1 00:00:00,118 --> 00:00:02,823 To the late, great Thomas Sullivan Magnum. 2 00:00:04,658 --> 00:00:06,577 - Stop yelling! - I'm not yelling! 3 00:00:06,660 --> 00:00:09,163 I'm speaking loudly. You're yelling. 4 00:00:09,371 --> 00:00:12,499 Always did prefer your men like your cologne, cheap and splashy. 5 00:00:12,708 --> 00:00:14,751 - You're not a member here. - My wife is. 6 00:00:14,960 --> 00:00:17,004 You can put it on their accounts. Ta. 7 00:00:17,171 --> 00:00:19,465 Marrying the boss's niece has advantages. 8 00:00:19,631 --> 00:00:22,468 Anything you want or need, you just give me a little buzz. 9 00:00:25,012 --> 00:00:26,555 Uncle Harry, what is going on? 10 00:00:26,763 --> 00:00:28,932 You and your new hubby are up the creek. 11 00:01:35,346 --> 00:01:40,045 Dearly beloved, we have come together in the presence of God 12 00:01:40,128 --> 00:01:45,008 to witness and bless the joining of this man and this woman 13 00:01:45,092 --> 00:01:46,760 in holy matrimony. 14 00:01:46,843 --> 00:01:48,845 Would you join hands, please? 15 00:01:53,058 --> 00:01:55,769 Will you have this man to be your husband, 16 00:01:55,894 --> 00:01:59,106 to live together in the covenant of marriage? 17 00:01:59,648 --> 00:02:03,819 Will you love him, comfort him, honor and keep him, 18 00:02:03,986 --> 00:02:06,154 in sickness and in health 19 00:02:06,238 --> 00:02:10,784 and, forsaking all others, be faithful to him as long as you both shall live? 20 00:02:10,909 --> 00:02:12,286 I will. 21 00:02:18,333 --> 00:02:21,670 And will you have this woman to be your wife, 22 00:02:21,795 --> 00:02:24,298 to live together in the covenant of marriage? 23 00:02:25,048 --> 00:02:29,011 Will you love her, comfort her, honor and keep her, 24 00:02:29,094 --> 00:02:30,971 in sickness and in health 25 00:02:31,221 --> 00:02:36,351 and, forsaking all others, be faithful to her as long as you both shall live? 26 00:02:36,476 --> 00:02:37,936 I will. 27 00:02:38,061 --> 00:02:39,229 The ring, please. 28 00:02:47,618 --> 00:02:51,575 Now that this man and this woman have given themselves to each other, 29 00:02:51,783 --> 00:02:56,246 by solemn vow, by the joining of hands 30 00:02:56,330 --> 00:02:58,957 and by the giving and receiving of a ring, 31 00:02:59,082 --> 00:03:02,711 I pronounce that they are husband and wife. 32 00:03:03,128 --> 00:03:05,255 You may kiss the bride. 33 00:03:38,246 --> 00:03:41,291 I'm telling you, T.C., he's sick, he needs help. 34 00:03:41,416 --> 00:03:45,545 Needed help. In case you didn't notice, the boy done said I do. 35 00:03:45,671 --> 00:03:48,507 I tried talking to him like a buddy. Would he listen? 36 00:03:48,590 --> 00:03:51,301 He wouldn't listen to anybody. I called him 30 times. 37 00:03:51,426 --> 00:03:53,804 Never returned one of my calls. Not one. 38 00:03:53,887 --> 00:03:58,308 Uh-huh. To the late, great Thomas Sullivan Magnum. 39 00:03:58,433 --> 00:04:00,018 May he rest in peace. 40 00:04:00,102 --> 00:04:02,771 My God, Rick, how can you drink that swill? 41 00:04:02,854 --> 00:04:06,316 Malaria-infested Burmese swamp water was more palatable. 42 00:04:06,525 --> 00:04:09,569 - Gee, Higgins, I kind of like it. - That doesn't surprise me. 43 00:04:09,778 --> 00:04:13,198 Nothing about this soiree surprises me. 44 00:04:13,365 --> 00:04:18,203 Everything is so flawlessly vulgar. Macaroni salad and plastic flowers. 45 00:04:18,453 --> 00:04:21,915 But then one can hardly expect anything else from Harry MacKenzie. 46 00:04:22,249 --> 00:04:25,127 Hey, lighten up, this guy is worth millions. 47 00:04:25,335 --> 00:04:28,964 Clearly a blessed confirmation that breeding and class cannot be bought. 48 00:04:29,047 --> 00:04:31,091 Thank the heavens. 49 00:04:31,383 --> 00:04:34,136 You know something, Higgins? You're a snob. 50 00:04:34,386 --> 00:04:36,763 I prefer to think of myself as civilized. 51 00:04:37,013 --> 00:04:40,058 This is a class act, first class here. 52 00:04:42,811 --> 00:04:44,354 Plastic champagne glasses, 53 00:04:44,563 --> 00:04:47,482 I rest my case and feel more confident than ever 54 00:04:47,566 --> 00:04:50,610 that Magnum will feel right at home with his new in-laws. 55 00:04:51,194 --> 00:04:52,821 Wonderful. 56 00:05:03,206 --> 00:05:04,750 Tom... 57 00:05:05,876 --> 00:05:07,043 Marsha. 58 00:05:08,253 --> 00:05:10,839 Oh, Tom, Tom. 59 00:05:10,964 --> 00:05:12,466 Marsha. 60 00:05:12,632 --> 00:05:16,011 Uncle Harry, everything is perfect. Daddy would be so proud. 61 00:05:16,094 --> 00:05:18,388 Honey, I promised my brother his little girl 62 00:05:18,513 --> 00:05:20,640 would have the very best of everything. 63 00:05:20,766 --> 00:05:24,102 Ever since her daddy died, she's been like my own little girl. 64 00:05:24,227 --> 00:05:26,646 I'd like to dance with her if you don't mind. 65 00:05:26,730 --> 00:05:29,775 - Sure, Mr. MacKenzie. - Tom, please, call me Uncle Harry. 66 00:05:29,858 --> 00:05:31,610 Okay, Uncle Harry. 67 00:05:31,693 --> 00:05:33,779 - Sure you don't mind? - No, it's just... 68 00:05:33,862 --> 00:05:35,655 - Ready? - Yes. 69 00:05:50,378 --> 00:05:53,548 It would appear you've made my sister very happy. 70 00:05:53,757 --> 00:05:57,302 Well, I hope so. She's made me very happy. 71 00:05:57,511 --> 00:05:58,762 That's nice. 72 00:05:58,845 --> 00:06:01,306 Marrying the boss's niece has advantages. 73 00:06:01,515 --> 00:06:04,851 - Oh, Andy... - No, no, no. Andrew. 74 00:06:04,935 --> 00:06:06,812 Not Andy, Andrew. 75 00:06:06,895 --> 00:06:11,149 Look, Andrew, I did not marry the boss's niece. 76 00:06:11,233 --> 00:06:12,901 I don't even work for your uncle. 77 00:06:12,984 --> 00:06:16,196 You will. You know my father died building this company? 78 00:06:16,321 --> 00:06:18,782 MacKenzie Enterprises is a family business. 79 00:06:19,157 --> 00:06:21,868 Always has been, always will be. 80 00:06:21,944 --> 00:06:23,028 I know. 81 00:06:23,203 --> 00:06:24,955 So you think that you can just come in... 82 00:06:25,080 --> 00:06:27,290 My boys, scheming already? 83 00:06:27,374 --> 00:06:30,001 Trying to figure out how to throw Uncle Harry out? 84 00:06:30,085 --> 00:06:32,838 I wouldn't count on it for the next half-century. 85 00:06:33,004 --> 00:06:35,465 Don't count your chickens. Nothing's forever. 86 00:06:35,674 --> 00:06:38,134 - Hello, Grandmother. - And don't pout. 87 00:06:38,343 --> 00:06:40,345 Your brother used to pout and it killed him. 88 00:06:40,470 --> 00:06:43,765 Heart stopped, just like that. Bad for the ticker. 89 00:06:44,307 --> 00:06:48,770 Stand up, boy, you're slouching. Bad for the liver. 90 00:06:49,020 --> 00:06:51,439 Come on, they're playing our song. 91 00:06:52,133 --> 00:06:53,238 Bye. 92 00:06:53,483 --> 00:06:54,901 Nice boy. 93 00:06:55,527 --> 00:06:58,363 It's good to have a new face in the family. 94 00:07:00,490 --> 00:07:02,325 Otto, they're here. 95 00:07:02,450 --> 00:07:05,208 Ja, ja, Greta. I am hurrying. 96 00:07:13,169 --> 00:07:15,297 Greta, Otto, what are you doing here? 97 00:07:15,380 --> 00:07:18,800 Your grandmother sent us to make perfect your love nest. 98 00:07:20,218 --> 00:07:23,096 Greta and Otto work for Grandmother MacKenzie. 99 00:07:23,305 --> 00:07:26,433 Otto, big Dummkopf, said you would be coming at six. 100 00:07:26,516 --> 00:07:28,310 Six is what I was told. 101 00:07:28,435 --> 00:07:30,437 No matter. No matter. 102 00:07:30,562 --> 00:07:32,647 So very beautiful. 103 00:07:35,442 --> 00:07:37,485 And such a handsome husband. 104 00:07:39,529 --> 00:07:42,282 Me, I have Dummkopf. Take the bags inside. 105 00:07:42,532 --> 00:07:45,076 - Oh, thank you. - Schnell, schnell. 106 00:07:45,160 --> 00:07:46,912 Oh, I'll get the door. 107 00:07:46,995 --> 00:07:48,914 Thank you very much. 108 00:07:51,875 --> 00:07:53,835 This is Uncle Harry's wedding gift? 109 00:07:54,085 --> 00:07:56,171 Yes, good old Uncle Harry. 110 00:07:57,714 --> 00:08:00,091 - Aren't you forgetting something? - Uh? 111 00:08:00,216 --> 00:08:02,302 - The threshold. - Ah. 112 00:08:14,481 --> 00:08:17,108 - Oh, isn't this lovely? - Champagne. 113 00:08:17,233 --> 00:08:19,319 Oh, how nice. 114 00:08:22,322 --> 00:08:24,115 Ja. Gut. 115 00:08:24,324 --> 00:08:27,285 The bags are in the bedroom, the first room on the left. 116 00:08:27,827 --> 00:08:32,332 Dinner is cooking, champagne is cooling and... 117 00:08:32,499 --> 00:08:34,250 We are going. 118 00:08:34,960 --> 00:08:36,920 - Bye. - Thanks. 119 00:08:37,587 --> 00:08:39,297 Bye-bye. 120 00:08:43,635 --> 00:08:45,720 I thought they would never leave. 121 00:08:46,888 --> 00:08:49,432 The threshold, don't you think that was a bit much? 122 00:08:49,557 --> 00:08:52,936 - Isn't that how it's done? - Sure. In 1947. 123 00:08:55,271 --> 00:08:58,775 Watch out! Oh, you big klutz! 124 00:08:59,025 --> 00:09:00,944 I didn't do anything. I was standing here. 125 00:09:01,194 --> 00:09:03,863 Do you have any idea how much this dress cost? 126 00:09:04,072 --> 00:09:06,950 Hey, it was an accident. I'm sorry. 127 00:09:07,158 --> 00:09:09,369 I should have known, big body, little brain. 128 00:09:09,911 --> 00:09:12,288 This is not gonna be easy. 129 00:09:12,414 --> 00:09:14,374 Brilliant deduction. 130 00:09:14,457 --> 00:09:18,962 Look, don't you think that we could try to be a little understanding, 131 00:09:19,045 --> 00:09:21,339 otherwise we'll be at each other's throat? 132 00:09:21,506 --> 00:09:24,426 - Don't you threaten me. - That is not a threat. 133 00:09:24,548 --> 00:09:26,761 - Stop yelling! - I'm not yelling! 134 00:09:26,845 --> 00:09:29,097 I'm speaking loudly! You're yelling! 135 00:09:29,180 --> 00:09:31,725 Hey, will you two knock it off? 136 00:09:31,850 --> 00:09:34,185 This is a nice neighborhood. 137 00:09:34,436 --> 00:09:37,522 You two are beginning to sound like you actually are married. 138 00:09:37,772 --> 00:09:39,816 I'd rather be dead. 139 00:09:52,454 --> 00:09:55,290 Primo stuff, 22 bucks a case. 140 00:09:57,500 --> 00:09:59,919 It smells like a poker game in here. 141 00:10:00,045 --> 00:10:02,255 Harry, you're getting ashes all over the floor. 142 00:10:02,380 --> 00:10:03,840 Relax, it's a rental. 143 00:10:03,923 --> 00:10:06,801 I have to live here and I'd prefer it didn't look like a frat house. 144 00:10:06,885 --> 00:10:09,512 Look, you and I decided on this plan together. 145 00:10:09,596 --> 00:10:13,683 You decided, and for some reason, which still escapes me, I accepted. 146 00:10:13,808 --> 00:10:15,643 For the company, honey. 147 00:10:15,769 --> 00:10:17,937 I married that bozo Bruce for love. 148 00:10:18,021 --> 00:10:20,190 This isn't going to work any better than that. 149 00:10:20,273 --> 00:10:23,485 Au contraire. Andy went for it, hook, line and sinker. 150 00:10:24,652 --> 00:10:28,031 And now, in the spirit of nepotism that made this country great, 151 00:10:28,114 --> 00:10:31,659 I'm gonna make my new nephew-in-law a vice president of the company, 152 00:10:31,743 --> 00:10:34,788 in charge of... plant operations. 153 00:10:35,455 --> 00:10:39,000 He can look into every nook and cranny and nobody'll get suspicious. 154 00:10:39,167 --> 00:10:45,048 Right. If Andrew buys this... situation, then it's a good cover. 155 00:10:45,465 --> 00:10:47,467 When do you think he'll make a move? 156 00:10:47,717 --> 00:10:49,302 If I knew that, I wouldn't need you. 157 00:10:51,805 --> 00:10:55,809 Once I discovered the losses, I analyzed our records for nearly a year. 158 00:10:55,892 --> 00:10:58,436 There's been a loss every month, except this one. 159 00:10:58,645 --> 00:11:02,148 I've got almost $8 million worth of computers in that warehouse 160 00:11:02,232 --> 00:11:03,900 and Andy's gonna go for it 161 00:11:03,983 --> 00:11:08,530 and when he does, I'm gonna catch that snake with his hand in the cookie jar. 162 00:11:08,738 --> 00:11:10,198 If he does it. 163 00:11:11,066 --> 00:11:12,867 You start tomorrow. 164 00:11:13,284 --> 00:11:15,578 Snoop around the company. Use your private eye contacts. 165 00:11:15,662 --> 00:11:17,413 - Private investigator. - Who cares? 166 00:11:17,497 --> 00:11:19,499 Just find out where he's gonna fence that stuff 167 00:11:19,624 --> 00:11:21,459 and, more importantly, when. 168 00:11:21,584 --> 00:11:23,795 Now, listen, you two. Andy is no dummy. 169 00:11:23,878 --> 00:11:28,550 He'll keep his eyes on you, so I want you to be happily married 24 hours a day. 170 00:11:28,758 --> 00:11:30,510 That shouldn't be too hard. 171 00:11:31,136 --> 00:11:34,597 - Speak for yourself. - Marsha, put a lid on it. 172 00:11:37,517 --> 00:11:41,479 I'm beat. Which bedroom do you want? 173 00:11:41,688 --> 00:11:44,357 There's only one bedroom, mine. 174 00:11:44,482 --> 00:11:46,818 Wait. Where am I supposed to sleep? 175 00:11:46,943 --> 00:11:49,362 Anywhere you like except the bedroom or bathroom. 176 00:11:49,445 --> 00:11:54,242 Hey, look, maybe we both ought to decide who's going to sleep where, 177 00:11:54,367 --> 00:11:56,995 draw up a schedule, take turns. 178 00:11:57,078 --> 00:12:00,373 Sort of domestic democracy, that's fair, right? 179 00:12:46,836 --> 00:12:48,338 Good morning. 180 00:12:54,552 --> 00:12:56,095 You need a shave. 181 00:12:57,472 --> 00:12:59,641 I also need a sink. 182 00:12:59,891 --> 00:13:02,185 I think I saw one in the kitchen. 183 00:13:25,875 --> 00:13:27,460 Fascinating. 184 00:13:30,922 --> 00:13:32,924 Is it a masculine morning ritual? 185 00:13:33,174 --> 00:13:35,671 It's called shaving in the sink with a toaster for a mirror. 186 00:13:35,734 --> 00:13:36,945 You oughta try it. 187 00:13:37,136 --> 00:13:39,138 What on earth for? 188 00:13:40,431 --> 00:13:43,393 Look, you've cut yourself, clumsy. 189 00:13:43,768 --> 00:13:45,853 I'm lucky I didn't slit my throat. 190 00:13:46,271 --> 00:13:47,981 We're due at the club at nine for breakfast. 191 00:13:48,106 --> 00:13:51,442 The office at ten. Dress. I want to leave in 15 minutes. 192 00:13:51,567 --> 00:13:53,486 Don't you ever say please? 193 00:14:06,766 --> 00:14:08,126 Would you hurry up? 194 00:14:08,376 --> 00:14:10,670 Could be worse. We could really be married. 195 00:14:10,753 --> 00:14:12,338 We're not. 196 00:14:12,797 --> 00:14:17,051 You know, I sort of got the idea that you've got a thing about marriage. 197 00:14:17,135 --> 00:14:20,555 The only problem I have with marriage is the man who comes with the deal. 198 00:14:20,680 --> 00:14:22,015 Oh. 199 00:14:22,348 --> 00:14:25,310 I grew up in a family full of men. 200 00:14:25,727 --> 00:14:28,813 I washed them, I fed them and I dressed them. 201 00:14:29,063 --> 00:14:32,400 I escaped by marrying a man who was supposedly full grown. 202 00:14:32,483 --> 00:14:33,943 Bruce the bozo. 203 00:14:34,068 --> 00:14:37,030 I ended up washing, feeding and dressing him too. 204 00:14:37,155 --> 00:14:39,032 Let me do that. 205 00:14:40,992 --> 00:14:44,120 Now I work almost entirely with men. 206 00:14:44,245 --> 00:14:46,956 Most of them act like they're about four. 207 00:14:47,040 --> 00:14:50,585 If I'm not careful, they'll have me taking care of them too. 208 00:14:51,377 --> 00:14:54,505 So I decided there's only one person I'm going to take care of. 209 00:14:54,589 --> 00:14:56,841 - Let me guess, you. - Me. 210 00:14:59,844 --> 00:15:03,431 Now, amazing what a shower and a shave will do for a man. 211 00:15:03,681 --> 00:15:06,267 A cold shower. We ran out of hot water. 212 00:15:07,060 --> 00:15:09,312 We are late, Mr. Magnum. 213 00:15:09,395 --> 00:15:12,774 Come on. As long as we're pretending to be married, 214 00:15:12,857 --> 00:15:15,485 don't you think we ought to be on a first-name basis? 215 00:15:15,568 --> 00:15:19,572 Maybe we can call each other sweetheart or honey once in a while. 216 00:15:28,790 --> 00:15:30,875 Rico, whoa. 217 00:15:31,084 --> 00:15:32,293 Rico! 218 00:15:32,418 --> 00:15:36,130 Cool it with the buzz saw, will you? No more blended drinks. 219 00:15:38,674 --> 00:15:41,761 There's something immoral about gin fizzes at nine in the morning. 220 00:15:41,928 --> 00:15:43,513 This is an outrage. 221 00:15:43,596 --> 00:15:46,391 No, Higgins. If you were inside my head... 222 00:15:46,516 --> 00:15:49,685 What an extraordinarily depressing thought. 223 00:15:49,894 --> 00:15:52,355 - What's the problem? - Problems, plural. 224 00:15:52,563 --> 00:15:56,225 First there's a car parked in my space, a Jaguar, gold. 225 00:15:56,818 --> 00:15:57,944 Second, 226 00:15:58,152 --> 00:16:01,572 the Ornithological Society's monthly breakfast is scheduled for this morning... 227 00:16:02,615 --> 00:16:04,700 in the rainbow room. 228 00:16:04,951 --> 00:16:07,578 Another group has forced its way into the room. 229 00:16:09,622 --> 00:16:12,125 Stop bobbing your head like a car ornament 230 00:16:12,250 --> 00:16:14,585 and tell me who's responsible for this. 231 00:16:14,794 --> 00:16:16,295 Hi, Rick. Hi, Higgins. 232 00:16:16,379 --> 00:16:18,089 Could you send someone to the rainbow room? 233 00:16:18,214 --> 00:16:20,925 - We're ready to order. - Order, in the rainbow room? 234 00:16:21,134 --> 00:16:24,178 What the hell do you think you're doing? You're not a member. 235 00:16:24,387 --> 00:16:26,639 That's right, but my wife is. 236 00:16:27,473 --> 00:16:30,268 So's my uncle-in-law, my brother-in-law 237 00:16:30,476 --> 00:16:32,186 and my grandmother-in-law. 238 00:16:32,478 --> 00:16:36,232 So, until I'm a full-fledged member, you can put it on their accounts. Ta. 239 00:16:41,571 --> 00:16:43,030 I don't believe it. 240 00:16:43,281 --> 00:16:45,658 Sit down and button your trap, Andrew. 241 00:16:45,867 --> 00:16:48,953 I will not, Grandmother. Somebody has to put his foot down. 242 00:16:49,036 --> 00:16:50,496 His foot? 243 00:16:50,663 --> 00:16:53,082 That is just a figure of speech, Marsha. 244 00:16:53,166 --> 00:16:55,751 Don't start playing sexual politics, okay? 245 00:16:55,835 --> 00:16:58,921 Andrew, I forbid you to use that word in the presence of ladies. 246 00:16:59,630 --> 00:17:01,132 Or a gentleman. 247 00:17:01,340 --> 00:17:06,762 Gentleman? Oh, oh, oh. I have done some checking up on this gentleman. 248 00:17:06,888 --> 00:17:08,764 Andrew, he is my husband. 249 00:17:08,890 --> 00:17:10,933 That's hardly a stellar recommendation. 250 00:17:11,100 --> 00:17:14,562 That's just like you, Andrew. You always were a little sneak. 251 00:17:14,721 --> 00:17:17,110 Now, now, Andy's got a perfect right... 252 00:17:17,301 --> 00:17:18,886 It's Andrew, Uncle Harry. 253 00:17:19,025 --> 00:17:22,195 - And don't patronize me. - Shut up, boys. 254 00:17:22,361 --> 00:17:24,572 The men in this family are such whiners. 255 00:17:24,822 --> 00:17:25,531 Mother... 256 00:17:25,740 --> 00:17:27,742 New blood's the answer. 257 00:17:27,825 --> 00:17:29,327 Fresh genes. 258 00:17:29,535 --> 00:17:31,621 Andrew, you are being petty. 259 00:17:31,829 --> 00:17:34,999 I'm being responsible to this business and this family. 260 00:17:35,124 --> 00:17:39,587 Mr. Magnum doesn't seem to know anything about business or responsibility. 261 00:17:39,754 --> 00:17:44,050 I'm sure he's a fast learner. Aren't you a fast learner, Timothy? 262 00:17:44,175 --> 00:17:48,179 - It's Thomas, Grandmother. - Thomas? Thomas who? 263 00:17:48,387 --> 00:17:50,264 Thomas Magnum, 264 00:17:50,515 --> 00:17:54,060 whose naval career was destroyed when he resigned his commission, 265 00:17:54,268 --> 00:17:56,812 who has drifted ever since he arrived in the islands 266 00:17:56,896 --> 00:18:00,441 and done nothing except live off the largesse of Robin Masters 267 00:18:00,525 --> 00:18:03,319 and who plays at being a second-rate private eye. 268 00:18:03,402 --> 00:18:04,529 Private investigator. 269 00:18:04,737 --> 00:18:07,865 Basically, a guy who likes a fast buck and a quick thrill. 270 00:18:08,115 --> 00:18:12,119 But you always did prefer your men like your cologne, cheap and splashy. 271 00:18:12,328 --> 00:18:13,913 - Andrew! - Pig! 272 00:18:15,039 --> 00:18:16,040 Idiot. 273 00:18:16,165 --> 00:18:19,168 Now, shut up, the both of you. Sit down. 274 00:18:19,710 --> 00:18:23,297 Sorry, Tom, they're like oil and water, always were, always will be. 275 00:18:23,506 --> 00:18:28,302 Uncle Harry, you cannot allow this beach bum to become a vice president. 276 00:18:28,511 --> 00:18:30,346 - Beach bum? - Andrew! 277 00:18:30,539 --> 00:18:32,265 Timothy's a member of the family. 278 00:18:32,807 --> 00:18:34,809 He's not a member of my family. 279 00:18:34,976 --> 00:18:36,978 I wouldn't let him be a janitor at MacKenzie, 280 00:18:37,061 --> 00:18:39,855 much less a vice president. 281 00:18:56,222 --> 00:18:58,207 - Mr. Magnum? - Huh? 282 00:18:58,291 --> 00:19:03,004 You're already here. I'm Miss Lodato, your secretary. 283 00:19:03,129 --> 00:19:04,672 Hi. 284 00:19:04,880 --> 00:19:06,549 You took me by surprise. 285 00:19:07,133 --> 00:19:11,012 Oh, I'm sorry. This is all kind of new to me. 286 00:19:11,137 --> 00:19:14,140 That's what I'm here for, to show you the ropes. 287 00:19:15,933 --> 00:19:22,064 And anything you want or need, you just give me a little buzz. 288 00:19:22,648 --> 00:19:25,276 - Well, thanks, Miss...? - Lodato. 289 00:19:25,776 --> 00:19:28,696 But I prefer to be called Mary Jane. 290 00:19:29,113 --> 00:19:30,489 Thank you. 291 00:19:31,991 --> 00:19:33,492 Thank you. 292 00:19:33,951 --> 00:19:36,370 Thank you, Miss Lodato. 293 00:19:43,294 --> 00:19:47,340 I see you've met Mary Jane. She's cute, isn't she? 294 00:19:47,506 --> 00:19:50,301 Look but don't touch. Company policy. 295 00:19:50,384 --> 00:19:52,678 Besides, you are married, remember that? 296 00:19:52,803 --> 00:19:54,972 It's always on my mind. 297 00:19:55,806 --> 00:19:58,809 As soon as you're settled in, start checking around. 298 00:19:58,893 --> 00:20:01,646 The sooner we can finish with this charade, the better. 299 00:20:01,729 --> 00:20:03,022 You got it, boss. 300 00:20:03,147 --> 00:20:05,024 No. 8 is where the inventory is stored. 301 00:20:05,107 --> 00:20:07,151 Check the security system there first. 302 00:20:07,276 --> 00:20:09,320 - Right. - And be careful. 303 00:20:09,403 --> 00:20:12,406 After this morning, Andrew is bound to be suspicious. 304 00:20:12,531 --> 00:20:15,076 Oh, you do care. 305 00:20:17,953 --> 00:20:21,082 When I write my book on how to be an ace private investigator, 306 00:20:21,207 --> 00:20:24,001 one of the first chapters will be on family squabbles. 307 00:20:24,210 --> 00:20:25,961 There's a thousand variations 308 00:20:26,045 --> 00:20:28,464 but the MacKenzies were a classic combination 309 00:20:28,547 --> 00:20:32,510 of money, power and sibling rivalry. A pretty potent mix. 310 00:20:33,094 --> 00:20:37,098 The nice thing about cases like these, though, was how easily they unraveled 311 00:20:37,181 --> 00:20:39,266 once you find the right thread to pull. 312 00:20:39,392 --> 00:20:40,976 Nine times out of ten, 313 00:20:41,060 --> 00:20:43,854 everything boiled down to ruffled feathers and hot air. 314 00:20:43,938 --> 00:20:45,731 That's why Uncle Harry's hot air 315 00:20:45,815 --> 00:20:48,693 and Andrew's ruffled feathers didn't concern me too much. 316 00:20:48,818 --> 00:20:52,947 With a little luck, I figured I'd have everyone kissing, making up 317 00:20:53,030 --> 00:20:55,866 and maybe even living happily ever after. 318 00:21:45,374 --> 00:21:47,668 There, there, Mr. Magnum. 319 00:21:48,711 --> 00:21:51,130 Now, don't move. 320 00:21:51,275 --> 00:21:52,506 That's right. 321 00:21:53,841 --> 00:21:55,885 Just relax. 322 00:21:59,805 --> 00:22:04,018 No... You mustn't do that. 323 00:22:08,189 --> 00:22:10,357 Such a big bump. 324 00:22:10,941 --> 00:22:13,319 The pillow should be under his feet. 325 00:22:13,569 --> 00:22:15,946 His head needs more blood than his big toe. 326 00:22:17,656 --> 00:22:19,408 Excuse me. 327 00:22:23,496 --> 00:22:26,999 Congratulations. In just three hours, you have ruined everything. 328 00:22:27,124 --> 00:22:30,127 - Ruined everything? - If you weren't so obvious about it... 329 00:22:30,211 --> 00:22:34,173 - Obvious? Wait a minute... - You've blown our cover because of it. 330 00:22:34,256 --> 00:22:38,219 Fine. If that's the case, then we can stop playing house, 331 00:22:38,302 --> 00:22:40,429 I can go back to being a private detective, 332 00:22:40,638 --> 00:22:44,642 which is exactly what I should have been in the first place. 333 00:22:46,327 --> 00:22:49,563 Let me see. Let me see. 334 00:22:53,567 --> 00:22:57,530 If you're going to keep shouting, this is gonna get worse, so lie down. 335 00:22:57,905 --> 00:22:59,657 Lie down. 336 00:23:05,246 --> 00:23:07,248 I didn't realize. 337 00:23:09,291 --> 00:23:11,085 Is that better? 338 00:23:14,755 --> 00:23:19,009 Well, at least this bump tells us we're on the right track, doesn't it? 339 00:23:21,762 --> 00:23:26,475 And you're wrong. Our cover isn't exactly blown. 340 00:23:26,851 --> 00:23:29,353 I'm wrong? I didn't say that. You said that. 341 00:23:29,436 --> 00:23:32,481 I think it's even more important now that we protect it, 342 00:23:32,565 --> 00:23:36,735 so that you can continue with this investigation. 343 00:23:38,737 --> 00:23:40,114 What's wrong? 344 00:23:41,365 --> 00:23:44,368 Nothing. I was wondering what you were planning on doing. 345 00:23:44,493 --> 00:23:47,288 - Besides just lying here. - I'm not just lying here. 346 00:23:47,413 --> 00:23:50,082 A good private investigator's always doing something. 347 00:23:50,165 --> 00:23:51,792 Such as? 348 00:23:55,880 --> 00:23:57,339 Yes? 349 00:23:58,173 --> 00:24:00,259 - It's Rick. - Ah. 350 00:24:00,342 --> 00:24:04,096 See? Always doing something. 351 00:24:04,179 --> 00:24:06,056 Yeah, Rick. 352 00:24:06,140 --> 00:24:08,517 Great. What have you got? 353 00:24:09,894 --> 00:24:12,980 Good. Listen, can you and T.C. come over tonight about seven? 354 00:24:13,105 --> 00:24:16,692 Yeah, bring some beer and some chips. Okay. 355 00:24:18,986 --> 00:24:22,865 - They're coming to our house tonight? - Rick's got something for us. 356 00:24:23,240 --> 00:24:25,910 Well, I think you could have asked me first. 357 00:24:26,827 --> 00:24:29,038 You know, Uncle Harry ought to be there too... 358 00:24:29,121 --> 00:24:31,790 Checked with you first? What about? 359 00:24:33,709 --> 00:24:35,002 What's wrong now? 360 00:24:35,377 --> 00:24:37,880 Nothing. Nothing. 361 00:24:37,963 --> 00:24:41,342 I just hope we have enough for five. 362 00:24:45,095 --> 00:24:46,680 Enough what? 363 00:24:49,516 --> 00:24:51,060 Here you are. 364 00:24:52,102 --> 00:24:56,607 Now, this isn't exactly French but there is some white wine in it... 365 00:24:57,316 --> 00:24:59,109 somewhere. 366 00:25:03,280 --> 00:25:05,616 Now, don't be polite. Go ahead and eat. 367 00:25:26,679 --> 00:25:31,809 Um, I hate to mix business with pleasure 368 00:25:32,017 --> 00:25:33,852 but Tom tells me you came up with something. 369 00:25:34,103 --> 00:25:36,313 Yeah, there's this guy Ice Pick, 370 00:25:36,438 --> 00:25:38,440 tells me that someone's been looking for a buyer 371 00:25:38,524 --> 00:25:40,651 with big bucks to handle a computer deal. 372 00:25:40,859 --> 00:25:42,903 That's got to be our stuff. I'll bet my life. 373 00:25:43,070 --> 00:25:46,240 That's a good bet. I kept digging. I came up with a name. 374 00:25:46,949 --> 00:25:47,866 Mm. 375 00:25:48,117 --> 00:25:50,953 - Andy MacKenzie. - I knew it. 376 00:25:51,286 --> 00:25:53,163 - Any buyers? - Not yet. 377 00:25:53,372 --> 00:25:54,832 Then we'll provide one. 378 00:25:54,915 --> 00:25:57,292 Do you think Ice Pick can set up a buy with Andy 379 00:25:57,376 --> 00:25:59,253 and a rich criminal from the mainland? 380 00:25:59,420 --> 00:26:01,505 Yeah, he could set it up for a price. 381 00:26:01,714 --> 00:26:04,967 That's it. There's our sting. We'll set up the fake buy. 382 00:26:05,050 --> 00:26:07,511 Get Andy to tip his hand and we catch him in the act. 383 00:26:07,720 --> 00:26:09,638 - Could work. - It's got to work. 384 00:26:09,888 --> 00:26:12,099 That's the only way I'm gonna get that sneaky twerp. 385 00:26:12,516 --> 00:26:18,647 Of course, we need one or two persons who could pose as the buyers. 386 00:26:18,897 --> 00:26:22,693 Wait a minute, before you even consider a bad idea, you can count us out. 387 00:26:22,901 --> 00:26:25,404 Hey, come on! I never even mentioned you guys. 388 00:26:25,487 --> 00:26:26,864 Of course it's not a bad idea. 389 00:26:27,114 --> 00:26:29,074 It's worse than bad. It's terrible. 390 00:26:29,550 --> 00:26:31,076 Nothing personal 391 00:26:31,285 --> 00:26:33,620 but we've been down the road too many times before with Thomas. 392 00:26:33,954 --> 00:26:38,083 So I thank you for the dinner but we've got to go. 393 00:26:38,292 --> 00:26:41,003 Suppose I told you I'd pay you 1,000 big ones for the job? 394 00:26:42,838 --> 00:26:44,757 1,000 apiece that is. 395 00:26:49,386 --> 00:26:51,680 500 in front and 500 when the job's finished. 396 00:26:58,395 --> 00:27:01,023 Now, if that's all settled... 397 00:27:01,857 --> 00:27:03,525 how about some more casserole? 398 00:27:18,432 --> 00:27:19,750 Hi. 399 00:27:21,168 --> 00:27:24,671 It's the original Gunga Din, just started. Grab a seat. 400 00:27:30,719 --> 00:27:32,554 I can barely hear it. 401 00:27:34,473 --> 00:27:37,559 That way I won't hear it at all, which is the idea. 402 00:27:37,684 --> 00:27:39,186 Bad idea. 403 00:27:39,603 --> 00:27:41,563 I want to go to sleep. 404 00:27:41,688 --> 00:27:43,565 So go to sleep. 405 00:27:44,108 --> 00:27:46,026 I plan to. 406 00:27:46,151 --> 00:27:48,112 - Wait a minute. Give me that. - No. 407 00:27:48,195 --> 00:27:50,239 I need to sleep. 408 00:27:59,581 --> 00:28:01,875 What are you doing? What are you doing? 409 00:28:02,668 --> 00:28:04,461 You kissed me. 410 00:28:05,045 --> 00:28:08,423 I... kissed you? Oh! That's typically male. 411 00:28:08,507 --> 00:28:10,008 Why would I want to kiss you? 412 00:28:10,342 --> 00:28:13,512 I don't know but it's nothing to get upset about. 413 00:28:13,720 --> 00:28:15,806 I'm... not upset. 414 00:28:16,056 --> 00:28:17,599 Me either. 415 00:28:17,773 --> 00:28:22,062 As a matter of fact, I kind of enjoyed it. 416 00:28:22,146 --> 00:28:24,231 Typically male, I guess. 417 00:28:50,757 --> 00:28:52,593 It's all set for dawn. 418 00:28:52,926 --> 00:28:55,012 Rick and T.C. are gonna drive up in the truck. 419 00:28:55,095 --> 00:28:59,391 Andrew apparently has someone on the gate to let them in. 420 00:29:02,603 --> 00:29:04,313 You couldn't hit the broad side of a barn. 421 00:29:04,396 --> 00:29:06,315 That's 300 you owe me. 422 00:29:06,440 --> 00:29:08,734 Now you putt first this time. 423 00:29:09,067 --> 00:29:11,069 I'll be in the back of the truck. 424 00:29:11,153 --> 00:29:13,697 I'll squash Andy like a bug on a windshield. 425 00:29:13,947 --> 00:29:15,866 What am I supposed to be doing, my nails? 426 00:29:16,074 --> 00:29:17,284 You stay out of this. 427 00:29:17,367 --> 00:29:19,119 After what Andy's done, we can't be too careful. 428 00:29:19,912 --> 00:29:22,706 I don't care. I'm vice president of this company. 429 00:29:22,831 --> 00:29:23,999 I'm going with you. 430 00:29:24,208 --> 00:29:25,626 No, you're not. 431 00:29:26,168 --> 00:29:27,669 It could be dangerous. 432 00:29:33,842 --> 00:29:37,262 And you're both immune because you're men, right? 433 00:29:37,596 --> 00:29:39,765 You stop speeding bullets with your bare hands 434 00:29:39,848 --> 00:29:42,684 and leap tall buildings with a single bound, that sort of thing? 435 00:29:42,893 --> 00:29:45,520 You're beginning to sound like your grandmother. 436 00:29:45,771 --> 00:29:47,940 That's fine with me. 437 00:29:51,568 --> 00:29:55,989 Being married to her would give a whole new meaning to the word divorce. 438 00:30:01,662 --> 00:30:05,582 That's 400 you owe me. I got to go lie to a banker. 439 00:30:05,650 --> 00:30:08,653 I'll talk to accounting about deducting 400 from your salary. 440 00:30:08,752 --> 00:30:10,254 Swell... 441 00:30:25,811 --> 00:30:28,188 Someone once said you are what you eat. 442 00:30:29,481 --> 00:30:32,901 Now, that's true but I also figure you are where you live too. 443 00:30:32,985 --> 00:30:35,696 There's a lot to the old adage, "Home, sweet home." 444 00:30:35,862 --> 00:30:38,699 It's comfortable, familiar, secure, 445 00:30:38,782 --> 00:30:42,119 sort of like a good pair of shoes that really fit. 446 00:30:42,244 --> 00:30:44,288 That's why a couple days in the love nest 447 00:30:44,371 --> 00:30:46,123 started driving me up the walls. 448 00:30:46,206 --> 00:30:47,708 It just wasn't me. 449 00:30:47,791 --> 00:30:51,003 So I figured I'd sneak off and have a couple of hours to myself, 450 00:30:51,128 --> 00:30:54,089 a little domestic R&R, totally alone. 451 00:30:54,214 --> 00:30:55,924 Touchdown, Southern Call. 452 00:30:56,008 --> 00:30:57,718 Except for the SC-Notre Dame game. 453 00:31:00,429 --> 00:31:03,015 Higgins, look, I didn't mean to bother you. 454 00:31:03,098 --> 00:31:05,392 Look, I can explain everything. 455 00:31:05,517 --> 00:31:09,563 It's not Mr. Higgins but don't let that keep you from explaining. 456 00:31:09,813 --> 00:31:12,149 What are you doing here? How did you get in? 457 00:31:12,399 --> 00:31:16,611 Well, since you took our car, I took a cab. 458 00:31:17,362 --> 00:31:20,032 And after calling Rick and T.C. 459 00:31:20,240 --> 00:31:23,118 and every disreputable gin mill in Honolulu, 460 00:31:23,243 --> 00:31:25,412 that left... this. 461 00:31:25,620 --> 00:31:28,874 Then I simply told Mr. Higgins I was looking for my husband. 462 00:31:28,957 --> 00:31:30,709 You woke him up? 463 00:31:30,792 --> 00:31:33,003 Wait a minute. I am not your husband. 464 00:31:33,587 --> 00:31:36,256 He was absolutely livid that you had broken in here 465 00:31:36,340 --> 00:31:38,800 but we both decided I should take care of the matter. 466 00:31:39,176 --> 00:31:41,261 How could you do this? 467 00:31:41,360 --> 00:31:42,506 Do what? 468 00:31:42,721 --> 00:31:45,724 How could you be so incredibly insensitive? 469 00:31:45,932 --> 00:31:49,186 I mean, I wake up in the middle of the night and you're gone. 470 00:31:49,436 --> 00:31:53,357 There's no note, no phone call, just an empty house. 471 00:31:53,440 --> 00:31:57,694 I couldn't sleep and there was a replay of the football game on cable, so... 472 00:31:57,903 --> 00:32:00,572 So? So... you just walked out? 473 00:32:00,822 --> 00:32:02,949 You make it sound like I abandoned you. 474 00:32:03,033 --> 00:32:04,743 Well, what do you call it? 475 00:32:04,868 --> 00:32:06,495 I don't call it anything. 476 00:32:07,371 --> 00:32:12,417 No, of course not. And you can just come and go whenever you please. 477 00:32:12,501 --> 00:32:18,173 Marsha, look, you can come and go whenever you please too. 478 00:32:18,298 --> 00:32:21,343 Day or night, around the clock, I don't care. 479 00:32:23,595 --> 00:32:27,391 Well, I mean I do care, sort of, in the right way. 480 00:32:28,183 --> 00:32:30,435 I mean, we're in this together. 481 00:32:30,560 --> 00:32:32,396 Yes and it's not over yet. 482 00:32:32,687 --> 00:32:37,150 In case you've forgotten, you work for me, us, 24 hours a day. 483 00:32:37,442 --> 00:32:40,862 And since we are meeting Rick and T.C. in just a few hours, 484 00:32:40,987 --> 00:32:42,572 I suggest we get some rest. 485 00:32:42,823 --> 00:32:44,491 You're not actually gonna eat that? 486 00:32:46,034 --> 00:32:48,453 Well, yeah, actually, I was. 487 00:32:48,578 --> 00:32:50,664 Rancid, decaying animal flesh 488 00:32:50,872 --> 00:32:53,542 with harmful chemicals and additives, that's terrible. 489 00:32:54,084 --> 00:32:55,544 Awful. 490 00:32:59,047 --> 00:33:01,216 I'll fix you something good when we get home. 491 00:33:04,010 --> 00:33:06,179 Eggs Romanoff, that's what I'll make. 492 00:33:06,304 --> 00:33:09,516 That's got caviar and capers and green onions. 493 00:33:09,599 --> 00:33:13,437 Or maybe that's red onions. I don't know, whatever. 494 00:33:13,562 --> 00:33:17,524 I've never made it before but the recipe sounds really good... 495 00:33:22,010 --> 00:33:25,013 This is the last time you pick a disguise for me. 496 00:33:25,240 --> 00:33:26,783 But it is perfect, Orville. 497 00:33:26,867 --> 00:33:29,293 I am representing oil money from the Sheik of Yahoo 498 00:33:29,411 --> 00:33:30,704 and you're his son. 499 00:33:30,787 --> 00:33:33,582 If I'm the son of a sheik, how come I'm driving a truck? 500 00:33:33,707 --> 00:33:36,585 If anybody asks, blame OPEC. 501 00:33:39,421 --> 00:33:42,132 Tom, it's Rick. How's it going back there? 502 00:33:42,591 --> 00:33:45,886 I'm bouncing off the walls, Rick. Can you take it easy? 503 00:33:49,014 --> 00:33:50,223 How's Marsha? 504 00:33:53,894 --> 00:33:56,021 Having the time of her life. 505 00:33:58,732 --> 00:34:01,359 All right, we'll be there in five minutes. 506 00:34:03,069 --> 00:34:05,405 Look, why don't you sit down? 507 00:34:05,530 --> 00:34:07,616 You're not going to get dirty. 508 00:34:08,658 --> 00:34:10,619 No, I'll stand up. 509 00:34:25,383 --> 00:34:27,302 I think we're here. 510 00:34:29,012 --> 00:34:31,556 Thomas, we're here. We don't see nothing. 511 00:34:32,224 --> 00:34:36,186 He's probably inside, Rick. You go ahead, we'll follow. 512 00:34:36,353 --> 00:34:37,938 You all right? 513 00:34:38,021 --> 00:34:41,441 Yes, I'm all right. I'm all right. 514 00:34:50,867 --> 00:34:53,161 - Rick! Rick! - What? 515 00:34:53,340 --> 00:34:55,914 Better come down here. Something's wrong. 516 00:35:04,464 --> 00:35:07,050 - It's empty. - It sure as hell is. 517 00:35:12,347 --> 00:35:15,141 We've been hoping you guys would show up for the rest. 518 00:35:15,392 --> 00:35:18,061 - The rest? - Wait. There's some mistake. 519 00:35:18,270 --> 00:35:22,440 Sure as hell been a mistake, buddy boy, and it's yours... and his. 520 00:35:25,151 --> 00:35:28,154 I knew it. I knew something like this was gonna happen. 521 00:35:28,238 --> 00:35:29,823 What are you doing here? 522 00:35:30,031 --> 00:35:31,783 I was about to ask you the same thing. 523 00:35:31,992 --> 00:35:33,785 Uncle Harry, what is going on? 524 00:35:34,327 --> 00:35:37,789 It looks like you and your new hubby are up the proverbial creek, 525 00:35:37,872 --> 00:35:38,999 without a paddle. 526 00:35:40,000 --> 00:35:41,668 Take 'em away, boys. 527 00:35:46,298 --> 00:35:48,675 You really did it this time, Thomas. 528 00:35:48,883 --> 00:35:51,261 I told you, if you'd just let me explain. 529 00:35:51,344 --> 00:35:53,263 - Don't explain. - Forget it, Thomas. 530 00:35:53,346 --> 00:35:55,432 It looks worse than it is. 531 00:35:55,515 --> 00:35:57,434 How could it look any worse? 532 00:35:57,559 --> 00:36:01,021 We're in jail looking at two to ten for grand theft. 533 00:36:01,104 --> 00:36:02,981 I told you getting married was a big mistake. 534 00:36:03,106 --> 00:36:05,483 Ah! But that's the point, see? 535 00:36:05,692 --> 00:36:09,154 At least one of them, see? I didn't actually get married. 536 00:36:09,237 --> 00:36:11,114 Well, I did but not really. 537 00:36:11,323 --> 00:36:14,576 Getting married is like getting pregnant, you do or you don't. 538 00:36:14,784 --> 00:36:17,746 It's real simple, Rick, if you'll just let me explain. 539 00:36:17,871 --> 00:36:20,999 Marsha discovered somebody stealing from the company 540 00:36:21,098 --> 00:36:22,433 but she didn't know who. 541 00:36:22,626 --> 00:36:25,170 Now, Uncle Harry knew, because he's the bad guy 542 00:36:25,420 --> 00:36:27,714 but he pointed the finger at Andrew 543 00:36:27,797 --> 00:36:30,258 and then he hired me to come in and catch him 544 00:36:30,383 --> 00:36:33,428 but he set up this whole sting thing 545 00:36:33,511 --> 00:36:36,765 to make it look like I ripped off the company. It's pretty clever, huh? 546 00:36:37,015 --> 00:36:39,934 And it almost worked too, except that I figured it out 547 00:36:40,185 --> 00:36:43,772 and that's when Andrew, Marsha and I came up with this idea 548 00:36:43,855 --> 00:36:46,441 about a sting on a sting, 549 00:36:46,524 --> 00:36:50,028 which meant we had to let Harry's sting seem to work, 550 00:36:50,153 --> 00:36:51,821 so that we could sting him. 551 00:36:54,699 --> 00:36:56,576 And it worked. 552 00:36:56,826 --> 00:36:58,620 What worked? 553 00:36:58,953 --> 00:37:03,041 In case you haven't noticed, genius, we're the ones that are in jail. 554 00:37:03,124 --> 00:37:06,753 The only thing we have done wrong is be dumb enough to listen to you. 555 00:37:07,003 --> 00:37:09,756 Relax, guys, we're gonna get out of here real soon. 556 00:37:10,006 --> 00:37:14,260 Yeah... well, real soon better come real quick. 557 00:37:14,386 --> 00:37:20,600 Don't tell me. It's the city jail thespians doing a scene from Riot In Cell Block 11. 558 00:37:20,892 --> 00:37:23,895 The final resting place after a sordid life of crime. 559 00:37:24,020 --> 00:37:25,689 Higgins, there's been a mistake. 560 00:37:25,772 --> 00:37:28,066 His. You got to get us out of here. 561 00:37:28,274 --> 00:37:31,361 That's easier said than done. Bail has been denied. 562 00:37:31,569 --> 00:37:34,322 - Denied? - Relax, guys. 563 00:37:34,531 --> 00:37:38,159 He's not in on the plan. Andrew explained everything to the DA. 564 00:37:38,368 --> 00:37:40,161 We're gonna be here forever. 565 00:37:40,370 --> 00:37:42,330 They're probably letting Marsha out right now. 566 00:37:42,414 --> 00:37:45,333 Trust me. It's all part of the plan. 567 00:37:45,542 --> 00:37:47,252 We had to give Uncle Harry some time. 568 00:37:47,502 --> 00:37:49,254 - To do what? - To get away. 569 00:37:49,504 --> 00:37:51,116 Or think that he was getting away. 570 00:37:51,297 --> 00:37:53,717 How extraordinarily bizarre, Magnum. 571 00:37:53,967 --> 00:37:56,886 You cannot walk into the middle of something like this 572 00:37:56,970 --> 00:37:59,472 and expect to understand it. If you let me explain. 573 00:37:59,681 --> 00:38:00,974 Shut up! 574 00:38:01,182 --> 00:38:03,435 Thomas, we got here as quickly as we could. 575 00:38:03,852 --> 00:38:06,604 No problem, we're right on schedule. How'd it go? 576 00:38:06,813 --> 00:38:08,231 He didn't suspect a thing. 577 00:38:08,314 --> 00:38:10,734 They had the truck out an hour before you got there. 578 00:38:10,817 --> 00:38:13,027 We followed him to pier 40. 579 00:38:13,236 --> 00:38:15,739 - Thomas, what is going on? - I'll explain on the way. 580 00:38:15,822 --> 00:38:17,907 Explain on the way? Forget it. 581 00:38:18,003 --> 00:38:20,088 We ain't going nowhere with you. 582 00:38:20,910 --> 00:38:23,496 Okay, if that's the way you feel. 583 00:38:26,958 --> 00:38:28,793 You see that? He didn't know what to do. 584 00:38:28,877 --> 00:38:30,920 Of course, because he knew he couldn't do a thing. 585 00:38:31,004 --> 00:38:32,714 Hey! Ha! 586 00:38:32,839 --> 00:38:36,092 Look here, man, I'm starving. Let's go get some lunch. 587 00:38:36,176 --> 00:38:37,469 Good idea. 588 00:38:41,556 --> 00:38:44,350 It's locked. It's locked! 589 00:38:44,434 --> 00:38:46,603 - Guard! - Hey! Yoo-hoo! 590 00:38:46,706 --> 00:38:48,041 Hey, guard, help! 591 00:38:48,271 --> 00:38:50,148 Hey, somebody come back here! 592 00:38:50,231 --> 00:38:52,233 Why did you pull it shut like this? 593 00:38:52,317 --> 00:38:53,943 It's locked like this. 594 00:38:56,345 --> 00:38:58,573 Hey, Higgie, this door is locked. 595 00:38:58,656 --> 00:38:59,908 There's some mistake. 596 00:38:59,991 --> 00:39:01,743 Yeah, so go get the jailer or something. 597 00:39:01,951 --> 00:39:04,871 I could be persuaded to do so. 598 00:39:05,079 --> 00:39:06,790 What do you mean "persuaded"? 599 00:39:06,873 --> 00:39:08,750 Higgins, you wouldn't. 600 00:39:09,292 --> 00:39:10,752 Oh, you couldn't. 601 00:39:11,002 --> 00:39:13,838 Use of your aerial services Saturday and Sunday 602 00:39:13,963 --> 00:39:15,590 for a month including petrol. 603 00:39:15,840 --> 00:39:17,717 A month! Man, that is robbery. 604 00:39:17,967 --> 00:39:19,969 40 hours of bookkeeping services. 605 00:39:20,220 --> 00:39:21,387 You've got to be kidding. 606 00:39:21,471 --> 00:39:24,849 And the rainbow room belongs to the Ornithological Society 607 00:39:24,933 --> 00:39:26,851 the last Thursday of every month for the next year 608 00:39:26,935 --> 00:39:28,269 regardless of who wants it. 609 00:39:28,478 --> 00:39:30,355 Fat chance. 610 00:39:32,524 --> 00:39:36,402 That's the last straw. He can do it to Magnum but not us. 611 00:39:39,322 --> 00:39:40,532 Okay! 612 00:39:42,283 --> 00:39:43,618 Done. 613 00:39:52,669 --> 00:39:55,630 - I'll check inside. - And I'm supposed to wait here? 614 00:39:55,713 --> 00:39:59,092 Marsha, I am the professional. I do this for a living. 615 00:39:59,175 --> 00:40:02,345 Big deal. I'll go and you wait here. 616 00:40:03,179 --> 00:40:04,472 We'll all go. 617 00:40:04,597 --> 00:40:08,268 What is so complicated about putting your head inside a trailer? 618 00:40:15,441 --> 00:40:19,571 Now... I know how this may look but there's an explanation. 619 00:40:19,654 --> 00:40:21,781 There's been a serious mistake. 620 00:40:22,031 --> 00:40:23,283 There sure has been. 621 00:40:23,533 --> 00:40:25,952 At first we thought it was Andy... Nothing personal, kid. 622 00:40:26,244 --> 00:40:30,373 When Andy didn't show up, the cops thought Tom and Marsha were involved. 623 00:40:30,456 --> 00:40:33,334 I talked to those idiots but they wouldn't listen. 624 00:40:33,459 --> 00:40:37,171 Shut up, Harry. We all know precisely what happened. 625 00:40:37,589 --> 00:40:40,300 - You do? - It was pretty nifty, Uncle Harry. 626 00:40:40,508 --> 00:40:43,595 Your only mistake was forgetting your nephew's name is Andrew. 627 00:40:44,304 --> 00:40:46,681 And that's Andrew, Uncle Harry, not Andy. 628 00:40:46,931 --> 00:40:48,516 You prefer Andrew? 629 00:40:49,183 --> 00:40:52,979 Hey, you've got it. Andrew MacKenzie, got a great ring. I love it. 630 00:40:53,062 --> 00:40:55,732 Since you're the only family member that calls him Andy, 631 00:40:55,815 --> 00:40:58,985 when Ice Pick said Andy MacKenzie was looking for buyers, 632 00:40:59,193 --> 00:41:02,322 I knew you planted his name and set up this cute sting. 633 00:41:02,572 --> 00:41:05,617 Why, that's ridiculous. This is a family business. 634 00:41:05,742 --> 00:41:07,660 I'm the president. I can do anything I want. 635 00:41:07,869 --> 00:41:10,121 You're president because I've allowed you to be. 636 00:41:10,371 --> 00:41:13,249 My 51% of MacKenzie runs this business. 637 00:41:13,333 --> 00:41:15,627 And from this moment on, you're fired. 638 00:41:15,835 --> 00:41:18,838 The whole board's got to sit down and discuss this. 639 00:41:18,922 --> 00:41:23,718 Well, since the whole board is right here, we'll have a meeting right now. 640 00:41:23,968 --> 00:41:27,207 All those in favor of booting this little worm 641 00:41:27,356 --> 00:41:29,137 out on his worthless tail, say aye. 642 00:41:29,349 --> 00:41:30,350 Aye. 643 00:41:30,433 --> 00:41:31,726 Opposed? 644 00:41:32,685 --> 00:41:36,147 Unanimous. Now, that takes care of family business. 645 00:41:36,397 --> 00:41:39,901 There's just one little thing, the criminal charges. 646 00:41:40,151 --> 00:41:41,611 Such as fraud. 647 00:41:41,795 --> 00:41:43,464 - And theft. - Attempted murder. 648 00:41:43,696 --> 00:41:45,073 What are you talking about? 649 00:41:45,156 --> 00:41:47,617 Those boxes missed you. That was a warning. 650 00:41:47,867 --> 00:41:50,286 Tell it to the police. They're on their way. 651 00:41:51,871 --> 00:41:56,834 Harry! Uncle Harry, stop! Are you just going to stand there? 652 00:41:56,960 --> 00:42:00,296 - You said the police are on their way. - What if they miss him? 653 00:42:02,215 --> 00:42:04,050 Grandmother, Andrew, in the car. 654 00:42:04,175 --> 00:42:08,554 Wait a minute. No. Wait. Stop. You don't have to stop him. 655 00:42:08,638 --> 00:42:11,349 Let the police do that. That's what they're paid for. 656 00:42:11,766 --> 00:42:14,519 Marsha, you've been watching too many detective shows. 657 00:42:14,644 --> 00:42:17,230 - Are you coming? - No, I'm not coming. 658 00:42:17,313 --> 00:42:20,483 Okay, wait. I'm coming. 659 00:42:20,608 --> 00:42:23,194 I don't know why I'm coming but I'm coming. 660 00:42:43,256 --> 00:42:46,175 I haven't had such a good ride in a long time. 661 00:42:46,509 --> 00:42:49,429 The forklift. Look out for the forklift! 662 00:43:08,364 --> 00:43:09,657 Will you slow down? 663 00:43:15,788 --> 00:43:16,789 Ohh! 664 00:43:25,506 --> 00:43:29,177 Marsha, you're gonna kill us all. You drive like you cook! 665 00:43:29,371 --> 00:43:30,470 Stop it, Andrew. 666 00:43:30,720 --> 00:43:35,016 The guy with the lights and the siren, that's a cop. 667 00:43:39,687 --> 00:43:43,775 That's the police. The police. Do you want me to spell it? 668 00:44:08,007 --> 00:44:12,345 Hi, guys. I think I can explain everything. 669 00:44:24,899 --> 00:44:26,400 Tho... 670 00:44:45,962 --> 00:44:47,588 Thomas! 671 00:44:48,089 --> 00:44:49,507 Hi. 672 00:44:51,008 --> 00:44:52,468 You scared me. 673 00:44:52,593 --> 00:44:54,345 What happened to you? 674 00:44:54,720 --> 00:44:56,055 Whiplash. 675 00:44:57,140 --> 00:44:59,934 Oh, no, I'm sorry. 676 00:45:02,036 --> 00:45:04,147 I'm sorry. No, it's fine. 677 00:45:04,230 --> 00:45:06,899 Honest. I'm just kidding. It's all better, see? 678 00:45:07,024 --> 00:45:08,776 Just gives me leverage with Higgins. 679 00:45:08,985 --> 00:45:10,069 Are you sure? 680 00:45:10,319 --> 00:45:14,532 Yeah, it's all better. I was just giving you a hard time. 681 00:45:15,700 --> 00:45:17,827 Well, I stopped by 682 00:45:17,910 --> 00:45:21,581 because I never got a chance to thank you for everything you did. 683 00:45:22,999 --> 00:45:25,293 That's okay. It's just part of the job. 684 00:45:26,419 --> 00:45:28,880 Also you left some things at the cottage. 685 00:45:29,172 --> 00:45:30,548 Oh, my shaving kit. 686 00:45:30,673 --> 00:45:32,675 You can't be without that, can you? 687 00:45:32,800 --> 00:45:36,679 And... these are yours, aren't they? 688 00:45:38,681 --> 00:45:40,725 Wouldn't get married without 'em. 689 00:45:43,019 --> 00:45:47,732 Well, I guess I made a pretty rotten wife, huh? 690 00:45:47,899 --> 00:45:53,070 Well, I didn't make such a hot husband. 691 00:45:55,489 --> 00:45:59,827 I guess this relationship stuff takes a lot of practice. 692 00:46:00,703 --> 00:46:05,208 It's like golf for me. No matter how much I practice, I never seem to break 100. 693 00:46:05,666 --> 00:46:08,502 - You know what I mean? - Yeah, I sure do. 694 00:46:10,379 --> 00:46:12,590 - Well... - Hey. 695 00:46:15,051 --> 00:46:19,680 We didn't do so bad after all, you know, all things considered. 696 00:46:19,931 --> 00:46:22,934 Right. All things considered. 697 00:46:23,684 --> 00:46:25,228 Magnum, your lunch is here. 698 00:46:25,478 --> 00:46:28,147 I say, I didn't realize you had company. 699 00:46:28,272 --> 00:46:33,236 Lunch? Gee, Higgins. How thoughtful. You shouldn't have. 700 00:46:33,402 --> 00:46:35,780 Precisely what I told Dr. Ibold 701 00:46:35,905 --> 00:46:39,533 but he insists you be pampered like an invalid for the next few days. 702 00:46:39,659 --> 00:46:41,619 Well, thank you very much, Higgins. 703 00:46:41,744 --> 00:46:44,622 Pampering, I refuse to do but I am willing to help expand 704 00:46:44,705 --> 00:46:48,000 the shockingly narrow boundaries of your intellectual horizons. 705 00:46:48,084 --> 00:46:49,961 That's very thoughtful but I... 706 00:46:50,044 --> 00:46:53,130 Actually, both of you might find this of some interest. 707 00:46:53,214 --> 00:46:56,259 It's from my memoirs. It involves a fascinating experience 708 00:46:56,342 --> 00:46:58,219 that once happened to me in Alexandria, 709 00:46:58,427 --> 00:47:01,013 when I was forced to feign matrimony with not one 710 00:47:01,264 --> 00:47:04,433 but three daughters of a Bedouin prince. 711 00:47:04,809 --> 00:47:07,061 As a young lance corporal who'd experienced 712 00:47:07,144 --> 00:47:10,231 but one major affaire de coeur in his 22 years, 713 00:47:10,523 --> 00:47:12,566 the prospect of an impending wedding eve 714 00:47:12,649 --> 00:47:15,820 with three hot-blooded Bedouin was indeed an awesome one. 715 00:47:16,028 --> 00:47:19,490 Fortunately, as the youngest daughter doused the dying campfire 716 00:47:19,573 --> 00:47:21,701 and plunged our tent into pitch blackness, 717 00:47:21,909 --> 00:47:27,248 I recalled a relevant chapter from Rommel's classic treatise on tank warfare... 718 00:47:34,005 --> 00:47:36,090 Perhaps one had to be there.