1 00:00:01,572 --> 00:00:04,166 like you have never known in your life. 2 00:00:05,409 --> 00:00:07,468 Run, Waldo! I am running! 3 00:00:07,545 --> 00:00:09,012 I want to place a call person to person... 4 00:00:09,080 --> 00:00:10,638 to the President of the United States. 5 00:00:10,715 --> 00:00:13,081 There's nothing you can do but lie in bed and contemplate... 6 00:00:13,150 --> 00:00:15,015 the dire consequences of a hedonistic life. 7 00:00:16,187 --> 00:00:18,712 First you tell me that you're an insurance investigator... 8 00:00:18,789 --> 00:00:20,689 now you're telling me you're with the CIA? 9 00:00:20,750 --> 00:00:24,413 Neither Mr. Norris nor myself bear any resemblance to the dashing James Bond. 10 00:00:24,495 --> 00:00:27,123 Nevertheless, we are both professionals in the intelligence game. 11 00:03:19,670 --> 00:03:20,864 Hiya, fellas. 12 00:03:29,380 --> 00:03:32,872 In Paradise, each day is as gentle as the last. 13 00:03:33,217 --> 00:03:35,617 Life flows easily from one moment into the next... 14 00:03:35,686 --> 00:03:38,246 quietly washing away limits and boundaries... 15 00:03:38,689 --> 00:03:40,850 until you think there are no rules at all. 16 00:03:41,559 --> 00:03:42,685 That's a mistake. 17 00:03:43,027 --> 00:03:46,622 There's at least one rule I'd promised myself I'd never forget. 18 00:03:47,064 --> 00:03:48,895 If you're going to jump off a cliff... 19 00:03:49,333 --> 00:03:51,096 be sure you're ready to fly. 20 00:03:52,236 --> 00:03:54,500 You said you'd never go hang-gliding. 21 00:03:54,939 --> 00:03:57,772 Said it was too dangerous. That's what you said. 22 00:03:57,841 --> 00:03:59,706 Oh, look, a guy can change his mind, can't he? 23 00:03:59,777 --> 00:04:01,404 I just thought it'd be good for business. 24 00:04:01,478 --> 00:04:03,275 What's her name? 25 00:04:03,681 --> 00:04:06,445 See, you automatically assume that it's a woman. 26 00:04:06,684 --> 00:04:08,481 I just thought if I learned how to hang-glide... 27 00:04:08,552 --> 00:04:10,952 I could, you know, sneak up on people. 28 00:04:11,222 --> 00:04:13,486 Is she blonde or brunette? 29 00:04:13,857 --> 00:04:14,915 T.C. 30 00:04:16,660 --> 00:04:18,093 Bingo! Brunette. 31 00:04:19,129 --> 00:04:21,120 Hello, Thomas. Hi, Savannah. 32 00:04:22,032 --> 00:04:23,056 Feeling better? 33 00:04:23,133 --> 00:04:24,122 Well... 34 00:04:25,502 --> 00:04:27,595 Oh, don't answer that! Thomas Magnum's room. 35 00:04:29,006 --> 00:04:30,974 A Mr. Higgins. 36 00:04:32,543 --> 00:04:35,444 That is the fourth time today he has called to yell at me. 37 00:04:35,512 --> 00:04:37,605 Hello, Higgins. How wonderful to hear from you. 38 00:04:37,681 --> 00:04:40,172 I can't stay anyway. I'll let you talk to your friends. 39 00:04:40,251 --> 00:04:42,014 No, no, this won't take long. Magnum? 40 00:04:42,086 --> 00:04:45,055 I signed up for a diving class. I don't want to be late. 41 00:04:45,122 --> 00:04:46,453 Two seconds, I promise. 42 00:04:46,523 --> 00:04:48,514 Magnum, for God's sakes, are you there? 43 00:04:48,592 --> 00:04:50,492 Yes, Higgins. I'm here. 44 00:04:50,561 --> 00:04:51,994 You promised me over a month ago... 45 00:04:52,062 --> 00:04:54,121 that you would handle the security for the exhibit. 46 00:04:54,198 --> 00:04:57,599 Now, with less than three days to find a replacement, you pull out. 47 00:04:57,668 --> 00:04:59,966 Higgins, you make it sound like I broke my shoulder on purpose. 48 00:05:00,037 --> 00:05:01,561 I should have known better than to... 49 00:05:02,172 --> 00:05:04,640 count on you to keep your word. 50 00:05:04,742 --> 00:05:06,607 What? What? What did you say? 51 00:05:07,544 --> 00:05:10,741 I realize that culture and history have little meaning to you, Magnum... 52 00:05:10,814 --> 00:05:13,180 but the preservation of the Aloha Historical Society... 53 00:05:13,250 --> 00:05:15,150 is of the utmost importance to Robin Masters. 54 00:05:15,219 --> 00:05:17,449 Higgins, I told you I'd get somebody to cover it. 55 00:05:17,521 --> 00:05:19,045 What are you doing? 56 00:05:19,123 --> 00:05:20,852 People from all over the... Damn! 57 00:05:22,626 --> 00:05:25,618 People from all over the world are coming to view this exhibit. 58 00:05:26,030 --> 00:05:27,429 You're eating, aren't you? 59 00:05:27,498 --> 00:05:29,227 You know how I hate hospital food... 60 00:05:29,300 --> 00:05:31,359 and you're doing this to drive me crazy. 61 00:05:31,435 --> 00:05:32,993 I am doing nothing of the kind. 62 00:05:33,170 --> 00:05:34,967 What is it? Cream puffs? 63 00:05:35,306 --> 00:05:37,103 The kind with the chocolate filling? Cream puffs? 64 00:05:37,174 --> 00:05:39,005 I really have to go. 65 00:05:39,076 --> 00:05:41,044 No, I wanna talk to you about something. 66 00:05:41,178 --> 00:05:44,443 There is nothing for you to tell me except the name of your replacement. 67 00:05:44,548 --> 00:05:46,607 Bye, Thomas. No! 68 00:05:46,750 --> 00:05:48,775 Then there's nothing further for us to discuss. 69 00:05:48,852 --> 00:05:49,841 No, wait- 70 00:05:49,920 --> 00:05:51,148 Higgins? All right! 71 00:05:51,221 --> 00:05:52,210 Higgins? 72 00:05:52,289 --> 00:05:53,313 Beginner's luck. 73 00:05:57,861 --> 00:06:00,295 The next time I get a crazy idea to take lessons... 74 00:06:00,364 --> 00:06:02,491 will one of you two guys please stop me? 75 00:06:02,766 --> 00:06:05,098 We tried, Thomas, but you said you knew what you were doing. 76 00:06:05,169 --> 00:06:07,034 And you believed me? 77 00:06:07,104 --> 00:06:08,093 Don't answer that! 78 00:06:09,740 --> 00:06:12,265 You can't avoid your responsibilities, Thomas. 79 00:06:12,576 --> 00:06:14,669 Look, all I need is for one of you two guys... 80 00:06:14,745 --> 00:06:16,269 to baby-sit the photographs for me. 81 00:06:16,347 --> 00:06:17,780 You can even take turns. 82 00:06:17,848 --> 00:06:20,578 Man, I ain't cut out for this security business. 83 00:06:21,018 --> 00:06:22,042 Rick? 84 00:06:22,119 --> 00:06:23,177 Not me, buddy. 85 00:06:23,587 --> 00:06:25,145 Don't answer that! 86 00:06:28,392 --> 00:06:30,553 Magnum's Body Shop. Tell him I'm not here. 87 00:06:30,728 --> 00:06:31,752 Who? 88 00:06:31,829 --> 00:06:33,296 Tell him I'm in surgery. 89 00:06:33,364 --> 00:06:35,264 Yeah, he's here. T.C.! 90 00:06:35,966 --> 00:06:37,763 It's for you. It's the Club. 91 00:06:40,170 --> 00:06:41,194 Hello? 92 00:06:43,707 --> 00:06:45,937 Man, you seem quite a bit out of sorts. 93 00:06:46,510 --> 00:06:47,738 No, really? 94 00:06:48,879 --> 00:06:50,312 Waldo Norris? 95 00:06:50,714 --> 00:06:51,908 Who's Waldo Norris? 96 00:06:52,516 --> 00:06:54,950 It's got to be 15 years since I've seen him last. 97 00:06:56,420 --> 00:06:58,411 Where's he at? I'll go pick him up. 98 00:06:59,356 --> 00:07:00,516 He's where? 99 00:07:01,158 --> 00:07:03,490 The last time that I saw you, I was bailing you out of jail... 100 00:07:03,560 --> 00:07:05,528 and you promised me that it wouldn't happen again. 101 00:07:05,596 --> 00:07:08,087 I'm sorry, Orville. I just didn't know who else to call. 102 00:07:08,165 --> 00:07:09,962 How can you throw your life away like this? 103 00:07:10,033 --> 00:07:11,432 You got everything going for you. 104 00:07:11,502 --> 00:07:13,026 You're smart. You're funny. 105 00:07:13,170 --> 00:07:14,159 I'm short. 106 00:07:14,638 --> 00:07:16,731 You could be anything you wanna be. 107 00:07:16,807 --> 00:07:18,297 And here you are, a common thief. 108 00:07:18,375 --> 00:07:21,344 Oh, that hurts, Orville. How can you say that about me? 109 00:07:21,678 --> 00:07:23,942 Just look at the police report. Breaking and entering? 110 00:07:24,014 --> 00:07:25,845 Oh, sure, take the police's side of it. 111 00:07:25,916 --> 00:07:27,281 Don't even listen to my side. 112 00:07:27,351 --> 00:07:29,251 If they tell you that I'm breaking and entering... 113 00:07:29,319 --> 00:07:31,253 go ahead, just assume I'm breaking and entering. 114 00:07:31,822 --> 00:07:34,518 Waldo, what were you doing? 115 00:07:37,161 --> 00:07:38,560 Breaking and entering. 116 00:07:40,631 --> 00:07:43,361 But Orville, it's not what it looks like. 117 00:07:43,734 --> 00:07:45,895 Will you just listen to me for one second? 118 00:07:50,541 --> 00:07:52,736 Waldo, you're putting me on. 119 00:07:52,910 --> 00:07:55,208 Insurance investigator? 120 00:07:55,712 --> 00:07:58,875 Yeah, well, it's not a glamorous job, but it pays well. 121 00:07:59,616 --> 00:08:01,709 Since when does an insurance investigator... 122 00:08:01,785 --> 00:08:04,652 dress up like a cat burglar and break into people's homes? 123 00:08:04,721 --> 00:08:07,781 Well, it's not exactly a home. It's more like a museum. 124 00:08:08,559 --> 00:08:10,390 It belongs to these people named Vanderville. 125 00:08:10,461 --> 00:08:12,122 They're trying to convert it into a... 126 00:08:12,296 --> 00:08:14,560 What do you call it? Historical site. 127 00:08:15,032 --> 00:08:18,058 They came over about a month ago with a bunch of antiques. 128 00:08:18,135 --> 00:08:20,228 Said they were gonna display them to the public. 129 00:08:20,304 --> 00:08:22,295 Only one of them turned up missing. 130 00:08:22,806 --> 00:08:25,070 You ever heard of a place called Meissen? No. 131 00:08:25,576 --> 00:08:27,305 Well, it's a place in Germany where they've made... 132 00:08:27,377 --> 00:08:31,074 antique china figurines since about 1700. 133 00:08:31,748 --> 00:08:34,546 Well, these Vandervilles had one dated 1810. 134 00:08:34,885 --> 00:08:36,614 Said it got lost in the move. 135 00:08:36,687 --> 00:08:39,781 Henderson-Aames doesn't think so. That's where I come in. 136 00:08:39,857 --> 00:08:42,417 Well, who's Henderson-Aames? Not who. What? 137 00:08:42,493 --> 00:08:44,654 Henderson-Aames is an insurance company. 138 00:08:44,728 --> 00:08:46,787 They want me to prove the figurine is in the house. 139 00:08:46,864 --> 00:08:47,922 So you broke in? 140 00:08:47,998 --> 00:08:50,364 I thought I could get in, get a photograph and get out. 141 00:08:50,434 --> 00:08:53,528 No one would be the wiser. It sounded good. 142 00:08:53,670 --> 00:08:55,103 Didn't work out that way. 143 00:08:55,172 --> 00:08:57,197 Hey, I'm just sorry to have involved you, Orville. 144 00:08:57,274 --> 00:08:59,139 Hey, what're old friends for? 145 00:08:59,343 --> 00:09:01,709 You got any other good ideas that maybe I should know about? 146 00:09:01,778 --> 00:09:04,872 No, no, I'm gonna get that figurine by shuffling paperwork. 147 00:09:04,948 --> 00:09:06,916 It might take me a lot longer... 148 00:09:06,984 --> 00:09:10,078 but from now on this case is nothing but routine and paperwork... 149 00:09:10,287 --> 00:09:11,811 paperwork and routine. 150 00:09:14,858 --> 00:09:16,018 Look out! 151 00:09:18,662 --> 00:09:20,596 Run, Waldo! I am running! 152 00:09:31,375 --> 00:09:33,240 Cross at the corner, you jerks! 153 00:09:49,492 --> 00:09:50,857 Rick once told me that... 154 00:09:50,927 --> 00:09:53,452 the little people were God's chosen people. 155 00:09:53,896 --> 00:09:56,364 Like leprechauns, lucky to have around. 156 00:09:57,266 --> 00:09:59,757 I guess that depends on your definition of luck. 157 00:10:00,169 --> 00:10:03,138 I told you, Waldo, we should have gone to the police yesterday. 158 00:10:03,473 --> 00:10:05,065 What can the police do? 159 00:10:05,141 --> 00:10:07,405 They can take a description. Show you pictures. 160 00:10:07,477 --> 00:10:09,308 You think they're gonna listen to me? 161 00:10:09,378 --> 00:10:11,039 They think I'm a... 162 00:10:11,147 --> 00:10:12,876 What did you call it? Common thief. 163 00:10:12,949 --> 00:10:16,043 Oh, Waldo. No, we're not gonna go to the police. 164 00:10:16,118 --> 00:10:20,054 Some guy's shooting at me, and I wanna know who it is. 165 00:10:20,122 --> 00:10:22,215 I know who it is. 166 00:10:23,125 --> 00:10:24,114 You do? 167 00:10:24,227 --> 00:10:27,492 Some guy the Vandervilles sent to scare me off the case. 168 00:10:27,864 --> 00:10:31,163 Only we don't intimidate that easily, do we, Orville? 169 00:10:33,503 --> 00:10:34,993 "We?" 170 00:10:35,104 --> 00:10:36,469 What do you mean, "we"? 171 00:10:36,706 --> 00:10:40,142 Well, I was just thinking, maybe you could help me. 172 00:10:40,943 --> 00:10:41,967 No! 173 00:10:42,979 --> 00:10:44,537 N- O, no! 174 00:10:44,680 --> 00:10:46,272 You don't have to go in with me. 175 00:10:46,349 --> 00:10:48,374 I just need to get back inside. 176 00:10:48,818 --> 00:10:51,787 You said paperwork and routine. No breaking in. 177 00:10:51,854 --> 00:10:54,186 That was before someone started shooting at me. 178 00:10:54,257 --> 00:10:56,316 You can see how that would change things. 179 00:10:57,927 --> 00:11:00,555 Well, why don't you call Henderson and... Aames. 180 00:11:00,630 --> 00:11:03,064 And Aames, and tell them you're off the case. 181 00:11:05,902 --> 00:11:06,994 You're right. 182 00:11:07,603 --> 00:11:09,833 I've imposed on you too much already. 183 00:11:11,173 --> 00:11:14,404 You bailed me outta jail and you put me up at your place. 184 00:11:15,978 --> 00:11:18,173 What? No, what? 185 00:11:19,115 --> 00:11:22,676 Oh, it's just that staying here with you reminds me of Taylor Street. 186 00:11:22,885 --> 00:11:24,682 Do you remember Taylor Street? 187 00:11:25,655 --> 00:11:27,782 Yeah, I remember Taylor Street. 188 00:11:28,424 --> 00:11:32,520 There was this kid. He couldn't have been more than 16 years old. 189 00:11:32,595 --> 00:11:35,894 Kind of looked like you, Orville, only more innocent-like. 190 00:11:36,532 --> 00:11:39,797 Well, one day he comes to me and he says he's in trouble. 191 00:11:40,303 --> 00:11:43,568 He says that some guy is out to break his fingers. 192 00:11:43,839 --> 00:11:46,706 Says he wouldn't come to me, except I'm his best friend. 193 00:11:47,176 --> 00:11:50,111 Anyway, he wants me to go out, risk my own neck... 194 00:11:50,179 --> 00:11:54,172 to get my hands on some cash before the guy with the bad temper finds him. 195 00:11:54,951 --> 00:11:58,512 'Course, back in those days, you did what you could to help a pal. 196 00:11:59,956 --> 00:12:01,685 So, anyway, I go out and I get the money. 197 00:12:01,757 --> 00:12:04,021 A nickel here, a dime there. 198 00:12:04,093 --> 00:12:05,492 Funny thing. 199 00:12:06,028 --> 00:12:08,929 That kid today, he's a big shot. 200 00:12:09,532 --> 00:12:11,432 Runs a fancy club. 201 00:12:12,902 --> 00:12:14,597 Who would've thought it? 202 00:12:17,006 --> 00:12:19,474 Okay, Waldo. What do you want me to do? 203 00:12:21,077 --> 00:12:24,046 I know where I made a mistake with the alarm system. 204 00:12:24,246 --> 00:12:25,975 I think I can get in... 205 00:12:26,282 --> 00:12:28,443 and get out. But I don't know how much time I have. 206 00:12:28,517 --> 00:12:31,281 I want to be prepared. If you get caught... 207 00:12:31,354 --> 00:12:33,618 I won't get caught, if I know where I'm going. 208 00:12:33,689 --> 00:12:35,179 I need a floor plan. 209 00:12:38,361 --> 00:12:39,988 The grounds are even more impressive... 210 00:12:40,062 --> 00:12:41,427 than I had imagined. 211 00:12:41,497 --> 00:12:43,328 They're certainly adequate for our little exhibit. 212 00:12:44,500 --> 00:12:46,661 You're far too modest, Mr. Higgins. 213 00:12:46,769 --> 00:12:49,738 This collection of artists' drawings and architect renderings... 214 00:12:49,805 --> 00:12:52,865 should hardly be referred to as a little exhibit. 215 00:12:53,009 --> 00:12:55,705 Still, to have attracted the attention of the Smithsonian... 216 00:12:55,778 --> 00:12:57,803 that's an honor I had not anticipated. 217 00:12:57,880 --> 00:13:00,075 Well, where do I begin? 218 00:13:00,316 --> 00:13:03,717 Well, I've catalogued the sketches by island and year. 219 00:13:04,286 --> 00:13:06,777 I would be most happy to go through them with you. 220 00:13:07,089 --> 00:13:09,956 No need for me to take up any more of your time. 221 00:13:10,092 --> 00:13:11,320 I don't mind. 222 00:13:12,895 --> 00:13:16,422 No, I'm sure the sketches will speak eloquently for themselves. 223 00:13:17,266 --> 00:13:19,996 Yes. Yes, you're quite right. 224 00:13:21,337 --> 00:13:24,704 Oh, and on the day of the exhibit, if you'd be so kind... 225 00:13:24,774 --> 00:13:26,742 to pose with one or two of the sketches... 226 00:13:26,809 --> 00:13:30,802 I'm sure our readers will want to get a look at the man behind the event. 227 00:13:31,047 --> 00:13:33,311 Certainly. Anything I can do to be of help. 228 00:13:37,720 --> 00:13:41,156 Well, I'll let you get on with your work. 229 00:13:41,857 --> 00:13:45,088 Oh, and when I'm through, if you would join me for a brandy. 230 00:13:45,428 --> 00:13:48,261 It's not every day I run across someone who shares my love... 231 00:13:48,330 --> 00:13:50,890 for Hawaiian history and architecture. 232 00:13:51,067 --> 00:13:52,694 It would be my great pleasure. 233 00:14:24,600 --> 00:14:25,965 Hiya, fellas. 234 00:14:29,538 --> 00:14:31,733 I really wish you'd reconsider Thomas. 235 00:14:32,007 --> 00:14:33,497 I can show you excitement... 236 00:14:33,576 --> 00:14:35,942 like you have never known in your life. 237 00:14:36,011 --> 00:14:38,002 Savannah- You can watch me until... 238 00:14:38,080 --> 00:14:41,379 you are completely confident. And then we'll do it together. 239 00:14:41,617 --> 00:14:43,983 We are not going to do it at all. 240 00:14:44,253 --> 00:14:46,187 I like to do it face to face. 241 00:14:46,722 --> 00:14:50,453 It is so wonderful to watch your partner's expression... 242 00:14:50,526 --> 00:14:53,859 with heart pounding, ears ringing... 243 00:14:54,296 --> 00:14:57,629 falling together through space until that moment... 244 00:14:57,933 --> 00:15:00,834 when your body is jerked upward and shudders- 245 00:15:00,903 --> 00:15:03,929 Savannah! As the chute catches and you float... 246 00:15:04,006 --> 00:15:05,667 gently to the ground. 247 00:15:06,809 --> 00:15:10,301 I am not going up in an airplane so you can push me out. 248 00:15:10,579 --> 00:15:12,809 It's perfectly safe. Safe? 249 00:15:13,048 --> 00:15:14,777 Are you kidding? 250 00:15:15,484 --> 00:15:17,315 You're nervous. No. 251 00:15:17,586 --> 00:15:19,713 No, you don't understand. Of course, I understand. 252 00:15:19,789 --> 00:15:21,256 Everyone's nervous the first time. 253 00:15:21,323 --> 00:15:22,881 No, you don't understand. 254 00:15:22,958 --> 00:15:24,983 This is not my first time. 255 00:15:25,060 --> 00:15:27,119 I did my share of jumping out of planes in the Navy. 256 00:15:27,196 --> 00:15:29,562 It did not give me a thrill. I don't like it. 257 00:15:29,832 --> 00:15:32,630 I'll go with you. You stay out of this. 258 00:15:35,004 --> 00:15:36,164 Well... 259 00:15:36,505 --> 00:15:38,632 if you change your mind, let me know. 260 00:15:38,707 --> 00:15:40,402 You don't have to go yet. 261 00:15:40,876 --> 00:15:42,241 Visiting hours are over. 262 00:15:42,311 --> 00:15:43,744 Savannah? 263 00:15:45,514 --> 00:15:48,210 Maybe, we could figure out... 264 00:15:48,350 --> 00:15:50,614 something else that we could do together. 265 00:15:52,955 --> 00:15:54,422 Bye, Thomas. 266 00:15:56,358 --> 00:15:57,450 Bye. 267 00:16:02,031 --> 00:16:03,293 How about a game? 268 00:16:03,799 --> 00:16:04,993 Sure. Why not? 269 00:16:05,067 --> 00:16:06,295 You mean it? 270 00:16:11,807 --> 00:16:14,867 The Vandervilles owned it since 1947. 271 00:16:14,944 --> 00:16:16,434 It was sold six months ago. 272 00:16:16,545 --> 00:16:18,410 Who bought it from the Vandervilles? 273 00:16:19,315 --> 00:16:22,148 Torpo Corporation. William Shuler, President. 274 00:16:22,718 --> 00:16:23,707 Thanks. 275 00:16:25,421 --> 00:16:28,948 Miss, who owned it before 1947? 276 00:16:31,360 --> 00:16:33,021 Garth Braden. 277 00:16:33,762 --> 00:16:35,696 Thanks again. You're welcome. 278 00:16:42,104 --> 00:16:45,073 One thing I've learned being a private investigator... 279 00:16:45,140 --> 00:16:47,734 never believe anything anyone tells you. 280 00:16:48,277 --> 00:16:50,074 Unless you think it's true. 281 00:16:50,312 --> 00:16:52,837 Waldo's story sounded a little far-fetched to me... 282 00:16:52,915 --> 00:16:54,576 but then, I'm not Rick. 283 00:16:54,917 --> 00:16:57,408 And Rick was sure that as soon as he checked it out... 284 00:16:57,519 --> 00:17:00,010 he'd see that Waldo was telling him the truth. 285 00:17:05,461 --> 00:17:08,658 Of course, Rick can be wrong, too. 286 00:17:17,506 --> 00:17:20,031 I find it hard to believe that any friend of yours... 287 00:17:20,109 --> 00:17:21,872 is a photographer for the Smithsonian. 288 00:17:21,977 --> 00:17:23,569 He told you he was with the Smithsonian? 289 00:17:23,646 --> 00:17:25,546 He showed me his identification. 290 00:17:25,614 --> 00:17:27,639 I can't believe he's doing it again. 291 00:17:29,385 --> 00:17:30,750 Mr. Norris? 292 00:17:32,121 --> 00:17:33,110 How odd! 293 00:17:34,089 --> 00:17:36,080 I wonder where he could have gotten to? 294 00:17:36,158 --> 00:17:37,989 Looks like he went out through the double doors. 295 00:17:38,060 --> 00:17:41,427 Don't be ridiculous. He'd never have gotten past the lads. 296 00:17:43,766 --> 00:17:45,631 Oh, my God! 297 00:17:50,739 --> 00:17:54,140 It's gone. The 1923 sketch of the Braden Estate is missing. 298 00:17:54,343 --> 00:17:55,970 Braden? Garth Braden? 299 00:17:57,346 --> 00:17:59,246 What are you doing? Telephoning the police. 300 00:17:59,315 --> 00:18:01,146 Valuable property has been stolen from the estate... 301 00:18:01,216 --> 00:18:02,740 and I intend to report it immediately. 302 00:18:02,818 --> 00:18:04,217 Wait, Higgins, he's a friend of mine. 303 00:18:04,286 --> 00:18:06,311 I'll find the sketch. I'll get it back for you. 304 00:18:06,388 --> 00:18:09,016 Do you have any idea how much that drawing is worth? 305 00:18:09,091 --> 00:18:12,117 I'm sure there's a very good reason Waldo borrowed it. 306 00:18:12,528 --> 00:18:13,722 "Borrowed it?" 307 00:18:13,829 --> 00:18:17,321 Bribed the lads and crept away like a thief in the night. 308 00:18:17,399 --> 00:18:19,196 Just don't call the police. 309 00:18:25,908 --> 00:18:28,433 Oh, hi, Orville. Don't "Hi, Orville" me, Waldo. 310 00:18:28,510 --> 00:18:30,171 I need some answers to some questions. 311 00:18:30,245 --> 00:18:31,576 Well, I'm on my way out. 312 00:18:31,647 --> 00:18:33,114 Where's the sketch? What sketch? 313 00:18:33,182 --> 00:18:35,582 The Braden sketch. What did you do with Higgins' picture? 314 00:18:35,651 --> 00:18:39,143 Oh, I had to borrow it. I hope I didn't inconvenience that nice Mr. Higgins any. 315 00:18:39,221 --> 00:18:41,951 Inconvenience? Is that how you describe lying and stealing? 316 00:18:42,024 --> 00:18:43,651 Look, I'm sorry. I just gotta get going. 317 00:18:43,726 --> 00:18:45,990 You're not going anywhere until you tell me what's going on. 318 00:18:46,061 --> 00:18:47,050 Orville! 319 00:18:47,129 --> 00:18:48,653 Henderson... Aames. 320 00:18:48,731 --> 00:18:50,858 Henderson-Aames Insurance Company. They never heard of you. 321 00:18:50,933 --> 00:18:52,161 No? No. 322 00:18:52,234 --> 00:18:53,223 I can explain. 323 00:18:53,302 --> 00:18:54,894 Oh, good. And while you're explaining that... 324 00:18:55,004 --> 00:18:56,631 maybe you can explain how the Vandervilles... 325 00:18:56,705 --> 00:18:59,503 could have possibly filed an insurance claim a month ago. 326 00:18:59,675 --> 00:19:02,974 They sold that place and moved to Vermont last spring, Waldo. 327 00:19:03,312 --> 00:19:05,678 Now, come on. I'm listening, you explain that. 328 00:19:10,786 --> 00:19:12,583 I didn't wanna have to tell you this. 329 00:19:12,654 --> 00:19:15,316 The company prefers that we keep a cover at all times. 330 00:19:15,391 --> 00:19:17,985 Even with our families and our close friends. 331 00:19:18,894 --> 00:19:20,327 What company? 332 00:19:21,096 --> 00:19:22,654 I'm with the CIA. 333 00:19:23,632 --> 00:19:24,963 Come on, Waldo. 334 00:19:25,034 --> 00:19:27,798 First you tell me that you're an insurance investigator. 335 00:19:27,870 --> 00:19:30,270 Then you tell Higgins that you're with the Smithsonian. 336 00:19:30,339 --> 00:19:32,136 Now you're telling me you're with the CIA? 337 00:19:32,207 --> 00:19:33,936 I know it's a little hard to believe. 338 00:19:34,143 --> 00:19:35,804 A little hard! 339 00:19:39,615 --> 00:19:41,606 Don't they have a height requirement? 340 00:19:41,984 --> 00:19:44,214 Actually, my height works to my advantage. 341 00:19:44,286 --> 00:19:47,255 I can get into places that ordinary men can't fit into. 342 00:19:47,423 --> 00:19:49,755 And thanks to this sketch I got from Mr. Higgins... 343 00:19:49,825 --> 00:19:51,588 I'll be able to get inside that house... 344 00:19:51,660 --> 00:19:54,128 and find the figurine before Stewart does. 345 00:19:54,196 --> 00:19:56,187 Who's Stew... Stewart. 346 00:19:56,265 --> 00:19:57,823 The guy that was shooting at us. 347 00:19:59,201 --> 00:20:01,635 A Meissen figurine was smuggled out of Germany... 348 00:20:01,703 --> 00:20:04,069 in the final days of World War II. 349 00:20:04,139 --> 00:20:06,767 Inside is a document that names the location and numbers... 350 00:20:06,842 --> 00:20:08,867 of several Swiss bank accounts. 351 00:20:08,944 --> 00:20:11,344 If Stewart gets his hands on that figurine... 352 00:20:11,413 --> 00:20:13,881 that money will be funneled to a bunch of Nazi war criminals... 353 00:20:13,949 --> 00:20:15,211 in South America. 354 00:20:15,284 --> 00:20:18,549 Naturally, we'd like to find those accounts before he does. 355 00:20:21,924 --> 00:20:23,824 Where you going? Going to get my jacket. 356 00:20:23,892 --> 00:20:26,452 I don't know whether to believe you or not, but I'm going with you. 357 00:20:26,528 --> 00:20:29,759 No! I can't put you in any danger. 358 00:20:30,132 --> 00:20:31,656 I've got to do this on my own. 359 00:20:31,733 --> 00:20:33,360 I can't let you go out by yourself... 360 00:20:33,435 --> 00:20:36,563 with a giant like Stewart just waiting to blow you away. 361 00:20:53,194 --> 00:20:56,220 My dad once told me that life is a trick done with mirrors. 362 00:20:56,290 --> 00:20:59,418 You look at something from one direction, it looks like one thing. 363 00:20:59,493 --> 00:21:02,291 You turn it over, it looks like something else. 364 00:21:02,596 --> 00:21:03,893 I guess he was right. 365 00:21:03,964 --> 00:21:06,728 Sometimes it's hard to tell who's a real friend... 366 00:21:06,801 --> 00:21:08,996 and who's just an illusion in glass. 367 00:21:11,572 --> 00:21:13,767 I told you the police would buy that story. 368 00:21:13,841 --> 00:21:14,967 What are you doing? 369 00:21:15,042 --> 00:21:17,101 I mean, Stewart just looks like the kind of guy... 370 00:21:17,178 --> 00:21:19,203 you'd find dead in a parking lot. 371 00:21:19,280 --> 00:21:21,305 Could've been a drug deal, anything. 372 00:21:21,382 --> 00:21:22,508 What are you doing? 373 00:21:22,583 --> 00:21:25,381 Orville, whoever killed Stewart is after that figurine. 374 00:21:25,453 --> 00:21:27,284 I've got to get to it tonight. 375 00:21:27,354 --> 00:21:30,152 You're not going anywhere until I find out who you're working for. 376 00:21:30,224 --> 00:21:32,192 I told you who I'm working for. 377 00:21:32,259 --> 00:21:33,954 And the Agency will be very pleased... 378 00:21:34,028 --> 00:21:37,191 that you kept my name out of all this nasty business with Stewart. 379 00:21:40,434 --> 00:21:42,459 I didn't kill him, Orville. 380 00:21:42,536 --> 00:21:44,436 I gotta find that out for myself. 381 00:21:44,505 --> 00:21:46,598 And until I do, you're under house arrest. 382 00:21:46,674 --> 00:21:49,905 Why don't you call the CIA? They've got my personnel file. 383 00:21:51,145 --> 00:21:53,340 It's 3:00 a. M. In Washington, DC. 384 00:21:53,414 --> 00:21:55,177 I suspect, just suspect... 385 00:21:55,249 --> 00:21:57,444 that there's nobody in at the moment. 386 00:21:57,518 --> 00:21:59,315 You're not gonna lock me up here, are you? 387 00:21:59,386 --> 00:22:01,581 What, are you nuts? I'm sure you could break out of here... 388 00:22:01,655 --> 00:22:03,213 by the time I got my car in reverse. 389 00:22:03,290 --> 00:22:04,848 No, Waldo, I'm going to stash you... 390 00:22:04,925 --> 00:22:07,223 somewhere I know you're gonna be real, real safe. 391 00:22:07,294 --> 00:22:09,319 I ain't baby-sitting no pint-sized fugitive. 392 00:22:09,396 --> 00:22:10,385 Come on, T.C. 393 00:22:10,464 --> 00:22:13,228 All I'm asking you to do is to make sure nobody goes in or out of here... 394 00:22:13,300 --> 00:22:14,289 for a couple of hours. 395 00:22:14,368 --> 00:22:16,768 You got Higgins pulling guard duty. You don't need me. 396 00:22:16,837 --> 00:22:18,395 He slipped past Higgins once before. 397 00:22:18,472 --> 00:22:21,134 I can't take the chance of him slipping by him again. 398 00:22:22,309 --> 00:22:24,800 Look if the police implicate Waldo in this murder... 399 00:22:24,879 --> 00:22:26,210 they're gonna hold me as an accessory. 400 00:22:26,280 --> 00:22:29,215 If he pulls a vanishing act, that leaves me holding the bag. 401 00:22:29,483 --> 00:22:33,283 Oh, so good old Theodore Calvin gets to pull backup brigade. 402 00:22:33,721 --> 00:22:35,586 Who else can I call, T.C.? 403 00:22:38,893 --> 00:22:40,622 Two hours. Thanks. 404 00:22:41,128 --> 00:22:43,426 I'll be back. I promise. 405 00:22:45,466 --> 00:22:47,229 Wonder what he promised Higgins? 406 00:22:47,668 --> 00:22:49,499 Complete security duty for the exhibit. 407 00:22:49,570 --> 00:22:52,630 Orville promised you all that just to keep an eye on me? 408 00:22:52,706 --> 00:22:54,867 Not that it's any concern of yours. 409 00:22:54,942 --> 00:22:56,773 A fella likes to know what he's worth. 410 00:22:56,844 --> 00:22:58,004 As far as I'm concerned... 411 00:22:58,078 --> 00:23:00,342 impersonating a representative of the Smithsonian... 412 00:23:00,414 --> 00:23:02,678 is reason enough to have you incarcerated. 413 00:23:02,750 --> 00:23:05,412 However, your friend Rick seems determined to see that you are not... 414 00:23:05,486 --> 00:23:09,650 falsely accused of a crime, and since the Braden sketch has been returned... 415 00:23:11,825 --> 00:23:15,283 The Winslow drawing. What have you done with it? 416 00:23:15,930 --> 00:23:18,398 Sorry. I like to keep in shape. 417 00:23:24,939 --> 00:23:27,635 Torpo Corporation? Never heard of it. 418 00:23:27,708 --> 00:23:29,573 Does the name William Shuler ring a bell? 419 00:23:29,643 --> 00:23:32,043 He's the guy that bought that place. 420 00:23:32,513 --> 00:23:36,643 Rick, don't you think you're going to an awful lot of trouble for old Waldo? 421 00:23:36,717 --> 00:23:39,880 Especially since he has this nasty habit of lying to you. 422 00:23:39,954 --> 00:23:42,946 Maybe he isn't lying. Maybe he really does work for the CIA. 423 00:23:43,023 --> 00:23:45,116 Do you know how unlikely that is? 424 00:23:45,326 --> 00:23:47,191 Unlikely, but not impossible. 425 00:23:47,294 --> 00:23:49,888 He gave me this code word and he told me that he can gain access... 426 00:23:49,964 --> 00:23:52,398 into the company's computer anytime, day or night. 427 00:23:52,466 --> 00:23:55,765 If the code word works, we can go in and get the personnel file out... 428 00:23:55,836 --> 00:23:57,326 we'll know if he's telling the truth. 429 00:23:57,404 --> 00:24:00,635 If the code word doesn't work, well, we'll know he's lying, again. 430 00:24:00,708 --> 00:24:02,733 Again. Again. 431 00:24:02,810 --> 00:24:05,005 Rick, how can you be so naive? 432 00:24:05,079 --> 00:24:07,172 He gives you some exotic code word. 433 00:24:07,247 --> 00:24:09,943 Look, he knows you can't get into their computer. 434 00:24:10,017 --> 00:24:12,952 But that's where he's wrong. We can go through the NIA. 435 00:24:13,020 --> 00:24:14,385 And you can call Lieutenant Poole. 436 00:24:14,455 --> 00:24:16,184 She's in Washington. 437 00:24:16,357 --> 00:24:18,154 She is? Yes. 438 00:24:18,859 --> 00:24:22,056 Well, call somebody. Somebody should be able to get into that computer. 439 00:24:22,129 --> 00:24:24,097 I can. What? 440 00:24:24,164 --> 00:24:26,792 You can? Sure. My dad's company has a computer. 441 00:24:26,867 --> 00:24:28,061 I call it up all the time. 442 00:24:28,135 --> 00:24:31,104 You just plug this into here, like this, and call them up. 443 00:24:31,171 --> 00:24:35,267 You'll get the information on the television. All you need is the code word. 444 00:24:39,847 --> 00:24:43,647 O- R-R-I-S... 445 00:24:44,084 --> 00:24:46,882 W- A-L-D-O. It's working. Here it comes. 446 00:24:49,123 --> 00:24:51,853 Boston, Massachusetts, December 1941. 447 00:24:51,925 --> 00:24:53,756 "Yale." Yale? 448 00:24:54,662 --> 00:24:57,222 "Married 1964, Patricia Meyer Norris." 449 00:24:57,297 --> 00:25:00,095 "One child, boy, Spencer, born 1965." 450 00:25:00,434 --> 00:25:03,232 "Basketball scholarship, DePaul, 1983." 451 00:25:03,303 --> 00:25:04,668 Basketball? 452 00:25:04,905 --> 00:25:06,031 This is it. 453 00:25:07,007 --> 00:25:09,032 "Operative for the Central Intelligence Agency..." 454 00:25:09,109 --> 00:25:10,770 "since February, 1959." 455 00:25:10,944 --> 00:25:14,903 I can't believe it. Way back then, he was always working for the CIA. 456 00:25:15,683 --> 00:25:20,313 "Longshoreman, newspaper vendor, tour guide, actor." 457 00:25:20,421 --> 00:25:24,687 Well, "actor" is perhaps an exaggeration. I only made one picture. 458 00:25:24,758 --> 00:25:26,885 I was a stand-in for a chimpanzee. 459 00:25:27,094 --> 00:25:30,427 I can't believe that all these years you weren't really Waldo Norris. 460 00:25:30,497 --> 00:25:34,092 Orville, I was always Waldo Norris. 461 00:25:34,401 --> 00:25:37,564 Yeah, but I thought you were Waldo Norris, conman, petty thief. 462 00:25:37,638 --> 00:25:41,130 But instead, you were Waldo Norris, agent for the CIA. 463 00:25:41,909 --> 00:25:44,036 All in the eye of the beholder. 464 00:25:45,879 --> 00:25:47,073 I owe you an apology. 465 00:25:47,147 --> 00:25:49,274 I'm sorry, Waldo. I didn't believe you and I should have. 466 00:25:49,349 --> 00:25:50,748 No harm done. 467 00:25:51,218 --> 00:25:53,118 If you're working for the CIA... 468 00:25:53,187 --> 00:25:55,712 where were they when you got busted going over the wall? 469 00:25:55,789 --> 00:25:57,120 I beg your pardon? 470 00:25:57,191 --> 00:25:59,716 I mean, how come they didn't bail you out? 471 00:25:59,793 --> 00:26:02,626 How come you had to call your old friend Orville, huh? 472 00:26:03,230 --> 00:26:06,063 The CIA has no jurisdiction on domestic territory. 473 00:26:06,133 --> 00:26:07,725 That's absolutely true. 474 00:26:07,801 --> 00:26:11,293 If I'm caught doing anything, shall we say paralegal... 475 00:26:11,572 --> 00:26:14,700 my superiors simply disavow any knowledge of me. 476 00:26:15,109 --> 00:26:16,371 In fact... 477 00:26:16,443 --> 00:26:20,038 they'd probably bring up that old chestnut about a height requirement. 478 00:26:20,347 --> 00:26:22,611 Well, it's all well and good to stand around chatting... 479 00:26:22,683 --> 00:26:25,516 but the man has a mission to accomplish and time is of the essence. 480 00:26:25,586 --> 00:26:26,883 He's right. 481 00:26:27,121 --> 00:26:31,524 If I may be so bold, I do have some expertise in these matters. 482 00:26:31,792 --> 00:26:35,523 Perhaps, I can help you find a way to penetrate the fortress. 483 00:27:41,628 --> 00:27:43,289 "Torpo Corporation." 484 00:27:54,741 --> 00:27:55,901 "Torbo." 485 00:27:57,010 --> 00:28:00,502 How are you supposed to do this with your arm in a sling? 486 00:28:02,449 --> 00:28:04,076 Torpo. 487 00:28:11,024 --> 00:28:12,719 "Shuler, William." 488 00:28:24,104 --> 00:28:25,571 Shuler Billy? 489 00:28:36,383 --> 00:28:37,611 H, not K. 490 00:28:43,457 --> 00:28:44,924 "Billy Skuler." 491 00:28:46,393 --> 00:28:49,920 "Operative, CIA. January, 1955, through April, 1980." 492 00:28:50,998 --> 00:28:54,525 "Terminated dishonorably with partners Bubba Stewart..." 493 00:28:56,803 --> 00:28:58,293 "Waldo Norris." 494 00:29:00,440 --> 00:29:01,702 Holy smoleys. 495 00:29:03,410 --> 00:29:05,469 My plan was to let myself onto the roof... 496 00:29:05,545 --> 00:29:06,842 via this banyan tree... 497 00:29:06,914 --> 00:29:08,711 and let myself in through the chimney. 498 00:29:08,782 --> 00:29:11,410 But once inside, how do you propose to get the information back out? 499 00:29:12,552 --> 00:29:15,680 With this floor plan, I should have no trouble locating the safe. 500 00:29:15,756 --> 00:29:18,418 Once I have that information, I can break through the light beams... 501 00:29:18,492 --> 00:29:20,255 and get to the wall before the guards nab me. 502 00:29:20,327 --> 00:29:21,555 Risky. 503 00:29:22,763 --> 00:29:24,230 Robin Masters' estate. 504 00:29:24,298 --> 00:29:26,493 Oh, for heaven's sake, Magnum, we're busy. 505 00:29:26,566 --> 00:29:29,660 Yes. All right. He wants to talk to you. 506 00:29:32,039 --> 00:29:33,097 Hi, Thomas. 507 00:29:33,173 --> 00:29:36,472 Have you considered the standard, double mirror device? 508 00:29:36,877 --> 00:29:39,812 To trick the light beam into thinking it's continuous. 509 00:29:39,880 --> 00:29:40,869 Yeah. 510 00:29:40,948 --> 00:29:42,643 What an excellent idea. 511 00:29:42,916 --> 00:29:47,114 Double mirror device? You guys are acting like you're 007 or something. 512 00:29:47,187 --> 00:29:49,178 I realize that neither Mr. Norris nor myself... 513 00:29:49,256 --> 00:29:51,486 bear any resemblance to the dashing James Bond. 514 00:29:51,558 --> 00:29:54,459 Nevertheless, we are both professionals in the intelligence game. 515 00:29:54,528 --> 00:29:56,086 Thanks, Thomas. 516 00:29:56,563 --> 00:29:58,963 I'm afraid that's not true, Higgins. 517 00:29:59,032 --> 00:30:02,763 Waldo Norris was dishonorably discharged from the CIA in 1980. 518 00:30:03,870 --> 00:30:06,202 I was hoping you wouldn't have to find this out. 519 00:30:06,273 --> 00:30:07,604 I thought I'd covered my tracks. 520 00:30:07,674 --> 00:30:09,369 Where did you get this information? 521 00:30:09,443 --> 00:30:11,968 Cross-referenced under Billy Skuler. 522 00:30:12,379 --> 00:30:15,405 You get older, some things slip by you. 523 00:30:24,024 --> 00:30:26,254 I'm afraid I still got to get into the house. 524 00:30:26,326 --> 00:30:29,295 I can't let you do that. I'm calling the police. 525 00:30:29,463 --> 00:30:31,226 Put down the phone. 526 00:30:32,132 --> 00:30:33,622 Oh, man. 527 00:30:35,569 --> 00:30:37,002 I'll tell you the truth. 528 00:30:37,070 --> 00:30:38,094 The truth? 529 00:30:38,205 --> 00:30:40,036 Who could believe anything you say, Waldo? 530 00:30:40,107 --> 00:30:41,836 You use me, you use my friends. 531 00:30:41,908 --> 00:30:44,536 You come up with one outrageous story after the other. 532 00:30:44,611 --> 00:30:46,772 Who could possibly believe anything you say? 533 00:30:46,847 --> 00:30:48,280 I thought we were pals. 534 00:30:48,348 --> 00:30:50,145 Yeah, I thought we were pals, too. 535 00:30:50,217 --> 00:30:51,445 Why didn't you trust me? 536 00:30:51,518 --> 00:30:53,315 I'm trusting you now. 537 00:30:56,089 --> 00:30:58,250 I'm working single-handedly to overthrow a plot... 538 00:30:58,325 --> 00:31:00,418 against the President of the United States. 539 00:31:02,896 --> 00:31:04,830 Man, this is where I came in. 540 00:31:04,898 --> 00:31:06,525 Don't try to leave! 541 00:31:06,600 --> 00:31:09,728 This is a matter of national security. I'll do what I have to do. 542 00:31:10,871 --> 00:31:12,338 He will, T.C. 543 00:31:14,241 --> 00:31:16,232 Six months ago, I was approached by Skuler... 544 00:31:16,309 --> 00:31:18,334 with a plot to discredit the President. 545 00:31:18,412 --> 00:31:21,973 A military coup in South America. The details aren't important. 546 00:31:22,115 --> 00:31:24,640 What is important is helping out the President. 547 00:31:24,718 --> 00:31:27,414 So I went along with the plot to get the goods on Skuler. 548 00:31:27,487 --> 00:31:30,456 Does the President know of Skuler's plot or your actions? 549 00:31:30,524 --> 00:31:34,585 No, nothing. Stewart caught wind of this and tried to blackmail us. 550 00:31:34,795 --> 00:31:36,695 Skuler had him killed. 551 00:31:36,763 --> 00:31:39,095 And me without any popcorn. 552 00:31:39,966 --> 00:31:42,992 Man, the President doesn't even know you exist. 553 00:31:43,070 --> 00:31:46,597 T.C.'s right. This is the most preposterous story you've come up with yet. 554 00:31:46,673 --> 00:31:48,698 Call the President. What? 555 00:31:48,775 --> 00:31:50,606 Go ahead, call him collect from Wally Norris. 556 00:31:50,677 --> 00:31:52,110 Ask him if we're not friends. 557 00:31:52,179 --> 00:31:54,704 The charade is over, Waldo. 558 00:31:55,015 --> 00:31:57,210 All right then, don't believe me. 559 00:31:59,586 --> 00:32:01,611 I'll handle this on my own. 560 00:32:04,591 --> 00:32:05,683 Stay. 561 00:32:06,193 --> 00:32:07,660 Oh, and, Orville... 562 00:32:09,496 --> 00:32:11,726 it was nice seeing you again. 563 00:32:15,836 --> 00:32:17,963 Now I'm calling the police. 564 00:32:18,071 --> 00:32:21,666 I'm reminded of a time during the North African campaign. 565 00:32:21,741 --> 00:32:24,437 Higgins, this isn't exactly the time for war stories. 566 00:32:24,511 --> 00:32:25,535 Bear with me. 567 00:32:25,612 --> 00:32:28,911 I believe this story has some relevance to our current situation here. 568 00:32:31,284 --> 00:32:35,186 A young lad got wind of a regiment of Jerries on our left flank. 569 00:32:35,422 --> 00:32:38,721 The lad tried to warn us of it, but he had an unfortunate style. 570 00:32:38,792 --> 00:32:42,819 He had told one whopper too many, and sadly, no one took him seriously. 571 00:32:42,896 --> 00:32:47,026 The Jerries surprised us, and when it was all over, I was the only one left alive. 572 00:32:47,134 --> 00:32:50,001 If only we had listened to the boy who cried wolf. 573 00:32:52,105 --> 00:32:54,505 You mean, you want us to believe this guy? 574 00:32:54,574 --> 00:32:57,509 What can it cost us to place the call Waldo asked us to place? 575 00:32:57,577 --> 00:32:59,704 All they can do is refuse it. 576 00:32:59,779 --> 00:33:01,542 What if Waldo is telling the truth? 577 00:33:01,615 --> 00:33:04,413 He isn't. But what if he is? 578 00:33:10,724 --> 00:33:12,214 All right, Higgins. 579 00:33:12,292 --> 00:33:14,522 But I'm gonna tell you right now, it's a waste of time. 580 00:33:14,594 --> 00:33:16,892 We have a few moments to spare. 581 00:33:21,902 --> 00:33:23,392 Operator. Hello, operator. 582 00:33:23,470 --> 00:33:24,937 I want to place a call to the White House. 583 00:33:25,005 --> 00:33:27,633 Person to person to the President of the United States. 584 00:33:27,941 --> 00:33:31,900 Yes. From Waldo Norris. N-O-R-R-I-S. 585 00:33:32,279 --> 00:33:33,940 One moment. Thank you. 586 00:33:36,616 --> 00:33:38,174 Nothing's happening. 587 00:33:38,351 --> 00:33:40,114 Patience, patience. 588 00:33:41,988 --> 00:33:45,185 This is ridiculous, Higgins. The President's not going to accept a call from- 589 00:33:45,258 --> 00:33:47,886 Waldo? Is that you, Wally, old buddy? 590 00:33:54,517 --> 00:33:56,951 Here's to exciting times together. 591 00:34:00,256 --> 00:34:04,352 How did you ever manage to get dinner for two catered to your hospital room? 592 00:34:04,527 --> 00:34:08,725 Well, I sort of have this running tab with the King Kamehameha Club. 593 00:34:09,165 --> 00:34:11,099 Where'd you stash the kid? 594 00:34:11,167 --> 00:34:12,361 Oh, Lee? 595 00:34:12,435 --> 00:34:15,495 Well, they discharged him. So there was an empty bed. 596 00:34:15,838 --> 00:34:19,001 I mean, wouldn't be anybody else in here until tomorrow. 597 00:34:19,075 --> 00:34:21,066 I mean... You know what I mean. 598 00:34:22,712 --> 00:34:25,545 Are you all right? Yeah. No. Yes, I'm fine. 599 00:34:25,614 --> 00:34:26,876 Here, put it in- I'm fine. 600 00:34:26,949 --> 00:34:29,645 Put it in cold water. It'll take the burn away. Ow! 601 00:34:36,092 --> 00:34:38,287 Thomas, I hope- Savannah, I- 602 00:34:38,794 --> 00:34:40,227 No- You go first. 603 00:34:40,296 --> 00:34:41,558 No, you go first. 604 00:34:43,666 --> 00:34:46,692 Thomas, I am sorry. I just can't do it. 605 00:34:47,536 --> 00:34:48,662 I wanted to impress you. 606 00:34:48,738 --> 00:34:51,798 I wanted you to think I was an exciting, adventurous woman. 607 00:34:51,874 --> 00:34:52,932 I do. I do. 608 00:34:53,009 --> 00:34:55,739 I'm not cut out for hang-gliding... 609 00:34:55,811 --> 00:34:57,574 and free falling and scuba diving- 610 00:34:57,646 --> 00:34:58,943 Wait a minute. 611 00:35:00,282 --> 00:35:01,647 What are you saying? 612 00:35:03,185 --> 00:35:07,815 I'm the kind of girl that likes to go for nice, romantic walks on the beach. 613 00:35:11,527 --> 00:35:14,496 I thought you said you'd been hang-gliding for years. 614 00:35:15,731 --> 00:35:16,789 I lied. 615 00:35:16,866 --> 00:35:17,924 You lied? 616 00:35:18,667 --> 00:35:19,964 You lied? 617 00:35:22,104 --> 00:35:24,800 What is it? I broke my shoulder trying to impress you. 618 00:35:24,874 --> 00:35:26,398 You're angry. Perfectly understandable. 619 00:35:26,475 --> 00:35:27,942 And you want to take walks along the beach? 620 00:35:28,010 --> 00:35:29,739 I wouldn't blame you if you never wanted to see me- 621 00:35:29,812 --> 00:35:30,801 No, no, wait a minute. 622 00:35:30,880 --> 00:35:32,973 I wish I could have been that kind of girl for you, Thomas. 623 00:35:33,049 --> 00:35:34,607 I don't want you to be. 624 00:35:34,683 --> 00:35:35,741 You don't? 625 00:35:35,818 --> 00:35:37,012 No. 626 00:35:37,720 --> 00:35:41,554 I mean, all I wanted was a nice, quiet... 627 00:35:42,258 --> 00:35:44,658 maybe romantic dinner together. 628 00:35:45,795 --> 00:35:47,126 Do you think we could do that? 629 00:35:50,032 --> 00:35:52,660 We could do that. I'd love to do that. 630 00:35:53,235 --> 00:35:54,998 I'd love to do that. 631 00:35:58,808 --> 00:36:00,537 Oh! 632 00:36:46,522 --> 00:36:47,955 He's got to be here someplace. 633 00:36:48,023 --> 00:36:51,288 He's had ample time to get inside. I'm sure we'll find him there. 634 00:36:51,360 --> 00:36:54,761 How are we gonna get in? Leave that to me. I've gotten us this far. 635 00:36:54,930 --> 00:36:56,261 Off we go. 636 00:37:52,188 --> 00:37:54,088 It looks okay. Careful. 637 00:37:54,156 --> 00:37:57,648 I'm quite certain this is where Mr. Norris made his mistake before. 638 00:37:57,726 --> 00:38:00,354 It's wide open. To the untrained eye. 639 00:38:03,499 --> 00:38:05,091 There it is. 640 00:38:06,669 --> 00:38:11,003 Here, put these mirrors on the arms exactly as I did. 641 00:38:12,107 --> 00:38:14,871 What is this? A double mirror device. 642 00:38:15,311 --> 00:38:17,438 We'll bypass the alarm beam. 643 00:38:27,223 --> 00:38:28,713 Ready? Ready. 644 00:38:28,891 --> 00:38:31,325 All right, let's go. 645 00:38:37,666 --> 00:38:39,531 All right, now very carefully... 646 00:38:39,602 --> 00:38:42,036 place it three inches from the beam. 647 00:38:43,572 --> 00:38:47,372 Now, position the mirrors exactly as I do. 648 00:38:58,988 --> 00:39:01,718 Now, lower the arms exactly as I do. 649 00:39:05,761 --> 00:39:08,457 Higgins, where did you learn all of this? 650 00:39:08,864 --> 00:39:13,062 Now, very carefully, on the count of three, move it in front of the beam. 651 00:39:13,769 --> 00:39:17,865 One, two, three. 652 00:39:29,451 --> 00:39:30,611 Now... 653 00:39:32,888 --> 00:39:34,856 step over the beam. 654 00:40:54,236 --> 00:40:56,761 Hey, you. What're you doing here? Over here! 655 00:41:00,376 --> 00:41:02,742 Higgins! I'll truss up this chap. 656 00:41:02,811 --> 00:41:05,006 You see if you can locate Mr. Norris. 657 00:41:05,114 --> 00:41:07,742 Run along, then. We've no time to lose. 658 00:41:17,659 --> 00:41:19,251 How convenient. 659 00:41:22,030 --> 00:41:23,224 Skuler. 660 00:41:24,333 --> 00:41:26,631 A burglar breaks into my house. 661 00:41:27,136 --> 00:41:29,502 There is an unfortunate accident. 662 00:41:29,571 --> 00:41:31,505 The second one this week. 663 00:41:33,075 --> 00:41:36,602 Distasteful things happen to people who double-cross me. 664 00:42:34,069 --> 00:42:35,229 Waldo! 665 00:42:45,981 --> 00:42:49,473 Just take it easy, pal. Don't do anything you're gonna regret here. 666 00:42:53,021 --> 00:42:54,420 Can't we talk about this? 667 00:43:06,602 --> 00:43:08,661 Higgins, you did it again. 668 00:43:10,038 --> 00:43:11,164 Yes. 669 00:43:11,440 --> 00:43:12,702 Orville? 670 00:43:13,175 --> 00:43:14,267 Waldo. 671 00:43:15,410 --> 00:43:16,843 Are you all right? Orville. 672 00:43:17,713 --> 00:43:19,840 You came after me. 673 00:43:19,915 --> 00:43:21,177 I suggest that we postpone... 674 00:43:21,250 --> 00:43:24,708 the sentimental reunion until after we have completed our task. 675 00:43:24,786 --> 00:43:27,949 You're right. How unprofessional of me. 676 00:43:28,023 --> 00:43:30,651 I just haven't been up to my standard on this mission. 677 00:43:30,726 --> 00:43:32,990 It can happen to the best of us. 678 00:43:33,061 --> 00:43:34,426 We appear to be on schedule. 679 00:43:34,496 --> 00:43:37,329 If this gentleman and the one in the hallway don't regain consciousness... 680 00:43:37,399 --> 00:43:40,857 we should be out of here before anyone knows we've been in. Shall we? 681 00:43:45,741 --> 00:43:48,141 Thanks for believing in me, Mr. Higgins. 682 00:43:49,411 --> 00:43:52,278 I take pride in never making the same mistake twice. 683 00:43:57,853 --> 00:44:00,879 All right, we must do it exactly as we did before. 684 00:44:02,057 --> 00:44:03,957 Adjust that top mirror. 685 00:44:13,502 --> 00:44:16,027 Now, keep your mirror even with mine as we go down. 686 00:44:16,104 --> 00:44:19,540 Higgins, isn't this taking a little long? The slightest slip could... 687 00:44:19,608 --> 00:44:22,270 set off the alarm and alert the entire security force. 688 00:44:22,344 --> 00:44:25,245 It would be unfortunate if they aroused Mr. Skuler there. 689 00:44:25,314 --> 00:44:29,114 Now, very gently, on the count of three. 690 00:44:29,251 --> 00:44:32,550 One, two, three. 691 00:44:40,996 --> 00:44:42,327 Let's go. 692 00:44:50,105 --> 00:44:52,573 All right, take them carefully. 693 00:44:54,676 --> 00:44:56,701 We don't need those now. Let's go! 694 00:45:10,258 --> 00:45:11,725 Right on schedule. 695 00:45:18,967 --> 00:45:20,264 Let's go! 696 00:45:45,527 --> 00:45:48,758 Well done, T.C. Piece of cake, Higgie-baby. 697 00:45:50,899 --> 00:45:52,992 So that's the figurine you were telling me about. 698 00:45:53,068 --> 00:45:54,433 The antique from Germany? 699 00:45:54,503 --> 00:45:57,097 This? A cheap imitation. 700 00:45:59,941 --> 00:46:02,910 But these would've bought a lot of guns. 701 00:46:08,417 --> 00:46:09,645 Did you ever find out... 702 00:46:09,718 --> 00:46:11,345 why your buddy got kicked out of the CIA? 703 00:46:11,420 --> 00:46:14,753 Yeah, he claims it was all a set up to keep an eye on Skuler and Stewart. 704 00:46:14,856 --> 00:46:17,017 I suppose that could be true. 705 00:46:17,092 --> 00:46:19,356 My guests are due to arrive at any moment. 706 00:46:19,428 --> 00:46:22,022 May I ask why you are not at your appointed post? 707 00:46:22,164 --> 00:46:24,098 I'll be there, Higgins. I'll be there. 708 00:46:24,166 --> 00:46:26,828 Taking me some time to get this monkey suit on you ordered me. 709 00:46:26,902 --> 00:46:28,335 Your uniform. 710 00:46:29,971 --> 00:46:31,233 Magnum, I would appreciate it... 711 00:46:31,306 --> 00:46:34,207 if you'd entertain your own guests in your own room. 712 00:46:34,309 --> 00:46:36,937 My, he's a bit touchy today, isn't he? 713 00:46:37,479 --> 00:46:39,709 He always gets that way when he's expecting company. 714 00:46:39,781 --> 00:46:41,373 You can't pay any attention to him. 715 00:46:41,616 --> 00:46:44,380 Just hope Waldo appreciates what I'm going through for him. 716 00:46:46,088 --> 00:46:47,680 That's Savannah. 717 00:46:47,923 --> 00:46:49,220 I promised her... 718 00:46:49,291 --> 00:46:52,852 we'd take a nice, safe walk along the beach today. 719 00:46:53,995 --> 00:46:55,121 Hi. 720 00:46:56,364 --> 00:46:59,731 Who? Oh, yeah, just a minute. Rick, it's for you. It's the club. 721 00:47:05,974 --> 00:47:08,067 Hello? Yeah. 722 00:47:09,044 --> 00:47:10,170 Really? 723 00:47:10,245 --> 00:47:12,406 Hey, guys, Wilber Allan Renfro's in town. 724 00:47:12,481 --> 00:47:14,608 Who's Wilber Allan Renfro? 725 00:47:14,950 --> 00:47:17,214 It's got to be like 12 years since I've seen him. 726 00:47:17,285 --> 00:47:18,650 Oh, no. 727 00:47:18,720 --> 00:47:19,914 Not again. 728 00:47:20,355 --> 00:47:23,188 Hey, where is he? I'll go and pick him up. 729 00:47:24,960 --> 00:47:27,053 Hey, wait a minute. You can't just hang up on an old friend. 730 00:47:27,129 --> 00:47:30,223 Orville moved to Australia and left no forwarding address. 731 00:47:30,298 --> 00:47:32,766 Thomas, I can't dump an old friend. You just did. 732 00:47:32,834 --> 00:47:35,302 Look, I'm not going to let another one of your little friends... 733 00:47:35,370 --> 00:47:36,530 get you in any more trouble. 734 00:47:41,109 --> 00:47:43,304 Hello, Orville. 735 00:47:43,879 --> 00:47:45,073 Wilber?