1 00:00:00,063 --> 00:00:01,949 What did Private Clutterbuck tell you? 2 00:00:02,116 --> 00:00:04,993 That you'd served together in the same unit in Kenya 3 00:00:05,160 --> 00:00:07,830 and one by one, members of your old unit were being killed by a Mau Mau. 4 00:00:11,166 --> 00:00:12,751 There are two ways of approaching this. 5 00:00:12,960 --> 00:00:15,170 Your way or my way. 6 00:00:15,379 --> 00:00:17,256 The adult way or the child's way. 7 00:00:17,464 --> 00:00:19,508 Tomorrow, for sure. 8 00:00:19,675 --> 00:00:23,137 That Mau Mau will strike tonight. Tomorrow night at the latest. 9 00:00:24,096 --> 00:00:26,473 - Magnum! - Don't you ever knock? 10 00:02:42,943 --> 00:02:44,820 'Allo, ducks! 11 00:02:45,070 --> 00:02:47,114 Good Lord! 12 00:02:47,197 --> 00:02:52,244 Where'd you learn your trade, girl, watching old Ronald Colman movies? 13 00:02:52,578 --> 00:02:56,206 Sorry, it usually works on men your age. 14 00:02:57,165 --> 00:02:59,960 Especially when there's a full moon. 15 00:06:02,158 --> 00:06:04,561 "So we'll go no more a-roving 16 00:06:04,644 --> 00:06:06,646 So late into the night 17 00:06:06,730 --> 00:06:08,899 Though the heart be still as loving 18 00:06:08,982 --> 00:06:11,526 And the moon be still as bright. 19 00:06:11,693 --> 00:06:14,237 For the sword outwears its sheath 20 00:06:14,321 --> 00:06:16,698 And the soul wears out the beasts 21 00:06:16,782 --> 00:06:19,284 And the heart must pause to breathe 22 00:06:19,367 --> 00:06:21,703 And love itself have rest." 23 00:06:33,089 --> 00:06:36,259 "And though the night was made for loving 24 00:06:36,593 --> 00:06:39,179 And the day returns too soon 25 00:06:39,930 --> 00:06:42,849 Yet we'll go no more a-roving 26 00:06:43,058 --> 00:06:46,019 By the light of the moon." 27 00:06:53,860 --> 00:06:55,737 If you ladies will excuse me, 28 00:06:55,821 --> 00:07:00,617 I'll ask our accompanist to play something more appropriate to Lord Byron. 29 00:07:04,454 --> 00:07:10,377 Jonathan! I thought your reading was breathtaking, simply breathtaking. 30 00:07:10,460 --> 00:07:12,587 I'm glad it was good. Thank you. 31 00:07:12,671 --> 00:07:16,883 It wasn't just good. It was splendid. 32 00:07:17,008 --> 00:07:19,553 We must discuss Elizabeth's poetry. 33 00:07:19,761 --> 00:07:23,098 - Elizabeth's? - Barrett Browning! 34 00:07:23,181 --> 00:07:26,059 - Oh, of course. - Splendid. 35 00:07:26,184 --> 00:07:29,396 Then I'll return this e'en. Say, around seven? 36 00:07:29,479 --> 00:07:32,399 Tonight? Perhaps tomorrow. 37 00:07:32,482 --> 00:07:36,194 Now, if you'll excuse me, I must put a stop to that infernal chanting. 38 00:07:37,195 --> 00:07:39,072 On the morrow! 39 00:07:44,202 --> 00:07:46,830 Living alone has terrific advantages. 40 00:07:46,872 --> 00:07:50,458 You can eat, sleep, go in and out and burp whenever you want. 41 00:07:50,750 --> 00:07:53,503 It also has one terrific disadvantage -- 42 00:07:53,587 --> 00:07:57,173 when you lose something, there's no one to blame but yourself. 43 00:07:57,257 --> 00:07:59,801 Magnum! 44 00:08:04,222 --> 00:08:06,641 Magnum! 45 00:08:08,101 --> 00:08:09,603 Higgins! 46 00:08:09,686 --> 00:08:11,646 Don't come in! 47 00:08:12,480 --> 00:08:13,815 You came in! 48 00:08:13,899 --> 00:08:16,693 What in God's name are you doing? 49 00:08:16,818 --> 00:08:20,739 I told you not to come in. Remember that. I tried to stop you. 50 00:08:20,780 --> 00:08:22,908 Stop me? Stop me? 51 00:08:22,991 --> 00:08:25,035 As caretaker of Robin Masters' estate, 52 00:08:25,118 --> 00:08:28,830 I have a perfect right to enter day or night! 53 00:08:28,914 --> 00:08:30,332 You'll wish you didn't. 54 00:08:30,415 --> 00:08:35,545 I also have a right to demand that you stop blasting Masai fertility chants... 55 00:08:35,795 --> 00:08:37,547 Is that what they are? 56 00:08:37,797 --> 00:08:39,966 ...while I am reciting... 57 00:08:40,675 --> 00:08:43,053 We'll Go No More A-Roving. 58 00:08:45,680 --> 00:08:47,474 We'll Go No More A-Roving? 59 00:08:47,766 --> 00:08:51,895 A lesser known poem of Lord Byron's. I was holding a recitation 60 00:08:52,020 --> 00:08:56,149 for the Honolulu Society For The Preservation Of English Poetry. 61 00:08:56,566 --> 00:08:58,485 Oh, my God! 62 00:08:59,319 --> 00:09:00,487 What's wrong? 63 00:09:00,695 --> 00:09:03,031 London blitzed didn't look this bad. 64 00:09:05,492 --> 00:09:07,619 How can you live in such filth? 65 00:09:07,744 --> 00:09:09,371 It's not filthy. 66 00:09:10,664 --> 00:09:12,374 It's just a little messy. 67 00:09:13,124 --> 00:09:15,835 As Robin Masters... What's that? 68 00:09:15,919 --> 00:09:18,922 - Doc Ibold. - Dr. Ibold? What's he doing here? 69 00:09:19,047 --> 00:09:21,841 Probably nailing up the quarantine sign. 70 00:09:25,136 --> 00:09:26,930 That ought to do it. 71 00:09:28,556 --> 00:09:29,808 Oh, no! 72 00:09:30,016 --> 00:09:31,226 It's not my fault. 73 00:09:31,309 --> 00:09:34,646 I told him to stay out but he wouldn't listen, he used his key. 74 00:09:35,063 --> 00:09:36,314 Quarantine? 75 00:09:36,439 --> 00:09:39,275 Damn it! I was afraid this would happen. 76 00:09:39,359 --> 00:09:42,070 You've never had African Hemorrhagic Fever? 77 00:09:42,212 --> 00:09:43,488 Of course not! 78 00:09:43,571 --> 00:09:45,991 It happens to the best of families. Right? 79 00:09:46,199 --> 00:09:50,662 Right. I caught it in '63 in Nigeria. During my stint in the Peace Corps. 80 00:09:50,745 --> 00:09:53,790 And you caught it? Magnum, how could you? 81 00:09:54,416 --> 00:09:57,627 Gee, I guess I wanted to get sick. 82 00:09:57,794 --> 00:09:58,795 You don't look sick. 83 00:09:59,004 --> 00:10:01,256 - I don't feel sick. - He may not be sick. 84 00:10:01,339 --> 00:10:04,509 We'll know when the incubation period is over. 85 00:10:04,676 --> 00:10:06,553 How did you manage to expose yourself 86 00:10:06,636 --> 00:10:09,723 to something as obscure as African Hemorrhagic Fever? 87 00:10:10,348 --> 00:10:14,894 I followed Mrs. Davis aboard the Katanga during my investigation. 88 00:10:14,978 --> 00:10:18,398 That sordid divorce case! I knew something like this would happen. 89 00:10:19,190 --> 00:10:23,737 One of the sailors got it yesterday. The entire ship's been quarantined. 90 00:10:23,820 --> 00:10:27,657 And everyone who was in contact with him, including Thomas. 91 00:10:27,824 --> 00:10:30,535 And now, I'm afraid, you too. 92 00:10:32,412 --> 00:10:33,788 How long? 93 00:10:34,664 --> 00:10:36,207 Seven days. 94 00:10:37,751 --> 00:10:42,505 You mean for the next week I'm going to have to live in this... 95 00:10:42,630 --> 00:10:45,258 squalor with... 96 00:10:45,425 --> 00:10:47,010 I found it! 97 00:10:48,219 --> 00:10:50,513 ...Him. 98 00:11:19,000 --> 00:11:21,836 Island Hoppers, your magic carpet in paradise. 99 00:11:21,920 --> 00:11:24,005 Hi, T.C. It's T.M. 100 00:11:27,425 --> 00:11:29,469 Are you there, T.C.? 101 00:11:40,939 --> 00:11:43,066 Your phone is ringing. 102 00:11:43,525 --> 00:11:47,904 It's just Thomas asking me to fly him somewhere for gas money. 103 00:12:01,918 --> 00:12:03,086 Island Hoppers. 104 00:12:03,169 --> 00:12:06,047 Leave a message at the beep and we'll get back to you. 105 00:12:06,131 --> 00:12:07,382 Beep. 106 00:12:10,009 --> 00:12:14,264 What if that were someone wanting to hire your magic carpet? 107 00:12:14,889 --> 00:12:17,909 Uh... isn't that why you're here? 108 00:12:18,143 --> 00:12:19,394 Yes. 109 00:12:19,644 --> 00:12:21,062 Well... 110 00:12:21,479 --> 00:12:23,606 I've only got one magic carpet. 111 00:12:24,691 --> 00:12:26,151 Uh, Miss...? 112 00:12:28,027 --> 00:12:31,656 Kiamani. Bibi Kiamani. 113 00:12:39,639 --> 00:12:44,586 Now, then. The first order of business is to clean up this... this... 114 00:12:44,669 --> 00:12:46,129 pigsty. 115 00:12:46,337 --> 00:12:49,883 Then I'll assign sleeping quarters, work up a fitness program 116 00:12:49,966 --> 00:12:52,177 and determine kitchen duties. 117 00:12:52,385 --> 00:12:55,180 I hope your larder is amply stocked. 118 00:12:58,183 --> 00:13:01,060 While you're in there would you get me a beer? 119 00:13:02,854 --> 00:13:05,523 Fortunately, it's the start of the month 120 00:13:05,607 --> 00:13:08,318 and the main house has food more suitable to my palate. 121 00:13:08,401 --> 00:13:11,029 I'll ask Dr. Ibold to transfer... 122 00:13:11,487 --> 00:13:12,864 Magnum. 123 00:13:13,448 --> 00:13:15,033 Sorry, want a bite? 124 00:13:15,241 --> 00:13:17,285 No, I don't want a bite. 125 00:13:37,180 --> 00:13:38,890 It won't work, you know. 126 00:13:39,182 --> 00:13:41,726 - What won't? - I won't let you get to me. 127 00:13:41,935 --> 00:13:44,854 Oh. I'm not trying to get to you. 128 00:13:44,907 --> 00:13:48,869 I'm stuck with you because you barged in here! 129 00:13:49,108 --> 00:13:50,276 I explained all that. 130 00:13:50,360 --> 00:13:52,278 Which in my book makes you the guest. 131 00:13:53,154 --> 00:13:55,490 The unwanted guest. 132 00:13:55,573 --> 00:14:00,495 So, if there are any rules to be made, I will make them. 133 00:14:00,578 --> 00:14:03,915 And the first one is live and let live. 134 00:14:11,172 --> 00:14:12,715 Magnum. 135 00:14:12,966 --> 00:14:15,760 Live and let live can only lead to anarchy. 136 00:14:15,843 --> 00:14:17,345 So be it! 137 00:14:18,221 --> 00:14:21,849 We have to find a more sensible way of surviving this. 138 00:14:22,016 --> 00:14:23,977 No, we don't! 139 00:14:24,978 --> 00:14:28,773 Yes, we do. I see two ways of approaching this. 140 00:14:29,107 --> 00:14:31,859 Your way or my way. 141 00:14:32,110 --> 00:14:34,570 The adult way or the child's way. 142 00:14:34,821 --> 00:14:37,824 And I suppose I'm the child? 143 00:14:43,288 --> 00:14:45,623 - Who's ahead? - He is. 144 00:14:45,832 --> 00:14:47,625 No, I meant the ballgame. 145 00:14:47,709 --> 00:14:49,752 Hi, Thomas. How's it going? 146 00:14:49,836 --> 00:14:51,254 That's far enough. 147 00:14:51,462 --> 00:14:53,923 He's not going to be in quarantine with us? 148 00:14:54,132 --> 00:14:56,301 - Not if I can help it. - Thank God. 149 00:14:56,426 --> 00:14:58,177 - Hey, did you get it? - Yeah, catch. 150 00:14:59,178 --> 00:15:01,681 Where's the... 151 00:15:01,889 --> 00:15:03,516 batteries? 152 00:15:04,809 --> 00:15:07,270 Hey, thanks, Rick. 153 00:15:09,105 --> 00:15:10,523 This is great! 154 00:15:10,665 --> 00:15:13,751 You're welcome. If you need me I'll be in the main house. 155 00:15:14,110 --> 00:15:15,194 What? 156 00:15:15,361 --> 00:15:17,488 Someone has to take care of the dogs. 157 00:15:17,655 --> 00:15:20,783 - The lads will stay here with me. - No, they won't! 158 00:15:20,867 --> 00:15:22,076 Yes, they will! 159 00:15:22,285 --> 00:15:24,704 You don't want to expose them to the fever? 160 00:15:24,912 --> 00:15:28,583 Canines are not susceptible to African Hemorrhagic Fever! 161 00:15:28,708 --> 00:15:31,085 - Are they? - Yes, they are. 162 00:15:31,294 --> 00:15:35,006 Well, now that that's settled, I'll talk to you guys later. 163 00:15:35,882 --> 00:15:37,884 Thanks, Rick, Doc. 164 00:15:43,514 --> 00:15:45,808 A touchdown for the Raiders 165 00:15:45,933 --> 00:15:48,478 with a 93-yard fumble recoveryl 166 00:15:51,981 --> 00:15:53,733 No lads for a week. 167 00:15:53,941 --> 00:15:55,360 Cheer up, Higgins. 168 00:15:55,443 --> 00:15:57,737 We all have our little crosses to bear. 169 00:15:57,862 --> 00:15:59,864 ...shabby quality demonstration 170 00:15:59,947 --> 00:16:02,325 that has taken place today on this gridiron. 171 00:16:02,658 --> 00:16:05,953 This is an embarrassment to the entire league. 172 00:16:09,207 --> 00:16:11,042 You know what I like about you? 173 00:16:11,125 --> 00:16:12,085 What? 174 00:16:12,293 --> 00:16:16,714 You got class. You haven't said one word about my... 175 00:16:16,798 --> 00:16:18,091 attire. 176 00:16:18,966 --> 00:16:22,970 But why should I? I assume that you dined out last night. 177 00:16:23,054 --> 00:16:25,932 - In a tux? - Well, it was Saturday night. 178 00:16:29,386 --> 00:16:31,679 What's that London magazine you work for? 179 00:16:31,771 --> 00:16:33,398 Lords And Ladies. 180 00:16:33,481 --> 00:16:34,732 Never heard of it. 181 00:16:35,108 --> 00:16:37,610 You can only subscribe to Lords And Ladies 182 00:16:37,693 --> 00:16:39,445 if you're in the registry. 183 00:16:39,570 --> 00:16:42,198 - Registry? - Burke's Peerage. 184 00:16:42,281 --> 00:16:45,910 You know, lords and ladies. Dukes and duchesses. 185 00:16:46,119 --> 00:16:48,621 Oh, that registry. 186 00:16:51,374 --> 00:16:53,543 - Where are you from? - Kenya. 187 00:16:53,709 --> 00:16:55,420 That's where I was born. 188 00:16:55,503 --> 00:16:58,798 My parents immigrated to England when I was three months old. 189 00:17:00,633 --> 00:17:04,137 Wasn't the African emigration from Kenya 190 00:17:04,220 --> 00:17:06,764 frozen in the mid-'50s after the uprising? 191 00:17:08,150 --> 00:17:09,725 Yes, that's true. 192 00:17:09,767 --> 00:17:12,937 But I'm a bit older than that, thank you. 193 00:17:12,979 --> 00:17:14,981 I was born in '48. 194 00:17:15,231 --> 00:17:17,400 '48, '58, '68... 195 00:17:17,525 --> 00:17:19,527 How long to Robin Masters' estate? 196 00:17:19,652 --> 00:17:22,197 We've been flying over it for ten minutes. 197 00:17:22,488 --> 00:17:24,490 That's the main complex up ahead. 198 00:17:24,615 --> 00:17:26,826 How close can we get? 199 00:17:27,034 --> 00:17:29,454 Uh... as close as you'd like. 200 00:17:29,537 --> 00:17:34,959 I'm sort of a close personal friend of Robin Masters, you know. 201 00:17:40,423 --> 00:17:42,091 This is intolerable! 202 00:17:42,175 --> 00:17:44,719 I'm going to insist the FAA send a man out 203 00:17:44,802 --> 00:17:46,596 to ground him the moment he lands. 204 00:17:46,721 --> 00:17:48,764 Tell them to have T.C. call me. 205 00:17:48,848 --> 00:17:51,976 He always hangs up. Must be something wrong with his phone. 206 00:17:52,101 --> 00:17:55,688 Higgins. I found the package marked "lads." 207 00:17:55,771 --> 00:17:58,483 There must be a mistake -- this is top sirloin. 208 00:17:58,566 --> 00:18:00,526 - It's no mistake. - Rick! 209 00:18:00,693 --> 00:18:04,071 Char it on the outside and send it down with a bottle of red. 210 00:18:04,655 --> 00:18:06,616 Are you kidding? I'm gonna eat it myself. 211 00:18:06,699 --> 00:18:09,035 Only kidding, guys. 212 00:18:09,243 --> 00:18:11,329 - Don't you dare. - Okay, okay. 213 00:18:11,412 --> 00:18:16,209 Chop the steak into two-inch cubes and sprinkle on parsley and garlic. 214 00:18:16,417 --> 00:18:17,835 The lads prefer it that way. 215 00:18:17,919 --> 00:18:19,504 - Tough. - What? 216 00:18:19,587 --> 00:18:22,131 Um, that was Zeus, he said, "Ruff." 217 00:18:23,966 --> 00:18:25,843 It didn't sound like Zeus. 218 00:18:25,968 --> 00:18:27,803 More like Apollo. 219 00:18:28,304 --> 00:18:30,848 Oh, my God! 220 00:18:33,518 --> 00:18:35,061 Forget it, Higgins. 221 00:18:35,520 --> 00:18:37,230 He's heading for the hangar. 222 00:18:38,356 --> 00:18:41,651 So am I. Good night. 223 00:18:42,610 --> 00:18:44,570 It's not even seven yet. 224 00:18:46,155 --> 00:18:47,698 I don't feel so good. 225 00:18:47,823 --> 00:18:51,994 Small wonder. You've had two hot dogs, three beers, a bag of pretzels, 226 00:18:52,119 --> 00:18:54,872 Lord knows how many Fig Newtons and a couple... 227 00:18:54,997 --> 00:18:58,251 Magnum. You don't suppose it's the fever? 228 00:19:04,215 --> 00:19:08,427 No. Like you said, all that food and no exercise. 229 00:19:08,511 --> 00:19:10,179 Perhaps I should call Dr. Ibold? 230 00:19:10,346 --> 00:19:12,682 Don't bother, he'll be by in the morning. 231 00:19:12,890 --> 00:19:15,268 Couple of Seltzers, I'll be fine. 232 00:19:19,355 --> 00:19:20,523 Night, Higgins. 233 00:19:21,232 --> 00:19:22,900 Good night, Magnum. 234 00:19:36,706 --> 00:19:38,416 At last. 235 00:19:38,749 --> 00:19:40,334 Silence. 236 00:20:12,825 --> 00:20:14,243 Thomas. 237 00:20:15,328 --> 00:20:18,164 Psst! Thomas. 238 00:20:20,499 --> 00:20:22,293 - Thomas. - Shh! 239 00:20:23,085 --> 00:20:24,670 Just a second. 240 00:20:46,609 --> 00:20:48,486 Aren't you afraid of catching the fever? 241 00:20:48,569 --> 00:20:49,945 I'm just terrified. 242 00:20:50,029 --> 00:20:53,240 - Where's Edwin? - Right here, old chap. 243 00:21:02,850 --> 00:21:04,835 - Any sign of him? - No. 244 00:21:05,044 --> 00:21:06,962 But that bloody wog's on the island. 245 00:21:07,088 --> 00:21:08,089 Shh! 246 00:21:08,714 --> 00:21:13,678 Mr. Clutterbuck, I don't know what actually happened in Kenya in '53... 247 00:21:13,886 --> 00:21:17,348 I've told you. If you don't believe me, ask the sergeant major. 248 00:21:17,473 --> 00:21:19,058 I can't. 249 00:21:19,266 --> 00:21:22,770 Higgins might get suspicious and realize this quarantine thing's a ruse. 250 00:21:23,020 --> 00:21:25,481 - If there is a Mau Mau out there... - There is. 251 00:21:25,648 --> 00:21:27,358 ...he'd be an easy target. 252 00:21:27,441 --> 00:21:29,318 Instead of watching that concert on TV, 253 00:21:29,443 --> 00:21:31,320 he'd be attending it, regardless of the risk. 254 00:21:32,988 --> 00:21:37,410 The old sergeant major. Always was as stubborn as a Welsh donkey. 255 00:21:37,493 --> 00:21:39,995 We can't keep Higgins quarantined forever. 256 00:21:40,079 --> 00:21:41,747 We don't have to. 257 00:21:42,790 --> 00:21:44,875 That Mau Mau will strike tonight, 258 00:21:45,126 --> 00:21:46,627 tomorrow night at the latest. 259 00:21:46,711 --> 00:21:48,379 How can you be sure? 260 00:21:48,587 --> 00:21:52,341 Buckminster, Taylor, Crawford 261 00:21:52,466 --> 00:21:54,844 were all murdered a month apart... 262 00:21:55,845 --> 00:21:57,221 on a full moon. 263 00:21:58,222 --> 00:22:01,350 Tried to get me last month, on a full moon. 264 00:22:01,475 --> 00:22:04,019 What does a full moon have to do with it? 265 00:22:04,145 --> 00:22:06,313 Who can figure a bloody wog? 266 00:22:09,275 --> 00:22:12,278 - Dogs locked up? - In the wine cellar. 267 00:22:12,820 --> 00:22:14,488 Those Dobermans. 268 00:22:15,781 --> 00:22:17,366 They could give us a warning. 269 00:22:17,491 --> 00:22:19,994 The Mau Mau would torture a man's animals, 270 00:22:20,202 --> 00:22:22,747 behead them, as a sign, isn't that right? 271 00:22:22,955 --> 00:22:24,582 Not just animals. 272 00:22:27,501 --> 00:22:29,712 The dogs stay in the wine cellar. 273 00:22:30,421 --> 00:22:32,548 Oh. Très gallant. 274 00:22:32,631 --> 00:22:37,720 Look, I haven't liked you since I found you at the front gate looking for Higgins. 275 00:22:37,803 --> 00:22:40,681 Your story smells like low tide at the docks. 276 00:22:41,098 --> 00:22:43,684 I'm going along with you cause I got no choice. 277 00:22:43,768 --> 00:22:47,396 I just stopped in Hawaii to warn a chum, that's all. 278 00:22:47,480 --> 00:22:48,981 I could have kept on running. 279 00:22:49,148 --> 00:22:51,776 Everybody's gotta stop running sometime, don't they? 280 00:22:55,780 --> 00:22:57,281 You're quite right. 281 00:23:00,075 --> 00:23:01,535 Quite right. 282 00:23:02,495 --> 00:23:04,121 A man... 283 00:23:05,247 --> 00:23:08,125 can't run from his past forever. 284 00:23:08,876 --> 00:23:10,336 Hm? 285 00:23:26,769 --> 00:23:29,647 - What do you make of that? - I don't know. 286 00:23:30,064 --> 00:23:32,650 He's not as easily pegged as I thought. 287 00:23:32,900 --> 00:23:35,569 - What now? - We stick to our plan. 288 00:23:35,820 --> 00:23:37,655 I'll join you as soon as Higgins is asleep. 289 00:23:39,532 --> 00:23:41,408 You try that stuff on? 290 00:23:41,617 --> 00:23:43,118 Yeah. 291 00:23:43,369 --> 00:23:44,662 You'll be all right. 292 00:23:45,037 --> 00:23:46,288 Mm-hm. 293 00:23:48,415 --> 00:23:49,917 Did you hear from T.C.? 294 00:23:50,042 --> 00:23:51,877 No. I can't figure it out. 295 00:23:51,961 --> 00:23:54,672 - He flew over this afternoon. - I saw him. 296 00:23:54,797 --> 00:23:58,342 So I know he's on the island. He hung up on me twice this morning. 297 00:23:58,467 --> 00:24:01,720 Didn't answer any of my messages. Doesn't make sense. 298 00:24:01,846 --> 00:24:03,472 Yes, it does. 299 00:24:03,681 --> 00:24:06,976 - How much do you owe him? - It's not that. 300 00:24:08,485 --> 00:24:11,313 Something's gotta be distracting him, that's all. 301 00:24:12,106 --> 00:24:15,401 There. Here we are. 302 00:24:15,943 --> 00:24:20,823 Say, have you had anything to eat? Like, maybe dinner? 303 00:24:21,907 --> 00:24:26,745 Well, I am tempted but I'm working on a 16-hour jet lag. 304 00:24:27,037 --> 00:24:32,084 Oh. Dinner time in the Islands means it must be tea time in London. 305 00:24:32,167 --> 00:24:33,752 How about tea and crumpets? 306 00:24:35,004 --> 00:24:37,882 Where will you find crumpets in Honolulu? 307 00:24:38,132 --> 00:24:40,342 You leave that to me. I'll find them. 308 00:24:41,468 --> 00:24:46,348 T.C., you are funny. Perhaps tomorrow. 309 00:24:47,557 --> 00:24:50,436 Oh, yeah, sure. Tomorrow. 310 00:25:06,577 --> 00:25:08,662 Tomorrow, for sure. 311 00:25:40,444 --> 00:25:42,071 My car, please. 312 00:26:35,457 --> 00:26:36,917 No! 313 00:27:52,159 --> 00:27:55,370 Ever notice when you want someone to do what they usually do, 314 00:27:55,450 --> 00:27:56,743 they don't? 315 00:27:58,248 --> 00:28:01,210 Any other night, Higgins would be in bed by now 316 00:28:01,293 --> 00:28:03,921 but tonight, when I needed him sound asleep, 317 00:28:04,004 --> 00:28:06,840 he was wide awake listening to African music. 318 00:28:07,216 --> 00:28:10,427 At least that part of my plan was working. 319 00:28:20,821 --> 00:28:23,315 Magnum, I hope I didn't wake you? 320 00:28:23,440 --> 00:28:24,733 No. 321 00:28:24,983 --> 00:28:27,194 I couldn't sleep. 322 00:28:29,446 --> 00:28:31,323 You like that stuff? 323 00:28:31,824 --> 00:28:33,659 It's not stuff. 324 00:28:33,867 --> 00:28:35,953 Where did you get this tape, anyway? 325 00:28:36,036 --> 00:28:37,830 Dr. Ibold. 326 00:28:38,080 --> 00:28:40,124 He said as long as I caught the fever, 327 00:28:40,207 --> 00:28:42,835 I might as well have the music to go along with it. 328 00:28:43,043 --> 00:28:45,796 Doctors have a peculiar sense of humor. 329 00:28:45,921 --> 00:28:48,006 Doctors and undertakers. 330 00:28:48,215 --> 00:28:52,261 Yes, I didn't want to mention that, given your potential condition. 331 00:28:52,386 --> 00:28:54,763 Our potential condition. 332 00:28:55,973 --> 00:28:58,100 - Feeling better? - A little. 333 00:28:58,559 --> 00:29:00,602 I guess I ate too much. 334 00:29:04,773 --> 00:29:08,610 What did you say this was? Masai fertility dance? 335 00:29:08,944 --> 00:29:12,948 This particular section is part of their rites of passage. 336 00:29:13,198 --> 00:29:15,784 A puberty ceremony, so to speak. 337 00:29:16,410 --> 00:29:18,579 It's not very pleasant to watch. 338 00:29:18,787 --> 00:29:22,332 I suppose it's no more primitive than our prep-school hazing. 339 00:29:22,749 --> 00:29:24,376 When were you in Africa? 340 00:29:26,420 --> 00:29:30,632 I was in North Africa during the war, attached to Alexander's command. 341 00:29:30,841 --> 00:29:35,137 Fought against Rommel. I remember once, outside El Alamein... 342 00:29:36,972 --> 00:29:40,184 I meant when did you see the Masai rites? 343 00:29:41,727 --> 00:29:44,688 When I was stationed in Kenya in '53. 344 00:29:44,980 --> 00:29:49,735 1953? That was about the time of the Mau Mau uprising, wasn't it? 345 00:29:51,653 --> 00:29:52,988 Yes. 346 00:29:55,949 --> 00:29:59,119 - Scotch? - No, this is fine. 347 00:30:04,041 --> 00:30:05,709 What was it like? 348 00:30:07,252 --> 00:30:08,587 It was bloody. 349 00:30:15,844 --> 00:30:19,181 The Mau Mau came from the Kikuyu tribe. 350 00:30:20,557 --> 00:30:23,393 And the Kikuyu could be a savage people. 351 00:30:26,939 --> 00:30:29,775 But then, so could we. 352 00:30:32,527 --> 00:30:35,530 Take away our bowlers and school ties, 353 00:30:35,656 --> 00:30:39,326 remove us from our cities where others kill our meat, 354 00:30:39,534 --> 00:30:44,456 from our books and films, where we vicariously live out our baser emotions, 355 00:30:44,831 --> 00:30:46,959 set us down in the African bush 356 00:30:47,042 --> 00:30:50,629 where every living thing is killing or being killed, 357 00:30:52,130 --> 00:30:55,425 and we can be as savage as any tribe on the face of the earth. 358 00:30:58,637 --> 00:31:00,138 You know what I mean? 359 00:31:00,681 --> 00:31:02,557 Yes, I've been there. 360 00:31:03,809 --> 00:31:05,310 Africa? 361 00:31:05,644 --> 00:31:07,396 Vietnam. 362 00:31:38,343 --> 00:31:40,220 Thomas, do you read me? 363 00:31:43,098 --> 00:31:46,601 Five by five. Higgins is still awake. 364 00:31:47,978 --> 00:31:50,230 Tough. I need you up here now. 365 00:31:50,355 --> 00:31:53,191 We got a visitor -- the south beach and he's heading this way. 366 00:31:53,900 --> 00:31:55,485 Is Clutterbuck in position? 367 00:31:55,569 --> 00:31:57,988 Yes, he's upstairs on the balcony. 368 00:31:59,239 --> 00:32:00,782 Thomas, I don't like this. 369 00:32:00,949 --> 00:32:02,743 I'm on my way, Rick. 370 00:32:08,081 --> 00:32:09,499 Rick. 371 00:32:09,833 --> 00:32:11,543 He's coming towards the guest house. 372 00:32:11,668 --> 00:32:13,378 Are you sure? 373 00:32:13,628 --> 00:32:14,838 Magnum? 374 00:32:14,963 --> 00:32:17,007 What the bloody hell is going on? 375 00:32:17,215 --> 00:32:19,217 Don't you ever knock? 376 00:32:19,926 --> 00:32:23,680 Come back here! You'll contaminate the estate! 377 00:32:45,911 --> 00:32:48,246 Rick. Rick! 378 00:33:19,252 --> 00:33:23,156 Of all the imbecilic ideas -- African Hemorrhagic Fever! 379 00:33:23,615 --> 00:33:25,283 I don't know, it fooled you. 380 00:33:25,450 --> 00:33:26,993 - Fooled me! - Ow! Watch it! 381 00:33:27,077 --> 00:33:28,412 I'm sorry, Rick. 382 00:33:28,471 --> 00:33:29,955 You can blame that on Magnum. 383 00:33:30,080 --> 00:33:32,874 He was only trying to protect you, sergeant major. 384 00:33:33,083 --> 00:33:34,376 Protect me? 385 00:33:34,459 --> 00:33:36,294 That's it! I'll fix my own busted head. 386 00:33:36,378 --> 00:33:38,296 See what your interfering can do? 387 00:33:38,380 --> 00:33:41,383 Did it ever occur to you that three wars 388 00:33:41,425 --> 00:33:43,718 and 37 years in Her Majesty's Service 389 00:33:43,802 --> 00:33:46,054 might instruct me to protect myself? 390 00:33:46,138 --> 00:33:48,807 If you'd known a Mau Mau was hunting you, 391 00:33:48,890 --> 00:33:51,643 would you have battened yourself in or gone to the concert? 392 00:33:51,726 --> 00:33:54,146 Gone to the concert. That's not the point. 393 00:33:54,229 --> 00:33:56,189 That is precisely the point. 394 00:33:56,273 --> 00:34:00,444 You may be a tough old Brit but when it comes to protecting yourself, 395 00:34:00,477 --> 00:34:02,571 you're as stubborn as... an Irish mule. 396 00:34:02,779 --> 00:34:04,531 He means a Welsh donkey. 397 00:34:04,614 --> 00:34:08,201 Whatever! If I hadn't gotten Doc Ibold to quarantine you, 398 00:34:08,285 --> 00:34:10,745 that Mau Mau would've had you hanging from a tree by now. 399 00:34:11,121 --> 00:34:13,165 I am not a Mau Mau. 400 00:34:14,791 --> 00:34:17,043 Oh. She speaks. 401 00:34:17,836 --> 00:34:21,548 I suppose you didn't clip Rick with... whatever the hell this is. 402 00:34:21,631 --> 00:34:24,718 It's a rungu. I haven't seen one in 30 years. 403 00:34:24,926 --> 00:34:27,262 The Kikuyu make them from the baobab tree. 404 00:34:27,471 --> 00:34:30,390 Fired and polished they're as hard as steel... 405 00:34:30,474 --> 00:34:31,850 and just as deadly. 406 00:34:32,142 --> 00:34:34,019 Yeah, tell me about it. 407 00:34:34,269 --> 00:34:36,897 I didn't hit you with the rungu. 408 00:34:37,022 --> 00:34:38,607 The Mau Mau did. 409 00:34:38,815 --> 00:34:41,359 Then why were you carrying these? 410 00:34:41,568 --> 00:34:44,362 One. I was only carrying one. 411 00:34:44,613 --> 00:34:46,406 We know what you did with the other one. 412 00:34:47,157 --> 00:34:48,783 May I explain? 413 00:34:49,034 --> 00:34:51,119 This ought to be bloody good. 414 00:34:54,289 --> 00:34:59,544 My name is Bibi Kiamani and I am a member of the Kenyan CID. 415 00:35:00,086 --> 00:35:01,379 Never heard of it. 416 00:35:02,506 --> 00:35:05,133 It's the Criminal Investigation Department. 417 00:35:05,258 --> 00:35:07,219 It exists. 418 00:35:07,469 --> 00:35:09,596 That part of what she's saying is true. 419 00:35:10,055 --> 00:35:11,389 Thank you. 420 00:35:12,390 --> 00:35:18,063 After three ex-British soldiers who served in the same regiment in Kenya 421 00:35:18,146 --> 00:35:22,067 were murdered recently by methods reminiscent of the Mau Mau, 422 00:35:22,150 --> 00:35:24,569 Scotland Yard informed our government 423 00:35:24,778 --> 00:35:28,740 and I was sent to London to assist in the investigation. 424 00:35:28,865 --> 00:35:32,369 You are that damned tart that tried to pick me up 425 00:35:32,452 --> 00:35:35,372 the same night that Mau Mau came after me! 426 00:35:35,664 --> 00:35:39,334 Well, which is it, Miss Kiamani, CID or tart? 427 00:35:42,170 --> 00:35:47,509 Mr. Clutterbuck and your friend here obviously share one quality -- 428 00:35:48,009 --> 00:35:50,053 they are both stubborn. 429 00:35:50,262 --> 00:35:54,683 He refused Scotland Yard's protection. No bodyguard, no protective custody... 430 00:35:54,766 --> 00:35:57,769 So they sent a bloody wog to spend the night with me. 431 00:35:57,852 --> 00:36:00,313 They did not send me. 432 00:36:01,690 --> 00:36:05,944 Your penchant for African women is well-documented. 433 00:36:13,860 --> 00:36:16,496 So I decided, on my own, 434 00:36:16,746 --> 00:36:20,292 that it was the best way to stay close to you, 435 00:36:20,375 --> 00:36:22,919 to catch whoever was murdering the Brits. 436 00:36:23,169 --> 00:36:27,549 We have no desire to see any reviving of the Mau Maus. 437 00:36:27,799 --> 00:36:29,634 They are of the past. 438 00:36:29,801 --> 00:36:33,430 And if the British cannot stop him, then I must. 439 00:36:34,222 --> 00:36:39,352 You said the murder victims were all ex-soldiers who had served in Kenya? 440 00:36:39,978 --> 00:36:41,229 Yes. 441 00:36:41,479 --> 00:36:43,607 Privates Buckminster, 442 00:36:44,149 --> 00:36:45,567 Taylor, 443 00:36:47,068 --> 00:36:49,112 Lance Corporal Crawford, 444 00:36:49,738 --> 00:36:51,197 Sergeant major. 445 00:37:00,369 --> 00:37:02,709 Biribi. 446 00:37:02,959 --> 00:37:04,628 What's Biribi, Higgins? 447 00:37:06,755 --> 00:37:08,965 A village in Kenya. 448 00:37:09,507 --> 00:37:10,842 At least it was. 449 00:37:10,925 --> 00:37:11,926 Higgins? 450 00:37:12,302 --> 00:37:15,221 You're Sergeant Major Higgins. 451 00:37:15,430 --> 00:37:16,848 I suppose you didn't know that. 452 00:37:16,931 --> 00:37:19,017 No, I did not. 453 00:37:19,059 --> 00:37:23,980 I followed Clutterbuck here and assumed he was a guest of Robin Masters. 454 00:37:24,189 --> 00:37:25,899 What happened at Biribi? 455 00:37:33,531 --> 00:37:37,535 Um... if you'll excuse me. 456 00:37:37,744 --> 00:37:39,954 - Hold on. Wait! - I'm not feeling well. 457 00:37:40,163 --> 00:37:44,292 Let him go, Magnum. Let him go. 458 00:37:48,171 --> 00:37:50,298 What did Private Clutterbuck tell you? 459 00:37:50,548 --> 00:37:53,426 That you'd served together in the same unit in Kenya 460 00:37:53,551 --> 00:37:56,596 and one by one, members of your old unit were being killed by a Mau Mau. 461 00:37:57,514 --> 00:38:00,058 He showed us clippings from the London Times. 462 00:38:00,433 --> 00:38:03,937 He told the truth, as far as he went. 463 00:38:04,604 --> 00:38:09,359 The ex-soldiers being killed all took part in the Biribi massacre. 464 00:38:18,201 --> 00:38:19,744 Higgins? 465 00:38:23,915 --> 00:38:26,042 We had been in the bush a week 466 00:38:26,126 --> 00:38:30,964 when Privates Holmesby and O'Rourke were ambushed whilst scouting a wadi. 467 00:38:31,923 --> 00:38:36,261 We found them at sunset, mutilated. 468 00:38:36,720 --> 00:38:41,266 But that word cannot possibly describe what had been done to their bodies. 469 00:38:45,687 --> 00:38:47,772 There was a full moon 470 00:38:48,857 --> 00:38:52,444 so we were able to stay on the Mau Mau's track. 471 00:38:57,490 --> 00:38:59,451 Around midnight we found them. 472 00:39:02,370 --> 00:39:05,540 There was a brief skirmish and two of them were killed. 473 00:39:06,040 --> 00:39:10,044 But I was slashed by a panga in the thigh and couldn't go on. 474 00:39:11,379 --> 00:39:14,758 I ordered the lads to press on. 475 00:39:17,218 --> 00:39:20,013 When I caught up with them the next morning, 476 00:39:20,180 --> 00:39:22,974 they had tracked the Mau Mau to Biribi 477 00:39:23,850 --> 00:39:26,019 and leveled the village. 478 00:39:28,730 --> 00:39:31,483 A number of innocent Africans were killed, 479 00:39:31,608 --> 00:39:35,195 including some women and children. 480 00:39:37,697 --> 00:39:40,617 But it was my responsibility. 481 00:39:40,742 --> 00:39:44,287 I should never have allowed the lads to go on without me. 482 00:39:52,445 --> 00:39:57,133 Sergeant Major Higgins reported the massacre, 483 00:39:57,217 --> 00:39:59,552 assumed full responsibility 484 00:39:59,636 --> 00:40:04,432 and recommended a court-martial for everyone involved, including himself. 485 00:40:07,477 --> 00:40:09,938 Naturally, he was absolved. 486 00:40:10,939 --> 00:40:14,025 Unfortunately, the others were simply reprimanded 487 00:40:14,108 --> 00:40:16,444 and transfered out of the country. 488 00:40:16,528 --> 00:40:19,656 The army did them no favor by not court-martialing them. 489 00:40:25,537 --> 00:40:27,497 - Yes? - Jonathan? 490 00:40:27,705 --> 00:40:30,500 Oh, I'm so relieved to hear your voice. 491 00:40:30,583 --> 00:40:33,419 Dr. Ibold said you'd call and when you didn't 492 00:40:33,628 --> 00:40:37,632 I tried calling you up but some strange man keeps answering. 493 00:40:37,841 --> 00:40:41,177 He said you were indisposed and not to call back. 494 00:40:41,261 --> 00:40:45,181 Oh, Jonathan, I was so worried I had to drive over. 495 00:40:45,390 --> 00:40:47,559 Agatha, calm down, I'm quite all right. 496 00:40:47,642 --> 00:40:51,521 I won't believe it until I see your shining face for myself. 497 00:40:51,604 --> 00:40:54,107 Let her see your shining face. 498 00:40:54,274 --> 00:40:56,359 Yes, all right, but only for a moment. 499 00:40:56,609 --> 00:40:59,028 A moment 'tis enough. 500 00:40:59,571 --> 00:41:03,950 As Percy would say, "Best and brightest come away 501 00:41:04,450 --> 00:41:07,370 Fairer far than this fair day." 502 00:41:07,579 --> 00:41:09,372 Yes, quite. 503 00:41:15,920 --> 00:41:18,339 Percy Bysshe Shelley. 504 00:41:20,341 --> 00:41:21,885 Of course. 505 00:41:28,433 --> 00:41:30,977 They were decent lads, you know. 506 00:41:31,060 --> 00:41:32,604 Young. 507 00:41:32,812 --> 00:41:35,857 Clutterbuck couldn't have been more than 18. 508 00:41:36,608 --> 00:41:40,361 They were brutalized, they'd seen their mates killed. 509 00:41:41,404 --> 00:41:44,157 It was just too bloody much for them. 510 00:41:46,200 --> 00:41:50,705 It would have been far better if they had been court-martialed and punished. 511 00:41:50,830 --> 00:41:53,875 It would have given them a chance to pay their debt. 512 00:41:54,751 --> 00:41:56,502 As it is... 513 00:41:57,545 --> 00:41:59,714 they just had to live with it. 514 00:43:50,658 --> 00:43:52,744 How'd you know Higgins was in the guest house? 515 00:43:53,619 --> 00:43:56,789 I did not know Higgins even lived here. 516 00:43:56,914 --> 00:43:59,000 I told you, I followed Clutterbuck. 517 00:43:59,208 --> 00:44:02,211 But I saw you yards from the guest house. 518 00:44:02,420 --> 00:44:04,464 Higgins turned the light on and you ran. 519 00:44:04,589 --> 00:44:05,923 It wasn't me. 520 00:44:07,633 --> 00:44:09,218 Thomas... 521 00:44:09,969 --> 00:44:13,598 if she's telling the truth, that Mau Mau is still here. 522 00:44:18,144 --> 00:44:21,230 Maybe he's always been here. Watch her. 523 00:44:26,152 --> 00:44:28,196 I don't understand, Jonathan. 524 00:44:28,279 --> 00:44:33,493 Dr. Ibold told me you'd taken a spill, sprained your ankle. 525 00:44:33,576 --> 00:44:35,328 That was Magnum's idea. 526 00:44:35,453 --> 00:44:38,498 That sordid man in the guest house? 527 00:44:38,706 --> 00:44:40,666 The one who's always causing trouble? 528 00:44:40,750 --> 00:44:41,726 Yes. 529 00:44:50,301 --> 00:44:53,429 Edwin, don't. It's over. 530 00:45:23,042 --> 00:45:25,711 The Islands have a way of easing pain, 531 00:45:25,837 --> 00:45:27,547 of helping one forget the past, 532 00:45:27,672 --> 00:45:29,465 which is probably why I'm here. 533 00:45:29,549 --> 00:45:34,679 But I had the feeling that no matter how warm the sand or how blue the sky, 534 00:45:34,762 --> 00:45:38,141 part of me would never forget Private Edwin Clutterbuck. 535 00:45:38,224 --> 00:45:43,229 I don't recall who said "war is hell" but he was only half right. 536 00:45:43,312 --> 00:45:47,692 It isn't just war that's hell, it's living with the memories of what you did in it. 537 00:45:59,662 --> 00:46:02,665 I say, Magnum, this is most difficult. 538 00:46:05,293 --> 00:46:07,128 Not really, kid. 539 00:46:07,378 --> 00:46:10,131 It does take excellent peripheral vision, 540 00:46:10,214 --> 00:46:14,135 intense concentration and quick reflexes to score really well. 541 00:46:14,385 --> 00:46:17,013 I'm sure I'll do better with a little practice. 542 00:46:17,096 --> 00:46:19,515 So far I've only reached 24,000. 543 00:46:21,642 --> 00:46:23,603 How many points have you scored? 544 00:46:24,437 --> 00:46:26,272 Hey, Thomas! 545 00:46:27,398 --> 00:46:28,983 Thomas! 546 00:46:29,317 --> 00:46:32,403 - I need to talk to you. - Have you seen this? Fascinating. 547 00:46:32,486 --> 00:46:35,031 I ain't got time for games. I need your help. 548 00:46:35,114 --> 00:46:37,408 - Really? My help? - Yeah. 549 00:46:37,533 --> 00:46:44,373 T.C., for two days I've left messages at every haunt you're known to frequent. 550 00:46:44,457 --> 00:46:47,919 So don't tell me you didn't know that I was looking for you. 551 00:46:48,669 --> 00:46:50,338 Hey, man... 552 00:46:50,504 --> 00:46:53,966 I'm sorry, but I got hung up with this lady. 553 00:46:54,050 --> 00:46:55,384 You know -- involved. 554 00:46:55,468 --> 00:46:58,221 - I can see that. - So you'll help me, right? 555 00:46:58,436 --> 00:47:00,146 Her name is Bibi Kiamani. 556 00:47:00,264 --> 00:47:02,558 She works for Lords And Ladies magazine. 557 00:47:02,642 --> 00:47:04,810 Wait a minute. What's her name? 558 00:47:04,894 --> 00:47:06,187 Kiamani. 559 00:47:06,604 --> 00:47:08,856 Bibi Kiamani. Ain't that pretty? 560 00:47:09,065 --> 00:47:09,941 It's beautiful. 561 00:47:10,149 --> 00:47:14,820 Oh. She wasn't at her hotel. So you gotta help me find her. 562 00:47:15,154 --> 00:47:17,448 Gee, I don't know, T.C. 563 00:47:17,531 --> 00:47:21,869 I got a couple of heavy investigations, which is why I was calling you. 564 00:47:21,953 --> 00:47:25,957 I'll do what I can but my money-paying customers come first. 565 00:47:26,165 --> 00:47:30,461 Money-paying customers?! All those IOUs you owe me? 566 00:47:30,670 --> 00:47:31,712 Er... 567 00:47:32,546 --> 00:47:35,800 Well, okay, you know. Hey, I'll rip 'em up. 568 00:47:35,841 --> 00:47:38,886 All $875.67 worth. 569 00:47:39,095 --> 00:47:41,514 You keep it exact to the penny? 570 00:47:41,597 --> 00:47:43,683 - It's a deal? - Good morning! 571 00:47:45,476 --> 00:47:46,811 Wait. 572 00:47:46,894 --> 00:47:50,898 Hey, how can I not help a pal? It's a deal. 573 00:47:50,982 --> 00:47:52,775 T.C.! 574 00:47:53,484 --> 00:47:55,027 Is that you?