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Whatever it is you want, you have it.

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Get in!

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- You miss a couple of car payments?
- Don't get cute, Rod!

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- He is in trouble, isn't he?
- Sort of.

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lt's like being pregnant,
either you are or you aren't.

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l don't guess you'd believe that's oregano.

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He doesn't like competition.

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Hey, don't look at me,
l just got hired to fly this clown around.

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<i>(* Psychedelic rock instrumental)</i>

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l'll be damned.

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Hey, Moof, don't you know how to knock?

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ls that any way to treat a narcotics officer,
Rodney?

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- Donner, what the hell are you doing here?
- Checking up on one of my old busts.

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Hey, man,

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l'm so clean it smells good.

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That music will fry your brain, Rodney.

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Stunt your growth too.

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l'm gonna let you talk to my parole officer.

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She'll tell you l haven't even
smoked tobacco, so go ahead...

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You planted that.

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Yeah.

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But who is your parole officer gonna believe?

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<i>(Woman) Officer Gordon</i>.

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<i>Hello?</i>

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What do you want?

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(Higgins) l'm afraid there's been a mistake.

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Mr. Masters' tastes - literary and otherwise -

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run toward things
rather more substantial than

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Milford's Encyclopedia
And Handy Home Reference Library.

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Sir, l've placed sets of Milford's
in some of the finest homes in the island.

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l'm sure.

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Precisely how did you acquire
Mr. Masters' name?

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Well, actually, l got your name.

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lt was a chick, l know that.

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A chick?

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Well, not really a chick,
she was definitely past her prime.

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She had gray hair.

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- Agatha.
- That's it. Agatha. Agatha.

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- Agatha...
- Chumley?

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That's it. That's it.

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Agatha Chumley.
She said you two were extremely tight.

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Agatha said that?

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- (Barking)
- (Magnum) Zeus! Apollo! Stay!

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Stay.

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(Higgins) Sit, lads.

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Higgins, the lads have got to go!

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Why? Because they caught you pilfering
a bottle of Mr. Masters' special reserve?

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- Pilfering?
- What else do you call

49
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sneaking out of the wine cellar
with a bottle of '54 Duchamp?

50
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We used to call it living off the land
in Vietnam and Magnum was terrific at it.

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Rod?

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Hot Rod Chrysler?

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- * <i>O</i>nce upon a time... *
- l don't believe it.

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Me neither. What's it been? 15 years?

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- Rod and l were at the Academy together.
- How very...collegiate.

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And Nam.

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Yeah, that too. What are you doing here?

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- Selling encyclopedias.
- Encyclopedias?

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The thick books with the big words
and so very few pictures.

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- Cute, Higgins.
- l thought so.

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l'm sure you two have dozens of war stories
to tell each other, so don't let me detain you.

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Come on. We'll split a bottle.

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Not with a '54 Duchamp you won't.

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- You wouldn't consider...
- No.

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l didn't think so.

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Come on, Rod, l got a couple of beers
in the guesthouse.

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lf you'll just think about it, l'll get you
a dynamite deal, best in the island.

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Mahalo.

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You look great.

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- So do you, Hot Rod.
- Forget Hot Rod.

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He and l parted company a long time ago.

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Mom still asks about you,
but after you left the Navy

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- you fell off the edge of the world.
- l had to go off and grow up.

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lt was a long road,
a lot of twists and turn, turn, turn.

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Yeah. For all of us.

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lt is cool, l don't regret a second of it.

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There are many that do,
however, including my ex.

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- You got married?
- lt got me.

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Five years' worth.

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And a divorce that blew me away.

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l tell you, my ex has become totally radical but
it's all worth it.

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Dig...

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- Rodney Charles Chrysler Junior. Huh?
- Hey!

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- Lives with his mother in LA.
- A little Hot Rod.

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That's great.
Do you get to see him much?

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Every time l go back to the mainland.
l'm going there tonight.

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- You live here?
- For a year now.

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Ever since the divorce.

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l figured l needed a change,

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l found this sales gig with no time clock
staring down at me,

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and no desk to get locked behind
and fairly decent bread.

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- Sounds perfect.
- Speaking of bread...

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<i>O</i>h, what's this?

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Last time l saw you,
l hit you up for a couple of hundred

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and l swore that l'd send it to you
and l never did, which is typical.

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- Come on.
- l know what you're gonna say, but don't.

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Let me do this, <i>O</i>K? Please?

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lt's for me as much as it is for you.
l'll postdate it Monday

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because l've got a commission check
that will come in and cover it.

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There you go.

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<i>O</i>h, l'm gonna have to pass on those beers.
l got to catch that flight to see Rodney.

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l got one of those low-cash flights -
no refund if l miss it.

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Plus l got a couple of deliveries
on opposite ends of the island.

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l know l shouldn't have kept selling,
but l figured one more commission check...

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The kid, he loves those pony rides
out in the valley.

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- l can make one of those deliveries for you.
- l can't let you do that for me.

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Well, l won't do it for you,
l'll do it for little Hot Rod.

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l always could count on you, Tom.

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Come on.

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<i>O</i>K, so let's see...
l'm gonna be back on Monday.

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l'll give you a ring,
we'll have a couple of beers,

112
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and then we'll just tell each other some lies

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about the good old times we used to have,
right?

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Right.

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(T.C.) Wrong.

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Man, l am running a business here,
cash and carry.

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Look, T.C., all you got to do
is keep that check till Monday.

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And then when Rod's clears,

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you cash mine and we're even, <i>O</i>K?

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l am not getting through to you, am l?

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Cash and carry.

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Your cash, my carry.

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No checks, no l.<i>O</i>.U.s.

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- Cash!
- But...

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<i>O</i>K.

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<i>O</i>K.

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l see your point.

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No sense in you going out of your way
to help a buddy of mine, right?

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lt's not gonna work,
that is not gonna work.

130
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Remember that time in Nam, you and l
were in that funny little bar in Saigon,

131
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and those airborne guys
were gonna rip you into little pieces?

132
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l have heard all of this before.

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lt's <i>O</i>K. Fine.

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(Groans) lt's heavy.

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You know, l remember...

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after the fight,

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l sold my camera, my only camera,

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to the guy who owned the bar
to pay for damages.

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50 bucks

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for a $500 camera.

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But it kept you out of the brig.

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You know...

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You got a great memory for remembering
things you want to remember.

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The only problem with that
is you keep forgetting things

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like gas bills, repair bills, bullet holes.

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Relax, T.C.

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All we're doing...

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is delivering a box of encyclopedias.

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(Helicopter overhead)

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Whoo!

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- You don't think that could be that guy?
- Definitely. That's the whirlybird express!

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- You sure this is the place?
- That's what Rod said.

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Somehow, those guys
don't look like the reading type.

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Maybe they just like the pictures.

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Hey, shave ice.
Finally a chance to relax after we work.

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- This your truck?
- Yeah. Mine.

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- You order some encyclopedias?
- Encyclopedias?

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- Yeah. From Rod Chrysler.
- <i>O</i>h, yeah. Encyclopedias, right. Got it.

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Hey, hang on, guys, l wanna check
we've got all the volumes here.

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T.C.

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<i>O</i>h, man, you have done it again.

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Hey, what kind of rip-off is this?

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We paid for ten keys,
there's only nine in there.

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Uh...

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- Damn.
- Hey, Dolphie.

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l'll deal with you in a minute.

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You know what?
<i>O</i>ur boss doesn't like competition.

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Well, hey, don't look at me,
l just got hired to fly this clown around.

169
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Then you know all his delivery routes?

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- Every drop.
- Hey, shut up!

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Don't tell me to shut up.
l won't get involved in no dealer war.

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Why you chicken-livered...

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You better come on.

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(Laughs)

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Home free.

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(Gunshot)

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Almost.

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You guys were had. Royally, totally,
completely, to the max, had.

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Two of the straightest guys in the island
muling dope to an unknown.

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You never heard of a Rod Chrysler
as a dealer?

181
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Never. lt's probably some hot dog
trying to make a couple of extra bucks.

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When the police get through with him,
l got a couple of extra bucks for him.

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(Laughs)

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Listen. <i>O</i>ne of the guys was named Dolphie.
Ever heard of him?

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00:14:12,785 --> 00:14:16,448
- Dolphie. Dolphie Crenshaw?
- Well, l didn't ask his last name.

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00:14:17,890 --> 00:14:21,758
lt had to be Crenshaw. Man, you guys
are lucky you weren't iced permanently.

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Crenshaw works for the biggest
drug dealer on this island.

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lf he thought you were trying to muscle in
on his territory, you'd be dead meat.

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Did you hear that? Dead meat?

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00:14:30,903 --> 00:14:35,272
l mean, when they find out that
we're not dealers, they'll let us alone.

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00:14:35,308 --> 00:14:38,209
Yeah, but what if that's not till after they've...

192
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Don't worry about it. l'll put the word out
that you guys were had, which you were.

193
00:14:42,882 --> 00:14:47,285
But your friend Rod's going to be fish food
unless the coppers get to him first.

194
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l didn't call the police.

195
00:14:49,422 --> 00:14:50,821
What?

196
00:14:50,857 --> 00:14:54,224
l wanted to hear Rod's side of the story before
l got him in trouble.

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00:14:54,260 --> 00:14:56,990
Got him in trouble?
We're the ones getting shot at.

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We're the ones that Dolphin is looking for
for muscling in.

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- lt's Dolphie.
- l don't care if it's Tuna.

200
00:15:03,069 --> 00:15:05,401
l'm calling 5-0.

201
00:15:05,438 --> 00:15:08,464
What's the matter?
You hate dope dealers as much as l do.

202
00:15:08,508 --> 00:15:11,705
- We don't know Rod's a dealer.
- You don't know it, but l do.

203
00:15:11,744 --> 00:15:15,441
- Just give me 24 hours to find him.
- lf Dolphie lets him live that long.

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00:15:15,481 --> 00:15:19,679
He made it through Nam,
he'll make it through the next 24 hours.

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00:15:25,058 --> 00:15:26,685
You owe this guy, huh?

206
00:15:28,594 --> 00:15:32,496
When lvan was holding you and l
in Duc Hue...

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Rod was Stateside,
he found out l was an MlA, he...

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took a 30-day leave
and he spent it with my mom.

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(Barking)

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lf this is another attempt to pilfer a bottle
from the wine cellar, Magnum, it won't work.

211
00:16:03,663 --> 00:16:08,123
Higgins,
l was just walking in to ask you a question.

212
00:16:08,167 --> 00:16:09,691
<i>O</i>n your toes?

213
00:16:09,736 --> 00:16:11,636
l was not on my toes!

214
00:16:11,671 --> 00:16:13,866
l can't help it if l walk softly.

215
00:16:13,906 --> 00:16:17,034
What do you want me to do?
Wear a silver bell round my neck?

216
00:16:17,076 --> 00:16:20,307
ln your case, l think brass would suffice.

217
00:16:25,651 --> 00:16:27,380
ls that real?

218
00:16:28,421 --> 00:16:29,911
<i>O</i>f course it's real.

219
00:16:29,956 --> 00:16:33,551
lt was entrusted to me by
the Baron von Brandenburg for safekeeping.

220
00:16:33,593 --> 00:16:35,254
What, the old guy?

221
00:16:35,294 --> 00:16:40,891
Who wears the walrus moustache and
chases the maids around while he's here?

222
00:16:40,933 --> 00:16:43,094
l believe the baron has a moustache, yes.

223
00:16:43,136 --> 00:16:44,262
He's back?

224
00:16:44,303 --> 00:16:48,399
- With his bride, Elizabeth Quill.
- l know that name.

225
00:16:48,441 --> 00:16:50,341
ln the modeling world,

226
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she was known as Miss El.

227
00:16:53,346 --> 00:16:55,007
He married Miss El?

228
00:16:56,149 --> 00:16:57,639
- And they're here?
- Yes.

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00:16:57,683 --> 00:17:01,119
Although l haven't seen them
since dinner last night.

230
00:17:01,154 --> 00:17:05,215
lt's almost six. What do you suppose
they could be doing all this time?

231
00:17:08,761 --> 00:17:10,422
What is it you want, Magnum?

232
00:17:11,397 --> 00:17:13,763
What is it you want?

233
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Uh, Rod Chrysler's phone number.

234
00:17:17,170 --> 00:17:19,695
Rod Chrysler? The encyclopedia salesman?

235
00:17:20,706 --> 00:17:22,833
l thought he was a chum of yours.

236
00:17:22,875 --> 00:17:26,641
He forgot to give me his number,
but he gave you his card.

237
00:17:28,414 --> 00:17:32,077
l hope this doesn't mean an endless summer
of his presence on the estate.

238
00:17:32,118 --> 00:17:34,018
l just want to get in touch with him.

239
00:17:34,053 --> 00:17:38,285
He didn't strike me as the trustworthy type,
if you know what l mean.

240
00:17:38,324 --> 00:17:40,554
- No, you wouldn't.
- The card.

241
00:17:43,696 --> 00:17:47,427
<i>(Magnum) Rod wasn't the same guy</i>
<i>l'd known in the academy, or in Nam</i>.

242
00:17:47,467 --> 00:17:49,128
<i>But then neither was l</i>.

243
00:17:50,002 --> 00:17:53,733
<i>But no matter what he'd become,</i>
<i>l didn't want to believe it was a dealer</i>.

244
00:17:53,773 --> 00:17:57,709
<i>l couldn't believe it,</i>
<i>not after what he'd done for my mom</i>.

245
00:18:01,681 --> 00:18:04,206
lnterviews aren't till one o'clock.

246
00:18:04,250 --> 00:18:08,380
<i>O</i>h, uh, l'm not looking for a job,
l'd like to speak to one of your salesmen.

247
00:18:09,055 --> 00:18:11,523
<i>O</i>h, be right there. (Laughs)

248
00:18:21,334 --> 00:18:23,199
Herm Dunbar, Sales Manager.

249
00:18:23,236 --> 00:18:26,103
Normally we keep the door locked
during the lunch hour.

250
00:18:26,138 --> 00:18:30,074
- We don't have much walk-in trade. Mr...
- Magnum.

251
00:18:30,109 --> 00:18:32,600
Mr. Magnum,
you know you are one in a thousand.

252
00:18:32,645 --> 00:18:37,048
That's what our sales research people say,
one in a thousand, but there is no problem.

253
00:18:37,083 --> 00:18:38,880
No problem at all. Here it is.

254
00:18:38,918 --> 00:18:43,981
The top-of-the-line, the Milford Milestone
Edition, bound in Moroccan leather with...

255
00:18:44,023 --> 00:18:47,117
- Mr. Dunbar.
- Herm.

256
00:18:48,561 --> 00:18:50,495
l'm here to see Rod Chrysler.

257
00:18:50,530 --> 00:18:54,933
Rod... <i>O</i>ne of the very best,
l taught him the business myself.

258
00:18:54,967 --> 00:18:57,333
But he's not here and l thought that l could...

259
00:18:57,370 --> 00:19:00,203
l'd feel better if l spoke to him,
you understand?

260
00:19:00,239 --> 00:19:03,697
l do, l understand, but l mean he's not here.

261
00:19:04,844 --> 00:19:06,778
Did he fly to LA to see his kid?

262
00:19:08,314 --> 00:19:10,976
l don't know anything about any kid.

263
00:19:11,951 --> 00:19:14,215
- Can you give me his address?
- No.

264
00:19:14,253 --> 00:19:18,986
l don't have it. He comes in here, places
his orders, picks up his commission checks.

265
00:19:19,025 --> 00:19:25,658
l've got to be perfectly honest with you.
l've had a few problems with Chrysler.

266
00:19:25,698 --> 00:19:28,792
He's a little bit of a flake,
if you know what l mean.

267
00:19:28,834 --> 00:19:31,769
Don't misunderstand me,
l love him, he's like my own kid.

268
00:19:31,804 --> 00:19:35,001
<i>O</i>therwise, why would l give him a job,
him being on probation?

269
00:19:35,041 --> 00:19:36,702
- Probation?
- Mm-hm.

270
00:19:36,742 --> 00:19:38,937
- For what?
- Growing dope.

271
00:19:40,913 --> 00:19:46,044
Now, Mr. Magnum, we have this weekend
an offer that only l am...

272
00:19:46,085 --> 00:19:47,814
Thanks.

273
00:19:49,288 --> 00:19:52,121
<i>l know, it was time to call 5-0</i>
<i>and fill them in</i>.

274
00:19:52,158 --> 00:19:55,821
<i>l mean, how much proof did l need</i>
<i>that Rod was dealing?</i>

275
00:19:55,861 --> 00:19:58,887
<i>l guess a little more, because l didn't call 5-0</i>.

276
00:19:58,931 --> 00:20:01,024
<i>l went to the authorities, though</i>.

277
00:20:01,067 --> 00:20:02,728
<i>Well, sort of</i>.

278
00:20:13,846 --> 00:20:15,871
- Miss Gordon?
- <i>O</i>fficer Gordon.

279
00:20:15,915 --> 00:20:17,678
Have a seat, l'll just be a second.

280
00:20:24,724 --> 00:20:26,316
Never ceases to amaze me.

281
00:20:27,093 --> 00:20:29,926
Just because l'm a woman
and relatively attractive,

282
00:20:29,962 --> 00:20:35,832
my parolees seem to think they can break
rules without paying the piper, Mr. Peters.

283
00:20:35,868 --> 00:20:38,098
No, look, there's been a mistake.

284
00:20:38,137 --> 00:20:40,401
We'd better get something straight.

285
00:20:40,439 --> 00:20:43,875
You can tell your mother, sister,
girlfriend or wife

286
00:20:43,909 --> 00:20:46,901
anything you want to
about how you were framed on your...

287
00:20:46,946 --> 00:20:49,346
- bunko charge.
- No. Wait a minute.

288
00:20:49,382 --> 00:20:54,012
- You don't understand.
- Taking insurance money from old ladies.

289
00:20:54,053 --> 00:20:56,613
No. My name's Magnum.

290
00:20:57,623 --> 00:21:01,787
- Why isn't it listed here as an alias?
- lt's Thomas Magnum.

291
00:21:03,195 --> 00:21:05,322
l'm a private investigator.

292
00:21:06,032 --> 00:21:07,659
See?

293
00:21:11,337 --> 00:21:13,737
- Sorry.
- That's all right.

294
00:21:13,773 --> 00:21:17,470
- What can l do for you?
- l need information on one of your parolees.

295
00:21:17,510 --> 00:21:19,239
- Which one?
- Rod Chrysler.

296
00:21:19,278 --> 00:21:22,839
- ls he in trouble?
- No, we're just buddies.

297
00:21:22,882 --> 00:21:25,043
We served in Nam and l heard he was here.

298
00:21:25,084 --> 00:21:27,917
- He is in trouble, isn't he?
- No.

299
00:21:27,953 --> 00:21:32,822
Look, l can smell a lie before you can say it,
l have to in this line of work.

300
00:21:32,858 --> 00:21:35,156
Well, let's just say maybe.

301
00:21:36,162 --> 00:21:41,327
<i>O</i>K. You give me his address, l'll come back
here with him, we'll explain the whole thing.

302
00:21:41,367 --> 00:21:43,494
How close are you two?

303
00:21:45,471 --> 00:21:50,773
Well, he did something for me once,
it was a nice thing, kind thing, and...

304
00:21:50,810 --> 00:21:52,471
l figure l owe him one.

305
00:21:52,511 --> 00:21:54,172
l know what you mean.

306
00:21:54,213 --> 00:21:57,740
Look, l don't trust Rod
as far as l can see him, but...

307
00:21:57,783 --> 00:22:00,081
when my mom was in the hospital,

308
00:22:00,119 --> 00:22:02,587
he went to visit her every single day.

309
00:22:02,621 --> 00:22:05,181
He told her he was one of my co-workers.

310
00:22:06,292 --> 00:22:08,522
Nice thing to do for a scared old lady.

311
00:22:10,229 --> 00:22:12,720
- Mm.
- Look.

312
00:22:12,765 --> 00:22:18,067
l'm not gonna give you his address,
but l will tell you where he's working today.

313
00:22:20,506 --> 00:22:22,440
Whatever it is, l want to know.

314
00:22:22,475 --> 00:22:24,136
Well, you have my word.

315
00:22:25,978 --> 00:22:28,640
Look, l'm sorry about the mix-up.

316
00:22:28,681 --> 00:22:32,048
- But you do look like the bunko type.
- Thanks.

317
00:22:32,084 --> 00:22:34,780
(Man) l'm sorry l'm late for my appointment.

318
00:22:35,688 --> 00:22:37,212
l'm Peters.

319
00:22:37,256 --> 00:22:39,281
Have a seat, Mr. Peters.

320
00:23:24,403 --> 00:23:28,863
- Why are you running from me, Rod?
- l'm not, l'm running from them!

321
00:23:32,211 --> 00:23:33,872
Get in!

322
00:24:07,413 --> 00:24:11,474
Get down! We haven't done anything
like that since we took my '55 Chevy

323
00:24:11,517 --> 00:24:15,283
down to St Michael's
right before our midshipmen's cruise.

324
00:24:17,156 --> 00:24:20,284
- You know who those guys were, Rod?
- Muggers?

325
00:24:20,326 --> 00:24:24,729
So to speak. They're muscle
for the biggest dealer in the island.

326
00:24:24,763 --> 00:24:27,755
- You miss a couple of car payments?
- Don't get cute, Rod!

327
00:24:27,800 --> 00:24:29,461
No, sir.

328
00:24:30,936 --> 00:24:35,703
You see, they think l'm a dope dealer
trying to muscle in on their territory.

329
00:24:35,741 --> 00:24:37,709
Why would they think that, Rod?

330
00:24:37,743 --> 00:24:40,871
- l got an idea.
- And l want to hear all about it.

331
00:24:43,682 --> 00:24:48,813
l know it sounds like an excuse,
but Cindy was really growing the stuff.

332
00:24:49,855 --> 00:24:51,516
Cindy's my ex.

333
00:24:52,524 --> 00:24:54,788
We were pretty broke at the time,

334
00:24:54,827 --> 00:24:57,921
up in Big Sur,
and everybody was cultivating a little bit.

335
00:24:57,963 --> 00:24:59,294
Not everybody.

336
00:25:00,366 --> 00:25:02,197
Everybody who lived there.

337
00:25:02,968 --> 00:25:06,904
Anyway, the narcs decided to clean it up,
so we got busted.

338
00:25:06,939 --> 00:25:09,931
l couldn't see her going down,
she being pregnant.

339
00:25:09,975 --> 00:25:13,877
- So l said it was my patch and took the fall.
- How gallant.

340
00:25:13,913 --> 00:25:17,474
She divorced me while l was doing time
in Camarillo.

341
00:25:17,516 --> 00:25:19,609
After you took the rap?

342
00:25:19,652 --> 00:25:21,313
lt was 18 months.

343
00:25:22,421 --> 00:25:25,390
She had little Rodney, you know.

344
00:25:25,424 --> 00:25:27,016
She got lonely.

345
00:25:27,059 --> 00:25:31,621
She met some...country singer
from Bakersfield and...

346
00:25:32,898 --> 00:25:35,162
lt happens.

347
00:25:36,535 --> 00:25:39,470
So you moved to <i>O</i>ahu
and started your own patch here.

348
00:25:39,505 --> 00:25:43,305
No, l swear to you l didn't do that.
l was super cool when l got here.

349
00:25:43,342 --> 00:25:45,310
l had to be, l was still on summary.

350
00:25:45,344 --> 00:25:49,713
Then how did a case of encyclopedias
turn into nine bricks of marijuana?

351
00:25:49,748 --> 00:25:54,310
Donner. The narc who busted me
in Big Sur. He shows up here a week ago.

352
00:25:54,353 --> 00:25:59,120
He walks into my house, plants drugs on me
and tells me l got to make a drop for him,

353
00:25:59,158 --> 00:26:02,423
- or l'm back in Camarillo.
- Why didn't you call the police?

354
00:26:03,595 --> 00:26:05,927
What am l gonna say to the police?

355
00:26:05,965 --> 00:26:10,026
lt's a narc's word against mine.
Who are they gonna believe?

356
00:26:11,503 --> 00:26:15,633
So you just decided to drop
your load of troubles onto me, huh?

357
00:26:15,674 --> 00:26:17,335
l'm sorry about that.

358
00:26:17,376 --> 00:26:19,344
l was scared, man.

359
00:26:19,378 --> 00:26:23,041
l didn't know if this was for real
or if he was trying to set me up for a bust.

360
00:26:23,082 --> 00:26:25,175
So if anyone gets busted, let it be me?

361
00:26:25,217 --> 00:26:29,278
Hey, l read in the paper where you're involved
in some kind of aerial coke bust,

362
00:26:29,321 --> 00:26:32,381
so l figured you'd flash your lD
and then escape.

363
00:26:34,760 --> 00:26:36,193
lt's kinda dumb, huh?

364
00:26:36,228 --> 00:26:38,196
Not kinda, Rod.

365
00:26:48,273 --> 00:26:49,934
(Sighs)

366
00:26:51,377 --> 00:26:52,674
<i>O</i>K.

367
00:26:54,580 --> 00:26:58,539
l can understand you not going to 5-0,
but why didn't you tell <i>O</i>fficer Gordon?

368
00:26:58,584 --> 00:27:00,245
<i>O</i>h, no.

369
00:27:00,285 --> 00:27:02,446
You didn't go to Gordon, did you, Magnum?

370
00:27:03,489 --> 00:27:06,515
- Get in, Rod.
- She's a great-looking chick.

371
00:27:06,558 --> 00:27:09,823
But on top of those long legs
is the brains of a barracuda.

372
00:27:09,862 --> 00:27:12,854
lf you said anything to her,
then l'm back in Camarillo.

373
00:27:12,898 --> 00:27:14,559
Get in, Rod.

374
00:27:19,772 --> 00:27:24,038
Where we going? Thomas? Buddy?

375
00:27:26,879 --> 00:27:30,406
Coming back won't do you any good.
Rules are rules, Peters.

376
00:27:30,449 --> 00:27:31,916
lt's Magnum.

377
00:27:34,420 --> 00:27:36,945
<i>O</i>h. l did it again, didn't l?

378
00:27:38,157 --> 00:27:40,216
Well, Peters and l sort of look alike.

379
00:27:40,259 --> 00:27:41,920
l take it you found Rod?

380
00:27:43,328 --> 00:27:44,989
And he's in trouble?

381
00:27:45,030 --> 00:27:46,395
Sort of.

382
00:27:46,432 --> 00:27:50,129
Being in trouble's like being pregnant,
either you are or you aren't.

383
00:27:50,169 --> 00:27:53,138
Well, he is, but l don't think it's his fault.

384
00:27:53,172 --> 00:27:56,232
- They say the same about being pregnant.
- No, see...

385
00:27:57,242 --> 00:28:00,439
l think it's just possible
that Rod's been set up.

386
00:28:00,479 --> 00:28:02,379
He tells a pretty convincing story.

387
00:28:03,449 --> 00:28:04,939
Don't they all?

388
00:28:04,983 --> 00:28:08,612
- Where is he?
- Rod.

389
00:28:11,356 --> 00:28:14,154
Hi, Miss Gordon. How's your mom?

390
00:28:51,163 --> 00:28:52,824
Hi, guys.

391
00:28:54,733 --> 00:28:58,260
<i>O</i>h... l was just making change.

392
00:28:58,303 --> 00:28:59,964
See, it's...

393
00:29:00,005 --> 00:29:05,170
lt says it's 35 cents and l put in two quarters,
and l was just looking for 15 cents.

394
00:29:05,210 --> 00:29:07,144
See, that would make it even.

395
00:29:08,280 --> 00:29:11,272
But what the heck? What's 15 cents, huh?

396
00:29:11,316 --> 00:29:15,946
As a matter of fact, why don't l buy you
a cup of coffee? You want some coffee?

397
00:29:19,358 --> 00:29:21,588
l don't suppose you have any change,
do you?

398
00:29:22,628 --> 00:29:24,289
Right.

399
00:29:26,331 --> 00:29:27,992
Got it.

400
00:29:29,434 --> 00:29:31,095
Right. <i>O</i>K.

401
00:29:31,737 --> 00:29:33,637
Thanks, Jim. l will.

402
00:29:35,507 --> 00:29:38,135
<i>O</i>fficer Donner is on vacation in Hawaii.

403
00:29:38,177 --> 00:29:39,667
Didn't l tell you?

404
00:29:39,711 --> 00:29:43,340
And the number you gave me
is the same one he left with his office.

405
00:29:43,382 --> 00:29:45,009
You were telling the truth.

406
00:29:45,050 --> 00:29:48,213
You shouldn't have doubted me, Thomas.

407
00:29:48,253 --> 00:29:49,914
Who are you calling?

408
00:29:49,955 --> 00:29:53,186
- 5-0, Narcotics.
- No, no. You can't do that.

409
00:29:53,225 --> 00:29:56,388
Why not, Rod?
ls there something you haven't told us?

410
00:29:56,428 --> 00:29:59,226
- lt will be my word against a narc.
- He's right.

411
00:29:59,264 --> 00:30:02,233
Donner will just deny it.
And who'd believe Rod?

412
00:30:02,267 --> 00:30:05,202
Who'd believe me? Except my pals.

413
00:30:05,237 --> 00:30:07,102
(Laughs mirthlessly)

414
00:30:07,139 --> 00:30:10,575
l don't have a choice.
l have to involve Narcotics.

415
00:30:10,609 --> 00:30:12,270
What did l tell you?

416
00:30:12,311 --> 00:30:13,972
Barracuda.

417
00:30:17,883 --> 00:30:22,650
You could call 5-0 after we catch Donner.
With the dope.

418
00:30:22,688 --> 00:30:24,519
And how are we gonna do that?

419
00:30:24,556 --> 00:30:27,116
- We just set up a sale through Rod.
- Me?

420
00:30:27,159 --> 00:30:31,562
Yeah. You've got nothing to fear, Rod,
as long as you're telling the truth.

421
00:30:31,597 --> 00:30:33,588
l am, l swear.

422
00:30:34,900 --> 00:30:37,391
<i>O</i>h, Mr. Peters.

423
00:30:38,036 --> 00:30:39,765
l mean Magnum.

424
00:30:40,806 --> 00:30:43,673
This whole thing is out of my jurisdiction.

425
00:30:43,709 --> 00:30:45,370
l know.

426
00:30:45,410 --> 00:30:49,244
l just thought your job
was taking care of people like Rod,

427
00:30:49,281 --> 00:30:53,684
seeing to it that they had a chance
to get their lives back on track,

428
00:30:53,719 --> 00:30:57,883
to get an opportunity to atone
for the mistakes of their past,

429
00:30:57,923 --> 00:31:02,053
to contribute to society,
to take their place among...

430
00:31:02,094 --> 00:31:03,118
<i>O</i>h, enough!

431
00:31:03,161 --> 00:31:05,595
- ..and to contribute...
- Enough!

432
00:31:09,868 --> 00:31:11,893
How do we set up this bust?

433
00:31:13,772 --> 00:31:18,106
<i>Rod called Donner and told him he had</i>
<i>a buyer for all the grass he could supply</i>.

434
00:31:18,143 --> 00:31:21,010
<i>Donner was suspicious</i>
<i>but Rod acted very excited,</i>

435
00:31:21,046 --> 00:31:24,072
<i>asked for 20%/% commission</i>
<i>and settled for five</i>.

436
00:31:24,116 --> 00:31:27,244
<i>lt was a performance</i>
<i>Olivier would have been proud of</i>.

437
00:31:27,286 --> 00:31:28,947
<i>Which is what worried me</i>.

438
00:31:28,987 --> 00:31:32,514
<i>When Rod wants,</i>
<i>he can lie with the best of them</i>.

439
00:31:32,557 --> 00:31:36,857
As soon as this thing's over with,
l'm gonna fly back to the mainland,

440
00:31:36,895 --> 00:31:38,362
get close with the kid.

441
00:31:39,364 --> 00:31:41,025
Spend some time with him.

442
00:31:41,066 --> 00:31:43,330
Take him out to play ball.

443
00:31:43,368 --> 00:31:45,029
Ride the ponies.

444
00:31:46,571 --> 00:31:49,768
- Sounds great.
- lt is, man, it's the best.

445
00:31:51,276 --> 00:31:53,608
And l'm going to make it up to you, Tom.

446
00:31:54,613 --> 00:31:57,081
l don't know how yet, but l'm going to.

447
00:31:58,550 --> 00:32:03,783
Just see to it that little Hot Rod doesn't have
to drive to Camarillo to see you.

448
00:32:05,590 --> 00:32:07,421
For sure, buddy. For sure.

449
00:32:08,827 --> 00:32:12,263
l want you to know that
l was really getting it back together.

450
00:32:12,998 --> 00:32:16,297
A little slow, maybe, but l was doing it.

451
00:32:16,335 --> 00:32:18,394
Until that creep Donner came along.

452
00:32:18,437 --> 00:32:20,871
Creeps come with the lifestyle, Rod.

453
00:32:26,678 --> 00:32:29,010
You still don't believe me, do you?

454
00:32:30,315 --> 00:32:32,476
Mostly l do. l just, uh...

455
00:32:33,085 --> 00:32:36,521
l'd be lying if l didn't admit
that l had some doubts, that's all.

456
00:32:36,555 --> 00:32:41,322
Would l be pounding the pavement selling
encyclopedias if l was a dope dealer?

457
00:32:41,360 --> 00:32:44,727
- Now, really?
- No, probably not.

458
00:32:45,864 --> 00:32:50,358
Those suckers were heavy, man.
This arm's four inches longer than the other.

459
00:32:52,003 --> 00:32:54,096
You know, l got to admit,

460
00:32:54,139 --> 00:32:58,041
watching you trying to run
with that sample case

461
00:32:58,076 --> 00:33:02,706
was one of the funniest things
l've seen in a long time.

462
00:33:02,748 --> 00:33:06,149
Why didn't you just dump it
and run for daylight?

463
00:33:06,184 --> 00:33:11,622
What, are you kidding? A salesman never
leaves his sample case - rule number one.

464
00:33:11,656 --> 00:33:13,988
Come on, the chili's about ready.

465
00:33:14,025 --> 00:33:16,493
And the way you're gonna love it, too.

466
00:33:17,896 --> 00:33:20,456
Cayenne pepper, curry,

467
00:33:20,499 --> 00:33:22,262
beans, onions.

468
00:33:22,300 --> 00:33:24,996
l gave some to your mom, she loved it.

469
00:33:32,411 --> 00:33:37,348
Hey, man, we better hurry up
and eat this while it's still hot.

470
00:33:42,888 --> 00:33:46,187
l don't guess you'd believe that's oregano.

471
00:33:50,729 --> 00:33:54,096
- l can explain.
- l bet you can, Rod.

472
00:33:55,100 --> 00:33:57,091
You can always explain.

473
00:33:58,303 --> 00:34:02,364
l bet you got about half a dozen
all ready and waiting.

474
00:34:02,407 --> 00:34:05,035
<i>O</i>ne for every time you get caught.

475
00:34:05,076 --> 00:34:08,204
Let me tell you about it over the ch...
What are you doing?

476
00:34:08,246 --> 00:34:12,410
Give me another chance to explain.
For little Rodney's sake.

477
00:34:12,451 --> 00:34:14,919
- <i>(Woman) Fifth Precinct</i>.
- <i>O</i>fficer Gordon, please.

478
00:34:14,953 --> 00:34:16,818
- <i>Hold, please</i>.
- Yeah, l'll hold.

479
00:34:16,855 --> 00:34:18,345
All right.

480
00:34:18,390 --> 00:34:20,722
Donner gave me ten keys to deliver.

481
00:34:21,626 --> 00:34:25,255
l kept just one of them.
l was gonna use the money to run.

482
00:34:25,297 --> 00:34:28,960
When a guy like Donner gets hold of you,
you don't get out of that.

483
00:34:29,000 --> 00:34:31,127
He'd've used me and used me.

484
00:34:31,169 --> 00:34:35,105
Then l get busted, and he either is gonna
off me or he sends me back to prison.

485
00:34:35,140 --> 00:34:37,335
l didn't have any other choice.

486
00:34:37,375 --> 00:34:39,366
Thomas.

487
00:34:40,145 --> 00:34:44,582
l know that l should have told you the truth,
but l couldn't.

488
00:34:45,584 --> 00:34:47,814
Don't ask me why, l just couldn't.

489
00:34:49,221 --> 00:34:54,386
You get to the point where if
you do one more wrong thing...

490
00:34:55,694 --> 00:34:57,992
you lose it all,

491
00:34:58,029 --> 00:35:00,395
no matter how good your friends are.

492
00:35:00,432 --> 00:35:02,957
That's the truth. l swear it.

493
00:35:03,001 --> 00:35:04,662
<i>(Woman) Are you still holding?</i>

494
00:35:04,703 --> 00:35:06,261
Yeah, l'm still holding.

495
00:35:07,339 --> 00:35:10,308
You got to believe me.
l'm not a dope dealer.

496
00:35:10,342 --> 00:35:12,674
You delivered the stuff yourself.

497
00:35:12,711 --> 00:35:15,441
l mean, there was one key missing, right?

498
00:35:15,480 --> 00:35:20,577
lf l'm a dope dealer,
am l gonna short the guys one key? Am l?

499
00:35:21,887 --> 00:35:24,685
Give me an answer, Thomas, please.

500
00:35:26,057 --> 00:35:27,718
(Slams phone down)

501
00:35:33,365 --> 00:35:35,094
Thank you, man.

502
00:35:36,434 --> 00:35:40,461
You're still gonna keep that meeting
with Donner at the park at ten.

503
00:35:41,339 --> 00:35:43,967
Right. Ten on the dot.

504
00:35:44,609 --> 00:35:47,976
And then when we get him,
l never want to see you again.

505
00:35:48,013 --> 00:35:51,176
- Thomas.
- No. Please, Rod, please.

506
00:35:53,818 --> 00:35:55,479
No visiting my mom.

507
00:35:55,520 --> 00:35:57,852
Just get out of my life for good.

508
00:35:59,157 --> 00:36:02,320
Thomas...if you feel that way...

509
00:36:04,229 --> 00:36:06,663
why are you going through all this for me?

510
00:36:08,166 --> 00:36:09,827
l'm not doing it for you, Rod.

511
00:36:11,636 --> 00:36:15,072
l'm doing it to get scum like Donner
off the street.

512
00:36:40,999 --> 00:36:42,967
Gotcha.

513
00:36:52,177 --> 00:36:54,236
Whatever you guys want, you have it.

514
00:36:54,279 --> 00:36:58,181
- We don't want you cutting into our territory.
- That's simple. You got it.

515
00:36:58,216 --> 00:37:01,014
Good. We'll make sure of that.

516
00:37:01,052 --> 00:37:05,785
You don't have to kill me, l'm gone,
this is me leaving here, l'm going to the airport,

517
00:37:05,824 --> 00:37:07,985
l'll see my kid, he's a three-year-old.

518
00:37:08,026 --> 00:37:10,586
- l'm gonna take him pony riding.
- That's nice.

519
00:37:10,629 --> 00:37:12,961
l like a man who cares about his kid.

520
00:37:12,998 --> 00:37:17,765
l hope your widow finds a guy
as good as you to look after him.

521
00:37:17,802 --> 00:37:20,202
l'm just a delivery boy.

522
00:37:20,238 --> 00:37:24,072
Uh-huh? The word is you suckered
those other haoles into that.

523
00:37:24,109 --> 00:37:26,509
l did, l did, but l'm not the main man.

524
00:37:26,544 --> 00:37:31,379
l'm gonna go to his place right now and
to the rest of his stash, which is 100 keys.

525
00:37:31,416 --> 00:37:33,748
A hun.

526
00:37:33,785 --> 00:37:37,585
lf you off me and it's still floating around,
your boss won't like that.

527
00:37:37,622 --> 00:37:42,616
But you two guys could be real heroes,
you get my main man and 100 keys.

528
00:37:42,661 --> 00:37:45,095
ln exchange for my life.

529
00:37:45,130 --> 00:37:46,597
Talk to me.

530
00:38:03,481 --> 00:38:04,539
You know,

531
00:38:04,582 --> 00:38:06,482
this is exciting.

532
00:38:06,518 --> 00:38:07,610
Very.

533
00:38:07,652 --> 00:38:13,249
All l get to do is talk to them after they've
served time. To actually be in on the kill.

534
00:38:14,492 --> 00:38:16,858
Figuratively speaking.

535
00:38:16,895 --> 00:38:18,556
Any sign of them?

536
00:38:18,596 --> 00:38:19,790
Not yet.

537
00:38:20,665 --> 00:38:23,828
You know, Tom, that guy's probably hal<i>fw</i>ay
to Frisco by now.

538
00:38:23,868 --> 00:38:26,564
Never trust a doper, they think different.

539
00:38:26,604 --> 00:38:28,469
Come on, guys, give me a break.

540
00:38:28,506 --> 00:38:31,134
We're giving you a break just by being here.

541
00:38:31,176 --> 00:38:33,736
Thomas is an expert
on the Hawaiian goose chase.

542
00:38:33,778 --> 00:38:35,507
The what?

543
00:38:35,547 --> 00:38:40,007
We once spent three weeks chasing
a band of Hungarian acrobats over the island.

544
00:38:40,051 --> 00:38:41,780
(Chuckles)

545
00:38:41,820 --> 00:38:45,984
- lt all started with that pair of black tights...
- He's here.

546
00:38:49,627 --> 00:38:51,288
My God.

547
00:38:51,329 --> 00:38:52,990
lt's working.

548
00:38:57,769 --> 00:38:59,828
(Magnum) He's taking that gray compact.

549
00:38:59,871 --> 00:39:01,532
Let's hit it!

550
00:39:08,980 --> 00:39:12,541
- l thought we had a deal.
- We have, they just want to see a sample.

551
00:39:12,584 --> 00:39:17,044
They wanted me to bring them over here.
l said l'll bring you a lid and you can taste it.

552
00:39:17,088 --> 00:39:21,081
l don't want to risk 'em spotting you,
you know what l mean?

553
00:39:21,126 --> 00:39:24,527
Did l ever show you a picture of my kid?
ls that beautiful?

554
00:39:27,265 --> 00:39:30,325
l don't understand why
5-0 couldn't chauffeur you around.

555
00:39:30,368 --> 00:39:34,327
l told you, T.C., we're trying to keep
the cops out of it till we get Donner.

556
00:39:34,372 --> 00:39:39,400
And then when we catch Donner, the city's
going to reimburse me all of my expenses.

557
00:39:39,444 --> 00:39:44,575
- <i>O</i>f course.
- l'm talking about gas, time, damages.

558
00:39:44,616 --> 00:39:46,584
What damages?

559
00:39:47,152 --> 00:39:50,280
What do you think that is,
natural air conditioning?

560
00:39:51,022 --> 00:39:52,011
<i>O</i>h.

561
00:39:55,827 --> 00:39:58,489
Don't lose him! He's turning.

562
00:39:58,530 --> 00:40:00,862
Gee, whizz! A cop, huh?

563
00:40:01,599 --> 00:40:03,294
Parole officer.

564
00:40:11,976 --> 00:40:16,140
(Magnum) He's turning into that condo.
See if you can land on the roof.

565
00:40:40,638 --> 00:40:42,902
Uh...you guys go on.

566
00:40:42,941 --> 00:40:46,968
After she shuts down, l'll stay up here
and keep an eye on the street for Donner.

567
00:40:47,011 --> 00:40:48,876
lf he tries to get away, l'll nab him.

568
00:40:48,913 --> 00:40:52,679
What are you gonna do?
Land on him with your helicopter?

569
00:40:56,287 --> 00:40:57,948
Do you have a gun?

570
00:41:00,258 --> 00:41:01,919
And a permit?

571
00:41:13,271 --> 00:41:15,330
They haven't caught an elevator yet.

572
00:41:30,922 --> 00:41:34,153
Hey. Why aren't they using the elevator?

573
00:41:34,192 --> 00:41:36,183
Aren't you going to your room?

574
00:41:36,227 --> 00:41:38,457
You think l'm nuts?

575
00:41:38,496 --> 00:41:42,830
(Laughs) <i>O</i>nly a yo-yo like you
would stash 100 keys in his room.

576
00:41:45,703 --> 00:41:48,900
- Maybe they're walking up.
- To the 1 4th floor?

577
00:41:48,940 --> 00:41:51,841
How do you know
Donner's going to the 1 4th floor?

578
00:41:51,876 --> 00:41:53,537
This is his condo.

579
00:41:54,846 --> 00:41:57,371
- l thought you knew.
- (Sighs)

580
00:41:57,982 --> 00:42:02,214
<i>O</i>h, terrific. We got an elevator
before Donner, we'll beat him to his room.

581
00:42:02,253 --> 00:42:05,711
- That's not moving.
- They must still be in the garage.

582
00:42:05,757 --> 00:42:08,521
ls Donner dumb enough to keep
100 bricks in his room?

583
00:42:08,559 --> 00:42:10,959
- Nobody is that dumb.
- Then where?

584
00:42:12,196 --> 00:42:13,857
Somewhere in the garage.

585
00:42:14,565 --> 00:42:16,226
(Lift bell)

586
00:42:17,869 --> 00:42:19,894
Well, hey, wait a minute.

587
00:42:19,938 --> 00:42:22,270
- Rick, keep her here.
- You got it.

588
00:42:22,307 --> 00:42:25,276
- He can't get away with that.
- He just did.

589
00:42:39,791 --> 00:42:43,955
<i>l didn't want to deprive</i>
<i>Parole Officer Gordon of the thrill of the kill,</i>

590
00:42:43,995 --> 00:42:48,955
<i>but my little voice was telling me</i>
<i>we might not be the only ones on this hunt</i>.

591
00:43:01,379 --> 00:43:03,745
<i>O</i>h, wow!

592
00:43:04,749 --> 00:43:06,410
Yeah. Wow.

593
00:43:06,451 --> 00:43:08,385
Where did you get this much, man?

594
00:43:08,419 --> 00:43:11,286
Put a little aside every time we make a bust.

595
00:43:11,322 --> 00:43:12,812
Adds up in no time.

596
00:43:12,857 --> 00:43:15,485
l'll bet it does. l wouldn't.

597
00:43:20,865 --> 00:43:22,196
Who the hell are you?

598
00:43:22,233 --> 00:43:23,894
- My buddy.
- l'm not your buddy.

599
00:43:23,935 --> 00:43:25,869
- Thomas, we got...
- Quiet.

600
00:43:25,903 --> 00:43:27,564
Let's just sit tight.

601
00:43:27,605 --> 00:43:30,165
We're waiting for Dolphie, aren't we?

602
00:43:36,647 --> 00:43:40,674
- l told you to keep her out of here.
- l tried. She threatened to arrest me.

603
00:43:40,718 --> 00:43:43,050
Thank God you're a police officer.

604
00:43:44,188 --> 00:43:46,588
l'm Parole <i>O</i>fficer Gordon.

605
00:43:46,624 --> 00:43:49,491
- Parole <i>O</i>fficer?
- You're under arrest.

606
00:43:49,527 --> 00:43:53,588
You have the right to remain silent.
Anything you can say...

607
00:43:56,234 --> 00:43:57,963
Anything you may say...

608
00:43:58,002 --> 00:44:01,438
May say can be held against you
in a court of law.

609
00:44:01,472 --> 00:44:02,996
Look, Tom, l got to tell you...

610
00:44:03,041 --> 00:44:06,602
- We've got nothing to say to each other.
- l do. Drop 'em.

611
00:44:06,644 --> 00:44:07,975
l don't believe this.

612
00:44:08,012 --> 00:44:09,639
l said drop 'em.

613
00:44:11,382 --> 00:44:13,043
Check it out.

614
00:44:26,497 --> 00:44:30,490
- There's at least 100 bricks there.
- Well, l'll be damned.

615
00:44:30,535 --> 00:44:34,301
- What did l tell you? l don't lie.
- You little piece of crud.

616
00:44:34,338 --> 00:44:38,536
Hey, man, people in glasshouses
don't throw bricks.

617
00:44:38,576 --> 00:44:41,909
l'm looking out for number one.
l delivered like l promised.

618
00:44:41,946 --> 00:44:43,607
Yeah. <i>O</i>K.

619
00:44:43,648 --> 00:44:44,842
Split.

620
00:44:54,258 --> 00:44:57,694
- What are you gonna do to them?
- You gotta be kidding.

621
00:44:59,230 --> 00:45:01,255
l'm sorry, Tom. Really.

622
00:45:04,936 --> 00:45:06,062
(Yells)

623
00:45:36,667 --> 00:45:38,464
All right. Freeze!

624
00:45:43,941 --> 00:45:44,965
All right.

625
00:45:45,009 --> 00:45:46,567
Freeze.

626
00:46:02,960 --> 00:46:04,587
Wow.

627
00:46:07,398 --> 00:46:12,199
The baron sent word that he and Miss El
would be leaving this afternoon.

628
00:46:14,105 --> 00:46:16,164
- He sent word?
- Yes.

629
00:46:16,207 --> 00:46:20,268
They haven't left their suite
since they arrived Thursday.

630
00:46:21,345 --> 00:46:25,907
- Five days.
- l just keep sending in food and drink.

631
00:46:29,820 --> 00:46:31,788
lt's absolutely decadent.

632
00:46:32,890 --> 00:46:34,687
(Knocking)

633
00:46:35,526 --> 00:46:37,016
Come in.

634
00:46:39,363 --> 00:46:42,025
l'm going to be leaving.

635
00:46:43,267 --> 00:46:47,863
l got Rod a ticket home and a friend of mine in
LA will be his parole officer.

636
00:46:47,905 --> 00:46:51,500
Ah. Are you going to continue
selling encyclopedias?

637
00:46:51,542 --> 00:46:53,442
No, l got a job with a dealer.

638
00:46:54,312 --> 00:46:56,610
Used cars in Van Nuys.

639
00:46:56,647 --> 00:46:58,842
(<i>O</i>fficer Gordon) Another friend.

640
00:46:59,450 --> 00:47:03,352
Well, l guess there's nothing
left to say except goodbye.

641
00:47:03,387 --> 00:47:05,321
Have a safe flight.

642
00:47:12,230 --> 00:47:15,893
You don't have to say anything.
l just want you to know l don't blame you.

643
00:47:15,933 --> 00:47:18,401
l deserve your condemnation.

644
00:47:20,004 --> 00:47:23,872
l'll never forget everything you did for me. Ever.

645
00:47:24,875 --> 00:47:26,866
l love you like a brother.

646
00:47:30,414 --> 00:47:32,405
Rod.

647
00:47:35,653 --> 00:47:38,087
Give little Hot Rod a hug for me.

648
00:47:39,323 --> 00:47:42,053
- Little Hot Rod?
- We'd better go. Aloha.

649
00:47:43,928 --> 00:47:45,589
lt's his son.

650
00:47:48,599 --> 00:47:50,692
Rod doesn't have a son.

651
00:47:54,538 --> 00:47:56,529
(Cup smashes)