1 00:00:00,171 --> 00:00:02,938 Keep the police out of it if you want to see your husband alive again. 2 00:00:05,899 --> 00:00:08,569 You left $500,000 3 00:00:08,652 --> 00:00:10,487 in a crate on the side of the road? 4 00:00:10,654 --> 00:00:13,115 It was ransom money, and those were the instructions. 5 00:00:13,282 --> 00:00:16,076 Do you expect me to hop over all 13 of these islands? 6 00:00:16,326 --> 00:00:18,120 That's the name of your service, isn't it? 7 00:00:18,203 --> 00:00:19,955 Island Hoppers? 8 00:00:20,497 --> 00:00:22,791 Go, Kaholo! 9 00:00:23,000 --> 00:00:23,709 Where is she? 10 00:00:23,834 --> 00:00:25,252 He brought disgrace to the family. 11 00:00:25,419 --> 00:00:28,005 My daughter is doing the only honorable thing. 12 00:00:28,213 --> 00:00:29,131 Mitsue. 13 00:02:24,788 --> 00:02:26,206 Just think of it. 14 00:02:26,373 --> 00:02:28,333 All those shrimp down there, 15 00:02:28,458 --> 00:02:30,127 just swimming around, 16 00:02:30,210 --> 00:02:32,170 waiting for somebody to serve them up for dinner. 17 00:02:32,254 --> 00:02:34,381 Thousands and thousands of 'em. 18 00:02:34,856 --> 00:02:36,592 You know what it reminds me of? 19 00:02:36,800 --> 00:02:38,427 Did I ever tell you about my run-in 20 00:02:38,552 --> 00:02:40,137 with African army ants? 21 00:02:41,430 --> 00:02:43,890 Talk about intelligence. Not like these guys. 22 00:02:43,974 --> 00:02:46,727 If these shrimps were like those ants, they'd be eatin' us. 23 00:02:46,810 --> 00:02:48,812 Huh, anyway, 24 00:02:49,104 --> 00:02:52,608 there I was just lying in my tent. 25 00:02:59,865 --> 00:03:02,200 You're a beautiful woman, Mitsue. 26 00:03:06,705 --> 00:03:08,707 Come on, we better get goin'. 27 00:03:08,874 --> 00:03:10,292 I'll tell you what, 28 00:03:10,500 --> 00:03:12,085 after we go see this property, 29 00:03:12,210 --> 00:03:14,796 why don't we go out, have a real fancy dinner? 30 00:03:14,921 --> 00:03:17,466 Someplace where they charge $10 for a cup of coffee 31 00:03:17,591 --> 00:03:20,177 and the waiter would do anything but chew your food for you. 32 00:03:24,139 --> 00:03:25,807 Good afternoon, Mr. And Mrs. McWilliams. 33 00:03:25,891 --> 00:03:27,059 Hello, George. How's your day? 34 00:03:27,142 --> 00:03:28,143 Ah, okay, thanks. 35 00:03:28,268 --> 00:03:29,561 I just wish it'd go a little faster. 36 00:03:29,645 --> 00:03:31,438 - Big plans for the evening? - You got it. 37 00:03:31,521 --> 00:03:32,939 You want me to take that to the lab? 38 00:03:33,007 --> 00:03:34,216 Oh, yeah. Thanks. 39 00:03:34,274 --> 00:03:36,652 And remember, George, moderation in everything. 40 00:03:36,735 --> 00:03:38,236 Mr. McWilliams, coming from you... 41 00:03:41,823 --> 00:03:43,283 Thank you. 42 00:03:52,542 --> 00:03:54,169 Stay where you are! 43 00:03:55,712 --> 00:03:57,172 Don't move! 44 00:03:58,173 --> 00:03:59,383 Stay where you are! 45 00:03:59,591 --> 00:04:01,009 You, too, don't move! 46 00:04:01,301 --> 00:04:03,053 Now, take your gun out slowly. 47 00:04:03,178 --> 00:04:05,222 Now, throw it over there. Now! 48 00:04:07,974 --> 00:04:09,518 You will be called. 49 00:04:09,643 --> 00:04:13,188 Keep the police out of it if you want to see your husband alive again. 50 00:04:18,068 --> 00:04:19,778 Get on in! In! 51 00:04:28,453 --> 00:04:31,081 Dick! Dick, come back! 52 00:04:43,093 --> 00:04:44,761 You in big trouble, boy. 53 00:04:44,845 --> 00:04:48,098 How you gonna get those tax forms in order by the 15th? 54 00:04:48,598 --> 00:04:50,726 Don't worry about it, T.C. 55 00:04:50,851 --> 00:04:52,936 I got everything under control. 56 00:04:53,061 --> 00:04:54,396 Well, that's obvious. 57 00:04:55,814 --> 00:04:58,734 I ain't never seen anyone so disorganized 58 00:04:58,817 --> 00:05:00,485 in my whole entire life. 59 00:05:00,569 --> 00:05:02,904 - Look at this mess. - Don't do that! 60 00:05:03,029 --> 00:05:05,490 Don't you have to fly somebody somewhere or something? 61 00:05:05,574 --> 00:05:07,743 No. Business is slow. 62 00:05:08,660 --> 00:05:10,245 You can't do that. 63 00:05:10,328 --> 00:05:11,371 Do what? 64 00:05:11,455 --> 00:05:13,290 You can't add what's on line 70 65 00:05:13,373 --> 00:05:14,833 to what's on line 60. 66 00:05:14,916 --> 00:05:16,084 But wait. T.C., 67 00:05:16,168 --> 00:05:17,878 look right here. It says "total." 68 00:05:17,961 --> 00:05:20,714 Uh, it's like adding apples to oranges. 69 00:05:20,797 --> 00:05:22,215 What are you talking about? 70 00:05:22,299 --> 00:05:23,717 Right there, T.C., it says "total." 71 00:05:23,800 --> 00:05:25,427 Yeah? "Total," right there. 72 00:05:25,510 --> 00:05:28,513 You got to go back to Page 3. 73 00:05:29,347 --> 00:05:30,891 Good afternoon, gentlemen. 74 00:05:31,099 --> 00:05:33,393 - Hey, Higgie baby. - Hi, Higgins. 75 00:05:38,690 --> 00:05:41,818 You ought to patent this filing system of yours, Magnum. 76 00:05:41,943 --> 00:05:44,946 Yeah, it's a mystery to me how this man can find anything. 77 00:05:46,698 --> 00:05:49,868 I must say, this displays pure genius. 78 00:05:49,951 --> 00:05:52,078 Absolute financial wizardry. 79 00:05:52,287 --> 00:05:54,039 No doubt the Internal Revenue Service 80 00:05:54,122 --> 00:05:55,999 will be equally impressed. 81 00:05:56,249 --> 00:05:57,709 But why all the fuss? 82 00:05:58,126 --> 00:06:00,086 I should think it would require no time at all 83 00:06:00,170 --> 00:06:02,547 to prepare the taxes of one who has no income. 84 00:06:04,132 --> 00:06:06,802 Did you come here for a reason, Higgins? 85 00:06:07,093 --> 00:06:09,554 There's a Mrs. McWilliams in the living room 86 00:06:09,638 --> 00:06:11,014 who wishes to see you. 87 00:06:11,139 --> 00:06:12,808 Maybe she wants T.M. to do her taxes. 88 00:06:12,891 --> 00:06:14,059 Will you stop it! 89 00:06:14,142 --> 00:06:15,477 Why didn't you just send her over? 90 00:06:15,644 --> 00:06:17,604 She'd prefer to see you alone. 91 00:06:39,597 --> 00:06:41,002 Hi, Mitsue. 92 00:06:41,461 --> 00:06:43,046 Hello, Thomas. 93 00:06:43,797 --> 00:06:45,006 Uh-oh, 94 00:06:45,173 --> 00:06:46,675 come on, what's he done this time? 95 00:06:46,758 --> 00:06:48,176 Another fight? 96 00:06:48,510 --> 00:06:50,262 Somebody suing him? 97 00:06:53,390 --> 00:06:54,766 What's wrong? 98 00:06:57,477 --> 00:06:59,354 Dick's been kidnapped. 99 00:07:06,361 --> 00:07:10,031 Rule one in kidnapping cases; Always call the police. 100 00:07:10,115 --> 00:07:13,535 Rule 2 in kidnapping cases; Never call the police. 101 00:07:13,660 --> 00:07:16,246 The truth is, you flip a coin and take your chances. 102 00:07:16,371 --> 00:07:18,373 Since Mitsue wanted to keep Five-O out of it, 103 00:07:18,498 --> 00:07:20,083 I decided to go along. 104 00:07:20,166 --> 00:07:22,252 At least for the time being. 105 00:07:44,357 --> 00:07:46,776 Mitsue, could I have some tea? 106 00:07:47,068 --> 00:07:48,528 Oh, of course. 107 00:07:48,612 --> 00:07:51,448 How rude of me not to offer. I'm sorry. 108 00:07:54,534 --> 00:07:56,119 I hate tea. 109 00:07:56,202 --> 00:07:57,662 But my job for the moment 110 00:07:57,746 --> 00:08:00,081 was to keep Mitsue busy until the call came. 111 00:08:00,373 --> 00:08:02,584 I'd known Dick since our paths crossed 112 00:08:02,667 --> 00:08:04,252 in the Navy 10 years ago. 113 00:08:04,336 --> 00:08:05,712 He was a hell-raiser. 114 00:08:05,795 --> 00:08:08,131 Always at the bottom of a practical joke 115 00:08:08,256 --> 00:08:09,674 or chasing a pretty woman. 116 00:08:09,758 --> 00:08:11,384 That was until he married Mitsue. 117 00:08:11,468 --> 00:08:13,053 Then he laid off the women. 118 00:08:13,136 --> 00:08:14,471 I think. 119 00:08:14,679 --> 00:08:17,599 I remember his tiny bachelor pad in Black Point. 120 00:08:17,682 --> 00:08:21,269 It was filled with trophies, pictures, and Fred. 121 00:08:21,478 --> 00:08:23,480 Fred was the meanest turtle I'd ever seen 122 00:08:23,563 --> 00:08:25,231 and Dick swears he didn't catch him. 123 00:08:25,373 --> 00:08:26,858 It was the other way around. 124 00:08:26,942 --> 00:08:29,361 Knowing Dick, he was probably right. 125 00:08:33,531 --> 00:08:35,033 May I help you? 126 00:08:37,717 --> 00:08:40,914 Uh, yes. I'm Thomas Magnum. 127 00:08:41,831 --> 00:08:45,210 I am Yoshio Nishimoto, Mitsue's father. 128 00:08:46,878 --> 00:08:48,672 I speak English. 129 00:08:48,880 --> 00:08:50,966 Oh, well, Mitsue asked me to help her. 130 00:08:51,049 --> 00:08:53,510 I'm waiting with her for the kidnappers to call. 131 00:08:53,593 --> 00:08:54,970 Father. 132 00:08:56,012 --> 00:08:57,889 I thought you were at the aquafarm. 133 00:08:58,014 --> 00:09:01,101 Why did you involve this man in our private affairs? 134 00:09:01,184 --> 00:09:03,603 I'm a friend of Dick's. I'm just here to help, sir. 135 00:09:03,687 --> 00:09:06,439 I have no desire to see Mr. McWilliams returned. 136 00:09:06,564 --> 00:09:07,607 Father. 137 00:09:07,691 --> 00:09:09,567 I care nothing for the man 138 00:09:09,693 --> 00:09:11,695 nor what becomes of him. 139 00:09:11,903 --> 00:09:13,989 Mr. Nishimoto, I think Dick's done 140 00:09:14,072 --> 00:09:15,824 a lot for you and for your family. 141 00:09:15,907 --> 00:09:17,909 - Such as? - The aquafarm. 142 00:09:17,993 --> 00:09:19,536 The whole thing was his idea, wasn't it? 143 00:09:21,079 --> 00:09:22,372 Mr. Magnum, 144 00:09:22,455 --> 00:09:25,166 we were hardly poor fish peddlers. 145 00:09:25,500 --> 00:09:29,129 My son-in-law merely used an already existing business 146 00:09:29,379 --> 00:09:32,340 and its money to further his own ambitions. 147 00:09:32,716 --> 00:09:35,260 Perhaps Westerners find that enterprising. 148 00:09:36,219 --> 00:09:37,762 I do not. 149 00:09:38,096 --> 00:09:40,473 Good day, Mr. Magnum. 150 00:09:43,685 --> 00:09:45,145 Please. 151 00:09:50,066 --> 00:09:54,237 Mitsue, has your father always felt that way about Dick? 152 00:09:55,822 --> 00:09:57,949 We're Japanese, Thomas. 153 00:09:58,742 --> 00:10:01,036 He didn't want me to marry Dick. 154 00:10:02,954 --> 00:10:04,456 I'm sorry. 155 00:10:05,415 --> 00:10:07,709 It is nothing to be sorry for. 156 00:10:08,376 --> 00:10:10,462 It is the way it is. 157 00:10:12,297 --> 00:10:14,507 I am very happy with Dick. 158 00:10:17,177 --> 00:10:18,511 Wait a minute. 159 00:10:18,887 --> 00:10:20,263 Do you have an extension? 160 00:10:20,597 --> 00:10:22,015 In the dining room. 161 00:10:30,815 --> 00:10:31,983 Hello? 162 00:10:32,192 --> 00:10:33,860 $500,000, tomorrow noon. 163 00:10:34,861 --> 00:10:36,780 Dillenger banana plantation. 164 00:10:36,905 --> 00:10:40,033 Put the money in a small crate by the side of the road. 165 00:10:40,283 --> 00:10:42,494 Don't involve the police. 166 00:10:52,504 --> 00:10:55,090 Can you raise that kind of money by tomorrow? 167 00:10:55,215 --> 00:10:57,050 Without your father's help? 168 00:10:57,175 --> 00:10:58,510 Yes. 169 00:10:58,718 --> 00:11:02,097 Look, Mitsue, maybe we better call the police. 170 00:11:03,890 --> 00:11:05,642 It might be the safest thing. 171 00:11:05,725 --> 00:11:07,268 No, please. 172 00:11:07,602 --> 00:11:09,229 They'll kill him. 173 00:11:12,649 --> 00:11:14,067 All right. 174 00:11:14,400 --> 00:11:16,319 I'll be here in the morning. 175 00:11:35,547 --> 00:11:36,714 Oh. 176 00:11:43,096 --> 00:11:45,390 How can anybody so tiny weigh so much? 177 00:11:45,515 --> 00:11:47,016 It's the dress. 178 00:11:49,519 --> 00:11:51,062 Oh, look at this. 179 00:11:51,146 --> 00:11:53,189 I look like a pale blue polar bear. 180 00:11:53,439 --> 00:11:55,316 Oh, Dick. 181 00:11:55,859 --> 00:11:58,319 How did you ever talk me into renting this thing? 182 00:11:58,444 --> 00:12:01,489 Well, I think you look very nice. 183 00:12:01,948 --> 00:12:03,700 Like a big angel. 184 00:12:05,869 --> 00:12:08,329 Well, this place isn't bad. 185 00:12:09,289 --> 00:12:11,499 But I'll bet you that the bed is round 186 00:12:11,583 --> 00:12:13,334 and that the bathtub is heart-shaped. 187 00:12:15,420 --> 00:12:16,921 Dick? 188 00:12:22,635 --> 00:12:23,970 Dick? 189 00:12:27,765 --> 00:12:29,475 I'm sorry, Mits. 190 00:12:30,685 --> 00:12:33,271 I never had any family, but I know how you feel. 191 00:12:36,441 --> 00:12:38,610 I knew what I was doing. 192 00:12:40,069 --> 00:12:42,030 None of your family showed up at all. 193 00:12:44,949 --> 00:12:46,993 It doesn't matter. 194 00:12:48,661 --> 00:12:50,872 It was still beautiful. 195 00:12:53,333 --> 00:12:54,667 Yeah. 196 00:12:55,001 --> 00:12:57,212 All that champagne left over. 197 00:12:57,295 --> 00:12:58,796 Couldn't let it go to waste. 198 00:13:01,841 --> 00:13:04,844 History, Mits. You made history. 199 00:13:05,220 --> 00:13:07,889 You finally got old Dick McWilliams to the altar. 200 00:13:07,972 --> 00:13:09,432 I never thought you would, 201 00:13:09,515 --> 00:13:11,643 and none of my pals did either. 202 00:13:13,394 --> 00:13:15,146 I hope you don't regret it. 203 00:13:18,900 --> 00:13:20,735 Not if you don't. 204 00:13:23,363 --> 00:13:24,906 But I do. 205 00:13:25,740 --> 00:13:28,451 I'm scared. I regret it like crazy. 206 00:13:31,537 --> 00:13:33,665 Until I remember the woman I married. 207 00:13:35,917 --> 00:13:38,044 You're the only woman 208 00:13:38,294 --> 00:13:40,421 that I'd want to change my life for. 209 00:13:41,923 --> 00:13:45,301 You've made me think of a home as something more 210 00:13:45,385 --> 00:13:47,387 than a place to leave my dirty socks. 211 00:13:51,099 --> 00:13:53,226 You make me wish I was younger 212 00:13:53,351 --> 00:13:54,644 or better looking. 213 00:13:54,769 --> 00:13:56,437 Shh. Don't. 214 00:13:57,855 --> 00:13:59,399 I love you. 215 00:14:00,817 --> 00:14:03,569 And I love everything about you. 216 00:14:10,910 --> 00:14:12,537 And I love you. 217 00:14:20,920 --> 00:14:25,174 Why don't we go and act like newlyweds? 218 00:14:46,671 --> 00:14:48,197 The stakes were getting higher, 219 00:14:48,323 --> 00:14:50,408 but Mitsue still didn't want the police called in. 220 00:14:50,533 --> 00:14:52,160 As for my little voice, 221 00:14:52,243 --> 00:14:54,579 the trusty little voice that tells me what to do, 222 00:14:54,704 --> 00:14:57,040 well, it was being unusually quiet. 223 00:14:57,165 --> 00:14:59,125 That's the trouble with little voices. 224 00:14:59,208 --> 00:15:00,918 No consistency. 225 00:15:02,045 --> 00:15:05,131 You know, T.C., you forgot to deduct leasing costs and business expenses. 226 00:15:06,549 --> 00:15:08,968 What do you mean, leasing costs and business expenses? 227 00:15:09,052 --> 00:15:11,262 Well, the Ferrari, for one. 228 00:15:11,471 --> 00:15:14,974 Robin Masters lets him use the Ferrari free of charge. 229 00:15:15,058 --> 00:15:16,726 Yeah, that's right. 230 00:15:16,809 --> 00:15:18,436 Well, you could say this is his office. 231 00:15:18,519 --> 00:15:19,687 That's rent. 232 00:15:19,812 --> 00:15:21,647 He don't pay no rent. 233 00:15:21,773 --> 00:15:22,940 Hmm. 234 00:15:23,024 --> 00:15:24,734 Well, what about redecorating expenses 235 00:15:24,817 --> 00:15:27,570 like new carpeting, paint, new lighting fixtures? 236 00:15:27,695 --> 00:15:30,365 What about furniture expenses, like the desk that he uses, 237 00:15:30,490 --> 00:15:32,325 the sofa that his clients sit on, 238 00:15:32,408 --> 00:15:34,035 and the bed? 239 00:15:35,078 --> 00:15:37,872 How can you list the bed as a business expense? 240 00:15:38,456 --> 00:15:40,041 List it as entertainment. 241 00:15:43,419 --> 00:15:44,587 Hi, guys. 242 00:15:44,629 --> 00:15:46,297 - Hey. - Hi, Thomas. 243 00:15:46,381 --> 00:15:48,633 - I need your help. - For what? 244 00:15:49,175 --> 00:15:50,510 Well, 245 00:15:50,927 --> 00:15:53,388 I'll tell you. Uh, it's nothing big. 246 00:15:55,765 --> 00:15:58,851 I just need you to help me deliver $500,000. 247 00:16:22,875 --> 00:16:24,961 This is Red Dog. Charlie spotted. 248 00:16:25,044 --> 00:16:27,338 Masked man riding yellow Bronco. Over. 249 00:16:27,422 --> 00:16:29,757 Could you make the license-plate number? 250 00:16:38,099 --> 00:16:39,767 Negative. No plates. 251 00:16:41,102 --> 00:16:42,520 Terrific. 252 00:18:14,529 --> 00:18:15,780 He didn't come out. 253 00:18:16,489 --> 00:18:17,823 Where did it go? 254 00:18:18,074 --> 00:18:20,117 I don't know. It's gotta be in there. 255 00:18:20,326 --> 00:18:23,204 Lower this thing. I want to take a peek, T.C. 256 00:18:34,840 --> 00:18:36,342 A peek, huh? 257 00:18:44,934 --> 00:18:46,519 There it is. 258 00:18:50,398 --> 00:18:51,607 Must have made a switch. 259 00:18:51,732 --> 00:18:53,859 He's gotta be in one of those cars that just went through. 260 00:18:54,068 --> 00:18:55,528 Great. Which one? 261 00:18:55,736 --> 00:18:58,531 I don't know. Follow them all till I ID 'em. 262 00:19:26,684 --> 00:19:29,562 T.C., I can't read the numbers when you rock the chopper. 263 00:19:29,812 --> 00:19:32,523 Well, pardon me all to hell. 264 00:19:32,857 --> 00:19:36,527 Does that plate look like DPL or, or OPL? 265 00:19:36,611 --> 00:19:37,987 Well, I can't tell. 266 00:19:38,070 --> 00:19:40,281 I'm busy not rocking the chopper. 267 00:20:01,636 --> 00:20:04,263 I managed to get license numbers on seven cars, 268 00:20:04,347 --> 00:20:06,599 despite T.C.'s rocky ride. 269 00:20:06,682 --> 00:20:08,434 Now, all I had to do was run them down 270 00:20:08,559 --> 00:20:11,187 and see which one came closest to being a kidnapper. 271 00:20:11,270 --> 00:20:13,564 It would be a very tedious job. 272 00:20:13,689 --> 00:20:15,608 I put Rick and T.C. on it. 273 00:20:15,733 --> 00:20:18,027 They thought I handed them the lousy job, 274 00:20:18,152 --> 00:20:20,196 but believe me, nothing was as bad 275 00:20:20,279 --> 00:20:22,406 as waiting for the phone to ring. 276 00:20:22,657 --> 00:20:25,368 Why are they taking so long to call? 277 00:20:25,451 --> 00:20:27,244 Perhaps, you and your friend Magnum 278 00:20:27,370 --> 00:20:29,413 gave our money away for nothing. 279 00:20:29,497 --> 00:20:31,457 You know, you're really something. 280 00:20:31,624 --> 00:20:34,293 You may not like Dick, but he's your daughter's husband. 281 00:20:34,502 --> 00:20:37,129 That is not a marriage I approved. 282 00:20:37,338 --> 00:20:39,840 So you torture her when she's scared and in pain? 283 00:20:41,467 --> 00:20:42,468 Speak English! 284 00:20:56,148 --> 00:20:57,817 Thank you, Thomas. 285 00:21:07,326 --> 00:21:08,619 Out! 286 00:21:09,328 --> 00:21:11,956 Yeah, yeah, Shakey, I'm holding. I'm holding. 287 00:21:12,081 --> 00:21:14,041 Will you just cut off the music? 288 00:21:15,084 --> 00:21:16,293 Great, just what I need, 289 00:21:16,377 --> 00:21:18,713 another 10 minutes of Downtown by violinists. 290 00:21:18,838 --> 00:21:20,381 How did you do? 291 00:21:20,506 --> 00:21:22,133 Ah, I don't know. 292 00:21:22,216 --> 00:21:24,593 How can you tell if someone's a kidnapper or not? 293 00:21:24,719 --> 00:21:26,220 You mean you didn't check those names out? 294 00:21:26,303 --> 00:21:28,180 Of course I checked them out. 295 00:21:28,305 --> 00:21:31,016 The first one was a cop with Five-O. 296 00:21:31,100 --> 00:21:32,893 Figured he probably wasn't our man. 297 00:21:33,018 --> 00:21:34,687 Well, what was his name? 298 00:21:35,354 --> 00:21:36,480 McGarrett. 299 00:21:38,524 --> 00:21:42,778 Oh, yeah, then next, uh, was a dental hygienist. 300 00:21:42,918 --> 00:21:45,114 Man, she had the prettiest white... 301 00:21:45,197 --> 00:21:46,657 Hold on, Shakey. Hold on a minute. 302 00:21:46,782 --> 00:21:48,409 What about the dental hygienist? 303 00:21:48,534 --> 00:21:50,578 Small apartment somewhere. 304 00:21:50,703 --> 00:21:52,747 Sounds okay. I don't know. 305 00:21:52,830 --> 00:21:55,124 Give me her name. I'll have Shakey check 'em out. 306 00:21:55,207 --> 00:21:56,667 Shakey? 307 00:21:56,931 --> 00:21:59,503 He's a sergeant with the HPD. He owes me some favors. 308 00:21:59,712 --> 00:22:01,881 Shakey? Shakey. Yeah, listen... 309 00:22:01,964 --> 00:22:03,716 You mean the whole time I've been running 310 00:22:03,758 --> 00:22:05,301 all over Honolulu looking up these people, 311 00:22:05,509 --> 00:22:07,553 you been sitting right here, doing it on the phone? 312 00:22:07,636 --> 00:22:09,430 Hey, I've been out, too, okay? 313 00:22:09,513 --> 00:22:11,515 What happened to your eye? 314 00:22:16,937 --> 00:22:18,105 Who gave you that? 315 00:22:18,189 --> 00:22:20,274 Shakey, Shakey, don't hang up, now. 316 00:22:20,357 --> 00:22:21,984 I want you to check one other thing for me, 317 00:22:22,067 --> 00:22:22,985 run it down for me. 318 00:22:23,194 --> 00:22:24,612 Yes. 319 00:22:24,820 --> 00:22:27,907 Mable Page. P-A-G-E. 320 00:22:28,157 --> 00:22:31,035 166 Oahu Street. 321 00:22:31,243 --> 00:22:34,413 166. Apartment 6-B. 322 00:22:34,580 --> 00:22:37,208 And, uh, Shakey. Shakey? 323 00:22:38,083 --> 00:22:40,586 How does HPD afford music on hold? 324 00:22:40,669 --> 00:22:42,797 It's not a real orchestra, you know. 325 00:22:42,880 --> 00:22:45,090 They put those things on tape. 326 00:22:45,633 --> 00:22:48,010 T.C., you can make dumb remarks all day long 327 00:22:48,135 --> 00:22:49,804 and I still ain't gonna tell you. 328 00:22:54,099 --> 00:22:56,435 After sitting with Mitsue nearly all day, 329 00:22:56,519 --> 00:22:58,270 there was still no word on Dick. 330 00:22:58,395 --> 00:23:01,440 So when T.C. and Rick came up with two possible suspects, 331 00:23:01,524 --> 00:23:03,692 I decided to check them out. 332 00:23:03,859 --> 00:23:07,071 Rick wouldn't tell me which one gave him the black eye. 333 00:23:49,363 --> 00:23:50,739 Gloria Bauer? 334 00:23:50,865 --> 00:23:52,783 - Don't know you. - Oh, wait a minute. 335 00:23:52,867 --> 00:23:55,035 Excuse me. How can you be sure? 336 00:23:55,369 --> 00:23:58,163 Nope. I'd remember you. 337 00:23:58,789 --> 00:23:59,874 What do you want? 338 00:23:59,957 --> 00:24:01,375 Well, may I come in? 339 00:24:05,337 --> 00:24:07,047 Go ahead, sit down. 340 00:24:15,097 --> 00:24:16,473 Miss Bauer. 341 00:24:16,682 --> 00:24:19,184 Gloria. And what's your name? 342 00:24:20,269 --> 00:24:21,854 Magnum. Thomas Magnum. 343 00:24:23,647 --> 00:24:26,066 Like a big bottle of champagne. 344 00:24:27,151 --> 00:24:29,570 Do you own a 1974 blue sedan? 345 00:24:30,195 --> 00:24:32,865 License number AFF444? 346 00:24:33,033 --> 00:24:34,785 It's about those damn parking tickets, isn't it? 347 00:24:34,992 --> 00:24:37,786 - No, it's not about any tickets. - I told you people 1,000 times, 348 00:24:37,870 --> 00:24:39,663 that parking meter out there is broken. 349 00:24:39,872 --> 00:24:41,999 I don't know anything about any tickets. 350 00:24:42,207 --> 00:24:43,584 Honest. 351 00:24:44,043 --> 00:24:46,587 So what are you asking me about my car for? 352 00:24:47,004 --> 00:24:48,839 Then it is your car? 353 00:24:49,381 --> 00:24:51,759 Doesn't do me any good. I can't drive the thing. 354 00:24:51,884 --> 00:24:53,886 Not with gas as high as it is. 355 00:24:54,053 --> 00:24:56,055 Oh, did you drive it today? 356 00:24:57,014 --> 00:24:59,475 Nope. Not yesterday either. 357 00:24:59,934 --> 00:25:01,477 Miss Bauer. 358 00:25:02,311 --> 00:25:03,354 Gloria. 359 00:25:04,688 --> 00:25:08,943 Uh, your car was seen on the road today about 12:00. 360 00:25:10,653 --> 00:25:13,238 Damn jerk. Borrowed it again. 361 00:25:13,364 --> 00:25:15,491 He's always borrowing without asking. 362 00:25:15,574 --> 00:25:16,867 Who? 363 00:25:18,077 --> 00:25:19,411 Kaholo. 364 00:25:19,954 --> 00:25:22,081 The love of my life. 365 00:25:28,003 --> 00:25:31,465 You left $500,000 in a crate 366 00:25:31,632 --> 00:25:32,967 on the side of the road? 367 00:25:33,008 --> 00:25:34,718 Higgins, will you just forget about that? 368 00:25:34,802 --> 00:25:38,055 $500,000. Are you mad? 369 00:25:38,180 --> 00:25:39,431 Don't answer that. 370 00:25:39,556 --> 00:25:41,976 It was ransom money, and those were the instructions. 371 00:25:42,059 --> 00:25:43,018 What would you do? 372 00:25:43,227 --> 00:25:45,771 Without question, I would have involved the police 373 00:25:45,854 --> 00:25:47,898 or at least have the assailants followed. 374 00:25:47,982 --> 00:25:49,274 That's what T.C. And I did, 375 00:25:49,358 --> 00:25:51,527 except the assailants turned out to be pretty smart 376 00:25:51,610 --> 00:25:53,487 and they switched vehicles in a tunnel. 377 00:25:53,570 --> 00:25:54,905 And then we had to track down 378 00:25:54,989 --> 00:25:56,782 each and every vehicle that came out of the tunnel. 379 00:25:56,865 --> 00:25:58,867 And then when I finally found the kidnapper, 380 00:25:58,951 --> 00:26:00,619 well, it was actually his girlfriend, 381 00:26:00,703 --> 00:26:02,788 he turned out to be a friend of Dick's. 382 00:26:04,164 --> 00:26:07,251 Nothing is ever simple with you, Magnum, is it? 383 00:26:07,459 --> 00:26:09,753 Will you just answer my question 384 00:26:09,837 --> 00:26:11,088 please? 385 00:26:13,982 --> 00:26:16,260 During the last fiscal year, 386 00:26:16,552 --> 00:26:19,096 Nishimoto's profits soared 387 00:26:20,055 --> 00:26:22,641 39.6 percent. 388 00:26:23,600 --> 00:26:26,228 In addition, they received a handsome premium 389 00:26:26,311 --> 00:26:29,398 from their merger with Emerald Sea Foods, Inc. 390 00:26:29,481 --> 00:26:31,358 Emerald Sea stockholders were offered 391 00:26:31,442 --> 00:26:33,277 cash or stock in Nishimoto. 392 00:26:33,360 --> 00:26:34,945 Naturally, most preferred stock 393 00:26:34,987 --> 00:26:36,905 since the cash would be immediately taxable. 394 00:26:37,364 --> 00:26:39,950 I would estimate Mr. McWilliams' personal income, 395 00:26:40,034 --> 00:26:42,786 what with the profits, premium and merger, 396 00:26:42,870 --> 00:26:44,788 and of course a salary raise, 397 00:26:44,872 --> 00:26:46,957 to have risen tenfold. 398 00:26:47,499 --> 00:26:49,001 So the taxes he'd pay... 399 00:26:49,084 --> 00:26:51,295 Mr. McWilliams would, as the saying goes, 400 00:26:51,545 --> 00:26:53,922 be taken to the cleaners by your Uncle Sam. 401 00:26:54,048 --> 00:26:57,051 Unless, of course, he has sufficient deductions. 402 00:26:57,801 --> 00:27:00,512 Maybe he found the biggest deduction of all. 403 00:27:00,971 --> 00:27:02,931 You think he kidnapped himself? 404 00:27:03,057 --> 00:27:05,017 $500,000 of undeclared income, 405 00:27:05,100 --> 00:27:07,394 and nobody gets hurt but my Uncle Sam? 406 00:27:08,103 --> 00:27:09,271 Maybe... 407 00:27:09,897 --> 00:27:11,106 Yes? 408 00:27:12,483 --> 00:27:13,984 Dick was the kind of guy 409 00:27:14,068 --> 00:27:17,905 who never could stay with anything, or anyone, too long. 410 00:27:18,322 --> 00:27:20,032 Maybe this was his ticket out. 411 00:27:20,616 --> 00:27:22,951 I just hope his wife is in on it. 412 00:27:23,869 --> 00:27:25,871 His ticket out of what? 413 00:27:38,175 --> 00:27:39,343 Dick! 414 00:27:39,635 --> 00:27:40,844 Dick! 415 00:27:41,095 --> 00:27:42,846 Dick. Dick. 416 00:27:43,222 --> 00:27:45,557 Decided to hibernate with me after all, huh? 417 00:27:45,641 --> 00:27:47,768 Some guy came visiting Gloria today. 418 00:27:47,851 --> 00:27:51,355 Tall, moustache. I don't know. 419 00:27:51,688 --> 00:27:53,607 Gloria, she's sauced again. 420 00:27:53,690 --> 00:27:55,984 Could hardly understand a word she said. 421 00:27:56,068 --> 00:27:57,528 Well, what happened? 422 00:27:57,653 --> 00:28:00,239 He wanted to know who was driving her car yesterday. 423 00:28:00,572 --> 00:28:02,032 Doesn't mean anything. 424 00:28:02,116 --> 00:28:03,408 This guy meant business. 425 00:28:03,534 --> 00:28:05,744 I think he was waiving a gun in Gloria's face 426 00:28:05,786 --> 00:28:08,914 'cause she kept muttering something about a Magnum. 427 00:28:09,456 --> 00:28:11,667 Oh, damn. 428 00:28:12,292 --> 00:28:13,585 What? 429 00:28:17,131 --> 00:28:18,757 Mitsue called Tom. 430 00:28:19,341 --> 00:28:20,551 Who? 431 00:28:21,760 --> 00:28:23,512 Thomas Magnum. 432 00:28:23,720 --> 00:28:25,931 He's an old Navy buddy of mine. 433 00:28:26,014 --> 00:28:27,975 But he's a detective now. 434 00:28:28,684 --> 00:28:30,978 Okay, that's it. You gotta get out of here. 435 00:28:31,061 --> 00:28:32,479 Go to the Mainland or something. 436 00:28:32,604 --> 00:28:34,022 No. No, no. 437 00:28:34,189 --> 00:28:36,525 I'm gonna stay right here, just like we planned. 438 00:28:36,733 --> 00:28:37,943 Are you crazy? 439 00:28:38,068 --> 00:28:40,112 No. I'm hot. 440 00:28:40,487 --> 00:28:43,115 No matter where I'd go, he'd have it staked out. 441 00:28:43,240 --> 00:28:44,908 Your place, Gloria's. 442 00:28:45,033 --> 00:28:46,827 Well, you better come in here, too, 443 00:28:46,910 --> 00:28:48,328 until things cool down. 444 00:28:48,412 --> 00:28:49,454 Dick, listen. 445 00:28:49,580 --> 00:28:51,582 Why don't you just go back to Mitsue? 446 00:28:51,790 --> 00:28:53,292 Pretend you really got nabbed, 447 00:28:53,375 --> 00:28:54,793 and you still got all the money. 448 00:29:01,592 --> 00:29:02,843 I can't. 449 00:29:02,968 --> 00:29:03,886 Why not? 450 00:29:04,136 --> 00:29:06,221 I just can't, that's all! 451 00:29:08,265 --> 00:29:11,435 I was never cut out for that kimono crowd, anyway. 452 00:29:14,563 --> 00:29:16,356 But I did love her. 453 00:29:17,482 --> 00:29:19,026 I really did. 454 00:29:19,151 --> 00:29:21,486 I think maybe you still do, brother. 455 00:29:21,987 --> 00:29:23,322 Maybe. 456 00:29:23,989 --> 00:29:25,866 But not enough to stick around. 457 00:29:27,576 --> 00:29:29,620 Oh, it's the best way for her, too. 458 00:29:29,870 --> 00:29:32,623 I was starting to get a roving eye again, you know? 459 00:29:32,748 --> 00:29:35,375 I didn't want to hurt her, not like that. 460 00:29:35,500 --> 00:29:38,629 Besides, look, we got $500,000 to split. 461 00:29:38,795 --> 00:29:40,839 That will buy us a lot of fishing anywhere. 462 00:29:41,089 --> 00:29:43,050 I'm sticking right here in the Islands. 463 00:29:43,175 --> 00:29:46,470 I can... I can still disappear till this quiets down. 464 00:29:48,680 --> 00:29:50,140 I'll check with you in a couple of days. 465 00:29:50,224 --> 00:29:51,266 Yeah. 466 00:29:51,350 --> 00:29:52,684 Stay away from Gloria's. 467 00:29:52,809 --> 00:29:54,019 Yeah. 468 00:29:55,729 --> 00:29:58,732 What makes you so sure that Dick is all right? 469 00:29:59,858 --> 00:30:02,945 Because I think Dick knows the man who kidnapped him. 470 00:30:03,070 --> 00:30:05,197 And I think you know him, too. 471 00:30:05,614 --> 00:30:06,949 I don't understand. 472 00:30:07,074 --> 00:30:09,201 Dick had his fishing buddy kidnap him, Mitsue. 473 00:30:09,284 --> 00:30:11,370 - And I think you're in on it. - What? 474 00:30:11,453 --> 00:30:14,831 Come on, Mitsue. I'm not a fool. Dick kidnapped himself. 475 00:30:15,707 --> 00:30:19,753 Look, I don't know why you're saying that. 476 00:30:20,420 --> 00:30:23,173 But I do know I don't have to listen. 477 00:30:26,301 --> 00:30:28,178 Mitsue. 478 00:30:28,262 --> 00:30:29,805 Please go. 479 00:30:33,517 --> 00:30:34,810 Mitsue. 480 00:30:35,394 --> 00:30:38,355 You really don't have any idea what I'm talking about, do you? 481 00:30:39,022 --> 00:30:42,192 I'll send you a check for what we owe you. 482 00:30:43,360 --> 00:30:45,821 Mitsue, wait a minute. Just hear me out. 483 00:30:45,904 --> 00:30:47,531 Just leave. 484 00:30:47,864 --> 00:30:51,994 I'll be interested in hearing what Mr. Magnum has to say. 485 00:30:53,829 --> 00:30:57,207 Especially in light of what I've already heard. 486 00:30:57,624 --> 00:30:59,209 Please, Father. 487 00:30:59,334 --> 00:31:02,045 Why did my son-in-law arrange his own kidnapping? 488 00:31:02,671 --> 00:31:04,131 He didn't. 489 00:31:04,214 --> 00:31:06,508 Please continue, Mr. Magnum. 490 00:31:09,052 --> 00:31:12,806 Mitsue, does the truth frighten you that much? 491 00:31:15,726 --> 00:31:18,645 It's just a theory. It has to do with taxes. 492 00:31:20,022 --> 00:31:21,606 Of course. 493 00:31:21,815 --> 00:31:24,109 He made a great deal of money this last year. 494 00:31:24,359 --> 00:31:25,652 Yes. 495 00:31:25,902 --> 00:31:29,156 I must admit my son-in-law has exercised 496 00:31:29,239 --> 00:31:31,491 a considerable amount of ingenuity 497 00:31:31,616 --> 00:31:35,287 in yet another demonstration of his immoral character. 498 00:31:35,370 --> 00:31:38,248 Look, he's probably hiding out till things cool off. 499 00:31:38,457 --> 00:31:40,834 Do either of you know a place he might have gone? 500 00:31:41,793 --> 00:31:44,296 I know of no place. Mitsue? 501 00:31:45,839 --> 00:31:48,592 Your husband brings disgrace to this family 502 00:31:48,717 --> 00:31:50,927 and you have nothing to say? 503 00:31:52,846 --> 00:31:55,223 I know of no place either. 504 00:32:05,650 --> 00:32:07,486 I'm sorry, Mitsue. 505 00:32:08,695 --> 00:32:10,530 There's no need. 506 00:32:11,448 --> 00:32:13,700 Please go. 507 00:32:32,552 --> 00:32:35,347 I felt lower than someone who beats up little puppies. 508 00:32:35,430 --> 00:32:36,973 I know Mitsue had been through hell 509 00:32:37,057 --> 00:32:38,850 trying to get her family to accept Dick, 510 00:32:38,918 --> 00:32:40,378 and I'd just blown it for her. 511 00:32:40,477 --> 00:32:44,147 What was worse, I had an idea she was in for a lot more grief. 512 00:32:53,031 --> 00:32:54,825 If you're planning suicide, 513 00:32:54,908 --> 00:32:56,868 please do it on someone else's beach. 514 00:32:56,952 --> 00:32:58,078 What? 515 00:32:58,161 --> 00:33:01,081 - You look despondent. - I'm not despondent. 516 00:33:01,289 --> 00:33:02,707 I'm depressed. 517 00:33:02,791 --> 00:33:05,919 Sorry. I should have noticed the difference. 518 00:33:06,336 --> 00:33:09,297 I just told Mitsue my theory about Dick. 519 00:33:09,673 --> 00:33:12,926 No doubt with your usual timing and tact. 520 00:33:13,343 --> 00:33:16,513 You know, Higgins, it's very easy for you to be sarcastic. 521 00:33:16,638 --> 00:33:18,306 You don't care about these people. 522 00:33:18,390 --> 00:33:20,308 You don't know what they've been through. 523 00:33:20,392 --> 00:33:22,144 Or I put 'em through. 524 00:33:22,269 --> 00:33:24,980 Damn! I just don't know what to do. 525 00:33:25,981 --> 00:33:28,358 Your case reminds me of Mandalay in '48 526 00:33:28,442 --> 00:33:30,152 when Burma gained its independence. 527 00:33:30,277 --> 00:33:33,363 Higgins, please. I do not want another one of your travelogues. 528 00:33:33,447 --> 00:33:35,198 One of our lads was kidnapped. 529 00:33:35,282 --> 00:33:38,034 He was involved with the daughter of an Oriental tea merchant. 530 00:33:38,118 --> 00:33:41,371 There were all sorts of political and social ramifications. 531 00:33:41,455 --> 00:33:43,457 As an aide to the former British governor, 532 00:33:43,540 --> 00:33:45,375 I wanted to investigate the case. 533 00:33:45,459 --> 00:33:47,461 But it was out of our jurisdiction. 534 00:33:47,627 --> 00:33:49,087 My hands were tied. 535 00:33:49,254 --> 00:33:52,340 The incompetent local authorities finally found the lad, 536 00:33:52,466 --> 00:33:54,843 decomposed beyond recognition. 537 00:33:55,385 --> 00:33:56,636 That's awful. 538 00:33:56,845 --> 00:33:57,971 Yes. 539 00:33:58,180 --> 00:34:00,098 He was the finest cricketer in the regiment. 540 00:34:00,974 --> 00:34:04,102 Higgins, you trying to tell me something? 541 00:34:04,227 --> 00:34:05,645 Good heavens, no. 542 00:34:06,438 --> 00:34:07,606 Of course, 543 00:34:07,689 --> 00:34:10,233 you do have jurisdiction, even though somewhat limited. 544 00:34:10,859 --> 00:34:13,528 You can do something to see justice is done. 545 00:34:13,653 --> 00:34:17,491 You also don't have to let the local authorities muck it up. 546 00:34:21,009 --> 00:34:22,320 Thank you, Higgins. 547 00:34:23,121 --> 00:34:24,623 What for? 548 00:34:25,040 --> 00:34:27,334 I was just reminiscing. 549 00:35:08,625 --> 00:35:10,001 Hello. 550 00:35:12,254 --> 00:35:13,880 Anybody there? 551 00:35:16,258 --> 00:35:18,635 No. I ain't taking her out. 552 00:35:18,760 --> 00:35:20,136 One of the engines is down 553 00:35:20,220 --> 00:35:22,264 and it's gonna take me the day to get her runnin'. 554 00:35:22,389 --> 00:35:23,598 Try the Nalani. 555 00:35:23,682 --> 00:35:26,393 No, wait a minute. Are you the captain? 556 00:35:27,394 --> 00:35:28,770 Hello? 557 00:35:29,062 --> 00:35:30,939 Well, what do you think? 558 00:35:31,273 --> 00:35:32,566 Oh. 559 00:35:34,609 --> 00:35:36,778 I hear you take Dick McWilliams out a lot. 560 00:35:36,861 --> 00:35:38,280 Yeah, he's a regular. 561 00:35:38,363 --> 00:35:40,365 And his pal. A big Hawaiian. 562 00:35:40,532 --> 00:35:42,200 Why are you so interested? 563 00:35:42,409 --> 00:35:44,202 Well, I hear they can spend days doing nothing 564 00:35:44,286 --> 00:35:45,912 but baiting hooks and slugging down beers. 565 00:35:45,996 --> 00:35:47,414 They stay here on the boat? 566 00:35:47,497 --> 00:35:49,332 On this boat? Are you kiddin'? 567 00:35:49,541 --> 00:35:50,625 Would you? 568 00:35:50,709 --> 00:35:52,252 No. Where do they stay? 569 00:35:53,878 --> 00:35:56,298 Always something going wrong. 570 00:35:56,464 --> 00:35:58,425 Today it's that damn engine. 571 00:35:58,508 --> 00:36:00,176 Tomorrow, who knows? 572 00:36:00,260 --> 00:36:02,429 - Could be the valves. - Uh-huh. 573 00:36:02,554 --> 00:36:05,140 Of course the generator's been acting up lately. 574 00:36:05,265 --> 00:36:06,474 Boy, 575 00:36:06,600 --> 00:36:09,227 I'll bet you could always use a little extra cash, huh? 576 00:36:09,352 --> 00:36:11,313 Yeah, I guess I could. 577 00:36:16,526 --> 00:36:17,611 Tsk. 578 00:36:17,694 --> 00:36:21,114 Yeah, I used to take Dick and Kaholo 579 00:36:21,364 --> 00:36:23,366 up to the Koolau Islands. 580 00:36:23,491 --> 00:36:26,077 - It's good fishin' there. - Any particular place? 581 00:36:26,161 --> 00:36:29,289 I just told you. The Koolau Islands. 582 00:36:29,414 --> 00:36:31,750 Yeah, I know, but do you have any idea how many there are? 583 00:36:31,833 --> 00:36:33,126 13? 584 00:36:33,251 --> 00:36:36,212 Do you expect me to hop over all 13 of these islands? 585 00:36:36,296 --> 00:36:38,214 That's the name of your service, isn't it? 586 00:36:38,256 --> 00:36:39,549 Island Hoppers? 587 00:36:39,758 --> 00:36:42,177 Yeah, I'm thinking about changing it to Magnum's Taxi Service. 588 00:36:43,386 --> 00:36:45,180 Look, we'll start with the big ones. 589 00:36:45,263 --> 00:36:46,931 Head that way, T.C. 590 00:36:47,432 --> 00:36:48,725 "Head that way, T.C. 591 00:36:48,933 --> 00:36:50,894 Stop here, T.C. Drop me there, T.C." 592 00:36:51,144 --> 00:36:52,896 Enough, T.C. 593 00:37:31,226 --> 00:37:32,686 You know, I feel like an elevator, 594 00:37:32,769 --> 00:37:34,813 going up, going down, 595 00:37:34,979 --> 00:37:36,981 and going up and going down. 596 00:37:37,065 --> 00:37:39,442 Wait a minute. I got another shack. 597 00:37:39,859 --> 00:37:41,736 Yeah, that's number 24. 598 00:37:43,321 --> 00:37:45,323 Just set it down, okay? 599 00:38:15,311 --> 00:38:17,522 Next week I can write a book: 600 00:38:17,897 --> 00:38:21,234 Tourist Guide to Every Deserted Shack in Hawaii. 601 00:38:21,651 --> 00:38:23,403 All the flying I did today, 602 00:38:23,486 --> 00:38:25,071 if I wasn't already certified, 603 00:38:25,155 --> 00:38:26,740 I could qualify now. 604 00:38:29,033 --> 00:38:30,368 Hello? 605 00:38:41,463 --> 00:38:43,006 Anybody here? 606 00:39:04,861 --> 00:39:06,571 T.C. wasn't exactly happy 607 00:39:06,654 --> 00:39:08,615 about today's wild-goose chase. 608 00:39:08,656 --> 00:39:10,992 But we finally found what we were looking for, 609 00:39:11,117 --> 00:39:12,535 unfortunately. 610 00:39:12,660 --> 00:39:15,246 It was a lousy end to a lousy day. 611 00:39:18,541 --> 00:39:20,835 My little voice finally started talking. 612 00:39:20,919 --> 00:39:23,338 It said I should have called the cops in the first place. 613 00:39:23,379 --> 00:39:25,590 That's often the best thing about my little voice. 614 00:39:25,673 --> 00:39:27,175 20/20 hindsight. 615 00:39:27,258 --> 00:39:28,551 You're blaming yourself. 616 00:39:28,635 --> 00:39:30,178 - No, I'm not. - Yes, you are. 617 00:39:30,428 --> 00:39:33,723 You got that "I should have done it different" look all over your face. 618 00:39:33,890 --> 00:39:35,016 Well, I should have. 619 00:39:35,141 --> 00:39:38,186 Telling Mitsue and her father that Dick kidnapped himself was dumb. 620 00:39:38,269 --> 00:39:40,021 I don't think it was dumb. 621 00:39:40,230 --> 00:39:42,649 Hey, we all knew Dick was somewhat of a good-timer. 622 00:39:42,899 --> 00:39:44,442 Yeah, I suppose. 623 00:39:44,651 --> 00:39:46,611 You know, I think it still was his scam. 624 00:39:46,820 --> 00:39:49,072 I guess somebody just got a little bit too greedy. 625 00:39:49,155 --> 00:39:50,949 Maybe like his buddy Kaholo? 626 00:39:51,241 --> 00:39:52,700 Maybe. 627 00:40:29,832 --> 00:40:30,947 Island Hoppers. 628 00:40:31,030 --> 00:40:33,032 Where the hell have you guys been? 629 00:40:33,157 --> 00:40:34,450 It's for you. 630 00:40:34,534 --> 00:40:35,660 Hello. 631 00:40:35,743 --> 00:40:37,704 Your man Kaholo showed up. 632 00:40:37,787 --> 00:40:39,080 Is he still there? 633 00:40:39,247 --> 00:40:40,373 Yeah. He's still there. 634 00:40:40,456 --> 00:40:42,125 But my guess is he won't be here for long. 635 00:40:42,208 --> 00:40:44,377 And Thomas, you were right. He snuck in the back way. 636 00:40:44,586 --> 00:40:45,628 I'm on my way. 637 00:40:45,712 --> 00:40:47,881 And, Rick, if he tries to leave, you stop him. 638 00:40:50,717 --> 00:40:53,553 Sure. I'll just put him in an arm-lock. 639 00:40:53,928 --> 00:40:55,722 Gee, is he nuts. 640 00:41:04,022 --> 00:41:05,815 What are we gonna name it? 641 00:41:06,024 --> 00:41:07,108 Name what? 642 00:41:07,191 --> 00:41:08,568 Our orchid farm. 643 00:41:09,736 --> 00:41:12,113 Oh. I don't care. Name it anything you want. 644 00:41:12,238 --> 00:41:14,073 Can we call it "Gloria's Farm"? 645 00:41:14,157 --> 00:41:17,327 I've never seen my name up in lights like that before. 646 00:41:17,619 --> 00:41:19,370 - Fine. - That's okay with you? 647 00:41:19,454 --> 00:41:20,997 Fine. Yeah, that's fine, Gloria. 648 00:41:21,080 --> 00:41:23,458 Listen, could you hurry up? We gotta get out of here. 649 00:41:26,878 --> 00:41:28,004 Who is it? 650 00:41:28,087 --> 00:41:29,714 Magnum. I want to talk to you. 651 00:41:29,797 --> 00:41:31,758 I don't feel like talking. 652 00:41:33,885 --> 00:41:35,553 Go, Kaholo! 653 00:41:45,355 --> 00:41:46,606 Stand up. 654 00:41:46,731 --> 00:41:48,524 The cut wasn't big enough for you, you had to kill him. 655 00:41:48,608 --> 00:41:49,567 What? 656 00:41:49,651 --> 00:41:51,444 We've been to the island. We found Dick's body. 657 00:41:51,569 --> 00:41:52,612 I didn't do it. 658 00:41:52,737 --> 00:41:54,739 We set up the nab together, but I didn't kill him. 659 00:41:54,822 --> 00:41:55,949 I swear I didn't. 660 00:41:56,013 --> 00:41:57,264 I didn't even know he was dead. 661 00:41:57,325 --> 00:41:58,701 Then why did you take the lover's exit? 662 00:41:58,868 --> 00:42:01,204 'Cause Gloria told me you were looking for me. 663 00:42:01,287 --> 00:42:03,247 I even told Dick. I went to the... 664 00:42:03,331 --> 00:42:04,916 I went to the shack to warn him. 665 00:42:04,999 --> 00:42:06,876 He's good. He covered all his ground. 666 00:42:07,085 --> 00:42:09,879 It's the truth. When I left him, he was fine. 667 00:42:10,546 --> 00:42:14,425 It's... it's my share. $100,000. Go ahead, count it. 668 00:42:16,469 --> 00:42:18,596 Who else knew about the island? 669 00:42:19,430 --> 00:42:21,474 I didn't think anybody did. 670 00:42:25,812 --> 00:42:27,939 Rick and T.C. took Kaholo to the police. 671 00:42:28,022 --> 00:42:30,858 He was still singing the same innocent song. 672 00:42:31,109 --> 00:42:32,777 I sort of believed him, 673 00:42:32,902 --> 00:42:34,779 though I really didn't want to. 674 00:42:34,862 --> 00:42:37,073 The alternative was really ugly. 675 00:43:49,356 --> 00:43:50,730 Mitsue. 676 00:44:09,643 --> 00:44:10,958 Mitsue. 677 00:44:12,919 --> 00:44:14,128 Mitsue. 678 00:44:18,174 --> 00:44:19,383 Where's Mitsue? 679 00:44:19,509 --> 00:44:22,303 Our problems no longer concern you, Mr. Magnum. 680 00:44:23,054 --> 00:44:25,181 You know he's dead, don't you? 681 00:44:25,681 --> 00:44:28,309 I found him. No knife, no gun. 682 00:44:28,434 --> 00:44:29,977 Beaten to death. 683 00:44:30,186 --> 00:44:32,647 You're a fisherman. You know where he'd go. 684 00:44:33,689 --> 00:44:36,234 I had no intention of killing him. 685 00:44:36,442 --> 00:44:37,777 I went to talk, 686 00:44:37,860 --> 00:44:40,113 to make him return to the police. 687 00:44:40,363 --> 00:44:43,157 But as usual, he would not listen to me. 688 00:44:43,491 --> 00:44:45,868 Instead, he chose to provoke me. 689 00:44:46,285 --> 00:44:48,621 I responded accordingly. 690 00:44:48,830 --> 00:44:50,915 Did you really have to, or did you want to? 691 00:44:51,749 --> 00:44:53,334 Where is Mitsue? 692 00:44:53,543 --> 00:44:55,962 You are Occidental. You do not understand. 693 00:44:56,045 --> 00:44:57,171 Where is she? 694 00:44:57,922 --> 00:45:00,341 He brought disgrace to the family. 695 00:45:00,758 --> 00:45:03,511 My daughter is doing the only honorable thing. 696 00:45:06,722 --> 00:45:08,182 Seppuku? 697 00:45:09,225 --> 00:45:11,602 You're willing to let your daughter kill herself? 698 00:45:11,727 --> 00:45:14,856 She insisted. I respect her wishes. 699 00:45:15,148 --> 00:45:16,524 Out of my way. 700 00:45:41,507 --> 00:45:42,800 Mitsue! 701 00:45:43,301 --> 00:45:44,844 Mitsue, don't. 702 00:45:48,764 --> 00:45:51,058 He was never coming back to me. 703 00:45:52,685 --> 00:45:53,978 Mitsue. 704 00:45:56,480 --> 00:45:58,149 All the time 705 00:46:00,401 --> 00:46:02,486 I thought he loved me. 706 00:46:07,617 --> 00:46:09,452 I believed him. 707 00:46:20,922 --> 00:46:23,090 Dick was two different men. 708 00:46:24,050 --> 00:46:26,135 One who was always looking for a good time, 709 00:46:26,219 --> 00:46:28,012 no matter who it hurt, 710 00:46:28,971 --> 00:46:31,641 but the other was a man who loved you, 711 00:46:36,229 --> 00:46:37,688 very much. 712 00:46:39,440 --> 00:46:41,150 So much so that 713 00:46:42,151 --> 00:46:44,487 I think he knew that he'd ruin your life 714 00:46:44,570 --> 00:46:45,863 if he stayed. 715 00:46:51,953 --> 00:46:55,206 Remember the good parts of him, Mitsue. 716 00:46:56,457 --> 00:46:59,210 There's enough people that remember the rest. 717 00:47:06,008 --> 00:47:07,760 Thomas, can you get me some oregano? 718 00:47:07,843 --> 00:47:09,262 Oh, sure. 719 00:47:12,640 --> 00:47:15,768 Say, Rick, who was the other one on the list? 720 00:47:16,060 --> 00:47:17,228 What list? 721 00:47:17,309 --> 00:47:19,477 Oh, the list of drivers that we IDed. 722 00:47:19,563 --> 00:47:21,399 Hmm. What do you think? 723 00:47:22,566 --> 00:47:23,818 More salt. 724 00:47:23,901 --> 00:47:25,152 Right. 725 00:47:27,363 --> 00:47:28,906 So, who was it, Rick? 726 00:47:30,700 --> 00:47:32,451 You think it needs more wine? 727 00:47:32,618 --> 00:47:34,620 Rick, come on. Who was it? 728 00:47:35,830 --> 00:47:37,164 Catherine. 729 00:47:37,748 --> 00:47:39,125 Catherine who? 730 00:47:39,417 --> 00:47:41,127 T.C., what about the peppers? 731 00:47:41,794 --> 00:47:42,878 Rick. 732 00:47:44,630 --> 00:47:46,966 I don't know. They don't have a last name. 733 00:47:47,425 --> 00:47:49,302 Who doesn't have a last name? 734 00:47:56,267 --> 00:47:57,560 Nuns. 735 00:48:01,314 --> 00:48:02,898 Well, what's so funny? 736 00:48:03,065 --> 00:48:06,235 You mean to tell me a nun gave you that shiner? 737 00:48:06,402 --> 00:48:08,195 She thought I was trying to steal her car. 738 00:48:13,034 --> 00:48:14,660 Hey, she was a big nun.