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I'm a high-stakes poker player.
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And tonight, I'm in a game
with a collection of snakes.
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You're about the fastest
dealer I've ever seen.
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Could we leave the door open?
It's a little hot in here.
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You'll have plenty of
ventilation very soon.
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Get in the boat!
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We'll get them with
the chopper in the morning.
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Get us out of the mess
you've landed us in.
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I'm just the bodyguard
in the tuxedo, remember?
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- [GUN FIRING]
- J.L!
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WOMAN [OVER P.A.]:
Your attention, please.
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Trans World Airlines' Flight 193
for Orlando and Jacksonville
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is now ready for boarding
at Gate 3.
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Flight 193
now boarding at Gate 3.
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Thank you.
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Halt! Police! Police!
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Don't shoot.
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[GUN FIRING]
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[PEOPLE SCREAMING]
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[PANTING]
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All you folks, stand back.
The man's a terrorist.
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[GRUNTING]
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[POLICE RADIO CHATTERING]
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Is it there?
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That's it.
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Kill him.
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[SIREN WAILING]
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MAGNUM: Life in the Islands
has an irresistible rhythm.
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Days merging together
like waves on the beach.
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That's why I've never
understood why people
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get so excited
over artificial events.
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For instance, a birthday
should be a private time,
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with maybe a run on
the beach to celebrate.
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Not the big, embarrassing fuss
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a person's friends
always make over it.
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I should know
because it was my birthday.
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And I knew Rick and T.C. would
be planning something special.
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What I didn't know was that
the day would be the beginning
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of one of the biggest
disasters of my life.
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[KNOCKING ON DOOR]
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Hi, guys.
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Two cards.
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Whoa, I said, two.
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Trust me, keep that one.
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- Hi.
- Hi.
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A royal flush?
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What's going on?
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How did you do that?
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Isn't it a little early
for card tricks?
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It's like drinking beer
in the morning.
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All a matter of taste.
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It's not morning.
It's lunchtime, practically.
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And besides,
today is kind of special.
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Hey, don't get distracted
by this turkey.
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He had the worst touch
for cards in Nam.
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On payday, people from three
different countries lined up to get him.
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Listen, just because
I wasn't obsessed
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with sitting in a hot, smoky room
with 52 pieces of cardboard...
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But you're a man of
many other skills.
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Including being a top-ranked
private investigator,
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who must look devilishly
handsome in a tuxedo.
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I'm Jeannie Lowry,
but everybody calls me J.L.
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Except some people
call me Texas Lightning
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because of the speed
with which I deal.
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Thomas, J.L.
is a potential client.
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I'm a high-stakes poker player.
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And tonight, I'm in a game
with a collection of snakes.
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These men are so obsessed
with winning that
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"They'd kill you as
soon as spit at you,"
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as my late husband,
Billy, used to say.
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And the head rattler in
tonight's game is Matt Thompson.
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Thompson Electronics' Thompson?
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Well, it sounds like
what you want is a bodyguard.
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I don't do that kind of work.
Besides, tonight...
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T.M., we're talking
very big bucks here.
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Well, see, I kind of
have plans tonight
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with the guys here, my friends.
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Oh, don't look at me.
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I've got a chopper full of
schoolteachers
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I gotta drop off
at the Big Island later on.
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Yeah, and I got a
board of directors' meeting
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here at the club tonight, Thomas.
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Then let's get down
to gold tacks, Thomas. Money.
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Either I double
your regular daily fee,
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or 10 percent of what I earn.
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And I've been
known to win $250,000
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in a white-hot evening
at the table.
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$250,000?
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In a white-hot evening.
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[COOING]
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THOMPSON:
Pull!
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Paulo Polo has just been
paid for his last film,
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so he has $500,000
in his checking account.
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Baron Von Klaus is flying in
from Berlin for the game.
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Our honored guest, of course.
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Pull!
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[GUN FIRING]
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And one more player you may
find very interesting.
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She's a widow of an incredibly
wealthy Texas oil man.
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A what, a woman?
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Her international
reputation is that
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she's as reckless
as she is lucky.
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But is she beautiful?
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Enough to distract Mr. Polo.
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[CHUCKLES]
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Very well.
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You're aware that
the blood of the... those birds
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is attracting a school
of sharks.
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Well, let's hope that none
of our guests falls overboard.
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Pull!
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Pull!
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[GUN FIRING]
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Damn waste of birds.
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HIGGINS: It's the
abominable waste I object to.
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Waste?
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How can you possibly call a chance
to earn $25,000 in one night "waste"?
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It's Higgins' law, if you will.
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Opportunity plus Magnum
equals financial disaster.
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Inevitably, the disaster
befalls an innocent bystander.
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In this case, Mr. Masters.
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Oh, come on, Higgins.
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Robin has a whole closet
full of tuxedos in all sizes.
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One of them is bound to fit me.
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That wardrobe is
for guests of the estate.
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Well, I'm a guest. Sort of.
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The "sort of" is more
descriptive of your status here.
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Oh, come on, Higgins.
Word of honor.
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I promise it'll come back
in perfect condition.
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Have you ever considered the absolutely
novel alternative of renting one?
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Okay.
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Okay, Higgins. I didn't
want to bring this up.
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I didn't want to embarrass you.
But it just so happens,
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it so happens that today
is my birthday.
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Now, I know that you probably
didn't shop for a gift.
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So as a favor,
a favor on my birthday,
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let me borrow
one of the tuxedos.
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Let me understand this.
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Today being your birthday,
in lieu of a present,
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you want me to loan you
one of the estate tuxedos.
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Higgins, you got me a gift!
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Good heavens, no.
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Then I'll take the tuxedo.
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Good.
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I'll help you select it.
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Higgins, you really did
get me a gift, didn't you?
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No, Mr. Masters did.
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But since you want to borrow
one of his tuxedos instead,
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I will, of course,
be returning the gift.
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Returning what?
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Higgins, what kind of
a gift is it?
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J.L.: Gentlemen, the
game is five-card draw.
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Jacks or better to open.
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My late husband, Billy Lowry,
always said,
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two of the most exciting things
in life were bringing in a gusher
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and drawing to
an inside straight.
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To your good fortune, everybody.
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POLO:
I'll pass.
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BARON:
Pass.
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I'll open, uh, for $1,000.
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I call.
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How can I resist being
in such charming company?
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Cards.
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I'll have three cards, my dear.
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Three.
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And two.
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I'll play these.
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And the dealer
will take one card.
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You know, Mrs. Lowry,
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you're about the fastest
dealer I've ever seen.
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Really?
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The fastest and the luckiest.
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J.L.:
Well,
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in that case, I'd be honored
to have you deal me my card.
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For luck.
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Well, may I cut?
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Thank you.
Your bet, Mr. Thompson.
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$50,000.
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That's preposterous.
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No, sugar, I think it's just
called high-stakes poker.
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Too rich for me.
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You know, I feel so lucky,
I won't even look at this last card.
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I'll call.
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- Three aces.
- Very nice, but,
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let's see what you dealt me.
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[ALL LAUGHING]
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I must have you deal for me
more often, Mr. Thompson.
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Well, I got to
freshen my makeup.
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So if you gentlemen
will excuse me,
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- Mr. Magnum here will play my hand.
- What?
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And I warn you, he's a
much better player than I am.
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Excuse me.
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What are you doing?
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Just keep raising them.
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[SIGHING]
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[SHUFFLING CARDS]
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[YACHT MOTOR WHIRRING]
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I want you to come up forward
and give us a hand, okay?
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Mr. Thompson said...
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I know what your orders are.
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Those sharks are
staying with us.
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And if those guys come out
and see them, they'll be scared.
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And you know how Thompson
feels about taking care of the guests.
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So let's go.
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THOMPSON:
It's up to you, Chan.
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Another $5,000.
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Your $5,000
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and I'll raise you $5,000.
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I've been admiring your most
unusual ring all evening, Mr. Magnum.
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May I ask its origin?
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Oh, it's a souvenir of a visit
to your part of the world, sir.
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I thought as much.
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Another $10,000.
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And I'll raise you $20,000.
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Have you ever been to Vietnam?
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00:14:13,985 --> 00:14:16,821
Several times.
An exquisite country,
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despite its recent
transgressions.
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Well, I seem to have returned
just at the most exciting moment.
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Whose raise is it?
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Mine.
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00:14:27,749 --> 00:14:31,252
But I'm afraid
your friend has outplayed me.
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Congratulations, Mr. Magnum.
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Thank you.
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The way you play,
Thomas, darling.
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I think you should hold the cards,
and I'll just bring you luck.
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Another drink to celebrate.
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00:14:54,525 --> 00:15:00,073
Well, uh, since Mrs. Lowry seems to be
enjoying such remarkable good fortune,
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I'd like to propose that
we try to change all that.
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Let's double the ante
with every hand.
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Agreed.
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J.L.: Mr. Thompson,
I do love the way you deal.
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Gentlemen, a rare pleasure.
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More than a pleasure, cara mia.
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$300,000 is ecstasy.
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Yes. Uh, Mrs. Lowry, if you and your
friend will accompany me to my cabin,
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I have to get the money from
my safe to cash in your chips.
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Oh, the game's the excitement.
Counting money is such a bore.
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Just have your accountant
send me a check.
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Well, perhaps it would be more
convenient for him to pay now.
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I always settle my debts
on the spot, Mrs. Lowry.
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Good policy.
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Uh,
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could we leave the door open?
It's a little hot in here.
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You'll have plenty
of ventilation very soon.
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J.L.:
Why, Mr. Thompson,
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even in Texas, big losers
don't resort to firepower.
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You were in here
and you opened my safe.
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I want what you stole.
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Now you can give it to me,
or I'll take it from you.
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If you don't believe me, for openers,
I will eliminate your partner here.
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00:16:21,612 --> 00:16:22,738
What's going on here?
251
00:16:22,822 --> 00:16:25,074
I was lookin' for cash,
but I didn't find any.
252
00:16:25,283 --> 00:16:27,368
The story about being
a wealthy widow was a lie.
253
00:16:27,452 --> 00:16:29,203
My husband didn't
leave me a cent.
254
00:16:29,294 --> 00:16:31,838
J.L., he doesn't want
your family history.
255
00:16:31,914 --> 00:16:33,207
Would you please give him
what you took.
256
00:16:33,291 --> 00:16:36,252
I'm broke, except for the money
I put in the pot tonight.
257
00:16:36,335 --> 00:16:38,379
I thought I'd find a bankroll
in your cabin.
258
00:16:38,588 --> 00:16:40,965
J.L., would you
please give it to him?
259
00:16:41,883 --> 00:16:44,510
See? Nothing! Nothing!
260
00:16:44,635 --> 00:16:46,596
Not even car fare home
if you shoot him.
261
00:16:46,721 --> 00:16:47,972
- J.L.?
- [GUN COCKING]
262
00:16:48,181 --> 00:16:49,640
I think he means it.
263
00:16:49,765 --> 00:16:51,309
Then search me.
264
00:16:51,559 --> 00:16:52,977
[ALL GRUNTING]
265
00:16:56,280 --> 00:16:57,269
[GRUNTS]
266
00:17:08,392 --> 00:17:11,037
Hold it! Believe me,
I'll kill you.
267
00:17:12,079 --> 00:17:14,540
Into the closet.
Magnum, get ready to run.
268
00:17:14,665 --> 00:17:16,709
No, wait. We can make a deal.
I'll pay you twice...
269
00:17:16,792 --> 00:17:19,212
Don't tempt me to do
what I'm aching to do already.
270
00:17:19,295 --> 00:17:21,005
Lock 'em in, Magnum.
271
00:17:24,800 --> 00:17:27,261
J.L., the money.
We won it fair and square.
272
00:17:27,345 --> 00:17:28,930
Shouldn't we get the money?
273
00:17:29,847 --> 00:17:32,308
J.L., it's my money, too,
you know.
274
00:17:32,433 --> 00:17:33,601
J.L.:
Shh.
275
00:17:37,939 --> 00:17:39,982
No, it's all right.
We're taking ourselves ashore.
276
00:17:40,066 --> 00:17:41,526
Mr. Thompson said
no one's to leave...
277
00:17:41,609 --> 00:17:43,027
Consider that order changed.
278
00:17:43,110 --> 00:17:44,487
[BELL RINGING]
279
00:17:49,408 --> 00:17:50,618
MAGNUM:
Get in the boat!
280
00:17:53,454 --> 00:17:54,747
Start the engine.
281
00:17:56,749 --> 00:17:57,959
Give me the gun!
282
00:17:58,167 --> 00:18:00,211
[GUN FIRING]
283
00:18:07,843 --> 00:18:09,512
J.L.:
Get in the boat!
284
00:18:20,398 --> 00:18:22,567
- Let's lower the other launch.
- No, no.
285
00:18:22,650 --> 00:18:25,653
They're 50 miles from shore.
That launch hasn't been refueled.
286
00:18:25,778 --> 00:18:27,822
We'll get them with the
chopper in the morning.
287
00:18:27,947 --> 00:18:30,866
What I want to know is
how in blazes did they do it?
288
00:18:31,033 --> 00:18:32,743
They had help.
289
00:18:32,952 --> 00:18:34,328
It wasn't me.
290
00:18:34,495 --> 00:18:36,247
I didn't do anything.
291
00:18:36,497 --> 00:18:37,832
Kill him.
292
00:18:39,041 --> 00:18:40,501
JOHN:
No!
293
00:18:55,266 --> 00:18:56,517
[T.C. LAUGHING]
294
00:18:56,601 --> 00:18:59,478
Wipe those appalling smiles
off your faces.
295
00:19:00,187 --> 00:19:04,150
Magnum
and Mr. Masters' tuxedo
296
00:19:04,358 --> 00:19:07,194
have not as yet returned.
297
00:19:07,361 --> 00:19:11,949
Higgins, don't you know that a
high-stake poker game can go all night?
298
00:19:12,658 --> 00:19:14,035
[LAUGHING]
299
00:19:14,118 --> 00:19:17,455
Yeah, that Texas gal
is racking up a big score.
300
00:19:17,580 --> 00:19:19,957
And Magnum's in for 10 percent.
301
00:19:20,207 --> 00:19:22,960
I wish your childlike
enthusiasm were merited,
302
00:19:23,210 --> 00:19:25,713
but my prediction is
that they lost everything.
303
00:19:25,963 --> 00:19:28,424
And Magnum, after seeking
solace in a bottle,
304
00:19:28,507 --> 00:19:30,426
is too intoxicated
to show his face.
305
00:19:30,635 --> 00:19:32,011
Mmm-mmm.
306
00:19:32,553 --> 00:19:35,139
My gambler's instinct says
that J.L. is a big winner.
307
00:19:35,222 --> 00:19:37,224
And my instinct is never wrong.
308
00:19:37,308 --> 00:19:38,893
T.C.:
The boy is right.
309
00:19:39,101 --> 00:19:41,187
Wherever those two are,
they're loaded with dough.
310
00:19:41,270 --> 00:19:42,521
And one thing is for sure.
311
00:19:42,605 --> 00:19:45,483
They're having
one terrific time.
312
00:19:57,703 --> 00:19:58,663
[TRANSMITTER HISSING]
313
00:19:58,746 --> 00:20:01,624
MAGNUM: J.L., will you stop fooling
with the emergency transmitter?
314
00:20:01,749 --> 00:20:03,542
Just checking.
315
00:20:04,043 --> 00:20:07,421
I want us to be prepared
if the Coast Guard flies over.
316
00:20:07,546 --> 00:20:10,299
Do you want some water?
You look awfully...
317
00:20:11,967 --> 00:20:14,679
You're right. I am steaming.
318
00:20:15,012 --> 00:20:16,597
Boiling, in fact.
319
00:20:16,681 --> 00:20:18,099
But it's not because of the sun.
320
00:20:18,182 --> 00:20:19,558
Shoot, it looks like
it's gonna rain.
321
00:20:19,767 --> 00:20:21,477
It's over being played
as a sucker.
322
00:20:21,560 --> 00:20:23,646
All dressed up in a tuxedo,
323
00:20:23,729 --> 00:20:27,608
and... and instead of getting a rose
in my lapel, I get a .38 stuck in my ribs!
324
00:20:27,692 --> 00:20:30,027
Well, why do you think
I hired you?
325
00:20:30,152 --> 00:20:33,239
I warned you in the beginning
Thompson was a killer snake.
326
00:20:33,447 --> 00:20:34,824
"A killer snake"?
327
00:20:34,907 --> 00:20:37,993
I'd be a little upset, too, if
somebody went through my safe.
328
00:20:38,244 --> 00:20:41,372
I explained that.
I'm desperate for money.
329
00:20:41,497 --> 00:20:45,084
Desperate? So desperate that
when we strolled out of there,
330
00:20:45,167 --> 00:20:48,587
you didn't want to take
the $300,000 that we won?
331
00:20:48,671 --> 00:20:52,800
I may be crazy from the heat, but
I'm not balmy enough to buy that.
332
00:20:52,883 --> 00:20:55,136
Well, maybe
I'm just a dizzy female
333
00:20:55,219 --> 00:20:57,972
who got her priorities
mixed up in the panic.
334
00:20:59,265 --> 00:21:00,725
Oh, I doubt that.
335
00:21:01,851 --> 00:21:03,769
Here, get busy.
336
00:21:04,770 --> 00:21:06,689
Because until you level with me,
337
00:21:06,772 --> 00:21:10,151
I am just going to sit here and
recover from heat exhaustion.
338
00:21:10,234 --> 00:21:12,194
But Thompson's got to be
searching for us.
339
00:21:12,319 --> 00:21:15,364
If you don't paddle, we're
not going to reach that island.
340
00:21:19,076 --> 00:21:21,328
You can't intimidate me.
341
00:21:25,374 --> 00:21:27,418
You can't bully me
into submission.
342
00:21:27,501 --> 00:21:28,836
MAGNUM:
I don't have to.
343
00:21:28,919 --> 00:21:31,756
I'm sure Thompson would be
delighted to do that.
344
00:21:35,426 --> 00:21:39,764
Besides, in a pinch, I can
always swim to that island.
345
00:21:42,308 --> 00:21:44,643
Okay. Okay.
346
00:21:45,019 --> 00:21:47,688
Score this round
for intimidation.
347
00:21:49,064 --> 00:21:53,068
I didn't go after the money because
I happen to be on assignment
348
00:21:53,152 --> 00:21:55,321
as a government agent.
349
00:21:55,488 --> 00:21:58,157
[MAGNUM SNICKERING]
350
00:22:07,057 --> 00:22:10,336
PILOT: K-Bay, this is
Coast Guard Hilo, Number 1420.
351
00:22:10,419 --> 00:22:12,505
We got nothing down
here but empty water.
352
00:22:12,713 --> 00:22:15,174
Request proceed to
next search area. Over.
353
00:22:15,299 --> 00:22:17,134
WOMAN [ON RADIO]:
Affirmative, Number 1420.
354
00:22:17,218 --> 00:22:19,470
Proceed to Sector 12. Over.
355
00:22:19,678 --> 00:22:21,806
Okay, let's take
a heading of 15 degrees.
356
00:22:21,889 --> 00:22:22,848
Right.
357
00:22:22,932 --> 00:22:24,558
Maybe we'll find something.
358
00:22:24,850 --> 00:22:27,061
Wait a minute.
What's that over there?
359
00:22:27,436 --> 00:22:29,271
K-Bay, got something
at 11 o'clock.
360
00:22:29,355 --> 00:22:31,398
I'm heading down
for a look. Over.
361
00:22:31,482 --> 00:22:33,442
WOMAN [ON RADIO]:
Roger. Standing by.
362
00:22:36,654 --> 00:22:38,322
RICK: Doesn't mean
a thing except that,
363
00:22:38,405 --> 00:22:40,658
well, now Thomas is probably
having such a good time,
364
00:22:40,741 --> 00:22:42,576
he probably forgot
to come home, right?
365
00:22:42,701 --> 00:22:43,869
Right.
366
00:22:44,328 --> 00:22:45,538
[RICK CHUCKLING]
367
00:22:45,621 --> 00:22:49,375
He's probably someplace right now,
blind drunk, celebrating, right?
368
00:22:49,708 --> 00:22:51,043
Right.
369
00:22:53,295 --> 00:22:57,383
Gentlemen, that was
the Coast Guard calling.
370
00:22:58,551 --> 00:23:01,220
Mr. Thompson, on whose yacht
the game took place,
371
00:23:01,345 --> 00:23:04,932
has reported that Magnum and
Mrs. Lowry, against his advice,
372
00:23:05,015 --> 00:23:08,143
insisted on returning to shore
alone in a small motor launch.
373
00:23:09,228 --> 00:23:10,771
It seems they were
quite intoxicated.
374
00:23:10,980 --> 00:23:13,399
Yeah, but even so,
Magnum's one heck of a sailor.
375
00:23:13,482 --> 00:23:14,567
[BOTH CHUCKLING]
376
00:23:14,733 --> 00:23:17,528
Just like I said. He was drunk,
but he's on his way home.
377
00:23:17,778 --> 00:23:19,405
Mr. Thompson didn't notify
the Coast Guard.
378
00:23:19,488 --> 00:23:21,156
It was the other way around.
379
00:23:21,949 --> 00:23:24,493
Debris from the motor
launch has been sighted
380
00:23:24,618 --> 00:23:26,787
seven miles off the North Shore.
381
00:23:27,329 --> 00:23:31,375
It seems the boat exploded
and sank with no survivors.
382
00:23:44,680 --> 00:23:46,640
ERIC: I've got to
get back and refuel.
383
00:23:46,849 --> 00:23:48,559
Can't we stretch it
a little longer?
384
00:23:48,642 --> 00:23:51,103
Only if you don't mind having
to swim back to Honolulu.
385
00:23:51,186 --> 00:23:52,938
We'll get back out
as soon as I refuel.
386
00:23:53,022 --> 00:23:55,274
What if the Coast Guard
keeps on searchin'?
387
00:23:55,357 --> 00:23:58,652
Let 'em. I planted that wreckage
100 miles out in the wrong direction.
388
00:23:58,777 --> 00:24:01,155
Don't worry, Mr. Thompson.
You pay me to do this.
389
00:24:01,280 --> 00:24:03,115
Find 'em now
or in a couple of hours,
390
00:24:03,198 --> 00:24:04,742
really isn't gonna
make any difference.
391
00:24:10,122 --> 00:24:13,167
A ship or a plane
392
00:24:13,834 --> 00:24:15,294
could appear at any moment.
393
00:24:15,377 --> 00:24:17,880
And I want to get this
transmitter as high as possible.
394
00:24:17,963 --> 00:24:20,049
Magnum, I'm aware.
395
00:24:20,299 --> 00:24:23,802
I am fully and painfully
396
00:24:24,470 --> 00:24:26,513
aware of our dilemma.
397
00:24:26,680 --> 00:24:31,018
All I'm suggesting is just
a moment's moderation
398
00:24:31,560 --> 00:24:33,896
in our sprint up this hill.
399
00:24:34,104 --> 00:24:35,481
[PANTING]
400
00:24:35,564 --> 00:24:39,234
In fact, as the person
in charge of this operation,
401
00:24:39,443 --> 00:24:41,779
I should be setting up
the transmitter myself.
402
00:24:41,946 --> 00:24:44,114
In charge?
In charge of what?
403
00:24:44,198 --> 00:24:47,117
I happen to be a trained agent,
404
00:24:47,201 --> 00:24:49,078
skilled in
all manner of survival.
405
00:24:49,703 --> 00:24:53,707
Now I didn't want to have to say this
to you, Mag, but since you've forced me.
406
00:24:53,916 --> 00:24:57,711
It is my duty to get us out of
the mess you've landed us in.
407
00:24:58,379 --> 00:25:01,090
I got us in? I got us...
408
00:25:01,215 --> 00:25:03,801
I'm just the bodyguard
in the tuxedo, remember?
409
00:25:03,884 --> 00:25:06,929
You're the one who blew your mission
on the boat and turned Thompson on us.
410
00:25:07,012 --> 00:25:11,809
Who steered us out of any sea
lane onto this Godforsaken island?
411
00:25:11,892 --> 00:25:13,686
Who stranded us?
412
00:25:14,228 --> 00:25:16,814
We'll talk about that at
the top, if you can make it.
413
00:25:17,022 --> 00:25:18,816
Oh, well,
414
00:25:19,066 --> 00:25:21,735
anytime you want
to switch outfits,
415
00:25:21,819 --> 00:25:24,154
I'd love to race you,
416
00:25:25,489 --> 00:25:28,367
and give you
an hour's head start!
417
00:25:32,079 --> 00:25:33,497
Enough!
418
00:25:34,039 --> 00:25:35,416
I've had it.
419
00:25:35,499 --> 00:25:38,252
I've had it with your
complaints and your orders,
420
00:25:38,419 --> 00:25:40,838
and your commands, especially
from someone who can't keep up.
421
00:25:40,963 --> 00:25:42,798
I can kill men with these hands.
422
00:25:42,881 --> 00:25:46,010
Why bother, when you can
destroy them with that mouth?
423
00:25:46,135 --> 00:25:47,219
Stop!
424
00:25:47,428 --> 00:25:48,387
[GROANING]
425
00:25:48,470 --> 00:25:49,430
Now hold still.
426
00:25:49,638 --> 00:25:52,349
This dress
cost the agency $5,000,
427
00:25:52,474 --> 00:25:53,892
and I'm responsible...
428
00:25:54,059 --> 00:25:55,144
Terrific.
429
00:25:55,227 --> 00:25:56,979
When we get back,
if we get back,
430
00:25:57,062 --> 00:26:00,941
you can tell the agency that
you now have a $5,000 miniskirt.
431
00:26:01,066 --> 00:26:04,653
Whoever your agency
or section or bureau may be.
432
00:26:04,778 --> 00:26:06,989
I already told you,
433
00:26:07,197 --> 00:26:09,783
four times by my count,
434
00:26:09,908 --> 00:26:12,995
you've got no clearance for
that information, no need to know.
435
00:26:13,245 --> 00:26:16,498
Surely they must have taught
you that in Naval Intelligence.
436
00:26:16,790 --> 00:26:19,918
"No need to know," huh?
"No need to know"?
437
00:26:20,044 --> 00:26:23,130
Well, I'll tell you something
else I have no need for.
438
00:26:23,255 --> 00:26:25,007
Carrying this transmitter.
439
00:26:25,090 --> 00:26:28,218
Now, you pick it up
for a while, commander.
440
00:26:29,970 --> 00:26:31,680
[WAVES CRASHING]
441
00:26:35,976 --> 00:26:37,352
Oh!
442
00:26:37,519 --> 00:26:40,481
You know what you are,
Thomas Magnum?
443
00:26:40,689 --> 00:26:42,941
HIGGINS: "To the best
friend a guy could have" was,
444
00:26:43,067 --> 00:26:45,819
I believe, the last toast
to the deceased.
445
00:26:46,195 --> 00:26:49,031
However, I don't believe it
for an instant.
446
00:26:49,740 --> 00:26:51,325
Hey, Higgins,
447
00:26:51,492 --> 00:26:53,994
you can't insult my buddy
with him not being here.
448
00:26:54,075 --> 00:26:58,040
Please do not splash cheap
rye whiskey on Mr. Masters' sofa.
449
00:27:00,084 --> 00:27:02,252
He was a hell of a guy.
450
00:27:02,795 --> 00:27:04,338
A hell of a guy.
451
00:27:05,923 --> 00:27:08,717
Maybe not much
of a sailor but...
452
00:27:10,427 --> 00:27:12,679
I've contemplated
Magnum's death.
453
00:27:14,681 --> 00:27:16,767
Theoretically, of course,
454
00:27:16,892 --> 00:27:20,979
given the almost inevitable
consequences of his sordid occupation.
455
00:27:21,230 --> 00:27:25,192
And I know, however
desolated I would be,
456
00:27:25,684 --> 00:27:28,270
I would also experience
a certain...
457
00:27:28,946 --> 00:27:32,407
a certain catharsis
that is singularly missing.
458
00:27:32,950 --> 00:27:35,536
Uh, run that by me again,
Higgie baby,
459
00:27:35,619 --> 00:27:37,788
only this time in English.
460
00:27:38,080 --> 00:27:40,499
I don't believe Magnum's dead.
461
00:27:44,211 --> 00:27:46,463
You mean, our buddy's alive?
462
00:27:48,423 --> 00:27:49,883
Our buddy is alive?
463
00:27:49,967 --> 00:27:51,218
Yes.
464
00:27:51,635 --> 00:27:54,680
And I propose
we organize a search.
465
00:27:55,222 --> 00:27:57,057
Not unlike
The Battle of El Alamein,
466
00:27:57,141 --> 00:28:00,686
victory will turn on strong leadership
and supreme organization.
467
00:28:00,936 --> 00:28:03,063
Modestly, albeit reluctantly,
468
00:28:03,272 --> 00:28:05,440
I, of course, will assume
the mantle of command.
469
00:28:05,607 --> 00:28:06,692
Hear, hear.
470
00:28:07,568 --> 00:28:09,570
Wait a minute.
Just a minute.
471
00:28:10,320 --> 00:28:15,450
Who appointed you
commander-in-chief?
472
00:28:24,334 --> 00:28:26,128
There being
no further objection,
473
00:28:26,211 --> 00:28:28,589
the motion is
carried unanimously.
474
00:28:38,390 --> 00:28:40,100
[WAVES CRASHING]
475
00:28:48,358 --> 00:28:50,520
I have built the signal fire,
476
00:28:50,694 --> 00:28:52,571
I've carried everything
up from the boat,
477
00:28:52,654 --> 00:28:55,616
and that's enough wood
to last us for days. Now...
478
00:28:57,159 --> 00:28:59,244
Now may I have
some dinner, please?
479
00:28:59,453 --> 00:29:02,122
You had your choice,
an equal division of labor.
480
00:29:02,247 --> 00:29:04,666
You could have caught the fish
and cooked it,
481
00:29:04,750 --> 00:29:06,335
a trained survivor like you.
482
00:29:06,418 --> 00:29:10,005
I meant a city survivor.
Just ask me to...
483
00:29:10,464 --> 00:29:13,967
to find a cab on Fifth Avenue
at rush hour,
484
00:29:14,092 --> 00:29:17,304
or infiltrate the best resort hotel
on three continents
485
00:29:17,429 --> 00:29:20,224
in four languages,
and I'm dynamite.
486
00:29:20,432 --> 00:29:23,977
I just never planned on being
stranded without room service.
487
00:29:24,853 --> 00:29:26,730
If that's an apology,
then I accept.
488
00:29:26,855 --> 00:29:28,315
An apology?
489
00:29:28,690 --> 00:29:30,776
It's... it's maybe
a peace overture.
490
00:29:30,901 --> 00:29:32,277
Is that almost done?
491
00:29:33,820 --> 00:29:36,657
Well, then I accept,
and it is, but...
492
00:29:36,740 --> 00:29:38,075
[SCREAMS]
493
00:29:38,617 --> 00:29:39,868
Mmm.
494
00:29:40,035 --> 00:29:41,453
Be careful, it's hot.
495
00:29:44,873 --> 00:29:47,334
Just hold still
for a minute, will you?
496
00:29:48,335 --> 00:29:50,712
- Don't...
- I told you it was hot.
497
00:29:56,802 --> 00:29:58,470
Give me your hand.
498
00:29:59,388 --> 00:30:00,973
This may sting a little bit.
499
00:30:01,098 --> 00:30:02,766
Don't worry, I'm tough.
500
00:30:06,853 --> 00:30:08,021
Ouch!
501
00:30:16,738 --> 00:30:18,323
Tell me something.
502
00:30:19,825 --> 00:30:21,535
Why'd you hire me?
503
00:30:21,618 --> 00:30:23,370
Why didn't the agency
send in a number two?
504
00:30:23,578 --> 00:30:25,956
And don't tell me, "It's because
they didn't have anybody
505
00:30:26,039 --> 00:30:28,083
who looked good in a tux."
506
00:30:30,919 --> 00:30:32,671
Eight days ago,
507
00:30:32,796 --> 00:30:36,383
my partner was killed at
International Airport in Miami.
508
00:30:36,591 --> 00:30:38,385
His throat was cut.
509
00:30:38,552 --> 00:30:40,679
We figured he'd gotten
the microfilm,
510
00:30:40,762 --> 00:30:44,558
but they murdered him before he
could make contact with the agency.
511
00:30:44,933 --> 00:30:46,768
What I don't get
512
00:30:47,602 --> 00:30:51,356
is if Uncle Sam knows
what Thompson's doing,
513
00:30:51,440 --> 00:30:53,025
why don't you just...
514
00:30:53,150 --> 00:30:54,818
- Close him down?
- Yeah.
515
00:30:54,985 --> 00:30:58,989
When you're dealing with the
man who owns, owns mind you,
516
00:30:59,114 --> 00:31:01,074
the fifth-largest
defense supplier
517
00:31:01,158 --> 00:31:02,784
in the country, you need proof.
518
00:31:03,243 --> 00:31:05,162
That's the microfilm.
519
00:31:05,412 --> 00:31:06,747
Who's the buyer?
520
00:31:07,331 --> 00:31:09,416
The Oriental in the card game.
521
00:31:09,583 --> 00:31:11,460
He's a Chinese general.
522
00:31:12,627 --> 00:31:13,920
Done.
523
00:31:15,047 --> 00:31:19,593
Thompson, uh, auctioned the
microfilm to him for $10 million.
524
00:31:19,760 --> 00:31:23,555
Plans for a, critical part
of our STEALTH technology.
525
00:31:24,514 --> 00:31:27,476
I guess, uh,
gambling losses add up,
526
00:31:27,559 --> 00:31:30,270
even when you're
the fifth-largest, uh...
527
00:31:30,562 --> 00:31:32,064
Um...
528
00:31:39,821 --> 00:31:41,490
- [SIGHS]
- Thank you.
529
00:31:41,865 --> 00:31:45,243
So Thompson's deal with
the Chinese is exclusivity.
530
00:31:45,452 --> 00:31:48,080
And until they got
the microfilm back,
531
00:31:48,997 --> 00:31:50,582
or kill us...
532
00:31:52,459 --> 00:31:54,920
Where is that microfilm,
by the way?
533
00:31:55,962 --> 00:31:57,255
Mmm,
534
00:31:57,589 --> 00:31:59,925
Thomas, you're a wonderful cook.
535
00:32:00,300 --> 00:32:02,010
And actually you're...
536
00:32:03,220 --> 00:32:04,971
you're a wonderful hero.
537
00:32:05,972 --> 00:32:09,684
When the bullets
were flying on the yacht,
538
00:32:10,811 --> 00:32:15,857
I felt the kind of
rush of blood pumping
539
00:32:16,858 --> 00:32:18,693
I've only had,
540
00:32:20,112 --> 00:32:21,405
well,
541
00:32:21,488 --> 00:32:24,908
when the cards are
542
00:32:26,368 --> 00:32:27,619
just,
543
00:32:28,412 --> 00:32:29,704
just...
544
00:32:39,256 --> 00:32:42,926
Are you still mad about your
10 percent of the $300,000?
545
00:32:44,386 --> 00:32:46,221
Where's the microfilm?
546
00:32:48,181 --> 00:32:49,891
On the boat.
547
00:32:52,519 --> 00:32:56,273
I hid it there when I realized
Thompson suspected me.
548
00:33:00,819 --> 00:33:02,654
Are you satisfied?
549
00:33:02,988 --> 00:33:04,448
[SIGHING]
550
00:33:06,950 --> 00:33:08,368
Uh-huh.
551
00:33:26,595 --> 00:33:28,805
[HELICOPTER APPROACHING]
552
00:33:55,290 --> 00:33:56,833
It's a chopper.
I think it's the Coast Guard.
553
00:33:56,917 --> 00:33:57,918
I'll light the signal.
554
00:33:58,001 --> 00:33:59,544
No, t-they won't see it
from that direction.
555
00:33:59,586 --> 00:34:00,921
The transmitter
will bring it in.
556
00:34:01,922 --> 00:34:03,882
Wait. No!
557
00:34:03,965 --> 00:34:05,926
They're heading the other way!
558
00:34:20,065 --> 00:34:21,566
Is it broken?
559
00:34:22,442 --> 00:34:25,320
It isn't set to the
international rescue frequency.
560
00:34:25,445 --> 00:34:27,113
Set it to 121.5 MHz.
561
00:34:27,197 --> 00:34:29,824
The tuner's jammed.
I can't change the frequency.
562
00:34:30,492 --> 00:34:32,035
It doesn't make sense.
563
00:34:32,244 --> 00:34:34,287
God only knows
what Thompson's got that...
564
00:34:36,289 --> 00:34:39,918
You don't suppose he's got it
set to a frequency on the yacht?
565
00:34:43,547 --> 00:34:47,425
If it is, it means we've been
signaling him all this time.
566
00:34:54,391 --> 00:34:57,727
HIGGINS: The Hawaiian Islands
are actually hundreds of islands.
567
00:34:57,811 --> 00:35:01,231
Some of them are so small that
they're covered by the ocean at high tide.
568
00:35:01,356 --> 00:35:04,484
Higgins, Higgins, enough of
the tour-guide chatter, man.
569
00:35:04,568 --> 00:35:05,402
Just look.
570
00:35:05,610 --> 00:35:07,571
I don't know why
we are looking here anyway.
571
00:35:07,654 --> 00:35:10,657
The Coast Guard said they found the
wreckage off the North Shore of Oahu.
572
00:35:10,782 --> 00:35:12,325
Yeah, but according to my map,
573
00:35:12,409 --> 00:35:14,452
that's exactly
where it shouldn't be.
574
00:35:15,287 --> 00:35:18,498
We're proceeding on the
assumption that this rotter Thompson
575
00:35:18,582 --> 00:35:21,251
gave the Coast Guard
totally false information.
576
00:35:21,710 --> 00:35:24,838
In which case, according
to winds, currents, and tides,
577
00:35:25,046 --> 00:35:27,299
Magnum should be
somewhere out here.
578
00:35:27,632 --> 00:35:30,176
Of course, Thompson could be
such a blackguard
579
00:35:30,260 --> 00:35:33,638
that he told the truth assuming
we'd think he was lying.
580
00:35:33,763 --> 00:35:36,016
I remember a case
in North Africa
581
00:35:36,266 --> 00:35:39,561
when we took an SS officer
prisoner just after Tobruk.
582
00:35:40,103 --> 00:35:44,316
Well, you can imagine our fierce
determination to discover Rommel's plans.
583
00:35:44,566 --> 00:35:47,277
They worked on him
for a week. Nothing.
584
00:35:47,402 --> 00:35:49,738
Then they brought me in to...
585
00:35:49,946 --> 00:35:52,157
[INAUDIBLE]
586
00:35:52,282 --> 00:35:54,159
[HELICOPTER ENGINE WHIRRING]
587
00:36:12,302 --> 00:36:13,887
I'm sorry, Thomas.
588
00:36:14,012 --> 00:36:17,140
No. You were only
doing your job.
589
00:36:18,975 --> 00:36:22,687
I'm sometimes melancholy
about this work.
590
00:36:23,480 --> 00:36:24,939
This life.
591
00:36:25,440 --> 00:36:28,818
When I started out, things
were all in crisp black and white.
592
00:36:28,902 --> 00:36:30,236
And now...
593
00:36:31,529 --> 00:36:32,947
I'm sorry.
594
00:36:33,865 --> 00:36:36,076
Would you believe me
if I told you...
595
00:36:36,201 --> 00:36:38,411
[HELICOPTER APPROACHING]
596
00:36:38,620 --> 00:36:40,830
It's coming back.
The signal fire.
597
00:37:08,358 --> 00:37:09,567
J.L.:
Magnum.
598
00:37:09,776 --> 00:37:12,028
When it blazes, throw some
weeds on it for smoke.
599
00:37:12,153 --> 00:37:13,446
Stop right now.
600
00:37:14,698 --> 00:37:15,824
Please.
601
00:37:16,533 --> 00:37:17,909
Don't make me.
602
00:37:18,118 --> 00:37:19,619
What, are you crazy?
603
00:37:21,204 --> 00:37:23,206
You lied.
You lied to me.
604
00:37:23,289 --> 00:37:24,541
I said I was an agent.
605
00:37:24,624 --> 00:37:26,459
I just didn't say what country.
606
00:37:28,670 --> 00:37:29,838
Russian?
607
00:37:30,672 --> 00:37:32,632
Don't light that fire.
608
00:37:33,758 --> 00:37:35,719
You reset the transmitter.
609
00:37:35,844 --> 00:37:37,137
You broke the knob.
610
00:37:37,637 --> 00:37:41,516
It's set for one of our subs.
It's on its way.
611
00:37:42,100 --> 00:37:44,477
Thomas, you can hide.
612
00:37:44,894 --> 00:37:47,021
When they pick me up,
I'll tell them you were killed.
613
00:37:47,105 --> 00:37:49,941
And then, when I'm safe,
I'll call the Coast Guard. Don't...
614
00:37:50,442 --> 00:37:53,403
Don't look at me that way.
615
00:37:54,154 --> 00:37:55,447
I don't believe you.
616
00:37:55,947 --> 00:37:57,157
It's true.
617
00:37:58,199 --> 00:37:59,576
I wish...
618
00:38:00,285 --> 00:38:01,911
I wish it were different.
619
00:38:02,370 --> 00:38:03,580
No.
620
00:38:04,914 --> 00:38:06,916
I don't believe you'll shoot.
621
00:38:25,368 --> 00:38:26,770
What do you make of that?
622
00:38:26,978 --> 00:38:28,271
I don't see nothing.
623
00:38:28,354 --> 00:38:31,316
Precisely why I had the
foresight to bring the binoculars.
624
00:38:32,984 --> 00:38:35,820
Hey, I see smoke.
T.C., that's a signal fire.
625
00:38:38,656 --> 00:38:39,949
Come on.
626
00:38:55,381 --> 00:38:56,674
Come on, T.C.
627
00:39:01,805 --> 00:39:02,972
Boy, am I glad to see you.
628
00:39:03,139 --> 00:39:04,265
It's mutual, buddy.
629
00:39:04,474 --> 00:39:06,935
Oh, my God, the bloody tuxedo.
630
00:39:07,018 --> 00:39:09,354
Magnum, get your head down
or you're going to get it blown off.
631
00:39:12,315 --> 00:39:13,608
[GUN FIRING]
632
00:39:20,615 --> 00:39:21,950
[SCREAMS]
633
00:39:32,877 --> 00:39:35,046
T.C.: Come on,
baby, you can do it.
634
00:39:52,105 --> 00:39:54,023
Now this dress is really ruined.
635
00:39:54,107 --> 00:39:56,442
MAGNUM: Don't worry, J.L.
It's not bad.
636
00:39:56,568 --> 00:39:58,069
You're going to be all right.
637
00:39:58,152 --> 00:39:59,863
If you can get us out of here.
638
00:39:59,946 --> 00:40:01,364
I'm trying, baby!
I'm trying.
639
00:40:08,204 --> 00:40:10,456
RICK: Come on, T.C., what
are you holding back for?
640
00:40:10,540 --> 00:40:11,640
T.C.:
I ain't holding back.
641
00:40:11,749 --> 00:40:13,209
We got five people
holding us back.
642
00:40:13,334 --> 00:40:16,129
You want to outrun this cat,
someone's gotta get out and walk.
643
00:40:26,556 --> 00:40:28,016
[GUNS FIRING]
644
00:40:48,745 --> 00:40:50,163
Can you get above 'em?
645
00:40:50,371 --> 00:40:51,581
You got it, baby.
646
00:41:07,055 --> 00:41:08,973
[ENGINE SPUTTERING]
647
00:41:23,529 --> 00:41:25,198
[EXPLOSION]
648
00:41:41,255 --> 00:41:43,049
[CRICKETS CHIRPING]
649
00:41:58,398 --> 00:42:01,067
The hospital will be
discharging her in the morning.
650
00:42:02,110 --> 00:42:03,987
HIGGINS:
What are you going to do?
651
00:42:06,072 --> 00:42:07,657
I don't know.
652
00:42:10,535 --> 00:42:11,995
She is a Russian spy.
653
00:42:12,203 --> 00:42:13,579
I know.
654
00:42:21,295 --> 00:42:22,880
But Thompson's dead.
655
00:42:23,006 --> 00:42:25,064
The security leak's closed.
656
00:42:27,760 --> 00:42:29,887
She's still a Russian spy.
657
00:42:33,808 --> 00:42:36,144
She could have
killed me out there,
658
00:42:37,520 --> 00:42:40,023
got away on a sub,
but she didn't.
659
00:42:42,775 --> 00:42:44,485
BOTH:
She's still a Russian spy.
660
00:42:44,569 --> 00:42:46,279
Higgins, I know.
661
00:42:46,821 --> 00:42:48,614
But what's the harm
in letting her go?
662
00:42:48,698 --> 00:42:50,700
She doesn't have the microfilm.
663
00:42:50,781 --> 00:42:52,199
Magnum,
664
00:42:52,285 --> 00:42:54,537
stealing STEALTH secrets
665
00:42:54,662 --> 00:42:58,541
is hardly the same thing as pinching
lipstick from the local five-and-dime.
666
00:44:02,522 --> 00:44:03,689
[J.L. SIGHING]
667
00:44:33,678 --> 00:44:35,555
J.L.:
I was born in Russia,
668
00:44:35,638 --> 00:44:38,641
in what was left of Stalingrad,
right after the war.
669
00:44:38,850 --> 00:44:42,603
Part of what I told you about
Texas Lightning was true.
670
00:44:43,020 --> 00:44:47,400
My father was sent to Houston on a
diplomatic mission when I was five.
671
00:44:47,525 --> 00:44:50,903
I remember, because I'd never
had ice cream before.
672
00:44:51,112 --> 00:44:54,782
I lived there until I went
back to Moscow to college.
673
00:44:55,366 --> 00:44:57,201
I met Billy Lowry
674
00:44:57,743 --> 00:45:02,456
at a diplomatic reception in Houston
when I was visiting old friends.
675
00:45:04,542 --> 00:45:06,252
Were you already an agent?
676
00:45:06,335 --> 00:45:09,172
When I married him? Yes.
677
00:45:09,547 --> 00:45:11,924
But it never mattered until...
678
00:45:22,894 --> 00:45:25,980
The latest in
spring accessories.
679
00:45:26,314 --> 00:45:27,732
I hope you like it.
680
00:45:29,108 --> 00:45:30,610
You look terrific.
681
00:45:30,776 --> 00:45:33,863
I wanted to look my best
for whoever's waiting.
682
00:45:34,530 --> 00:45:36,574
Who is waiting, Thomas?
683
00:45:36,866 --> 00:45:41,037
Naval Intelligence?
The FBI? The CIA?
684
00:45:41,913 --> 00:45:43,497
The agency?
685
00:45:45,208 --> 00:45:47,168
Or do I need to know?
686
00:45:48,252 --> 00:45:49,629
Nobody.
687
00:45:56,177 --> 00:45:57,428
[SIGHING]
688
00:46:00,389 --> 00:46:02,308
I'm giving you a head start.
689
00:46:04,518 --> 00:46:07,480
This isn't the way
it's supposed to end.
690
00:46:08,856 --> 00:46:11,817
I could finish this and meet you
691
00:46:12,276 --> 00:46:14,403
in Europe next year,
in Switzerland.
692
00:46:14,487 --> 00:46:17,114
Or we could just run,
now, together.
693
00:46:19,075 --> 00:46:20,993
There's just one thing.
694
00:46:22,912 --> 00:46:25,706
The microfilm.
You've got to give it to me.
695
00:46:28,584 --> 00:46:30,920
I don't know where it is.
696
00:46:43,917 --> 00:46:45,268
Don't forget this.
697
00:46:51,065 --> 00:46:52,984
You better get going,
698
00:46:53,484 --> 00:46:55,695
or you won't be able to
make your plane.
699
00:47:10,501 --> 00:47:12,003
[DOOR CLOSING]
700
00:47:35,568 --> 00:47:39,572
Mr. Magnum,
I'm so glad I caught you.
701
00:47:39,739 --> 00:47:41,615
I have something for you.
702
00:47:43,034 --> 00:47:45,286
Mrs. Lowry asked me
to give it to you.
703
00:47:46,954 --> 00:47:47,955
When?
704
00:47:48,080 --> 00:47:49,081
NURSE:
This morning.
705
00:47:49,248 --> 00:47:52,793
I walked into her room and she
had it all apart, in pieces, on her bed.
706
00:47:53,044 --> 00:47:54,587
She asked me to give it to you
707
00:47:54,670 --> 00:47:57,048
only if you
didn't leave with her.
708
00:47:57,131 --> 00:47:59,008
Do you understand?
709
00:48:04,722 --> 00:48:07,600
MAGNUM: J.L. knew
I'd found the microfilm.
710
00:48:07,767 --> 00:48:10,019
But she was waiting
for me to tell her.
711
00:48:10,144 --> 00:48:11,103
And me?
712
00:48:11,354 --> 00:48:14,398
I was waiting for her
to tell me she had it.
713
00:48:14,523 --> 00:48:17,443
Both of us wanting
to believe in the other,
714
00:48:17,943 --> 00:48:20,237
but both demanding proof.
715
00:48:20,905 --> 00:48:25,618
And that, as they say,
is the hell of it.