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He tried to turn me into sashimi!

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A rare Japanese porcelain plate
has been stolen.

3
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Why is he wearing that outfit?

4
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<i>Tozan is a samurai warrior.</i>

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In your own way,
you're a samurai too.

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What are we samurai
gonna do tonight?

7
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Do you know those Yakuza guys
cut off their own finger if they screw up?

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Yeah, right!

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Higgins! I'm gonna...

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Before you utter any epithets
you may regret,

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let me just say you have shown
a flagrant disregard for your word.

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Does honor have any meaning
for you at all?

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Yes! But what's that have to do with
you spraying that stuff in my face?

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Dog repellent.

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Dog repellent?

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I was just giving you a taste
of what you've been giving the lads.

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No wonder they detest you so.

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I thought you'd gotten
rid of this substance.

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You gave me your word.

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- I did?
- You did.

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How do you know the stuff is mine?

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Because I found it on your mantel.

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A-ha! You violated my privacy!

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I was retrieving Mr. Masters'
wide-angle lens

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which you borrowed three weeks ago
and neglected to return.

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That doesn't give you the right
to remove my possessions.

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I consider this contraband
and therefore subject to confiscation.

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As long as there are dogs

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threatening my life, liberty
and the pursuit of happiness,

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I will... No, I must,
I must protect myself!

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It is my constitutional right!

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Very well.

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I will inform Mr. Masters that you
feel within your constitutional rights

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to use dog repellent on the lads.

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Hey, hey, hey...

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No sense bothering Robin
with a little household problem.

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Sorry, Magnum,
it isn't a little household problem to me,

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nor do I believe it will be to Mr. Masters.

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Okay.

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Okay, Higgins,
what is it you want?

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A rare Japanese porcelain plate,
a Kenzan original,

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was to have been delivered six hours ago

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by a special courier named Tozan.

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He is registered at the Kalani Hotel.

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If you will find out what has happened,
I will not inform Mr. Masters

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of the presence of dog repellent
in your room.

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You know something, Higgins,
you make living here a real challenge.

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Thank you.

49
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Magnum, you must recover
the Kenzan immediately.

50
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Mr. Masters plans to give
it to a Honolulu museum

51
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for an unveiling three days hence.

52
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Sounds expensive.
How much is it worth?

53
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A half-million
wouldn't touch it.

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- A half-million dollars?
- Pounds.

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It's the finest example of porcelain
from the Edo Tokugawa period.

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Kenzan was one of the finest artists
the world has ever known.

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A Japanese Picasso.

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You think this Tarzan guy
skipped with it?

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Tozan has impeccable credentials.

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His ethics are beyond reproach.

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Yeah? Well, a guy can ignore
a lot of ethics for half a million.

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How much is that American?

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Approximately $867,500.

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He skipped.

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Magnum, for reasons
which are well beyond your grasp,

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it would never, I repeat never,
occur to Tozan to skip.

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Why not, Higgins?

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Because Tozan
is a samurai warrior.

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Mm.

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Mm-hm-hm-hm.

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<i>Samurai or not,</i>

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<i>it was obvious the courier
had skipped with the plate.</i>

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<i>I had as much chance
of finding him at his hotel</i>

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<i>as the Chicago Cubs do
of winning a pennant.</i>

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<i>Nevertheless, working rule number 23
of my yet-to-be-written handbook</i>

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<i>on how to be a private investigator</i>

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<i>dictates that you must
go through the motions.</i>

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<i>You never know, you could get lucky.</i>

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<i>Of course, so could the Cubs.</i>

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Yes, sir, Mr. Tozan
is registered in 2127.

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He is?

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Yes, sir.
He said he's expecting you.

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Thank you.

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<i>Working rule number 35 stipulates:</i>

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<i>always enter strange
hotel rooms with caution,</i>

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<i>especially strange hotel rooms
with samurai warriors in them.</i>

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<i>Of course, the last samurai I saw
was in a Toshirô Mifune movie.</i>

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You wouldn't wanna
put that down for a minute?

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I believe you two
have already met.

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Met? He tried to
turn me into sashimi!

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- Don't move.
- Don't worry.

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- Does it feel better?
- Oh, yeah. A little to the left.

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Wait a minute, Higgins.
This guy almost killed me.

94
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Now he's making like
Florence Nightingale.

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Why? No offense.

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00:09:04,499 --> 00:09:06,251
Perhaps an
explanation is in order.

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No "perhaps" about it, Higgins.

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Ah! Ooh!
A little to the right.

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Tozan says the
plate has been stolen.

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Since he is a stranger in Hawaii,
he needs our help to recover it.

101
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But as the courier,
naturally he is suspect,

102
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so, in order to prove his innocence,

103
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he placed you at his mercy
and then spared your life.

104
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Great. Couldn't he try
a simple explanation?

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Words are like dried leaves
that have not yet fallen.

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- What?
- Tozan's point is well taken.

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If Tozan will permit me to paraphrase.

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One deed is worth a
thousand explanations.

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Quite Zen.

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Quite.

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How was the plate stolen?

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As I told Higgins-san,

113
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I took the Kenzan to
the temple for blessing.

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There I was attacked by ninja
and the plate was stolen.

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Ninja?

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In Hawaii? In the 20th century?

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- Most curious, no?
- Oh, yeah, sure!

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Why not? The whole thing
is perfectly clear to me!

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You beat me up to get my confidence
and then tell me about a bunch of guys

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in black robes who went out of style with
Commodore Perry and Madam Butterfly!

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Perhaps you hit him too hard.

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Yes?

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Yes, he's here.

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Tozan.

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Tozan called Mr. Fukuda, the man who sold
the plate to Robin Masters.

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- That's him calling back from Japan.
- Oh, sure, right!

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Oh, my God!

128
00:11:02,367 --> 00:11:04,452
Perhaps you'd
better sit down again.

129
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Why is he wearing that outfit?

130
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I've told you.

131
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Oh, yes, I know, I forgot,
he's a samurai.

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An Ichinaga samurai.

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They're world-renowned.

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00:11:15,797 --> 00:11:19,926
I find it impossible to believe
that one would break his code of honor.

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00:11:21,636 --> 00:11:25,598
- You really believe him.
- As a gentleman, I have no choice.

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00:11:25,682 --> 00:11:29,185
Our cultures differ,
but we're of the same mold.

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Tozan knows no other road but the truth.

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Oh, my God.

139
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What?

140
00:11:42,490 --> 00:11:44,242
I was afraid of that.

141
00:11:44,492 --> 00:11:46,494
What? Afraid of what?

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00:11:49,581 --> 00:11:54,669
Tozan's assured Mr. Fukuda he will recover
the Kenzan before the museum opening.

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00:11:55,003 --> 00:11:59,591
That's a bit optimistic, don't you think?
Unless he already has it.

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00:11:59,716 --> 00:12:02,260
This should put your skepticism to rest.

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As it's a matter of honor,

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00:12:04,345 --> 00:12:07,724
if Tozan is unable to recover
the plate before the opening,

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he will be obliged to commit Seppuku.

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Ritual suicide.

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<i>For a guy who was
contemplating bumping himself off,</i>

150
00:12:32,498 --> 00:12:35,001
<i>Tozan didn't look particularly worried.</i>

151
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<i>Okay, he's just being Zen.</i>

152
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<i>What I couldn't understand is what's
the sense of trying to stay in shape</i>

153
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<i>if you're planning on shedding
some pounds the quick way?</i>

154
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Magnum, I've just had
the disagreeable task

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of informing Mr. Masters
that the Kenzan has been stolen.

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Needless to say,
he was quite disturbed.

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I assured him that we would recover it.

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- We?
- Of course.

159
00:13:00,777 --> 00:13:02,612
You mean "we" meaning me.

160
00:13:02,695 --> 00:13:06,074
Why don't "we" meaning
you just call the police?

161
00:13:06,282 --> 00:13:07,742
We discussed that.

162
00:13:07,825 --> 00:13:11,371
I convinced Mr. Masters we should
temporarily delay informing them.

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00:13:11,579 --> 00:13:15,041
Oh, great. Just great.
I can't wait to hear why.

164
00:13:15,124 --> 00:13:18,086
What, give Tozan time
to sharpen his swords?

165
00:13:18,169 --> 00:13:20,797
Your insensitivity knows no bounds.

166
00:13:21,089 --> 00:13:23,508
Obviously Tozan would be a prime suspect.

167
00:13:23,766 --> 00:13:27,403
Precious time would be wasted
in questioning him. Time which...

168
00:13:27,545 --> 00:13:30,632
By "we" meaning me
chasing down six ninjas?

169
00:13:30,723 --> 00:13:33,726
Who aren't ninjas 'cause there's
no such thing as ninjas anymore,

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or samurai!

171
00:13:34,978 --> 00:13:38,898
Besides, these ninjas who aren't ninjas
could be anywhere!

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00:13:38,982 --> 00:13:42,694
Mostly likely somewhere in the back forty
of that guy's pigtail.

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- Call the police.
- You have three days.

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00:13:45,947 --> 00:13:50,952
Even if I go out looking for that plate,
there's no guarantee I can find it.

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You don't think
he'll really commit seppuki?

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Seppuku.

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00:13:56,040 --> 00:13:59,252
Magnum, Tozan is a modern-day samurai.

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00:13:59,335 --> 00:14:04,299
I assure you he will carry out his promise.
You see, he cannot do otherwise.

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00:14:04,836 --> 00:14:07,343
His life is in your hands.

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00:14:07,552 --> 00:14:10,013
My hands?
What happened to our hands?

181
00:14:10,221 --> 00:14:12,390
I suggest you get cracking.

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00:14:23,735 --> 00:14:25,653
Ready to get cracking?

183
00:14:25,737 --> 00:14:27,780
You speak in riddles,
Magnum-san.

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00:14:27,864 --> 00:14:30,408
- So do you.
- Ah, I see.

185
00:14:30,491 --> 00:14:32,660
What? See what?

186
00:14:33,286 --> 00:14:35,413
Can you not see
what is before you?

187
00:14:35,872 --> 00:14:40,752
What I see before me is a guy
who seems totally unconcerned

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00:14:40,835 --> 00:14:43,755
at the prospect of killing himself
over the loss of a plate.

189
00:14:44,005 --> 00:14:46,132
How do you expect me to
take your story seriously?

190
00:14:46,257 --> 00:14:48,468
You're so calm and relaxed.

191
00:14:48,593 --> 00:14:50,386
Is it not a beautiful afternoon?

192
00:14:50,595 --> 00:14:52,805
It's great,
but that's not the point.

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00:14:52,889 --> 00:14:54,140
Ah.

194
00:14:54,199 --> 00:14:56,434
Ah? "Ah" what?

195
00:14:56,726 --> 00:14:58,686
I am a samurai, Magnum-san.

196
00:14:58,770 --> 00:15:02,106
I live by a code.
It gives meaning to life.

197
00:15:02,231 --> 00:15:05,318
Just as you may drive your car
faster than necessary

198
00:15:05,401 --> 00:15:08,821
to give your journey added meaning,
danger perhaps.

199
00:15:09,197 --> 00:15:11,240
But this is life and death.

200
00:15:11,449 --> 00:15:13,618
Ah, you understand.

201
00:15:13,743 --> 00:15:16,037
We will get cracking, Magnum-san.

202
00:15:17,413 --> 00:15:18,831
Ah.

203
00:15:21,417 --> 00:15:25,088
<i>Sorry, Thomas, but this
ninja stuff is a bit out of my line.</i>

204
00:15:25,380 --> 00:15:27,715
Yes, why don't we forget the ninja,

205
00:15:27,760 --> 00:15:30,596
bypass them altogether
and go straight to Shogun?

206
00:15:31,219 --> 00:15:32,845
Come on, guys!

207
00:15:32,929 --> 00:15:35,056
Where did you get this crackpot?

208
00:15:35,264 --> 00:15:37,100
I didn't get him. Higgins did.

209
00:15:37,183 --> 00:15:41,104
Look, his name is Tozan
and he's a samurai.

210
00:15:41,187 --> 00:15:43,189
Well, he thinks he's a samurai.

211
00:15:43,398 --> 00:15:47,777
He tried to deliver this plate to Higgins
that was worth half a million pounds.

212
00:15:48,820 --> 00:15:53,449
And these ninja, they stole
the plate from him at this temple.

213
00:15:55,952 --> 00:15:58,621
Come on, guys,
just cut it out, will you?

214
00:15:58,871 --> 00:16:01,207
He's putting his life on the line for this.

215
00:16:01,457 --> 00:16:03,251
Well, you know those samurai,

216
00:16:03,307 --> 00:16:05,935
they'll pull the plug at the
drop of a kimono! Oops!

217
00:16:07,463 --> 00:16:10,133
I'm sorry, I'm sorry, Thomas,

218
00:16:10,383 --> 00:16:12,844
but this is just too far-fetched.

219
00:16:12,927 --> 00:16:14,512
What's the gag?

220
00:16:14,595 --> 00:16:16,556
There is no gag.
I need your help.

221
00:16:19,100 --> 00:16:22,061
- Okay, say we believe you...
- No, no, no.

222
00:16:22,145 --> 00:16:25,731
Say we believe you, what's in it for us?

223
00:16:25,857 --> 00:16:28,943
Well, I'm sure Robin Masters
will reward you generously.

224
00:16:29,026 --> 00:16:30,862
Oh, there's this guy Fukuda...

225
00:16:33,448 --> 00:16:35,199
You see, he sold the plate to Robin

226
00:16:35,366 --> 00:16:37,910
and I bet you he'll
throw in some bucks, too.

227
00:16:37,994 --> 00:16:41,122
Oh, sure, he will. Sure!

228
00:16:41,247 --> 00:16:46,127
All right, all right, come on, come on.
What do we gotta do to get it?

229
00:16:46,335 --> 00:16:48,629
Shave our heads and go undercover?

230
00:16:49,255 --> 00:16:51,132
Come on, guys, cut it out.

231
00:16:51,215 --> 00:16:54,677
All you gotta do is check
your Yakuza contacts, like I said.

232
00:16:55,428 --> 00:16:58,014
We gotta find out
who hired these ninja...

233
00:16:59,765 --> 00:17:02,518
And how they knew about Tozan
and the plate. Come on!

234
00:17:02,583 --> 00:17:05,544
Come on, will you help me? Please?

235
00:17:05,605 --> 00:17:07,732
- No.
- No.

236
00:17:22,997 --> 00:17:24,790
<i>That was very impressive.</i>

237
00:17:25,416 --> 00:17:28,377
It was logical.
Now they understand.

238
00:17:28,586 --> 00:17:31,714
I think I'm beginning to understand too.

239
00:17:32,173 --> 00:17:34,300
So what next? The temple?

240
00:17:34,425 --> 00:17:36,802
That is not logical, Magnum-san.

241
00:17:36,969 --> 00:17:39,222
The ninja are long gone.

242
00:17:39,347 --> 00:17:43,768
Oh, yeah, of course.
So the airport? Hotel?

243
00:17:43,976 --> 00:17:47,813
There is nothing to be found out
that my enemies do not already know

244
00:17:47,897 --> 00:17:50,316
and have already taken advantage of.

245
00:17:50,399 --> 00:17:52,401
There is nothing else to do.

246
00:17:52,485 --> 00:17:54,487
Of course there is, Tozan.

247
00:17:54,570 --> 00:17:57,698
One cannot push for answers,
Magnum-san.

248
00:17:57,907 --> 00:18:02,370
One must wait
and find pleasure in the waiting.

249
00:18:02,495 --> 00:18:06,332
Tozan, clues... do not just come to you.

250
00:18:06,457 --> 00:18:10,419
You gotta go out and dig,
you gotta follow leads, talk to people.

251
00:18:10,503 --> 00:18:15,508
Aren't your friends, T.C. and Rick,
now doing this important job?

252
00:18:15,633 --> 00:18:18,219
Sure, but we can't
just sit around and wait.

253
00:18:18,302 --> 00:18:19,595
We gotta do something.

254
00:18:19,804 --> 00:18:24,600
Don't worry, Magnum-san,
progress is being made.

255
00:18:24,684 --> 00:18:27,019
Surely you must understand

256
00:18:27,144 --> 00:18:30,231
for, in your own way,
you are a samurai too.

257
00:18:30,773 --> 00:18:32,108
I am?

258
00:18:32,358 --> 00:18:34,819
You are more a
samurai than you think.

259
00:18:35,653 --> 00:18:36,988
Well...

260
00:18:38,948 --> 00:18:41,158
What are we samurai
gonna do tonight --

261
00:18:41,284 --> 00:18:44,120
sit around and wait
for clues to drop in our laps?

262
00:18:44,328 --> 00:18:49,417
Yes, tonight we will learn the lesson
of the arrow that is not aimed.

263
00:19:03,055 --> 00:19:04,599
Hi, guys.

264
00:19:05,725 --> 00:19:08,769
Tozan... I don't know about this.

265
00:19:08,853 --> 00:19:10,313
Sit.

266
00:19:18,654 --> 00:19:24,744
You know, maybe I oughta check
and see how Rick and T.C. are doing.

267
00:19:29,874 --> 00:19:34,337
You know, I still think
we oughta be out chasing down leads.

268
00:19:34,503 --> 00:19:37,131
I mean, that's what
private investigators do.

269
00:19:49,185 --> 00:19:52,396
They chase down leads... and stuff.

270
00:20:18,130 --> 00:20:21,384
This is great. It's very relaxing.

271
00:20:24,929 --> 00:20:27,723
Man, I do not like this.

272
00:20:27,807 --> 00:20:30,309
Come on, T.C.,
it'll be a piece of cake.

273
00:20:30,393 --> 00:20:33,521
I'll be the big operator from the mainland.
You'll be my muscle.

274
00:20:33,604 --> 00:20:36,857
How come I can't be the big operator
from the mainland

275
00:20:36,941 --> 00:20:40,069
and you be my... Never mind.

276
00:20:41,612 --> 00:20:43,280
You're getting
nervous in your old age.

277
00:20:43,364 --> 00:20:45,616
I got enough
sense to be nervous.

278
00:20:45,700 --> 00:20:50,413
Do you know those Yakuza guys
cut off their own finger if they screw up?

279
00:20:50,621 --> 00:20:54,458
Imagine what they'll do to us
if they don't believe your crazy story.

280
00:20:54,500 --> 00:20:56,669
What's not to believe?

281
00:20:56,794 --> 00:20:59,338
<i>I find this very hard to believe.</i>

282
00:21:01,215 --> 00:21:05,845
In fact, I find it extremely improbable.

283
00:21:06,137 --> 00:21:07,596
All we want is some information.

284
00:21:07,680 --> 00:21:11,308
Mori Miyashiro said you owed him a favor.
He owes me a favor.

285
00:21:11,517 --> 00:21:13,769
He's passing the favor on to me.

286
00:21:14,103 --> 00:21:16,856
In other words,
I owe you a favor?

287
00:21:17,022 --> 00:21:17,982
Right.

288
00:21:18,566 --> 00:21:20,151
Well, kinda.

289
00:21:23,779 --> 00:21:26,657
Wait here until I check this out
with Miyashiro.

290
00:21:26,741 --> 00:21:30,202
Wait a minute. Finding Mori's
about as hard as finding Anthony Quinn.

291
00:21:30,286 --> 00:21:33,456
It could take hours.
It took me hours to find him.

292
00:21:34,165 --> 00:21:36,625
We'll just give you a
jingle in the morning...

293
00:21:36,709 --> 00:21:38,169
Yeah, right...

294
00:21:39,336 --> 00:21:42,173
You'll wait here if it takes all night.

295
00:21:42,715 --> 00:21:44,341
- All night?
- All night.

296
00:21:46,385 --> 00:21:50,347
I wanna kill him.
Wherever he is, I am going to kill him.

297
00:21:51,223 --> 00:21:55,478
You were saying something about
the lesson of the arrow that is not aimed.

298
00:21:55,853 --> 00:22:00,065
It is an old discipline
practiced by the Ichinaga samurai.

299
00:22:00,149 --> 00:22:04,445
The bow is pulled, the archer
has no thought of his aim,

300
00:22:04,862 --> 00:22:06,071
the arrow,

301
00:22:06,197 --> 00:22:09,241
his game, or even of himself.

302
00:22:09,492 --> 00:22:13,245
All is one. All is emptiness.

303
00:22:13,412 --> 00:22:16,832
Yet the arrow always finds its target.

304
00:22:20,669 --> 00:22:25,299
When we were playing football,
we called it being in the groove.

305
00:22:25,382 --> 00:22:28,344
Everything just... worked.

306
00:22:28,636 --> 00:22:31,639
The pass, the pattern, the blocking,

307
00:22:31,764 --> 00:22:34,683
and boom -- touchdown.

308
00:22:35,601 --> 00:22:38,187
Ah, you do understand.

309
00:22:40,272 --> 00:22:44,819
It's like the universe in a small,
quiet pond.

310
00:22:44,902 --> 00:22:47,530
Each movement contains everything.

311
00:22:47,613 --> 00:22:52,535
Even so simple a thing as serving tea
becomes a prayer.

312
00:22:55,871 --> 00:22:57,915
Wonder how Rick and T.C...?

313
00:23:00,876 --> 00:23:03,712
No, I'm sure they're doing just fine.

314
00:23:08,384 --> 00:23:11,095
Thank you, Sheila. Tea?

315
00:23:12,930 --> 00:23:14,431
No, thanks.

316
00:23:16,739 --> 00:23:18,617
How long are you
gonna keep us here?

317
00:23:19,311 --> 00:23:21,230
Till I hear from Miyashiro.

318
00:23:21,981 --> 00:23:23,816
What happens if you don't hear from him?

319
00:23:28,195 --> 00:23:29,822
Don't ask.

320
00:23:42,585 --> 00:23:45,045
Excuse me, Magnum-san,

321
00:23:45,296 --> 00:23:49,341
but sake is most powerful
if one is not used to it.

322
00:23:49,758 --> 00:23:51,844
Don't worry, Tozan-san...

323
00:23:53,095 --> 00:23:55,306
I have had sake before.

324
00:24:02,897 --> 00:24:08,068
Magnum-san, will you do me the honor
of being my kaishaku?

325
00:24:09,361 --> 00:24:10,946
Your what?

326
00:24:11,155 --> 00:24:13,324
I don't know the
English word for it.

327
00:24:13,407 --> 00:24:18,746
It's like a colleague,
a partner, a friend.

328
00:24:19,121 --> 00:24:20,581
Ah!

329
00:24:21,206 --> 00:24:27,046
In that case, I would be happy
to be your kai... whatever you call it.

330
00:24:27,796 --> 00:24:29,256
Kaishaku.

331
00:24:32,217 --> 00:24:34,470
Now my mind is at peace.

332
00:24:36,388 --> 00:24:37,973
<i>L'chaim.</i>

333
00:26:16,155 --> 00:26:18,115
<i>After Tozan's nimble fingers,</i>

334
00:26:18,198 --> 00:26:20,951
<i>the hammer in my head was
only pounding half as hard</i>

335
00:26:21,035 --> 00:26:23,954
<i>and I was at least able
to communicate coherently.</i>

336
00:26:24,079 --> 00:26:26,540
<i>At least, I thought I was coherent.</i>

337
00:26:27,207 --> 00:26:28,792
First time in Hawaii?

338
00:26:28,876 --> 00:26:32,379
No, I was here once
before during the war.

339
00:26:32,463 --> 00:26:34,298
During the war? When?

340
00:26:34,965 --> 00:26:36,884
1941.

341
00:26:38,469 --> 00:26:40,554
What progress have you made?

342
00:26:41,155 --> 00:26:45,184
We've been checking some sources,
running down some leads.

343
00:26:45,350 --> 00:26:48,520
You don't have any idea
where the Kenzan is, do you?

344
00:26:48,645 --> 00:26:50,522
- No.
- Tozan has failed.

345
00:26:50,606 --> 00:26:53,942
No. He was attacked by six thieves.
What could he do?

346
00:26:54,151 --> 00:26:56,278
He has sworn to
protect it with his life.

347
00:26:56,487 --> 00:26:58,197
But he was maced.

348
00:26:58,530 --> 00:27:01,617
Tozan, would you explain to him
what happened, please?

349
00:27:03,035 --> 00:27:06,288
There is nothing to say.
Fukuda-san is right.

350
00:27:09,083 --> 00:27:12,795
Mr. Fukuda...
do you know what he's planning to do?

351
00:27:13,754 --> 00:27:18,801
Of course. And the longer he delays,
the more his honor suffers.

352
00:27:18,940 --> 00:27:20,233
You're both nuts!

353
00:27:20,303 --> 00:27:22,150
You're telling him to
kill himself over a plate!

354
00:27:22,304 --> 00:27:26,225
I tell Tozan nothing.
His code tells him everything.

355
00:27:28,143 --> 00:27:30,979
Thank you for reminding me
of my honor.

356
00:27:31,230 --> 00:27:34,358
I will arrange for my
Seppuku immediately.

357
00:27:55,629 --> 00:27:56,880
<i>Sunrise?</i>

358
00:27:57,714 --> 00:27:59,550
That's what he said. Tomorrow.

359
00:27:59,633 --> 00:28:01,885
On Mr. Masters' property?

360
00:28:02,010 --> 00:28:04,721
No, he said he'd
go down to the beach.

361
00:28:04,888 --> 00:28:07,599
I suppose there is public access.

362
00:28:07,683 --> 00:28:11,854
Higgins, a man is talking about
killing himself tomorrow

363
00:28:11,979 --> 00:28:14,481
and you're worried
about blood on the bougainvilleas?

364
00:28:14,565 --> 00:28:16,733
Magnum, you astound me sometimes.

365
00:28:16,817 --> 00:28:21,196
I abhor death, but I understand
and respect Tozan's point of view.

366
00:28:21,321 --> 00:28:24,992
We're just gonna have to talk him
out of his point of view, aren't we?

367
00:28:25,701 --> 00:28:28,162
Maybe I can do it.
I'm his kaishuka.

368
00:28:29,371 --> 00:28:30,831
You're his what?

369
00:28:31,874 --> 00:28:36,795
Oh... kaishaku. It's a kind of a partner.
It's his blood brother or something.

370
00:28:37,129 --> 00:28:41,383
Magnum, a kaishaku
is the equivalent of a duelling second.

371
00:28:41,592 --> 00:28:44,052
He wants you to assist him
in his Seppuku.

372
00:28:44,136 --> 00:28:47,097
Actually, you're honor-bound to do so.

373
00:28:51,395 --> 00:28:52,873
You're just trying to scare me.

374
00:28:53,020 --> 00:28:55,022
No, I'm not.

375
00:28:55,105 --> 00:28:57,900
After Tozan has disembowelled himself
with his dirk,

376
00:28:57,983 --> 00:29:00,736
you must use his sword to cut off his head

377
00:29:00,819 --> 00:29:04,072
otherwise Tozan might risk losing face
by crying out.

378
00:29:07,367 --> 00:29:09,286
<i>Will you really give the guy a chop?</i>

379
00:29:09,536 --> 00:29:11,997
No! What have you guys got?

380
00:29:12,164 --> 00:29:16,543
The Yakuza said a Japanese <i>objet d'art</i>
is available on the black market.

381
00:29:16,627 --> 00:29:19,379
- The seller wants plenty for it.
- The Kenzan?

382
00:29:19,463 --> 00:29:22,507
How many Japanese <i>objets d'art</i>
have been stolen?

383
00:29:22,591 --> 00:29:24,301
Who's got it?

384
00:29:24,885 --> 00:29:26,595
A guy by the name of Gallagher.

385
00:29:26,678 --> 00:29:29,097
He's got a souvenir shop
on the docks.

386
00:29:29,181 --> 00:29:31,516
He also does some
fencing on the side.

387
00:29:31,600 --> 00:29:34,019
Thanks, guys,
I really appreciate this.

388
00:29:34,102 --> 00:29:36,313
You oughta take better
care of yourselves.

389
00:29:36,438 --> 00:29:38,941
Your clothes look like you slept in 'em.

390
00:29:53,734 --> 00:29:55,243
Tozan, listen to me.

391
00:29:55,666 --> 00:29:58,001
You said our job was to wait.

392
00:29:58,126 --> 00:30:00,254
Something would come to us.

393
00:30:00,462 --> 00:30:03,340
Well, now it has
and we've got a trail to follow.

394
00:30:04,591 --> 00:30:06,218
Tozan?

395
00:30:09,805 --> 00:30:14,101
Look, now that we've got the clue,
we've got to follow it.

396
00:30:14,226 --> 00:30:16,311
Our duty is to find the Kenzan.

397
00:30:16,937 --> 00:30:19,106
You think you failed Fukuda.

398
00:30:20,524 --> 00:30:24,278
Your real failure...
will be if you don't help me now.

399
00:30:26,905 --> 00:30:30,826
I will help you until sunrise,
Magnum-san.

400
00:30:31,118 --> 00:30:33,078
You can't put a time limit on your life.

401
00:30:34,579 --> 00:30:38,166
Of course I can.
Life is not infinite.

402
00:30:49,511 --> 00:30:51,346
<i>If life itself wasn't infinite,</i>

403
00:30:51,430 --> 00:30:53,682
<i>neither were the leads
we had to go on.</i>

404
00:30:53,765 --> 00:30:57,269
<i>I was worried
that Tozan's rather bizarre appearance</i>

405
00:30:57,352 --> 00:30:59,896
<i>might jeopardize
the give and take of information</i>

406
00:30:59,980 --> 00:31:02,190
<i>between me and this Gallagher guy.</i>

407
00:31:02,274 --> 00:31:05,360
<i>It isn't every day
you see a samurai on the waterfront.</i>

408
00:31:05,444 --> 00:31:10,032
<i>Therefore,
I decided honesty was the best policy.</i>

409
00:31:10,365 --> 00:31:13,577
Tozan, you'd better let me handle this.

410
00:31:13,827 --> 00:31:16,788
If those ninja are in there,
they'll recognize you from the temple.

411
00:31:16,872 --> 00:31:18,457
You will need help.

412
00:31:18,707 --> 00:31:22,085
Well... if I need you, I'll just whistle.

413
00:31:22,419 --> 00:31:23,587
Whistle?

414
00:31:23,795 --> 00:31:26,089
You have your history and I have mine.

415
00:31:51,531 --> 00:31:53,825
<i>Aloha.</i> Can I help ya?

416
00:31:54,201 --> 00:31:57,245
Gee, I hope so.
I'm interested in Japanese pottery.

417
00:31:57,329 --> 00:32:01,041
Specifically 16th-century Kenzan porcelain.

418
00:32:01,291 --> 00:32:02,834
Who are you?

419
00:32:02,959 --> 00:32:06,963
That's not important.
Let's just say I'm a collector.

420
00:32:07,339 --> 00:32:10,550
Hey, look, I run a tourist junk factory.

421
00:32:10,634 --> 00:32:12,636
I don't know anything
about Japanese pottery.

422
00:32:13,011 --> 00:32:15,931
Gee, that's too bad because
this piece I'm looking for

423
00:32:16,014 --> 00:32:17,808
is worth 800 grand.

424
00:32:20,769 --> 00:32:23,688
Look, uh... maybe...

425
00:32:23,772 --> 00:32:25,273
maybe I'll look around.

426
00:32:25,565 --> 00:32:28,860
You never know, maybe
somebody might have a handle on it.

427
00:32:29,986 --> 00:32:31,780
Where can I get a hold of you?

428
00:32:31,863 --> 00:32:33,156
Don't take too long.

429
00:32:33,240 --> 00:32:34,950
I'm leaving for the
mainland tomorrow.

430
00:32:35,158 --> 00:32:37,786
I'd hate to return without my...
souvenir.

431
00:32:38,370 --> 00:32:40,956
Not to worry.
You'll hear from me.

432
00:32:42,707 --> 00:32:44,418
- Who the hell is that?
- Oh, no.

433
00:32:44,543 --> 00:32:47,879
I am Tozan,
samurai of the Ichinaga.

434
00:32:48,004 --> 00:32:52,175
I have come to claim the plate
which was stolen from me by your ninja.

435
00:32:52,259 --> 00:32:53,385
Tozan!

436
00:32:53,593 --> 00:32:57,097
I don't know what scam you're pulling,
but I don't have to take this.

437
00:32:57,305 --> 00:32:58,932
I will have it or your head!

438
00:33:03,603 --> 00:33:05,147
The plate!

439
00:33:05,272 --> 00:33:08,483
Okay, okay.
Just put the sword away.

440
00:33:20,120 --> 00:33:22,330
Tozan, this way! Come on!

441
00:33:28,712 --> 00:33:31,006
- Now we gotta do it the hard way.
- Hard way?

442
00:33:31,131 --> 00:33:33,717
Yes, the Zen of the high-speed chase.

443
00:34:18,746 --> 00:34:20,138
I'll get him.

444
00:34:32,526 --> 00:34:33,985
I'll get him.

445
00:34:53,080 --> 00:34:55,549
I got him. I got...

446
00:35:15,652 --> 00:35:19,239
Call an ambulance.
You all right, buddy? You all right?

447
00:35:19,364 --> 00:35:22,367
He was down there a long time.
He's in bad shape.

448
00:36:12,584 --> 00:36:14,085
Magnum, what are you doing?

449
00:36:15,045 --> 00:36:17,756
- Higgins, it's a fake.
- What?

450
00:36:18,506 --> 00:36:19,883
A fake.

451
00:36:20,383 --> 00:36:21,509
How do you know?

452
00:36:26,598 --> 00:36:28,933
- Sunrise is...
- 5:02.

453
00:36:46,326 --> 00:36:47,452
Tozan!

454
00:36:49,287 --> 00:36:52,749
Oh, my kaishaku.
I have been waiting for you.

455
00:36:52,832 --> 00:36:55,502
Tozan, it's a fake.

456
00:36:57,796 --> 00:37:00,965
I thought you understood.
You disappoint me.

457
00:37:01,174 --> 00:37:02,676
Damn it, I'm not lying.

458
00:37:02,759 --> 00:37:06,221
Magnum has many faults
but lying is not one of them.

459
00:37:10,433 --> 00:37:12,560
You see the grit?

460
00:37:12,769 --> 00:37:14,187
- The Endo...
- Edo.

461
00:37:14,312 --> 00:37:16,564
The Edo Tokugawa period

462
00:37:16,648 --> 00:37:20,485
was characterized by porcelain-work
using clay of the finest type,

463
00:37:20,568 --> 00:37:22,237
virtually devoid of grit.

464
00:37:22,529 --> 00:37:24,572
Extraordinary.

465
00:37:25,031 --> 00:37:28,034
Magnum, you never cease to amaze me.

466
00:37:28,243 --> 00:37:31,496
How did you arrive at
this astute conclusion

467
00:37:31,579 --> 00:37:33,206
with your limited knowledge of art?

468
00:37:33,415 --> 00:37:35,709
Would you believe me
if I said it came to me in a dream?

469
00:37:36,042 --> 00:37:40,588
Yes, because your conscious mind isn't
capable of such superior detective work.

470
00:37:40,922 --> 00:37:44,968
Was there a moment
when a switch could have been made?

471
00:37:45,061 --> 00:37:47,647
It never left my hands until the temple.

472
00:37:48,138 --> 00:37:50,974
- Then Fukuda gave you a fake.
- Impossible.

473
00:37:51,099 --> 00:37:53,226
Tozan, anything is possible.

474
00:37:53,309 --> 00:37:55,353
Not in this case.

475
00:37:55,562 --> 00:37:58,189
The Kenzan was authenticated
by Mr. Masters' representative,

476
00:37:58,273 --> 00:37:59,941
just prior to Tozan taking possession.

477
00:38:00,191 --> 00:38:02,360
Fukuda-san put it into my hands himself.

478
00:38:03,278 --> 00:38:06,281
What was Gallagher doing
with such a well-made fake?

479
00:38:06,448 --> 00:38:09,451
Only Gallagher can say
and he can't share it with us.

480
00:38:09,659 --> 00:38:11,619
He's gonna have
to share it with us.

481
00:38:11,703 --> 00:38:13,288
How? He's in intensive care,
unconscious.

482
00:38:13,538 --> 00:38:17,375
- I'll figure that out when I get there.
- Very Zen of you.

483
00:38:17,792 --> 00:38:19,419
Come on, Tozan.

484
00:38:22,539 --> 00:38:27,961
Tozan, if you're thinking about going back
out on the beach to pull your own plug,

485
00:38:28,052 --> 00:38:29,846
you're gonna have
to do it without my help.

486
00:38:29,929 --> 00:38:31,222
Magnum!

487
00:38:31,848 --> 00:38:34,142
You are angry,
Magnum-san. Why?

488
00:38:34,392 --> 00:38:35,977
I hate waste.

489
00:38:36,102 --> 00:38:39,731
I've seen a lifetime's worth of it...
in Vietnam.

490
00:38:39,939 --> 00:38:41,149
Ah.

491
00:38:42,150 --> 00:38:45,361
To die a samurai
is to give meaning to life,

492
00:38:45,487 --> 00:38:48,990
but to die a fool is merely
to throw one's life away.

493
00:38:49,073 --> 00:38:50,784
I will not die a fool.

494
00:39:05,298 --> 00:39:08,968
- You pulled me from the car.
- That's right.

495
00:39:10,178 --> 00:39:12,430
- Are you a cop?
- Private investigator.

496
00:39:13,556 --> 00:39:17,143
Investigators.
This is my partner, Tozan.

497
00:39:17,894 --> 00:39:21,314
Look, we need to know
where you got the Kenzan.

498
00:39:21,439 --> 00:39:25,026
Did you have it stolen for yourself
or were you just fencing?

499
00:39:25,109 --> 00:39:26,694
Neither.

500
00:39:26,903 --> 00:39:28,029
I made it.

501
00:39:30,073 --> 00:39:33,660
You made it?
It was nearly a perfect forgery.

502
00:39:34,202 --> 00:39:36,079
Thanks for the compliment.

503
00:39:37,997 --> 00:39:39,874
How did you know it was a fake?

504
00:39:40,625 --> 00:39:43,086
Well, it got
broken in the wreck.

505
00:39:43,169 --> 00:39:45,880
The clay had too much grit in it
for it to be a real Kenzan.

506
00:39:48,341 --> 00:39:51,302
I never figured it would get broken.

507
00:39:51,511 --> 00:39:52,804
How did you do it?

508
00:39:52,878 --> 00:39:54,889
About a month ago,
a man came to me.

509
00:39:55,181 --> 00:39:56,933
He had the original.

510
00:39:57,058 --> 00:39:58,685
He wanted eleven copies.

511
00:39:58,977 --> 00:40:02,313
A bodyguard stood around
the whole time.

512
00:40:02,564 --> 00:40:05,275
He wouldn't let the original
out of his sight

513
00:40:05,483 --> 00:40:10,446
and I had a hunch...
so I made an extra copy for myself.

514
00:40:10,905 --> 00:40:15,159
Then I got wind that
the real one was stolen.

515
00:40:15,410 --> 00:40:17,453
So you thought you'd cash in?

516
00:40:19,414 --> 00:40:22,584
I wish like hell I had minded
my own business.

517
00:40:22,834 --> 00:40:24,919
What did this man look like?

518
00:40:25,128 --> 00:40:26,337
Uh...

519
00:40:27,046 --> 00:40:31,175
He had a shaved head...
and a moustache.

520
00:40:42,520 --> 00:40:45,982
I'm not gonna take you to Fukuda,
not just so you can kill him,

521
00:40:46,107 --> 00:40:48,026
any more than I was
gonna be your shaikaku

522
00:40:48,109 --> 00:40:49,944
or whatever you call it.

523
00:40:57,410 --> 00:40:58,703
Tozan.

524
00:41:00,997 --> 00:41:02,332
Tozan!

525
00:41:04,709 --> 00:41:06,461
Tozan!

526
00:41:17,680 --> 00:41:21,267
Look, I can understand
how this would get to you.

527
00:41:21,351 --> 00:41:23,102
I don't like being lied to either.

528
00:41:23,186 --> 00:41:27,315
I am not angry. In a samurai,
anger is a wasted emotion.

529
00:41:27,440 --> 00:41:30,026
As one who hates waste,
you can appreciate that.

530
00:41:30,151 --> 00:41:32,111
I do what must be done.

531
00:41:32,195 --> 00:41:34,572
What about the arrow that is not aimed?

532
00:41:34,656 --> 00:41:38,618
At time of rest call for rest.
At time of action call for action.

533
00:41:38,743 --> 00:41:41,037
Come off it, Tozan!

534
00:41:41,079 --> 00:41:44,499
Avenging one's honor
is just revenge under another name.

535
00:41:44,582 --> 00:41:46,918
If you ask me,
revenge is more honest.

536
00:41:47,460 --> 00:41:49,003
To you, perhaps.

537
00:41:49,087 --> 00:41:51,339
Isn't recovering the
plate what's important?

538
00:41:51,422 --> 00:41:53,091
Isn't that your charge?

539
00:41:53,341 --> 00:41:57,720
If you kill Fukuda but lose the plate,
haven't you still lost your honor?

540
00:42:04,394 --> 00:42:08,356
Thank you, kaishaku,
for reminding me of my duty.

541
00:42:32,880 --> 00:42:34,465
Hello, Mr. Fukuda.

542
00:42:37,510 --> 00:42:39,679
You have something that
belongs to Robin Masters.

543
00:42:39,762 --> 00:42:41,139
We're here to return it to him.

544
00:42:41,889 --> 00:42:45,143
I don't have anything
that belongs to Mr. Masters,

545
00:42:45,335 --> 00:42:48,104
just cheap souvenirs
of my trip to Hawaii.

546
00:42:48,187 --> 00:42:49,147
You lie.

547
00:42:57,196 --> 00:42:59,240
- Tozan...?
- Sit down, quick!

548
00:42:59,365 --> 00:43:00,366
- What?
- Down!

549
00:44:00,927 --> 00:44:04,847
You know, Mr. Fukuda,
one of these plates...

550
00:44:04,931 --> 00:44:06,808
is the real Kenzan.
Which one is it?

551
00:44:07,266 --> 00:44:12,188
I paid $5 apiece for those...
and you can't prove otherwise.

552
00:44:12,396 --> 00:44:16,692
Unless you want to be charged
with kidnapping, assault and theft,

553
00:44:16,943 --> 00:44:18,611
I suggest you release me.

554
00:44:26,369 --> 00:44:27,745
What are you doing?

555
00:44:28,579 --> 00:44:31,249
I'm breaking cheap souvenirs...

556
00:44:33,918 --> 00:44:36,254
for which I'll gladly pay you $5 apiece.

557
00:45:01,320 --> 00:45:02,655
No!

558
00:45:03,447 --> 00:45:04,740
Not that one, please!

559
00:45:06,284 --> 00:45:11,747
Very good, Magnum-san.
No wall between thought and deed.

560
00:45:14,041 --> 00:45:15,501
Tozan, no!

561
00:45:22,466 --> 00:45:26,888
There's a haiku that says, "Though
I thought of you as a gallant warrior,

562
00:45:27,013 --> 00:45:31,058
Did you gird your sword just to gather
watercress in the Kaniha rice fields?"

563
00:45:36,355 --> 00:45:39,317
Very good, Magnum-san,
very good,

564
00:45:39,400 --> 00:45:42,320
but why do you care so much for his life?

565
00:45:42,945 --> 00:45:44,488
I don't.

566
00:45:44,989 --> 00:45:46,490
I care for yours.

567
00:45:55,082 --> 00:45:58,127
<i>You risked busting a plate
worth a half-million bucks?</i>

568
00:45:58,211 --> 00:46:02,715
Pounds, T.C.
That's over $800,000.

569
00:46:02,798 --> 00:46:05,009
That's even worse.

570
00:46:05,259 --> 00:46:08,512
- What else could I do?
- You could've called the police.

571
00:46:08,596 --> 00:46:11,474
Higgins, you told me not to, remember?

572
00:46:11,682 --> 00:46:15,061
Besides, as Tozan's kaishuka,
I had no choice.

573
00:46:15,269 --> 00:46:18,105
It's kaishaku.
And everyone has a choice.

574
00:46:18,189 --> 00:46:20,691
It's what separates us
from the lower animals.

575
00:46:21,400 --> 00:46:22,777
On second thought...

576
00:46:27,114 --> 00:46:29,825
What are you doing, Higgie baby,
joining the samurai union?

577
00:46:29,992 --> 00:46:33,037
Tozan donated this
to the estate collection

578
00:46:33,162 --> 00:46:35,706
as an apology for having lost the plate.

579
00:46:35,915 --> 00:46:38,000
Mr. Masters was pleased
when I told him.

580
00:46:38,209 --> 00:46:39,669
You told Robin what happened?

581
00:46:39,752 --> 00:46:43,422
Of course. He was grateful to Tozan
for recovering the plate.

582
00:46:43,756 --> 00:46:46,300
Did you tell him my contribution?

583
00:46:46,384 --> 00:46:50,972
No, but neither did I mention
your flagrant violation of estate rule.

584
00:46:51,597 --> 00:46:54,475
What did you do, T.M.,
put bubble bath in the tidal pool?

585
00:46:59,480 --> 00:47:01,675
This is the last can in the club.

586
00:47:01,941 --> 00:47:03,109
Hi, Higgins.

587
00:47:04,860 --> 00:47:06,320
Is that what I think it is?

588
00:47:06,696 --> 00:47:08,447
Yes, it's air freshener.

589
00:47:08,531 --> 00:47:10,241
My locker smells
like old gym shoes.

590
00:47:10,449 --> 00:47:12,493
You don't buy new ones!

591
00:47:12,702 --> 00:47:14,829
Only smell that would get rid of
is dog breath.

592
00:47:15,037 --> 00:47:17,290
- I knew it.
- No! I can explain!

593
00:47:17,373 --> 00:47:18,874
See, I've got this case.

594
00:47:18,916 --> 00:47:22,586
I gotta repossess a car on
Kaneohe and the guy's got dogs.

595
00:47:22,795 --> 00:47:26,299
Three dogs! You know what they say
about samurai swords --

596
00:47:26,400 --> 00:47:27,730
you unsheathe 'em,
you gotta draw blood!

597
00:47:27,842 --> 00:47:29,343
I know!