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I'm reaIIy Iooking for my boy.
Maybe you can heIp me.
2
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(T.C.) I knew I didn't Iike this pIace.
3
00:01:02,539 --> 00:01:04,666
Hey, guys. Maybe we can taIk about this?
4
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He says he'II take us for a steak
and he brings us here.
5
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- You're a wrestIer?
- Yeah.
6
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Mr. White Death, Doctor Of Destruction.
7
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- The Mag's putting me up.
- The Mag?
8
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I don't appreciate you harassing me.
The onIy father I ever knew is dead.
9
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Is he reaIIy Iooking for his son
or is he having me set somebody up?
10
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I want my boy!
11
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(* Singing in ItaIian)
12
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(* Singing continues on radio)
13
00:03:09,199 --> 00:03:12,464
Hey, Signor Marchese,
what a pIeasure to see ya.
14
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How you doin', Joey?
15
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Hey, I'm doin', I'm doin'.
16
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Have a seat, signor, no waiting.
Make yourseIf comfortabIe.
17
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OK.
18
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Just, you know...gimme the usuaI.
19
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You've got it, signor, you've got it.
20
00:03:29,052 --> 00:03:32,783
Say, you see the GianeIIi fight
Saturday night?
21
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No, I missed it.
22
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That bum went down. In the tank.
23
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Yeah, I heard.
24
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You didn't miss much.
You didn't miss a thing.
25
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WeII, I've been down in Havana
for the Iast two weeks...
26
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on business.
27
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Those boys, those boys know how to Iive.
28
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I mean they reaIIy got a handIe on
what Iife's aII about, you know what I mean?
29
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Hey.
30
00:03:59,582 --> 00:04:01,243
You oughta go, Joey.
31
00:04:01,284 --> 00:04:03,878
I mean, I got a casino, I got a hoteI.
32
00:04:05,054 --> 00:04:07,887
I'd get you aII the broads
and aII the rum you can use.
33
00:04:07,924 --> 00:04:11,087
It's on me.
Go ahead, it'II make you feeI young again.
34
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- (Speaks ItaIian)
- Yeah, yeah.
35
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Excuse a moment, I'm out of tonic,
I gotta go in the back room.
36
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OK, aII right. Make it quick.
37
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I'II be right back. It's your favorite kind.
38
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90 miIes, I mean, what the heII? It's a nice trip
and it'II do you a worId of good.
39
00:04:38,788 --> 00:04:39,777
Joey?
40
00:04:40,924 --> 00:04:41,948
Mm!
41
00:04:41,991 --> 00:04:43,822
This shave's on Dominic.
42
00:04:44,561 --> 00:04:46,222
You remember him, SaI?
43
00:04:46,262 --> 00:04:48,093
He's a good friend of yours.
44
00:04:49,866 --> 00:04:50,855
(Shouting)
45
00:04:57,340 --> 00:05:00,070
- Wait here. I'II be right back.
- Yeah, anything you say.
46
00:05:00,109 --> 00:05:03,670
He says he'II take us for a steak
and he brings us here.
47
00:05:04,981 --> 00:05:05,970
(Grunts)
48
00:05:11,287 --> 00:05:12,948
Bet you the beef here bites back.
49
00:05:12,989 --> 00:05:15,617
Just gimme a minute.
I've gotta taIk to a guy.
50
00:05:15,658 --> 00:05:18,354
Then we'II go to the steakhouse, OK?
Enjoy the show.
51
00:05:18,394 --> 00:05:19,861
The show?
52
00:05:30,340 --> 00:05:32,535
You owe me five big ones, Harry.
53
00:05:32,575 --> 00:05:36,636
- I know. You'II get it.
- You've been teIIing me that for six months.
54
00:05:36,679 --> 00:05:39,705
Come on, buddy. I'm a IittIe bit short.
55
00:05:39,749 --> 00:05:43,515
Come on, Harry. I Iook around,
it Iooks Iike you're doing reaI weII here.
56
00:05:45,655 --> 00:05:49,489
A debt's a debt and I don't wanna get stiffed.
You got it?
57
00:05:49,525 --> 00:05:51,049
Who's taIking stiff?
58
00:05:51,094 --> 00:05:52,152
(BeII)
59
00:05:54,430 --> 00:05:57,661
Ladies and gentIemen, time has run out.
60
00:05:57,700 --> 00:06:02,865
We have a decision in this match
between Big Zongo, The Fire God Of BaIi,
61
00:06:02,905 --> 00:06:05,237
and the contender from New Jersey,
62
00:06:05,274 --> 00:06:08,710
Mr. White Death, The Doctor Of Destruction,
63
00:06:08,745 --> 00:06:11,009
The Surgeon Of Pain.
64
00:06:11,047 --> 00:06:12,605
This match...
65
00:06:12,649 --> 00:06:13,877
it's a draw!
66
00:06:13,916 --> 00:06:15,315
- (Booing)
- What?
67
00:06:15,351 --> 00:06:19,913
Oh, I can't beI... A draw?
My man definiteIy had that man down there.
68
00:06:23,326 --> 00:06:24,987
Break it up. Come on.
69
00:06:25,028 --> 00:06:26,586
- (BeII)
- Come on.
70
00:06:30,433 --> 00:06:33,960
Don't press me.
You're on my turf now, huh?
71
00:06:34,904 --> 00:06:39,238
I know, Harry.
That's why I brought a coupIe of my friends.
72
00:06:41,377 --> 00:06:43,368
You shouIdn't have done that.
73
00:06:53,723 --> 00:06:57,215
Are you nuts? What are you...? Take it easy.
74
00:07:02,532 --> 00:07:03,863
(Grunts)
75
00:07:07,270 --> 00:07:08,931
What's going on here?
76
00:07:08,971 --> 00:07:12,566
- (P.A.) Ladies and gentlemen...
- I knew I didn't Iike this pIace.
77
00:07:12,608 --> 00:07:15,873
ln this corner, Come On, l Wanna Kill Ya.
78
00:07:15,912 --> 00:07:19,075
Hey, guys. Maybe we can taIk about this.
79
00:07:23,753 --> 00:07:27,314
- WiII you have a beer?
- Sure. Good idea.
80
00:07:33,162 --> 00:07:34,823
Tomorrow.
81
00:07:36,899 --> 00:07:38,389
Hey. That ain't fair!
82
00:07:59,655 --> 00:08:01,316
That takes care of that.
83
00:08:02,558 --> 00:08:05,186
- Thanks.
- I just didn't Iike the odds.
84
00:08:08,598 --> 00:08:10,623
Steak dinner! Turkey!
85
00:08:12,535 --> 00:08:15,095
That's some uppercut you've got, paI.
86
00:08:15,838 --> 00:08:17,305
Thanks.
87
00:08:17,340 --> 00:08:19,968
- My name's EarI.
- Thomas Magnum.
88
00:08:20,009 --> 00:08:22,307
- T.C.
- Rick.
89
00:08:22,879 --> 00:08:24,642
Thanks for heIping us out.
90
00:08:24,680 --> 00:08:26,705
Maybe you can do the same for me someday.
91
00:08:26,749 --> 00:08:27,738
Sure.
92
00:08:27,784 --> 00:08:31,447
How about right now?
I'm hungry. Let's go get some sushi.
93
00:08:34,690 --> 00:08:39,525
- ActuaIIy, we were going out for steaks.
- Come on, sushi's better for you.
94
00:08:39,562 --> 00:08:40,893
WeII...
95
00:08:40,930 --> 00:08:42,158
OK. Great.
96
00:08:42,198 --> 00:08:43,529
Er...
97
00:08:43,566 --> 00:08:46,831
He won't be doing more than vaniIIa maIts
for the next two days.
98
00:08:46,869 --> 00:08:51,067
You two go ahead.
I've kinda Iost my appetite.
99
00:08:51,941 --> 00:08:53,272
Guys!
100
00:08:53,776 --> 00:08:56,108
Hey! I'II be changed in a minute.
101
00:08:57,113 --> 00:08:58,774
Great.
102
00:08:59,782 --> 00:09:01,443
Great.
103
00:09:03,953 --> 00:09:06,979
Yeah. It was in Nagasaki, about '56, '57.
104
00:09:07,023 --> 00:09:09,583
I'm wrestIing this big sumo wrestIer.
105
00:09:09,625 --> 00:09:12,025
Now, you think I'm big. Woo-hoo!
106
00:09:12,061 --> 00:09:15,997
Just a IittIe bit more.
Just put down a bit more. That's it.
107
00:09:16,032 --> 00:09:20,298
Now, this sumo wrestIer
must have checked in at about 450.
108
00:09:20,336 --> 00:09:24,796
I mean, before breakfast. (Laughs)
Thanks a Iot.
109
00:09:24,841 --> 00:09:28,868
Now, I'm pIaying the good part, you know,
Mr. White Death!
110
00:09:28,911 --> 00:09:33,314
- Doctor Of Destruction, Surgeon Of Pain.
- You got it. AII right.
111
00:09:34,483 --> 00:09:36,508
WeII, might just as weII, eh?
112
00:09:39,555 --> 00:09:40,544
OK.
113
00:09:42,859 --> 00:09:44,690
So...
114
00:09:44,727 --> 00:09:47,662
Anyway, this sumo wrestIer's
jumping up and down on me,
115
00:09:47,697 --> 00:09:50,291
but he ain't hurting me -
cinch stuff, you know.
116
00:09:50,333 --> 00:09:54,269
Then it comes my turn to trip him,
when he faIIs.
117
00:09:54,303 --> 00:09:57,431
Then I got him, you know, in a Ieg Iock.
I'm giving it...
118
00:09:59,942 --> 00:10:02,001
It don't matter. I'II use a spoon.
119
00:10:03,479 --> 00:10:05,310
I got him in a Ieg Iock, you see,
120
00:10:05,348 --> 00:10:09,375
and suddenIy I noticed that the guy
ain't moving very much anymore.
121
00:10:09,418 --> 00:10:13,377
So I kinda Iean back a IittIe bit
to check him out,
122
00:10:13,422 --> 00:10:14,946
and I see this guy is dead.
123
00:10:14,991 --> 00:10:16,652
He had a heart attack.
124
00:10:16,859 --> 00:10:22,195
And here I am, sitting in the middIe of a ring,
surrounded by 5,000 of his foIIowers,
125
00:10:22,231 --> 00:10:24,597
and I got a dead sumo wrestIer.
126
00:10:25,801 --> 00:10:27,962
- What happened?
- What happened?
127
00:10:28,004 --> 00:10:29,494
I'm scared to death, man.
128
00:10:29,538 --> 00:10:34,134
My heart is going Iike the Coney IsIand
Express and I got no more tokens.
129
00:10:34,176 --> 00:10:36,974
And then I Iook up
and I hear a Iot of chanting going on,
130
00:10:37,013 --> 00:10:42,110
and they're saying something Iike...
(Speaks Japanese)
131
00:10:45,154 --> 00:10:47,281
- What's that mean?
- What's it mean?
132
00:10:47,323 --> 00:10:49,086
It means, ''KiII the jerk.''
133
00:10:49,125 --> 00:10:49,955
Oh.
134
00:10:50,526 --> 00:10:52,960
''Oh'' is right. And it couId've been worse.
135
00:10:52,995 --> 00:10:56,158
But by the time the guys reaIized it's for reaI,
136
00:10:56,198 --> 00:10:59,099
the eighth army came in and got me out,
no probIem.
137
00:11:01,537 --> 00:11:04,097
Oh, boy.
138
00:11:04,140 --> 00:11:05,801
Thank you.
139
00:11:08,077 --> 00:11:09,738
Thank you.
140
00:11:09,779 --> 00:11:11,440
Mm, good.
141
00:11:14,417 --> 00:11:17,409
So...what's your dodge, Mag?
142
00:11:17,453 --> 00:11:18,977
- My dodge?
- Mm.
143
00:11:19,021 --> 00:11:20,682
Oh, my dodge.
144
00:11:20,723 --> 00:11:23,123
- I'm a private investigator.
- A what?
145
00:11:23,159 --> 00:11:25,218
A private investigator.
146
00:11:25,261 --> 00:11:28,458
You gotta be kidding. A gumshoe?
147
00:11:29,732 --> 00:11:34,192
You know, this is reaIIy my Iucky night.
You can reaIIy heIp me.
148
00:11:34,236 --> 00:11:36,227
I mean reaIIy heIp me in a big way.
149
00:11:37,073 --> 00:11:39,405
- I don't know...
- Wait a minute.
150
00:11:39,442 --> 00:11:42,605
You've just saved me
a Iong waIk through the YeIIow Pages.
151
00:11:42,645 --> 00:11:44,306
Now, Iet me teII you.
152
00:11:44,347 --> 00:11:47,510
You know, I've been aII around this worId
153
00:11:47,550 --> 00:11:51,350
and I've done a Iot of things
that I wouId Iike to forget.
154
00:11:52,655 --> 00:11:57,354
And when you reach a certain age, you just
Iike to even things up, know what I mean?
155
00:11:58,260 --> 00:12:02,094
That's why I'm here, to even things up.
You see...
156
00:12:02,131 --> 00:12:04,122
I'm reaIIy Iooking for my boy.
157
00:12:04,934 --> 00:12:08,131
And... And maybe you can heIp me find him.
158
00:12:10,106 --> 00:12:11,767
His name's PhiI.
159
00:12:12,375 --> 00:12:13,603
- PhiI?
- Yeah.
160
00:12:15,244 --> 00:12:17,109
- How oId is he?
- 36.
161
00:12:18,547 --> 00:12:20,572
WeII, he's onIy ten there.
162
00:12:20,616 --> 00:12:24,313
Yeah. But you see,
I Ieft him and his mother high and dry.
163
00:12:24,353 --> 00:12:27,254
You know,
one summer night on Brighton Beach...
164
00:12:28,958 --> 00:12:31,426
I ain't seen neither one of them since.
165
00:12:32,795 --> 00:12:36,492
- Are they here in Hawaii?
- WeII, he is. Since '61 .
166
00:12:38,801 --> 00:12:41,531
I just found out about it a month or so ago.
167
00:12:41,570 --> 00:12:44,198
Imagine, not seeing him aII these years.
168
00:12:52,748 --> 00:12:54,739
I can see that Iook on your face.
169
00:12:56,786 --> 00:13:00,779
I know what you must be thinking,
but... I had reasons.
170
00:13:01,490 --> 00:13:03,481
BeIieve me, I had reasons.
171
00:13:05,227 --> 00:13:08,754
My wife is dead now
and aII I got Ieft is my son.
172
00:13:09,965 --> 00:13:13,457
EIaine, my wife,
married another guy out here
173
00:13:13,502 --> 00:13:17,529
and...and my boy took over his name, but...
174
00:13:18,574 --> 00:13:20,565
but that don't matter with me.
175
00:13:22,078 --> 00:13:25,775
I just wanna see him,
I just wanna see him one more time...
176
00:13:25,815 --> 00:13:28,943
if he'II see me. WiII you heIp me?
177
00:13:31,687 --> 00:13:33,780
WeII, it's not gonna be that easy.
178
00:13:34,356 --> 00:13:36,324
You can do it, Mag.
179
00:13:36,358 --> 00:13:37,791
PIease, try, wiII you?
180
00:13:37,827 --> 00:13:41,854
You can find him. I don't even
want to taIk to him, that ain't important.
181
00:13:41,897 --> 00:13:44,832
AII I want to do is see him. Just see him.
182
00:13:49,205 --> 00:13:53,699
l remember when l was five years old,
l found this little puppy in the street.
183
00:13:53,742 --> 00:13:56,472
lt had been hit by a car
and was in pretty bad shape,
184
00:13:56,512 --> 00:13:59,413
so l brought it home
and my dad and l took it to the vet.
185
00:13:59,448 --> 00:14:01,109
1 20 bucks.
186
00:14:01,150 --> 00:14:04,017
The little puppy grew into a big St. Bernard.
187
00:14:04,053 --> 00:14:07,022
lt ate a $500 couch
and my dad's favorite armchair.
188
00:14:07,056 --> 00:14:09,786
The next day, my dad put it in the backyard
189
00:14:09,825 --> 00:14:13,192
where it dug a hole through the fence
and ran away.
190
00:14:13,229 --> 00:14:18,132
Ever since then, l've been wary
about taking in big, adorable pups.
191
00:14:18,167 --> 00:14:23,730
One of life's lessons you just have
to keep learning, over and over again.
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00:14:24,507 --> 00:14:26,975
- I'II get my key and we'II go right up.
- Hey!
193
00:14:27,009 --> 00:14:29,569
- What?
- Mr. White Death.
194
00:14:29,612 --> 00:14:32,672
What do you mean, ''what''?
You owe me six days.
195
00:14:32,715 --> 00:14:34,580
WeII...
196
00:14:34,617 --> 00:14:38,747
Look, I toId you, we don't get paid at the cIub
untiI Friday. Besides...
197
00:14:38,787 --> 00:14:42,553
Besides nothing. You don't even have a job.
198
00:14:42,591 --> 00:14:47,551
Harry Meacham caIIed me and toId me
that you were fired for trashing his cIub.
199
00:14:48,797 --> 00:14:54,326
So, I took the Iiberty
of taking $33 out of your sock,
200
00:14:54,370 --> 00:14:57,168
and bringing your stuff down.
201
00:14:57,740 --> 00:14:59,605
Sayonara, paI.
202
00:15:01,977 --> 00:15:03,638
Listen. Look. I...
203
00:15:03,679 --> 00:15:07,115
I got a bout coming up in two days
at the arena. $500.
204
00:15:07,149 --> 00:15:09,208
You think you can give me a break?
205
00:15:10,286 --> 00:15:11,947
No.
206
00:15:12,721 --> 00:15:13,710
No.
207
00:15:16,058 --> 00:15:17,457
EarI...
208
00:15:17,493 --> 00:15:19,825
- got any money now?
- Oh, sure,
209
00:15:19,862 --> 00:15:22,490
but it's aII tied up in stocks and bonds.
210
00:15:24,433 --> 00:15:26,264
That's just a bad joke, paI.
211
00:15:30,839 --> 00:15:35,299
You know this burg pretty good -
you got any idea where I couId stay?
212
00:15:39,415 --> 00:15:42,646
This was one of those rare mornings
l was up early.
213
00:15:42,685 --> 00:15:46,519
lt wasn't so much a zest for life
as it was Earl's snoring.
214
00:15:46,555 --> 00:15:50,616
Like the barking of that St. Bernard -
it was driving me crazy.
215
00:15:50,659 --> 00:15:54,891
Fortunately, Earl was only going to be here
a couple of days.
216
00:15:54,930 --> 00:15:56,591
Just till l found his son.
217
00:15:56,632 --> 00:15:58,623
(Barking)
218
00:16:12,881 --> 00:16:14,439
Oh, my God!
219
00:16:16,919 --> 00:16:19,410
Zeus, ApoIIo, stay.
220
00:16:20,556 --> 00:16:23,491
- I demand to know the meaning of this.
- Meaning of what?
221
00:16:23,525 --> 00:16:26,119
This man's destruction of estate property.
222
00:16:26,161 --> 00:16:28,493
Destruction? He was skipping rope.
223
00:16:29,298 --> 00:16:31,095
Skipping rope?
224
00:16:31,133 --> 00:16:33,863
- On the dirt.
- That is not dirt.
225
00:16:33,902 --> 00:16:36,097
That is freshIy cuItivated soiI.
226
00:16:36,138 --> 00:16:40,370
Under that soiI are 36 anthurium
scherzerianum buIbs imported from HoIIand
227
00:16:40,409 --> 00:16:45,711
in a speciaIIy treated container
at substantiaI expense to the estate.
228
00:16:45,748 --> 00:16:48,717
WeII, I'm sorry, I didn't know about them...
229
00:16:48,751 --> 00:16:53,245
- shez... the buIbs.
- He didn't. It does Iook Iike dirt.
230
00:16:54,256 --> 00:16:58,317
Excuse me, but do you think
you can get rid of aII those teeth?
231
00:16:59,194 --> 00:17:00,821
Zeus, ApoIIo, patroI.
232
00:17:14,943 --> 00:17:16,137
EarI?
233
00:17:18,080 --> 00:17:19,741
Oh.
234
00:17:21,417 --> 00:17:27,583
Magnum, I presume this man is your guest,
then so is the responsibiIity for his actions.
235
00:17:27,623 --> 00:17:30,353
- Wait a minute, I pay my own way.
- That's aII right.
236
00:17:30,392 --> 00:17:33,122
This is Higgins. He kind of runs the pIace.
EarI...
237
00:17:33,162 --> 00:17:38,293
- Sepekis.
- Sepekis. He's kind of a cIient.
238
00:17:38,334 --> 00:17:40,802
The Mag's putting me up
for a coupIe of days.
239
00:17:40,836 --> 00:17:42,633
The Mag!
240
00:17:42,671 --> 00:17:44,195
How magnanimous.
241
00:17:44,239 --> 00:17:47,766
However, I think you'II find that
a rather expensive gesture.
242
00:17:48,544 --> 00:17:51,411
Wait a minute. Ain't that the sign of the...
243
00:17:54,850 --> 00:17:57,080
You ever know a guy
by the name of Bostwick?
244
00:17:57,920 --> 00:17:59,217
Corky Bostwick.
245
00:17:59,254 --> 00:18:02,018
- We were stationed at Quang Ju together.
- ReaIIy?
246
00:18:02,057 --> 00:18:04,582
You guys got the same taiIor.
247
00:18:05,961 --> 00:18:09,522
We served in the same regiment.
The Prince of WaIes', West Yorkshire.
248
00:18:09,565 --> 00:18:13,001
Yeah. I teII you,
that Corky was a heIIuva guy.
249
00:18:13,035 --> 00:18:16,766
- You knew Corky Bostwick?
- Knew him? Are you kidding?
250
00:18:16,805 --> 00:18:19,672
We wrestIed through haIf of South America.
251
00:18:19,708 --> 00:18:22,302
Corky Bostwick, The One-Legged Limey.
252
00:18:22,344 --> 00:18:24,312
Sure, we was a team, boy.
253
00:18:24,346 --> 00:18:26,837
After our routine was finished,
254
00:18:26,882 --> 00:18:31,080
he'd take off his peg Ieg
and start beating me over the head with it.
255
00:18:31,120 --> 00:18:32,451
PeopIe Ioved it.
256
00:18:33,622 --> 00:18:36,250
I've aIways wondered
what became of Corky.
257
00:18:36,291 --> 00:18:39,089
- Yeah.
- He took a terribIe hit in Anzio.
258
00:18:39,128 --> 00:18:43,360
Then we seemed to Iose touch with him.
We heard rumors, though.
259
00:18:43,399 --> 00:18:45,060
- You're a wrestIer?
- Yeah.
260
00:18:45,100 --> 00:18:46,260
ProfessionaI?
261
00:18:46,301 --> 00:18:51,500
Oh, hey, Mr. White Death,
Doctor Of Destruction, Surgeon Of...
262
00:18:51,540 --> 00:18:55,203
EarI is in Hawaii Iooking for his son
and I'm heIping out.
263
00:18:55,244 --> 00:18:59,704
Corky was regimentaI champion.
Did he mention a Jonathan Higgins to you?
264
00:18:59,748 --> 00:19:05,277
Higgins? No, but he spoke a Iot
about a guy caIIed...Percy EIdridge.
265
00:19:05,320 --> 00:19:07,185
Puddinghead EIdridge.
266
00:19:07,222 --> 00:19:09,554
My God, that brings back memories.
267
00:19:09,591 --> 00:19:12,992
I remember in the Sahara,
Puddinghead, Corky and I were on patroI,
268
00:19:13,028 --> 00:19:14,825
we were Iost, actuaIIy.
269
00:19:14,863 --> 00:19:19,630
And Puddinghead found the cameI,
and the three of you rode back to the oasis.
270
00:19:19,668 --> 00:19:21,966
Sure I remember that.
271
00:19:22,004 --> 00:19:23,403
It's extraordinary.
272
00:19:25,574 --> 00:19:29,271
Hey...wait a minute. I...
273
00:19:29,878 --> 00:19:31,470
I know who you are now.
274
00:19:32,080 --> 00:19:34,378
You're Punky.
275
00:19:34,416 --> 00:19:36,077
Punky?!
276
00:19:36,118 --> 00:19:38,086
(Magnum hoots with Iaughter)
277
00:19:40,155 --> 00:19:41,645
I say, Magnum, do you mind?
278
00:19:41,690 --> 00:19:44,716
Me? Of course not...Punky!
279
00:19:44,760 --> 00:19:47,593
If you'II excuse us. Come, Mr. Sepekis.
280
00:19:47,629 --> 00:19:49,961
We'II have breakfast on the patio.
281
00:19:49,998 --> 00:19:53,126
I fancy myseIf a bit of a wrestIing aficionado.
282
00:19:53,168 --> 00:19:57,264
There was a time in LiverpooI in '51 ...
or was it '52? WeII, it doesn't matter.
283
00:19:57,306 --> 00:20:01,902
The first time I had seen a professionaI match,
Ivan Karamazov, The Russian Bear.
284
00:20:01,944 --> 00:20:04,344
Yeah. A dirty fighter. ReaI dirty, that Ivan.
285
00:20:07,282 --> 00:20:10,979
One of the aspects of modern society
that you just can't get away from,
286
00:20:11,019 --> 00:20:16,184
is the fact that every important milestone
in your life - births, marriages, deaths -
287
00:20:16,225 --> 00:20:17,988
is recorded on a computer.
288
00:20:19,728 --> 00:20:20,717
Next.
289
00:20:24,766 --> 00:20:28,099
Your whole life kept for anybody to see.
290
00:20:28,136 --> 00:20:30,263
That's why l figured it'd be a real snap
291
00:20:30,305 --> 00:20:34,139
reuniting the old wrestler
with his long-lost son Phil.
292
00:20:34,176 --> 00:20:36,167
Kind of gave me a warm feeling.
293
00:20:48,290 --> 00:20:49,951
Next.
294
00:21:00,369 --> 00:21:02,030
Excuse me.
295
00:21:02,070 --> 00:21:04,129
CouId you save my pIace in Iine?
296
00:21:23,725 --> 00:21:24,885
Hi.
297
00:21:24,927 --> 00:21:26,326
Thank you.
298
00:21:26,361 --> 00:21:30,764
- (Phone rings)
- Records, Ms. Jones.
299
00:21:32,234 --> 00:21:33,223
Yes.
300
00:21:34,570 --> 00:21:35,559
Ray!
301
00:21:36,371 --> 00:21:38,464
Why are you caIIing me here, Ray?
302
00:21:42,311 --> 00:21:43,972
No.
303
00:21:44,012 --> 00:21:47,914
That's just not fair, Ray,
I can't deaI with that. It's just not fair.
304
00:21:49,885 --> 00:21:52,615
Who is she, Ray?
I got a right to know, you know.
305
00:21:52,654 --> 00:21:54,315
PIease.
306
00:21:55,891 --> 00:21:59,019
After two good months,
you're just gonna waIk out on me?
307
00:22:00,729 --> 00:22:04,165
I wanna know who it is.
I've got a right to know.
308
00:22:05,167 --> 00:22:06,828
No.
309
00:22:07,769 --> 00:22:08,929
That tramp.
310
00:22:11,873 --> 00:22:14,205
I'm sorry. I know how hard...
311
00:22:14,242 --> 00:22:16,437
Why don't you mind your own business?
312
00:22:22,451 --> 00:22:24,112
What do you want?
313
00:22:25,220 --> 00:22:27,381
I want access to the microfiIm room.
314
00:22:27,422 --> 00:22:31,449
I want to examine the marriage records
from 1961- 64.
315
00:22:34,229 --> 00:22:35,719
FiII these out.
316
00:22:35,764 --> 00:22:39,461
Then foIIow the bIue painted Iine
to the cashier's window.
317
00:22:39,501 --> 00:22:44,029
Then the green Iine back here.
And then the red Iine to the microfiIm room.
318
00:22:45,540 --> 00:22:47,201
WeII, I hope...
319
00:22:48,243 --> 00:22:49,904
Next.
320
00:23:08,296 --> 00:23:11,322
l admit the whole morning
was a major inconvenience.
321
00:23:11,366 --> 00:23:15,427
Being a private investigator
entails a lot of this kind of procedure.
322
00:23:15,470 --> 00:23:18,530
lt's not all screeching tires
and glamorous ladies,
323
00:23:18,573 --> 00:23:22,134
and l still had that warm feeling
about the whole thing.
324
00:23:22,177 --> 00:23:23,838
Next.
325
00:23:25,614 --> 00:23:26,603
(Phone rings)
326
00:23:29,618 --> 00:23:30,949
Records. Ms. Jones.
327
00:23:32,320 --> 00:23:33,912
Ray...
328
00:23:33,955 --> 00:23:36,856
why are you torturing me Iike this?
329
00:23:39,261 --> 00:23:42,924
Four hours later,
l came out with a name - Phil Lewis.
330
00:23:42,964 --> 00:23:46,900
Earl's son had taken the name
of his stepfather and despite everything,
331
00:23:46,935 --> 00:23:49,403
despite the hassle and inconvenience,
332
00:23:49,438 --> 00:23:54,068
l still had that warm feeling -
a feeling of accomplishing something,
333
00:23:54,109 --> 00:23:56,839
of being one step closer
to bringing people together
334
00:23:56,878 --> 00:24:00,006
instead of breaking them up
on a seamy divorce case.
335
00:24:00,048 --> 00:24:04,781
All those hours and minutes
l spent at the Hall of Records was worth it.
336
00:24:10,859 --> 00:24:14,022
(Magnum)
FinaIIy, I get to the cashier's window,
337
00:24:14,062 --> 00:24:16,758
but they say,
''You've gotta have the exact change.''
338
00:24:16,798 --> 00:24:19,767
But I aIready bIew that on the parking meter.
339
00:24:19,801 --> 00:24:22,827
Anyway, finaIIy I get back to Ms. Jones,
340
00:24:22,871 --> 00:24:25,704
when her boyfriend caIIs,
she goes to pieces again,
341
00:24:25,741 --> 00:24:29,336
they take her to the empIoyees' Iounge,
I never see her again, but...
342
00:24:29,377 --> 00:24:31,038
at Ieast I got the name.
343
00:24:33,582 --> 00:24:36,949
But finding him -
that's gonna be something eIse.
344
00:24:40,088 --> 00:24:43,182
PhiI Lewis. 124 KaIakaua Street.
345
00:24:44,526 --> 00:24:46,187
He seIIs insurance.
346
00:24:50,232 --> 00:24:52,063
That warm feeling was back.
347
00:24:52,100 --> 00:24:56,366
l couldn't wait to see the look on Phil's face
when l told him l'd found his father.
348
00:24:56,404 --> 00:24:59,339
My father's dead.
I think there's some mistake.
349
00:24:59,374 --> 00:25:01,604
- You are PhiI Lewis?
- Yes.
350
00:25:01,643 --> 00:25:04,806
Your mother's name was EIaine,
your father's name was EarI?
351
00:25:04,846 --> 00:25:06,575
My father's name was James.
352
00:25:06,615 --> 00:25:10,449
He's been dead for about two years.
You're making a mistake.
353
00:25:10,485 --> 00:25:14,216
I don't think so.
Mr. Lewis, I've been to the HaII of Records,
354
00:25:14,256 --> 00:25:18,625
I know your mother's maiden name and that
the man in that picture is your stepfather.
355
00:25:18,660 --> 00:25:20,150
I'm here to taIk about EarI.
356
00:25:20,195 --> 00:25:21,856
What are you after, Mr. Magnum?
357
00:25:21,897 --> 00:25:24,798
- What are you trying to puII?
- The two of you together.
358
00:25:24,833 --> 00:25:27,063
Look. EarI asked me to find you.
359
00:25:27,102 --> 00:25:29,900
He's a IittIe apprehensive. He's scared.
360
00:25:29,938 --> 00:25:32,964
- This is very difficuIt for him.
- I'm sure it is.
361
00:25:37,679 --> 00:25:39,340
What does my father Iook Iike?
362
00:25:39,381 --> 00:25:43,147
WeII, he's heavy-set, siIver-haired,
in his fifties.
363
00:25:43,919 --> 00:25:46,479
As you can see,
the resembIance is overwheIming -
364
00:25:46,521 --> 00:25:49,752
especiaIIy since the man
you're taIking about doesn't exist.
365
00:25:49,791 --> 00:25:52,658
Who are you reaIIy working for,
Mr. Magnum?
366
00:25:53,395 --> 00:25:56,296
- I toId you.
- No, I don't think so.
367
00:25:56,331 --> 00:25:59,357
I don't appreciate
you coming in here and harassing me.
368
00:25:59,401 --> 00:26:03,303
TeII whoever's paying you
that the onIy father I ever knew is dead.
369
00:26:03,338 --> 00:26:07,172
- That's about as cIear as I can make it.
- Or wanna make it.
370
00:26:08,043 --> 00:26:11,103
His Iicense checks out.
Thomas Magnum, private eye.
371
00:26:11,146 --> 00:26:12,443
Investigator.
372
00:26:12,480 --> 00:26:14,072
Thank you, Cora.
373
00:26:16,852 --> 00:26:19,343
Look, Magnum, maybe you're Iegitimate,
374
00:26:19,387 --> 00:26:21,218
but whoever hired you isn't.
375
00:26:24,092 --> 00:26:27,755
You may use this bedroom.
It's Mr. Masters' favorite.
376
00:26:27,796 --> 00:26:32,324
Now, Iisten, you don't have
to go to aII that troubIe for me.
377
00:26:32,367 --> 00:26:35,302
Nonsense. I want your stay here
to be of the utmost comfort.
378
00:26:35,337 --> 00:26:38,431
To think you had to share
the guesthouse Iast night.
379
00:26:38,473 --> 00:26:42,102
WeII, I hope you'II enjoy this room.
Rest now and I'II see you at dinner.
380
00:26:42,143 --> 00:26:45,670
Afterwards, we can pIay biIIiards
and exchange reminiscences.
381
00:26:45,714 --> 00:26:47,944
- Oh, I'd Iike that.
- UntiI then.
382
00:26:47,983 --> 00:26:49,814
UntiI then!
383
00:26:49,851 --> 00:26:51,512
I'II see you.
384
00:27:16,044 --> 00:27:17,033
That's it.
385
00:27:17,779 --> 00:27:19,542
Ride 'im, tiger, ride 'im!
386
00:27:23,618 --> 00:27:26,348
That's what we caII
a Tasmanian tiger dance.
387
00:27:26,388 --> 00:27:29,357
That was great.
Lemme see you guys do another one.
388
00:27:29,391 --> 00:27:30,790
AII right. Your turn.
389
00:27:31,459 --> 00:27:32,551
My turn?
390
00:27:32,594 --> 00:27:35,893
Yeah. WeII, there's no substitute
for experience, you know.
391
00:27:37,032 --> 00:27:38,693
That's right.
392
00:27:38,733 --> 00:27:40,200
Um...
393
00:27:40,235 --> 00:27:41,725
But I just Iike to watch.
394
00:27:41,770 --> 00:27:43,897
You got to Iearn how to defend yourseIf.
395
00:27:43,939 --> 00:27:48,069
That way you won't have to depend on
your friends aII the time to defend you.
396
00:27:48,109 --> 00:27:49,599
AII you gotta do is reIax.
397
00:27:49,644 --> 00:27:53,910
You won't get hurt. That's the whoIe idea.
ReIax, kind of, Iike, meditate.
398
00:27:54,816 --> 00:27:58,081
Yeah. That's right.
You know, I never thought of it that way.
399
00:27:58,119 --> 00:27:59,746
Come on, Iet's meditate.
400
00:27:59,788 --> 00:28:02,222
Whoa. Wait a minute.
401
00:28:02,257 --> 00:28:04,020
- Come on.
- Wait a minute!
402
00:28:05,293 --> 00:28:06,351
Wait!
403
00:28:29,317 --> 00:28:31,581
You aII right, buddy?
404
00:28:32,287 --> 00:28:33,413
How d'you Iike it?
405
00:28:34,823 --> 00:28:37,257
It was just fine. Just fine, EarI.
406
00:28:37,292 --> 00:28:41,752
Great. Now I'm gonna show you
the Detroit death grip.
407
00:28:41,796 --> 00:28:43,821
Detroit death grip?
408
00:28:59,848 --> 00:29:02,908
Magnum, reaIIy!
We had the brakes done three weeks ago.
409
00:29:02,951 --> 00:29:04,782
Are you reIated to the mechanic?
410
00:29:04,819 --> 00:29:08,186
- Where's EarI?
- On the Iawn, on the windward side.
411
00:29:08,223 --> 00:29:13,593
He's instructing Rick and T.C. in the fine art
of ''eating the canvas'', as he puts it.
412
00:29:13,628 --> 00:29:16,222
I say,
your face is even more bIank than usuaI.
413
00:29:16,264 --> 00:29:19,324
Did you encounter some difficuIty
in Iocating EarI's son?
414
00:29:19,367 --> 00:29:20,698
Yes.
415
00:29:20,735 --> 00:29:22,396
I mean no. WeII, I'm...
416
00:29:22,437 --> 00:29:24,598
- I mean, I don't know.
- WeII put.
417
00:29:25,907 --> 00:29:31,140
WeII, Higgins, his son...
just toId me that he wasn't his son.
418
00:29:31,179 --> 00:29:33,875
And he got suspicious.
Even ran a make on my Iicense.
419
00:29:33,915 --> 00:29:35,974
Quite commendabIe, actuaIIy.
420
00:29:36,017 --> 00:29:40,351
- So now you're questioning EarI's motives?
- I'm questioning...
421
00:29:40,388 --> 00:29:41,855
if EarI...
422
00:29:42,857 --> 00:29:44,518
is reaIIy EarI.
423
00:29:44,559 --> 00:29:47,960
It wouIdn't be the first time
a cIient wasn't straight with me.
424
00:29:47,996 --> 00:29:50,897
If EarI reaIIy is EarI,
is he reaIIy Iooking for his son,
425
00:29:50,932 --> 00:29:52,866
or is he just having me set somebody up?
426
00:29:52,901 --> 00:29:56,200
- Magnum!
- Come to think of it... Wait a minute.
427
00:29:56,237 --> 00:30:00,230
I remember EarI saying he didn't
even have to meet his son, just see him.
428
00:30:00,275 --> 00:30:05,144
Even for you, I find this attitude
quite caIIous, possibIy even paranoid.
429
00:30:05,180 --> 00:30:07,205
EarI, in his own way, is a gentIeman.
430
00:30:07,248 --> 00:30:09,216
WeII, what wouId you do?
431
00:30:09,250 --> 00:30:12,981
WeII, I must say
it does present an interesting diIemma.
432
00:30:13,021 --> 00:30:16,957
I remember once when the regiment
was stationed in Rangoon...
433
00:30:16,991 --> 00:30:23,920
Iife was quiet, peacefuI, tranquiI, untiI
Lieutenant HiIton-Thorpe was transferred in.
434
00:30:23,965 --> 00:30:26,991
Then it became
a ghastIy and depressing business.
435
00:30:27,035 --> 00:30:29,026
- (EarI Laughs)
- (T.C. and Rick groan)
436
00:30:32,207 --> 00:30:33,868
Hey, Mag!
437
00:30:35,243 --> 00:30:37,177
WeII, how did it go?
438
00:30:37,946 --> 00:30:39,106
WeII...
439
00:30:39,147 --> 00:30:42,241
- Don't worry about us. We're just Ieaving.
- No.
440
00:30:42,283 --> 00:30:45,446
- Let's practice our Tasmanian tiger dance.
- Who, me?
441
00:30:45,487 --> 00:30:46,954
Yes, you, tiger.
442
00:30:47,956 --> 00:30:49,583
It goes Iike this.
443
00:30:52,460 --> 00:30:54,018
Did you find him?
444
00:30:56,064 --> 00:30:58,259
- I think so.
- You think so?
445
00:30:58,299 --> 00:31:00,597
WeII, what? Where is he?
446
00:31:00,635 --> 00:31:03,661
WeII, he's here in HonoIuIu just Iike you said.
447
00:31:03,705 --> 00:31:04,831
Great, great!
448
00:31:04,873 --> 00:31:07,239
OnIy the guy that I met said
his father's dead.
449
00:31:07,275 --> 00:31:11,109
He was kiIIed in Miami in a traffic accident
27 years ago.
450
00:31:12,180 --> 00:31:15,980
WeII, you can see for yourseIf,
I'm stiII breathing. Where is he?
451
00:31:16,017 --> 00:31:17,882
You gotta IeveI with me, EarI.
452
00:31:17,919 --> 00:31:22,151
I did some checking. If you've got a past,
nobody seems to know it.
453
00:31:22,190 --> 00:31:25,819
And the name Sepekis
dead-ended in San Diego a month ago.
454
00:31:25,860 --> 00:31:29,489
I don't know who you are.
Or even if he is your son.
455
00:31:32,433 --> 00:31:33,422
Look, Mag...
456
00:31:33,468 --> 00:31:36,096
you gotta beIieve me when I teII you this.
457
00:31:38,606 --> 00:31:40,267
I can't teII you who I am,
458
00:31:40,308 --> 00:31:41,969
or where I've been.
459
00:31:44,145 --> 00:31:45,806
It just don't matter.
460
00:31:45,847 --> 00:31:48,782
You just gotta beIieve that I'm PhiI's pop.
461
00:31:49,884 --> 00:31:51,875
That's not good enough, EarI.
462
00:31:51,920 --> 00:31:54,514
You couId've found him yourseIf,
it wasn't hard.
463
00:31:55,190 --> 00:31:58,682
One of you isn't teIIing the truth.
Why do you need an intermediary?
464
00:31:58,726 --> 00:32:00,159
I toId you!
465
00:32:00,195 --> 00:32:02,595
It happened such a Iong time ago...
466
00:32:05,700 --> 00:32:07,634
You don't beIieve me, do you?
467
00:32:07,669 --> 00:32:09,694
You just don't trust me, do you?
468
00:32:09,737 --> 00:32:11,204
You don't trust me.
469
00:32:15,276 --> 00:32:18,143
Look, Mag, I don't wanna hurt you.
470
00:32:18,179 --> 00:32:20,613
Great. I don't want to hurt you either.
471
00:32:20,648 --> 00:32:22,013
But I want my boy.
472
00:32:22,050 --> 00:32:23,517
I want the truth!
473
00:32:24,852 --> 00:32:26,285
I want my boy!
474
00:32:26,721 --> 00:32:28,382
(T.C. groans)
475
00:32:34,262 --> 00:32:36,287
Now, teII me, where is he?
476
00:32:36,864 --> 00:32:37,853
Where is he?
477
00:32:39,267 --> 00:32:41,633
Isn't that the Omaha powerdriver?
478
00:32:41,669 --> 00:32:46,072
No, that's the Detroit death grip
and it Iooks Iike he's doing it for reaI.
479
00:32:48,276 --> 00:32:49,265
Hey!
480
00:32:50,345 --> 00:32:51,471
Get outta here.
481
00:32:52,180 --> 00:32:54,375
What are you doing to him?
482
00:33:02,657 --> 00:33:04,716
- You're fired!
- I quit!
483
00:33:06,294 --> 00:33:09,491
And you teII him I'm stiII aIive
and that I tried!
484
00:33:16,304 --> 00:33:17,293
Rick?
485
00:33:18,806 --> 00:33:20,967
I think we better get him inside.
486
00:33:22,844 --> 00:33:25,642
He'II be seeing IittIe birdies for a week.
487
00:33:39,294 --> 00:33:40,283
I'II see ya.
488
00:33:41,329 --> 00:33:42,990
PhiIip.
489
00:33:43,264 --> 00:33:46,233
- What's wrong?
- What?
490
00:33:46,267 --> 00:33:47,928
What is the probIem?
491
00:33:50,471 --> 00:33:52,132
The probIem is, Punky...
492
00:33:54,776 --> 00:33:56,437
nobody gives a damn.
493
00:33:58,680 --> 00:34:00,978
Nobody trusts anybody anymore.
494
00:34:04,852 --> 00:34:06,513
Nobody knows...
495
00:34:07,622 --> 00:34:09,453
what it means to be a friend.
496
00:34:11,592 --> 00:34:13,253
That's the probIem.
497
00:34:15,296 --> 00:34:18,026
- Where are you going?
- It don't matter.
498
00:34:18,066 --> 00:34:19,055
Oh.
499
00:34:42,056 --> 00:34:43,717
WeII...
500
00:34:43,758 --> 00:34:46,249
how is our pugiIist doing?
501
00:34:48,096 --> 00:34:52,590
He obviousIy has
what you Yanks caII a gIass jaw.
502
00:34:52,633 --> 00:34:57,536
GIass jaw? This boy's jaw is pure crystaI,
one punch and he's out Iike a Iight.
503
00:34:59,407 --> 00:35:01,432
Why wouIdn't EarI IeveI with me?
504
00:35:01,476 --> 00:35:03,706
The man's trying to hide something.
505
00:35:03,745 --> 00:35:07,010
You did the right thing
by not teIIing him about his son.
506
00:35:07,048 --> 00:35:08,413
Perhaps.
507
00:35:08,449 --> 00:35:12,215
But then again, EarI obviousIy thought
he was doing the right thing, too.
508
00:35:13,187 --> 00:35:18,215
The word honor is more than a dusty
inscription on some pieces of parchment.
509
00:35:18,259 --> 00:35:20,318
For some of us it is a way of Iife.
510
00:35:20,361 --> 00:35:22,955
I doubt we'II ever find out the reaI truth.
511
00:35:22,997 --> 00:35:25,625
I know him. I know him.
512
00:35:25,666 --> 00:35:28,965
I know who he is.
He's EarI GianeIIi. I shouIda known.
513
00:35:29,003 --> 00:35:33,872
He was a contender back in the '50s.
I knew that uppercut from somepIace.
514
00:35:33,908 --> 00:35:38,470
- But I can't beIieve he's here wrestIing.
- Why shouId that be so incomprehensibIe?
515
00:35:38,513 --> 00:35:43,974
Many boxers, unabIe to do anything eIse,
end their careers as wrestIers. It's common.
516
00:35:44,018 --> 00:35:48,148
- Not if they've got a price on their head.
- A price? What are you taIking about?
517
00:35:48,189 --> 00:35:50,817
- Sounds Iike troubIe.
- It is for EarI.
518
00:35:50,858 --> 00:35:54,988
He's the guy who knocked off SaI Marchese
back in '55 in a barber chair.
519
00:35:55,029 --> 00:35:56,758
Who is SaI Marchese?
520
00:35:56,798 --> 00:36:00,461
SaI Marchese was the head
of the Miami branch of the FamiIy.
521
00:36:00,501 --> 00:36:05,529
But EarI wouIdn't cooperate, so they kiIIed
EarI's manager, who was his best friend,
522
00:36:05,573 --> 00:36:09,532
just to teach him a Iesson.
After that, EarI disappeared.
523
00:36:09,577 --> 00:36:13,445
And ever since then, they've had
a permanent contract out on his head.
524
00:36:13,481 --> 00:36:16,939
That's why he's been wrestIing in dives
aII this time,
525
00:36:16,984 --> 00:36:21,387
because he knew if he showed up
anywhere, anytime, he'd be a dead man.
526
00:36:36,604 --> 00:36:38,970
Every once in a while,
something will happen
527
00:36:39,006 --> 00:36:41,975
that will totally jolt your sense
of right and wrong,
528
00:36:42,009 --> 00:36:45,706
like watching a buddy take an uppercut
to the jaw that had your name on it.
529
00:36:45,746 --> 00:36:49,614
Something hard and direct
that tends to bring back a sense of reality,
530
00:36:49,650 --> 00:36:52,175
reminds you that all endings aren't happy,
531
00:36:52,220 --> 00:36:57,089
that no matter how hard we try,
we're all going to fail sometime, somehow.
532
00:36:57,124 --> 00:37:00,218
Except my little voice
was telling me that's a cop-out.
533
00:37:00,261 --> 00:37:02,559
You can always try just one more thing.
534
00:37:05,399 --> 00:37:09,460
The car was a rental
and the guys in it had to be out-of-staters.
535
00:37:09,504 --> 00:37:12,803
l can tell because of
all the dumb stickers plastered on it like,
536
00:37:12,840 --> 00:37:15,570
''l'd rather be riding a mule on Molokai. ''
537
00:37:15,610 --> 00:37:18,636
So l figured
it wouldn't be much of a problem
538
00:37:18,679 --> 00:37:22,376
losing a couple of bozos with six hours' worth
of jet lag on their minds.
539
00:37:22,416 --> 00:37:24,782
But then, on the other hand, why bother?
540
00:37:24,819 --> 00:37:26,343
As near as l could figure it,
541
00:37:26,387 --> 00:37:30,016
there was only one way they could have
been put onto me in the first place.
542
00:37:30,057 --> 00:37:32,685
I'm sorry, Mr. Lewis has gone for the day.
543
00:37:34,028 --> 00:37:38,727
Cora, Iet's try that again.
I'II bet you made a mistake.
544
00:37:38,766 --> 00:37:43,100
I'II bet you PhiI is right inside
that nice IittIe office of his.
545
00:37:43,137 --> 00:37:44,798
If you'II excuse me.
546
00:37:48,943 --> 00:37:51,275
How much are they paying you, Cora?
547
00:37:53,014 --> 00:37:57,815
- I don't know what you're taIking about.
- Just by the day, week, the year?
548
00:37:58,586 --> 00:38:03,046
A IittIe moonIighting for the Mob
to pay your way through coIIege?
549
00:38:03,090 --> 00:38:06,548
(Laughs) Mr. Magnum, you're crazy.
550
00:38:06,594 --> 00:38:08,721
Yeah. Maybe you're right.
551
00:38:08,763 --> 00:38:12,392
Maybe I was just imagining
the two guys that have been taiIing me
552
00:38:12,433 --> 00:38:14,298
ever since you ran a make on me.
553
00:38:14,335 --> 00:38:18,772
Ever since I came into this office
trying to reunite a dead boxer with his son.
554
00:38:18,806 --> 00:38:20,797
CongratuIations, Cora.
555
00:38:20,841 --> 00:38:22,968
You hit the jackpot - payday.
556
00:38:25,313 --> 00:38:26,644
This man's crazy.
557
00:38:27,682 --> 00:38:31,209
Go ahead.
Stick your head out that window, Mr. Lewis.
558
00:38:31,252 --> 00:38:32,913
Go ahead.
559
00:38:34,021 --> 00:38:39,254
You'II see a bIue Sedan with two guys next to it
who are keen on meeting EarI GianeIIi.
560
00:38:39,293 --> 00:38:40,317
Big fans.
561
00:38:41,362 --> 00:38:43,626
Cora can teII you their names.
562
00:38:46,200 --> 00:38:48,532
ReaIIy, I don't have to Iisten to this.
563
00:38:50,204 --> 00:38:52,263
Cora? Cora?
564
00:38:52,306 --> 00:38:55,207
Are you gonna Iet her get away? You can't.
565
00:38:56,010 --> 00:38:57,602
No, I won't.
566
00:39:03,184 --> 00:39:04,481
HeIIo, Cora.
567
00:39:04,518 --> 00:39:06,748
- Who are you?
- We're from Miami.
568
00:39:06,787 --> 00:39:09,415
Somebody wants to taIk to you.
569
00:39:09,457 --> 00:39:10,754
ReaI bad.
570
00:39:10,791 --> 00:39:12,452
This way, pIease.
571
00:39:12,493 --> 00:39:14,984
PIease, take your hands off me.
572
00:39:15,029 --> 00:39:16,018
Sure.
573
00:39:16,864 --> 00:39:20,300
- She was a pIant.
- Cora's worked for me for three years,
574
00:39:20,334 --> 00:39:22,529
I can't beIieve that.
575
00:39:22,570 --> 00:39:24,060
BeIieve it.
576
00:39:24,105 --> 00:39:26,437
These guys
probabIy met her at Iunch one day.
577
00:39:26,474 --> 00:39:30,240
They toId her to keep an eye out
for a face, a name.
578
00:39:30,277 --> 00:39:31,301
Your father.
579
00:39:32,313 --> 00:39:35,111
There were bucks in it,
she didn't know any better.
580
00:39:35,149 --> 00:39:38,118
Look, I'm not a cop
and I don't work for the Mob,
581
00:39:38,152 --> 00:39:41,178
I'm here to finish the job
that EarI GianeIIi hired me to do.
582
00:39:41,222 --> 00:39:44,988
The best heIp you can give the both of us
is just stay out of it.
583
00:39:45,026 --> 00:39:46,015
I wiII...
584
00:39:46,727 --> 00:39:49,491
just as soon as
I get the two of you connected.
585
00:39:50,498 --> 00:39:53,467
You can't. Not now, not ever.
586
00:39:55,336 --> 00:39:57,566
It's been a Iong hard road for him.
587
00:39:59,774 --> 00:40:03,608
Your father's getting oId -
that's why he came to Hawaii.
588
00:40:04,645 --> 00:40:06,943
Look, that's why I'm here...
589
00:40:08,015 --> 00:40:10,711
to get as far away from him
as I possibIy can.
590
00:40:11,786 --> 00:40:14,846
I grew up thinking
my dad had run out on me.
591
00:40:14,889 --> 00:40:18,017
You know, I woke up one morning
and he was gone.
592
00:40:20,027 --> 00:40:22,188
He was supposed to take me
to a baII game,
593
00:40:22,229 --> 00:40:24,094
but we didn't make it.
594
00:40:24,899 --> 00:40:29,700
I wish he couId have taken me to that game,
but I understand why he didn't.
595
00:40:32,640 --> 00:40:35,700
My mother toId me the truth about that
before she died.
596
00:40:36,977 --> 00:40:40,936
And I aIso know that if I ever Iet him
get near me, then he's dead.
597
00:40:44,318 --> 00:40:47,845
Look, Magnum,
aII I'm trying to do is keep him aIive.
598
00:40:50,558 --> 00:40:52,458
Why don't you Iet me take care of that?
599
00:40:59,066 --> 00:41:00,055
(Cheering)
600
00:41:26,727 --> 00:41:27,716
(BeII)
601
00:41:30,664 --> 00:41:32,325
(P.A.) Ladies and gentlemen,
602
00:41:32,366 --> 00:41:36,962
the winner and new heavyweight champion
of Hawaii,
603
00:41:37,004 --> 00:41:40,804
- on a disqualification...
- (Cheering)
604
00:41:45,479 --> 00:41:46,468
(Cheering)
605
00:42:26,654 --> 00:42:27,678
Where is he?
606
00:42:30,791 --> 00:42:31,780
Back there.
607
00:42:46,106 --> 00:42:48,666
We finaIIy got you, GianeIIi.
608
00:42:57,618 --> 00:42:58,880
Yee-ah!
609
00:43:05,793 --> 00:43:06,782
HoId it.
610
00:43:27,281 --> 00:43:29,681
Go straight to Gate 12 and wait there.
611
00:43:29,717 --> 00:43:31,378
Gate 12.
612
00:43:31,418 --> 00:43:33,079
Goodbye, oId chap.
613
00:43:34,755 --> 00:43:36,916
Goodbye...Punky.
614
00:43:38,125 --> 00:43:42,027
Oh, and... say goodbye to Magnum, too,
aII right?
615
00:43:42,062 --> 00:43:43,290
AII right.
616
00:43:44,698 --> 00:43:46,359
So Iong.
617
00:43:53,841 --> 00:43:57,937
(P.A.) Flight 1 21 for San Francisco
now loading at Gate 1 2.
618
00:44:02,149 --> 00:44:05,380
Last call for flight 1 21 to San Francisco.
619
00:44:12,393 --> 00:44:14,759
Hey! (Laughs)
620
00:44:14,795 --> 00:44:17,389
Hey, Mag, come here.
621
00:44:43,190 --> 00:44:44,179
Pop.
622
00:44:51,832 --> 00:44:53,322
I'm...
623
00:44:53,367 --> 00:44:55,801
I'm sorry we missed that baII game.
624
00:44:57,438 --> 00:44:59,167
Sometimes you get rained out.
625
00:44:59,807 --> 00:45:03,038
(P.A.) Flight 1 21, the doors are closing.
Last call.
626
00:45:04,812 --> 00:45:07,246
Come with me, PhiI. Come with me.
627
00:45:07,281 --> 00:45:10,148
I can't...and you know that.
628
00:45:12,019 --> 00:45:13,680
I'II write you. I'II write you.
629
00:45:13,721 --> 00:45:16,189
You can't.
They'II just find out where you are.
630
00:45:21,528 --> 00:45:25,965
Maybe someday we'II make that baII game,
huh, son?
631
00:45:26,000 --> 00:45:29,629
Yeah, Pop. Yeah, maybe we wiII.
632
00:46:02,002 --> 00:46:03,833
That warm feeling was back.
633
00:46:03,871 --> 00:46:06,465
l guess it wasn't as easy
as l thought it'd be,
634
00:46:06,507 --> 00:46:09,704
and the reunion as long as it should be,
but it was enough.
635
00:46:09,743 --> 00:46:14,578
Because in that one moment,
Earl and his son shared a lifetime.
636
00:46:29,696 --> 00:46:31,357
Hi, Punky.
637
00:46:31,398 --> 00:46:33,059
Magnum...
638
00:46:34,435 --> 00:46:36,528
don't you ever caII me that again.
639
00:46:36,570 --> 00:46:41,371
Gee, Higgins,
it's so cute the way EarI says it.
640
00:46:41,408 --> 00:46:44,844
Puddinghead, Corky, aII the Iads.
641
00:46:44,878 --> 00:46:46,709
And you. Punky.
642
00:46:46,747 --> 00:46:49,944
- Magnum.
- (GiggIes) Higgins, it's so quaint.
643
00:46:49,983 --> 00:46:53,111
I mean, nobody's caIIed Punky anymore.
644
00:46:53,153 --> 00:46:55,212
If you persist in this...
645
00:47:02,029 --> 00:47:05,396
The tennis courts for two weeks,
the hot tub for three,
646
00:47:05,432 --> 00:47:09,368
- and the wide-screen TV for the weekend.
- AbsoIuteIy not.
647
00:47:09,403 --> 00:47:11,166
- OK. Punk...
- Mag...
648
00:47:16,210 --> 00:47:17,643
AII right.
649
00:47:27,955 --> 00:47:30,355
- Hi, guys.
- Don't ''hi, guy'' us.
650
00:47:30,390 --> 00:47:34,053
(MumbIes) That's right.
Just save it for some other suckers, OK?
651
00:47:34,094 --> 00:47:36,221
OK, OK.
652
00:47:36,864 --> 00:47:40,231
Here.
I'II just Ieave you aIone to pIay your game.
653
00:47:40,267 --> 00:47:42,599
Wait just a second. Did EarI get off OK?
654
00:47:44,438 --> 00:47:45,928
Safe and sound.
655
00:47:47,441 --> 00:47:48,965
Yeah. For now.
656
00:47:49,009 --> 00:47:51,603
He's stiII got that permanent contract
out on him.
657
00:47:51,645 --> 00:47:54,978
(MumbIes) Those guys won't quit,
they're Iike mad dogs.
658
00:47:55,015 --> 00:47:58,314
- Don't forget it, Thomas.
- They'II just keep after him.
659
00:47:58,352 --> 00:48:02,550
I hate to say this, Thomas,
but one day they're gonna get him.
660
00:48:02,589 --> 00:48:04,716
You can make book on that.
661
00:48:06,160 --> 00:48:07,821
Yeah.
662
00:48:07,861 --> 00:48:09,522
Maybe.
663
00:48:10,397 --> 00:48:12,058
(AirpIane)
664
00:48:17,571 --> 00:48:18,833
But not today.