:13:18,761 It's like my friends and I when we remember Vietnam. 292 00:13:18,845 --> 00:13:20,972 It was so terrible there, I don't think 293 00:13:21,055 --> 00:13:22,807 there's any words to describe it, and yet... 294 00:13:23,057 --> 00:13:24,892 You were never more alive. 295 00:13:27,395 --> 00:13:30,315 Well, it's not that we're old. 296 00:13:31,232 --> 00:13:33,526 It's just that we're not young anymore. 297 00:13:34,235 --> 00:13:35,862 Because you understand, 298 00:13:35,945 --> 00:13:38,114 you're the one who can help Buck. 299 00:13:38,823 --> 00:13:40,158 Besides, 300 00:13:40,241 --> 00:13:43,161 I don't want him to kill himself before I get my settlement. 301 00:13:43,244 --> 00:13:45,204 So get on with it. 302 00:14:49,243 --> 00:14:51,396 Magnum, I hope I didn't wake you. 303 00:14:51,521 --> 00:14:53,523 But as long as you're up, come on in. 304 00:14:58,444 --> 00:14:59,654 Why? 305 00:14:59,862 --> 00:15:01,489 Why are you shooting at the wall? 306 00:15:01,572 --> 00:15:03,116 Practice, my boy, practice. 307 00:15:03,241 --> 00:15:04,992 Got to keep those reflexes ready. 308 00:15:05,076 --> 00:15:07,703 You know, I don't mean any disrespect, 309 00:15:07,995 --> 00:15:11,207 but if you intend to be a world-class investigator, 310 00:15:11,332 --> 00:15:12,875 you better learn this. 311 00:15:12,959 --> 00:15:15,169 Buck, I only use a gun as a last resort, 312 00:15:15,253 --> 00:15:17,547 but when I do, I got a pretty good idea how to use it. 313 00:15:17,755 --> 00:15:19,298 Yeah, sure, sure, watch this now. 314 00:15:19,382 --> 00:15:22,552 I learned this in kill camp. 315 00:15:25,555 --> 00:15:27,140 Named after Mozambique 316 00:15:27,223 --> 00:15:28,891 because that's where the pattern was established. 317 00:15:28,975 --> 00:15:30,977 I don't care how they shoot in Mozambique. 318 00:15:31,060 --> 00:15:32,645 Here, we only fire when we mean it. 319 00:15:32,854 --> 00:15:34,147 I only fire when I mean it. 320 00:15:34,230 --> 00:15:36,107 And you know what a .45 slug will do. 321 00:15:36,190 --> 00:15:38,151 It could've gone right through and nailed me in bed. 322 00:15:38,234 --> 00:15:41,028 Not to mention the wall. You're destroying Robin's wall. 323 00:15:41,487 --> 00:15:43,197 Did anybody ever tell you that sometimes 324 00:15:43,281 --> 00:15:45,199 you sound exactly like Higgins? 325 00:15:45,408 --> 00:15:46,617 Higgins? 326 00:15:46,868 --> 00:15:48,077 Higgins. 327 00:15:48,161 --> 00:15:49,745 He comes home this morning. 328 00:15:49,829 --> 00:15:51,164 If you really think about it, 329 00:15:51,247 --> 00:15:53,666 I'm... I'm really adding value to the property. 330 00:15:53,749 --> 00:15:54,834 You see, 331 00:15:55,001 --> 00:15:56,836 instead of just a wall with holes in it, 332 00:15:56,919 --> 00:15:59,046 now it's an artistic creation. 333 00:15:59,130 --> 00:16:01,174 I mean, I'll... I'll even sign it. 334 00:16:02,091 --> 00:16:03,342 Magnum? 335 00:16:19,650 --> 00:16:22,195 Higgins. You're back. 336 00:16:22,320 --> 00:16:24,405 That's terrific, but should you be out of bed? 337 00:16:24,447 --> 00:16:26,574 I think I should just walk you back to the house... 338 00:16:26,657 --> 00:16:30,411 I heard gunfire and thought it only prudent to investigate. 339 00:16:30,703 --> 00:16:33,372 Gunfire? Shots? 340 00:16:34,165 --> 00:16:36,334 Well, maybe there were just a couple. 341 00:16:36,417 --> 00:16:38,461 I counted 12, to be exact. 342 00:16:38,544 --> 00:16:40,796 A .45 automatic, from the sound of it, 343 00:16:40,880 --> 00:16:42,965 fired in the international Mozambique pattern, 344 00:16:43,049 --> 00:16:44,425 if I'm not mistaken. 345 00:16:44,509 --> 00:16:47,303 And since that's hardly a technique prominent in divorce court, 346 00:16:47,386 --> 00:16:49,138 the person firing those shots 347 00:16:49,222 --> 00:16:50,556 could only have been... 348 00:16:50,765 --> 00:16:52,767 He's making the bathroom wall famous. 349 00:16:52,892 --> 00:16:53,935 Please. 350 00:16:54,018 --> 00:16:56,646 Spare me the depressingly unimaginative details. 351 00:16:56,854 --> 00:16:59,065 Instead, let me ask you a question, 352 00:16:59,148 --> 00:17:00,733 your opinion, actually, 353 00:17:00,816 --> 00:17:02,485 of the lovely neo-classical fountain 354 00:17:02,568 --> 00:17:04,153 in the courtyard of the estate 355 00:17:04,237 --> 00:17:07,698 and the way it compliments Mr. Masters' new Rolls-Royce. 356 00:17:07,865 --> 00:17:09,617 I think I better get you back to the house. 357 00:17:09,700 --> 00:17:10,868 The walk down here must... 358 00:17:10,952 --> 00:17:14,247 That blank look on your face is, for once, uniquely appropriate, 359 00:17:14,330 --> 00:17:17,291 because there is no fountain, no Rolls-Royce. 360 00:17:17,416 --> 00:17:20,253 On his last visit here, Mr. Gibson destroyed both 361 00:17:20,378 --> 00:17:22,046 when he attempted to jump the fountain 362 00:17:22,129 --> 00:17:23,589 with the car. 363 00:17:23,965 --> 00:17:25,341 Anyone hurt? 364 00:17:26,342 --> 00:17:28,803 One of the gardeners developed hysterical amnesia, 365 00:17:28,886 --> 00:17:30,596 but that is not my point. 366 00:17:30,680 --> 00:17:33,766 Buck Gibson is a demonstrable menace to this household. 367 00:17:33,891 --> 00:17:35,810 And since Mr. Masters is incredibly loyal 368 00:17:35,893 --> 00:17:37,895 to his friends, no matter how undeserving, 369 00:17:37,979 --> 00:17:40,690 a character trait for which you must be daily grateful, 370 00:17:40,815 --> 00:17:42,858 I can't order him off the premises. 371 00:17:43,067 --> 00:17:45,194 It sounds like you want to make some sort of a deal. 372 00:17:46,112 --> 00:17:48,656 A deal? I beg your pardon. 373 00:17:48,906 --> 00:17:51,951 Hire me to protect the place from destruction. 374 00:17:52,034 --> 00:17:53,160 Or worse. 375 00:17:53,369 --> 00:17:54,870 I was under the... 376 00:17:57,999 --> 00:17:59,667 I was under the delusion 377 00:17:59,792 --> 00:18:01,460 that either out of loyalty to Robin 378 00:18:01,544 --> 00:18:04,922 or in your alleged capacity as a security consultant... 379 00:18:05,047 --> 00:18:07,800 That's right. So I'll make it easy on you. No money. 380 00:18:08,009 --> 00:18:09,885 Instead, for three months, 381 00:18:09,969 --> 00:18:12,054 the swimming pool, the billiard room, 382 00:18:12,138 --> 00:18:15,016 the new big-screen TV moved into the guest house, 383 00:18:15,099 --> 00:18:17,059 and free access to the wine cellar. 384 00:18:20,438 --> 00:18:21,731 One month, 385 00:18:21,814 --> 00:18:24,108 but the billiard room and wine cellar are excluded. 386 00:18:27,737 --> 00:18:29,697 Two months. And that's my final... 387 00:18:52,178 --> 00:18:54,764 I have my own high standards as a private investigator, 388 00:18:54,847 --> 00:18:57,308 and there are some cases I just won't take. 389 00:18:57,391 --> 00:18:59,477 Baby-sitting's one of them. 390 00:18:59,560 --> 00:19:00,811 On the other hand, 391 00:19:00,895 --> 00:19:02,438 this was one of those rare moments 392 00:19:02,521 --> 00:19:04,106 when I didn't have an assignment, 393 00:19:04,190 --> 00:19:07,151 and if Joan wanted to pay me for hanging out with Buck, 394 00:19:07,276 --> 00:19:10,112 and if Higgins wanted to give me half the estate, I figured, 395 00:19:10,196 --> 00:19:12,239 what's a couple of beers with a friend? 396 00:19:12,323 --> 00:19:14,617 I mean, what could go wrong having a few beers? 397 00:19:14,700 --> 00:19:16,285 Nothing, right? 398 00:19:19,580 --> 00:19:21,332 Good night. Good night. 399 00:19:25,586 --> 00:19:26,879 Mad Buck! 400 00:19:26,962 --> 00:19:28,673 Over here! 401 00:19:28,756 --> 00:19:31,008 You crazy son of a "B"... 402 00:19:31,759 --> 00:19:33,302 How are you doing? 403 00:19:33,386 --> 00:19:34,970 What are you guys doing here? 404 00:19:35,054 --> 00:19:36,722 When he heard Mad Buck was here, 405 00:19:36,806 --> 00:19:37,932 I couldn't stop him. 406 00:19:38,015 --> 00:19:39,350 Mad Buck. 407 00:19:39,433 --> 00:19:41,060 You know Rick and this is T.C. 408 00:19:41,143 --> 00:19:42,478 He's an associate of mine. 409 00:19:42,561 --> 00:19:43,896 How you doing? Hi, there. 410 00:19:50,986 --> 00:19:53,239 I know you get tired of hearing this, 411 00:19:53,322 --> 00:19:55,408 but I've read all of your books. 412 00:19:55,491 --> 00:19:57,118 No, come on. Not all. 413 00:19:57,201 --> 00:19:58,536 All 27. 414 00:19:58,661 --> 00:20:01,288 My favorite is Curse of the Aztec Goddess. 415 00:20:01,497 --> 00:20:03,833 I mean you're sort of an inspiration to me 416 00:20:04,041 --> 00:20:06,961 because I'm sort of working on something of my own. 417 00:20:07,211 --> 00:20:09,547 Maybe when I finish a chapter, you would read it? 418 00:20:09,672 --> 00:20:11,465 Oh, yeah, you got it, B.C. 419 00:20:11,549 --> 00:20:12,717 T.C. 420 00:20:12,925 --> 00:20:14,218 What are you drinking tonight? 421 00:20:15,052 --> 00:20:19,265 Bazookas all around. Double. 422 00:20:20,057 --> 00:20:21,183 Uh, beer. 423 00:20:22,560 --> 00:20:23,811 War injury. 424 00:20:28,816 --> 00:20:31,152 Yeah, yeah, so anyway, my next favorite one 425 00:20:31,235 --> 00:20:32,653 was Dagger of the Scorpion. 426 00:20:32,737 --> 00:20:35,156 That's where the guy gets the girl in the bathtub... 427 00:20:35,239 --> 00:20:36,532 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 428 00:20:36,607 --> 00:20:38,192 Then she gives him the Mickey. 429 00:20:38,284 --> 00:20:41,328 Hey, Buck, can you really make a Mickey out of aspirin, 430 00:20:41,412 --> 00:20:43,164 baking soda, and aftershave lotion? 431 00:20:43,414 --> 00:20:47,585 Pal, you give me a medicine cabinet, 432 00:20:47,793 --> 00:20:49,879 and I can make a Mickey out of anything. 433 00:20:52,089 --> 00:20:54,467 Well, well, what a surprise, meeting you here. 434 00:20:54,592 --> 00:20:56,260 Don't get up. Don't get up. 435 00:20:56,594 --> 00:20:58,804 - What are you doing here? - Hello. 436 00:20:58,888 --> 00:21:01,056 Jim! Who let this tarantula in? 437 00:21:01,140 --> 00:21:03,726 You're looking well and just as charming as ever. 438 00:21:03,851 --> 00:21:05,102 Well, let me see. 439 00:21:05,186 --> 00:21:06,937 I think I've met all your friends 440 00:21:07,021 --> 00:21:08,564 except for this handsome devil. 441 00:21:08,647 --> 00:21:10,024 Hello, I'm Joan. 442 00:21:10,107 --> 00:21:13,319 Better known in some circles as Mrs. Gibson I. 443 00:21:13,486 --> 00:21:16,155 I wanna find a joint where the rats don't drink with the customers. 444 00:21:16,280 --> 00:21:18,532 Is that a line from Kitten with a Bloody .45? 445 00:21:18,699 --> 00:21:19,950 Magnum, order me a Scotch. 446 00:21:20,159 --> 00:21:21,202 Magnum? 447 00:21:21,327 --> 00:21:23,412 Are you friends with this witch? 448 00:21:23,621 --> 00:21:24,580 W-We've been introduced. 449 00:21:24,789 --> 00:21:26,832 Actually, we're practically going steady. 450 00:21:26,916 --> 00:21:29,126 Buck loves to be titillated. 451 00:21:29,210 --> 00:21:30,836 Oh, and speaking of that, 452 00:21:31,045 --> 00:21:33,297 I have something here that will just 453 00:21:34,215 --> 00:21:36,425 make you so happy. 454 00:21:36,550 --> 00:21:38,636 Here, would you pass this to Mr. Gibson? 455 00:21:38,803 --> 00:21:40,971 It's that court order you've been waiting for, love. 456 00:21:41,055 --> 00:21:43,599 Stuff it back in your purse. I'm not touching it. 457 00:21:43,849 --> 00:21:45,309 Drop it in his lap, T.C. 458 00:21:45,559 --> 00:21:48,020 He doesn't have to besmirch his artistic paws. 459 00:21:55,152 --> 00:21:56,570 Thanks, T.C. 460 00:21:56,654 --> 00:22:00,199 Never let it be said that Buck ever put a pal on the spot. 461 00:22:00,407 --> 00:22:02,201 Here, take this back to your attorney 462 00:22:02,284 --> 00:22:05,037 and shove it in his flat briefcase. 463 00:22:05,371 --> 00:22:08,707 Oh, still the insatiable intellectual curiosity 464 00:22:08,791 --> 00:22:11,126 I fell in love with 20 years ago. 465 00:22:11,377 --> 00:22:13,045 Well, ever mind, snuggles. 466 00:22:13,254 --> 00:22:15,047 I've got a trunk full of these 467 00:22:15,256 --> 00:22:17,091 and a telephone book full of process servers 468 00:22:17,216 --> 00:22:18,467 waiting to deliver them. 469 00:22:18,884 --> 00:22:20,678 I'm gonna wipe you out. 470 00:22:20,803 --> 00:22:23,138 I'm gonna drop your cantaloupe 471 00:22:23,639 --> 00:22:25,599 and furl your sail. 472 00:22:25,766 --> 00:22:27,351 You know, 20 years ago, 473 00:22:27,434 --> 00:22:29,478 Buck Gibson didn't know what a metaphor was. 474 00:22:29,603 --> 00:22:30,980 Now he's mixing them. 475 00:22:31,230 --> 00:22:33,232 Ah! Please don't beg me to stay. 476 00:22:33,440 --> 00:22:35,234 I have to go share this with the world. 477 00:22:35,442 --> 00:22:38,362 Put it in that antsy-pantsy intellectual column you write. 478 00:22:38,445 --> 00:22:41,115 It'll be the best-kept secret in the Western Hemisphere! 479 00:22:43,534 --> 00:22:44,994 What are you lookin' at? 480 00:22:45,119 --> 00:22:46,412 You, loudmouth. 481 00:22:46,579 --> 00:22:49,957 You listen, lard-gut, I'd like a few words with you. 482 00:22:50,165 --> 00:22:51,667 Hey, Buck, Buck, just a second. 483 00:22:51,792 --> 00:22:53,752 No, no, it's too late for him to apologize. 484 00:22:53,836 --> 00:22:55,129 Buck, no, no! Come on. 485 00:22:55,212 --> 00:22:57,506 Will you just stop it? He doesn't... 486 00:23:18,652 --> 00:23:20,905 I think I broke my hand. 487 00:23:23,991 --> 00:23:27,369 "The young weapons specialist, considered by many 488 00:23:27,453 --> 00:23:30,164 to be the handsomest American in Saigon, 489 00:23:30,372 --> 00:23:31,957 stepped from the shower, 490 00:23:32,082 --> 00:23:34,335 water beading from his perfect body. 491 00:23:34,752 --> 00:23:37,755 He smiled at the three eager B-girls and..." 492 00:23:37,838 --> 00:23:40,174 Hey, Rick. How you doing? 493 00:23:40,257 --> 00:23:41,508 Terrific. Hi, guys. 494 00:23:41,592 --> 00:23:43,302 Just, uh, doing some notes for the club. 495 00:23:43,427 --> 00:23:44,553 That's a lie. 496 00:23:44,637 --> 00:23:46,597 You're writing a book about Nam. 497 00:23:47,973 --> 00:23:50,017 Saigon Sex Machine? 498 00:23:50,100 --> 00:23:51,060 Yeah. 499 00:23:51,143 --> 00:23:52,686 Buck makes a $100,000 a year 500 00:23:52,811 --> 00:23:54,229 writing this stuff and I can do it easy. 501 00:23:54,313 --> 00:23:56,565 You write a story about Nam, 502 00:23:56,649 --> 00:23:58,442 and I'll have my lawyers in here tomorrow. 503 00:23:58,525 --> 00:23:59,777 You ain't got a lawyer. 504 00:23:59,860 --> 00:24:00,945 I'll get one. 505 00:24:01,028 --> 00:24:02,196 "...stepped from the shower, 506 00:24:02,404 --> 00:24:04,114 water beading from his perfect body. 507 00:24:04,210 --> 00:24:06,587 He smiled at the three eager B-girls..." 508 00:24:08,160 --> 00:24:11,038 Nurse Chen, please check in at Station 4. 509 00:24:11,205 --> 00:24:14,249 Oh, you look a little downhearted, boy. 510 00:24:14,458 --> 00:24:16,502 I got just the cure for you. 511 00:24:16,585 --> 00:24:19,797 Come join me on my... on my newest adventure. 512 00:24:19,880 --> 00:24:22,049 Hang-gliding to Molokai. 513 00:24:22,132 --> 00:24:23,425 - What? - Yeah. 514 00:24:23,509 --> 00:24:25,678 - Do you know how far that is? - 28 miles. 515 00:24:25,761 --> 00:24:27,846 Across one of the roughest channels in the world? 516 00:24:27,930 --> 00:24:29,974 You got a broken hand, Buck, you got a broken foot. 517 00:24:30,057 --> 00:24:32,935 A few cracked fossils aren't gonna stop Buck Gibson. 518 00:24:33,018 --> 00:24:34,853 Come on. Let's have some fun. Live a little. 519 00:24:34,937 --> 00:24:36,438 You know, that's the trouble with you. 520 00:24:36,522 --> 00:24:38,023 Nothing stops Mad Buck. 521 00:24:38,107 --> 00:24:41,235 I got a friend in here with his jaw wired shut because of you. 522 00:24:41,318 --> 00:24:42,903 And another guy who's ready to kill him 523 00:24:42,987 --> 00:24:44,196 for the same reason. 524 00:24:44,279 --> 00:24:47,574 Well, fans. Aficionados. It's the price of glory. 525 00:24:47,658 --> 00:24:48,826 Buck. 526 00:24:50,911 --> 00:24:52,496 No more stunts. 527 00:24:55,165 --> 00:24:58,127 Or what, pal? 528 00:25:02,965 --> 00:25:04,675 Do you know anything about baseball? 529 00:25:05,551 --> 00:25:07,136 Yeah, a little. 530 00:25:07,261 --> 00:25:09,471 Sandy Koufax used to be a personal friend. 531 00:25:09,555 --> 00:25:10,931 I tried to teach him how to throw... 532 00:25:11,015 --> 00:25:12,433 Ah, yeah. Buck. 533 00:25:12,683 --> 00:25:15,269 Well, see, I wanted to throw like Sandy, too. 534 00:25:15,477 --> 00:25:17,146 As a matter of fact, I was pretty good. 535 00:25:17,229 --> 00:25:19,440 I made starting pitcher on our baseball team. 536 00:25:19,606 --> 00:25:22,401 That was a big deal because we'd been state champs for two years. 537 00:25:22,484 --> 00:25:23,527 Uh-huh. 538 00:25:23,610 --> 00:25:25,070 Yeah, I was pretty tough. 539 00:25:25,154 --> 00:25:27,573 Threw real hard, and my fastball moved real good. 540 00:25:27,623 --> 00:25:30,367 I had a curve ball 541 00:25:30,784 --> 00:25:32,494 so sweet it would break your heart. 542 00:25:33,537 --> 00:25:34,955 So, you know what? 543 00:25:35,330 --> 00:25:38,500 Every day after practice, I just expected this 544 00:25:38,625 --> 00:25:42,296 big-league scout to be waiting with Sandy Koufax's uniform. 545 00:25:43,130 --> 00:25:44,339 Yeah. 546 00:25:44,423 --> 00:25:45,758 I know what you mean. 547 00:25:45,966 --> 00:25:47,217 No, you don't. 548 00:25:48,594 --> 00:25:50,304 No, you don't, Buck, 549 00:25:50,512 --> 00:25:52,389 because the scout never came. 550 00:25:52,973 --> 00:25:55,476 See, there was this other guy on the team, 551 00:25:55,559 --> 00:25:57,436 and he practiced just as hard. 552 00:25:57,561 --> 00:25:59,438 And it came time for the state championship. 553 00:25:59,646 --> 00:26:01,482 The coach started the other kid. 554 00:26:02,399 --> 00:26:03,984 And I took it pretty hard. 555 00:26:04,068 --> 00:26:05,486 Yeah. 556 00:26:05,819 --> 00:26:07,946 Actually, worse than pretty hard. 557 00:26:08,072 --> 00:26:09,740 But I'll tell you something. 558 00:26:10,282 --> 00:26:11,700 My dad 559 00:26:13,869 --> 00:26:15,579 did me a big favor. 560 00:26:15,788 --> 00:26:17,873 Made me really understand something. 561 00:26:18,415 --> 00:26:19,958 About trying harder 562 00:26:20,084 --> 00:26:22,294 or "Not everybody can be a winner"? 563 00:26:22,377 --> 00:26:24,046 No. Not that. 564 00:26:25,589 --> 00:26:30,469 He said, uh, "Athletics only last a summer, 565 00:26:31,178 --> 00:26:33,055 however long that summer is." 566 00:26:36,183 --> 00:26:37,518 Meaning what? 567 00:26:37,768 --> 00:26:40,104 That physical ability is important, 568 00:26:40,312 --> 00:26:42,773 but you can't define your life that way 569 00:26:42,856 --> 00:26:44,316 because it doesn't last 570 00:26:44,691 --> 00:26:46,401 and life goes on. 571 00:26:49,154 --> 00:26:51,448 So all I'm trying to say, Buck, 572 00:26:52,366 --> 00:26:54,827 is you can be exactly what you are. 573 00:26:55,452 --> 00:26:58,872 You don't have to keep pulling these crazy stunts. 574 00:26:59,957 --> 00:27:02,334 That's where you're wrong, buddy boy. 575 00:27:03,418 --> 00:27:04,878 I do. 576 00:27:17,516 --> 00:27:20,102 Excuse me, are you a friend of Mr. Gibson's? 577 00:27:20,227 --> 00:27:23,355 Not exactly. Uh, yes. 578 00:27:23,772 --> 00:27:25,399 I'm the ER resident. 579 00:27:25,607 --> 00:27:28,318 I wanted to ask you a couple of questions about his medical history. 580 00:27:28,527 --> 00:27:29,903 Excuse me, doctor. 581 00:27:30,028 --> 00:27:31,864 Shouldn't you be getting that from him? 582 00:27:31,989 --> 00:27:33,866 Believe me, I tried. 583 00:27:34,032 --> 00:27:36,994 Mr. Gibson doesn't seem to have much regard for doctors. 584 00:27:37,578 --> 00:27:40,080 If you have any influence with him, 585 00:27:40,330 --> 00:27:42,583 urge him to go in for a complete physical. 586 00:27:42,916 --> 00:27:44,209 Is something wrong? 587 00:27:44,334 --> 00:27:45,627 Other than his fractures? 588 00:27:46,461 --> 00:27:47,880 That's just it. 589 00:27:47,963 --> 00:27:50,841 Sometimes almost spontaneous fractures 590 00:27:50,924 --> 00:27:53,010 like these can be indicative of 591 00:27:53,135 --> 00:27:54,970 a more serious disease. 592 00:27:56,263 --> 00:27:59,183 Doctor, there's nothing spontaneous about his fractures. 593 00:27:59,266 --> 00:28:01,185 First, parachuting in on the beach. 594 00:28:01,268 --> 00:28:03,562 And then the guy in the bar must have weighed... 595 00:28:03,645 --> 00:28:06,231 300 pounds, easy, and a fist like King Kong. 596 00:28:06,315 --> 00:28:08,609 Yeah, Buck did let a few details slip. 597 00:28:09,026 --> 00:28:10,527 Only thing, 598 00:28:10,611 --> 00:28:12,613 there was absolutely no trauma 599 00:28:12,696 --> 00:28:15,240 to the foot and none to the hand. 600 00:28:15,490 --> 00:28:17,326 I can find no relation whatever between 601 00:28:17,409 --> 00:28:20,454 these fractures and Mr. Gibson's stunts. 602 00:28:28,212 --> 00:28:30,839 There was a lull in the Buck Gibson storm. 603 00:28:31,048 --> 00:28:33,050 And I was going to take advantage of it. 604 00:28:33,133 --> 00:28:36,220 The doctor had started my little voice talking. 605 00:28:36,303 --> 00:28:38,555 And I didn't like what it was saying. 606 00:28:38,805 --> 00:28:40,515 Now, I make it a rule of honor 607 00:28:40,641 --> 00:28:43,143 to always respect another man's privacy. 608 00:28:43,227 --> 00:28:46,647 But, after all, it was still my bathroom. 609 00:29:00,953 --> 00:29:02,537 Uh, Jimmy. 610 00:29:02,788 --> 00:29:05,040 Jimmy never would give me his recipe. 611 00:29:05,165 --> 00:29:09,002 But I think I got his old Bazooka all figured out. 612 00:29:09,378 --> 00:29:12,172 Two kinds of rum. Dark rum, light rum, 613 00:29:12,936 --> 00:29:16,315 uh, guava and crème de menthe. 614 00:29:17,010 --> 00:29:18,637 What do you think, huh? 615 00:29:19,638 --> 00:29:21,473 Yeah, well, it smells close enough, all right. 616 00:29:22,808 --> 00:29:25,018 Uh, say, Buck, you will tell me the truth on this, won't you? 617 00:29:25,102 --> 00:29:26,311 Ooh, absolutely. 618 00:29:26,395 --> 00:29:28,855 Brutally honest, old man, brutally honest. 619 00:29:28,981 --> 00:29:30,565 Now let's see. 620 00:29:30,774 --> 00:29:32,776 "He stepped from the shower, 621 00:29:32,985 --> 00:29:34,820 "black and chiseled. 622 00:29:35,028 --> 00:29:37,864 "The enveloping steam was like smoke. 623 00:29:37,990 --> 00:29:40,409 Otis was ready for the night." 624 00:29:44,162 --> 00:29:45,914 It needs ouzo. 625 00:29:46,873 --> 00:29:48,166 Ouzo? 626 00:29:48,250 --> 00:29:49,918 Yeah, yeah, lacks character. 627 00:29:50,043 --> 00:29:51,044 Otis? 628 00:29:51,169 --> 00:29:52,379 Otis? 629 00:29:52,921 --> 00:29:56,383 Otis! Oh, no, I like it, I like it so far. 630 00:29:56,466 --> 00:29:59,136 It's... it's got, uh, guts. 631 00:30:00,137 --> 00:30:01,513 Yeah, guts. 632 00:30:01,596 --> 00:30:03,557 Oh, wait till you get to the tattoo scene. 633 00:30:03,640 --> 00:30:05,267 I got plenty of guts there. 634 00:30:07,519 --> 00:30:09,479 Yeah, I can hardly wait. 635 00:30:11,565 --> 00:30:13,066 Now, listen. 636 00:30:13,358 --> 00:30:15,527 Uh, T.C., I really want to do this justice. 637 00:30:15,652 --> 00:30:17,654 But I... I think I can give it a better read 638 00:30:17,738 --> 00:30:19,656 if I'm all by myself. 639 00:30:20,532 --> 00:30:22,826 Yeah, sure. I don't want to mess with your concentration. 640 00:30:22,909 --> 00:30:25,287 A-Alone, you know what I mean? 641 00:30:25,620 --> 00:30:27,497 Oh, yeah, sure, sure. 642 00:30:27,664 --> 00:30:29,916 - You don't mind, do you? - Oh, no. No. 643 00:30:30,000 --> 00:30:31,501 Wanna take your drink with you? 644 00:30:31,585 --> 00:30:34,338 Uh, no, I don't like to drink and drive, you know. 645 00:30:35,464 --> 00:30:36,923 Yeah. 646 00:30:56,109 --> 00:30:58,153 Magnificent, isn't it? 647 00:30:59,946 --> 00:31:01,823 You talking about the scenery 648 00:31:01,907 --> 00:31:03,367 or about Buck? 649 00:31:03,450 --> 00:31:04,856 Why, Mr. Magnum, 650 00:31:04,951 --> 00:31:07,329 I didn't know you were a man who liked riddles. 651 00:31:07,412 --> 00:31:10,207 Well, I don't very much. I prefer straight talk. 652 00:31:10,332 --> 00:31:12,167 Straight answers. 653 00:31:12,584 --> 00:31:15,212 Sounds like you, uh, have some questions. 654 00:31:15,337 --> 00:31:16,922 Yes, I do. 655 00:31:17,255 --> 00:31:19,591 Starting with the pills Buck takes, 656 00:31:19,758 --> 00:31:22,469 and the bones that were broken for no reason, 657 00:31:22,594 --> 00:31:24,805 and Dr. Murphy in New York. 658 00:31:25,013 --> 00:31:26,765 You talked to Dr. Murphy? 659 00:31:26,848 --> 00:31:29,309 - How did you know about... - Prescription bottle. 660 00:31:29,393 --> 00:31:31,019 But he wouldn't tell me anything. 661 00:31:31,103 --> 00:31:33,397 A patient's records are confidential. 662 00:31:33,522 --> 00:31:35,732 But his voice sure told me something. 663 00:31:37,526 --> 00:31:39,653 You know, Magnum, I thought I was hiring a bodyguard, 664 00:31:39,736 --> 00:31:41,446 not a detective. 665 00:31:41,863 --> 00:31:43,281 How bad is it, Joan? 666 00:31:43,365 --> 00:31:45,033 Probably nothing at all. 667 00:31:45,117 --> 00:31:46,326 Or? 668 00:31:46,410 --> 00:31:48,120 Look. 669 00:31:48,328 --> 00:31:51,289 Buck has had a calcium problem since he was 20 years old. 670 00:31:51,415 --> 00:31:53,583 If he doesn't take his pills... 671 00:31:53,792 --> 00:31:56,503 Why does everyone automatically jump... 672 00:32:08,348 --> 00:32:10,851 They ran a complete battery of tests on him 673 00:32:10,976 --> 00:32:12,894 72 hours ago in New York. 674 00:32:14,771 --> 00:32:17,190 We should know something by today. 675 00:32:18,400 --> 00:32:21,194 But will Buck hang around New York? 676 00:32:21,319 --> 00:32:24,322 No. He has to fly off here on an adventure. 677 00:32:25,866 --> 00:32:28,201 Dr. Murphy was good enough to tell me about it. 678 00:32:30,162 --> 00:32:31,746 So you made up the whole story 679 00:32:31,830 --> 00:32:33,540 about the alimony so I'd stop him... 680 00:32:33,605 --> 00:32:35,834 To keep him from making a fool of himself. 681 00:32:36,084 --> 00:32:39,754 And I wish I could think of one good reason why I'm bothering. 682 00:32:39,880 --> 00:32:41,840 Now if you come up with something preposterous 683 00:32:41,923 --> 00:32:45,719 like I still care about him, or what he's doing or how... 684 00:32:48,346 --> 00:32:50,390 God, I wish I had a cigarette. 685 00:32:54,436 --> 00:32:55,687 Oh, no. 686 00:32:55,770 --> 00:32:57,606 Stop! Stop this instant! 687 00:32:57,689 --> 00:32:59,024 Relax, Higgins, 688 00:32:59,107 --> 00:33:00,817 you got to blow it all once in a while. 689 00:33:00,901 --> 00:33:02,861 I forbid you to... 690 00:33:04,905 --> 00:33:06,031 You were supposed to protect... 691 00:33:06,114 --> 00:33:07,574 Higgins, give me the keys to the Audi. 692 00:33:07,657 --> 00:33:10,285 - If anything happens to that car... - Come on, I'm losing time. 693 00:33:45,612 --> 00:33:46,863 You idiot! 694 00:33:48,615 --> 00:33:49,950 Come on. 695 00:33:56,164 --> 00:33:57,582 You wanna race? 696 00:33:57,666 --> 00:33:59,167 Buck, pull over. 697 00:33:59,292 --> 00:34:00,669 I'll spot you points. 698 00:34:00,752 --> 00:34:01,962 Pull over. 699 00:34:02,045 --> 00:34:03,171 Meet you back at the club. 700 00:34:21,648 --> 00:34:24,109 I was looking at several very grim possibilities 701 00:34:24,234 --> 00:34:26,027 involving the destruction of Buck, 702 00:34:26,111 --> 00:34:27,946 the Ferrari, innocent bystanders, 703 00:34:28,029 --> 00:34:29,698 or any combination thereof. 704 00:34:34,536 --> 00:34:36,621 There were much fewer good possibilities 705 00:34:36,705 --> 00:34:39,165 and they didn't come readily to mind. 706 00:34:44,087 --> 00:34:45,463 Look out! 707 00:35:02,772 --> 00:35:04,190 I'm out of the race. 708 00:35:04,316 --> 00:35:06,484 - Get out of the car. - It was those goats. 709 00:35:06,776 --> 00:35:09,362 Why do I always brake for animals? 710 00:35:09,583 --> 00:35:11,072 Get out of the car! 711 00:35:11,156 --> 00:35:12,407 All right, all right, 712 00:35:12,490 --> 00:35:14,034 what's... what's the matter with you, boy? 713 00:35:14,117 --> 00:35:15,952 You take a risk like that. 714 00:35:16,077 --> 00:35:17,454 This is my skin. 715 00:35:17,579 --> 00:35:18,872 And Robin's car. 716 00:35:18,947 --> 00:35:21,249 He can buy another one. He can afford it, so can I. 717 00:35:21,374 --> 00:35:22,959 And what about those people you almost killed, 718 00:35:23,043 --> 00:35:24,336 can they buy another life? 719 00:35:24,461 --> 00:35:27,088 Magnum, old boy, nobody was hurt. 720 00:35:27,356 --> 00:35:29,317 By some incredible stroke of luck! 721 00:35:29,424 --> 00:35:32,218 Look, Buck, if you want to kill yourself, leave the rest of the world out of it. 722 00:35:32,302 --> 00:35:34,304 We'd like to live a few more years. 723 00:35:37,599 --> 00:35:38,767 Yeah. 724 00:35:40,352 --> 00:35:42,729 Buck, I know all about it. 725 00:35:44,481 --> 00:35:46,941 Joan says that the doctor thinks the odds are 726 00:35:47,025 --> 00:35:48,610 it's just your calcium deficiency. 727 00:35:48,735 --> 00:35:50,320 Calcium deficiency? 728 00:35:52,030 --> 00:35:54,032 Oh, Magnum. 729 00:35:54,232 --> 00:35:57,494 Magnum, old boy, don't you have any sensibilities? 730 00:35:57,869 --> 00:36:00,038 I'm a gambler. Well, I'm a writer. 731 00:36:00,121 --> 00:36:01,873 All writers are gamblers. 732 00:36:04,334 --> 00:36:06,419 I'm a carefree, happy-go-lucky, 733 00:36:06,920 --> 00:36:08,797 adventuresome... 734 00:36:10,090 --> 00:36:11,633 You know... 735 00:36:11,758 --> 00:36:14,594 You see, I... I have... I have got to have 736 00:36:14,719 --> 00:36:16,513 some fatal disease. 737 00:36:16,930 --> 00:36:18,056 It's poetic. 738 00:36:18,306 --> 00:36:19,599 Yeah. 739 00:36:23,019 --> 00:36:26,106 Oh, boy, I'm tired. Bone-tired. 740 00:36:26,189 --> 00:36:28,441 Like I've never been tired before. 741 00:36:32,195 --> 00:36:34,864 I don't want to take that call from Murphy. 742 00:36:34,989 --> 00:36:37,575 I don't want to know the results of the tests. 743 00:36:39,577 --> 00:36:41,204 Come on, you got me talking maudlin. 744 00:36:41,329 --> 00:36:43,331 I hate that. Take me home, will you? 745 00:36:44,958 --> 00:36:48,962 Well, if I have to wait for that call with... with anybody, 746 00:36:49,337 --> 00:36:51,005 it might as well be you. 747 00:36:53,758 --> 00:36:55,885 "His massive biceps bulging, 748 00:36:56,010 --> 00:36:58,179 his muscular chest covered with sweat, 749 00:36:58,346 --> 00:37:00,390 Otis pulled Lotus Blossom's willing, 750 00:37:00,473 --> 00:37:02,517 heaving body into the chopper. 751 00:37:02,600 --> 00:37:04,853 As she covered his face with desperate kisses, 752 00:37:04,936 --> 00:37:06,187 he fired his engine 753 00:37:06,312 --> 00:37:09,107 determined to rescue the man who had sworn to kill him." 754 00:37:09,190 --> 00:37:12,736 Well, the plot is thin, but it really isn't bad. 755 00:37:12,944 --> 00:37:14,195 Coffee? 756 00:37:14,320 --> 00:37:16,156 Uh, yeah, sure. Why not? 757 00:37:24,054 --> 00:37:25,457 Answer that, will you? 758 00:37:31,296 --> 00:37:34,174 Hello. Yeah, just a second. 759 00:37:37,051 --> 00:37:38,094 T.C. 760 00:37:38,178 --> 00:37:39,304 Oh. 761 00:37:44,225 --> 00:37:46,352 Hiya, T.C. How you doin'? 762 00:37:46,978 --> 00:37:50,565 Yeah, yeah. No, no, I haven't finished it yet. 763 00:37:50,648 --> 00:37:52,484 But so far, so good. 764 00:37:53,109 --> 00:37:55,278 Yeah, I'll let you know just as soon as I do. 765 00:37:55,487 --> 00:37:58,156 Oh, you're... you're very welcome. Goodbye. 766 00:38:02,619 --> 00:38:05,330 "Otis could feel Lotus Blossom's kiss. 767 00:38:05,413 --> 00:38:07,290 It seemed to cling to his lips." 768 00:38:14,798 --> 00:38:16,883 That's it. I've had it. 769 00:38:16,966 --> 00:38:19,093 I'm going down to the Aloha. I need a Bazooka. 770 00:38:19,177 --> 00:38:21,638 - Come on, Buck. - Take a message. 771 00:38:23,223 --> 00:38:25,934 Hello. Yeah. Just a second. 772 00:38:26,226 --> 00:38:27,644 It's New York. 773 00:38:29,938 --> 00:38:31,481 It's Dr. Murphy. 774 00:38:55,338 --> 00:38:56,756 Hiya, Murph. How you doing? 775 00:38:56,840 --> 00:38:58,550 How's things in the Big Apple? 776 00:38:59,384 --> 00:39:01,511 Yeah, sure, I'm sitting down. Why? 777 00:39:03,221 --> 00:39:05,098 No kiddin'. 778 00:39:05,723 --> 00:39:07,350 You're kidding! 779 00:39:07,725 --> 00:39:09,894 That's marvelous. 780 00:39:10,061 --> 00:39:12,480 Thank you, thank you, Murph. Yeah, thank you very much. 781 00:39:12,605 --> 00:39:14,315 I'll see you. Goodbye. 782 00:39:15,692 --> 00:39:18,319 I don't believe it. It's too corny. 783 00:39:18,611 --> 00:39:19,779 What? 784 00:39:21,197 --> 00:39:23,908 I really do have bone cancer. 785 00:39:25,285 --> 00:39:27,328 I'm really gonna die. 786 00:39:39,215 --> 00:39:42,010 Buck didn't seem as shaken by the news as you'd expect. 787 00:39:42,343 --> 00:39:44,220 That made me suspicious. 788 00:39:44,387 --> 00:39:47,432 Unfortunately, it didn't make me suspicious enough. 789 00:39:47,515 --> 00:39:49,142 That evening we had a few drinks, 790 00:39:49,225 --> 00:39:51,644 and Buck put a little surprise in mine. 791 00:39:51,853 --> 00:39:54,063 He proved a Mickey Finn really could be made 792 00:39:54,147 --> 00:39:56,274 from what was in a medicine cabinet. 793 00:39:57,275 --> 00:39:59,569 I had no idea how long he'd been gone. 794 00:39:59,819 --> 00:40:01,863 I had no idea what he was up to. 795 00:40:01,988 --> 00:40:05,033 All I had was the worst headache of my life. 796 00:40:07,952 --> 00:40:09,454 Magnum! 797 00:40:11,497 --> 00:40:12,957 Come in. 798 00:40:18,046 --> 00:40:20,089 I spoke to Dr. Murphy. You knew. 799 00:40:20,715 --> 00:40:22,759 You found out yesterday? 800 00:40:22,884 --> 00:40:24,344 Why didn't you tell me? 801 00:40:24,469 --> 00:40:25,970 He made me promise I wouldn't. 802 00:40:26,054 --> 00:40:27,013 So what? 803 00:40:27,138 --> 00:40:28,389 Look, Joan, it's his life. 804 00:40:28,473 --> 00:40:29,849 I hired you. 805 00:40:29,933 --> 00:40:30,975 Yeah, to protect him. 806 00:40:31,059 --> 00:40:32,644 And that's what I did, or at least I tried. 807 00:40:32,852 --> 00:40:35,563 Well, not good enough. Not good enough at all. 808 00:40:35,688 --> 00:40:36,814 Now, where is he? 809 00:40:37,023 --> 00:40:38,191 I don't know. 810 00:40:38,274 --> 00:40:39,692 "Sorry for the grief, pal. 811 00:40:39,776 --> 00:40:41,069 I'm taking off for Asgard. 812 00:40:41,194 --> 00:40:43,071 Tell Joan she's a brick. Buck." 813 00:40:43,154 --> 00:40:44,405 Oh, the vanity... 814 00:40:44,530 --> 00:40:45,615 Where is Asgard? 815 00:40:45,698 --> 00:40:47,909 Not "where," Magnum, "what." 816 00:40:48,201 --> 00:40:50,870 Asgard is Norse mythology, 817 00:40:50,954 --> 00:40:53,414 it's the home of slain heroes. 818 00:40:53,623 --> 00:40:56,542 Now we've got to find him before it's too late. 819 00:40:56,626 --> 00:40:58,169 Joan, he could be anywhere. 820 00:40:58,419 --> 00:40:59,921 But there's a treatment. 821 00:41:00,046 --> 00:41:03,299 Dr. Murphy said he could... he could have a remission. 822 00:41:04,592 --> 00:41:08,012 Please, Magnum, we can't just let him write himself off. 823 00:41:10,223 --> 00:41:11,766 I know that. 824 00:41:22,610 --> 00:41:23,903 Higgins. 825 00:41:23,987 --> 00:41:25,571 Oh, Magnum. 826 00:41:25,905 --> 00:41:27,573 Glorious morning, eh? 827 00:41:27,699 --> 00:41:28,825 Have you seen Buck? 828 00:41:28,908 --> 00:41:31,911 Obviously. Why else would I characterize the morning as glorious? 829 00:41:32,127 --> 00:41:34,163 - What do you mean? - Don't you feel it, Magnum? 830 00:41:34,372 --> 00:41:36,582 The comforting void of Buck's absence. 831 00:41:36,791 --> 00:41:38,167 Did he say anything? 832 00:41:38,251 --> 00:41:39,544 My, you're grim today. 833 00:41:39,627 --> 00:41:41,212 Has he broken one of your few possessions? 834 00:41:41,295 --> 00:41:43,006 Did he say anything, Higgins? 835 00:41:43,131 --> 00:41:45,133 Yes. And quite out of character. 836 00:41:45,258 --> 00:41:47,885 He apologized for any inconvenience he might have caused 837 00:41:47,969 --> 00:41:50,013 and left a blank check to cover damages. 838 00:41:50,096 --> 00:41:53,224 Gave me the impression he would be gone for some time. 839 00:41:53,766 --> 00:41:55,226 Is something wrong? 840 00:41:55,351 --> 00:41:57,186 You have any idea where he was going? 841 00:41:57,270 --> 00:41:58,938 That, I'm afraid, is between Buck 842 00:41:59,022 --> 00:42:00,440 and the cabby who called for him. 843 00:42:02,108 --> 00:42:04,027 Magnum, what's going on? 844 00:42:11,409 --> 00:42:13,327 If Buck was saying goodbye, 845 00:42:13,411 --> 00:42:16,497 I knew one place in Honolulu he'd be sure to go. 846 00:42:16,622 --> 00:42:18,833 I just hoped I wasn't too late. 847 00:42:30,553 --> 00:42:31,763 Excuse me. 848 00:42:31,888 --> 00:42:34,265 Oh, it's the beer drinker. 849 00:42:34,374 --> 00:42:35,933 Is Buck around? 850 00:42:37,477 --> 00:42:39,103 Look, it's important. 851 00:42:39,187 --> 00:42:42,356 What a man does, where he goes, 852 00:42:42,440 --> 00:42:45,526 that's his business, not mine. 853 00:42:45,735 --> 00:42:48,029 I'm not a cop. I'm not a process server. 854 00:42:48,112 --> 00:42:49,655 I'm a friend of his. 855 00:42:51,574 --> 00:42:55,995 I never met a friend of Buck's who didn't drink a Bazooka. 856 00:42:58,289 --> 00:43:00,458 I'm trying to save his life! 857 00:43:13,387 --> 00:43:16,474 He was in here. But he's gone. 858 00:43:16,599 --> 00:43:17,892 What did he say? 859 00:43:17,975 --> 00:43:21,479 Nothing much. Just "aloha." 860 00:43:22,355 --> 00:43:24,065 And something about 861 00:43:24,273 --> 00:43:26,734 a new world's record hand-gliding. 862 00:43:27,985 --> 00:43:29,529 Molokai. 863 00:43:57,390 --> 00:44:00,768 Well, Magnum, I see you made it up in time to see me off. 864 00:44:01,018 --> 00:44:02,270 How's your head? 865 00:44:04,897 --> 00:44:06,816 Ah, what a glorious morning for flying. 866 00:44:06,899 --> 00:44:08,192 Look at Molokai out there. 867 00:44:08,276 --> 00:44:11,696 So close, I almost think I'm tempted to do it without wings. 868 00:44:11,779 --> 00:44:13,406 Buck, just stop it. Just cut it out. 869 00:44:13,531 --> 00:44:14,782 What are you sayin'? 870 00:44:14,866 --> 00:44:16,826 I'm sayin'... You know what I'm sayin'. 871 00:44:16,951 --> 00:44:19,162 I'm not gonna let you do it. Now let's get out of here. 872 00:44:19,287 --> 00:44:20,454 No way. 873 00:44:20,538 --> 00:44:23,583 I like the odds here a lot better than in New York. 874 00:44:23,666 --> 00:44:26,961 There aren't any odds here, Buck, and you know it. 875 00:44:27,086 --> 00:44:28,754 Come on, Buck, you've got a chance. 876 00:44:28,838 --> 00:44:29,839 The doctor says... 877 00:44:29,964 --> 00:44:32,216 Doctor! That's no doctor. That man is... 878 00:44:32,425 --> 00:44:36,721 No, no. He's gonna cut me up. I'll die in little pieces. 879 00:44:36,846 --> 00:44:39,265 And what's the alternative, Buck? Suicide? 880 00:44:39,348 --> 00:44:41,559 Come on, you're not a quitter. You're a fighter. 881 00:44:41,642 --> 00:44:43,311 At least I always thought so. 882 00:44:43,394 --> 00:44:45,438 And so did a lot of your readers, like T.C. 883 00:44:45,521 --> 00:44:47,064 They respect the way you live. 884 00:44:47,190 --> 00:44:49,233 Well, then, for God's sake, 885 00:44:49,309 --> 00:44:51,194 let them respect the way I'm gonna die. 886 00:44:51,340 --> 00:44:52,130 Come on. 887 00:44:52,361 --> 00:44:54,614 Is this the way it's going to end up with you and me? 888 00:44:54,739 --> 00:44:56,324 Wrassling around here in the dirt 889 00:44:56,449 --> 00:44:58,284 before you drag me down to your car? 890 00:44:58,409 --> 00:44:59,911 Pal, come on. 891 00:45:00,286 --> 00:45:02,079 Don't do this to me. 892 00:45:02,163 --> 00:45:04,081 Well, then I won't do it to you. 893 00:45:04,207 --> 00:45:05,875 I'll tell it to that little kid 894 00:45:05,947 --> 00:45:08,824 who had a curve ball that would break your heart. 895 00:45:09,253 --> 00:45:12,048 And who ached for Sandy Koufax's uniform. 896 00:45:12,256 --> 00:45:14,926 You see, because I had a fantasy, too, once. 897 00:45:15,384 --> 00:45:20,890 Never, never, ever, was I gonna be afraid of death. 898 00:45:21,224 --> 00:45:23,726 - What? - Oh, yeah, always. 899 00:45:24,352 --> 00:45:26,520 Always hated myself for it. 900 00:45:27,688 --> 00:45:29,065 Yeah, I always... 901 00:45:29,148 --> 00:45:30,983 I always ran just a little 902 00:45:31,067 --> 00:45:32,818 too far out in front of the bulls 903 00:45:32,902 --> 00:45:34,654 when we ran with them in Spain. 904 00:45:34,779 --> 00:45:39,242 I always pulled the ripcord just one instant too soon. 905 00:45:41,035 --> 00:45:42,787 I was always afraid of dying. 906 00:45:44,372 --> 00:45:47,041 But now Death has screwed up. 907 00:45:47,250 --> 00:45:49,043 He's overplayed his hand. 908 00:45:49,293 --> 00:45:52,546 You see, it's the only thing 909 00:45:53,047 --> 00:45:55,508 that we're really afraid of in death. 910 00:45:55,758 --> 00:45:58,844 We know it's inevitable, we just don't know when. 911 00:45:58,970 --> 00:46:02,848 But now, don't you see, now, I know 912 00:46:03,099 --> 00:46:05,393 that Death can't cheat me of life, 913 00:46:05,518 --> 00:46:07,645 can't cheat me of... of really, 914 00:46:07,853 --> 00:46:09,981 truly living a full life. 915 00:46:11,107 --> 00:46:15,820 Because now, 916 00:46:16,070 --> 00:46:19,657 I don't have to hold back something 917 00:46:19,865 --> 00:46:23,077 to save for tomorrow, for next year, next summer. 918 00:46:23,327 --> 00:46:25,371 Now, I know that there never will be 919 00:46:26,372 --> 00:46:27,957 another summer. 920 00:46:29,292 --> 00:46:31,711 I know there never will be another 921 00:46:32,295 --> 00:46:34,797 morning quite as glorious as this. 922 00:46:36,549 --> 00:46:38,175 You see, I won 923 00:46:38,926 --> 00:46:41,012 because I've nothing to lose. 924 00:46:42,388 --> 00:46:44,181 What about Joan, Buck? 925 00:46:44,932 --> 00:46:46,684 You know, she loves you very much. 926 00:46:46,934 --> 00:46:49,270 Joan? Tell Joan... 927 00:46:49,645 --> 00:46:50,938 What, Buck? 928 00:46:51,105 --> 00:46:52,565 Tell Joan she's a good woman, 929 00:46:52,653 --> 00:46:54,247 and I'll meet her for lunch on Molokai. 930 00:46:55,818 --> 00:46:58,446 Give me a hand here, will you, and get this thing aloft. 931 00:47:07,163 --> 00:47:08,456 Buck. 932 00:47:09,957 --> 00:47:12,710 What's a pal for if not to see a pal off, huh? 933 00:47:14,757 --> 00:47:16,213 Okay, drop the nose. 934 00:47:36,275 --> 00:47:38,277 Don't look so grim, Magnum. 935 00:47:38,402 --> 00:47:40,404 With my luck, I'll make it.