1 00:00:01,193 --> 00:00:02,678 We're gonna die! I know it! 2 00:00:06,014 --> 00:00:07,391 CQ. CQ. 3 00:00:07,599 --> 00:00:09,726 My God, man, this is an emergency. 4 00:00:09,893 --> 00:00:12,271 She can't have a party during a hurricane. 5 00:00:14,857 --> 00:00:16,900 You got to come. She's having the baby. 6 00:00:16,984 --> 00:00:17,818 What baby? 7 00:00:18,026 --> 00:00:19,445 I think I can explain. 8 00:00:19,653 --> 00:00:22,072 I was afraid she was gonna give birth on this. 9 00:00:23,073 --> 00:00:24,408 Are you the prince? 10 00:00:24,616 --> 00:00:25,951 What did you have in mind? 11 00:01:39,525 --> 00:01:41,985 Although the brunt of Hurricane Kukana 12 00:01:42,069 --> 00:01:45,113 is expected to be borne by the islands of Kauai and Niihau, 13 00:01:45,255 --> 00:01:48,742 Oahu is also gearing up to receive considerable damage. 14 00:01:48,951 --> 00:01:52,287 High winds have knocked out phone lines in many areas, 15 00:01:52,329 --> 00:01:53,956 including the North Shore, 16 00:01:54,122 --> 00:01:55,499 and phone company officials inform us 17 00:01:55,666 --> 00:01:58,168 that resumption of service is not possible 18 00:01:58,210 --> 00:02:00,337 until well after that storm's over. 19 00:02:00,420 --> 00:02:02,798 Meanwhile power is also out in many areas 20 00:02:02,881 --> 00:02:05,801 and rolling blackouts are now the rule. 21 00:02:05,884 --> 00:02:09,930 Please be sure that you have a plentiful supply of candles and matches 22 00:02:10,013 --> 00:02:12,975 as the darkness will continue on throughout... 23 00:02:13,058 --> 00:02:15,644 Higgins, I can't find the matches. 24 00:02:15,727 --> 00:02:18,021 Oh, my God. 25 00:02:18,105 --> 00:02:19,648 - Whoops. - Whoops? 26 00:02:19,773 --> 00:02:21,608 All you can say is whoops? 27 00:02:21,692 --> 00:02:25,237 Come on, Higgins, what's a little wine glass at a time like this? 28 00:02:25,320 --> 00:02:27,072 I was looking for the matches. 29 00:02:27,155 --> 00:02:31,159 Do you expect me to feel my way over to the auxiliary generator panel? 30 00:02:31,243 --> 00:02:33,579 That did not sound like a wine glass. 31 00:02:33,662 --> 00:02:35,038 Aha! 32 00:02:36,873 --> 00:02:40,294 Magnum, that was a Ming Dynasty vase 33 00:02:40,394 --> 00:02:43,064 given to me by General Chiang Kai-shek. 34 00:02:43,338 --> 00:02:44,881 It was the spring of '48. 35 00:02:45,048 --> 00:02:47,843 I was attached to his fifth division as a military adviser. 36 00:02:47,926 --> 00:02:51,638 The general in command of the unit refused to follow my advice. 37 00:02:51,722 --> 00:02:54,850 He is now a dishwasher in a mediocre Mandarin restaurant 38 00:02:54,933 --> 00:02:56,602 in Stockton, California. 39 00:02:56,768 --> 00:02:58,604 - Needless to say... - Ow! 40 00:02:59,938 --> 00:03:03,066 Give me the matches, Magnum. 41 00:03:03,191 --> 00:03:06,153 - Where are you? - I'm over... 42 00:03:09,606 --> 00:03:10,825 ...here. 43 00:03:11,491 --> 00:03:12,993 That wasn't me. 44 00:03:13,135 --> 00:03:16,788 Nevertheless, I'm holding you personally responsible 45 00:03:16,872 --> 00:03:19,291 - for all damages accrued... - Hold it! 46 00:03:19,541 --> 00:03:24,546 Just hold it, Higgins. I did not start this hurri... hurricane. 47 00:03:24,630 --> 00:03:27,841 - You can't blame me for that. - No, you didn't and I can't. 48 00:03:27,966 --> 00:03:30,344 But the damage from your spastic fumbling 49 00:03:30,510 --> 00:03:34,097 far overrides any fury nature has wrought or will wrought. 50 00:03:34,306 --> 00:03:36,183 My spastic fumbling? 51 00:03:36,289 --> 00:03:40,562 Higgins, you knocked over the Bridge on the River Kwai. 52 00:03:41,605 --> 00:03:43,774 Oh, my God. 53 00:03:44,149 --> 00:03:45,692 Sorry. 54 00:03:45,859 --> 00:03:48,779 Now, I'm going back to the guesthouse 55 00:03:48,904 --> 00:03:51,031 to close my shutters and open the refrigerator. 56 00:03:51,114 --> 00:03:53,283 - Good night, Higgins. - One moment, Magnum. 57 00:03:53,367 --> 00:03:55,702 I'm going to need you for the party. 58 00:03:57,204 --> 00:03:59,289 You're not going through with this? 59 00:03:59,414 --> 00:04:02,125 Magnum, Mr. Masters' Spring Equinox Weekend Party 60 00:04:02,209 --> 00:04:04,795 is one of the premier social events of the season. 61 00:04:04,878 --> 00:04:06,755 To miss it would be unthinkable. 62 00:04:06,838 --> 00:04:11,301 This hurricane that's brewing is also one of the premier events of the season. 63 00:04:11,510 --> 00:04:13,303 To miss it would be impossible. 64 00:04:13,387 --> 00:04:16,348 Don't you think it might be a good idea to call this off? 65 00:04:16,556 --> 00:04:17,849 It's out of the question. 66 00:04:17,933 --> 00:04:20,727 The guests are already en route, as is Mr. Masters. 67 00:04:20,811 --> 00:04:23,939 How do you propose cancellation, by carrier pigeon? 68 00:04:24,056 --> 00:04:26,274 The phones, in case you forgot, are down. 69 00:04:26,525 --> 00:04:28,318 Call them on your shortwave radio. 70 00:04:28,777 --> 00:04:30,946 The guests don't have shortwave. 71 00:04:31,655 --> 00:04:33,073 Oh. 72 00:04:33,281 --> 00:04:35,117 Higgins, it doesn't make any sense. 73 00:04:35,242 --> 00:04:37,494 You can't have a party during a hurricane. 74 00:04:37,660 --> 00:04:40,997 Magnum, your propensity for overstatement and panic 75 00:04:41,123 --> 00:04:42,749 never ceases to amaze me. 76 00:04:42,958 --> 00:04:44,710 I checked with the National Weather Service 77 00:04:44,835 --> 00:04:47,170 not 45 minutes ago via my shortwave 78 00:04:47,421 --> 00:04:49,214 and we have nothing to worry about. 79 00:04:49,297 --> 00:04:51,800 The estate will be on the far periphery of the storm. 80 00:04:51,925 --> 00:04:54,928 A few gusts of wind, a spot or two of rain, nothing more. 81 00:05:05,230 --> 00:05:09,651 I believe the party is about to begin. Try not to be too destructive. 82 00:05:14,406 --> 00:05:16,700 - Yes? - Archie MacPherson. 83 00:05:16,825 --> 00:05:19,202 One moment, Mr. MacPherson. I'll open the gate. 84 00:05:19,286 --> 00:05:20,829 I'd be grateful, laddie. 85 00:05:22,539 --> 00:05:24,249 Mr. Masters' accountant. 86 00:05:24,374 --> 00:05:27,210 He's also using the trip to undertake a complete audit 87 00:05:27,294 --> 00:05:28,837 of the estate's expenses 88 00:05:28,962 --> 00:05:31,423 including automobiles, wines, electronic equipment 89 00:05:31,548 --> 00:05:34,968 and the feasibility of keeping a full-time security expert. 90 00:05:38,764 --> 00:05:41,641 Jonathan Higgins. Archie MacPherson. 91 00:05:41,767 --> 00:05:44,144 - Good meeting you, finally. - How do you do? 92 00:05:44,227 --> 00:05:47,272 I still haven't received the statements from last month. 93 00:05:47,397 --> 00:05:49,191 Well, they're in the mail. 94 00:05:49,274 --> 00:05:52,277 Allow me to take your things while Magnum gets you a drink. 95 00:05:52,360 --> 00:05:54,905 - Excellent. - Scotch. Neat. 96 00:05:55,030 --> 00:05:58,492 Now, Mr. Magnum, that's very good detective work. 97 00:05:58,617 --> 00:05:59,743 Thank you. 98 00:05:59,826 --> 00:06:02,120 Mr. Masters speaks very highly of you. 99 00:06:02,454 --> 00:06:04,164 - He does? - Aye. 100 00:06:04,998 --> 00:06:09,294 Mr. MacPherson, I thought Mr. Masters would be arriving with you. 101 00:06:09,753 --> 00:06:12,339 Sorry, Higgins, he's delayed in Paris. 102 00:06:12,422 --> 00:06:15,550 A dalliance with one of the dancers in the Folies Bergère. 103 00:06:15,842 --> 00:06:18,136 He will not arrive till tomorrow morning. 104 00:06:18,261 --> 00:06:19,513 Oh. 105 00:06:19,638 --> 00:06:20,931 Then he'll miss dinner. 106 00:06:21,097 --> 00:06:24,351 Aye, but not dessert. 107 00:06:24,518 --> 00:06:27,270 He said to start without him. Where are the others? 108 00:06:29,381 --> 00:06:32,108 - Yes? - Roland and Wanda Martine. 109 00:06:32,234 --> 00:06:34,444 Right away, Your Majesties. I'll release the gate. 110 00:06:34,569 --> 00:06:36,196 Thank you, Higgins. 111 00:06:36,321 --> 00:06:39,950 The prince and princess of Tervia. Fixtures at Mr. Masters' parties. 112 00:06:40,033 --> 00:06:42,702 He is one of the most cultured men on the continent. 113 00:06:42,911 --> 00:06:44,579 Really? What do they do? 114 00:06:44,704 --> 00:06:47,791 Do? They're royalty. They go to and give parties. 115 00:06:47,999 --> 00:06:49,709 That's what they do. 116 00:06:53,171 --> 00:06:55,590 - Have you ever been to Tervia? - No. 117 00:06:55,715 --> 00:06:57,592 A delightful principality, actually. 118 00:06:57,717 --> 00:07:00,136 Nestled high in the Pyrenees. Very picturesque. 119 00:07:00,220 --> 00:07:02,556 I was there for six months in '42, 120 00:07:02,764 --> 00:07:04,558 recuperating from a severe leg wound. 121 00:07:04,766 --> 00:07:09,604 I was hidden in a monastery where all the Monks had taken vows of silence. 122 00:07:09,729 --> 00:07:13,567 As you can well imagine, communication was somewhat difficult. 123 00:07:13,650 --> 00:07:15,902 In fact, all they could do was listen to me. 124 00:07:16,027 --> 00:07:17,112 Thank you. 125 00:07:17,195 --> 00:07:20,365 One day this particular chap could no longer control himself. 126 00:07:20,448 --> 00:07:23,451 Needless to say, I was shocked at the words emanating from... 127 00:07:25,120 --> 00:07:28,039 I hope Magnum displays proper respect for royalty. 128 00:07:28,415 --> 00:07:29,833 - Hi, guys. - Hi. 129 00:07:29,958 --> 00:07:31,501 Good evening. Higgins? 130 00:07:31,585 --> 00:07:35,171 No, I'm Magnum but people get us mixed up all the time. 131 00:07:35,630 --> 00:07:38,133 May I get you... Your Highness... 132 00:07:38,258 --> 00:07:40,468 - Highnesses. - Highnesses... a drink? 133 00:07:40,552 --> 00:07:43,221 - Wonderful. Courvoisier. - Yes, Your Highnesses. 134 00:07:43,430 --> 00:07:46,975 And a Mai Tai with a pineapple in the top. Okay? 135 00:07:47,225 --> 00:07:48,852 Of course, Your Highnesses. 136 00:07:48,935 --> 00:07:52,105 Why don't you go in the dining room? I will bring them in. 137 00:07:52,355 --> 00:07:54,165 Splendid. You'll see to our bag? 138 00:07:54,321 --> 00:07:56,151 Of course, Your Highnesses. 139 00:08:02,908 --> 00:08:06,328 Yes, right. Straight up the gravel drive. Thank you. 140 00:08:08,246 --> 00:08:10,123 Good evening, Your Majesties. 141 00:08:10,206 --> 00:08:12,417 - Higgins? - Yes. So good of you to come. 142 00:08:12,500 --> 00:08:14,210 Lovely to be here. 143 00:08:14,669 --> 00:08:18,006 This is Archibald MacPherson. If you'll excuse me for a moment. 144 00:08:18,089 --> 00:08:20,175 - Good evening. - Your Highness. 145 00:08:20,258 --> 00:08:23,345 - Mr. MacPherson. - Oh, Your Highness. 146 00:08:23,929 --> 00:08:25,805 Who's this one, the Duke of Earl? 147 00:08:26,348 --> 00:08:29,184 Duke Davis. Would you let him in? 148 00:08:29,392 --> 00:08:31,603 Duke Davis? 149 00:08:31,937 --> 00:08:33,897 I believe I just said that. 150 00:08:34,773 --> 00:08:36,399 My God, Magnum. 151 00:08:37,150 --> 00:08:40,111 The expression on your face is reminiscent of an adolescent 152 00:08:40,195 --> 00:08:42,614 who's just received his first kiss. 153 00:08:43,531 --> 00:08:46,576 The Duke Davis? From Detroit? 154 00:08:46,660 --> 00:08:48,119 Yes, the Panthers. 155 00:08:48,203 --> 00:08:51,790 Tigers. Detroit Tigers. 156 00:08:52,165 --> 00:08:55,460 Don't you know that last season he hit 326? 157 00:08:55,543 --> 00:08:57,879 He slugged 34 home runs. 158 00:08:57,963 --> 00:09:01,091 Drove in 116, scored 105. 159 00:09:01,216 --> 00:09:05,136 Hit 39 doubles, nine triples, stole 47 bases, 160 00:09:05,220 --> 00:09:07,138 committed only six errors, 161 00:09:07,222 --> 00:09:11,101 won the Golden Glove, the team MVP and in the all-star game... 162 00:09:24,364 --> 00:09:27,075 Woo! Boy, the hawk is out tonight, son. 163 00:09:27,158 --> 00:09:28,201 Yeah. 164 00:09:28,284 --> 00:09:30,453 Tossing coconuts around like fast balls. 165 00:09:30,537 --> 00:09:31,830 Yeah. 166 00:09:33,707 --> 00:09:35,083 You Higgins? 167 00:09:35,500 --> 00:09:36,751 Yeah. 168 00:09:41,381 --> 00:09:42,757 Where's Robbie? 169 00:09:43,591 --> 00:09:44,718 Huh? 170 00:09:45,051 --> 00:09:46,761 Robin Masters? 171 00:09:46,845 --> 00:09:48,847 I promised I'd work with him on his stroke. 172 00:09:48,930 --> 00:09:51,391 He tends to inside-out on his swing. 173 00:09:54,102 --> 00:09:56,479 I guess you don't know what I'm talking about. 174 00:09:58,481 --> 00:09:59,983 Where is everybody? 175 00:10:15,999 --> 00:10:17,375 Yeah? 176 00:10:17,459 --> 00:10:19,919 You gotta help me, man. Let us in. 177 00:10:20,211 --> 00:10:21,546 Who are you? 178 00:10:21,629 --> 00:10:23,131 It's nobody you know. 179 00:10:23,214 --> 00:10:25,133 Our van just broke down on the highway. 180 00:10:25,216 --> 00:10:27,802 I'm with my brother and his wife. She's about to have a kid. 181 00:10:27,886 --> 00:10:30,305 You gotta let us in, man. Please. 182 00:10:31,514 --> 00:10:34,726 Hold on a minute. I'll come out and let you in. 183 00:10:34,809 --> 00:10:36,686 Thanks, but hurry. 184 00:10:36,936 --> 00:10:40,190 The Florida Keys, '53 or '54, it was. 185 00:10:40,273 --> 00:10:43,026 I was deep-sea fishing with Papa in his ketch 186 00:10:43,109 --> 00:10:45,487 when we got word of the hurricane over the shortwave. 187 00:10:45,570 --> 00:10:49,407 In that part of the world hurricanes are really hurricanes, 188 00:10:49,532 --> 00:10:52,827 not this overblown squall that the media's so excited about. 189 00:10:52,911 --> 00:10:54,913 - Papa decided... - Excuse me, Higgins. 190 00:10:55,038 --> 00:10:57,582 Was he working on The Old Man And The Sea then? 191 00:10:57,707 --> 00:11:00,794 The manuscript was only in the outline stage at that point 192 00:11:00,877 --> 00:11:05,131 and it had a quite different title, something like Grandfather's Fish. 193 00:11:05,340 --> 00:11:07,467 But after many hours of discussion 194 00:11:07,550 --> 00:11:09,886 and careful perusing of the character and plot, 195 00:11:09,969 --> 00:11:12,305 we were able to effect some changes that no doubt... 196 00:11:12,388 --> 00:11:15,058 Higgins, a lot of people look at that book 197 00:11:15,183 --> 00:11:18,812 as a metaphor for the indomitability of the human spirit, 198 00:11:18,895 --> 00:11:21,815 but I prefer to take it on its own terms. 199 00:11:21,981 --> 00:11:24,025 A story of stirring high adventure. 200 00:11:24,275 --> 00:11:26,152 Quite. Actually... 201 00:11:26,236 --> 00:11:29,531 A tribute to man's persistence and heroism. 202 00:11:29,614 --> 00:11:32,742 Really, Rollie, you do know how boring you get sometimes. 203 00:11:32,909 --> 00:11:35,829 - Can't we talk about something else? - Wanda, please. 204 00:11:37,163 --> 00:11:40,083 Higgins, more Mai Tais, please. 205 00:11:40,166 --> 00:11:41,793 And don't forget the pineapple. 206 00:11:41,960 --> 00:11:43,837 Of course, Your Majesty. 207 00:11:44,129 --> 00:11:45,964 Call me Wanda. 208 00:11:47,882 --> 00:11:49,217 Yes. 209 00:11:50,051 --> 00:11:55,682 So, Mr. MacPherson, what's Robbie think about deferred payment contracts? 210 00:11:56,182 --> 00:11:59,185 Tax-wise, of course, they're great, 211 00:11:59,394 --> 00:12:02,939 but they inhibit your present investment power. 212 00:12:03,982 --> 00:12:10,029 Tell me, what's it like to be playing in the same infield with Lou Whittaker? 213 00:12:11,114 --> 00:12:13,825 Higgins, these people are... 214 00:12:13,908 --> 00:12:16,035 Most assuredly not on the guest list. 215 00:12:16,119 --> 00:12:17,620 Explain yourself. 216 00:12:18,204 --> 00:12:20,123 That's what I was trying to do. 217 00:12:20,206 --> 00:12:22,458 Look, we don't mean to cause any trouble. 218 00:12:22,584 --> 00:12:24,544 I am sure not. However... 219 00:12:24,627 --> 00:12:27,589 Their van broke down and it's pouring rain outside. 220 00:12:27,839 --> 00:12:31,050 Fine. Call a tow truck and have them wait in the guesthouse. 221 00:12:31,301 --> 00:12:33,720 Call a tow truck? Higgins, the phones are out. 222 00:12:33,887 --> 00:12:37,265 - I'm aware of that. You can use... - We're taking one of your cars. 223 00:12:37,473 --> 00:12:39,392 I beg your pardon? 224 00:12:39,684 --> 00:12:41,436 And while you're at it, 225 00:12:41,561 --> 00:12:44,230 why don't you fill it up with all your money and stuff? 226 00:12:45,148 --> 00:12:48,693 We'll take the purple Rolls. 227 00:12:59,579 --> 00:13:02,165 Bad news from the National Weather Service. 228 00:13:02,248 --> 00:13:04,959 Hurricane Kukana has abruptly changed direction 229 00:13:05,084 --> 00:13:08,338 and is headed on a collision course with Oahu's North Shore. 230 00:13:08,421 --> 00:13:11,007 You have three hours to batten down everything 231 00:13:11,090 --> 00:13:13,009 you don't want sent to Australia. 232 00:13:13,092 --> 00:13:15,470 Following is a list of evacuation centers... 233 00:13:17,096 --> 00:13:21,517 I must warn you, this criminal endeavor will ultimately put you behind bars. 234 00:13:21,601 --> 00:13:23,561 Your only rational alternative... 235 00:13:23,686 --> 00:13:26,940 This is our only rational alternative, mister. 236 00:13:27,065 --> 00:13:28,816 We just came from behind bars. 237 00:13:28,900 --> 00:13:30,818 Move it before this storm gets any worse. 238 00:13:30,985 --> 00:13:32,362 Miss... 239 00:13:33,780 --> 00:13:34,948 Miss. 240 00:13:36,491 --> 00:13:38,576 Just a second, you creep. 241 00:13:40,662 --> 00:13:42,247 I'm very sorry. 242 00:13:42,497 --> 00:13:44,958 - How many more guests? - One, plus Mr. Masters. 243 00:13:45,041 --> 00:13:47,210 - What do you plan to do? - Nothing. 244 00:13:47,377 --> 00:13:49,379 Come on, get his stuff. 245 00:13:49,629 --> 00:13:51,172 You sure about this, Randy? 246 00:13:51,339 --> 00:13:54,050 Why don't we get the car and get outta here? That way... 247 00:13:54,175 --> 00:13:57,512 It's still armed robbery. We might as well take everything. 248 00:13:57,720 --> 00:14:00,598 Your brother is making very good sense. 249 00:14:00,848 --> 00:14:02,392 Does he look like my brother? 250 00:14:02,517 --> 00:14:04,310 If you don't get back to where you were 251 00:14:04,435 --> 00:14:07,021 I will blow your brains out the back of your head. 252 00:14:07,272 --> 00:14:09,190 I see. 253 00:14:12,902 --> 00:14:15,113 I need your wallet. 254 00:14:15,571 --> 00:14:18,992 - How about that ring there too? - That's my World Series ring. 255 00:14:19,200 --> 00:14:21,619 Hey. Win another one, Duke. 256 00:14:25,039 --> 00:14:28,126 That's a sport. Okay, let's hit it. Come on. 257 00:14:30,169 --> 00:14:32,672 - Come on. Let's go to the car. - I wish you hadn't... 258 00:14:32,839 --> 00:14:34,257 Gail? 259 00:14:34,549 --> 00:14:36,050 I'm okay. 260 00:14:36,301 --> 00:14:38,094 - It's not time yet. - You sure? 261 00:14:38,303 --> 00:14:40,138 Yeah, she's sure. Come on, let's just go. 262 00:14:46,811 --> 00:14:48,104 Go ahead. 263 00:14:51,441 --> 00:14:52,859 Hello, lady. 264 00:14:57,071 --> 00:14:58,156 Answer it. 265 00:15:04,829 --> 00:15:07,248 - Yes? - Candace Wingate. 266 00:15:09,792 --> 00:15:13,087 Candace Wingate. Explosions In Poetry magazine. 267 00:15:17,300 --> 00:15:19,260 Right away, Miss Wingate. 268 00:15:19,469 --> 00:15:21,637 Thank you, darling. You're so kind. 269 00:15:21,721 --> 00:15:24,140 Inasmuch as I'm out here standing in the rain. 270 00:15:24,349 --> 00:15:27,060 That's standing, darling, not singing. 271 00:15:27,268 --> 00:15:29,854 Sorry. Just drive right through. 272 00:15:31,813 --> 00:15:33,316 I'll open the door. 273 00:15:33,483 --> 00:15:35,610 Wait a minute. I gotta think. 274 00:15:35,860 --> 00:15:38,780 - Don't unduly strain yourself. - Shut up. 275 00:15:41,991 --> 00:15:46,162 - All right. Go ahead. No... - Funny business. 276 00:15:49,707 --> 00:15:52,752 It's all right. We let the broad in, we take her stuff, we split. 277 00:15:53,419 --> 00:15:56,798 - I gotta lay back down first. - Oh, I knew it. 278 00:15:57,215 --> 00:16:00,718 Dammit, Randy. If it wasn't for Gail we'd still be in the work camp. 279 00:16:00,843 --> 00:16:03,221 If my sister had a moustache she'd be my brother. 280 00:16:03,304 --> 00:16:05,932 Now, you can take a nap in the car. 281 00:16:08,976 --> 00:16:11,646 The butler guy, he didn't get the door. 282 00:16:12,855 --> 00:16:14,857 All right, you cover them. 283 00:16:20,696 --> 00:16:23,825 Easy. Real easy now. 284 00:16:23,908 --> 00:16:25,701 Don't worry, guy. 285 00:16:27,328 --> 00:16:29,122 This gonna be your first kid? 286 00:16:32,041 --> 00:16:35,169 CQ. CQ. WP6 RNA. 287 00:16:36,462 --> 00:16:39,757 CQ. CQ. WP6 RNA. 288 00:16:40,758 --> 00:16:43,010 My God, isn't anyone there? 289 00:16:43,136 --> 00:16:46,055 Yeah, bro. Howzit? This is Dr. Pipeline. Over. 290 00:16:46,139 --> 00:16:47,598 I beg your pardon? 291 00:16:47,682 --> 00:16:51,144 You still on C.B. band, bro. Dr. Pipeline, that's my handle. 292 00:16:51,214 --> 00:16:52,937 What you like? Over. 293 00:16:53,062 --> 00:16:56,441 Yes, this is Jonathan Quayle Higgins out at Robin's Nest. Do you copy? 294 00:16:56,524 --> 00:16:59,861 Birds? What you bother me with birds for, bro? 295 00:16:59,944 --> 00:17:02,572 There's a big wind brewing, yeah? Over. 296 00:17:02,697 --> 00:17:05,032 I know that, my good man. This is an emergency. 297 00:17:05,116 --> 00:17:06,367 Your car? 298 00:17:06,492 --> 00:17:08,161 No, the autos are quite secure. 299 00:17:08,244 --> 00:17:10,121 We're being held by armed robbers. 300 00:17:10,204 --> 00:17:11,789 Then why you hassle me? 301 00:17:11,914 --> 00:17:14,959 I got a tow truck out on the Kalanianaole Highway. 302 00:17:15,042 --> 00:17:17,378 It's a big mess out here, bro. Over. 303 00:17:17,462 --> 00:17:19,964 Don't you understand? We're being held prisoners. 304 00:17:20,047 --> 00:17:22,717 I know, brother. By this storm. 305 00:17:22,800 --> 00:17:25,553 Look, you stay inside and keep this channel clear. 306 00:17:25,636 --> 00:17:28,764 It's only for emergencies. Understand? Over and out. 307 00:17:28,890 --> 00:17:31,100 My God, man, this is an emergency. 308 00:17:31,184 --> 00:17:34,812 - Crazy haole. - CQ. CQ. 309 00:17:40,193 --> 00:17:41,068 Don't do it. 310 00:17:43,237 --> 00:17:44,906 Please. 311 00:17:51,704 --> 00:17:56,751 Get up there, mister, or the second barrel is for your doggies. 312 00:17:58,211 --> 00:17:59,712 Stay, lads. 313 00:18:03,382 --> 00:18:07,303 I appreciate it, mister. I got a golden retriever myself. 314 00:18:08,012 --> 00:18:10,598 I see you've found the gun collection. 315 00:18:10,848 --> 00:18:13,226 Yeah, and some that was out of the collection. 316 00:18:13,351 --> 00:18:16,062 You are one paranoid dude, man, aren't you? 317 00:18:23,169 --> 00:18:24,130 Lads! 318 00:18:31,494 --> 00:18:34,455 See? You are paranoid. 319 00:18:36,207 --> 00:18:37,750 I don't blame him. 320 00:18:38,167 --> 00:18:42,255 Don't you realize that it's dangerous to shoot off guns inside a house 321 00:18:42,505 --> 00:18:45,967 and criminal to destroy such fine wine? 322 00:18:47,718 --> 00:18:49,595 Hello, Jonathan. 323 00:18:53,724 --> 00:18:57,436 I swear Robin throws a party just like he writes. 324 00:18:57,562 --> 00:19:00,356 - Tacky, tacky, tacky. - Thank you, darling. 325 00:19:00,856 --> 00:19:05,236 This is the only party I've been to where the guests are the door prizes. 326 00:19:06,529 --> 00:19:08,656 I hope you're comfortable, dear. 327 00:19:12,994 --> 00:19:14,412 Higgins, you've been shot! 328 00:19:16,372 --> 00:19:21,544 Hardly, Magnum. This is a quite immature Chateau Marcel '77. 329 00:19:21,627 --> 00:19:23,379 Your concern is touching 330 00:19:23,546 --> 00:19:25,798 but I at least made an effort to get rid of these hooligans. 331 00:19:26,048 --> 00:19:27,633 And you almost got killed. 332 00:19:27,717 --> 00:19:30,052 It would have been with honor and dignity. 333 00:19:30,261 --> 00:19:31,721 Fine. Long live the empire. 334 00:19:31,971 --> 00:19:33,222 Go on, I'll cover. 335 00:19:40,479 --> 00:19:42,148 Bye-bye, folks. 336 00:19:45,443 --> 00:19:48,154 - Come on! - Randy, you didn't, did you? 337 00:19:48,237 --> 00:19:51,616 A lamp, you jelly wink. I shot out the damn lamp. 338 00:19:55,828 --> 00:19:57,413 That should do it. 339 00:19:57,496 --> 00:20:00,708 A wee bit of excitement but it appears no one's the worse for wear. 340 00:20:00,916 --> 00:20:03,294 Speak for yourself, darling. 341 00:20:03,586 --> 00:20:06,047 I was afraid she was gonna give birth on this. 342 00:20:06,297 --> 00:20:08,758 Darling, please don't cry. 343 00:20:08,883 --> 00:20:12,178 Why not? They took everything. 344 00:20:12,678 --> 00:20:14,847 We still have each other. 345 00:20:18,267 --> 00:20:21,604 - We gotta go after 'em. - Chase them into a hurricane? 346 00:20:21,729 --> 00:20:24,357 You can't just let 'em get away. They got my ring. 347 00:20:24,482 --> 00:20:26,400 Even if we're stupid enough to go out there, 348 00:20:26,525 --> 00:20:29,070 they got more than your ring, they got guns. 349 00:20:29,278 --> 00:20:31,030 There's absolutely nothing we can do. 350 00:20:31,113 --> 00:20:32,990 Let me tell you something, pal. 351 00:20:33,115 --> 00:20:37,078 If we're down 11 to 1 in the eighth inning, we still run out the grounders. 352 00:20:37,411 --> 00:20:40,081 We still play aggressive ball. 353 00:20:41,165 --> 00:20:43,042 You were dogging it. 354 00:20:48,028 --> 00:20:50,447 He's right. And put it in your own parlance. 355 00:20:50,508 --> 00:20:51,345 Come on. 356 00:20:51,438 --> 00:20:53,023 I'm going to have to tell Mr. Masters. 357 00:20:53,094 --> 00:20:54,553 Higgins. 358 00:21:01,519 --> 00:21:04,897 There goes the auxiliary generator. We need the kerosene lamps. 359 00:21:04,980 --> 00:21:08,025 - You know where they are. - Come with me. 360 00:21:14,240 --> 00:21:18,244 How droll. Just like Key Largo. 361 00:21:18,536 --> 00:21:23,457 Yeah, except that was in black and white. 362 00:21:26,460 --> 00:21:27,795 Higgins? 363 00:21:27,878 --> 00:21:31,674 You know those spooky movies where the mansion's all dark 364 00:21:31,799 --> 00:21:35,886 and the people run around and they're scared stiff and like that 365 00:21:35,970 --> 00:21:37,888 and they carry a candelabra? 366 00:21:37,972 --> 00:21:40,057 Well, these things are heavy. 367 00:21:40,141 --> 00:21:43,227 Magnum, your behavior has been inexplicable. 368 00:21:43,310 --> 00:21:46,021 Inexplicable? Well, then, perhaps I'd better explain. 369 00:21:46,105 --> 00:21:48,149 - Please. - Hold this on the bottom. 370 00:21:48,232 --> 00:21:50,401 Your acquiescence to those hooligans... 371 00:21:50,526 --> 00:21:52,278 Was for a damn good reason. 372 00:21:52,445 --> 00:21:54,905 Why? Where did you leave the matches? 373 00:21:54,989 --> 00:21:56,741 - On the bar. - We haven't got any. 374 00:21:56,824 --> 00:21:59,118 - Here are some. - Then give them to me. 375 00:21:59,201 --> 00:22:01,162 Look, I just wanted 'em out of the house. 376 00:22:01,287 --> 00:22:03,748 - As did we all, but... - But nothing! 377 00:22:03,831 --> 00:22:05,833 Robbery is one thing, murder's another. 378 00:22:05,916 --> 00:22:08,961 Murder? He didn't shoot me, he shot the radio and an... 379 00:22:09,086 --> 00:22:11,881 Immature Chateau Marcel 1977. 380 00:22:12,006 --> 00:22:16,135 I know that. I'm not talking about that, I'm talking about Robin Masters. 381 00:22:16,302 --> 00:22:18,637 One of the guests is trying to kill him. 382 00:22:18,846 --> 00:22:20,347 How do you know that? 383 00:22:20,431 --> 00:22:22,183 Because he told me, that's why. 384 00:22:22,933 --> 00:22:24,894 My job is to catch the killer. 385 00:22:24,977 --> 00:22:29,732 Kids stealing wallets and jewelry is a complication we could do without. 386 00:22:31,358 --> 00:22:33,652 Now at least we've got a chance. 387 00:22:34,987 --> 00:22:36,363 Get in here. 388 00:22:36,572 --> 00:22:38,741 - You're... - Yeah, we're back. 389 00:22:38,824 --> 00:22:41,160 - Why? I thought... - Yeah, so did we. 390 00:22:41,243 --> 00:22:44,580 But there ain't any more purple Rolls or any cars. 391 00:22:44,705 --> 00:22:46,874 They're waist deep in mud. 392 00:22:46,999 --> 00:22:50,503 We're booked... for the duration. 393 00:22:58,469 --> 00:23:00,240 High winds and rough surf 394 00:23:00,387 --> 00:23:03,599 continue to pound the North Shore in anticipation of the Big Blow, 395 00:23:03,724 --> 00:23:06,060 as the locals are beginning to nickname it. 396 00:23:06,185 --> 00:23:09,021 The National Weather Service, however, calls it Kukana 397 00:23:09,146 --> 00:23:11,023 and predicts the full force of the hurricane 398 00:23:11,148 --> 00:23:13,442 will hit Oahu at about 1:30 this morning, 399 00:23:13,609 --> 00:23:15,069 so wherever you are, 400 00:23:15,194 --> 00:23:17,780 do you and your loved ones a big favor -- stay put. 401 00:23:18,030 --> 00:23:19,907 And I mean put. 402 00:23:20,199 --> 00:23:22,660 Got me? Hmm? 403 00:23:23,452 --> 00:23:26,080 Impressive but foolish. 404 00:23:26,205 --> 00:23:27,873 After all, if you think... 405 00:23:27,998 --> 00:23:31,752 Not only do I think I can keep you jerks here, I know it. 406 00:23:31,836 --> 00:23:35,965 You got no place to go, no means to get there 407 00:23:36,215 --> 00:23:39,134 and a real mean headwind. 408 00:23:39,385 --> 00:23:41,470 Look at you. I know what you're thinking. 409 00:23:41,595 --> 00:23:43,138 Big plots, huh? 410 00:23:43,430 --> 00:23:46,475 Before you get two feet out of that door or any door, 411 00:23:46,684 --> 00:23:49,687 this pretty young lady is gonna get her head blown right off. 412 00:23:49,854 --> 00:23:52,523 Stay put. 413 00:23:54,316 --> 00:23:55,609 That goes for everybody. 414 00:23:55,734 --> 00:23:57,862 Nobody leaves this house... 415 00:23:59,029 --> 00:24:00,614 except me and Candy here. 416 00:24:00,865 --> 00:24:03,450 Look, don't make matters worse by taking hostages. 417 00:24:03,674 --> 00:24:06,787 All I want is six hours. Just me and Candy. 418 00:24:12,918 --> 00:24:14,420 She's in a good deal of pain. 419 00:24:14,545 --> 00:24:17,047 With your permission I'll move her to the den. 420 00:24:18,007 --> 00:24:19,633 Go ahead. Move her. 421 00:24:25,431 --> 00:24:28,601 Just you and me. How delightful. 422 00:24:29,059 --> 00:24:34,273 You remind me of my third husband. He was the strong and stupid type too. 423 00:24:34,732 --> 00:24:36,984 I can see why he divorced you. 424 00:24:37,651 --> 00:24:39,194 He's dead. 425 00:24:51,707 --> 00:24:54,710 Now, now. Everything's all right, dear. 426 00:24:54,793 --> 00:24:57,129 Nothing to be alarmed about. 427 00:24:57,212 --> 00:24:59,632 Actually this reminds me of a time in Persia 428 00:24:59,673 --> 00:25:03,177 when I found myself acting as midwife to a Kurdistani peasant girl. 429 00:25:03,385 --> 00:25:07,056 There were no modern facilities or even rudimentary medical implements. 430 00:25:07,139 --> 00:25:08,474 What's that got to do... 431 00:25:08,599 --> 00:25:12,394 The girl couldn't speak English. All she could do was gibber in Kurdish. 432 00:25:12,937 --> 00:25:15,522 My instructions went totally unheeded 433 00:25:15,606 --> 00:25:18,067 and it necessitated rendering her unconscious... 434 00:25:18,150 --> 00:25:19,568 Higgins! 435 00:25:20,444 --> 00:25:22,404 - How are you doing? - All right. 436 00:25:22,488 --> 00:25:25,449 For a woman about to give birth, she's doing remarkably well. 437 00:25:26,492 --> 00:25:27,743 It sounds like... 438 00:25:27,826 --> 00:25:30,204 She's fine. Beginning to dilate, actually. 439 00:25:30,329 --> 00:25:32,706 The other guests, how are they doing? 440 00:25:32,915 --> 00:25:37,211 Fine, considering your buddy has a 12-gauge pointed at a woman's head. 441 00:25:37,294 --> 00:25:40,422 - He's not my buddy. - He was Lou's cellmate. 442 00:25:41,548 --> 00:25:43,592 I couldn't take one without the other. 443 00:25:43,676 --> 00:25:46,720 Look, mister. Both of you. 444 00:25:46,804 --> 00:25:49,306 I'm real sorry about this. 445 00:25:50,307 --> 00:25:52,226 All me and Lou ever wanted 446 00:25:52,351 --> 00:25:54,603 was a chance to be together when the kid was born. 447 00:25:54,770 --> 00:25:56,438 What's that got to do with robbing people? 448 00:25:56,605 --> 00:25:58,482 Listen, it was Randy's idea. 449 00:25:58,691 --> 00:26:01,694 Maybe so, but you were holding a gun on us too. 450 00:26:03,862 --> 00:26:05,447 I think it's time to boil some water up. 451 00:26:05,592 --> 00:26:06,568 Higgins... 452 00:26:06,824 --> 00:26:10,619 For tea, Magnum. I think a spot of tea would go down nicely now. 453 00:26:13,956 --> 00:26:16,709 If her breathing changes we'll be in the kitchen. 454 00:26:16,792 --> 00:26:18,210 Sure. Sure. 455 00:26:18,335 --> 00:26:20,170 Her breathing. I got you. 456 00:26:27,886 --> 00:26:29,430 Will you stop that? 457 00:26:29,555 --> 00:26:31,890 What? I thought you wanted some tea. 458 00:26:31,974 --> 00:26:35,519 What I want is to know why Mr. Masters didn't inform me of this plot. 459 00:26:35,644 --> 00:26:39,314 These guests are his closest friends. I know them as well as he does. 460 00:26:39,440 --> 00:26:41,942 That is precisely why he didn't tell you. 461 00:26:42,067 --> 00:26:44,778 You wouldn't have my objectivity about them. 462 00:26:45,362 --> 00:26:46,780 I see. 463 00:26:47,573 --> 00:26:50,701 Come on, Higgins. I'm sure it was nothing personal. 464 00:26:50,826 --> 00:26:52,828 Robin called me a couple of days ago. 465 00:26:52,911 --> 00:26:55,873 For the last six months he's been receiving death threats. 466 00:26:55,998 --> 00:26:57,583 Possibly a prankster. 467 00:26:57,791 --> 00:27:01,670 That's what he thought until his secretary got one that was real specific. 468 00:27:02,379 --> 00:27:05,257 - What do you mean? This party? - Exactly. 469 00:27:05,466 --> 00:27:09,553 I want you to know, Higgins, I have got everything under control. 470 00:27:09,636 --> 00:27:12,056 No one has been in any danger... 471 00:27:12,160 --> 00:27:14,326 - Her breathing's changed. - Changed? How? 472 00:27:14,600 --> 00:27:17,936 Well, you know, first it's real fast, like she's panting, 473 00:27:18,020 --> 00:27:20,189 and then it stops and starts again. 474 00:27:20,272 --> 00:27:22,024 - That's labor. - Labor. 475 00:27:22,107 --> 00:27:25,944 It's perfectly normal. Go back to her. This could take hours. 476 00:27:26,195 --> 00:27:28,072 Okay. Thanks, doc. 477 00:27:30,032 --> 00:27:31,033 Doc? 478 00:27:31,325 --> 00:27:33,619 Cambridge, '47. Doctor of mathematics. 479 00:27:33,786 --> 00:27:36,371 Higgins, is there anything you haven't done, 480 00:27:36,497 --> 00:27:38,082 anywhere you haven't been...? 481 00:27:38,207 --> 00:27:41,502 We don't have time now for your rhetorical irrelevancies. 482 00:27:41,611 --> 00:27:43,237 Who is your prime suspect? 483 00:27:43,670 --> 00:27:45,506 - I don't have one. - Brilliant. 484 00:27:45,756 --> 00:27:49,301 You've failed to do your homework. How Robin could entrust you with this... 485 00:27:49,426 --> 00:27:54,056 Higgins, I have done my homework and that's just the problem. 486 00:27:54,181 --> 00:27:57,726 None of the guests has a motive. In fact they all owe Robin in a big way. 487 00:27:57,814 --> 00:27:59,311 I know that. 488 00:27:59,347 --> 00:28:01,016 For instance, Duke Davis. 489 00:28:01,146 --> 00:28:04,608 He was supported by Robin when he kicked around the minor leagues. 490 00:28:04,682 --> 00:28:08,144 Without his help he would have gone back to Donora years ago. 491 00:28:08,278 --> 00:28:09,822 - Donora? - Pennsylvania. 492 00:28:09,905 --> 00:28:11,240 Stan Musial's home town. 493 00:28:11,448 --> 00:28:14,243 Roland was bankrolled by Robin during his stint at Columbia 494 00:28:14,326 --> 00:28:17,329 after his parents cut him off and tried to drag him home. 495 00:28:17,496 --> 00:28:18,622 I know that. 496 00:28:18,747 --> 00:28:22,876 Robin anonymously supported Candace's magazine for 25 years. 497 00:28:23,001 --> 00:28:24,044 God knows why. 498 00:28:24,211 --> 00:28:27,339 Explosions In Poetry happens to be a very erudite publication. 499 00:28:27,548 --> 00:28:29,341 Be that as it may. 500 00:28:29,508 --> 00:28:32,177 Archie MacPherson's grandson would not be running around 501 00:28:32,302 --> 00:28:35,013 except for a dialysis machine Robin bought. 502 00:28:35,097 --> 00:28:38,100 - Do you know what those things cost? - Magnum, I know all that. 503 00:28:41,103 --> 00:28:44,731 So everything you've done has been part of your charade? 504 00:28:44,982 --> 00:28:48,068 Your protestations about the party, ignorance of our guests, 505 00:28:48,235 --> 00:28:52,239 your childish infatuation with Duke Davis and the Detroit Panthers. 506 00:28:52,489 --> 00:28:54,158 - Tigers. - Whatever. 507 00:28:54,366 --> 00:28:57,369 The one thing that seems to have eluded you is a suspect. 508 00:28:57,578 --> 00:29:00,372 You're right. But I do have a plan, Higgins. 509 00:29:00,497 --> 00:29:02,207 First, though, we gotta get rid of Randy. 510 00:29:02,416 --> 00:29:05,377 - Doc, the baby moved. - What? 511 00:29:05,627 --> 00:29:08,672 Yeah. First it was on one side and now it's on the other. 512 00:29:08,755 --> 00:29:11,258 - You gotta come quick. - That's also normal. 513 00:29:11,383 --> 00:29:13,594 The baby's moving closer to the birth canal. 514 00:29:16,138 --> 00:29:19,892 Well, perhaps we'd better have a look. Come along, Magnum. 515 00:29:24,730 --> 00:29:27,941 Oh, God! It hurts! 516 00:29:29,109 --> 00:29:32,571 Quite. Bringing a new life into this world is never easy, 517 00:29:32,654 --> 00:29:34,948 otherwise they wouldn't call it labor. 518 00:29:35,073 --> 00:29:37,242 Under these conditions, the dangers... 519 00:29:37,326 --> 00:29:39,828 - Dangers? What dangers? - What dangers? 520 00:29:39,912 --> 00:29:41,914 Magnum, take over here. 521 00:29:45,250 --> 00:29:46,627 All right... 522 00:29:50,088 --> 00:29:51,590 Okay? 523 00:29:51,840 --> 00:29:53,467 I don't mean to alarm you 524 00:29:53,550 --> 00:29:56,678 but perhaps you've noticed this is not Honolulu General. 525 00:29:56,803 --> 00:29:59,348 Robin's Nest was not designed as a maternity ward. 526 00:29:59,431 --> 00:30:00,849 What are you saying? 527 00:30:00,942 --> 00:30:04,061 Merely that if something should go wrong 528 00:30:04,186 --> 00:30:05,771 or any complications should develop... 529 00:30:05,854 --> 00:30:08,899 - Yeah, but you're a doctor. - Of mathematics. 530 00:30:09,031 --> 00:30:10,699 - What? - Mathematics. 531 00:30:10,776 --> 00:30:12,694 You know, numbers. One and one equal two. 532 00:30:12,819 --> 00:30:15,447 And armed robbery equals five to 15 in Oahu prison, 533 00:30:15,530 --> 00:30:17,157 not some country club work camp. 534 00:30:17,241 --> 00:30:20,202 Yeah, but what about that Kurdistani woman? 535 00:30:20,285 --> 00:30:21,995 Sheer luck. 536 00:30:22,246 --> 00:30:24,289 No, you said you were a doctor. 537 00:30:24,373 --> 00:30:26,500 And you said you had a flat tire. 538 00:30:27,251 --> 00:30:30,462 Oh, God. What am I gonna do? 539 00:30:33,215 --> 00:30:35,968 Well, young man, I have had some medical training 540 00:30:36,093 --> 00:30:38,136 and maybe I can be of help. 541 00:30:38,220 --> 00:30:40,764 And maybe you can be of help too. 542 00:30:43,558 --> 00:30:47,145 Yeah, we were gonna have it all. 543 00:30:48,063 --> 00:30:51,775 Roland was going to write big, beautiful novels 544 00:30:51,858 --> 00:30:54,361 and I was gonna do the pictures. 545 00:30:55,070 --> 00:30:58,907 Everything was going to be just peachy. 546 00:30:59,032 --> 00:31:01,493 Until he couldn't get published. 547 00:31:01,743 --> 00:31:03,453 Wanda, please. Let's not... 548 00:31:03,537 --> 00:31:05,455 Don't Wanda me. 549 00:31:05,539 --> 00:31:08,041 It's Your Highness. 550 00:31:08,125 --> 00:31:10,002 It was Wanda when I met you. 551 00:31:10,252 --> 00:31:14,047 Yeah, when I was waiting on tables at the student union 552 00:31:14,172 --> 00:31:16,091 and you were the B.M.O.C. 553 00:31:16,258 --> 00:31:19,553 The prince from the country nobody ever heard of. 554 00:31:19,636 --> 00:31:23,765 You were gonna sweep me off my feet and take me away from it all. 555 00:31:23,890 --> 00:31:27,644 Yeah? Great. Where do I end up? 556 00:31:27,728 --> 00:31:29,855 In the middle of a freaking hurricane 557 00:31:29,938 --> 00:31:33,275 with a bunch of mass murderers and lunatics. 558 00:31:34,234 --> 00:31:36,695 I thought being a princess was gonna be fun. 559 00:31:36,945 --> 00:31:40,324 Not too many girls from the Bronx get to live in a castle. 560 00:31:41,658 --> 00:31:43,327 That's for sure. 561 00:31:43,452 --> 00:31:48,290 No heat, no air, no pool... except for the moat. 562 00:31:48,498 --> 00:31:49,875 I mean, who needs it? 563 00:31:50,542 --> 00:31:52,169 You tell 'em, toots. 564 00:31:53,545 --> 00:31:56,715 What the hell kind of life is this anyway? 565 00:31:56,798 --> 00:31:59,718 Nothing but parties on top of parties 566 00:31:59,843 --> 00:32:04,973 and small talk about books and movies and plays nobody ever heard of. 567 00:32:05,849 --> 00:32:10,812 I mean, you can take this high society stuff, Your Majesty. 568 00:32:11,146 --> 00:32:16,360 'Cause if we ever get out of this, I'm going back to the Bronx. 569 00:32:16,485 --> 00:32:18,362 - So there. - Randy! 570 00:32:18,728 --> 00:32:21,939 Randy! Come here! Come here quick! 571 00:32:22,407 --> 00:32:23,408 Yo. 572 00:32:23,884 --> 00:32:26,036 I caught the limey trying to escape. 573 00:32:26,286 --> 00:32:29,164 That was a bad mistake, man. 574 00:32:30,165 --> 00:32:32,125 A real bad mistake. 575 00:32:34,795 --> 00:32:36,755 I say. Good show, chaps. 576 00:32:36,963 --> 00:32:39,674 Yeah, thanks, Lou. Grab me that lamp cord, will you? 577 00:32:42,844 --> 00:32:46,765 I guess being a parent kind of changes your perspective on things. 578 00:32:53,370 --> 00:32:54,981 Why don't you try a clove hitch? 579 00:32:55,207 --> 00:32:57,609 I am using a clove hitch. 580 00:32:57,901 --> 00:33:00,695 Magnum, what precisely is your plan, if you have one? 581 00:33:00,904 --> 00:33:02,656 I've been trying to tell you ever since... 582 00:33:02,823 --> 00:33:04,157 You don't have one. 583 00:33:04,366 --> 00:33:06,368 I do. Or at least I did. 584 00:33:06,535 --> 00:33:09,538 I called Rick and T.C. to tell them what was happening. 585 00:33:09,746 --> 00:33:11,706 Tell Rick and T.C. and not me? 586 00:33:11,915 --> 00:33:15,544 I have explained all that. Give me a hand with him, will you? 587 00:33:19,172 --> 00:33:24,386 Anyway, they are flying to the estate just as soon as the storm is over. 588 00:33:24,469 --> 00:33:26,555 Rick will be disguised to look like Robin. 589 00:33:26,680 --> 00:33:30,350 Rick trying to impersonate Mr. Masters? Have you lost your senses? 590 00:33:30,434 --> 00:33:34,020 From a distance no one will know the difference. They're both short. 591 00:33:34,896 --> 00:33:37,149 That'll put us in a position to nail the killer 592 00:33:37,274 --> 00:33:38,817 when he or she makes a move. 593 00:33:39,067 --> 00:33:42,070 Do you think anyone would try to assassinate Mr. Masters 594 00:33:42,154 --> 00:33:44,072 on his front lawn? 595 00:33:44,322 --> 00:33:45,782 No, Higgins, I don't. 596 00:33:45,949 --> 00:33:48,702 But Robin will want to take a shower and a nap before greeting his guests. 597 00:33:48,785 --> 00:33:50,120 Am I right? 598 00:33:50,203 --> 00:33:53,665 That means he's going to be alone in the privacy of his bedroom. 599 00:33:53,874 --> 00:33:57,252 So when the killer tippy-toes up the stairs into the darkened room, 600 00:33:57,335 --> 00:33:59,463 I'll be waiting. It's foolproof. 601 00:33:59,671 --> 00:34:02,299 With Rick and T.C. involved, nothing is foolproof. 602 00:34:02,549 --> 00:34:05,969 Higgins? I really resent that. 603 00:34:06,094 --> 00:34:08,555 A joke is a joke but I take my job seriously 604 00:34:08,638 --> 00:34:11,099 and I take my responsibility to Robin seriously. 605 00:34:11,183 --> 00:34:13,977 I've given this long and complete consideration 606 00:34:14,186 --> 00:34:16,396 and I am willing to tell you unequivocally 607 00:34:16,480 --> 00:34:20,525 there is nothing, I repeat, nothing, that could possibly go wrong. 608 00:34:39,544 --> 00:34:41,087 We can explain, Thomas. 609 00:34:44,966 --> 00:34:47,511 You got to come. She's starting to have the baby. 610 00:34:47,594 --> 00:34:49,638 - What baby? - My baby. 611 00:34:49,804 --> 00:34:51,598 - Who are you? - Who are you guys? 612 00:34:51,806 --> 00:34:54,267 - Friends. - Of the family. 613 00:34:57,479 --> 00:35:00,315 Speaking of which, another member is about to arrive. 614 00:35:02,567 --> 00:35:04,319 What is going on around here? 615 00:35:04,569 --> 00:35:06,696 - What's wrong? - Wrong? 616 00:35:08,907 --> 00:35:10,992 What could possibly go wrong? 617 00:35:12,035 --> 00:35:15,330 Guys, I think I can explain. 618 00:35:25,549 --> 00:35:27,342 It is now 2:12 a.m. 619 00:35:27,425 --> 00:35:30,053 and the full force of Hurricane Kukana has struck Oahu. 620 00:35:30,262 --> 00:35:32,556 All power and phone lines are out 621 00:35:32,681 --> 00:35:35,475 and damage is reportedly widespread and extensive 622 00:35:35,559 --> 00:35:38,478 but because of the almost total breakdown in communications 623 00:35:38,562 --> 00:35:42,274 we can't verify any reports of injuries or property damage 624 00:35:42,399 --> 00:35:46,528 and as far as we know, we here at KDIM are the last station... 625 00:35:52,909 --> 00:35:56,538 Now, please calm down. There is no need to panic. 626 00:35:56,660 --> 00:35:59,788 - But she's yelling and screaming. - She's well into labor. 627 00:35:59,874 --> 00:36:01,376 Her water has broken. 628 00:36:01,454 --> 00:36:03,790 Congratulations. You're about to become a father. 629 00:36:04,045 --> 00:36:05,171 Oh, jeez. 630 00:36:05,297 --> 00:36:06,881 What am I supposed to do, doc? 631 00:36:07,132 --> 00:36:09,593 Fortunately for everyone, you don't need to do anything 632 00:36:09,676 --> 00:36:11,177 except comfort your wife. 633 00:36:11,428 --> 00:36:13,930 - Well, go. - Oh, yeah. Thanks. 634 00:36:19,644 --> 00:36:21,646 We're gonna die! I know it! 635 00:36:21,771 --> 00:36:23,648 Will you shut up? 636 00:36:24,482 --> 00:36:27,527 Rollie, did you hear what that witch said to me? 637 00:36:27,986 --> 00:36:30,488 Rollie, do something about it. 638 00:36:30,739 --> 00:36:34,117 I'm your wife. I'm the princess of Tervia. 639 00:36:34,409 --> 00:36:35,827 Wanda, shut up. 640 00:36:36,077 --> 00:36:38,371 Guys, guys, please. 641 00:36:38,596 --> 00:36:41,374 Will everybody just take it easy, please? 642 00:36:41,499 --> 00:36:46,421 Rick and T.C. can nail everything down and we can sit tight. 643 00:36:46,671 --> 00:36:49,758 It's the best we can do. It's the only thing we can do. 644 00:36:52,344 --> 00:36:54,179 We're gonna die, I know it! 645 00:36:54,429 --> 00:36:56,348 - Lady... - Shut up! 646 00:36:57,098 --> 00:36:58,600 Come on, Rick. 647 00:36:58,683 --> 00:37:00,852 - You got that, T.C.? - Yeah, I got it. 648 00:37:02,479 --> 00:37:04,731 Rick, do something about that window. 649 00:37:04,856 --> 00:37:06,733 Magnum, put this water on to boil. 650 00:37:06,816 --> 00:37:08,985 Boil water. I saw that in a movie once. 651 00:37:09,110 --> 00:37:10,528 Rick, please! 652 00:37:10,779 --> 00:37:12,656 You sure you know what you're doing? 653 00:37:12,906 --> 00:37:14,949 I know precisely what I'm doing. 654 00:37:16,242 --> 00:37:18,870 It's time. Scrub up, lads, and join me in the den. 655 00:37:18,995 --> 00:37:21,915 Wait. What about the guy that's supposed to kill Robin? 656 00:37:21,998 --> 00:37:24,084 - What are we supposed to do? - Nothing. The baby's coming. 657 00:37:24,284 --> 00:37:25,577 Mr. Masters isn't. 658 00:37:25,627 --> 00:37:29,172 Wait. Will you just wait, Higgins? That's just it. 659 00:37:29,255 --> 00:37:31,049 Robin is already here. 660 00:37:31,341 --> 00:37:32,509 What? 661 00:37:32,759 --> 00:37:36,054 He's been here all along. 662 00:37:36,137 --> 00:37:39,516 And you didn't tell me? What the bloody hell is that? 663 00:37:39,766 --> 00:37:41,893 - A Walther PPK. - I know that. 664 00:37:41,976 --> 00:37:45,355 Like I said, no one here has ever really been in any danger. 665 00:37:45,605 --> 00:37:49,442 What about me, staring down the barrel of a 12-gauge shotgun? 666 00:37:49,734 --> 00:37:52,487 Oh. Good point. Nobody's perfect. 667 00:37:52,695 --> 00:37:55,699 Anyway don't worry, Higgins. I have another plan. 668 00:37:55,907 --> 00:37:57,200 Perfect, no doubt. 669 00:38:09,504 --> 00:38:11,381 - Wanda. - Yeah? 670 00:38:11,464 --> 00:38:13,758 Oh, uh, I mean Your Highness. 671 00:38:13,883 --> 00:38:14,968 Yeah? 672 00:38:15,093 --> 00:38:17,679 - Where is everybody? - Gone. 673 00:38:18,847 --> 00:38:20,348 Where? 674 00:38:21,224 --> 00:38:26,479 I don't know. Not my night to watch. The storm probably blew 'em away. 675 00:38:28,106 --> 00:38:30,316 Your Highness, I need your help. 676 00:38:30,650 --> 00:38:33,653 You need help? We all need help. 677 00:38:33,778 --> 00:38:36,948 We're all gonna die here. Drown like rats. 678 00:38:37,574 --> 00:38:42,036 Yes. Your Highness, may I be direct with you? 679 00:38:45,248 --> 00:38:48,460 I don't know. What did you have in mind? 680 00:38:51,087 --> 00:38:54,716 Look. Um... I'm a private investigator 681 00:38:54,841 --> 00:38:57,385 and I have been retained for the express purpose 682 00:38:57,510 --> 00:38:59,679 of protecting Robin Masters' life. 683 00:39:01,222 --> 00:39:04,100 What's to protect? He's not even here. 684 00:39:04,184 --> 00:39:07,061 Yes, he is, Your Highness. He's here in the house. 685 00:39:07,145 --> 00:39:09,689 And I have information that one of the guests... 686 00:39:11,483 --> 00:39:13,193 is trying to kill him. 687 00:39:16,279 --> 00:39:19,032 Kill him? The party wasn't that bad. 688 00:39:20,575 --> 00:39:25,914 Look. You can help me by just keeping your eyes and ears open. 689 00:39:25,997 --> 00:39:27,290 I trust you. 690 00:39:29,667 --> 00:39:32,003 I'm going to try and round everybody else up 691 00:39:32,086 --> 00:39:34,047 and get them back in here, okay? 692 00:39:34,255 --> 00:39:36,925 Sure. No problem. 693 00:39:38,718 --> 00:39:41,012 Hey, Mr. Private Investigator. 694 00:39:42,055 --> 00:39:44,140 Where do you have him hidden? 695 00:39:49,229 --> 00:39:52,065 Upstairs. In the bedroom. 696 00:40:09,374 --> 00:40:10,708 Pssst! 697 00:40:11,000 --> 00:40:13,169 You startled me, laddie. 698 00:40:13,294 --> 00:40:14,712 Sorry, Mr. MacPherson. 699 00:40:14,796 --> 00:40:17,882 - Listen, you got a minute? - Aye, plenty of them. 700 00:40:18,424 --> 00:40:21,469 I'm a private investigator. I'm retained by your boss. 701 00:40:21,553 --> 00:40:23,930 Somebody at this party is trying to kill him. 702 00:40:24,013 --> 00:40:26,891 He asked me to tell you he's stashed upstairs in his bedroom. 703 00:40:26,975 --> 00:40:28,852 Here's what I'd like you to do. 704 00:40:32,564 --> 00:40:36,234 Duke. I need your help. 705 00:40:37,569 --> 00:40:40,238 What are you talking about? You got the punk, didn't you? 706 00:40:40,321 --> 00:40:44,200 Yeah, but not whoever is out to kill Robin. 707 00:40:44,409 --> 00:40:45,827 What? 708 00:40:46,077 --> 00:40:48,204 Look, I'm a private investigator 709 00:40:48,329 --> 00:40:52,458 and I'm retained for the express purpose of protecting Robin Masters' life. 710 00:40:52,584 --> 00:40:54,961 But Robbie is not here. 711 00:40:58,298 --> 00:41:00,633 That's what everybody thinks. 712 00:41:09,851 --> 00:41:11,144 Prince, that you? 713 00:41:14,272 --> 00:41:18,943 Well, I'm a private investigator retained by Robin Masters. 714 00:41:27,660 --> 00:41:30,371 Remember, Robin trusts you. 715 00:41:30,455 --> 00:41:33,583 - Not a word to anyone. - I promise, darling. 716 00:41:35,043 --> 00:41:37,879 This entire episode reminds me so much 717 00:41:37,962 --> 00:41:41,215 of the plot of one of Robin's earlier works, 718 00:41:41,299 --> 00:41:43,718 Blood Of The August Kitten. 719 00:41:43,843 --> 00:41:45,386 Mm. 720 00:41:45,470 --> 00:41:47,221 Where do you have him? 721 00:41:49,557 --> 00:41:51,309 If you can't tell me... 722 00:41:53,102 --> 00:41:56,064 Upstairs. In the bedroom. 723 00:41:57,273 --> 00:41:58,431 How appropriate. 724 00:42:15,041 --> 00:42:18,002 Ah! Goodness! Don't do that! 725 00:42:19,170 --> 00:42:23,174 You know better than to sneak up on the back of me like that. 726 00:42:28,096 --> 00:42:30,223 Keep it up. Steady as you go. 727 00:42:30,348 --> 00:42:32,183 Now, breathe regularly. 728 00:42:33,935 --> 00:42:35,603 That's it. 729 00:42:36,437 --> 00:42:40,316 Now, one, two, three, blow. That's it. 730 00:42:40,650 --> 00:42:42,652 That's it, baby. That's it. 731 00:42:43,236 --> 00:42:46,239 - How's it going? - Our plan is doing fine. Yours? 732 00:42:46,322 --> 00:42:49,075 - It's all set. - I'm going to need some assistance. 733 00:42:51,160 --> 00:42:53,997 Well, sounds like it's time to go to work. 734 00:42:54,288 --> 00:42:56,916 - You gonna be all right? - Quite. Get on with your plan. 735 00:42:57,125 --> 00:42:59,252 Right. Bye. Good luck. 736 00:43:00,837 --> 00:43:02,964 Here. Right here. 737 00:43:04,507 --> 00:43:08,386 I need some water. She's sweating pretty bad. Gonna be all right. 738 00:43:20,982 --> 00:43:22,817 Push. Push. 739 00:43:26,112 --> 00:43:28,156 Relax. Now breathe. 740 00:43:30,950 --> 00:43:34,037 - Sounds good. - Now, relax. 741 00:43:35,538 --> 00:43:37,331 Now breathe. 742 00:43:38,332 --> 00:43:42,128 Now push. One, two, three, push. That's it, push. 743 00:43:44,005 --> 00:43:45,798 Fine, now relax. 744 00:43:47,550 --> 00:43:49,844 Now push. 745 00:43:49,927 --> 00:43:54,307 One, two, three, push, push. That's it. 746 00:43:54,515 --> 00:43:56,350 - I can't. I can't. - You must. 747 00:43:56,434 --> 00:43:58,978 Push. I can see it. I can see the baby's head. 748 00:43:59,187 --> 00:44:02,774 - I can't believe it! - Come on, lady, you can do it. 749 00:44:03,024 --> 00:44:06,819 - Push, push! - Push! Push! Push! 750 00:44:28,424 --> 00:44:30,551 Aaah... Coochy-coochy-coo. 751 00:44:30,635 --> 00:44:32,553 Coochy-coochy-coo? 752 00:44:32,637 --> 00:44:36,849 Already you're severely jeopardizing the child's emotional development. 753 00:44:37,058 --> 00:44:38,726 It's bad enough that you're holding him. 754 00:44:38,976 --> 00:44:40,686 Lighten up, Higgie baby. 755 00:44:40,937 --> 00:44:43,314 Rick gets along fine with kids and babies. 756 00:44:43,397 --> 00:44:46,109 They share many of the same characteristics. 757 00:44:46,400 --> 00:44:48,486 Come on, you guys. 758 00:44:48,611 --> 00:44:51,572 Yeah, she's right. What are you guys gonna name him? 759 00:45:05,211 --> 00:45:07,755 - Oh, my God. - What? What? 760 00:45:08,005 --> 00:45:09,966 She's going to have another child. 761 00:45:10,091 --> 00:45:12,301 Oh, my God. 762 00:45:39,495 --> 00:45:41,873 That's no way to treat an old friend. 763 00:45:46,252 --> 00:45:47,503 Why? 764 00:45:48,921 --> 00:45:55,386 Paris, March 1957. Rue Des Chanteuses. 765 00:45:55,595 --> 00:45:58,639 My dear, that was all a terrible misunderstanding. 766 00:45:58,764 --> 00:46:00,474 If I could just explain. 767 00:46:00,683 --> 00:46:01,893 No. 768 00:46:03,019 --> 00:46:05,730 - No, I couldn't bear it. - Please. 769 00:46:09,942 --> 00:46:12,361 That will be all, thank you. 770 00:46:36,844 --> 00:46:40,306 - Congratulations, young man. - Thanks, Doc. 771 00:46:40,890 --> 00:46:42,808 I mean, thanks a lot. 772 00:46:43,643 --> 00:46:46,270 Oh, boy, honey, this is gonna be a lot of diapers. 773 00:46:48,564 --> 00:46:51,067 I hope you're out of jail soon to enjoy your sons. 774 00:46:53,486 --> 00:46:56,364 - Would you like to hold the lads? - Yes. 775 00:46:56,739 --> 00:46:58,199 Gentlemen. 776 00:47:10,336 --> 00:47:11,796 What are you gonna call them? 777 00:47:12,004 --> 00:47:14,173 That's gonna be Louis Junior. 778 00:47:14,298 --> 00:47:17,260 And this little guy right here is gonna be named 779 00:47:17,385 --> 00:47:22,640 Jonathan Thomas Orville Theodore Blassingame. 780 00:47:22,890 --> 00:47:23,724 What? 781 00:47:25,101 --> 00:47:29,522 Speaking of lads, Higgins, where are your lads? 782 00:47:53,546 --> 00:47:56,424 Oh, my God!