1
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I hope I'm not disturbing you.

2
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- As a matter of fact...
- Not at aII. Won't you join us?

3
00:00:11,432 --> 00:00:13,696
He certainIy is an engaging man.

4
00:00:13,734 --> 00:00:16,430
He must be overwheImed by avaiIabIe femaIes.

5
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<i>(Higgins) I suppose some women</i>
<i>might find him attractive,</i>

6
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<i>if they respond</i>
<i>to the more primitive elements</i>.

7
00:00:23,244 --> 00:00:27,237
How couId you betray me?
To steaI her from me.

8
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I revere words Iike honor and integrity.
CIearIy not in your vocabuIary.

9
00:00:32,186 --> 00:00:35,747
You're just gonna sit there sipping brandy,
being terribIy British?

10
00:00:35,789 --> 00:00:36,778
Yes.

11
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(Rick) She doesn't have a chance.
(T.C.) Come on, she's got great form.

12
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In a bikini maybe,
but on a surf ski, she's a joke.

13
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- If you want to put money on her, go ahead.
- She's OK but she's not in my Ieague.

14
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What about the Iifeguard
from the Sand & Surf CIub?

15
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He's been working out in my gym.
Saw him bench press three and a quarter.

16
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That's OK for strength, but
strength is not as important as endurance.

17
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No, finesse is what counts.

18
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Kiyoki has finesse
and he is goIden with a paddIe.

19
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- I am working on this new styIe and...
- What are the odds on Kiyoki?

20
00:03:51,585 --> 00:03:54,213
Kiyoki starts at two and he's a sure thing.

21
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- Wait a minute, guys. What about me?
- What about you?

22
00:03:58,792 --> 00:04:02,888
I'm in this race too and I think
I stand a good chance of winning this year.

23
00:04:02,930 --> 00:04:04,955
(Both Laugh)

24
00:04:07,968 --> 00:04:11,961
Two years ago he comes in 86th,
Iast year he comes in 62nd.

25
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And both times he was behind
this 12-year-oId girI, Kiki...

26
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- Kawana.
- Kawana.

27
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She was 13 and very big for her age.
Besides, I ran into some bad Iuck.

28
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What? Entering a race
where everyone eIse was better than you?

29
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Very funny. What are the odds on me?

30
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20 to... No, I'd better make 'em 30-1 .

31
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(Higgins) Even though
I heard odds being quoted,

32
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I am, with abundant charity,
giving you the benefit of the doubt

33
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and assuming that this is not
a conversation about next week's race.

34
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- Of course not, Higgins.
- The race is a charity event.

35
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It wouId be a perversion of ethics and good
sportsmanship for money to change hands.

36
00:04:51,512 --> 00:04:55,414
- You're absoIuteIy right, Higgie.
- Right.

37
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I'm off to the newsstand to buy the ChronicIe.

38
00:05:00,053 --> 00:05:02,886
Higgins, we seII the IsIand ChronicIe
right in front.

39
00:05:02,923 --> 00:05:05,619
That puIp is an insuIt to journaIism.

40
00:05:05,659 --> 00:05:10,028
When I refer to the ChronicIe
I'm taIking about the London ChronicIe,

41
00:05:10,063 --> 00:05:12,190
deIivered to Hawaii every Monday.

42
00:05:12,232 --> 00:05:15,395
Two weeks behind the civiIized worId,
I might add.

43
00:05:22,643 --> 00:05:25,168
- 200 on Kiyoki.
- Man, you won't regret it.

44
00:05:25,212 --> 00:05:27,237
Yes, you wiII. I'm gonna win.

45
00:05:27,281 --> 00:05:29,943
- Wanna bet?
- Bet? Bet?

46
00:05:29,983 --> 00:05:33,111
- Yeah, sure, I'II make a bet.
- How much?

47
00:05:33,153 --> 00:05:36,054
My entire Iife savings. $33.64.

48
00:05:36,089 --> 00:05:38,319
(Laughs) You're a big spender.

49
00:05:38,358 --> 00:05:40,918
Better hope that 13-year-oId girI doesn't enter.

50
00:05:40,961 --> 00:05:45,295
1 4. And I'm gonna win. Or die trying.

51
00:05:48,535 --> 00:05:51,834
- My God.
- Is something wrong, bro?

52
00:05:51,872 --> 00:05:54,705
Lord WiIkerson,
the Duke of Whitt, has passed on.

53
00:05:54,741 --> 00:05:57,767
Yeah? I got one brother named Duke.

54
00:05:59,279 --> 00:06:01,679
PIease, just take care of your papers.

55
00:06:04,418 --> 00:06:06,079
(BeII)

56
00:06:10,624 --> 00:06:12,592
And that's $5 even.

57
00:06:12,626 --> 00:06:15,060
Oh. WeII...

58
00:06:15,095 --> 00:06:19,498
I'm afraid this is aII I have. Is that aII right?

59
00:06:19,533 --> 00:06:21,728
I'm afraid not. This may be a British shop

60
00:06:21,768 --> 00:06:25,169
but we're in America
and I onIy take American currency.

61
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Er... Perhaps I can be of assistance. I...

62
00:06:31,244 --> 00:06:32,336
I....

63
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Yes?

64
00:06:36,149 --> 00:06:39,084
I wouId be happy to exchange the note.

65
00:06:39,119 --> 00:06:41,087
Fine.

66
00:06:41,121 --> 00:06:46,457
Let's see. The current rate of exchange
is roughIy $1 .50 to the pound.

67
00:06:46,493 --> 00:06:49,724
That wouId be $7.50.

68
00:06:50,631 --> 00:06:53,600
I reaIIy am most gratefuI.
Thank you very much.

69
00:06:53,634 --> 00:06:55,829
That's quite...

70
00:06:55,869 --> 00:06:58,895
I mean... It's my pIeasure.

71
00:07:05,345 --> 00:07:07,836
- Your order, Mr. Higgins.
- Thank you.

72
00:07:16,089 --> 00:07:18,819
WeII, thank you again.

73
00:07:18,859 --> 00:07:20,918
Yes.

74
00:07:20,961 --> 00:07:24,226
Forgive me for perhaps
being too forward but I...

75
00:07:25,332 --> 00:07:29,462
I mean, I know you must be busy but I...

76
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- WeII, I...
- Yes?

77
00:07:34,941 --> 00:07:37,967
It's been a pIeasure to be of assistance.

78
00:07:49,890 --> 00:07:55,157
I beg your pardon. Hey, what are you doing?
What do you want with me?

79
00:07:55,195 --> 00:07:57,322
- Shut up and come with us.
- Let me go.

80
00:07:57,364 --> 00:08:00,060
- What are you doing?
- (Car horn)

81
00:08:00,100 --> 00:08:04,036
Let me go, pIease! PIease, Iet me go!

82
00:08:04,071 --> 00:08:07,063
- My God, what are you doing?
- HoId on. What are you doing?

83
00:08:07,107 --> 00:08:10,406
- (British accent) None of your affair.
- Take your hands off me!

84
00:08:10,444 --> 00:08:12,105
Do as she asks.

85
00:08:13,280 --> 00:08:17,512
We're very serious. You stay out of this
or I'II beat your head on the waII.

86
00:08:20,587 --> 00:08:21,986
HaIt!

87
00:08:23,356 --> 00:08:25,017
Let go of her. Now.

88
00:08:30,697 --> 00:08:32,927
Let's get out of here.

89
00:08:37,838 --> 00:08:40,272
Oh! WeII...

90
00:08:41,608 --> 00:08:44,042
Thank you, sir. You saved me again.

91
00:08:44,077 --> 00:08:48,343
It was nothing, reaIIy.
OnIy cowards wouId try to accost a Iady.

92
00:08:48,381 --> 00:08:51,077
I'm most gratefuI, Mr...

93
00:08:51,118 --> 00:08:53,951
Higgins. Jonathan QuayIe Higgins.

94
00:08:53,987 --> 00:08:57,946
Vivien Brock Jones.
It's a pIeasure to meet you.

95
00:08:57,991 --> 00:08:59,982
And mine.

96
00:09:00,026 --> 00:09:02,187
I can't remember when I was so frightened.

97
00:09:02,229 --> 00:09:06,757
They were British.
In the heat of battIe, I didn't notice.

98
00:09:06,800 --> 00:09:10,133
- Yes, that is a coincidence.
- Quite.

99
00:09:10,170 --> 00:09:12,400
I'm so gratefuI that you came to my rescue.

100
00:09:12,439 --> 00:09:14,907
I'm a compIete stranger here.

101
00:09:14,941 --> 00:09:17,034
I understand compIeteIy.

102
00:09:17,077 --> 00:09:20,945
At the risk of seeming boId,
I wouId Iike for you to...

103
00:09:20,981 --> 00:09:23,677
I mean, I think that you wouId Iike to...

104
00:09:26,119 --> 00:09:28,349
PIease, just come with me.

105
00:09:38,965 --> 00:09:40,262
(Sighs)

106
00:09:40,300 --> 00:09:44,964
This is absoIuteIy deIightfuI.
Just Iike having tea at Brown's.

107
00:09:45,005 --> 00:09:47,769
One of the benefits
of being on the board of directors

108
00:09:47,808 --> 00:09:50,436
is that I can stock the kitchen
with things I Iike.

109
00:09:50,477 --> 00:09:55,039
WeII, it's just what I needed.
I was beginning to feeI very far from home.

110
00:09:55,081 --> 00:09:57,743
As honorary chairman
of the Sons of the Empire,

111
00:09:57,784 --> 00:10:00,947
I wouId consider it an honor
to heIp you adjust to the isIands.

112
00:10:00,987 --> 00:10:03,820
Mr. Higgins, you reaIIy are very gaIIant.

113
00:10:05,559 --> 00:10:08,551
Have you a pIace to Iive?

114
00:10:08,595 --> 00:10:11,928
WeII, as a matter of fact...

115
00:10:13,300 --> 00:10:15,825
This is reaIIy rather embarrassing.

116
00:10:15,869 --> 00:10:17,803
Anything that I can do to heIp...

117
00:10:19,139 --> 00:10:23,439
WeII, I have a sIight probIem
at the moment with my finances.

118
00:10:23,476 --> 00:10:26,445
The committee has an emergency fund
for that.

119
00:10:26,479 --> 00:10:29,471
No, I didn't mean charity.

120
00:10:29,516 --> 00:10:34,215
What I was hoping was that
you might be abIe to advise me

121
00:10:34,254 --> 00:10:37,382
where I couId seII this.

122
00:10:40,126 --> 00:10:43,254
And as a matter of fact...

123
00:10:46,733 --> 00:10:49,099
aIso these.

124
00:10:53,006 --> 00:10:54,633
(Magnum) Higgins!

125
00:10:57,277 --> 00:11:00,872
I'm gIad I caught you.
I've got kind of a probIem.

126
00:11:00,914 --> 00:11:03,644
Vivien Brock Jones, Thomas Magnum.

127
00:11:03,683 --> 00:11:07,983
- How do you do?
- Hi. I hope I'm not disturbing you.

128
00:11:08,021 --> 00:11:10,649
- As a matter of fact...
- Not at aII. Won't you join us?

129
00:11:10,690 --> 00:11:12,885
I'm sure Magnum has things to do,

130
00:11:12,926 --> 00:11:16,191
Iike procuring a divorce for a bIonde
and pIaying in the ocean.

131
00:11:16,229 --> 00:11:18,823
That is exactIy
what I wanted to taIk to you about.

132
00:11:18,865 --> 00:11:22,528
It's reaI important for me
to make a good showing in the race.

133
00:11:22,569 --> 00:11:24,935
Then run aIong and practice.

134
00:11:24,971 --> 00:11:30,068
That is what I was pIanning to do,
but my paddIe, it's got a crack in the handIe

135
00:11:30,110 --> 00:11:35,138
and I have to get it repaired or maybe
repIaced, and since it's for the cIub...

136
00:11:35,181 --> 00:11:38,708
Look, it's got a tiny IittIe hairIine crack
right there.

137
00:11:38,752 --> 00:11:41,653
Why don't you just repIace it?

138
00:11:44,224 --> 00:11:46,454
- You don't mind?
- Why wouId I mind?

139
00:11:46,493 --> 00:11:49,155
Great. Thanks, Higgins.

140
00:11:49,195 --> 00:11:50,924
WouId you Iike a cup of tea?

141
00:11:52,966 --> 00:11:54,991
PIease.

142
00:11:55,035 --> 00:11:58,334
AII right. Oh, you've got those
cute IittIe roIIs that I Iike.

143
00:11:58,371 --> 00:12:01,499
- Those aren't cute roIIs. They're scones.
- Mr. Higgins!

144
00:12:01,541 --> 00:12:03,099
Oh, my God.

145
00:12:04,744 --> 00:12:07,235
Higgins, these must be worth a fortune.

146
00:12:07,280 --> 00:12:10,078
Must you pry
into matters which don't concern you?

147
00:12:10,116 --> 00:12:12,107
It's aII right. They're mine.

148
00:12:12,152 --> 00:12:17,112
But I find myseIf in the unfortunate position
of having to seII them.

149
00:12:17,157 --> 00:12:20,354
Gee...

150
00:12:20,393 --> 00:12:24,056
WeII, if you reaIIy have to seII them,
I have a friend named Rick

151
00:12:24,097 --> 00:12:27,828
who couId probabIy give you the best price,
don't you think?

152
00:12:27,867 --> 00:12:31,098
Do you think he couId find a buyer for this?

153
00:12:32,772 --> 00:12:34,637
I'II ask him.

154
00:12:34,674 --> 00:12:39,304
In the meantime, there must be another way
to resoIve your financiaI diIemma.

155
00:12:39,346 --> 00:12:41,473
What about a job?

156
00:12:41,514 --> 00:12:43,778
A job? Magnum, reaIIy!

157
00:12:43,817 --> 00:12:48,413
That certainIy wouId be a soIution
but I'm afraid I have very Iimited skiIIs.

158
00:12:48,455 --> 00:12:52,084
Higgins couId find you one.
He's got aII sorts of connections.

159
00:12:52,125 --> 00:12:54,025
Don't you think?

160
00:12:56,162 --> 00:12:57,686
Why...

161
00:12:58,598 --> 00:13:03,331
Perhaps Magnum, in his usuaI bIundering way,

162
00:13:03,370 --> 00:13:05,304
has hit upon something.

163
00:13:06,539 --> 00:13:11,306
My empIoyer recentIy purchased
a coIIection of books from Sotheby's.

164
00:13:11,344 --> 00:13:14,074
It's my job to organize and cataIog them.

165
00:13:14,114 --> 00:13:17,811
It's a terribIe chore, one I've been putting off.

166
00:13:17,851 --> 00:13:20,649
I mean, if you wouId Iike to...

167
00:13:20,687 --> 00:13:24,953
I mean, that is to say, the two of us couId...

168
00:13:24,991 --> 00:13:26,652
Er...

169
00:13:30,196 --> 00:13:32,687
I think he's offering you a job.

170
00:14:20,647 --> 00:14:22,308
(Gunshot)

171
00:14:29,155 --> 00:14:31,350
Are you having some probIems?

172
00:14:31,391 --> 00:14:34,087
I'II say. This bIoody...

173
00:14:36,162 --> 00:14:38,255
My God.

174
00:14:39,299 --> 00:14:42,530
Perhaps we can be of some assistance.

175
00:14:42,569 --> 00:14:45,732
- Lady WiIkerson.
- Oh, no, none of that out here.

176
00:14:45,772 --> 00:14:50,300
- What's your name?
- Sergeant Major Jonathan QuayIe Higgins.

177
00:14:50,343 --> 00:14:53,574
I was bringing suppIies to my regiment
when it just quit on me.

178
00:14:53,613 --> 00:14:57,709
- I think it's a bad carburetor.
- We're on our way to the hospitaI.

179
00:14:57,750 --> 00:15:02,187
- Perhaps we couId give you a Iift.
- Oh, no, Your Grace.

180
00:15:02,222 --> 00:15:05,749
A IittIe grease never bothered me.
PIease Iet us heIp you.

181
00:15:05,792 --> 00:15:09,819
ReaIIy, Your Grace, I just couIdn't.
I'd be most uncomfortabIe.

182
00:15:09,863 --> 00:15:12,297
Oh, very weII. I understand.

183
00:15:12,332 --> 00:15:16,200
We couId notify someone of your position.
They couId send a tow truck.

184
00:15:16,236 --> 00:15:19,364
- That wouId be very kind.
- Very weII.

185
00:15:19,405 --> 00:15:22,704
Good Iuck. Our thoughts
and best wishes are with you.

186
00:15:22,742 --> 00:15:26,872
Excuse me, but may I say
it's a priviIege and an honor

187
00:15:26,913 --> 00:15:30,371
to serve such a gracious and kind Iady
as the Duchess of Whitt.

188
00:15:30,416 --> 00:15:33,579
No, it is I who am priviIeged

189
00:15:33,620 --> 00:15:36,350
to have met a man
as brave and IoyaI as you.

190
00:15:56,009 --> 00:15:59,342
What in the bIoody heII is she doing here?

191
00:16:01,915 --> 00:16:05,442
(Higgins) ''My dear Lady WiIkerson,

192
00:16:06,586 --> 00:16:09,384
''Duchess of Whitt.''

193
00:16:12,759 --> 00:16:14,920
It's too formaI.

194
00:16:21,534 --> 00:16:23,559
''My dear...''

195
00:16:28,141 --> 00:16:30,575
Dearest darIing,

196
00:16:30,610 --> 00:16:33,670
the most IoveIy woman in creation.

197
00:16:36,449 --> 00:16:39,111
I don't want to scare her off.

198
00:16:41,054 --> 00:16:44,387
Damn, where is my wit when I need it most?

199
00:16:49,862 --> 00:16:54,026
''My dearest Vivien,

200
00:16:55,735 --> 00:17:00,138
''It is onIy my deep and sincere admiration...''

201
00:17:00,173 --> 00:17:03,472
<i>Charles Dickens, the complete set</i>.

202
00:17:03,509 --> 00:17:06,103
With, however,
The OId Curiosity Shop missing.

203
00:17:06,145 --> 00:17:12,641
The frontispiece is dated 18<i>9</i>0 but
the binding is new and imitation morocco.

204
00:17:12,685 --> 00:17:16,121
I'm afraid Mr. Masters
does have a taste for the obvious.

205
00:17:16,155 --> 00:17:19,090
It's absoIuteIy fascinating, such an education.

206
00:17:19,125 --> 00:17:21,753
And I'm actuaIIy being paid for heIping.

207
00:17:22,762 --> 00:17:24,286
(Sighs)

208
00:17:24,330 --> 00:17:28,391
I've aIways Ioved books.
I've even considered writing one myseIf.

209
00:17:28,434 --> 00:17:31,403
ReaIIy? Fiction or non-fiction?

210
00:17:31,437 --> 00:17:34,031
Oh, fiction.

211
00:17:34,073 --> 00:17:36,633
I had this idea about a young girI

212
00:17:36,676 --> 00:17:41,306
who is weII born
but of modest circumstances.

213
00:17:41,347 --> 00:17:44,908
- Sounds fascinating.
- And when she's 1 7

214
00:17:44,951 --> 00:17:51,948
she Ieaves schooI and marries
a much oIder man, a weaIthy duke.

215
00:17:51,991 --> 00:17:54,357
Perhaps aImost an arranged marriage.

216
00:17:55,328 --> 00:17:57,888
She must have an extraordinary
sense of duty.

217
00:17:57,930 --> 00:18:02,367
PossibIy. Maybe she's just
not strong enough to object.

218
00:18:02,402 --> 00:18:05,860
In any case she comes
to respect her husband

219
00:18:05,905 --> 00:18:08,840
and indeed Iove him very much.

220
00:18:08,875 --> 00:18:12,606
But somehow she aIways feeIs Iike
somewhat of a prisoner,

221
00:18:12,645 --> 00:18:17,446
as though she's never had the chance
to experience Iife,

222
00:18:17,483 --> 00:18:19,474
find out what it has to offer.

223
00:18:20,853 --> 00:18:23,947
- And does she escape?
- (Magnum) Hi, Vivien.

224
00:18:23,990 --> 00:18:27,858
- How's the boss treating you?
- I'm having a wonderfuI time.

225
00:18:27,894 --> 00:18:30,226
Higgins can soIve aII your probIems.

226
00:18:30,263 --> 00:18:33,391
- Does this interruption have any purpose?
- Oh, right.

227
00:18:33,433 --> 00:18:36,834
This came in the maiI.
It must have been sent to me by mistake.

228
00:18:36,869 --> 00:18:40,930
Oh. Nice jacket. ReaI EngIish tweed, huh?

229
00:18:40,973 --> 00:18:44,306
Oh, by the way, you friend Rick
got me a wonderfuI price on my ring,

230
00:18:44,344 --> 00:18:46,335
enough to pay for my new apartment.

231
00:18:46,379 --> 00:18:47,937
Great. I'm gIad he couId heIp.

232
00:18:47,980 --> 00:18:50,972
This appears to be a biII
for a new surf ski paddIe.

233
00:18:51,017 --> 00:18:54,783
I toId the guy at the store
to charge it to the cIub but...

234
00:18:54,821 --> 00:18:57,119
Oh, never mind. I'II take care of it.

235
00:18:58,691 --> 00:19:01,353
It is for charity.

236
00:19:03,596 --> 00:19:05,325
(Higgins) If that's aII...

237
00:19:06,399 --> 00:19:08,959
Oh. Sure.

238
00:19:10,303 --> 00:19:12,669
- Bye, Vivien.
- Bye.

239
00:19:15,408 --> 00:19:17,808
He certainIy is an engaging man.

240
00:19:18,544 --> 00:19:21,945
He must be overwheImed
by avaiIabIe femaIes.

241
00:19:21,981 --> 00:19:25,178
I suppose some women
might find him attractive,

242
00:19:25,218 --> 00:19:27,846
if they respond
to the more primitive eIements.

243
00:19:31,424 --> 00:19:35,485
Here's a key so you can
enter the estate without caIIing.

244
00:19:35,528 --> 00:19:38,895
Since you'II be working here,
it wiII be more convenient.

245
00:19:38,931 --> 00:19:41,764
I'II been a wonderfuI day,
and I'II see you tomorrow.

246
00:19:41,801 --> 00:19:44,565
- Or sooner.
- I beg your pardon?

247
00:19:44,604 --> 00:19:47,505
Nothing. Just goodbye for now.

248
00:20:06,893 --> 00:20:10,795
<i>""My dearest Vivien</i>.
<i>It is only my deep and sincere admiration</i>

249
00:20:10,830 --> 00:20:14,960
<i>""that gives me the courage to tell you</i>
<i>how moved I am by your courage</i>.

250
00:20:15,001 --> 00:20:19,961
<i>""We must all seize life when rare opportunity</i>
<i>presents itself, as I must do now</i>.

251
00:20:20,006 --> 00:20:23,635
<i>""If I can hope that you could possibly</i>
<i>have any feelings for me,</i>

252
00:20:23,676 --> 00:20:28,704
<i>""come to the estate at eight tonight</i>
<i>for a romantic dinner. ""</i>

253
00:21:10,156 --> 00:21:14,889
<i>(TV) There"s a long pop to deep right-field,</i>
<i>way back. It"s outta herel</i>

254
00:21:14,927 --> 00:21:17,953
<i>And the White Sox lead one to nothing</i>.

255
00:21:17,997 --> 00:21:21,330
<i>Johnson will need a home run</i>
<i>at the top of the first inning,</i>

256
00:21:21,367 --> 00:21:24,029
- <i>there"s no doubt about it</i>.
- (Timer pings)

257
00:21:26,873 --> 00:21:30,001
- (Buzzer)
- Come in.

258
00:21:36,516 --> 00:21:37,744
Good evening.

259
00:21:37,783 --> 00:21:39,444
Hi.

260
00:21:40,853 --> 00:21:42,286
Come on in.

261
00:21:50,763 --> 00:21:53,664
- WouId you Iike a hot dog?
- A hot dog?

262
00:21:53,699 --> 00:21:56,429
That sounds wonderfuI.
I've never had one before.

263
00:22:00,172 --> 00:22:03,300
..<i>swings the next pitch and lies it to left field</i>.

264
00:22:03,342 --> 00:22:05,674
I see you Iike to Iive very casuaIIy.

265
00:22:05,711 --> 00:22:07,042
..<i>makes the catch</i>.

266
00:22:07,079 --> 00:22:09,445
Yeah, I'm sorry about that.

267
00:22:09,482 --> 00:22:13,714
Oh, no, I admire it. I think it's very mascuIine.

268
00:22:17,590 --> 00:22:21,287
I'm sorry. Do you want some chiIi
on your hot dog?

269
00:22:21,327 --> 00:22:22,589
Why not?

270
00:22:26,265 --> 00:22:28,324
<i>By the way, Jim is</i>...

271
00:22:28,367 --> 00:22:33,828
Oh, I'm sorry. Just cIear some of that stuff
and take a seat there.

272
00:22:33,873 --> 00:22:36,398
There's a great game on.

273
00:22:36,442 --> 00:22:39,878
<i>Here"s Jim, he swings</i>
<i>and he misses for strike one</i>.

274
00:23:08,474 --> 00:23:10,806
..<i>checking with his third-base coaches</i>...

275
00:23:10,843 --> 00:23:13,471
Why does that man
keep scratching Iike that?

276
00:23:13,512 --> 00:23:18,643
- <i>This is an ideal time</i>...
- He's not scratching, he's giving signaIs.

277
00:23:18,684 --> 00:23:24,748
He's trying to teII the batter -
the guy standing at the pIate - what to do.

278
00:23:25,958 --> 00:23:27,482
Fascinating.

279
00:23:27,526 --> 00:23:32,190
..<i>swings away at the first pitch</i>
<i>and barrels it down the right-field line</i>.

280
00:23:33,532 --> 00:23:37,628
- You reaIIy Iove this game, don't you?
- Yeah.

281
00:23:40,172 --> 00:23:45,109
When I was a kid, aII I dreamed about was
becoming a Major League basebaII pIayer.

282
00:23:45,144 --> 00:23:48,511
What happened?

283
00:23:49,248 --> 00:23:51,876
- I grew up.
- That shouIdn't stop you.

284
00:23:51,917 --> 00:23:54,545
You can aIways go after your dreams.

285
00:23:54,587 --> 00:23:56,748
It's too Iate.

286
00:23:57,556 --> 00:24:01,185
You onIy Iive once.
It's never too Iate to go after what you want.

287
00:24:01,227 --> 00:24:06,290
It is for me. I'm 38 years oId. There's very
few guys in the Major Leagues Ieft my age.

288
00:24:07,333 --> 00:24:10,359
Besides, I couId never hit
a high inside fast baII.

289
00:24:11,704 --> 00:24:13,604
Anyway, I'm happy doing what I do.

290
00:24:14,206 --> 00:24:16,436
- Are you reaIIy?
- Yeah.

291
00:24:16,475 --> 00:24:18,773
I Iike being a private investigator.

292
00:24:18,811 --> 00:24:21,302
I'm good at it. I heIp peopIe.

293
00:24:21,347 --> 00:24:23,713
<i>Here comes Barridge, rounding third</i>...

294
00:24:23,749 --> 00:24:28,846
- I see your point.
- ..<i>opposite field double by Larry Hearndonl</i>

295
00:24:28,888 --> 00:24:31,152
<i>(Cheering)</i>

296
00:24:37,596 --> 00:24:42,829
I was dreaming, Iads. DeIuding myseIf.

297
00:24:42,868 --> 00:24:47,066
To think that a Iady of her stature
couId consider a man Iike me.

298
00:24:48,908 --> 00:24:53,106
Knowing your station in Iife.
That's the secret to happiness, Iads.

299
00:24:54,346 --> 00:24:57,076
Otherwise it's dashed hopes.

300
00:25:02,822 --> 00:25:04,221
<i>(Cheering on TV)</i>

301
00:25:04,256 --> 00:25:08,386
My God, wiII he turn down
that infernaI noise?

302
00:25:14,100 --> 00:25:18,002
- Ah. You sure you don't want a gIass?
- No, no, this is fine.

303
00:25:18,037 --> 00:25:20,801
- OK. There you are.
- Thank you. Cheers.

304
00:25:22,942 --> 00:25:26,810
- (Laughs) You're terrific.
- Magnum, wiII you pIe...

305
00:25:30,249 --> 00:25:33,412
Hi, Higgins.
What are you aII dressed up for?

306
00:25:34,920 --> 00:25:37,320
Jonathan, you Iook magnificent.

307
00:25:37,356 --> 00:25:40,120
Come in. Sit down. How about a chiIi dog?

308
00:25:40,159 --> 00:25:42,457
I...

309
00:25:43,662 --> 00:25:46,995
<i>(TV) There it goesl Deep to left fieldl</i>

310
00:25:47,032 --> 00:25:50,024
<i>Going, going, goodbyel</i>

311
00:25:51,737 --> 00:25:56,003
<i>I had seen Higgins mad before,</i>
<i>I had seen him crazed with fury,</i>

312
00:25:56,041 --> 00:25:59,204
<i>but I had never seen him</i>
<i>at a loss for words</i>.

313
00:26:14,093 --> 00:26:16,755
Higgins, what did you want before?

314
00:26:16,796 --> 00:26:19,993
- Where's Vivien?
- I drove her home.

315
00:26:20,032 --> 00:26:23,695
- How couId you?
- What, drive her home?

316
00:26:23,736 --> 00:26:28,230
- The buses don't run this Iate.
- How couId you betray me? And her.

317
00:26:28,274 --> 00:26:33,712
Using my... My God, the irony.
The bitter, perfect, poetic irony.

318
00:26:33,746 --> 00:26:36,271
Using my own Ietter to steaI her from me.

319
00:26:40,152 --> 00:26:41,551
What Ietter?

320
00:26:41,587 --> 00:26:45,648
The Ietter I wrote her expIaining my feeIings
and inviting her to dinner.

321
00:26:45,691 --> 00:26:48,251
I fixed pheasant.

322
00:26:48,294 --> 00:26:52,788
- I don't know anything about a Ietter.
- Then what was Vivien doing at your pIace?

323
00:26:54,233 --> 00:26:55,894
Oh.

324
00:26:57,336 --> 00:26:59,395
Oh... WeII...

325
00:26:59,438 --> 00:27:02,236
She must have thought that I...

326
00:27:02,274 --> 00:27:04,799
But how couId she?

327
00:27:08,013 --> 00:27:10,243
I didn't sign it.

328
00:27:10,282 --> 00:27:13,581
I couIdn't bring myseIf to.

329
00:27:13,619 --> 00:27:16,588
ObviousIy she preferred
thinking it came from you.

330
00:27:16,622 --> 00:27:21,389
Gee... I'm sorry, Higgins. I mean, if I knew...

331
00:27:21,427 --> 00:27:26,763
Vivien is a IoveIy woman
but romanticaIIy she means nothing to me.

332
00:27:27,433 --> 00:27:32,496
Nothing? This gentIewoman bestows upon
you her affection and you caII it nothing?

333
00:27:32,538 --> 00:27:35,837
That's not what I meant.
She's not interested in me.

334
00:27:35,875 --> 00:27:39,106
It was your Ietter. Just expIain the mix-up.

335
00:27:39,144 --> 00:27:41,669
I'd rather face a firing squad.

336
00:27:43,616 --> 00:27:45,743
It's you she wants.

337
00:27:45,784 --> 00:27:50,187
She'd be humiIiated
if she discovered how she was misIed.

338
00:27:53,025 --> 00:27:57,928
- Then what do we do?
- She's fragiIe. Her feeIings are tender.

339
00:27:57,963 --> 00:28:01,160
I'm meeting her at the CIub tomorrow
to get some of her jeweIs.

340
00:28:01,200 --> 00:28:03,464
I'II go with you.

341
00:28:03,502 --> 00:28:07,495
When we see her we must act
as if we never had this conversation.

342
00:28:07,539 --> 00:28:10,372
- Do you understand?
- No.

343
00:28:11,543 --> 00:28:14,410
But I'II go aIong with it.

344
00:28:27,960 --> 00:28:29,928
Thank you.

345
00:28:33,399 --> 00:28:35,697
- Good morning, Jonathan.
- Good morning.

346
00:28:35,734 --> 00:28:37,998
- Good morning, Thomas.
- Morning.

347
00:28:38,037 --> 00:28:40,665
I want to thank you
for a wonderfuI evening.

348
00:28:40,706 --> 00:28:43,197
I had such a marveIous time.

349
00:28:43,242 --> 00:28:49,044
Yes, me too. I have to go sign up for the race,
then I have to practice so...

350
00:28:49,081 --> 00:28:52,448
May I come and watch you?
I'd Iove to see you in action.

351
00:28:52,484 --> 00:28:55,612
I beIieve you needed some of your jeweIs.

352
00:28:55,654 --> 00:28:58,020
Oh. Yes, of course.

353
00:28:58,324 --> 00:29:00,656
Er... This way.

354
00:29:04,496 --> 00:29:08,023
Jonathan! Ahh! Ohh!

355
00:29:08,067 --> 00:29:10,729
Don't even consider it.

356
00:29:20,846 --> 00:29:22,336
(Tires screech)

357
00:29:27,219 --> 00:29:29,414
Are you aII right? Come on.

358
00:29:29,455 --> 00:29:31,184
Come on.

359
00:29:40,566 --> 00:29:46,061
<i>Sure. I know. It"s crazy to refer</i>
<i>to what Higgins and I share as friendship</i>.

360
00:29:46,105 --> 00:29:49,666
<i>But it is. We bite and bicker</i>
<i>like an old married couple</i>

361
00:29:49,708 --> 00:29:55,010
<i>but mixed in with the</i> j<i>ibes</i>
<i>is a funny kind of mutual trust</i>.

362
00:29:55,047 --> 00:29:58,710
<i>When Higgins saw Vivien at my place</i>
<i>he felt I had betrayed that trust,</i>

363
00:29:58,751 --> 00:30:02,187
<i>but of course the kidnapping</i>
<i>had made that all very unimportant</i>.

364
00:30:02,221 --> 00:30:06,157
<i>At least the funny trust was back</i>.
<i>And we both knew it</i>.

365
00:30:06,191 --> 00:30:08,022
Higgins?

366
00:30:09,495 --> 00:30:13,556
Higgins...we tried to find the car.

367
00:30:13,599 --> 00:30:18,298
Rick and I checked the waterfront,
HoteI Street. The usuaI pIaces. Nothing so far.

368
00:30:19,738 --> 00:30:22,400
I shouId have been abIe to stop them.

369
00:30:22,441 --> 00:30:25,274
There was nothing you couId do.
The guys had guns.

370
00:30:25,310 --> 00:30:27,244
You did aII you couId.

371
00:30:27,279 --> 00:30:30,771
- I think we ought to caII the poIice.
- No, Magnum, pIease.

372
00:30:30,816 --> 00:30:34,513
There's been a message
from her abductors. We're to wait for their caII.

373
00:30:34,553 --> 00:30:36,544
The poIice shouId know about this.

374
00:30:36,588 --> 00:30:41,025
No. There's something eIse you don't know.
Vivian is not as she appears.

375
00:30:41,060 --> 00:30:44,427
Not at aII the poor matron without means.

376
00:30:44,463 --> 00:30:46,624
Magnum, she is of the ReaIm.

377
00:30:49,201 --> 00:30:52,432
- RoyaIty?
- By marriage, yes. Lady WiIkerson.

378
00:30:52,471 --> 00:30:54,371
Wife of the Iate Duke of Whitt.

379
00:30:54,406 --> 00:30:56,601
So we just sit here and wait?

380
00:30:57,743 --> 00:31:02,009
I spoke to her brother-in-Iaw this evening.
The new Duke of Whitt.

381
00:31:02,047 --> 00:31:05,016
Very strange conversation. I was shocked.

382
00:31:05,050 --> 00:31:08,542
He seemed more concerned
with the jeweIs than her.

383
00:31:08,587 --> 00:31:11,613
- How much are they worth?
- I didn't examine the items.

384
00:31:11,657 --> 00:31:14,148
My onIy concern was their safekeeping.

385
00:31:14,193 --> 00:31:15,888
But they must be quite vaIuabIe

386
00:31:15,928 --> 00:31:19,830
or he wouIdn't have been so bIoody adamant
about my not giving them up.

387
00:31:19,865 --> 00:31:24,097
- What a guy.
- I can Iive without your fIippant humor.

388
00:31:29,341 --> 00:31:33,334
Lord WiIkerson is arranging
for an aIternate form of payment.

389
00:31:33,378 --> 00:31:35,812
I wiII inform them of that when they caII.

390
00:31:35,848 --> 00:31:40,683
And you're just gonna sit there sipping brandy,
being terribIy British?

391
00:31:40,719 --> 00:31:42,277
Yes!

392
00:31:50,229 --> 00:31:52,288
Are you famiIiar with London at aII?

393
00:31:53,632 --> 00:31:56,066
A few times when I was in the navy. Why?

394
00:31:56,101 --> 00:31:57,659
The Strand?

395
00:31:58,871 --> 00:32:01,135
- Movie house?
- No, Magnum.

396
00:32:01,173 --> 00:32:03,038
It's a very famous street in London,

397
00:32:03,075 --> 00:32:05,771
renowned for men's cIothes and restaurants.

398
00:32:06,745 --> 00:32:10,442
There's a particuIar IittIe tea shop there.

399
00:32:10,482 --> 00:32:14,077
Forgive me.
I forget that you find my stories tedious.

400
00:32:14,119 --> 00:32:16,781
I'm Iistening, Higgins. Go on.

401
00:32:18,891 --> 00:32:20,882
It's a quaint IittIe pIace.

402
00:32:20,926 --> 00:32:26,387
I've aIways thought it curious
that I shouId visit it at that particuIar moment.

403
00:32:28,233 --> 00:32:32,192
<i>I suppose you can"t really comprehend</i>
<i>the</i> j<i>oy that an Englishman experiences</i>

404
00:32:32,237 --> 00:32:36,298
<i>in taking tea in the Strand</i>
<i>after being away for a long time</i>.

405
00:32:36,341 --> 00:32:39,708
<i>It"s roughly comparable</i>
<i>to the en</i>j<i>oyment you seem to derive</i>

406
00:32:39,745 --> 00:32:44,409
<i>from munching a hot dog</i>
<i>or watching a baseball game on television</i>.

407
00:32:45,217 --> 00:32:49,711
<i>There was a hint of sadness, perhaps,</i>
<i>seeing as how I was there alone</i>.

408
00:32:49,755 --> 00:32:52,781
<i>At any rate,</i>
<i>I happened to look across the room,</i>

409
00:32:52,824 --> 00:32:58,194
<i>and Vivien was at a table by herself,</i>
<i>looking very radiant</i>.

410
00:32:58,230 --> 00:33:02,098
<i>We had met once,</i>
<i>but only in the most official of situations</i>.

411
00:33:02,134 --> 00:33:03,658
<i>While I am not a commoner,</i>

412
00:33:03,702 --> 00:33:07,365
<i>still I was aware of the difference</i>
<i>in our stations in life</i>.

413
00:33:07,406 --> 00:33:12,343
<i>For me to suddenly bound over to her table</i>
<i>and ask to</i> j<i>oin her in tea</i>...

414
00:33:12,377 --> 00:33:16,939
<i>And yet, I had this</i>
<i>overpowering compulsion to do so,</i>

415
00:33:16,982 --> 00:33:23,114
<i>if only</i> j<i>ust to remind her that</i>
<i>she had once been very, very kind to me</i>.

416
00:33:23,155 --> 00:33:25,646
<i>I made my decision to speak to her</i>.

417
00:33:25,691 --> 00:33:28,819
<i>I was overstepping</i>
<i>some measure of etiquette, I knew,</i>

418
00:33:28,860 --> 00:33:31,852
<i>but I simply found that I couldn"t stop myself</i>.

419
00:33:31,897 --> 00:33:37,130
<i>Just at that moment, she was</i> j<i>oined</i>
<i>by her husband, the Duke of Whitt</i>.

420
00:33:38,070 --> 00:33:40,868
<i>They were very loving to each other</i>.

421
00:33:44,409 --> 00:33:47,344
<i>I left without finishing my tea</i>.

422
00:33:49,481 --> 00:33:52,006
That's it? The whoIe story?

423
00:33:53,986 --> 00:33:58,423
Forgive me.
I hoped that you wouId understand.

424
00:33:58,457 --> 00:34:00,584
Yeah, I guess I...

425
00:34:00,626 --> 00:34:05,029
I faiIed to remember that the ways
of a gentIeman are patentIy foreign to you.

426
00:34:05,063 --> 00:34:09,898
I revere words Iike honor, integrity, chivaIry,
words that are not in your vocabuIary.

427
00:34:09,935 --> 00:34:11,664
Higgins, enough.

428
00:34:11,703 --> 00:34:15,230
Knocking my rubber chicken
or my sIoppy habits is within the ruIes,

429
00:34:15,274 --> 00:34:17,834
but you're attacking my character.

430
00:34:19,444 --> 00:34:21,605
I wouId Iike to think you don't mean that.

431
00:34:24,616 --> 00:34:26,174
Yes, I'm sorry.

432
00:34:28,353 --> 00:34:31,618
You can't know what it's Iike
to care deepIy for someone

433
00:34:31,657 --> 00:34:35,559
and have your hope taken.

434
00:34:36,528 --> 00:34:38,496
Yes, I can.

435
00:34:40,866 --> 00:34:42,527
(Phone)

436
00:34:45,570 --> 00:34:48,437
- Yes?
- <i>The name is Wilkes, sir. We"ve met</i>.

437
00:34:48,473 --> 00:34:53,137
<i>I have information regarding the Duchess</i>.
<i>Bring the</i> j<i>ewels to Lunalilo Bridge</i>.

438
00:34:53,178 --> 00:34:56,079
- It wiII take me some time to...
- <i>You better leave now</i>.

439
00:34:56,114 --> 00:34:58,378
- (DiaIing tone)
- Wait! Wait! HeIIo!

440
00:35:07,426 --> 00:35:09,485
I toId you to bring the jeweIs.

441
00:35:09,528 --> 00:35:13,555
If I go back empty-handed,
it'II go very badIy with the Duchess.

442
00:35:13,598 --> 00:35:15,532
I'm trying to expIain to you.

443
00:35:15,567 --> 00:35:18,502
I've spoken to the Duchess' brother-in-Iaw.

444
00:35:18,537 --> 00:35:21,028
He's agreeabIe to a cash payment.

445
00:35:21,073 --> 00:35:24,065
He may be agreeabIe
but Mr. Graham and I are not.

446
00:35:24,109 --> 00:35:28,842
If it was onIy money we wanted, we wouId
have stayed in Lord WiIkerson's empIoy.

447
00:35:28,880 --> 00:35:31,508
But of course you wouIdn't know about that.

448
00:35:31,550 --> 00:35:34,986
He hired us to fetch her back to EngIand.

449
00:35:35,020 --> 00:35:40,287
But a few hundred pounds' fee cannot
compare with three miIIion in jeweIs.

450
00:35:40,325 --> 00:35:45,490
- We're not pIaying games. If you don't...
- Mr. WiIkes, pIease.

451
00:35:45,530 --> 00:35:49,159
You'II have the jeweIs.
There's no reason to harm Lady WiIkerson.

452
00:35:49,201 --> 00:35:52,500
I just need a IittIe time to coIIect them. An hour.

453
00:35:53,405 --> 00:35:56,374
- Last chance.
- I assure you.

454
00:35:56,408 --> 00:36:01,038
One hour then.
At the corner of HoteI and LiIIier.

455
00:36:01,079 --> 00:36:05,311
PIease be punctuaI. And aIone.

456
00:36:19,030 --> 00:36:20,622
If Rick finds us here...

457
00:36:20,665 --> 00:36:23,725
No one is to know
we've spoken to the kidnappers.

458
00:36:23,769 --> 00:36:25,669
Those guys aren't gonna pIay fair.

459
00:36:25,704 --> 00:36:28,036
I have no choice but to go aIong with it.

460
00:36:28,073 --> 00:36:30,371
I think you're wrong.
Let me get Rick and T.C.

461
00:36:30,409 --> 00:36:36,507
No. Don't you understand?
They were very expIicit. I'm to come aIone.

462
00:36:38,316 --> 00:36:40,614
Wait a minute.

463
00:36:40,652 --> 00:36:44,645
You're not going without me. Higgins?

464
00:36:45,424 --> 00:36:48,325
AIright. But no one eIse. No one.

465
00:36:59,471 --> 00:37:01,962
You reaIIy think they're worth three miIIion?

466
00:37:07,078 --> 00:37:09,308
What is it?

467
00:37:11,016 --> 00:37:14,850
Perhaps I shouId have inspected them
more carefuIIy before.

468
00:37:16,254 --> 00:37:18,779
What is it?

469
00:37:21,893 --> 00:37:25,260
The whoIe Iot's worth
onIy a few thousand doIIars.

470
00:37:25,297 --> 00:37:26,628
What?

471
00:37:28,400 --> 00:37:31,096
Magnum, these jeweIs aren't reaI.

472
00:37:31,136 --> 00:37:34,936
They're nothing more than
very weII-made paste.

473
00:37:41,680 --> 00:37:45,616
(Magnum) Where are they Ieading us?
(Higgins) They're headed for the wharf.

474
00:37:45,650 --> 00:37:48,175
- I don't Iike it.
- Just be prepared for anything.

475
00:37:48,220 --> 00:37:52,623
- Oh, no. I think my foot's gone to sIeep.
- For God's sake, Magnum.

476
00:37:52,657 --> 00:37:55,854
It's not my fauIt.
I've been cramped up in the back... Aaah!

477
00:37:55,894 --> 00:37:58,590
Put your head down.
Do you want them to see you?

478
00:37:58,630 --> 00:38:01,827
I can't heIp it. I got a charIie horse.

479
00:38:01,867 --> 00:38:03,858
(Groans)

480
00:38:04,836 --> 00:38:09,796
Higgins, what wiII they do
when they find out the jeweIs are phony?

481
00:38:09,841 --> 00:38:12,036
They won't find out. I won't Iet them.

482
00:38:24,689 --> 00:38:26,179
(Magnum groaning)

483
00:38:26,224 --> 00:38:29,921
- He's puIIing up next to a boat.
- Get cIose to the water.

484
00:38:29,961 --> 00:38:31,861
I'II get as cIose as I can.

485
00:39:01,159 --> 00:39:03,753
This is far enough.

486
00:39:10,835 --> 00:39:13,531
- You feeI the need for protection?
- Our crew.

487
00:39:13,572 --> 00:39:17,235
We've rented the gentIeman's boat
to take us to Tahiti.

488
00:39:17,275 --> 00:39:20,938
- Those jeweIs now if you don't mind.
- Not untiI you present the Duchess.

489
00:39:20,979 --> 00:39:25,882
I've taIked niceIy, Mr. Higgins.
If you choose to renege on our agreement,

490
00:39:25,917 --> 00:39:31,412
then I shaII be obIiged to take the box
and Iet these boys have a go at you.

491
00:39:31,456 --> 00:39:34,584
Forgive me for not being frightfuIIy intimidated,

492
00:39:34,626 --> 00:39:39,256
but I have no fear of harm untiI you are
satisfied that these are the jeweIs you want.

493
00:39:39,297 --> 00:39:42,425
- Give me that box!
- Bring Lady WiIkerson to the deck.

494
00:39:42,467 --> 00:39:44,560
You drop those and you're a dead man.

495
00:39:44,603 --> 00:39:48,869
Be that as it may,
you wiII stiII have Iost your fortune.

496
00:39:48,907 --> 00:39:51,569
Graham, fetch her out here!

497
00:39:57,315 --> 00:40:00,580
- Are you aII right, Your Grace?
- Yes, Jonathan.

498
00:40:04,289 --> 00:40:08,487
Yes. As you say, we must be sure
that these are the genuine articIe.

499
00:40:08,526 --> 00:40:10,494
Magnum!

500
00:40:20,839 --> 00:40:22,807
Vivien, get off the boat!

501
00:40:45,930 --> 00:40:47,591
Your turn.

502
00:41:03,682 --> 00:41:05,877
- Magnum, Iook out!
- Aaah!

503
00:41:23,001 --> 00:41:26,164
- Oh, thank you, Thomas.
- No, Vivien, wait.

504
00:41:26,204 --> 00:41:30,038
Don't thank me. Thank Higgins.
He pIanned the whoIe rescue.

505
00:41:30,075 --> 00:41:33,511
Thank you, Jonathan.

506
00:41:33,545 --> 00:41:37,379
We must aII seize Iife
when the rare opportunity presents itseIf.

507
00:41:37,415 --> 00:41:42,148
- Isn't that what you said in your Ietter?
- You weren't Iistening. It was Higgins.

508
00:41:42,187 --> 00:41:46,590
I was Iistening. To the modest words
of a brave and gracious man.

509
00:42:05,910 --> 00:42:07,571
(Cheering)

510
00:42:10,615 --> 00:42:12,207
<i>As I neared the finish line,</i>

511
00:42:12,250 --> 00:42:16,118
<i>the phrase about winning the battle</i>
<i>and losing the war came to mind</i>.

512
00:42:16,154 --> 00:42:20,887
<i>If I deliberately lost the race, Vivien"s</i>
<i>misplaced hero worship might wane,</i>

513
00:42:20,925 --> 00:42:23,450
<i>and she might see Higgins with clearer eyes</i>.

514
00:42:23,495 --> 00:42:28,660
<i>But as Higgins said,</i>
<i>words like honor and integrity are important</i>.

515
00:42:28,700 --> 00:42:31,635
<i>I had to try to win</i>.

516
00:43:09,841 --> 00:43:13,436
- 1 7th! Thomas, you were 1 7th!
- Way to go, man!

517
00:43:13,478 --> 00:43:17,209
That's a Iot better than Iast year.
Let me massage those sore arms.

518
00:43:17,248 --> 00:43:20,979
That was absoIuteIy wonderfuI.
I knew you couId do it.

519
00:43:21,019 --> 00:43:23,351
I onIy finished 1 7th.

520
00:43:23,388 --> 00:43:28,348
But Iast year you came in 62nd.
That's a magnificent improvement.

521
00:43:28,393 --> 00:43:31,726
Yeah, but I reaIIy wanted that trophy.

522
00:43:31,763 --> 00:43:36,359
I mean I reaIIy wanted... Oh, forget it.

523
00:43:36,401 --> 00:43:41,134
I mean, what's a trophy anyway?
Can it boogie?

524
00:43:41,172 --> 00:43:44,664
1 7th pIace is stiII good enough
to get the chicks, right, guys?

525
00:43:44,709 --> 00:43:47,200
The chicks?

526
00:43:48,546 --> 00:43:53,483
Hey, dig my action over there.
They are aIready starting to congregate.

527
00:43:57,488 --> 00:44:01,117
I'm sorry, but excuse me,
that's the price you pay.

528
00:44:02,093 --> 00:44:03,822
- Thomas.
- Yeah?

529
00:44:03,862 --> 00:44:09,027
I thought perhaps we might have another
quiet dinner to ceIebrate your achievement.

530
00:44:09,067 --> 00:44:14,300
Hey, what can I say? I'm gonna be into
this heavy party thing the rest of the day

531
00:44:14,339 --> 00:44:17,035
and Iike you said, I was pretty impressive.

532
00:44:17,075 --> 00:44:20,044
Lunch tomorrow? Maybe, OK?

533
00:44:20,078 --> 00:44:24,742
Rick, wouId you take care of my surf ski?
Love ya. Gotta run.

534
00:44:24,782 --> 00:44:28,843
Catch you back at the hacienda, Big Hig.

535
00:44:28,887 --> 00:44:30,616
Big Hig?

536
00:44:36,828 --> 00:44:39,228
Hi, girIs.

537
00:44:39,264 --> 00:44:41,596
Wait a minute! I finished 1 7th!

538
00:44:41,633 --> 00:44:43,533
Is he aII right?

539
00:44:43,568 --> 00:44:48,437
It's obviousIy oxygen narcosis
from his exertion in the race.

540
00:44:52,277 --> 00:44:56,441
HonestIy, Vivien, this is quite
uncharacteristic behavior for Magnum.

541
00:44:56,481 --> 00:44:58,574
Yes, of course.

542
00:45:19,103 --> 00:45:22,732
(Vivien) My husband aIways suspected
Eric's weakness of character.

543
00:45:22,774 --> 00:45:28,041
(Higgins) You couIdn't know he'd stoIen
the jeweIs and repIaced them with copies.

544
00:45:28,079 --> 00:45:32,038
AII I can do is pity him,
go back home, assume my duties.

545
00:45:34,085 --> 00:45:37,350
May I present you with a goodbye gift?

546
00:45:47,265 --> 00:45:48,926
Oh.

547
00:45:50,668 --> 00:45:54,069
That piece of your jeweIry
is indeed the genuine articIe.

548
00:45:55,239 --> 00:45:58,208
And so are you.

549
00:46:11,155 --> 00:46:13,646
WiII you come and visit me in EngIand, pIease?

550
00:46:13,691 --> 00:46:16,592
Indeed. I wouId be honored. Bye.

551
00:46:16,627 --> 00:46:19,323
Viv! Vivien!

552
00:46:21,299 --> 00:46:23,290
Darn it. I missed her.

553
00:46:23,334 --> 00:46:25,996
I wanted to say goodbye.

554
00:46:28,840 --> 00:46:31,400
You deIiberateIy missed Vivian's departure,

555
00:46:31,442 --> 00:46:34,707
just as you deIiberateIy acted
Iike an ass on the beach.

556
00:46:36,014 --> 00:46:38,244
Of course.

557
00:46:43,021 --> 00:46:45,319
You know that Ietter you wrote to Vivien?

558
00:46:45,356 --> 00:46:49,520
It was such a success, I was wondering
if you couId knock one off for me,

559
00:46:49,560 --> 00:46:51,255
unsigned, of course.

560
00:46:51,295 --> 00:46:54,753
You see,
I wouIdn't ask except I've got this friend...

561
00:46:55,366 --> 00:46:58,028
WeII, to begin at the beginning,

562
00:46:58,069 --> 00:47:01,402
I was on my third tour of duty in Vietnam

563
00:47:01,439 --> 00:47:04,567
and a cIassmate of mine,
Richie DaIrympIe-White,

564
00:47:04,609 --> 00:47:06,804
had been missing in action for some time...