1 00:00:00,167 --> 00:00:03,876 Wait till I tell Robin you've been hoarding the good stuff. 2 00:00:06,378 --> 00:00:09,423 Merlin! They're kidnapping my Merlin. 3 00:00:09,631 --> 00:00:12,926 If she isn't gone soon, I'm going to commit murder. 4 00:00:14,178 --> 00:00:15,512 What on earth is that? 5 00:00:15,679 --> 00:00:18,056 The attack cry of the peregrine falcon. 6 00:00:18,265 --> 00:00:21,685 If you find Dr. Tessa, she can interview him and leave. 7 00:00:21,935 --> 00:00:23,812 You are on private property. 8 00:00:23,979 --> 00:00:26,106 I am allowed by law to shoot. 9 00:00:26,315 --> 00:00:28,275 He's a weird character. 10 00:03:03,263 --> 00:03:04,598 Do you have it? 11 00:03:06,099 --> 00:03:07,309 I have it. 12 00:03:07,392 --> 00:03:10,145 You're doing the right thing. This uprising is foolish. 13 00:03:10,228 --> 00:03:13,231 When the leaders of these so-called freedom fighters are in prison, 14 00:03:13,315 --> 00:03:15,067 this bloodshed can end. 15 00:03:16,109 --> 00:03:18,612 Everything you need is in there. 16 00:03:20,072 --> 00:03:21,823 You are doing the right thing. 17 00:03:22,074 --> 00:03:23,075 I know. 18 00:03:23,575 --> 00:03:26,495 I will see that... Stop! 19 00:03:57,192 --> 00:03:59,403 Magnum? 20 00:04:00,987 --> 00:04:02,197 I say, Magnum? 21 00:04:02,280 --> 00:04:04,908 Hold your horses. I'll let you... 22 00:04:06,618 --> 00:04:07,953 right in. 23 00:04:08,078 --> 00:04:10,414 Magnum, I must have a word with you. 24 00:04:10,497 --> 00:04:13,542 No. I want a word with you. 25 00:04:13,625 --> 00:04:16,962 I wanna talk to you about your vocabulary. 26 00:04:17,045 --> 00:04:21,133 What edification could you provide regarding my vocabulary? 27 00:04:21,208 --> 00:04:23,802 I am talking about the word "privacy" 28 00:04:23,927 --> 00:04:25,846 or pry-vacy or whatever you call it. 29 00:04:25,929 --> 00:04:29,391 You obviously are ignorant of the meaning of the word, 30 00:04:29,474 --> 00:04:32,310 both in letter and in spirit. 31 00:04:32,853 --> 00:04:36,606 - I must say, I'm impressed. - With my dictionary? 32 00:04:36,732 --> 00:04:38,692 No, your living quarters. 33 00:04:38,775 --> 00:04:41,611 - They're tidy. - Don't act so surprised. 34 00:04:41,695 --> 00:04:44,823 Where is all the usual unpleasantness, 35 00:04:44,906 --> 00:04:48,744 the abandoned food and drink, the soiled garments, 36 00:04:48,869 --> 00:04:52,748 the unidentifiable artifacts I expect to find when I walk in? 37 00:04:52,831 --> 00:04:59,546 Aha! That is precisely my point. You expect to walk in. Higgins... 38 00:04:59,663 --> 00:05:01,715 I don't walk in on you, do I? 39 00:05:01,840 --> 00:05:04,801 Of course you do. All the time. 40 00:05:04,926 --> 00:05:07,512 It's one of life's unpleasanteries, 41 00:05:07,637 --> 00:05:10,557 like a minor rash or an ingrown toenail. 42 00:05:11,224 --> 00:05:15,395 I'm here to remind you that today Miss Elizabeth Barrett arrives. 43 00:05:15,479 --> 00:05:19,274 - That, of course, means... - I will be gone. I promise. 44 00:05:19,399 --> 00:05:24,029 I'm after this guy who stiffed me for $800. Kraig Maynard, king of the condos. 45 00:05:24,279 --> 00:05:26,448 Maynard is a well-known developer. 46 00:05:26,531 --> 00:05:28,617 He's on the board at the club. 47 00:05:28,700 --> 00:05:31,369 Why do you think he stiffed you? 48 00:05:31,578 --> 00:05:35,540 Because he did not pay me for services rendered, that's why. 49 00:05:35,665 --> 00:05:38,460 You see... You'll find this interesting. 50 00:05:38,585 --> 00:05:41,838 His sales lady ran off to Vegas with the bank deposits. 51 00:05:41,922 --> 00:05:45,634 I found her, but now I can't... I can't find my keys. 52 00:05:45,926 --> 00:05:47,886 They're not your keys. They're Mr. Masters' keys. 53 00:05:52,057 --> 00:05:57,938 Unless I find them, I'll be stuck here with you and his old schoolmarm. 54 00:05:58,063 --> 00:06:00,941 Elizabeth Barrett is not an old schoolmarm. 55 00:06:01,066 --> 00:06:04,361 As Robin Masters' former English instructor, 56 00:06:04,444 --> 00:06:08,031 she inspired and sent Mr. Masters on 57 00:06:08,156 --> 00:06:10,700 to his meteoric writing career. 58 00:06:10,784 --> 00:06:13,620 Now that she's writing her own book, 59 00:06:13,724 --> 00:06:16,184 I expect you to keep a low profile. 60 00:06:16,248 --> 00:06:19,584 I promise, Higgins, no football games on the lawn, 61 00:06:19,709 --> 00:06:21,962 no gunfire before breakfast, 62 00:06:22,045 --> 00:06:25,590 no stewardesses unless they promise not to yodel. 63 00:06:25,674 --> 00:06:27,884 I never should have cleaned up. 64 00:06:39,354 --> 00:06:40,480 Aha! 65 00:06:43,942 --> 00:06:48,363 Ah, the refrigerator. Remiss of me not to have thought of it myself. 66 00:06:48,488 --> 00:06:51,950 After all, where else would one store one's keys? 67 00:07:06,381 --> 00:07:09,676 The white zone is for loading and unloading only. 68 00:07:09,759 --> 00:07:13,305 All others will be towed away at owners' expense. 69 00:07:16,558 --> 00:07:19,936 The white zone is for loading and unloading only. 70 00:07:20,061 --> 00:07:23,732 All others will be towed away at owners' expense. 71 00:07:25,984 --> 00:07:28,862 Thanks, boys. You're doing a fine job. 72 00:07:28,987 --> 00:07:33,325 Heads up, everybody. 73 00:07:33,408 --> 00:07:36,578 Well, here's looking at you. 74 00:07:36,661 --> 00:07:39,164 Flight 476 is now boarding... 75 00:07:39,247 --> 00:07:40,916 Miss Barrett, I presume? 76 00:07:41,124 --> 00:07:44,336 - I'm Jonathan... - Livingston Seagull. 77 00:07:45,128 --> 00:07:48,632 Jonathan Higgins. Aloha. 78 00:07:49,925 --> 00:07:52,135 Welcome to Hawaii. 79 00:07:52,260 --> 00:07:55,180 Why, thank you, Higgins. 80 00:07:55,305 --> 00:07:59,768 Robin's told me all about you, but I decided to come anyway. 81 00:08:00,226 --> 00:08:03,438 Just kidding, Johnny. Just kidding. 82 00:08:03,563 --> 00:08:06,316 I know Robin can't get along without you. 83 00:08:06,399 --> 00:08:11,196 Here, try some of this marvelous champagne. 84 00:08:11,321 --> 00:08:14,199 Airline specialty. 85 00:08:14,407 --> 00:08:16,451 Enough of it does do the trick. 86 00:08:16,534 --> 00:08:19,537 No, thank you. We must go. I'm parked at the curb. 87 00:08:19,788 --> 00:08:22,290 Did you get Merlin out of quarantine? 88 00:08:22,415 --> 00:08:23,541 Merlin? 89 00:08:23,667 --> 00:08:26,211 My macaw, Higgins. My macaw. 90 00:08:26,294 --> 00:08:27,963 The bird is in the car. 91 00:08:28,046 --> 00:08:31,591 It was quite far-sighted of you to send it ahead. 92 00:08:31,883 --> 00:08:36,262 Merlin is not an it. He's a he. 93 00:08:36,338 --> 00:08:38,181 Very intelligent bird. 94 00:08:38,848 --> 00:08:40,183 Indeed. 95 00:08:40,308 --> 00:08:43,770 We really must be going. This way, gentlemen. 96 00:08:44,980 --> 00:08:48,942 I guess we have to follow the little fellow, boys. 97 00:08:50,151 --> 00:08:53,530 The white zone is for loading and unloading only. 98 00:08:53,613 --> 00:08:57,283 All others will be towed away at owners' expense. 99 00:08:57,842 --> 00:08:59,427 Oh, my God! 100 00:09:00,392 --> 00:09:01,496 Merlin! 101 00:09:02,664 --> 00:09:04,916 They're kidnapping my Merlin. 102 00:09:05,917 --> 00:09:08,545 Don't just stand there. Do something. 103 00:09:08,628 --> 00:09:11,047 The white zone is for loading and unloading... 104 00:09:11,131 --> 00:09:13,174 Stop! Stop! 105 00:09:13,717 --> 00:09:17,303 Halt! Halt! 106 00:09:32,193 --> 00:09:35,030 Trying to find Maynard was frustrating. 107 00:09:35,155 --> 00:09:39,868 All I kept getting was the arctic voice of his secretary, Ms. Roebuck. 108 00:09:39,993 --> 00:09:43,830 Her voice gave me the image of a sleeping polar bear 109 00:09:43,913 --> 00:09:46,291 who slipped off an iceberg into the drink 110 00:09:46,416 --> 00:09:49,044 and came up icy and snarly. 111 00:09:49,169 --> 00:09:53,131 400lbs of anger, all teeth and claws. 112 00:09:59,137 --> 00:10:00,680 Hi. 113 00:10:01,347 --> 00:10:02,807 They're closed. 114 00:10:03,349 --> 00:10:05,602 I know. I have the keys. 115 00:10:07,062 --> 00:10:09,522 You can't be Ms. Roebuck. 116 00:10:11,191 --> 00:10:12,567 Don't I have your permission? 117 00:10:13,568 --> 00:10:15,653 You're just not what I expected. 118 00:10:15,737 --> 00:10:18,531 I'm Bill Rogers. I called about that condo in Maui, 119 00:10:18,615 --> 00:10:21,576 the one with the 360-degree view. 120 00:10:21,701 --> 00:10:23,536 Nice try, Magnum. 121 00:10:25,288 --> 00:10:28,249 The only view you'll see is through barred windows 122 00:10:28,374 --> 00:10:29,959 if you don't stop harassing me. 123 00:10:30,043 --> 00:10:31,711 Look, Ms. Roebuck. 124 00:10:31,795 --> 00:10:33,922 I came to get paid, not to get... 125 00:10:38,343 --> 00:10:40,178 insulted. 126 00:10:45,475 --> 00:10:46,935 I want Maynard. 127 00:10:47,143 --> 00:10:49,646 Mr. Maynard is out of town. 128 00:10:49,854 --> 00:10:52,065 He is not. He's avoiding me. 129 00:10:52,273 --> 00:10:53,900 So am I. 130 00:10:56,820 --> 00:11:00,448 Careful with your shoes. And don't scrape the tiles. 131 00:11:00,532 --> 00:11:02,700 They're impossible to clean. 132 00:11:02,784 --> 00:11:05,995 - After all, cleanliness is... - Boring. 133 00:11:06,121 --> 00:11:08,832 Oh, driver, upstairs with that one. 134 00:11:12,127 --> 00:11:16,714 On the contrary, cleanliness is the first bastion of civilization. 135 00:11:17,340 --> 00:11:20,760 I have the staff dust every inch of the estate daily... 136 00:11:20,844 --> 00:11:23,221 Higgins! Higgins! Oh, Higgins. 137 00:11:23,304 --> 00:11:25,807 - I couldn't find the hose. - Oh, my God. 138 00:11:25,890 --> 00:11:28,893 Relax. It's just a little dried mud. 139 00:11:29,102 --> 00:11:30,353 - You must be... - Get out. 140 00:11:30,520 --> 00:11:32,772 - Magnum. You must be... - Immediately. 141 00:11:32,897 --> 00:11:36,442 Elizabeth. It's a pleasure. Robin's told me so much about you. 142 00:11:36,526 --> 00:11:39,362 - He did? - Yes. Most of it terribly naughty. 143 00:11:41,156 --> 00:11:45,076 Driver, perhaps you should take that trunk 144 00:11:45,285 --> 00:11:47,829 and put it down in the study instead. 145 00:11:47,912 --> 00:11:51,499 The study? My study? 146 00:11:51,708 --> 00:11:54,460 It has all my work in it. We'll share. 147 00:11:54,752 --> 00:11:57,172 You work in the mornings. I'll work at night. 148 00:11:57,380 --> 00:11:59,424 We'll also jog together. 149 00:11:59,507 --> 00:12:02,719 - 5 a.m., starting tomorrow. - Jog? 150 00:12:03,761 --> 00:12:05,930 You're certainly not up to running. 151 00:12:06,222 --> 00:12:10,018 After watching the way you lumbered after that tow truck. 152 00:12:10,768 --> 00:12:12,187 Tow truck? 153 00:12:12,437 --> 00:12:16,774 Johnny had the foresight to park in a tow-away zone. 154 00:12:16,858 --> 00:12:19,444 A tow-away zone? That's illegal, Johnny. 155 00:12:19,527 --> 00:12:20,987 I know. 156 00:12:21,779 --> 00:12:23,948 - Where's the study? - In there. 157 00:12:25,658 --> 00:12:28,995 Johnny, do tip the man. He's a worker, you know. 158 00:12:29,454 --> 00:12:35,418 Robin said you once had a case with a Hungarian acrobat. 159 00:12:35,543 --> 00:12:38,671 Actually, it wasn't my case. 160 00:12:38,755 --> 00:12:41,007 I was hired by this guy... 161 00:12:42,133 --> 00:12:45,386 Let me guess. Mother-in-law? 162 00:12:46,262 --> 00:12:50,016 It was the prospect of possibly of having to live 163 00:12:50,099 --> 00:12:52,810 with such a domineering woman as Elizabeth 164 00:12:52,894 --> 00:12:56,522 that constrained me from ever entering the state of matrimony. 165 00:12:56,648 --> 00:12:58,066 Huh? 166 00:12:59,734 --> 00:13:02,695 No, she's not my mother-in-law. 167 00:13:07,075 --> 00:13:09,619 Then I said to him, "Robin Masters, 168 00:13:09,827 --> 00:13:12,080 what are you doing to that poor girl?" 169 00:13:12,205 --> 00:13:15,291 He looked me in the eye and said, "Miss Barrett, 170 00:13:15,541 --> 00:13:18,670 I'm not doing it to her, she's doing it to me." 171 00:13:25,176 --> 00:13:28,680 I suppose one must forgive the excesses of adolescence. 172 00:13:28,805 --> 00:13:32,934 But do you have any anecdotes of a more literary nature 173 00:13:33,017 --> 00:13:37,063 to regale the Pan-Pacific Academy of Modern Literature? 174 00:13:37,355 --> 00:13:40,942 Anecdotes of a more literary nature, my dear Johnny, 175 00:13:41,067 --> 00:13:45,697 would no doubt bore me and your academy members spitless. 176 00:13:51,369 --> 00:13:52,662 Thomas, please. 177 00:13:53,538 --> 00:13:55,498 Oh, uh... 178 00:13:55,873 --> 00:13:57,292 Thank you. 179 00:13:57,583 --> 00:14:02,297 Oh. Another dead soldier, sergeant major. 180 00:14:02,588 --> 00:14:04,299 Any reinforcements? 181 00:14:09,012 --> 00:14:10,722 I shall see. 182 00:14:12,765 --> 00:14:16,769 Well, Thomas, let me finish telling you about my book. 183 00:14:17,103 --> 00:14:19,731 Right. The one about the bird watchers. 184 00:14:19,856 --> 00:14:21,607 Ornithologists. 185 00:14:21,733 --> 00:14:25,320 Some of them are even more reclusive than the birds themselves. 186 00:14:25,445 --> 00:14:27,697 Take my Dr. Tessa, for instance. 187 00:14:27,864 --> 00:14:30,241 One of the foremost men in his field. 188 00:14:30,325 --> 00:14:32,118 One day suddenly he vanishes. 189 00:14:32,535 --> 00:14:34,871 Nobody had a clue where he'd gone, 190 00:14:35,079 --> 00:14:38,666 until I heard the rumors about the Hermit of Hawaii. 191 00:14:39,000 --> 00:14:42,670 Well, that's my nickname for him. 192 00:14:42,837 --> 00:14:45,423 This hermit, are you sure he's your Dr. Tessa? 193 00:14:46,049 --> 00:14:49,761 As a matter of fact, no. I do know he speaks with an accent 194 00:14:49,886 --> 00:14:52,805 and that he's done amazing research with birds. 195 00:14:53,056 --> 00:14:57,643 I'm just hoping he's my Dr. Tessa. Can you help me, Thomas? 196 00:15:01,564 --> 00:15:04,734 Elizabeth, I'm a little tied up with this case. 197 00:15:05,026 --> 00:15:08,279 My motto, dear Thomas, is a double negative. 198 00:15:08,404 --> 00:15:10,239 Never take no for an answer. 199 00:15:12,158 --> 00:15:15,203 Where's Johnny with that damn wine? 200 00:15:17,372 --> 00:15:19,832 Don't look at me like that, young man. 201 00:15:19,957 --> 00:15:23,419 I have trouble sleeping. Old people often do. 202 00:15:23,920 --> 00:15:26,130 They're afraid they won't wake up. 203 00:15:34,430 --> 00:15:37,892 Wait till I tell Robin you've been hoarding the good stuff. 204 00:16:12,944 --> 00:16:14,804 Why me, Elizabeth? 205 00:16:15,054 --> 00:16:17,348 I'm a New Yorker. I never jog alone. 206 00:16:17,432 --> 00:16:19,725 Besides, you're pudgy. You need exercise. 207 00:16:19,809 --> 00:16:23,729 I believe in moderation, particularly in exercise. 208 00:16:23,813 --> 00:16:27,108 That philosophy is quite visible at your waistline. 209 00:16:27,191 --> 00:16:29,318 - I'm putting you on a diet. - What? 210 00:16:29,444 --> 00:16:33,781 You heard me. No cholesterol, high protein, 211 00:16:33,906 --> 00:16:38,411 and I make a terrific artichoke raw-egg milkshake. 212 00:16:38,536 --> 00:16:42,373 Elizabeth, I can't go on... 213 00:16:42,915 --> 00:16:45,668 letting you wear yourself out. 214 00:16:45,877 --> 00:16:48,671 You must conserve energy for your book. 215 00:16:49,130 --> 00:16:51,382 - How's it coming? - Great. 216 00:16:52,341 --> 00:16:55,928 If only I could find that elusive Dr. Tessa. 217 00:16:56,012 --> 00:16:59,932 - You must find him. - Well, it isn't gonna be easy. 218 00:17:00,349 --> 00:17:04,228 He might have changed his name to keep out of the limelight. 219 00:17:04,479 --> 00:17:06,481 Odd old bird. 220 00:17:07,648 --> 00:17:09,400 That's a joke, Johnny. 221 00:17:09,650 --> 00:17:11,277 Oh. 222 00:17:11,402 --> 00:17:15,656 I see. I'm somewhat of an ornithologist myself. 223 00:17:15,740 --> 00:17:18,659 Really? Do you do any calls? 224 00:17:24,040 --> 00:17:25,625 What on earth is that? 225 00:17:25,833 --> 00:17:28,419 The attack cry of the peregrine falcon. 226 00:17:28,711 --> 00:17:32,215 Don't do it around Merlin. You might freak him out. 227 00:17:33,090 --> 00:17:35,551 Last one back's a rotten egg. 228 00:17:37,637 --> 00:17:39,805 So be it. 229 00:17:40,306 --> 00:17:43,976 That was taken of Dr. Tessa many years ago in Hungary. 230 00:17:44,185 --> 00:17:48,105 - Why's he so hard to find? - He escaped after the revolt. 231 00:17:48,189 --> 00:17:50,775 Perhaps he's afraid they're still after him. 232 00:17:50,850 --> 00:17:54,103 This is the worst writing Robin has perpetrated on the world 233 00:17:54,237 --> 00:17:56,781 since The Seamy Side Of Dawn. 234 00:17:57,031 --> 00:18:01,994 "I last saw her in Paris in the Garden of Tuileries. 235 00:18:02,119 --> 00:18:05,081 Her husband has returned from the front, 236 00:18:05,164 --> 00:18:07,124 wounded but alive. 237 00:18:07,208 --> 00:18:11,170 She must go and nurse him and I must go. 238 00:18:11,337 --> 00:18:15,174 We do not kiss, but our hands briefly touch, 239 00:18:15,258 --> 00:18:18,344 one last moment of gazing into one another's eyes, 240 00:18:18,553 --> 00:18:21,305 reflecting on what might have been, 241 00:18:21,430 --> 00:18:23,724 before I wander up to Pigalle, 242 00:18:23,849 --> 00:18:29,230 the only place in Paris that served palatable fish and chips." 243 00:18:29,522 --> 00:18:33,401 Fish and chips? In the middle of a romantic scene? 244 00:18:33,484 --> 00:18:35,319 No wonder Robin gave up on it. 245 00:18:35,403 --> 00:18:40,866 It's hardly like Robin at all. The writing is stiff and turgid. 246 00:18:40,992 --> 00:18:46,706 Mixed tenses, participles dangling at every obtuse angle. 247 00:18:47,331 --> 00:18:50,084 But I can't resist correcting it. 248 00:18:50,167 --> 00:18:52,169 It warms me up to my own work. 249 00:18:52,253 --> 00:18:55,923 That manuscript happens to be a draft of my memoirs. 250 00:18:56,507 --> 00:18:57,758 No dogs. Out! 251 00:18:57,967 --> 00:19:00,761 The lads are totally trustworthy. 252 00:19:01,053 --> 00:19:03,556 Boy Scouts are trustworthy, Higgins. 253 00:19:03,639 --> 00:19:06,642 Dobermans are deadly. Banish them. 254 00:19:08,519 --> 00:19:11,397 Zeus, Apollo, patrol. 255 00:19:14,317 --> 00:19:17,695 Magnum, may I speak to you outside? 256 00:19:20,323 --> 00:19:21,616 Excuse me. 257 00:19:29,498 --> 00:19:33,628 Aw. That a good boy, Merlin. That a good boy. 258 00:19:35,171 --> 00:19:38,549 Relax, Higgins. She's only here temporarily. 259 00:19:38,633 --> 00:19:42,762 Relax? You didn't have to endure the spectacle of her inebriated arrival 260 00:19:42,845 --> 00:19:45,264 or hear her rude remarks or take her orders. 261 00:19:45,348 --> 00:19:50,019 Higgins, you yourself said we must cherish her as Robin does. 262 00:19:50,102 --> 00:19:55,191 And then to invade the sacrosanct privacy of my study with that... that bird. 263 00:19:55,274 --> 00:19:59,236 Kind of gets to you when your privacy's intruded on, doesn't it? 264 00:19:59,362 --> 00:20:00,821 Magnum, wait. 265 00:20:00,929 --> 00:20:04,492 If you find this Dr. Tessa, she could interview him and she'll leave. 266 00:20:04,575 --> 00:20:06,077 She's really getting to you. 267 00:20:06,285 --> 00:20:08,371 I am prepared to offer you money. 268 00:20:09,038 --> 00:20:10,581 Money? 269 00:20:11,290 --> 00:20:15,378 No. There's a principle involved here. 270 00:20:15,461 --> 00:20:16,962 What principle? 271 00:20:17,046 --> 00:20:21,204 A private investigator should never get stiffed by a deadbeat. 272 00:20:21,342 --> 00:20:24,261 - I gotta collect from Maynard. - Take pity. 273 00:20:24,428 --> 00:20:26,931 She insists that I jog miles with her, 274 00:20:27,056 --> 00:20:30,309 that I imbibe her grotesque artichoke protein concoctions. 275 00:20:30,518 --> 00:20:32,395 Worst, she's banished the lads. 276 00:20:32,603 --> 00:20:34,772 What's at stake here is my sanity. 277 00:20:35,106 --> 00:20:39,652 The hot tub, tennis courts, VCR, camera and the wine cellar. 278 00:20:39,735 --> 00:20:42,071 - Three weeks. - Done. 279 00:20:42,279 --> 00:20:46,367 I'm not finished. I want the same privileges for Rick and T.C. 280 00:20:46,659 --> 00:20:48,661 - Rick and T.C.? - Yes. 281 00:20:48,911 --> 00:20:52,665 I need them to find Maynard for me, so that I can find Tessa for you. 282 00:20:53,207 --> 00:20:54,500 Done. 283 00:20:54,625 --> 00:20:57,002 Higgins, give me a hand. 284 00:20:57,253 --> 00:21:00,464 Merlin's had a little accident on the rug in your study. 285 00:21:02,383 --> 00:21:04,301 Just be quick about it. 286 00:21:09,598 --> 00:21:12,518 I forgot to tell Higgins I'd already agreed 287 00:21:12,601 --> 00:21:15,020 to find Elizabeth's ornithologist. 288 00:21:15,104 --> 00:21:17,940 I didn't want him to take my services for granted. 289 00:21:18,023 --> 00:21:21,694 Besides, I really liked the old schoolmarm 290 00:21:21,777 --> 00:21:25,740 and it kind of felt nice to be able to do somebody sweet like that a favor. 291 00:21:25,865 --> 00:21:26,907 No favors. 292 00:21:27,107 --> 00:21:28,159 Nothing doing. 293 00:21:28,284 --> 00:21:31,370 - There must be some catch. - Always there's a catch. 294 00:21:31,454 --> 00:21:34,123 - Gee, guys. Don't you trust me? - No. 295 00:21:34,290 --> 00:21:37,460 Come on. I'm offering you one full week 296 00:21:37,543 --> 00:21:39,795 of complete estate privileges. 297 00:21:39,879 --> 00:21:42,757 I didn't wanna ask for something for nothing. 298 00:21:42,832 --> 00:21:44,633 I don't take you for granted. 299 00:21:44,842 --> 00:21:46,510 You take us for dummies. 300 00:21:46,635 --> 00:21:50,681 Maynard's one of the most visible guys in the island, Thomas. 301 00:21:50,973 --> 00:21:53,934 - There's gotta be a catch. - There is no catch. Honest. 302 00:21:54,018 --> 00:21:57,855 You find where he'll be long enough for me to get there 303 00:21:57,938 --> 00:21:59,815 and collect the money, that's it. 304 00:21:59,899 --> 00:22:01,692 That's never it. 305 00:22:02,485 --> 00:22:04,028 Make it two weeks. 306 00:22:04,111 --> 00:22:06,280 And one hundred big ones. 307 00:22:07,156 --> 00:22:10,659 Three weeks and no money. Deal? 308 00:22:22,379 --> 00:22:23,964 Deal. 309 00:22:25,591 --> 00:22:28,469 At least now you know you can't take us for granted. 310 00:22:34,141 --> 00:22:37,394 I figured that locating Tessa shouldn't be a problem. 311 00:22:37,520 --> 00:22:40,523 To find a bird expert, just go where the birds are. 312 00:22:41,190 --> 00:22:44,360 Tessa, Tessa. Nothing, nothing. 313 00:22:44,485 --> 00:22:46,862 No bells ring. Who is he? 314 00:22:46,946 --> 00:22:49,824 Lars, I told you, he's an ornithologist. 315 00:22:49,949 --> 00:22:52,576 He specializes in rare bird diseases. 316 00:22:52,701 --> 00:22:55,454 Nothing so sad than a sick bird. 317 00:22:55,538 --> 00:22:59,458 - You have a sick bird, haven't you? - No, Lars, I don't. 318 00:22:59,583 --> 00:23:01,710 Dead already? That's bad. 319 00:23:01,794 --> 00:23:04,880 I have a tonic from an old guy. 320 00:23:04,964 --> 00:23:07,091 He might have saved your bird. 321 00:23:07,216 --> 00:23:08,926 What old guy? 322 00:23:13,430 --> 00:23:15,558 Lars? 323 00:23:15,724 --> 00:23:17,309 Bad monkey. 324 00:23:31,198 --> 00:23:34,118 - Where'd you get it? - In the toolshed. 325 00:23:34,243 --> 00:23:36,453 Don't you pay any attention? 326 00:23:36,745 --> 00:23:38,372 Who gave it to you, Lars? 327 00:23:39,373 --> 00:23:41,584 The toolshed? It came with the zoo. 328 00:23:41,750 --> 00:23:44,545 Who gave you that tonic? 329 00:23:45,754 --> 00:23:49,717 There's an old guy living up in Haiku Valley. 330 00:23:50,175 --> 00:23:53,387 I got to tell you confidentially, though. 331 00:23:53,470 --> 00:23:55,639 He's a weird character. 332 00:24:29,798 --> 00:24:33,218 Haiku Valley was accessible from the sea over a reef, 333 00:24:33,344 --> 00:24:37,306 or from a road the army built in 1943 and hadn't repaired since. 334 00:24:37,556 --> 00:24:42,645 If Tessa was in the valley, he was a man who liked to be left alone. 335 00:24:44,188 --> 00:24:46,273 Since this was government property, 336 00:24:46,357 --> 00:24:49,068 whoever wrote the sign had no right to put it up. 337 00:24:49,735 --> 00:24:53,489 Of course, people often do things they don't have a right to do. 338 00:25:33,320 --> 00:25:36,240 Who are you? What are you doing here? 339 00:25:36,532 --> 00:25:38,909 Somebody ought to put up a sign. 340 00:25:39,284 --> 00:25:41,161 You are trespassing. 341 00:25:41,662 --> 00:25:45,124 I repeat, who are you? 342 00:25:45,332 --> 00:25:47,876 Thomas Magnum. I'm a private investigator. 343 00:25:48,002 --> 00:25:51,171 I'm doing legwork for a writer who wants to interview you. 344 00:25:51,296 --> 00:25:52,339 Me? 345 00:25:52,506 --> 00:25:55,759 Yeah. You are Albert Tessa, the ornithologist? 346 00:25:55,884 --> 00:25:58,804 You are on private property. Please leave. 347 00:25:59,471 --> 00:26:01,473 This is government land. 348 00:26:01,557 --> 00:26:04,143 Goodbye, Mr. Magnum. 349 00:26:04,226 --> 00:26:09,023 If you are Tessa, this writer just wants to interview you, that's all. 350 00:26:09,189 --> 00:26:12,916 If you return, I am allowed by law to shoot. 351 00:26:13,277 --> 00:26:14,570 No, you're not. 352 00:26:15,946 --> 00:26:18,574 I'm not gonna argue the point, though. 353 00:26:50,105 --> 00:26:52,900 After nearly 30 years it was hard to be certain, 354 00:26:53,025 --> 00:26:55,360 but he looked like the man in the photo, 355 00:26:55,444 --> 00:26:57,529 even if he never admitted it. 356 00:26:57,654 --> 00:27:00,532 So why wasn't I in a hurry to tell Elizabeth? 357 00:27:00,657 --> 00:27:05,454 Elizabeth isn't the type to settle for a "no trespassing" sign, 358 00:27:05,537 --> 00:27:08,123 and Tessa had a look about him that I didn't like. 359 00:27:08,207 --> 00:27:11,752 I'd seen it before. It divides people into two groups -- 360 00:27:11,840 --> 00:27:13,883 those who can kill and those who can't. 361 00:27:13,980 --> 00:27:15,756 He was definitely in the first. 362 00:27:19,259 --> 00:27:23,263 Don't worry, my pets. I won't ever leave you. 363 00:27:23,347 --> 00:27:26,308 I'll kill them all first. 364 00:27:38,763 --> 00:27:41,240 Thanks, Ace. Piece of cake. 365 00:27:41,348 --> 00:27:43,033 Easiest deal we ever made. 366 00:27:43,158 --> 00:27:46,161 I can't believe Higgie baby let us use Thomas's wheels. 367 00:27:46,245 --> 00:27:49,998 The Ferrari's owned by Robin Masters, not Thomas. 368 00:27:50,082 --> 00:27:53,293 And that old broad hanging around Higgins' neck, 369 00:27:53,377 --> 00:27:55,420 he'd give us anything. 370 00:27:57,172 --> 00:28:01,468 Just remember, I'm the brains, you're the muscle. 371 00:28:03,053 --> 00:28:04,638 You sure this is the place? 372 00:28:04,763 --> 00:28:07,307 Roebuck said the Dragon Bar. 373 00:28:07,391 --> 00:28:09,643 - This is the Dragon Bar. - Right. 374 00:28:09,718 --> 00:28:13,180 The condo king's putting some finishing touches on some lath and plaster. 375 00:28:13,272 --> 00:28:14,940 Give me some brew, Drew. 376 00:28:15,023 --> 00:28:17,109 Ice tea, Lee. 377 00:28:17,192 --> 00:28:21,155 You think this Roebuck dame didn't believe we were diamond merchants? 378 00:28:21,238 --> 00:28:25,951 Hey, man, the chick bought this hook, line and diamond ring. Ow! 379 00:28:27,452 --> 00:28:28,996 What the hell was that? 380 00:28:41,258 --> 00:28:44,928 Oh, man. I knew it. I knew it. 381 00:28:45,012 --> 00:28:47,723 He should have told us that Maynard was a nut. 382 00:28:58,779 --> 00:29:01,820 How was I to know he was crazy? I never met Maynard. 383 00:29:01,904 --> 00:29:04,448 And you sent us to shake him down? 384 00:29:04,573 --> 00:29:06,074 He hired me over the phone. 385 00:29:06,158 --> 00:29:09,286 And I never ask you to shake 'em down. Just find 'em. 386 00:29:09,369 --> 00:29:11,747 - That's the thanks we get? - Look, Rick, 387 00:29:11,872 --> 00:29:15,792 I am sorry that Maynard used scare tactics to avoid paying up, 388 00:29:15,876 --> 00:29:17,711 but admit it, you guys blew it. 389 00:29:17,794 --> 00:29:20,380 We blew it? You almost got us shot. 390 00:29:20,631 --> 00:29:24,718 - I said I'm sorry, but you still blew it. - Yeah, when we said we'd help. 391 00:29:24,927 --> 00:29:27,971 You shouldn't have taken the Ferrari. His secretary saw me in it. 392 00:29:28,055 --> 00:29:30,891 Don't you think that made it just a wee bit obvious 393 00:29:30,974 --> 00:29:32,768 that you are working with me? 394 00:29:32,851 --> 00:29:35,020 Were. Past tense. 395 00:29:35,145 --> 00:29:38,440 I am sitting this one out in my own backyard where it is safe. 396 00:29:40,651 --> 00:29:43,737 Magnum, may I come in, please? 397 00:29:46,615 --> 00:29:48,408 Yes, you may come in. 398 00:29:51,998 --> 00:29:54,623 Magnum, I beg for a word with you. 399 00:29:55,874 --> 00:30:00,087 Higgins, if it's the Ferrari, it's your fault for loaning it to them. 400 00:30:00,337 --> 00:30:04,091 A windscreen can be replaced. My sanity cannot. 401 00:30:04,383 --> 00:30:07,761 - Why are you scrambling eggs... - They're over easy. 402 00:30:07,844 --> 00:30:10,430 - ...instead of looking for Tessa? - I found him. 403 00:30:10,681 --> 00:30:13,725 - You found him. - Yes, I found him. 404 00:30:14,810 --> 00:30:16,687 You must take Elizabeth there. 405 00:30:16,895 --> 00:30:18,897 He threatened to kill me. 406 00:30:18,981 --> 00:30:21,233 To make an omelet, one must crack a few eggs. 407 00:30:21,650 --> 00:30:23,694 This guy could be dangerous. 408 00:30:23,777 --> 00:30:28,031 Magnum, Elizabeth had the gardener cut down the bougainvillea 409 00:30:28,156 --> 00:30:31,285 so she could have an unimpaired view of the ocean. 410 00:30:31,368 --> 00:30:34,329 Do you know how long it took me to cultivate that bush? 411 00:30:37,541 --> 00:30:41,795 11 years. 11 years of daily watering, pruning, 412 00:30:41,920 --> 00:30:45,007 guiding, nurturing, all by hand. 413 00:30:45,215 --> 00:30:48,218 I never even let Kenji near it. I did it all myself. 414 00:30:48,302 --> 00:30:51,388 And then with one snip of the shears, it's gone. 415 00:30:51,513 --> 00:30:53,765 11 years, Magnum. 416 00:30:55,100 --> 00:30:59,271 Magnum, I implore you, I beseech you, 417 00:30:59,521 --> 00:31:04,818 take that woman to Tessa before I go irrevocably, irretrievably mad! 418 00:31:08,488 --> 00:31:11,908 Elizabeth, I don't think this is such a good idea. 419 00:31:11,992 --> 00:31:16,121 Oh, nonsense. I'm sure that when Dr. Tessa hears 420 00:31:16,204 --> 00:31:19,333 that I'm going to have an excerpt published 421 00:31:19,458 --> 00:31:23,045 in the Ornithologists' Digest, he'll be quite thrilled. 422 00:31:23,162 --> 00:31:24,838 He isn't the type to be thrilled. 423 00:31:25,047 --> 00:31:27,507 He was just bullying you with words. 424 00:31:27,591 --> 00:31:30,385 He had a double-barreled shotgun, 425 00:31:30,469 --> 00:31:33,221 and I was on the wrong side of a booby trap. 426 00:31:33,305 --> 00:31:35,474 He's probably got those all around. 427 00:31:35,557 --> 00:31:39,269 Instead of watchdogs. That's quite sensible. 428 00:31:39,353 --> 00:31:41,772 He's sure his birds are safe. 429 00:31:41,855 --> 00:31:45,609 I'm not worried about his birds. I'm worried about you, and me. 430 00:31:47,069 --> 00:31:50,864 I'll tell you what. You wait at the road. 431 00:31:50,947 --> 00:31:53,075 I'll walk in there alone. 432 00:31:53,367 --> 00:31:56,787 He's not gonna shoot a little old white-haired lady. 433 00:31:58,080 --> 00:32:03,418 I got a better idea. Why don't we find out if Tessa is really Tessa 434 00:32:03,543 --> 00:32:05,295 before you take a chance like that? 435 00:32:06,296 --> 00:32:07,839 How? 436 00:32:12,969 --> 00:32:14,638 There he is. 437 00:32:19,559 --> 00:32:22,562 Finally, after all these years. 438 00:32:22,813 --> 00:32:25,440 This means so much to me, Thomas. 439 00:32:26,483 --> 00:32:29,569 I doubt if you'll ever know how much. 440 00:32:32,572 --> 00:32:34,491 That's not Tessa. 441 00:32:35,033 --> 00:32:37,452 - Great. - What do you mean, great? 442 00:32:37,577 --> 00:32:40,122 Now we don't have to risk being shot at. 443 00:32:40,247 --> 00:32:42,999 - I had such hopes. - So did Higgins. 444 00:32:43,125 --> 00:32:45,085 - What? - Oh, nothing. 445 00:32:45,210 --> 00:32:48,672 - Don't worry. I'll find Tessa. - Oh, I know you will. 446 00:32:48,755 --> 00:32:50,966 Higgins'll see to that. 447 00:33:07,065 --> 00:33:09,109 Well, how did the interview go? 448 00:33:09,317 --> 00:33:11,319 - Wasn't him. - What? 449 00:33:11,445 --> 00:33:12,904 It wasn't him. 450 00:33:13,196 --> 00:33:15,574 - What? - Have you gone deaf, Johnny? 451 00:33:15,824 --> 00:33:18,452 - It wasn't him. - It has to be him. 452 00:33:19,202 --> 00:33:20,829 How could you do this to me? 453 00:33:21,121 --> 00:33:23,331 Me? I'm doing the best I can. 454 00:33:23,415 --> 00:33:25,625 Don't get on Thomas's back. 455 00:33:25,709 --> 00:33:28,545 He really thought he'd found my elusive doctor. 456 00:33:32,257 --> 00:33:33,592 Come on, Merlin. 457 00:33:35,010 --> 00:33:36,595 Come on, baby. Come on. 458 00:33:38,722 --> 00:33:41,266 What idiot chained Merlin? 459 00:33:42,392 --> 00:33:45,770 I didn't chain him. It's just a little twine. 460 00:33:45,854 --> 00:33:47,898 He was eating my birds of paradise. 461 00:33:48,148 --> 00:33:52,068 He was probably hungry. Poor baby. 462 00:33:52,319 --> 00:33:54,321 Why didn't you bite him? 463 00:33:54,488 --> 00:33:57,699 You're right. He'd probably give you food poisoning. 464 00:33:58,450 --> 00:34:02,704 See here. I've taken all the verbal insults I intend to from you. 465 00:34:02,787 --> 00:34:05,999 You're right. It's time I got physical. 466 00:34:06,541 --> 00:34:11,004 Wait a minute. Wait. Let's not get carried away here. 467 00:34:11,254 --> 00:34:12,964 - I won't, but he will. - Ha! 468 00:34:13,089 --> 00:34:15,300 Higgins! Elizabeth, look. 469 00:34:15,550 --> 00:34:18,762 You're both upset because I didn't find Dr. Tessa. It's my fault. 470 00:34:18,845 --> 00:34:22,307 You just have a cup of tea or something and calm down. 471 00:34:22,390 --> 00:34:24,184 I'll figure out the next step. 472 00:34:31,191 --> 00:34:35,529 Well, I'm going to take Merlin for a drive. 473 00:34:36,238 --> 00:34:39,824 Perhaps the wind in his face will calm him down. 474 00:34:40,158 --> 00:34:41,535 Good idea. 475 00:34:41,785 --> 00:34:42,619 Magnum. 476 00:34:43,161 --> 00:34:46,331 Higgins, Elizabeth's taking Merlin for a ride. 477 00:34:46,456 --> 00:34:48,208 Be out for a while. 478 00:34:48,416 --> 00:34:51,253 What he's trying to tell you, Johnny, 479 00:34:51,378 --> 00:34:55,215 is that I will be out of your hair for a couple of hours. 480 00:35:09,479 --> 00:35:14,484 Magnum, if you don't find Tessa soon, you'll have to call Five-O. 481 00:35:14,609 --> 00:35:16,319 Call Five-O? Why? 482 00:35:16,403 --> 00:35:20,865 If she isn't gone soon, I am going to commit murder. 483 00:35:35,714 --> 00:35:36,923 Hi, Rick. 484 00:35:37,048 --> 00:35:39,342 Quiet, Thomas. I'm up to 300 points. 485 00:35:41,720 --> 00:35:45,098 - You took my last beer. - So I'll take it off your bill. 486 00:35:45,181 --> 00:35:47,225 Ever planning on grocery shopping? 487 00:35:47,309 --> 00:35:49,436 Just as soon as we find Maynard. 488 00:35:49,519 --> 00:35:51,396 - T.C.'s out. - Where? 489 00:35:51,688 --> 00:35:54,816 Out of the deal. Didn't like playing decoy with live ammo. 490 00:35:57,152 --> 00:36:02,324 Never mind. I'll do it myself. Just as soon as I find Tessa. 491 00:36:02,657 --> 00:36:04,367 Fine. 492 00:36:04,618 --> 00:36:07,370 Just as long as T.C. and I still get our estate privileges. 493 00:36:07,454 --> 00:36:09,289 You did not find Maynard. 494 00:36:09,497 --> 00:36:10,915 No, but we got shot at. 495 00:36:10,999 --> 00:36:14,961 That's an occupational hazard. Find Maynard or no privileges. 496 00:36:15,545 --> 00:36:20,425 I'll tell you what. I'll find this Tessa character you're looking for. 497 00:36:20,508 --> 00:36:22,135 You find Maynard. 498 00:36:22,260 --> 00:36:23,678 How you gonna do that? 499 00:36:23,928 --> 00:36:26,723 Simple. He's Hungarian. I'll check with their embassy. 500 00:36:26,848 --> 00:36:28,933 I'm sure they keep tabs on all their people. 501 00:36:29,059 --> 00:36:30,310 Rick. 502 00:36:30,393 --> 00:36:34,856 He's a refugee. They'd probably like to get hold of him themselves. 503 00:36:38,360 --> 00:36:43,657 What is it? You've got that funny little look on your face again. Thomas? 504 00:36:44,157 --> 00:36:46,826 Thomas, come on. What is it? 505 00:36:47,327 --> 00:36:48,787 Thomas! 506 00:36:53,541 --> 00:36:56,044 Higgins, where's Robin's high-school annual? 507 00:36:57,045 --> 00:36:59,756 Higgins, where's his high-school annual? 508 00:36:59,881 --> 00:37:02,550 - What are you looking for? - Elizabeth Barrett. 509 00:37:02,676 --> 00:37:04,469 Are you trying to torture me? 510 00:37:04,594 --> 00:37:06,680 Where is his high school annual? 511 00:37:06,763 --> 00:37:08,264 Here. 512 00:37:09,140 --> 00:37:12,102 I was so worried about Elizabeth being shot 513 00:37:12,352 --> 00:37:14,312 that when she said it wasn't him, I bought it, 514 00:37:14,562 --> 00:37:17,732 but nobody changes that much in 25 years. 515 00:37:17,941 --> 00:37:22,487 I started wondering why she lied to me, and here's the answer. 516 00:37:23,279 --> 00:37:24,948 Elizabeth isn't Elizabeth. 517 00:37:25,281 --> 00:37:26,491 What? 518 00:37:26,700 --> 00:37:28,493 Elizabeth isn't Elizabeth. 519 00:37:30,120 --> 00:37:34,040 The woman who's been driving me mad for a week is an imposter? 520 00:37:34,374 --> 00:37:36,376 I'm afraid so, Higgins. 521 00:37:37,085 --> 00:37:39,087 If she isn't Elizabeth, who is she? 522 00:37:39,754 --> 00:37:43,258 KGB? Hungarian secret police? It doesn't matter. 523 00:37:43,341 --> 00:37:47,345 What does matter is she came here after Tessa and I led her straight to him. 524 00:38:37,357 --> 00:38:40,774 Come on. There's a good boy. 525 00:38:41,065 --> 00:38:46,446 Yes. Come on. Good boy. Good boy. 526 00:38:55,541 --> 00:38:59,626 After 26 years, my pet, we've finally got him. 527 00:39:14,224 --> 00:39:16,518 You gotta be kidding. 528 00:39:16,768 --> 00:39:19,312 That little old school teacher a KGB agent? 529 00:39:19,395 --> 00:39:21,064 Looks that way. 530 00:39:21,147 --> 00:39:24,234 She gonna kill Tessa with a ruler? 531 00:39:24,359 --> 00:39:27,403 Her personality is lethal enough. 532 00:39:28,738 --> 00:39:30,365 Far enough. 533 00:39:36,079 --> 00:39:37,705 Who are you? 534 00:39:38,081 --> 00:39:40,792 My name is Elizabeth Barrett, Dr. Tessa. 535 00:39:41,092 --> 00:39:43,336 And guns make me very nervous. 536 00:39:44,128 --> 00:39:47,757 I'm a writer. Barrett's Guide to Ornithology. 537 00:39:48,550 --> 00:39:49,926 There's no such book. 538 00:39:51,386 --> 00:39:53,888 That's because it hasn't been published yet. 539 00:39:53,972 --> 00:39:56,391 I was hoping you would be my last chapter. 540 00:39:56,766 --> 00:40:00,520 Would you please put down that gun? 541 00:40:01,496 --> 00:40:05,441 Your macaw looks troubled. You give him vitamin A? 542 00:40:05,525 --> 00:40:09,654 It's very important for macaws. They have weak beaks without it. 543 00:40:09,737 --> 00:40:14,826 Believe me, Dr. Tessa, Merlin's beak is quite strong. 544 00:40:14,951 --> 00:40:17,245 So are his talons. 545 00:40:23,626 --> 00:40:25,962 Slow it down. We're getting too close. 546 00:40:26,045 --> 00:40:29,090 Anywhere on this island is too close to that dreadful woman. 547 00:40:41,978 --> 00:40:43,479 There. 548 00:40:44,856 --> 00:40:48,401 If she hasn't killed Tessa yet, she will when she sees Higgins or me. 549 00:40:48,484 --> 00:40:51,446 If she's KGB, her assignment comes before 550 00:40:51,487 --> 00:40:53,531 personal safety or escape. 551 00:40:53,573 --> 00:40:57,201 I remember once in Berlin, after the war, 552 00:40:57,577 --> 00:40:59,621 I was in deep cover for MI... 553 00:41:03,875 --> 00:41:06,377 We got a better chance if we sneak up on 'em. 554 00:41:06,502 --> 00:41:09,380 In case you hadn't noticed, this is a noisy helicopter. 555 00:41:09,631 --> 00:41:11,674 You'll have to let us out up here. 556 00:41:11,925 --> 00:41:15,428 It'll take you at least a half-hour to hike down there. 557 00:41:15,511 --> 00:41:18,723 If she hasn't ripped him off yet, she will by then. 558 00:41:18,848 --> 00:41:21,476 She doesn't know you. Neither does he. 559 00:41:22,644 --> 00:41:24,062 So? 560 00:41:25,855 --> 00:41:29,025 Oh, no. No way, Thomas. 561 00:41:29,108 --> 00:41:31,444 After she plied me with more vodka, 562 00:41:31,694 --> 00:41:34,030 we rolled on the bearskin rug, 563 00:41:34,489 --> 00:41:39,369 she wild with passion, while I was trying to find the microfilm. 564 00:41:39,577 --> 00:41:43,498 Well, I'd tell you where I found it. 565 00:41:47,669 --> 00:41:50,553 Propriety forbids me divulging details. 566 00:41:50,630 --> 00:41:54,300 Suffice it to say that within minutes, she parted with the film and much more. 567 00:41:54,425 --> 00:41:56,177 Extraordinary. 568 00:42:00,431 --> 00:42:02,141 Thank you. 569 00:42:02,266 --> 00:42:08,314 And, uh... how long have you been working on this multivitamined approach? 570 00:42:09,357 --> 00:42:12,402 Since I first arrived in these islands in 1961. 571 00:42:13,194 --> 00:42:16,406 Oh. I'm always doing that. 572 00:42:16,489 --> 00:42:20,576 - It's so annoying. - I can sharpen that for you. 573 00:42:20,743 --> 00:42:23,079 I always carry a little sharpener with me. 574 00:42:35,591 --> 00:42:39,470 - Who's that? - Whoever it is, I'll get rid of him. 575 00:42:44,600 --> 00:42:46,519 After I finish, 576 00:42:47,729 --> 00:42:50,982 you can have any one you like for lunch. 577 00:42:51,107 --> 00:42:52,191 Get out! 578 00:42:53,443 --> 00:42:55,403 Hey, man, that's what I'm trying to do. 579 00:42:55,611 --> 00:42:59,240 Get out of here. You're frightening my birds. 580 00:42:59,449 --> 00:43:02,702 I got a warning light indicating chips in my transmission. 581 00:43:02,827 --> 00:43:04,954 Can't fly. It's too dangerous. 582 00:43:05,163 --> 00:43:07,415 I don't care if you've a whole strudel in there! 583 00:43:07,498 --> 00:43:09,667 Get that machine off my property. 584 00:43:10,543 --> 00:43:13,713 Let me look at it. You wouldn't want me to crash. 585 00:43:13,838 --> 00:43:17,425 I don't care, as long as it's not in my valley. 586 00:43:28,895 --> 00:43:31,230 20 years I've been in this valley, 587 00:43:31,355 --> 00:43:35,485 and I got more trespassers in two days than in all the 20 years. 588 00:43:37,320 --> 00:43:38,821 Is he in trouble? 589 00:43:38,988 --> 00:43:41,657 He will be if he doesn't leave soon. 590 00:43:43,785 --> 00:43:46,537 - More tea? - Please. 591 00:43:59,383 --> 00:44:01,177 Out! Get out! 592 00:44:09,519 --> 00:44:12,396 That's all the time I can give you, Thomas. 593 00:44:13,773 --> 00:44:15,942 Should have been here ten minutes ago. 594 00:44:44,053 --> 00:44:45,596 I warned you. 595 00:44:45,721 --> 00:44:47,098 She's a KGB agent. 596 00:44:48,391 --> 00:44:50,643 - She's what? - The man is mad. 597 00:44:50,852 --> 00:44:53,980 He's telling the truth. She's a communist agent come to kill you. 598 00:44:55,648 --> 00:44:57,358 Dr. Tessa, drop it. 599 00:44:58,417 --> 00:45:00,820 You too, Magnum, or I'll blow his brains out. 600 00:45:01,279 --> 00:45:04,115 - She'll do it anyway. - I know. 601 00:45:04,323 --> 00:45:05,950 Merlin, attack. 602 00:45:17,086 --> 00:45:18,171 Merlin! 603 00:45:22,008 --> 00:45:23,759 Oops. 604 00:45:26,137 --> 00:45:27,680 Merlin. 605 00:45:34,562 --> 00:45:35,938 I hate you. 606 00:45:36,814 --> 00:45:39,984 The feeling, madam, is mutual. 607 00:45:42,612 --> 00:45:44,697 I don't know how you did it. 608 00:45:44,906 --> 00:45:47,074 I subcontracted the job to Ice Pick. 609 00:45:47,200 --> 00:45:50,036 Ice Pick? What'd you offer him? 610 00:45:50,161 --> 00:45:52,079 You don't wanna know. 611 00:46:07,637 --> 00:46:10,056 Please state your business and show identification. 612 00:46:10,264 --> 00:46:11,724 I wanna talk to Maynard. 613 00:46:11,933 --> 00:46:13,684 Identification, please. 614 00:46:13,935 --> 00:46:15,478 You know who I am. 615 00:46:15,728 --> 00:46:16,979 Let's see. 616 00:46:17,063 --> 00:46:19,565 You were interested in buying a condo. 617 00:46:19,774 --> 00:46:21,567 Your name was Mr. Rogers? 618 00:46:22,193 --> 00:46:25,363 Ah. The diamond merchant. 619 00:46:25,613 --> 00:46:26,948 Show her your ID, Thomas. 620 00:46:27,031 --> 00:46:29,867 - She knows who I am. - Do you want the money? 621 00:46:37,667 --> 00:46:39,043 Okay, you're Magnum. 622 00:46:39,210 --> 00:46:40,628 I wanna talk to Maynard. 623 00:46:40,920 --> 00:46:42,088 He's not here. 624 00:46:45,549 --> 00:46:48,302 Let's see. That was $800 on account, right? 625 00:46:48,386 --> 00:46:50,638 Yeah, until I had my window blown out. 626 00:46:51,472 --> 00:46:55,101 Your fee, with Mr. Maynard's apology, 627 00:46:55,184 --> 00:46:57,728 and $500 extra on account for damages. 628 00:46:57,937 --> 00:47:01,732 The destruction of the window was the action of an overprotective employee. 629 00:47:01,816 --> 00:47:04,026 - Who? - Me. 630 00:47:04,110 --> 00:47:06,737 Next time I tell you to stay away, stay away. 631 00:47:06,946 --> 00:47:10,366 You cannot go around blowing out windows. What? 632 00:47:10,491 --> 00:47:13,119 Just take the money and drop it. 633 00:47:13,202 --> 00:47:14,912 She blew a hole in the Ferrari. 634 00:47:14,996 --> 00:47:17,873 Haven't you had enough trouble with tough broads for one week? 635 00:47:23,212 --> 00:47:26,299 - Thanks. - You're welcome. 636 00:47:28,926 --> 00:47:33,014 See how simple life can be if you just control yourself, Thomas? 637 00:47:39,662 --> 00:47:40,816 Thomas. 638 00:47:41,564 --> 00:47:42,648 Yes, Rick? 639 00:47:43,024 --> 00:47:45,318 I'm gonna kill that broad! 640 00:47:45,484 --> 00:47:46,902 Aha!