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You've written seven chapters
of his autobiography
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and you haven't even met him?
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VIRGINIA:
He's an eccentric.
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[LAUGHING]
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Dinner or open-heart surgery?
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Germs.
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Harold W. Farber.
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Where... Where is she?
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Who's the insurance salesman?
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Come over here.
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You never made this trip,
you understand?
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Why?
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We have competitors.
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Industrial espionage security.
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It's all legal, and above board.
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If you got any more of these trips
that I didn't make,
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you just call me.
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RICK:
Well, first he's gonna tell you
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he's not gonna take you
anyplace anymore.
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And then he's gonna tell you
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about all the favors he's
done for you in the past.
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And then last but not least,
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he'll probably tell you
never to call him again.
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You think it's gonna be
that bad, Rick?
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It's just a little gas money.
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You're gonna get your chance
to find out right now.
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Hi, everybody.
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Oh, no, no, no, no, Thomas,
let me pay for that.
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[CHUCKLING]
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This is for Thomas' beer,
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and this is for a round
of drinks for everybody.
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I hope you can
break this down, Rick baby.
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$100? What did you do,
rob a bank?
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Orville, you're such a joker.
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Uh, T.C., I hate to be the one
to spoil your happy mood.
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Oh, look, I-I'll just
come right out with it.
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I don't have the money that
I promised to give you today.
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Tut, tut, tut.
Not to worry, Thomas.
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You can give it to me
tomorrow, next week.
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Whenever you get it is
soon enough for me, brother.
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All right, T.C.,
spit it out. What's up?
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What's up?
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Yeah, what's up?
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Buying these drinks, and now
this business with the gas money.
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You've been waiting weeks for
the gas money. You know that.
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Uh, Rick.
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[T.C. CLEARS THROAT]
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Let's just say
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that my chopper business
has finally paid off.
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I mean, a few days ago,
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I did a respectable
piece of business.
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Hell, that's great, T.C.
What did you do?
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I can't say.
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Oh, wonderful.
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I didn't do anything wrong.
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It's just that
it's very confidential.
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And very, very profitable.
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Magnum.
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The keys.
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What is it now, Higgins?
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The alarm system
is still not functional.
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MAGNUM:
I fixed it yesterday.
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Be that as it may, it was
inoperable this afternoon.
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Well, Zeus and Apollo
keep digging up the wires.
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HIGGINS: I don't care why
it's inoperable, Magnum.
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Our deal was, you fix the
system, you drive the Ferrari.
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Since it isn't repaired...
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How am I gonna get home?
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T.C.: [CLEARS THROAT]
Higgy baby,
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I was hoping that I would
run into you today.
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Uh, I've been thinking
of making some investments,
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and, uh, I was hoping that maybe
you might give me some advice.
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Well, uh,
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perhaps the local bank,
a savings account.
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No, no, no, no,
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uh, I have a few thou
to invest and I don't think
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that a savings account would,
uh, reap me my best deal.
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Well, uh,
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as a matter of fact, I am putting
together a small group of investors.
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T.C., you do not want
to get involved with Higgins
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and his regiment
of Her Majesty's pensioners.
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My prescience in matters of
business has paid off handsomely.
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He owns a couple of
slummy buildings in Honolulu.
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HIGGINS:
They are modern works of art,
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paragons of design.
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Thomas Magnum.
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I'm Magnum.
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Virginia Fowler.
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I, uh, just had a phone
conversation with Robin Masters,
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and he suggested I contact you.
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Would you mind driving me
back to my hotel?
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Your hotel?
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Please.
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I need your help.
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Of course.
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I'm sure that Mr. Masters
would want me to help.
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Thank you very much.
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MAGNUM: Virginia Fowler was
famous in a quiet sort of a way.
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She'd ghostwritten some of
the popular autobiographies
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in the last five years.
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Movie stars, athletes and
politicians would turn to her
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if they couldn't turn a phrase.
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Work on her current book
had been going well.
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That is, until today.
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She came home from a
morning swim to find trouble.
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The kind of sensational stuff
that in a book
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usually makes for bad reviews.
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Anything else missing?
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No.
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They only took
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all the papers having to do
with Harold Farber's book,
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and the tapes
of my first seven chapters.
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Who doesn't want
the book written?
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Just about everybody
who is mentioned in it.
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Farber doesn't want me
to pull any punches.
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How many people know
this book is being written?
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A lot of people.
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But only Farber
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and Emerson White,
his managing director,
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know that it's being
ghostwritten by me.
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If someone were
concerned enough,
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they'd find out
who was writing it.
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You probably got tailed
to one of his meetings.
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Meetings?
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[CHUCKLING]
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I've never even seen
Harold Farber.
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All our conversations
have been over the phone.
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You've written seven chapters
of his autobiography,
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and you haven't even met him?
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He's an eccentric.
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[PHONE RINGING]
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Excuse me.
That might be important.
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MAGNUM: Harold Farber was
the human equivalent of Bigfoot.
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He made the headlines a lot,
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but hardly anyone
had ever seen him.
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And nobody knew when he'd
make another appearance.
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I wasn't so sure
he even existed.
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[CHUCKLING]
Okay.
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That was Emerson White,
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managing director
of Farber Industries.
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It seems I've been invited
to lunch by Harold Farber.
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Do you know how long I've
been trying to get to meet that guy?
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Don't you think
that's kind of funny?
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I mean, coming right after
your stuff being stolen?
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I think I better go with you.
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How?
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MAGNUM: It had been a
long time since I put my suit on.
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I was surprised
it was still in style.
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And still smelt like mothballs.
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[PANTING]
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[DOOR OPENS]
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[DOOR CLOSES]
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They don't recognize you
all dressed up.
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Very funny, Higgins.
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MAGNUM:
Higgins!
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Ah. They recognize
the voice.
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Higgins, call them off.
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I'm afraid they'll have to
stay on patrol
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until the alarm system
is operational.
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I'll fix it tomorrow.
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We shouldn't put off
until tomorrow...
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What we can do today.
Higgins, we wouldn't want
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Robin Masters to find out
I was late picking up Miss Fowler,
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because of the lads, would we?
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[DOGS BARKING]
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Zeus, Apollo, come.
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Thank you very much.
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[CAR ENGINE STARTING]
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MAGNUM:
I was running late.
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I had taken too much time
getting dressed,
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and that's a bad sign.
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Instead of
worrying about the job
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I was going to do for my client,
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my mind was taken up with
picking exactly the right tie.
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As if it matters.
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I like that tie.
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MAGNUM: The Farber building
security was more than good.
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But it made me a little uneasy.
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I never liked places you
couldn't enter from the street.
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[TIRES SCREECHING]
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I'm Virginia Fowler
and this is my assistant.
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Are you Miss Fowler?
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Yes.
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And, uh, is this your assistant?
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Yes.
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I'm Barker, ma'am,
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Mr. Farber's
gentlemen's gentleman.
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Come with me.
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[MACHINES BEEPING]
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Here she comes.
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[PHONE BEEPS]
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Yes?
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She's visiting Farber.
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Don't worry, I'll be back
before they are through.
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Who's that with her?
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That's her assistant.
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I want a complete background
on him before he leaves here.
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Arthur, you're
chief of security.
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He should have been checked.
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Yes, sir.
I, uh, I'll call research.
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[DIALING TELEPHONE]
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[LAUGHING]
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Dinner or open-heart surgery?
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This is great.
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I think this is gold.
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You're gonna put this
in your book, Miss Fowler?
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Who would believe it?
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Yes, you're probably right.
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Miss Fowler, nice to see you
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in the compound
for the first time.
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Mr. White, I thought
you were in New York
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preparing for the board
of directors' meeting.
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I leave in the morning.
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Uh, this is Thomas Milton,
my assistant.
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Emerson White, Harold Farber's eyes,
ears and right hand.
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And the one responsible
for getting information to me.
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It's nice to finally put a face
with the name, Mr. White.
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And I must say, I am
particularly looking forward
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to meeting the elusive
Harold Farber in person.
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Yes. Well, this meeting
was called rather abruptly
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because of Mr. Farber's
deteriorating health.
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He wanted to be sure to meet
Miss Fowler while he still could.
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I must say that Miss Fowler
and I were really quite surprised
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when the invitation
came in this morning.
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We have difficulty
getting him up for visitors.
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- Mr. White?
- Yes?
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Why are we wearing these?
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Germs.
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Of course.
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I certainly hope that
Mr. Farber is feeling better
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than the last time
I spoke with him.
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When was that?
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A week ago yesterday
at 10:00 a.m.
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I remember because when I heard
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Harold Farber himself was
on the line, I got so nervous.
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What did he say?
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Oh, he was a bit incoherent,
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but, uh, he knew he was very ill
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and wanted me to finish the
book as quickly as possible.
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That's wonderful.
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Mr. Farber has boxed up some
more of his papers for you to take,
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some personal papers this time.
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Oh! What a relief!
Without those papers,
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Miss Fowler
would have had to skip
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our subject's
private life altogether.
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Lady and gentlemen,
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Harold W. Farber.
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FARBER:
Will you stop following me?
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I know where I'm going!
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[STUTTERING]
Where is she?
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Mr. Farber,
may I present Miss Fowler.
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Oh, White, you weren't kidding
when you said she's a looker.
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Who's the insurance salesman?
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I'm Miss Fowler's
assistant, sir.
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I must say, it's a thrill
and a pleasure to meet you.
256
00:16:56,439 --> 00:16:58,441
Well, you sit there.
257
00:16:59,108 --> 00:17:02,653
And you, you will sit by me.
258
00:17:10,411 --> 00:17:12,038
Get your cotton-picking
hands off me.
259
00:17:12,163 --> 00:17:13,748
Get your hands off me!
Get... get...
260
00:17:16,334 --> 00:17:17,877
What wine?
261
00:17:20,922 --> 00:17:22,173
Oh.
262
00:17:22,381 --> 00:17:23,883
Scriptures.
263
00:17:24,842 --> 00:17:26,302
Give us a scripture.
264
00:17:29,055 --> 00:17:32,183
Uh, "Blessed are the meek,
for they shall inherit the earth."
265
00:17:33,351 --> 00:17:34,727
Amen.
266
00:17:42,652 --> 00:17:44,487
What is this stuff?
It tastes funny.
267
00:17:44,570 --> 00:17:46,781
Chateau Lafitte, sir.
268
00:17:46,998 --> 00:17:48,282
19...
269
00:17:48,366 --> 00:17:51,202
I say, 1949.
270
00:17:52,119 --> 00:17:53,621
We're out of muscatel?
271
00:17:53,871 --> 00:17:56,082
We'll try locating
some for you, sir.
272
00:18:07,885 --> 00:18:10,471
Barker, this stuff
gives me heartburn.
273
00:18:11,180 --> 00:18:12,431
Now,
274
00:18:12,807 --> 00:18:14,100
you,
275
00:18:15,101 --> 00:18:16,894
you want my story.
276
00:18:17,979 --> 00:18:19,063
[FARBER GROANING]
277
00:18:19,272 --> 00:18:20,731
BARKER:
The poor master!
278
00:18:20,982 --> 00:18:22,275
He'll be okay.
279
00:18:22,483 --> 00:18:24,402
Shouldn't he go to a hospital?
280
00:18:24,485 --> 00:18:26,529
Harold Farber
doesn't go to hospitals.
281
00:18:26,654 --> 00:18:28,573
Hospitals go to Harold Farber.
282
00:18:30,575 --> 00:18:32,451
WHITE: Take him to
bed and get Dr. Roberts.
283
00:18:32,660 --> 00:18:34,036
Yes, sir.
284
00:18:37,832 --> 00:18:40,001
I'm terribly sorry
about this, Miss Fowler.
285
00:18:40,084 --> 00:18:41,752
We can count on
your discretion, of course.
286
00:18:43,087 --> 00:18:44,422
Of course.
287
00:18:45,131 --> 00:18:46,382
Discretion?
288
00:18:46,757 --> 00:18:48,968
That, sir, goes without saying.
289
00:18:50,511 --> 00:18:52,430
[MACHINES BEEPING]
290
00:18:57,518 --> 00:18:59,145
How was Farber?
291
00:18:59,353 --> 00:19:00,688
True to form.
292
00:19:00,771 --> 00:19:02,189
That's good.
293
00:19:02,523 --> 00:19:05,443
'Cause that assistant's
real name is Thomas Magnum,
294
00:19:05,568 --> 00:19:08,112
an ex-Naval intelligence
officer,
295
00:19:08,279 --> 00:19:10,740
currently
a private investigator.
296
00:19:16,329 --> 00:19:18,956
MAGNUM: Well, I've
now met Harold Farber.
297
00:19:19,081 --> 00:19:22,335
But you know, I still
wasn't sure he existed.
298
00:19:55,743 --> 00:19:57,870
They put me in a new bungalow.
299
00:19:57,995 --> 00:19:59,914
It's gonna take days
to clean up the old one.
300
00:19:59,997 --> 00:20:02,083
You're lucky
they didn't kick you out.
301
00:20:08,339 --> 00:20:10,800
VIRGINIA:
Oh, no. Not again.
302
00:20:11,092 --> 00:20:13,052
MAGNUM: Now they are
gonna kick you out.
303
00:20:14,637 --> 00:20:15,971
Hey.
304
00:20:16,430 --> 00:20:18,724
It's all right.
I think I got an idea.
305
00:20:21,018 --> 00:20:22,603
MAGNUM:
Virginia needed protection,
306
00:20:22,770 --> 00:20:24,897
so I brought her
to Robin Masters' guesthouse.
307
00:20:24,980 --> 00:20:26,857
I'd done as much
for other clients,
308
00:20:27,066 --> 00:20:29,527
but maybe
never quite as willingly.
309
00:20:29,610 --> 00:20:30,986
[CHUCKLES]
310
00:20:31,070 --> 00:20:33,030
What a fantastic life you lead.
311
00:20:35,491 --> 00:20:36,992
You really think so?
312
00:20:37,201 --> 00:20:38,703
Have you always been
a private investigator?
313
00:20:38,911 --> 00:20:40,830
No, I used to be a paper boy.
314
00:20:40,913 --> 00:20:43,082
Uh, I'm serious.
315
00:20:43,374 --> 00:20:45,459
I'm serious.
I was in Naval intelligence.
316
00:20:45,543 --> 00:20:48,254
Oh. You don't seem like the type.
317
00:20:50,423 --> 00:20:52,717
The Navy, I mean,
not the intelligence.
318
00:20:53,134 --> 00:20:54,885
I know what you mean.
319
00:20:55,678 --> 00:20:57,179
[CRICKETS CHIRPING]
320
00:21:05,062 --> 00:21:06,647
[DOGS BARKING]
321
00:21:07,064 --> 00:21:08,691
[DOGS GROWLING]
322
00:21:17,700 --> 00:21:19,535
[DOGS WHINING]
323
00:21:40,806 --> 00:21:42,308
Um, then?
324
00:21:42,725 --> 00:21:43,934
Then.
325
00:21:44,310 --> 00:21:45,936
You were in the Navy.
326
00:21:46,312 --> 00:21:48,314
Yes, I was in the Navy.
327
00:21:48,647 --> 00:21:51,066
A career man, Navy all the way.
328
00:21:51,442 --> 00:21:52,902
What happened?
329
00:21:53,402 --> 00:21:56,113
I started asking myself
a lot of questions.
330
00:21:57,948 --> 00:21:59,158
And?
331
00:22:00,951 --> 00:22:02,620
I'm still asking.
332
00:22:17,384 --> 00:22:20,721
I just hate putting you out
of your bedroom like this.
333
00:22:21,096 --> 00:22:22,807
Sure you'll be all right there?
334
00:22:22,890 --> 00:22:24,475
Oh, it's fine.
335
00:22:24,767 --> 00:22:27,561
You, uh, you should stay
in the bedroom.
336
00:22:28,187 --> 00:22:30,564
It's safer, more secure.
337
00:22:31,357 --> 00:22:32,942
Interesting evening.
338
00:22:33,067 --> 00:22:34,777
Oh, I guess so.
It's not everyday
339
00:22:34,860 --> 00:22:36,779
you get to see the
legendary Harold Farber
340
00:22:36,862 --> 00:22:38,989
fall blotto at the dinner table.
341
00:22:39,782 --> 00:22:41,534
That's not what I meant.
342
00:22:44,036 --> 00:22:45,621
Good night, Virginia.
343
00:22:47,581 --> 00:22:49,208
Good night, Thomas.
344
00:22:53,754 --> 00:22:55,214
[SIGHS]
345
00:23:14,525 --> 00:23:16,443
MAGNUM:
I had this very strict policy
346
00:23:16,527 --> 00:23:19,071
about not having
relationships with my clients.
347
00:23:19,154 --> 00:23:21,699
Anything else just
wouldn't be professional.
348
00:23:22,283 --> 00:23:25,494
I know what you're thinking,
and you're right.
349
00:24:02,489 --> 00:24:03,616
[GUNSHOT FIRES]
350
00:24:06,994 --> 00:24:08,287
MAGNUM:
Get down!
351
00:24:08,370 --> 00:24:09,914
Somebody's trying
to shoot at one of us.
352
00:24:24,303 --> 00:24:25,846
Stay right there.
353
00:24:26,388 --> 00:24:27,556
VIRGINIA:
Thomas.
354
00:24:27,765 --> 00:24:28,849
Thomas.
355
00:24:28,933 --> 00:24:30,392
What's going on?
What's wrong?
356
00:24:30,559 --> 00:24:31,727
Somebody tried to shoot me.
357
00:24:31,977 --> 00:24:32,978
Twice!
358
00:24:33,228 --> 00:24:34,355
Who is he?
359
00:24:34,438 --> 00:24:37,066
I don't know who he is,
but I intend to find out.
360
00:24:37,775 --> 00:24:39,276
Stay right there.
361
00:24:43,822 --> 00:24:45,783
- Who sent you?
- Nobody.
362
00:24:46,033 --> 00:24:47,618
I said, who sent you?
363
00:24:56,168 --> 00:24:58,420
Now, care to change your mind?
364
00:25:01,674 --> 00:25:03,842
MAGNUM:
With my .45 nuzzling his ear,
365
00:25:03,926 --> 00:25:06,095
I expected the guy
to take us to his employer.
366
00:25:06,178 --> 00:25:09,348
What I didn't expect was
that he'd take us in a limo.
367
00:25:14,603 --> 00:25:15,813
MRS. BALLARD:
Oscar!
368
00:25:18,190 --> 00:25:21,110
I'm sorry, uh, I think
I'm in the wrong room.
369
00:25:21,860 --> 00:25:23,070
Mrs. Ballard!
370
00:25:25,322 --> 00:25:26,865
You know this woman?
371
00:25:28,951 --> 00:25:30,452
Virginia!
372
00:25:31,370 --> 00:25:32,788
Oh, dear me.
373
00:25:33,038 --> 00:25:34,873
[MRS. BALLARD SIGHING]
374
00:25:37,001 --> 00:25:40,504
Dear me. Now I've really
gone and done it, haven't I?
375
00:25:40,713 --> 00:25:42,297
Know this man?
376
00:25:42,923 --> 00:25:44,675
Of course. That's Oscar.
377
00:25:44,800 --> 00:25:47,344
Don't worry, Mrs. Ballard.
It's all right.
378
00:25:47,453 --> 00:25:49,038
Is the senator with you?
379
00:25:49,096 --> 00:25:51,598
He's in Washington.
He doesn't know I'm here.
380
00:25:53,183 --> 00:25:54,727
Senator Ballard's wife?
381
00:25:54,810 --> 00:25:56,061
Yes.
382
00:25:56,228 --> 00:25:57,938
VIRGINIA:
What are you doing here then?
383
00:25:58,063 --> 00:26:00,315
And why are you sending
these gunmen after me?
384
00:26:00,399 --> 00:26:03,444
MRS. BALLARD:
Oscar, I said no violence.
385
00:26:03,777 --> 00:26:06,613
It wasn't me, ma'am.
I swear.
386
00:26:06,864 --> 00:26:09,033
All I wanted were the letters.
387
00:26:09,116 --> 00:26:10,159
What letters?
388
00:26:10,451 --> 00:26:12,036
They were shameful.
389
00:26:13,537 --> 00:26:16,415
It would just kill
the senator if he knew.
390
00:26:16,582 --> 00:26:17,708
What letters?
391
00:26:17,791 --> 00:26:21,003
And my grandchildren,
my great-grandchildren.
392
00:26:21,587 --> 00:26:24,298
It's the only indiscretion
of my life.
393
00:26:24,423 --> 00:26:25,924
I was a young widow.
394
00:26:26,008 --> 00:26:27,843
I hadn't met the senator yet.
395
00:26:28,427 --> 00:26:29,386
Harold...
396
00:26:30,888 --> 00:26:33,348
Harold just
swept me off my feet.
397
00:26:33,640 --> 00:26:35,726
Oh. Harold Farber.
398
00:26:35,809 --> 00:26:37,811
You wrote some letters
to Harold Farber?
399
00:26:37,936 --> 00:26:40,856
Why didn't you just ask him
to return the letters?
400
00:26:40,981 --> 00:26:42,566
Well, I did.
401
00:26:42,691 --> 00:26:46,653
As soon as I heard about the
autobiography, I telephoned him.
402
00:26:46,737 --> 00:26:48,489
He said he'd give me
the letters.
403
00:26:48,864 --> 00:26:52,159
And when I got here this week,
they wouldn't let me see him,
404
00:26:52,242 --> 00:26:54,536
or even speak to him
by telephone.
405
00:26:55,746 --> 00:26:57,998
And then they sent
the letters to you.
406
00:26:58,082 --> 00:26:59,374
Me?
407
00:26:59,583 --> 00:27:01,335
I don't have your letters.
408
00:27:01,460 --> 00:27:02,503
You don't?
409
00:27:02,711 --> 00:27:04,338
Okay, Mrs. Ballard.
410
00:27:04,421 --> 00:27:06,340
That explains
the two ransacked rooms,
411
00:27:06,423 --> 00:27:07,966
but who's trying to kill me?
412
00:27:08,050 --> 00:27:11,261
MRS. BALLARD:
Certainly not Harold Farber.
413
00:27:11,470 --> 00:27:13,138
He's a very gentle man.
414
00:27:13,222 --> 00:27:15,182
He wouldn't harm anyone.
415
00:27:16,600 --> 00:27:18,936
I think I can get
those letters back for you.
416
00:27:19,019 --> 00:27:20,187
Wait a minute.
417
00:27:20,270 --> 00:27:22,356
After what happened
last time I was there,
418
00:27:22,397 --> 00:27:23,774
he owes me another visit.
419
00:27:23,899 --> 00:27:25,067
MAGNUM:
Now just hold on.
420
00:27:25,275 --> 00:27:26,777
I said somebody
just tried to kill me.
421
00:27:33,867 --> 00:27:35,452
Could you get me in there?
422
00:27:35,661 --> 00:27:37,037
MAGNUM:
No, she couldn't.
423
00:27:37,121 --> 00:27:39,206
Didn't you two
just hear what I said?
424
00:27:39,289 --> 00:27:41,667
Somebody's tried
to kill me, twice.
425
00:27:41,792 --> 00:27:43,836
And it has something to do
with Harold Farber.
426
00:27:43,919 --> 00:27:46,004
And besides that,
that could be dangerous.
427
00:27:46,088 --> 00:27:49,424
Well, then,
you'd better come with us.
428
00:27:52,094 --> 00:27:53,512
RICK:
It's a simple question.
429
00:27:53,637 --> 00:27:55,305
Whose autobiography
is she writing?
430
00:27:55,389 --> 00:27:56,849
I can't tell you that.
431
00:27:56,966 --> 00:27:59,301
Well, then I can't
do you a favor.
432
00:27:59,434 --> 00:28:01,728
- Sorry, pal.
- Come on, Rick.
433
00:28:01,812 --> 00:28:04,106
Who she's writing about
falls under client confidentiality.
434
00:28:04,189 --> 00:28:06,191
- You know that.
- Oh, I see.
435
00:28:06,275 --> 00:28:08,443
It's okay for you to send
me out on your goofy cases,
436
00:28:08,527 --> 00:28:10,904
but when it comes to anything
else, just forget it, right?
437
00:28:10,988 --> 00:28:12,239
No.
438
00:28:12,322 --> 00:28:14,074
I just can't tell you,
that's all.
439
00:28:14,233 --> 00:28:16,493
You just can't tell me, that's all.
You sound like T.C.
440
00:28:16,660 --> 00:28:18,370
He's been acting
like a KGB agent lately.
441
00:28:18,579 --> 00:28:21,373
Why is it that I bend over
backwards for you guys,
442
00:28:21,456 --> 00:28:22,958
I'll do anything for you,
443
00:28:23,041 --> 00:28:25,085
I ask you one simple question,
just one,
444
00:28:25,169 --> 00:28:26,837
and you act like
I come from 60 Minutes.
445
00:28:28,005 --> 00:28:29,673
All right, all right,
446
00:28:29,756 --> 00:28:31,842
if I tell you,
will you do me the favor?
447
00:28:38,765 --> 00:28:39,892
Maybe.
448
00:28:40,142 --> 00:28:42,895
She's writing the book about me.
449
00:28:43,187 --> 00:28:44,563
[LAUGHING]
450
00:28:44,688 --> 00:28:46,023
About you?
451
00:28:46,982 --> 00:28:48,192
That's a riot.
452
00:28:48,275 --> 00:28:49,568
What's so funny?
453
00:28:49,651 --> 00:28:52,196
It just so happens I've had
a pretty interesting life.
454
00:28:52,279 --> 00:28:56,200
Sure, a couple of chapters
maybe, but a whole book?
455
00:28:57,618 --> 00:29:00,495
I'm even including an item
or two about you, old buddy.
456
00:29:00,579 --> 00:29:02,664
- You are? Like what?
- Like Bangkok.
457
00:29:02,998 --> 00:29:04,625
Like that girl
who wouldn't kiss you
458
00:29:04,708 --> 00:29:06,335
because she was
brought up in a convent.
459
00:29:06,418 --> 00:29:08,170
All the time she was saying no,
460
00:29:08,253 --> 00:29:10,881
she was picking your pockets
and stealing your watch.
461
00:29:11,089 --> 00:29:12,132
That's not funny.
462
00:29:12,299 --> 00:29:14,134
Oh, some people think
it is very funny.
463
00:29:14,343 --> 00:29:16,011
That's personal stuff, Thomas.
464
00:29:16,084 --> 00:29:18,461
Don't you need permission
from me to write stuff like that?
465
00:29:18,540 --> 00:29:19,806
I'm not writing it.
466
00:29:19,848 --> 00:29:21,975
I am merely recounting my life
467
00:29:22,059 --> 00:29:25,479
and including the people and the
memories that have made it what it is.
468
00:29:25,729 --> 00:29:27,022
Thomas.
469
00:29:27,564 --> 00:29:28,899
Of course,
470
00:29:28,982 --> 00:29:32,069
I could forget to leave out
some of those stories
471
00:29:32,152 --> 00:29:33,487
if I really wanted to.
472
00:29:33,654 --> 00:29:35,280
Of course, I'm sure.
473
00:29:38,617 --> 00:29:40,285
All right, I'll do the favor.
474
00:29:40,369 --> 00:29:42,162
Let's get one thing straight.
475
00:29:42,246 --> 00:29:44,331
I'm not gonna put on
any dumb disguise.
476
00:29:44,414 --> 00:29:46,375
I'm not playing
garbage man, delivery man,
477
00:29:46,458 --> 00:29:48,293
sewer man,
or any other kind of man.
478
00:29:48,377 --> 00:29:49,878
That--That's final, all right?
479
00:29:49,962 --> 00:29:51,171
Of course.
480
00:29:58,095 --> 00:29:59,596
[BELL BUZZING]
481
00:30:10,816 --> 00:30:12,359
State your business.
482
00:30:13,443 --> 00:30:16,154
Delivery.
Muscatel for the penthouse.
483
00:30:16,363 --> 00:30:18,031
Someone will be right down.
484
00:30:19,366 --> 00:30:20,909
Barker, delivery.
485
00:30:26,957 --> 00:30:28,959
Mike, keep an eye on Barker.
486
00:30:29,042 --> 00:30:30,961
He dozes off a lot.
487
00:30:39,928 --> 00:30:41,555
Can I help you, sonny?
488
00:30:41,638 --> 00:30:43,807
Hey, pops. Got a little
delivery here for you.
489
00:30:43,890 --> 00:30:45,100
[BARKER GROANS]
490
00:30:45,183 --> 00:30:46,935
Hang on to that now.
491
00:30:47,019 --> 00:30:49,855
You all right?
Let me give you a hand here.
492
00:30:51,231 --> 00:30:52,816
You all right there, pop?
You got them?
493
00:30:53,025 --> 00:30:55,694
BARKER: The master
always takes a small glass
494
00:30:55,777 --> 00:30:57,487
just at bedtime.
495
00:30:57,738 --> 00:31:00,032
Yeah, right.
You sure you got them now?
496
00:31:00,115 --> 00:31:01,742
I'm trying to
help you over here.
497
00:31:01,950 --> 00:31:05,120
Well, it looked like rain
earlier in the day.
498
00:31:05,329 --> 00:31:08,332
Rheumatism always tells me
when it's about to rain...
499
00:31:08,415 --> 00:31:10,584
Yeah, rain, it's gonna
rain, pop. You're right.
500
00:31:10,834 --> 00:31:11,793
[BARKER GROANS]
501
00:31:11,877 --> 00:31:13,962
It always rains on Wednesdays.
502
00:31:14,046 --> 00:31:15,464
You got that?
503
00:31:15,547 --> 00:31:17,215
Uh, thank you.
504
00:31:21,178 --> 00:31:23,472
T.C.: Okay, well, how come
I can't be a general partner
505
00:31:23,555 --> 00:31:24,890
as opposed to a limited partner?
506
00:31:24,973 --> 00:31:26,516
Really, T.C.,
that's so elementary,
507
00:31:26,600 --> 00:31:28,060
I hardly know where to begin.
508
00:31:28,143 --> 00:31:30,103
Since I'm getting ready
to invest a few thou,
509
00:31:30,187 --> 00:31:31,563
you better begin
at the beginning.
510
00:31:31,646 --> 00:31:33,190
It's simple, T.C.
511
00:31:33,273 --> 00:31:35,609
The limited partners
put up all the money,
512
00:31:35,942 --> 00:31:38,028
and the general partner
spends it
513
00:31:38,111 --> 00:31:40,655
and shares in the profits,
if there are any.
514
00:31:40,864 --> 00:31:41,823
Oh.
515
00:31:41,907 --> 00:31:43,658
Well, then I definitely
want to be
516
00:31:43,784 --> 00:31:45,077
the general partner.
517
00:31:45,160 --> 00:31:46,995
I'm afraid that's impossible.
518
00:31:47,329 --> 00:31:48,497
How come?
519
00:31:48,663 --> 00:31:50,624
There already is
a general partner.
520
00:31:50,916 --> 00:31:53,210
- Who?
- Me.
521
00:31:54,628 --> 00:31:55,962
Wait... wait... wait.
522
00:31:56,046 --> 00:31:58,382
You mean,
I'm putting in all my money,
523
00:31:58,465 --> 00:31:59,800
and you ain't putting in any,
524
00:31:59,883 --> 00:32:02,177
but, yet instead, you
get to sharing the profits?
525
00:32:02,344 --> 00:32:03,887
No way.
Look here, Higgins,
526
00:32:04,096 --> 00:32:06,098
if I find you trying to run
this con on anybody else,
527
00:32:06,306 --> 00:32:07,974
I'm gonna report you
to the Better Business Bureau.
528
00:32:08,225 --> 00:32:09,434
[SNIGGERING]
529
00:32:09,518 --> 00:32:10,602
Uh...
530
00:32:10,727 --> 00:32:13,438
Here. This ain't
the key to the city.
531
00:32:13,730 --> 00:32:15,899
Just so long as it
fits the elevator.
532
00:32:17,984 --> 00:32:20,278
Hey, hey, hey, where's
my van? Is it okay?
533
00:32:20,362 --> 00:32:21,905
Your van is fine.
534
00:32:21,988 --> 00:32:26,535
Oh, T.C., uh, one of my clients
may need to rent your chopper later.
535
00:32:29,496 --> 00:32:31,706
$100 an hour for the chopper.
536
00:32:33,291 --> 00:32:34,418
Deal.
537
00:32:34,501 --> 00:32:36,128
T.C.:
And if I get shot at,
538
00:32:36,211 --> 00:32:38,797
it's triple plus damages.
539
00:32:39,047 --> 00:32:41,299
Why would you
get shot at, T.C.?
540
00:32:44,511 --> 00:32:48,098
Okay, $100.
Double, if shot at.
541
00:32:48,181 --> 00:32:50,809
No. Triple,
if I get shot at.
542
00:32:50,934 --> 00:32:52,018
T.C.!
543
00:32:52,602 --> 00:32:53,603
Triple.
544
00:32:55,021 --> 00:32:56,064
[SIGHS]
545
00:32:56,148 --> 00:32:57,107
Deal.
546
00:32:57,315 --> 00:32:58,650
Plus damages?
547
00:32:58,859 --> 00:33:00,402
Plus damages.
548
00:33:01,194 --> 00:33:02,696
Okay, where are we flying?
549
00:33:04,030 --> 00:33:05,782
I want you to wait by the phone.
550
00:33:05,907 --> 00:33:07,409
If you don't hear
from me by 8.00,
551
00:33:07,492 --> 00:33:10,620
I want you to land on the roof of
the Farber building and pick us up.
552
00:33:11,455 --> 00:33:12,831
No way.
553
00:33:13,457 --> 00:33:14,916
But you just said deal.
554
00:33:15,083 --> 00:33:16,376
I didn't. You did.
555
00:33:16,668 --> 00:33:18,211
T.C., what's going on?
556
00:33:18,503 --> 00:33:20,547
Let's just say that I'm
getting smart, that's all.
557
00:33:20,630 --> 00:33:21,923
Sorry, Thomas.
558
00:33:22,007 --> 00:33:23,550
Later, fellas.
559
00:33:27,596 --> 00:33:29,681
Curiouser and curiouser.
560
00:33:30,140 --> 00:33:32,726
Why would T.C.
turn down all that money?
561
00:33:38,273 --> 00:33:39,941
MAGNUM:
T.C. backed out,
562
00:33:39,983 --> 00:33:41,776
but I still had to
go through with this.
563
00:33:41,860 --> 00:33:43,403
Somewhere I had this feeling
564
00:33:43,487 --> 00:33:45,697
he'd change his mind
and come through for me.
565
00:33:45,780 --> 00:33:47,866
At least I hoped he would.
566
00:33:50,911 --> 00:33:52,537
Good afternoon, Barker.
567
00:33:52,621 --> 00:33:54,706
Good afternoon, ma'am.
568
00:34:10,972 --> 00:34:12,432
[MACHINES BEEPING]
569
00:34:45,006 --> 00:34:46,174
[BARKER GROANS]
570
00:34:46,332 --> 00:34:48,376
Oh, my God!
He's fainted!
571
00:34:48,426 --> 00:34:50,011
- Miss Fow...
- Help!
572
00:34:50,178 --> 00:34:52,973
Help! My God,
he's fainted!
573
00:34:53,306 --> 00:34:54,474
He's fainted.
574
00:34:54,558 --> 00:34:56,434
Help. Help.
575
00:35:19,465 --> 00:35:21,209
- [BARKER STAMMERING]
- Help!
576
00:35:21,501 --> 00:35:23,420
BARKER:
Miss Fowler, are you...
577
00:35:23,628 --> 00:35:25,589
[GRUNTS]
The man...
578
00:35:27,299 --> 00:35:29,301
Uh, I know a heart attack
when I see one.
579
00:35:29,426 --> 00:35:30,635
I used to be a nurse.
580
00:35:30,802 --> 00:35:32,137
- Heart attack?
- VIRGINIA: Yes.
581
00:35:43,064 --> 00:35:44,274
What?
582
00:35:45,442 --> 00:35:47,235
[BARKER GAGGING]
583
00:35:47,485 --> 00:35:50,530
Well, we've got to get him
to a bed or something.
584
00:35:54,284 --> 00:35:56,077
MIKE:
Come on, old man.
585
00:36:39,245 --> 00:36:40,705
[SNORING]
586
00:36:42,040 --> 00:36:43,375
Harold.
587
00:36:45,835 --> 00:36:47,170
Harold.
588
00:36:47,587 --> 00:36:48,880
[MOANING]
589
00:36:48,963 --> 00:36:50,382
MRS. BALLARD:
It's Frona.
590
00:36:50,632 --> 00:36:52,384
Is it still raining?
591
00:36:53,426 --> 00:36:54,719
[MOANING]
592
00:36:54,803 --> 00:36:56,262
MAGNUM:
He's drunk.
593
00:36:59,140 --> 00:37:00,600
Never.
594
00:37:04,771 --> 00:37:06,189
What's wrong?
595
00:37:06,314 --> 00:37:07,982
He looks different.
596
00:37:08,066 --> 00:37:09,734
When did you see him last?
597
00:37:09,818 --> 00:37:11,945
May 10, 1925.
598
00:37:14,989 --> 00:37:17,242
Well, people change, you know.
599
00:37:17,617 --> 00:37:20,912
It's the shape
of his head, the nose.
600
00:37:21,162 --> 00:37:22,455
Something...
601
00:37:24,833 --> 00:37:26,751
- [MOANS]
- What are you doing?
602
00:37:26,876 --> 00:37:29,587
- Harold had a scar on his chest.
- Mrs. Ballard.
603
00:37:31,297 --> 00:37:32,882
That's not Harold.
604
00:37:32,966 --> 00:37:34,801
What have they done
with my Harold?
605
00:37:34,884 --> 00:37:36,052
[DOOR OPENS]
606
00:37:52,110 --> 00:37:53,903
[FARBER SNORING]
607
00:38:58,051 --> 00:39:00,303
Come on,
let's get some exercise.
608
00:39:00,470 --> 00:39:02,138
- Are you...
- Come on!
609
00:39:19,531 --> 00:39:21,449
Let's get some exercise.
610
00:39:55,608 --> 00:39:56,943
Forward.
611
00:40:05,159 --> 00:40:06,411
Back.
612
00:40:17,755 --> 00:40:19,007
Back.
613
00:40:44,198 --> 00:40:46,159
Hey, hey!
614
00:40:48,536 --> 00:40:50,330
What do you two think
you're doing?
615
00:40:50,413 --> 00:40:52,040
We don't allow
that kind of thing here.
616
00:40:52,123 --> 00:40:53,374
[GROANS]
617
00:41:00,214 --> 00:41:01,382
T.C.:
Orville, Orville.
618
00:41:01,466 --> 00:41:02,842
- Have you seen Thomas?
- RICK: Hi, T.C.
619
00:41:02,926 --> 00:41:04,177
No, I haven't seen him.
Did you try the estate?
620
00:41:04,385 --> 00:41:06,554
I did, but Higgins said he
didn't come home last night.
621
00:41:06,596 --> 00:41:08,306
So maybe he got lucky.
You know him.
622
00:41:08,389 --> 00:41:09,557
[CHUCKLING]
623
00:41:09,641 --> 00:41:10,892
Or shot at.
624
00:41:10,975 --> 00:41:12,977
He shouldn't mess around
with married women.
625
00:41:13,061 --> 00:41:15,438
Oh, man. He asked me
to help him and I wouldn't.
626
00:41:15,521 --> 00:41:16,898
He went off and did it himself.
627
00:41:17,014 --> 00:41:18,515
Did what?
Get fresh fruit, will you?
628
00:41:18,614 --> 00:41:20,526
I think he went
to the Farber building.
629
00:41:20,610 --> 00:41:22,070
Harold Farber?
630
00:41:22,278 --> 00:41:23,863
So that's who
she's writing about.
631
00:41:23,947 --> 00:41:26,324
Offered big bucks to pick
him up, and I wouldn't do it.
632
00:41:27,116 --> 00:41:28,534
Do what?
633
00:41:32,622 --> 00:41:34,332
[FARBER MUMBLING]
634
00:41:45,635 --> 00:41:47,053
[ELEVATOR BELL DINGS]
635
00:41:47,136 --> 00:41:48,596
[ELEVATOR OPENS]
636
00:41:49,514 --> 00:41:50,848
ARTHUR:
Mike.
637
00:41:54,268 --> 00:41:55,561
ARTHUR:
Mike!
638
00:42:53,286 --> 00:42:54,495
Come on.
639
00:42:58,207 --> 00:42:59,792
[WHISPERING]
That's Harold.
640
00:43:03,713 --> 00:43:05,298
This guy is just a stand-in.
641
00:43:05,381 --> 00:43:08,634
I told you, I... I told you, he
wasn't the real Harold Farber.
642
00:43:08,676 --> 00:43:09,927
He's a fake.
643
00:43:12,263 --> 00:43:13,639
Is he dead?
644
00:43:13,890 --> 00:43:15,016
Very.
645
00:43:20,146 --> 00:43:22,106
- What are they up to?
- Come on.
646
00:43:22,231 --> 00:43:23,649
There's only one reason
to freeze him,
647
00:43:23,733 --> 00:43:25,443
that's to announce
his death at a later date.
648
00:43:25,526 --> 00:43:27,695
Wait a minute.
The board of directors' meeting.
649
00:43:27,820 --> 00:43:28,863
That's it.
650
00:43:28,946 --> 00:43:30,782
He wants to vote
Farber's proxy one more time.
651
00:43:30,865 --> 00:43:31,991
That's right.
Come on.
652
00:43:32,075 --> 00:43:33,367
But why did they invite me here?
653
00:43:33,443 --> 00:43:36,204
- I'll get in their way.
- You're a very valuable witness.
654
00:43:36,287 --> 00:43:38,039
Once they announce
Farber's death,
655
00:43:38,122 --> 00:43:40,083
you can tell everyone how
much time you spent with him
656
00:43:40,166 --> 00:43:41,709
the last week of his life.
657
00:43:41,793 --> 00:43:43,461
You can also verify
how sick he was.
658
00:43:43,544 --> 00:43:44,962
Come on, let's go.
659
00:43:48,591 --> 00:43:49,717
Oh.
660
00:43:49,842 --> 00:43:51,928
Are... Are we going home?
661
00:43:52,095 --> 00:43:54,472
MAGNUM: I hoped I was right
about T.C. changing his mind.
662
00:43:54,555 --> 00:43:55,890
We were heading for the roof,
663
00:43:55,973 --> 00:43:57,642
and there weren't too many
healthy ways of getting off it.
664
00:43:58,768 --> 00:44:00,269
[MACHINE HUMMING]
665
00:44:12,323 --> 00:44:14,659
RICK: T.C., we've been
up here a long time, man.
666
00:44:15,785 --> 00:44:19,080
Man, I just know that
Thomas is still in that building.
667
00:44:23,167 --> 00:44:24,544
Come on. Come on.
668
00:44:25,545 --> 00:44:26,838
Come on.
669
00:44:35,513 --> 00:44:37,431
[HELICOPTER WHIRRING]
670
00:44:53,322 --> 00:44:55,241
RICK: There he is!
Look, I see him.
671
00:44:55,449 --> 00:44:56,701
Hey! There's my Thomas.
672
00:44:58,870 --> 00:45:01,914
T.C., get down here!
673
00:45:02,206 --> 00:45:03,791
T.C.:
Here we come, baby.
674
00:45:32,820 --> 00:45:35,156
Sometimes I hate being right.
675
00:45:45,499 --> 00:45:47,168
[GUN FIRING]
676
00:45:51,839 --> 00:45:53,382
[GUN CLICKS]
677
00:46:06,354 --> 00:46:07,647
Hold your fire.
678
00:46:13,110 --> 00:46:14,737
[GUN CLICKING]
679
00:46:19,075 --> 00:46:20,493
[GRUNTING]
680
00:46:31,379 --> 00:46:32,546
[MIKE GRUNTS]
681
00:46:44,767 --> 00:46:46,060
RICK:
Thomas!
682
00:46:48,646 --> 00:46:49,939
Thomas!
683
00:47:06,622 --> 00:47:08,082
[BELCHES]
684
00:47:10,001 --> 00:47:11,919
RICK: It's a good
thing you came along.
685
00:47:12,003 --> 00:47:14,213
All I needed was
an extra 20 pounds.
686
00:47:14,380 --> 00:47:16,048
But I would have
knocked him out, anyway.
687
00:47:16,173 --> 00:47:17,258
Right.
688
00:47:17,300 --> 00:47:20,177
I wonder where they got that
phony Farber, anyway.
689
00:47:20,469 --> 00:47:22,096
How you guys feeling?
690
00:47:22,388 --> 00:47:23,681
[EXCLAIMING]
691
00:47:23,889 --> 00:47:25,349
I'm getting a little better,
692
00:47:25,414 --> 00:47:28,019
but I'm just kind of
sore all over.
693
00:47:28,102 --> 00:47:30,146
Oh, you poor thing.
694
00:47:30,271 --> 00:47:32,982
I'll give you an alcohol
rubdown and a massage later.
695
00:47:33,065 --> 00:47:35,192
Oh, that's great.
My back is killing me.
696
00:47:35,401 --> 00:47:37,611
Not you.
She's talking about me, Rick.
697
00:47:37,721 --> 00:47:39,113
You know,
I'm starting to feel like
698
00:47:39,322 --> 00:47:41,782
Harold Farber
in that weird ice machine.
699
00:47:42,491 --> 00:47:43,951
By the way, Virginia,
700
00:47:44,118 --> 00:47:45,703
that's gonna be
a great part in your book.
701
00:47:45,745 --> 00:47:47,163
Would've been a great part.
702
00:47:47,204 --> 00:47:48,789
I'm no longer writing that book.
703
00:47:49,332 --> 00:47:50,875
MAGNUM:
Why not?
704
00:47:51,125 --> 00:47:53,210
I only do autobiographies.
705
00:47:53,461 --> 00:47:57,214
And now that everyone knows
Harold Farber is dead,
706
00:47:57,423 --> 00:47:59,633
it's obvious
he can't write his biography.
707
00:47:59,675 --> 00:48:01,594
I've already started a new book
708
00:48:01,844 --> 00:48:02,970
on Magnum.
709
00:48:03,220 --> 00:48:05,222
[LAUGHING]
710
00:48:05,306 --> 00:48:06,724
Now, who'd wanna buy
711
00:48:06,807 --> 00:48:10,394
a book about a second-rate Sherlock
Holmes like Thomas Magnum?
712
00:48:10,478 --> 00:48:11,854
Virginia.
713
00:48:12,021 --> 00:48:13,272
Yes, Thomas?
714
00:48:13,356 --> 00:48:14,940
Did I ever tell you
about the time...
715
00:48:15,149 --> 00:48:15,960
Thomas!
716
00:48:16,067 --> 00:48:19,028
...that Rick met this
wonderful girl in Bangkok.
717
00:48:19,862 --> 00:48:21,155
[VIRGINIA EXCLAIMS]