1 00:00:07,079 --> 00:00:08,914 This is Willie, our secret weapon. 2 00:00:09,164 --> 00:00:13,460 He's got a ringer! Probably some big, 6'5" guy from another island. 3 00:00:13,669 --> 00:00:16,839 My buddy's coaching the other team, wants to know what we're planning. 4 00:00:16,922 --> 00:00:18,382 That's why we're being followed. 5 00:00:18,549 --> 00:00:21,218 Your coach is trying to use you. 6 00:00:22,386 --> 00:00:25,681 I want to know who you are, other than Willie the Weapon. 7 00:00:25,931 --> 00:00:28,225 I don't need you or your crummy game. 8 00:01:46,094 --> 00:01:48,305 Why don't you watch where you're going? 9 00:01:48,388 --> 00:01:50,265 You came flying out on the street. 10 00:01:50,349 --> 00:01:52,226 Is she all right? Is she bleeding? 11 00:01:52,309 --> 00:01:54,353 No, she's okay, Gloria. She's okay. 12 00:01:54,436 --> 00:01:58,023 Kid, are you okay? I didn't see you, I swear to God. 13 00:01:58,440 --> 00:02:00,400 She's hurt, Ernie! I knew it! 14 00:02:00,526 --> 00:02:03,529 Gloria, would you shut up? Where are you hurt, kid? 15 00:02:03,737 --> 00:02:06,615 - It's my leg. - It's her leg. Oh, God. 16 00:02:06,679 --> 00:02:08,013 It's not broken. 17 00:02:08,075 --> 00:02:09,826 My God, it's broken, Ernie! 18 00:02:11,745 --> 00:02:13,956 Okay, maybe we shouldn't move you then. 19 00:02:14,206 --> 00:02:16,833 And let some other jerk run over me? 20 00:02:16,959 --> 00:02:18,794 Come on, help me up. 21 00:02:19,878 --> 00:02:22,089 Okay, but take it easy. Nice and easy... 22 00:02:24,132 --> 00:02:26,176 Do you mind? 23 00:02:26,426 --> 00:02:29,304 Boy, I sure hope you got insurance. 24 00:02:30,264 --> 00:02:32,558 Uh... no, the car's a rental. 25 00:02:32,683 --> 00:02:35,477 You see? I told you, get the insurance! 26 00:02:35,561 --> 00:02:37,688 Pay the extra and get the insurance. 27 00:02:37,813 --> 00:02:40,190 But would you listen to me? No. 28 00:02:40,357 --> 00:02:43,360 Where's a cop? We ought to get a cop. And an ambulance. 29 00:02:43,443 --> 00:02:45,195 Wait a minute, kid. 30 00:02:45,487 --> 00:02:48,532 Maybe we can settle this, huh? 31 00:02:50,993 --> 00:02:52,828 What do you say? 32 00:03:18,520 --> 00:03:19,605 All right! 33 00:03:25,444 --> 00:03:26,695 All right! 34 00:03:31,700 --> 00:03:33,994 Hold it. Come on. 35 00:03:34,077 --> 00:03:36,705 Everybody up here. Everybody up here. 36 00:03:37,581 --> 00:03:40,917 When you go for the boards I want you to get a good position. 37 00:03:41,001 --> 00:03:44,046 Let's work on some free throws. Line it up. Line it up. 38 00:03:44,171 --> 00:03:46,465 You're looking weak. You're looking weak. 39 00:03:51,428 --> 00:03:52,929 All right! 40 00:03:53,138 --> 00:03:55,140 Straight up the pipe now. 41 00:03:56,933 --> 00:04:00,228 All right! Now let's get a streak going here. One... 42 00:04:00,562 --> 00:04:02,481 Boy, these kids are great. 43 00:04:02,564 --> 00:04:05,609 I don't believe it. Where did he get these kids? 44 00:04:05,901 --> 00:04:08,528 That's four in a row, Thomas. These guys don't miss. 45 00:04:08,612 --> 00:04:10,614 - Did you see that? - No. 46 00:04:10,739 --> 00:04:13,492 You know I can't watch. T.C. and I made a deal. 47 00:04:13,575 --> 00:04:15,911 We don't watch each other's practices. 48 00:04:15,994 --> 00:04:19,164 It's just as well. You wouldn't like what you see. 49 00:04:20,499 --> 00:04:24,002 Number 12 is hot city. Thomas, you've got to see him. 50 00:04:24,169 --> 00:04:26,505 And number 15 is a giant! 51 00:04:31,218 --> 00:04:32,761 What are you doing? 52 00:04:32,886 --> 00:04:35,889 - A little of my own strategy. - Ten points? 53 00:04:35,972 --> 00:04:38,892 What makes you think we're gonna lose by ten points? That's crazy. 54 00:04:39,643 --> 00:04:41,520 You're right. 15. 55 00:04:42,020 --> 00:04:43,563 15? Why? 56 00:04:43,814 --> 00:04:45,982 Because I've seen your guys play. 57 00:04:47,359 --> 00:04:50,070 Get the ball up. Nobody touch the ground with the ball. 58 00:04:53,073 --> 00:04:56,910 Nice going. That's it. Okay. Rebound. Come on, get it back. 59 00:04:56,993 --> 00:04:59,371 Don't let the ball touch the ground, guys. 60 00:04:59,496 --> 00:05:02,249 No! Don't dribble! You do that again, you take a lap. 61 00:05:02,332 --> 00:05:03,583 Get it back. Come on. 62 00:05:06,670 --> 00:05:09,089 Nice lay-up. Nice shot. 63 00:05:09,214 --> 00:05:12,092 Let's run some plays. Shirts and skins. Come on. 64 00:05:12,175 --> 00:05:13,343 All right, let's go. 65 00:05:15,887 --> 00:05:19,808 We're gonna run the play where the high post goes down, sets a pick for Gus. 66 00:05:20,058 --> 00:05:22,185 All right? In low post. Let's go. 67 00:05:27,774 --> 00:05:29,443 - You fouled me! - You charged! 68 00:05:29,526 --> 00:05:31,319 You're just steamed 'cause I beat you. 69 00:05:31,403 --> 00:05:34,030 Hey, wait a minute, guys. Come on. 70 00:05:34,239 --> 00:05:35,949 We're on the same team, remember? 71 00:05:36,158 --> 00:05:38,660 - Tell him this isn't football. - Tell him to use his eyes. 72 00:05:38,785 --> 00:05:43,123 Knock it off! You're wasting valuable practice time which we all could use. 73 00:05:43,415 --> 00:05:46,293 You're the ones playing next week, not me. 74 00:05:46,543 --> 00:05:48,128 Let's run some plays. 75 00:05:48,211 --> 00:05:51,506 Okay, let's set it up again. Hustle up. 76 00:05:51,631 --> 00:05:54,593 This time, Gus, wait for that two-man pick to set up 77 00:05:54,718 --> 00:05:56,887 before you bring your man across. 78 00:06:00,682 --> 00:06:04,936 Gus, don't dribble! You give your man time to pick the ball up, see? 79 00:06:08,732 --> 00:06:11,234 All right, girlie, give me the ball. 80 00:06:37,052 --> 00:06:39,262 Okay, hotshot, give me the ball. 81 00:06:39,471 --> 00:06:40,514 Sure. 82 00:06:52,400 --> 00:06:53,819 Hey! 83 00:06:54,861 --> 00:06:57,322 Hey. Wait a minute. 84 00:06:58,323 --> 00:07:01,993 You better concentrate on defense. You got no shooters. 85 00:07:02,077 --> 00:07:06,081 Your only hope is keeping the other guys from scoring 100 points... a quarter. 86 00:07:06,330 --> 00:07:07,707 Is that right? 87 00:07:07,833 --> 00:07:10,168 I know, I know, you didn't ask. 88 00:07:10,252 --> 00:07:12,003 So don't listen. 89 00:07:12,170 --> 00:07:15,048 I don't remember seeing you around here. 90 00:07:15,173 --> 00:07:17,884 - I don't hang out with losers. - We're not losers. 91 00:07:17,968 --> 00:07:21,012 The way those guys play, you're gonna be. 92 00:07:21,096 --> 00:07:23,640 - What's your name? - Willie. 93 00:07:23,765 --> 00:07:26,935 - Where did you learn to play? - Ever heard of Bill Walton? 94 00:07:28,895 --> 00:07:30,981 Walton, huh? You related? 95 00:07:31,064 --> 00:07:32,274 Mm-hm. 96 00:07:32,399 --> 00:07:35,861 - You live around here? - Nah. We're just in town visiting. 97 00:07:35,986 --> 00:07:39,322 We're on the road a lot, you know. Got a suite at the Kualao. 98 00:07:40,073 --> 00:07:43,201 Listen, if you're gonna be in town for a while, 99 00:07:43,285 --> 00:07:46,121 maybe you'd like to play some ball. 100 00:07:46,204 --> 00:07:48,999 With those guys? You gotta be kidding. 101 00:07:49,082 --> 00:07:52,669 No. My name's Thomas Magnum. We're here every afternoon. 102 00:07:52,752 --> 00:07:54,254 If you change your mind... 103 00:07:54,337 --> 00:07:56,214 I don't change my mind. 104 00:08:01,011 --> 00:08:05,807 Like I said, defense. You better make it a zone two. 105 00:08:05,932 --> 00:08:08,226 They'll get killed playing man to man. 106 00:08:15,942 --> 00:08:20,238 Hey, guys. Listen up. 107 00:08:20,447 --> 00:08:22,824 We're gonna try something new. 108 00:08:22,908 --> 00:08:26,244 Who's ever heard of a floating zone defense? 109 00:08:38,006 --> 00:08:42,385 I have reluctantly become accustomed to your incessant door-slamming, 110 00:08:42,552 --> 00:08:46,389 and I have learned to turn a deaf ear to your shouting like a fishmonger. 111 00:08:46,556 --> 00:08:49,684 But bouncing a basketball on Mr. Masters' imported tile floor 112 00:08:49,851 --> 00:08:52,228 is something I cannot and will not tolerate. 113 00:08:52,354 --> 00:08:54,022 Now please... 114 00:08:55,941 --> 00:08:57,442 stop. 115 00:08:57,692 --> 00:09:01,988 Sorry, Higgins. I just came by to see if the uniforms had arrived. 116 00:09:09,162 --> 00:09:10,872 This morning. 117 00:09:11,373 --> 00:09:13,291 Did you have to pick red? 118 00:09:13,416 --> 00:09:15,877 I did not pick red. Mr. Masters picked red. 119 00:09:16,086 --> 00:09:19,631 I abhor red. I would have picked robin's egg blue. 120 00:09:19,798 --> 00:09:22,467 He felt that our team should be appropriately outfitted. 121 00:09:22,592 --> 00:09:25,804 - But he specified red. - "Our" team? 122 00:09:25,929 --> 00:09:29,891 Mr. Masters is sponsoring the boys and will be following the game. 123 00:09:30,100 --> 00:09:31,935 As his representative, 124 00:09:32,060 --> 00:09:35,188 I will do everything possible to assure our team's success. 125 00:09:35,397 --> 00:09:38,149 You? Higgins, I'm the coach, remember? 126 00:09:38,733 --> 00:09:43,029 Yes. Well, I've had a bit of experience on the basketball court myself. 127 00:09:43,238 --> 00:09:45,281 You played? 128 00:09:45,448 --> 00:09:48,535 Yes. It was late '42. North Africa. 129 00:09:48,660 --> 00:09:51,371 The Allies were preparing to take Tripoli. 130 00:09:51,579 --> 00:09:54,040 But what with the heat, the awful food and the malaria, 131 00:09:54,124 --> 00:09:55,709 the lads were demoralized. 132 00:09:55,834 --> 00:09:58,503 - Higgins... - So I organized a diversion. 133 00:09:58,628 --> 00:10:01,214 Unfortunately, cricket was out of the question. 134 00:10:01,297 --> 00:10:04,009 But we fashioned a rudimentary basketball hoop. 135 00:10:04,259 --> 00:10:05,885 Out of a peach crate, right? 136 00:10:05,969 --> 00:10:08,138 The lid of an old oil drum. 137 00:10:08,346 --> 00:10:11,349 As luck would have it, we had two superb American players with us. 138 00:10:11,433 --> 00:10:16,938 Ernie "Set Shot" McElroy and a lad from Kentucky, R. "Duke" Gilberry. 139 00:10:17,355 --> 00:10:19,858 - The R. "Duke" Gilberry? - Quite. 140 00:10:19,983 --> 00:10:23,278 In a matter of days, I learned the game and organized a British team. 141 00:10:23,486 --> 00:10:25,697 We called ourselves the North African Anglos. 142 00:10:28,450 --> 00:10:33,329 By the time we marched into Tripoli, we'd given the Yanks several floggings. 143 00:10:33,455 --> 00:10:35,040 What's that? 144 00:10:35,248 --> 00:10:38,418 That's an ingenious defense I created while coaching the Anglos. 145 00:10:38,626 --> 00:10:41,171 I told you, I am the coach 146 00:10:41,254 --> 00:10:45,091 and I do not need an antiquated World War 2 defense. 147 00:10:45,258 --> 00:10:47,886 According to Rick, you need all the help you can get. 148 00:10:49,888 --> 00:10:51,931 I originally called this a sphere defense 149 00:10:52,015 --> 00:10:54,392 but I believe it's now known as a floating zone. 150 00:10:54,476 --> 00:10:56,478 Are you familiar with it? 151 00:10:59,272 --> 00:11:00,774 Higgins didn't know it, 152 00:11:00,899 --> 00:11:03,234 but I wanted to win just as much as he did. 153 00:11:03,318 --> 00:11:07,614 Given the way the kids had been playing, though, we were gonna need help. 154 00:11:07,822 --> 00:11:12,118 What we needed was a 13-year-old tomboy with moves like Dr. J. 155 00:11:12,202 --> 00:11:15,163 And as luck would have it, I just happened to know one. 156 00:11:15,288 --> 00:11:17,791 Of course, I had to find her first. 157 00:11:54,160 --> 00:11:56,955 Come on, guys. We've only got so much time. 158 00:11:57,080 --> 00:12:00,250 - Hey. Where are you going? - Practice. 159 00:12:00,375 --> 00:12:04,003 Oh. It looks like I got here just in time. Coach? 160 00:12:04,087 --> 00:12:06,714 Yeah? Watch your fingers, guys. 161 00:12:07,340 --> 00:12:10,468 I came by your hotel. I couldn't find you or Bill. 162 00:12:10,802 --> 00:12:14,639 I know. We had to change hotels. Too many reporters. 163 00:12:14,722 --> 00:12:17,392 Oh. Thought you didn't hang around with losers. 164 00:12:17,600 --> 00:12:20,061 - I changed my mind. - You don't change your mind. 165 00:12:20,145 --> 00:12:23,857 Let's not press this thing, okay? I just want to play some ball. 166 00:12:24,065 --> 00:12:27,735 Okay. Welcome aboard. We're gonna go someplace else to practice. 167 00:12:27,861 --> 00:12:29,320 Why? 168 00:12:29,404 --> 00:12:30,697 Spies. 169 00:12:52,568 --> 00:12:55,638 My buddy's coaching the other team, wants to know our plans. 170 00:12:55,889 --> 00:12:57,682 That's why we're being followed. 171 00:13:00,977 --> 00:13:03,688 - You mean that guy in the pickup? - Yeah. 172 00:13:04,522 --> 00:13:06,649 Either that or it's someone after you. 173 00:13:06,774 --> 00:13:08,776 - Me? - Reporters? 174 00:13:08,902 --> 00:13:12,655 Oh. Yeah, right. Lose the sucker, huh? 175 00:13:12,739 --> 00:13:14,532 We don't have to. 176 00:13:14,616 --> 00:13:18,494 Where we're headed, we're going to have absolute privacy. 177 00:13:19,412 --> 00:13:20,830 Oh, my God! 178 00:13:22,332 --> 00:13:23,958 What is it, Higgins? 179 00:13:24,167 --> 00:13:27,545 Have you finally, irretrievably lost control of your senses? 180 00:13:27,712 --> 00:13:30,965 Gee, Higgins. I don't think so. Why? 181 00:13:31,049 --> 00:13:36,429 Why? Why? My God, man, your horde of... of... 182 00:13:36,596 --> 00:13:38,640 They're called kids, Higgins. 183 00:13:39,474 --> 00:13:42,185 Okay, guys. Put the ladder away. I'll get the balls. 184 00:13:42,268 --> 00:13:46,856 They could do more damage than Sherman's men did in Georgia. 185 00:13:47,106 --> 00:13:51,819 T.C. is going to do everything he can to find out our strategy, 186 00:13:52,070 --> 00:13:54,405 including hiring spies. 187 00:13:54,489 --> 00:13:58,159 I felt that it would be better if we practiced out here, in private. 188 00:13:58,284 --> 00:13:59,786 At the estate? 189 00:13:59,911 --> 00:14:03,331 Every inch of these grounds is a delicately balanced ecosystem. 190 00:14:03,539 --> 00:14:06,376 - The slightest disruption could destroy... - Wait a minute. 191 00:14:06,542 --> 00:14:08,169 Hold it just a minute. 192 00:14:08,586 --> 00:14:12,006 It was you who gave me the "Win one for the Gipper" speech, right? 193 00:14:12,090 --> 00:14:15,260 - I beg your pardon? - And it was you who made it clear 194 00:14:15,385 --> 00:14:18,972 that you intended to do everything possible to ensure victory, right? 195 00:14:19,555 --> 00:14:21,099 Right? 196 00:14:21,307 --> 00:14:23,393 Good. Me too. 197 00:14:23,518 --> 00:14:25,645 The tennis court will be perfect. 198 00:14:32,026 --> 00:14:35,321 Are any of you familiar with the two-handed set shot? 199 00:14:38,908 --> 00:14:40,910 The underhand free throw? 200 00:14:45,832 --> 00:14:49,502 Hey, Magnum, this place is totally awesome. 201 00:14:49,627 --> 00:14:52,338 - Thanks, Willie. - How much did you pay for it? 202 00:14:52,505 --> 00:14:55,341 Magnum pay? What a novel concept. 203 00:14:55,425 --> 00:15:00,096 Young lady, not a single centimeter of "this place," as you called it, 204 00:15:00,221 --> 00:15:02,140 belongs to Magnum. 205 00:15:02,307 --> 00:15:04,267 Who's this guy? Your butler? 206 00:15:06,060 --> 00:15:08,313 This is Higgins. He kind of runs the place. 207 00:15:08,396 --> 00:15:10,815 Higgins, this is Willie, our secret weapon. 208 00:15:10,940 --> 00:15:12,859 Nice to meet you, Higgie. 209 00:15:14,444 --> 00:15:16,612 Come on, guys! Let's go! 210 00:15:26,164 --> 00:15:27,999 Nice play, guys. Okay. 211 00:15:28,082 --> 00:15:31,627 Set it up again. Offense to defense. There you go. 212 00:15:34,047 --> 00:15:35,590 Hey. 213 00:15:35,715 --> 00:15:39,510 Willie, why didn't you hit the open man? He was wide open. 214 00:15:39,635 --> 00:15:41,763 He didn't look open to me. 215 00:15:41,888 --> 00:15:45,016 Well, he was, and it's a screen-and-roll drill. 216 00:15:45,099 --> 00:15:47,602 Offense to defense. Let's go, you guys. 217 00:15:48,853 --> 00:15:50,855 Come on. Set it up. 218 00:15:56,235 --> 00:15:58,738 - Hiya. - You didn't set a pick! 219 00:15:59,155 --> 00:16:02,033 You forgot to set your pick. Come on. Offense to defense. 220 00:16:02,158 --> 00:16:04,911 You've got to set a pick or the play won't work. 221 00:16:06,037 --> 00:16:08,581 Nice pick. Yeah, nice try, guys. 222 00:16:08,790 --> 00:16:11,459 Okay. Good D. Offense to defense. Let's go. 223 00:16:12,043 --> 00:16:13,878 Come on, you guys. 224 00:16:18,549 --> 00:16:20,218 What's wrong with you? 225 00:16:20,343 --> 00:16:22,512 That jade figurine is priceless. 226 00:16:22,595 --> 00:16:25,681 Yeah, I know. About two million priceless. 227 00:16:25,765 --> 00:16:29,310 2.1, actually, but it's not a toy to be played with, it's... 228 00:16:29,519 --> 00:16:32,855 It's Han Dynasty, right? About 220AD. 229 00:16:33,231 --> 00:16:36,359 A bit earlier, actually. Between 170 and 185. 230 00:16:36,442 --> 00:16:40,738 Oh, yeah, right. I should have looked more closely at the eyes. 231 00:16:40,822 --> 00:16:44,534 Quite perceptive. Now would you please put it down? Very carefully. 232 00:16:44,617 --> 00:16:46,828 Sure, Higgie. No sweat. 233 00:16:51,249 --> 00:16:55,044 Wow! What a righteous chest! 234 00:16:55,128 --> 00:16:57,130 That righteous chest is an antique. 235 00:16:57,213 --> 00:16:58,965 It's Korean, isn't it? 236 00:16:59,048 --> 00:17:01,759 I thought it was a Hong Kong imitation at first. 237 00:17:01,926 --> 00:17:04,011 Nothing of Mr. Masters' is an imitation. 238 00:17:04,762 --> 00:17:07,932 Yeah, but this is the real thing. 239 00:17:08,015 --> 00:17:10,268 Tortoiseshell inlay and all. 240 00:17:10,560 --> 00:17:11,811 Yes. 241 00:17:16,315 --> 00:17:19,444 - It's a beautiful piece, isn't it? - Mm-hm. 242 00:17:20,236 --> 00:17:22,071 Hey, what smells so good? 243 00:17:22,572 --> 00:17:26,367 I'm baking a walnut torte for tea. 244 00:17:26,492 --> 00:17:28,661 What kind of walnuts are you using? 245 00:17:28,786 --> 00:17:30,163 English, of course. 246 00:17:30,371 --> 00:17:32,373 I hope you removed the skins. 247 00:17:33,082 --> 00:17:34,500 I beg your pardon? 248 00:17:34,709 --> 00:17:37,503 If you don't, they'll make it taste bitter. 249 00:17:38,129 --> 00:17:40,756 Yes, I have noticed a rather sharp tang. 250 00:17:41,632 --> 00:17:45,511 What you do is blanch them first, then rub the skins off with a towel. 251 00:17:45,595 --> 00:17:46,888 Where's the kitchen? 252 00:17:47,763 --> 00:17:49,265 Just off the dining room. 253 00:17:49,348 --> 00:17:51,392 Come on. I'll show you how. 254 00:17:51,642 --> 00:17:55,730 There's actually no such thing as English walnuts. They're really Persian. 255 00:17:55,855 --> 00:17:58,107 People call them English 'cause British ships 256 00:17:58,232 --> 00:17:59,817 brought them over from Persia. 257 00:17:59,942 --> 00:18:01,277 Interesting, huh? 258 00:18:01,486 --> 00:18:03,779 Okay, offense to defense. Let's go. 259 00:18:05,615 --> 00:18:07,992 Hey, where's Willie? 260 00:18:08,075 --> 00:18:12,455 She was heading for the house. I guess she had to... you know... 261 00:18:12,538 --> 00:18:15,500 You guys run some lay-ups, okay? I'll be right back. 262 00:18:15,625 --> 00:18:18,002 It was outside the Abbey of Montecassino, 263 00:18:18,085 --> 00:18:20,129 and a bloody awful mess it was too. 264 00:18:20,213 --> 00:18:23,883 Montecassino... Early '44, right, north of Salerno. 265 00:18:24,008 --> 00:18:24,884 Yes. 266 00:18:25,134 --> 00:18:27,220 You must have been a baby, Higgie. 267 00:18:27,470 --> 00:18:29,639 Well, not quite. 268 00:18:31,182 --> 00:18:34,310 At any rate, Lieutenant Carlton Houghtailing and I 269 00:18:34,393 --> 00:18:37,104 were pinned down by sniper fire for 16 days 270 00:18:37,230 --> 00:18:39,232 in an abandoned mushroom cellar. 271 00:18:39,482 --> 00:18:41,484 It's shocking what a deleterious effect 272 00:18:41,609 --> 00:18:44,111 a regimen of nothing but mushrooms can have. 273 00:18:44,320 --> 00:18:47,114 By the sixth day, Houghtailing had forgotten his own name, 274 00:18:47,198 --> 00:18:50,660 and by the tenth he was convinced that we were Julius Caesar and Mark Antony. 275 00:18:52,286 --> 00:18:54,914 Needless to say, that presented some problems. 276 00:18:55,039 --> 00:18:58,167 Higgins! Don't do anything you'll regret. 277 00:18:58,376 --> 00:19:00,545 What are you babbling about now, Magnum? 278 00:19:02,296 --> 00:19:03,798 Nothing, I guess. 279 00:19:04,090 --> 00:19:08,678 If you abscond with Theresa before we've skinned these walnuts, 280 00:19:08,761 --> 00:19:10,680 you'll forfeit your share of the torte. 281 00:19:16,227 --> 00:19:18,604 You gotta promise me something. 282 00:19:18,688 --> 00:19:21,649 - What? - Well, my name, Theresa... 283 00:19:21,774 --> 00:19:25,861 It's sort of private. I'd appreciate it if it didn't get around. 284 00:19:26,112 --> 00:19:27,655 Gotcha. 285 00:19:30,074 --> 00:19:33,661 Speaking of favors, I've got one I want to ask you. 286 00:19:33,786 --> 00:19:35,246 Shoot. 287 00:19:36,330 --> 00:19:38,249 How about telling me the truth? 288 00:19:39,166 --> 00:19:40,793 About you. 289 00:19:41,794 --> 00:19:45,506 I already did, okay? I told you all about me. 290 00:19:45,798 --> 00:19:48,968 I'm not talking about phantom basketball players and reporters. 291 00:19:49,051 --> 00:19:53,222 I want to know who you are, other than Willie the Weapon. 292 00:19:53,472 --> 00:19:55,725 What about your mom and dad? They living in Honolulu? 293 00:19:59,228 --> 00:20:01,314 You're just gonna wreck everything, 294 00:20:01,689 --> 00:20:04,358 asking questions about things that don't matter 295 00:20:04,567 --> 00:20:07,695 and sticking your nose into other people's business and... 296 00:20:08,904 --> 00:20:12,742 Great. Start to cry. That's really gonna help a lot. 297 00:20:21,500 --> 00:20:25,171 My dad split town about three or four years ago. 298 00:20:25,338 --> 00:20:27,173 Just didn't come home one night. 299 00:20:27,548 --> 00:20:30,009 My mom took it really hard. 300 00:20:30,217 --> 00:20:31,552 She cried a lot. 301 00:20:33,596 --> 00:20:37,933 Then one day she gathered together all his stuff, everything he'd left behind, 302 00:20:38,017 --> 00:20:41,145 and made a bonfire out of it in the backyard. 303 00:20:41,604 --> 00:20:44,899 The whole thing went up in about 15 seconds. 304 00:20:46,484 --> 00:20:49,153 Easy come, easy go, I guess. 305 00:20:50,696 --> 00:20:53,824 Mom got a job doing secretarial stuff for the government. 306 00:20:53,949 --> 00:20:57,244 You know, nine to five, punch in and punch out. 307 00:20:57,787 --> 00:21:01,707 Me, I got a key to the apartment. 308 00:21:01,874 --> 00:21:04,210 I'm one of your latchkey kids. 309 00:21:04,460 --> 00:21:07,463 They write stories about kids like me, don't they? 310 00:21:10,800 --> 00:21:12,968 It's up here on the right. 311 00:21:22,144 --> 00:21:23,979 You gonna be at practice tomorrow? 312 00:21:24,105 --> 00:21:27,900 I'm Willie the Weapon, remember? I'll be there. 313 00:22:13,904 --> 00:22:16,490 You of all our children, princess. 314 00:22:17,241 --> 00:22:20,453 We're very hurt, and we were worried. 315 00:22:20,578 --> 00:22:22,872 We were very worried. 316 00:22:23,038 --> 00:22:25,875 Why, Lee looked everywhere for you, didn't you, Lee? 317 00:22:26,125 --> 00:22:28,461 Yeah. Everywhere. 318 00:22:30,129 --> 00:22:33,507 Look, I was gonna call, for sure. 319 00:22:33,716 --> 00:22:35,760 Like hell she was. 320 00:22:36,260 --> 00:22:40,639 You raise a kid, you sweat, you slave, and look at the thanks you get. 321 00:22:40,848 --> 00:22:44,894 Look, I'm not your kid, I'm just another check from the state. 322 00:22:45,144 --> 00:22:48,355 Maybe you'd rather be back in a juvenile facility. 323 00:22:48,481 --> 00:22:51,400 - That can be arranged, kiddo. - Now, now, Vera. 324 00:22:51,525 --> 00:22:53,611 That won't be necessary. 325 00:22:53,819 --> 00:22:57,114 Kids. They never appreciate what they've got. 326 00:22:57,990 --> 00:23:01,827 Home sweet home. Thanks. Tons. 327 00:23:02,119 --> 00:23:03,954 Be fair, princess. 328 00:23:04,079 --> 00:23:07,583 We invested a lot of time in your... education. 329 00:23:07,750 --> 00:23:09,585 We taught you so much. 330 00:23:09,710 --> 00:23:13,339 Yeah. Bouncing off car fenders has a lot of potential. 331 00:23:13,547 --> 00:23:16,091 - We're all you've got, Theresa. - Willie! 332 00:23:16,258 --> 00:23:17,843 It's Willie to you, Vera. 333 00:23:18,427 --> 00:23:23,057 Vera's right. It can be an awful cold world out there, Princess. 334 00:23:23,933 --> 00:23:25,601 Well, I got friends. 335 00:23:26,393 --> 00:23:30,105 Oh, that's right. Yeah, we heard that. 336 00:23:30,356 --> 00:23:32,191 One of them's Robin Masters. 337 00:23:34,443 --> 00:23:38,280 Is that true? Is that really true? 338 00:23:38,864 --> 00:23:43,118 Hey, Vera and I think that's terrific. 339 00:23:43,953 --> 00:23:48,249 I mean, it must be great to get to know a guy like Robin Masters. 340 00:23:48,499 --> 00:23:50,876 Uh-uh. No way. Forget it. 341 00:23:51,001 --> 00:23:53,379 I got you guys clocked like radar. 342 00:23:53,671 --> 00:23:57,299 There's always juvie... princess. 343 00:23:57,633 --> 00:24:02,888 Yeah? Well, you guys can just kiss off any schemes that you're thinking about. 344 00:24:03,013 --> 00:24:06,851 I'd rather come clean to the heat than blow it with my friends. 345 00:24:07,017 --> 00:24:10,813 Princess, we're your friends. 346 00:24:11,647 --> 00:24:16,026 Besides, who in the hell would believe you? 347 00:24:16,193 --> 00:24:18,487 Think about it. 348 00:24:24,577 --> 00:24:26,871 Now, princess. 349 00:24:27,121 --> 00:24:30,666 Maybe you can tell us a little something about Robin's Nest. 350 00:24:32,293 --> 00:24:35,588 I've always been curious about how the other half lived. 351 00:24:36,213 --> 00:24:37,965 Huh, Princess? 352 00:24:38,716 --> 00:24:40,175 Huh? 353 00:24:50,769 --> 00:24:52,187 See? 354 00:24:53,522 --> 00:24:55,274 Still got the old spring. 355 00:24:55,357 --> 00:24:56,650 That's great, pal. 356 00:24:56,775 --> 00:24:58,819 For my sake, I hope your kids do too. 357 00:24:58,944 --> 00:25:00,070 Huh? 358 00:25:00,195 --> 00:25:04,074 Since you've found your new secret weapon, the points spread changed. 359 00:25:04,158 --> 00:25:06,243 I just cut Ice Pick in for five big ones. 360 00:25:06,327 --> 00:25:08,579 - Big ones? - No, big ones. 361 00:25:14,668 --> 00:25:16,337 I'm gonna kill you. 362 00:25:16,545 --> 00:25:17,504 Hold on. 363 00:25:17,588 --> 00:25:19,048 What's the matter? 364 00:25:19,131 --> 00:25:20,966 Nothing that coming clean won't cure. 365 00:25:21,050 --> 00:25:24,094 - Do you know what he's talking about? - No. 366 00:25:24,303 --> 00:25:25,846 I just came from the club 367 00:25:25,971 --> 00:25:29,308 and the odds on your team are way down, almost even money. 368 00:25:29,558 --> 00:25:30,935 What gives? 369 00:25:34,563 --> 00:25:37,066 A ringer. He's got a ringer! 370 00:25:37,358 --> 00:25:40,736 Probably some big, 6'5" guy from another island. 371 00:25:40,819 --> 00:25:44,114 He's probably mean and ugly too. That is low down, Thomas. 372 00:25:44,239 --> 00:25:47,076 That is illegal, immoral... 373 00:25:47,368 --> 00:25:50,245 T.C., it is a kids' game, and that's all I got. 374 00:25:50,496 --> 00:25:52,414 Kids, just like yours. 375 00:25:52,665 --> 00:25:55,000 Maybe the word's out on the quality of the coaching. 376 00:25:55,250 --> 00:25:58,128 The quality of the coaching? Hah! 377 00:25:58,379 --> 00:26:01,757 Man, talk is cheap. When was the last time you played, anyway? 378 00:26:01,840 --> 00:26:06,303 Oh, the Academy, that basketball powerhouse. 379 00:26:06,512 --> 00:26:08,722 With their height limit. What were you, the center? 380 00:26:08,847 --> 00:26:11,725 Kareem Abdul-Magnum. 381 00:26:11,850 --> 00:26:13,352 Don't go any farther. 382 00:26:13,435 --> 00:26:15,104 I know what you're going to say next. 383 00:26:15,229 --> 00:26:17,147 The third all-time leading score at Grumbling? 384 00:26:17,773 --> 00:26:19,191 Grambling! 385 00:26:19,400 --> 00:26:21,026 Oh, yeah. 386 00:26:21,443 --> 00:26:24,488 Wait! Hold on! Hold on! 387 00:26:25,114 --> 00:26:27,408 I think I've got an idea that will settle everything. 388 00:26:31,745 --> 00:26:33,372 Where you move, boy? 389 00:26:34,540 --> 00:26:36,000 Let's do a little switch. 390 00:26:36,125 --> 00:26:39,003 Hold it, Magnum. Let me see that ball. 391 00:26:39,086 --> 00:26:40,546 Turkey! 392 00:26:42,423 --> 00:26:44,466 They don't teach 'em much at the Academy, do they? 393 00:26:45,426 --> 00:26:47,136 Wanna touch this? 394 00:26:47,428 --> 00:26:49,138 Should have got on me. 395 00:27:29,428 --> 00:27:32,139 - Blocking. - What? He ran right into me! 396 00:27:32,264 --> 00:27:33,640 Okay, charging. 397 00:27:33,724 --> 00:27:35,601 Charging? You gotta be out of your mind! 398 00:27:35,726 --> 00:27:38,854 Okay! Play it over again. Where's the ball? 399 00:27:48,405 --> 00:27:50,699 So you're the star of this team, huh? 400 00:27:51,033 --> 00:27:53,118 Yeah, sort of. 401 00:27:53,368 --> 00:27:55,746 This game must be pretty important. 402 00:27:55,829 --> 00:27:57,539 They all are. 403 00:27:59,833 --> 00:28:02,461 Look, I know what you're trying to do. 404 00:28:02,878 --> 00:28:04,630 You do? 405 00:28:05,172 --> 00:28:09,384 Hey, princess, I'm just talking about basketball now. 406 00:28:10,469 --> 00:28:14,306 Sounds to me like this coach of yours is trying to use you, 407 00:28:14,598 --> 00:28:16,725 to exploit your talents, you know? 408 00:28:16,809 --> 00:28:19,561 No, that's not it. Not at all. 409 00:28:19,853 --> 00:28:21,230 Oh. 410 00:28:21,480 --> 00:28:26,110 So after this game you figure they'll still want to have you around, right? 411 00:28:26,985 --> 00:28:30,405 Well, sure. Of course. We're friends. 412 00:28:30,531 --> 00:28:32,908 Don't count on it, Willie. 413 00:28:33,200 --> 00:28:37,162 Vera and I and the other kids, we're your friends. 414 00:28:37,287 --> 00:28:40,124 That's 'cause we've been through a lot together, 415 00:28:40,332 --> 00:28:42,459 not all of it fun, 416 00:28:42,543 --> 00:28:46,213 but we've done what we've had to do to survive and we always will. 417 00:28:46,380 --> 00:28:48,006 'Cause we're a family. 418 00:28:48,632 --> 00:28:51,176 Those other people aren't. 419 00:28:51,260 --> 00:28:53,762 Give me a break, will you? 420 00:29:03,313 --> 00:29:06,108 She's probably just been temporarily delayed. 421 00:29:06,191 --> 00:29:09,862 She's not coming. She lied to us, just like she lied about everything else. 422 00:29:09,945 --> 00:29:12,781 - You're being awfully harsh. - It's true! 423 00:29:12,865 --> 00:29:15,325 She lied about where she lives, her name. 424 00:29:15,576 --> 00:29:17,703 She probably hasn't said one thing that's true. 425 00:29:17,793 --> 00:29:20,747 She's gotten to you but I can still see what's going on. 426 00:29:20,831 --> 00:29:24,543 We're being taken for a ride, being played for big, grown-up dummies. 427 00:29:24,751 --> 00:29:27,504 - But what on earth for? - I don't know. 428 00:29:27,629 --> 00:29:31,675 I can't help but feel there's a perfectly good explanation for all this. 429 00:29:31,884 --> 00:29:33,802 For once, Higgins, I hope you're right. 430 00:29:33,927 --> 00:29:37,514 Come on, guys, tighten up. You're looking like a bunch of school kids. 431 00:29:52,863 --> 00:29:58,243 Princess. You know the way home. We'll be waiting. 432 00:30:01,830 --> 00:30:06,126 Okay. Chest passes. Let's go. Fast. Let's go. Come on. Faster! 433 00:30:06,376 --> 00:30:08,795 Right in the chest. Keep it going. Faster. 434 00:30:08,879 --> 00:30:12,049 Don't put your hands at your side when you're done. Faster. 435 00:30:12,257 --> 00:30:15,552 - That's it. Keep going. - Hey, Coach. What's happening? 436 00:30:15,802 --> 00:30:18,138 Okay. Rotate when you get to there. Come on, guys. 437 00:30:21,266 --> 00:30:25,354 For starters, you're late. About an hour and 15 minutes late. 438 00:30:25,604 --> 00:30:28,899 Yeah. I'm probably gonna be late for my own funeral. 439 00:30:30,150 --> 00:30:32,778 Look, my mom's car wouldn't start. 440 00:30:33,028 --> 00:30:36,323 I had to find a jumper cable and somebody who had a six-volt battery. 441 00:30:36,949 --> 00:30:39,701 Do you know how hard it is to find a six-volt these days? 442 00:30:39,826 --> 00:30:43,914 Willie, if you can't tell me the truth, don't bother saying anything. 443 00:30:44,164 --> 00:30:47,000 - What's that mean? - We came by to pick you up. 444 00:30:47,125 --> 00:30:48,919 No one there ever even heard of you. 445 00:30:49,544 --> 00:30:50,963 Why did you lie? 446 00:30:52,464 --> 00:30:55,467 All right, here we go again. The third degree. 447 00:30:55,717 --> 00:30:57,761 - You a coach or a cop? - I'm a coach. 448 00:30:57,886 --> 00:31:00,764 I won't have anybody on the team who's not straight with me. 449 00:31:01,014 --> 00:31:03,016 What's any of that got to do with basketball? 450 00:31:03,141 --> 00:31:06,895 It's a team sport, Willie. All of us working together to win. 451 00:31:07,020 --> 00:31:09,189 Yeah, that's the most important thing to you. 452 00:31:09,398 --> 00:31:11,483 Winning this stupid game. 453 00:31:11,608 --> 00:31:14,486 Impressing your friends. Getting your name in the paper. 454 00:31:14,669 --> 00:31:17,072 - Winning your dumb bets. - No, it's not. 455 00:31:17,150 --> 00:31:22,661 Sure it is. You're on a big ego trip, telling everybody what to do. 456 00:31:22,911 --> 00:31:25,956 You don't care. You don't understand. 457 00:31:26,081 --> 00:31:30,127 I do care and I want to understand, but you're not giving me a chance. 458 00:31:32,045 --> 00:31:34,756 Okay, you want to talk? 459 00:31:35,215 --> 00:31:36,633 Really talk? 460 00:31:37,384 --> 00:31:38,593 Come on. 461 00:31:39,219 --> 00:31:40,721 I'll talk right here. 462 00:31:41,596 --> 00:31:43,515 I don't have anything to hide. 463 00:31:46,727 --> 00:31:49,730 My name is Theresa Catherine Henderson. 464 00:31:49,813 --> 00:31:52,357 Willie's my nickname, after my dad. 465 00:31:53,358 --> 00:31:55,319 He's dead and so is my mother. 466 00:31:55,652 --> 00:31:57,863 Both of them died in a car accident. 467 00:31:58,697 --> 00:32:01,325 I live in a foster home, okay? 468 00:32:01,408 --> 00:32:03,535 It's not much, you know, our house. 469 00:32:03,952 --> 00:32:06,204 Maybe it's even kind of crummy. 470 00:32:06,496 --> 00:32:08,707 But that doesn't bother me. 471 00:32:08,999 --> 00:32:11,710 I don't have much, but I got me. 472 00:32:12,419 --> 00:32:16,048 And I don't need you or your team or your crummy game. 473 00:32:16,173 --> 00:32:18,508 So try and win it by yourself. 474 00:32:30,187 --> 00:32:31,772 I say, Magnum... 475 00:32:31,855 --> 00:32:33,315 Don't start with me, Higgins. 476 00:32:33,565 --> 00:32:34,858 I most certainly will, 477 00:32:34,941 --> 00:32:37,027 after that petulant and insensitive display. 478 00:32:37,152 --> 00:32:38,904 Yeah, she was pretty impossible. 479 00:32:38,996 --> 00:32:40,530 I'm talking about you. 480 00:32:40,668 --> 00:32:42,032 Me? 481 00:32:42,157 --> 00:32:44,201 Me? What did I do? 482 00:32:44,451 --> 00:32:48,872 You've allowed this game to become more important than the children. 483 00:32:48,955 --> 00:32:52,959 After all Theresa's been through, a bit of leniency might be in order. 484 00:33:02,928 --> 00:33:05,222 It's not gonna work, Higgins. 485 00:33:05,472 --> 00:33:08,016 I'm not gonna feel guilty. 486 00:33:21,321 --> 00:33:22,739 Hey! 487 00:33:25,242 --> 00:33:26,785 Hey. 488 00:33:33,500 --> 00:33:36,169 If I didn't like you so much, I wouldn't bother with all this. 489 00:33:36,294 --> 00:33:37,796 - Yeah? - Yeah. 490 00:33:37,921 --> 00:33:40,340 Then do me a favor. Don't like me so much. 491 00:33:40,465 --> 00:33:44,344 - It's a real pain in the... - All right! All right. 492 00:33:44,553 --> 00:33:47,722 Besides, you don't like me. You don't even know me. 493 00:33:47,848 --> 00:33:49,766 It's just that I've got a great jumper. 494 00:33:49,850 --> 00:33:51,685 - And a terrific hook. - True. 495 00:33:51,768 --> 00:33:54,187 And I drive the baseline better than anybody. 496 00:33:54,271 --> 00:33:56,148 With either hand. 497 00:33:56,356 --> 00:34:01,987 Yep. If basketball was all there is to life, you'd be set. 498 00:34:02,070 --> 00:34:04,322 I told you, I can take care of myself. 499 00:34:04,448 --> 00:34:05,949 Sure you can. 500 00:34:07,617 --> 00:34:09,828 You know, Higgins likes you too. 501 00:34:10,412 --> 00:34:12,664 He really chewed me out back there. 502 00:34:13,707 --> 00:34:15,667 Higgins got mad at you 'cause of me? 503 00:34:15,917 --> 00:34:20,755 Yeah. He was real steamed. Said I was petulant and insensitive. 504 00:34:21,047 --> 00:34:22,632 He's got a point. 505 00:34:27,846 --> 00:34:30,974 He also said I was paying too much attention to basketball. 506 00:34:31,057 --> 00:34:32,851 But he's wrong. 507 00:34:32,934 --> 00:34:37,939 It's not just the game, it's what you guys learn from the game that's important. 508 00:34:41,526 --> 00:34:42,986 You believe me? 509 00:34:45,739 --> 00:34:48,241 I believe what you said about yourself. 510 00:34:48,325 --> 00:34:49,576 It's the truth. 511 00:34:49,826 --> 00:34:52,454 The only real home I ever had was the library. 512 00:34:52,537 --> 00:34:55,916 Foster homes are just places to go crash in after it closed. 513 00:34:55,999 --> 00:34:59,127 That's all I got. Books and basketball. 514 00:34:59,544 --> 00:35:00,962 Do you believe me? 515 00:35:09,179 --> 00:35:12,807 Hey, how about having dinner with Higgins and me tonight? 516 00:35:12,933 --> 00:35:15,894 - How come? - You figure it out. 517 00:35:16,144 --> 00:35:17,646 Tonight? 518 00:35:17,854 --> 00:35:19,314 Tonight? 519 00:35:21,066 --> 00:35:23,735 What a thoughtful invitation. 520 00:35:23,818 --> 00:35:26,404 Yeah. Pot luck. 521 00:35:26,530 --> 00:35:30,951 This is gonna be a dinner they're not gonna forget for a long time. 522 00:35:42,502 --> 00:35:47,509 There is something reassuring about the sound of a child's footsteps in the home. 523 00:35:47,759 --> 00:35:50,804 I suppose it goes back to my own childhood, 524 00:35:50,929 --> 00:35:52,514 Christmas in Cornwall, 525 00:35:52,597 --> 00:35:55,809 when the house was absolutely filled with youngsters. 526 00:35:55,976 --> 00:35:59,396 My cousins, Alistair and Eunice. 527 00:36:01,856 --> 00:36:05,986 And an occasion such as this, when we have a special guest, 528 00:36:06,069 --> 00:36:08,822 simply demands nothing but the finest. 529 00:36:09,322 --> 00:36:11,241 Don't you agree, Magnum? 530 00:36:11,866 --> 00:36:14,578 Yeah, except our special guest isn't here yet. 531 00:36:14,661 --> 00:36:16,830 Theresa will show. 532 00:36:17,330 --> 00:36:19,791 I hope she's just fashionably late. 533 00:36:19,916 --> 00:36:23,003 A word with which I would hardly expect you to be conversant. 534 00:36:23,128 --> 00:36:24,713 Fashionable, that is. 535 00:36:32,762 --> 00:36:34,014 Yes? 536 00:36:34,389 --> 00:36:37,225 It's me, W... Theresa. 537 00:36:37,392 --> 00:36:39,160 I hope I'm not too late. 538 00:36:39,227 --> 00:36:40,604 Of course not, my dear. 539 00:36:40,729 --> 00:36:42,397 I'll release the lock. 540 00:36:43,773 --> 00:36:45,233 Thanks. 541 00:36:47,235 --> 00:36:49,029 Thanks a lot. 542 00:36:49,988 --> 00:36:52,032 What about those dogs? 543 00:36:52,198 --> 00:36:54,659 Higgins has them patrolling the beach. 544 00:36:54,784 --> 00:36:58,788 And they won't bother you as long as I'm along. We're friends. 545 00:36:58,997 --> 00:37:03,083 You know something, Willie? I always knew you'd amount to something. 546 00:37:03,335 --> 00:37:05,795 Yeah. Something. 547 00:37:10,300 --> 00:37:13,011 Hi, sports. Sorry I'm late. Just pretend it's practice. 548 00:37:13,085 --> 00:37:14,929 Hey. Nice-looking outfit. 549 00:37:15,013 --> 00:37:16,556 You look lovely, my dear. 550 00:37:16,723 --> 00:37:18,224 Thank you. What's for dinner? 551 00:37:18,308 --> 00:37:20,727 We'll start with an artichoke vinaigrette... 552 00:37:20,810 --> 00:37:24,022 And if I'm not mistaken, a Cornish game hen, 553 00:37:24,230 --> 00:37:29,027 with... apricot sauce and seasoned with a touch of Pernod. 554 00:37:29,152 --> 00:37:31,404 Smells great. What's for dessert? 555 00:37:31,613 --> 00:37:35,158 If you'll be so kind as to accompany me to the patio, you'll soon find out. 556 00:37:35,241 --> 00:37:36,910 Well, thank you. 557 00:38:06,648 --> 00:38:09,609 Wait. Isn't she a little young? 558 00:38:10,068 --> 00:38:12,862 Devigne knows no age limit. Half a glass. 559 00:38:13,071 --> 00:38:16,574 The game is tomorrow. All I need is a hung over point guard. 560 00:38:18,910 --> 00:38:20,787 Okay, half a glass. 561 00:38:22,122 --> 00:38:23,998 How about pouring me some? 562 00:38:24,541 --> 00:38:26,584 Really, Magnum, you must be joking. 563 00:38:26,710 --> 00:38:29,629 Waste a Devigne vintage '61 on your palate? 564 00:38:33,383 --> 00:38:36,803 Oh, well, I suppose it is a special occasion. 565 00:38:40,682 --> 00:38:42,308 I'm a grown-up. 566 00:38:48,189 --> 00:38:49,816 Thank you. 567 00:38:53,278 --> 00:38:54,612 Friends. 568 00:38:54,696 --> 00:38:57,782 An admirable though typically maudlin sentiment. 569 00:38:57,907 --> 00:39:01,411 However, it's inoffensive enough in its generality, therefore... 570 00:39:01,953 --> 00:39:03,037 To friends. 571 00:39:07,917 --> 00:39:09,461 Theresa. 572 00:39:10,545 --> 00:39:13,173 Oh. Yeah. Sure. 573 00:39:13,339 --> 00:39:14,799 To friends. 574 00:39:25,894 --> 00:39:28,396 Couldn't we go upstairs? Just to look around? 575 00:39:28,605 --> 00:39:30,607 Let's not push our luck. 576 00:39:38,907 --> 00:39:41,409 Something wrong with your artichoke vinaigrette? 577 00:39:41,493 --> 00:39:42,452 Perhaps... 578 00:39:42,660 --> 00:39:45,205 Perhaps she'd rather have a taco. 579 00:39:45,413 --> 00:39:47,540 Or a chili dog. Come on. 580 00:39:47,749 --> 00:39:50,168 You don't really like this stuff, do you? 581 00:39:50,376 --> 00:39:54,380 Of course she does. It was Theresa herself who gave me the recipe. 582 00:39:54,589 --> 00:39:57,884 That doesn't mean she likes it, Higgins. Right? 583 00:40:02,055 --> 00:40:08,645 You know, I've got a feeling there's a lot of things that Willie doesn't like, 584 00:40:08,853 --> 00:40:14,025 except that sometimes those things are just easier to do. 585 00:40:15,819 --> 00:40:20,448 But there is nothing easy about eating artichoke vinaigrette. 586 00:40:21,324 --> 00:40:23,952 You're right. I can't stand the garbage. 587 00:40:24,077 --> 00:40:26,412 Let's blow this joint and get a taco. 588 00:40:30,959 --> 00:40:34,337 Except on the way out I think we ought to stop by the living room. 589 00:40:47,767 --> 00:40:50,395 Hi, guys. Planning a garage sale? 590 00:40:51,604 --> 00:40:53,314 Princess. 591 00:40:53,439 --> 00:40:56,568 Don't give her that princess stuff. I knew she was no good. 592 00:40:56,776 --> 00:40:58,695 Coming from you, that's a compliment. 593 00:40:59,237 --> 00:41:01,322 You little rat! 594 00:41:08,538 --> 00:41:11,165 Higgins, I am so sorry. 595 00:41:11,499 --> 00:41:14,544 Don't worry, my dear, it was a fake, 596 00:41:14,669 --> 00:41:19,507 a duplicate of negligible value, as are all of the contents of those bags. 597 00:41:22,302 --> 00:41:23,887 You... 598 00:41:24,721 --> 00:41:26,139 You knew? 599 00:41:27,974 --> 00:41:30,602 - You guys knew? - Of course we did. 600 00:41:30,977 --> 00:41:32,353 But how? 601 00:41:32,437 --> 00:41:35,023 Well, I just did a little checking 602 00:41:35,106 --> 00:41:37,817 after I found out who your foster parents were. 603 00:41:37,950 --> 00:41:39,493 Then you didn't believe me. 604 00:41:39,611 --> 00:41:41,863 No, I believed you. That time. 605 00:41:41,988 --> 00:41:46,075 I just wanted to make sure that they were okay for you. 606 00:41:46,367 --> 00:41:49,345 I also ran into that guy who followed us in the pickup truck. 607 00:41:49,913 --> 00:41:51,664 Lee. 608 00:41:51,892 --> 00:41:53,708 Yeah, that's what he said his name was. 609 00:41:53,958 --> 00:41:56,127 Said a lot of other things too. 610 00:41:57,545 --> 00:41:59,797 You guys knew all the time? 611 00:42:01,883 --> 00:42:04,177 And you trusted me? 612 00:42:04,802 --> 00:42:06,804 You knew I wouldn't go through with it? 613 00:42:06,888 --> 00:42:08,306 Of course. 614 00:42:08,556 --> 00:42:11,184 We just wanted to make sure you did too. 615 00:42:26,115 --> 00:42:27,867 Somebody stop that girl! 616 00:42:29,410 --> 00:42:31,371 Come on, guys! 617 00:42:41,339 --> 00:42:42,966 Attagirl, Willie! 618 00:42:49,681 --> 00:42:52,183 All right! Come on, let's go! 619 00:42:52,308 --> 00:42:56,020 Let's go! Look at that! 620 00:43:18,710 --> 00:43:20,962 He got fouled and you called nothing! 621 00:43:23,381 --> 00:43:25,174 Come on, Willie, now work the ball. 622 00:43:25,383 --> 00:43:27,593 Okay, set up now, guys. 623 00:43:30,138 --> 00:43:31,931 Time out. Time out. 624 00:43:32,432 --> 00:43:34,142 Come on, guys. 625 00:43:37,979 --> 00:43:40,606 - Don't do that again. - What are you talking about? 626 00:43:40,690 --> 00:43:43,026 - I made that shot. - That's not the point. 627 00:43:43,151 --> 00:43:45,737 Look for the open man under the basket. 628 00:43:45,820 --> 00:43:49,407 I don't want you gunning any more low-percentage shots. 629 00:43:49,490 --> 00:43:51,659 That's the way to crash the boards, guys. 630 00:43:51,743 --> 00:43:54,162 This high post offense is working great. 631 00:43:54,287 --> 00:43:57,498 Make sure that you pick your man off when you cross. 632 00:43:57,582 --> 00:44:00,460 When this person passes, look for the back door. 633 00:44:00,668 --> 00:44:04,756 We'll run play number five. If you get the ball, hold onto it. 634 00:44:05,006 --> 00:44:08,342 If she gets the ball, double team her, triple team her. 635 00:44:08,410 --> 00:44:11,455 She will not pass to other members of her team. 636 00:44:12,972 --> 00:44:14,682 Okay. Menehunes, hey! 637 00:44:14,932 --> 00:44:17,560 Go get 'em, guys. You can do it. Here we go. 638 00:44:17,685 --> 00:44:19,979 Now just work the ball. 639 00:44:20,104 --> 00:44:21,189 What? 640 00:44:21,263 --> 00:44:23,348 Two to tie, four to win. Is she gonna do it? 641 00:44:23,441 --> 00:44:24,847 There's a time and a place... 642 00:44:24,935 --> 00:44:26,500 Ice Pick has got money on the game. 643 00:44:26,590 --> 00:44:28,593 - Remember Ice Pick? - I gotta coach. Will you stop it? 644 00:44:33,659 --> 00:44:35,495 Come on, guys. Defense. 645 00:44:38,623 --> 00:44:40,166 20 more seconds. 646 00:45:18,663 --> 00:45:24,168 Final score, Menehunes 38, Robin's Stars, 36. 647 00:45:27,713 --> 00:45:29,924 - Good game. - Thanks, partner. 648 00:45:30,174 --> 00:45:31,884 You guys are awesome. 649 00:45:34,679 --> 00:45:36,597 I'm sorry, Willie. 650 00:45:37,181 --> 00:45:38,975 It's not your fault, Gus. 651 00:45:39,058 --> 00:45:41,477 Hey. Nice pass, Willie. 652 00:45:41,602 --> 00:45:44,230 Gus, it was a good shot. A percentage shot. 653 00:45:44,303 --> 00:45:45,637 You did the right thing. 654 00:45:45,690 --> 00:45:47,692 Next time it'll go in. Listen, guys... 655 00:45:47,775 --> 00:45:49,777 Hey, wait, let's give them a yell. 656 00:45:49,861 --> 00:45:51,904 Menehunes, rah, right? 657 00:45:51,988 --> 00:45:53,823 Menehunes, rah! 658 00:46:08,212 --> 00:46:09,672 Nice shot. 659 00:46:09,922 --> 00:46:11,424 We could have won. 660 00:46:12,633 --> 00:46:13,843 Maybe. 661 00:46:14,093 --> 00:46:15,595 I shouldn't have listened to you. 662 00:46:15,678 --> 00:46:17,013 Yeah, but you did. 663 00:46:17,597 --> 00:46:19,307 And I'm proud of you. 664 00:46:19,515 --> 00:46:21,517 For what? Losing? 665 00:46:22,643 --> 00:46:25,079 Winning is not everything, Willie. 666 00:46:26,397 --> 00:46:31,068 Next you'll be saying it's not whether you win or lose, but how you play the game. 667 00:46:31,152 --> 00:46:33,920 - How did you guess? - Magnum, these are the 1980s. 668 00:46:34,488 --> 00:46:37,283 That went out with high-buttoned shoes. 669 00:46:39,368 --> 00:46:42,330 Well, maybe it shouldn't have. 670 00:46:42,830 --> 00:46:47,418 Maybe those trite expressions are there because they have meaning. 671 00:46:51,881 --> 00:46:55,092 I mean, you sparked this team, Willie. 672 00:46:55,218 --> 00:46:57,178 You pulled them to within a basket 673 00:46:57,261 --> 00:47:00,848 of the toughest ballplayers that I've seen for their age. 674 00:47:01,097 --> 00:47:03,267 Maybe we didn't win, 675 00:47:04,727 --> 00:47:07,104 but you became part of the team. 676 00:47:07,438 --> 00:47:09,649 That's what's important. 677 00:47:10,066 --> 00:47:12,151 See, Willie... 678 00:47:12,526 --> 00:47:14,528 a team is like a family. 679 00:47:14,612 --> 00:47:17,073 Maybe you have squabbles, 680 00:47:17,156 --> 00:47:20,493 maybe you don't always agree with each other, 681 00:47:20,576 --> 00:47:22,787 but you're still a family. 682 00:47:23,079 --> 00:47:26,040 Still friends. And that's what's important. 683 00:47:26,123 --> 00:47:28,793 I believe she got the point, Magnum. 684 00:47:29,502 --> 00:47:31,128 Although how she got it 685 00:47:31,212 --> 00:47:35,341 from that collection of antiquated saws you were just quoting is beyond me. 686 00:47:36,634 --> 00:47:40,680 You know, you remind me of Lieutenant Favisham. 687 00:47:40,763 --> 00:47:42,765 Frightfully verbose chap. 688 00:47:42,848 --> 00:47:45,685 Used to lecture us on the morals and ethics 689 00:47:45,768 --> 00:47:47,770 of the British soldier on expedition. 690 00:47:48,521 --> 00:47:51,691 But one day we were surrounded by Rommel's lads... 691 00:47:51,774 --> 00:47:54,443 and had no choice but to fight our way out.