1 00:02:30,132 --> 00:02:33,898 You mean, you're really gonna bet your signed Picasso... 2 00:02:33,969 --> 00:02:35,527 for Taphie here? 3 00:02:35,637 --> 00:02:36,968 (Robin) Absolutely. 4 00:02:37,039 --> 00:02:39,769 l had planned to take her back to Paris with me. 5 00:02:40,175 --> 00:02:42,040 (Buzz) Why, you devil. 6 00:02:43,512 --> 00:02:46,481 To sponsor her for two years at the Sorbonne. 7 00:02:47,582 --> 00:02:48,674 Oh. 8 00:02:49,251 --> 00:02:51,617 Well, let's see what you've got. 9 00:02:59,494 --> 00:03:01,018 Aloha, Robin. 10 00:03:01,530 --> 00:03:05,261 Damn. Five years of high school right down the drain. 11 00:03:07,235 --> 00:03:09,897 Too bad, Robin. Another terrible night. 12 00:03:10,839 --> 00:03:13,399 So far you've lost one signed Picasso... 13 00:03:13,475 --> 00:03:16,035 a case of 100-year-old Frog champagne... 14 00:03:16,111 --> 00:03:19,046 your master pressings of Jack Teagarden's original songs... 15 00:03:19,114 --> 00:03:23,346 plus, you owe me one original story for the next issue of my magazine. 16 00:03:23,485 --> 00:03:25,851 Now, what do you say? 17 00:03:26,188 --> 00:03:28,622 (Robin) l say give me a break, Buzz. 18 00:03:28,690 --> 00:03:30,248 l did give you a break... 19 00:03:30,325 --> 00:03:32,384 in the first issue of my magazine... 20 00:03:32,461 --> 00:03:34,452 22 years ago. 21 00:03:36,064 --> 00:03:38,828 l was the first one to publish your first story... 22 00:03:38,900 --> 00:03:40,868 Babes in Babylon... 23 00:03:40,936 --> 00:03:45,703 illustrated with slightly retouched photos of my original Buzzettes. 24 00:03:46,975 --> 00:03:48,567 [exclaiming] 25 00:03:48,643 --> 00:03:50,201 Damn it, Mickey! 26 00:03:50,278 --> 00:03:52,644 l told you never to disturb me when l'm in the game room. 27 00:03:52,714 --> 00:03:53,738 Now what the.... 28 00:03:53,815 --> 00:03:55,112 Yeah. But, Uncle, guess what? 29 00:03:55,183 --> 00:03:57,913 We just beat the Washington Senators. lsn't that great? 30 00:03:57,986 --> 00:03:59,715 Terrific! What was the score? 1 7 to 3. 31 00:03:59,788 --> 00:04:01,915 (Robin) Excuse me, but didn't the Washington Senators... 32 00:04:01,990 --> 00:04:04,083 go out of existence in 1969? 33 00:04:04,159 --> 00:04:06,354 Not the ones up on Capitol Hill. 34 00:04:06,428 --> 00:04:08,794 Their softball team played my Blasters. 35 00:04:08,864 --> 00:04:10,889 My co-ed softball team. 36 00:04:10,966 --> 00:04:14,925 Now maybe those bozos won't hold that anti-trust bill against me. 37 00:04:16,271 --> 00:04:17,602 You can go now. 38 00:04:17,672 --> 00:04:20,436 Go polish some statues or something. Okay, Mickey? 39 00:04:20,509 --> 00:04:21,874 Yes, Uncle. 40 00:04:25,914 --> 00:04:28,644 My niece and second cousin's third son. 41 00:04:30,118 --> 00:04:31,642 l warned them about brain damage. 42 00:04:31,720 --> 00:04:32,914 [girls laughing] 43 00:04:32,988 --> 00:04:34,080 (Buzz) Your deal. 44 00:04:34,156 --> 00:04:37,614 (Robin) You know, l've got a pretty decent softball team myself. 45 00:04:39,094 --> 00:04:40,493 No kidding. 46 00:04:41,129 --> 00:04:43,427 l never joke about softball. 47 00:04:43,498 --> 00:04:46,160 My King Kamehameha Club Paddlers. 48 00:04:46,234 --> 00:04:49,465 They've won their league the last three years in a row. 49 00:04:49,738 --> 00:04:51,399 lsland ball, huh? 50 00:04:52,774 --> 00:04:54,537 What do you use, coconuts for balls, huh? 51 00:04:54,609 --> 00:04:56,008 [girls laughing] 52 00:04:56,611 --> 00:04:58,169 Ukuleles for bats? 53 00:04:59,481 --> 00:05:00,743 (Robin) Hardly. 54 00:05:01,082 --> 00:05:03,915 How can you play serious softball on a surfboard? 55 00:05:03,985 --> 00:05:05,782 Hey, give me a break, will you? 56 00:05:05,854 --> 00:05:08,652 Actually, Buzz, my team is quite serious. 57 00:05:11,059 --> 00:05:13,619 Serious enough to recoup your losses? 58 00:05:14,162 --> 00:05:17,620 Friday, 2:00, Kapalonu Park. 59 00:05:18,900 --> 00:05:20,265 You got it. 60 00:05:21,503 --> 00:05:24,301 What are you gonna put up in case your guys lose? 61 00:05:24,940 --> 00:05:26,066 Name it. 62 00:05:27,142 --> 00:05:28,632 (Higgins) The estate. 63 00:05:29,611 --> 00:05:33,342 Mr. Masters bet the entire estate on a softball game. 64 00:05:34,182 --> 00:05:35,809 lt's just for a year, Higgins. 65 00:05:35,884 --> 00:05:38,648 The ramifications of which seem to elude you. 66 00:05:38,720 --> 00:05:39,914 Think of it. 67 00:05:39,988 --> 00:05:44,391 The entire estate given over for a year to a playboy of questionable reputation... 68 00:05:44,459 --> 00:05:47,951 and his hordes of scantily clad models with even looser morals. 69 00:05:48,029 --> 00:05:49,496 Sounds terrible. 70 00:05:49,564 --> 00:05:50,656 And worse yet... 71 00:05:50,732 --> 00:05:53,701 Mr. Masters has predicated this ridiculous wager... 72 00:05:53,768 --> 00:05:56,032 on your team winning a game. 73 00:05:56,571 --> 00:05:58,368 [TVplaying] 74 00:06:00,942 --> 00:06:04,571 You know, lads, l sometimes view myself as a latter day Job... 75 00:06:04,646 --> 00:06:07,342 constantly being tested by our creator. 76 00:06:07,482 --> 00:06:11,077 How else could l possibly justify four major wars... 77 00:06:11,152 --> 00:06:12,949 dozens of minor conflicts... 78 00:06:13,021 --> 00:06:15,353 seven natural disasters, and... 79 00:06:15,423 --> 00:06:17,254 Aha! Double play Tigers! 80 00:06:18,760 --> 00:06:19,988 ...him. 81 00:06:22,964 --> 00:06:26,058 l say, Magnum, that glove must have gone out of style with-- 82 00:06:26,134 --> 00:06:27,499 Al Kaline. 83 00:06:28,103 --> 00:06:29,229 Who? 84 00:06:29,804 --> 00:06:31,203 Al Kaline. 85 00:06:31,273 --> 00:06:34,140 He's the right fielder for the Tigers. He was the greatest. 86 00:06:34,209 --> 00:06:37,406 You know, l remember once, back in June of 1956... 87 00:06:37,479 --> 00:06:40,004 my dad's uncle Lyle took me to Briggs Stadium... 88 00:06:40,081 --> 00:06:42,174 for a Tiger game against the Yankees. 89 00:06:42,250 --> 00:06:43,877 Well, Mickey Mantle was at the plate. 90 00:06:43,952 --> 00:06:47,649 He just crushed an 0-2 pitch off Paul Foytack to right. 91 00:06:47,722 --> 00:06:49,781 Well, Al just-- Oh, my God! 92 00:06:54,229 --> 00:06:55,628 Where is it? 93 00:06:57,966 --> 00:06:58,990 Where's what? 94 00:06:59,067 --> 00:07:02,093 The 1 10 mm lens this cap should be covering. 95 00:07:03,071 --> 00:07:04,197 Higgins, l can explain-- 96 00:07:04,272 --> 00:07:06,968 l am utterly sick and tired of those four pathetic words: 97 00:07:07,042 --> 00:07:08,669 ''Higgins, l can explain.'' 98 00:07:08,743 --> 00:07:12,179 l want an answer, Magnum. Do you understand me? An answer. Now! 99 00:07:13,615 --> 00:07:16,812 Higgins, the lens and the camera... 100 00:07:16,885 --> 00:07:20,321 are at the bottom of a construction site on Kuhio Avenue. 101 00:07:22,324 --> 00:07:24,053 Mr. Masters' Nikon? 102 00:07:24,125 --> 00:07:26,252 But l'm gonna get a new one. l promise, Higgins. 103 00:07:26,328 --> 00:07:29,092 With what? More explanations? More promises? 104 00:07:29,164 --> 00:07:31,860 l'm afraid the merchants won't take your feeble protestations... 105 00:07:31,933 --> 00:07:34,060 as legal tender, and neither will l! 106 00:07:34,135 --> 00:07:37,662 l'll get the money, Higgins. l know my responsibilities. 107 00:07:38,073 --> 00:07:41,668 Look, l'm working for Lola Stenhauser. She's a waitress at the club. 108 00:07:41,743 --> 00:07:45,042 See, l'm trying to find her ex-husband who skipped on his alimony-- 109 00:07:45,113 --> 00:07:47,581 l don't care about Lola Stenhauser. 110 00:07:47,649 --> 00:07:51,210 And l don't care about her squalid little soap-opera life! 111 00:07:53,054 --> 00:07:55,545 What l care about is Mr. Masters' camera. 112 00:07:55,623 --> 00:07:57,056 What l care about is the fact... 113 00:07:57,125 --> 00:08:00,151 that he has so cavalierly wagered my future on this estate... 114 00:08:00,228 --> 00:08:02,355 on something so banal as a softball game. 115 00:08:02,430 --> 00:08:04,421 My God! lt's not even cricket. 116 00:08:04,499 --> 00:08:07,297 And lastly, what l care about is that my fate... 117 00:08:07,369 --> 00:08:09,894 indeed my whole life as l know it... 118 00:08:09,971 --> 00:08:12,166 is in your clumsy hands! 119 00:08:24,185 --> 00:08:25,709 (Rick) Come on, Lola. 120 00:08:27,455 --> 00:08:28,717 All right! 121 00:08:28,990 --> 00:08:31,220 [players whooping] 122 00:08:31,726 --> 00:08:33,250 Nice play, Lola. All right. 123 00:08:33,328 --> 00:08:35,796 Come on, Rick. All strikes. Now give them the moon ball. 124 00:08:35,864 --> 00:08:36,990 (man #1) Okay, Keoki. 125 00:08:37,065 --> 00:08:38,054 (man #2) Just stay loose. 126 00:08:38,133 --> 00:08:39,122 (Rick) Get under it. 127 00:08:39,200 --> 00:08:40,258 (Magnum) Good. 128 00:08:40,335 --> 00:08:42,599 That's it. Come on, Magnum. 129 00:08:44,506 --> 00:08:47,942 All right, boy! That's the way to go, T.M.! That's the way to go! 130 00:08:48,009 --> 00:08:50,000 Roll another one in there, Rick. 131 00:08:50,478 --> 00:08:51,809 (Rick) All strikes, huh? 132 00:08:51,880 --> 00:08:54,314 All right, Keoki, try and hit this one. 133 00:08:57,018 --> 00:08:58,918 All right, base hit. Come on. 134 00:08:58,987 --> 00:09:00,045 (Magnum) Nice hit, Keoki. 135 00:09:00,121 --> 00:09:01,588 Okay, Keoki. 136 00:09:01,656 --> 00:09:03,055 Bobby, you're up! 137 00:09:03,124 --> 00:09:04,455 (man) Weak batter, weak batter. 138 00:09:04,526 --> 00:09:06,494 (Magnum) Come on, all strikes now, Rick. Let's go. 139 00:09:06,561 --> 00:09:08,256 Throw a strike. (T.C.) Come on, more arm, Rick... 140 00:09:08,329 --> 00:09:10,763 get it up there or else they'll cream us every time. 141 00:09:10,832 --> 00:09:12,891 All right. (Magnum) Come on Rick, the moon ball. 142 00:09:12,967 --> 00:09:14,434 Come on, Bob. 143 00:09:15,937 --> 00:09:17,029 Way to rip, Bobby. 144 00:09:17,105 --> 00:09:19,005 Come on, be a pitcher, man, be a pitcher. 145 00:09:19,074 --> 00:09:21,042 Okay, Bobby, one more. Okay, let's take two. 146 00:09:21,109 --> 00:09:22,667 (Magnum) Okay, Lola, you and me, huh? 147 00:09:22,744 --> 00:09:24,211 (Lola) Okay. 148 00:09:25,447 --> 00:09:26,914 Okay, all right. 149 00:09:27,315 --> 00:09:30,045 lt's okay. That's all right. We'll get the next one. 150 00:09:30,118 --> 00:09:32,484 Come on, Lola, get your head in the game. What's wrong? 151 00:09:32,554 --> 00:09:33,782 Jerome. 152 00:09:33,855 --> 00:09:37,450 Oh, yeah. Well, we'll get it next time. Okay. 153 00:09:37,525 --> 00:09:39,425 Okay, Thomas, you're up. 154 00:09:39,494 --> 00:09:40,859 (T.C.) Okay, Thomas. 155 00:09:40,929 --> 00:09:42,055 (Rick) Yeah, that's it. 156 00:09:42,130 --> 00:09:43,688 (Magnum) Lola's head wasn't the only one... 157 00:09:43,765 --> 00:09:45,494 that wasn't totally into practice. 158 00:09:45,567 --> 00:09:49,560 I had other things on my mind, too, like Higgins and the anxiety he felt... 159 00:09:49,637 --> 00:09:53,129 about having everything in his life turned totally topsy-turvy. 160 00:09:53,208 --> 00:09:55,802 The majordomo was used to a certain order and regimen... 161 00:09:55,877 --> 00:09:59,278 that Buzz Benoit and the Buzzettes were certain to demolish. 162 00:09:59,581 --> 00:10:02,516 I wonder if Robin was thinking about that when he made the bet. 163 00:10:02,584 --> 00:10:04,074 Probably not. 164 00:10:04,519 --> 00:10:05,918 [people exclaim] 165 00:10:05,987 --> 00:10:07,887 Easy out, easy out, easy out. 166 00:10:12,360 --> 00:10:16,091 (Magnum) He was probably thinking he had a pretty good team. 167 00:10:16,164 --> 00:10:18,394 And as a matter of fact, we were. 168 00:10:18,466 --> 00:10:20,058 But the truth of it is... 169 00:10:20,135 --> 00:10:22,729 unless you play this game every day... 170 00:10:22,804 --> 00:10:25,568 well, you're going to be erratic. 171 00:10:25,640 --> 00:10:28,268 Come on, T.C.! A lizard could've caught that! 172 00:10:28,343 --> 00:10:30,106 l've seen better hands on my mother. 173 00:10:30,178 --> 00:10:32,510 Well, maybe you ought to bring your mom out here. 174 00:10:32,580 --> 00:10:35,048 At least she is a girl. You just pitch like one. 175 00:10:35,116 --> 00:10:36,140 Hey. 176 00:10:36,217 --> 00:10:37,707 (T.C.) Present company excepted, Lola. 177 00:10:37,785 --> 00:10:39,844 Hey, Lola, come on in and hit for a while. 178 00:10:39,921 --> 00:10:40,945 Okay. 179 00:10:41,022 --> 00:10:43,217 [people chattering] 180 00:10:45,160 --> 00:10:46,821 Go get them, huh? 181 00:10:48,129 --> 00:10:50,188 Nice pitching, Rick. 182 00:10:50,265 --> 00:10:52,733 (Magnum) The one thing this team did have is heart. 183 00:10:52,800 --> 00:10:56,930 And you could say that Lola Stenhauser personified that very quality. 184 00:10:57,005 --> 00:11:00,463 She was beautiful, intelligent, and boy, could she hit. 185 00:11:01,543 --> 00:11:02,771 (Lola) Oh, no! 186 00:11:03,011 --> 00:11:05,036 (man) Oh, there goes his weekend. 187 00:11:06,214 --> 00:11:08,205 [groaning] Oh, Rick, l'm sorry. 188 00:11:09,384 --> 00:11:11,147 ls it your stomach? 189 00:11:11,219 --> 00:11:12,481 [men laugh] 190 00:11:12,554 --> 00:11:14,249 ls it your tummy? 191 00:11:14,422 --> 00:11:15,582 [Rick groaning] 192 00:11:15,657 --> 00:11:17,921 Come on, tough it out, Orville baby, tough it out. 193 00:11:17,992 --> 00:11:19,482 We better get him out of here. 194 00:11:19,561 --> 00:11:21,153 (Magnum) You all right? 195 00:11:21,229 --> 00:11:23,424 l'll stick with him to see if he's okay. 196 00:11:23,498 --> 00:11:25,295 lt's probably his stomach. 197 00:11:25,366 --> 00:11:27,197 Do you think he'll fire me? 198 00:11:27,268 --> 00:11:28,997 No, you hit too good. 199 00:11:29,070 --> 00:11:33,404 No. No, l bet he'll fire me. And then l'll really be in big trouble. 200 00:11:33,474 --> 00:11:35,999 First, l lose my husband, then l lose my job... 201 00:11:36,077 --> 00:11:37,669 then l won't be able to pay you. 202 00:11:37,745 --> 00:11:40,373 You don't have to pay me... Good-bye second base. 203 00:11:40,448 --> 00:11:42,439 ...until you find Jerome. 204 00:11:42,717 --> 00:11:43,775 Jerome. 205 00:11:43,851 --> 00:11:47,412 Lola, please. Now, don't worry. l've got a lead. 206 00:11:47,488 --> 00:11:52,425 l happen to know for a fact that Jerome, your husband, well, your ex-husband... 207 00:11:52,493 --> 00:11:54,791 is working construction. So, l'm gonna find him... 208 00:11:54,862 --> 00:11:58,855 we'll take him to court and l'll get your alimony back. l promise. 209 00:11:58,933 --> 00:12:01,561 You're gonna think l'm crazy, Thomas... 210 00:12:03,438 --> 00:12:05,668 but l think l still love him. 211 00:12:06,574 --> 00:12:11,443 Even though he drank and ran around and acted irresponsible... 212 00:12:12,046 --> 00:12:13,445 Jerome was.... 213 00:12:13,514 --> 00:12:17,109 Well, he was Jerome. 214 00:12:17,585 --> 00:12:20,076 You know what l mean? He was sweet. 215 00:12:20,288 --> 00:12:23,257 And even though we're divorced and everything... 216 00:12:23,324 --> 00:12:25,519 l just want him back. 217 00:12:27,061 --> 00:12:29,825 Tell me the truth. Am l crazy? 218 00:12:31,432 --> 00:12:33,764 You must be mad if you think that you could-- 219 00:12:33,835 --> 00:12:35,268 Yes, l think l can. 220 00:12:35,336 --> 00:12:36,826 Listen, maybe l am nuts. 221 00:12:36,904 --> 00:12:39,737 That ain't gonna stop me from digging up those dumb orchid beds... 222 00:12:39,807 --> 00:12:42,435 and putting up a Tiger tent right here on this lawn. 223 00:12:42,510 --> 00:12:43,807 Yes, sir. 224 00:12:43,945 --> 00:12:46,470 A regular three-ring circus of sin. 225 00:12:46,648 --> 00:12:50,744 Robin's nest might be pretty like it is, but l wanna make it fun. 226 00:12:51,252 --> 00:12:52,310 Fun? 227 00:12:52,620 --> 00:12:55,111 Look, l gotta stay here for a year. 228 00:12:55,189 --> 00:12:57,453 l might as well enjoy it. Are you hip? 229 00:12:57,525 --> 00:12:59,584 l most certainly am not. 230 00:12:59,661 --> 00:13:01,822 And over there, get that, Mickey... 231 00:13:01,896 --> 00:13:05,457 we'll build a pleasure pool with a series of love canals. 232 00:13:05,933 --> 00:13:07,958 My good man, l must inform you-- 233 00:13:08,036 --> 00:13:10,402 Hey, l'm gonna still keep you on. 234 00:13:10,471 --> 00:13:11,699 Don't worry. 235 00:13:12,440 --> 00:13:14,806 That's what's bugging you, isn't it? 236 00:13:14,876 --> 00:13:17,276 Well, don't you worry, my good man. 237 00:13:17,345 --> 00:13:21,338 lt might be kind of fun having an English butler answer the door. 238 00:13:21,516 --> 00:13:25,043 You could wear one of those black suits with the tails and stuff. 239 00:13:25,119 --> 00:13:27,417 Might be kind of kinky, especially-- 240 00:13:27,488 --> 00:13:31,185 l have no intentions of serving you as your butler or in any other capacity... 241 00:13:31,259 --> 00:13:34,387 except as Mr. Masters' representative on the island. 242 00:13:34,495 --> 00:13:37,760 You and your friends are his guests. 243 00:13:38,399 --> 00:13:42,563 Therefore, l will seek to make your stay as comfortable as possible. 244 00:13:42,737 --> 00:13:45,865 However, in so far as the future is concerned... 245 00:13:46,407 --> 00:13:49,171 you still have to win your blasted game. 246 00:13:50,878 --> 00:13:52,243 Hey, no problem. 247 00:13:53,981 --> 00:13:57,144 (T.C.) No problem, T.M., win, lose, or draw... 248 00:13:57,385 --> 00:14:00,582 we have got it made in the shade. 249 00:14:00,655 --> 00:14:01,713 Yeah. 250 00:14:01,789 --> 00:14:05,850 Buzzettes, Buzzettes, and more Buzzettes for a whole year. 251 00:14:05,927 --> 00:14:08,293 Remember who your pals are, Thomas. 252 00:14:08,363 --> 00:14:10,957 What about Higgins? l don't think that all this-- 253 00:14:11,032 --> 00:14:12,363 Uh-uh-uh. lt'll be good for him. 254 00:14:12,433 --> 00:14:14,458 (Rick) Yeah, it'll loosen him up. 255 00:14:14,635 --> 00:14:17,263 Higgins or not, l know one thing. 256 00:14:17,605 --> 00:14:20,130 This is gonna be one hell of a year, baby. 257 00:14:20,208 --> 00:14:21,300 [laughing] 258 00:14:21,376 --> 00:14:23,606 (Buzz) You bet your bazookas it is. 259 00:14:24,345 --> 00:14:25,539 l like it. 260 00:14:25,613 --> 00:14:28,047 l'll make this the arcade and game room. 261 00:14:28,116 --> 00:14:29,515 Wait a second. 262 00:14:29,584 --> 00:14:30,744 l live here. 263 00:14:31,452 --> 00:14:32,749 Who's he? 264 00:14:33,721 --> 00:14:34,881 Magnum. 265 00:14:34,956 --> 00:14:37,424 He sometimes helps with security. 266 00:14:37,492 --> 00:14:38,959 l got my own. 267 00:14:39,494 --> 00:14:41,086 Get rid of him after the game. 268 00:14:41,162 --> 00:14:42,288 (Mickey) Yes, Uncle. 269 00:14:42,363 --> 00:14:45,127 Well, what's next? l want to see it all. 270 00:14:46,667 --> 00:14:48,430 Bye-bye, Buzzettes. 271 00:14:51,105 --> 00:14:52,766 l think we better win. 272 00:14:59,981 --> 00:15:01,710 Higgins, where am l gonna live? 273 00:15:01,783 --> 00:15:04,684 Well, l suppose you could sponge off your friends for a year... 274 00:15:04,752 --> 00:15:06,982 or you could rent a bachelor pad in Waikiki... 275 00:15:07,054 --> 00:15:08,988 with a nice view of a high-rise. 276 00:15:09,056 --> 00:15:10,614 Or perhaps-- Come on, Higgins. 277 00:15:10,691 --> 00:15:13,558 We've got a real problem here and all you're doing is making jokes. 278 00:15:13,628 --> 00:15:14,686 Yes. 279 00:15:14,962 --> 00:15:17,294 For once, we are in agreement on something. 280 00:15:17,365 --> 00:15:19,196 You must win that match. 281 00:15:19,267 --> 00:15:20,996 Game, not match. lt's a game. 282 00:15:21,068 --> 00:15:22,262 Not to me, it isn't. 283 00:15:22,336 --> 00:15:24,861 That vulgarian and his exhibitionistic entourage... 284 00:15:24,939 --> 00:15:28,067 are on the verge of driving me and the lads stark, raving mad. 285 00:15:28,142 --> 00:15:30,770 lf he wins, l will, of course, have to resign. 286 00:15:30,845 --> 00:15:33,871 For l cannot stay here under these wretched conditions. 287 00:15:33,948 --> 00:15:35,973 Lagoons of love, indeed. 288 00:15:36,150 --> 00:15:37,378 You must win. 289 00:15:37,452 --> 00:15:40,717 Don't worry, Higgins. Me and the guys are gonna do everything we can to win. 290 00:15:40,788 --> 00:15:42,551 You can count on us. 291 00:15:45,493 --> 00:15:46,824 And them. 292 00:15:48,329 --> 00:15:49,694 [girls shrieking] 293 00:15:53,401 --> 00:15:54,561 [chuckling] 294 00:15:54,802 --> 00:15:56,895 Look, they're a joke. 295 00:15:57,638 --> 00:16:01,074 You see, Higgins? All that paranoia over nothing. 296 00:16:01,142 --> 00:16:04,509 Just a couple of rich guys making some silly bet. 297 00:16:04,879 --> 00:16:08,906 Buzz and his exhibitionistic entourage, they come to Hawaii... 298 00:16:08,983 --> 00:16:12,180 they have fun for a week, they lose the game, they go home. 299 00:16:12,253 --> 00:16:15,586 Yeah, sure, it's a bit of an inconvenience for us... 300 00:16:15,656 --> 00:16:18,591 but it's these tough little jobs that come up in life... 301 00:16:18,659 --> 00:16:22,425 that you and l have to do every so often that build character. 302 00:16:22,497 --> 00:16:24,829 As a matter of fact, Higgins... 303 00:16:25,166 --> 00:16:27,657 l think this might be good for us. 304 00:16:29,370 --> 00:16:30,428 Bye. 305 00:16:30,771 --> 00:16:33,740 Magnum, wait. Aren't you going to practice? 306 00:16:34,041 --> 00:16:36,475 Later. l gotta find somebody first. 307 00:16:41,816 --> 00:16:44,717 (Magnum) And that somebody was Jerome Stenhauser. 308 00:16:44,785 --> 00:16:46,912 I hadn't forgotten my case for Lola. 309 00:16:46,988 --> 00:16:50,549 I also hadn't forgotten about the last time I'd gone looking for him. 310 00:16:50,625 --> 00:16:54,652 I'd ended up jumping out of the way of a swinging crane and lost the camera. 311 00:16:54,729 --> 00:16:57,630 These construction workers tend to distrust outsiders. 312 00:16:57,698 --> 00:17:00,826 That's why I thought I'd try to talk to a couple of the guys... 313 00:17:00,902 --> 00:17:03,302 in an atmosphere they'd be comfortable in. 314 00:17:03,371 --> 00:17:07,273 Where they'd be more likely to be receptive to an honest appeal for help. 315 00:17:07,642 --> 00:17:08,870 **[music playing] 316 00:17:08,943 --> 00:17:10,308 [men chattering] 317 00:17:10,711 --> 00:17:12,235 [music stops playing] 318 00:17:15,082 --> 00:17:16,379 Hi, guys. 319 00:17:18,619 --> 00:17:20,109 Beer, please. 320 00:17:20,988 --> 00:17:24,480 l think you made a mistake. l think you want the bar down the street. 321 00:17:24,559 --> 00:17:25,787 [all laughing] 322 00:17:26,694 --> 00:17:28,787 No. l'm in the right place. 323 00:17:30,531 --> 00:17:32,328 l'm looking for Jerome Stenhauser. 324 00:17:32,400 --> 00:17:33,867 Never heard of him. 325 00:17:34,168 --> 00:17:36,466 Well, he's a welder. A high beam man. 326 00:17:36,537 --> 00:17:38,528 We're all high beam men. 327 00:17:44,579 --> 00:17:47,980 Well, l heard he might be working the Kuhio site. 328 00:17:48,049 --> 00:17:50,244 l think you heard wrong. 329 00:17:50,618 --> 00:17:52,677 Finish your beer and blow. 330 00:18:01,028 --> 00:18:05,965 Well, l was hoping l wouldn't have to do this, but-- 331 00:18:06,033 --> 00:18:09,298 Well, whatever it is, l'm quaking in my boots. 332 00:18:09,370 --> 00:18:12,771 Wallace McNurty, State Bureau of Construction Safety. 333 00:18:13,274 --> 00:18:15,538 l'm gonna have to take all your names. 334 00:18:15,810 --> 00:18:16,799 What for? 335 00:18:16,877 --> 00:18:18,344 Lunchtime drinking. 336 00:18:18,546 --> 00:18:21,709 We've been having far too many incidents of after-lunch accidents... 337 00:18:21,782 --> 00:18:23,909 due to the consumption of alcoholic beverages. 338 00:18:23,985 --> 00:18:27,386 This is a cooperative program between the state and your union. 339 00:18:29,390 --> 00:18:33,759 Actually, it's this Stenhauser who we've had the most reports on. 340 00:18:33,828 --> 00:18:37,127 But since you guys can't help me out, l guess l'll-- 341 00:18:38,132 --> 00:18:39,599 [Magnum exclaiming] 342 00:18:44,905 --> 00:18:46,372 Koko Head Plaza. 343 00:18:46,774 --> 00:18:47,900 What? 344 00:18:51,612 --> 00:18:53,443 That's where you can find Jerome. 345 00:18:53,514 --> 00:18:55,505 He works the 6:00 a.m. shift there. 346 00:18:55,583 --> 00:18:58,450 Probably gone now, but you can catch him in the morning. 347 00:18:58,519 --> 00:19:01,511 How come you didn't run like the rest of them? 348 00:19:01,589 --> 00:19:02,817 Retired. 349 00:19:03,557 --> 00:19:04,649 (Mickey) Retired, huh? 350 00:19:04,725 --> 00:19:05,817 Officially, yes. 351 00:19:05,893 --> 00:19:08,088 Boy, you've had some interesting life. 352 00:19:08,162 --> 00:19:11,256 But on occasion, Her Majesty still requests my services. 353 00:19:11,332 --> 00:19:13,527 Wow, do you have a 00 number? 354 00:19:18,105 --> 00:19:19,663 By the way, did l tell you? 355 00:19:19,740 --> 00:19:22,038 My uncle wants you to make up 10 new rooms by tonight. 356 00:19:22,109 --> 00:19:24,236 Ten? More Buzzettes? 357 00:19:24,311 --> 00:19:26,279 Well, not exactly. Where is he? 358 00:19:26,347 --> 00:19:27,712 ln the den. 359 00:19:31,852 --> 00:19:33,410 [Buzz chuckling] 360 00:19:34,188 --> 00:19:37,248 Oh, my God! What are you doing? 361 00:19:39,026 --> 00:19:40,288 August. 362 00:19:40,594 --> 00:19:42,459 But she's.... 363 00:19:43,297 --> 00:19:45,731 l call her ''Beauty and the Beasts.'' 364 00:19:46,367 --> 00:19:48,767 She's not wearing anything. 365 00:19:49,970 --> 00:19:51,938 With my Victoria Cross. 366 00:19:52,039 --> 00:19:53,267 Catchy, huh? 367 00:19:54,742 --> 00:19:56,835 And she's not even English. 368 00:19:57,578 --> 00:20:01,241 Relax, baby. Come on, show me some teeth, honey. Show me some teeth. 369 00:20:02,583 --> 00:20:05,313 Lads. Lads, come at once. 370 00:20:06,420 --> 00:20:07,580 Lads! 371 00:20:07,888 --> 00:20:08,912 [growling] 372 00:20:08,989 --> 00:20:10,149 Lads! 373 00:20:10,324 --> 00:20:13,020 Hey, don't forget those 10 new rooms, okay? 374 00:20:13,094 --> 00:20:14,823 (Buzz) Atta girl. 375 00:20:14,895 --> 00:20:16,021 Lads. 376 00:20:17,765 --> 00:20:19,960 (Lola) Oh, Thomas, l love you. 377 00:20:20,134 --> 00:20:21,931 Now, when are you gonna see him? 378 00:20:22,002 --> 00:20:24,095 Tomorrow before he starts work. 379 00:20:24,171 --> 00:20:26,605 Great. And you'll tell me what he said at softball practice? 380 00:20:26,674 --> 00:20:27,732 You got it. 381 00:20:27,808 --> 00:20:30,436 Thomas, the timing couldn't be better. 382 00:20:30,578 --> 00:20:33,308 Our last practice before the big game... 383 00:20:33,380 --> 00:20:36,611 and l'm going to get reunited with the man l love. 384 00:20:36,684 --> 00:20:37,844 Thank you. 385 00:20:37,918 --> 00:20:39,010 You're welcome. 386 00:20:39,086 --> 00:20:40,144 Thank you. 387 00:20:41,455 --> 00:20:43,218 Wait a second. What? 388 00:20:43,324 --> 00:20:45,258 ls tomorrow Friday? 389 00:20:46,827 --> 00:20:47,816 Uh-huh. 390 00:20:48,062 --> 00:20:49,859 [phone ringing] Be careful. 391 00:20:50,364 --> 00:20:52,229 Jerome doesn't like Fridays. 392 00:20:52,299 --> 00:20:53,323 What? 393 00:20:53,400 --> 00:20:56,198 Never has. They're his bad luck day. What? 394 00:20:56,270 --> 00:20:58,397 Just be careful. 395 00:20:58,472 --> 00:21:00,667 Sometimes Jerome is kind of weird. 396 00:21:00,741 --> 00:21:02,902 Kind of weird, Lola? Excuse me. 397 00:21:02,977 --> 00:21:04,911 Lola? 398 00:21:05,112 --> 00:21:07,478 Hey, Thomas. We got some real trouble. 399 00:21:07,548 --> 00:21:08,640 Why? 400 00:21:08,716 --> 00:21:12,948 The Blasters are in town and by Friday night, everybody will know it. 401 00:21:13,687 --> 00:21:15,120 Smile, guys. 402 00:21:15,656 --> 00:21:17,021 [camera clicking] 403 00:21:17,825 --> 00:21:19,258 Now grimace. 404 00:21:19,460 --> 00:21:21,052 [camera clicking] 405 00:21:21,195 --> 00:21:22,389 Ringers. 406 00:21:23,063 --> 00:21:24,758 (Buzz) Now sneer. 407 00:21:24,832 --> 00:21:26,231 [all grunt] 408 00:21:26,300 --> 00:21:27,562 Ringers? 409 00:21:29,170 --> 00:21:30,762 Now snarl. 410 00:21:30,838 --> 00:21:31,930 Mercenaries. 411 00:21:32,006 --> 00:21:33,234 [all snarling] 412 00:21:34,775 --> 00:21:35,969 Good. 413 00:21:39,513 --> 00:21:41,344 [players chattering] 414 00:21:42,082 --> 00:21:44,846 Look at those arcs. lncredible. 415 00:21:45,686 --> 00:21:47,210 (T.C.) Steroid city. 416 00:21:49,657 --> 00:21:51,591 (man) Here it is. Hustle, hustle! 417 00:21:52,493 --> 00:21:53,858 (woman) All right! 418 00:21:54,261 --> 00:21:56,422 Hey, those guys are gonna cream us. 419 00:21:56,497 --> 00:21:58,863 Come on, what makes you say that? We're not that bad. 420 00:21:58,933 --> 00:22:00,400 Yeah, but we ain't that good either. 421 00:22:00,467 --> 00:22:03,664 Those guys can run, hit, field without even getting their uniforms dirty. 422 00:22:03,737 --> 00:22:05,398 (Rick) Yeah, but they don't have any class. 423 00:22:05,472 --> 00:22:07,201 Just a bunch of ringers. 424 00:22:07,274 --> 00:22:09,401 That will be a lot of comfort to Higgins and T.M... 425 00:22:09,476 --> 00:22:12,240 when they go thumbing through the classifieds looking for new pads. 426 00:22:12,313 --> 00:22:14,406 Nobody's gonna be looking for any new pads. 427 00:22:14,481 --> 00:22:16,506 l'll just talk to Buzz... 428 00:22:16,584 --> 00:22:20,315 and between me and him and Robin, we'll work something out. 429 00:22:20,421 --> 00:22:23,288 l mean, sure, Buzz may be a little eccentric... 430 00:22:23,357 --> 00:22:26,622 but he's not gonna wanna cheat an old friend like Robin. 431 00:22:26,694 --> 00:22:28,423 (Buzz) Hey, a bet's a bet. 432 00:22:28,629 --> 00:22:32,087 We had a handshake, a gentleman's agreement. 433 00:22:32,299 --> 00:22:34,267 But Robin's team, our team... 434 00:22:34,335 --> 00:22:36,496 is a bunch of guys and girls who work for Robin. 435 00:22:36,570 --> 00:22:39,630 Yours are a bunch of ringers. That's not fair. 436 00:22:40,107 --> 00:22:43,338 My God, pal, l think you've just hit on the secret of life. 437 00:22:45,980 --> 00:22:49,507 Look, l'm gonna be real fair about this. 438 00:22:49,817 --> 00:22:51,307 l don't have to, either. 439 00:22:51,385 --> 00:22:55,082 But you can go out and get anybody you want to play on your team. 440 00:22:55,155 --> 00:22:56,645 l don't care. 441 00:22:56,724 --> 00:22:58,191 l just never want it to be said that... 442 00:22:58,259 --> 00:23:01,456 Buzz Benoit never gave a fella an even break. 443 00:23:01,528 --> 00:23:02,620 Okay? 444 00:23:02,696 --> 00:23:04,755 But the game is tomorrow. 445 00:23:05,366 --> 00:23:07,698 Hey, you better start hustling, Magnum. 446 00:23:08,269 --> 00:23:10,499 Gin. You lose, Mickey. 447 00:23:11,405 --> 00:23:13,134 Listen, you better start concentrating. 448 00:23:13,207 --> 00:23:15,266 That's three weeks salary l don't have to pay you for. 449 00:23:15,342 --> 00:23:16,502 l know. 450 00:23:17,111 --> 00:23:19,443 Aloha, Magnum. See you at the game. 451 00:23:19,813 --> 00:23:20,871 Bye, Magnum. 452 00:23:20,948 --> 00:23:22,176 Bye, Mickey. 453 00:23:28,489 --> 00:23:31,049 (Magnum) I know what you're thinking and you're right. 454 00:23:31,125 --> 00:23:32,854 We spent the rest of the day and night... 455 00:23:32,927 --> 00:23:34,758 scouting the island for ringers. 456 00:23:34,828 --> 00:23:36,819 And no one would touch us. 457 00:23:36,897 --> 00:23:39,127 So now the game was only a few hours off... 458 00:23:39,199 --> 00:23:42,225 and I was unable to reach Robin to try to have him cancel it. 459 00:23:42,303 --> 00:23:44,567 Somewhere in the south of France, his secretary said. 460 00:23:44,638 --> 00:23:46,538 About the only thing that was going right... 461 00:23:46,607 --> 00:23:48,575 was the case for Lola Stenhauser... 462 00:23:48,642 --> 00:23:52,510 and I had to admit that that seemed real insignificant at the moment. 463 00:23:52,913 --> 00:23:56,314 Well, at least someone was going to be happy at practice today. 464 00:23:56,417 --> 00:23:59,181 I just hoped Jerome was big on reunions. 465 00:23:59,820 --> 00:24:00,980 Hi, guy. 466 00:24:01,055 --> 00:24:03,216 Jerome Stenhauser? 467 00:24:03,757 --> 00:24:04,815 Who's talking? 468 00:24:04,892 --> 00:24:07,588 l'm Thomas Magnum. l'm a friend of Lola's and-- 469 00:24:08,996 --> 00:24:11,260 (Magnum) I guess Jerome wasn't big on reunions. 470 00:24:11,332 --> 00:24:14,028 But I wasn't big on being belted in the jaw, either. 471 00:24:14,101 --> 00:24:15,125 And come to think of it... 472 00:24:15,202 --> 00:24:17,033 why should this case have been any easier... 473 00:24:17,104 --> 00:24:19,163 than anything else had been the last couple of days? 474 00:24:19,239 --> 00:24:21,434 Maybe this was fate's way of pouring it on. 475 00:24:21,508 --> 00:24:24,341 Only thing is, I wasn't sure what I'd done wrong. 476 00:24:25,145 --> 00:24:26,134 [grunts] 477 00:24:30,284 --> 00:24:31,512 [exclaiming] 478 00:24:36,056 --> 00:24:37,114 l hate lawyers! 479 00:24:37,191 --> 00:24:38,385 l'm not a lawyer! 480 00:24:38,459 --> 00:24:39,983 Did l say l was a lawyer? 481 00:24:40,060 --> 00:24:43,052 l said l was a friend of Lola's. She asked me to find you. 482 00:24:43,130 --> 00:24:44,461 l don't want be found. 483 00:24:44,531 --> 00:24:45,657 l can see that. 484 00:24:45,733 --> 00:24:47,963 You just tell her l'll pay her back the money. 485 00:24:48,035 --> 00:24:49,832 l don't care if l have to work three shifts. 486 00:24:49,903 --> 00:24:52,497 She doesn't care about the money. She cares about you. 487 00:24:52,573 --> 00:24:54,097 No, you lie! 488 00:24:54,174 --> 00:24:56,404 All you do is want the money. 489 00:24:57,578 --> 00:24:58,704 Fine. 490 00:24:59,913 --> 00:25:02,939 Go ahead and take it. l don't give a damn. 491 00:25:03,650 --> 00:25:05,618 lt's Friday. Payday. 492 00:25:06,887 --> 00:25:09,651 God! Nothing good ever happens on Friday. 493 00:25:09,723 --> 00:25:11,418 Nothing ever! 494 00:25:11,558 --> 00:25:13,583 Now, even my money's gone. 495 00:25:14,194 --> 00:25:17,129 Fine. l'll tell you what, why don't l just go sleep in the streets? 496 00:25:17,197 --> 00:25:20,655 That way l never have to see another Friday or Lola again. 497 00:25:20,734 --> 00:25:21,928 Or you! 498 00:25:22,236 --> 00:25:23,726 Oh, my God! 499 00:25:25,439 --> 00:25:28,374 You're Jerome ''Bad Friday'' Kappelwitz. 500 00:25:30,144 --> 00:25:32,009 Who told you? You just did. 501 00:25:32,079 --> 00:25:35,071 That and the way you swung that two-by-four, l should have known. 502 00:25:35,149 --> 00:25:38,846 Lola Stenhauser's married to Jerome ''Bad Friday'' Kappelwitz. 503 00:25:39,019 --> 00:25:40,919 l prefer ''Killer''. 504 00:25:41,188 --> 00:25:42,780 Yeah. Yeah. 505 00:25:42,856 --> 00:25:45,689 How long you been out of ball? What, four-five years. 506 00:25:45,759 --> 00:25:48,751 Six years, two months, 1 4 days. 507 00:25:48,829 --> 00:25:50,922 Yeah. You were with the White Sox. 508 00:25:50,998 --> 00:25:54,229 You hit 35 home runs and then you quit because you.... 509 00:25:54,568 --> 00:25:55,694 Because you.... 510 00:25:55,769 --> 00:25:58,567 Because l broke the face of that lousy reporter in Cleveland! 511 00:25:58,639 --> 00:26:00,231 He wrote bad things about me. 512 00:26:00,307 --> 00:26:02,798 Yeah. He said you couldn't hit on Fridays. 513 00:26:02,876 --> 00:26:04,707 No, not that there's any truth to that... 514 00:26:04,778 --> 00:26:07,042 but he's the guy who stuck that nickname on you. 515 00:26:07,114 --> 00:26:10,015 Yeah, well, he can't brag about that anymore. 516 00:26:13,754 --> 00:26:15,688 Are you really a friend of Lola's? 517 00:26:15,756 --> 00:26:17,986 No kidding, Killer, l'm on the level. 518 00:26:18,058 --> 00:26:19,685 Look, l'm a private investigator. 519 00:26:19,760 --> 00:26:22,991 But l also play on the same softball team that Lola does... 520 00:26:23,063 --> 00:26:25,930 and she asked me to find you. She hired me, in fact. 521 00:26:25,999 --> 00:26:29,162 See, she said she doesn't want the money, she loves you. 522 00:26:29,236 --> 00:26:30,965 She wants you back. 523 00:26:31,505 --> 00:26:34,269 She sure could play a sweet second base. 524 00:26:36,376 --> 00:26:37,900 Look, Killer... 525 00:26:41,748 --> 00:26:44,842 maybe we could arrange some kind of a deal. 526 00:26:45,986 --> 00:26:47,715 What kind of deal? 527 00:26:48,889 --> 00:26:53,292 Well, l just happen to be close personal friends... 528 00:26:53,360 --> 00:26:56,591 with the owner of one of the most prestigious softball teams... 529 00:26:56,663 --> 00:26:57,823 in Hawaii. 530 00:27:00,467 --> 00:27:04,961 Killer, how would you like to hit a ball again? 531 00:27:17,084 --> 00:27:18,346 Awesome. 532 00:27:19,520 --> 00:27:21,681 That's nothing. Watch this. 533 00:27:29,229 --> 00:27:30,821 [glass shattering] 534 00:27:30,898 --> 00:27:32,388 Can he pitch? 535 00:27:38,405 --> 00:27:39,633 [T.C. grunts] 536 00:27:43,844 --> 00:27:46,506 Try that again. Give me your best. 537 00:27:52,819 --> 00:27:54,047 [grunts] 538 00:27:55,155 --> 00:27:58,955 (Magnum) For the first time in a long, long while, I felt good. 539 00:27:59,026 --> 00:28:02,860 Not just because we had our own ringer to combat all of Buzz's Benoit's... 540 00:28:02,930 --> 00:28:04,921 but because for the first time... 541 00:28:04,998 --> 00:28:08,297 I had the feeling that our future was in our own hands. 542 00:28:08,368 --> 00:28:10,996 I couldn't wait for the game to start. 543 00:28:11,138 --> 00:28:15,370 But most of all, I couldn't wait to see the look on Lola's face... 544 00:28:15,709 --> 00:28:18,234 when she saw the ''Killer'' himself. 545 00:28:20,547 --> 00:28:22,071 [screaming] 546 00:28:23,483 --> 00:28:24,848 Lola. Honey. 547 00:28:24,918 --> 00:28:26,249 [grunting] 548 00:28:26,653 --> 00:28:28,177 You lousy jerk! 549 00:28:31,391 --> 00:28:32,585 Oh, no! 550 00:28:35,329 --> 00:28:36,557 Killer. 551 00:28:40,701 --> 00:28:42,066 Oh, honey. 552 00:28:44,071 --> 00:28:45,265 Jerome? 553 00:28:45,439 --> 00:28:47,373 Killer, did l hurt you? 554 00:28:51,745 --> 00:28:53,144 (T.C.) We gotta get him a doctor. 555 00:28:53,213 --> 00:28:55,204 No doctors. l told you that. 556 00:28:55,282 --> 00:28:58,843 l've never seen a doctor in my whole life and l'm not gonna start now. 557 00:28:58,919 --> 00:29:00,910 Even if l'm seeing two of everything. 558 00:29:00,988 --> 00:29:03,354 What? l think l have double vision. 559 00:29:03,423 --> 00:29:04,822 Oh, no! 560 00:29:05,659 --> 00:29:09,095 Honey, l'm sorry. Really. Oh, honey. 561 00:29:09,162 --> 00:29:10,789 (Jerome) Why'd you have to go and bop me? 562 00:29:10,864 --> 00:29:12,695 Because l love you. 563 00:29:12,866 --> 00:29:15,061 No. l mean, because l hate you. 564 00:29:15,135 --> 00:29:17,399 l don't know. l'm so confused. 565 00:29:17,471 --> 00:29:20,963 lt's just my feelings are so strong, l got carried away. 566 00:29:21,041 --> 00:29:23,407 l'll say. What'd you have in that purse? 567 00:29:23,477 --> 00:29:25,035 My week's tips. 568 00:29:25,112 --> 00:29:26,943 l guess Fridays really are bad luck for him. 569 00:29:27,014 --> 00:29:29,608 lt doesn't look so good for us either. The game's in an hour. 570 00:29:29,683 --> 00:29:31,207 l don't know what we're gonna do. 571 00:29:31,285 --> 00:29:33,014 lt looks like it's just hopeless. 572 00:29:33,086 --> 00:29:34,144 Not quite. 573 00:29:34,221 --> 00:29:37,554 Bleak, grim, dismal, but not hopeless. 574 00:29:37,791 --> 00:29:40,157 The Killer's symptoms are reminiscent of those... 575 00:29:40,227 --> 00:29:43,526 suffered by a Corporal Abbott in Madagascar some years ago. 576 00:29:43,697 --> 00:29:46,689 '48 it was, or was it '49? 577 00:29:47,601 --> 00:29:51,002 At any rate, l think l have just the remedy to alleviate his condition. 578 00:29:51,071 --> 00:29:52,902 You better start alleviating, Higgie baby... 579 00:29:52,973 --> 00:29:55,168 because the Blasters just blew in. 580 00:30:00,347 --> 00:30:02,872 (Higgins) Yes. Well, time to get started. 581 00:30:03,150 --> 00:30:06,085 lf you'll remove your shoes, Mr. Kappelwitz. 582 00:30:06,153 --> 00:30:07,711 My shoes? Quite. 583 00:30:11,191 --> 00:30:13,125 This way, ladies. Drinks are on me. 584 00:30:13,193 --> 00:30:14,717 Come on, let's go. 585 00:30:17,030 --> 00:30:19,123 (Rick) You sure you know what you're doing, Higgins? 586 00:30:19,199 --> 00:30:20,188 Of course. 587 00:30:20,267 --> 00:30:22,531 We're talking about his head not his foot. 588 00:30:22,602 --> 00:30:23,569 l know that. 589 00:30:23,637 --> 00:30:25,161 Well, then what are you doing? 590 00:30:25,238 --> 00:30:26,865 Acupressure, of course. 591 00:30:26,940 --> 00:30:28,840 Oh, yeah? Then where's the needles? 592 00:30:28,909 --> 00:30:31,571 l said acupressure, not acupuncture. 593 00:30:31,945 --> 00:30:33,276 ln layman's terms... 594 00:30:33,347 --> 00:30:36,544 the procedure is to exert surface pressure on various nerve endings... 595 00:30:36,616 --> 00:30:39,813 to relieve suffering and pain at the other end of the line. 596 00:30:39,886 --> 00:30:41,148 [giggling] 597 00:30:41,388 --> 00:30:42,582 Wrong nerve. 598 00:30:42,656 --> 00:30:44,681 Well, needless to say, it's been quite a while... 599 00:30:44,758 --> 00:30:46,919 since l've had an occasion to practice this procedure. 600 00:30:46,993 --> 00:30:49,018 Nevertheless, Corporal Abbott went on to lead... 601 00:30:49,096 --> 00:30:50,791 a totally normal and productive life. 602 00:30:50,864 --> 00:30:53,890 Higgins, the game starts in ten minutes. 603 00:30:54,301 --> 00:30:56,929 l know that. l'm coaching third base. 604 00:30:57,404 --> 00:30:58,598 You? Who said? 605 00:30:58,672 --> 00:30:59,832 l say. 606 00:30:59,906 --> 00:31:01,999 Everything l have is also at stake here. 607 00:31:02,075 --> 00:31:04,839 Therefore, l feel that l should be part of the team. 608 00:31:04,911 --> 00:31:07,243 That's great but what do you know about baseball? 609 00:31:07,314 --> 00:31:08,838 Haven't l told you about the time... 610 00:31:08,915 --> 00:31:11,145 when a shipment of balls and bats and gloves... 611 00:31:11,218 --> 00:31:14,210 was mistakenly delivered to our unit? Well, as you can imagine-- 612 00:31:14,287 --> 00:31:15,515 (all) Higgins! 613 00:31:18,024 --> 00:31:20,219 May l have your palm, Mr. Kappelwitz? 614 00:31:25,465 --> 00:31:26,523 [fingers cracking] 615 00:31:26,600 --> 00:31:28,033 [screaming] 616 00:31:31,104 --> 00:31:34,369 l can see normal again. l can see! 617 00:31:36,076 --> 00:31:37,941 Let's go get those Blasters! 618 00:31:38,011 --> 00:31:40,104 [all cheering] 619 00:31:43,650 --> 00:31:45,481 [people cheering] 620 00:31:45,786 --> 00:31:47,185 Play ball. 621 00:31:47,587 --> 00:31:49,179 (man) Go, hitter. Come on, Killer. 622 00:31:49,256 --> 00:31:51,850 Come on, Killer, baby. Lay it in here, sweetheart. 623 00:31:51,925 --> 00:31:55,122 (Magnum) Okay, Killer. Three up, three down. Come on, guys. 624 00:31:55,629 --> 00:31:56,789 Strike three. 625 00:31:56,863 --> 00:31:58,990 Way to go, Killer! 626 00:31:59,065 --> 00:32:01,397 (Magnum) All right, looking good. One down. 627 00:32:01,468 --> 00:32:03,459 Where'd they get this guy? 628 00:32:04,004 --> 00:32:05,198 Unc! 629 00:32:05,906 --> 00:32:08,136 Unc! Unc! 630 00:32:08,208 --> 00:32:09,266 Shut up. 631 00:32:09,342 --> 00:32:12,243 (Rick) Come on, Killer, bring it on home! Let's go! 632 00:32:12,546 --> 00:32:13,911 (man) Let's go. 633 00:32:15,649 --> 00:32:18,516 (Magnum) You got it, Lola. All yours. Give her room. 634 00:32:20,420 --> 00:32:22,854 (Jerome) All right, honey! Way to go, Lola! 635 00:32:24,591 --> 00:32:25,717 (Magnum) All right. 636 00:32:28,361 --> 00:32:30,056 (Magnum) Come on, Killer. 637 00:32:34,668 --> 00:32:36,397 [players cheering] 638 00:32:36,470 --> 00:32:38,028 (T.C.) Way to go, Killer, baby. 639 00:32:38,104 --> 00:32:41,505 Who the heck is this guy? l know him. 640 00:32:41,608 --> 00:32:45,169 Unc. Unc! Unc! 641 00:32:45,479 --> 00:32:48,243 Shut up! You sound like a seal in heat. 642 00:32:50,217 --> 00:32:51,445 (umpire) Batter up. 643 00:32:51,518 --> 00:32:53,850 (Rick) Come on, Thomas. Big hit. 644 00:32:53,920 --> 00:32:55,649 (T.C.) Okay, T.M. Bottom of the second. 645 00:32:55,722 --> 00:32:57,815 Start it off, babes, start it off. 646 00:33:00,527 --> 00:33:01,892 (Rick) Oh, nice hit. 647 00:33:01,962 --> 00:33:03,429 [players cheering] 648 00:33:03,497 --> 00:33:05,192 (Lola) Way to go, Thomas. 649 00:33:08,702 --> 00:33:11,671 (T.C.) Lead off double. Way to go, team, way to go. 650 00:33:13,139 --> 00:33:15,664 (Magnum) Come on, Killer, bring me in. 651 00:33:16,710 --> 00:33:18,268 All the way in. Yeah. 652 00:33:19,212 --> 00:33:21,908 (Lola) Way to go, honey. Run! 653 00:33:23,083 --> 00:33:24,573 Get the ball. 654 00:33:24,651 --> 00:33:26,448 [players cheering] 655 00:33:26,686 --> 00:33:28,381 [people chattering] 656 00:33:28,455 --> 00:33:30,446 Damn it! l know who he is. He's-- 657 00:33:30,524 --> 00:33:32,389 He's Karl ''Killer'' Kappelwitz. 658 00:33:32,459 --> 00:33:34,893 Why didn't you say so in the first place? 659 00:33:34,961 --> 00:33:38,488 We did that story on him after he beat up that guy in... 660 00:33:38,632 --> 00:33:39,860 Cleveland. 661 00:34:57,644 --> 00:34:59,236 (Magnum) Okay, guys, let's go. 662 00:34:59,312 --> 00:35:01,109 Ninth inning. Three up, three down. 663 00:35:01,181 --> 00:35:03,649 Come on, Killer. Get rid of these turkeys. 664 00:35:06,319 --> 00:35:08,947 (man) All right, Killer! You and me! 665 00:35:09,022 --> 00:35:12,514 Come on, three outs to go. Let her rip, big guy, three up, three down. 666 00:35:12,592 --> 00:35:15,356 Okay, Killer, you got them, huh? One, two, three. 667 00:35:16,830 --> 00:35:18,695 l love you, honey. 668 00:35:20,433 --> 00:35:22,128 (Buzz) Hey, Bad Friday! 669 00:35:24,671 --> 00:35:26,798 Did you forget what day it is? 670 00:35:26,873 --> 00:35:29,341 Gentlemen, do your duty. 671 00:35:31,678 --> 00:35:35,307 Jerome Leroy Kappelwitz a.k.a. Jerome Stenhauser? 672 00:35:35,382 --> 00:35:36,576 Yeah, who's talking? 673 00:35:36,650 --> 00:35:39,312 Deputy Federal Marshal Homer Knowlton. 674 00:35:39,886 --> 00:35:42,912 There's an outstanding felony bench warrant for your arrest... 675 00:35:42,989 --> 00:35:45,480 from the municipality of Cleveland, Ohio. 676 00:35:45,825 --> 00:35:47,690 Come with us, Mr. Kappelwitz. 677 00:35:49,362 --> 00:35:51,125 Hey, come on. Wait a second. 678 00:35:51,197 --> 00:35:52,494 What did he do? 679 00:35:52,565 --> 00:35:56,228 He broke the face of a beat reporter on the Cleveland Globe. 680 00:35:56,302 --> 00:35:58,065 Oh, Killer. 681 00:35:58,238 --> 00:36:01,401 Hey, that was six years ago. l was young and impetuous. 682 00:36:02,842 --> 00:36:04,400 l'm sorry, all right? 683 00:36:05,211 --> 00:36:07,236 You tell it to the judge, huh? 684 00:36:07,313 --> 00:36:09,907 Well, what about the statute of limitations? 685 00:36:09,983 --> 00:36:12,417 What are you talking about? That's in New York City. 686 00:36:12,485 --> 00:36:13,611 (Buzz) Take him away. 687 00:36:13,687 --> 00:36:15,120 (Higgins) No! 688 00:36:15,188 --> 00:36:17,156 As Mr. Masters' representative on this island... 689 00:36:17,223 --> 00:36:19,487 l insist you let him pitch out the inning. 690 00:36:19,559 --> 00:36:22,323 He'll pitch, all right, in Leavenworth. 691 00:36:22,395 --> 00:36:25,330 Come on, Buzz, what do you say? Will you wait? 692 00:36:25,532 --> 00:36:26,590 Please. 693 00:36:26,666 --> 00:36:28,258 Yeah. Come on, please. 694 00:36:28,802 --> 00:36:32,499 Hey, Unc, you know, maybe you ought to let-- Can it, camel-face. 695 00:36:33,173 --> 00:36:35,437 Hey, ease up on the kid, will you, Buzz? 696 00:36:35,508 --> 00:36:37,476 Oh, l'll ease up on him, all right. 697 00:36:37,544 --> 00:36:40,672 Just like l'm gonna ease up on you jokers. Take him away. 698 00:36:40,747 --> 00:36:43,511 You Paddlers are history. History. 699 00:36:46,553 --> 00:36:47,952 Why, Killer? 700 00:36:48,621 --> 00:36:51,920 Because he wrote bad things about me in the Friday edition. 701 00:36:52,559 --> 00:36:54,891 He hasn't changed a bit. 702 00:36:57,797 --> 00:36:59,355 What do we do now? 703 00:36:59,432 --> 00:37:01,627 Well, l guess we'll just have to hold them. 704 00:37:01,701 --> 00:37:04,636 We've got a five run lead. Three outs to go. No problem. 705 00:37:04,704 --> 00:37:06,467 Hey, Rick, come on. 706 00:37:07,273 --> 00:37:11,607 Now listen, no walks. Just let them hit. 707 00:37:53,720 --> 00:37:56,188 [Blasters cheering] 708 00:37:58,258 --> 00:38:01,284 lt's okay, Rick, next batter. No problem. 709 00:38:10,570 --> 00:38:12,265 (T.C.) You're out! 710 00:38:12,872 --> 00:38:14,169 You're out! 711 00:38:14,240 --> 00:38:16,708 [T.C. chattering] 712 00:38:16,776 --> 00:38:19,472 Big batting out. Let's go get them. 713 00:38:20,013 --> 00:38:22,072 [players chattering] 714 00:38:32,058 --> 00:38:35,027 Well, it was a good ride while it lasted. 715 00:38:36,596 --> 00:38:39,190 Hey, come by after the game. 716 00:38:39,265 --> 00:38:41,426 l'll fix you up a cot in the back of the hangar. 717 00:38:41,501 --> 00:38:44,470 Come on, T.C., with my connections, l can get him a nice condo. 718 00:38:44,537 --> 00:38:45,868 Real nice. 719 00:38:45,972 --> 00:38:47,633 Hey, you, too, Higgins. 720 00:38:48,441 --> 00:38:50,909 But about the lads.... 721 00:38:53,680 --> 00:38:55,045 (man) Batter up! 722 00:38:55,648 --> 00:38:57,138 l'll show them. 723 00:38:57,217 --> 00:38:58,514 (Magnum) Come on, Lola. Go get them. 724 00:38:58,585 --> 00:39:01,110 Get one for Killer, babe. One for Killer. 725 00:39:01,187 --> 00:39:04,281 Keoki, you're on deck. Rick, you're in the hole. 726 00:39:05,692 --> 00:39:08,024 Come on, Higgins, get out there. 727 00:39:08,628 --> 00:39:10,653 Higgins, this is our lives. 728 00:39:11,130 --> 00:39:12,620 You want some? 729 00:39:17,804 --> 00:39:20,170 Okay, Lola, it only takes one. 730 00:39:20,907 --> 00:39:22,704 (T.C.) Okay, Lola, let's go. Lola. 731 00:39:22,775 --> 00:39:24,367 (Magnum) Come on, Lola. 732 00:39:25,078 --> 00:39:26,978 (Rick) Go, Lola! Go! Go! 733 00:39:28,681 --> 00:39:29,773 You're out! 734 00:39:29,949 --> 00:39:31,780 Out? How unfair! 735 00:39:31,851 --> 00:39:35,309 Her foot was on the bag! She was out by a mile. 736 00:39:35,388 --> 00:39:37,822 Nice try, Lola. Come on, hustle back. 737 00:39:37,891 --> 00:39:39,358 Let's go! 738 00:39:40,159 --> 00:39:42,184 Keoki, it only takes one. 739 00:39:43,162 --> 00:39:44,754 Slam it out there! 740 00:39:45,231 --> 00:39:47,096 (Lola) Come on, Keoki! 741 00:39:51,738 --> 00:39:53,365 [cheering] 742 00:39:55,108 --> 00:39:58,009 Now we celebrate. Open it up, Mickey. 743 00:40:00,880 --> 00:40:01,972 Rick. 744 00:40:02,749 --> 00:40:06,116 Now look, three runs down, we need a base runner. l want you to-- 745 00:40:06,185 --> 00:40:08,676 lf l were you, l'd put in a pinch hitter for him. 746 00:40:08,755 --> 00:40:09,813 Yeah! 747 00:40:10,990 --> 00:40:13,515 He's right, Magnum. At least give it a shot. 748 00:40:17,030 --> 00:40:20,625 Yeah. Get Smokey or Phil or somebody. 749 00:40:20,900 --> 00:40:22,094 Anybody. 750 00:40:22,168 --> 00:40:24,159 What do you say, Magnum? 751 00:40:24,604 --> 00:40:26,162 (Magnum) I know what you're thinking. 752 00:40:26,239 --> 00:40:28,730 Here's where I have to step in and talk to the team. 753 00:40:28,808 --> 00:40:31,504 Motivate us on to victory with a Knute Rockne speech... 754 00:40:31,577 --> 00:40:34,569 and most of all, stick up for my buddy, Rick. 755 00:40:35,882 --> 00:40:38,646 Okay, I'm not going to disappoint you. 756 00:40:40,553 --> 00:40:41,645 Guys. 757 00:40:42,855 --> 00:40:45,790 Guys, l know it doesn't look too good. 758 00:40:45,858 --> 00:40:47,849 lt's two outs, bottom of the ninth... 759 00:40:47,927 --> 00:40:49,952 we're three runs down, our worst hitter's up. 760 00:40:50,029 --> 00:40:53,362 But l know that we can come back... 761 00:40:53,466 --> 00:40:55,696 because this team's got heart. 762 00:40:55,868 --> 00:40:57,495 We got guts... 763 00:40:57,603 --> 00:41:00,766 and we've got the best bunch of ballplayers this side of Koko Head. 764 00:41:00,840 --> 00:41:02,239 Except Rick. 765 00:41:02,942 --> 00:41:06,605 Oh, yeah, l know. But he's a part of this team. 766 00:41:09,816 --> 00:41:11,716 And that's it, guys. The team. 767 00:41:11,784 --> 00:41:14,218 That's what's important. Not just any individual. 768 00:41:14,287 --> 00:41:15,754 l mean, even a great like Killer... 769 00:41:15,822 --> 00:41:19,781 don't forget, we scored 10 runs this game. 770 00:41:20,159 --> 00:41:22,923 Yeah, and Killer drove in seven of them. 771 00:41:23,730 --> 00:41:25,561 Yeah, l know. 772 00:41:25,832 --> 00:41:28,892 But l also know that we got to go out of here fighting. 773 00:41:28,968 --> 00:41:31,459 We got to go out of here with our heads held high. 774 00:41:31,537 --> 00:41:33,402 We got to go out proud. 775 00:41:33,473 --> 00:41:36,909 And the only way to do that is to send Rick here out to that plate... 776 00:41:36,976 --> 00:41:40,070 because he is the heart and soul of this team. 777 00:41:41,881 --> 00:41:44,782 Now come on, guys. You gotta get with the team. 778 00:41:44,917 --> 00:41:48,375 We'll go out tough and we'll win this one for.... 779 00:41:49,856 --> 00:41:51,050 For.... 780 00:41:52,458 --> 00:41:53,720 For Killer! 781 00:41:56,329 --> 00:41:58,957 And all day off tomorrow, with pay. 782 00:41:59,298 --> 00:42:00,959 [all exclaiming] 783 00:42:05,104 --> 00:42:06,594 (man) Come on, Rick. 784 00:42:07,140 --> 00:42:09,506 All right, Rick. lt may be your pitch, huh? 785 00:42:09,575 --> 00:42:11,475 Go get them. Come on, guys! 786 00:42:11,677 --> 00:42:13,474 [players cheering] 787 00:42:15,748 --> 00:42:18,148 All right, you rummies, throw it in here. 788 00:42:21,454 --> 00:42:23,354 [people cheering] 789 00:42:23,656 --> 00:42:26,557 (Magnum) All right, Rick. Base hit. Way to go, buddy. 790 00:42:29,796 --> 00:42:32,230 (Magnum) Come on, T.C., you gotta get me in there. 791 00:42:32,298 --> 00:42:33,526 You hit them. 792 00:42:47,480 --> 00:42:48,879 He's safe. 793 00:42:52,118 --> 00:42:54,518 Come on, Thomas. Home run ties it up. 794 00:42:54,587 --> 00:42:56,452 Right on, Thomas. Rip it. 795 00:42:56,522 --> 00:42:57,784 (Lola) Come on! 796 00:42:58,724 --> 00:43:01,454 (Magnum) The last time I was in a situation like this... 797 00:43:01,527 --> 00:43:04,291 I was 13 years old in a Pony League game. 798 00:43:04,363 --> 00:43:06,763 I was nervous and scared and I struck out. 799 00:43:06,833 --> 00:43:08,994 I remembered my coach telling me it didn't matter. 800 00:43:09,068 --> 00:43:11,502 I'd played hard, I'd given it my all... 801 00:43:11,571 --> 00:43:14,039 all the things I just talked to this team about. 802 00:43:14,107 --> 00:43:16,598 Well, I was still nervous and scared... 803 00:43:16,676 --> 00:43:19,736 and I knew this time, it did matter. 804 00:43:25,818 --> 00:43:27,513 [all cheering] 805 00:43:32,892 --> 00:43:34,951 (Magnum) I also knew that I could score. 806 00:43:35,027 --> 00:43:38,463 My legs never felt faster, my heart never more sure. 807 00:43:46,139 --> 00:43:47,868 I knew I'd make it. 808 00:43:49,142 --> 00:43:50,507 Magnum, no! 809 00:43:51,077 --> 00:43:53,011 Stop! 810 00:44:02,421 --> 00:44:03,820 You're out! 811 00:44:04,257 --> 00:44:05,588 [all groaning] 812 00:44:07,693 --> 00:44:09,718 Oh, my God. 813 00:44:20,540 --> 00:44:23,407 (Higgins) By nightfall, l'll be gone. 814 00:44:25,912 --> 00:44:29,404 You'll no longer have Jonathan Quayle Higgins to kick around. 815 00:44:31,384 --> 00:44:33,511 lt's time l moved on anyway. 816 00:44:34,320 --> 00:44:37,312 l've become rather sedentary on these islands. 817 00:44:42,361 --> 00:44:44,693 Perhaps l'll go to Malaysia... 818 00:44:46,699 --> 00:44:47,927 or Bombay. 819 00:44:49,402 --> 00:44:52,667 Okay, Higgins, l'm sorry. Really. 820 00:44:53,739 --> 00:44:56,572 l guess l should have held up. l just.... 821 00:44:56,709 --> 00:44:58,734 l thought l could make it. 822 00:45:00,880 --> 00:45:03,371 l mean, yeah, somebody else might have knocked me in. 823 00:45:03,449 --> 00:45:05,417 But the percentage-- Shut up, Magnum. 824 00:45:05,484 --> 00:45:08,885 Save the postmortems for your equally inept teammates. 825 00:45:08,988 --> 00:45:11,388 They're not inept. We tried. 826 00:45:13,459 --> 00:45:16,860 You know, sometimes things in life... 827 00:45:16,929 --> 00:45:20,558 just don't turn out the way we think they should, Higgins. 828 00:45:21,400 --> 00:45:24,665 Sometimes you have to take the bad times... 829 00:45:24,737 --> 00:45:27,171 in order to appreciate the good ones. 830 00:45:27,273 --> 00:45:29,867 But l'll tell you something, Higgins. 831 00:45:30,009 --> 00:45:33,206 l'm gonna walk out of here with my head held high. 832 00:45:33,946 --> 00:45:36,141 l'm proud of the job that l've done... 833 00:45:36,215 --> 00:45:38,274 and l'm proud of my teammates. 834 00:45:38,351 --> 00:45:40,182 And you wanna know something else? 835 00:45:40,253 --> 00:45:41,345 What? 836 00:45:45,691 --> 00:45:47,488 l'm proud of you, too. 837 00:45:48,928 --> 00:45:50,623 And you wanna know why? 838 00:45:50,796 --> 00:45:51,956 Why? 839 00:45:52,298 --> 00:45:56,735 Because we went through this whole unpleasant experience with pride... 840 00:45:59,705 --> 00:46:02,936 honesty and above all, with.... 841 00:46:03,643 --> 00:46:05,770 Courage. (Magnum) Thank you, Mickey. 842 00:46:09,615 --> 00:46:12,914 Hey, Magnum, why don't you turn up the Queen of Hearts? 843 00:46:14,420 --> 00:46:16,615 What Queen of Hearts, Mickey? 844 00:46:16,989 --> 00:46:19,321 There's no Queen of Hearts showing. 845 00:46:19,392 --> 00:46:20,791 This one. 846 00:46:28,868 --> 00:46:30,631 lt's a marked deck. 847 00:46:34,473 --> 00:46:36,566 ls this the one he used with Robin? 848 00:46:36,642 --> 00:46:38,633 All his decks are marked. 849 00:46:42,848 --> 00:46:44,315 Thank you, Mickey. 850 00:46:44,383 --> 00:46:45,714 Thank you. 851 00:46:48,688 --> 00:46:50,918 l think it's time to go, don't you? 852 00:46:52,124 --> 00:46:54,024 Would you like to join us? 853 00:47:03,636 --> 00:47:06,366 Easy now. Easy. Hey, careful. 854 00:47:06,439 --> 00:47:08,430 That lady cost me more than my last wife. 855 00:47:08,507 --> 00:47:09,906 Put it back. 856 00:47:10,810 --> 00:47:12,471 What? Put it back. 857 00:47:12,812 --> 00:47:15,804 And you and your Blasters and your Buzzettes... 858 00:47:15,881 --> 00:47:17,906 or whatever you call them, and get out of here. 859 00:47:17,983 --> 00:47:20,042 Hey, guy, let's not get carried away here. 860 00:47:20,119 --> 00:47:22,485 A game is a game, a bet's a bet. 861 00:47:22,588 --> 00:47:25,113 Tell that to Robin. You cheated him. 862 00:47:26,525 --> 00:47:30,154 All your cards are marked. The bet was bogus in the first place. 863 00:47:31,297 --> 00:47:32,525 Sue me. 864 00:47:32,598 --> 00:47:34,930 (Robin) l'll do better than that, Buzz. 865 00:47:36,335 --> 00:47:38,098 l'll write about it. 866 00:47:39,238 --> 00:47:40,671 Aloha, Buzz. 867 00:47:41,841 --> 00:47:43,308 Who told you? 868 00:47:44,009 --> 00:47:45,499 (Mickey) Aloha, Uncle.