1
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Carissimi amici, a certi momenti,
e una vera Madonna,

2
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e poi, subito dopo, diventa una strega.

3
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(Laughter)

4
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E una combinazione molto interessante.

5
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Vogliamo vedere un po'
chi e in questo momento.

6
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Venite qui micetti,
Maria ha della buona carne per voil

7
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- Benjerno...
- (Screams)

8
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(Muffled) Dove andiamo ?

9
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Polizia !

10
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(Muffled screams)

11
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(Whispers) Katrina. Robin Masters sent me.

12
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Robin ?

13
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We have a jet waiting at Messina.
I'm taking you out of here.

14
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Nuzo.

15
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(Whispers)

16
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Maria, arrivano questi dolci ?

17
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(Muffled shouting)

18
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In un sacco, capito ?

19
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(Nuzo chokes)

20
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Maria ?

21
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(Muffled shouting)

22
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(Gunshots)

23
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Marchese, scusate.
Ora lo prendiamo e vediamo chie.

24
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"Polonius' bond of friendship
for musicians."

25
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Five letters and four letters.

26
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Steel... band.

27
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Of course.

28
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"Pope's great queen, note...

29
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"uplifted by a sound of praise."

30
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Seven letters.

31
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- Buongiorno.
- No, that's nine letters.

32
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It's a glorious morning.

33
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Yes. Quite.

34
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- Would you like some brunch ?
- Please, I'm famished.

35
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- How do I get down ?
- There's a staircase just behind you.

36
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Zeus, Apollo, patrol.

37
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- Prosciutto and melon. May I have a bite ?
- Yes. Of course.

38
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I'll have the cook prepare
whatever you wish.

39
00:09:01,918 --> 00:09:04,670
Fine. Where is my hero ?

40
00:09:04,712 --> 00:09:08,497
Well, if you mean Magnum,
seeing the sun's barely over the yardarm,

41
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I'd say he's good
for another three hours in bed.

42
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- Are you sure ?
- Absolutely. I'm fine. Really.

43
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Higgie, you're just as I remember you.

44
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Are you still the finest lawn croquet player
in the Pacific ?

45
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I've heard of a chap down in Guam
who's supposed to be pretty good.

46
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And chess ?

47
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I remember sitting in that living room
watching you trounce both Papa and Robin.

48
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It made him so angry,
being beaten by a servant.

49
00:10:01,605 --> 00:10:05,105
I'm sorry. I didn't mean that like it sounded.

50
00:10:05,985 --> 00:10:10,149
It's quite all right. I am a servant, in a sense.

51
00:10:11,282 --> 00:10:13,951
May I have that breakfast now ?

52
00:10:13,993 --> 00:10:17,825
Yes, of course. What would you like ?

53
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Coffee, toast and butter, bacon and eggs.
Over easy, I think.

54
00:10:22,377 --> 00:10:25,165
Some fresh-squeezed orange...

55
00:10:25,213 --> 00:10:29,674
No, wait. I'm in Hawaii.
Make that fresh pineapple juice.

56
00:10:29,718 --> 00:10:33,965
And some of this delicious prosciutto
and melon. And a double of everything.

57
00:10:34,014 --> 00:10:36,256
- Double ?
- Of everything.

58
00:10:37,434 --> 00:10:39,760
All right.

59
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(Alarm clock rings)

60
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(Yells)

61
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Margo.

62
00:12:04,192 --> 00:12:06,267
Tough night ?

63
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Very.

64
00:12:12,199 --> 00:12:15,285
She's not still around, is she ?

65
00:12:16,829 --> 00:12:20,874
I would hate to have some woman
who's into men wearing Lash LaRue outfits

66
00:12:20,917 --> 00:12:22,744
pop out of the little girl's room.

67
00:12:22,794 --> 00:12:25,415
- No chance.
- Good.

68
00:12:27,590 --> 00:12:30,924
You see, I'm a little confused.
Maybe you could help me.

69
00:12:32,804 --> 00:12:34,881
I'd love to try.

70
00:12:34,932 --> 00:12:40,686
Well, I met this rather attractive man.

71
00:12:41,522 --> 00:12:45,141
We went through the usual mating dance
for a week or two

72
00:12:45,192 --> 00:12:47,565
and... he was pressing kind of hard.

73
00:12:49,197 --> 00:12:53,527
And then, I finally decide
that he's really a straight shooter.

74
00:12:53,576 --> 00:12:56,945
So when he invites me
to fly to Maui for the weekend...

75
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It's Saturday morning.

76
00:13:02,336 --> 00:13:03,960
Try Sunday afternoon.

77
00:13:05,422 --> 00:13:07,830
Sunday afternoon ?

78
00:13:07,883 --> 00:13:10,919
- No, I left a message with Rick.
- Rick ?

79
00:13:11,762 --> 00:13:16,091
Yeah. Well... actually I left it
with his service, see ?

80
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I didn't have much time.

81
00:13:19,269 --> 00:13:20,764
You didn't get the message.

82
00:13:20,813 --> 00:13:25,392
Do you think I would have spent most
of Friday night at the airport if I had ?

83
00:13:26,778 --> 00:13:28,853
Oh, Margo.

84
00:13:29,906 --> 00:13:32,313
Oh, Margo, I'm sorry.

85
00:13:33,451 --> 00:13:37,745
Look, Rick's service
must have messed up the message.

86
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- But it was an emergency. Honest.
- Oh. What kind of emergency ?

87
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Well...

88
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- You're not gonna believe me.
- No, try me.

89
00:13:56,183 --> 00:14:02,352
Well, see, Robin asked me to rescue
the daughter of a friend of his

90
00:14:02,398 --> 00:14:06,147
from the clutches of this Sicilian Marchese.

91
00:14:06,194 --> 00:14:08,732
So he flew me to Sicily in his private jet.

92
00:14:08,780 --> 00:14:13,775
And the reason that I dressed in black,
see, I had to sneak into the villa

93
00:14:13,827 --> 00:14:15,321
and it was a full moon.

94
00:14:15,370 --> 00:14:21,539
And it all worked out, I got the girl out.
And I got back here last night. Only...

95
00:14:23,670 --> 00:14:26,376
I'm working on a 16-hour jet lag

96
00:14:26,423 --> 00:14:31,169
and I did not know what day it was
until you just told me.

97
00:14:34,932 --> 00:14:36,806
And that's the truth.

98
00:14:41,939 --> 00:14:44,560
You know something ?

99
00:14:48,029 --> 00:14:50,271
I believe you.

100
00:14:51,366 --> 00:14:53,405
You do ?

101
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Margo.

102
00:14:56,788 --> 00:14:59,160
Thomas, darling. Are you up yet ?

103
00:14:59,207 --> 00:15:02,411
Ah. Correction, almost believed you.

104
00:15:02,461 --> 00:15:05,213
I've brought us the most fantastic brunch.

105
00:15:08,384 --> 00:15:10,292
Oh...

106
00:15:10,344 --> 00:15:13,179
- I'm sorry.
- Don't be.

107
00:15:13,222 --> 00:15:16,971
- Have a nice Sunday, Thomas.
- No, wait. Margo.

108
00:15:17,017 --> 00:15:19,307
Come on. Wait a minute.

109
00:15:21,022 --> 00:15:23,774
Margo, come on.

110
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This is the girl. Let me explain.

111
00:15:26,986 --> 00:15:30,107
It would take a 1930s movie to explain this.

112
00:15:30,156 --> 00:15:33,442
And I bear absolutely no resemblance
to Myrna Loy.

113
00:15:39,374 --> 00:15:44,582
What the hell are you doing,
coming in here dressed like that, anyway ?

114
00:15:44,630 --> 00:15:47,547
I wanted to do something nice for you.

115
00:15:50,427 --> 00:15:51,803
I'm sorry.

116
00:15:53,723 --> 00:15:58,385
Oh, hey. No, it's my fault.

117
00:15:58,436 --> 00:16:02,220
What you're doing was very thoughtful.
I'm sorry.

118
00:16:03,817 --> 00:16:08,313
I'm just such a grouch in the morning,
before I've had my coffee.

119
00:16:08,362 --> 00:16:12,776
- It's afternoon.
- No wonder I'm such a bear.

120
00:16:14,202 --> 00:16:18,283
I ordered the eggs over easy.
I hope that's the way you like them.

121
00:16:18,331 --> 00:16:20,408
Over easy's perfect.

122
00:16:22,544 --> 00:16:28,131
(Katrina) I would have ordered espresso,
but I didn't know if you liked it for breakfast.

123
00:16:48,112 --> 00:16:50,899
- Ma cos'e, questa schifezza ? I
- Com'e ?

124
00:16:50,949 --> 00:16:52,906
Ma t'assicuro che non e un espresso !

125
00:16:52,951 --> 00:16:55,703
The Marchese don't like your espresso.

126
00:16:55,745 --> 00:16:57,655
Sorry. I'll take it back.

127
00:17:01,543 --> 00:17:04,497
He says don't bother.

128
00:17:22,190 --> 00:17:24,681
Are you all right ?

129
00:17:25,610 --> 00:17:27,686
Yeah.

130
00:17:27,737 --> 00:17:31,486
But you ought to warn a guy
if you're gonna sleep on his steps.

131
00:17:31,533 --> 00:17:35,115
I didn't want to wake you,
so I was waiting out here.

132
00:17:35,162 --> 00:17:38,495
- I guess I dozed off.
- No guess.

133
00:17:43,212 --> 00:17:47,506
Anyway, the doctor said
that I'd be catnapping for a few days.

134
00:17:47,549 --> 00:17:50,005
- When did you see a doctor ?
- This morning.

135
00:17:50,052 --> 00:17:53,219
Higgie insisted
that I have a complete physical.

136
00:17:54,515 --> 00:17:57,432
- Higgie ?
- Oh, well...

137
00:17:57,477 --> 00:18:01,426
I guess I shouldn't call him that.
It's just that he's so cute.

138
00:18:02,440 --> 00:18:06,688
I thought we'd play a little tennis
and then have a late lunch on the beach.

139
00:18:06,736 --> 00:18:10,485
- It's so beautiful down there.
- What, you and Higgie ?

140
00:18:10,532 --> 00:18:12,820
No. You and I.

141
00:18:15,161 --> 00:18:19,788
Katrina, look, I've got to go into Honolulu
and run a couple of errands.

142
00:18:19,833 --> 00:18:22,787
Well, we can play tennis any time.

143
00:18:22,837 --> 00:18:25,588
And a late lunch in town would be fun.

144
00:18:27,674 --> 00:18:29,797
I already have plans for lunch.

145
00:18:33,347 --> 00:18:35,470
I've done it again, haven't I ?

146
00:18:37,685 --> 00:18:42,513
Look, I would love to take you to lunch
or to dinner or just about anywhere.

147
00:18:42,565 --> 00:18:47,393
I'd just like to ask first. Or at least be asked.

148
00:18:47,445 --> 00:18:51,313
Of course. You're right. Perfectly right.

149
00:18:51,366 --> 00:18:58,164
Higgins said that you usually lie about
all day doing nothing, so I just assumed...

150
00:18:58,207 --> 00:19:02,205
Well, you tell Higgie
that today I had something to do.

151
00:19:12,513 --> 00:19:16,594
How about lunch tomorrow ?
I know a good sushi bar if you like raw fish.

152
00:19:16,642 --> 00:19:18,931
- That's a date.
- OK.

153
00:19:36,621 --> 00:19:40,951
'Other than being presumptive, Katrina
seemed a warm, beautiful, young woman

154
00:19:41,001 --> 00:19:43,208
'who just wanted to spend time with me.

155
00:19:43,253 --> 00:19:46,871
'So, of course,
I was off to mend fences with Margo,

156
00:19:46,924 --> 00:19:49,879
'who didn't care if she ever saw me again.

157
00:19:49,927 --> 00:19:53,925
'You ever wonder why we always
chase those things that are hardest to get ? '

158
00:20:13,786 --> 00:20:17,784
- This your car ?
- This one ?

159
00:20:17,831 --> 00:20:21,165
- Why, you like it ?
- I just love it.

160
00:20:22,878 --> 00:20:26,045
'Somehow,
I knew what she was going to say next.'

161
00:20:28,050 --> 00:20:31,004
I'd give just about anything to ride in one.

162
00:20:37,602 --> 00:20:42,014
How's it ?
Can you tell me where the physics lab is ?

163
00:20:46,361 --> 00:20:49,612
After last night,
I never want to see him again.

164
00:20:49,656 --> 00:20:51,115
Never.

165
00:20:51,158 --> 00:20:53,614
- Are you sure ?
- Positive.

166
00:20:54,703 --> 00:20:59,780
It was over before it really began, anyway.
And it was never what we had.

167
00:21:00,835 --> 00:21:03,871
- I love you.
- I know you do.

168
00:21:04,922 --> 00:21:06,998
And I love you, too.

169
00:21:16,851 --> 00:21:18,476
(Sighs)

170
00:21:29,573 --> 00:21:32,324
- Very good, John.
- Thank you, Miss Perina.

171
00:21:32,368 --> 00:21:37,196
Now, it doesn't matter what you draw upon
to help you play a scene.

172
00:21:37,247 --> 00:21:41,661
As long as it puts you in touch
with an emotion that you can use.

173
00:21:46,799 --> 00:21:51,046
For example, the anger I felt
in the scene with John was real.

174
00:21:51,095 --> 00:21:54,547
I drew from something
that happened to me this weekend.

175
00:21:54,599 --> 00:21:57,968
If nothing else,
acting can be a wonderful catharsis.

176
00:21:58,019 --> 00:21:59,727
(Laughter)

177
00:21:59,770 --> 00:22:03,187
OK, tomorrow we're back on improvisation.

178
00:22:03,233 --> 00:22:07,278
There's a wonderful little drama playing
at the Kahala Community theatre.

179
00:22:07,320 --> 00:22:11,449
I recommend it to all of you,
especially since it's free.

180
00:22:33,098 --> 00:22:36,051
Did you really dump all your anger
in that scene ?

181
00:22:36,101 --> 00:22:39,220
- Not all of it.
- Oh.

182
00:22:39,271 --> 00:22:45,024
Well, maybe if you played part of it again
with me, you'd get rid of the rest of it.

183
00:22:46,445 --> 00:22:49,778
- Which part of it ?
- I don't know. I was thinking...

184
00:22:50,825 --> 00:22:52,947
Well...

185
00:22:54,536 --> 00:22:56,529
The kiss ?

186
00:22:57,832 --> 00:23:01,117
If that's what you think would be best.

187
00:23:06,591 --> 00:23:09,840
OK, Thomas. One more chance.

188
00:23:09,886 --> 00:23:14,347
But no stories about rescuing a beautiful
damsel from some villainous count.

189
00:23:14,390 --> 00:23:17,345
Marchese. The Marchese di Como in Sicily.

190
00:23:19,020 --> 00:23:21,975
Margo, would you rather I lied ?

191
00:23:23,025 --> 00:23:24,933
- No.
- Good.

192
00:23:24,985 --> 00:23:27,820
- I'll tell you the story after lunch.
- Where ?

193
00:23:27,863 --> 00:23:31,149
How about the infamous retreat
of the Marchese di Magnum ?

194
00:23:36,580 --> 00:23:38,703
Thanks. I found the...

195
00:23:42,461 --> 00:23:44,289
How did you do that ?

196
00:23:47,467 --> 00:23:50,172
I didn't. Hey !

197
00:23:51,221 --> 00:23:55,170
I don't suppose you know
anything about this scratch on my car ?

198
00:23:59,395 --> 00:24:03,690
Bro, I'd bust your chops for making
eyes at my girl, but I'd never do that.

199
00:24:03,734 --> 00:24:05,394
It's not nice.

200
00:24:05,443 --> 00:24:08,647
Shamoo's not lying.
We've been studying since you saw us.

201
00:24:08,697 --> 00:24:11,781
You didn't see anything ?

202
00:24:11,826 --> 00:24:14,447
Sorry, bro. It was a nice car.

203
00:24:17,206 --> 00:24:18,486
Thanks.

204
00:24:20,918 --> 00:24:22,578
(Camera whirrs)

205
00:25:06,257 --> 00:25:08,297
What do you think ?

206
00:25:09,135 --> 00:25:12,136
I don't think a little spit is going to fix that.

207
00:25:15,559 --> 00:25:18,844
I tell you what,
why don't you go on to the guesthouse ?

208
00:25:18,895 --> 00:25:21,813
I'm gonna find Higgins
and break the news to him.

209
00:25:21,856 --> 00:25:23,933
You sure you want to do that ?

210
00:25:23,984 --> 00:25:27,269
Well, the car was parked.
I wasn't anywhere near it.

211
00:25:27,321 --> 00:25:30,358
It's not my fault.
Higgins will understand that.

212
00:25:31,325 --> 00:25:34,944
- You irresponsible cretin !
- Higgins, it wasn't my fault.

213
00:25:34,995 --> 00:25:38,329
It's never your fault.
Yet Mr. Masters' property always ends up

214
00:25:38,374 --> 00:25:41,790
- looking like it's been salvaged from a bin.
- It's just a scratch.

215
00:25:41,836 --> 00:25:46,249
If it was, you'd have tried to rub it out with
spit, or something equally disgusting.

216
00:25:46,299 --> 00:25:47,876
No, I wouldn't.

217
00:25:55,725 --> 00:25:58,216
Oh, my God !

218
00:25:58,269 --> 00:26:03,395
- This isn't a scratch, it's a bloody gouge.
- No. Actually, a gouge is a lot deeper.

219
00:26:03,442 --> 00:26:08,483
I've seen cars come through four years
in the Blitz looking better than this.

220
00:26:10,366 --> 00:26:13,699
I know you saved Miss Tremaine
from a fate worse than death...

221
00:26:13,744 --> 00:26:17,528
Well, not quite, since she spent
three months in a splendid villa.

222
00:26:17,581 --> 00:26:21,199
But you did rescue her
and that should merit some consideration.

223
00:26:21,252 --> 00:26:25,250
- Thank you.
- I'm not going to ask you to pay for this.

224
00:26:27,550 --> 00:26:31,500
- You're not ?
- No, I'm simply going to take the car back.

225
00:26:31,554 --> 00:26:34,093
- For how long ?
- For ever.

226
00:26:34,141 --> 00:26:37,011
Oh ! Come on, Higgins. You're being unfair.

227
00:26:37,060 --> 00:26:39,385
Perhaps, but that's the way of it.

228
00:26:39,438 --> 00:26:43,103
All right. What if I told you
that I drove a Ferrari through a gate

229
00:26:43,149 --> 00:26:45,107
- and scratched it like this ?
- Ah-ha !

230
00:26:45,152 --> 00:26:48,402
- The truth will out.
- In Sicily, during the rescue.

231
00:26:48,447 --> 00:26:52,777
- It was the Marchese di Como's car.
- So ?

232
00:26:52,826 --> 00:26:57,868
So ? Don't you think it's strange
that somebody put the identical scratch...

233
00:26:57,916 --> 00:26:59,824
- Gouge.
...on my car ?

234
00:26:59,876 --> 00:27:02,497
It's Robin Masters' car.
What are you implying ?

235
00:27:02,545 --> 00:27:07,670
The Marchese di Como is here and out
to get you ? You're becoming quite paranoid.

236
00:27:07,717 --> 00:27:10,422
Higgins,
maybe he's here to get Katrina back.

237
00:27:10,470 --> 00:27:13,804
Have you ever thought of that ?
By the way, where is she ?

238
00:27:13,848 --> 00:27:17,264
- She drove into town.
- What ? And you let her ?

239
00:27:17,311 --> 00:27:21,522
She's a guest here, not a prisoner.
I'm sure she's quite safe.

240
00:27:21,565 --> 00:27:24,851
I can't believe the Marchese
would follow her here.

241
00:27:24,902 --> 00:27:28,900
Men like him collect women as
possessions. He's probably replaced her.

242
00:27:28,947 --> 00:27:32,032
- I hope you're right.
- Of course I'm right.

243
00:27:35,871 --> 00:27:38,114
(TC) This is the haole side of the island.

244
00:27:38,166 --> 00:27:41,286
The rich jet in from all over the world
to play here.

245
00:27:41,336 --> 00:27:43,827
That's why they call it the jet set.

246
00:27:44,840 --> 00:27:47,544
- You understand me ?
- Si.

247
00:27:47,592 --> 00:27:52,170
Well, anyway, like I was saying,
the creme de la creme come and sun here.

248
00:27:53,139 --> 00:27:55,049
Dove sta la villa di Robin Masters ?

249
00:27:55,100 --> 00:27:59,892
- Robin... You know Robin Masters ?
- Si, appunto.

250
00:27:59,938 --> 00:28:02,264
Isn't this a small world ?

251
00:28:03,108 --> 00:28:06,394
He's sort of
a close personal acquaintance of mine.

252
00:28:06,445 --> 00:28:09,197
His estate is on the other side of the island.

253
00:28:09,448 --> 00:28:11,322
Digli che ci porti la.

254
00:28:11,993 --> 00:28:15,776
Marchese says
fly over Robin Masters' house.

255
00:28:15,830 --> 00:28:19,448
Well, I don't know.
That's about an hour away from here.

256
00:28:19,500 --> 00:28:22,170
It would cost you
a couple of hundred extra bucks.

257
00:28:22,211 --> 00:28:24,205
Non fa niente. It's OK.

258
00:28:24,255 --> 00:28:27,376
OK. You're the boss.
Or rather, the Marchese.

259
00:28:30,053 --> 00:28:31,844
Say, look here.

260
00:28:31,888 --> 00:28:36,100
Are there gonna be very many other
Italian tourists coming to the island ?

261
00:28:36,142 --> 00:28:39,927
If there is, I can get a jump
on the competition by learning Italian.

262
00:28:39,980 --> 00:28:41,309
I already know a little.

263
00:28:41,356 --> 00:28:44,310
Sil Buongiorno !

264
00:28:45,862 --> 00:28:47,854
Adios, muchacho...

265
00:29:06,090 --> 00:29:08,843
So how did it go with Higgins ?

266
00:29:09,845 --> 00:29:14,091
How did it go with Higgins ?
The usual 50 lashes.

267
00:29:16,643 --> 00:29:18,719
Poor thing.

268
00:29:25,903 --> 00:29:28,441
Who was that ?

269
00:29:28,489 --> 00:29:32,322
That is a buddy of mine and he sometimes
flies tourists over the estate

270
00:29:32,368 --> 00:29:36,413
to see what famous person
might be sunbathing naked on the beach.

271
00:29:36,456 --> 00:29:39,825
- Well, I'm not famous or naked.
- Well, you will be.

272
00:29:41,670 --> 00:29:42,950
Famous.

273
00:29:45,632 --> 00:29:47,790
Isn't that Bo Derek down there ?

274
00:29:50,970 --> 00:29:52,430
Who is that ?

275
00:29:52,472 --> 00:29:55,556
A man who is about to lose
his pilot's license.

276
00:29:55,601 --> 00:29:57,308
Higgie, where's Magnum ?

277
00:29:57,353 --> 00:30:01,053
Probably doing a Burt Reynolds imitation
for the tourists.

278
00:30:04,234 --> 00:30:07,188
What about that scene
we were gonna rehearse ?

279
00:30:07,238 --> 00:30:09,230
What scene is that ?

280
00:30:09,282 --> 00:30:13,824
You know, the one where you're gonna
get rid of the rest of your anger.

281
00:30:13,870 --> 00:30:18,116
- Well, I'm not angry any more.
- You're not angry any more ?

282
00:30:38,604 --> 00:30:41,012
Thomas, dear.

283
00:30:42,858 --> 00:30:45,231
She's obviously in love with you.

284
00:30:46,737 --> 00:30:49,858
She's just a kid
who's been through a rough time.

285
00:30:49,907 --> 00:30:54,783
She's no kid, she's a woman.
A woman you flew to Sicily to rescue.

286
00:30:55,955 --> 00:30:57,948
I mean, come on.

287
00:30:57,999 --> 00:31:02,377
- How romantic can you get ?
- Look, Robin asked me to rescue her.

288
00:31:02,420 --> 00:31:06,881
There's nothing romantic about it.
As a matter of fact, it was pretty scary.

289
00:31:08,468 --> 00:31:11,256
It certainly is the stuff movies are made of.

290
00:31:16,059 --> 00:31:18,633
She's in love with you.

291
00:31:18,687 --> 00:31:21,392
- Maybe that's what's scary.
- Why ?

292
00:31:21,440 --> 00:31:25,023
Not that I'm agreeing
about her being in love with me.

293
00:31:29,282 --> 00:31:31,440
She was watching us today.

294
00:31:32,868 --> 00:31:34,945
Out by the wall.

295
00:31:37,623 --> 00:31:39,700
Why didn't you say something ?

296
00:31:40,793 --> 00:31:42,870
What's to say ?

297
00:31:44,255 --> 00:31:46,332
So she saw us.

298
00:31:46,383 --> 00:31:50,131
No. I said she was watching us.
There's a big difference.

299
00:31:52,723 --> 00:31:55,012
I didn't like the look on her face.

300
00:31:55,058 --> 00:32:01,062
Look, she's been through an ordeal.
She just needs to get a little perspective.

301
00:32:01,106 --> 00:32:04,641
I didn't do anything heroic,
but I did get her out of Sicily.

302
00:32:04,693 --> 00:32:06,770
So maybe for a while she's...

303
00:32:06,821 --> 00:32:11,483
Until she finds a tanned young man on
the beach, she's gonna follow me around.

304
00:32:11,534 --> 00:32:16,873
Like some sort of grateful puppy dog.
But that's certainly nothing to worry about.

305
00:32:20,168 --> 00:32:23,454
- If you say so.
- I say so.

306
00:33:18,187 --> 00:33:21,852
He's got the penthouse suite
and he's had it for a couple of days.

307
00:33:21,899 --> 00:33:24,651
Look, I've been doing a little extra checking.

308
00:33:24,694 --> 00:33:28,145
The Marchese di Como's
a very wealthy man in Sicily.

309
00:33:28,197 --> 00:33:30,107
He has a wife in Rome

310
00:33:30,157 --> 00:33:34,451
and he loves to stock his villa in Sicily
with someone on the younger side.

311
00:33:34,496 --> 00:33:36,404
Like Katrina.

312
00:33:36,456 --> 00:33:41,118
From what you told me about Katrina,
I think she's a little bit over the hill for him.

313
00:33:41,169 --> 00:33:46,376
The word is that he never keeps a mistress
for more than two or three months at a time.

314
00:33:46,425 --> 00:33:49,710
Rick, I get the feeling
you're trying to make a point.

315
00:33:51,096 --> 00:33:55,425
I don't know how beautiful or sexy Katrina is,
but I do know one thing.

316
00:33:55,476 --> 00:33:59,556
The Marchese isn't here to bring her back.
It's just not his style.

317
00:33:59,605 --> 00:34:02,013
Then why is he here ?

318
00:34:02,983 --> 00:34:05,901
A vendetta. He wants you.

319
00:34:08,948 --> 00:34:10,407
No.

320
00:34:10,450 --> 00:34:14,447
Thomas, where do you think
the Black Hand got started ?

321
00:34:14,495 --> 00:34:17,201
Nobody goes for revenge like Sicilians.

322
00:34:17,248 --> 00:34:21,199
These guys blow people away
like they blow candles out.

323
00:34:21,253 --> 00:34:23,826
I think we better call Five-O.

324
00:34:23,880 --> 00:34:27,925
To do what ? Ask the Marchese
if he scratched my car ? Come on, Rick.

325
00:34:28,677 --> 00:34:33,803
- Well, then at least call TC.
- I did. He's flying some tourists around.

326
00:34:33,849 --> 00:34:36,684
So what you're telling me,
it's just me and you ?

327
00:34:36,727 --> 00:34:40,476
Yeah. But at least
we got the advantage of surprise.

328
00:34:42,066 --> 00:34:43,976
(Gargles)

329
00:34:45,277 --> 00:34:46,937
(Knocking)

330
00:34:50,617 --> 00:34:52,111
Saccu !

331
00:34:55,997 --> 00:34:57,575
(Knocking)

332
00:35:01,503 --> 00:35:03,496
Saccu, bussano alla portal

333
00:35:06,008 --> 00:35:07,466
Stupido.

334
00:35:20,565 --> 00:35:25,939
Bonjerno ! Mi hanno domandato di servire
uno bottiglia di vino per una marchese.

335
00:35:25,987 --> 00:35:27,896
Complimento della casa !

336
00:35:27,948 --> 00:35:29,856
Ah !

337
00:35:29,908 --> 00:35:33,241
- Di che parte d'Italia ?
- Io sono... Sicilia.

338
00:35:33,286 --> 00:35:36,406
- Sicilia ? Ehi, I'amico mio e di Sicilia !
- Ah !

339
00:36:19,709 --> 00:36:21,832
Mascalzone, ma chi diavolo e lei ?

340
00:36:21,879 --> 00:36:27,039
You better speak English or American
or Vietnamese or something I understand.

341
00:36:27,093 --> 00:36:31,256
Or you'll take the short cut down
to street level and you'll never know why.

342
00:36:31,305 --> 00:36:34,140
- Who the hell are you ?
- Thomas Magnum.

343
00:36:36,852 --> 00:36:39,177
I took Katrina out of your villa.

344
00:36:39,230 --> 00:36:44,224
- You scratch my beautiful car.
- Well, I'd say we're even on that one.

345
00:36:44,277 --> 00:36:45,735
What makes us even ?

346
00:36:45,779 --> 00:36:48,779
You ran a beer opener
down the side of my car yesterday.

347
00:36:48,823 --> 00:36:53,900
No. But it sounds like fun. I wish I had.

348
00:37:11,680 --> 00:37:13,757
I underestimated you.

349
00:37:14,809 --> 00:37:17,680
- What's your name again ?
- Mag...

350
00:37:19,272 --> 00:37:23,483
- Magnum.
- Oh, yes, Magnum.

351
00:37:24,360 --> 00:37:27,361
I didn't realise you wanted ransom money.

352
00:37:27,405 --> 00:37:33,408
It makes my brilliant plan to recover
my property seem rather... melodramatic.

353
00:37:33,453 --> 00:37:36,454
- Katrina isn't property.
- Katrina ?

354
00:37:36,498 --> 00:37:40,959
Why would I want Katrina ? She is crazy.
I'm glad to be rid of her.

355
00:37:41,003 --> 00:37:45,297
Do you know she tried to murder
a guest's wife I simply looked at too long ?

356
00:37:45,340 --> 00:37:47,630
I had to lock Katrina up.

357
00:37:48,510 --> 00:37:52,094
I told you, Thomas.
Give Thomas the gun back.

358
00:38:01,607 --> 00:38:05,557
If you didn't come here for Katrina,
what did you come here for ?

359
00:38:05,611 --> 00:38:08,732
The Madonna di Verona, of course.

360
00:38:10,325 --> 00:38:14,109
The 16th-century Cellini necklace
Katrina took.

361
00:38:15,330 --> 00:38:17,406
It's priceless.

362
00:38:35,685 --> 00:38:39,468
I say, what's going on here ?

363
00:38:40,940 --> 00:38:43,645
I thought you went out for the day.

364
00:38:43,693 --> 00:38:46,611
The game was called due to rain.

365
00:38:49,616 --> 00:38:54,858
Miss Tremaine, are you...
breaking into Mr. Masters' gun cabinet ?

366
00:38:54,913 --> 00:38:56,989
I haven't stolen anything.

367
00:38:58,625 --> 00:39:00,701
No.

368
00:39:00,752 --> 00:39:04,169
- Of course not. I didn't mean to imply...
- Stop.

369
00:39:10,346 --> 00:39:13,596
Miss Tremaine, why do you need a gun ?

370
00:39:15,309 --> 00:39:17,349
To stop her.

371
00:39:18,479 --> 00:39:20,519
She's after him, you know.

372
00:39:21,441 --> 00:39:25,902
Out to ensnare him.
Like the Marchese did me.

373
00:39:27,281 --> 00:39:29,320
She's no good.

374
00:39:30,158 --> 00:39:32,197
No breeding.

375
00:39:32,244 --> 00:39:34,486
An actress and a bad one.

376
00:39:34,537 --> 00:39:37,658
Not good enough to make it on the stage,
so she teaches.

377
00:39:37,707 --> 00:39:39,367
Katrina...

378
00:39:41,128 --> 00:39:47,416
I think... you'd best let me have the pistol
before you hurt yourself.

379
00:39:47,468 --> 00:39:50,219
You've been through a very difficult...

380
00:40:08,114 --> 00:40:12,942
If Katrina took the necklace,
why didn't you go to the police ?

381
00:40:12,994 --> 00:40:16,862
It's probably stolen.
Either that or he didn't pay the taxes on it.

382
00:40:16,916 --> 00:40:19,204
Taxes ? Why should I pay taxes ?

383
00:40:19,251 --> 00:40:22,252
All they do is give the money
to the communist.

384
00:40:22,296 --> 00:40:25,546
- He didn't pay the taxes on it.
- Higgins, pick it up.

385
00:40:25,590 --> 00:40:27,133
(Phone)

386
00:40:32,181 --> 00:40:33,841
(Dogs whimper)

387
00:40:35,851 --> 00:40:38,307
Good lads. Back from patrol.

388
00:40:39,272 --> 00:40:42,309
Zeus, get the phone.

389
00:40:47,489 --> 00:40:50,241
'Higgins ? What took you so long ? '

390
00:40:53,203 --> 00:40:56,239
- 'Higgins ? '
- Magnum.

391
00:40:56,289 --> 00:40:58,578
Higgins, are you playing with the dogs ?

392
00:40:59,334 --> 00:41:01,791
- I've been shot.
- 'What ? '

393
00:41:03,881 --> 00:41:08,210
Katrina. She's after Margo.

394
00:41:08,261 --> 00:41:11,463
- How bad you hit ?
- 'Bad.'

395
00:41:14,517 --> 00:41:19,429
It reminds me of the hit I took at El Alamein.
That was in '41.

396
00:41:20,690 --> 00:41:23,644
- Higgins got shot ?
- Katrina shot him.

397
00:41:23,693 --> 00:41:27,276
- I told you, she is crazy.
- (Helicopter approaches)

398
00:41:31,993 --> 00:41:34,070
Is that chopper for you ?

399
00:41:34,121 --> 00:41:38,829
It's part of my brilliant plan to land
at the estate and recover my necklace.

400
00:41:38,876 --> 00:41:41,367
Operator ? I'd like to report an emergency.

401
00:41:41,420 --> 00:41:46,711
A man's been shot at the Robin Masters'
estate. Kalakaua Drive. North Shore.

402
00:41:46,759 --> 00:41:48,882
Yeah. Type AB blood.

403
00:41:48,928 --> 00:41:50,386
(Coughs)

404
00:41:50,430 --> 00:41:54,178
Hey. Wait a minute. Thomas,
what am I supposed to do with these guys ?

405
00:41:58,980 --> 00:42:01,850
E una bella... jeornata.

406
00:42:01,900 --> 00:42:04,355
E una bella...

407
00:42:12,286 --> 00:42:13,910
Buongiorno, marchese !

408
00:42:13,954 --> 00:42:17,039
E una bella giornata !

409
00:42:17,082 --> 00:42:21,376
- Nol Get out of here ! I don't believe this.
- Neither do I. Let's go.

410
00:42:21,420 --> 00:42:26,462
- Go where ?
- Up in the air. Take off. I'll explain later.

411
00:42:26,508 --> 00:42:28,134
(Coughs)

412
00:42:38,729 --> 00:42:44,069
The performing arts, especially good theatre
and most especially good drama,

413
00:42:44,110 --> 00:42:47,942
have a quality of excitement that,
I personally feel, cannot be found

414
00:42:47,990 --> 00:42:50,695
in any other field of human endeavour.

415
00:42:51,785 --> 00:42:55,119
Excitement in the theatre is generated
by the unexpected.

416
00:42:55,163 --> 00:42:58,249
In the writing, in the acting, and in the...

417
00:42:59,918 --> 00:43:02,041
Oh, no. Don't stop.

418
00:43:03,339 --> 00:43:07,123
I want to hear all about
the unexpected in the theatre.

419
00:43:07,927 --> 00:43:09,635
Miss Tremaine.

420
00:43:09,679 --> 00:43:12,550
No, call me Katrina.

421
00:43:14,225 --> 00:43:16,681
Tom does.

422
00:43:16,728 --> 00:43:19,397
Or Kitty.

423
00:43:19,439 --> 00:43:22,310
Sometimes the Marchese called me Kitty.

424
00:43:23,234 --> 00:43:27,446
In Sicily, when I would scratch him.

425
00:43:28,240 --> 00:43:30,945
- This is not an act.
- Oh, but it is.

426
00:43:31,910 --> 00:43:34,864
It'll be a wonderful performance.

427
00:43:34,913 --> 00:43:40,039
The best I'll ever give.
The last you'll ever see.

428
00:43:44,298 --> 00:43:46,456
Please, no.

429
00:43:47,385 --> 00:43:50,551
Oh... Please, yes.

430
00:43:51,931 --> 00:43:53,971
Katrina !

431
00:43:59,230 --> 00:44:00,890
Katrina...

432
00:44:05,111 --> 00:44:07,235
Wait.

433
00:44:09,199 --> 00:44:11,904
- Margo's done nothing.
- Yes, she has.

434
00:44:13,537 --> 00:44:15,530
What ?

435
00:44:15,581 --> 00:44:17,574
At the estate.

436
00:44:17,624 --> 00:44:21,954
She used her body to entice you.
To take you from me.

437
00:44:22,004 --> 00:44:26,334
- No. I wanted her.
- You wanted me !

438
00:44:26,384 --> 00:44:31,011
I knew that from the moment
I first saw you on the balcony at Sicily.

439
00:44:31,848 --> 00:44:36,060
- You came to save me.
- No, Robin sent me for you.

440
00:44:36,102 --> 00:44:38,059
Lies !

441
00:44:38,105 --> 00:44:40,856
You were in love with me. You came for me.

442
00:44:40,899 --> 00:44:43,271
I'd never met you before that night.

443
00:44:43,319 --> 00:44:45,560
I was just doing a favour for Robin.

444
00:44:45,612 --> 00:44:47,735
That's not true !

445
00:44:48,741 --> 00:44:50,532
Yes, it is.

446
00:44:54,371 --> 00:44:57,788
So if you're gonna have to shoot someone,
shoot me.

447
00:45:00,711 --> 00:45:02,953
I could never shoot you.

448
00:45:04,340 --> 00:45:06,795
I love you.

449
00:45:06,843 --> 00:45:08,919
But I don't love you.

450
00:45:36,457 --> 00:45:38,117
(Applause)

451
00:45:48,011 --> 00:45:50,252
They think it's part of the scene.

452
00:45:58,271 --> 00:46:03,895
"Conversions, perhaps,
brings job satisfaction of exciting kind."

453
00:46:03,944 --> 00:46:06,731
- Five letters and five letters.
- Hi, Higgie.

454
00:46:08,324 --> 00:46:10,945
Good Lord, do my eyes deceive me ?

455
00:46:10,993 --> 00:46:13,365
Higgins, please don't.

456
00:46:13,412 --> 00:46:17,908
Please, it took all the persuasive powers
I have just to get him into it.

457
00:46:17,959 --> 00:46:21,125
I take it you are going
to tonight's opening of the opera.

458
00:46:21,170 --> 00:46:26,211
No, Higgins, we're going to a formal
basketball game. What are you doing ?

459
00:46:26,259 --> 00:46:30,007
- The crossword.
- Not merely the crossword.

460
00:46:30,054 --> 00:46:32,760
The London Times Sunday crossword.

461
00:46:32,807 --> 00:46:37,137
I do it every week, but my stint
in the hospital put me a week behind.

462
00:46:37,187 --> 00:46:39,345
You look stumped. Can I help ?

463
00:46:39,398 --> 00:46:41,058
(Chuckles)

464
00:46:44,278 --> 00:46:46,270
What's so funny ?

465
00:46:46,322 --> 00:46:49,073
The thought of you doing
The Times crossword.

466
00:46:49,116 --> 00:46:51,785
- You're not even English.
- Try me.

467
00:46:52,786 --> 00:46:58,707
Magnum, please. I don't want
to embarrass you in front of Miss Perina.

468
00:46:58,751 --> 00:47:04,090
The use of the Ferrari back
says I can solve any word you give me.

469
00:47:07,385 --> 00:47:12,546
"Conversions, perhaps,
brings job satisfaction of exciting kind."

470
00:47:12,598 --> 00:47:15,351
The answer is two five-letter words.

471
00:47:24,319 --> 00:47:28,531
I really don't enjoy embarrassing him
like this, you know.

472
00:47:28,574 --> 00:47:30,650
He asked for it.

473
00:47:37,708 --> 00:47:39,748
Place kicks.

474
00:47:47,218 --> 00:47:50,422
I assume the keys are in the usual place ?
Oh !

475
00:47:50,471 --> 00:47:55,596
Higgins, if you need any help completing
the crossword, please don't hesitate to call.

476
00:47:55,644 --> 00:47:58,763
I should return around one. Ta.

477
00:48:05,404 --> 00:48:07,860
That was very good.

478
00:48:07,906 --> 00:48:09,698
Well...

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The latest edition of The Times
came in today's mail.

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It helps to have the answers.