1 00:00:00,133 --> 00:00:02,019 - I'm leaving. - What? 2 00:00:02,311 --> 00:00:05,564 You're not gonna have Thomas Magnum to kick around anymore. 3 00:00:09,359 --> 00:00:10,152 Oops. 4 00:00:10,319 --> 00:00:12,654 I cannot quarterback a pro football team. 5 00:00:12,779 --> 00:00:13,822 Oh, sure you can. 6 00:00:13,989 --> 00:00:15,449 You could be my roomie. It's perfect cover. 7 00:00:15,616 --> 00:00:18,160 You'd better get out before you wrinkle up permanently. 8 00:00:21,497 --> 00:00:23,081 T.C. Hey, T.M. 9 00:00:23,207 --> 00:00:24,791 - Where's Dorsey? - Try the training room. 10 00:00:24,958 --> 00:00:26,793 I may need your help. 11 00:02:05,642 --> 00:02:07,394 Uh, excuse me, guys. 12 00:02:07,978 --> 00:02:11,231 Excuse me. Fellas, fellas, I got something to say. 13 00:02:11,333 --> 00:02:12,399 Hey! 14 00:02:16,278 --> 00:02:17,654 Thank you. 15 00:02:17,738 --> 00:02:21,366 I just, uh, wanna say how proud I am to be able to host, 16 00:02:21,450 --> 00:02:23,952 this here welcoming party for the Blazers, 17 00:02:24,036 --> 00:02:27,122 before you guys go into the rigors of training camp tomorrow. 18 00:02:27,164 --> 00:02:28,999 And I would especially like to thank 19 00:02:29,082 --> 00:02:31,209 the beautiful wife of your owner, 20 00:02:31,376 --> 00:02:33,545 Mrs. Eleanor Greeley, 21 00:02:35,464 --> 00:02:38,634 For, uh, for allowing me to open my humble house 22 00:02:38,759 --> 00:02:41,428 to the best damn football team in the world. 23 00:02:45,641 --> 00:02:47,809 We're very sorry Mr. Greeley couldn't make it today 24 00:02:47,976 --> 00:02:49,645 but to show my appreciation, 25 00:02:49,686 --> 00:02:51,563 when you get to the locker room tomorrow, 26 00:02:51,647 --> 00:02:53,273 you're each gonna find a pair 27 00:02:53,482 --> 00:02:56,443 out of a case of brand-new sandals! 28 00:02:59,279 --> 00:03:01,323 Jack Metro sandals, 29 00:03:01,490 --> 00:03:05,160 in your locker room tomorrow. 30 00:03:05,219 --> 00:03:06,804 You're a swell guy, Jack. 31 00:03:06,870 --> 00:03:08,413 Oh, gee, thanks, Dumbo. 32 00:03:08,497 --> 00:03:10,248 Don't call me Dumbo. 33 00:03:18,215 --> 00:03:20,217 Mmm, April Ann, 34 00:03:21,176 --> 00:03:23,136 you got about the prettiest blue-green eyes 35 00:03:23,220 --> 00:03:24,596 I've ever seen in my life. 36 00:03:24,680 --> 00:03:27,265 They're like deep pools of diamonds or something. 37 00:03:28,733 --> 00:03:32,270 Dorsey, that's the worst line I ever heard from a pro quarterback. 38 00:03:33,021 --> 00:03:35,065 Yeah? Get a lot of those, do you? 39 00:03:35,190 --> 00:03:38,026 Married to the Sandal King, more than my share. 40 00:03:38,543 --> 00:03:40,737 I usually get "eyes like deep pools" 41 00:03:40,821 --> 00:03:42,280 from your defensive linemen. 42 00:03:42,322 --> 00:03:43,448 Oh. 43 00:03:43,532 --> 00:03:45,409 Your wide receivers tend to hit me with 44 00:03:45,450 --> 00:03:47,119 "legs that go on forever." 45 00:03:48,203 --> 00:03:51,581 Specialty teams tell me how well I fill out a sweater. 46 00:03:51,665 --> 00:03:53,041 Yeah? 47 00:03:53,625 --> 00:03:55,460 What do quarterbacks say? 48 00:03:55,919 --> 00:03:58,380 They don't need lines, Dorsey. 49 00:04:10,183 --> 00:04:11,852 Delbert, you've been very patient 50 00:04:11,935 --> 00:04:13,353 for a number two quarterback. 51 00:04:13,437 --> 00:04:14,896 You work hard in camp 52 00:04:14,980 --> 00:04:17,107 and this could be your year, son. 53 00:04:17,858 --> 00:04:21,236 Frankly, I'm worried about Dorsey. 54 00:04:22,446 --> 00:04:24,030 And not just his arm. 55 00:04:24,281 --> 00:04:25,532 I am, too, sir. 56 00:04:25,615 --> 00:04:27,951 I've tried to talk to him about his lifestyle. 57 00:04:28,118 --> 00:04:29,453 Now, Patsy and I, 58 00:04:29,578 --> 00:04:31,580 we've tried to show him the way, but... 59 00:04:31,663 --> 00:04:33,415 The Lord helps those who help themselves. 60 00:04:33,582 --> 00:04:35,876 We'll keep praying for him, Coach Bell. 61 00:04:35,959 --> 00:04:37,753 I'm sure you will. 62 00:04:47,304 --> 00:04:49,306 I'm gonna go around and get the car. 63 00:04:49,365 --> 00:04:50,742 Meet me out front. 64 00:04:50,807 --> 00:04:51,892 Okay. 65 00:04:51,975 --> 00:04:53,101 Mmm. 66 00:05:38,063 --> 00:05:40,315 Damn, somebody took a shot at me. 67 00:05:46,655 --> 00:05:47,906 Set! 68 00:05:50,200 --> 00:05:51,117 Hut! 69 00:05:54,830 --> 00:05:57,082 Thataway, Billy. Good hands! Good hands! 70 00:05:58,416 --> 00:05:59,584 Thanks, pal. 71 00:05:59,835 --> 00:06:01,086 Yeah! 72 00:06:01,211 --> 00:06:03,213 All right, All right. Here we go. 73 00:06:03,296 --> 00:06:04,965 Back to the huddle. Keep going. 74 00:06:05,048 --> 00:06:07,133 Come on, come on. Let's play some more of that stuff. 75 00:06:07,217 --> 00:06:08,718 Huddle up! 76 00:06:08,885 --> 00:06:10,762 Let's go. Huddle up. Huddle up. 77 00:06:10,971 --> 00:06:12,639 Look for a pass. Ready, break. 78 00:06:12,722 --> 00:06:14,641 Even in the Hawaiian sunshine, 79 00:06:14,683 --> 00:06:17,769 football, to me, smelled like fall in New England. 80 00:06:17,853 --> 00:06:20,564 Someplace there should be a prep band playing, 81 00:06:20,647 --> 00:06:22,774 and pretty girls in short skirts. 82 00:06:22,858 --> 00:06:24,317 And I was 21 again, 83 00:06:24,401 --> 00:06:26,611 with an arm that could throw passes all afternoon. 84 00:06:31,032 --> 00:06:33,702 Boy, for a bum shoulder he can sure bring it. 85 00:06:36,413 --> 00:06:37,789 Break! 86 00:06:53,388 --> 00:06:54,723 Oh, look at that. 87 00:06:54,890 --> 00:06:56,975 Look at that. Oh, the memories. 88 00:06:58,982 --> 00:07:00,192 You know, Thomas, 89 00:07:00,270 --> 00:07:02,606 I can't believe that he used to be your back up. 90 00:07:02,731 --> 00:07:05,525 Well, Dorsey was three years behind me at the academy. 91 00:07:05,650 --> 00:07:07,235 He had to learn from somebody. 92 00:07:07,319 --> 00:07:08,445 Uh-huh. 93 00:07:08,525 --> 00:07:10,527 How come you ain't the Blazer quarterback? 94 00:07:10,590 --> 00:07:12,717 Well, I thought I wanted a career in the Navy. 95 00:07:12,824 --> 00:07:14,659 Uh-huh. You know, Thomas, 96 00:07:14,784 --> 00:07:16,536 that could've been you out there. 97 00:07:16,620 --> 00:07:18,079 Come on, Rick. 98 00:07:19,831 --> 00:07:21,041 Hut! 99 00:07:21,124 --> 00:07:23,710 Pass! Pass! Pass, pass, pass! 100 00:07:26,796 --> 00:07:28,298 Didn't give him time. 101 00:07:28,387 --> 00:07:29,721 Say what? 102 00:07:29,841 --> 00:07:32,139 He should've double-pumped the wide receiver, 103 00:07:32,209 --> 00:07:34,679 then the tight end would've had time to get in position. 104 00:07:34,804 --> 00:07:36,264 I see. 105 00:07:41,519 --> 00:07:42,854 Bring them in. 106 00:07:44,397 --> 00:07:46,232 Come on, everybody in. Let's go. 107 00:07:50,294 --> 00:07:52,822 Well, I'll see you guys after lunch. 108 00:07:52,948 --> 00:07:55,241 Dorsey said he wants to talk to me about something. 109 00:07:55,367 --> 00:07:56,785 Sure, boy. 110 00:07:56,868 --> 00:07:59,579 Wouldn't wanna interfere with a quarterback reunion. 111 00:07:59,871 --> 00:08:01,831 They might want your advice 112 00:08:01,957 --> 00:08:04,584 on, uh, double-pumping to those wide receivers. 113 00:08:28,666 --> 00:08:29,985 Excuse me. 114 00:08:30,402 --> 00:08:31,778 Excuse me. 115 00:08:34,406 --> 00:08:36,574 I'm looking for Dorsey Bramlett. 116 00:08:37,409 --> 00:08:39,536 When an athlete is in training, 117 00:08:39,661 --> 00:08:42,205 don't ever break his concentration. 118 00:08:44,124 --> 00:08:45,625 Mahalo. 119 00:08:53,383 --> 00:08:54,384 Easy there. 120 00:08:54,509 --> 00:08:55,844 Hey, Dorsey. 121 00:08:55,927 --> 00:08:58,304 Ooh! Hey, Hoss! How are you? 122 00:08:58,388 --> 00:08:59,556 How you doing? 123 00:08:59,639 --> 00:09:01,266 Hey, you looked great out there today. 124 00:09:02,642 --> 00:09:05,353 You're a liar, boy. But I appreciate it. 125 00:09:05,729 --> 00:09:07,814 Oh, I hate training camp. 126 00:09:08,398 --> 00:09:09,941 I hate it. 127 00:09:10,191 --> 00:09:12,152 I don't know. A place like this, though, 128 00:09:12,235 --> 00:09:14,195 might get to liking it, maybe. 129 00:09:14,279 --> 00:09:15,405 Maybe. 130 00:09:15,488 --> 00:09:17,991 Hey, whose idea was it to train in Hawaii, anyway? 131 00:09:18,116 --> 00:09:21,161 Uh, Mrs. Greeley. Club owner's wife. 132 00:09:21,411 --> 00:09:24,873 She runs the ball club while he's off buying big corporations. 133 00:09:24,998 --> 00:09:27,917 This is her reward for us winning the conference title last year. 134 00:09:28,001 --> 00:09:29,002 Nice lady. 135 00:09:29,169 --> 00:09:30,295 Oh, yeah. 136 00:09:30,378 --> 00:09:31,921 I've heard her called a lot of things. 137 00:09:32,005 --> 00:09:33,840 I've said most of them, but "nice" wasn't one of them. 138 00:09:34,049 --> 00:09:35,216 Come on, Dorsey. 139 00:09:35,341 --> 00:09:37,177 She carried you for two years after your surgery. 140 00:09:37,552 --> 00:09:39,763 She had to. I've got a contract. 141 00:09:39,846 --> 00:09:41,514 Besides, there ain't too many ball players 142 00:09:41,598 --> 00:09:43,933 can throw a football like I can, even at 75 percent. 143 00:09:45,935 --> 00:09:48,897 Uh, you still look like you can sling some hash there, boy. 144 00:09:49,230 --> 00:09:50,523 Yeah? 145 00:09:51,191 --> 00:09:54,360 I don't know. Maybe. I try and keep in shape. 146 00:09:55,862 --> 00:09:57,947 Man, you had the sweetest arm I ever saw. 147 00:09:58,031 --> 00:09:59,074 I mean that. 148 00:09:59,157 --> 00:10:02,160 Come on, Dorsey. You gotta have your cortisone. 149 00:10:02,702 --> 00:10:03,870 What's it for? 150 00:10:04,496 --> 00:10:06,873 My career, Hoss. My career. 151 00:10:12,170 --> 00:10:13,421 You, too, Delbert. 152 00:10:13,505 --> 00:10:15,215 No, no, I'd rather not, sir. 153 00:10:15,340 --> 00:10:16,466 It's routine, Delbert. 154 00:10:16,549 --> 00:10:18,426 Do we have to go through this every time? 155 00:10:18,510 --> 00:10:21,096 God doesn't want your shoulder to hurt, and neither does Coach Bell. 156 00:10:22,680 --> 00:10:24,349 Don't go away. I'll be right back. 157 00:10:24,516 --> 00:10:25,934 I got everything you need right here. 158 00:10:26,017 --> 00:10:27,227 Thanks, Dorsey. 159 00:10:27,304 --> 00:10:28,805 I'll just get some from the office. 160 00:10:28,895 --> 00:10:31,189 No, really. I got a whole pharmacy down here. 161 00:10:32,148 --> 00:10:35,276 Whatever you need to build a pro quarterback. 162 00:10:35,652 --> 00:10:37,237 I got it. 163 00:10:37,487 --> 00:10:38,530 Here you go. 164 00:10:39,197 --> 00:10:41,407 Come on, let's take a hike. 165 00:10:44,410 --> 00:10:45,787 I'll show you my office. 166 00:11:00,468 --> 00:11:02,137 You know, Dorsey, 167 00:11:03,096 --> 00:11:05,265 just holding the ball again, 168 00:11:06,099 --> 00:11:09,144 just walking out on the football field again... 169 00:11:09,352 --> 00:11:10,812 It's really... 170 00:11:11,688 --> 00:11:12,897 It's really nice. 171 00:11:12,981 --> 00:11:14,899 Brings back a lot of memories. 172 00:11:15,066 --> 00:11:16,943 Yeah, I know all about those memories. 173 00:11:17,068 --> 00:11:18,695 I saw most of them from the bench. 174 00:11:19,988 --> 00:11:21,990 You were some kind of quarterback. 175 00:11:22,115 --> 00:11:23,658 Man, you could scramble. 176 00:11:23,741 --> 00:11:25,535 I copied my entire style from you. 177 00:11:25,618 --> 00:11:27,245 Did you know that? 178 00:11:27,662 --> 00:11:30,331 Maybe in more ways than just football. 179 00:11:31,040 --> 00:11:32,709 See, Dorsey, I got this friend. 180 00:11:32,792 --> 00:11:34,586 Actually, he's not a friend. 181 00:11:34,669 --> 00:11:36,129 He runs the estate where I live. 182 00:11:36,212 --> 00:11:37,630 You could call him a friend. 183 00:11:37,714 --> 00:11:40,341 Anyway, you sound a lot like I do 184 00:11:40,633 --> 00:11:42,802 when I want something from him. 185 00:11:43,219 --> 00:11:45,138 So what do you want, Dorsey? 186 00:11:45,930 --> 00:11:46,931 Protection. 187 00:11:51,269 --> 00:11:52,854 Somebody's trying to kill me. 188 00:11:53,062 --> 00:11:54,063 What? 189 00:11:54,689 --> 00:11:56,983 Took a shot at me at a party yesterday. 190 00:11:57,317 --> 00:11:58,818 Good thing I was drunk. 191 00:11:58,943 --> 00:12:01,738 Probably hurt myself diving in the back seat of the car. 192 00:12:01,946 --> 00:12:03,156 Any idea who? 193 00:12:03,531 --> 00:12:05,742 No, I don't know. Coach Bell doesn't like me 194 00:12:05,867 --> 00:12:07,285 hanging around with his daughter. 195 00:12:07,368 --> 00:12:08,912 Neither does Mrs. Greeley. 196 00:12:08,995 --> 00:12:11,206 Especially now that Henry's out of town so much. 197 00:12:11,497 --> 00:12:15,001 Then there's Delbert Knowlton, our, uh, back-up quarterback. 198 00:12:15,084 --> 00:12:17,420 He's always praying for my untimely demise. 199 00:12:17,545 --> 00:12:19,088 My ex-agent, Morrie... 200 00:12:20,882 --> 00:12:22,508 Boy, you never learn, do you? 201 00:12:24,052 --> 00:12:26,804 Well, they never shot at me before. 202 00:12:28,514 --> 00:12:32,185 I'm scared, man. First time in my life. 203 00:12:33,394 --> 00:12:35,688 So, listen, can you help me out there, buddy? 204 00:12:37,190 --> 00:12:38,566 How? 205 00:12:39,025 --> 00:12:40,944 Practically all your time's team-connected. 206 00:12:41,069 --> 00:12:44,781 You're either here on the practice field or at the hotel. 207 00:12:44,989 --> 00:12:47,200 I'd stick out like that red jersey you practice in. 208 00:12:47,700 --> 00:12:49,410 Not if you join the team. 209 00:12:50,495 --> 00:12:51,663 What? 210 00:12:51,829 --> 00:12:54,332 Yeah, I thought you could be the, uh, walk-on, 211 00:12:54,415 --> 00:12:56,084 free agent quarterback, you know. 212 00:12:56,209 --> 00:12:58,086 You could be my roomie. It's perfect cover. 213 00:12:58,253 --> 00:13:01,130 Dorsey, I cannot quarterback a pro football team. 214 00:13:01,256 --> 00:13:03,383 Oh, sure you can, man. You're in great shape. 215 00:13:03,591 --> 00:13:06,552 I wasn't kidding about all that stuff about copying your style. 216 00:13:06,678 --> 00:13:09,138 I know you can do it. I gotta get dressed. 217 00:13:11,349 --> 00:13:13,309 This is really crazy. 218 00:13:14,978 --> 00:13:17,313 Dorsey, this is really crazy. 219 00:13:27,615 --> 00:13:29,492 So that's the way that goes. 220 00:13:29,617 --> 00:13:32,287 Anyway, I don't know what I'm gonna do because I just... 221 00:13:32,412 --> 00:13:33,663 Hey, Dorsey! 222 00:13:33,746 --> 00:13:35,164 Excuse me, Dorsey. 223 00:13:35,248 --> 00:13:37,166 I'm really your biggest fan. Would you... 224 00:13:37,199 --> 00:13:40,003 You betcha. Here we go. Come on, step right up here. 225 00:13:40,169 --> 00:13:41,796 Could you sign my yearbook? 226 00:13:43,339 --> 00:13:45,008 All right! 227 00:13:45,216 --> 00:13:46,342 Hey, how about you? 228 00:13:48,678 --> 00:13:49,721 Hey. 229 00:13:50,972 --> 00:13:52,015 Me? 230 00:13:52,098 --> 00:13:53,099 Yeah. 231 00:13:53,182 --> 00:13:54,475 I'm not on the team. 232 00:13:54,517 --> 00:13:56,019 What he means is he just joined the team. 233 00:13:56,102 --> 00:13:58,229 Come on over here and sign this ball. Get over here. 234 00:14:06,487 --> 00:14:07,947 Even the fans believe it. 235 00:14:08,031 --> 00:14:09,198 There you go. 236 00:14:09,282 --> 00:14:10,325 Gee, thanks. 237 00:14:10,408 --> 00:14:13,244 Okay. That's it, guys. Come on, let's go grab a beer. 238 00:14:14,078 --> 00:14:15,955 I never drank beer in training. 239 00:14:39,412 --> 00:14:42,940 Even for you, I find this evening's attire most bizarre. 240 00:14:43,149 --> 00:14:44,901 A rough divorce case pending? 241 00:14:44,984 --> 00:14:45,693 Higgins! 242 00:14:45,902 --> 00:14:48,029 Or is this some exotic fantasy you engage in 243 00:14:48,112 --> 00:14:49,530 after the sun goes down? 244 00:14:49,655 --> 00:14:51,657 Win one for the Dipper, or something or other? 245 00:14:51,866 --> 00:14:52,867 Gipper. 246 00:14:53,034 --> 00:14:53,993 What? 247 00:14:54,160 --> 00:14:56,579 It is Gipper, not Dipper. 248 00:14:56,662 --> 00:14:59,665 What are you doing entering my guesthouse without knocking? 249 00:14:59,999 --> 00:15:02,668 I'm here to retrieve Robin Masters' camera, 250 00:15:02,835 --> 00:15:05,254 which you neglected to tell me you took. 251 00:15:05,838 --> 00:15:08,841 Additionally, this is not your guesthouse, it's Robin's. 252 00:15:08,966 --> 00:15:11,719 And let me emphasize the word "guest." 253 00:15:14,097 --> 00:15:15,807 Animal repellent? 254 00:15:16,224 --> 00:15:19,060 What on earth are you doing with animal repellent? 255 00:15:19,310 --> 00:15:22,730 "Recommended by the United States Postal Service." 256 00:15:25,858 --> 00:15:27,443 The lads. 257 00:15:27,860 --> 00:15:29,404 How dare you! 258 00:15:29,529 --> 00:15:32,532 Oh, come on, Higgins. I was on this case, 259 00:15:32,698 --> 00:15:34,826 and I had to take care of these watchdogs. 260 00:15:34,951 --> 00:15:36,577 Anyway, it was a good six months ago. 261 00:15:36,702 --> 00:15:38,496 I just simply forgot to throw it out. 262 00:15:38,579 --> 00:15:40,623 No wonder they dislike you so intensely. 263 00:15:40,748 --> 00:15:43,251 How beastly. How savage. 264 00:15:43,459 --> 00:15:46,671 I'm appalled by your wanton and blatant cruelty to animals. 265 00:15:46,796 --> 00:15:49,090 Simply appalled. This is a grave matter. 266 00:15:49,173 --> 00:15:51,426 One that will affect our relationship adversely. 267 00:15:51,676 --> 00:15:53,594 What doesn't? 268 00:15:53,845 --> 00:15:55,763 Magnum, you can hardly compare this atrocity 269 00:15:55,847 --> 00:15:57,390 to your other indiscretions. 270 00:15:57,682 --> 00:15:59,183 All right, Higgins. 271 00:15:59,225 --> 00:16:00,768 I'm not gonna argue with you. 272 00:16:00,852 --> 00:16:02,687 I've taken all the abuse I'm going to 273 00:16:02,770 --> 00:16:04,856 from both you and your lads. Enough. 274 00:16:04,939 --> 00:16:07,650 You're not gonna have Thomas Magnum to kick around anymore. 275 00:16:07,817 --> 00:16:09,026 What? 276 00:16:09,318 --> 00:16:11,487 It's too late to apologize. 277 00:16:11,529 --> 00:16:12,947 Apologize? 278 00:16:13,156 --> 00:16:14,198 I'm leaving. 279 00:16:14,282 --> 00:16:17,326 I'm going to find a place where I can live in peace and quiet. 280 00:16:17,452 --> 00:16:19,162 A place where I can be left alone. 281 00:16:19,245 --> 00:16:21,122 A place where nobody bothers me. 282 00:16:21,873 --> 00:16:25,126 And a place where nobody comes in without knocking. 283 00:16:25,251 --> 00:16:28,629 A place without dogs. 284 00:16:36,512 --> 00:16:38,890 My ego and Dorsey were both telling me 285 00:16:38,931 --> 00:16:41,350 I still had the stuff to make a pro team. 286 00:16:41,476 --> 00:16:43,561 But my birth certificate and my little voice 287 00:16:43,644 --> 00:16:45,646 were telling me otherwise. 288 00:16:52,078 --> 00:16:53,696 Yeah, so I talked to Eleanor. 289 00:16:53,779 --> 00:16:56,100 She says if you're good enough for me you're good enough for her. 290 00:16:56,201 --> 00:16:58,090 She's coming by here a little bit later. Wants to meet you. 291 00:17:07,543 --> 00:17:10,129 That guy Sromosky sure has a funny way of warming up. 292 00:17:10,338 --> 00:17:13,007 Must work. Six years all-pro lineman. 293 00:17:13,216 --> 00:17:15,343 Broken more bones than anybody else in the league. 294 00:17:15,426 --> 00:17:17,178 Looks like he's a quick healer. 295 00:17:18,054 --> 00:17:20,681 Not his bones. Other people's bones. 296 00:17:21,182 --> 00:17:22,391 Ah. 297 00:17:23,267 --> 00:17:24,685 Who is he? 298 00:17:24,894 --> 00:17:27,438 Thomas Magnum. Free agent walk-on. 299 00:17:27,772 --> 00:17:29,440 Funny guy. 300 00:17:29,565 --> 00:17:32,777 Told us this joke about this Polish weightlifter, 301 00:17:33,110 --> 00:17:35,404 which I personally found reprehensible. 302 00:17:35,488 --> 00:17:37,907 Anyway, Clyde, take care of that hand. 303 00:17:40,535 --> 00:17:42,161 Come on, Hoss, get your armor on. 304 00:17:42,286 --> 00:17:43,704 I wanna introduce you to Coach Bell. 305 00:17:43,788 --> 00:17:45,206 He's real anxious to meet you. 306 00:17:45,289 --> 00:17:46,541 Hey, Delbert, 307 00:17:46,624 --> 00:17:48,834 I want you to meet your new competition at spear carrier. 308 00:17:48,918 --> 00:17:50,336 Tom Magnum. Delbert Knowlton. 309 00:17:50,419 --> 00:17:52,046 - Hello, Tom. - Delbert. 310 00:17:52,338 --> 00:17:54,924 How's your shoulder? Mine seems to be a little worse. 311 00:17:55,091 --> 00:17:56,259 I'm doing fine. 312 00:17:56,425 --> 00:17:58,094 Patsy and I have been praying for you. 313 00:17:58,261 --> 00:17:59,720 I'll bet you have, Delbert. 314 00:17:59,929 --> 00:18:02,181 I don't think it'll get you off the pines. 315 00:18:03,975 --> 00:18:05,226 Delbert. 316 00:18:05,309 --> 00:18:06,686 Yeah. 317 00:18:08,854 --> 00:18:11,065 One, two, three, hut! 318 00:18:11,148 --> 00:18:13,109 One, two, three... 319 00:18:13,234 --> 00:18:16,028 No wonder people wanna kill you, Dorsey. 320 00:18:16,195 --> 00:18:17,738 You're not nice. 321 00:18:17,863 --> 00:18:20,283 What, that? That was a joke. 322 00:18:22,660 --> 00:18:25,288 T.C., what're you doing here? 323 00:18:25,496 --> 00:18:26,956 What do you mean, what am I doing here? 324 00:18:27,039 --> 00:18:28,541 I'm trying out for the team, like everybody else. 325 00:18:28,791 --> 00:18:30,251 Dorsey here set it up. 326 00:18:30,334 --> 00:18:32,336 Yeah, yeah, I couldn't help myself. 327 00:18:32,420 --> 00:18:35,298 Man's an all-American tight end from Grambling University, 328 00:18:35,381 --> 00:18:37,842 goes over to Vietnam to serve his country. 329 00:18:37,925 --> 00:18:40,219 Flying a whirlybird. That's a waste. 330 00:18:40,386 --> 00:18:42,513 - You're Magnum. - Yes, sir. 331 00:18:42,763 --> 00:18:44,932 I remember. Navy. 332 00:18:45,266 --> 00:18:46,559 You were pretty good. 333 00:18:46,726 --> 00:18:48,436 But that was a long time ago. 334 00:18:48,561 --> 00:18:49,979 No, he's still good. 335 00:18:50,062 --> 00:18:52,898 Besides, Mrs. Eleanor Greeley wants to give him a chance. 336 00:18:53,774 --> 00:18:54,984 Okay. 337 00:18:55,192 --> 00:18:56,902 Dorsey, get in there and warm up the team 338 00:18:56,986 --> 00:18:58,571 for Mr. Magnum's debut. 339 00:18:58,654 --> 00:19:00,615 T.C., you've seen the playbook. 340 00:19:00,698 --> 00:19:02,033 Go on in for Darnell. 341 00:19:07,413 --> 00:19:09,582 Hey, T.C., I appreciate what you're trying to do. 342 00:19:09,707 --> 00:19:10,791 What? 343 00:19:10,916 --> 00:19:12,627 You coming out here to help me and all. 344 00:19:14,003 --> 00:19:16,047 Man, I am trying to make this team. 345 00:19:16,172 --> 00:19:19,467 Kinda got the itch after I saw them practice the other day. 346 00:19:19,592 --> 00:19:22,053 Decided I'd give it one more shot. 347 00:19:22,178 --> 00:19:23,471 Yeah. 348 00:19:24,513 --> 00:19:25,848 Right. 349 00:19:26,349 --> 00:19:29,226 Whatever you're here for, you're on your own. 350 00:19:37,401 --> 00:19:38,527 Set. 351 00:19:40,821 --> 00:19:41,989 Hut! 352 00:19:44,742 --> 00:19:47,870 All right, all right, way to go! Good job, good job. 353 00:19:48,079 --> 00:19:50,206 Huddle up. Let's go. We'll get them. 354 00:19:57,088 --> 00:19:58,172 Break! 355 00:20:03,886 --> 00:20:05,262 You know, 356 00:20:05,805 --> 00:20:07,973 that guy Dorsey's really something. 357 00:20:08,099 --> 00:20:10,559 Always putting on a show, even in practice. 358 00:20:10,643 --> 00:20:12,728 You know, sometimes I think 359 00:20:12,937 --> 00:20:15,481 that's half the job of being a pro athlete. 360 00:20:15,606 --> 00:20:18,442 You know, being able to, to dazzle the crowd 361 00:20:18,526 --> 00:20:20,277 with more than just talent. 362 00:20:20,528 --> 00:20:22,279 I admire that. 363 00:20:22,488 --> 00:20:25,741 But I imagine there's some players who resent it. 364 00:20:25,825 --> 00:20:27,034 Don't you think so? 365 00:20:33,332 --> 00:20:36,836 I just kick. I am the kicker. 366 00:20:36,961 --> 00:20:38,879 Huddle up. Huddle up. 367 00:20:46,846 --> 00:20:49,014 Break! Break! 368 00:20:54,061 --> 00:20:55,646 Set! 369 00:21:05,322 --> 00:21:06,449 Dorsey's hurting. 370 00:21:06,574 --> 00:21:08,284 Let's get him out of here, Clarence. 371 00:21:08,701 --> 00:21:10,077 Dorsey! 372 00:21:10,286 --> 00:21:12,913 Huddle up! Huddle up. Huddle up. Huddle up. 373 00:21:14,290 --> 00:21:16,584 All right, Magnum. You're up. 374 00:21:20,755 --> 00:21:24,508 Uh, Coach, how can I call a play? I don't even have a playbook yet. 375 00:21:24,633 --> 00:21:25,593 I'll call them. 376 00:21:25,843 --> 00:21:27,970 The first one is "Y" five split six. 377 00:21:28,095 --> 00:21:30,514 Now, all you have to do is hit the flanker 378 00:21:30,639 --> 00:21:32,892 10 yards downfield in the right flat. 379 00:21:32,975 --> 00:21:35,102 - You got it? - Uh, yeah. 380 00:21:35,207 --> 00:21:36,934 Good. Let's see it. 381 00:21:37,980 --> 00:21:39,774 Go get them, Hoss. 382 00:21:42,193 --> 00:21:43,527 Break! 383 00:21:49,366 --> 00:21:51,160 Four-85! 384 00:21:51,327 --> 00:21:52,953 Four-85! 385 00:21:53,579 --> 00:21:55,080 Set. Hut! 386 00:22:00,127 --> 00:22:02,213 Thataway, T.C.! Good grab. Good grab. 387 00:22:02,296 --> 00:22:04,256 Huddle up. Huddle up. Huddle up. Let's go. 388 00:22:05,674 --> 00:22:07,487 Nice catch, 88. 389 00:22:08,385 --> 00:22:11,096 You look almost as surprised as the receiver. 390 00:22:12,431 --> 00:22:14,558 All right, come on, huddle up. 391 00:22:30,825 --> 00:22:32,660 Split right, six Y. Ready? 392 00:22:32,785 --> 00:22:33,536 Break! 393 00:22:41,710 --> 00:22:42,670 Set! 394 00:22:46,090 --> 00:22:48,342 Sorry, man. I guess I'm a little up. 395 00:22:49,093 --> 00:22:50,427 Yeah. 396 00:22:51,929 --> 00:22:53,514 Man, you okay? 397 00:22:53,722 --> 00:22:55,015 No. 398 00:22:57,393 --> 00:22:59,270 Did I do something wrong? 399 00:22:59,395 --> 00:23:01,730 No, man, he just jumped offside. 400 00:23:11,073 --> 00:23:12,658 Same play, on hut. Ready? 401 00:23:12,741 --> 00:23:14,034 Break! 402 00:23:22,209 --> 00:23:23,502 Set. 403 00:23:27,089 --> 00:23:28,132 Hut! 404 00:23:28,841 --> 00:23:30,342 Blitz! Blitz! 405 00:23:34,972 --> 00:23:36,891 Way to go, team. Way to go. 406 00:23:39,935 --> 00:23:41,312 Oops. 407 00:23:48,694 --> 00:23:50,112 Oh, my. 408 00:24:03,626 --> 00:24:05,669 I don't know who's crazier. 409 00:24:05,753 --> 00:24:08,631 You for asking me to do this or me for doing it. 410 00:24:08,797 --> 00:24:11,508 Hey. You did just fine. You're a little rusty is all. 411 00:24:11,592 --> 00:24:13,177 Wish I had that excuse. 412 00:24:13,385 --> 00:24:15,137 I look terrible! 413 00:24:15,888 --> 00:24:17,598 I feel terrible. 414 00:24:17,932 --> 00:24:19,475 How's your shoulder? 415 00:24:19,600 --> 00:24:21,185 It's great. 416 00:24:21,477 --> 00:24:23,729 As long as I'm using these babies. 417 00:24:24,271 --> 00:24:25,773 What are those for? 418 00:24:27,983 --> 00:24:29,652 So I don't get pregnant. 419 00:24:31,153 --> 00:24:34,281 Same old Dorsey. Same old lines. 420 00:24:34,698 --> 00:24:36,116 You must be Tom. 421 00:24:38,077 --> 00:24:39,620 Yes, ma'am. 422 00:24:40,120 --> 00:24:42,039 Don't be so polite, Tom. 423 00:24:42,122 --> 00:24:44,041 I believe in close relationships 424 00:24:44,124 --> 00:24:45,960 between players and management. 425 00:24:46,168 --> 00:24:47,962 Call me Eleanor. 426 00:24:48,170 --> 00:24:49,838 Nice to meet you. 427 00:24:51,090 --> 00:24:52,967 I heard you had a rough go of it. 428 00:24:53,092 --> 00:24:54,051 Yeah. 429 00:24:54,176 --> 00:24:54,969 You, too. 430 00:24:55,219 --> 00:24:56,720 Oh, I'll be just fine. 431 00:24:56,929 --> 00:24:58,514 Oh, I know you will, Dorsey. 432 00:24:58,639 --> 00:25:00,516 You're my number one quarterback. 433 00:25:00,599 --> 00:25:01,934 As a matter of fact, 434 00:25:02,027 --> 00:25:04,103 Coach Bell and I were discussing you today. 435 00:25:04,228 --> 00:25:06,271 He's a little worried about you. 436 00:25:06,814 --> 00:25:08,607 Yeah. What did he have to say? 437 00:25:08,732 --> 00:25:13,070 Oh, he was thinking of starting Delbert this season. 438 00:25:14,905 --> 00:25:16,281 You gotta be kidding. 439 00:25:17,366 --> 00:25:19,493 Well, he's not. 440 00:25:21,620 --> 00:25:24,039 But then, the final decision is mine, 441 00:25:24,123 --> 00:25:26,250 since Henry's out of town. 442 00:25:27,126 --> 00:25:28,335 Dinner? 443 00:25:32,464 --> 00:25:34,258 8:00, my place. 444 00:25:38,804 --> 00:25:42,099 You'd better get out before you wrinkle up permanently. 445 00:25:44,977 --> 00:25:46,687 Nice to meet you. 446 00:25:59,241 --> 00:26:01,118 I love this game. I really do. 447 00:26:12,921 --> 00:26:15,049 Isn't it glorious, lads? 448 00:26:17,509 --> 00:26:20,554 I find the silence and serenity sublime. 449 00:26:23,140 --> 00:26:25,434 No screeching of tires past my window 450 00:26:25,559 --> 00:26:27,728 in the early morning hours. 451 00:26:28,562 --> 00:26:32,274 No strange sounds emanating from the guesthouse. 452 00:26:34,068 --> 00:26:37,029 No more sordid and tawdry guests. 453 00:26:39,782 --> 00:26:42,534 No more abuse of private property. 454 00:26:47,247 --> 00:26:48,957 No more Magnum. 455 00:26:53,170 --> 00:26:55,506 Well, lads, what shall we do tonight? 456 00:26:57,257 --> 00:26:58,884 A good choice. 457 00:26:59,343 --> 00:27:02,346 After we share a hearty supper we'll settle down by the fire 458 00:27:02,429 --> 00:27:05,557 and give a listen to some of Verdi's lesser-known operas. 459 00:27:07,017 --> 00:27:09,269 Perhaps a snifter of brandy 460 00:27:09,812 --> 00:27:11,355 and a pipe. 461 00:27:32,501 --> 00:27:34,962 Hey, Thomas, wake up. This is bed check. 462 00:27:35,254 --> 00:27:36,713 I'm in bed. 463 00:27:36,827 --> 00:27:39,079 Yeah, but your roommate ain't. 464 00:28:07,386 --> 00:28:09,204 I was pretty sure nobody was doing bed checks 465 00:28:09,413 --> 00:28:11,165 in Mrs. Greeley's house. 466 00:28:11,248 --> 00:28:13,083 That is, no one but me. 467 00:28:13,167 --> 00:28:15,169 Protecting Dorsey had now entered that phase 468 00:28:15,252 --> 00:28:17,004 I particularly dislike. 469 00:28:17,129 --> 00:28:18,672 Baby-sitting. 470 00:28:20,257 --> 00:28:21,967 The door's open. 471 00:28:29,391 --> 00:28:31,727 Dorsey, it's about time you showed... 472 00:28:33,520 --> 00:28:34,605 Tom. 473 00:28:38,025 --> 00:28:39,568 You rascal. 474 00:28:40,569 --> 00:28:41,862 Hi. 475 00:28:43,822 --> 00:28:47,409 Tom, you must really wanna make the team bad. 476 00:28:48,202 --> 00:28:51,038 I'd offer you something, but you're in training. 477 00:28:51,705 --> 00:28:53,957 Well, maybe I'll let you slide. 478 00:28:54,499 --> 00:28:56,001 No, thanks. 479 00:28:56,460 --> 00:28:58,962 Oh. So you're not thirsty. 480 00:29:00,172 --> 00:29:01,465 Wanna come in? 481 00:29:06,428 --> 00:29:08,013 Look, I'm trying to find Dorsey. 482 00:29:08,096 --> 00:29:09,932 Why would you look here? 483 00:29:10,182 --> 00:29:12,559 Well, he was having dinner with you. 484 00:29:12,726 --> 00:29:14,978 And you assumed that meant he was spending the night. 485 00:29:17,481 --> 00:29:18,732 Tom. 486 00:29:18,815 --> 00:29:20,442 What are you up to? 487 00:29:21,276 --> 00:29:22,486 Up to? 488 00:29:22,778 --> 00:29:26,240 Listen, mister, I have a brother in Jersey, 489 00:29:26,365 --> 00:29:29,201 sitting on roller-skate wheels selling pencils, 490 00:29:29,326 --> 00:29:31,954 who has a better chance of getting on the team than you do. 491 00:29:32,079 --> 00:29:33,789 Are you going to tell me who you are, 492 00:29:33,914 --> 00:29:35,624 or do I have to make a phone call 493 00:29:35,707 --> 00:29:38,293 requesting the presence of Clyde Sromosky? 494 00:29:38,543 --> 00:29:40,671 I'm a private investigator. 495 00:29:41,588 --> 00:29:43,590 Dorsey hired me to protect him. 496 00:29:43,674 --> 00:29:44,883 Oh. 497 00:29:44,967 --> 00:29:46,802 That little incident at the party 498 00:29:46,885 --> 00:29:48,929 must've put the fear of God into him. 499 00:29:49,429 --> 00:29:51,139 Good old Dorsey. 500 00:29:51,223 --> 00:29:54,893 Just beginning to understand that not everybody loves him. 501 00:29:55,686 --> 00:29:58,105 He knows I put extra security on. 502 00:29:58,230 --> 00:29:59,564 Doesn't he trust me? 503 00:30:00,399 --> 00:30:03,610 Well, he's not sure who his friends are. 504 00:30:03,944 --> 00:30:05,237 Well! 505 00:30:05,404 --> 00:30:07,781 Whose fault is that, the way he lives? 506 00:30:11,702 --> 00:30:13,745 Did he show up for dinner? 507 00:30:15,289 --> 00:30:16,581 No. 508 00:30:16,957 --> 00:30:18,709 No, he did not. 509 00:30:18,875 --> 00:30:20,252 Well, he's not in bed. 510 00:30:20,460 --> 00:30:22,045 Wanna make a bet? 511 00:30:26,300 --> 00:30:28,343 Do you have any idea where he might be? 512 00:30:28,927 --> 00:30:33,348 You might check the Sandal King Jack Metro's wife. 513 00:30:33,557 --> 00:30:36,143 She had her hooks into him yesterday at a party. 514 00:30:36,977 --> 00:30:38,770 Look, uh, Mrs. Greeley, 515 00:30:38,854 --> 00:30:40,314 if... if my coming here offended you... 516 00:30:40,397 --> 00:30:42,107 Save it. Save it. 517 00:30:43,233 --> 00:30:45,986 I'm not doing you a favor, or Dorsey. 518 00:30:46,528 --> 00:30:50,449 He's a big investment. A very big one. 519 00:30:50,741 --> 00:30:52,242 That's all. 520 00:30:52,576 --> 00:30:55,412 Despite anything else I might have said. 521 00:30:57,706 --> 00:30:58,832 Thank you. 522 00:31:20,312 --> 00:31:22,773 If there's one thing I hate more than babysitting, 523 00:31:22,856 --> 00:31:25,150 it's fetching a client from another man's wife. 524 00:31:25,250 --> 00:31:28,362 You see, there's no way to be sure the husband won't show up, 525 00:31:28,487 --> 00:31:31,823 and that can make for the worst kind of domestic argument. 526 00:31:33,825 --> 00:31:36,119 Hey, guy, you're just the man I wanted to see. 527 00:31:36,203 --> 00:31:38,330 We're gonna catch a plane to Vegas. Me and April Ann. 528 00:31:38,396 --> 00:31:39,706 You can be my best man. 529 00:31:39,790 --> 00:31:42,376 It's 3:00 a.m. There are no planes to Vegas now. 530 00:31:42,459 --> 00:31:44,836 Besides, her husband's probably gonna be home any second. 531 00:31:44,920 --> 00:31:47,047 Oh, no, he's not, 'cause he's out of town. 532 00:31:47,130 --> 00:31:48,382 She's still married. 533 00:31:48,465 --> 00:31:49,591 I'll get a divorce. 534 00:31:49,674 --> 00:31:51,009 Drive us to the airport. 535 00:31:51,093 --> 00:31:53,136 You've got a practice game in the morning. 536 00:31:53,220 --> 00:31:55,347 To hell with practice. To hell with Mrs. Greeley. 537 00:31:55,430 --> 00:31:57,474 To hell with the Blazers. To hell with football. 538 00:31:57,557 --> 00:31:58,809 Hey, come on, Dorsey. 539 00:31:58,892 --> 00:31:59,976 The hell with you. 540 00:32:00,018 --> 00:32:01,186 Dorsey! 541 00:32:03,105 --> 00:32:04,940 What's the matter with you? 542 00:32:05,315 --> 00:32:06,733 Damn it. 543 00:32:08,276 --> 00:32:09,986 I'm your friend. 544 00:32:10,153 --> 00:32:12,697 Maybe you don't know what that word means anymore. 545 00:32:13,990 --> 00:32:15,867 Yeah, maybe I don't. 546 00:32:16,952 --> 00:32:18,620 Oh, hell, man, I'm sorry. 547 00:32:18,745 --> 00:32:21,206 I... I... I didn't mean to do that. 548 00:32:21,373 --> 00:32:22,624 Hey. 549 00:32:23,083 --> 00:32:26,086 I... I don't know, I... I guess I'm still a bit nervous 550 00:32:26,169 --> 00:32:27,921 about somebody trying to kill me, that's all. 551 00:32:28,630 --> 00:32:29,923 I wonder why? 552 00:32:30,006 --> 00:32:32,092 You know, in the last 24 hours I've watched you 553 00:32:32,175 --> 00:32:35,137 alienate half a dozen people, including me. 554 00:32:35,929 --> 00:32:37,597 Hey, I don't mean to do that. 555 00:32:37,764 --> 00:32:40,225 You know I don't mean half of what I say, and I never did. 556 00:32:40,392 --> 00:32:41,768 I know. 557 00:32:41,893 --> 00:32:43,520 You got away with it when you were a kid, 558 00:32:43,728 --> 00:32:45,105 but you're not a kid anymore. 559 00:32:45,230 --> 00:32:46,606 I don't need you to tell me this. 560 00:32:46,773 --> 00:32:48,275 Then why do you keep doing it? 561 00:32:48,400 --> 00:32:50,902 Hey, look. People get used to seeing you some way, 562 00:32:51,002 --> 00:32:52,404 they see you as a wise guy. 563 00:32:52,529 --> 00:32:54,197 That's your image, you're a hell raiser. 564 00:32:54,364 --> 00:32:56,450 That's what they expect to see. 565 00:32:56,992 --> 00:32:59,536 I mean, even if you outgrow that. 566 00:33:00,036 --> 00:33:01,913 It's not easy being the team jerk. 567 00:33:02,456 --> 00:33:05,667 Dorsey, I'm gonna get sick if I hear anymore of this mush. 568 00:33:05,876 --> 00:33:07,461 I'm with you, April Ann. Come on. 569 00:33:07,544 --> 00:33:08,795 If we can't go to Vegas 570 00:33:08,879 --> 00:33:10,797 let's go and have one more cocktail, okay? 571 00:33:10,881 --> 00:33:12,716 Just one, huh? 572 00:33:25,854 --> 00:33:27,439 April Ann. 573 00:33:27,898 --> 00:33:30,358 April Ann, come on, now, don't die, honey. 574 00:33:30,901 --> 00:33:33,320 Oh, come on, April Ann, now, don't die. 575 00:33:33,403 --> 00:33:34,404 Come on. 576 00:33:43,705 --> 00:33:45,665 Set! Hut! 577 00:33:49,628 --> 00:33:51,421 April Ann's death didn't affect Delbert, 578 00:33:51,755 --> 00:33:53,173 or the coaches, 579 00:33:53,298 --> 00:33:55,842 or anyone on the team except Dorsey. 580 00:33:56,092 --> 00:33:58,678 He didn't have time to develop any deep feelings for her, 581 00:33:58,762 --> 00:34:02,015 and even if he had she'd still have been one of a hundred to him. 582 00:34:02,098 --> 00:34:04,476 But this one had died because of him, 583 00:34:04,559 --> 00:34:07,562 and Dorsey was having a tough time dealing with it, 584 00:34:07,771 --> 00:34:09,940 which gave me some hope for him. 585 00:34:16,154 --> 00:34:17,572 Hold it. 586 00:34:17,822 --> 00:34:19,574 I've been here every day. 587 00:34:19,783 --> 00:34:22,244 Yeah, well. Not today. Out. 588 00:34:23,453 --> 00:34:25,830 Sure. I understand. 589 00:34:33,088 --> 00:34:35,507 Rip! Kill! Guts! 590 00:34:38,134 --> 00:34:41,179 I'm gonna crush everything in my path. 591 00:34:41,263 --> 00:34:43,139 Everything in my path! 592 00:34:53,066 --> 00:34:54,109 Magnum. 593 00:34:57,737 --> 00:34:59,072 Higgins. 594 00:35:00,657 --> 00:35:02,325 I, uh, brought your mail. 595 00:35:02,620 --> 00:35:03,955 Or rather your bills, 596 00:35:04,030 --> 00:35:05,930 and that seems to be all you receive these days. 597 00:35:06,246 --> 00:35:09,374 Higgins, I have only been gone 24 hours. 598 00:35:09,583 --> 00:35:11,293 Nevertheless, you should attend to them. 599 00:35:11,418 --> 00:35:13,545 I don't want the inevitable parade of process servers 600 00:35:13,628 --> 00:35:16,047 and bill collectors trooping through the estate. 601 00:35:17,716 --> 00:35:19,634 Isn't this a bit self-destructive, 602 00:35:19,718 --> 00:35:20,760 even for you? 603 00:35:20,969 --> 00:35:23,221 Higgins, would you please give me my bills... 604 00:35:23,305 --> 00:35:25,348 My mail? Thank you. 605 00:35:29,477 --> 00:35:30,979 Working on a case? 606 00:35:31,271 --> 00:35:32,647 Mmm-hmm. 607 00:35:34,691 --> 00:35:36,318 One of the players? 608 00:35:36,443 --> 00:35:37,611 Uh-huh. 609 00:35:38,653 --> 00:35:39,696 Which one? 610 00:35:39,904 --> 00:35:41,114 Higgins! 611 00:35:42,866 --> 00:35:44,284 Higgins. 612 00:35:45,410 --> 00:35:47,287 What do you know about sports injuries? 613 00:35:48,579 --> 00:35:50,957 Well, of course, I'm not a physician. 614 00:35:51,249 --> 00:35:54,044 However, when I was stationed in Banaras after the war, 615 00:35:54,169 --> 00:35:56,630 I was coach of the regimental rugby team. 616 00:35:56,838 --> 00:35:58,173 A game far superior 617 00:35:58,256 --> 00:35:59,924 to your American football, I might add. 618 00:36:00,300 --> 00:36:03,219 Our chaps don't see the necessity for all the padding. 619 00:36:03,303 --> 00:36:05,138 Higgins, please. 620 00:36:06,973 --> 00:36:09,559 While there, I worked quite closely 621 00:36:09,643 --> 00:36:11,603 with several military physicians. 622 00:36:11,853 --> 00:36:14,230 Oh, good. Now, how about shoulders? 623 00:36:14,314 --> 00:36:16,232 You need cortisone for bursitis, right? 624 00:36:16,733 --> 00:36:17,901 Yes. 625 00:36:18,026 --> 00:36:19,694 Most likely subdeltoid bursitis. 626 00:36:21,696 --> 00:36:23,865 Subdeltoid. Under the deltoid. 627 00:36:24,115 --> 00:36:26,826 Bursitis. Inflammation of the tendon and bone. 628 00:36:26,910 --> 00:36:27,952 Of course. 629 00:36:28,953 --> 00:36:30,622 It's generally treated with a mixture 630 00:36:30,705 --> 00:36:32,457 of cortisone and lidocaine. 631 00:36:32,582 --> 00:36:34,751 The cortisone brings down the inflammation, 632 00:36:34,959 --> 00:36:37,879 and the lidocaine tempers the pain of the initial shot. 633 00:36:38,129 --> 00:36:39,714 It's a large-gauge needle, you know. 634 00:36:39,923 --> 00:36:40,757 Yes, I know. 635 00:36:40,965 --> 00:36:43,468 Generally, one or two treatments are all that are necessary. 636 00:36:44,636 --> 00:36:45,679 That's all? 637 00:36:46,179 --> 00:36:47,472 Generally, yes. 638 00:36:59,734 --> 00:37:01,861 All right, Billy. Get it. 639 00:37:04,948 --> 00:37:07,492 All right, huddle up. Let's go. Huddle up. 640 00:37:26,261 --> 00:37:28,805 Intercept. Intercept. All right, defense. All right. 641 00:37:51,569 --> 00:37:52,537 Hey! 642 00:37:55,290 --> 00:37:56,583 Hey! 643 00:38:14,559 --> 00:38:15,435 Hey! 644 00:38:58,353 --> 00:39:00,396 Had you seen him before? 645 00:39:01,272 --> 00:39:02,816 Yeah, he's been hanging around here. 646 00:39:02,899 --> 00:39:04,400 I guess I've seen him. 647 00:39:04,526 --> 00:39:06,027 Are we done here? 648 00:39:06,152 --> 00:39:07,487 In a minute. 649 00:39:07,570 --> 00:39:09,656 Does this mean anything to you? 650 00:39:13,284 --> 00:39:15,328 He also had this note. 651 00:39:15,453 --> 00:39:19,499 "Dorsey had been. I am. Dorsey was. 652 00:39:19,916 --> 00:39:21,918 Dorsey had been. 653 00:39:22,126 --> 00:39:25,380 I am. I am. I am." 654 00:39:27,841 --> 00:39:29,092 Wow. 655 00:39:29,843 --> 00:39:31,511 I don't understand. 656 00:39:32,804 --> 00:39:34,180 Thank you. 657 00:39:41,688 --> 00:39:43,648 Dorsey, he was a sick kid. 658 00:39:44,607 --> 00:39:46,651 April Ann died for this? 659 00:39:47,318 --> 00:39:48,611 He thought he was you. 660 00:39:48,778 --> 00:39:50,154 In his mind he'd become you. 661 00:39:50,238 --> 00:39:51,865 So every time you stepped on that field 662 00:39:51,990 --> 00:39:53,658 it was destroying his version of reality. 663 00:39:53,741 --> 00:39:55,493 So he had to get rid of you. 664 00:39:56,286 --> 00:39:57,745 I guess 665 00:39:57,912 --> 00:39:59,789 April Ann just got caught in the middle. 666 00:40:00,248 --> 00:40:02,125 Just caught in the middle? 667 00:40:10,508 --> 00:40:12,552 Dorsey, it wasn't your fault. 668 00:40:13,761 --> 00:40:15,138 Dorsey. 669 00:40:18,099 --> 00:40:19,434 You know, Magnum, 670 00:40:19,517 --> 00:40:21,769 it was quite peaceful here while you were gone. 671 00:40:21,895 --> 00:40:23,813 Tranquil, actually. 672 00:40:24,355 --> 00:40:26,316 Not a single incident. 673 00:40:26,608 --> 00:40:28,318 Not one alarm. 674 00:40:29,152 --> 00:40:32,572 No interloper to disrupt my day or night. 675 00:40:34,282 --> 00:40:36,743 I'm sorry they cut you from the team. 676 00:40:38,703 --> 00:40:40,788 Higgins, are you trying to tell me you missed me? 677 00:40:40,955 --> 00:40:42,999 Me? Good heavens, no. 678 00:40:43,207 --> 00:40:44,334 But the lads did. 679 00:40:44,417 --> 00:40:45,501 They did? 680 00:40:45,585 --> 00:40:47,462 They had no one to chase. 681 00:40:49,130 --> 00:40:52,634 Higgins, I am not in the mood for our usual banter. 682 00:40:53,176 --> 00:40:54,636 Really? 683 00:40:54,844 --> 00:40:56,346 I should think you'd be quite happy. 684 00:40:56,429 --> 00:40:59,349 Your case is finished and you're no more badly beaten up than usual. 685 00:40:59,557 --> 00:41:01,309 That's just it, Higgins. 686 00:41:01,434 --> 00:41:03,311 The case isn't finished. 687 00:41:03,394 --> 00:41:05,605 There's more going on here 688 00:41:05,688 --> 00:41:08,566 than some sick kid taking shots at Dorsey. 689 00:41:08,816 --> 00:41:10,360 Your little voice again? 690 00:41:11,569 --> 00:41:13,404 Mine and Five-O's. 691 00:41:13,529 --> 00:41:14,864 See. 692 00:41:15,490 --> 00:41:18,034 The kid used a .22 at the stadium 693 00:41:18,117 --> 00:41:19,953 and April Ann was killed with a .32. 694 00:41:20,036 --> 00:41:22,580 And so far they haven't found one yet in his apartment. 695 00:41:23,373 --> 00:41:25,833 So there was more than one person out to kill Dorsey. 696 00:41:26,042 --> 00:41:27,919 Either that or he wasn't the target. 697 00:41:28,002 --> 00:41:29,170 Thomas. 698 00:41:29,295 --> 00:41:30,630 In the bedroom, Rick. 699 00:41:30,838 --> 00:41:32,799 Who was the target? April Ann? 700 00:41:33,091 --> 00:41:34,467 Or me. 701 00:41:37,053 --> 00:41:39,889 Oh, hi, Higgins. Are you, uh, helping Thomas unpack? 702 00:41:39,973 --> 00:41:41,057 Hardly. 703 00:41:41,140 --> 00:41:42,558 Did you find anything out? 704 00:41:42,642 --> 00:41:44,268 Yeah. It was lidocaine. 705 00:41:44,560 --> 00:41:46,354 - You sure? - Uh-huh. 706 00:41:46,562 --> 00:41:48,147 What are you two talking about? 707 00:41:48,272 --> 00:41:49,857 Well, Thomas gave me some stuff 708 00:41:49,941 --> 00:41:52,652 that the team doctor's been shooting into Dorsey's shoulder. 709 00:41:52,777 --> 00:41:54,028 So I had it analyzed. 710 00:41:54,112 --> 00:41:56,072 The doc seemed reluctant to give the same injection 711 00:41:56,197 --> 00:41:57,615 to Delbert, the other quarterback, 712 00:41:57,740 --> 00:41:59,534 so I thought maybe he gave Dorsey 713 00:41:59,659 --> 00:42:01,369 something other than lidocaine and cortisone. 714 00:42:01,494 --> 00:42:02,787 No, it was lidocaine. 715 00:42:02,954 --> 00:42:04,247 And cortisone. 716 00:42:04,330 --> 00:42:05,832 Thomas, are you deaf or what? 717 00:42:05,923 --> 00:42:08,751 I just told you twice, it was just lidocaine. 718 00:42:08,918 --> 00:42:10,670 No, but all the lidocaine's for 719 00:42:10,753 --> 00:42:13,589 is to lessen the pain of the cortisone injection. 720 00:42:14,924 --> 00:42:18,219 Well, it would also, uh, block the pain of the injury as well. 721 00:42:18,344 --> 00:42:19,595 Quite dangerous. 722 00:42:19,721 --> 00:42:21,305 The injured joint feels fine, 723 00:42:21,389 --> 00:42:24,392 but if you use it, you literally tear it apart. 724 00:42:24,684 --> 00:42:27,228 I remember a polo pony we had in Kwangju. 725 00:42:27,311 --> 00:42:30,148 That was in, uh, '48. Or was it '49? 726 00:42:30,565 --> 00:42:32,025 It was '49, yes. 727 00:42:32,233 --> 00:42:34,652 That was the year Corky Boswick got kicked in the head. 728 00:42:34,861 --> 00:42:37,947 Anyway, this pony had an injured fetlock... 729 00:42:39,907 --> 00:42:41,451 You'll enjoy this, Rick. 730 00:42:41,659 --> 00:42:43,661 It was the Sunday of the Queen's birthday party, 731 00:42:43,745 --> 00:42:45,163 so naturally we had a match 732 00:42:45,242 --> 00:42:47,328 with the finest polo team in all of Asia. 733 00:42:47,415 --> 00:42:49,292 Corky Boswick came charging out 734 00:42:49,375 --> 00:42:51,419 on the field and lost control of his mare 735 00:42:51,627 --> 00:42:53,421 when a stallion from the opposing team 736 00:42:53,546 --> 00:42:55,465 gave a passionate whinny. 737 00:42:56,424 --> 00:42:58,217 Extraordinary. 738 00:43:00,636 --> 00:43:03,514 I hated it, but it all made sense. 739 00:43:03,639 --> 00:43:06,434 Dorsey had been playing at half speed until today. 740 00:43:06,517 --> 00:43:09,395 Tonight's game would decide who'd start the season at quarterback, 741 00:43:09,479 --> 00:43:11,189 and Dorsey would be going all out 742 00:43:11,272 --> 00:43:13,483 on a shoulder that had mush for tendons. 743 00:43:13,566 --> 00:43:15,068 I had a real strong feeling 744 00:43:15,151 --> 00:43:17,904 Mrs. Greeley planned to collect some heavy insurance on him. 745 00:43:18,237 --> 00:43:19,906 Good evening football fans, 746 00:43:19,989 --> 00:43:21,866 and welcome to Aloha Stadium 747 00:43:21,908 --> 00:43:24,786 and Honolulu's Fifth Annual Pro-college Bowl. 748 00:43:24,869 --> 00:43:26,621 Tonight the New Jersey Blazers 749 00:43:26,829 --> 00:43:29,040 tackle the All-Stars of the Pac-10. 750 00:43:29,165 --> 00:43:31,042 Proceeds for tonight's contest 751 00:43:31,125 --> 00:43:34,128 go to the Honolulu Crippled Children's Society. 752 00:43:37,965 --> 00:43:39,425 Hey, Dorsey. 753 00:43:39,509 --> 00:43:41,427 Tonight's a big night for both of us. 754 00:43:41,511 --> 00:43:42,970 And I just want you to know that... 755 00:43:43,054 --> 00:43:44,931 You prayed for me, huh, Delbert? 756 00:43:47,517 --> 00:43:48,768 Del. 757 00:43:48,893 --> 00:43:50,103 Yeah. 758 00:43:51,479 --> 00:43:52,855 Thanks. 759 00:44:06,369 --> 00:44:07,954 - T.C. - Hey, T.M. 760 00:44:08,037 --> 00:44:09,163 Where's Dorsey? 761 00:44:09,205 --> 00:44:11,207 Coach is putting me on the special team tonight. 762 00:44:11,290 --> 00:44:12,583 That's great. Where's Dorsey? 763 00:44:12,750 --> 00:44:14,127 I don't know. Try the training room. 764 00:44:14,210 --> 00:44:15,503 - Come on. - Huh? 765 00:44:15,711 --> 00:44:17,088 I may need your help. 766 00:44:17,286 --> 00:44:19,924 Need my help? Oh, wait... wait... wait. I don't wanna know. 767 00:44:20,049 --> 00:44:22,593 I help you, I don't get a chance to play. Bye. 768 00:44:22,760 --> 00:44:23,928 T.C.! 769 00:44:29,308 --> 00:44:30,601 Ladies and gentlemen, 770 00:44:30,643 --> 00:44:31,978 now coming on the field, 771 00:44:32,061 --> 00:44:34,522 let's hear it for the New Jersey Blazers. 772 00:44:36,774 --> 00:44:39,694 And here come the Pac-10 All-Stars. 773 00:44:40,153 --> 00:44:41,988 You gonna give us your best shot? 774 00:44:42,071 --> 00:44:43,197 I always do. 775 00:44:43,281 --> 00:44:44,740 You ought to know that by now. 776 00:44:44,824 --> 00:44:45,908 Hey, Hoss. 777 00:44:46,033 --> 00:44:47,785 Come to watch me win this game? 778 00:44:47,994 --> 00:44:49,871 No. To stop you from throwing your arm away. 779 00:44:50,830 --> 00:44:52,498 Magnum, you're not part of the team. 780 00:44:52,582 --> 00:44:53,583 Get out. 781 00:44:53,666 --> 00:44:55,459 Wait a minute. What's going on here? 782 00:44:55,626 --> 00:44:58,713 She and the doc here have been using injections without cortisone. 783 00:44:58,796 --> 00:45:00,840 Your arm may feel okay, but it's not, Dorsey. 784 00:45:01,007 --> 00:45:02,175 That's a lie. 785 00:45:02,300 --> 00:45:04,051 What? Insurance? 786 00:45:04,135 --> 00:45:05,761 Maybe a little getting even? 787 00:45:05,970 --> 00:45:07,221 I want him out of here. 788 00:45:07,263 --> 00:45:09,056 Hey, pal. Wait... wait a minute. 789 00:45:09,140 --> 00:45:10,641 Oh, come on, Ski. 790 00:45:10,725 --> 00:45:12,435 Look, I'm just trying to help Dorsey. 791 00:45:13,769 --> 00:45:15,271 Not so fast, Doc. 792 00:45:17,523 --> 00:45:19,108 I knew it. 793 00:45:19,317 --> 00:45:21,194 - Hey, Ski... - Dorsey, stay out of it. 794 00:45:21,319 --> 00:45:22,528 What're you doing? 795 00:45:28,409 --> 00:45:29,452 I knew it. 796 00:45:29,535 --> 00:45:31,746 My shoulder's out. I knew it. 797 00:45:32,872 --> 00:45:35,458 Dumbo, get out of the way. 798 00:45:36,459 --> 00:45:37,877 That's a.32, isn't it? 799 00:45:38,753 --> 00:45:40,171 You killed April Ann. 800 00:45:40,600 --> 00:45:41,726 No, I... 801 00:45:41,807 --> 00:45:43,438 No, you were shooting at me. 802 00:45:44,091 --> 00:45:45,801 Afraid I'd catch on to what you were doing? 803 00:45:45,968 --> 00:45:47,428 Eleanor, tell him to let me go. 804 00:45:47,678 --> 00:45:49,972 What're you gonna do, Eleanor, shoot us all? 805 00:45:50,181 --> 00:45:51,933 Dumbo, let me go. 806 00:45:54,977 --> 00:45:56,270 My name's Clarence. 807 00:45:56,437 --> 00:45:59,106 Move it, Dumbo. Damn it! 808 00:46:02,902 --> 00:46:04,153 Hit bad, Clarence? 809 00:46:04,237 --> 00:46:06,781 Are you kidding? After 15 years in the pros? 810 00:46:08,866 --> 00:46:10,201 Dorsey! 811 00:46:10,618 --> 00:46:12,703 T.C., hold 'em until the police get here. 812 00:46:16,040 --> 00:46:17,500 Dorsey. 813 00:46:18,709 --> 00:46:21,003 I knew I wasn't gonna get to play. 814 00:46:32,765 --> 00:46:33,975 Dorsey. 815 00:46:35,601 --> 00:46:36,894 How's Clarence? 816 00:46:36,978 --> 00:46:38,854 He's okay. Where are you going? 817 00:46:40,606 --> 00:46:41,899 Are you nuts? 818 00:46:41,983 --> 00:46:44,110 Dorsey, you gotta start listening to people. 819 00:46:44,235 --> 00:46:46,487 They're not treating your shoulder. 820 00:46:46,696 --> 00:46:48,239 It's just painkiller. 821 00:46:48,322 --> 00:46:51,450 You go all out, you'll rip it apart for good. 822 00:46:52,243 --> 00:46:54,412 Dorsey, you'll be all washed up. 823 00:46:54,495 --> 00:46:56,247 Tom, I'm 33. 824 00:46:57,164 --> 00:46:59,125 If I don't go out there and give it another shot, 825 00:46:59,208 --> 00:47:02,336 if I try to wait another year for this thing to heal, 826 00:47:02,461 --> 00:47:03,879 I'm washed up anyway. 827 00:47:04,130 --> 00:47:05,506 Maybe. 828 00:47:05,558 --> 00:47:08,019 But at least you'll have an arm hanging from your shoulder. 829 00:47:08,217 --> 00:47:09,385 Listen to them. 830 00:47:09,510 --> 00:47:11,679 They want me. 831 00:47:12,346 --> 00:47:14,557 So did that kid with the rifle. 832 00:47:15,349 --> 00:47:17,268 Dorsey, you're a human being, 833 00:47:17,351 --> 00:47:19,020 you're not a piece of merchandise. 834 00:47:19,228 --> 00:47:22,064 Those people don't own you. Mrs. Greeley doesn't own you. 835 00:47:22,148 --> 00:47:24,942 When it comes right down to it, only you own you. 836 00:47:25,067 --> 00:47:26,027 That's right. 837 00:47:27,778 --> 00:47:30,323 You're right, Tom. You was always right. 838 00:47:32,158 --> 00:47:34,327 But I don't know. It feels pretty good. 839 00:47:34,577 --> 00:47:36,579 That's just the lidocaine talking. 840 00:47:37,371 --> 00:47:38,873 Well, what if it's healed? 841 00:47:39,290 --> 00:47:41,542 Dorsey, you know the odds are against that. 842 00:47:41,667 --> 00:47:43,002 Yeah, I know. 843 00:47:43,210 --> 00:47:44,587 But what if it was you? 844 00:47:46,672 --> 00:47:48,924 What if it was your last hurrah? 845 00:48:01,896 --> 00:48:03,230 Dorsey. 846 00:48:06,359 --> 00:48:09,028 Double-pump before you throw to Sibby on a "Y" out. 847 00:48:09,945 --> 00:48:12,615 Dorsey! Dorsey! Dorsey! 848 00:48:12,698 --> 00:48:14,909 Dorsey! Dorsey! Dorsey! 849 00:48:14,992 --> 00:48:16,369 Thanks, Hoss. 850 00:48:16,494 --> 00:48:19,080 Dorsey! Dorsey! Dorsey! 851 00:48:19,205 --> 00:48:20,664 Dorsey! Dorsey!